WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:04.679 I will only say that the Minnesota Goodbye is going to be very abbreviated today 2 00:00:04.719 --> 00:00:10.039 because we just fucking god damn it. We recorded the podcast and we were 3 00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:12.480 fifteen or twenty minutes in and it was good. It was a fun one. 4 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.120 And I look up at the waveform because I have to check the shitty 5 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:21.320 equipment here and there's no wave for him. So we just recorded and didn't 6 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:24.600 record twenty minutes of a podcast. I can sum up what we've talked about. 7 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.359 Give me, because I have talked about Dave. You started it off 8 00:00:27.399 --> 00:00:31.160 talking about something you were asked at an event last night of what did you 9 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:34.880 do your due to yourself that you wanted like a partner to What did I 10 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:39.200 do sexually to myself that I wanted a partner to do? And I didn't 11 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:40.759 have a story, So I said, if I had a story, I 12 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:44.200 would drip candle wax on myself and then tell susan, Wow, this is 13 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:47.320 really hot. Let's drip candle wax on each other. Okay, So that 14 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:49.359 was story number one. That was number one, and Bailly and I both 15 00:00:49.399 --> 00:00:52.799 agreed we don't really have anything really, Yeah, So then what was the 16 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:56.679 next story? The next one was I'm so salty about that happens once a 17 00:00:56.719 --> 00:01:02.960 week, it really does. The next was an email from a super awesome 18 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.560 person who did D and D characters for all of us as well, And 19 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:08.120 honestly, it's probably good that we kind of didn't record all that because it 20 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:11.760 was a lot of descriptor pictures and you can't see them, but we are 21 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:15.359 going to put them up on the website. And I don't know if this 22 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:18.799 person said we could say their name, I think we probably could. Robert. 23 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:21.719 Robert did it, and so shout out to him. Yeah, he's 24 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:25.359 in Sonoma, California, which I'm very flattered that he listens a country away. 25 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:29.560 Yeah, and so he did that based off of Bailey's What'd you Bring 26 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:33.040 in Yesterday where she created D and D characters for us as well. So 27 00:01:33.159 --> 00:01:36.879 shout out to both of you for making us D and D characters and we'll 28 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:40.719 get those posted online. And then the next was an email about how Dave 29 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:46.359 says coffee and vaunt. Yeah, I say it like somebody says I'm not 30 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.000 being a Karen. Her name is Judy, and she said I say V 31 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:53.840 A U N T instead of V O and T, And I truly cannot 32 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:57.920 hear the difference. Yeah, I don't. I don't hear it either, 33 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:00.439 But I know a lot of people didn't hear the tea at the end of 34 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:04.760 Vant's name, so they thought it was a Vaughn this oh yeah. Yeah. 35 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:07.480 They were very confused and they're like, oh, Vaughn, and We're 36 00:02:07.519 --> 00:02:09.840 like, no, it's Vont And he doesn't want us people to know that 37 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:15.800 his real name is Davante. So uh full name, yeah, so, 38 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:19.919 but his real name is Davante, but he goes by Vant. And then 39 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:23.680 the last was you brought up how have you ever not liked someone at first 40 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:27.080 and then you got to know them a little bit more, and then they 41 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:30.800 grew on you and you like them. And that was based on basically somebody 42 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:34.039 that I met on social media and I didn't like this stuff that they posted 43 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:38.240 because it was just bizarre and just weird. And so I met them at 44 00:02:38.240 --> 00:02:39.439 a couple of events, and then every time I meet them, I like 45 00:02:39.560 --> 00:02:44.319 them better. And so I saw her last night at a party and she 46 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:46.800 was funny, and she was witty and quick, and she laughed at the 47 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:50.120 right places, you know, like you tell a joke and the other person 48 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:53.400 looks at you like, huh, and then you have to go I'm just 49 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:55.199 joking, you know what I mean, because they don't know. But we 50 00:02:55.199 --> 00:03:00.680 were talking about how she said, yeah, I think the whole Taylor Swift 51 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:05.960 and Travis Kelthy thing Kelsey thing is a conspiracy, and I said me too, 52 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:08.800 and so we laughed and we bonded. And so have you ever met 53 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:14.120 somebody that you didn't like it first, but then you liked them as you 54 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:15.759 met them? And then Jenny started talking about webgirl Tina. Yeah, it 55 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:19.639 was Tina because I used to work with a guy named Mike who was our 56 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:21.800 web guy too, and when they let him go, I was really sad 57 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:23.879 because him and I worked very closely together. And so then when