WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:14.080 Hi, Joy, Paul, Hi you guys. Welcome to Laura Kane after 2 00:00:14.320 --> 00:00:20.359 Dark. I'm Laura Kane. Here's Eric Grimmer, Hi, and producer Brian. 3 00:00:20.519 --> 00:00:23.559 How do you guys? We haven't seen each other in like two weeks. 4 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:28.079 I know it was nice. We have so much to catch up on. 5 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:33.479 We do thanks so much to catch up on. We Okay, where 6 00:00:33.479 --> 00:00:38.200 do I even start? How about we start with just saying hello to everybody. 7 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:41.880 Hi, everybody on Instagram live, Hi, everybody on YouTube. Hi 8 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:46.320 Julie, Hi, everybody who's listening to this after the fact or watching after 9 00:00:46.359 --> 00:00:52.200 the fact. We missed you guys a lot. And here sits a box. 10 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:58.799 Let me talk about the magical Holiday Box. I'm not calling it a 11 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:02.439 Christmas box because it could be a Honka box. It could be a Festivus 12 00:01:02.439 --> 00:01:06.359 box, it could be a Kwanza box. What's a festivus? Festivus is 13 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:08.280 just fest That was a Seinfeld thing. I don't know is it a real 14 00:01:08.319 --> 00:01:12.120 thing fest of Us? I think somebody made it into a real like holiday 15 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:19.280 after you know, I don't know. I just included it. I don't 16 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:23.959 think the government made it. I don't think the government made Do we get 17 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:30.040 a day off for Festivus. Yeah jeez. Now, okay, let me 18 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:38.040 explain. We are going to raise money through this box for an organization called 19 00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:42.120 the doll Face Club. And that's the shirt that I'm wearing right now. 20 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:51.519 The doll Face Club sober Living facility is thirteen women. Thirteen women currently live 21 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:55.879 there now who are in recovery. It was started by a woman named Clia 22 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:00.480 who's also a designer. She designs all these clothes and the proceeds from all 23 00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:06.319 the clothes, sweatshirts, jackets, sweatpants, T shirts, all these cool 24 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:10.360 things, these cool collections that she creates. The money goes towards the house. 25 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:16.159 Everything in the house has been thrifted and redone and she's just super artistic. 26 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:21.919 This woman is also in recovery and she just wanted to create a place 27 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:25.000 for women to go to feel empowered, and that's why she formed the doll 28 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:30.879 Face Club. Anybody can join. There are several upcoming things that the girls 29 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:37.000 are doing. For example, in January there is they're going to be doing 30 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:42.400 bingo for the homeless people at Father Joe's. And all you have to do 31 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:46.360 is buy a twenty dollars Doll Face Club T shirt and you're in the doll 32 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:52.159 Face Club and you get to help out with the bingo, which I will 33 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:54.280 tell you more about, but I just want you to know that this woman 34 00:02:54.479 --> 00:03:00.000 and this organization empowers women, empowers young women to do really good things, 35 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:05.120 and so that's where all the money we raise from this box will go. 36 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:07.879 Now, we haven't put the link on our website yet, but we will. 37 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:15.039 Each entry is five dollars each. You can enter as many times as 38 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:19.879 you want. But let me show you what is in the magical Box. 39 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:23.960 Okay, this is what you have a chance of winning. First of all, 40 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:30.400 we have your basic loricane after dark merch sweatshirt. Okay, so there's 41 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:38.280 that boom. Then we have the box that we've been talking about from San 42 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:46.280 Diego, Crystals and jewelry, hand carved wooden box lined in red velvet, 43 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:53.680 filled with crystals and necklaces and jewel and bracelets and a sage and just lots 44 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:58.560 of cool things. Here's one of the necklaces. Here's the bracelet, a 45 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:01.199 goshwa. Do you know what a goshwa is? Yes? No, it's 46 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:06.759 the thing you use to put like help your face, like it massages. 47 00:04:08.159 --> 00:04:12.960 Well he uses one, Eric, I know it's true. But so that 48 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:15.000 is also in the box. This is worth one hundred and fifty dollars. 49 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:21.879 Okay, then we have I love our sponsors so much. We have this 50 00:04:23.199 --> 00:04:29.040 which I printed out, two hundred dollars cash money from this man Jay Wartzler 51 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:33.079 at top of the brow think, okay, two hundred dollars. Then we 52 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:40.360 have five hundred dollars to be used at La Joya cosmetic, either the medspa, 53 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:45.560 or you can put it toward a surgery at the surgery center. Plus 54 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:48.319 you get a one year membership to the glam fam which is worth one hundred 55 00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:50.879 and twenty dollars. It's a year's worth, and you get like a bunch 56 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:55.480 of perks. So this is a six hundred and twenty dollars value. You 57 00:04:55.560 --> 00:05:00.319 get this, this, that, and is there anything else? Not yet, 58 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:04.240 but this so far is worth one thousand dollars if you add it all 59 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:11.040 up, one hundred and fifty six twenty two hundred, and then I put 60 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:15.560 a couple of other little necklaces in there from San Diego crystals and jewelry. 61 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:21.920 So anyway, this is what's in the box. Each entry's five dollars proceeds. 62 00:05:23.079 --> 00:05:27.360 Some of the proceeds will be going to the Doll Face Club to help 63 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:30.000 them keep the lights on in the house, to help them decorate, or 64 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:33.040 help buy games for the girls if they you know, sometimes it gets a 65 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:38.720 little monotonous being in a sober living facility. So I think this is a 66 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:44.120 great thing for us to help with. So that's what this is. And 67 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:47.480 I'll let you guys know when the link is on our website so you can 68 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:50.480 go ahead and start donating. You can donate as many times as you want. 69 00:05:50.800 --> 00:05:54.720 Your name will go into a hat, a box, a bowl, 70 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:58.160 whatever, and we will draw the name our last show of the year, 71 00:05:58.480 --> 00:06:00.879 which is the twenty first of December, and you get all of this stuff. 72 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:06.279 Okay, Hey, anybody that's watching, what line is this movie from 73 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:12.079 What's in the Bar? What's in the Bars started, What's in the Box 74 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:17.279 Pursuit of Happiness? Now I want to see if anybody watching, of course, 75 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:23.800 they know everybody knows that happiness. Everybody knows that Eric, I think 76 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:30.000 everybody What's in the Box the Polar Express final answer. You know what, 77 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:33.079 I can't stand that movie. No one care the movies. I hated that 78 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:36.319 movie. Okay, I'm so glad you said that I thought that it was 79 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:40.839 like Beloved. I don't know. I hated it. I'm sure some people 80 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:44.160 like it, but I don't think it's beloved. I can't ci Michael Tyler 81 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:47.240 elf is beloved, But yes, and I love elf. Elf is great, 82 00:06:47.360 --> 00:06:51.759 Tim Allan Santa Claus Movies. Okay, I watch what about Bad Santa? 