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Martha Stewart, you had one job. Well what happened? What you want?

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One job? What? And with
Snoop Dogg with her? I don't

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know. I didn't see him,
but he might have been waiting with that

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screw up that she did. If
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understand, right. Wait, so
her job is to say, riders up

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for the derby. They have one
person like Teddy Bridgewater did it a cop

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years ago and it says the City
of Louisville and the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

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She goes City of Louisville and the
Commonwealth of Connecticut, Kene, Kentucky.

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Ju Helien years old. Helien.
I gave some chronic Helien. She looked

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a little stoned. Well, she
is eighty three. Sometimes when churchill os

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big a decision, you're like,
well they're doing what and it works out?

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This one was not a smart Why
no no? And her husband Cactus

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Moser knocked it out of the park. Martha Stewart, I missed. I

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didn't see any of it, but
I heard Chunky Judd did a hell of

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the job. She did. I
missed it because they did it two hours

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before the damn race. As a
dodge, Chunky Mama and crazy. And

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the other one is why no one
is talking about the fierceness. At least

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you knew that Dwight fierceness was the
favorite. I did not. Okay,

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so fierceness by far was the favorite. It was the Michael Jordan Lebron James

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of horse this week. They said
he's a Ferrari. It's not a matter

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if he's gonna win, He's gonna
win. By He came in fifteenth?

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Did he really get the favorite?
Came in fifte fifteenth? Yeah? Wow,

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the one that went out of the
gate at five to two odds finished

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fifteenth. Did Checky Green run again? Yes, he came in sixteen.

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I bet all of my money.
I bet twenty dollars across the board on

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word salad. Oh, that's a
good Hordes word salady. I don't know

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how they finished. Due. Let's
go before we start Derby, Let's go

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to Friday night. I want to
thank everybody that came out to the Barnstables

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Browns Party. Fabulous time out there, Kim In and Bob Ramsey and Eric

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Horton and all the musicians. Why
are you acting like the first person you

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were there. I was there.
I was there. No, I was

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there. I was there, and
I told my turtle joke. I told

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about turtle joke to Tom Brady and
got him laughing so hard he almost built

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his cappuccino on Beyonce's Mama. It
was a hell of a time. I

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want to thank the Barnstable Brown Twins
for having me out. It was a

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good time. They listened to the
show. By the way, I know,

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I know we were talking about that
on They were talking about how handsome

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I was on so seriously. Kimm
and all them were playing at the Barnstable

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Brown. They do it every year. It's like a different room or something

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because they have no no, no
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to perform, it's Bob Ramsey,
it's Kim absolutely, Eric Hornet, Chuck

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Deering is up there with him.
I mean, it's it's all local musicians.

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And oh, by the way,
Dougie Fresh was there this year.

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Is always there. I love Dougie
Fresh. It's Douggie. I gotta Tuggy

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f r E s h. That's
a big name with me. Man with

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you, you're fifty five years old. Keep rising to the top. I

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love the Barnstable Twins. They really
do. I think it's a fantastic party

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and I think in the end it'll
be the only party left. Or how

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long can these ladies go? Oh
they look Listen how much I was talking

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to him Friday nights and uh and
boy, the energy with those two guys.

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Wow, it's always kid Rock,
Aaron Rodger, Dougie Fresh, the

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same people. And then one of
the boy bands, I don't know which

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one, Joey in Sync he's there
too, and it's like we had a

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big time. We ate shrip,
we drank cocktails, we laughed like this.

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Did you keep your pinky finger out
when you drink? I'm not a

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Neanderthal. I don't think Tom Brady
was there. Yeah he was, but

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he said please, no pictures are
press because he has his roasted last night.

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He just said, he says,
oh and he got he dug into

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Jeff Lewis at that roast. Did
you see them got roasted last night?

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So we're going to try to find
some sound a little bit later. It

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it's gonna need to be when he
goes up to Jeff Jeff Jeff Ross at

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the podium and whispers in his ear, there's gonna need to be somebody bleep

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it. And then of course the
interview of the Career journal someone every year

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someone has to suggest we really need
to not play my old Kentucky home Mark

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Murphy. So Louisville Congressman Morgan McGarvey. Of course he's just talking to his

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base. I'm a congress so look
at me. I like the congress around

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and such. That's not how wow, thank you Morgan McGarvey. Hey,

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the other story nobody's talking about from
the Derby, that stiff ar Yeah,

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between number two and number three.
Yeah, the two and three horse were

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fighting down the stretch there, and
that's why to me, I don't know

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if I'm looking, even if I'm
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okay, well those two fighting and
let the third guy come in and and

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win it. I did, I
did. I did see the social media

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on that. So which out of
those two one the two or the three

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neither one of the other guy one. That's why. That's why the one

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I texted you after I left out
here and said, if you get a

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chance, go put money on Mystic
Dan because of what Jody Dimmling said.

