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hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling
a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Coming
out of boxing class tonight and they running a little late. Man, I
had these people working. I don't worry. I went into a boxing class
yesterday. I've been taking a boxing class in a while, and man,
I was gassed. Dude, you ever do they do things like ladders where
you go, you know, one two, you punch your one two right,
and then you do it four times, six times, eight times,
ten times, then eight times six times, And that was after it's a
three minute round that you're doing all this, and that was the last thing
you were doing. I was dead. I was like a fat old like,
I don't know what's going on, all right. I was like a
fat old boxer shitting over in the corner and the lady behind the deats goes,
are you okay? At least you can do it. Yeah, I
was. I mean I couldn't. Yeah, you couldn't even bend over to
fucking pick up a pencil. We'll get, we'll get. Well, come
come, I'd work you out. I would love that. You'll kill me,
No, I wouldn't go gentle because here's the thing, there's no point
in killing anybody because you want someone to enjoy it, so they come back,
because the end game is a healthier lifestyle, That's what it. No,
you'll kill them, no, because you don't. You don't want them
to come back. You know I would kill me. No, I wouldn't.
I really wouldn't. See that's the point. Is like, if you're
going to an exercise class and you hate it when you leave, well that's
not a great exercise class. It should be one that That's why I always
say to everybody, this is an exercise class. It is not a boxing
gym. It is not you go to a boxing gym. It's way different.
And where is the one? I got the one? I'm at It
next to the cup room in the city. Okay, though it's could be
like Beavis and Butter in the back. You know, he should bring Matt's
Matt's girlfriend Natalie won't bring Natalie. Natalie's freaking bring Natalie. She probably really
enjoyed it. But the thing is, it's an exercise class. And I
always say, you know, pace yourself and go your own, because the
thing is you don't. The worst thing is you're you're most people right,
You're paying to go to this. You don't want to hate it. There
should be some enjoyment in it. We should bring some energy and some fun
and have fun with it. But you know, when you hate it,
we'll have fun. I got to give a birthday shout out to Aiden Jackson.
He turned fourteen over the weekend. Aiden Jackson's dad got hooked up by
BTV with the Pizzas for a big volleyball tournament a while ago, and Aden
turned fourteen over the weekend. Cool. Yeah, Matt is not here tonight,
Matt from BTV. So I think we have to call Matt because the
Dallas Cowboys somebody. I don't know if he I don't know if he got
the I don't know if he got the dark disease or not. But I
think he's legitimately not feeling well. Yeah, yeah, he would be here.
I think he would be here too, definitely. Hey, Siri,
call Matt Reese. Let's see what happens here calling Dallas. By the way,
he hates some people call. He does. Yeah, well this is
funny because someone will call, He'll get pissed off. He goes texting me
one he answered, well, we had to call you because over the whole
Dallas thing. We're on the podcast. By the way, that's right,
got the Dak fluid. How are you feeling? I mean, yeah,
I'm actually feeling a little bit better. This head cold I woke up with
this morning was red. Just it was bad. And yeah, it's called
a Yeah, it's called the the Dallas the Philly Special, the Philly Special.
I've had that so many times. Funny. Hey, look, I
will tell you and I know Mark is here tonight, but Mark loves ESPN
and ESPN. I know you don't. I know you don't. What what
is the ESPN is? Did Josh Allen Dak Prescott show out? We know
what they said was that Dak Prescott played his best game they think they've ever
seen play. Do you agree with that, Matt? What did you think
you other than the Tampa game last year? Yeah, I think it might
have been the best team I've ever seen him play. It's too bad because
all that then, all that says to me is then Dallas just as a
team Philadelphia's this is like just a little bit better of a team. Clearly
the case of Cincinnati when it comes to the Bills, that's clearly the case
the Bills. I'm not trying to pick on you at all. I just
because no, no, you're right right now, they are the better team.
Cincinnati is too. I think by the end of the year that you
know, Buffalo is gonna better than Cincinnati, and I believe they als would
be better in Philadelphia. They'll both learn a lot from these losses. Yeah,
I gotta tell you, like from everything I read, and I read
the Athletic article about the Cowboys today and I had some quotes from uh Michael
Parsons who said, we know we played good good enough to win the game,
but we didn't. That's just how the dice rolls. Sometimes sometimes you
play good enough and good enough isn't good enough. That's just the reality of
the game. But if they would have played good enough to win, they
would have won, though, So that's not that's not I mean, when
you get when you when obviously you can't get in the end zone. You're
laying there right at the Yeah, I mean, come on, I feel
like the thing that's funny, not funny, but with with like Mike is
saying that is, I feel like the team feels more confident despite the loss.
You know, you don't ever want to, but they hung with clearly
the NFL's best team right now. Yeah, I mean them and Kansas are
definitely the NFL's best team. And I think they get they have Kansas City
by right now. Yeah, I do too. I think I think Dallas
is better. I still think the Ravens are the best team. I think
the Ravens are the best team too, you do, yeaheah, I keep
forgeting. I always pretty close. I forget about him. I just can
the ball. They can't throw the ball. That's the problem with that.
Don't need to throw the ball when you can run it for three hundred yards.
Hey, by the way, this, uh you sent over the breakfast
pizza. Yeah I wasn't, dude. That is sick. I ate three
pieces already that I mean, yeah, I guess sick and food should never
be used in the same sentence, but I meant it in like the best
way possible, y case. Yes, I mean that was with the maple.
There's something about the maple syrup, the French toast and the meat sauce
with the egg. To me, it was just I didn't realize it was
French toast. I thought it was home fries. I think it's French French.
Okay, it's actually a waffle. It's a waffle, Okay, I'm
sorry. I couldn't. I couldn't. I thought it was home fries.
That's really that's why I thought first too, I didn't know what I was
smell in the car. Oh really, I'm like, I'm like, this
is weird. I'm not smelling. I'm smelling freaking the meat ball. So
I know that you give all the credit to Stephanie, and I think Stephanie
is going to come in next week with you. Is that correct? Oh?
No, I don't know. I thought you depends on it if she
doesn't. I thought you and I talked about it. I thought you said
probably did Bill, But I can't remember ship i'd be drinking. It was
probably after Dallas game. Well, I'm just going who comes up with the
cocktails? Is that her as well? No, that's well. List the
nice the cinnamon toast crunch, cinnamon rum cream, and fireball. Doesn't that
sound good? Not the fireball? Why what is balanced out with the cinnamon
rum cream. I can't even eat apple jacks anymore. Oh, I got
so sick. I mean I can't drink fireball or any of that stuff anymore.
That's the new fuck Hillman shot? Then, yeah, man, a
Hillman shot Yesterday's like, what the hell? Hey, Matt, you're not
here tonight. But we were gonna do a battle of the sexes. And
the chick is Mark, So Mark will get the guy questions and I'll get
the Jake questions. I'm teasing, No, you're not. No, we
are going to do it. But all right, I'm looking forward to you
will crush. Yeah, I think you will crush. Uh? And then
the I like the angry balls? Whose idea was that hers? Again?
Yeah, that's all Lisa. Yeah, it's a bottle of angry orchard with
a sidecar. Actually, bring her on the show. She's a conspiracy theorist?
Is she really us? We need to get on We need to get
on the drink the drink menu. Now we've been on the food menu.
We need to abilified drink menu might have to be like the Morano carbobs,
yeah, Jamison and Bailey's and a pine of Guinness. Yeah. They used
to get so mad at me, Like when when I was animals animal,
No, I said something about a car bomb, and man, I think
my grandfather practically ripped my face off. Why because people died. We don't
call it that. That's ridiculous. You don't understand. Yeah. I don't
think when I hear it either because I didn't think it, like, but
I didn't have it. But he's saying like they were literally terrorists blown up.
So ever since then, it's stuck in my head and my grandfather really
got very angry at me. Wow, I never thought that way. Whatever
you want to call it. No, it's fine. Look and people call
the car mom. I don't take offense. I didn't live through it.
I just it just stuck in my head. And he didn't either. He
was born here, but his mom got out and she told me anyway,
Matt, I hope you feel better. And I'm sorry about Dallas, but
I have to say I thought Dak from all that I did not see the
game live when it was happening. I did see all the highlights. I
thought he looked good. Every commentator, everything I've read, has said the
same thing. Dales fans are stupid, no offense except for Matt Well,
we're sitting there. Everybody's pitched about DAK except for except for Matt. In
another of ourselves, well, we were like, we were like, damn,
he's playing a fucking Greek game. I gotta say, what were those
people? What? What was what were the other people game were they watching?
Man? I was watching a different game than them. People just love
to hate that. And I thought, and then Cowboys fans included because Cowboy
fans are a bunch of clowns. I'll tell you it's true. So many
Cowboy fans are idiots. What if people hate the Cowboys? You know,
they hate the people that you know, they'll tell you about their five Super
Bowls. They'll say how their quarterbacks suck. You never hit the bills,
say Josh Allen, Well, I will tell you that. I don't think
Josh is the problem. I even thought yesterday with the pick, I thought
they it was more on the receiver. I thought when Gabe Davis didn't effectively
communicate and he had the option to not run the full route. But somehow
there was a miscommunication there and I don't know, and it's all Josh.
