For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is
the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive and kicking mun over here. I'll hit
but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.
This brother breaking on the forty yard but this brother, Come on, sid,
I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus you call that a penalty's number
one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut up,
you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant They just called
in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off? Are
you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. Yeah,
he's not a coach. Can give me James stupid. You're a super idiot.
For get soup up tight over literally to clearly why I will lie for
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Congratulations to everyone in the World Series, and congratulations to all the Fantasy winners.
Well everything, everything has happened since we last record. Congratulations to everybody.
Yeah, hope your computer survived Y two k all that shit? And
how about that fucking insurgency thing? Hu, guys, yeah, big time,
cly I really, I really think Nixon will get us out of Vietnam,
though I believe that he said he's got secret Vietnam? Is that a
thing? Now? We went to work. How are you guys doing,
Johnny? How was your trip to Johnny? Can we see him before we
get into sports? Did you you gotta know about this? Johnny? Can
we talk about your mother's sleepwalking team? Oh yeah, yeah, we've talked
about before probably, But yeah, she's got like we've talked about this show.
She just wakes up in the middle of a fields asking a tree if
you're my mommy. Yeah, she just got really bad. She has night
terrors and sleepwalking night terrors or when you like wake up screaming really intense dreams
all the time, and sleepwalking. So she she just runs around the house,
you know, like screaming, and she's driven away once or maybe twice,
I can't remember. Thankfully we lived. Yeah, sleep driving, dude.
Yeah, but she had a sleep study done while I was back,
and uh and now that's what they're treating her for, like sleep apnea,
and it seems to be getting better. So anyway, but yeah, dude,
she used to knock on my I think we talked about this, but
she used to knock on my door, and she was so like it was
almost like a different personality because she was so aware while asleep that she knew
as a kid to get me to open the door, she had to pretend
to not be asleep, so she would she would knock on the door and
go, John, John, just let me in. I'm not I'm not
asleep. Your sister's drowning. Your sister's drowning. I'm like what I mean,
just shit. That's the kind of ship she dreams about, dude.
That's why you are how you are. That's one of the reasons how many
to you that scary ship because you wake up in the middle of the night
as an old lady stating in a nightgown. At the end, I locked
the door, dude, That's why I started locking my door. Yeah,
yeah, I'm sucking. I'd be like, no, crazy, no mom,
crazy mom, that's crazy mom. I got another announcement from when I
was back home to Jason. We talked about this on broken simulation. But
my nephew broke my uh no ship for a week record. Can you believe
that he did ten days without taking a dump? My nephew, he beat
your fucking NASA space camp record. Did Yeah? He beat it by by
space poos for four days. Was he also a space half you know?
He? Uh? I don't know. He just didn't ship for like ten
days. It was crazy. He had like a or something they got you
got airtight buttholes. You go like a fucking like a family, but you
know, like family members, like I'll share like a Netflix password. You
fucking bid day, fucking family scripted the MERRX. Yeah, they just send
it by the truck of what else is up? Guys? So good?
Thank you. Yeah, I'm doing great things for asking. Thank you,
guys, you're much for asking. Sam your hair's shortest ship, bro you
got that fucking I know. But I'll talk about his hair. Dude,
he's self conscious about it. He's so he's been like that. Somebody's talking
shit about him wearing a hat too. I never knew somebody I never knew.
I not know the person by just I just didn't want to wear a
hat. I've been wearing it forever now. Johnny sam Boys wears hats like
he's about to be like a producer of a rap video. And Johnny always
wears a hat like he just came out of the woods lost. Yeah,
dude, this hat. My girlfriend hates this. I've had this. Are
you wearing it? If your girlfriend hates it's like my I wear it in
the house, his lucky fishing lure hat. It's got all his fishing lures
in there. We've got this down lighting in the house and it gets in
my I don't know, fucks me up. So I wear a hat.
So just so you know. And Dana hasn't heard this, but I'm going
to announce it Herebody knows about this, her pies. But I bought two
tickets James possibly beating the Karema du Jabbars thing on March ninth, I have
to go. I need to go seven days. Is it March ninth or
it's February February ninth, February ninth, So let's wait from today, so
we have if he doesn't beat if he see I think he wants to do
it in LA because they will have more bang. Tell me this, Sam,
Can you imagine a world where he's about to break it and like whatever
the game before that is New Orleans or whatever he's about, or like Oklahoma
City or wherever the fuck he's supposed to be, and it's clear it's like
ten points away he's gonna break it. Can you imagine a world where they
rest end that game like I do? Because he already took a game off.
He already took a game off in Brooklyn, So it's like, are
you where? Do you where? Would it be cooler to break the thing
at the Staples Center in LA or OKAYC Yeah? I mean for the league
too. NBA wants that because they want to and you know that. Do
you think they're gonna apply kaream to Oka? See? Okay? See,
by the way, we'll see what happens. So you've got tickets for what
game? The February ninth, three games February ninth. He he needs twenty
six, he needs sixty three points, So, I mean games is that
left between them? It says project three games. So let's look at this.
Let's look out my games has left before that. I think it's just
New Orleans. I think it's just New Orleans and Okay, see left.
Oh dude, Yeah, you're you're gonna be close. Dude, it's gonna
be like right at the beginning of that game. You have a ticket too,
if if you get it, because he's probably you know, what's what's
the averaging twenty something? What is it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
let me see what right now? Yeah, there's two games, two games
between the game I have and and New Orleans and oksey, if he scores
thirty points, he's averaging. He's averaging thirty a game. So you're right
on it, dude. Yeah, well, you better hope that he scores
like fucking thirty eight on that first game. You better hope they sit his
fucking ass, see them sitting his ass too, and that the Lakers aren't
playing that bad right now and they are making a tiny little run for uh.
I mean, he's averaging thirty points a game and he's past two years.
That's so crazy. He's had to do a lot more with these teams.
I know, but that's crazy. Well you put them together, but
it's super it's just super interesting because like there's some real deals out there that
they could get for Russell Westbrook and they're not doing it. So I'm like,
so let's let's just be honest here. Let's say they just want to
get Lebron to pass this mark. That's the big thing. It's the big
celebration, Lebron James past cream. Nobody thought it was gonna happen. Happens,
right, Yeah, that's the big change. That's the big thing.
But they don't do anything. Russell Westbrook gets off the books after this year,
and then Lebron James going, hey, dude, I don't always the
rest of my time on this shit ass Lakers team. You could see Lebron
force a way out. It's actually the easiest way out for them out of
this whatever's going on. Then taking on all these bad contracts to make Lebron
happy, who could still ask out at the end of the season, is
to just get him to want to ask out, Just be like, dude,
beg goat, we'll send you anywhere for picks. Just as he kind
of wants to leave already, though I feel like he still leave it.
I mean, I don't think they'd have to, but he just signed a
contract so they can't, and I guarantee you got a no trade clause.
So they need him to ask the out, and the best way to do
that is to just go. We're not winning a championship this year. There's
no peace coming to us that is going to help us win this championship.
We don't have enough outside shooters, so unless Steph Curry or Kevin Durant or
anybody like that comes, it's like it's just not happening. Maybe you might
have a you might if you could just beg the Portland Trailblazers to let Damian
Lillard go, that's your only hope. But he doesn't want to leave,
and they've kind of want him. I mean, that's talking you. You
who talked about it to me as well about Westbrook Fur. You know,
Levine to Chicago and a billion of other fucking things. But I don't know
why Chicago want to do that unless Levine just doesn't happen there. I know,
I don't blow it up. Bro. That's the only reason that they've
done it too late in the season, because the only reason to blow it
up is to try to get that seven foot four NBA kid. I mean,
I bolls are five hundred. Well, there's also this idea that Levine
John but I'm working on the I was just being silly. Uh. There's
also this idea that Levine's numbers dot boy, that I was being I was
doing the joke. You don't get to do the joke because I just did
the joke. You were doing it the Levine there's this idea that he doesn't
his numbers are kind of empty numbers. You know, he's got that kind
of label on him. Yeah, I mean he just shoots too much.
Yeah, he's never been a team that was dominating anybody. He's like a
guy you needed to be, like the third best guy on your team,
which if he came here, he would be if he came to the leading
the second best guy he's better at. I just's not He's not the guy.
He's not the guy. He's just a stat stuff. So anyways,
I know, you don't want to talk any NBA right now with the Well,
the funny thing is I'm not even joking. You see all this shit,
This is just all my punch drunk notes I've been having since we've been
on our hiatus. Yeah, right after right after did you hear we landed
on the moon. It literally says Sam's thoughts on Lebron breaking Kareem's record.
Now, I heard Byron Scott say something that I wrote it down because I
wanted to say it to you, um, and I thought this was a
smart way of putting it because you'll always get the Lebron versus Michael, and
now that he's about to break this record, then you get the goat ship
coming up. And he brought up a great point. He goes the difference
in Lebron and Michael was Jordan didn't get drafted first. We didn't hear about
Jordan all this time we watched Jordan become great. Lebron was always supposed to
be great. Lebron was anointed as the next guy. So he came in
with like he almost can't win it. He never got a champion, never
got a championship, never, and then he got one like, well you
know he didn't get it in Cleveland. Well then he gets when he coaid
well, then he's always going to be in that shadow because we never watched
him achieve, we never watched him really fail. He just kind of waited
for him to fail. Well he did. He he had two series where
he didn't do well, and that that to me. That to me,
I not defending Lebron but in a twenty six year career from the age of
seventeen. But when you're when you're getting to this, like the break the
top five in in in and once he beats Kareem, I'm gonna go,
Okay, he's number one points number four in assists that that means something.
