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the show through Skype. Send a message to Chuck. Type him a message
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on the show. Don't care bo type anything you want? Also know what
you're talking about? Oh, chucklate? Absolutely yeah. You type me a
message and I will call you into the show really quick. Thing, Aaron,
I just want you to know that you're you are dynamically dead flat on
that microphone, just so you know, uh, not my doing, but
like this is very unusual. It's a very like hard no sort of any
reverb room, nothing, It's a very dead flat mic. There's no warmth
to it or anything to just just letting you know. But we had a
little shovel with microphones just before we went to air, so uh not,
not anybody's fault, just telling you guys, what's happening anyway. Um,
I just figured i'd let you know because I don't know if you were aware.
That means anything to you right now, but anyhow, it means the
age of transitions. But what it means, Chuck, is that I probably
do have to buy a new microphone. I got my good old microphone back
out, and I thought that I had fixed it by slapping it, you
know. Then the good way to fix it, the good old American way.
Look, you could either hit it with the ranch or the hammer,
but one way or another, if you'd knock it around enough times, it's
either completely broken or it works again. Right, that's the American way usually.
And I was telling you, Chuck, I bet if I opened it
up and I looked around, there's probably a loose connection in it, I
might be able to solder it and then maybe it'd worked. Either that or
I buy any one. I haven't done either of those things though, So
I'm using the not so good microphone let's call it. And actually I'm gonna
step away for a mirror moment. I'll be right back, Chuck. But
I'm sure you have something to say for a mirror moment, let me return.
I'll be right back. Yeah. Absolutely, I'm being asked about about
a movie in the chat room just real fast. There was an Errol Morris
movie of the called Umbrella Man, and I'll go and try and check the
iron dB on it. But I also want to say hi to everybody in
the live chat room at o'chelly dot com. In the second hour when we
go to Uncle, you guys will be in all different chat rooms all over
the internet because he does the video thing. I don't know if that's all
gonna hold up tonight, consider considering. Uh, you know, we'll see,
right, we'll see, We'll see. Yeah again, I have to
either I have to just break down and fix this microphone or replace it because
I'm using my clunky thing, which I've been using in recent weeks. It's
been okay, but maybe now it's not the way I hear myself in my
headphones. It sounds kind of okay. No, it's okay, it's okay,
but it's not like it's a little like um. If you remember when
they when we first got internet microphones, and everybody was very like, um
oh god, one of the guys who owned one of the networks was like
the worst with it. It was either Stating or a guy who owned the
micro effect. I can't remember, but I mean like their microphone was so
harshly like, uh, like there's no treble, there's no base, there's
no it's like a dead flat uh you know, like it's not even digital
sounding. It's just it's like you're speaking through a ten dollars microphone as you
would have gotten it in the nineteen eighties, like a ten dollars eg.
Okay, yea, how about this? Do I sound better now? Yes?
You do? Okay? I hey, uncle, where are you?
I just turned some knobs and I did it the right way about that he
did this. Now, if you guys don't notice out there in radio land,
you will you should anyway notice that now there's a little bottom end and
Aaron's voice and he doesn't sound like he's coming through a two in speaker.
See you know when you like remember remember the old little tiny clock radios,
and they would have like an itty bitty little speed in them, and it
was good enough to wake you up with noise. But if you were to
try and listen to music on that, it was like, oh my god,
I can't listen to music on this sounds terrible. It's a two inch
speaker and you would inevitably crank it up and eventually what would happen is a
spiderweb shattering or cracking of the thing would happen, and then it would be
it would start buzzing. Right. I know I'm talking Grandpa tech here and
everything, but I swear to you this is a reality. You sounded like
maybe you were trying to talk to me through one of those like nineteen eighty
three clock radios. Okay, Chuck, I have a question. Were you
here when we did the episode of Uncle the podcast where I tested out the
Dollar Store microphone? Were you with us on that one? No, that
was just before me. That was it. You guys did a song about
that, Yeah, and you recorded an MST song with the microphone. It
actually came out pretty good. Well. That was the funny thing is that
the song you recorded. See. The weird thing about microphones, and depending
on what kind of room you're in is I've turned around and used garbage microphones
before to get great sound for certain things, like, you know, don't
try to talk through this thing, don't play a guitar near it, but
if you play drums near it, oh it's great, you know. And
I've had that go the other way too, where it's like, it's a
great vocal microphone, but don't let another instrument get on it, because it'll
just distort it and twist it and it'll be terrible. Microphones are very touchy,
interesting things, you know, the diaphragm, the the wire, the
quality of the wire itself. They change the quality of the sound, and
a lot of people and pay no attention to it. You know. It's
like, oh, there's no difference between if I go buy a ten dollars
headset or if I go spend one hundred dollars on a microphone, or if
I spend five hundred dollars. Yes there is, but m but some people
I don't know, they just they doesn't register with them the same, but
sub consciously they always pick up on it, you know what I mean.
And I mean I pulled off some weird stuff before. I mean, for
literally a year and a half of the history of my show, I broadcast
utilizing a Disney microphone, okay, from one of It was from one of
their video games where you had to sing along with the video game. Really
and I don't remember that, yeah, because I never advertised it. But
if you ever saw a picture of me during that time and you saw this
odd sort of black plastic micrope, nobody recognized the microphone. They're like,
I've never seen a microphone like that before. It's like, yeah, because
I got it at a pawn shop for four bucks. This is true.
I got it at a pawn shop for four bucks, and it was it
was like, well, I just need a USB microphone in a pinch,
right, And the guy said, well I got this, and he sold
it to me. I didn't look at it. I bring it home.
It's got a Disney logo on it, and I'm like, oh crap.
So I plugged this thing in though, and it worked just fine for Sky
for the audio going through. And I had a producer back then and he's
like, hey, that microphone's a lot better than what you were using,
and I had like an eighty dollar headset that broke, yeah, and I'm
like, okay, great, So I set everything up around this thing,
and then I got worried that it would break because I bought it used from
a pawn shop. I went on eBay and bought another one for like six
bucks, and so I had that ship, I mean six bucks with shipping.
People wanted to get rid of these things. They didn't care they were
useless because nobody was playing the game anymore. But it worked for me,
and I have heard of nobody else who's used one or anything like that.
But for a little while, and if people want to know part of the
time period, I was on American Freedom Radio for a good deal of my
run on American Freedom Radio until I went and got my Shore SM fifty eight.
I was using a Disney USB microphone meant to be used for like some
version of rock Band or whatever on their Disney video game. It was like,
you know, Mickey Mouse Music microphone or something. I don't even know
the video game it came from, but I do know that I had two
of them. They both had the Disney logo on this little like weird processor
thing that I like, I put electrical tape over the Disney logo on the
microphone so that when you know I was on video or whatever, nobody like
noticed I was using a Disney mic. But nobody ever figured that one out,
So you never know what quite works sometimes sometimes things are a little counterintuitive.
But you actually have restored some of the warmth in your voice and everything.
So this is very good, and I've given you time to play with
it and everything, so hopefully your sound is all good on your end,
and I can shut up and let you get back to your stuff. But
yeah, we do have phone lines open, so three one nine five two
seven five zero one six, and I put in the chat room that we
do have the Monkey Suit Twister shirts. I only got three of them made,
Okay, Now I am planning on sending one to Uncle, but I
don't want to talk to him about it because then he'll get excited and he'll
ask me about it every single time until it gets to the mailbox. And
I don't know when Aaron's gonna give me mailing address or anything. So I'm
not going to tell Uncle tonight. Guys, and we're not going to tell
them. But the Monkey Suit Twister T shirts are here, and there's some
other ones. Oh. I got winter caps, by the way, just
a handful of winter caps, because some people said they don't want a baseball
cap, so I only got them for my show. If somebody requests Age
of Transitions or uncle for winter hats, I can get those done too.
And I also have bucket hats. You know what I mean by a bucket
hat, like those fisher your hats. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
those they're good for the sun. Those they're nice out here in California actually.
Oh, and creative accidents, look creative accidents. I was hoping that
you would want to claim one of the Monkey Suit Twister T shirts. He
says he wants one. He wanted in extra large. But here's the other
issue. It's actually in an Asian. Okay, did this an Asian?
And I'm not being racist? An Asian six XL? Now now now you're
laughing, you're Aaron, you're laughing. But as you well know, having
recently been in the T shirt game, a lot of our listeners require two
xls. American made two xls, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they do. Guess what a Asian six XL, okay is actually a comfortable
American two XL. Yeah, okay, so I only got them in the
Asian six XL. All right, I'm just just telling you now. That's
how I got them done because I could not get these printed in America at
a reasonable price, so they they're printed in um, I think Vietnam.
I'd have to double check, but I do believe Vietnam and Asian sizes,
Asian shoe sizes, Asian clothing sizes are different. So if you get like
I don't know if you've ever encountered this before, but I know I've heard
these crazy stories from people who get stuff like secondhand at the good Will store
or whatever, and they say the size makes absolutely no sense because I got
something it says extra large, but I can't even get this thing over my
neck, blah blah blah. And I finally found out why that is,
and literally speaking, yes, an Asian six XL, which is like the
largest brigand thing I could find, is equivalent to a comfortable two XL in
America. Okay, and the sizes they don't necessarily adjust exactly dynamically down.
But if you really wanted an extra large shirt, I could probably get it
made, but I would have to get it made in a two XL or
a three XL to accommodate your XL size. Okay, same thing. You
want a large shirt, well probably I should have it in an extra large,
you know at least. And shoes sizes are totally different too. It's
like, you know, how we have the one, two, three,
Like I'm a size twelve, but a lot of guys my height or like
size ten sizes, some of them nine whatever at six foot twell, Like,
what's your shoe size? Shoe size? Yeah, I'm nine and a
half wide? Okay, see I'm a twelve wide, but you're what six
ft tall? Yeah? Okay, yeah, so I'm six ft twell.
But you and I represent about the book ends on how somebody should be size
wise, shoe wise, right, But Asian shoes sizes don't work that way.
It's something like thirty six or something. It's it's a totally different set
of numbers. So any clothing sizes of any kind are totally different in Asia,
and I never knew that until very recently. I've heard that there's different
sizes in some European countries too, like some of the Slavac countries maybe have
different sizes, but I've never seen that proven, but I am absolutely certain.
Like right now, I'm wearing a black Sabbath shirt that was made six
XL and I need a two XL myself normally, and it is comfortable.
It's loose right now. I haven't washed it yet, but when I put
it on brand new, it's a little loose. I'm gonna wash it.