83 00:06:53.120 --> 00:06:59.199 No, that's kind of funny, so dumb. Sure, I watched 84 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:08.519 the slowest movie over the weekend. Well, so you don't recommend it? 85 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:14.360 No? Is it new? Yes? Is it in theaters? No? 86 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:18.519 Well I for a limited run. Yes, but it's on Netflix and it's 87 00:07:18.560 --> 00:07:24.360 with Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman. Oh, I watched that thing called December. 88 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:30.040 I'm over It's it was like, that's it? Yeah, kind of 89 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:36.120 like these two amazing Hi you hot dish, Hi Jody. This you looked 90 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:42.079 so good on Saturday. These two amazing actresses did not pull That was not 91 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:47.399 an amazing movie. I would have rather watched Popcorn Pop in a microwave for 92 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:53.720 two hours. Well, the movie is about wait, I can't. It's 93 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:57.920 loosely based on Mary Kate Leturno. Do you remember that name? No, 94 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.959 So, she's the teacher that had sex with her student and got knocked up 95 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:05.639 and they got married. She was like in her thirties and the student was 96 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:09.839 like fourteen. Yeah, they got married and had like many kids and they 97 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:11.879 were together for a long time, and then she died eventually. I think 98 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:16.480 she did a couple of years ago of like cancer or something. That was 99 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:22.759 the movie based on Hi, Happy to see you too. Anyway, it 100 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:26.160 what a snooze face. I don't bother, don't bother, don't bother. 101 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:31.519 Okay. They actually had to release something to explain the ending to people that 102 00:08:31.559 --> 00:08:35.600 had seen it. And here's how much I didn't care. I didn't even 103 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:39.000 read it. I didn't even know that they did that, and I didn't 104 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:43.759 even know that it ended improperly. You didn't watch the ending. I don't 105 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:48.159 even know. I probably fell asleep. It was, oh right, Julie, 106 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:52.320 Yeah, it blew. She really saw it, and she said it 107 00:08:52.480 --> 00:08:54.559 sucks. Oh my god, it sucked the biggest bag of dicks. We 108 00:08:54.600 --> 00:09:00.679 had such a stop with that for now. Oh, you've done that enough. 109 00:09:00.919 --> 00:09:03.600 I think we've covered that. Really, do you have an issue with 110 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:05.399 drews? Hey? Oh I do, Brian, would you like to know 111 00:09:05.519 --> 00:09:11.440 why a little bit? God? First, let's talk about Since our amazing 112 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:16.799 sponsors have stepped up and donated such incredible gifts to the Holiday Box, the 113 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:24.320 Magical Holiday Box, let's talk about La Joya Cosmetic. Now what La Joya 114 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:28.720 Cosmetic Surgery Center is a place where you can go, get yourself some light, 115 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:33.120 bat you can get your eyes done, you can get your moves done. 116 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:35.879 That's what I did, and I've never been happier. 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I 135 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:58.120 just started looking at my schedule on December first. I started looking at my 136 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:01.960 schedule for December, and I'm so still trust out. You know, you 137 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:05.879 can say no to some things. It's impossible. I have so much stuff 138 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:09.600 going on. There's not one thing that you can just say sorry, I 139 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:13.360 can't make it. I have had to, okay, and that's okay. 140 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:18.600 Yeah. We don't want to get overly stressed. This is want to be 141 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:22.080 overly stimulated. This is supposed to be a fun, happy, time of 142 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:28.159 year and not a stressful time of year. Right allegedly. Okay, So, 143 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:33.000 Jay Wartzler from Capital Growth Inc. So graciously donating two hundred dollars cash 144 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:37.600 money to our magical jabox. You're awesome. 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And 157 00:12:37.039 --> 00:12:41.960 before we get to our host chat, which is I'm going to give you 158 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:45.279 well, no, I'm going to do that on Thursday. I'll just talk 159 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:46.919 about what's been going on in my life on my house chat, and then 160 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:50.039 you have something for your host chat aufice. I do. But let's talk 161 00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:56.600 about San Diego Crystals and Jewelry. Two locations one and oh B on Newport. 162 00:12:56.639 --> 00:12:58.759 That's the one that Evan and I found this summer and couldn't get enough 163 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:03.519 of jewelry, crystals, gold, silver, They fix jewelry, they make 164 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:09.000 jewelry, they do everything. They've donated that beautiful box. And I went 165 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:15.159 and saw their La Joia location last week. It is absolutely beautiful across that 166 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:22.080 right in the heart there, right next to right across from Duke's. It's 167 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:26.279 right there and it's big and beautiful and they have these really pretty scarves as 168 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:31.279 well as the jewelry and this crystals and everything. So two locations, San 169 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:33.840 Diego Crystals and Jewelry, and the guys are so nice. Eight brothers that 170 00:13:33.879 --> 00:13:39.200 own these two stores and they are awesome. Tell them that Laura Kane after 171 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:43.399 Dark sent you and they will give you an Amethyst Crystal a big one, 172 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:50.039 yeah for free. Okay, So host chat time, Gosh, so much 173 00:13:50.039 --> 00:13:52.679 has happened since I've seen you, guys. I know it's weird going a 174 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:58.360 week without doing the podcast. I missed you guys. I like family too. 175 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:01.559 Did you miss Brian a little bit? Just a tiny bit? What 176 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:07.919 happened to you over the break? Oh? Just some great things are come. 177 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:11.039 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thanks. I like to 178 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:13.399 being able to stay at home Monday night though, yeah I'm sure you did. 179 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:16.480 I'm sure you did. And we're only doing this Tuesday night because someone 180 00:14:16.759 --> 00:14:22.440 had something going on Monday night because he's so busy this month, I am. 181 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:26.919 But next week we'll be back to our regular Monday night schedule, just 182 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:33.320 so you know. Oh by the way, what no, I'm don't go 183 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:37.200 there. I've already I've had enough of your schedule. I've had enough of 184 00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:43.039 your freaking schedule. Okay. So my host Chad is all about how I 185 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:48.559 got to see both of my children this last two weeks. So Evan came 186 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:52.519 into town for Thanksgiving. She was here and we got to go to my 187 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:56.600 mom's house. We drove up to Ranch kookamonga real quick had Thanksgiving dinner up 188 00:14:56.639 --> 00:14:58.559 there. She came back, she saw some friends. It was awesome. 