Obviously, I'm not gonna sit there and be like, are you know right?
That means something moving up? I'm about to move in the number six.
Larry Bird, you got him passing Bird, I have him. Well,
he's right in there with Kobe, Kobe burd Um, Will Chamberlain,
Bill Russell. Like that group, like like the second tier of in my
humble opinion, the greatest ever duel that group. But the guys in the
top five to me are just guys that never had a bad series, always
brought it and even though maybe they didn't always win, they still were like
just they just dominated and that, and it goes Kareem. It goes Michael
and Kareem one a one bat right there, bang bang, They're both like
the best. Then I go Magic Johnson. This is where what I'm agreeing
with you about Magic. I don't know. If I got Kareem and two,
if I'm honest, I get out of that to get everything. But
it's just, you know, I don't know. I have a hard time
with the timelines and the different eras of the game. Winning gets into this
shiit of like, well, you know what about will Well will its fucking
power forward in this area. I go, Okay, it's hard for me
to go. I mean, Kareem. I think Magic would do the same
ship Magic always did do. I think Kareem would be as dominant in a
league that has five seven footers on every team. I would be pretty skinny.
Well, I mean, like, look at this kid that's kin draft.
He's seven to four and he's thin. Look at I think he would
have a he would still have a skyhook, but he would have also other
facets of the game because he just, dude, you gotta understand something.
He would go down there and have three he go three on one, they
would have everybody. He played in a league where they didn't even have a
three pointer. He also played league the rules for defenders or like drastic is
different, So you have to remember that too. They weren't I mean,
they could do whatever they wanted to that guy. If you go back and
watch him banging around stuff, if you're like, oh my god, how
would he do here? How they they dominated the environment they were in.
So Number four to me is Tim Duncan and everything that people say outside the
stats stuffing Duncan that people say about Lebron Tim Duncan did in a herder in
a harder conference. You can't even compare Lebron Jason's Eastern Conference to what Tim
Duncan had to go through to get all to those finals. It was I
mean, like dude, it was murders row. He's the only reason that
that Kobe and Shack didn't have a bazillion more titles because Tim Duncan and the
Spurs were just assassin. He he did everything Lebron James did in a smaller
market in a harder, harder conference. And then the last one in the
top five is Shock and we just don't give shock enough credit for how he
was Jackson my top five. Ye, dudes, I wouldn't want to rape
me? Yeah, well, actually he's probably He's probably in the top three
if I'm if I'm being real, well where is He's not that hung so
you might want him to. It's about the weight on top of me more
than it is. I mean, Scottie got a fire host. You don't
want that. You don't know me, Bro, I do want that.
I want a skinny guy with an elephant trunk. Fucking That's what I was
gonna ask Jason who's very last on that list? Who's the dead last guy
on the list the people you don't want to rape you? Who's Brad Williams?
Okay, interesting, I don't Red rebang Sam, Brad Williams been there,
done that time out. I'm just but I would say probably Jake of
athletes, JJ Reddick, Well, because that wouldn't be rape, that'd be
love any any international, uh internationally recognized ping pong player for just doing athletes?
Um, so yeah, that's it. I mean Lebron James does move
up the number six. I don't know if I got a top ten as
much as you do on that. But I do know this. Jordan's one.
Yeah, Shack's in that top five. Yep, Magic's in that top
five where you got Kobe, where you got Kobe Jays. I fucking might
have him in my top five. Man, he had two on yours.
I have him in that bottom five of the top five. I mean at
the bottom five to ten. Let me just ask you this straight up.
But there's seven guys in there. There's like six or seven guys battling over
that five. I can't Larry Bird, Bill Russell, Will Chamberlain, uh
Lebron James, and then um, who is the other one. It sounds
like you got yourself a situation you might have to suck your way out of.
The thing about Kobe. The thing about Kobe is Kobe had two horrible
series in the finals, like he wasn't Jordan, where Jordan showed up every
time. He had two horrible series and that was against the Pistons where they
let Shaq go off, and then he said, we're gonna just gonna have
to have Kobe beat us and he couldn't step up. And then yea was
yeah, the Boston Celtics, in which they gifted him the game seven by
sending him to the line like twenty six like the Lakers, like twenty six
times in that second and a half, and only Boston only a couple of
times. So I have Kobe in that second half. Lebron James doesn't make
the top five because he's had he had bad finals where he disappeared and that
was against San Antonio. He had a bad final in Dallas, Dallas,
he had a bad final against remember he dude, that was the first series
with the heat. He was overwhelming favorite, disappeared. He had a bad
final his last I think the last finals against the Warriors with Cleveland, he
totally disappeard. You told he was checked out. I'll tell you that.
Let me ask you this. You got you got your top four, okay,
and just I'm gonna give you I'm saying you got four of them between
Shack No it's George Jordan's dream Magic and Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan. So
I'm gonna say this, with this record coming up right now, for that
fifth spot, I'm gonna give you two people you have to pick from,
and right now you gotta go gun to your head. You gotta pick one
and that's it for the fucking next year, for the fifth spot. Do
you go Lebron or do you go Kobe Bryant. That's tough one. That's
a tough one because for everybody's record, Sam is actually thinking right now,
if you're just not if you're only getting audio, he's not on his phone
at all. He's rubbing his chin like that fucking statue I am. I
can see smoke coming out of his ears. I think I think that Lebron
was a much more skilled and physical, physically physically gifted player than Lebron.
But I think Kobe wanted to kill people out there, and he had it.
He had He was great. He just was just didn't have the same
fastball that that Michael Jordan. He just wasn't got He did everything like him,
and you listen to players to play with him. They thought he was
a killer and he was a psychopath. So if they're so, the whole
question gets through what you basically do as you little is every you're you're you're
doing this fantasy basketball game in heaven, right, and you had your top
leven guys, top twelve guys and the guards. Okay, Hitler's in there,
but you're picking them at their statistically greatest season they ever had, Right,
who are you taking? I'm sorry, but I would probably take Lebron
over Kobe. But I would take Shack over Kobe at their physical primes,
like when they're just murdering people, young Shack could run and probably cover Kareem
cover Lebron James. You remember how gifted that guy was when he was still
thin, he was crazy. I don't know if they'll ever be another.
The closest thing we got to that, the closest thing we have to that
is is Joel Embiid. But he can't stay healthy and he's not as fast.
Joel Embiid's too slow. Oh, Shaquille O'Neill was just a murderer,
bro Greek freaks pretty. He's definitely close. He's big, and he's strong,
and he's athletic. He's he doesn't have that Kevin Durant kind of lanky
body. He's got a fucking up a big frame on him. Yeah,
and he's he bangs download, he's up. He could be discussion eventually.
He just has to win a couple more. I just don't know if he'll
ever be able to get the pieces to make it happen. Because of the
market he's in, he's got to go to the transfer portal. That's what
the indoor calls, I'm gonna blow this up and trade me. Well,
I he's old school, and I think that's a big reason why the NBA
loves Europeans, because so many of them come from these like just shit holes.
Like they're gorgeous countries, but economically they're struggling. Right. They want
to come sign a contract, play one game, take that game, check
to their country, retire, and then buy the country. There's anyone more
games? You only played one game, sir? I mean, like,
now, this this record, Johnny and I were talking about it, this
record that that um Lebron James is gonna break, hopefully in the next in
three games. Okay, if he breaks it right, people like this will
would be broke. Well, there's somebody who's on pace to do it,
and that's Luca Daunt. But the problem is, and John was saying this,
Luca doesn't look like he's gonna play for twenty years. He just doesn't
take care of his body the way Lebron James has. Lebron James would think
care of his body, right, out the game. He's always been that
guy. Well, he knew he had to. He was smart enough to
know, Hey, if I want to play this game for a long time,
I gotta fuck in. And you always see this people. Those people
are like, hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking till the tires come off,
and that's them, I'm done. And then there's the people that like
they have two different seasons, the regular season and then in the off season.
And let's talk about how much long I mean, Lebron's going thirty a
game. How much longer do you think he's got. I think he'll play
at least until he's seventy whiter. I think he's going to at least try
to get to play long enough. Thirty eight. Who's who's NBA career longs?
The oldest person not the oldest person was the longest. Who was Robert
Parrish? Yeah, I think he. Vince Carter is the longest NBA career
twenty two seasons. And what's Lebron it right now? God, that's you
know. I think it's a guy that doesn't get enough respect. In my
opinion, Vince Carter, as long as he played good, you know,
it's twenty for Lebron. Listen, Vince Carter. He doesn't get the respect
he deserved because when he was young and just full of like sprung, he
didn't take it serious and he would say it, he goes, my life
isn't just basketball. I don't want to just play this forever. And then
then he wouldn't leave, right, So it's like right, I mean,
like you think about, like Lebron, dude, Vince Carter. When the
Nets were playing, dude, they were just like, give Vince Carter ball
and close it out. He just didn't have that killer instinct, like if
you wouldn't put like Kobe Bryant's mind in Vince Carter. Who knows how many
championships that guy could, but he just wasn't that killer. He just didn't
care. He just didn't. And then he think I think Lebron wants He's
already made it clear that he would like to play with his kid, but
I think that he wants to play with his grandkid. And look, all
Bron he's gotta do is fucking Hamburger up one of these fucking hot freshmen that
he You think the girls aren't clamoring onto that guy. Look dump one into
a dummy, get her pump out another fucking NBA star, and in eighteen
years you're gonna have Lebron Brownie and their kids. Sharon Baby Sharman they call
him. You got Bronnie, you got Sharman, and you got the old
man. Let me ask something. Let me ask her how long? What's
he? Over and under until Lebron James's wife leaves him and becomes trans and
then joins the NBA just keeps happy. There's no way he had her sign
pre numps because they've been together since high school. I mean, you know,
probably once she's an empty nester, once all the kids are gone.
