Martha Stewart, you had one job. Well what happened? What you want?
One job? What? And with Snoop Dogg with her? I don't
know. I didn't see him, but he might have been waiting with that
screw up that she did. If Snoop Dogg is with her, then I
understand, right. Wait, so her job is to say, riders up
for the derby. They have one person like Teddy Bridgewater did it a cop
years ago and it says the City of Louisville and the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
She goes City of Louisville and the Commonwealth of Connecticut, Kene, Kentucky.
Ju Helien years old. Helien. I gave some chronic Helien. She looked
a little stoned. Well, she is eighty three. Sometimes when churchill os
big a decision, you're like, well they're doing what and it works out?
This one was not a smart Why no no? And her husband Cactus
Moser knocked it out of the park. Martha Stewart, I missed. I
didn't see any of it, but I heard Chunky Judd did a hell of
the job. She did. I missed it because they did it two hours
before the damn race. As a dodge, Chunky Mama and crazy. And
the other one is why no one is talking about the fierceness. At least
you knew that Dwight fierceness was the favorite. I did not. Okay,
so fierceness by far was the favorite. It was the Michael Jordan Lebron James
of horse this week. They said he's a Ferrari. It's not a matter
if he's gonna win, He's gonna win. By He came in fifteenth?
Did he really get the favorite? Came in fifte fifteenth? Yeah? Wow,
the one that went out of the gate at five to two odds finished
fifteenth. Did Checky Green run again? Yes, he came in sixteen.
I bet all of my money. I bet twenty dollars across the board on
word salad. Oh, that's a good Hordes word salady. I don't know
how they finished. Due. Let's go before we start Derby, Let's go
to Friday night. I want to thank everybody that came out to the Barnstables
Browns Party. Fabulous time out there, Kim In and Bob Ramsey and Eric
Horton and all the musicians. Why are you acting like the first person you
were there. I was there. I was there. No, I was
there. I was there, and I told my turtle joke. I told
about turtle joke to Tom Brady and got him laughing so hard he almost built
his cappuccino on Beyonce's Mama. It was a hell of a time. I
want to thank the Barnstable Brown Twins for having me out. It was a
good time. They listened to the show. By the way, I know,
I know we were talking about that on They were talking about how handsome
I was on so seriously. Kimm and all them were playing at the Barnstable
Brown. They do it every year. It's like a different room or something
because they have no no, no no. When all the musicians come up
to perform, it's Bob Ramsey, it's Kim absolutely, Eric Hornet, Chuck
Deering is up there with him. I mean, it's it's all local musicians.
And oh, by the way, Dougie Fresh was there this year.
Is always there. I love Dougie Fresh. It's Douggie. I gotta Tuggy
f r E s h. That's a big name with me. Man with
you, you're fifty five years old. Keep rising to the top. I
love the Barnstable Twins. They really do. I think it's a fantastic party
and I think in the end it'll be the only party left. Or how
long can these ladies go? Oh they look Listen how much I was talking
to him Friday nights and uh and boy, the energy with those two guys.
Wow, it's always kid Rock, Aaron Rodger, Dougie Fresh, the
same people. And then one of the boy bands, I don't know which
one, Joey in Sync he's there too, and it's like we had a
big time. We ate shrip, we drank cocktails, we laughed like this.
Did you keep your pinky finger out when you drink? I'm not a
Neanderthal. I don't think Tom Brady was there. Yeah he was, but
he said please, no pictures are press because he has his roasted last night.
He just said, he says, oh and he got he dug into
Jeff Lewis at that roast. Did you see them got roasted last night?
So we're going to try to find some sound a little bit later. It
it's gonna need to be when he goes up to Jeff Jeff Jeff Ross at
the podium and whispers in his ear, there's gonna need to be somebody bleep
it. And then of course the interview of the Career journal someone every year
someone has to suggest we really need to not play my old Kentucky home Mark
Murphy. So Louisville Congressman Morgan McGarvey. Of course he's just talking to his
base. I'm a congress so look at me. I like the congress around
and such. That's not how wow, thank you Morgan McGarvey. Hey,
the other story nobody's talking about from the Derby, that stiff ar Yeah,
between number two and number three. Yeah, the two and three horse were
fighting down the stretch there, and that's why to me, I don't know
if I'm looking, even if I'm not a horse fan, I'm like,
okay, well those two fighting and let the third guy come in and and
win it. I did, I did. I did see the social media
on that. So which out of those two one the two or the three
neither one of the other guy one. That's why. That's why the one
I texted you after I left out here and said, if you get a
chance, go put money on Mystic Dan because of what Jody Dimmling said.
So I kept walking around the infield going looking for guy a mystic dan so
on top of his head. Uk Famos could never live in Japan. Wow,
they couldn't because it's dishonorable to blame the refs. It is okay,
all right, So I have heard in Japan, if you blame the ref
you gotta take a sword, stick it in your stomach. Oh I thought
it was Caning. No, no, no, no, it's Harry Carey.
