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the twenty third come back for the
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beginning at three thirty. It's all
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Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New York. Baby Connors and Pharamis had two six

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to two comp today. Well,
this episode where a Fingerlake skaming and race

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track before a comedy caravan. Big
shout out to Kevin for all his help.

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Doug Phelps can't wait to tell you
about everybody's performance. But we were

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talking about the passing of actor Donald
Sutherland. Imagine if that was your dad

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and you saw his butt cheeks on
the big screen, you gotta remember the

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movie Donald was getting paid for that. No, I understand that when you

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get friends of your house and your
dad's walking around his elvis in his real

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life, you're like, wow,
that's a little bit different that what happened

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in your life. I thank god
that wasn't filmed, and I may have

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been getting under Doug's skin. Dog, I don't want to make it like

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you know you do. No,
I know money he's at the moneychev Kevin.

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I do not want to make Doug
uncomfortable. He's right. I enjoyed

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getting under his skin, especially when
I invited Doug's dad to sit down and

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found out Doug's dad was a school
bus driver. Wrapped the bus to get

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up and talk to him, and
he opened a bakedor and jumped out of

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the bus. Didn't laugh at Plus
comedian Greg Gwans and more. It's all

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coming up right after this. Trotta
the Restaurant at the Armor He has happy

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hour, the perfect excuse to leave
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Toronta has a fantastic happy hour that
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six pm. You'll find special pricing
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and five dollars cocktails and glasses of
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be complete without snacks like their soft
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and honey mustard. Hello, and
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bar and take advantage of these and
more. Trotta the Restaurant at the Armory

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on location and driven by Victor Chrystling
Dodge Cheap. It's Billified the Bill Moran

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Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thank you for getting your pot on.

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Thank you for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about

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the pirate ship. We are live
at Fingerlakes Gaming and Racetrack in Canandaegua,

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getting ready for the comedy show tonight. Having a little internet issue, so

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I don't know that there'll be cameras, but we're working on it. We're

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working on it. But Deggie Fresh
is here. He's ready to go in

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the house. Baby lock cocked and
ready to block, and all the saying

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goes. Kevin is working diligently on
setting all this up. I'm not excited.

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I was waiting out of the racetrack
put some numbers on opening gun.

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They shot my horse. Hey,
yeah, he's looking much better. Uh

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well I did. I got to
tee you like you come out here.

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It's nice. It's all right.
The Fingerlakes Gaming and Racetrack. They had

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a big sign out front for us
and had a table off set. We've

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been having trouble with the man.
I may have just taken this table.

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Oh well, that's fine, good
enough. I don't know, Kevin,

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he's a company man. I just
walk in and take it. Yeah,

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that's perfect. That's uh, that's
the way we how we do on the

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pirate ship Steel Booty. Uh.
So, Doug is a big movie guy

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and Donald Sutherland eighty eight years old
passed away, and I bless him.

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I always think, like, I
go, man, what an interesting life.

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You know, Keifer being his son
and all. But I'm like that

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alcoholic. I remember watching Animal House
and I remember laughing so hard as he's

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walking around with his pants off.
You see his ass, and I always

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go, what is that like to
have your dad in really an iconic movie

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everybody's seen, talked about and all
that, And he's walking around with his

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pants off and he's pegging some student. You gotta remember the movie. Donald

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was getting paid for that. No, I understand that when you get friends

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of your house and your dad's walking
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You're like, wow, that's a
little bit different. Is that what happened

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in your life? I thank god
that wasn't filmed. So different than Ben

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Stiller? I mean, is he
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this point? At this point?
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Jerry had a run and they had
they had such a great comedy career back

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in the day, you know,
but uh yeah, I think that by

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today's standard. Look the other night
when you were on Captain and TOONEO,

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no One, nobody today remembers them, you know, all of the stones

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that I know, But the stones
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Legends, you know what I'm saying, Like, it's just it's just

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so different the way that that goes. You know, Zeppelin no longer exists,

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but these guys are, you know, still considered one of the best

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ever. I know, it's a
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I don't think anybody knew who they
were outside of Jerry Stiller and uh I

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forget his wife's but they were a
comedy yes it was. And Mara yeah,

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and they were a comedy duo.
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mean, he too had quite a
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yes he was, he won Emmys. Donald never won an Oscar.

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No, I think he won a
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watches him. I think he get
an Emmy? Did he get it?

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Yeah? Here an honorary Oscar in
twenty seventeen. But I mean they're giving

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a lot of hun games, The
Dirty Dozen, Animal Draft Draft. He

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did over one hundred movies and films. It was AH News today. Yeah,

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and with Ellie Goule. Yeah,
it's like why would you? How

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does he not get an oscar for
some of these other performances that he did.

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The Honorary Academy Award, a Primetime
Emmy, a Team Choice Award.

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What about a Space Cowboys Golden Globe? Yeah? Remember that? The uh

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a Golden Globe right for a path
to War? He was in clude with

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Jane Finer when Jane Finer was a
hooker, Uh, prostitute really and uh

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trust dirty Sexy money, The Pillars
of Earth. It's uh one of the

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you could say, one of the
great American actors I think of all time.

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I don't think he was an American
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Canadian. Yes, he's Canadian.
A really good interview on inside the

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Actors Guild, and he will take
him. He's North American. Yeah,

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he's a Canadian act He got through
the good border. Yes, and he

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died in wear in Miami or something
like that today eighty eight. As I

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look I go, said Jimmy Carters. So let me go back for a

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second. Did your dad put on
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your friends? No, I'm joking. Come on, No, he didn't

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come on. No, once in
a while. Never did. Friends were

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doing friends? Huh did you put
them on? Remember? I don't think

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that's a lie. You never did
a little Elvis yourself. No, tiny

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Elvis was a tiny dancer. That
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been great. Yeah, Remedy is
a great room. Uh. I think

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next week they're going to have the
Tommy Burnette band out here. And uh,

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I just saw that Modern English is
playing at another local casinos. I'm

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wondering if Tommy's gonna get in on
that. Probably not anymore. No,

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No, I don't think anymore.
I think I don't even know if it's

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the original members. I don't think
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Who does? Yes, yeah,
they do every Friday, but the I

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know the Thursday night thinks they're trying
some new stuff. That's why we were

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doing comedy down here. But come
out, man, because this place is

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really amazing. But as you're saying
that, I think foreigner who's getting into

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the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
no original members currently in the band that's

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out touring. I don't think there's
any original members. Mick Jones is sick

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and so they're pulling. They're pulling
the Leonard skinnered basically like the band goes

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on and yet it's not the original
guy band. Yeah, it is a

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cover band. It kind of makes
you go, so there's a shot for

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Danny. You're saying, yes,
there is a shot for Danny. Danny

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could be the uh Danny needs to
get into a into a band. Uh,

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you know, Doug, Tonight could
be an opportunity for you to meet

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some potential dates. No, I
mean I know that right now we're talking.

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We're're at five sixteen for you,
But I mean there could be some

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potential dates for you here. I
think I saw, Look, there was

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a line to get in at the
valet and I even saw somebody pulling in

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here with the Rascal on the back
of the truck. What about what is

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that it's got to cover? And
all that is, like you could pay

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five a ticket out on the horse
neck. It's fun. But yeah,

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to lock it to a light post
out front because I'm not going to get

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it up my stairs, Well,
you'd have to carry her, have to

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carry her, that's right, I'd
threshold. I couldn't get her in up

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there, wouldn't have enough energy for
anything else. Would you date yourself?

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Like, like, how would you
pitch yourself if you were like, why

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would you date yourself? Or you're
fun You're I'm funny, Yeah, I'm

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funny, and then you get to
go out and hang But how like,

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here's my question. I always wondered, like what happens with Dougie Fresh that

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they're the ladies just I don't know, it's just the women I meet her.

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That where I'm out there mainly married
and at this point that's the tough

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part. You know, most people
are married and or they're settled in being

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single, or they're yes, settled
in their ways. That is a good

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that's a good point. COVID push
a lot of people not to go.

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Maybe you need to drop your drop
your ors, drop your age this decade,

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yes, well what if you did? How young would you date?

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If you could date somebody? How
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I'm with you, and I don't
know if you agree with this? Fifteen

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fifteen maybe, Yeah, you're getting
to that point where it's trying to not

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be picked any more. Douggie.
I'm not picky. I'm just saying you

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asking a question. Yeah, but
fifteen if you like, because then there's

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somebody that may still have things in
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You could have conversation, that sort
of thing. I mean, I'm

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fifty three. If I nail somebody, that's twenty three, I'm a dirty

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old no yeah, yah, yeah
yeah. But if I nail somebody,

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if I nail somebody as eighty three, that's a Hallmark movie. Me and

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Anne Margaret. That's called sad.
She was a three time widower. He

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was a podcast duo that was that
old. His goal this Saturday. The

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uh, that's very sad. Eighty
three you should go younger. I forty

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three would be perfect, Yeah,
forty three, forty three, sixty three,

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I'm fifty three. Okay, five
is that? I think thirty five

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you could. I think you could
swing at thirty five for some thirty five

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year olds in her weathered I'm in
the batter's box. I'm taking some swings.

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Yeah, I met some people and
okay, well tonight, I'm just

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saying tonight, you never know,
you never Here's the thing when you're on

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stage and ladies are laughing and loving
it and doing all this stuff, and

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your dad's yelling, a that's what
shown up there. That's gonna be amazing

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for you to go do. So
he said. I said that Doug's father

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could do five minutes. No he
didn't. Yes he did. Yeah on

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Facebook, he goes out on my
way in my tight five minutes. I

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think we give him five? Should
we get let him do five? Look

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at Doug's Doug's ready to throw No, no, no, no, no,

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no, you don't want him to. I'll tell him that we have

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a full bill. And then everybody
said had to be pre approved. He

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can have my five. Everybody said
had to be pre approved, and that

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Doug had to go through rigorous things, rewrites. Everything was all kinds of

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rewrites. We were stretching out.
I'm giving them the five. No you

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can't. You can't stay director tonight. I mean, I'm giving them five.

