It's the downbeat on ninety seven to one. The freak gem jam up right
next to it is a downbeat. I saw Ben Rogers, and I think
that idiot microwaved an egg in our studio. Absolutely, And what's the one
rule? I have egg free zone? No eggs. He struck microwave in
here? Why do we have a mic Yeah? And then I said is
that egg? Said no, no egg, and he sat down. He
did some stuff to try to confuse us. Then when he grabbed his food,
he covered it with his body. You couldn't see past his body.
It was protecting the food as he walked out the door. And I'm pretty
sure it was egg. So you know what, don't listen to them starting
to ten. The reason it's in here is, according to Ben, that
the plug that it was plugged into in the hallway, that we blew the
circuit on it by using that dumb microwave. And uh, I guess they
never tripped the breaker or or fixed it or whatever. So the closest outlet
was in here, and now it's a house to microwave eggs. Jesus,
I'm gonna start locking that door. I do not understand why there's so many
eggs. He's not ever gonna warm up an egg in here ever. Again,
this is a promise. Why there's a microwave and a live studio.
The microwave needs to be out in the hall. There's plenty of room in
the table right there. I don't get that. Where do we work?
You know what funny screw you with the Masters? Is they so brooks Keopka,
right, a lot of eyes on. Brooks Kepka got a new putter
as a new fresh Babby muffin top. He might have a muffin I saw
him yesterday. It looks great, But hang on a second. What's the
best part of the muffin? The muffin top top tof of it? Okay,
I'd say it's a bad thing. But I feel like sometimes if they
can screw the live guys a little bit, they do. So. Brooks
Kepka famously just gets mad when slow play is happening. You know, like
there's last year at the Masters. He's in there, Dane way, you
know, that's just how it goes. But they paired him with Brian Harmon,
who waggles the club ten times. Brian Harm's annoying before he hits it.
I think it was up to fourteen waggles. Was he at for?
He's our reigning Open champion. Don't call him annoying. Do you think this
was by design to frustrate him? No? Yes, no, because a
couple of weeks ago they're like, he's not going to pull the trigger until
he's ready, Like he doesn't want to waggle that long, but he is
not going to pull the trigger until he's ready. I pull the trigger,
pull the trigger him and can't Lay are slow, Sergio's slow. Those guys
are annoying. Brooks is going to stand there and watch Brian Harmon waggle.
It's another reason a dozen times and it's gonna make him insane. It's another
reason why people are down on Brooks, why he fade Brooks CUPCA. But
what he did one year with can't Ley remember the story where he forgot what
tournament was, but he went into the porta potty, Yeah, and he
created a buffer zone in front of him, basically took SETI. He went
to the porta potty to take a dump, to slow down the pace of
plate, to get ahead of it. So now the marshals are already like
where you at? Come on guys keep it going, and Patrick can't lay
is over there like crap, I gotta play fast now, and he's like,
no, we're not gonna play slow today. I'm gonna fake a deuce,
a dump deuce. I got caught midway mid word there, I'm gonna
fake a poo poo. We got in sew the things out. It's great.
Great, they buffer in front of you, you then have to fill.
Why don't they just let Brooksy play through? Just wave them through.
That's a good golf question. Actually, you know, if you don't follow
golf, that's a good the masters. We're gonna let him go ahead.
You go ahead, Brian Harmon's too slow, got you guys, go ahead.
So Tiger's in afternoon. Do you have you three of you? Ah,
we have three as well. Yeah, go ahead. Tiger's an afternoon
tea time guy tomorrow. So I don't know, man, I can't wait
to see Tiger. I don't care. I hope he makes a cut plays
well. But we're gonna get to see Tiger and Agusta. That's always great.
You had some prop bets, Danny Yah for fun. We don't have
to put anything on it. I texted mikes yesterday. Oh yeah, I
forgot. Will Tiger Woods make the cut just right? Yes? Or no?
A coin flip? If he's his body, is you know good enough
to hold up for two rounds? Yeah? I don't think you will.
You know what? Put me on? Yes? Okay? Who will the
winter hug first? Excluding the caddy? Wife, girlfriend, child, parent
or no hug? What about opposing player? Wasn't on there? So I
guess wife, girlfriend, child, parent or girlfriend? You better hug the
wife before you hug your girlfriend. Terrible? Yeah, Tiger? Nationality of
winter? It's fun USA or non USA? Very easy? Will they live
golfer win the Masters? Yes or no? It's or easy? Will there
be a hole in one? Will rom smile while putting the green jacket on
the Winter? Yeah? He's a friendly guy. I think there's other ones,
like what color shirt will Tiger wear on day two? Where? Where
is uh? Where's Max Homer? He's on three? He's on number three
right now? I probably gon a Bertie. No, he's in this.
Talk about another dude who's just shockingly off the front page. Man add him
to Justin Thomas collmwork, how Victor Hoblin, Patrick Cantley dudes who in the
last year or two would all be in the top three or four best odds
and are all kind of forgotten. Matt Fitzpatrick is a guy who people are
talking about who has won a major. Yeah, and he could do it.