189 00:14:58.639 --> 00:15:03.679 Then she flew back to New York City. She's coming back in the middle 190 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:05.879 of this month for a couple of weeks, which is awesome. And then 191 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:13.240 surprisingly, Charlie and Maya came just a couple of days ago and they stayed 192 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:18.200 for three nights. So I got to see both my kids within this week 193 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.840 that we didn't see each other. And I'm telling you something. Neither of 194 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:30.039 you are parents, but thank you. Guys can relate. Take right right, 195 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:35.879 I definitely know that I'm not. Yes, I think he's pretty good. 196 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:41.799 He's pretty locked, He's pretty like insg What does that mean? Oh, 197 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:45.720 he's a gold star gay. Yes, No, Vagina's ever in his 198 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:50.679 lifeltars for that gold star gays. If you haven't even been through a vaginant 199 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:54.399 No, that's the platinum. That's hot. Lea's a platinum. Yeah. 200 00:15:54.919 --> 00:16:00.000 No, if you that's the highest level of gay can reach. Yes, 201 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:07.919 And I'm so bitter. I'm gonna fight Lee. It sucks that you were 202 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:14.799 born vaginally. I know you know what I'm gonna do. Next time Lee 203 00:16:14.879 --> 00:16:18.519 comes into town. I'm gonna take him to like hooters and just like push 204 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:21.720 his face in a vagina. I'm gonna trip him. I don't think that 205 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:26.799 he has an as much of an adversion as you do. I think that 206 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:30.639 he would just he would look at one. You won't even look at one. 207 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:33.919 Which is why I'm going to bring a diagram in. No, because 208 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:37.600 I'll turn to stone or one of those like three D models they have. 209 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:45.200 Yes, you know, I can put his finger up there or something out 210 00:16:45.320 --> 00:16:51.279 dolls there. I would gag in my gynecologists office. It's almost like a 211 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:55.200 puzzle you can take apart the pieces. That is not one puzzle that I 212 00:16:55.279 --> 00:17:00.039 will play figure out how the vagina goes back to and then the laby figuring 213 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:03.720 out how it goes back together. I'd be playing that thing for a year. 214 00:17:03.839 --> 00:17:07.559 It'd be worse than a rubk skiin it, totally would. I don't 215 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:10.039 know if you ever were able to figure out a Rubik's cube. No, 216 00:17:10.079 --> 00:17:11.440 you know what I used to do. I used to get so frustrated that 217 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:15.559 I would take the stickers off and then stick them back. You cheated with 218 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:19.079 the Rubik's cube. I would get totally frustrated and I'd be like, well, 219 00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:22.559 there's a way to do it? What is the secret? It's just 220 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:25.880 like a formula. And did you figure it out or did you read about 221 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:27.599 it? I looked it up. Oh okay, oh yeah, no, 222 00:17:27.799 --> 00:17:33.079 like so Irrita, we'll see back back when I was a kid, they 223 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:34.400 didn't have any of this stuff that you can look at it. There's just 224 00:17:34.440 --> 00:17:37.680 a pattern. Like there's just a pattern you do continuously and then once you 225 00:17:37.720 --> 00:17:41.079 get to a certain stage, pattern changes and it's sults. But I don't 226 00:17:41.079 --> 00:17:45.839 recommend doing that because then they the stickers fall off. Can you do it 227 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:49.960 like that fast? You know how those people do it super fast? So 228 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:55.359 that was I had like the greatest couple of days because I'm telling you, 229 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:59.599 as a mother, nothing, nothing in this world is better than being with 230 00:17:59.640 --> 00:18:03.079 your baby, not one thing. And it was cool because Maya got to 231 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:11.319 come with what watching a Golden Girls marathon? Oh my, no clue, 232 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:18.880 no clue anyway, so it was really great. I'm so happy. Maya 233 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:25.000 and Charlie told me, well, they want to get married in July. 234 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:29.599 But there things are kind of changing off and on because of money situation. 235 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:32.039 You know how things go when you try to plan a wedding like he's sometimes 236 00:18:32.079 --> 00:18:36.119 you have to change in Well, they said, you know, we might 237 00:18:36.160 --> 00:18:37.440 just start having kids. Oh no, no, no, no, no, 238 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:45.359 no, no, no no no. They want to be a family 239 00:18:45.880 --> 00:18:48.200 more than anything that I know. You know what I figured. You know, 240 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:52.720 that's his life. He's found the woman of his dreams early on. 241 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:57.400 And why not. Can you imagine me being a ground No, they need 242 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:03.319 to travel and do things first before they get kids. Now you have kids 243 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:07.920 some people, Yeah, i'd have kids. I'd have kids like not tomorrow, 244 00:19:07.920 --> 00:19:11.920 but yeah, some So I need to sit down and talk to both 245 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:15.319 of you. They well, not you, you just hate kids. Kids 246 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:18.680 are great, Yeah, they're great. They should get legally married though for 247 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:23.680 the tax benefits first though, which they might, and then have a party 248 00:19:23.759 --> 00:19:26.160 to do that whole thing. She's just like the corehouse and have a wedding 249 00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:30.160 later. So I probably aired some information. They probably didn't want me to, 250 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:34.279 but anyway, I just thought that that was interesting and cool. It 251 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:42.759 is exciting. It's very exciting. So after the host chat and before your 252 00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:48.440 double d Yes, I have a test for you, but I want you 253 00:19:48.519 --> 00:19:53.200 to do your host chat first mine first. Yes, you're in trouble with 254 00:19:53.240 --> 00:20:00.039 the Wow. Sorry, sorry I'm falling apart. There we go. So 255 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:03.400 what's up? What happened? What's going on? What do you mean? 256 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:15.200 What's your host chat? Oh? So I ordered the most amazing thing on 257 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:19.200 the planet from Amazon. Okay, I'm putting it on our Amazon store. 258 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:30.200 It's called a massaging foot matt. Show the people on Instagram too. Massaging 259 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:36.680 footmat from Amazon. Yes, so is this for people that have sore feet? 260 00:20:36.799 --> 00:20:38.720 Obviously? Yes. You can use it on your hands. You can 261 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:45.039 use it on your forums. I even sat on it for your butt, 262 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:51.319 your butt circulations, I walked, did it tingle? It did it tingle? 