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Doug would be so pissed, you
would be pissed. I'll bring the

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mikeys have to go up on the
stage. We'll bring it right to him.

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Yeah, exactly, Well, couldn't
he Maybe he did? He would

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do very well. You never know, maybe he's got something you can steal

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or something you could punch up for
him. Right, what if you did

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a father son comedy comedy? No, it could be the Stillers. Oh

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that'd be great. I no,
all right, well I can see you're

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uncomfortable with that sort of thing.
I don't want to make you super uncomfortable.

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No, you do. You love
doing it? I do. Just

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squirre them and I can see you
you just love it, did you?

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It's just the highlight of your day, is right now? Making me square?

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Well it's not the highlight. Well
okay, actually right, yeah,

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no, no it is. It's
actually the highlight. You've been here for

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an hour and a half. You
haven't got any square making him square me

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and he's in your age range.
Yes, right, absolutely. Pride month.

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It is Pride month. Yes,
it is now all thirty days.

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How about the Buffalo Bills. I
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going to have a uh supporting supporting
a team in the gay football Flag Football

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League, Gay Flag Football League,
which I believe twenty percent of the team

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can be heterosexual. Yes, so
yeah, yeah, oh the kicker,

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Hi, no happiness, nothing but
Joe You can sit right over there and

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we're doing a podcast right now.
But you're yes, would you like to

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say something on the podcast? Let
you know you did look at it right

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next down? Have a sea?
My name's Will. Do you have one?

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You have to what in herself?
You were well? Once you sit

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down right in front of the microphone
for a second at Peppermints in Canada.

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Oh, sit down right, sit
down, you can do five? Sit

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down? You got five down for
a second. You're going after Doug's dad.

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Nothing cold, You'll be all right. So you did stand up?

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Okay, get right into that microphone. Sit down, have a seat.

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It's put on the headphones. We'll
talk to you. What what what is

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your name? Linda? Hi,
Linda, I'm Bill. This is Doug

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and Kevin. Would you Doug,
have you ever worked with a microphone and

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headphones before? Because you put those
and then you talk right into the thing

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and it's going to be wonderful to
go. All right? All right?

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Seventy five you're in the wheelhouse.
You look damn you look amazing. I

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want to kick you out of bed
for gives give us what was your closer

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with? Yes? There you go, tell us what your closer was when

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you did stand up? Did you
have a closing joke? Closing joke?

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Get it? But you have to
talk into the microphone right here in front

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of you. I'm not good with
bron. You're not good with broad Bro

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Bron. Yes, it's a great
one. You stile from Time's like for

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men one hung low. There you
go. Wait, wait, she may

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not want to do that. Okay, all right, now you can hear

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us. Is that too loud?
No? Okay, talking to this?

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Yes, you're on the news.
Now, there you go. I feel

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like I'm on there. You to
it? How are you Linda? So?

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Linda? How many years ago did
you do stand up? Talk right

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into the microphone when my husband went
to when my husband went to Vietnam?

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Okay, so, and then I
got a drop down on the beach.

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Yeah, and it was the Peppermint
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and it's still there. And it's
still there. And how many minutes would

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you do on stage when you did
some Oh I've done up to an hour,

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up to an hour, sixty minutes
a long time. You're darn right?

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Yeah? Did you write all your
own material? Just kind of riff

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off the cuff. How'd you do
it? Well? I did? I

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did pretty good with talking and making
jokes, yeah, just but dancing was

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my forte Ah, so you danced
as well? So you were a showgirl.

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You did a little bit of everything. Yes, everything shook. I

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got you while your husband was in
fiat. Did you set her up to

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come in here? Set up?
So you were a dancer? Yes,

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a stripper burlesque, no, b
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Just a lot of movement, just
a lot of movement. Yeah, do

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you miss it? No? Because
we usually dance every week, every week

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and your your husband still live?
Yeah, yeah, he's here. Good

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does he know about the thousand to
night? I wish he was somewhere else?

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So where were you? So?
How did you end up back up

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here? Were you from here?
Originally? I'm from Virginia born and raised?

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Okay? But so then, how
did you end up in the finger

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Lakes? In the finger Lakes?
Well, we're there? Now? How

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did you get this? She gave
a mental finger. Okay, have you

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had it? So? Have you
been having fun here? Here with you?

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No? Here in general, at
the at the casino, I have

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a lot of fun. I went
over to a thousand yesterday, A thousand

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yesterday. Now do you live in
this area or you live back in Virginia?

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Now? No, I live in
Victor, New York. Ah.

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That's what I was trying to get. So how did you end up in

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Victor from Virginia? My husband started
at Xerox. Xerox got it and made

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a lot of money. Sure we're
having fun. Yeah, that's it.

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Victor is a great area too.
Yeah, it's a wonderful place. Yes.

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And did you you when he shows
up around here? Average you ever

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whip out the old act and get
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I do more with people in the
band in a band, and they

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like me to. You're a comedian
or a groupie? I sing. She's

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a singer too. Her dad does
it, has a guitar. He's up

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there with white hair, and he's
wonderful. Okay, But he and I

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sing together, Yes, we don't, even though I'm not in with all

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the time. Yeah, that sounds
fun. We have a blast. Well

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that's awesome. Uh. Did you
hear about Donald Donald Sutherland today? No?

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I didn't. He passed away eighty
eight years old. Gosh, I

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didn't have the TV on. No, he's Were you a fan of his

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movies? I liked him, Yeah, he was a he was a good

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actor. All right, we will
We'll take him moment where a finger Lakes

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gaming and racetrack getting ready for the
comedy caravan tonight. Doug is so excited,

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I cannot wait. I am bouncing
out of my He's bouncing out of

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his seat, and I love this. I don't want to get squirm before

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the Yeah you do, and don't
forget your condoms because you might have fun

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later. Oh that's right now with
you now, I'm sorry. By the

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end of his sectomy, any kendoms, Well that's all right, yeah,

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yeah, you know what that is, right, her little snip snip downstairs?

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So well, like cutting off their
boots. Yeah, I don't think

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it is, but I don't think. I don't think. All right,

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we'll take a moment. But first, if you're ready to make this this

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summer you'll never forget. Then you've
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they've got deals hotter than the summer
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Lease it for just two nineteen a month

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for twenty seven months. That's right, just two hundred and nineteen dollars a

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month first payment DMV taxes and fees
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or trades seventy five hundred miles per
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for details, exclusion supply, or
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about the twenty twenty four grand Cherokee
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So what are you waiting for?
Grab those keys and head to Victor Chrysler

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Dods Jeep bram Root ninety six in
Victor and check them out online at Victor

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cdjr dot com. Paul Cole runs
two things that are just near and dear

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to everybody's heart, Landed Legends Raceway
and Rose City Drive in Theater, which

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is new this this is the first
season that it's back right after how many

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years was it dormant? Paul thirty
nine, thirty nine years? But this

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weekend you can go out there and
relive all the magic that is drive in

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theater with Inside Out two and The
Fall Guy. Correct, it's his first

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run movies, the double feature.
I kind of like that because you bring

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the kids for Inside Out too,
they fall asleep, you're sticking around for

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Fall Guy yep. And Inside Out
two has been phenomenal. Uh, it's

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one of the one of the hottest
movies out and drivings across the country's been

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selling out. We've been pretty full
and looking forward to throwing it up again

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this weekend too. That'll be fantastic. And then he got another Saturday Spectacular

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at Land of Legends. We do. We have Saturdays of Spectacular this weekend.

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We have the Northeaster Sportsman Series race
coming to town as well, and

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you know, we've had four different
winners and five weeks of our of our

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big blocks and the race has been
phenomenal and a lot of last lap passes

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and great great night out for the
for the fans, the crowds of enormous

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and growing bigger and by leaps and
bounds every week. That's great. Now,

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see people go for the entertainment to
Land the legends, they go for

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the entertainment as well to Row City, And I'm thinking, what about you.

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It's entertaining for me, you know, we business is fun and you

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know, of course it's it's like
wearing a major complaint window. You've got

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ten thousand different things are going on
that is there for the hot dog or

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the fry dough, or the points
or the first or the track or they

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number of different things. So it
makes a challenge form here every weekend,

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but keeps things exciting. And you
know, we love the smiles and that's

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the biggest thing. At the end
of the night. I like going home

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to see the smiles on the fans, whether it be at the drive in

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or at the racetrack, people have
left and know they had a good night

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and spent their entertainment money. Well, yeah, I agree with you,

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and I also think that it keeps
you young, Paul. It does.

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It does because I keep my weight
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to uh uh be ready for the
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you know, even even though we
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then, This coming Tuesday at the
drive in, we have our Classic Night

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Eteam will be brilliant, Oh wow, at fifteen dollars car load. So

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it's a great night to bring the
family out and many people watch the drive

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watched EAT the first time to drive
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ago, and we're gonna be replaying
it again this week. Curtsey one of

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our local local sponsors, who's giving
away a few a few free free passes

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for that as well. That that's
amazing and the weather's going to looks like

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it's going to be pretty good on
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Thanks every this week, even with
the rain, you know, the

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rain comes through, cools it off
and it's been beautiful night. Yeah good,

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all right, Well check it out
Land of Legends with the Saturday Spectacular

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and at the Rose City Drive In
you've got Inside Out too and fall Guy

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this weekend and Tuesday night a little
throwback to ET a whole lot of fun.