Tina started 58 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:28.000 sitting in the studio with me, we just didn't open up to each other 59 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:31.240 right away because I was like not willing to almost because I missed Mike, 60 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:35.400 and Tina's not really an open book right off the bat. You got to 61 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:38.639 get to know her better, and so I just I didn't really like love 62 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:42.479 her at first, but then we became super super tight and we're still really 63 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:46.080 good friends even though she doesn't work at iHeart anymore. But also our old 64 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:50.199 Mike Girl Raven. She also didn't like Tina at first, so Tina just 65 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:54.439 knows she is very likable. But a first impression sometimes it's always like, 66 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:57.759 yeah, I don't know. Is she a nice person? We don't know 67 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:00.800 because she likes to she has a bit of an RBF, and she admits 68 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:02.599 that herself. That's the only reason I am saying it. Okay, I 69 00:04:02.639 --> 00:04:06.000 feel that though for sure I also have an RBF. I don't think that 70 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:10.000 you do, but okay, because I sit like it. So I sit 71 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:13.360 for I put my face in a way that makes it look like I don't, 72 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:15.000 but if I relax my face, then I would, And that's just 73 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:19.160 your natural face. I've never noticed that. Yeah, it's so funny because 74 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:24.000 I know you really like. Everybody likes Tina. But I when I first 75 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:27.720 met Tina, we met at a sleep number store appearance, and we started 76 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:30.480 talking about the movie Interstellar or I think or something, and Tina and I 77 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:34.199 hit it off right away, and I remember thinking, for somebody who's like 78 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:40.360 so much younger than me, she's really easy to talk to. And so 79 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:44.079 I never got the cold shoulder from Tina that the way you thought you might 80 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:46.360 have been a little bit, but yeah, Tina was delight. I think 81 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:48.199 always said Tina was one of the nicest people in the building because she was 82 00:04:48.199 --> 00:04:53.120 so genuine. There was nothing phony about Tina. If she was in a 83 00:04:53.160 --> 00:04:55.439 bad mood, you knew that she was in a bad mood, but she 84 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:58.839 was most of the time just very level. Yeah, it is chill. 85 00:04:59.079 --> 00:05:00.480 Yeah, it was chill nice Yet I did the meter. I've never met 86 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:03.839 her before, and I can give you the definitive answer if she seems like 87 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:08.000 a bitch or not. Yeah. And it was funny because we used to 88 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:12.279 give Tina such a hard time about being perpetually single, and then she's not 89 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:15.279 anymore. She's got a boyfriend that's going for a couple of years now, 90 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:18.279 right, I think they've been dating for like three a little over three years 91 00:05:18.319 --> 00:05:21.319 now. Yeah. Is there any plan of like getting married or anything, 92 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:26.519 if she talked about I'm not sure entirely. I know that, like they 93 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:30.519 just both have like life plans first, So I don't know that marriage is 94 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:33.040 like super on the table at the moment, but they definitely have talked about 95 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:36.399 marriage. Yeah, And that was pretty much it for the Minnesota Goodbye. 96 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:40.199 There was one more that I was I was going to read this email. 97 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:43.959 But remember at this point we had talked about fifteen or twenty minutes, and 98 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:46.480 now we're up to about five. But Thankee, I'm going to go back 99 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:49.720 to I'm in a better mood now. It's just it's like, it's like 100 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:54.720 if you typed a big document on your computer at work and then you went 101 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:57.839 to look at it and it didn't save and it's not there. It's like 102 00:05:57.959 --> 00:06:00.319 fuck, And it happened to me. Yeah, and it happens all the 103 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:04.600 time. And it's not that we have bad equipment. We just have old 104 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:09.480 equipment. Yeah. I mean, it's very nice for two thousand and four. 105 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:15.399 But all right, next one, stephanieche is I don't understand why, 106 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:20.439 but I've been seeing so many toddlers running around with full on mullets in the 107 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:24.680 past couple of years. Am I the only one noticing this? Or do 108 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:27.120 others see it too? No? I have seen it too. I'm curious 109 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:30.519 if the kid or parents chose the hairstyle. Sometimes toddler's can have a lot 110 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:33.279 of crazy opinions and it's easier to just give in. But I can't imagine 111 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:38.639 a toddler would make that decision to have a mullet. Please let me know 112 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:41.199 if ayondy else is seeing this. I have not yet seen a child or 113 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:47.160 adult who can wear a mullet without looking silly. That is right, Tata 114 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:51.959 from Stephanie. I do see it. It used to be very popular to 115 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:56.839 have a kid with a tail. Yeah, so a long tail going down 116 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:59.759 the back of their head. Jordan trey Bant he had a long tail on 117 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:01.639 his hair. Kid from school. Yep, it was a big deal. 118 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:04.279 He was the only one. But he had short hair and then this long 119 00:07:04.439 --> 00:07:08.199 tail. Jordan Trey ba It was kind of a cool thing. So I'm 120 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:12.439 gonna guess growing up in the middle of hick Vilkin, Wisconsin, in Fondu 121 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:15.519 Lac, did there a lot? Was there a lot of kids with tails? 