263 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:55.880 Yes, it relaxed and boost circulations. So what it is? It's 264 00:20:56.160 --> 00:21:00.799 incredible because I did not know this, did you? That as you get 265 00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:07.559 older the nerves in your feet start to die because they're the farthest away from 266 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:14.680 your heart. So this regenerates them. So this met this mess. Oh 267 00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:18.599 my god, you have no idea regenerates those and it says on here there 268 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:22.519 it'll tell all the different parts of your body. So like your liver, 269 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:32.200 your uterus, the genitals. Is that kinesiology is that? What like kinesiology 270 00:21:32.279 --> 00:21:36.119 is is movement? So you have like, well, what's the thing with 271 00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:38.559 oh is that what that is where you find like the point on your foot 272 00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:45.799 which matches your acupuncture. Still anyway, it comes at this little conductor that 273 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:52.039 you snap on to these two little conductors. Right, okay, here's what 274 00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:56.160 it looks like. The main thing. How much was this? This was 275 00:21:56.240 --> 00:22:03.039 about fifty okay, and you say you think it's worth every penny and had 276 00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:08.720 like twenty five thousand reviews. Oh you press this now? I want you 277 00:22:08.759 --> 00:22:11.440 to just put your do you have rings on right now? No? Okay, 278 00:22:11.759 --> 00:22:17.759 put both your hands on the path. Okay, stand up. You're 279 00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:22.640 gonna want to get it, okay, ready like force fullep. Oh sorry, 280 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:27.319 I have an upside down Okay, there we go. Hold on, 281 00:22:27.400 --> 00:22:30.240 it's going to shock me and stuff. No, no, no, no, 282 00:22:30.039 --> 00:22:33.039 no. How many times have you used this? Oh? I use 283 00:22:33.079 --> 00:22:38.559 it almost every night? Just put your hands there. Whoa, yeah, 284 00:22:38.640 --> 00:22:41.920 put your answer. I told you I didn't like that. Okay, just 285 00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:48.680 put your hands now. There's different settings. Okay, so whoa, whoa, 286 00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:52.279 whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. I know now that's only four whoa, 287 00:22:52.400 --> 00:23:02.680 there's no, there's nineteen levels. That is really unincredible sensation. Come 288 00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:04.559 up here and feel this. I'm good what is it? So there's different 289 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:11.400 there's like electronic pulses that are going through muscle contractions. That's what the birthing 290 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:18.119 similar. So oh yeah from front? That was too high? This is 291 00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:22.720 it? Feel good on your feet? Oh? Feels well good? What 292 00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:25.160 level do you use? Okay, right now I use it. I go 293 00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:26.720 up to about ten now. The first day I did it, I started 294 00:23:26.759 --> 00:23:30.680 at nineteen and I thought I had been tasered. So it goes through like 295 00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:34.759 a cycle. Yeah, it goes through a cycle. This is kind of 296 00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:41.279 exciting what I know? Isn't it cool? Can you target certain areas of 297 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:45.000 your Yes you can. Have you tried the genitle one yet I have not. 298 00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:49.799 What if you put your on that? Oh I would not want to 299 00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.960 know what would happen? What about it? Just on level one? God, 300 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:57.599 that feels so good. I dare you to wrap your wiener in that 301 00:23:57.759 --> 00:24:03.279 and do level But I bet the feet would be great. Like just to 302 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:06.240 sit and watch Tavay. So do you see my arms going up and down 303 00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:10.400 like I'm doing a push up? Yes, yes I am not. You're 304 00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:15.279 not shaking them right now? No? Wow, this is cool. So 305 00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:18.359 after I did the walk with Karen, Yes, I bought the she bought 306 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:25.680 one. Yeah, and that helped regenerate your dead uh dead nerves, your 307 00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:30.039 dead nerves from walking twenty miles. So it's about I'll put it on the 308 00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:33.440 site. It's about fifty bucks from Amazon, and it's worth every penny you 309 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:36.079 mean, I'll put it on the site. Yeah. And it has a 310 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:41.200 little recharger on it so you can plug it in and recharge it. Excellent, 311 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:45.960 And it takes about maybe twenty minutes, super easy. That's really cool 312 00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:51.319 because of the little instruction booklet and stuff like that. Okay, so yeah, 313 00:24:51.400 --> 00:24:55.559 well I have something that I want to use on Eric. Oh boy, 314 00:24:56.759 --> 00:25:03.400 I have come to leave. Oh boy. And this is not a 315 00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:07.559 diss on you, really, it's gonna sound like one, Eric, oh 316 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:15.519 boy, but I feel like we may have been lied to with regards to 317 00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:22.400 one certain celebrity. Now. But I'm gonna tell you why I'm bringing it 318 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:25.839 up. Yeah, I would like to hear more about this. I found 319 00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:30.839 something that is going to prove once and for all whether or not he is 320 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:33.319 telling the truth about actually meeting. Oh my god, I think I know 321 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:40.319 what you're gonna Oh brother, bring light detector test. Oh wow, it 322 00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:42.359 looks like one for sure. It's a light detector test. That's what the 323 00:25:42.359 --> 00:25:47.680 cops use. Okay, now is it on? Yes, it's on. 324 00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:49.960 Okay, Now I want you to put your hand. It's not going to 325 00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:52.319 do anything yet, put your hand in there. Wait, let me do 326 00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:57.599 something wick. Okay, wait, wait till it goes off. See he 327 00:25:57.599 --> 00:26:02.160 does, makes a scary sound. Now we're going to ask Eric the question. 328 00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:07.880 If this thing shocks you or bites down on you, you're lying if 329 00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:11.440 it doesn't, or you're telling the truth. He's getting a little nervous case. 330 00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:14.720 I'm not nervous. Take your hand in there, okay, now, 331 00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:21.640 Eric, and then I have to push a button, did you Well, 332 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:25.839 you have to ask me questions first to prove that this thing works or does 333 00:26:25.920 --> 00:26:30.279 not work. So ask me my name. That's true, establish a baseline 334 00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:37.799 for credibility. Duh, I don't now, but come on, ask me 335 00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:41.400 what my name is that we got built suspense with this first thing, Eric, 336 00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:51.880 Yes, what is your name? Wat? Eric? Okay, that's 337 00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:53.200 what you have to say. Okay. Now, if it shocks you or 338 00:26:53.240 --> 00:27:03.920 bites down, it's thinking. It's reading your palm supposedly. Okay, you 339 00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:11.880 passed, You passed? Eric, am I your best friend. Yes, 340 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:29.240 son't like promising, let's see it's thinking. Do you feel a shock at 341 00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:41.359 all? No? Okay, okay, I didn't get shocked or get it 342 00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:53.440 down on. Were you once a fashion model? Yes? For Hugo boss. 343 00:27:55.200 --> 00:28:03.000 Yes, in the night. Okay, all right, now here we 344 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:07.680 go. I think I'm doing if I hope I'm doing this right? Okay, 345 00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:19.000 Eric? Yes, did you meet in person Keanu Reeves downtown six months 346 00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:34.519 ago? Yes? Okay. Did you meet Keanu Reeves downtown in person? 347 00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:47.799 Eric? Yes? Laura, okay, you passed. Now this thing? 