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Thank you, Paul, you got
it And if you can't catch it

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there, catch it at Racetrack at
win legendstv dot com. Watch it for

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free perfect comedy at the Carlson has
had some great acts come in. And

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if you're one of these people who's
like, oh, I would love to

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see Sam Morrell, get on it. He'll be here next weekend. And

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I only say that because tickets are
selling out for shows. Bob the Drag

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Queen is there for two shows this
Friday and Saturday. You can't get tickets

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sold out already. I don't even
know why I'm telling you, it's just

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sold out. So I want to
remind you when Sam Morrell comes and he

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is hilarious. He was a regular
in Comedy Central's This Week at the Comedy

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Seller. He was named one of
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eleven. He's performed multip I mean, the guy's been everywhere The Late Show

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with Stephen Colbert, The Late Late
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also had Stintson Last Comic Standing.
He's hilarious. He'll be here for one

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show Thursday June twenty seventh, two
shows Friday June twenty eighth, and two

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shows Saturday June twenty ninth. You
don't want to miss out. Lock your

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tickets down immediately at Carlsoncomedy dot comy
we our self words booting the pree and

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behind closed doves. I can't make
them go away because you were on the

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freedom something remedy, baby, we're
missing douggies out in the parking und He's

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getting one, he's getting a little
he's getting remedy himself. Oh man,

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that chicken is in love with you, buddy. I know you're a magnet.

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You're a magnet old women and kids
and puppies. Yeah. I just

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gotta get somewhere in the middle,
right. I just can't hit the bullseye.

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She's gonna love your set tonight.
Oh man, she isn't. She's

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gonna trying to jump on stage.
Is gonna take her teeth out show me?

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Oh my god, she was all
set. She was talking about when

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she just came over and she said, uh, ride a horse, save

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a cowboy, she goes. I've
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calls thinking about my cowboy had I'm
like, I'm not saying a word.

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I'm not adding any fuel to that
fire. Sure, I want me to

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call HER's got a cowboy show you
do. Doug's got a black shirt.

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He's ready to go. He's the
villain, he's the bad boy cowboy.

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Well, I could probably take her
in the bank seat in my car,

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and by the time her husband gets
out there with that rascal, it's at

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least fifteen minutes he runs out of
juice. Another twenty oh. That was

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It was funny because I honestly thought
you set me up with that. I

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didn't know. I didn't set you
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you think I would show you first? First of all, here's the thing.

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I'm not going to torture somebody on
the date. No no, no,

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no, no no no, to
show her well because you squirmed.

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But I like to think that she's
from We're Previrginia and she was a dancer.

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I'm like, okay, you're a
date, you're an old you're older.

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Yes, a joke about this dancer. I was a strip dj Imlake.

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I didn't. All right, you're
a friend of Bill's nothing. You

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obviously three old fashions before you came
over. Pros. Pros can adapt to

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any situation. And she says she
was a comedian, but she can't.

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You know, I got to push
your head closer to the She like,

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when you think so, yeah,
see. Now here's the thing, like,

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you have no patience with these people, you get annoyed with them.

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How do you date old people when
you have no fucking patience? I watched

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your date old people, all right, Well, what do you do with

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them? Just look at them,
stare at them, make fun of him.

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Tonight is right hand to start working. I don't know if annoyed is

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impatient. I guess yeah, I
mean to be. No, I can

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00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,400
understand. I mean, you were
uncomfortable. I told you, well,

405
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,960
here's the thing that's wonderful. So
I'm sitting at the other end of the

406
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,480
table. No one can see it
because the cameras aren't working tonight. But

407
00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:48,480
I'm sitting at the other end of
the table. You were right next door.

408
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:51,920
She's watching you. She was getting
That doesn't get me, That doesn't

409
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,319
bother me. Yes, but I'm
telling her to sit down. She's not

410
00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:59,960
moving, Yeah, and then she
is out to hear when she'sy douggy.

411
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:03,480
She's had her buffets almost. I'll
tell you're right, You're absolutely right.

412
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,640
I'm trying to get her in now. I got it. Now. I

413
00:28:06,759 --> 00:28:08,920
know why Doug dates well, I
know he says he jokes, but I

414
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,720
think there's some truth buffet. I'll
say this, kidders never kissed, so

415
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,880
I know, I think it's for
buffet. I think he puts her to

416
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,079
bed at like seven o'clock and then
he goes out with the boys all night

417
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,440
long. He says, I come
home at two in the morning. She's

418
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:30,160
just getting up for coffee. Hey, uh I I you know that we

419
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:37,480
have a friend Kevin that we heard
about the new guy and the X talking

420
00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:41,319
together. Laura Laura was And somebody
wrote me and said, what would you

421
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:45,400
do if your ex X is new
significant? Kind of like Laura with her

422
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:52,160
uh came to you to complain or
get advice about your ex? How do

423
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,039
you handle this situation with you?
Yeah? Would that be? I got

424
00:28:56,119 --> 00:29:00,319
a text from somebody to date what
and they said do you know such and

425
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,079
such? It was somebody I used
to work with, a waitress, and

426
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,599
I go, yeah, why And
I just called her. I'm like hello,

427
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:10,079
She's like, yeah, my son
is dating this girl. Oh well,

428
00:29:10,119 --> 00:29:11,720
she wants to get the lowdown.
Son. You want to protect the

429
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,039
kid. I just said, you
know what, wait, wait, wait,

430
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:18,119
wait wait, how old is the
sun? Can I ask? Thirty

431
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,880
and forty? Okay, Well,
that's old enough to fill the girl.

432
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,000
I needs to figure it out.
She's like, Mama bear wants to know.

433
00:29:25,119 --> 00:29:27,119
And I'm like, you know what
my opinion would did work related?

434
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,079
And then I'd like to keep that
to myself. Oh dog, look at

435
00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:34,240
you. Man, you backed out? Why don't you? Because it was

436
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,000
my opinion? Really wouldn't Well,
what if you said, uh, here's

437
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:44,559
the thing I did. I didn't
like this person that because what are you

438
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,480
there different? Well, I'm sure
your reasons are different, but those same

439
00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:51,640
person that has no significance on the
relationship, and I don't want to hurt

440
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:56,240
I don't want her judging somebody on
my Yeah, do you know the son?

441
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:59,519
No? Okay, what if it
was what if you did know the

442
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:02,960
soun would you call the son yeah
and say, hey, man, I

443
00:30:03,079 --> 00:30:06,599
have done that in the past,
couple knowing somebody, yes, says dating

444
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,680
somebody. I'm like, dude,
you gotta you get it. Cut this

445
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:12,880
out. The relationship he was in. I'm like, this is toxic.

446
00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:15,319
You're better than this. Oh she's
no, No, No. What I'm

447
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:18,319
saying is if you got a call
from the if you did know the son,

448
00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:21,920
yeah, and the mother called you, would you call the son and

449
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,519
go, hey, man, your
mom is asking me about this girl.

450
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,839
Yeah, I would have no problem
with yeah, yeah, okay, do

451
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,839
you ever have that, Kevin?
No? No, how are your kids

452
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:36,759
nineteen fifteen and fifteen ten? Yeah
you're getting there? Yeah, I think

453
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:41,920
that my kids can still barely tel
their shoes. I know. My father

454
00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:45,359
loved one of my brother's girlfriends.
He always he because they broke up,

455
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,680
but he always goes, we're better
off for having known her. He says

456
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:52,319
that, he says to this day, oh yeah, with reverence. Reverence

457
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,960
me. There's a couple from my
past that he brings up and just strips

458
00:30:57,079 --> 00:31:00,680
the shreds. And not my ex
wife. But we do it. We

459
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:04,559
do it to my uncle all the
time to make him uncomfort. Is that

460
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,920
no around my aunt? Yeah,
he was dating the girl for a while

461
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,640
before he dated my aunt. Yeah. And we always always bring up Janine's

462
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:17,079
name, just just a well because
but that makes you squirm, does it?

463
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,839
Not? Now? Do your parents
ever do that too? My father

464
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:25,119
will bring up the hill Hills,
a long time girlfriend until seventeen years ago.

465
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,680
We dated for two years. All
right, So there. How old

466
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,119
were you when your parents got divorced? I think eight, so you weren't

467
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,200
at age rage where they would ask, you know, try to get information

468
00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:37,000
out of you on either side.
No, I don't remember that happening now,

469
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,720
so you know, they probably were
a little more mature. There are

470
00:31:40,759 --> 00:31:42,519
some people, though, man,
that they play the kids like pawns.

471
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:48,759
My old man would always bring up
an ex girlfriend of mine and we had

472
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:52,640
taken I took her on a family
trip, and he went on about how

473
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:57,440
she ruined the family really to this
day, to this day, we went

474
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:01,599
to she wor your son under a
two twenty eight dollars Martine? Yes?

475
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,440
Probably, yes, yes, worse
than that. She Uh, how old

476
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,160
were you taking a girlfriend on a
trip? Oh? God? It was

477
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:14,240
like twenty eight six twenty seven.
So we all went to England and my

478
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,920
I think my brother was studying over
there. So we were taking like it

479
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:20,839
was one last family trip, as
my parents called that. And I called

480
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,440
up and said can my friend come? And they're like, yeah, but

481
00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:27,119
you got to pay, and I
said, no problem, So I did

482
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,799
and she comes along and I remember
all I know is my father just brought

483
00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:36,480
this up, and I guess I
must have blocked, blocked or blocked these

484
00:32:36,599 --> 00:32:40,599
memories out because I didn't want to
remember any of this. But we were

485
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:46,279
we were going down a river,
I want to say, the River Tams

486
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:52,079
in England, and she had a
Beavis and butt had keychain and when we

487
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,359
went under a bridge she hit it
and echoed. It was like my fucking

488
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,279
old man was like you. Practically
he leaped across the boat. He was

489
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:06,200
so pissed off, so mad.
And then you're sitting in the corner dying.

