WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.080 --> 00:00:12.160 Okay, hello everybody, Welcome to Laura Caine after Dark. How are you 2 00:00:12.160 --> 00:00:19.239 guys. I'm Laura Caine, looking fetching. My co host is Eric Rimmer. 3 00:00:20.079 --> 00:00:23.239 Hello, We're so big time. We have a producer. His name 4 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:29.039 is Brian. We're so big time. We have a third co host tonight. 5 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:33.679 His name is Leo. We do Hi Leo, So, Leo, 6 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:38.640 Welcome, Welcome, Thanks for having me. Been a fan of the podcast. 7 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:44.600 He lives in Indiana, and he was in San Diego for seventeen years 8 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:51.880 in Oceanside, moved to Indiana and has followed us while in Indiana nic the 9 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:55.359 whole time. And he always comments on all of our stuff and he's always 10 00:00:55.399 --> 00:00:58.240 super sweet. And he's the one that says that we look twenty six, 11 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:00.679 and we said we're going to give him money. We probably have to pay 12 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:04.079 him tonight. And that meeting you two in person, you look you are 13 00:01:04.159 --> 00:01:08.040 twenty six, both of you. Oh God, thank you. Okay, 14 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:15.840 we have so many questions. Okay, So Leo is going to be our 15 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.239 third co host tonight. We have a lot of things to discuss. In 16 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:23.400 fact, we're going to get to know a little bit more about Leo because 17 00:01:23.439 --> 00:01:30.400 he's a diamond one of these and we'll explain what that is. And I've 18 00:01:30.439 --> 00:01:38.760 decided it's time, guys, it is time to create a dating profile for 19 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:41.959 me and I'm going to need your help. So we're going to create it 20 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:44.959 tonight. It's going to be so good. 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Yes, I don't know the person. 54 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:25.600 Oh you haven't done one of those twenty three and me things. No, 55 00:04:25.839 --> 00:04:29.040 I'm scared to do it. What are you scared of finding at faults? 56 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:33.839 I watched too much forensic files. I just cat Well, he is a 57 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:38.439 gold star, Laura Kane after Dark fan. We'll give him that for sure. 58 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:43.759 Yes he is. He's also a former ocean side resident, like I 59 00:04:43.839 --> 00:04:46.759 said, seventeen years then moved to Indiana. He's studying marketing right now. 60 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:56.079 It's nice. He is a diamond debhead. Oh do you know what that 61 00:04:56.279 --> 00:05:00.240 is? I do because I love her too. You would have known what 62 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:03.279 that is if Leo hadn't been here. You first, Leo, can you 63 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:09.720 please tell all of our listeners and watchers what a diamond debhead is. A 64 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:16.319 Diamond debhead is a fan club member of the Debbie Gibson Oka and Debbie Gibson 65 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:24.800 fans are called Debheads, and they formed a fan club group called Diamond Deapheads 66 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:30.600 and it's a fun, inclusive group of a bunch of people who just love 67 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:38.240 Debbie and her music. And I've met some of the coolest friends from the 68 00:05:38.360 --> 00:05:44.040 Diamond Deadhead community and it's just a blast just sharing the love for her music 69 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:47.120 and just who she is as a person. How many people would you guess 70 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:54.560 are members of the deb heead Club? I mean, is it thousands, 71 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:59.759 is it hundreds? Is it hundreds of thousands? It's enough amazing people that 72 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:03.959 put her album at number two on the Amazon Dance Pop Charts on Saturday, 73 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:08.759 So it's awesome. So I don't know how many there are, but we 74 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:13.240 are a mighty bunch who will do anything for Debbie Gibson. So she is 75 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:17.800 so lovely. I've met her, and she's lovely. She's the nicest person 76 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:24.720 she and her energy is just amazing. Yeah, what got you started loving 77 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:30.279 fangirling for Debbie? Gibson. I discovered her music when I was sixteen, 78 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:34.639 and I just it was her Electric Youth album, and I was just so 79 00:06:34.839 --> 00:06:42.360 captivated that such a young person could write and produce these catchy, fun songs. 80 00:06:42.600 --> 00:06:46.600 And I just fell in love with her in that album and the perfume 81 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:50.439 at the time before it became a small fortune on eBay, so I was 82 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:56.240 able to score tons of bottles of Electric Youth perfume for like twenty dollars, 83 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:59.680 you know, back in nineteen ninety nine, and then now it's just a 84 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:03.560 small fortune. And is it's the perfumes don't last that long, do they? 85 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:09.000 Or don't they turn into like chemicals or something after after a certain while, 86 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:13.079 they will, But if you're just a bottle in a dark which I'm 87 00:07:13.079 --> 00:07:15.759 sure based not in the sunlight belt, yeah, like I keep them like 88 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:19.839 in storage. But I was filming a real right before I left for vacation, 89 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:25.519 and I accidentally knocked my bottle off the counter and it broke and it 90 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:31.079 took forever to get the smell out. And let me just say that perfume 91 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:35.120 does go bad after thirty five years. You don't want to bake it. 92 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:39.120 And I'm like, I'm never gonna be able to afford to replace this bottle. 93 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:45.560 And how many times have you met Debbie Gibson? I want to say 94 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:54.600 four? Okay, so you obviously go to things that she's at, her 95 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:59.480 concerts, her meet and greets or whatever. Yes, do you think you 96 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:01.439 have a her I'm not saying this in a bad way, but I'm just 97 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:05.160 wondering kind of like, how do you think you've ever freaked her out because 98 00:08:05.199 --> 00:08:09.199 you're such a huge fan or do you think she doesn't care about that kind 99 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:13.480 of thing, like being freaked out like that? The really cool thing about 100 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:18.720 like our community and her fan base is that we are very respectful. We're 101 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:24.160 respectful of her space. We know, like whens a good time to you 102 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:30.240 know, just just the etiquette. I don't think, I mean, I 103 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:33.840 hope I don't, but I like to think that I'm just respectful of her 104 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:39.600 time and courteous and and she respects that. And she just does everything, 105 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:41.960 you know, every anything for her fans and supporters. So do you have 106 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:46.639 a phone number? No, do you ever email? I have the fanclub 107 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:48.840 e mail, which you know, if I ever need to get a hold 108 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:52.200 of her, I just you know, shoot her team a message. And 109 00:08:52.639 --> 00:08:54.720 again that's part of you know, just respecting her space. Is that I 110 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:58.879 you know, that's really cool. That is cool, probably why she's so 111 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:03.039 receptive to you and to all of her fans like that. Yeah, you're 112 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:11.559 also a member of another online community on Facebook, right, isn't it something 113 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:15.799 like regarding the eighties or something. Is this the same community or is this 114 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:20.399 a different community you're part of. It's it's not on Facebook. I deleted 115 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:26.519 Facebook years ago, but it's just the online community on Instagram. I follow 116 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:28.919 a lot of eighties pages. Which is who is on my shirt? It's 117 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:35.720 a Violet Sky. She's glitter a Wave eighties on Instagram and she's a I 118 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:41.320 believe she's twenty years old and she dresses and lives like it's nineteen eighty nine. 119 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:46.279 And I'm like, that is my kind of person. So so I 120 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:50.759 support and follow so many eighties accounts and they support me, and you know, 121 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:56.039 with the Debbie Gibson you know community, I'm just living my best life 122 00:09:56.120 --> 00:10:01.360 right now. So you dress eighties all the time. I don't like she 123 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:07.440 did, like Glitter Wave of Violet Sky does a lot, but I do 124 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:11.000 it when I can, Like some days, I'll you know, I'll just 125 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:15.240 