It's gonna tighten up a little, and it's gonna be my right two XL
size. So the Monkey Shot Twister shirts are in six XL, which means
that they are they are two XL size. I may get some more printed,
but you know, we'll see what happens. Right now, there's only
three in existence because I wanted to see how they would come out, Okay,
And everything I'm printing is in limited runs. There are literally, you
know, sometimes there's five of them, sometimes there's three of them, sometimes
there's two of them, and some things there's only one of exactly that thing.
Even the hats maybe the same logo, but it's on a different type
of hat. It's got a stripe, it doesn't have a stripe, it's
a different color it. You know, some of the hats have bellcrow.
Some of them have the plastic latches, some of them have the you know,
the little belts on the back. Everything is all different, and everything
is only made by the handful, with the exception of a couple of things,
um, guitar picks. Pens, guitar picks. I only made twenty
five of a very thin one, uh you know, recently, not a
it's not the thicker pick. It's one of those kind of flappy ones.
Yeah. I made some very thin ones this time. I made bass picks
in the past. I think I might have sent you some of the bass
picks, very thick ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I but
I've had a variety of them. I have some now, and some of
these are uh you know, they're very thin. But I mean all different
stuff like this. There might be one hundred pens, true, But generally
speaking, when it comes to all the clothing stuff, you know, some
of them are one of a kind, three of a kind, five of
a kind. Uh, And that's it. So everything is a very serious
variety. Oh and I did order more totepacks everybody. So when I do
send you your package, eron, I'm gonna send you a no chelly TOADEPAGU
will definitely send you a monkey suit, twister shirt and some other stuff because
I'm gonna put your package together in one of the next waves that I send
out of stuff. And really appreciate everybody who decides to send us pictures of
the stuff they've gotten. We've gotten a couple of pictures back on social media,
but I sent out more stuff than we've gotten pictures back. So you
guys, please send me pictures of your stuff. Send me a picture of
you wearing your hat, send me. I don't care. Or one friend
one year put a hat on a squirrel. That's cool. You know who
that was. Yeah, I'm all happy with all of it. Anyway,
there you go, Aaron, I bought you all kinds of time and I'll
leave you to it now. Yeah. No, I appreciate it, Chuck,
And I can get you a mailing address. I can send you that.
That's no problem. And I feel like the listeners to the o'chelly Raider
Network are when it comes to social media. I feel like they're probably a
bit shy, if nothing else, if they're even on there at all,
Yes, some of them, some of them have turned against social media.
I know that some of them don't don't like to post or don't like to
post under their real names, and that's cool. But you can always just
send me a picture and I'll post it on social media. If you send
me images, so you can email them to me either click the email logo
or on Ocelli dot com, which I think looks like one of those paper
airplanes right now, or you can send it to info at Ocelli dot com,
or you can send it to Aaron your email addresses on the Age of
Transitions dot com. If you send us images of the you know, of
the items, I'll be more than happy to post them to my social media.
And I bet you and Uncle would be happy, depending on what kind
of pictures they send. To send you stuff with you know, the Uncle
logos on it and everything. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll repost it for sure on Uncle's stuff on the Instagram and probably Twitter too.
Yeah, we'll repost that. You see, I had a weird idea
and I'm trying to figure out how to render it artistically. And it's another
Uncle idea by the way. Okay, um see, now, if Uncle's
logo was polka dots on a shirt, how would that. Look, are
you talking about like half tone, like a color half tone where you know
what half tone is when you do for printing, it kind of point allizes
whatever graphic you have, sort of like that. But okay, look at
it this way. Um, you're familiar with the pattern on Randy Rhodes guitar,
the polka dots. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, So if we
took that and had it a little bit of skew so that it's it's organized,
but it's not quite as symmetrically straight, and inside of each polka dot
was a Uncle logo, which was a skew, just a bit in seemingly
or actually random degrees of being twisted like that. I see, I see.
Yeah. So it's it's a polka dots and each dot is an Uncle
the podcast logo right inside it. Right, Yeah, What would you think
of that? Yeah? Yeah, that's interesting. And I mean it would
be a matter of what's the scale of the dots or they big dots or
the small dots? How many of them are there? That serious thing?
Well, I think you'd make them big enough to make them legible, So
I mean it would probably be an exaggerated, you know, larger sized dots,
but still the pattern stands up, you know. Yeah, especially because
we have these you know, print from side to side shirts that are available
to us. And and I actually bought one recently of a Black Sabbath album
cover, so that like the sleeves are actually part of the picture too,
It's not just like a picture in the middle of the shirt. Yeah.
So I'm liking these kind of weird designs that I'm thinking this would be great
stuff to help promote, you know, the network and the shows. Uh,
not just yours, but I mean I'm trying to figure out a way
to incorporate Chris Is into it. Uh. And although Erroneous Method will not
be joining us on the network, we are going to be shortly joined by
a cult priestess. So that's going to be a new shoe interesting having added
her, I know, i've her name. I don't know if I've heard
any of her material yet it sounds interesting. Well, she is definitely decidedly
different from all of us, so that you're getting variety, I assure you.
And there are other possibilities in the mix of other people, which again
would add to the real diversity here. I'm not talking about race and gender
I'm talking about diversity of style, presentation, and materials. So we're working
on all that anyways. Oh and um, what else did I recently get
my hands on. I mentioned the pens with the stylus on them. I
got these mini pens with a stylus and uh so I did get a hundred
of those because the price was very very good. Um and uh, let's
see, there's some bottle openers. There's a bunch of stuff, a wide
variety of things that could be randomly added to your swag packages. If you
want them, or if you want an additional let me know and uh and
we'll get it out to you. Um and I did mention the toepags.
Now there's only like twenty five of those in existence, but going to be
more than happy to give the majority of those away before I go to Dallas.
Maybe I'll take a hand pull with me to Dallas too. Uh So.
And the mouse pads are great. I know people have requested those.
Yeah, yeah, those are that's a good idea, Chuck, I find
myself wanting a mouse pad from time to time. That's a good thing to
make. Well, we'll have to throw one of those into your bag because
I made some with just my artwork, and then I also made ones that
are show shared between all four of the current running shows. Oh cool.
So you have an uncle logo on there in Agia Transitions logo on there,
o'celly logo and to get Mad logo. That's cool. Yeah, it's a
it's a pretty neat looking I think, And so those those are really cool,
and um, it's it's just not so we're gonna mix this all up
so that everybody's you know, getting some promotion out of it. You guys
get different things to look at. You definitely have branded stuff, but very
unique. You know, nobody, nobody in any way, shape or form,
is going to have the same package of goodies. That's a guarantee,
because I couldn't possibly duplicate them. They're totally mixed. And um you know,
so, like I said, you know, only three Monkey Suit Twister
T shirts, and I think I am going to have to send one an
uncle. I think he'll really get a kick out of him. He's on
both sides of the shirt by the way, oh boy. Yeah, because
you know it's that that cool mohawk picture that you did on the front,
yeah, and then on the back is this weird thing that Creative Accidents did
where he put like a mohawk on Uncle on a business card. Yes,
okay, so I took that and I chopped it up real punk looking and
added a quote from Uncle on the back and also put the key phrase,
which which is the reason why I'm trying to climb used to make a couple
of Uncle items here. It is because I want to put the key phrase
street cream on the shirts and stuff, Okay, and that is a thing
of beauty and nobody's ever done. By the way, feel free to steal
these, Aaron, if you want to steal the Uncle T shirt, monkey
shoit twister T shirt or whatever, you can tell me, I'll hook you
up with who it has made him and you can get him major self or
and that way. You know. You can order all different sizes, but
I urge you be cautious because Asian sizes are not the same as Americans sell.
You order a small T shirt, it's probably fit a Barbie doll.
Okay, but you know what I mean. I do I do. I
On the merchandise side over here at the Age of Transitions and Uncle the podcast
dot Com, I'm kind of holding off I'm trying to push the Uncle show
in particular via the you know, the accepted and I guess the tested and
true ways to promote oneself online this these days is through making media and sharing
it on the social media platforms. So we're trying to like make more reels
on Uncle's Instagram and things like that. And I've employed my wife to make
different video reels on Uncle's Instagram during the day in the week days because I'm
just not around then. But so we've we've got this kind of setup going
and there's could be more material and I feel like there's the possibility that more
people could be brought in if we do that enough, you know, or
if we do if we do it right whatever. Trying to absolutely and that's
great. By the way. That reminds me somebody UM pointed to me.
I think it was. It was either yesterday or the day before. I
get a message, Hey, uh, what the hell is Uncle doing cooking
videos now? And I said, I don't know what are you talking about?
UM, So you know, you might want to talk about that in
the next hour. I mean, I've taken up a bunch of your showtime
now, but UM, yeah, I know I like this shop talk,
Chuck, I don't. I've never received feedback from the audience on this type
of show. But personally I enjoy this. I mean, if it's not
this, it's gonna be the regular me talking about what I talk about.
And I will do that again on another show. But I enjoy these sort
of laid back again talking about things that the network about the shows the but
we're talking about what we're planning to do with the network and the shows.
Now. I don't think it's good to do that. No, I know
you're fine with it. That's why I do it. I'm only on Aaron
show because I'm always invited to do so. And like I explained to some
people that are like, oh, do you do you want to be I'm
often you want to be on my show when I'm talking about producing it,
and I tell him, look, don't listen to Aaron's show for that,
because I'm like another character on Aaron's menagerie. Uh. You know, Aaron's
kind of like a performance artist in a way. And yes, there is
a decided difference between the two hours. It's two different shows, but I'm
a character on both shows. I'm a part of those things. And Aaron
kind of made it that way, so, you know, and and even
and so did Uncle because he'll turn around and yell for me, Hey,
Chuck, what's going on? Away? I get the phone ring And now
I can't No matter what I do, I cannot explain to Uncle that I
have nothing to do with whether the phones ring or not. Okay, like
he Chucky, get the phones ringing? Chuck, how do I do that?
Um? Okay? You know, like and you know that like that.