490
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:09,200
Kevin's dying. I'm not dying,
laughing. No, No, I

491
00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:15,279
was super uncomfortable because my old man
I must have the same gift too.

492
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:21,240
He can change the mood of an
entire room with just the wave of a

493
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,640
hand, basically, you know what
I mean. It's like, though,

494
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,880
just to make it probably, I
think my brother was getting pissed off at

495
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,160
this person as well. Now every
time he went underneath the bridge, or

496
00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:35,039
just the one time, I don't
know. I think it happened a couple

497
00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:37,480
of times. I just think it
was very embarrassing because you know, you're

498
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:42,480
in England and here's this, Yeah, the obnoxious American comes along with the

499
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,960
change and hits it when you're underneath, so it echoes, you know,

500
00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:52,279
and then I know it was like, uh, got so drunk one night

501
00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:55,000
in some pub. Was privately you
were her? Not me? Not you?

502
00:33:55,279 --> 00:34:00,079
No, I was I was fine. I was all good dog those

503
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,160
times. Okay, Yeah, I've
let it go lately. Lately, Doug,

504
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,759
that's a new thing for me,
that new thing. Yeah, but

505
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,599
I was like, holy crap.
Yeah. So my old man would bring

506
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:13,599
this up all the time. But
I can't imagine having an ex come to

507
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:19,360
you and ask for advice. If
like, would you give it? I

508
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,119
think there's a given either you don't
give anything, or yes, sand bag

509
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:25,119
the shit out of him. There's
no middle ground. There's no middle ground.

510
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,159
What if you like the guy and
you feel a little bit bad and

511
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,719
you go, hey man, this
is why I left, or here's you

512
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:36,039
know. I just can't imagine an
ex asking for advice. I could see,

513
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:37,639
you know what I'm saying, an
ex husband or ex. No,

514
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,119
there are friends. Now, they
might I run into that a lot of

515
00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:45,519
the bars now, but we're friends. We just couldn't make it work.

516
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:49,639
No, a couple. But let's
say she's let's say it's a lot of

517
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:54,280
times I've noticed this with Doug.
Doug is what what are you going to

518
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,480
say, why do you start laughing? I'm just waiting to see what comes

519
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,280
out of the lion's mouth. Go
ahead, I just know you have a

520
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:13,800
lot of female friends. You get
friend zoned a lot, hey folks,

521
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,280
And I'll bring him to the stage. Guys permanently in the friend zone tea,

522
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,920
there's there's nobody, kid. Let
me ask you this. I'm sure

523
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,440
you know somebody. Let's see,
Let's say you were friends with the guy,

524
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:28,199
you got to know his wife.
They divorce, and and you're the

525
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,320
type of person that I think they
would both stay friends with you. You

526
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,400
know what I mean. It's not
that actually did happen. We're still friends,

527
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,800
but I'm not as tight as I'm
sure not as tight. But let's

528
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,039
say she comes in with a new
a new guy, and the new guy

529
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:45,320
and her some couples get together,
like I think our friend Laura gets together

530
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,800
with her new guy and her husband. If all of a sudden, the

531
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:52,119
new guy says to the husband,
hey man, what do you do when

532
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:55,599
she starts fucking flying off the rails
on this thing? And I don't think

533
00:35:55,639 --> 00:35:59,880
I can be friends with if I
carry and I got divorced, I don't

534
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:07,079
think I could be friends with whoever's
next. You could be civil and kind.

535
00:36:07,159 --> 00:36:09,440
I mean, I would say you
always want to be kind, especially

536
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,280
if it's somebody that's hanging with your
kids right that your kids are going to

537
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,840
be around. You don't want to
go to the ball game together. I'm

538
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,440
not going to go to a ball
game. And I don't know that.

539
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:20,679
If they asked for advice on how
to handle a certain situation with it,

540
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,079
I'd go, hey, man,
you got to figure out exactly. I'm

541
00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:28,920
sorry I burned the manual when we
left. You know what I'm saying.

542
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:37,400
It's like, what's the rule in
the friend zone? If you are friends

543
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,360
with a married couple and they get
the forced and the lady friends that she

544
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:46,000
wants a little dougie fresh, that
is that against the rules? Wait?

545
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:50,679
Wait, wait your friends long hangtime
here, that's a long hangtime. It

546
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,880
was a long time ago. I
wasn't friends with the with the guy with

547
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,800
the guy got you, okay,
But if you were friends with the guy

548
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:06,119
I had. I've had flings with
people years ago that were married. I

549
00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:09,239
knew people they were on their way
out. Yeah, they were one foot

550
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,880
out the door, and I knew
they'd never find out, So one foot

551
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,000
out the door, in your penis
in her vagina, absolutely knock knock,

552
00:37:16,079 --> 00:37:22,719
knocking one elbow deep yeah one.
Yeah. So I don't know. I'm

553
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,880
not a player by any means.
No, I know, I understand,

554
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,360
but uh we we we've seen your
record. Yeah wait still I'm Vinyl.

555
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:36,760
Now there's the Dougie Fresh I've been
looking for you. Right there is Linda.

556
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,000
I'll show her a singer too.
I tell you it's how when you

557
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:44,360
bang. Some of you voted for
Grover Clean Douggie over the twenty century,

558
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:51,400
get a street lets you do?
Absolutely you put the bomb sc the w

559
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,320
W two bomb scare on your phone
ring tone, and she's looking for a

560
00:37:54,400 --> 00:38:00,559
dusk that eye under the old I'm
scared, just like, Hey, how

561
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:05,000
you doing, honey? Yeah?
JFK was a great guy. Where were

562
00:38:05,079 --> 00:38:07,280
you? I wasn't born yet,
but I want to know about you.

563
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:12,519
Yeah. That's so funny because I
was joking yesterday with Bill Belichick's new girlfriend.

564
00:38:12,559 --> 00:38:15,360
I know the answer is no to
this, but I go, oh,

565
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,119
she's twenty four years old. Oh, and it's making headlines everywhere.

566
00:38:19,159 --> 00:38:23,159
He's seventy two or seventy three.
Good true? Yeah, she supposedly has

567
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,800
a philosophy degree in deductive reasoning,
and I go deductive reasoning says this will

568
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,599
not last. But he's deductive enough
probably to know that. But they seem

569
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,400
like she's shown up. She's at
private meetings with him, He's gone to

570
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,599
her. She's a competitive cheerleader at
twenty four. I thought the cheerstuff of

571
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:44,239
competitive ended after college, because I
know that, I will say this,

572
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:47,360
there were many years there were arguments
whether or not cheerleading was actually a sport.

573
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:51,079
Well, the cheerleading that we see
a lot of times on the field

574
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:54,199
and stuff is I guess we could
say not really. But like the winter

575
00:38:54,320 --> 00:39:00,400
cheer where they do all that I'm
gonna give you right now, which I

576
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,039
don't think I've done in the year
too that I know yet. Tell me

577
00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:06,480
you did cheer? No? Oh, well could you? You? Look?

578
00:39:06,519 --> 00:39:08,840
You're a popular guy. You could
be one of the bottoms. So

579
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,760
anyways, he's seventy two shits got
in the bathroom too, Scale is still

580
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:20,559
holding it. Two twenty Did you
get the blanket video? I did get

581
00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:22,920
the blanket video. I'm sorry I
was in the middle of it. I'm

582
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,159
sure you were thrown around all kind
so he's seventy four, who's seventy?

583
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,719
Bill Belichick yet seventy two and he's
and she's twenty four, twenty four.

584
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,480
My feeling is, what would they
have in common to make something? Now

585
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,039
you joke about older women, but
you got to remember when I was growing

586
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:40,719
up, I wasn't listening to led
Zeppelin and Kiss and and Aerosmith. I

587
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:45,199
was listening primary to Elvis and Johnny
Cash and Johnny So you have I knew

588
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:50,159
the I grew up with the oldies. I always joked that I'm twenty thirty

589
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,360
years behind music because people are listening
to lick it up. I was listening

590
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,920
to Teddy Bear. You know,
my old man was in a jump suit

591
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,199
and I thought that was cool at
eight nine, ten years old. Sure,

592
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,119
So I didn't have the Kiss records
or anything like that. I was

593
00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:06,559
trying to kind of you didn't listen
to radio. I don't remember what I

594
00:40:06,679 --> 00:40:10,679
was doing. Speak of the Devil
and then my mother, Yeah, married

595
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:15,159
older, thirty years older. Wow, And that was mainly classic TV.

596
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:22,360
John Wayne, Gary Cooper carry Grant
movies. So I'm behind the times.

597
00:40:22,559 --> 00:40:27,320
So I do talk to people.
I mean, obviously the movies is a

598
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,679
big part of my life, and
I do enjoy talking about music and movies.

599
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:37,079
But that's interesting, that's older,
ten to fifteen years older. I

600
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:42,559
surprise him with what I know of
their their past or what they I think.

601
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,519
Uh, I think your dad is
into the building. I'm very excited.

602
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:50,760
Yeah. I don't want to make
it like you know you do.