wear something really flashy and fun like this, and I wear clothes from the 126 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:18.759 eighties and nineties, and I just tried to put a modern spin on it. 127 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:24.279 That's cool. What did Debbie Gibson say when she saw this on your 128 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:31.000 forearm? It says Debbie Gibson in pretty big letters. That's a commitment right 129 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:35.879 there. She she loved it. And I believe at the time because I 130 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:41.879 got this done many years ago. I sent her a photo that was back 131 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:46.600 when I would write her her fan club, and she wrote she signed a 132 00:10:46.639 --> 00:10:48.720 CD. It said thank you for the thanks for the ink. I love 133 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:56.480 it. So honored and in Vegas when I met her and Joey McIntyre again, 134 00:10:56.559 --> 00:11:00.759 I was starstruck, kind of like I am now. She we were 135 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:03.720 in we went to the meet and greet booth and she grabbed my arm and 136 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:07.639 she said, Joey, look he's got my tattoo. And he's like, 137 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:11.000 well, you're a dead head. And it was just so much fun. 138 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:18.360 Okay, So what it cost zero five hundred, fifteen hundred to get Laura 139 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:26.879 Kane after dark tattooed on your body somewhere or more than that, I don't 140 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:30.559 Well, I'm planning on getting a tattooed tomorrow walland Ocean Side. I guess 141 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:33.559 we'll just have to wait and see what happened. Would that'd be amazing. 142 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:37.840 I'd be like so excited and happy. It would be very I know, 143 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:41.759 I know. Okay, So that's Leo. I love that you're here. 144 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:46.679 We love to you. Guys that listen and watching are loyal. We love 145 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:50.320 doing the show for you. And you know what, if you feel like 146 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:52.159 it, you can just tell us. Why do you like listening and watching 147 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:58.559 Laura Kane after Dark? Leo, I'm just curious. I love it because 148 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:03.279 again, I followed you, Laura Kane, back in the Jeff and jar 149 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:07.960 days. I would listen to the Jeff and Jaars program religiously. I would 150 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:11.799 laugh so hard sometimes I thought I was going to crash my car. And 151 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:16.919 I met you at the Mannequin blow up. Manny the Mannequin I remember, 152 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:20.840 do you remember blowing that up? All my You were there, No, 153 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:24.759 I was not. He yeah, So I went and I said, oh 154 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:28.840 my gosh, all I want to do is meet Laura Kane. I wanted 155 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:33.720 to meet Laura Kane. And somewhere in the depths of like I've got to 156 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:37.519 find it. Maybe Facebook has it. I have our picture. Oh my 157 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:39.639 god, I would love to see you. I dressed up in like a 158 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:43.440 crazy Mark Jacob's like suit is at the time I worked. I think I 159 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:50.000 remember that ovayuely. It was like a tan like plaid suit and I was 160 00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:52.720 like, I gotta meet Laura Cana and I've just followed you ever. Please 161 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:56.159 say it was nice. Please say it was nice. You were nice and 162 00:12:56.279 --> 00:12:58.440 lovely and you haven't aged a day. Oh my god. Okay, Yah, 163 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:03.519 You're welcome to come anytime you're back in San Diego. Come back next 164 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:07.759 week, come back next episode. All right, this is very important to 165 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:09.279 you guys. Before I get to the double D, which we will end 166 00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:16.879 the show the double D Yes, I have decided it's time. Remember Natalie 167 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:22.480 Reverend Natalie psychic medium. She's the psychic of the show. She said that 168 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:26.559 this year, the Year of the Dragon, is a good year of love 169 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:37.039 for love for the following Chinese symbols rats, dragon and monkey and pig. 170 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:41.440 I think I'm a monkey and so this could be my year of love. 171 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:45.559 Well, I'm not just going to meet anybody because I don't go to bars. 172 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:46.799 Where am I going to meet somebody. I don't go to the grocery 173 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:50.399 store because I hate it. So I hate grocery shopping. Oh my god, 174 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:56.080 I hate it so much. Uh you're looking at it. It's called 175 00:13:56.159 --> 00:14:01.519 door dash, it's called roommates, it's called getting stuff on the way home 176 00:14:01.559 --> 00:14:05.159 from work. I just nope, I just I hate it. I don't 177 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:07.600 know. I wish I did. I wish I had. I walk into 178 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:13.200 a kitchen and I feel completely illiterate because I don't really it's never been my 179 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:16.120 forte. I don't like to cook. It doesn't bring me pleasure. And 180 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:20.799 I just I really wish it wasn't that way. Even drinks beige food. 181 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:26.879 I know my beige anyway, Okay, enough about that. But I was 182 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:30.600 reading up because I want to take this seriously. Okay, Well, and 183 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:33.879 I have to say, not only do we have special guest Leo here for 184 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:37.759 this, we have another guest we do Oh Jesus, I think I know 185 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:43.039 this is going. I called my friend who's a dating and relationship specialist. 186 00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:46.960 You got a hole of her? I did, yes, Doctor Vajean. 187 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:54.000 Okay, and she's coming in. Well what, okay do you want me 188 00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:56.559 to start talking about I'll talk to you. She should be here any minute 189 00:14:56.559 --> 00:15:00.440 at all. I'll run up and answers. Okay, you just so you 190 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:03.639 go when you need to go and get her. In the meantime, I 191 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:05.480 did some research because I really want to do this right. Last time I've 192 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:09.960 been on dating apps, I didn't write a bio because I thought, I'm 193 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:11.840 not going to write a bio. I'm just going to put my pictures and 194 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:15.840 write like a few sentences from the form the prompts. I'm not going to 195 00:15:15.879 --> 00:15:18.720 put too much effort into it. I was trying to be too cool, 196 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:20.960 you know. So this time I actually want to do it right. So 197 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:24.480 I was reading into it what you should do and what you shouldn't do on 198 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:33.080 your dating app bio. So here's the dude. Oh okay, make the 199 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:37.720 description brief of what I'm looking for. Put that right up front. What 200 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:43.159 am I looking for? What would my friends say about me? How do 201 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:48.240 I spend my leisure time? Five things I can't leave live without? The 202 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:52.480 last book I saw, I read, the last TV show I saw, 203 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:56.360 the last movie I saw. Maybe put a movie quote in there, a 204 00:15:56.440 --> 00:16:00.120 little tiny bit of humor, but make it mostly serious and keep it positive. 205 00:16:00.279 --> 00:16:04.279 That's what they say. And keep it as short as possible, but 206 00:16:04.399 --> 00:16:10.159 try to get all that fun stuff in to catch them, to like hook 207 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:12.120 them. I think if you're asking you in yournet how to make your hinge 208 00:16:12.159 --> 00:16:17.159 profile more desirable, you might be going in the wrong direction. Well, 209 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:22.200 I'm kind of glad that I did because of the list of don'ts, which 210 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:27.559 is stuff that I would normally write. So okay. So also, it 211 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:36.120 should be a balance of authentic and amusing interested in dating, but don't sound 212 00:16:36.200 --> 00:16:40.480 desperate. Oh that's gonna be a tough one. It should give a window 213 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:44.639 into my personality, but kind of keep an air of mystery as well. 214 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:51.960 It's like a lot right, act cool but not intimidating. The more truthful 215 00:16:52.039 --> 00:16:56.799 I am in a kind and positive way, the more likely men will be 216 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:00.360 attracted to my profile. So just stay positive, focus on what I like, 217 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:07.720 my interest, my hobbies, my passions, my values. Okay, 218 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:11.519 you know I've never seen Eric and doctor Regie in the same room. I 219 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:17.039 know, doctor Vaghime. Oh wow, thank you so much for joining us. 220 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:21.599 You're welcome, dear. Well, we really needed an This is Leo, 221 00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:29.880 by the way, I just I want to create a dating profile, 222 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:36.119 so okay, that's what I said about it. You're going to create dating 223 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:38.519 profile lovely. Do you have any advice? Yes, don't do it, 224 00:17:41.319 --> 00:17:45.200 but I'm gonna do it. Right. This is what you're not supposed to 225 00:17:45.279 --> 00:17:49.000 do, according to what I read. Okay, and this is thing. 