He got tense about it a long time ago too, and I'm like,
Uncle, I can't do anything to and he sort of understood. And
then a couple of weeks later it was back there, Chucky, the phones
ringing, And I'm like, okay, So, no matter what I do,
he thinks that it's something that I have to do to get the phones
ringing. And speaking of that, you do have a caller or on the
phones, and I may be having a Skype message. I'm unclear as to
one one skiper that might want to join. So I'm going to get back
to doing my job. And the reason why I filled a whole bunch of
time on here with Aaron tonight just for the audiences. Uh, you know,
knowledge is because one Aaron called me onto the show, and two,
you know, I also knew that he didn't really have a tremendously filled out
plan for this hour. So you know what, between me and the callers,
we became the plan. Okay, And that's the way this runs sometimes
on the age of transitions. I mean, I could have got up here
and complained about Eric Schmidt and Silicon Valley for a full hour, but believe
me, I could have, but I don't feel that I need too as
well, you know what I mean? Yeah, but but you also enjoy
the unpredictable. Let's just let whatever the hell happens happen. Uh. You
know, I know you love that that that that's that's part of the joy
of this for you, is that then Aaron looks at this as a as
a piece of performance art. Uh And uh, you know, like in
the first hour, we're an Aron's world. In the second hour, we're
an Uncle's world. Uh. But either way it is it is a performance
piece, and uh, it's it's informative and it's entertaining in different ways.
But I love it because I fail to have a way of describing your show
all the time. But I always tell people don't listen to Aaron's show as
an example of how often you're gonna have me on air, because I'm like,
I kind of grown into being part of both of those shows and I
didn't intend it, but that's the way it went. Uh, And I
don't want to do that on everybody's show because I got plenty of time on
my own mic when I want it, so h Ben, And I'm not
complaining. As for being a bad influence, No, no, you're not
a bad influence. It's just that as per usual. You know, what
you're doing is unique, and people got to understand that our interaction is also
unique. So you know, you're in charge of your show. I'm not.
And that's the way it stans, Rainios. They're in charge of their
content. They decide what they want. You know, you almost never heard
me on Don Jeffrey's show. You almost never heard me on Pierce Redman's show,
unless he was making me into a guest. Okay. You didn't hear
me on Jeffrey Match show, and because that's not the way the host wanted
it. Very simple, Okay, And in the future, you may or
may not hear me on shows because it is up to the host who they
have on, why they have him on, how much they utilize me,
and how they do it. Jack Blood used to like to yell at me,
but didn't want me to come on air until he until he had a
guest bail on him. And then you pull me on air during a Breakot,
you got to come on, help me do this next half hour because
all right, all right, And that used to happen with Jack, but
most of the time did not want me on there, and that was a
different relationship. But like I said, everyone is unique. Every host decides
what they want on. So anyway, this is done because Aaron wants it
this way. It's not Chuck barging his way into the show. Okay,
okay, anyways, do you want to go to the caller on the phone?
Um, I do believe I'm getting stype confirmation, all right, so
let's get as I turned my head away from my mic, let's get our
caller on the phones live and I'll shut off my MIC and go retrieve your
Skype caller next. Okay, okay, sounds right. So caller, you
are on the Age of Transitions this fine Sunday night. Perhaps you have some
complaints about Eric Schmidt, much like myself. Maybe you have some other comments
or ideas, maybe you have problems with a microphone at home. But first
of all, what is your name and where are you calling from? Jimmy
James? Cool from Yeah, Zu sippy Mississippi. Oh you down south now?
Or is that just be a little silly there? I assum be cool
if you're down south for a minute. Nah. Unfortunately that was a little
lie. I'm there and I went, okay, cool, pour the slow
flies. Oh. I actually had a comment on the uh the uncle dop
shirt. But since that's way passed, he could just put me on hold
to the next show if you want. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
that might be good material to discuss with uncle. Actually, so maybe
we'll do that. Yeah, so you just want to kind of hang out
to uncle begins Jimmy? That cool? Yeah, yeah, just put me
on pause or something. Carre Meal you got, Jimmy James. I'll put
you on hold and there you are, so you can still hear the show.
And uh, we don't hear you for now, but we'll bring you
back and on Skype. I do believe you have Chris Live on the Skype.
Okay, Chris, Oh, okay, Chris Graves, I assume,
but if not correct me Chris, Hello, Hello sir, how are you
going? Hey kid? What's that? What's that? Chris Graves? Yeah?
Great, Well, I just wanted to let you know that I tried
to reach out to Sergeant Slaughter once again, so I don't know what his
deal is. He retweets us back, but no real answer. You know
about yeah appearance. Yeah, I said my message asking about that as well.
I didn't get a response. But I don't know if this is in
his defense. I'll say whenever I send him sage to somebody on Twitter as
a prospective guess and I, oh, well I got this show. What
do you think about being guests? Sometimes they never respond to me whenever I
send a message on Twitter. I don't think I've ever well maybe, but
rarely do I get response in there when I do that? Yeah? No,
I uh no, I feel your pain. Man. Um. I
was hoping that that Australian wrestler was going to come through because he actually he
seemed like he was all for it. Yeah, we could get him.
I had mentioned this before, but for a fee, he would come on
the show. And then I was just kind of like up in the air,
like do I want to pay the fee? Don't I? And I
just kind of did you know, just kind of fizzled out from there.
Yeah. I don't blame me. I didn't. I didn't know that part.
Yeah, No, I don't blame you. But it was kind of,
uh, kind of a similar situation I helped out stuttering John Melendez,
you know, from the Howard Stern Show. Yeah, with Facebook things like
a long time ago, he remembers me, but now in order to make
a podcast appearance, he wants to charge me five hundred dollars. And oh,
man, John, you know it's weird. It is so weird.
You're bringing this up because I ran into this this week as well, that
there are people now requesting an appearance fee for podcasts. Some of them,
I guess they're getting asked too often yes, and they don't want to go
through the trouble of sorting it out and maybe figuring should I take a chance
on this one? Is this one good to do? Bad to do?
Whatever? I think they're saying to themselves. You know what if I got
a guy who's only got himself and his mom listening to it, I guess
I should get paid. And yeah, and anything from a hundred bucks to
really exorbit rates for a couple of people are are being requested now. Um
from not even like a major celebrity or anything. But um, I'm not
gonna disclose a name here, but I will tell you that somebody who is
a science fiction actor, h not you know, an iconic. You know,
it's not like it's not like William Shatner or anything like that, but
somebody who would be recognizable to a sci fi series that I wanted to bring
on the show. Um. Yeah, they wanted one hundred and fifty bucks
for the half hour. And my joke back to them because we were actually
telling jokes back and forth and text, and my joke back to them is
that what is this a massage parlor? And all around? And he didn't
take it very well. Um and uh yeah, he wants one hundred and
fifty bucks and I'm like, wow, okay, well thanks. Anyway,
I think that's the new standard out there, and we who have been doing
this so long check just aren't aren't used to it. And I think that's
where we're at now, especially anybody with any kind of notoriety or whatever.
Well, what somebody told me about Sergeant Slaughter is that, honestly, if
you wanted him to do a podcast, if you offer him something stupid like
fifty dollars, he might respond quicker. And I don't know that that's true,
because I know he's shown up for stuff for free before. And I
know he was very happy to go around and promote the g I Joe that
he was part of, and and he's been happy to go to various wrestling
events. I mean, he gets paid a fee to sit down and sign
autographs or whatever. But I mean, did you sit down and talk to
somebody for twenty minutes or a half hour? I mean, even if we
got him on the Uncle Show for twenty minutes, it would be a big
deal. It would be a lot of fun. Everybody would be happy,
right. But I don't know if he requires, like, you know,
fifty bucks to sit down at Skype, I don't know. I don't know
why I would not. I would not doubt it. That's That's all I'll
say. Is just looking at the landscape now. Things things are different now,
And quite honestly, I struggle to keep up with a lot of this.
But uh, I mean, I understand when somebody's flat broke, you
know. Um, Like, there was a couple of guys that I heard
about doing this a few years ago that had just gotten out of jail and
they didn't have jobs, so they were looking for anything to pay them if
they were going to send time into it. And I say to myself,
well, all right, you know, I get it. A couple of
people, even there was one in jaf kay Land. I'm not going to
mention my name who. You had to buy a certain amount of their books
for them to appear to do anything. Um. Yeah, And there's of
course, uh famously Robert F. Kennedy Junior. Up until very recent times,
you could pay his speaking faith if you liked h and his speaking.
He was high, by the way bad. We're talking twenty five grand,
okay, and that's what it was at you wanted him. But for twenty
five grand, though, Aaron, he'd show up at your house if you
need me, you know what I mean. So I don't know if you
had to do twenty five plus the hotel, or if the hotel was something
that he took care of. But but I had heard that that's exactly what
it was, and indeed somebody that both Chris and I know was given that
twenty five thousand dollar price back in um I think twenty seventeen. Yes,
absolutely, yeah, And I got the same answer when I said, well,
yeah, but that's to go and actually sit down in the middle of
a desert to do something. And then I figured, well, I could
probably get him on a you know, I got a couple of people that
I know, we mutually know a couple of people. Maybe he would sit
down and uh no, Apparently at one point there it was all about the
twenty five grand if you want to talk to uh, mister Kennedy. Nowadays
not the same. I mean, James Corbett's interviewed him, a few other
people have interviewed him, so you know, he's definitely out there doing his
thing. Now it's different. But at a certain point he had a high
speaking fee, and there's a lot of people that have speaking fees, and
if you've got to make him travel and stuff, I get it, But
I don't know these guys. I come at it as if I don't have
a budget myself to work with, or I'm not actually making anything myself to
do the show, Like I'm not I can't justify showing out five hundred bucks
to the former announcer of the Tonight Show, you know what I mean.
And I just can't justify Like there's plenty of other people too that are no
offense to John, But there's plenty of more interesting people that you know,
would talk for free. But so and I come into this. It's like,
even though I had to budget, I don't think I would throw John
five hundred bucks. No, but it's not a principle. But see,
here's the thing, though, is if you were telling John he had to
come to Massachusetts to see you, you'd understand and charging a fee a hotel
and meals. I get it. Yeah, like just hype in or call
in, right, we like you? And I okay, But I was
recently invited to a conference, right, And I'm like, well, look,
I can't afford to go to that conference. I'm building up to go
to Dallas, and I'm gonna it's gonna be a hell of a hard thing
to get done that way, I'm taking a road trip to go to Dallas.
But um, let's just invent a city. A matter of fact,
let's invent a city. We'll say that I'm going to Massachusetts, okay,
because that's where they want there having a conference up in Boston. Say yeah,
um, well, I don't have the money to get there, so
honestly I would need Listen, I need a place to stay, and I
gotta figure out a way to travel there otherwise I can't know. I'm not
trying to charge a speaking fee. But if I got to travel and I
got to put out money and I don't have it, well then maybe I
can't go, you know, like yeah, yeah, I mean Billy Ray
Valentine is doing a thing in New York City pretty soon, right, Yeah,
that's September ninth, all about September eleventh, Right, he's doing the
conference like a September eleventh conference. And look, there's an open invite for
me. There's probably an open invite for you. If you can get there,
it's more likely for you to get there. It's a shorter distance.