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So I kept walking around the infield
going looking for guy a mystic dan so

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on top of his head. Uk
Famos could never live in Japan. Wow,

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they couldn't because it's dishonorable to blame
the refs. It is okay,

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all right, So I have heard
in Japan, if you blame the ref

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you gotta take a sword, stick
it in your stomach. Oh I thought

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it was Caning. No, no, no, no, it's Harry Carey.

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You gotta commit Harry carry anytime you
blame a ref is the only honorable

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thing to do is to kill you. A little bit less actuality of that

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is it is dishonorable for them to
complain. So they didn't come plane.

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If those two, if if that
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Japanese rider, they would have If
that was American, they would have said,

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you're crazy. It'd have been an
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have called the end of that race
because they'd have called foul. They had

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to go, They would have to
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if that's accurate, because my trainer, Minami Jones is Japanese and she complains

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about me non stop. M So
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a difference between Japanese. Now we've
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We've ruined her. Now. There
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and the many complaints. No,
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sure she's Japanese. A positive now, Koreans. Ah, all right?

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Moving on from the Derby, we
will have at the bottom of the hour

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the Derby montage put together by Jim
Fan It's all of our best parts.

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Are some of the best parts of
our broadcast from Saturday, which was like

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about fifteen hours long. So long? Is it thirty five second? No,

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it's fifteen minutes. So wow,
it's a good, good little clip

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anything. I'm on the cutting editing
room floor. I know, I'm sure

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you got some of your stupid jokes
in that. I love. I'm about

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to say this. I love the
porta potty bingo. That was awesome.

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We played porta potty Roulette at every
last of a concert we go to.

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It's a good way to get drinks. I watched Unfrosted last night. Okay,

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I want to watch this soon as
than I meant to do it all

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weekend long. You know, some
things are so dumb. They're funny.

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So is it good? No?
It yes, if you just want to

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laugh at it is bad, Like
it's awful, campy bad, is what

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I'm saying. Is it sausage party
bad? But Jackie laughed out loud maybe

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forty times. This is okay if
you don't know what we're talking about.

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Unfrost who got released to Netflix on
Friday. It's a Jerry sein movie.

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Yes, isn't there like a who's
Who of comedy? Jim Gaffigan does a

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matter of comedy. It's everyone's in
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they come on screen, you're like, Oh, it's so, it's Christian

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Slater or then you're like, oh
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Hey what nothing, little person.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What happens

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if they're a Native American and little
person you're digitous? Yeah, I think

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so. But you're a non gender
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to the list I think I have. That's what makes us the station's number

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one journey Now they take shots.
Okay, they made Kennedy look like a

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goof John F. Kenny look like
a goof they made Walter Cronkite look like

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a drunk a hole. They made
everyone no one escapes this thing cool?

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So one. Okay, So here's
the premise of the movie, because just

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because I watched the trailer, Kellogg's
and Post are the two major cereal manufacturers

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in at war. Yes, and
one of them starts to get like some

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kind of on the shelf breakfast Okay, no, hang on charge or so

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the premise of the movie is actually
true. That's a race for the pop

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tart. Oh, so that was
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Yes, they were just playing,
but no one had ever is this

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nineteen sixty two, No one had
ever seen like the pop tart was like,

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this may be the greatest breakfast food
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that race to get that done.
So basically, the milk is played by

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the you know, they're the mafia, because if you get a pop tart,

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you don't need milk for cereal anymore. So they're not happy about it.

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Oh and then all of the mascots
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and pop, all them. They
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mascots for pop tarts. That's true. So this okay, I do got

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to say one thing, and what
Tracey Squirrel. You know how every there's

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like ten thousand bowls bowl games now
with football, Yes there's a pop Tart

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Bowl. Yes, okay, oh
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they had a guy in a pop
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and that is a gigantic pop tart
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eating. They had smoke coming out
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the bottom and and him coming out
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tart it is. It is super
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if you it's there's The jokes are
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so they're funny, I thought so. Jerry Seinfeld, Hugh Grant,

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Melissa McCarthy, Jim gaffid and Am
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Wow, Christian Slater, Dan Levy
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know, Joe John ham they play
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mad Men. They come in to
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many stars in this. It is
it it's so much fun. But yeah,

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comedians everywhere, and it's goofy and
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easy watch. Yeah, it was
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right, so watch that one.
And then I saw a story this morning

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about families taking a gap year.
I have no idea what a gap year

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is. Okay, so because you
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These days, kids will say,
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I'm taking a gap year. I'm
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to figure something out before I go
to college. Most think this is a