603
00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:57,400
No, I know he's at the
money like Kevin. I do not want

604
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,360
to make Doug uncomfortable. It's just
a Doug like U reacts to things that

605
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,800
makes me giggle. I can't help
it because you could score me because I

606
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,320
would be the same way with my
parents right, very much so. And

607
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,039
my dad is the biggest sister of
your dead and his His dad doesn't have

608
00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:14,320
a tight five. He doesn't have
a tight five. He'll go on for

609
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:19,599
twenty Five'll be explaining something, breaking
it all down. That would be the

610
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:24,719
best. Ah, that's uh Linda's
husband. Yeah, Lynda' husband just walked

611
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,719
by. I wish we had the
eyeballing Doug. Yeah, look at the

612
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,559
I'm gonna go out so I didn't
kick his ash. Oh, we just

613
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:37,519
got away from David Phelps. Siri
comes, Siri comes, Why don't we

614
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:40,000
take a moment, and then we
can, uh, we can welcome it

615
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:44,079
to the way. He's already doing
it, doing the dance. He's got

616
00:41:44,159 --> 00:41:46,239
it going on. We will take
a moment and we will be back.

617
00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:51,800
We are finger Legs, gaming and
racetrack, getting ready for the comedy caravan.

618
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627
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639
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640
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that's the sweet dulcet sounds me.
David felows a dog mind. I can't

641
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:08,960
even look make it. You're so
love the no, you're not. What's

642
00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:14,840
going on with the race that's going
on? Let me say, I love

643
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,760
that you're here, David, and
I think it's so nice that you come

644
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,320
out and support all the things honestly
that Doug does. And there are times

645
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,320
where I wish my parents had lived
closer, because I know my mom at

646
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:27,280
least would come out. My father
came to a comedy show once and he

647
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:32,159
goes, I'm gonna need eleven guests
to leven this ship. I was lucky

648
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:37,039
enough when I was performing a couple
of times they have my father come in

649
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,920
and see the performer. That's nice, isn't it? It was? It

650
00:44:40,119 --> 00:44:44,679
was, and I think that he
was proud. I think Doug appreciates all

651
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:45,480
that. And by the other night, you may not want to be his

652
00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:52,320
father anymore. Who knows. Just
a quick sports note that this is amazing

653
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,280
to me. There's a kid named
Olivia Rayu. I believe is his name,

654
00:44:55,360 --> 00:45:00,960
Olivia Rayu. He's out of Montreal. He is holds the world's record

655
00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:05,719
for being the tallest teenager. He
is seven foot nine. He's seven foot

656
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,199
nine. He just in America Country, in Canada, in Montreal with the

657
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:14,679
exchange. With the exchange, he
is seven foot nine metrics. He uh

658
00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:20,760
so, I believe he's going to
be the tallest player of all time in

659
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,400
Division ones. I go, how
the hell do you stop this guy now.

660
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,480
A lot of times he's gonna uh
incoming Florida basketball freshman. Okay,

661
00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:31,519
and his name is Olivier. I
think RAYU is how you say it?

662
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:37,320
Man? I'm just thinking the opposite
would be Muggsy Bogue, right. What

663
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,360
was muggsy like five four or five? Yeah? But this guy seven foot

664
00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:45,400
nine now, A lot of these
guys. I remember seeing Mark Eaton.

665
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,880
I lived in Park City, Utah, and he led the parade on the

666
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:51,519
fourth of July, and it was
like watching a marion ede walk down the

667
00:45:51,559 --> 00:45:52,960
street, like when he lifted his
legs off. And then I think a

668
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,400
lot of these big guys they don't
move as well. Some of them are

669
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,320
too thin. I remember Bradley who
came out of Utah. I think that

670
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,840
seventy six ers tried to get him
and put a ton of weight on him

671
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,199
and didn't worry. This kid looks
coordinated, he looks like he's got some

672
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,239
weight, he looks like he's comfortable
in his body, where some of these

673
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,679
guys don't along. Not as big
as shack, not as thick as shack.

674
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,079
But I go, how the hell
do you stop this kid when you're

675
00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:21,119
seven nine and you're three sixty.
You're like, it's like you're six one

676
00:46:21,199 --> 00:46:22,880
and you're one to eighty. Yes, right, but he can move like

677
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:30,159
it looks like he can move until
he is maybe nineteen or twenty. He's

678
00:46:30,199 --> 00:46:32,360
coming in as a freshman, so
maybe he's eighteen. Who's that Chinese guy?

679
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:37,440
That was Yao Ming. Yao Ming
was seven eighty first came here,

680
00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:39,320
was like he had a tough time
running back up to the other new right,

681
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:43,639
that's the thing. So because he
was so tall and skinny, right,

682
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,280
I think this kid is going to
now I remember the Duncan Dutchman.

683
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,320
I don't know if everybody remember.
He played for the Pacers, but he

684
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:53,719
went to Marris College. He was
a big deal because yes, no,

685
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:58,000
yes, it was something. I
forget his name, but he he was

686
00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:01,559
a he grew to like seven two
while in college. Came in and just

687
00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:05,679
shot up. It's the weird,
it's gotta be see. Here's the thing,

688
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,800
is like that has to be songs. Rick Smiths, how tall are

689
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,159
you? Six? Four? Me? Yeah? Six two, six to

690
00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:15,039
two? So I have a son
who's six's eight. You can't fit comfortably

691
00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:16,760
in anything. I go seven to
nine. What are you sitting in How

692
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:21,800
do you travel? How do you
do it? Six eighth the other way?

693
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,519
So it's but I'm like, how
do you I don't get it.

694
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:27,920
That would be impossible. My favorite
is one of those guys that are like

695
00:47:28,039 --> 00:47:31,000
six two or seven two seven four
seven, decide that basketball is not for

696
00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:35,119
them and they go play hockey or
they play baseball or football. Have their

697
00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:38,559
ring guys that tall playing hockey.
Oh, Charis Charros was six six eight

698
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:44,360
off skates. Wow, the Rangers
have a guy who's six eight off skates,

699
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,119
Matt Rempe. That's I didn't know. That's like, yeah, so

700
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:51,519
on with skates? How how many
inches? Three more inches? So that

701
00:47:51,559 --> 00:47:54,039
puts him over seven feet? Holy
shit? Like, can you imagine that

702
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:57,800
coming out and they freaking rifled the
park? I mean that's like your dad's

703
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,079
sitting next to you when trying to
get ready for a comedy, just like

704
00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:05,360
the can I imagine getting cross checked
by a guy Like no, I can't

705
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:12,199
imagine make me nervous right now,
You're not nervous and not nervous at all.

706
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,840
We're gonna have a great show tonight. This is gonna be We'll get

707
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,719
there. This is gonna be a
lot of fun you as a father,

708
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:22,360
You've raised kids absolutely Okay, So
last night we had a conversation about a

709
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,480
woman who was on a plane and
a child stood up and turned around,

710
00:48:27,519 --> 00:48:30,760
and it was just a three or
four year old went but she did it

711
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,519
three or four times, and the
parents weren't stopping, spits going all over,

712
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:37,880
and so it was more like,
why aren't the parents doing anything?

713
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,280
So her husband had said something,
Well, we got an email that I

714
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,199
printed out when I went into the
studio today that I think is kind of

715
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:51,679
interesting and along the same lines.
It was, I was at somebody rights.

716
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:52,599
I was at the pool. They
live in a condo, so it's

717
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:58,719
one of those community pools, and
I had only been there about twenty minutes

718
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,360
and these three boys around twelve years
old had hit this woman in the head

719
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:08,280
with a nurse football three times.
Mom's on her phone sipping her white Claw

720
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,119
Gavin with another woman. She was
not paying attention. My neighbor politely asked

721
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,360
the boys to throw the ball,
to not throw the ball near her and

722
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:20,400
her friend. The boys mumbled something
sounded snotty. A minute later it happened

723
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,800
again, but this time they hit
me. So I took the ball,

724
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:27,119
told the boys they'd get it back
when they apologized to me and my neighbor,

725
00:49:27,119 --> 00:49:30,599
and the one kid said why,
I told them they were being rude.

726
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:35,079
We're we're just playing, okay,
they said, So I get out

727
00:49:35,079 --> 00:49:38,199
of the pool. I dropped the
ball in the garbage. Ten minutes later,

728
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:43,039
mom comes over and apologizes for her
kids and can we have the ball

729
00:49:43,159 --> 00:49:45,360
back? I said, it's in
the garbage. Told her boys should have

730
00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:49,400
apologized to my neighbor, but instead
they were being rude. And Mom says,

731
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,760
boys being boys, and I said, yeah, no, that doesn't

732
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,360
cut it. Eventually, the boys
dig the ball out of the trash and

733
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:58,840
they all left. Five minutes later, there are signs that says no throwing

734
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,880
toys in the pool on the pool
deck. Was my that? So this

735
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,079
is how they were like, well, how would you handle it? I

736
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:07,280
didn't handle it fine. First times, boys being boys. It was an

737
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:12,079
accident. Yes, Second time I'm
a little perturbed. Yeah. Third time

738
00:50:12,119 --> 00:50:15,039
I'm watching that son of a bitch
as far as third time as I have

739
00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:17,320
it, yeah, third time as
I'm as get pissed off, Yeah,

740
00:50:17,519 --> 00:50:22,239
exactly. And it is funny because
I mean, I like to think that

741
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,320
I don't have young kids anymore.
I have a fourteen year old, but

742
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,920
I mean his thing is always yes, ma'am, yes, sir, you

743
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,880
know, yeah, of course you
can. But I mean I think that

744
00:50:31,039 --> 00:50:34,840
most of the time you rein it
in you got to sit on him a

745
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,960
little bit, don't you. How
do you? I couldn't imagine letting this

746
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,519
this go on? DIDU did Doug
do things like that? Was Doug a

747
00:50:40,599 --> 00:50:46,880
disrespect from the boy? No?
If you did, he would have been

748
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:52,679
yeah, well not swatted, but
we would have had a discussion. Yes,

749
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:57,440
and it wouldn't have happened again.
No, no, dog. Neither

750
00:50:57,519 --> 00:51:01,400
were the other kids that he hung
out with. Yeah, we almost disrespect

751
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,639
anybody, right, you knew who
was in charge? Now, it's unbelievable.