But here's the fact. But I already made I already made up my mind,
Chuck, I want in with Dallas. You know what I mean?
Oh, I got you. But I mean, but here's a case where
we don't have the money to go. We might ask, can you you
know, is there someplace I could crash. In the past, I've gone
to conferences with people not because I was presenting, but I've gone because people
wanted me there for one reason or another. And it's like, well,
look, you know, I'll give you a ride and we'll all crash in
a hotel room and we'll share expense. And I've done that before. That's
how I went to Pittsburgh in two thousand and three. Right, nothing was
registered in my name, but I went and I shared expenses with some other
people, and people gave me a little something, you know what I mean,
Like, hey, if you come out here, I'll I'll buy your
lunch one day. You know. Yeah, everyone helped each other. Everybody
helps out a little, right, and we're looking to cooperate for Dallas.
I would love it if we could pull Aaron into it. I think he's
too busy with home life and everything. But if we could find a way
to pull Aaron to come to Dallas for the weekend, it would be great.
And I'm trying to convince lots of people to go to Dallas for that
weekend. Creative accidents might stop by and see us, which I would absolutely
love. I've been dying to meet him in person. He's in our chat
room right now. You know, Vance Vanarchy is in Texas. He might
come and see us, at least come and have a beer. Yeah,
you know, I'd like to meet him. Yeah. Absolutely. And there's
others ace Lynn Miller, which you had heard on our show, Aaron,
Do you remember ace Lynn Miller? No, I know, I don't remember
him. Okay, remember a couple of years ago when Fetzer was having his
court case. Yes, okay, So ace Lynn Miller went and reported on
that court case from he went and sat in the courtroom. Oh yeah,
I remember that. Yeah, Yeah, that was him. So that's him.
And he's been a you know, a follower of the network and everything.
Uh and uh so he he's going to Dallas. Uh. He was
was all over me about you got to nail down the dates because I got
air you know, airline miles to use and if I don't book it now,
I'm gonna lose my miles. So he's booked to go h B.
Pete and I are, you know, taking the road trip. I'm trying
to convince captain trips. I don't know, but I'm trying to convince him
to come up from Florida join us and have us at least, you know,
three of us go on the road trip. Jimmy James said he might
try and get down there. Uh, this could be quite a little meeting.
Okay. Uh, Mike Swanson will be there, Larry Hancock will be
there. Um, you know, lots of Bob Wilson, you know.
Uh No, and um that's that's a serious inside joke. Although you know,
uh, William Law might be there anyway. Um, okay, but
but William Law is a great guy. Uh. And there's a lot of
interesting people that are going to be there because it's the sixtieth anniversary of the
assassination and the tenth anniversary of the Ocelli effect. So there you go.
That's cool anyway, Sorry, Daron, I know I just ran all over
the place. But but but these these trips and these things, you can
understand if somebody's got to make a logistical nightmare. Yeah, no, it
makes sense. I just get the feeling that podcasting. I know podcasting has
changed well. I think the oversaturation has destroyed certain things. And one of
those things is now people are you know, there was a point at which
it was like, oh, you're stupid you're just a podcaster. And then
it was like I'm being annoyed because everybody and their mother's got a podcast.
Yeah, the same people who said they were stupid now have their own and
that too, and not everything going on and not all podcasts are created equal.
Yeah. Yeah, well you're starting to get the big budgets come in
so that there I feel like the actual bigger media that has budgets. It's
starting to come in on things, and that's starting to change the once completely
what was once totally DIY, just like everybody was doing it was all d
Y. It was small, no budget, it was no budget. Now
the budgets are coming in and it's changing the field. It's changing expectations and
that and the over saturation and I don't know's it's a pincer Yeah, it's
a pincer effect, Aaron, if you think about it, because from the
high budget people and the garbage bag okay, the people that really don't know
what they're doing, you know, they smoke a joint and laugh the whole
time trying to talk through a subject and it sounds terrible those guys and the
guys who do have a bank roll to work with. From both sides,
you now have people that are celebrities, that are minor celebrities, that are
people of interest that are you know, newsmakers whatever, are getting flooded with
requests. And now it's like the big money people can say, hey,
look, you know what what you need to speak? And no problem,
what is it? What is it? What do you need? Yeah,
exactly right, and yeah is it where you think they're So they're obviously going
to go for that and then say to themselves, hey, you know what,
these people they were professional. They paid me, and you know what,
it was good use of my time. On the other hand, the
garbage pile too. If I'm gonna go and put up with a moron who
can barely operate his own equipment and all that, well, you know what,
maybe I should just get paid for that too, because it's the same
waste to time. And so from both angles, it hurts guys like us
who are doing it ourselves, who you know, even if we are doing
a comedy show, we do it in a serious way so that there is
a seriousness to our production and what it is we're trying to get across.
And so this is hurting the legitimate independent people between the corporate influence, the
money that comes in there, and morons, you know, the people that
mess everything up, you know what I'm saying. The Saint Patrick's Day Parade
is great as long as people are just throwing up on the side of the
street and all that. But once the fights break out because people don't know
how to hold their their liquor and behave then it messes it up for everybody.
Right. So it's just like the Saint Patrick's Day Parade, between corporate
sponsorship and the low class, low brow end of it, screwing it up
for everybody. This is how you get people going. Yeah, maybe I
don't go to the parade all right. Sorry. I had to get that
out of my system though. Man, Aaron, who would you You don't
mind me asking who would you pay to be on this on any of your
shows? If if you were going to like a be all end all,
someone you've always wanted to talk to that would really make it worth it,
well, it had to be somebody I respect and like, not necessarily agree
with, but not somebody like I feel like Newt Gingrich should be like a
dream guest of sorts, But there's no chance in hell I'm gonna pay him
anything, you know what I mean. So it had to be somebody that
like I respect in a way that I feel good about giving them money.
That's fine, Like you know. So it's it's hard to say. I
was. That was an interesting choice right there at Gingrich. Yeah, he's
a guy who titled the show. I mean I would have to have him
on, right, No, I know, so I understand that, But
no, I like that. That's like outside the box. Um see,
not because he needs the money, but I would pay Ozzy Osbourne to show
up, that's for sure. Uh, you know what I mean. And
on the other hand, when you're talking about somebody that you respect or whatever,
you know, somebody's coming at it from a different angle. Most of
the people that I would want to pay don't really need the money. Yeah,
you know, so it's it's weird. I mean, Nude doesn't need
the money either. No, no, he would not. But at the
same time, I would not be surprised that he has some fee that he
would charge if you asked him. I wouldn't doubt that at all. Right,
I'll tell you one guy that I would that I would pay to come
on and put up with me for a little while. Is Anthony Scaramucci.
Um, if I could keep him on for twenty minutes and it didn't cost
me that much. And by the way, you can pay some of these
people to record stuff for you ont cameo or whatever. Yes, yes,
which is another See that's another thing I think happened here is the cameo famena
as well. Yes, yeah, that's that's that's playing into it too,
definitely, because they're saying like, well, look I'm getting this here,
Like what's different with a podcast? On podcast is actually longer than me saying,
oh, hey, happy birthday Elizabeth rock and roll man, it's great,
yeah, you know, or whatever they do. That's also a kind
of a cheaper way of doing bumpers for your show too. Just have like
a lot of these uh I hate saying has been, but has been.
Like celebrities that do cameo, a lot of them do it for like twenty
bucks. Yeah, some of them. Some of them are really shou get
bumpers for your show or more just anyone's show in general, you know who.
I went to research on that on that line actually was I wanted to
see if I could get you know, if I could write a couple of
insults from some of the guys who do the Jerky Boys, right, Yeah,
And I know I've been trying to get Camal to come out, come
out of his shell and come on my show for a while. But we'll
see Camal you you kind of know. But I'm Brannan or Johnny there would
be another one. I would love to have one or both of them,
no problem, especially if they even if I could get them to record a
cameo for me for cheap, I would do it, you know, yeah,
get Sal Rosenberg, Yeah, he's well, I would definitely get the
salt Rope. See, but Saul Rosenberg is kind of attached to uh Mork
Goldman now on a family guy, right, Yeah, but I would definitely
go for uh, you know this is Frank Rizzo. You know Frank Rizzo.
Well, I got camal to Actually one little side note, I got
Camal to um open up about the Jerky Boys movie part two had had the
first one been successful in the theater. You guys remember that Joe pesci Any
Glover movie Gone Fishing. I don't recall that one though. Yeah, it
was like a buddy comedy with Danny Glover and Joe Paschi like kind of at
the height of the lethal Weapon thing, probably didn't do that. Well.
Yeah, they were probably trying to just pay off on the whole thing from
lethal Weapon and like do it without having a Yeah. Yeah, and wed
Rob mel Gibson Gone Fishing was supposed to be Kamal and Johnny and Jerky Boys
too. No, kid, the fact that you don't know the movie I'm
talking about, it doesn't really doesn't really matter, no, But it's still
funny though. Look, and I love the fact that today, you know,
he's still making a living on Family Guy, because those voice actors get
paid pretty well. Uh, you know, and Comal don't get along with
each other as far as I know to this day, no kidding, huh.
Or they would have had to come back a while ago. Yeah,
sure, sure, I mean I would love to talk to Kamal about you
know, how they were inspired by Red's tubar and stuff. You know,
the original you know what I'm talking about there, Chris, Oh, yeah,
yeah, because there was a tape that circulated for a long time this
guy and I don't know, you know, eventually Rhino Records put it out.
But it's pretty much the basis for when Bart Simpson calls into Mo on
The Simpsons and he goes, you know, like he calls him up and
he says something like, hey, you know is uh Ivanna. There is
Ben Dover, There is Ivan Ivanna tinkle there, I want a tinkle.
Well, this guy used to call up this crazy like bar in Jersey City
and get this really really grizzly rough sound and guy named Red on the phone.
And the guy would do that, like literally do that and then get
back on the phone like Mo does, except I'll find you, I'll kill
you, I'll pull your eye out and show it to you. Acentem a
bitch, you know, like stuff like this. He would say to crazy
stuff. Um well, I'd love to get come all on just on the
fact that he is. Actually he was really good friends with the guy who
the director that made Bad Lieutenant Okay who went Nuts. I can't remember his
name right now. Maybe it's Greg I Racky, I think, But uh,
yeah, he was good friends with that dude. And uh he has
some wild stories that a lot of people don't know. Oh Betty does.