I bet I dude, I bet she gets to do what she wants.
I mean he does, you know what I mean, there's some sometimes people
just don't rock the boat. You got a good situation, everyone keep them
us done that. It's at some point she gonna be like, mommy wants
some dick too. But I bet I've been dude. I bet That's what
I'm saying, Like, I bet you with it. He probably already gets
I mean, she probably gets it. Yeah, she's probably got her roster.
He's got his roster and they're a good team. Dude. You remember
one time that Amy Schuman was attractive enough that Lebron James was trying to hit
it. Do you remember that? She's remember? I remember, yeah,
I remember that. I believe we did our last podcast a week before that
happened. Yeah, yeah, that was like four years ago. Yeah is
Amy? She We're doing stand up now. The reality team. Girl's amazing.
So let's get into the football. You've been You've been kind enough to
to you know, we gotta I got a big update before this. I
got a message from our listener, Casper. Oh, I send you,
Johnny. I'm gonna send you something up. They update. The AFC and
the NFC have merged to form the National Football League. Get ready? That
will never work? How are they going to decide the winner? Boy?
The sixties are going to be a wild, wild time. So I'm talking.
So Casper sends me a message. Now, if you remember Casper,
last year one Casper one Man of the Year by by hooking up with those
two sisters, one of them being his best friend. And he never hooked
up with either one of them before, and he hadn't been late in four
years and one week, these two sisters both hit on him and fuck him
the exact same way. Update alert runk Update up days hanging out with the
other sister. Oh there's a third sister. No, no, no,
the second sister. His Basically, it was like Tiana's sister and I banged
Tianna and I banger sister and nothing ever happened. They never talk about it
again. They never We're saying that doesn't sound like it, definitely doesn't look
like it anytime. Sam says he's listening, I mean, I am not
even I am listening. I am list dude. There's a Clipper game going
on right now that well, what you can watch that, but you gotta
listen. So I am mom last for hits me up with this message,
and he goes, you're not gonna believe it again. It happened again right
as it started. Two thousand and three. Now, almost one year to
the date, he's hanging out with the other sister all weekend. Nothing and
again they've never fucking mentioned one word about it day. Everyone just pretended like
it never happened. He still doesn't know if they're two sisters. No,
they're hanging out, and he's saying it in his accent, and we're listening
to the music, and you know, and they're sitting around doing whatever it's
been in Dreidos. Probably one of them called to ask fucking musics. So
sall, yeah, there's a bunch of geese and the indoors. They have
geese indoors for some reason. Why is the goose in your ship? He's
a thoughtest guy. So she we're having wine, we're listening to music.
She goes into the bathroom for a second. She's kind of drunk, but
he's thinking, oh shit, you know, I hope she's not too drunk
or maybe, you know, I have to try to get her home or
something. She he goes, she comes out of the bathroom, she takes
off her stockings. Is that what they're called? Did they call him stockings
in America? Go? Yeah, they call them stockings. She goes,
and then she just takes her fucking TETs out and we just start fucking again.
That's amazing, Jason, Jason, is this the one that's his good
friend or the sister of the one? And he said, it's fine,
I could tell the whole story. They never even listen to this stile beating.
How are you telling me, where is he from Sweden? Denmark?
So you're telling me Denmark chicks don't listen to Punch Drunk. Is that what
you're trying to tell me? That's not ours good It's a good thing you
didn't because number one doesn't. He deleted They've all subscribed, but he went
into her phone and deleted her subscription, so she doesn't get the updates on
all the frequent podcasts that this show does. We did a filibuster and we
waited until they are we're no longer friends, so now we could talk about
this. You so don't let me just say this to all the Punch Drunk
listeners. This guy is already February second, leading to run for Man of
the Year for twenty three. So we got to meet these sisters. He
should bring him up so we can interview them, Yeah, and not tell
them why. You know, we won't even mention it. And you know
we just like so I understand you, like why, really we're really interested
in women in sports, you know. Yeah, she can do a merry
fuck kill with one of us. I'll just be like, look, I
like, abba, I got a couple of fucking dec in the kitchen.
I got a fucking penguin that I can't get rid of. Live in the
fucking icebox, and I'm fucking rock hard right now. I don't think that
can go wrong. You guys been watching any of this Pro Bowl shit?
I was just gonna bring that up because I want to talk Pro Bowl stupid
shit, and I want to talk about how the Dunk Contest has been ruined.
Yes, go on, wait, how is the Dunk Contest run?
They don't even have an NBA player in it. There's two NBA players in
a fucking what d league player that's in it? I go Really, the
NBA All Star Game? You can't find there's a people on YouTube, don't
get a YouTuber. Maybe the janitor can do a fucking three sixty. I
missed the days of rock. I've a read Dunk Contest. I knowss the
days of people. It doesn't mean anything anymore. Yeah, the NBA mess
that all off, dude. They change the rules every year. They think
it's just stupid man skill. The Skills Challenge is better and more interesting than
the Dunk Contest. Now, okay, here are the participants, Shaden Sharp
and Portland Trey Murphy, the third from New Orleans. kJ Martin from Houston
and Max McClung from the Delaware Blue Coats. Held on, did they get
that kid from Portland this one day? Portland shaden sharp? Is that who
you're talking about? Yah? Who is Mung or Chung or whatever? What?
I don't see that? Yeah, McClung, Max McClung. Is that
who you're talking about? Chung, Max McClung. Okay that Chung Clung English
to Tripoli. Max mcclong is from Lee. Change that guy Chung Lee from
the fun King Chong Dung doung Bung Bung. Oh he's a white dude.
Okay, Yeah he can jump the roof. Yeah you can't pull up a
clip of this fucking dipshit. Yeah, but my kid's sharp in Portland.
That kid's nasty. I want to see the NBA fucking at the fans get
to vote who's in the fucking dunk contest and you gotta do it and you
like it? Listen if okay, let's say Sammy's running everything all right?
And I first rule number one is that in any they're in the NBA,
if you play in the NBA, you cannot sign a shoe contract which states
that you get paid more if you live, if you play in big markets,
get rid of that gone bye bye bye, that's gone. Second thing
is we're gonna give a cap on the amount of guaranteed money you could make.
Okay, Uh, it's all about you know, life change. You
gotta take care of my family. Let's say somebody signs a four hundred million
dollars deal. Okay, they get they guaranteed up the half that two hundred
and that way the team isn't stuck if he blows out wheel or he doesn't
end up playing. Well, that's it. And the second and the third
thing I would do is if you if you get selected to the Dunk contest,
you gotta do it. That's it. Yes, no, whit.
Johnny has to get a new hat. I'm in. I'm in more of
this on Golden Pond hat that Johnny has to wear. I know, Johnny,
what is this cocoon? Here we go? Hey, oh, Tom
Hank switched hats switch. Here's this guy? Look at this guy here we
go looks like wearing a brains hat. And you fell asleep on the subway
and woke up with a bunch of graffiti on the Oh, this is that
now is this guy? Okay, bounce, he didn't win. Oh.
I love it when black people see white people do athletic shit. It's like
it's like they can't believe it. People attracted game. Here we go.
Okay, how cook when he dunk? That gets joffe because this is fucking
fake. It is a deep fake. The I I'm from a gay city,
Virginia. Is he in a mind or something? Yeah? D League,
Delaware Blue Coats or something like that. So he's in the the league.
Okay, I mean so since when? So now now people not in
the NBA are in the dunk contest. Well, then let's see some of
these super school kids that can jump out of the gym. You want here,
stupid, I want to see John Morant and I want to see uh
Morant won't do it is just ridiculous. Is he the best white dunker ever?
Is what they're asking. I don't think. So let's see. No,
he's not white, come on JJ reddick dunks fow. Let's skip to
number one here, all right, it's got to be John Paxson number one.
Here's number two. Oh no, this is his best dunk ever.
Here we go. It's pretty good. Yeah, that's a game in a
game, But that's in a game. The in between the leg dunk,
he does nothing. That's part of the dude. That's a big reason you
can't discount. That's a big reason for the dunk contest falling off is because
the players aren't challenged by it anymore. They're like, dude, I mean,
what can I do to surprise anybody that I remember? They because for
a while, the last time it was interesting, it was getting to the
point where like, Okay, everybody's done everything in a dunk. Now we
gotta add gimmicks, you know, we gotta put on Superman capes and Joe.
Now they've done all that shit. Now they've done everything, and so
they're not challenged. But we need to get back to that acoustic kind of
dunks. Duncan, You're right, Duncan got like the way synth music got
in the eighties where everyone quit playing instruments and everyone's got computers and fucking keyboards
that look like guitars and ship. Yeah, and then after a while music
got back to a real rock and roll and real finesse and just back to
the art form of it. We need someone they're doing power dunks. We
need someone to make these dunks. Look, it's gonna take money, right,
it's gonna take money, and we've got the money. We've got all
the money. Dana's talking to your chasing. Oh, this is Dana's new
things. She talks on my podcast. Go on, can't see that's her
new new thing. But I just see sent the side of Sam's head.
Yeah. She doesn't like to come on camera. She just likes to be
off screen. Dana Flatt show a tip, so I know it's you,
Dana. I can't hear you with your shirt on. What are you gonna
ask him? What's gonna tell her to lick it? What did she say?
She said, you lick it? I thought you were for coming here
last dude, Lawler's lawing. What'd you say? I'll be quiet going,
I thought you were coming here? Where is she pointing to her face.