348 00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:49.440 Okay, let me let me do it to me? Do it to me? 349 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:53.920 Okay, okay, I put my hand in the sensor, I push 350 00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:59.839 push this. We'll ask me a question. Ask you a question. First 351 00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.759 push it, and then ask me a question. Is your name Laura Kane? 352 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:11.960 Yes? My name is Laura Kane. Oh the d bing is yes. 353 00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:14.200 Okay. So I'm learning how to use this thing. Did you not 354 00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:17.319 read the instruction? I did? But you know what, it's the kind 355 00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:22.759 of instructions that were translated from like Chinese, so they make absolutely no sense, 356 00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:26.960 you know, like all the words are conjugated wrong and everything. It 357 00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:32.200 has two modes it has like this mode is electric mode, and it has 358 00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:37.559 the biting down teeth mode. I'm gonna ask ask me if I like Brian, 359 00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:41.960 Laura, do you like Brian? Yes, very much, I like 360 00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:53.680 Brian. Okay, that wasn't a ding. Okay, no, now ask 361 00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:57.640 me one more and then if this this thing doesn't bite down, then ask 362 00:29:57.720 --> 00:30:03.720 me something that I'm gonna lie about. Okay, Laura, well press the 363 00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:08.920 button first. Oh well, I've got one. Do you love vegetables? 364 00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:22.359 I love vegetables, especially zucchini. We haven't seen it call anyone out on 365 00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:25.119 a lie yet. Now. Look, this is what the thing looks like. 366 00:30:25.599 --> 00:30:27.039 This is what it looks like. When I was playing with it by 367 00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:33.200 myself, it was biting me like crazy. Okay, I have a good 368 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:37.079 question. Ask okay, okay, ask me put it in and then let 369 00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:42.599 me start. Ask me if I like vaginas. Okay, do this mode? 370 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:56.039 Eric? Do you like vaginas? Oh my god? Yes, Wait 371 00:30:56.119 --> 00:31:04.720 do it again. Do you like vaginas, Eric? Yes, love those 372 00:31:04.839 --> 00:31:14.319 vatina. Okay, that thing is a pos. This thing, I swear 373 00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:18.720 to God was working. But anyway, guess where I got it. Yes, 374 00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:25.160 I got a team which by the way. Oh, come on not, 375 00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:30.839 there's no contest, Brian, I'm looking it up here instruction. Thank 376 00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:36.000 you. Now, Eric and I have decided that we're not going to do 377 00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:41.119 your traditional Christmas nice Christmas gifts this year. We decided to do something funny 378 00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:44.920 and buy each other again the war because we don't think we found the worst 379 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:47.759 things on teaming. Oh no, okay, however I just did. Though. 380 00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.240 We're not going to have like a vo it's not going to be a 381 00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:53.960 poll. But we're going to do this on our last week, the last 382 00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:57.559 week before our Christmas break. Yes, and we're going to open up all 383 00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:02.519 the gifts. I have like ten things for him I have I think maybe 384 00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:07.039 a few more for you now. Mine run the gamut from clothing to house 385 00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:13.519 weares, to shoes to other things that you will need in your everyday life. 386 00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:16.440 Same here. Oh, I was under the impression that you only bought 387 00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:21.640 me clothing. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, 388 00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:27.480 okay, this place is gonna look like a ship box. I can't 389 00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.720 even wait. I am going to show one thing why I already have a 390 00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:34.000 present for you. I already have a present for you too. It's not 391 00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:37.440 from it's not from t yeah, you're the only one getting good stuff. 392 00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:44.480 Yeah, he's gonna Let me just tell you when I get Brian his gift. 393 00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:49.200 Oh, I hope it's from Keanu Reeves or something, and which case 394 00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:52.359 you should just give it to me now, then read the instructions and let's 395 00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:57.480 do this again, because I'm feeling like I'm not I'm like losing Hope. 396 00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:00.319 I love you and I trust you with Okay, here we go. Here's 397 00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:06.279 there. Okay, put your hand inside the lie detector. Make sure each 398 00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:09.079 finger can touch the sensing point. Okay, God, because the red light 399 00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:14.559 is on, pressing it will prompt you with a tone indicating which mode you 400 00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:16.400 Oh, okay, So if there's a mode button on top right, there's 401 00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:21.079 a mode right here, so when you press it, whichever sound it makes 402 00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:23.240 is the effect, whether it's the teeth biting or the electric suppress it. 403 00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:28.599 So yeah, press that mode but right there, so that's electric and Laura 404 00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:30.640 again, it will switch to are you a lesbian? Press it again. 405 00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:37.359 Okay, press the start button. The light detector enters the preparation mode. 406 00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:40.480 Press the light detector again to start the light detector. Okay, so press 407 00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:46.039 it once yet not yet? Right, press it once gou and press against 408 00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:51.119 you? What happens? Okay? Now ready, are you a lesbian? 409 00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:58.640 I just press it? Okay, No, I am not a lesbian. 410 00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:08.159 Okay, that the ding must be that it's real. We're not liars. 411 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:13.000 I guess it's not enough this thing. We're not. Try now do an 412 00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:15.880 obvious lie or something. Okay, So do I do the mode thing again? 413 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:19.800 No? No, no, it's on teeth clamping mode. Okay, 414 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:29.199 okay, it's press start first. Uh huh, Laura, do you hurry? 415 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:37.920 How much do you love anal? I love anal more than anything in 416 00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:45.320 my whole life. Oh no, this thing is a piece of crap. 417 00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.679 Of course, I thought it would be funny for here, right, you 418 00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:52.079 get it to work? Why don't this would be so great? We'd catch 419 00:34:52.199 --> 00:35:02.400 Eric and a lie. Nope, but okay, alright, alrighty then I 420 00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:08.880 know, And that's like how like Chinese? It is? Okay? So 421 00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:14.679 well, because it's you can always try a plant in the mouth. Yeah, 422 00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:17.719 I mean it looks cool. It makes a good decoration for this house 423 00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:22.400 on the shelf or something. Yeahlf on a shelf. All right, let's 424 00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:29.599 do your double d oh boy, we have a lot to cover. We 425 00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:32.599 do some of this I know. Some of this I don't know, And 426 00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:35.840 in fact, most of the stuff you tell me, I have no idea 427 00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:45.039 and I love it. That's good, all right. First, this isn't 428 00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:50.760 really dirt. I just have to I don't know why I'm fascinated by her. 429 00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:57.559 But what did you I got to work? I guess it bit down 430 00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:00.960 on me. It