He's played okay here, I mean there's a Corey Connors could string it
together and play well here. There's a lot of names who could win this
thing. You know what's gonna happen is after cream rises, after like day
one, after if they make it all the way through tomorrow, we're gonna
look at the leader board and we're gonna look at all the picks that we
have, and we might have three of them on the leaderboard. Jumbled mess.
Everybody's going to be panicking. Yeah, I know that's part of the
fun because of our feet. Yeah, because of the incoming foot picks.
Before we get to birthdays and talkbics. Did you guys see the Souler eclips
broadcast on Mexican TV, Maddie, do you mind cranking me up real quick?
They were having fun is they were on this Mexican TV station. They
were like, hey, if you got a video, send it in.
So they're putting in people's videos, and here is their reaction to what they
saw as they aired a listener's video. Oops, Montlova, Moskia. When
you hear her? Did you hear her? Kind of gasp? Monk Glova
moski Ya. Yes, mass Yes, those were partesticals dipping down the street.
A live video. Some guy had this camera the sun. He wicked,
and he wicked the sun. Pretended that his nuts, his nuts were
the moon. Okay, I know that was She sees it and goes she
knew most imagine how convoluted his body is as she slowly lowered his balls over
the sun. What a what a world, A beautiful world we have so
great they're just taking eight thirty. You gave the update on the Morgan Wallen
story. Did you mention that he was flirting with the chick? Did you
know? I didn't see that. It's a new update. It just actually
can't. Well, that's great. He was saying flirting with a girl about
twenty minutes before he was handcuffed to, probably ten minutes before the throw.
And it's funny because she's hot too. I mean, this guy probably gets
a lot of ass of course he's not that handsome. Well yeah, He's
so ordinary looking in real life if you didn't know who he was, but
he looks like a pro golfer. That didn't qualify for the Master. He
just look a generic one dude. But yes, I think he probably does
quite well. Let's go out there, keV Yeah, Joel naming, Yeah,
yeah, characteristics about him, just a guy. Birthdays today. It
is the tenth Hayley Joel Osmond thirty six. Two of the most iconic lines
in both movies and TV. In movies, I see Dead People and TV
Walker told me I have aides he would be up there for the guy who's
got the most iconic TV and movie line. That's not the most iconic TV
line, But I'm saying, if you had to rank your iconic line on
that you did on TV and in the movies, combined them both, Okay,
who tops him? Had them together? I'm sure if you give us
a little bit. Tony Dan's ever have a good movie line to go with
one of his catchphrase? Did Joey Lawrence have a whool caliber moment in a
movie? Maybe, Jason Bateman, you know some good movies A lot of
time in TV, they leased some time to think about that. Kevin.
It's a good question for you to ponder through the night. Now, maybe
Tom Hanks says something through bosom Buddies to all of his movie line. Not
a bad question. Who has the most powerful combo of best TV line and
best movie line? Okay, not bad. Let's work on that most important
thing in the world tomorrow, Hailey, Joel Ausmon thirty six. He is
up there, you know what would be kind of cool and Sroy Picture is
not working on this. We're hard at work on seven. Kevin's our upcoming
future film. But if they did a remake, reboot, whatever're gonna call
it, called Walker Texas Ranger and made it a movie with like Bond level,
I thought they there is a real like, but good like made it
a Texas cop Ranger whatever. I don't know. I think there's something there
and we would all because it's such a cheese show with Chuck Norris. But
if you just make it real cool, put a lot of money into it,
because they've done the opposite with TV show TV shows that are supposed to
be cool, but they kind of satirize them, like Starsky and Hutch for
example. Yes, but you just make this dude a hard swat or a
team like Ricky Martin. Yeah. Mandy Moore's forty come big, really big
fan. Yes, a huge head. No, I feel like she had
a large, huge head. No, great, she's fantastic. Thought she
had a large chin. She used to be married to Ryan Adams though,
Yeah, yeah, but she got out of that. Don't don't go to
his show and call him Brian Adams. He might throw a chair at you,
like Morgan Wallen many more. This is us. But it was a
good cameo on Scrubs. Did music in her early days. Michael Pitt forty
three, phenomenal actor, Bordwalk Empire. I was introduced to him in an
indie film called Bully With It was phenomena, I think so yeah. Yeah,
about those dumb kids that commit a murder and try to cover it up
in the bathtub, Yeah, yeah, pretty great. Steven Seagall's seventy two
by seen as the worst test Andel host of all time, really by critics
and the cast. Yeah, he was the dumbest guy we've ever ever been
around. He tried to ruin kimonos for the rest of us white people.