I mean, I thought there were times he got him back in that game
at the end. He always does. I mean, he just he had
it there. I think this is a one I don't. I'm gonna say
this. You got rid of Leslie Frasier. You have a lot of injuries
on defense. I think McDermott's a nice job with that defense. I even
thought agree, I thought they kind of held their own. Now they've dropped
their eighteenth, but they got in the league where they were second and first
the past couple of years. They've got thirty seven guys that are injured.
Yeah, they got a bunch, some of the best are injured. But
they've held their own. The problem is the offense. I mean, Cincinnati's
defense isn't that good. Defense should be able to score more than twenty.
I mean, the defense is holding the teams. I think that this is
so. When you hear and we're gonna get Greg connors on in a second.
When you hear and I'd love to hear what Matt thinks this. When
I hear Josh Allen say things like I was. Basically I'm paraphrasing here,
I was running the plays. We were executing the plays that were called.
Well, if that's the case, then who's now he's saying it? Yeahs,
I think that that it's because he's doing what McDermott does. McDermott does
these like some people may call it passive aggressive, I don't know, but
in front of a microphone, I know he's not going to call a guy
out, but it is sort of an underhanded shot, you know, it's
this this vague thing. And Josh has been saying the same thing. And
I think the only reason that that Dorsey has that job is because of Josh
Allen. Yes, and I and I wonder if that's coming to an end
because there's been too many things that have been said, and especially yesterday in
the press conference when he said I was, you know, we were trying
to execute the plays that were called. Well, well, do you think
the problem is McDermott with the team or do you think it's No. I
think it's Dorsey. I agree. I think it's a Dorsey thing. I
don't think it's McDermott. I think McDermott's doing stuff. And I think that
they got to figure things out now. It didn't help the can caid fumbled
when he went up in the air, but that guy has been pretty reliable.
But he stepped right in and did a nice job. But they were
on a tear. I mean, I think they would have scored on that
drive. You know that first time down the field. They were doing twelve
point nine yards per play when they got into the end zone on that first
thing, and then after that it wasn't even fuck yeah, but what was
since he doing since his first driver the same way? It was sixty seven
plays right down the field and buff okay, right back. But it was
going to be like a shootout, and I was okay with that. I
was just like the how we thought the Miami game. Stay. It was
just everybody playing off of everybody, so nobody got counted. Sorry, Matt's
got a headache. I don't want to do Matt. I I do feel
bad about Dallas, but I thought Dak played well, and uh, take
him mind, doub will see you next week. I think you're gonna see
it. Take him next week. Feel better, all right, guys,
take care and see it. There he goes. That was nice of him.
The answer. Does he normally not answered? No, he gets pissed
off. What do you mean he gets pissed off? If someone calls him,
he won't. He won't answer it, like if I call it,
Like if I call him, like when I leave here or something, he
will answer it only because he knows I never call him. He knows it's
an emergent something's wrong. Yeah, but see, the thing is like I'd
rather talk to somebody sometimes because the text is too long? Or does he
just not answer Marx calls somebody else's call? No, no, no,
he probably doesn't know. He does not like people call him the answer Marx
or Natalie's calls everybody else? No, Natalie calls him, you know he
doesn't answer her. He doesn't. All right, let's uh, he gets
mad at her. Hey, Siri called Greg Connors sore loser. I'm kidding.
I don't see a Greg commis luder in your content. Who would you
like to call? Called Greg counters? I don't see a Greg commis sore
LUs in your content? All right? All right? Would you? Hey,
Siri called Greg Connors calling Greg Connors mobile? That was awesome. I'm
gonna I wonder if I'm so to Greg's anymore. I think I think I'm
over over Greg. We were on the podcast and we've decided that Kevin is
the bad luck charm. He's no longer allowed to watch games at your house.
Okay, I'll take his place. We we think we we think that
it's him, he suggested. I said, I love your cab, I
love you cav. But if that's the case, then I gotta go with
that. Anything from my team, I would sager push. He has a
friend, but you just can't watch the game with it. I gotta sit
about the patio with the help. Again. I'm not sure you gonna be
on the property if it's well. Look, the Bill's now five and four
ninth in the AFC playoff race before the upcoming Monday night game, and I
gotta tell you, Greg, I am starting to come around to your side
that I think that there is a problem with the offense. And his name
is Ken Heisman Trophy winner, and it's not Barbie's boyfriend, No, it
is not. He might be a better play color. He may be,
because the Bills offense averaged twelve point one yards per play on its opening drive,
and then after that they struggled mightily to get into the end zone until
the end, and we saw what happened with Kincaid. But I mean,
Dalton Kincaid has become Josh Allen's security blanket in the way, and as a
rookie, I think he's done a great job. But what I'm hearing in
the press conferences after from McDermott and Josh Allen are basically like it's almost as
though they're saying things about Dorsey without saying anything about Dorsey. I think one
of the things Allen said was, we're executing the plays that are called Greg.
Why don't they let Why don't they let him call his own plays?
How come he's not doing it? Got you think? I don't know.
I think it's just I think it's an insecurity. I think Ken Dorsey is
insecure in his role and who he is. I mean, he's never been
an OC, he's never been a play calling He's been a great quarterbacks coach,
but he's never had this position. So he's trying to like do it
all. He's trying to prove that he's the man. This experiment should be
over. Ken Dorsey is the OC should be over. Let's move on.
You got you gotta cut big when you can. It's like having a bad
stock. You spend a lot of money for it. It's in the ship
or you see no hope on it. You gotta dump it. God,
dump that stock. Baby. No, I don't have that problem there,
Todd, he said, sock. At first, I'm just wondering, who
do you Who do you get to replace him? Though? Who's out there?
Well? Yeah, you know that that that I've thought about that,
and you know, if you're doing it mid season, you can't do it.
You got it's just too hard to learn, you got it. There's
a whole language thing. You got to bring somebody in from the inside,
and they got to be the play caller. You know, the logical interim
would be the would be the quarterback coach. But that's didn't that didn't work
out. What about what's Alex Vanpel doing? Yeah? Good, good question.
I thought Alex Vanpell was with Green Bay last I knew. I thought,
that's actually not a bad that's actually not a bad idea. Alex van
Pellapell would be Yeah, I mean he may be. It's just you know,
like they're now two and four in the conference and getting into serious tie
break breaking trouble and they've got a growing schedule coming up. What is it?
The Jets, the Eagles, Chiefs, Cowboys, and then the Chargers.
Yeah, well I will let's get back to the Ocyes, the current
quarterback coach had college experience as an OC and and had I believe, had
a short interim scent as an OC in the NFL. So now keep in
mind, Ken Dorsey had zero OC experience, zero, He had no proven
record at all. So again, in the worst case scenario, it could
you could go to the quarterback coach who just has an OC experience, and
essentially McDermott becomes the head coach, the defensive coordinator, and a main contributor
as an offensive coordinator. Yeah, one person's play to try to do that.
But I mean it's just it's stale. It's stale. There's no rhythm.
Can Ken Dorsey In my opinion, that were Ken Dorsey's friends. I
drab him by the scrup of the neck. I say, Ken, suck
on your pride, get some humility. Let Josh do what Josh does.
Give him the temple of the game, let him make the play calls,
let him go no huddle, let him go fast, let him go slowly
thinks you need to you take yourself out of it because you suck. Would
you break his glasses too? Well? Alex Rampeldt is currently the offensive coordator
of your Cleveland Brown. Oh okay, well, I'm gonna tell you what.
Oh C in quarterbacks coach? Okay o C and quarterbacks coach? Well,
that makes sense. Actually, it's just these subtle statements, Greg,
that I keep seeing. You know that. That's the one from Josh when
he was asked, why aren't you scoring or what's the problem with the offense?
He goes, I couldn't tell you, honestly until I watched the film.
I just tried to run the play that's called and try to execute to
the best of our ability. To me, that's basically going, hey man,
don't what the fuck you want me to do. I'm doing what they're
telling me to do and it ain't working. But then at that point,
can't is he not established enough or he could be like he's a a lot
of this, Well he should, but he should be. And and I
even think, Greg, I don't know if you agree or not, I
thought he played pretty well. I don't necessarily blame him for the pick.
I almost put that on the receiver. No, he's got to throw that
high and outside. He misread the coverage. You don't throw that ball there.
I mean it's a tight throw. You got the guy underneath, you
got the guy over the top. You got to put that ball when nobody
can catch it a to receiver in that situation. He didn't do that.
I mean, you know, I do blame Josh on that a little bit.
But you know, if Dorsey again, Dorsey's trying to do what he
should do in terms of play calling, but he's just he's just missing.
He just doesn't seem to have the rhythm. He doesn't doesn't seem to have
the idea. Look. Offense is hot, right, they get hot,
so you get rhythm, you get confidence, you get your mojo going,
you get that pep in your step, you've got you're walking like you own
the freety team. But when you do something and you fail and you throw
an incompletion, you get it back, you have a penalty. It deflate
you and these guys then don't perform. Dorsey's got to understand he's forgotten rhythm.
If you guys want to get rid of Dorsey, We'll take him in
New England as an actual quarterback. Yeah right, he's better than we got
a quarterback right now. As a Bills fan, you start to get nervous
and and the term is the windows closing When the windows should be closing,
you've got the talent, and I think that defense for all the injuries they
had, I thought they settled in pretty well. Yesterday closing statement because how
long? How long? How long was New England window open? Twenty two
freaking years? That was different. Kansas City's window has been open for six
or seven. Now you reload, I know, but it's one of these
things where you almost feel like there's get in there. You got the quarterback
and you got the players. You reload as you go. And that's what
Buffalo has not been started out last year. And they did start out like
you know, crushing, but Tennessee and the Rams, so they started out
where they left left off, and all of a sudden they played Miami and
you know they couldn't play because it was too hot. What the fuck?