did. I wasn't thinking about anything. What did you 431 00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:07.000 push to make it bite down? Just the most down on me? Maybe 432 00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:10.519 you're overall a liar that would that would makes sense. Did you ask it 433 00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:14.800 if Flora's boobs were real and you said no? Or you said yes? 434 00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:19.960 Yep, that's exactly what I asked. Try it, try it one more 435 00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:22.800 time, and then we're going to put that freaking thing away. Okay. 436 00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:32.800 Ask him if he thinks if I'm attractive, Brian, do you think Laura 437 00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:43.119 Kane is attractive? He said no. In case she didn't hear that off, 438 00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:54.960 the mic was telling that it's been more awkward. If my god that 439 00:36:55.079 --> 00:37:01.360 what would you prefer? I was lying, yes, it would be nice 440 00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:05.679 if you found me attractive. I think Eric thinks finds me attractive. I 441 00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:07.920 do. I find you. I find you attracted. I think you are 442 00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:10.920 objective I found you, She stumbled over where she's lying. I think you 443 00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:15.239 are objectively attractive. I just don't think I'm not like attracted to you though. 444 00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:19.320 No, obviously I didn't ask that. I think you look better than 445 00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:22.079 you did twenty years ago. Though, thank you. I actually mean that. 446 00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:28.519 When did you well, just from pictures, pictures like, oh my 447 00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:30.199 god, when I oh my god, I got to tell you something real 448 00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:36.280 quick. So I had to say. I celebrated Christmas with Charlie since he 449 00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:37.800 was here, he and Maya, because I wanted to see them open up 450 00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:42.199 their presence because half the time I send them up to Oregon and I never 451 00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:45.159 get to see them open their presence. And then Charlie is not is He's 452 00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.639 like you're You're He's like a Texter like you are. Oh. If he 453 00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:51.119 doesn't text right away, he forgets. I'm like, so I have to 454 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:52.880 did you open the presence? Did you like the presence? I'm hello? 455 00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:58.159 So I wanted to celebrate here and see him open the gift. So I 456 00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:02.119 found this video camera from It's twenty years old. It was when Evan was 457 00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:07.199 a baby and Charlie was four and five and I found these videos. I 458 00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:10.480 had them digitized because they're on high eight. I had the battery replaced. 459 00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:14.440 Was old. Oh my god, I had the battery replaced. I got 460 00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:21.239 a new chord, and I gave him the cameras because in the videos when 461 00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:23.159 he was a little boy, all he wanted to do was take the camera 462 00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:25.320 and like shoot his sister. He didn't want to be in front of the 463 00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:28.280 camera. He wanted to be in behind the camera. So I'm like, 464 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:32.840 this could be like a cool like retro gift for somebody his age that might 465 00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:37.400 want to take some cool videos in a different way rather than on a phone. 466 00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:39.159 And he's like, Mom, this was so cool. I can't even 467 00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:43.840 tell you how awesome this is. It was in the original case and every 468 00:38:43.840 --> 00:38:46.679 mon, God, that's really cool and it works perfectly. And I got 469 00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:51.119 them like a converter thing. I got them all the so anyway, it 470 00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.159 was really great. Shooting on film is super cool. Yeah, I know, 471 00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:58.599 it's just you're such a good models different Thank you. I love disposal 472 00:38:58.639 --> 00:39:01.280 cameras because they're they're easy to have developed and those are kind of retro too. 473 00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:04.760 Look, I mean the pictures just look cool and you don't know what 474 00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:07.440 you're gonna get until they are developed. And that's kind of fun to way. 475 00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:10.360 We still sell digital cameras anymore. Digital it's all they sell. I 476 00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:14.800 mean, ohsable, yeah, you get me talking. They're pretty popular now, 477 00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:15.760 but you know, you take them to CVS and they'll develop them for 478 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:20.000 like fifteen bucks or something. Oh wow, And I got the High eight 479 00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:22.559 videotapes, which are about this size. On Amazon. They sell them for 480 00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:25.920 like seven bucks, like they have everything on there, so everything. It 481 00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:29.480 was really really cool. Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. 482 00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:37.679 Now it's dirt time. Okay. So on Hulu, starting over the 483 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:46.000 weekend, Paris and Love season two. Do I care about this? You 484 00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:52.519 should because she and her husband, so you know, she had the baby 485 00:39:52.519 --> 00:40:04.360 by Sarah Get that appeared out of nowhere. Yes, and that so I've 486 00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:12.920 met Paris Hilton. And the voice is and you'll see it on the show 487 00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.599 if you watch it. Is it real? Is it high? Is it 488 00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:22.840 crazy? Look? Her normal voice is like deep and very regulated, and 489 00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:27.599 then she switches over in a in a blink of an eye to the hypitched 490 00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:31.920 baby that just makes her sounding name. It's it is fascinating to watch and 491 00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:37.599 that house. So they just moved from her house to a new house. 492 00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:42.679 Okay, she and the husband and the kid in La somewhere. Yes. 493 00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:49.159 So the hilarious thing is she's not prepped for a baby at all. Like 494 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:52.199 it's just like somebody was having a sidewalk sale and she was like, Oh, 495 00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:54.360 I think I want a baby. The nursery wasn't ready at all. 496 00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:59.039 She has like an oh pair, I'm sure she had plenty of designer clothes 497 00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:05.000 though, oh yes, it does not really. The O pair does everything 498 00:41:05.159 --> 00:41:09.920 and she'll like wake up and all she does is take pictures of herself and 499 00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:14.079 then she'll be like, oh, mommy has to go. She'll go in 500 00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:17.519 and the appare will hand or the baby. She'll feed it for like thirty 501 00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:22.159 seconds and then hand it back and then kiss the baby on the forehead and 502 00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:29.760 leave. And the house looks like Fao Schwartz. It does not look like 503 00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:34.519 a full grown woman lives there that's married with a kid. It there's stuffed 504 00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.440 animals, right that can even play with the stuff that's in the house. 