122 00:07:15.279 --> 00:07:18.480 Not the mullet tails. I would say a little bit more mullets, 123 00:07:18.519 --> 00:07:21.000 because you know, business in the front, party in the back, baby, 124 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:25.439 and so I'd say a little more of that. Okay. I think 125 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:28.279 mullets are cute. I mean, I'm here for it. I think that 126 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:31.360 certain people can definitely pull it off. There's definitely a more hipster mullet vibe 127 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:36.360 that I think circulates right now. If you head over to Northeast. Yeah, 128 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:41.120 yeah, not the like short like little bitty short bangs and then like 129 00:07:41.199 --> 00:07:44.240 the straight long in the back that's very like, I don't know, Nascar, 130 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:47.079 Not that one, the like the TikTok mullet. That's a nice mullet, 131 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:50.839 that's very Nascar. How do you tell a friend of yours who still 132 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:55.199 has and it is a woman friend of mine, and I don't think she 133 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:57.959 listens to the podcast, so I think we're safe. How do you tell 134 00:07:57.959 --> 00:08:01.800 a woman who is in her late forties that her hairstyle from when she was 135 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:07.759 twenty five is not a good hairstyle anymore? And I don't care. I 136 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:13.399 love her no matter what, but it is a very conspicuously dated hairstyle. 137 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:16.480 And I am not trying to be sexist and man explaining that there's a man 138 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:20.240 telling a woman how to do her hair. You would look at her hair 139 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:22.120 and you would say, oh my god, that's a hairstyle from nineteen ninety 140 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:26.040 five. Yeh, big bubble bangs. I guess that's what you call it, 141 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:30.199 but that's precisely what it is. This is the bang where you take 142 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:33.320 the curler, you wrap it around your bangs, and then you like it 143 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:37.320 bubbles out. Yeah, stuff's kind of coming back, though, is it. 144 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:41.159 It is a little bit. I can show you a picture of someone 145 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:43.600 who works on a big radio show that has that kind of hairstyle. Well, 146 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:46.679 i'll show you off air. I'm not going to say who it is. 147 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:48.519 Okay, Well, I'm not going to say anything. And I have 148 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:50.360 mentioned it. I'm like, oh, you know what, you should get 149 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:52.639 your hair. I don't know, but I didn't want to be like rude 150 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:56.679 and say your hair looks like, you know, like the nineties. Sure, 151 00:08:56.799 --> 00:09:00.879 but I think that they need that like awakening, though I would never 152 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:03.480 say I just would want them to come to it on their own. I 153 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.679 don't know. I don't have an answer for you of how to tell someone 154 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:13.759 that thet does ugly. I think that it's kind of like when you don't 155 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:18.080 realize how old a shirt is. You love a shirt and you wear it, 156 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:20.919 and then you look at a picture of yourself from two thousand and six 157 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:26.320 and you're wearing that shirt and you're like, oh fuck, I didn't realize 158 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:28.799 that shirt's like when nearly twenty years old, and I still love that shirt. 159 00:09:30.279 --> 00:09:33.840 So all right, any comments? Sorry for the abbreviated version, but 160 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:39.039 you know, we did our best and life goes on, or does it? 161 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:45.279 I hope it does. What did you just do? That's a song 162 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:50.000 from Epcot from Illuminations Reflections. Well, how's it go? It goes like 163 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:54.919 we move on? No, no, no, something like that, we 164 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:58.840 carry on. I don't remember the words. Is that from a ride? 165 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:01.360 No, it's from the our work show at the end of the at the 166 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:05.799 end of the night, the Illuminations Reflections of Earth. You may you amaze 167 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:09.480 me the weird stuff that you know. That's impressive. All right, thanks 168 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:13.000 for being here on the Minnesota goodbye. Send emails because we need you or 169 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:16.519 Bailey's gonna sing again. Ryan Show at KDIWB dot com.