Well that guy? So Dan? Dan and I talked about this last night
a little bit. The reason why the window stayed opening the Windland for twenty
two years is because you had a quarterback that had an edge. You had
a quarterback that demanded the best of himself and everybody around him. Defense didn't
matter. And I love Josh Allen Man. He's the guy. He's a
great athlete, he's a good person. I don't want a good person at
my quarterback. I want the guy who's gonna rip your head off if you
run the damn route, Well you don't, Damn Dan, Dan, Dave
Davis ran the rock rock and what happened then, God damn penalty on you
intentional grounding, which it wasn't. It was not that that was not that
was a bad call. That was a bad call. But but they made
up for it on that one later on where it was intentional grounding. They
didn't. You know who Burrow reminds me of Tom Brady? Is he there?
I think, well, I think you may have just killed Greg.
No. No, The only reason I say that Greg is that guy is
like you know, when he was injured and that calf was bad and they
weren't playing well. He sounds the same at that press conference as he sounds
at the press conference after he wins. He seems to have some kind of
control in that lock. That team sucked until he got there, and he's
doing something with his attitude that is affecting that team in a positive way,
kind of like Jared Goff too and Detroit I agree with that. You're right,
Bill, You're right. It's just I mean Bradys and how he handled
himself and how he treated his team now broke. I think he could get
there. He could he I mean we could get what are we talking we
is he three years in the league now two years, four four years?
Four years for a year though, ye rookie year, rookie year, and
he went down. Yeah, I mean Burroughs got that talent, He's got
that thing. Man, he got swagger, he cowed. That guy got
freaking everybody buys it and like the whole that's when I'm the team buys into
it. Josh has got unbelievable talent and that you know, they were all
they were back in that game last night because of him. But is he
just is he just not a leader? I don't know that's got hard enough
on his teammates. I think I think you know Diggs is Jigs is a
jerk. You know, everybody's looking Jiggs is this bad guy. He's all
selfish. No Di wants to freaking win, and when you want to win,
you want everybody around you to have the same damn level competitiveness and dry
it's a goddamn win. I mean, Josh has it, but he's not
getting into games face. Gave ran the wrong route? How did he not
grab by the face? Man, shovel the damn brown go you asking jerk
off. You just get to that dry You blew it. It's your goddamn
fault. I think that's honestly, what Brady did in the first couple of
years with Edlman was not great. The first year or two, Brady got
in his face. He's like, listen, you got to start doing this
the right way, and he turned into a freaking amazing receiver and a slot
Well there is something about show up up and do it right. But they
got to cut your ass. Yeah that's it, man, dude. Game's
living off those four touchdowns in that Chiefs can. I always say you're the
future owner of the Buffalo Bills, but maybe you're not. Maybe you know
what you are if you try to find the coordinator, owner, coach,
owner, coach. I like that owner coach or coach owners. Coaches coach
like you coach, the coaches like, hey man, you got to get
in there and get these guys. Yeah, I kind of like it.
So so every Monday Terry has a phone call with uh with with coach Tournament
and he essentially they kind of talk about the game and they go over you
know, the good, the bad. You know, if you could do
it over again, how would you do it? You know, what do
you need from me? That kind of stuff? And Uh, I think,
I think I don't know how this conversation went today for Sean and for
Terry. But if I were Terry, I'd rip Seawan and new freaking app
and I'd say, damn it, you got to make god damn change.
You gotta change something that offense. I don't know what you're gonna do.
I don't care what you're gonna do, but if you don't make a change,
I'm gonna have to make a change. Is Terry that much of a
football guy? Thought he would know to understand? Does he? Obviously he's
a business guy, but is he a football guy? Or he can recognize
that something like that needs to be changed? No, but but he should
find the people that are I mean, you know, he seems smart enough
to find the people that are smarter than him to hire in those positions.
And then he's got he's got the pen I'm sorry, which writes the check.
He got lucky. Yeah, he got lucky. He got lucky,
He got lucky, got me Thurmott, and he got being. He got
lucky. Who thought that that would work? Right? That? You disagree
with that, Greg, I agree with you on that. And this is
why, because Kim was involved in the hiring for the football team, Kim
was the one that got McDermott. Kim was the one that got Dean Kim.
People underestimate the loss of Kim Pagoula right now with the team, her
leadership, her talent in terms of talent identification and working and creating an atmosphere.
And it's not just an atmosphere, it's an atmosphere between the coach and
the ownership. And you know, sometimes owners meddle too much. She had
a good Yes they do Jerry Jones, but they Davis. But she yeah,
Davis too. She seems to have a nice presence. I mean,
her ability, her talent was unmatched in that regard. I mean Look what
happened. Look what's happened after she's left. Robert Cooley had took over in
her absence, and he was doing a great job managing the team on a
daily basis, and then Terry gets rid of them for reasons that are partially
known. And then he brings in job Freeman wherever his name was? Who
the manager? And Catherine and then they get caught in a little scandal and
then he's got it dumped. Then well, now who he got His daughter
daughter is the one who's doing it about football? Are you kidding me?
Cheap? And his daughter's whole lot that's her greatest talent, is Greg.
I see it can't. You can't have these people in those roles. Greg.
I see an opening for you healthier, Greg. I see you know
what? For you, buddy the wed I see an opening. I see
an opening, all right, Greg, Third six, Greg, when need
six get that first down? I think that'll be the uh. I think
that's the thing. I just feel like now they're coming up on a season
defining stretch and they need to figure something out. I feel like, Greg,
might they got a jack wins, Yeah, they got a stack wins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Denver and Monday night next week night football.
Next week you got the Denver Brock goes in count If you don't have
a decisive, convincing win, none of this, none of this. You
know, Giants win, not beating the beating the Buccaneers. Oh and then
by the way, the last play of the game, we got a chance
to win because our tight end can't catch the ball Dawson knock. You know,
they gotta have a decisive win here because you've got to get some confidence.
They've got to get some confidence with them themselves on the offensive side of
the ball. They had it after Miami and then if freaking just they blew
it in London. That was just a debacle. My my favorite players become
kind though, despite last night I had that kid has impressed this ship.
Out of me eleven targets cost ten. Yeah, I mean the guy,
he's become Josh's security blanket. He's like Bigley, right, we said he's
a bigger he's a bigger target like Beebley. Yeah, he's to find the
open spot. He's got phenomenal hands. That kid is going to be a
superstar. But we need to get a number two. I mean, look,
they have Chase, and they had Higgins. Those two guys are one
in one A. Yeah, those guys are phenomenal. That the way Higgins
Davis, the way Higgins catches the ball. Oh, he's got those long,
long arms. He just keeps it away from the defender. He's able.
I mean, hold on. You don't see him pulling it into his
body, which was what I was always taught as a receiver, like pulling
into your body. Whoa hold that ball, huggin because you're Irish, couldn't
catch a cold. Yeah. Yeah, their receiving corps there is solid.
I mean with King Kate, I mean with Diggs, and then you get
King Kate in a solid two and makes those key catches. Again, all
you got to do is get three yards of play, three yards and then
you're third and four, third and three. It's a whole different game.
And then you convert with your tight end, you hit your slot, you
get letter four net, you know, rushing downhill. They didn't run the
ball last night with Cookie either. I mean, what is your identity?
What is the offensive identity consistency? Right now? I said it. I
said that at one point ahead they run the ball all tonight and I think
you guys came back. They ran twice. They ran twice. But as
the non Bills gut, Greg, I'm going to tell you, you're halfway
through the season. It's going to be okay, You're going to be fine.
Well, I love you, Kevin. I love you. You always
kind of keep me going, keep me from jumping off the bridge. I
appreciate it. I just don't want to get jackknifed into the pool again.
All right, Greg, Well, always go to insight and uh, I
smell an opening in the Bill's front office, and I think he should fill
it. He would hit be fired in ten minutes it himself where people,
Kevin, I will tell you this, if I didn't think I was doing
a good job, I would fire myself. If I couldn't turn this thing
around, I would fire myself. Because it needs too much to too many
people to be a laughing stock. And that's what the offense is right now.
Yet one of the most talented quarterbacks in the league, one of the
most talented receivers in the league. You've got an average offensive line, so
you got to play call you gotta be called around. Then the problems for
five years their offensive line is trash average to below average. Look, I
know I know where my role is. I'm a acred looking guy, So
why I always try to swing up? Man? You never know, you
gotta ask swing up? All right? Well, uh, you're swinging up
well and always good insight. Greg, thank you, thanks guys, go
bills, go bills. There, he goes Greig Connors. All right,
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introduced or are we gonna just sit here like this like this? That's what
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We were god kind of dream that can't be so we were right, Mark
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gravelly though. No, I think it's just do you think so, Miley?
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action and called Laura just like CMFO over what did you say the list?
No, I'm further down, I'm the B list. She had to bring
someone else in because I was here. No, I don't know. Well,
I don't know what Kevin would say. He didn't even talk to me.