Uh. And but but I'm saying I would love to hear about, you
know, how they were inspired to do that, and uh talk about a
time. There was a time period a lot of people were doing the prank
phone calls, you know and all that stuff. I mean, you know
they get Captain Jacks on Howard like during tragedies calling into like during the OJ
chase. Oh that was the greatest one in the world. You know about
that, Aaron, Right, the the OJ. You know, by the
way, we're almost ten minutes over the hour, so I mean we're gonna
turn over to the next such over to the Uncle's show here, I actually
hear any second. I know, guys, let's I think, let's do
this. This was an interesting conversation nonetheless, but um yeah, do you
know about that though, Aaron? What what happened during the OJ bronk you
know the bronco j Oh, yeah, of course, yeah, I remember
that. I saw that. Okay, so Captain Jacks, you're familiar with
that guy from the Howard Stern Show. Not I knew the Stern Show.
I don't know that well. He would call up to a lot of places
and mentioned either Howard Stern's name or say Bob a booie during a serious phone
call to call in shows of all kinds, whether it was on c SPAN,
or it was uh you know, or or they would take calls out
of radio station whatever. This guy called up to place. Yeah, that
seems familiar. Yeah, and this with Dan Rather and Peter Jennings all the
time. Yeah. So during the OJ Bronco chase, he calls I think
CNN and and he says, and he's got this really clearly like fake black
voice going. He goes, hey, man, I'll see OJ Man,
I'll see him and stuff like this, and they're like, very serious,
Okay, sir, can you tell us what it is you see? I
will man, I see OJ. I see OJ. And he's scared.
Okay, he's holding a gun and he's holding a gun and they're taking them
all seriously, and they go all right, so we're gonna let you go.
He goes all right, then baba booe to y'all and he hangs up.
Now, the people on the line, it seems like some of them
might realize they just got prank and some of them don't, so it's really
this weird, awkward thing. But anyway, Captain Jack, that's how Captain
Jaks got really well, well well known but interesting. Yeah, and it's
hilarious because then Jaks, what did he do for the next many years do
nothing but keep sending Howard tapes of these phone calls from all over the place.
Good he could infiltrate all the networks. Oh yeah, me on multiple
lines at the same time, home shopping club, Larry King Live, you
name it, whatever took phone calls this guy was on. So anyways,
look, we now have hijacked your show, but definitely given it something else
different. And obviously you can a bitch about Eric Schmid on another night,
but I'm gonna shut up now and let you take your show back over.
Sorry, but fun topic, and I would love to get listen if anybody
knows, if anybody has any personal connections to any of these guests and can
somehow get them to waive their speaking fees, by all means, we'll be
more than happy, But we don't have the budget to pay people. If
we did, I would probably and I'd be very selective about it, and
I'd be more than happy to pay fees for Aaron or Uncle or anybody,
But we just don't have that kind of money. Otherwise it wouldn't be you
know, offering you guys thank you gifts for donations Okay, it's just the
way it is. So there we are. That's the way it is.
That's the way it was. And Chris, you sound you sound really good
man today, so hopefully that keeps going. All right, I'm gonna shut
up now. All right, Well, yeah, I'll just say that this
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Skype right now at this moment. He does should we go to the skype
Skype first and and they have him in Okay, okay, old fellow,
been a while, this guy has been a while. Yeah. How are
you? Yeah? Yeah yeah, I am so. Hi am. Did
you get a chance to see the new Flash movie Flash, the Flash,
the superhero that wears the red suit that goes fast. Yeah, I didn't.
I didn't see the new one, but they showed it on on the
on the clips. You saw it, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton came back
as Batman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw it. I saw
it on the clips. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah. I was
wondering if that if that's gonna be on in the movie theater or is that
gonna Yeah, I didn't do too well, So they're starting to pull it
out of the theater now they're taking it out and then put it in because
I didn't see it in the movie thead, but they put Barbie in there
instead. Yeah, my head, that's it down. That's a joke.
Yeah, right right now. The big thing is Barbie and the the movie
about the nuclear bomb or whatever. Imheimer. I was planking on the name.
Thank you, just to let you know we do you have listeners live
in Germany, Spain and Canada tonight outside of the US. I know you
always want to hear about that. So there you go. Oh this is
exciting. We got a lot of calls right out the bat. We have
a couple of people in the twitch chat room. We got creative accidents and
count Pepper over there. Australia as well. Australia as well. I just
Australia, Australia. Listen, Oh, I don't have there's a lady to
be calling me tonight, really waiting to have the review. Really did you
set this up? I had it set up last two weeks before. Are
you talking about? I had you? I had right. She was supposed
to watch a movie. What was it? It's the movie that we're gonna
review, Indiana Jones, Anna Jones. That's it, okay, the Final,
the Final, the Dial of Destiny. So if she's online, I'm
here stunt. They plugged him. You know who's her name? I always
forget her name? Yeah? Sure, no, no, no not.
She's called in at least twice, maybe even three times at this point,
but I always forget her name until she says it again. I apologies for
that. Yes, it's not nice to be well paying attention in so I
kid, I try to, I really do. I feel like maybe I
need a face, like when it's just like the voice. Maybe I struggle.
Plus I'm old, Okay, I'm not young anymore. I've got kids,
so I've got what they call dad brain. That's a real thing.
I can tell you if she had the podcast of her own, No,
no, don't. She just likes mine. Yea, she listens to mind.
I got him. Lara, Lara Clara, that's it. Yes,
that's an easy name too to remember my brain. Lara. Lara's her name.
Now she has a different Skype name, so that's why I was a
little confused when I had to go back and look. I found it.
Lara's her name. It may be pseudonymous or a pseudonym uncle, but that's
just fine, nothing wrong with that. But I can't remember that either,
which I should be able to. Hey, listen, we take calls from
COOLi d right or whatever his name is. His name, Oh yeah,
yeah, COOLi Digital five point Oh, I can remember that, okay.
And he's someone I know from my actual you know I know him. You
know I know the people because you've been alammed him one of our favorite people,
the lady, one of our favorite people's creative action. All of them
we used to get. No but ladies, we used to get a calls
from Sunshine on all the time, right talking about Sunshine. Yeah, we
haven't. We haven't heard one time got back to you. She has not
gotten back to me. I don't know. She went off to be an
artist, and I haven't heard much from her since. I'm We do get
some engagement from her on the Instagram, so she's out there and doing what
she does. I'm sure he's on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, she's on
Instagram. So I see if she doesn't call in later on, I can
play her part because I actually did see the movie, not in the theater,
but I saw it in a different way, so I have I could
help your review it if she doesn't call in. Okay, so Chris has
seen the movie. He can help your review it. There we go for
Indian Jis. Yeah, I can. I could work out there. That
does that work for you? Uncle? But can anybody else here? The
disappointment in Uncle's voice get anybody else goes on? I am Googles on my
show. I know about him on his show. Yeah, man, on
his show. I do you don't have man, he don't have ladies like
I do. I don't. I don't know what to tell you all.
I know what can tell you. The ladies like my show's over yours.
That's all I can tell you. Brother, man, you're the athletes.
It's a mitch, it's a miss. Well he got me on. I
know, I guess. Okay, Now let's I am this number. Call
on this Chuck Boy, get him on the calling call him up. All
right, Well look I'm I'm ing ing ingles wing. Yep, I'm also
a person on the phone at this moment. You can pop in any time.
Does this sound familiar? I think I've heard I think I've heard this
before. Okay, Um, so no that that that is interesting? And
yes, of course uha Lara, Lara, Yeah, Lara. We'd love
to hear from you. And I keep trying to make sure I don't say
Laura, but it's Lara. Uh yeah, I'd love to hear from you.
If you want to call in and do the Indiana Jones thing tonight,
if you're listening live, which that maybe our listener, the one listener in
Spain that maybe her so just a hiding. Consistent women is consistent. I
like a consistent women. Yes, you gotta understand, I think I get
it. Yeah, yeah, it's good to have the structure. The consistent
one seemed to be more fun. You don't want one on the sidekick over
here, you're talking about sidekick on the side here. Hey, Uncle,
you know somebody messaged me this week and said, what the hell uncle is
doing the cooking show? Now? What were you doing on Instagram? The
cooking talk about that? The cooking show? All that cooking show is awful?
Crazy accidents are crazy accidents? Keeps asking me about putting things on instacle
and his that's that. Yeah, it's a new Instagram. It's a new
Instagram for side kick form crazy accident. I mentioned this briefly in the previous
hour. Uncle, is that we're trying to do more like videos via social
media. We're doing more of those reels on Instagram, not only in the
hopes that you know, somebody might see it for the first time and start
following you on social media and then listening to the show and you know,
getting interest in the show in the network, all of that, but just
you know, it's just something fun to do too. Just more material I
also got. I also got to his wife into it too. Yes,
she cracked up. Man, she's I'm making I'm making the sandwich and she's
cracking up big time. I mean time. Wait, what was it you
were making tuna fish or something? I didn't I didn't understand. I haven't
seen it. What was going on? It's a tuna fish, mit,
tuna melt? Is that what it was? Not a milt tuna? I
tuned with a different kind of bread because then a Peter, right, a
Peter bread and it was made in tuna. Yeah, it's a special.
What what happens is that in the day, lunchtime rolls around, right,
and uncle is at home, so he's he's he needs something to eat,
and so he goes and he makes himself something. And what that something ends
up being is oftentimes quite unique. General my instagrams I put him on and
they just said, oh, let's put him on Instagram, all right,
soy body knows how to make it? Are you now? A crow?
That was what our with the tuna fish? And honestly that this this uh
and this was putting out tell you, yeah, that lunch was more of
the sort of standard fair sort of things you've made. I want to say,
because you've made some out there kind of things. I've taken photos of
them and put them. But now my wife will get the video and make
a video of you and put it on Instagram. We're trying to do a
bunch of those those kinds. So that's gonna be a series, if you
will. But also just like the same thing that we used to play a
lot of the clips from Daily Life on the podcast is just like the audio
of us, like basically yelling at each other and stuff. It's gonna be
stuff like that, but in video form. Video trying to do more more
into it. So far, so good. Yeah, if you make them
short enough, you can put them on TikTok too, you know. Yeah,
yeah, I know that TikTok to him butt is me, Yeah right.
It buttes me big time because it's on my phone and it's tuning me,
it's showing me, and I take it off the phone, but I
said, I can get it back. You wanna showed this picture of it?
Do you have the Apple Cale? Do you have the TikTok app?
I can get it, Oh yeah, my on my phone because it because
it has that I've had it on four and and it just keeps Yeah,
it keeps coming on, but but it won't say get get anymore, you
know. Speaking of crazy accidents, you know he's got something he wants,
um uncle to pick a glass out of the dinosaurs. Did you did you
see this? H I did? Is this the pierced wedding registry? Yeah?