226 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:56.319 These are things I've seen cowless times on guys bios and it turns it does 227 00:17:56.440 --> 00:18:00.640 turn me off. No dick chutt, well, no, you can't put 228 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:04.359 those on They'll they'll kick you off. Okay, on Grinder you can put 229 00:18:04.359 --> 00:18:08.240 a dick pic on Grinder? No, I think can you. I don't 230 00:18:08.279 --> 00:18:11.680 think you can put a naked dick pic on any appsite. Have you been 231 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:15.880 on Grinder, Laura, No, I haven't. That's not for me. 232 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:21.160 I don't think right, No, Like what what do street people use? 233 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:23.480 The Tinder? It's still Tinder. That's the one with the little Tinder. 234 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:26.960 I don't know, but I know Tinder is the one if you just want 235 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:30.880 to like have a hook up that night. That's kind of like that. 236 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:33.799 I don't know if that's that quick, but like Bumble and Hinge is what 237 00:18:33.839 --> 00:18:38.720 I'm thinking about. That's like those are true dating websites and e Harmony is 238 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:44.160 way too old, too much for me. It's old because grinder, you 239 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:48.400 can have somebody at your house in ten minutes. I don't want that. 240 00:18:49.119 --> 00:18:55.119 I don't think. I don't think I have that quite. We gotta numbers, 241 00:18:56.279 --> 00:18:59.160 doctor Virginie. I want to see if you agree with these, and 242 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:03.079 do you know not include these in your bios? You go ahead and the 243 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:11.160 following phrases or words. I love adventure, that's not true. I'm spontaneous, 244 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:17.079 which means they're not. I'm a bit shy, a little bit of 245 00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:22.000 an introvert. They're the first ones to show you a dick. I'm curvy, 246 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:30.519 which means big bone. I'm good wife material. Who would write that? 247 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:33.359 I don't think that's awful. That doesn't wouldn't turn you off. If 248 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:37.440 you're a single guy looking to go out on a date, Yeah, well 249 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.200 I would want to know if I was. Yeah, my first question is 250 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:45.559 do you have kids already? Well? Uh, we're not. We're not 251 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:49.640 there yet. Okay, penis size mentions don't don't you know? Come on? 252 00:19:51.880 --> 00:19:56.240 Looking for my partner in crime. I have read that so many times 253 00:19:56.279 --> 00:19:59.559 in bios. I'm like cringey, it's so cringey. Yeah, no, 254 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:03.440 partner in crime? Looking for my partner for my forever partner in crime. 255 00:20:06.400 --> 00:20:12.359 I'm spiritual. You would put that too. No, I'm world traveler and 256 00:20:12.519 --> 00:20:18.720 a foodie. I know those are well, neither of those are true Mexican 257 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:25.440 food. I'm open mind. If I put I'm open minded that that like 258 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:32.440 that sense like a right. I think that's probably something I shouldn't put. 259 00:20:33.799 --> 00:20:37.519 They say, don't put the two words. Just ask, like, if 260 00:20:37.559 --> 00:20:40.759 you have any questions, just ask. That's too passive for a good job 261 00:20:40.839 --> 00:20:45.480 interview. I know. This whole thing is I love to laugh God, 262 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:49.519 which means you're kind of obnoxious and you might have a really obnoxious laugh. 263 00:20:51.920 --> 00:20:59.480 Bad grammar, bad spelling, emojis, no emojis, a list of qualifications 264 00:20:59.640 --> 00:21:04.119 you us meet. You must be six feet tall, dark hair, green 265 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:07.400 eyes, or I'm not considering you. I don't know. Don't be too 266 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:14.720 specific like that. These correct don't mention your ex No in your bio. 267 00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:18.039 I'm just saying, how would that come up? People say that in their 268 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:23.680 bio? Yeah, now here are the folk? Okay? Now, photos 269 00:21:25.000 --> 00:21:29.559 you guys, have you all been on dating websites? Have you seen dating 270 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:33.119 web have you no? Well, as a doctor or whatever, you are 271 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:38.160 a therapist, an advisor. You've never been on a dating app site? 272 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:44.680 No, no, you look at me. I have no problem getting Madden. 273 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:51.920 Have you back in my twenties? Like, I, what was back 274 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:56.279 there? Well? What was what was that? Years ago? Four years 275 00:21:56.519 --> 00:22:03.759 I went twenty. Yeah, it was grinder, Oh still grinder, it 276 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:06.839 was still it was still grinder back then. And then there was a horrible 277 00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:10.839 one. I think it's called Adam for Adam, and it was just nasty. 278 00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:17.920 Oh gosh, oh Jesus Christ. And then well, well I met 279 00:22:17.960 --> 00:22:23.519 my husband on the app called Hornet. Oh, and it's horrible, horrible, 280 00:22:25.000 --> 00:22:27.680 horn horn it. And I wasn't looking for love at that time, 281 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:33.200 and I don't think he was either. That's when it happens. And when 282 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:40.119 he messaged me, I was drunk in my apartment watching Spanish telenovelas and I 283 00:22:40.279 --> 00:22:44.400 saw his his photo popped up and I'm like, who is this hot man 284 00:22:45.079 --> 00:22:48.359 messaging me? And I said, oh, he lives in Palm Springs. 285 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:53.839 That's too far, But I got to keep this conversation going, and next 286 00:22:53.920 --> 00:22:59.440 thing I know, we like we went on a date and he he was 287 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:03.680 the one, and we've been together. This will be nine years whaw. 288 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:07.799 So he moved to Indiana with you? Or do you live? Is it 289 00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:11.519 a long distance thing? I moved. I moved in with him in Palm 290 00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:18.759 Springs and then we moved to Colorado and then now we're on our Indiana adventure. 291 00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:22.000 And I think he's just the most amazing person. So if I could 292 00:23:22.039 --> 00:23:26.880 find true love through these dating apps, I think you can too. Well, 293 00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:30.160 yeah, because it sure, it sure opens up a whole lot of 294 00:23:30.759 --> 00:23:33.680 opportunities. Because if you think about it, if you didn't have a dating 295 00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:37.559 app, where could you meet people at a bar, at at school? 296 00:23:37.680 --> 00:23:41.440 Maybe if you're still in school, at work? You know, I needed 297 00:23:41.519 --> 00:23:48.119 Doctor of Virginia. I need Doctor of virgin when I was in there's dating 298 00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:52.599 what matchmakers? I would pay to have somebody match you? Lord? But 299 00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:59.440 look now I'm speaking to you guys. Guys, do not post a picture 300 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:04.079 with your sunglasses on. We can't see what your face looks like. We 301 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:10.200 want to see your eyes, yes, the eyes. Please please pick one 302 00:24:10.279 --> 00:24:12.799 photo where you're at least smiling because we need to see teeth. Yes, 303 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:15.279 I got it. Yes, we want to make sure that you have all 304 00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:22.359 of them. And what are the and if you don't there's a sponsor right 305 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:26.200 back here who can help you. That's that's yes. And then the gym 306 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:30.640 selfie. But you know what, I have to give it to guys because 307 00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:36.000 guys don't really take a whole lot of pictures necessarily as many as women do, 308 00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:37.480 so you don't have a lot to choose from. So there are a 309 00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:41.160 lot of guys that post like selfies of them sitting on like a weight bench 310 00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:47.359 with the camera like like just working out. So many of those I've seen, 311 00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:49.680 and it's kind of like, I think it's okay for chicks to do 312 00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:55.279 that. Well, what about a bathroom selfie? I've seen plenty of those. 313 00:24:55.359 --> 00:25:03.359 Okay, all right, Now, here are some prompts that I should 314 00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:11.160 use to start a conversation, and I want you guys to this podcast. 