505 00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:40.880 Yes, yeah, it's and they're all the pictures are just of her. 506 00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:47.400 There's not any pictures in that. There's pictures of her on the pillows that 507 00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:53.920 sit on an actual sofa. There are humongous, like this size of the 508 00:41:54.000 --> 00:42:00.559 backdrop behind us photographs of her. Hey, it's working. Look at how 509 00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:04.840 much money she's made. Oh yeah, she's a billionaire. It's but I'm 510 00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:13.239 telling you it's the Do you know she has an entire cookwear line that they 511 00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:17.559 carry at Walmart Walmart and they're like sold out, and the like the little 512 00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:22.119 tea infuser is a disco ball if that tells you anything like that cute? 513 00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:25.360 The pots and pants are pink, that's cute. It's not cute, and 514 00:42:25.400 --> 00:42:30.519 then the tea kettle says that's hot on it, that's cute. I'm okay 515 00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:35.880 to capitalize on her, of course, I mean she's doing it right. 516 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:38.639 I guess I'm going to need a gimmick. All of her make it though, 517 00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:42.280 is at ross. Did you know that like all of her nail I 518 00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:45.559 didn't even know she had makeup. Oh yeah, she's got eyelashes, She's 519 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:50.920 got like lipsticks and all the things we should on the next show. I'm 520 00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:54.480 going to google every everything that she has because I know she's got perfumes. 521 00:42:55.239 --> 00:43:00.840 Oh she said she's got like thirty two perfumes or something. Anyway, Okay, 522 00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:05.119 so do watch that show or don't watch that show. It's I say 523 00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:10.760 watch it because it's fascinating. Okay, like this somebody that just lives in 524 00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:15.599 their own fame bubble. It is just hilarious. And she just had another 525 00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:22.639 baby via a girl. Wait what yep, that was the breaking news story. 526 00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:30.800 Oh yeah, well the boy's name is Shoot, this is my department 527 00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:32.440 and I should know this, but I don't. And the girl it's named 528 00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:37.360 after a city. Okay, well, anyway, continue anyway, And the 529 00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:42.719 daughter she just had, and of course she did not have it vaginally or 530 00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:46.559 cesarean. Somebody else had it for so her body's still nice and time. 531 00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:51.719 Oh yeah, her body's still I I said, ta, Laura, you 532 00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:53.639 were right. I did not care about any of that, about the Para 533 00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:57.800 stuff. Well, now I know you don't care about bills an Paris anymore. 534 00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:00.920 I don't know, I think so, I'm not sure. I'm not. 535 00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:05.280 I wouldn't watch that. I wouldn't. I would rather watch Ninety Day 536 00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:07.639 Fiance any day, all the ninety day fields. Okay, how much do 537 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:13.639 you guys think? Nick Cannon spends a year at Disneyland Okay, how many 538 00:44:13.639 --> 00:44:16.679 time going to he has eleven kids? If he takes them all, I 539 00:44:16.760 --> 00:44:23.960 can at least see like a couple hundred thousand Brian winter winter chicken dinner. 540 00:44:24.760 --> 00:44:30.480 How much did you spend a year two hundred clams a year taking eleven sniffling 541 00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:34.719 brats to Disneyland? He gets all the stuff, he gets, the backstage 542 00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:37.920 pass he gets not anymore. No, but he like he buys the VIP 543 00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:42.559 experiences like that dude spends money there. Yes, I wins you. Yes, 544 00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.800 if you could, why wouldn't you? Yes, most definitely? God? 545 00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:51.159 And they're not free, No, they're not. He has to pay. 546 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:54.119 And how much is it to get into Disneyland now? Uh? Like 547 00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:57.440 a one day pass like one hundred and eighty bucks or something. Yeah, 548 00:44:57.480 --> 00:45:00.280 it's crazy. And then the food and then though because you can't take your 549 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:02.159 own food in or can you? Uh? Yeah you can? Oh, 550 00:45:02.199 --> 00:45:07.519 I think gross. I'm mad a Disneyland and God, I don't know fifteen 551 00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:12.079 years a couple months ago, there's another person who don't care about who? 552 00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:15.559 Oh, yes you do, don't lie? No, I don't. Kim 553 00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:20.400 Kardashian has received some good reviews for her work on the current season of American 554 00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:23.800 Horror Story. I'd like to know who's reviewing her acting chops, because did 555 00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:29.679 you watch it? Yes? And she's no boyano m I'd stick to taking 556 00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:34.039 selvies. What is she fun to look at? I mean I think that 557 00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:37.920 people watch because she's so beautiful. She's No, she's so pretentious. Yeah, 558 00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:42.440 not really. I watched an interview with her about joining the American Horror 559 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:46.800 Story cast and god, what a slap. No, that's but she's so 560 00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:51.719 pretentiously she's so unlikable, Like I don't understand why being the character on the 561 00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:53.679 show isn't really likable either. Yeah, she's just so like you know, 562 00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:58.159 and she has that very polished doll of a personality, but you know it's 563 00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:01.760 fake, like an all the entire family, they all sound alike. Yeah, 564 00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:07.320 they're just she's so everything is very articulated. Well, it's cares so 565 00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:10.519 much for other people. I care about them so much, such a thoughtful 566 00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:15.360 person, like no one cares, No one thinks that. So the creator 567 00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:19.280 of American Horse Story, Ryan Murphy, has just made a colossal mistake and 568 00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:22.719 cast her in this new legal drama for Hulu. There's no word on the 569 00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:28.000 title. Kim will play LA's most successful divorce lawyer and the owner of an 570 00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:31.239 all female law firm. That's funny. She got the worced Yeah, wasn't 571 00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:35.519 she? Did she pass the bar? Yes, take the bar. She 572 00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:38.639 passed the first thing. What's the first level? Yeah? Yeah, that's 573 00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:42.199 just the entrance exam. Right. I don't know if she's passed the bar 574 00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:45.880 yet. And she also recently booked at Netflix comedy film called The Fifth Wheel. 575 00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:49.679 Lucky her. She needs like she needs, she needs any more money 576 00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:53.719 right? Taylor Swift will make a hundred million off Spotify this year. She 577 00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:59.920 has already generated twenty six point one billion streams on Spotify, which means she 578 00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:04.679 pocket one hundred million in royalties from them this year. She's also just become 579 00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:08.039 the first artist to have a top five ten albums at the same time. 580 00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:14.400 I'm obsessed, couldn't care less. I love her. Also, Apple Music 581 00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:19.000 is better than Spotify. Oh, speaking of I do Apple Music to you? 582 00:47:19.079 --> 00:47:22.000 Okay, speaking of what's the deal? I went to play a song 583 00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:23.760 the other night while I was at the gym. It's totally grayed out, 584 00:47:23.800 --> 00:47:27.440 and I clicked on it and says not available in this region any longer. 