Right, we barely made it through. Kimonos are still cool and comfortable while
being acceptable. But yeah he tried. Thank you, Steven, Thank you
kimonos. John Madden would have been eighty eight bus boom tough acting to enact
in pretty good and up there in the rankings of best commercial catchphrase with actual
TV catchphrase for his job. And you have to sprinkle some tenactin on your
feet before these foot you send out for our masters. Bet it's time to
cut these toenails. The taco shell inventor, hard taco shell inventor Joe Valdez
Caballero would have been one sixteen. We thank him today. Is that American
or Mexican? The hard talk, I'm sure is it Mexican. It's just
created a Jose Valdez cab I just told you a batia is an American with
a discocated shoulder. I believe some type of Latin heritage. Well I would
agree with that, but it feels like an American style taco, which I
grew up eating, just hard tacos. I didn't live in sent Great State
of Texas, and now all authentic tacos are soft, well hard shell soft.
Ever time, I'll still go that way with you, fifty couch like
the coach love them, love them both, Love them both. Team that
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are you talking next for today? Mattie? You know I'm cranking me up?
Parent Thank you. Hey, y'all want to hear my KT impression?
Oh my god, everybody's hurt. We're not gonna win. This kid sucks.
But I'm have a closer. But I'm not freaking out. Okay,
Jesus Kevin out, but I'm not freaking out. Okay. April tenth,
Kevin's first Ranger freak out. Write that down. Yeah, there will be
worse losses than last night, but there won't be many worse losses than last
night. I'm just saying, that's never meant a more eloquent man than Yeah,
Kevin, Catherine, k T Katie Turner. It's on the round amount
of profound, yo. And if you want to get on these areas,
we're having a crotch party up in here. Welcome to the Masters. Oh,
Christopher Walkin, now are railing today for you. It's crazy out here
out in Augusta. You know, wins everywhere. You know, it's crazy,
balls in your face everywhere, kind of like Mike Sroy's Friday Nights.
Not bad, not good. No, he just did the cliched walkin.
It's crazy, but there was moments. It's easy to do crazy, but
it's fun to do. But I've never heard him Christopher Walkins say balls in
your face. We don't know how he would say it, so it's hard
to judge that guy's impression. Fairly. I see what's happening here. We're
doing Masters Wednesday. First segment, we're gonna talk about golf jobs, SEGA
seven We're gonna sprinkle in a little bit of golf talk. Seven am.
We're gonna do more Master's talk. This should be Dusty Sleigh Day. KT.
I had enough you know what award y'all get worst morning Show. I
can't even finish it. It's fine, other good, but man, I'm
excited for Dusty Sligh Well podcast, the entire Dusty sleigh interview with Steady Hand.
Fella, Steady Hands. That should be the Dusty Slave Show. This
is the worst I would tell you, guys. Are I hope you're enjoying
this free content. Golf is awesome, boys. That is the best nap
you're gonna get on the weekend. Put on the golf tournament. It's the
announcers now coming to the fourteenth green. We have Jordan Speed. We're going
to tap in for Paul. It is hey. Even on super fans will
say it's a great nappings. You kind of one eye and you get the
volume of the TV just at that purpose where it's like one bar and maybe
a third of another bar, and it's right there. It's perfect. And
then you have nat sounds to the birds chirping, the wind blowing through the
azaleas. Yeah, and then even like the commercials are pretty soothing because it's
you know, class luxury rolex. It's not like the ball second or to
drink. You know, it's not not that it's not I have type two
diabetes and I and I said, well, I hate the New Jardians lady
too, I take her, take her away from us. That's when the
Rangers winning streak and chances to repeat, we're gone. The game takes priority
over the show. Yeah, fair what song is that? To be honest,
Yeah, Mikey, you're right, Kevin. I was a big fan
of yours until you just melted down in the draft. It's not a good
look, man. So then I was like, you know, I like
Danny a whole lot, but then he botched three picks in a row in
his draft, and it's like, man, what are you doing? So
Mikey, you're my guy. Yeah, you know when Daniel when Bryce in
third round misspoke, I misspoke a lot, But I think I'm happy with
the picks that were available to me. No, you did fine. You
had the second best draft. But then there's Kevin, whose star had been
rising pretty consistently for months and months. In my eyes and in the eyes
of the listener, I agree, and then just crashed, bowing into the
sea. The listener never liked me. At about nine to twelve am on
Wednesday, April tenth, we're trying to bring him around Kevin Paul. Then
they can do it on their own. They don't need any crying kevo.
I have a two XL Bill Elliott T shirt straight from Daytona Motor Speedway with
your name on it. If you meet me at TMS on Sunday to be
in backstretch, the backstretch, the back nine of the Masters. Yeah,
see you out there, No offense, That sound awesome. Set a picture
into that T shirt. Carry ons, move your race away from Masters.
We can yo down be I do agree that golf is the sport kind of
like darts or chests, so it's like a fun activity. But you guys
cover it really well and really fun. And you know you got me interested
and captivated, so job well done, honest, And we don't need jokes
all the time. Sometimes we don't want jokes. And for that we booked
Dusty Sleigh. Yes, we booked a comic. Hey have you happen to?
Here is the most beautiful show in the world. Love you guys,
Thank you. Look at this sweet just a run of kindness. We'll singing
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Let's keep it going. All week, last one. I Love How the
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