752
00:51:05,639 --> 00:51:07,400
Well, I think some of the
one of the biggest problems is that

753
00:51:07,519 --> 00:51:10,280
I think a lot of parents try
to be friends with the kids, and

754
00:51:10,519 --> 00:51:14,320
that I think is a bad move. Because I used always say to my

755
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,039
boys, and there were some things
like I would let them kind of get

756
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:19,800
away with saying some things they couldn't
say in front of their mom. But

757
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,719
once in a while, when all
of a sudden, it was like hey,

758
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,519
bro, and I go, ah, I'm not your buddy. I'm

759
00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:27,920
not your buddy. I'm your dad. It's not only the parents. Yeah,

760
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:30,119
you go to school. Yeah,
school bus driver for twenty seven years.

761
00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:35,719
Oh that's right. Okay, disrespect
to the teacher and there's no backup

762
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,639
to take them to their principal.
There's no consequence paid. They don't.

763
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:44,639
I don't know if you can teach
it, but you can explain the situation.

764
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,360
Boy, bus driver, you did
that for twenty seven years. Yes,

765
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:51,239
So hang on because I remember as
a kid, the bus would get

766
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,519
so rowdy. There was a guy
who pulled the bus over, would not

767
00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:57,679
he got out of his seat,
he came back, he's screaming at us.

768
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,679
I mean we were throwing stuff.
I think somebody kept popping up,

769
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,840
hitting somebody over the head with their
trapper keeper and then sitting down. We

770
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:07,559
had another kid who used to he
was bald, he had alopecia, and

771
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:12,159
he would he would always wear a
baseball hat. So sometimes he would take

772
00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:15,119
his baseball hat on his hand,
so he'd looked like he was coming up

773
00:52:15,159 --> 00:52:17,280
on this side of the seat and
then from behind, and then he'd reach

774
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,880
around and punch you as hard as
he could like in the side or in

775
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,320
your leg and someone them be screaming
in the bushire As a bus driver,

776
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:28,760
you got to lose your shit.
Well, there's a few things you can

777
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,119
do. The best thing to do
is put on your blinkers. Yeah,

778
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:37,719
your four ways, pull over to
the side of the road, stop and

779
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,039
then pull out a book and just
sit there. Really, did you ever

780
00:52:40,639 --> 00:52:44,800
have to then when you're quiet,
I'll continue. I gotta go to the

781
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:50,079
doctor I got. Did you ever
have to talk to like a kick a

782
00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:52,920
kid off the bus? I think
a kid that was banned from the bus

783
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,519
just before I got off the school
grounds, which was a no no.

784
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,880
He was just a pain in the
sure I won't say yeah, And he

785
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,639
says, I you can't do this, I says, the door is open,

786
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,840
get your butt off the bus.
Yeah now, and go to the

787
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:13,360
security man who I knew really well, and you tell him what you did.

788
00:53:14,079 --> 00:53:19,000
And he did Yeah, unbelievable,
And they put him in detention for

789
00:53:19,079 --> 00:53:22,320
a couple of three There you go. Now I would be fired for that.

790
00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:25,360
Oh absolutely, I think. Yeah, you may be. Oh you

791
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,079
may be. Because the kid needs
to get home. You let him off.

792
00:53:29,519 --> 00:53:34,000
You let him off the bus.
Now his stop. Yeah, And

793
00:53:34,119 --> 00:53:37,079
so it's weird too because you can
track where the kid is if they have

794
00:53:37,159 --> 00:53:39,199
a phone, and every kid has
a phone. I got a friend whose

795
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:46,039
kid she this mom let the kids
stay over at a friend's house and they

796
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:51,119
had to go to school the next
day. Kid's thirteen. She notices that

797
00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:52,239
he's running like, calls him and
he goes, yeah, we're on our

798
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,079
way. And then she gets a
call from the school. We saw your

799
00:53:55,199 --> 00:54:00,400
son come up to the front door, drop his phone and the bushes and

800
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:06,000
leave because mom's tracking him through the
phone, right, I mean that's kind

801
00:54:06,039 --> 00:54:07,599
of a smarket. But now you
can always you usually can find out where

802
00:54:07,639 --> 00:54:12,079
the kid is. I was it
tougher this time of year when they at

803
00:54:12,119 --> 00:54:14,440
the end of the school year.
The kids are losing their mind that you

804
00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:17,400
know, they're all excited the school's
over. They used to do like yeah,

805
00:54:17,559 --> 00:54:22,159
because at this time of the year, Yeah, it was like school's

806
00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:24,880
out. I had one kid give
me all kinds of stuff and I stopped

807
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,920
the bus to get up and talk
to him, and he opened the back

808
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,920
door and jumped out of the bus. I didn't laugh at that. So

809
00:54:32,159 --> 00:54:37,400
I had to go to the principal
who had been my principal when I went

810
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:43,480
to Hoover Drive. Okay, mister
Foster, he was fantastic. I'd see

811
00:54:43,559 --> 00:54:45,800
him and I'd go the other way. I just didn't want to. He

812
00:54:46,039 --> 00:54:51,360
was a very stern, very good
man. So he come on the bus.

813
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,679
He says, I want to see
you in the office. Okay,

814
00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:58,920
he's talking to me my forties,
and we go in there. He had

815
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,480
the kid there too. Before the
kid got there, I'm sitting across from

816
00:55:01,519 --> 00:55:05,599
his desk and I'm saying, I'm
sweating. I'm going back to when I

817
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,719
was, you know, in seventh
grade. And he looks up. Don't

818
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:15,400
I know you? I said,
I went here in such and such years.

819
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:20,440
He says, oh, I remember, I saw a ship and I

820
00:55:20,599 --> 00:55:23,440
never, you know, interacted with
him. But he was a great man.

821
00:55:23,599 --> 00:55:27,920
And he took the kid right by
the collar. He pulled him off

822
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:32,599
the bus and took him right by
jumped out the back door. Now look

823
00:55:32,639 --> 00:55:37,639
at it, well, the consequences
of that of hurting himself for yeah,

824
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:43,159
of course it's crazy, it is, but yeah, winter time was it

825
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,440
was not that bad. I had
a kid that I was late picking up,

826
00:55:45,599 --> 00:55:49,480
and there was two inches of snow
on him because I got lost.

827
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:54,440
I was stuck, and I'll never
forget it. He had, Honest to

828
00:55:54,599 --> 00:56:00,400
god, he had two inches of
snow on his shoulders and head now and

829
00:56:00,519 --> 00:56:04,679
he stepped up to the steps and
I said I'm sorry, and he says

830
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,000
about eff in time. He got
there and sat it down and shook it

831
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:13,639
all of us. Yeah, yeah, uh. Now we have jokingly said

832
00:56:13,679 --> 00:56:15,679
that if you want us, you
could do it tight five tonight, which

833
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,639
uh, you know, we had
to have our sets pre approved. But

834
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,639
didn't you choke it? Did you
have did you have some opening material?

835
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,719
Did you have some jokes that you
would do? It was a serious thing

836
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,599
about the time that I was in
the pope. Well they didn't run into

837
00:56:29,639 --> 00:56:32,239
each other, but they were involved
with each other. Huh. And we

838
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,119
just got back from Graceland, the
wife and I. How many times have

839
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:40,440
you been to grace the first time? And it was a lot more than

840
00:56:40,519 --> 00:56:44,920
I expected. It was fantastic.
Do you ever have a chance to go

841
00:56:45,079 --> 00:56:51,880
there? And they saved every piece
of paper and everything that Elvis had is

842
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:58,320
in storage. There's somewhat to be
displayed. That's unbelievable. It is interesting

843
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,760
because I did not hear that,
Grace. Weren't they trying to weren't they

844
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:05,280
saying it was going bankrupt? Or
my eah one time? Yeah, recently

845
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,159
I thought, you know that's been
up and down. Yeah, you never

846
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:12,519
know that. The truth was this. They found a couple of unreleased songs.

847
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,559
Yeah, I would have. Man. Now, with AI, you

848
00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:19,679
could practically put together a whole album
if they had just like snippets of a

849
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,840
song, you know, you could
finish it up and uh and do that

850
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,800
sort of thing. I just put
the load the words in and make a

851
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,960
new song. Yeah, right with
that sona or whatever. There's a I

852
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,760
mean, this AI stuff, it's
is sort of scary and kind of unbelievable.

853
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:37,159
Uh So tonight You've seen Doug before, but I think he's got some

854
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:43,000
new material Doug. Doug even sent
me a video of himself today moving his

855
00:57:43,119 --> 00:57:45,559
blanket out of the way again.
I know you love that. I did

856
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:49,239
love that. I loved it.
I loved I love when you sent me

857
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,559
the video of you warming up for
your last set, the last one he

858
00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:55,320
did with Greg. Yeah. Yeah, So I think it's just going to

859
00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:00,679
be a great show tonight. Fingerlakes
Gaming and Racetrack inside the Remedy and the

860
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:05,360
Remedy also on Thursday nights start having
some live music. They have a lot

861
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,719
of bands here on the weekends and
things where they're starting to do some stuff

862
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,280
on Thursdays. And this is the
first time I think they've ever done comedy.