You gotta commit Harry carry anytime you blame a ref is the only honorable
thing to do is to kill you. A little bit less actuality of that
is it is dishonorable for them to complain. So they didn't come plane.
If those two, if if that wasn't the Japanese owned horse, written by
Japanese rider, they would have If that was American, they would have said,
you're crazy. It'd have been an hour and a half before they would
have called the end of that race because they'd have called foul. They had
to go, They would have to go to the video. I don't know
if that's accurate, because my trainer, Minami Jones is Japanese and she complains
about me non stop. M So maybe she's just like, uh, there's
a difference between Japanese. Now we've americanized her. There's there's a that's it.
We've ruined her. Now. There is a difference between complaining about somebody
and the many complaints. No, no, no, she's complaining. You
sure she's Japanese. A positive now, Koreans. Ah, all right?
Moving on from the Derby, we will have at the bottom of the hour
the Derby montage put together by Jim Fan It's all of our best parts.
Are some of the best parts of our broadcast from Saturday, which was like
about fifteen hours long. So long? Is it thirty five second? No,
it's fifteen minutes. So wow, it's a good, good little clip
anything. I'm on the cutting editing room floor. I know, I'm sure
you got some of your stupid jokes in that. I love. I'm about
to say this. I love the porta potty bingo. That was awesome.
We played porta potty Roulette at every last of a concert we go to.
It's a good way to get drinks. I watched Unfrosted last night. Okay,
I want to watch this soon as than I meant to do it all
weekend long. You know, some things are so dumb. They're funny.
So is it good? No? It yes, if you just want to
laugh at it is bad, Like it's awful, campy bad, is what
I'm saying. Is it sausage party bad? But Jackie laughed out loud maybe
forty times. This is okay if you don't know what we're talking about.
Unfrost who got released to Netflix on Friday. It's a Jerry sein movie.
Yes, isn't there like a who's Who of comedy? Jim Gaffigan does a
matter of comedy. It's everyone's in it. Everybody does a cameo because when
they come on screen, you're like, Oh, it's so, it's Christian
Slater or then you're like, oh it's the Dinklage, the minch Peter,
Hey what nothing, little person. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What happens
if they're a Native American and little person you're digitous? Yeah, I think
so. But you're a non gender specific indigenous person. That's a good call
to the list I think I have. That's what makes us the station's number
one journey Now they take shots. Okay, they made Kennedy look like a
goof John F. Kenny look like a goof they made Walter Cronkite look like
a drunk a hole. They made everyone no one escapes this thing cool?
So one. Okay, So here's the premise of the movie, because just
because I watched the trailer, Kellogg's and Post are the two major cereal manufacturers
in at war. Yes, and one of them starts to get like some
kind of on the shelf breakfast Okay, no, hang on charge or so
the premise of the movie is actually true. That's a race for the pop
tart. Oh, so that was ill. So remember pop tarts came unfrosted.
Yes, they were just playing, but no one had ever is this
nineteen sixty two, No one had ever seen like the pop tart was like,
this may be the greatest breakfast food in the history of man. So
that race to get that done. So basically, the milk is played by
the you know, they're the mafia, because if you get a pop tart,
you don't need milk for cereal anymore. So they're not happy about it.
Oh and then all of the mascots for Tony the Tiger snap, crackle
and pop, all them. They storm the buildings because you're not gonna need
mascots for pop tarts. That's true. So this okay, I do got
to say one thing, and what Tracey Squirrel. You know how every there's
like ten thousand bowls bowl games now with football, Yes there's a pop Tart
Bowl. Yes, okay, oh that was And so the pop Tart Bowl,
they had a guy in a pop pop tart outfit get into a toaster
and that is a gigantic pop tart came out and all the team members started
eating. They had smoke coming out of the bottom in red lights out of
the bottom and and him coming out of in the pop tart in the part
tart it is. It is super goofy. It is if you want,
if you it's there's The jokes are so bad, like airplane bad. Right,
so they're funny, I thought so. Jerry Seinfeld, Hugh Grant,
Melissa McCarthy, Jim gaffid and Am ser Amy Schumer, Bill Burr plays Kennedy,
Wow, Christian Slater, Dan Levy trying to figure out people you would
know, Joe John ham they play John Hammond, the other guy play there
mad Men. They come in to do the advertising crew. So there's so
many stars in this. It is it it's so much fun. But yeah,
comedians everywhere, and it's goofy and it'll probably be most watched because it's
easy watch. Yeah, it was kind of like, it's funny, all
right, so watch that one. And then I saw a story this morning
about families taking a gap year. I have no idea what a gap year
is. Okay, so because you didn't go to college, So here's the
These days, kids will say, I'm not going to college after high school.