He just said to me, I called her. I didn't hear back,
so I didn't hadn't heard back that. I wasn't gonna interrupt the show
to tell you I heard back. That's all right, Oh all right,
excuse me, Greg, I have a breaking news here. And so now
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your problem there. Have you ever had a problem when you ordered something from
maybe grub hub or uber eats or something that it what you ordered didn't arrive.
Have you ever had a problem. Yes, I'm cheap, I've used
never used it. I use that you use that grub Hub. I've used
grubhub a few times. Yeah, grub up. So listen to this story.
This is true. This really happened to somebody. And also we are
hearing from a man who claims he ordered a milkshake on grub Hub but got
it cup full of urine instead. No wait, I think these are full
of show. You do. I know you do, and I'm with you,
except I watched this whole thing. Caleb Wood saying that he ordered a
Chick fil A sandwich, fries, and a milkshake through grub hop. Well,
when he started eating his meal, he put the straw in his cup
and says he took a sip and immediately realized, oh this local Because I
know a Caleb. Would you really really says he delivered for he's a kid,
he's got a hockey team. Yeah, no, he loves this Chick
fil A. This, yeah, Chick fil A. So he got the
milkshake you ordered it, it gets a cup full of urine, takes it
through the straw. I don't know that I can eat again after that.
I have always joked about drinking my own urine because it's supposed to be healthy
for you who said that, it's just all kind of just survivalists and people.
You never heard that. Yeah, okay, I'm a big hiker.
So they say that, Yeah, if you got stuck, you would drink.
Yeah, you could stay hydrated by drinking your own urine. But could
you just seking your stry in and getting somebody else's urine? Could you meage
the bottle ever? Clear? You need to finish after do? I mean?
I don't know. I don't think I could ever feel that would absolutely
that's the grossest thing I can imagine. All Right, I got a story.
I got it, I got it, I got it. I gotta
be let me finish this. You think about how you're gonna tell he had
gotten a cup of warm urine. Did you confuse the cops because like he
went out with the cup called the uber driver or the grubhub guy back,
thinking the Uber driver had to know the grub Hub. Yeah, and he
goes, can't stop, he's got his listening to this, dude, this
is it's half full of mere, going on to say the driver admitted that
he works long hours and doesn't take bathroom breaks, so he urinates in a
cup, hates in a styrofoam cup, gave him a styrofoam cup. I
don't think chick fil A used to styrofoam cups for for any of their drinks.
I think they have like a chick fil A cup. So so this
guy in the dark grabbed the wrong thing. How can you not tell from
the warmth versus a cold? Wait? Even but now why this is the
question, why are you bringing chick fil A into this? Well, I
think it was wasn't a chick fil A that he ordered, But it's not
chick fil air. To the moss, who's throwing chick fil a kind of
a chick fil A? They said, chick FLI chick fil A. And
that's because that guy you got that tested a cup. Yes, I didn't
need to mention chick fil A. Well, you gotta say he ordered.
He said, he ordered chick fil A and this is what he got from
from a fast food restaurant. You have to say that's actually that screwed chick
fil A up and wait. Think about bt B delivered and you get a
nothing. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I would not want b TV to
be I would not be TV to suffer from that exactly, but I would,
but my thing would be like I love bTB, bTB would never do
this. I would say BTV about six times in the news story because that's
the kind of friend I am to Matt Reeson and Connie and Connie, I
was gonna also throw in our friend over here, but oh Mark, I
have nothing to do. I own the other one. But the four four
my four fuck you. My four o one k is when you drive down
Ridge Road in a West Ridge plaza, it s says, patu Billies,
that's my four one k. Hearing from a man who claims he ordered a
milkshake on grubhub but got a cup full of urine instead. Caleb Wood saying
that he ordered a Chick fil A sandwich, fries, and a milkshake through
Grubhub. Well, when he started eating his meal, he put the straw
in his cup and says he took a sip and immediately realized he had gotten
a cup of warm urine. Did you confuse the cup like, dude,
this is it's half full of me? What going on to say? The
driver admitted that he works long hours and doesn't take bathroom breaks, But I
still don't understand how you can't. I used to. I used to,
probably just moving so fast and just going through the motions. Does anybody knows
you feel the urine it's warm? Yes, yes, you'll know if you
drink carrier. Why would no, Why would the cup of pea be in
the drink carrier? Well, unless you put it in the wrong thing.
That's a great question. But I used to because I used to At Patam's.
Everything was in those plastic cups. You just needed to, I don't
know know from your mom to get in there and drink. When we were
in college and I used to love, people would leave their beers on the
ledge, so I used to go and pee. I would sometimes pee right
there in the crowded bar into a cup and then put it right on the
ledge and just see how long before somebody crabted it. Did you drinks you
stopped? No, nobody drank it because it's warm. The thing was like
ninety eight degrees. Yeah, ninety points six came right out of my body.
Baby, It's all good. OK. Hey, urinates in a cup
would saying Grubhub took four days to get back to him after he reported the
incident, refunded a portion of the order. I think it costs like twenty
five bucks and they refunded eighteen bucks the actual cost of the food. They
didn't refund like the delivery each fee or the tip that I gave or anything
like that. ABC four reached out to grub Hub as well. Here's the
thing that I think. I think this tells you to me. I don't
know in the gig economy, because you kind of can't exactly blame grubhub.
It was the driver. It's not like grubhub did anything except hire this guy.
So for whatever reason that the guy can figure out his schedule to go
to the bathroom and he's peeing in a cup, that's sort of on him.
It's not necessarily Grubhub. But I go these companies, they don't give
a shit. Number one try I don't think you can get your tip back
because you do your tip now before, so once the tip's gone, they're
just going to refund you that the tip is nothing to do with them.
They fired this guy, Grubhub did, but then for the rest of it,
I'm going, now it's working with uber eats. Yeah, right,
But on the other side, what is what are they gonna do? They
don't care took him four days to get back. This guy had to go
to the news just to get some action out. When we uh when uh
during COVID, when uh we bet to Billies, we we used grub Hub.
Matt got in an argument with one of the guys and grub ub yeah,
and threw the food right at him. So what we did was is
we all we hired our own grub We hired our own drivers and did grub
hub. It was our own drivers. We didn't know none of theirs.
So it's people we knew and stuff and stuff like that. That is the
shittiest job I've ever, ever, ever, ever did from what I'm told
too. Is a delivery food delivery, Yes, food delivery for like people
don't tip. You know, there's the confusion about this delivery fee. The
delivery fee is not the drivers, you know. So one I'll be in
church Field. I was in church Field for one delivery, and then I
was on Thurston Avenue for another one. And so I said a lot of
times and all the whole tip if you do it through the app, does
it go to the driver either? They only get a percentage of it.
Where'st me? I would rather give the driver cash and hand him a five.
But they won't touch an order. A driver won't pick up an order
if there's no tip on the on the actual order. Really, my neighbor
did it. Yeah, we started out. I won't touch it if it'll
just sit there. So you have to have a tip in order for them
to I got you. I got you. Yeah, because you're being able
to drop it off, you know, and not have any contact with the
person. So you did to look at your look at you, you know,
and look and say, I'm not giving you a tip. Yeah,
but most of the time you're doing it right on the app. I'd rather
slide them a tend to know that they're getting that. I understand that.
I'm saying that. It's like the pizza. I'd rather give him the tip
that had to go through payroll and be tackling all that. When I order,
I say, and the thing, I will tip you when you get
here. You do that, even you can't do that on the app.
Yeah you can. Yeah, you can write. You can write message.
You can write a message on where you want to deliver, where you know
want to put it. So I say, don't please knock, I will
tip you when you get here that way. If they fuck it up,
I'm not gonna tip them. He still he's still got CDs back from the
c NFDA. I still think that they eat some of your French fries.
Some of them do someone. I'm questioning this whole story because if he had
to go into Chick fil A to pick up his food to deliver it,
why didn't he go to the bathroom there. It's a good question, and
we had a bunch of different places to go. I don't know. Said
he's had issues where he's had to go when he's driving and even ask people
in his car, Hey, I really gotta go. Do you mind if
I run in for two minutes? See when you walk in there, the
food's never ready anyways, So she had you have a point, so he
would have a couple a couple of minutes to pee. This is bullshit,
you're saying bullshit. This is your typical fucking media bullshit because they have nothing
else about typical media report. How great would it be, though, if
this guy made up the whole thing. No, I think that the guy.
I think the driver actually peed in a cup just to fuck with this
guy. Oh you do yeah, something happened. If this happened, that's
you. So I wonder if he gave a shitty tip maybe or no tip
at all. Yeah, wow, but he said it was well, that's
true. He got his eighteen dollars back. We don't know that it was
twenty five, which we should find this guy. What is the grossest thing
you've ever accidentally drank? Do you ever accidentally drink something? Yes? What
fucking uh? Tobacco chew those assholes? We were We were by a fire,
right, so I had my beer here and it actually was someone we
actually knew. That is actually someone we knew. Someone we've been talking about,
someone we've been talking. Yeah, man, it was Seth. We're
sitting here, we're sitting there the fire. He's dipping. He hasn't in
a bottle. I take the bottle thinking it's my beer, and I'm like,
oh my god, that's really that. That's nasty. Now, I've
seen people drink things on purpose, but I don't. I don't think i've
ever Actually I might accidentally drank like some kind of a cleaner that I had
in the cup that was maybe soaking a ring or something, and I grabbed
the wrong I don't something. I've just gotten losers playing like shot roulette,
where you pull something out and it's just it's the nastiest, like ninety nine
bananas. It just tastes like ninety nine banana playing shot roulette on Halloween.