Yeah that was a good one. Well, and Dana, I'm coming out
at the end of the month, okay, and then I'm staying for a
long time. And by a long time, I mean long time, love
you long time. So you want to talk some football or what, well,
yeah, but I want to now on it. Segue that how the
dunk I tested ruined. Now I'm looking watching this All Star shit today?
What are you getting to that? Hold on the last thing about basketball so
so so interesting because they were talking today about Lebron James someone coming to Grip
with nepotism, right, Like, you know, this guy's been marching about
equality and you know, opportunity and all the stuff. Well, his son
has been invited to the McDonald's All American Game, which top twenty four players
in high school basketball. Guess what his son's ranked. Nah, that's that's
typical. I was gonna jokingly say, and it's actually lower. Now full
disclosure, I have been following Brownie for a little while. He has gotten
way better, Like looks good, he's he's he he's catching up to the
hype, like he's actually Duke can jump off of a gym. He's not
as tall as his dad, his brother, his little brother's really tall.
Noways got a little brother, dude, and you see the videos of him
and his little brother, and like two years ago it was like this,
and now it's like this, Yeah, he's gonna be tall like his dad.
He's like six ten, but like, yeah, so that's the kid's
gonna like annihilate everybody. Is the younger brother. Everybody thought it was gonna
be Brawny, but it's really gonna be the younger brother. But he's gonna
go So it's probably gonna go down to USC or because USC. I think
it is a Nike school or Um Origin. I think are the two teams
that Brawnie's gonna do. I get, I guarantee you'll go to USC.
But it's so interesting. Yeah, and on top of that, dude,
it's just like you're really starting to see nepotism in the NBA getting really bad.
Like you're just seeing juniors and the thirds and all that coming into like,
oh, this was his dad, that was his dad. This is
the exact same way. You see all these people, I mean, Patricks,
certain fucking junior. You see all these people that are my buddy and
that were joking. You're like, remember when we first started to feel like
we were getting old was when the people that we used to have posters of
on our room in high school were now coaches. And now the people that
we used to have posches of in our room their kids are in the NBA,
in the NFL. Yeah, and I'm still waking up being like,
man, I wonder, I wonder what my forty time would be, you
know what I mean. I still watched it and you just you go,
fuck nine seconds maybe three seconds longer than it was fucking five years ago,
and we did it sneaky athletics, like you didn't next see it coming,
but you always found a way. My prol officers said that to me,
he goes fucking fast, bro, fuck fast. You really are, dude,
you really are? You really go. So so you're gonna talk.
We're gonna talk about the Pro Bowl right before we got that's when we were
just getting into we were just finishing up to the NBA. Let's talk about
the Pro Bowl real quick. But so the same thing I'm watching this ship
right now. They were having at the fifty yard line balloons, water balloons.
You gotta throw it and catch it like shit. People do it summer
camp. It's like a field day, that's what you're saying, a school
field day. And I'm thinking, are you shitting me? These are the
dumbest these are the things you came up with. I gotta watch an offensive
lineman throw a fucking water balloon to his buddy and he's got to catch it
real delicately so it doesn't break, or if it breaks, you're out.
I go, you gotta be shitting me. So I jotted down a couple
of things I think that would be great, And you tell me you wouldn't
turn into this. Sam. You go the anybody that's in the Pro Bowl
this weekend Friday night, if you've got a fucking DUI on your record,
you're gonna drink a case of beer and we're doing a demolition derby nb NFL
Duy Demolition Derby Friday night. Yes, everybody throws on helps. You're getting
your fucking car, you're fucking hammered, and you're watching all these drunk motherfucker
smashing each other. Be fucking fantastic. Yes, yes, done, that's
a good one. Done. The next one's called them me to challenge,
right already A couple of the play, a couple of players, and you
just get randomly called if you're in the Pro Bowl, you're hit the fucking
fast, you're having fun, and they go Aaron Rodgers goes, fuck man,
fuck and he's got to come up there and they just get to go
through all your dms and see if you get fucking me too for anything,
right there, live on television, the Pro Bowl Me Too Challenge? Yeah,
bro, but no, but if Aaron Rodgers you're Sam during the year,
you're not gonna be slipping up. If you're if you've got Pro Bowl
numbers, you're off the fucking social media. Bro, you don't want to
get me Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's better than
a water balloon fight. Then we got the old dong measurement. Everyone loves
everybody fucking eating as many hot dogs as they can. That's it's so gross.
All you do you stand on the scale and it's the opposite of a
UFC. You know how they put the towel on so you can't see their
dick. This time the towel just covers their head. I don't know which
fat fucking black eye this is, but I see that fucking snake dropping out
of his fucking tour. So fucking dong measurement? How do you announce some
things? You know it's got the biggest dick in the NF Jason Jason,
Jason, how do you how do you announce the winner if you can't see
who it is? If it's anonymous, I don't understand it's not for it
the day, no Johnny asking logical question. Only the winner. Only the
winner gets to announced, and then everybody NFL knows they don't word will get
out, all the whites to the coaches get to find out. I'm pretty
sure. I'm pretty sure they do that at the combine already. I mean,
they measure everything. White guy will definitely know. But I'll tell you
what I know the answer because if you're fucking donging out, you know you're
gonna win this thing. You got the confidence to the champion. The winner
is the only one that goes up there without a fucking towel. He's walking
up. The one that walks up the towelent is Ted Flexing is the fucking
winner. That's who it is. Ye. I mean, I watched fuck
and I'm not shitting. I threw this thing on and I knew we were
doing the podcast in an hour. I go. The first thing was a
balloon fight, not even a balloon fight, a blue fight would be funny.
Just throwing a balloon and like, shit, you're eight ship that Sam,
when you take your fucking daughters to the park and you're watching all these
kids do shit this is what these grown NFL men were doing. I go,
this is a and it's a week long, and this is on every
fight. It's sound like sebastand all the time. Now about and now this
is what you're gonna do? Yeah, with my time? You want me
watching this ship? But I couldn't fucking believe three rounds of fucking dodgeball and
it was like super boring dodgeball, too, super boring dodgeball. So hand
grenades, dodgeball with hand grenades, and now or fucking and the fucking field
goal avill kick. That's another good one that I'd like to see. Yeah,
you can get even a twenty yard field goal with an hand villa instead
of a football. You could probably kick five hundred yard field goal. It's
got nothing to do with football. Some of these games. I just don't
get it, man, Because I really like the old skills cat challenge the
way they used to do it, the quarterback one where they were fucking lacing
them up and saying that who had the biggest one. I loved it.
That actually was the first event. The first event was that. Then we
get into balloon toss and hey, who's got the soft hands? Then people
got to catch the fucking out of the jugs machine, which is, by
the way, it wasn't what I thought it was. I thought a jugs
machine was like push a button and a bunch of tips come out and beat
it around. But now it's a thing that launches those footballs. It's boring.
I don't know what they're gonna do. Jus Jugs really cornered the market
on those machines, by the way, didn't they just jug? This is
a Jugs machine. That's it. You never hear about anybody else like working
their way into There's no other brand. They really clean next out the coke
Yep, it's amazing. What else was there, Jason, I only I
only saw a little bit. Uh, that was it? Oh, Johnny,
don't you worry. It's just day one. Round two is tomorrow,
and then it finishes up this weekend with a big flag football game. Oh,
the longest drive competition. You got to see four of your favorite football
players hit a fucking driver for three times each, which has a lot to
do with football. That's what I like to see one. I should throwing
the NBA All Star Game lawn arts. Yeah, they should just care who
won though, Who won the longest drive. I'm actually interested in well,
the AFC because they do it by comparison. Anybody like surprised, you like
like hit it like four hundred or something like that. The guy that,
the guy that won hit it exactly three twenty, and so nobody's going like
crazy. I think he's a defensive back. I can't recall who he is,
but here's how I know. He sets him outland as ship because what
is the fucking football season five months overall? Five months before you know,
he goes Hi. They do that thing where it's like Little League kids.
Hi, my name is Tommy Barrington and my favorite player is you know,
Steve Alford, and my favorite food is hot dogs. They did one of
those kind of things where i'man he goes, he goes up, Hi,
I'm so un telling. I'll play defensive back for the fucking Tampa Bay Buccaneers
or wherever the fuck he says, and he goes and football season, my
handicap is seventeen, and then the off season, my handicap is a two.
There's no fucking way on the face of this earth that this guy his
handicap swip swaps fourteen. Fucking it takes two to three years for you to
fucking knock four fucking digits off of your handicap. And this guy's saying,
well, when it's football time, I'm gonna fucking I shoot at ninety seven.
But in the summertime, I shoot a fucking sixty eight, So right
there, I go, Okay, No, But I tell you what,
you fucking that guy. I mean, they're all very athletic, but what
does that have to do with anything. Let's see, I want to know
who can tie a not faster that's fucking good fast fucking athletes that is off.
That is a good fucking term for jerking off. Who can die?
Yeah, that's that's the new way. That's how the fucking kids are saying
that these days. Yeah, they they should just do away with the whole
thing. Rather, this is making the Big Awards night just yeah, yeah,
playing you know, just or just like bring out arena a lingerie football
and do it like the piece. It's just stupid. It's dumb. And
I get that you don't want your players to get hurt, and I get
that these guys are just gigantic fucking hut some of them hundred million dollars investments
and it's a you're fucked stupid. But I swear on my good idea.