I'm taking a gap year. I'm gonna hitchhike across America. I'm going
to figure something out before I go to college. Most think this is a
great idea. A lot of parents that have several kids will say, absolutely,
you want to take a gap year. I don't pay for college or
whatever. Great. So the families are taking gap years to where the two
parents and the kids they have these, uh, these services that will set
up an entire year for you to travel. The kids can keep up with
their school, and if you want to work a little bit, you can.
But they take a gap year from life, but you're still with your
kids. What. Yeah, I thought you would say that the mom and
dad separate from the kids for a year, they go out they have adventures,
they have fun, and then when they come back they love their kids
even more because absence. Write this down, Rick, Is it just off
the top of my head? Okay, okay, absence makes the heart grow
fonder. Yeah, we need to put that on a plate. That's pretty
safe. It's pretty good, all right. Do you have a joke?
Mama's jokes? Is the time? Well, he looks that up. Did
you the Courier Journal article about Louisville losing population? No? Yeah, Uh,
they're on moving outside the circle there, they're moving out to Bullet,
they're moving to Oldham, moving away from Sure. I wonder what were proper
over since uh, since twenty twenty, they're down. I think since twenty
Since twenty twenty, you say, I wonder what could have happened behind it?
Eleven contents? Maybe not? What on earth could have happened in twenty
twenty, I don't happened in sixty eight when they had race riots. In
sixty eight, everybody moved to Saint Matthew. I would love to move out
of Louisville just so I wouldn't have to pay j CPS. You don't live
in Louisville. You live in Middletown. No, I pay both. I'm
sorry, it's a it's a little over eleven thousand people. I'm sorry,
okay, but it's I was just gonna say eleven percent would be the National
Store. The other the other counties are picking it all up. Yes,
Henry County, here we go, to Mouley County, Bullet County, here
we come. We're seeing Yeah, basically, basically it's all of the counties.
You hear when there's a snowfall, Bullet meat Spencer, Harden, LaRue,
that's pretty much. Well yeah, you know why he knows that in
his head because he was waiting for his county to be called. And that
little fat Dwight frosted pop fudge fudge pop tart by the way, listening for
Jefferson County Public schools, Little fat white, that was my best friend was
fudge the pop tart. And the worst was to hear Jefferson County Public Elementary
schools delayed, scheduled. Just keep us home? Oh, al, what
do you got for? All? Right? Here we go. It's a
mama joke. Monday postmrby Hey Fellas, Hey, you're right right, I
gotta talk about your poor mama what about my poor mama. Your mama is
so poor, poor issy. She goes to KFC to look at other people's
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with somebody and find out how our money's doing. It's all on the way
news. RADYO eight forty whas so many people moving slow today. The ones
you saw on Facebook that were there like three days in a row at the
track. Yeah, we have some of those in the office. You could
tell too. But they showed up this morning. Darn it, the rainy
cold. I really wanted to stay on my couch and hang out Monday after
Derby week, but we're barreling towards the PGA Championship. So the city of
Louisville that you know what they do. They clean up the house before the
party. All the grass was cut, the flowers looked great. Homeless and
drug addicts are pushed out of the city for a while. I'm wondering if
they'll keep that all the way through the PGA Championship. But we'll find out.
That's golf, by the way, Dway PGA. Yeah, I cannot
wait to see all the great PGA golfers like Flippy Anderson. You know there's
no Flippy Anderson. He's dead. Ah she is. Joan Donager. How
are you guys? Hello? How are you? I'm fine. We're tired
weekend. Yeah, he was a long day broadcasting for the Derby. But
we're already rare, raring to go raring to go okay, okay, Well,
I see that we rallied on okay, we rallied on Friday, and
then again we're looking for alls we're waiting for. Is that there's hope,
there's hope that defence. It's like, is there possibility? Yes, the
possibility for a quarter point drop is gone up by a certain percentage, So
everybody wants to buy in. So futures look pretty good, that's right,
still continuing, they're looking pretty good because there's no other data really this week
that'll bring him down at least at this point. So right now, S
and P futures are up twenty two, Nasdaq futures are up sixty three,
Dow futures up one hundred and forty eight points. This The Swiss Army knife
is soon going to come without a blade. There will be an option that
you could buy a little pen knife without the knife. Victoria Knox, which
makes them, tells a Swiss newspaper it's going to add tools for cyclists and
other functions, but no blades because of increasing regulation of knives that the company
CEO blames on violence in the world. Laws in the UK and Asian countries
allow knife carrying only for work or outdoor activities, so this will be one
of the options for sale. It's galactically dumb, but go ahead. It's
a Swiss army knife. It's been around for like a hundred years. It's
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and noth But this is not going to happen in the US. It'll be
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they don't have mass shootings over there. They have mass stabbings. Is that
right? Actually not not actually a laughing matter. There's no incidents of that
one fairly recently, but I can't remember if it was in England or France.
But they're very careful about what they permit and they're absolutely yeah. But
but you can't call the Swiss army knife at that point. It's a Smiths
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we'll talk to you soon, all right. Bloomberg Money manute with Joan Donnagher
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