This is for Pierce, for Redman's wedding registry. Right. Can you
pull up a picture, pronicle and let him pick a dinosaur? Okay,
so one of those dinos is what okay, one of those four from the
picture. Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll find who's getting well, Pierce
Redman got married already, but here we go married is a lovely white pay
me there? So we're just picking one of these four dinosaurs. Yeah,
I can you see this? Uncle, So let's see here. There's there
is a I guess, veloxo raptor. These are skeletons sort of etched onto
a glass. This is something apparently the two of them wanted on their wedding
registry. I don't you know what can I say? But it's uh yeah,
yeah, to pick it, I guess, So Uncle, your tuna
fish taco looks great. Okay, I got just got that comment in the
chat room at Ochili. So can you see these four dinosaurs? Uncle?
Can you see those clearly? There's like that food on this one right here?
That food one looks good for them. Do you talk about the Stegasaurus
rights with the with the fins on his back? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
okay, that's a good choice. You're good one. Got that shot?
I got it? Okay, got you. So it's a yeah,
it's the same the same one that I that I pick, creative accident,
So I'll have to go up with an alternative. It's fine. Let let
uncle's pick stand all right? Got it? Anyway? So what can you
say? An interesting dinosaur? Odd st Winston Porter, I don't know something
there's something special about these pint glasses. I guess, I don't know.
He wants to drink beer out of a dinosaur skeleton glass. Pierce actually chose
these idiots the stuff that somehow like became adjacent to his wedding registry. I
want to say, because it's on the site and you can kind of like
troll through the site and find anything you want. Am I righting this?
No? I think he actually selected this pop. Either he or Amy selected
this. Yeah, it's I don't know if it's forty dollars for all of
them or or I'm not sure. Um, but it looks like it's a
set. To me, it looks like it does dollars if it's a set.
It looks like if it's a set, it would be forty dollars.
Yes, but no, it would be right of course. But for some
reason we got to pick dinosaurs. I'm a little confused. But anyway,
it's confusing. I don't often buy dinosaur or skeleton glassware. I mean I
just don't. So you know, i'd go if islands in I'm nothing.
When I was saying I would go for um down Under Australia, like a
koala or something, or a kangaroomous snake glasses. Would you want a skeleton
of it? I mean you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, something
like that. I mean, not the course story. I got like his
skull faced sass shot glasses, you know, but that's me saying it getting
fires closest thing I got his skull faced shot glasses. I was gonna try
and brand them for O'Kelly dot com. But yeah, you got some and
what no, was that coming loom. I didn't get him. I didn't
get the shotglasses. No, I ended up with the skull faced ones.
But I couldn't get my stuff printed on him. Which I'm looking at you,
but getting new shotclasses, Chop, I know about the shot class.
You gotta get on the bool here. I now I given the due of
the wood. I know you getting him with the of the wood. Uncle?
Am I going to fight you to get him? Maybe it's that way,
Uncle. I successfully turned a knob earlier tonight? Does that redeem me
at all? I turned a knob and I don't even know what number is.
He's two. I turned both of them, not just one, but
two knobs. I turned, and I got my microphone to work properly.
That fixed him. Yeah, it's somewhat. It's somewhat better than the microphone
while you're playing, while you're while you're playing with your knobs and we're figuring
out dinosaur glasses. I want to remind you that Jimmy is still on hold.
Okay, so Poppy mine, popmine, we gotta have a conversation.
Do you I hear Jimmy? All right, we'll go to Jimmy. We'll
go to the call here. I want to be you hanging so much?
What's going on? I'm well having a conversation with so I kick hire.
This guy has to learn something, have to get wignal on these uh,
these drop glasses. We're trying to organize the situation with. All of a
sudden he says something about the different about the weddings drop glasses. And I'm
talking about that that guy had started with him not getting organized, getting easy
organized. Well past two years we talked about getting an uncle of the podcast
a shotglass, right and for the uncle New Year's Revolution, and and we
haven't pull it off. Yeah, gone, I'll hit it for that for
when that comes. But I'm afraid if it might not be here. Yeah,
you're saying I won't get it done in time. Yeah, Yeah,
that's my point. That's my that's my problem is I don't think i'll have
it in time. Yeah. Well with him, of course, Yeah,
if it's up to me, because a problem I could be a problem.
Well if he does it between like yeah, if he does it between enough
to chuck to two, if I have it to check, he'd probably have
it on time. Yeah. My only problem is the money. My only
problem is the money. Because here's the thing in between. Now, in
October, you order these things, you could have you definitely would have him
for the New Year's Revolution. So he's got up till October to get it
ordered. And we found a couple of companies I think creative accidents found a
company that was really good. I don't remember what the price was, or
how much they would cost, or if you'd get enough that you could give
some away or what. I don't know, but I know we found a
place that we could put the logo on the shot class. So let's look
with that. Then boom, Kenny, Well he's up the sidekick. He
found him. It's true, uncle, Unfortunately, it is in the ball
is in my court, is how they say it. So I I believe
you. I know, I know how I could have these things made,
and I could. I'm capable, trust me, I'm capable. But the
act of doing it, that's the problem. We need to somebody behind didn't
do it, I know, is the problem. And you side he is
a problem. I understand with money, yeah, but problem that time how
to put together more kind of people have pops. I understand that a couple
problems, but nothing we can't ever come get. Can we get to a
Times fan? Is what I mean? Uncle? Here time, I'll bring
this up because I brought this up on the previous hour as well. I
feel like this is where my head at is at right now. With the
merchandise, I love it. I love the merchandise. We still have Uncle
the podcast T shirts by the way, if anybody wants one, will tie
diet for you, or you can get one just plain white if you prefer
that one Uncle T shirt. We still have that. But with new merchandise,
I would love to do it. But I want to see if we
can build the audience to budget levels, and if we do, at that
point, I think I'd like to engage more merchandise because we'll be able to
move more of it, presumably. But I though, well, thus is
the social media videos and things like that. If we're able to do those,
that's why you're making tuna fish sandwiches. Now does it all make sense
to now see I'm trying to figure out all this information now in the way
I'm doing all this stuff going to my attention, you get it. That's
how you have to talk. The tuna is interconnected, intertwined, with the
shotglass. Oh it is in the world of online media, the two are
completely inseparable. Yeah, because that didn't look good a mind glass. In
fact, with an uncle the podcast shotglass. You might want to put tuna
fish in it and see if you can do a shot of it with whatever
extras that you, of course would recommend to put in there. Oh god,
I would the Trump class challenge next move. I mean, he's gonna
plain in the plan's gotten the work in this somewhere in the head. It's
working. I like to think that. I was absolutely thinking about, like,
yeah, like you're saying, we gotta wait on the drum class,
what we're doing is we're setting goals. Un We're setting goals right now.
This is what a true man does, Unhole. He sets goals and then
if he's manly enough, he tames those goals. You know a little fun
about that, the goals more hitting goals on this watch so many times it
ain't funny. Yeah, I hit my goals. Yeah yeah, yeah,
you use your watch to do that, right way? Yeah, I told
you you knew. I don't know. Is it about is it your standing
goal? I know he got one of those watches that keeps track of his
steps and all that. Yeah, I don't know what this is. It's
something about sirie. I don't know. It gets mad at you if you
like bounce around. It asked if you take a hard fall too, let
it happens. It kind of happens a while. I know that stop my
health actually too, maybe and it could be I don't know. Yeah,
it's quite a watch. Okay, let's get those ringing phones ringing, na,
Chuck, I can We've got We've got Jimmy here. Should we talk
to him? Yeah, Jimmy still there and we talked him. Yeah,
let's let's talk to him. Chris, What I mean, Jimmy, Jimmy.
I'm getting confused with names now, okay, Jimmy, Yeah, come
here, come here. It's been happening just the dog days of som hm
and today wasn't so bad. It was less hot here today. The last
day it's been was today. In fact, I got a chance to get
out and do some weed puddling there you god, I mean, man o
peat. There was no way I'd step outside, even walking dawn. Even
Yeah, it wasn't too bad today too. It was hot, but it
wasn't too hot was it hot over there? Is it hot up in the
northern areas where you're at jan It's been hot there too. Uh gets hot
in Michigan in the summers. I mean we're shrouded by water too. Man,
we get in the winter it's cold. In the summer, it's hot
it But you would jump in the pool, jump in the water, wouldn't
you in the lake? In the lake, I mean in the Great Lake?
How about that? And then jump in the lake when it gets hot.
It was funny, but they're disgusting that little stuff. I was gonna
say, if you like your skin, you like your skin, you ain't
jumping in like Michigan, you know what I mean. It's just it's a
little low pH. Is that the problem? Like swimming on the Hudson.
I wouldn't advise it, you know, well it might be fine, yeah
yeah, okay, so not recommended. Okay, so Jimmy's not been swimming
pretty hot up there in Michigan. Hot here too, but definitely dryer here,
bitch much dryer. Keach can feel the heat. Not no heat though
not a heat bath. It's not a heat bath here, but a dryer
duyat kind of thing. It's quite dry here usually usually usually more if you
guys didn't get up pre Canadian smoke curb just tore up my lungs for a
couple of weeks there where as sick as a dog. Yeah that was rough.
Oh that was up there. That was up yeah. He I mean
he's right up there next to Canada. I say, yeah, he has
just on the coal was on online with the Are you thinking Robin or you
thinking Chris? Oh? Yeah, yeah, but I think his end of
Canada it was. It was more easterly where the fire was. I don't
even know what province it was from exactly. Was it Quebec, was it
Ontario? What was it? I don't know. I don't know. I
didn't look that up robing Ontario. No, no, no, Robin's up
in British Columbia on the west coast. Oh he's on the west side.
Yeah, yeah, actually is Ontario. I'm way north of them. Um,
interested isn't to you then? So you're getting most of it then,
Jimmy, he's said in the list, that's what it is. Yeah,
it's from one of those provinces over there. I feel like I don't know.
Yeah, I looked at it. Yeah, we got our own fires
here as usual. It's fire season for us, so I've seen quite a
few burnt fields as of late. Drove home on Friday night, saw the
fire department out putting one out next to a gas station in the jacket the
box. We also might have some interesting news. What's that? Which?
Should I kick him with me? Oh? Yes, are you sure about
this? No, he hasn't had it in yet. Okay, you didn't
bring it, You didn't send it in yet. I didn't. No,
we didn't do your thing yet. I didn't. No, should I have?
Should do? If you did? May change back down to another day.