But I was nice to you guys. I gave me good shots. I
didn't have any ninety nine Anything is there you bring? Yeah, you should
get the little dollar shooters. Put them in a bag and you reach your
hand in whatever you pull out. You gotta drink, okay, and sometimes
there's losers in there. Maybe we should do that on the one year anniversary.
I mean he won't drink, Yes you will. Oh, Danny'll drink.
I won't, Yeah you will. He drinks. He drinks here every
once in a while. No I ever has accidentally eaten or drank something,
no knowing what it was until until maybe after you ate it. Did you
ever get the uh do you ever get the tinkle in the face from one
of the boys changing diapers? Uh? Yeah, I mean I've well,
not in the face, but I mean they pete and I think there was
one time where they I took the diaper off too soon and they ship in
my hand. I think they puked on me. I don't remember any of
that other stuff though I never got it. I used daycare center, so
I alwaysknew to cope. Some people like we know people not me. People
believe it or not, it's not me. There are what being pean on?
No? Absolutely not. Not a golden chower. Nope, there's been.
We know people. I do have limits, Bill, see, yes,
you do be the p not the pe I would never do it,
absolutely not. No. What if somebody begged you? Why No, you
couldn't do it, like shy bladder. Too much pressure. No, it's
too much pressure, right if you know? Uh yeah, it just that's
gross. We know somebody who likes that. I know, I'm a big
fan. I know you are, but you wouldn't. You wouldn't if that
person asked you. Oh wow, oh that kind of changes things a little
bit. You'd on, Greg if you absolutely, Greg, I dated a
guy who it was this fantasy, didn't do it, But what was to
be? You dated a guy who wanted to he wanted a golden shower,
and you never and you wouldn't do it. No, No, it would
have needed to be like in the shower. Yeah, and just didn't bring
up that opportunity. You know it's bad is when you bring something or did
he want you to do it like in the bed. No, I don't
think we got to that conversations. No, seriously, Like, I'm curious,
how many dates do you go on with somebody but all of a sudden
they go, you know what, she won't go to boxing, but she
didn't think. I'm trying to think, tell me dates me and Marianna and
before I told her I like to watch. So I'm like, that comes
in conversation? How does it come up in conversation? I don't know.
I'm very open about these things, and I love talking to people. I
would talk to a random person at a bar and be like, what's your
sexual fantases? That would be your opening line, No question, ago,
I'm gonna leave. Like just talking to people like for people, Yeah,
I think it's fun. Yeah, you never know who you're gonna meet.
No, what has this conversation ever gone to where the person said this is
what I like and then then then you left the bar with that person.
No, it's a strange question. I couldn't like. So how does it
come up in conversation? Like is this a first date? Thing. No,
this was like months in, oh months in? All right, Well
that makes it mine come out in first dates? What mine coming right now?
Because Matt's gonna tell him anyways, So I'm looking it over. Mark
has a sexual fantasy. Mark like to watch people. Oh a lot of
people like that as well. I guess I don't know, right, I
don't do that name live action? No, live action? Oh yeah,
I like to go to live baseball games too. No, I understand that.
I like live football games. I like seeing balls bounce on hardwoods.
That's the way it is. I just I'm that golden shower thing. Yeah,
and then shipting on getting shot. Oh god wow, yeah the Cleveland
Steamer, Right, is that what it's called? Yeah, don't act like
you don't know they have company in the house that No, I just what
the fuck are you doing? It? Just told her like to watch?
I mean, how much more there's a bar step from watching. It's getting
a dumpted. Mark did admit? What was the one thing you couldn't do?
You got asked to do, and you couldn't do all the donkey the
donkey punch? Do you know what donkey punches? Isn't that from behind and
then you punch a girl. Yes, yes, in the back of the
head, the back of the head. You want to knock her out?
Oh you have to knock her out. Yeah, you're supposed to knock her
out. Would you want to hit somebody? Well, I wish I did,
know, I want to. I want to hit that. I wish
I did, now why because I'd love to hit that bitch if I ever
saw. But I couldn't see anybody wanted to be hit? Oh she was?
She mentioned it punched, punch, not punched. Yeah, I can't.
I mean, I've never hit anybody. I've never been hit. All
of a sudden, I'm gonna freaking take my fiance and smash your head in.
I mean, come on, he couldn't hit. Danny couldn't choke.
You can't get a tinkle on? What's up? I don't know that's right.
Danny was asked to choke. Oh yeah, I can't do that either.
What do you mean, Oh yeah, that's common common in terms of
what for fantasy. I've never heard like a slight choke. Yeah, yeah,
that's very common. No, I know it's common, but I've never
been asked. I don't like that whole domination bullshit. No, no,
nope, apparently she likes it. Is fine. Choked headlock tinkled the whole
thing. It's all right there for your for your pleasure. Well she did
say, what did she say the last time you brought it up to me?
You said, the last time she was in she said she wanted to
dirty. Yeah, talk a little dirty. And there's there. There you
go, There you go, Mark, you walk away Winters and just for
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That breakfast pizza is phenomenal, but man, I just want to tell
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on you. You could do that at a at a almost at a brunch,
yeah, you could. When are we doing brunching? All right?
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He's got an uncle named Dale, the drive sprint cars and races. Of
course Ryan never went that way. Ryan never raced those sprint cars. He
came up a different way. He's granted on his own. But it's cool.
Yeah, his granddaddy was a racer too. I think it's great father
did some racing. Absolutely, he was. He was another champion. Yeah.
Here is Ryan actually not Ryan Blaney. Excuse me? So Ryan Blaney.
I think he was kind of dueling and out there with Kyle Larson and
Kyle Larson. What kind of car is Kyle Larson driving? He drives shiv
Ley Camaro. All right, listen, I want you to listen to what
Kyle Larson said, and I think you're going to appreciate it. Here it
is Kyle Larson after the final NASCAR race of the twenty twenty three season.
Perfect pit stop there at the end, both driver and crew walk me through
the restart in the final lapse. What was missing there that Blaaney had and
you guys didn't. Yeah, his car was really fast really the last few
months and yeah, especially here today, So our pit crew and his car
was really fast, Randy, that's he said, and especially for the last
few months. Yeah, they've been working on it. Yeah, here's a
little bit more of they've been working on it and the way, you know,
our pit crew can execute a fast pit stop. I knew that was
gonna be our only shot really to win, and they did everything you in
their power to give us the winning you know, job done there, So
you know, huge thank you to them. Just I needed to come out
the leader on that restart. Ross got a really good start from the second
row, and I was hoping I could get clear of Denny and get to
lead and then you have Ross kind of protect for me behind me. And
I'm not sure if it would have made a difference really. I was just
not as good as a few guys, and especially Blaney and Ross probably,
so it would have been difficult. But you know, my team did a
really good job all season, so I'm extremely proud of them. We had
a up and down there, you go, I mean up and down here,
as Kyle Larson is saying, but he goes, I just wasn't as
good as those guys. Kind of a hard thing to admit when you're as
competitive as these guys are, right And and Kyle Lursa's right now they say
he's the best race driver right now there is. He can win in anything
he drives, you know, So he's he's considered to be the best right
now driver. And Blaney so like Blainey said, they won a six hundred
back in Charlotte, you know when they won Talladega. And he went to
talladego over over Kevin Harbard by interest, like maybe six four to six inches.
He won that race. But he said, they've been they've been not
great. Nigga's got put their heads down. Engineers got together all the Chasis,
Pipa, they got together the motor people and they just build finally worked
it out over the summer and gave him a fast race car. And he
got hot when he needed to be, and he won two of the last
five races, and he you know, and he won the championship. He
got hot at the right time and sometimes it's all it takes. Yeah,
And it was back to back titles for Penske, right, because they won
last year and then they went this won the captain won two in a row.
Yes, he did. And then Jerry Logano actually gave Blaney pointers about
the race yesterday, so that was cool. Oh he did really, Yeah,
he did talk to Blanie earlier and gave him pointers about the race,
what he saw, what he remembered, you know. And I kind of
laughed because he finished second. Chass Stayne was kind of blocking him, and
Chastainne says, you know, because he really wanted to where he had in
his mind he had to win the race to win the championship, and Hiscou
Chief had a common doubts, you don't need to win, you just need
to beat the other guys, and he really want to think he really wanted
to win the race, and Chas Date said, he finished second last year,
he finished second again, he win the championship because Blainey said, they
asked him, did you hit did you mean to hit chas saying because he
was racing Chastayne hard, and he said right out he says, yeah,
fuck you ahead, I'm going to hit him on first, you know.
He said that in the post day after you know when they were in the
building stuff. But uh, just Ainn won. He he got his second
win of the air. I mean he drove a grat they drove up through
the field, drove good. I think if Blaney would have Bladey would have
had to win that race. I mean he hit he did hit Chantayne.
If he would have had to win, that wouldn't win the win win to
get the championship. He would have punched Chastainn out of the ways. And
no doubt my mind and Ryan's Ryan's known for being a high had something behind
the wheel and he really is. Well. So let me ask you this
because I think this was the first time since NASCAR went to the playoff format.