863
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:20,159
So you know, all four people
that are here tonight will yeah,

864
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,320
that'll be fine, all right,
We will take a moment and be back

865
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:27,000
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866
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867
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881
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883
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884
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885
00:59:45,239 --> 00:59:51,039
over there and get yourself a summer
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886
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marg Quencher. Cosamigo's TRIPLESX sour mix
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887
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,400
great does that sound. You sit
out on the patio by the fire pick,

888
01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:04,280
cozy up with your loved one or
by yourself, or just cozy up

889
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,679
to the drink. I don't know, maybe cozy up to something like the

890
01:00:06,719 --> 01:00:09,639
salt and pepper wings that they have
over a bTB wood fire pizza and grill.

891
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:13,320
It's a great place to go.
And I'll tell you this. They

892
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,559
got air conditioning. Yes, it's
very important to have air conditioning these days.

893
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,599
I have had the chicken and apple
panini, grilled chicken, apples,

894
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,159
cheddar pesto garlic aoli, served with
fries or chips. I always say the

895
01:00:24,239 --> 01:00:27,639
chips, but the fries are delicious
as well. You know, don't don't

896
01:00:27,679 --> 01:00:30,840
let me influence you, but let
me influence you. It is absolutely delicious.

897
01:00:31,079 --> 01:00:35,440
But I'll tell you this. The
chicken spinach artichoke crunch wrap. Man,

898
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,000
that is something I think I inhaled
it. I had to really discipline

899
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,159
myself because everyone makes fun of me
when Matt comes in from bTB with the

900
01:00:43,199 --> 01:00:46,760
food, so I tried not to
inhale it. Grilled chicken, housemade spinach,

901
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:52,239
autochoke, dip roasted red peppers,
served with fries and over fifty TVs.

902
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,599
You can catch every ball game that's
on. It's a great place to

903
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:59,480
just go hang out, friends,
family. That patio is fantastic. It's

904
01:00:59,519 --> 01:01:00,960
bTB with fire, pizza, grill, and the mall at Greece Ridge.

905
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:22,400
Come on, Douggie, this is
your song baby right here, right now?

906
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:27,199
Aren't you saying long than your dad
did? How mad? Are you?

907
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,400
A mate? I find that hard
to believe. I don't believe it

908
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,360
either. I don't believe it.
I think you want to punch me right

909
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:36,360
in the face. I'm just in
my zen mode. Okay for the all

910
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,880
right, all right, well,
I know we got the comedy show and

911
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,840
Greg Owins is here. He's going
to be the headliner tonight. I'm googling

912
01:01:42,079 --> 01:01:47,239
the closes. You're on close closest
bridges to four Lakes. Why why are

913
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,920
you saying that I can go jump
up? Why are you why? This

914
01:01:51,079 --> 01:01:54,000
is going to be fantastic tonight.
I'm hoping that they just lost. It's

915
01:01:54,039 --> 01:01:59,760
not that far. An eighty year
old friends of mine from Forestil just showed

916
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,159
up. Awesome, all right,
that is great. Okay, we got

917
01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:07,480
three people. All right, we're
coming almost double digits. We're almost there.

918
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,000
We're getting there. Yes, it
will be killing told a ton of

919
01:02:10,079 --> 01:02:13,679
people to come out. Don't even
though it was free till today. Yeah

920
01:02:13,719 --> 01:02:16,239
it is. It's free. It's
a free show. And we still couldn't

921
01:02:16,239 --> 01:02:22,039
get anybody. That's not true.
It's early yet, it's early yet.

922
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:27,360
That that's no big deal. Uh. I've been making Doug uncomfortable and I

923
01:02:27,559 --> 01:02:29,920
and I do feel a little bit
better. I would like to apologize a

924
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,480
little bit to you, because you
know, when you when you're going to

925
01:02:31,559 --> 01:02:35,360
perform and stuff, you don't want
your head stuff with other things. But

926
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,400
I pissed him off by you did
telling his dad to do five minutes and

927
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,360
all that ship. And your dad
takes it very seriously. He takes it

928
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:46,199
very seriously. I'm fine, all
right, Okay. My wife says that

929
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:52,239
same thing when she's passed. I
always go fu fine. Fine is the

930
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,320
worst F word. I really think
that. Come on, Greg, you're

931
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:58,679
married. Fine, Fine, you
are the word fine. I don't even

932
01:02:58,719 --> 01:03:00,239
get the word fine. I get
it. Look out the window. It's

933
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:08,239
just a gaze away from me.
I'm fine. Oh yeah, well I'm

934
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:16,400
good, Doug. I have no
window to gaze out. Yes, there's

935
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:25,360
no windows in here, and Jessy
j Eye, I need an alligator,

936
01:03:25,599 --> 01:03:30,559
Peter Pan, I'm excited. You
know what. You know, what's so

937
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:36,079
terrible? Sad you but go ahead. No, But what's so terrible is

938
01:03:36,159 --> 01:03:39,679
that I must have like Shoden Freuden
or something, which is where you take

939
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:44,960
joy folks back in the day.
No, that's perfectly. This is where

940
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,480
you take joy into other people's pain. Like I would be all uptight and

941
01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:51,920
nervous sometimes before a comedy show,
but if something went terribly bad, it

942
01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:53,920
fucking I loosened me right up.
I'm like, Okay, nothing's gonna happen.

943
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:58,079
It's good. And watching Doug sweat
it out with this old man has

944
01:03:58,119 --> 01:04:00,639
been just a delight for me.
It has been a delight. Glad I

945
01:04:00,679 --> 01:04:03,119
can make him happy. Well,
I didn't mean to, like know you

946
01:04:03,159 --> 01:04:05,840
did? I did, but I
didn't realize what I was doing. Well,

947
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,559
you've done it like seven times now, so just up in your game.

948
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:14,679
You just wait for it. It's
not like he's like, I see

949
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:18,320
if you were on the man,
I see that. I'm just gonna just

950
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:23,360
getna Nike. It make everybody nervous, but but I'm okay, this is

951
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,159
good for me. I'm enjoying it. Fifteen hundred people are gonna die.

952
01:04:26,199 --> 01:04:31,039
But now see, but this is
when then you're the band on You're the

953
01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:35,840
band on the boat, just playing
it at the end. Oh, that's

954
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,599
very, very funny. I'm sorry. Where were you? You just performed

955
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:44,880
last weekend, didn't you. Uh, that's a long time. Yeah,

956
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,840
I know. Well it was.
Believe me, I went to see the

957
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:51,800
Stones last weekend lot ago. It
felt like forever. Chris, where was

958
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,599
I last week? Pittsburgh? No, No, I was local. I

959
01:04:56,679 --> 01:04:59,400
was down in Philly a couple of
weeks back. Yeah, how did that

960
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,400
go? Good? Yeah? Good? Yeah. It was a small room,

961
01:05:01,719 --> 01:05:05,239
but you know I sold it out, so that's perfect. Yeah,

962
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:11,679
yeah, no, you can't.
Maybe we should have charged we got you

963
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,239
know, poor Doug. Doug.
What do you drink when you hang out

964
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:16,480
like with your parents? Do you
have the old fashions or anything? Do

965
01:05:16,519 --> 01:05:21,159
you make them drinks? Your bartend? I bartend watching the Bills playoff games

966
01:05:21,239 --> 01:05:24,679
and I'll just have a Jenny Light, but I'll make up mixed drinks for

967
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:29,719
my for your friends and Kathy.
Yeah no, at my house. Your

968
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,480
house now, it's the dirty martine, dirty martinis. When I go over

969
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:38,760
the house. I'll bring uh,
little bottles of liquor and mix them up

970
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:45,960
something I might see on on Facebook
or something. Yeah, the liquor is

971
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:49,159
there. They should have a liquor
network. Why not, let's start it.

972
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:54,159
Yeah, I mean we drink.
It's certainly enough. But I gotta

973
01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:57,079
think like it's annoying. It's got
to be annoying, like when you go

974
01:05:57,079 --> 01:06:00,719
to friends houses and all ever taste
a cocktail and say to somebody, I

975
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:04,599
can help you with this. No. Or I've been asked to play bartender,

976
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:08,639
yes, which is annoying. No. I like being by the bar.

977
01:06:09,039 --> 01:06:12,800
You're okay, all right, same
as being DJ. Now here's the

978
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,320
thing that I'm starting to wonder now
that we've seen Uh, it's still making

979
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,679
headlines, and it was a great
mugshot of justin Timberlake getting the DWY and

980
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:26,480
with uber and lyft nowadays, you
really can't have any excuse at all.

981
01:06:26,559 --> 01:06:29,920
And I've had someone in my family
who has had one. But I'm starting

982
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,239
to wonder if all cars should come
with a breathalyzer, because I do wonder

983
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:36,800
if people don't really know where that
point zero eight is, at least for

984
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:40,800
New York State, like you know, we think that we're not there,

985
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,679
but all of a sudden, it's
not a bad idea. They make you

986
01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:46,440
buckle up er ticket, Yeah,
geticket, you got to get on.

987
01:06:46,559 --> 01:06:49,760
If you get a d W,
you got you gotta put one in if

988
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:53,159
you get a d W. I
so why, I'm just wondering, like

989
01:06:53,559 --> 01:06:56,119
why not? It would help you
out a little bit, everybody out,

990
01:06:56,159 --> 01:07:00,679
you know. Yeah, and because
these things get super expensive after a while.

991
01:07:00,719 --> 01:07:02,400
I mean you're talking even just the
lawyer is going to run you somewhere.

992
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,400
I would love to know where I
am at with my drinking, like

993
01:07:05,559 --> 01:07:10,840
how many I could get to.
I would love to have either Hurley command

994
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,880
or Barnes come in and yes,
have Carrie drive me home some night and

995
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,639
just see how I have a breathalyzer
party. Have you ever done that?