If an Atlanta falcon or one of my favorite players, tears his acl playing
dodgeball for nothing, I'm gonna fucking blow my brains out. Yeah, because
why I get to say the one you can't do it. He just can't
do it. It's the sport. He can't do it. It has nothing
to do with anything. Just don't let him do anything. You want to
have a good laugh at it. Let's have a good comedy roast. Let's
have a Pro Bowl, you know, you give all your fucking awards away,
and then the next night is for the adults and everybody gets their drinking
drinking on, and we have a couple of comics going there and zing everybody
really fucking good. And you throw that on fucking Netflix way later or something
and call it a rap. Dude, How weird is it? The Clipper
game is going on right now. It's one oh six, one oh five.
I almost wanted that Clippers Bowls game the other night. But what's really
weird is it's like it's nine thirty eight here. What is it where you
are almost one am and they're still playing this game. It's in Milwaukee.
Why are they doing it this late? It's how it's weird about how that
all those like that. Why why some games are like I wonder why that's
a good Wait, they're they're they're playing it's in Milwaukee. Yeah, that's
that's crazy. Well okay, so it's it's eleven thirty eight in Milwaukee and
they're still playing basketball. That's crazy. It's uh, it's no, it's
ten thirty eight Milwaukee. It's ten thirty eight. Google. Google says it's
eleven thirty eight. Oh, they might be on the are they East coast?
Hame? Then? Oh I'm I'm I'm twelve thirty eight. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's there an hour behind me. It's crazy. Yeah,
it's almost fucking maniacs. Those fucking maniacs in that stadium have to be
at working eight hours. Yeah, like what we be always six hours there
still drinking? What are you doing? So let's talk about the playoffs?
Yeah, um, I think it's super interesting. Do you think that guy's
dead? I am Jason as a non as a non conspiracy head. Is
it has anything struck you weird about this? This whole thing That's why I
was asking about this because, um, several things that struck me weird about
it. Now, as a non conspiracy person, I think I feldgo,
hey, what he you know, I would say that I think that he's
alive. Here's what's weird, though, Have you has anybody seen him?
Has there been one camera crew outside of his house? Has there been the
picture that they showed him at that one game? Was like, he was
like this, but he looked like the banker on fucking uh. It looked
like it looked like pictures of big Foot. It looks like that footage a
big Foot. That's what he looked. Have you watched Have you watched the
new video of him like at the Bill's facility and all that stuff. If
you watch this, have you watched it? Johnny One? I will say,
I just just just came over today that he was white. Way he
got white surgery. He that's a white It was clearly a white guy.
And he goes, hello, my name is Damar Hamlin, and I will
just attending for the Masked Singer, by the way. That's that's what they're
saying now. People just saw him at a taping for the Masked Singer yeah,
it's simplete. But anyway, so if you watch this video of him,
like, oh look, I'm showing my face, everyone says, I'm
not sums up. If you watch the video, dude, he's really weird
because they are. It's like there's these many glitches in it all the time.
Well, here's a new video, Sam checking this out. This just
came out. I want to thank everybody for the love and support over these
past few weeks. As you know, CPR saved my life earlier. I
think he's got breathing that I'm partnering with the American Heart Association and kicking off
the more Handlings three for Heart CPR Challenge, and of course this one's got
three steps step one the Heart dot Org Slash three. I think he's still
probably because they said he was on oxygen when he's out, and I think
he's probably haven't. He's probably having issues but getting enough oxygen when he's talking,
so they have to take breaks. Maybe I don't though, I mean,
luck we had a president with polio, we didn't know about it for
fifty years. Wouldn't surprise me that fl last time we did a show.
You mean you mean we haven't show but he didn't have polio yet, Okay,
nothing bullshit? Oh shit, did the Clippers loser? Looks like the
Clippers lost, damn it. So it's Pat Mahomes. Is Amahomes the best
quarterback in the NFL right now? Ever? Yeah? No, No,
in the NFL right now? Yeah? Yeah? What do you think you
mean not left in the NFL? You mean entire season and this? Yes,
like that's playing football in the world right now. Is he the best?
I think so, absolutely, and he should be. I mean,
I think Mahomes is great. I think this had a better year. I
think one series changed the narrative between him and Joe Burrows. I think Joe
Burrows is right on his tail. I think Joe Burrows, I mean,
he's young there with him. Yeah, I just I'm gonna be on I
mean, like that last series, if if if they'd moved the ball and
kicked the field goal, we would be talking about how Joe Burrows is maybe
the best in the league. So I think it's really interesting. I think
I think that the Bills are in real trouble because that coach can't figure out
a line for Josh Allen, Like Josh Allen's getting murdered, and they're like,
dude, he's just he's just nods goose those other guys. And we
all know Burl's got a bad line too. But dude, fucking Josh Allen
is god constantly on the movie gets set. He can't throw. Dude.
Everyone wants to blame Josh Allens for that last game. I'm sorry, but
they also lost the best defensive player and they're one lineman and one fucking uh.
Can you imagine a fucking sick ass running back, Let's say, like
a fucking s quon Barkley who is a free agent. Barley goes to Buffalo.
Is he a free agent? Oh? I didn't know that? Interesting?
Yeah, I have no faith in him, dude. This is his
best season. He had just had to be a contract here, he's I
mean, I'm sorry, dude. Isn't that amazing how often that happens?
Where he's better than moms and he's better than fucking whoever else is up there.
Sorry, dude, he's always hurt. I know he had a good
season this year, Bob's contract here, I have no faith. These are
your unrestricted free agents coming up here, um ranked by their contract value this
past year. You got Orlando Brown, the left tackle from Casey Brady who's
retired, Dion Jones the linebacker from Cleveland, Marcus Peters cornerback, Fletcher Cox
defensive tackle, Robert Quinn defensive end. He's getting old, but he's still
good. Brandon Graham, uh, Javon Hargrave. I'm just looking for names
here. It's once the defensive guys, a bunch of defensive guys, the
first first, the first offensive skill guy, the first offensive skill guys.
Aguilar. I mean it should be fucking god, damn Lamar Jackson, go
sicky. Should Lamar Jackson? Right, they're gonna franchise tag him for He's
not an understanding free agent though. These are guys that are all guaranteed to
hit the market. I'm talking about right here. Oh well, Davian Clowney.
Clowney just never panned out. That's super hit and then nothing. Oh
dude, yeah he was. I mean I picked him. I was on
his ass from the beginning. I thought that he didn't have a fitness you
know, like he was one of the and that turned out to be the
case. The guy just didn't have the stammon of the play NFL, you
know, the high the highest level because he's a three. Here's my thinking
about this now, Sam, can you hear me? Huh, Dana,
if you're still there, come in there, flash your puss. I can't
wait till sexually harassed. You know when I come out there, I'm a
sexually harassed the funk out everybody. Sam, you better not turn you back
to me, buddy. Here's the thing here's gonna be. Who's everyone's all
this talk about, Oh my homes and it's my homes versus fucking Jane Hurts.
And you know what's the underlying story of the super Bowl? Now?
The one where they go to two Kelsey brothers, first time ever in the
NFL. The two brothers have competed against each other and the super Bowl,
And that's a good story. Rights and Jason Kelsey two black people. No,
there's been a lot of black people competing against each other and pretty much
every single super Bowl. Bro, this is the other kind of brothers.
That's so funny. Thank you. I'm not even done with this yet.
You're gonna love where this is going. And I love when bad things happen
to children. No, I'm kidding, Sam, kidding. Here's the thing.
The cockiest person and the person they should investigate the most in that stadium
is going to be the Kelsey's dad. He's got to look to his wife
and be thinking in this big moment, you fucking dumb bitch. I came
in you thirty eight years ago, and look what happened a fucking super Bowl
and you're still ride my ass about everything. I don't know. We'll be
right back right after this break. I got a quick ad read guys.
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thanks, Thanks, Um predictions for the super Bowl? You need you guys
putting any money on it? Um? Not yet, not yet. I'm
feeling right now, I feel Eagles. I'm feeling a little big spread right
now. Is it about two maybe two and a half. I feel it
says one and a half on the ESPN right now. It's going to one
right there, So it's a coin flip. I would tease that thing a
fucking I think the Eagles could win this game by thirteen. Really, I
don't really do. I didn't like what I saw against Since. I mean,
I thought the chief stamp the shit out of the Niners. What you're
talking about? I I thought the Chiefs looked good. I think the Eagles
are more complete tea. I think they're just they're deeper out, I mean,
the biggest, their biggest weapon. But Jay is right, MVP,
you can stop Travis Kelcey. You can fucking stop well by the ways and
Dominican sue coming, bang, get another ring, shut your face. What's
that guy's name? That defensive tackle for the Chiefs out Damn, he's good.
He was so good in that game against Since he's really good, I
think he might be a fucking Jones. Is it? What's his name?
Yeah, it's um. I can't remember. I can never remember that guy's
name, but he no, hold on, hold on, I know exactly
what you talked about. And they got Georges. It's Chris Jones. Yeah,
Chris Jones. Chris Jones and Jordan in the fucking rookie from Georgia.
That's like three hundred ninety pounds. Chris Jones has fifteen and a half sacks
this year. He's been a defensive end or a line back. Six six,
three hundred ten pounds. We've been pushing his way through two three hundred
pound guys to get They lined him up at end for that last big play
where he sack Mahomes on like third and ten or the game. That was
a game right there. He could be a game changer. I really like
a guy like that. In the Super Bowl too, it seems like they
show up to Joe Burrows. What did you say he said when he sacked
Joe Burrow, Right, yeah, Joe Burrow. Yeah yeah, sack Mahomes.