When did they do that twenty fourteen? Two thous Well, No,
I've been doing the playoffs in two thousand and four when Kyle when Kurt Busch
won the first style playoff races. Okay, but this is the first time
that the race winner was not one of the championship four contenders. Right,
Yes, Chastain Yeah sticked that and done that. He knocked out of the
twenty twenty three playoffs before the round of eight. Yes, but you know,
like I say, he had a rough year too. I mean he
won two late I sure he did win two this year, but he was
the greatest on all time this year him as sure has both had down years
for Trackhouse racing to me, but at least he got a couple of wins,
a nice seen towers win a couple and if you remember, uh,
he's going to get the bush Light sponship next year, Chastain is. So
that's where they're going. They're going to leave in the Stewart House Race and
they're going to track House and he's gonna be there. They're gonna have him
be their sponsor. So that's a lot of money right there. Yeah,
helps, it is great money. Speaking of money, what does this mean
for the Penske Racing team back to back years of being the Sprint Cup champion?
Oh, just major. They're one of the top teams. They just
showed that they can do it and they're one of the top teams and they're
not going anywhere. No. But it mean does it mean more endorsements?
You think more money for them down the low? Yeah, you get you'll
get you you'll get well. Of course, if you win the championship,
your sponsors usually there's something in your contracts and stuff like that. So say
Menars just give sat Minars is paying them twenty million a year. If you
win the championship, will give you a five million dollar bonus. The driver
might get a million dollars four hundred thousand dollars extra bonus, a million dollar
bonus. I mean, he's gonna collick. He's probably gonna get a paycheck
at probably a paycheck at the UH at the rate at the award banquets.
Hey, he's got going to get a check for like one point six million
dollars or something like that. Now, but all that won't be his.
They'll probably have to give that some of that to the thing. But still
at one point six for one reason, I ain't been No, I ain't
bad at already. That ain't bad at all. It ain't bad at all.
No, I just I'm just glad. I mean, I was happy.
I'm not kidding. I was nervous when he was right racing hard on
it, and he was getting piss because he couldn't get by Chastday. And
he gave Chastaine the one finger salute one time, you know, saying saw.
You can see him working the wheel, and he really wanted to get
to the front, but he just had to get it. He just had
to get it. He was in his mind that he had to win.
You no need to do his beat the other two guys. I mean,
poor Christopher Bell as a blower as a rot explode to put him out early
in the second stage, exploding have you Oh I have I before? But
oh yeah. And that they showed what can happen, how it happens too.
They showed it on the Jesus it gets to get so I gets white
hot. I mean he's compressing the explodes. Wow. And he never felt
nothing happened. It just happened. So that's too big. He's a good
little racer. That kid can race too. He's good. All four of
them guys are champions, no doubt about they can all they deserve to be
there. So you know, here's here's Blaney comes from a race and family.
Uh, very emotional. I think he got emotional in the car,
he said, and he goes, I'm not a very emotional guy, but
my whole family's here and it's my first Cup title, and uh, he
was really excited to celebrate. How long would the party last? If racing
Randy won a Cup title. What year is this? I mean, I
mean you got to do a tour, right, you got to do the
tour, the family tour, the Holly. I mean you got to be
partying for the next month. Oh, I probably, I'm probably. Well,
these bank should be sometime next month, earlier later this month and next
year when the banquet is. But I thought this could be a good party,
at least a good week party. And I'll guarantee it absolutely, you
know, absolutely no, I'm sure there was. I'm sure. I'm sure
there was a huge party at Penske Racing today. I guarantee you that that
was a and I been I've been to that shop. That shop is sweet,
Yeah they are. And then kind of an emotional day for one of
my favorite guys who's hanging it up. I can't believe he's hanging it up.
But he's been racing for about twenty three years. That would be Kevin
Harvick, who came in seventh. Yes, ye, yeah, he's a
kid. Ten years top tens Phoenix ten years are always been in the top
ten every race of Phoenix. Wow. So and he's what and he's won
nine of them? Here is one here is Kevin post race talking about just
kind of the emotional I think it all hits you kind of at once.
By family, surrounded by friends, surrounded by friends that have become family.
We had competitors down here congratulating you on an absolutely outstanding Cup Series and NASCAR
Series career. There were tears shed I heard some laughs. There was a
toast sum up what this day and what your career has meant to you.
It's been It's been an emotional rollercoaster for sure. And I think as you
look at this last week, it's you know this, this really means a
lot to me, just because I love driving the race car, being around
the people more I love our sport. You know, it's given our family
so much too, you know, through through the years to to be thankful
for and proud of. And I can't I can't wait to be able to
walk in that tunnel with my head up and and look around and just look
at all the really cool things that are NASCAR racing in every venue that we
go to with with great fans and people all over the place. And I
think for you know, for for me for the last twenty three years and
Cup, you walk into that tunnel, just laser focused on how do you
make your car go faster and communicate with your team the best that you can,
and and sometimes you don't. You don't see everything that's around you.
So I'm fortunate to be able to kind of close this. I opened this
chapter unexpectedly in two thousand and one and close it in What does he mean
by that? Open the chapter unexpectedly? In all one? Well, he
sholl go. He took over for Ernard got killed a Daytona five honred.
He took over a week after after they were unrespectively yeap, unexpectedly he was
both. He was also go under a few races that year, win the
thirty car for Richard Juda's racing. And when that happened, they had to
do something. And Richard and Richard, no, I'll tell you right now.
What I've been told is when they that trailer pulled in to that Rockingham
racial week after Dale's death and they dropped an outcam car. Everybody I heard,
everybody's jaw dropped. I didn't think bridget children race will be back so
quick. Yeah, But Richard said he hit the face. He got families
to feed and this and stuff, and I know they but they had He
said they had to go on. There was the biggest loss ever in NASCAR
racing. They had to go on. Uh yeah, that's true. I
mean unfortunately, and this is this is going to sound like a very cold
thing. But life is for the living, right, I mean, it's
it's for the living. And I think even Dale would want you to have
gone on like that, wouldn't he? Oh? Absolutely, I mean you
can. I mean, uh may I tell you right now. It's like
they've said, you know, you race car drivers know when they get in
that car that they're putting their life on the line, even though it doesn't
matter. It's a short track. You know, Taylor dag at Daytona work
doesn't make anything. We've lost racers or road courses, and we lost him
at short track. We've lost him at Daytona, lost him at Talladegg.
Over the years, you know it happened. You know, you're taking your
life in your hands. But you know what, you love it, it's
your passion. Would I love to be doing? Oh hell yeah either,
but i'd there's being a top fuel for car. I want to be a
racer on NASCAR, you know, one of the two I don't do either
one. I gotta tell you something, Randy. You look back at the
like I'm gonna throw this guy in as an old school racer too. But
Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt. And then you look at Kevin Harvick today.
Kevin Harvick is lean like he's he's almost light. You look at ye at
Kyle Larson, he he looks light like just a skinny, skinny guy.
I'm sure they're probably yeah, go ahead right now. You got to see
a j Allmendinger. He's a little thing, yeah, I mean he really
is. Kasey Kay's not met Kasey Kah, He's not that. And Kyle's
tall. Kyle Busch is tall, yeah, but he's not real big,
but he's tall. I mean, it's almost as though they've decided that the
driver themselves have become like the jockeys in the car. They're lighter. You
look back. I mean, Tony Stewart was a b load, you know.
I mean, Dale Armart was not. I mean, he wasn't in
bad shape, but he was certainly bigger than these guys weight wise. I
don't know about height wise, but certainly weight wise he was heavier. Well
you look where you look at Jimmy Spencer. Jimmy Spencer was one of the
heavier, bigger driver than NASCAR, right, I mean they had to put
more weight on the other side of the car so make it turn rate,
you know, so you know, But I mean, but he drove.
He had the passion and Jimmy Spencer had the passion. He was he was
great. I mean, he was fun to watch. He was mister explainment.
They used to call the passion and the tutsie rolls. All right,
well there it is. It's all you put a nice bow on it.
There. Racing Randy, You've got Ryan Blaney, your twenty twenty three NASCAR
Series, uh, champion as it comes to an end, did you?
Uh? And that's my Yes, that's Tracy's favorite, second favorite driver.
She's happy because they've already gotten fol caused are you buying his debt car?
So they'll tell you I'm buying that cask car? You damn right? Yeah?
How much is a Dike? How much car? How much was if
you if you get the elite like I buy, the expensive ones are about
one hundred and five to one hundred and ten bucks. If you find the
autographed ones there anywhere from one hundred and a half to two hundred dollars.
Wow, so you can buy there is a cheaper one they make that it's
called the Contender. That was only about seventy bucks. I don't want that.