Oh, uncle is really hoping that we can do Friday nights again.
Um, that's what he'd liked to do, do this show on Friday and
Sat Sunday. I like to Fridays, but I'm hoping he might get this
other job. Well, that will go to down to be done by two
at two o'clock. My schedule has change of six. My schedule has changed
in such a way that I'd be able to do the Fridays again. I
don't know. I've no no idea if that will happen. No, no,
no, that's ability. I don't know if it will happen, but
the desire to do this show on Fridays again, is there is that spot
that spots might be filmed now as it Chuck is doing. No, it's
not. It's as empty as it's as empty as Jill Biden said, And
I think Friday. Gee, Jimmy James, I know it's one of the
people like to see. Jimmy James is one of the people who was asked
me more than once if there was a possibility of you going back to Friday.
I've heard this from the handful of listeners they would prefer if you go
back on Friday's actually a handful of them for sure, and one of them
because they want to do the drinking show. Yeah, well, like they
like how we had four solid hours of call in you know between my show
and you guys on Friday nights. You know, it's almost like an event
now with just my two hours or whatever they get. You know, it's
like, oh, it feels like we just got started with your show and
you know it's been nice. Yeah, I really do like to go back
to It might be able to, We might be able to that. We
too, would prefer it we'll say that we would prefer it that way right
now. It's not if she would have. If I did it, I
just end up not being able to be here too often. It would be
too many weeks where it just be like, well, can't do it this
week, Well can't do it this week. You know, I don't want
that to happen, but I might be able to switch things that where we
could do it again. You know, yeah, because I've noticed something on
this year. I've noticed it saying what's what's noticeable We've been not going on
shows listen because of your schedules come about as guests for the show to have
on. I mean, we've been saying you missed more broadcasts because a couple
of times, a couple of times. Oh yeah, yea, not as
a couple would to commit a couple. But it's happened more often since you've
been on Sundays than it used to happen on Fridays, is what he's getting
at. I think, Oh yeah, well, yeah, well that's another
issue too. Just I would say generally, generally, in the overall scheme
of life here where we're at, things are very busy. I know,
I know, probably even from me personally more so than ever. So just
like all the different things that take up my time make it so that that
happens a lot. Unfortunately. That's the thing I'm saying. Yeah, I'm
just saying, I that's that's a bigger thing that I don't know quite what
to say about, like I try to, but we're always trying to do
something about that is where the work hours deplete and the free time goes more.
Right now, the free time pretty low, work hours fairly high,
higher than I'd like them to be if we get them even out or ideal
situation, free time very high, work hours very low. That's what we're
desiring. I don't know if we'll get there, but we're trying. We're
trying to that. That's on you a schedule on thing. He's just doing
your schedule that I know, look and do all that stuff. But and
boh, but it's just that because I know we'll get doing take care of
it under today is he I'm trying to get one of these guys. I'm
trying to get one of these guys to talk get them guys back on it.
Were you guys that anyway, I'm working on it. Well, Uncle,
you know, the one guy wants to get paid to come on the
show. You know that we talked about that, yeah, or we did
in the previous hour. It's another thing that came up in the previous hour.
We're discovering that some people are asking to get paid to come on shows.
Now you know what, Yeah, this one you were talking him.
I'm listening, yeah, some of it. Yeah. So one of those
wrestlers, I'm not gonna say which one, but one of those wrestlers wants
wants us to pay him to come on the show. And uh, it's
not fair. You know, we can't approve if we do that. This
is my my thinking about it. If we do that, somebody here we'll
have to have a full time operation of doing bloodcasting. Yeah right, I'm
not meagining the name, but someone will have to do. And you I
hopefully out serious. Yes, But here's the problem. Uncle, Look all
right, there are some people we were talking about this last hour a little
bit, so we'll continue it here. But there's some people I'd be willing
to give a couple of bucks too, and other people know, okay,
and not like we got a lot of money to throw around here. If
we did, I wouldn't be asking listeners for money to keep stuff going.
Right, So you know, we don't got tons of money just sitting here.
It's not like I'm rich and oh I just do this as my my
fun time hobby. Only this is money. This is my that's the problem.
This is my hobby. You know, I understand my hobby to do.
I mean, I ain't a thoo, I've been my wok. I
am under done me pen, I'm I am a tight I'm the person that
if I had it, if I knew this on this equipment, I'm not
kiding off the chair light now and do it all all right. I knew
how to play with all these equipments. But here's the thing. Oh go,
if I say to you, look, I can get you a guest,
no problem, But I need a three hundred bucks right what you know?
Then what do you say? Okay, you got three hundred bucks for
one guest. Yeah you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I
understand what we need. We need help from Oscar de Laurentis. At this
point, I'm going take that. Let's get these rich people on our show.
Yes, if we someone get courage on the part, if we get
one which person just to talk on the show. There we go. We
will get some man. You gotta push to that, you know, and
let's pushing my recent travels on Trump Donald Trump. Oh, there's a suggestion
if he ever actually paid anybody fine, if the checkome bounce, lous problems.
Is he doing cameo? He's got he's got. No. Trump doesn't
do cameo. But if you go to his website, you can pay to
have him record, you know, those greeting cards with the happy Birthday voice
in him. He does have those for you over at his website. But
that's about as far as it goes to please trading cards, playing cards.
He's got everything, flags, you name it, okay, But but as
far as voice recordings, you can get that in the personally autographed picture any
which way you want, no problem. But no, he ain't sitting down
to do podcasts. Uh and and no, no, no, no.
He sits in in like that January sixteen, like he was looking at the
Pokemon and all those clowns at the time. Oh, he's watching the TV.
Yeah, so what's the point of just watching it too and putting one
of these playing knobs on here and playing with a knob. Yeah, but
what's the difference to that. Yeah, that's exactly my point. I get
my point. Yeah, yeah, but you know, he's got to like
you. He's got to personally like you for for him to go on to
do an interview usually except CNN had him on for a town hall like about
a month ago or something. But other than that, I mean, you
know, you're getting him to kick in. You can, like I said,
go ahead and buy a birthday card if you want, and you get
a happy Birthday from him directly with your name in it and everything. I'd
rather dot com well look, I'd rather get it too, but um,
just saying something you could do. It's within the remble possibility. Yeah,
anytime, you know, I mean that is always an option. But uh
got playing cards? He has playing cards. I have playing girds. Yeah
I have playing cards too. I mean he's got Go Brandon and I've got
the ten years You are the Effect cards, right, So you know,
just saying, well, lately we've had food on that on Instagram. Yeah.
See now now it's coming back to that. Uncle. I'm glad because
that is our concerted effort to try to grow the audience. Yeah, maybe
a hair brained screwball idea it might not work well. Helped me out here
because look, you know why I didn't watch the video. I got sent
messages about the video and the reason why I didn't watch the videos because I
heard tuna fish and saur kraut, and I said, oh, no,
okay, I just I mean, you know, it's not bad, like
ruining a pizza, but I mean, but I cannot imagine mixing tuna fish
and sauercraft eating that. So I don't know. I look at the hot
gig in the clouds tuna fish, Shane tell him about it, But that's
not tuna fish tuna. I don't know. That's just I don't know it
was, you know, because that's just wet cabbage, right, I mean,
isn't a souurcraft cabbage? Or am I mistaken? What cabbage is?
Wet cabbage? Go? Okay, what cabbage is wet cabbage? It's it's
with vinegar. Yeah, so it's cabbage kind of like pickled in vinegar.
More or less. What they did is, yeah, is this that place
you guys are talking about where like leather Face is like wanting you to like
come in and stuff. No, No, that's Gerald Sanders joint. No,
we're talking about Uncle did. We broke that case wide. Uncle is
done. Uncle did an instagram. We exposed Gerald Sanders. Sanders. If
he shows up on this podcast, oh I have a piece of his mind.
He's pretty expose. Uncle did. Uncle did an instagram where he was
making a special tuna fish of some kind with sour kroud. This is Uncle's
concoction. We're talking about christ any pizza. Well, that's what I would
listening. If you throw that on a pizza, I'm throwing you out a
window. I mean, I'm done. That's okay, come on, I
mean it's bad enough of the stomach. They have you bad enough. It's
stomach. Stomach. Absolutely, I'm telling you both of them bad stomach.
To see that you can tell you bring you bring me a pizza with with
tuna fish and sour crowd on it, and I'm punching you in the face.
I'm just telling you. That's the way that's going. I tell you,
all right. But but look that's why I know when he un just
dands my stomach pineapple, I'm trying trying to explain to people, Okay,
well, don't get the message. How do you get it pass your tongue
to get it in your stomach? I could get that past my tongue.
That nonsense, you could mean. I have no way, no way.
I mean my stomach might be able to handle it, but I don't know
if my tongue could. I don't know if I can handle a case to
it. But spaghettios the first line of defensees that get past that brilliant Listen
to Elvis over here. He wants to make mix peanut butter and spaghettios.
Elvis famously would mix peanut butter with everything. Right, it's too dangery,
man' trupse are you must be followed with something UM can swallow down fast?
You're saying you're like wet food. I think exactly that was gonna for you.
Oh yeah, she hasn't shown up, so I don't know. I
have no idea. We've had to ask you. Would they do that to
Tunafici in Spain? Do they have sourkraut in Spain? I don't know.
I could import it from Germany. It's not that far away. You can
import anything from anywhere. But you're a wait, okay, I know it
might have a link call there soon. Uh rink, you might have a
linkll okay, hey, I'm wait link coll So don't be talking, Chuck,
I'm waiting. Watch now. Lara wants calling on talking and then and
I'm sure she's probably listening. I don't he didn't you guys review this movie
because this is the first time in the Joins movie that has time travel.
Okay, do you want to do the Indiana Jones movie now because you got
about Yeah, you could probably run another fifteen minutes. You want to do
that? Yeah, I can kill it off with that. You want to
do that review right now? I'll go you into that or do you don't
want to wait for Lara or anything like that? You want to do it
now? And well he could always do an extended review with Lara next time,
and you could do a short one with Chris. Okay, so I
can do it with him since he's seen it, Okay, we can go
ahead and do it. Oh, oh you've seen it Chris. Yeah,
that's what he told. Pay attention. I forgot. I forgot. I
didn't see it at the movie theater and at the movie theater, but he
did see it. Yeah, that's what I mean, uncle. It helps
I kick to pay attention please, because you know Chris said this over a
half hour ago. Already isn't paying attention. This has a plain problem on
this side. I do play the role of Laura or Lara. I got
three kids, I'm older than you and and my dad. Brain's not that
bad. Come on, Eric, come on, catch um. Okay,
problems, Okay, let's start this review. Here we go, all right,
I'll shut up, I'll do it. Uncle, What what are we
talking about? What? What's this review? It the last m episode of
U and they don't have destiny? You know. He was going around and
trying to find a gun in the find this round piece of material made by
Archimedius. But Archimedes made it. My commedia made it, and they would
they would trying and he put it back together. They put it back together,
but it was broken. Pieces were broken. The problem was they had
to go to a place to find them all all the pieces to put them
all together. Chris, anything and anything coming to you yet on this?