Oh shit, yeah sorry yeah. But at the end of the game,
that was the biggest play of the game when he sacked uh Burrow,
and he was I mean giving them hell that whole game. They kept moving
him around. I love that guy. I could see him causing uh hurts
the problems, but hurts. What are you laughing at? I'm sorry,
it just fucking just what are you laughing at? Dude? I just was
flipping through this ship and I was like crossing ship off, like to make
sure that you know, don't are you laughing at old jokes or something?
Are you laughing at us? Bro? I'm laughing at that. I just
almost said up that. I set out a lot of him a head.
Okay, I did the wa kinda thing, and I did the shining Fuck
Johnny, Sam, you're going Eagles and you I mean, you're really just
picking a winner at one and a half. I mean, maybe the spread
goods up to two or three, but fuck, this is a coin toss
game. I'm I know we can eat these words. I know everyone's gonna
tweet at me from Kansas all the Kansas City fans. I think the Eagles
winning this game. I'm gonna write it down Mark right now, so I
remember it. Here's what my score is going to be. Everyone thinking their
score. What's the over under on this, Johnny? It's like fifty two,
isn't it? Hold On, I had it. I went to the
just a second, I went to the depth charts. Second, hold on,
the overunder is fifty point five fifty one twenty Eagles. I got twenty
seven twenty one. I'm picking the team in the best quarterback into me.
That's Kansas City. So what you got, Sam? What's your score for
the Super Bowl. Who you got. I'm going to go, m I'm
going to go thirty four twenty four Eagles, thirty four twenty four. That's
Sam going Eagles. You write it down, Jason, I'm write it down
in Johnny. You said twenty seven twenty one, Chief Jeeves twenty seven twenty
one. Yeah, I've been mightbe it might be twenty seven twenty four.
Actually I can see that, but I think a little, a little,
a little closer there. Huh. I've been texting with our good friend Adam
Egot all season long and about this Russian Uh, these two run It's the
dumbest thing ever, but these two Russian brothers and they live with his bear,
and I've been gambling with them. I've been gambling with those Russian guys
with Adams money. What are you talking about? The be the bets that
I make, there's not real, but the bets that I make are so
Oh he's doing it. He does a bit with Adam. I gotta yeah,
yeah. I texted Adam eget all the stupid and I go. So
during the game, I lost like maybe forty I think forty thousand dollars of
Adam's money with the dumbest bed I took the over and the under in a
parlay. But then so the next one it was what was the second game,
second game as Chiefs Bengals. I go, Adam, listen, you
gotta get some money back from these fucking guys. And I really pissed at
you. But huh, the minute a fucking defensive touchdown is scored by a
forty nine er in this game, you're gonna win like a billion dollars.
How would a forty nine or go from the first game all the way to
the game and scored a defensive touchdown. I go, dude, if it
happens, you get two and a half billion dollars, and he goes,
but what I'm out my other forty thousand. Then I'm down. By the
way, Jason, I saw you on on Jeff Richards podcast with him doing
Jordan Peterson that, oh yeah, that it was hilarious the Jeff Richards Show.
Jeff couldn't make it, so I interviewed Jordan Peterson for him. His
impression is, man, Jordan Peterson put on some weight. Huh yeah,
you all bees, dude, A couple of bees. His im I was
pretty good, and I hadn't heard he was and talked that much, so
I had to go, like watch a bunch of his videos and kind of
look, you know, what's hard to do is be a straight man like
that, because it's so hard for you to be straight, isn't it?
And when it comes to comedy and stuff. But dude, you get you
turn this mic off. I gotta fucking want you should see the dicks over
here going like this, wrap it up, wrap it right off camera here,
Bro, It's just gonna be good, you know what I mean,
Like a fucking Rodney Kings situation with buzz amen. Amen? You know,
um, but what the fuck are we saying about? Just talking about dicks?
You know, the normals? What we were talking about dicks? Talking
about the super Bowl? The over Runner. You were betting with Adam's money
against these guys with bears rush to rushing guys with bears. I'll send you
a picture of these guys. You ever see that video that's it's like these
It's a craziest video of all time. I don't even understand what's going on,
but it's still rushing, period, and they're punched like he'll punch him
in a stummay punch him in his stomach and then he'll pick his legs up.
And in the background is this bear just bouncing the tree up and down.
Have you seen this video? You have sam yeahs punching each other and
then the bear is in the background. Yeah, like the guy's working out,
like yeah, ye are they Russians or is that Russians? Bro There's
no way these I meant it looks Russian. It basically comes up. But
then so I kept so then I said, uh, I've been telling fucking
Egot that dis these two Russian brothers. And then I saw that video and
I sent it to him. I go, this is those brothers that are
fucking roll pissed the training for you got it? He goes, who's the
bear? I go, that's the third brother? All right, this is
the Yeah, yeah, this is these are those guys have been gamble a
list without them's money. What is happening? What is the bearing? That's
the best? I mean is the bear doing it's in the look at the
bears just looking and he's very happy about it. And that's his job,
Brood. That ship is pretty good in Russia. Tree Guy. Tree Guy
gets paid. Bro three bear is even more fucking elite. Who do you
gotta fight, Detroit bear or Russian bear? Be? Remember Detroit? Like
all the bears are moving into the houses they just lived next. Oh,
well they're those those be spoiled they're living in the house. Yeah, those
are just big raccoons compared to those Russian bears. Are inar bears? You
know those are house bears. Respects. Yeah, those are just gigantic raccoons.
What are your thoughts about fucking Tom Brady retiring? Uh, well,
I mean for real, it's for real, It's for real, dude,
said reasons Fox. Yeah, he had allion reasons for him to not get
tackle again. Yeah. And then also, like, I mean, like
I actually think that he did that radio show just the practice for don't doing
television. Uh, he's really good at his radio show. He's really good.
I mean, like really I think he's he's good. Oh yeah,
he's great on that show. I'll tell you this. And I might be
going out on a limb here, but I think Tom Brady's gonna be all
right. Now, tell me a bear pushing down on that limb while you're
think about this. He just got divorced. He no longer has to play.
He literally is gonna get paid three hundred million dollars to have thirty two
girlfriends in every NFL city hot chick of all time? Have you seen how
hot she is? Oh my god, she's like number one in the world.
I would saw my arms off to hug her once before the hug you
know, yeah your hammer. Hey, let me get this joke in while
Johnny, you pull up this hot fucking girlfriend of her. She's so hot.
I really have real feelings for her. Oh my gosh, she's so
hot. Bro. There's one picture of her in a Tampa Bay jersey that
is just it makes me want to hurt myself. Yeah, that one right
there. I her brig her big book. The thing she brags about is
that it's no none of its plastic surgery. Her whole thing is she's one
natural, So that is hop shelf natural. I mean on her in that
jersey right there is just oh wait, wait, wait, there's nothing natural
about this on the right doesn't even look like her. That right I would
punt that's her face if she left. Yeah, no, it doesn't even
look like the same girl. What has she done? She got her lips
all blown up and like, what is he? That's her? That's her
gro she's if she did all that work to that to what the girl is
on the left, she's stupid because girl on the left is absolutely stunt.
Women just don't get what guys like. That's like, he's like, I
feel like sucking around with her today, And I'm telling you, I like,
is she gonna want to have kids with him? Does he want to
have kids? Do we know that? Why would he want to have more
children? Well, because she's gonna want kids because look, he got money
like him. You don't even have you pay someone to talk to your kids
for you tell what's his face? I says time for dinner and then you
tell the chef to go hook it up? Sam, I'll tell you this
joke. Tell me if you liked this bit. I love it. Tom
Brady's so old that he remembers when the water was good at can't pleassume?
Get it? Ah? Ah? Do you want as a Raiders fan Aaron
Rodgers because you know Tom Brady's gone, so now he's Aaron Rodgers rumors?
Well you know what man? I mean, Like, we're gonna pay one
Derek Carr forty mill We're paying fucking Aaron Rodgers fifty mil so, I don't
think it's that insane. But not the money. It's not the money you're
gonna that's just that just works its way out always. It's I mean,
you're gonna have to rebuild that quarterback in two years and then you can then
you get your something. That quarterback rat race, I mean, do you
get you draft your guy this year and then you get I missed, I
missed the guys. Well, are you talking about Green Bay or Aaron Rodgers
going to the Raiders? The Raiders? Oh, okay, does Sam?
Would Sam won him or not? Yeah? I take him. I mean,
like the worst part is we're just gonna have this giant rebuild that will
lead the knower. Are you a quarterback away though, right, because that's
a movie make If you're a quarterback away from when that point, that's my
point. I'm with you. Yeah, if you're not, I mean,
I don't think they should let cargo until they have somebody else. You know,
it's gone, bro, I know what I'm saying. Quarterback challenge at
this thing. He's like, this is my stadium. He's the one,
you know, when you got to hit the fucking all the different moving targets
and all this. I hope we get him. I would love the Panthers
again. I could see good. What do you guys think about Sean Payton
the trade for him first round or second round? I think he's an idiot.
He's an idiot. Yeah, for going there? Well, I mean
I think Russell Wilson is toast. I don't think I do. That's why
I think he's stupid for going there. I mean, he can eat.
I mean, what's the worst case scenario for two years they don't get along.
Russell Wilson's not the one that's gonna be sticking around. It's Sean Payton.
Yeah, I know Sean Payton. Sean Payton threatened to shoot me with
a shotgun for telling him fuck the Saints. I said it to his face.
Now it sound like Brodie. I said it to him. You're out
of here. You guys, see those numbers, seventeen to twenty mil per
years. What they're looking at for, it's what he's gonna get the top
guys. He's the guy. He's the guy. I mean that again,
this is a guy that you just paid Gruden, that you're still paying Gruden.