Sometimes eighty bucks go bigger. Buy home. You know me, I
buy top of the line. I usually do so like I you know,
so I buy him and I bought. I bought Kyle Busch's first wind this
year at California, and me and Tracy bought it because she told me we
got to have that car if I ordered it right away. Tell me about
any Hallmark movies you watch over the weekend. I know they've started the Christmas
ones? Catch it? God, oh God, yes, God, damn,
what the name of the hell of that freaking my guide? My guide
was one of them called my Guide Something was one of them that was a
good one. That was pretty cool. Got about a blind guy guy with
lady and a dog that was his art that was cool. And what the
hell is the when I watched out about two friends graduated of high school started
a company called death Pals, and they go back and whatever stuff from about
one guy that they said they'd never never been chrissed. It was called never
been friend. Okay, never been a guy got a guy that didn't they
didn't date them too or whatever you know and stuff, and it was cool
that movie. We'd like that. I would give that. I would give
both those movies in eight nine, eight nine, all right, well very
good, so eight or nine lug notes on the race and Randy Scale absolutely
aaron I lugnas. Remember they get a tennis checker flag if they get a
ten He had a check or flax. But we haven't had that yet,
No, not yet. We'll see we've got some. There's a whole bunch
still coming on me. Tracy. Sometimes we'll catch him on Saturday night,
like she had to work this weekend, so we only watched part of the
one and then we finished it up last night watching it. So we always
made sure we try to catch him up. Well, if you are going
to be watching them on Saturdays, we might have to get you on here
even though NASCAR is over, just have you do the rao Oh, absolutely,
no problem. I mean I know I got to find something to do
over the winner, you know, I just like you know, just like
the Greg racis home. It's just about you know, this is done.
That's done. Now I just see what's going to happen. Like I said,
we still don't know who's going to be Eric M. Morose retiring from
Stuart House Racing in the ten car that the rumor is that Noah Grayson,
the guy who got suspended by NASCAR and then quit the Legacy team. There's
that went for what that meme he saw on he liked on Facebook. Uh
huh. There's a rumors that he's going to come back into that car,
which I think would be a good fit. He didn't run with the craft
A Legacy, he really didn't. But maybe this is what he needs,
Like somebody like Rodney Childs who helped Harvard win his championship and got Kevin all
those wins and when he was there at s HR. It might be perfect
for this kid, I mean the kids that we got. He's got the
flair. The kid's got the flare in the walk. He's really he does.
My mom likes him. Wow, he like so much after what My
mom didn't like it so much after the thing. I mean I actually bought
her a noe. Grayson sure to Wendy's car he drove, but she likes
he thought he was put just at the way he is. She likes something
like that, cause you know, we'll be you know, we see what's
gonna happen with sponsorship. Who's gonna do what? At HR is losing Smithfield,
which is a big, huge one for it. That's gotta be twenty
five thirty million a year from them, and they're gone from Nascark completely.
They're leaving. So they're you know, so Stuart House and they're losing.
They're losing Bush Beer. So they gotta find that's too big You sponsor him.
I'm gonna say, there's forty million dollars gone spots. Wow, what
the hell are you now? You got to play? What are you doing?
I know you want I'm out on the roll. Guy. The guy's
working, he's putting the jack back in the truck. He's doing actually doing
a job. I'm talking to you, all right. Well, he knew,
he knew, he knew I was gonna do this. He has no
problem. Hey, say hi Donovan going on guys? All right, Well,
pretty good racing, Randy. I appreciate your time and I'll let you
get back to work. Thank you, buddy. Okay, I'm gonna say
it for next year. You see what happens is gonna be a whole new
year. For it's got the brand new car coming out with the dark must
thank dark dark Horse, a dark Horse. Yeah, it's a whole new
body, whole new car with you see that car. All right, we'll
be on the look. We'll be on the lookout right, man, you
better me and we'll talk to you next week. Ago a little Hallmark get
our holiday on. You got it, buddy? All right? Take care
Randy? All right, man, see you there he goes racing, Randy
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did a whole big reunion. Yeah, I know they did. I saw
d J Leno and and Dina was there was he Are you surprised? Everywhere?
I know? Guy does the hardest man in the radio. He really
is. He does bust his ass, he does. So why are we
playing this song? Yeah? Why are we playing this song? Because you
brought something up gross? Because I was We've been talking about it. Because
you brought something We've been talking about ping and ship like that. Right,
So I was thinking of the movie called Laura brought up peeing. I I
Laura brought up peeing that some guy driver Laura wanted to ask some guy took
some guy wanted you to pee on him. Do you lay down plastic first
or do you do that in the shower? I feel like it's not the
same in the shower though not that I'm looking to have, but I feel
it wouldn't be the same. What do you mean? I wouldn't know?
What? Are you gonna pee on my leg? Who? I've had that
in the locker room playing hockey. Well, no, I think some guys
probably lay down and probably want you to. According to the podcast that we
were talking about, yes, normally, like women will lay down a tarp
and then they lay down and the guy. The guy lays down and then
she just goes crazy. Oh my god, this was a sex podcast,
wasn't there. I thought we had something many many many years ago in the
on the Wii show. I don't know that I didn't witness this, so
I don't That's why I'm I'm wondering if I'm conflating stories here. But I
thought there was a woman that was like shooting across the room, like she
took off her she was squirting. Yeah, she was a squirre. She
was a squirre and she shot into like a kiddie pool or something. They
had a kittie pool in there. I think that was the remote. I
don't read hang Time too. I don't know. I wasn't part of the
show then that wasside the window. No, I think no, No,
I think I was doing afternoons. I don't think I was even I remember
hearing this like and then I was tight with Tommy, so I heard all
this. You know, he would always go tell me all the ship.
But you brought something up that you said is grosser than someone urinating. What
is the term snowballing? Snowballing and nobody knew. Well, Kevin and I
knew it now, but Laura doesn't know a snowball I do not know.
Okay, well, I got it from the movie Clerks. That's the yes,
that's where. But I asked you, if you ever snow I've never
never you got I've never ever hesitated. I've never done that. No,
Nope, come out. I don't punch people during sex. I don't freely
getting peed on, and I don't want to come in my mouth. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. You have to explain to her. Wait,
because I've seen Clerks. But okay, the girl version, the guy,
the guy comes in her mind. That's what it is. Yeah,
guy came and they kiss and she puts it in his What did you think?
What did you think it was? I thought it was where you're having
sex. He finishes inside her and then goes down on her. Similar.
Apparently that's happened. She just went that's a snowball in hell, though,
snowball chance in hell? Do you remember that in clerks I when that thing
was girlfriend she found out she blew seventy one guys, all right, and
that guy was named snowball. Can't have nice? No, I kind of,
but we get fined. No, not at all. They didn't.
That the wonderful That's the wonderful thing about this mark. We can't know,
Harry Jacobs. Nobody's yelling at me, no one's telling us anything. But
no, I've never I have not done that. No, not even not
even like you've done a threesome, though I have done the three and nothing.
Was it two women or two dudes? It's been it's been both both
yes and no exchange there No, okay, But what if she did that
to him and then turned around and made out with you and you weren't even
You're just like you know what I mean, you just lose control your minds
elsewhere. You don't even realize that you might have. So you think I
might have done this. Someone threw a snowball, very ball. Do you
think this could have happened? I don't know. I'm just trying to think,
like, yes, your hair is actually very you know, it looks
very happened. So they just keep it in their mouth and then go back
up. They gave them out in the mouth. They taking their mouth,
then they kiss and then they exchange. Okay, that is nasty. It
is disgusting. Would do something like that. I'm looking at them. I
never did it. Looking at you say it like that. I never did
it. Since when would I hold back on anything? You wouldn't. That's
true, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. I don't think I could do that.
No, No, I mean I don't think it's the grossest thing.
All right, let's get the game. That is nasty, not the grossest
thing. If I girl you that anyways, you give someone a blowjob and
then you swallow and then you're making out like it's still you got to think
there's still a little reminiscence on your tongue. I mean, honestly, half
a bald that you've done. You're half a bald. Okay, I don't
mind kissing a girl. You got snowflakes now, and I always go no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. Gargle brush
your teeth, get out of here. That's ruining the mood. It probably
does. He probably go flos. This is a little uh no, I
have I have a little travel travel mouth wash that's part of it to go
to get when they leave. That's terrible. What is the grossest thing?
If that's not gross, is there anything that's gross? I think going down
on a girl that'sign, that's having a period is probably the grossest thing.
Right, I would never let anyone do that's disgusting. Okay, no,
I've never done that either. That's warp pain. She got you got your
warm pain. Else it's every time I come here, Yes it is.
Well then, well it's been tame for a while. Actually we've been tame
on Monday nights. We kind of went to old school a little bit.
That's all. That's what you wanted to do. You're saying, this is
going in the shitter and this is what you know. No, it's good.
We had to change it up, so all right, Kevin's got questions
some that you would a woman would most likely know the answer to, and
there's something a guy would most likely know the answer to. So I'll ask
you the questions that the guys would know. We'll ask you to the questions
that the girls should know. He's gonna Oh yeah, well he wants to
do the guy. You can do the ball. How about you go both
player? Oh you're a two way player. I've been told that. I've
been told that you give me the pivot man mark. All right, For
the ladies. First, how many players make up a team on the ice
at one time in hockey? Over to the gentleman, what type of flower
do you use to thicken a sauce? What type of flower do you?
Type of flower? There's a specific type. There's a specific type. I'll
accept two answers to thicken the sauce. Back over to the ladies. What
does the company Michelin make? Oh? God, you come on, come
on. I told you last time. My family owns a car business.
This was not written for you. Over to the boys. What is the
traditional gift for a sixtieth wedding anniversary? Why are they so hard for us?
I don't get that easier. Don't worry over to you name the author
of the novel in which the movie Patriot Games was based. Gentlemen, what
was Brad Pitt's first hit movie? Ah? You and I both know this.
Yeah, yep, I hope that's what I'm thinking. It is in
what magazine? Because I just saw something on TikTok about it where I found
my information on the tikie taking In what magazine? Might you find a Graham
Wilson cartoon? You know I could see in your eyes? You know?