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great idea. A lot of parents
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you want to take a gap year. I don't pay for college or

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whatever. Great. So the families
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parents and the kids they have these, uh, these services that will set

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up an entire year for you to
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their school, and if you want
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But they take a gap year from
life, but you're still with your

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kids. What. Yeah, I
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dad separate from the kids for a
year, they go out they have adventures,

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they have fun, and then when
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even more because absence. Write this
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the top of my head? Okay, okay, absence makes the heart grow

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fonder. Yeah, we need to
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safe. It's pretty good, all
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Mama's jokes? Is the time?
Well, he looks that up. Did

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you the Courier Journal article about Louisville
losing population? No? Yeah, Uh,

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they're on moving outside the circle there, they're moving out to Bullet,

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they're moving to Oldham, moving away
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over since uh, since twenty twenty, they're down. I think since twenty

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Since twenty twenty, you say,
I wonder what could have happened behind it?

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Eleven contents? Maybe not? What
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twenty, I don't happened in sixty
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sixty eight, everybody moved to Saint
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of Louisville just so I wouldn't have
to pay j CPS. You don't live

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in Louisville. You live in Middletown. No, I pay both. I'm

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sorry, it's a it's a little
over eleven thousand people. I'm sorry,

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okay, but it's I was just
gonna say eleven percent would be the National

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Store. The other the other counties
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Henry County, here we go,
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we come. We're seeing Yeah,
basically, basically it's all of the counties.

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You hear when there's a snowfall,
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that's pretty much. Well yeah,
you know why he knows that in

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his head because he was waiting for
his county to be called. And that

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little fat Dwight frosted pop fudge fudge
pop tart by the way, listening for

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Jefferson County Public schools, Little fat
white, that was my best friend was

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fudge the pop tart. And the
worst was to hear Jefferson County Public Elementary

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schools delayed, scheduled. Just keep
us home? Oh, al, what

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do you got for? All?
Right? Here we go. It's a

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with somebody and find out how our
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news. RADYO eight forty whas so
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you saw on Facebook that were there
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track. Yeah, we have some
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tell too. But they showed up
this morning. Darn it, the rainy

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cold. I really wanted to stay
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Derby week, but we're barreling towards
the PGA Championship. So the city of

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Louisville that you know what they do. They clean up the house before the

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party. All the grass was cut, the flowers looked great. Homeless and

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drug addicts are pushed out of the
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they'll keep that all the way through
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That's golf, by the way,
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wait to see all the great PGA
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no Flippy Anderson. He's dead.
Ah she is. Joan Donager. How

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are you guys? Hello? How
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weekend. Yeah, he was a
long day broadcasting for the Derby. But

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we're already rare, raring to go
raring to go okay, okay, Well,

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I see that we rallied on okay, we rallied on Friday, and

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then again we're looking for alls we're
waiting for. Is that there's hope,

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there's hope that defence. It's like, is there possibility? Yes, the

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possibility for a quarter point drop is
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everybody wants to buy in. So
futures look pretty good, that's right,

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still continuing, they're looking pretty good
because there's no other data really this week

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that'll bring him down at least at
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and P futures are up twenty two, Nasdaq futures are up sixty three,

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Dow futures up one hundred and forty
eight points. This The Swiss Army knife

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is soon going to come without a
blade. There will be an option that

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you could buy a little pen knife
without the knife. Victoria Knox, which

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makes them, tells a Swiss newspaper
it's going to add tools for cyclists and

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other functions, but no blades because
of increasing regulation of knives that the company

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CEO blames on violence in the world. Laws in the UK and Asian countries

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allow knife carrying only for work or
outdoor activities, so this will be one

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of the options for sale. It's
galactically dumb, but go ahead. It's

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a Swiss army knife. It's been
around for like a hundred years. It's

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basically the first little tool bought for
every little boy in America. Come ah

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and noth But this is not going
to happen in the US. It'll be

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one of the top sale. This
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Asian gotcha, okay, wollow it
right. They're a lot more strict because

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they don't have mass shootings over there. They have mass stabbings. Is that

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right? Actually not not actually a
laughing matter. There's no incidents of that

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one fairly recently, but I can't
remember if it was in England or France.

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But they're very careful about what they
permit and they're absolutely yeah. But

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but you can't call the Swiss army
knife at that point. It's a Smiths

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Swiss army not that version a Swiss
army tool. Exactly. Yeah. I'm

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the you and I are the Swiss
Army Knife of Bloomberg, and iHeart absolutely

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we do everything. That's absolutely everything
that's right, all right, well,

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we'll talk to you soon, all
right. Bloomberg Money manute with Joan Donnagher

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