That I mean, so it's not like the teams aren't five years.
They haven't announced it officially yet, but they're saying it somewhere between seventeen and
twenty mil over five years. So this guy might be the I would assume,
maybe behind Belichick, the first coach to get one hundred million dollars plus
contract, right like that, Like it's going to be, right, who
else we get one hundred million dollars contract? I'm trying to think it'd be
just Belichick, right, I think our hardball was like trying to get that
money too. Yeah, that's that's a good point. And I think Grooted
maybe have been had some crazy numbers with the Raiders until he got let go.
With all that, all right, these are the highest paid coaches in
the NFL. In the NFL, McVeagh is the number one, fifteen to
eighteen. Then Belichick he's just annoying. Then Carroll eleven, my Kyle Shanahan
nine and a half, John Harball nine, Frank Reich, who's now the
coach of the Panthers, was making nine. Matt Rule, who's fired,
was getting eight point five. So yeah, he's still making five. That's
funny. When the Panthers hired Frank Reich. I don't. I'm fine with
that. I guess what what people think? What do you guys think?
What I think? Quarterback guy? I think your biggest problem is quarterback and
it has basins. Cam Newton started wearing all those crazy hats that look like
lampshades, and I think that they brought him in with that purpose. Hey
man, we've got a quarterback problem over here and years there's a quarterback whisperer,
So do something. You know, how did that work out with Matt
Ryan? Huh? The quarterback whisper thing. Well, by the time they
were so bad they had to bench Matt Ryan because they had no shot at
winning. And if he gets fucking hurt, they owned seven gazillion dollars.
You know, they asked me, it is the best thing. They go,
Hey, you know, you know, for a pretty rough year right
there at the end of the season, he played on retire, he goes.
He literally laughed when he said it, because if he retires, he
doesn't get any of that money. And if he doesn't retire, the Colts
have to get rid of him. Means they're just gonna cut him and pay
him. So he's gonna get twenty million dollars next year, not gonn play
football. But if he goes, oh yeah, this is my last game,
I'm definitely retired to coast go. That was a twenty million dollars sentence.
You know. His people called him up and they go, hey,
do not say the R word, and he goes, I would never call
someone retirded. He goes, no, you can always say that. Don't
say you retire because he's gonna cost us a lot of money. Baby.
Alright, guys, all right, guys, baby, I love you.
Let's do some more often. Yeah, for sure, dot com for all
your ticketing needs. I love you, guys. I'm exhausted. I'll hit
you later, Sammy you guys, Yes, I suck it. Um.
I definitely am Johnny. I watched that Megan movie. It's good, right.
I like that you saw it in the theater? Yeah, yeah,
I said, I guess what I saw it with Megan. My sister almost
opened up a black hole and emanates. They go, hey, you know
to it. I go one a dolt and I'm Megan. They goes,
that really your name? She gave him that fucking little mean ass doll looking
I think, dude, how like the look of They had to get that
look right because that made the movie entertaining. How creepy and funny that doll
looked like if it looked If it didn't look like that, that movie would
not be nearly as funny and like good as it was that the doll.
You want to do yourself a little something? Good friend, friend of the
show and everybody's favorite comedian, Justin Martin Dale. He's got a podcast.
What the name of it is, Glitter and Glitz some shit, Justin Martindale.
I go to Glitter whatever. Yeah, And he had the girl on
there that did the voice from Megan, Oh really on his podcast. And
she's pretty fucking hot. And she just got scared when I said that because
I don't know. I don't know how old she is. She looks like
she's thirty, but she wasn't young too. Go to his Instagram and I'll
show you which clip and you can hear her talking because she's hot too.
And you know, they do some faith little improvs where she's a robot and
he's the robot and stupid ship. But oh, you're seriously, I'm surprised
that I'm surprised that she wouldn't have a contract that would say she couldn't do
that. That's funny. Well, now that I think about it, she
was just doing lines from the movie and he was doing shit. So maybe
she's only allowed to say ship in the movie. Wait, huh, she
might be a child. Hold on this thing. Oh, she looked like
she's thirty when in this interview. I don't know how this says. Now.
I don't know if this might be the person in the doll. Oh
here it is, okay, Now that was the person in the doll.
There was actually a person inside of that doll. There's read different people that
are in the doll. There's here's That's what I think about it. I
think it's different. She was born in two thousand and four. What is
that? Twenty eight? Nineteen nineteen, Yeah, nineteen, she does not
look now watch his interview and tell me she's nineteen. I'm so glad she
was legal, because when I saw her, I assume she jerked off immediately
and sent her a bunch of texts on Instagram? Is that right? Well
now, and now I'm not gonna know that I know she's of age.
Yeah, you better delete those real fast, dude. Yeah, yeah,
she's weird looking at Oh these must be the Megan's right here. Yeah,
okay, yeah, because one of them was the dance did all the dancing,
and one of them did a lot of the stunt work. And one
of them, I know, there was a couple of my fingers. Maybe
that's her in the little that's right there, and then that's yeah, little
Megan, and that's the other little Megan that one. I sent Estra,
little estra picture of that little girl in the movie. I go, Hey,
the job in this fucking Megan movie? Yeah, looks like little lest
I liked it, though, dude, that was not a bad movie.
That was that was funny. It was like the modern version of Chucky or
something like that. Um yeah, yeah, it was like a TikTok Chucky.
That's what that ship should have been called, TikTok Checker. What do
you think? I know, we were talking about this in a text.
What do you think? I Alison Williams. Boy, I've a whole I
think she's a good actress. You know, let me just say this.
I think she's a strong woman. I think a strong woman. I'm digging
myself out of the hole. I'm about to jump in. I think she's
a strong woman. If she's a mother, she's a fucking god damn good
mother. I'll tell you that she's not. You will be one day.
She grew up with a lot of money, but you know what, she
has a fucking strong ass woman, got her own fucking identity and for her
Okay, d He says, I jostled, I jostlate in and out.
Is she hot or is she not? Because sometimes she kind of looks like
this manly kind of UFC kind of fighter thing. Yeah, and I'm way
into that. And then sometimes she looks like a beautiful woman. I'm like,
did you watch that? Sometimes she's fucking very masculine jawline, and she
can kind of got a little too skinny for me. I'm fine with the
fucking under bipe a little too skinny. I don't I like a nice sticky
I don't like I'm a skinny guy, So I don't like two skeletons fucking
will start fire. I don't need that shit in my life. Have you
ever did you watch that show Girls with her? I loved her on that
and her character, And this is what I was saying. I wanted,
do you remember that episode that like cold opened with her just getting her ass
eaten, and the kids want to remember it. It's the only thing that's
keeping her in the hot pile. An it's time. There's it's fifty fifty
of yes she's hot or no she isn't. Uh. Then I go right,
and then I go bad. But there was a yeah, bro,
how did they film this? How? Because you look at that dude,
he's really in there. I mean, I know she's got covered up probably,
but there's no way that's not invasive and something, you know what I
mean, the greatest uh, one of the biggest fucking uh am. I
right, wasn't this a cold open too? I remember it? Just like
opening on her, her just getting her asset. It's one of the bigger
Emmy snubs in my life that I come up from. Wait, who him
or her? Just the scene? I mean probably her because he's not acting.
You know, we should you know, we should do, Jason,
maybe even just do a podcast, subscription only podcasts where we review sex scenes
and uh in movies, sex scenes in movies. Yeah, how fun would
that be? I do? Yeah, I would do it. I mean
for real, that's but and sometimes I go, man, she she is
just some about her is I find extremely attractive and then other times ago,
oh man, I can't believe. I just fucking was really vibing on how
hot she is because I can write there, Oh wait a minute, now,
I'm fucking now I'm in there. Some other women there like that,
who well, you know what. They had a very famous episode of the
Office about this with um. Kate Blanchett is one. You know her,
Kate Blanchett. She's like, sometimes she can be attractive and sometimes she's just
very plain looking. Meryl Street. I've seen her when she was hot Meryl
Street, and then she's also just kind of weird. Um. The girl
that was in that fucking uh Showtime show about espionage, Amy Adams is one
I would say, who's sometimes like hot to me and sometimes down for Amy
Adams. I'm always down Amy Adams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, who's
that show Showtime show about espionage? Oh? Oh oh no, she Claire
Danes. Oh she's beautiful, No, dude, she's beautiful sometime Homeland,
right, Homeland, Homeland. I'm definitely talking about Clarid Claire Danes. There's
time I'm just saying, there's times where I go well on that show.
They made her look like straight. I mean think about like, uh the
maybe maybe the most beautiful woman ever is is uh uh oh Charlie's the room
right and oh yes, and she remember how she looked in that movie Monster
like she looked her when she was at her a game. I've never wanted
to fit something, and that's what Claire Danes is doing in Homeland. I
mean she's she looks like shit in that show. But man, when she
was in that Shop Girl movie. You ever see her in Shop Girl with
U? I love? I went, dude, I went to a a
screening of shop Girl and I got a free book from going to it,
and Steve Martin was there and he read a bunch of fucking uh excerpts from
and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, she right there. You know
where it was that um sitting a rama dum. Oh man, I'm dude.
That place is still closed. Dude, They're they're reopening it really eventually.