315 00:25:11.359 --> 00:25:15.240 So this is after they read your bio and they say, oh, god, 316 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:18.359 Laurie, I need to message her right Well, no, they read 317 00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:21.279 my bio. They read the like and they go, oh, this girl 318 00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:23.680 sounds cute. Oh she looks like somebody I would want to date. Let's 319 00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:27.680 see what how she answers this question. There's like a couple of little questions 320 00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:33.240 and you answer. They're called prompts. And so they're like conversation starters apparently, 321 00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:37.319 So please answer these for me, because I don't know what to say. 322 00:25:37.440 --> 00:25:44.240 Okay, this year, I really want to get a date. That's 323 00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:51.720 why I'm on this app that's actually does that sound desperate? Oh my god? 324 00:25:52.240 --> 00:25:53.799 We'll put that on the don't list? Should it be? Because my 325 00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:59.039 tendency is to go funny? But it says don't be too funny? Don't 326 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:03.799 I get that? It is adequate? I think attempted? True, it's 327 00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:07.799 true, but is it too bland? What? Well? You don't want 328 00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:10.559 to say get laid because you don't want to put it all out there. 329 00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:12.640 You don't want to put your legs over your head before it's time. If 330 00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:15.640 you like, ten matches in five minutes. I really want to go to 331 00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:19.599 Vietnam? Can I put that? Wow? No, why isn't that interesting? 332 00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:25.559 Wait? What was the this year? I really want to I'm going 333 00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:33.160 to be a traffic at that date. It just seems but it's they'll ask 334 00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:34.319 me, why do you want to go to Vietnam? Why are you going? 335 00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:37.400 I've been there, it's amazing, blah blah blah, conversation starting. 336 00:26:37.559 --> 00:26:41.880 Why don't you Why don't you say I want to travel with my partner in 337 00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:48.839 crime. I'm never going to say it, I recently discovered that I have 338 00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:55.480 a third nipple. Anything like, what did I recently discover that would be 339 00:26:55.559 --> 00:27:03.960 clever and would get I'm stronger than I thought? Is that cringey? Yes? 340 00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:11.759 Yeah, I don't want to be too serious. Okay, maybe these 341 00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:15.880 aren't prompts that are good to like get like a witty. Maybe this year 342 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:19.559 you discovered that you want to travel more, you want to get out life's 343 00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:26.079 too short, that life's too short, that you hate being alone. No, 344 00:27:26.240 --> 00:27:29.599 I don't though for the purpose of me. The dating apps you do 345 00:27:30.839 --> 00:27:33.279 it said not to use negative language, and yeah, but that's that's an 346 00:27:33.319 --> 00:27:37.519 incentive for men tore Alright, how about this one. I'm the social engineer 347 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:45.599 of this bitch. I'm looking for that and not love and not a date 348 00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:48.559 and not a man. I want like, what's kind of witty? I 349 00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:59.759 want to be witty, fun and frivolity, promiscuity. A shower thought that 350 00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:06.119 I recently had was I need to shave my legs more. Yeah, yes, 351 00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:07.839 I ever shaved my legs in like a week. Jesus, Oh my, 352 00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:15.039 I don't have that much hair. I I don't do that anymore either, 353 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:22.359 because it's way too painful and razors enough that'll start a conversation. Okay, 354 00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:29.200 my typical Sunday couch and Netflix and chill. That might be that's true, 355 00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:33.359 Yes, it might be the best policy. Again, Yeah, be 356 00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:38.640 honest. Don't be too honest though, I know, like the best way 357 00:28:38.720 --> 00:28:47.720 to ask me out is by saying hello, sending a dick pic so I 358 00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:49.839 can send it to Eric, so you can make a friend. Where is 359 00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:52.559 Eric? By the way, where do you go? I don't know. 360 00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:56.039 Doctor Regin came in and probably the bathroom. I know. I bet he's 361 00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:59.640 in the bathroom, no doubt, no doubt. Are you going to bring 362 00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:00.960 her? Or are you just here to say hi? Do you have any 363 00:29:02.039 --> 00:29:04.559 like words of advice where you that I should sit? Because you can't fit 364 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:07.680 four of us on the cap I might need like Eric, Eric knows me 365 00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:12.079 like really well, I'll ask him. Why don't you go grab Eric? 366 00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:15.119 He'll run in here and then come right back after you do that. Okay, 367 00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:18.079 let me go get him, are you yeah, I'll go. I 368 00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:25.319 think he's eating in the kitchen. Okay. The best way to ask me 369 00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:30.799 out is by I'm gonna try and make this difficult. Let's go. What 370 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:33.759 does everybody says, let's go grab a cup of coffee? Se no, 371 00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:40.519 like no, nope, done off, swipe left, boring? I was 372 00:29:40.599 --> 00:29:42.440 eating? What do you need? What is the best way to ask me 373 00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:49.920 out? Uh? Like creatively? You want to go out? Yeah, 374 00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:55.319 don't set the bar too high for asking you out? So what what are 375 00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:59.000 we on? What app? Are we on? We're on any app that 376 00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:02.359 any app any day? Are we on the one that you're on them? 377 00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:06.480 Where you start a conversation with the guy? Why are you talking so low? 378 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:10.960 And why why are you he's been talking low all night? Like the 379 00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:14.680 first opening the podcast, You're like, this is my co host? He's 380 00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:18.480 like, hello, have you been smoking cigarettes late? What's up with the 381 00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:23.759 low voice? He was talking very straight tonight. What okay? You know? 382 00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:26.200 Me like, what would I enjoy? What would make me like? 383 00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:30.559 Oh okay, I totally want to go up with this guy? He asked 384 00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:34.680 me out by doing this being funny? Yeah, I guess so, all 385 00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:44.000 right? Funny My best travel story? Oh my my Tijuana's strip club tour. 386 00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:47.680 Oh that that's good. Okay, okay, okay, okay, can 387 00:30:47.759 --> 00:30:51.799 I finish my food. Yeah, we want a doctor of vagina virgene back. 388 00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:56.359 Yes, tell her also that to give us some like good bits of 389 00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:02.119 dating advice. Okay, I'll tell her. Okay, Okay. One thing 390 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:10.079 I'll never do again this hook up on the first date. No, don't 391 00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:15.440 say that. No, I don't say that, because that's not totally out 392 00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.480 of the question. Hook up. What do you mean by hook up? 393 00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.920 Like hook up in my In my world, hookup means to kiss. What. 394 00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:26.279 No, hookup doesn't mean the full shed? No, it does not. 395 00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:29.640 In mine. In the gay world, it does. Yeah, I 396 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:34.119 don't think there's any other definition for hookup besides sex. When I say, 397 00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:40.319 uh, I hooked up on the first date, what do you assume that 398 00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:45.960 I did full bald, deep penetration. We made a connection, We just 399 00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:51.559 kissed. That's that's my That's definitely okay. I know, Okay, good. 400 00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:53.680 Ye have so much to teach you. I don't think you're the only 401 00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:59.200 person that thinks that I've heard that before. You should not go out with 402 00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:08.240 me. If you have standards, If my rash hasn't cleared up, leo, 403 00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:14.960 if you smoke, Oh that's one leo. Oh, here's the thing. 404 00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:19.039 Seventeen years ago. When I stopped drinking, I also stop smoking, 405 00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:22.000 and I still like the smell of cigarette smoke. Isn't that horrific and awful? 