Yeah? I oh god, I didn't start. We're doing the Lord.
I thank you very much. I expected more from the follow up to the
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I can't keep doing this, okay, thought
that guy, No, please stop, please stop. First of all,
I barely a moment. Do not say anything about the skull because these two
had not seen it. Oh no, you can say, I don't know.
It's okay, it's I'm not gonna interest in life happen. I'm not
going to men is uh the whole thing? Go ahead and talk about it.
I don't care about the sun. Say spoiler alert for everyone over there.
There you go, spoiler alert, but a look for these two.
But spoil away. No pro Indiana Jones. He uh, he dies in
a car crash on his way to cash in the Bingo ticket. At least
that was the movie in my head, because I couldn't really stand the whole
the real movie. Oh okay, well, the synopsis, according Guy MDB
very basic archaeologist Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve a legendary artifact that can
change the course of history, which you could easily see from any trailer.
Now, I don't know about this Bengal ticket. That sounds interesting, but
what what? What is it more interesting than anything else in the film?
Chuck? Really, and they had Warner von Braun in it. Basically as
the main villain. Okay, yeah, so kind so can we get into
the story. How does the story begin? Do we pick up from the
Last Crusade or whatever? Do we pick up from the Sean Connery joined the
piece of the franchise or I wish that they had gone that root chuck.
No, they did not, but they had a flashback that takes place around
uh nineteen forty four. That's it. That's it. Okage Harrison Ford,
but they don't he age his voice right right? Weird? Yeah, that's
bad. Well no, no, not at all. And um, they
basically made him as grumpy as Luke Skywalker was in the New Trilogy, where
he's like a curmudgeon, and they spoiler alert, Kyle le Buff played his
son Mutt in The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Correct, Okay, yeah,
yes, yes, in an act of defiance for no particular reason,
Mutt went and joined the army during the Vietnam War out of spite to his
father and got killed. So now that makes Marion an Indie basically split apart
and throughout the whole movie instead of having the final Indiana Jones movie with Harrison
Ford be something where you're like, oh, that's a satisfying ending for indeed,
No, we get a guy who's heartbroken because he lost his son,
he lost the love of his life, and there's no joy at all.
And this this, uh, the mcguffin of the thing to dial of destiny
basically is able to create tissures in time. The idea is that this Quarner
von Braun character that was brought over here. They even go into that a
little bit with the operation paper Clip him helping to start NASA. Well this,
yeah, this ties off the Apollo the Apollo celebrations, right, So
this ties all back to when they go after the Ark of the Covenant and
the Nazis are out there, which in in real true history they were out
there searching for artifacts and stuff like that. Uh. That that's that's a
piece of reality that a lot of people need to touch upon that Chuck Okay
is during getting into It's the same era. But the whole motivation for this
Warner von bron type character is that he wants to dialog destiny because he wants
to go back and change the outcome of World War two, not so much
for Hitler, but just for Nazis in general. Like He doesn't really care
for Adolf Hitler. He just wants to make it that the Germans won the
war, and that's this is his his his way of doing so by you
know, trying to get this U mcguffin as they call him, dialog destiny.
So India is competing with this so that he can rewind stuff and go
back and maybe keep his son from getting killed in Vietnam and stuff. Is
that what he makes a comment. He makes a comment to the effect to
his god daughter, who is on throughout the whole movie, that's like the
person that he's fighting with and going on adventures in the absence of his son.
He makes the comment that he would he asks, what would you do
if you could travel back in time? I would I would go back and
tell my son that him enlistening in the army cause his death and would totally
destroy his mother and himself. Okay, well he would ask him not to
do it, and you would think that that's kind of where they were going
towards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mutt was going to walk through the
door or something like. Oh, okay, Indian and Marion they have somewhat
of a very happy ending, you know, to cap everything off. But
no they don't do Okay, that's that happy ending. Okay, hold back
now, Chris, hold back now, Chris. Let's get from Uncle what
he thinks about all this. I mean, Chris, Chris is describing this
accurate. Uncle, what he's saying, Okay, exactly what he's saying is
right. Okay. But at the end of this thing, yeah, is
gonna be very interesting. The end. So you like the ending the way
it also because the way this sounds, Uncle, it came out like it
was like complicated, a little saying, hey, I didn't know that.
Yeah, and boom, and that was a surprise. You're talking about the
ending where they actually do the time traveling. Yeah, well people really enjoy
yeah time traveling. Yeah, when they did, Yeah, I like that.
It's what you said. Yes, I know it because I was watched.
I was next to you with the theater and I saw your joy.
Well, was this because of the special effect? That's what it was?
Was this was this because of the special effects? Or was this because of
what gets changed? Or what was the thing that made you happy about it?
They finally see his wife and then he hung and huh and hung his
hat. What about the end? Of the show. What about the airplane
and all that was the line in the airplane. That's what I'm talking about,
talking about that, the airplane. Oh, and then the other thing
is the other. There's two other things that I'm gonto the plane. The
one, yes, and the other one is the horse. This horse.
But they were going all over the place, running around, running after the
guard now and the subway, and it's going nuts. I thought that was
a character show, characting, part of how of how it was put together,
and how they were chasing after each other to get the piece to put
together. The horse is good. The horse was good. Yeah. And
then what about the airplane. But the plane, the ammoplane, that one
was going and toning. Yeah. They thought they were going back to Germany.
Thirty nine is something, and the guy was hoping that it was just
forty two forty two, forty one forty somewhere in there. And then they
at the ancient Greece, Yeah, ancient Greece, and and and said oh
yeah, and then and then and then they said, oh no, and
then and then all these other people are shooting at the plane. And then
they come and then pos and arrows shooting it, buying gun and and all
of a sudden they goes to plane goes down, yeah, and boom it.
It sort of sort of Louis control of what he was thought would be
but wasn't happening. I didn't think they had insurance. Oh that too.
And then and then all of a sudden, this other guy that, oh,
you know Jones said, ladies, let me stay here, let me
stay here. He kept saying to it. The lady to his goddaughter was
there too. He was there, and he wanted to stay there, whant
to stay there. And but then the man, the other man said here,
you can have it. Did the donald and the guy said that's pretty
much what happened, and that's exactly what happened, and then punch him in
the face. And then yeah, yeah, that's right. He punched him
in the face, knocked him out and went back to the end of the
movie where he's laying down on the couch. The wife original wife and came
out and to the had the hat on the hangar. And that's how it
ended. See now, I'm absolutely I'll tell you something because we're coming close
to where we're gonna end the show, and I got to say something here
I am absolutely convinced that I completely am right about not wanting to see this
movie now because it sounds it sounds about as bad as Creed three. Uh
really, man, I haven't if you haven't seen it, I have not
seen it. I've seen Creed three though, and that I was told you
you wouldn't see it. I knew you wouldn't see it. Check, I
knew it. I saw a creedure for two weeks to feel last, Who's
gonna watch it? And then I knew it was hopeful. Would you say
that the real true final Indiana Jones movie was the Last Crusade Sean Connery.
Yeah, I think he'd be the true last movie in my opinion. Yeah,
yeah, I think it's about right to me. Yeah, yeah,
because I can see his age growing up good, his age was going on
him, and and when he was saying it to them the last show to
do, he was actually pushing himself to do it Junior with the last with
the last episodes, and and I think that is James Bond. It turned
out to be his father. Yeah, interesting turn of events on that on
that one. But it's what that they on now on uh on stream,
every one of them now watching stream, you can watch Mona, watch him
on uh something. All the house party movies are too. I don't know,
it's a it's a very sad sounding thing to me for somebody who actually
saw Raiders Have Lost Arc in the movie theater as a kid, and like
that was an innovative, don't see it interesting movie And this sounds really bad.
Its just us So okay, that's want anything really to do with it.
I mean, he's got a pretty sure credit. But yeah, well
that's not saying much either, because I mean, you know what Spielberg has
done in recent years, who cares. But I mean the thing is,
it's just you know, I don't know, it just sounds like a mess
to me, and you know, just just an excuse. This Dick Harrison
poured into another old character that people will go to see for nostalgic reasons,
just like they did with Star Wars, you know, and then somebody has
I think he's shows in Star Wars. Yeah, but then they have his
idiot son Shoba lightsaber through his chest and finish him in Star Wars Universe.
And it's kind of like, I just hope they don't do another Regarding Henry
and ruin that franchise, yeah, or Witness if it's going to be any
the kind of movies of maybe of of the Oh you didn't like the New
Blade Runner twenty forty nine. I didn't mind the Blade rustling and everything.
Yeah, I didn't mind like that one. Maybe I got to go back
and check it out again, and maybe I wasn't on the right frame of
mine. I mean, there is is that I like that movie. You
could probably find that. Yeah, you could probably find that on Netflix.
But I think but it's a one that one. Yeah, the New Blade
Runner, look, it's got some cheesy parts to it, but you know,
the original Blade Runner had some cheesy parts to it too. You know
all the people, uh you know, it's like all this huge classic and
yeah, but it had some cheese. But that was the charm of that,
right movie, right, The cheese was charming, Okay, but the
cheese was roming. Next book. There you go. Young people would understand
it. I figure you'll get that as a tattoo sometime, Chris Stamp,
They go, I shrink. I want to say, I think the show
is about oversation about tattoos and now oh it's over. Yeah, it's a
conversation ends here. Hold on h minute. I want to ask him about
a tattoo. I know I had one guy I was. I know one
guy's working on it is his fun and uh uh Cooley, you're on.
You get his uncle tattoo. Yeah, uncle tat tattoo. I would get
that if you would that, if you he met a girl out there with
a tattoo. Two the sky was the limit. But right now the limits
of the show, we're at it. Well, this is made it.
This is the the end. I'm just saying that he wouldn't mind to get
in one two. So I have two guys who wouldn't Everybody wants one except
for me. I don't do tattoo, so it can't have I did I
do? Oh I can't have them blood pup. Oh yeah, yeah,
I can't have That's so easy. Uncle, the podcast host and co hosts
can't do it, but everybody else can. We encourage it about that?
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