It's been whole pointed when I get out there, what isn't much isn't
closed. But yeah, well you know what you know the one that really
do you ever go? That one in Culver City? Uh? That yeah,
it used it used to be another arc light the Yeah, right by
the Sony studios. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that one got bought
by Amazon and Amazon is using it for premieres and they're also just showing movies
there, like it's a regular movie house by Amazon. Ball. That movie
theater has a bar in it. Yeah, it's really nice. Yeah,
it's a super dope theater. Yeah I could. My sister I used to
be to walk to that from her old place. Oh right, yeah,
that's where I am now, you know, And that's right. Yeah,
you're right over Oh I almost said a fuck. I almost really said a
very specific restaurant that's right by your place. It's all right, what shramp
and beer or whatever that with a lobster and beer? I love? I
mean I can walk there. It's right down the street. Yeah. Do
you go there? Yeah? No, I love that place. You took
me there the first time. I was taking you back one time after.
That's right that I did that place at the bomb. I was gonna say
Overland Cafe. Oh yeah, is that place good? My girl has a
beef for that place. She says she doesn't like it, but other people
have told me it's good. Dude, it's being fucking five. He used
to be a good brunch spot. There's a bunch of things. It's just
not I do. This place just isn't as walkable as West Hollywood was.
I do miss being in or like down on Melrose. I really liked that
neighborhood because I can walk a lot more. Yeah, but it's so shady
is it shady on the West Side? Still shady? What do you mean?
Shade like? And shit? But the homelessness, it's not too bad.
It's not too bad. It's not like Hollywood, but it's right right
too. Yeah. Shop Girl was a good movie. I just look at
pictures of Claire Days and that she's hot. It took a fantastic book,
and it was so cool because I was right by the you know when you
had those arc like points and ship and you, Oh dude, I had
so many of them. Man, hey, there's a screening it blah blah
blah. If you want to go, if you have your membership, you
could go to all these screenings. Love and I was right around the corner,
So I go. Fuck. First of all, I love Steve Martin.
Second of all, I get free copy of the book. So that's
why the movie. I went to a bunch of those, dude. Yeah,
those were great comes out and it didn't say Steve Martin was gonna be
there, and like the movie came out in five days, you got to
see it cool before there. Steve Martin reads a bunch of fucking shit play
It was awesome. I totally went by myself, and then I've done it.
I did it probably every time IRA went was by myself to those screenings.
The more the older I get them, where I'm starting to be like
fun, I always think about that. Fuck man, I don't want to
be like fucking shop girl, some fucking sixty five year old guy that falls
in love with some thirty year old girl and goes, you know what,
maybe in another lifetime, but that is just a little too old. Give
you what you need. I'm good for his money. You don't want to
suck this fucking California raising baby whatever. You know. I just was in
province. Yeah, yeah, Steve Martin's a good writer, dude. I
really loved his that born Born standing up. Did you read that? That
was so good? Yeah? Have you ever wrote red cruel shoes or red
pure dribble? No, pure drivel? Though, I've heard is really good.
I haven't read Johnny Get out Here. It's wonderful and it's perfect for
a book for you, you know what I mean, because I know you
can't read well. And it's got a lot of pictures and sound pretty old,
right, isn't that? Isn't that an old one like from the nineties
or something pure Well, Cruel Shoes might even be from the fucking seventies,
but it's Cruel Shoes was just is just a bunch of our eighties old.
Each chapter is just a different short story. And that's what That's what Pure
Dribble is too, right, And then Pure Dribble like ten years later or
something, and then maybe twenty years later, hold on, let me look
at the New Yorker had him do one kind of like a yeah, Pure
Dribble came out in ninety eight, go about cruel Shoes. Um, let
me see, okay. Then he did something called Picasso before this, he
did Picasso at lapine Gial something like that. Um, hold on, hold
on, let me just do Steve Martin. But anyway, so then he
did Pure Dribble was another short story every month in the New Yorker. And
then at the end, they just put it all into a book. So
each each chapter is like five six pages and it's just one autonomous short story
seventy seven. Okay, so both of those are just kind of short story
collections, but the end both of them are wonderfully funny. But one of
my favorite ones was in Pure Drivel was the Times Roman font period has been
kidnapped? Where can be? And you realize that the whole story is written.
It's the only story in the book that's written in Times Roman and he
never uses a period one time in fucking three pages because it was kidnapped.
It's great. It's a little cute, fucking shit like that. One of
them was like um called side effects, I think, and it was something
like for minor back pain, take two of these warning some side effects and
it's four fucking pages of the most ridiculous side effects. One of them like
the if the one end is minor back paint, which is what you took
this ship for. That's really funny. That's a bro I love. I
love stuff like that that plays with the format of you know, it's not
just you'll you will love it Pure Drivel. You almost could have it like
the kind of book on the back of your toilet, because each fucking chapter
is like four pages, you know what I mean. That's one thing I
never understood these people who are reading like books while they shit, Like how
long are you shitting? I never understood that. I'm not If I'm going
to do an activity while I'm shitting, the maximum I would do, maybe
make a small three three course meal maximum, you know, omelet, maybe
nothing. I guess depends at the time and day. The smell doesn't bother
you, Well, I shouldn't be kitchen a lot is my whole fucking thing.
Dude. Did I tell you that I found just punching them off and
just pinching them off in the sink down the garbage disposal? How does that
work? Yeah, it's a small place, But um, did I tell
you that I found a fucking sweet, fucking nine bedroom no bathroom? I
mean not fucking fucked up the joke. Goddamn it, it's first time I've
told it. Well that's actually first Yeah, that's first time. I upset
it. Could texted it. Try it again, do a second take of
this. Johnny edited all this out so you don't even know. Johnny,
did I tell you I found a fucking sweet apartment, nine bathroom, no
bedroom. Turns out it's a YMCA, but the price is right. That's
fine. I'm trying to think. It's been so long since we talked.
I'm trying to there's been so much has happened. We just kind of have
to give up on some of the older sports stuff. Uh yeah, preserve
what we got to do it? Should we do it? I don't even
know if I want to say that. Well, you know, I want
to tell you. I'll tell you about that after I got an idea about
that. Oh okay, that's great, And I want to do one last
thing Johnny, and then and then we can go. I'm gonna take this
over from the top. Let's start right back from the top. Guys,
welcome to puntract. No. I want to send a big fucking shout out,
end of the season, end of the career, end of an era
um to all the people of red Zone red Zone. After fucking I think
seventeen seasons is over. TV's losing the NFL contract. I worked there at
the beginning. Amazon is not apparently doing a red zone, So if you
want to watch the Red Zone channel, your only option will be the NFL
network. Um, I worked with Andrew for the first he's a he's got
like a million jobs, right, so he's ah, God, the guy's
like that fucking yeah, he's like a fucking immigrant Puerto Rican right off the
boat for eleven jobs. You know, he's never not working. Um,
that's such a shame that they're just like you know, it makes me think
Jason of when Letterman retired and that they were just taking his set out and
smashing it up in the street to load it up into the back of the
was like pictures of them that set, that beautiful set that I looked at
for decades, that beautiful Letterman set like and I would love that. I
would kill to have those souvenirs. Somebody didn't want to save this for to
put in a warehouse or something, just to happen a square, just to
square off of the wall of anything. And they were just they were just
breaking it up and throwing it into a back of a garbage herself wasn't able
to be there for the last show. Direct left on the last two seasons,
but I said, Andrew a fucking cool message me and are going to
go and Daniel William mother to the other two guys that had my job,
my position with me, Uh, we're gonna go get a fucking couple of
cocktails when I come out there and talk some shit, so I might have
some good, interesting NFL news after that, because I tell secrets. Tell
me something that I'm telling anybody, I'll make I'll add to it, you
know, I'll add to it. You know. I'm like, hey,
what do you think about fucking Sean McVeagh, And he's like, he's cool
guy, bam next week on the show, and you're selling out and told
me mcbaya's coke all McVay slapped Dana White's wife after she he slapped her.
Well, that was a crazy video, wasn't it pretty weird? I quickly
that went away, isn't it? Yeah? Yeah, he just did anything
he did. He get punished by anything. I mean, he's skating.
Huh. He really stated on that he kind of skated. Here's the ironic
twist. You know what they put on pause. He's slapping in the face
league, Oh are you serious? It was like about to drop a week
later and then he's practicing that. That's what I would have said. I've
been like, I was just practicing about Oh my god, it's like you
can't even do jokes about it, can you, Jason, Because this kid.
I've been trying. I've been trying. The only thing I can really
come up with is that that kind of angle. But I'm like, I
was just doing a promo for his show. You just the camera caught it
on the back end. It's like one of those things that's too ironic or
too you know, just too surreal to make a joke. Even the reality
is so strange that he he must have just been, you know, brought
his work home with him. You did it. You did it, of
course, Jason did it exactly cracked cracked Nia. Yeah, well you don't
know myself, all right, Johnny, Well, let's do a pod this
week. That's a fun. Let's do one wig after the supermoment. I'll
tell you about this after well, we'll do a new punch dunk. I
think Thursday is Thursday, good day for you to do it every week.
Thursday is great for me, okay, because I think that works for Sam
too. And I'm gonna get you golf and when I come out there,
all right, you guys, Hey, guys, we'll do one before the
stay on j stay on that first stop, stay on after I stopped recording?
Say what but he say on after your chef? All right? Um
so guys, we don't get one in before. If it doesn't air before
the super Bowl, everybody enjoy your super Bowl, make a lot of bets,
get very drunk and don't get in any trouble and suck it. What
did they think? Every girls my girlfriend, every girl's my girlfriend, every
good? It deserted me. I'm a Sam loved this song. He dances
like yeah, special needs? What are I say? Dobby Stock leather Rock,
He's our kids. We're supporting now if you are, if you're a
drunk puncher, buy the problem. If you want to find this uh and
buy it to keep with me high let's get busy. As the name of
the albums my girlfriend. If you drss my girlfriend, I'm gonna make I'm
gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new punch trunk? Uh? Themes