406 00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:28.240 But it's true, it's weird. No, I wouldn't mind. Really, 407 00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:30.240 Yeah, I know it's sick. It's sick. I don't want to 408 00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:34.680 smoke again. I don't have that urge, but I still like the smoke. 409 00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.000 Well, you want to the inside of their mouth. That's why you 410 00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:43.720 loved Oh why Oh, it's just nothing but smoke in one area they have 411 00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:50.440 like a god. Okay, something that's non negotiable for me is cheating. 412 00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:55.279 You're right, But should I go? Should I go that deep? That 413 00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:59.880 quick? Yeah? Laid down, laid down the wall. That's what me 414 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:04.400 When me and my husband when he was we were just dating at the time. 415 00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:08.440 When we first started dating. One of the first things we said we 416 00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:13.319 said, and if you cheat on me, you are out. Like he 417 00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:15.200 said it to me. I said it to him because we had dealt with 418 00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:20.640 so many cheaters in our past. Zero tolerance, Zero tolerance. Lay it 419 00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:23.400 out like then and there. If you want to have a honey on the 420 00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:27.039 side, don't be in a relationship. I don't I don't know if I 421 00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:30.319 put that on your app, though, I would say it's just a little 422 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:34.880 off putting. I agree, that's more like a first edate thing. Yeah, 423 00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:36.799 I don't know if you need to announce that on your app. Drugs 424 00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:40.920 well, okay, I'll think about that one, all right, more of 425 00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:45.480 a quality don't want to see in someone besides like entitlement. Okay, I 426 00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:57.400 bet you can't, wife, I bet you can't dot dot dot. Oh, 427 00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:02.359 I know, tie cherry stem and not just going to say that is 428 00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:07.000 that a trick? Or is that real? Do people? Can people really 429 00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:09.199 truly do that? Because you know how gullible I am? Or is this 430 00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:14.440 the magic trick? It's real? You can do that? Oh? Yes? 431 00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:17.400 Do you know if your friend Eric can do it? I don't know, 432 00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:22.719 because that's talent and that impresses me. Can you do it? No? 433 00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:25.199 God? No, have you seen it done? Not in real life. 434 00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:29.320 I've seen it on the internet. It's pretty I've seen cool. Yeah, 435 00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:32.360 it's pretty crazy. I wish I could do that whistle, and I 436 00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:37.239 wish I could tie a cherry stem with my tongue because the guys would be 437 00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:44.000 like, what, Yeah, man can tie a cherry stem with the exactly 438 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:51.840 your your clipress will be very happy. We're talking about my pleasures. My 439 00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:59.039 simple pleasures are door dash might, thank you, yes, lately, Yes, 440 00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:07.559 a lot lately? Yes, ross No, don't don't put that. 441 00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:17.239 I can put like d fiance. No. I realized the day the only 442 00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:22.480 exercise that my legs get besides walking up and down halls is when I go 443 00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:27.360 to the bathroom in a public restroom because I hover over the seat. I 444 00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:30.440 never sit on the seat, even if there's a seat cover, and my 445 00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:34.840 thighs burn. I'm like, this is the only exercise I'm kidding from my 446 00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:39.960 thighs is hovering over a toilet seats. So sad, so sad. All 447 00:35:40.039 --> 00:35:44.840 right, this is important and think about this. Be honest. The key 448 00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:52.639 to my heart is food, but that's not true. Mm hmmm, I'm 449 00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:58.159 not that much of a foody per se. What's the key to my heart? 450 00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:02.280 Or laughter? Yeah? I like that? Is that too cheesy? 451 00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:07.480 Is that cringey? What about compliments? Because I always say, oh, 452 00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:13.440 Laurie, you look twenty six, and it's even though it's true, your 453 00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:16.719 face lights up. So I think the key to your heart is just honest 454 00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:22.760 compliments. Is that? I like that, But does that sound stack up? 455 00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:29.239 Honesty? Honesty, honesty. Okay, okay, we got it all 456 00:36:29.320 --> 00:36:31.679 right, there's only a few more. One thing I'd like to know about 457 00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:38.440 you is what do I want to know about my potential date? That he's 458 00:36:38.519 --> 00:36:45.559 not married, That you're really truly single? Yes, yeah, and that 459 00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:53.199 there's no rap sheet, no STDs maybe oh yeah. My most controversial opinion 460 00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:58.920 is you don't have any Yes. I do about a lot of things. 461 00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:07.679 Name one, Oh, I have one. Strawberries are gross. That's pretty 462 00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:13.199 controversial. But oh it's highly contentary slightly and kind of light and a little 463 00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:15.559 bit humorous or not. I don't think it can be controversial because it's too 464 00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:20.519 light. No one goes that and goes, oh my goodness. Well, 465 00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:23.559 I'm not going to say, like something, what about is the food group? 466 00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:30.039 But is a part of a food food? Not my food group? 467 00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:38.039 I love to one more. Uh, let's see, I'm weirdly attracted to 468 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:45.559 big big man. I'm not supposed to say anything about it's pretty normal, 469 00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:57.679 large large things. Large things. You will get the wheelers coming in for 470 00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:05.519 you, really really big things, because I know actually it'll suddenly filter out 471 00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:07.960 the men who know that that does open to so many possibilities. Oh my 472 00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:10.400 god. Okay, but it's humorous and that's what you want. I think 473 00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:15.320 it's good. Yeah, but then again, do I seem promiscuous that way? 474 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:20.039 Not necessarily? Okay, now let's just do this real quick before we 475 00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:23.239 get to the double D. What is my opening line of my bio? 476 00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:25.960 I have plenty of pictures. I know what to post as far as that 477 00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:30.239 goes. What is my opening line on my bio? What will? What 478 00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:37.320 would hook you? I was on the radio. My opinions are open, 479 00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:42.760 but not my legs. That would not That would be a swipe left. 480 00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:50.519 If that's a I used to be famous? That no negativity. Okay, 481 00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:54.320 that's not negative to me. It's negative to me what I used to be. 482 00:38:54.440 --> 00:39:00.960 But you are famous from Grace see you well, how I know? 483 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:04.840 See this is how I'm treated. I could be a mother. Thank you, 484 00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:07.800 Leo. What about you, doctor Vigeanna? You starstruck now you're pretty 485 00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:13.760 amazing. You look like someone's super famous. You're like a cross between Yoko 486 00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:23.719 Ono and like Bruce Chendler, the lady from The Incredible. I will opening, 487 00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:28.840 I will not start. I will not continue until I get an opening 488 00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:36.039 sentence boom go what hey boys, it's me again. My boobs are bigger 489 00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:43.760 than my personality. I want you guys to be serious and not I may 490 00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:46.320 look fake, but I'm one hundred percent real. But that is a lie. 491 00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:50.320 What is it that the elvirus said in that movie? She says, 492 00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:52.800 I want to be remembered for being more than a great set of boobs. 