Magazine? Teentleman, what's a Bengal? That's not the cincinnatieen that played last
night? What is it? What's a Bengal? And it's not a tiger
or a cat? Oh, I'll give you that clue. Oh sorry,
tiger or a cat. I just had to cross that out. Is this
something discussing that Mark has to do in the shower? Maybe? Term?
No, I would know it's a Bengal. I know I probably know this.
You would. What color is transmission flew? Oh? God? Come
on man, we just got crushed in this game. But gentlemen, after
you get a perm what can you not do for two days? I know,
I know and you know how I know it the movie My Nieces in
baseball? What inding do you stretch? Gentleman? Who is Barbie's sister?
We had a sister. Barbie had a sister. No ship, really,
Barbie had a sister. The movie. I didn't see the movie. I
didn't see the movie. I didn't see the movie. Yeah you did,
you saw the fucking movie. I did not see. He was busy snowball
during the movie. Bag over to you. If a doctor asked you to
turn your head and cough, what are they looking for? Oh? And
gentlemen, what shape is a princess cut diamond? There? Doing math?
Over there? That that kind of it's not closest depending on to do math?
Alright, all right, back to the top. How many players make
up a team at one time on the ice in a hockey eight? Negative?
Negative? Five? Nope, six, yep? Count the goalie got
to count the goal? Come on, I was thinking of the flying bee
from Mighty Ducks. Yeah, yeah, I thought, And then that's terrible.
What type of flour do you use to thick? I was gonna say
yeast, but that's not no. Don't take that as the answer, because
that's not a flower. What kind of flower? I would have accepted rice
flour, I would have accepted cornflower or cornstarch starch. I'm kind of obvious,
a little bit kind of now for the Thanksgiving season with you get thick
in your grave with a little cornstarch. Oh, I was thinking that tomato
saw. I don't know, Yeah, so was I. What does Michelin
make? Oh? God, tires? Like you didn't get the easy ones
on your side? I didn't got none. I got one. These are
pretty hard on the on our side. What is the traditional gift for a
sixtieth wedding anniversary? A platter? I put down silver platter. You wrote
platter, I wrote silver platter. But I know that's not I know silver
silver? Where was going? I don't know, but I'm thinking that is
it? Is it pewter? It's diamonds? Fuck man, God damn it.
I should have made you answer it. You know I didn't know.
Oh you didn't know naming it? Yeah? Name? Apparently you've never gotten
there, neither of I. Well, you're not old enough. Name me
after? For what the movie Patriot Games was based on? No idea.
I couldn't. I know it, but I just can't. I don't know.
William the author is Oh god, what Tom Clancy got right? Very
good? Came in at the front, was waiting in that one night?
Was what was Brad Pitt's first hit movie, True Romance? Oh, I
said, Thelma and Louise. And I only know that because I watched a
TikTok on Brad Pitt. Because I'm gay. He's a good he's a handsome
guy. I gotta say that he's held up. You know some guys like
like Gary Busey. One time I think, no, no, I'm just
saying. At one time I think was when I was a kid. He
was on People Magazine's Sexiest Man in the World, Gary Busey. I'm pretty
sure Gary Busey was sex You see that motherfucker? He fell, he fell
apart. Brad pitts held up and Brad Pitt like sixty cruise, you're almost
sixty. No, I'm not well, I am I actually I'm I'm yeah,
I'm close, not that close. And what magazine might you see a
Graham Wilson cartoon? I had to go with Playboy? Yep, got it
too easy? Yeah, what's a Bengal boomer sisin what he's a Bengal.
He was a Bengl. What's a Bengal? I originally wrote down Cat you
said, it's not what it is, but not in this time, not
in this context. Not in this context. Oh oh oh like a like
a Bengal babble would be huh okay, never mind. Do you know what
the bracelet? Yes? Yeah, okay, no, I got but you
should beangle, not bangle. It should be b A n G l E
B bangle. It should be b A n G. What's that Bengal?
I heard that? Fucking Rochester? What color is transmission fluid? Red?
I know I wouldn't, I'm not. I have green. Yeah, that's
transmission fluids red orange. Yeah, give it to her. Give it to
her because it's right. It's red, you know, I mean sometimes Reggie
something right in that red color. What can you what can you not do
for two days after your walk? Are you gonna perm come on, mark
swim? Okay, I was gonna say, a shower, wash your hair,
wash your hair, your hair, road shower. So that's really not
right, but get your hair wet? Okay? What Indias stretch? In
Baseball seven? We have crushed who was Barbie's sister? I didn't even know
Barbie had a sister, was it? Uh, let me get Barbie.
So Barbie is Barbara Helen your sister schools busted sister Helen Helen. She walks
with the limp, the hoe, Helen, the hoe. You got nothing?
Question mark over there? I got Beth. No, No, I
was guessing Stacy for some reason. She's close to both of you. It's
Skipper, Skipper. Was Stacey close to Skipper? Close? Because yeah,
but but doctor Asher, have turned your head and cough check for no hernia?
No? No, no has been and finger and the Yeah, no,
it's a hernia. Yes, that's a hernia. Have you had a
hernia? No? I actually haven't. No, I've had uh groan the
old contusions. Yeah, No, they're groyal hernia. They like it pops
out and yeah, running and sports and stuff, you would get these.
They they heal up. There's nothing to him. I think my brother had
a had a HERNI operation with the mesh and everything like that. What shape
is a princess cut diamond? Princess round? That would be a round diamond.
I thought it was more like a diamond shape. But I don't I
don't know what's a princes you know square. Oh yeah, that's right,
No one of my engage you should follow the princess. How many engagement rings
did you buy? Give you a bout? How dare you? I'm gonna
I'll tell you how many I did? Can we guess? Yeah? I
actually were the same. I know how many? How many? Three?
Three? Yeah? I think I was gonna say three, but I think
it's just two three. I thought it was three. Now, Oh,
you weren't engaged to the okay, all right, just too all right?
Your ex wife? And yeah I was three, you were three? Who
were at three? I remember the first one? Yeah, there was one.
He was a teacher. One before her. There was one before that
one. So that wasn't the first. She bought her own ring though,
Does it count? Yes? Did you take it back to her? What's
that? Did you take it back? We were like, I was like
twenty one. She gave me a credit card, she said, buy me
a ring. She said, buy me a ring. So I went and
bought her. So I went and bought our ring. Was the place over
to cal door. I don't know where leachre. No, it was a
real diamond place. They were gonna wait Bill's Jets tickets, and so I
went and got a ring there because I wanted to building the source, the
one where the Bill Grays is now over in Henrietta. There used to be
a oh, I don't know, Yeah, I don't know, and then
a donkey punch girl, donkey punch that's only two. That's that's the three
I was engaged to. The one when I was twenty one. She bought
her own ring. I was engaged one, you know, and then donkey
punch girl. So the one at twenty one, it was the one I
should have known. No, No, I didn't know that when you didn't
know because I was in my with the other because I was twenty I didn't
even come up here again here until I was twenty two. Yeah I was.
Yeah, it's been all done. However since literally yes, trade wreck
tonight down, it's gone well all right once only one seventeen yeah, one
yeah, one one, Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I'm never getting
engaged. You're married again, so I'm okay with that. Kurt gives your
credit cards to go by her. No, I think I would. I
would do it again. I've never been will. I think I would.
You were only married once. Yes, I was only married. Yeah,
but I could I could see doing it getting married again. No, I
think you're two set in your way to not live alone. Do not live
alone. I think you like living alone because when you were getting married and
you were looking for a wife and getting married, you were ready to do
it. Right now, you've enjoying life by yourself and learning how to do
that, that you might not want to go back to the way it was
being with someone. I would if there was somebody. I don't know.
I think if I found somebody, I just can't see myself. I haven't
got married, yeat, Why would I get married? No? No,
I can. I can understand that, But I don't know. I kind
of like having somebody to do stuff with because the problem is that most people
in my age, they've they're with somebody, right, so if they're going
out, they're usually not by themselves. And I'm gonna tell you something,
I actually like being alone. I mean, I love being with Marianne.
Don't get me wrong, we're growing great. But man, I had no
problem being alone. Yeah, well I don't either. But I mean,
I you know what I like. I never went I never went. Oh
well, I wish I'd like hanging out with you know, I never I
never said, well, I wish I had a girl here with me right
now. I never did anything like that unless I was, you know,
home alone. I'm like, said, the girl here right now. But
get your letters, lady. It sounds like brows back out. No no,
no, no no no no no no no take request, don't do
it. Don't do that sixty You're gonna get me in a lot of trouble
with a lot of people. And I don't need that right now. I
am married to to this. I work a lot. It's a lot nicer
to you. Yes, it is. It doesn't talk back, doesn't right.
You don't need to buy it. No, I don't have to buy
the diamond. I don't have to take it out. I don't have to
get it drunk. I don't have to do anything I have to get it.
It won't pee on me even when I ask. It's all kinds of
stuff, you know, all that ship All right, we will wrap it
up for tonight, Laura, thanks for coming in last last minute notice.
Kevin reaching for the bullpen? What well? I mean through he invited me
last night too. I couldn't show up and you know greg Is Kevin is
just the man with the mark. Are disappointed. He was great, Damy
he's back. No more Matt. You know Phil Moran will see you tomorrow. It's