996
01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:19,679
No? But I think that's a
great idea, actually, a breathalyzer party

997
01:07:19,719 --> 01:07:24,599
almost because that way you would know
when you go to the gym, right

998
01:07:24,679 --> 01:07:27,639
and you know how much I can
lift. I'm not going to embarrass myself.

999
01:07:27,679 --> 01:07:29,679
I know where I'm at. I
want to get a little stronger.

1000
01:07:29,719 --> 01:07:32,000
I go up maybe five pounds each
time right on a bench or whatever I'm

1001
01:07:32,039 --> 01:07:35,400
doing same thing with my drinking.
If I've hit three and I know that

1002
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:38,880
a mom at like a point zero
six, I'm done for the night.

1003
01:07:39,159 --> 01:07:42,920
But if I don't know, maybe
I go over four. Maybe I can

1004
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,840
do five ers, maybe I could
do five. Ten years ago, I

1005
01:07:45,079 --> 01:07:49,639
was working at a wind jammers and
somebody brought in a breathalyzer machine for a

1006
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:54,679
quarter. You could put it in, put a stride and you can blow

1007
01:07:54,679 --> 01:07:57,239
and see where you are. Come
to find out it was a scam.

1008
01:07:57,519 --> 01:08:00,480
It was a scaboarder just making them
weazy, got it open, and it

1009
01:08:00,639 --> 01:08:08,119
was just really a little technology,
just whatever it does to put up whatever

1010
01:08:08,199 --> 01:08:11,280
numbers. Okay, and COVID spent
out like a fortune cookie little thing,

1011
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,559
yeah, fortune paper, And I
think we took the money and it was

1012
01:08:14,639 --> 01:08:17,159
like the twelve twelve dollars we bought
everybody shots or something like that. I

1013
01:08:17,239 --> 01:08:20,279
think there's a place in the mall
here. And when I was a kid,

1014
01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:25,119
we would go to South Street Seaport
down in New York City and it

1015
01:08:25,239 --> 01:08:28,840
was like uh something with a B. Brooks something, but they had all

1016
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,439
the gadgets and shit Brooks Brothers.
No, No, that's the clothing store.

1017
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:36,359
But this would be something along those
lines. And brook Baby Brooks,

1018
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:41,359
I think it is Brookstone and they
had that you could buy a breathalyzer that

1019
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:43,880
you could blow into, so I
bought it. I don't think to fucking

1020
01:08:44,039 --> 01:08:46,439
get they set on Amazon. But
I want a real one, like I

1021
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,439
know it's legit like a legit,
but there even I think there's probably an

1022
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:55,000
app of something that you could plug
into your phone. I don't know.

1023
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:58,039
I want the one like they have
for the interlocks. Yes, in a

1024
01:08:58,159 --> 01:09:00,760
car, that's what I want,
but I would to make it safer.

1025
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,560
I still want to be able to
drive. I don't want to turn in

1026
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:09,520
my car. What if what if
we had the drunk root like there were

1027
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,640
roads. It's a bunch of drunk
people on there. Whatever happens happens.

1028
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:17,199
We don't care, like bumpers on
the bowl do that. But with uber

1029
01:09:17,239 --> 01:09:19,079
and lyft available, I mean,
Doug, how many times you have you

1030
01:09:19,119 --> 01:09:23,680
ever had anybody get sick in your
car? Just once? One time from

1031
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,359
drinking? Yeah, okay, too
many shots? Yeah? And what and

1032
01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:30,159
then and they usually charged back,
don't they? You have to after they

1033
01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:32,439
get sick, you have to take
the picture right there. Oh my god,

1034
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,279
you don't have to clean enough first, and then took a picture.

1035
01:09:35,399 --> 01:09:38,840
You took up. You have to
take a picture to prove that they threw

1036
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:44,199
up. Okay, is it like
the It's like the boob game at the

1037
01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:45,640
at the bar of the Mega Touch
if you can find the corn. And

1038
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:50,760
then I took it to delta side
and they didn't know. As I said,

1039
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:55,159
I dropped a slushy. Never tell
them that you got sick in a

1040
01:09:55,199 --> 01:09:58,279
car. Won't clean it. They
won't clean it, won't biohazard. Yeah.

1041
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:01,119
Really, the seat belty got down
and the seat belt they had to

1042
01:10:01,119 --> 01:10:03,000
take it out and wipe it all
down. It was a mess. My

1043
01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:06,960
buddy was just starting to date as
now wife and she got lit up one

1044
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:13,439
night in blue trunks into the the
heating system. Every time I'll blow it

1045
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:17,000
was just smelling fun. You had
to get rid of the car. Terrible,

1046
01:10:17,159 --> 01:10:25,560
disgusting. No, not an accident, but inside the car just pretty

1047
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,720
guy. You taking the car and
you're pretty good. It doesn't start it

1048
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,399
well, right, I mean,
if you're trying to trade that in anybody,

1049
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:32,159
the smell of that would be awful. Maybe I'll text her and see

1050
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:35,199
if you can come out to the
party. On Thursday. Bring a preathalyzer.

1051
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:40,119
Carry'll be there. I'll just get
liquored up, Okay, probably spend

1052
01:10:40,199 --> 01:10:45,279
four hundred. Yeah, that's right. Next Thursday is our sex toy party

1053
01:10:45,319 --> 01:10:47,520
that we'll be doing, like the
build out party that we're gonna have.

1054
01:10:48,039 --> 01:10:51,359
That's what we're calling it, the
build out party. All right. So

1055
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:57,560
tonight Doug is ready, Greg is
ready. I'm not ready. I gotta

1056
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,880
I'm gonna go change and we'll do
the show to let you know on Monday

1057
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,239
how it all went. But I
will say remedy the I think it's called

1058
01:11:03,319 --> 01:11:08,960
the Remedy. Inside the Finger Lakes
Gaming and Racetrack is fantastic. Come down

1059
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,279
here with tons of TVs to watch
games. When there's the horse racing on,

1060
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:15,079
they have the Yankee game on a
big screen that rolls up. They

1061
01:11:15,119 --> 01:11:16,960
have bands here. Next week it'll
be the Tommy Burnette band on Thursday night.

1062
01:11:17,279 --> 01:11:20,439
But it's uh, it's a great
place. Air conditioning, getting out

1063
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:26,560
of the heat. Hot enough for
you. Saw squirrel finally better than it

1064
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:29,399
did. It took a little while
to cool down, all right, you

1065
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:32,079
and your zone. Yeah, a
friend was just texting me about the place

1066
01:11:32,159 --> 01:11:35,640
and time tonight okay, so so
I'm just watching. They have horse races

1067
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:40,600
all around the world here not just
a right you can go right and it

1068
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:45,079
isn't amazing now, yes it's uh, it's a fantastic you can lose your

1069
01:11:45,119 --> 01:11:49,039
money from America. It's just somewhere. It's the corner of the globe.

1070
01:11:49,399 --> 01:11:53,600
Well, you know what. Oddly
enough, a few weeks ago, friend

1071
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:58,319
was telling me if he's a bartender
as well, that they lost power,

1072
01:11:58,319 --> 01:12:00,279
they lost internet at the bar,
that none of the TVs could work.

1073
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:06,000
So somebody hit their phone out and
they were everybody was gambling on the horses.

1074
01:12:06,399 --> 01:12:11,000
It was in Australia. Uh,
and so they were giving the person

1075
01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:14,479
a dollar fifty cents or whatever,
and then they were rooting on the phone

1076
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:15,399
and he goes, you know,
for two hours, I think it spent

1077
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,720
thirty dollars. We had a great
time. Yeah, a great talk.

1078
01:12:18,079 --> 01:12:20,680
We did that in Vegas. They
had old the old school, like the

1079
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:25,079
little horses that run around, they
go around the big track. It's like

1080
01:12:25,199 --> 01:12:28,479
you bet quarters on it. Me
and my buddy sat there for three hours.

1081
01:12:29,199 --> 01:12:30,359
Nobody from the table, but we
all just sat there. We were

1082
01:12:30,399 --> 01:12:33,119
having a blast. We're hammered out
of our mind, yelling at the little

1083
01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:38,039
plastic horse to run. Oh god, my grandparents used to have that little

1084
01:12:38,079 --> 01:12:40,560
horse race that you could bet on. Right, it was like this old

1085
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,520
fashioned like thing you played at the
bar. Do you remember those, Dad,

1086
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:46,800
I don't remember. I remember the
bowling They should have them though.

1087
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:50,479
So oh you're shooting, remember,
yeah, right in the mouth. That

1088
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:55,079
would be perfect. All right.
We will close it out from finger Lakes

1089
01:12:55,159 --> 01:12:58,560
Gaming and Racetrack a half hour away
from showtime. I'm seeing some people coming

1090
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,239
in this. This is going to
be tonight. I'm getting ready. I'm

1091
01:13:01,279 --> 01:13:04,279
gonna go change. You're gonna put
on a whole new outpha Doug getting fired

1092
01:13:04,359 --> 01:13:08,079
up. Yeah, that's it,
getting stir up. Yanks got their asses

1093
01:13:08,159 --> 01:13:11,199
kicked here, so come getting a
good mood. Yeah, come getting a

1094
01:13:11,239 --> 01:13:13,720
good mood. If the the Yanks
got their asses kick, don't forget the

1095
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:17,199
dice game on the deck and finger
Lakes Gaming and Racetrack right here in beautiful

1096
01:13:17,279 --> 01:13:23,840
Farmington, right Farmington, and you
can come down anytime. It is got

1097
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:27,119
tons of slot machines. Maybe you
get lucky in more than one way.

1098
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:31,279
For Greg Owens, who's headlining our
show tonight. For Doug Phelps for Kevin,

1099
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:33,880
who upset it all up, make
it all happen, and kept us

1100
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,680
all calm. I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you Monday.