493 00:39:53.079 --> 00:40:00.639 I'm also a great pair of legs. Um No, I don't want to 494 00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:07.039 get like sexual yet. Thanks for stopping by. No, hey, hey, 495 00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:15.000 brainstorm business. I really don't want to have to write this bio, 496 00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:22.159 but I'm gonna because I really want to meet you. Oh god, this 497 00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:25.679 bio is something that I really I'm struggling with. But guess what here it 498 00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:30.679 goes? Would you be interested in that? I would swipe. If I 499 00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:34.039 read that, I would do all right, let's do your dog. I 500 00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:38.079 would ask to have you banned from I've been banned from too many things lately, 501 00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:42.239 so let's please. No, let's not go. We're not using that 502 00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:45.800 word go, doctor Regeen. Thank you so much for being in here for 503 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:50.480 this segment. I just have one word of advice for your letter. Can 504 00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:55.840 oh good? Please? What just don't spread it out too quickly. You 505 00:40:55.920 --> 00:41:00.000 want to save the cherry for a man that you like, that appreciates you, 506 00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:05.559 So don't go throwing that vagina out. I don't plan on the first 507 00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:10.920 date. Don't hop on any little pogo stick that shakes your way these days, 508 00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:15.400 this era twenty twenty four. How many dates in is it appropriate? 509 00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:22.639 Four? Four dates? And then the legs are open, then we're open 510 00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:25.719 for business, or you know, just do when you're ready. Three dates? 511 00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:29.960 What if that's two dates, then do it. I don't recommend it, 512 00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:31.480 but then that's when you're ready. Just not on the first day. 513 00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:37.360 Not the first date though, No, not the first I'll probably end up 514 00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:39.480 doing it on the first day, I know, but like, wait, 515 00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:43.360 what does that mean? No? Can I get into things like really? 516 00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:46.039 I really get into things like hey, that that's your bio. I get 517 00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:52.679 into things like your pants. Now, let's see this all sounds to you 518 00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:58.280 suggestive. You know what this is fruitless? Is why don't you just say, 519 00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:01.039 as your tagline, let's do it. No, that's not what I 520 00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:07.159 wanted to just put bend me over something. I'll just you guys think about 521 00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:09.480 it. Well, will you please go? Thank you? Doctor? Regien. 522 00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:15.079 We bring here boys. I'm like a seven eleven open twenty for seven 523 00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:20.719 oh day and nine. You're first date, type of open leg type of 524 00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:23.840 woman. No, that's your tagline. Oh, talking about yourself. Eric 525 00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:30.559 just ribed seven to eleven with seven did I? Oh you mean doctor Regene, 526 00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:35.960 mister Vagina over there? Just yes, doctor Regiene. Thank you for 527 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:39.239 coming by. Oh yeah, anytime a kid and then Eric. If Eric 528 00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:42.360 would come back in, that would be great. See it as a segment 529 00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:45.079 called the Double Sure he's done eating by now, okay, trying to bring 530 00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:50.159 me some food from the kitchen. Tell him to bring me some food from 531 00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:54.400 the ki What would you like? Producer Brian all right, I go up 532 00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:59.199 on the spot during I'll go get him. Okay, go get him now. 533 00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:04.039 Yes, now to meet It was nice to meet you too. Thank 534 00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:07.320 you for stopping by. Doctor. The funny thing is, you know how 535 00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:12.440 many different wigs I've seen him in over the years. I don't know the 536 00:43:12.559 --> 00:43:14.880 answer to that. I've never actually seen them in his house. I don't 537 00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:17.480 know where he keeps them or where he gets them. I know he's received 538 00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:22.480 two from me, but that one. Eric, how your food? It 539 00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:24.880 was delicious? It's been right there the entire time. What it's been right 540 00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:29.239 there the entire time? My food, I was looking for it in the 541 00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:35.679 kitchen. Yeah, why we do the double D? Yes, I want 542 00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:39.719 someone to write my opening tagline. We'll be listening. Oh, I'd love 543 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:42.599 to write it for you. No, I want you to do the double 544 00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:46.280 D. I'm excited to hear what's going on? Yes? Double D is 545 00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:52.559 our daily dirt, our show business, the gossip of the celebrities. What 546 00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:57.519 is up? I was the music? Yes, Oh, it's because I 547 00:43:57.559 --> 00:44:04.280 don't have my headphones on. Jeez, there we go. Goodness, Okay, 548 00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:07.760 all right, I don't even know where to start. Oh my god, 549 00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:13.400 that's gonna be good. Taylor Swift's new album Dropped. Love the new 550 00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:17.360 song love that she did it with postmod I love that song and I love 551 00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:22.119 the video. I'm so happy you're becoming like a full fledged Swiftie. I 552 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:28.440 really do like her yay, and I love the fact. Did she let 553 00:44:28.519 --> 00:44:34.119 Kim Kardashian have it? Wait? Wait, wait what happened? Yes? 554 00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:39.119 So she has a song on the album and it's called thank You Amy, 555 00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:44.320 and it's th h A and and then the k is capitalized and then the 556 00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:49.280 U is small, then the A, the I, and the M are 557 00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:53.599 capitalized ee, so it spells Kim. So it's all about the Kanye. 558 00:44:54.400 --> 00:45:01.239 And then remember Kim Kardashian allegedly had the phone ca conversation and she edited the 559 00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:07.719 parts out that Kanye didn't want anybody to hear. So it was all about 560 00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:12.440 using Taylor Swift in one of his songs and she said no, but he 561 00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:20.840 did it anyway, okay. And so the allegedly Kim had the phone conversation 562 00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:23.400 edited to make it look like Kanye was telling the truth, but he wasn't. 563 00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:34.559 So Kim Kardashian lost one hundred thousand social followers due to the Taylor Swift 564 00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:43.239 feud. Those Swifties are no joke. Heads are no joke. And that's 565 00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:50.559 right. And then you know what's her name, Demi Levado. They're the 566 00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:55.360 Levotics and they'll they'll cut a bitch too. Demi Leva would cut a bitch. 567 00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:59.599 She's insane. Oh man, those Levotics, they will come for you. 568 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.599 I think a little period, and I think she's going through I think 569 00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:12.239 so. Yeah. Ninety day fiance Liz slams weakling big Ed for calling off 570 00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:16.519 the wedding. Why what do you watch ninety Day Fiance? I haven't seen 571 00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:20.519 it. When when you sent me a text about have you seen ninety Day 572 00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:23.320 Fiance? I had it, but I remember seeing the guy who is like 573 00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:27.480 he has like no no. I saw him at the UPS store down the 574 00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:30.320 street one day and I took a selfie with Oh, this is so embarrassing, 575 00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:34.199 and he I went, I'm like, hey, hey, Ed, 576 00:46:34.360 --> 00:46:37.159 I do a podcast Calledora came after dark. He was like running to his 577 00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:38.159 cay. I go, do you think what you get a selfie? And 578 00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:44.360 would you? And he's like okay, and so he took a selfie real 579 00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:45.480 quick, and then he got in his car real fast. I'm sure he's 580 00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:50.000 approached by a lot of people and it's probably really irritating because he's very noticeable. 581 00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:53.880 But why she with him? I'm glad that's over. I don't want 582 00:46:53.920 --> 00:46:58.119 to see him anymore. Please don't do any more spin offs with Big Ed. 583 00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:00.920 He's not a good person. Yeah, okay, star has fallen. 584 00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:07.000 Yes, well, the second weekend of Coachella, Kid Coody broke Cuddy oh 585 00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:12.840 day and now yeah, I don't even know who he is. He broke 586 00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:17.559 his foot jumping off the stage and fines were issued due to Lana del Rey 587 00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:22.480 being late. So now they call her Lana del rel Dell late. So 588 00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:25.679 Coachella issued fines for her being How late was she? I think she was 589 00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:30.199 an hour late? Oh so there are they doing that now? Or is 590 00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.000 that just a Coachella that's aella? Oh my gosh. Okay. Nicki Minaj 591 00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:39.119 was almost hit by an object during a concert. She's one of the in 592 00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:45.280 line. She threw it back into the crowd. She was not having it. 593 00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:47.639 I gotta tell you a story. That's that's a thing now as people 594 00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:52.360 hurling stuff. Well, that's why you can't bring a person anymore. That's 595 00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:54.880 not it has to be the size of your hand or clear because they don't 596 00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:59.000 want you obviously. And then like all the things you buy at a concert 597 00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:04.480 or in plastic cups or whatever. Okay, when the pod Rays went to 598 00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:08.000 the nineteen ninety four World Series, I was on the radio and we were 599 00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:13.360 doing this big event at Jack Murphy Stadium back when it was Jack Murphy Stadium, 600 00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:16.119 and I was on a stage and we had prizes to give away and 601 00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:22.599 there was like a huge crowd, so I threw We had with these special 602 00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:29.639 signed baseballs oh no, I don't know if I should admit this has the 603 00:48:29.719 --> 00:48:32.480 time passed, it's nineteen ninety four statue limitations. Yeah, go for it 604 00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:37.400 anyway. I threw it too far up in the air because I wanted to 605 00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:42.960 get to like obviously someone who had their hands up. It hit some check 606 00:48:43.039 --> 00:48:47.159 on the nose and broke her nose. Is your emergency? I got her, 607 00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:51.960 I got the killer. I got a big trouble. I bet oh. 608 00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:55.159 I didn't mean to do that. I felt so bad, But like 609 00:48:55.800 --> 00:49:01.119 that could really hurt somebody. Don't throw a balls or anything at anybody on 610 00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:05.559 stage. There are balls at anybody's I know. I didn't do it on 611 00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:07.679 her face. At least it was before the time where like it could been 612 00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:12.119 filmed. You would have been viral. And my god, this podcast. 613 00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:15.360 Let's redo it. Let's redo it. No, let's not break Eric's Oh 614 00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:17.480 my god, I could say, Laura, throw me my water bottle, 615 00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:21.039 and you could break his nose. Yeah. No, I don't want you 616 00:49:21.079 --> 00:49:22.400 to break my I have a little tiny you have a perfect nose. Don't 617 00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:25.159 do anything for your nose. You can break my nose. My noses already 618 00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:31.480 jacked up. Beyonce claims that her luscious locks are all her own, and 619 00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:37.639 she throws shade on her haters. So are mine? Please, Beyonce, 620 00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:43.119 you care because those go down past her butt? Just admit it. I 621 00:49:43.159 --> 00:49:45.960 mean, what's the What's so I have taping extensions? Like, what's the 622 00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:49.519 problem? What is she gained by lying about it? I know, I 623 00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:51.400 don't know. That's what I'm wondering. If she's telling the truth. The 624 00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:55.719 whole thing is so bizarre. There is the possibility, I guess, but 625 00:49:55.800 --> 00:50:00.760 it just doesn't seem I don't know, very real, realistic to me. 626 00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:06.800 Delta Birke remember her from Designing Women. Yes, she tried crystal meth to 627 00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:14.719 lose weight age. She didn't eat for five days. Wait recently? Wait 628 00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:21.639 she did that seventeen years ago? Maybe? Yes? Was this recently or 629 00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:23.199 is this like a memoir that she's right? Yeah, she just said that 630 00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:28.840 she had I'm thinking that at this age, No, you wouldn't just start 631 00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:32.960 or try crystal meth. No, in your sixties, however old she is 632 00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:37.480 in her sixties? Yeah, no, anyway, Okay, wow, yeah, 633 00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:42.639 that is Yeah. Any Debbie Gibson news that you'd like to throw in 634 00:50:42.760 --> 00:50:45.760 any show busin news that what is the last TV show you watched. I 635 00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:50.519 want to know the last TV show I watched that we should be watching. 636 00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:55.480 It's it's an older show, but it's orange. Is the New Black that 637 00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:59.760 I can watch that show from start to finish? Yeah? Over, I 638 00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:02.880 watched it about once a year. It's one of my favorite shows. Have 639 00:51:02.960 --> 00:51:07.000 you ever seen Wentworth? No? Have you? No? Do I need 640 00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:10.719 to Brian? Have you seen Wentworth? No? Oh my god. It's 641 00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:15.519 about women in prison, but it's more serious and it's filmed I think in 642 00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:21.800 Australia. No, it's a scripted show. But holy cow, it's good. 643 00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:23.960 Watch it. Trust me. It's not funny. There's no real funny 644 00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:27.760 parts in it, like or just A New Black has some kind of funny. 645 00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:30.199 Yeah, this is serious and it's good. Wentworth? All right, 646 00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:34.360 I'm gonna write that down. Anything you watched over the weekend that we need 647 00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:44.360 to see? No, did you do anything fun? I watched the finale 648 00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:47.159 of RuPaul's Drag Race. Oh did the right person win? Yeah? Yeah? 649 00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:52.639 She was great? Yeah? All right, I spoil it in case 650 00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:54.840 anybody hasn't watched it. But it's good. Do you want to get Oh? 651 00:51:54.920 --> 00:51:59.360 Are you watching The New American horror story delicate. No, I don't 652 00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:02.119 even know where I left off, because they think there have been some that 653 00:52:02.199 --> 00:52:07.440 I've missed along the way they get. I think Kim Kardashian begin that kind 654 00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:09.679 of ruins that, because she's the least scary thing I can think of. 655 00:52:10.079 --> 00:52:15.400 Yeah it's one. Yeah it's bizarre, but it's strangely watchable. I'm into 656 00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:19.880 that. What's it called again? Delicate? Okay? And is it? 657 00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:23.119 What does it stream on Hulu? Oh gosh, that's the one I own. 658 00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:29.280 I don't have a table, good grief. I have Netflix. It 659 00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:31.239 says, that's all. That's all I can. Grandpa still has cable. 660 00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:37.880 He gets all the channels, Rampot does watching. Grandpa has all the pay 661 00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:42.800 ones too. Grandpa spends a lot on. Grandpa spends a lot on keep 662 00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:46.239 it going until I move in. Yes, thank you, you're welcome. 663 00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:51.599 I appreciate it. All right, I've got the big, huge couch ready. 664 00:52:51.880 --> 00:52:55.480 Oh I love it all. Oh my god, Okay, coming up 665 00:52:55.559 --> 00:53:02.920 on Thursday's show, I have more acting auditions to show you, Oh my 666 00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:07.480 god. And I literally think I'm going to get one of these gigs, 667 00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:13.880 and I'll tell you which one, and I want you to be honest about 668 00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:16.679 him. Like, if you think I did good, tell me you did 669 00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:27.039 not. Oh, speaking of Brian and acting what I have a very impromptu 670 00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:32.199 it came today? What what present for you? Jesus Christ? Did this 671 00:53:32.320 --> 00:53:37.280 last time? I can't handle stress on my heart. I know you're that 672 00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:45.559 you're that fan now, I know, But he's my identity has been stolen. 673 00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:50.519 What about his anniversary present? I'm not giving that to him? There's 674 00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:57.480 another Yes, this came today for you. Okay, Brian, come up 675 00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:00.880 here or just put the camera to you. All right, here you go. 676 00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:05.559 Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. Could this 677 00:54:05.639 --> 00:54:07.920 have been touched by him? Look what I'm doing. That's oh geez. 678 00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:10.480 Anyway, I know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You don't mean to 679 00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:15.800 defile your Oh my gosh. He put the camera on because I've got to 680 00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:21.719 see this from the beginning. You've seen it obviously. Why are they just 681 00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:27.239 shipping you stuff now? It's just a constant rotation of stuff coming in. 682 00:54:27.719 --> 00:54:30.880 You know what. God only knows what he has said about you. He 683 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:35.840 may have made up some crazy story. I don't think I'm gonna make a 684 00:54:35.880 --> 00:54:43.800 wish kid or something. Oh my gosh, he's he's he will be here 685 00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:47.360 someday. Do you believe that Leo Keanu will walk in this door somebody? 686 00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:53.880 What? Oh? Wait h and it's signed? It is signed. Is 687 00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:59.039 it signed to you? Yeah? It is to Brian Calories. It's hard 688 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:01.360 to see you, but it is. This is my third item from Keanu 689 00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:07.159 Reeves. How did you get that fourth? Actually you won't even share the 690 00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:15.599 details. What is that from? That's John Wick? Okay? Are you 691 00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:20.079 going to go back to the same framing people so they can like touch that 692 00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:22.480 one too like they did. Oh my gosh, well this is not I 693 00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:24.480 don't have to get a custom frame for this. I'll just get a regular 694 00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:29.800 frame. I'm gonna have a wall just full of signed Keanu Reeves stuff like 695 00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:35.480 I if if this keeps something, I can make a business selling his Oh 696 00:55:35.559 --> 00:55:44.039 my god, why they love it? Surprise surprise, show the camera. 697 00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:50.920 Okay, I have an idea. Why don't you frame that, put it 698 00:55:51.239 --> 00:55:57.840 with your sweatshirt, wear your sweatshirt, put your other framed uh letter and 699 00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:01.960 lithograph around yourself with it, like take a picture and then I'll send it 700 00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:05.440 to him, like please, we would love to have you come in. 701 00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:07.360 This is even saying no, no, no, no, no, no, 702 00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:09.920 I'm not doing any more. Please. I have never done any but 703 00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:14.360 I'm not. You've done nothing I have. This is already more than I 704 00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:17.000 can possibly imagine. So no, I'm not doing anything. Wait till he 705 00:56:17.159 --> 00:56:22.920 sees his anniversary. Holy shit, dude, we're gonna get him here. 706 00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:29.639 I I love your confidence because if we don't feel I don't know what to 707 00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:37.360 do as it's great, right, it's too Brian. He just gets an 708 00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:38.960 email. He's like, you want something else for your friend, Sure, 709 00:56:39.000 --> 00:56:44.519 we'll send him. Keller's bored. One day, He's like, I'm gonna 710 00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:49.079 send some famil to that one kid from San Diego. I think he's just 711 00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:52.639 the coolest guy in the world and just maybe like he just appreciates the fact 712 00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:54.920 that you're a film student you want to be a director, and he really 713 00:56:55.360 --> 00:57:00.679 like appreciates that, and he's formed like a bond with you and he doesn't 714 00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:04.079 even know you. It's great. He's going to be here someday. Why 715 00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:07.079 God get you know we're gonna work on that. Can work on that together. 716 00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:12.159 Absolutely, you share your secrets with me? Oh my god. All 717 00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:14.960 right, anybody you want to give a shout out to you before we walk 718 00:57:15.039 --> 00:57:16.679 out. I want to give a shout out to Okay, not you, 719 00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:23.000 Leo. I want to give a shout out to my husband. He told 720 00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:27.719 me to have so much fun tonight and I am having a blast. Hi 721 00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:32.360 husband, it's his name is Rex. Rex. And all of my Diamond 722 00:57:32.440 --> 00:57:37.519 Deadhead fan the Diamond Debhead fan base, the fan club. They're just the 723 00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:45.159 coolest people ever. And hello Diamond debhead Heads. Yeah, I'm a Debhead. 724 00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:50.119 I love her. Yeah. And they're just the coolest, just fun, 725 00:57:50.320 --> 00:57:54.559 kindest people. And I just love that community. And to everybody who 726 00:57:54.639 --> 00:58:00.639 came out to my wine tasting yesterday, My friends and family really made it 727 00:58:00.719 --> 00:58:04.519 special. What was that for your birthday? Yeah? It turned forty? 728 00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:09.519 Oh my god? Oh my okay, you think twentythday? Thank you? 729 00:58:09.800 --> 00:58:15.400 I know you look you look like you're twenty. I literally I would have 730 00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:19.400 never guessed you were forty. Oh my god. I'm putting you all in 731 00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:24.360 my will. Okay. Wow, I'm like, I have so many questions, 732 00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:27.960 but I'm not going to ask me They'll probably be inappropriate. I don't 733 00:58:27.960 --> 00:58:30.320 want to offend you. No, say it. This is Laura Kane after 734 00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:35.079 Dark. Is that your real hair? Color. No, okay, but 735 00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:37.440 keep doing it because you look great. No, and and thank you. 736 00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:42.880 In fact, my hair is all great, Like if I didn't color it, 737 00:58:43.119 --> 00:58:46.719 it is gray really white, so I have to color it. Some 738 00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:52.000 guys go great way early I did. I started at twenty six. Oh 739 00:58:52.079 --> 00:58:57.119 wow, Yeah, I've been I've been coloring it for for many years. 740 00:58:57.280 --> 00:58:59.760 Keep doing it. It looks great and you look great. Thank you. 741 00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:02.159 You were great on the show. Thank you. I was really nervous. 742 00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:07.079 It was my first time. But but Laura says that all the time. 743 00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:15.519 But time, that's what we should say. I'm really nervous. It's my 744 00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:19.840 first time. I don't normally do this. You're gonna get predators if you 745 00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:22.960 put that. That is something that everybody. I don't normally do this. 746 00:59:23.199 --> 00:59:28.800 This is the first time. No, that's code for I'm a Oh my 747 00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:31.360 god. We'll figure it out, but I'm gonna need your help anyway. 748 00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:37.000 Yeah, coming up Thursday, more bad acting auditions. Oh I cannot wait 749 00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:42.480 for this. That a dead serious and I really gave them my hall and 750 00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:45.360 then we have more coming up on Thursday. Thank you so much Leo for 751 00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:50.800 being here, and you know our lockout right. Here we go here we 752 00:59:50.880 --> 00:59:53.960 go. I'll say it first, then it's eric'stern, then you do it, 753 00:59:54.320 --> 00:59:59.119 and the show ends. Yes, Okay, I see I never made 754 00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:02.280 it through like the end of the show because you guys are three hours behind. 755 01:00:02.440 --> 01:00:08.239 So in Indiana the show starts at ten and and I'm Grandma's so like, 756 01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:12.920 I'm just like, I gotta sign I'm gran And then I start yawning 757 01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.199 in the second episode crazy, and then I go to and then I'm like, 758 01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:17.599 oh god, I'm sleepy, and I never get through the full hour, 759 01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:22.000 even though even though I really really want to. Okay, this will 760 01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:24.360 be a great surprise. Just just repeat this phrase when it's your turn. 761 01:00:24.559 --> 01:00:28.960 Okay, thank you guys, not this part. Thank you guys so much 762 01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:34.039 for watching and for listening, and we love you so much and love your 763 01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:39.880 podcast. Leo, thank you for coming. La. He gets a past 764 01:00:39.920 --> 01:00:52.400 today, why because I have unlimited supply merchandise coming. He's supposed to just 765 01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:53.840 say love your podcast, and we're supposed to walk out, but he always 766 01:00:53.880 --> 01:00:59.119 stretches it out and it drives me insane. I love you, Yeah, 767 01:00:59.119 --> 01:01:02.719 I love you too, love your podcast. Thank you. And before I 768 01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:07.639 say love your podcast, I'm gonna say Laura Kane. You are a beautiful 769 01:01:07.719 --> 01:01:14.320 creature, fragile, delicate, and exquisite, the fairest flower in God's garden. 770 01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:21.199 Love your podcast. Wow, that's my new ring tone. I'm gonna 771 01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:25.079 take that off the podcast. That's way better than I thought. I was 772 01:01:25.159 --> 01:01:30.079 hot, ship but I'm cold diarrhea. Wow, anybody's ever said to me? 773 01:01:30.159 --> 01:01:32.559 Thank you so much, Leo. Wow, Oh my god. I 774 01:01:32.639 --> 01:01:37.719 love you, my sweet babies. Bye. Thank you so much for watching. 775 01:01:37.280 --> 01:01:38.239 Oh my god.