585 00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:29.960 Yeah, It probably just means that there's a dispute with the record holder and 586 00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:34.480 Apple Music. So I guess I'm calling to get no more Kylie Minogue. 587 00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:39.320 Oh my god, care you you can't listen to your precious Kylie Minogue? 588 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:45.960 Kylie, that'd be a blessing. I know she was grade out. John 589 00:47:45.039 --> 00:47:52.039 Lennon's last words have been revealed. What do you think they will? I 590 00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:54.320 I don't know. I can't. I can't even imagine he was. I 591 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:59.760 was. I was gonna say ouch, but oh god, I've been shot. 592 00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:04.400 Yeah. According to a new documentary on John Lennon's murder, John's last 593 00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:07.679 words were I'm shot and Lennon's killer did it because he thought John was a 594 00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:14.480 phony bummer. That was a bummer. That's too bad they because they could 595 00:48:14.519 --> 00:48:16.519 have had like a reunion, a beautiful thing. I think the Beatles are 596 00:48:16.559 --> 00:48:22.440 overrated, you do? They are good, They're fine. They didn't warrant 597 00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:30.400 the cultural What about revolution that they got Paul McCartney just solo. You don't 598 00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:35.280 think he's like, he's fine. They did revolutionize music when they came, 599 00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:37.880 which I don't understand why. Like they're not bad at all, And I 600 00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:39.760 don't don't. I'm not surprised they were successful, but I don't understand the 601 00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:45.280 reason that they were so successful is purely circumstance of the kind of the cultural 602 00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:49.159 movement at the time, and they the song Blackbird is beautiful. Yeah, 603 00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:51.639 it's a nice song, but there are lots of other nice songs too, 604 00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:53.079 Brian, You're gonna get a lot of hate for this, I think. 605 00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:58.360 Okay. Kate McKinnon, who I loved on Saturday Night Lives, she will 606 00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:04.719 host for the first time. She will be making her hosting debut on the 607 00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:09.599 sixteenth of this much of this month with musical guests Billy Ellish Oh. Speaking 608 00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:17.519 of Billy Oh, Eilish Eilish eyelash whatever. Somebody just outed her for being 609 00:49:17.800 --> 00:49:22.239 gay. I think she just came out as she did. Yeah, oh 610 00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:27.519 wow, okay, Yeah. Adam Driver is going to be doing it this 611 00:49:27.960 --> 00:49:30.199 coming set. Do we watch Saturday Night Line? No, No, who 612 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.599 watches? But I will watch it with Kate McKinnon. I love her. 613 00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:39.480 I will do that and I like it fun in very sad news, very 614 00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:43.960 sad, That's all Bauer had in a moment of silence. Cardi b An 615 00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:52.719 Offset will have unfollowed each other on instagramdever whatever her Britney spears dad has his 616 00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:59.440 leg amputated after an infection, five surgeries and no success. There are hints 617 00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.480 that she he feels very bad for him and may reconcile with him. That's 618 00:50:02.519 --> 00:50:07.840 a bummer to lose your leg. Yeah, I'm convinced she's unhinged. I 619 00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:09.880 saw her Instagram the other day and she's like talking about like just like this 620 00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:12.840 bra she was so happy to get, and I was like, this shick 621 00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:15.360 is crazy. And another nude, like a backside nude. Well, yeah, 622 00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:17.840 she's talked about her bra and then but then she spent the whole video 623 00:50:17.880 --> 00:50:22.039 she posted was just her playing with her underwear. I was like, well, 624 00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:24.079 I mean, do you know how many videos I've posted on her Instagram 625 00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:30.599 with me doing that? I would love to see those. Actually. Anyways, 626 00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:34.960 well you know what, you might just at the end of this month, 627 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:38.159 we'll see. I don't think she's crazy crazy Wait wo see Eric playing 628 00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:43.480 around in underwear? Great? Okay, possible? Great the first time you 629 00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:46.679 wear is underwear? Oh maybe that's why I got Oh boy, a big 630 00:50:46.679 --> 00:50:50.960 bag of boxer briefs. Are we gonna have to wear? What we got? 631 00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:54.639 Each other, we will try him on. I have special I have 632 00:50:54.719 --> 00:50:59.039 special outfits for our last show of the year, which is going to be 633 00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:02.239 on the twenty first, And they are holiday outfits for me and for you. 634 00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:06.960 Oh my god, I can't wait. And they're funny. But no, 635 00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:08.920 we're going to try on this stuff on that Monday night, Okay, 636 00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:14.440 Dave. Remember Mackenzie Phillips. Yes, our friend Mackenzie. Yes, yes, 637 00:51:15.400 --> 00:51:17.039 if you haven't read her book, it's a memoir, it's yes, 638 00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:22.280 it's called High on Arrival. She was just on her sister, China Phillips 639 00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:28.840 from Wilson Phillips on. She has a podcast, and she talked with her 640 00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:35.960 about Mackenzie's ten year incestuous relationship with their dad John. Oh dude, would 641 00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:40.599 she got pregnant? Oh yeah, yeah, I've heard that horrible story. 642 00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:45.280 Yeah, crazy like a rumor or no it was. It's been around for 643 00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:47.119 a while. Yeah, and she's talked about it. Yeah. And last, 644 00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:52.679 but not least, the ever popular Jeffrey Dahmer's dad is dead at eighty 645 00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:57.440 seven. Oh god, poor guy had to live that much longer knowing that 646 00:51:57.519 --> 00:52:00.119 his son was just a complete monster. I wonder what kind of a buffet 647 00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:07.840 they had at the way. Oh my god, you're sick. You are 648 00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:13.840 sick. Okay, Now I have several things coming up for Thursday's show, 649 00:52:13.880 --> 00:52:16.800 and I want to know. Sorry, his dad didn't do it except for 650 00:52:16.880 --> 00:52:22.800 he's a complete psychopath. But do we want to play? We have I 651 00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:27.440 have two different games, and you guys get to decide. Uh, We're 652 00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:30.800 either going to play a game called That's Not Funny, which is a role 653 00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:35.360 playing game. Oh say, anytime anything is funny, that's not funny? 654 00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:37.559 Well we're going to see. Actually that's the game we're gonna play. Let's 655 00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:42.320 play it called That's not funny. It's a role playing game. You play 656 00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:46.920 that game every week. That's not a funny game. Oh my god, 657 00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:51.320 so you say every week. I'm super excited. That wasn't funny? Eric. 658 00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:54.239 Hopefully this this goes off better than the light detect Or test. But 659 00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:59.320 we'll see. We'll see. And then we'll put your foot massager on our 660 00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:02.000 amazons and I'll make sure I do that, and then the Christmas box will 661 00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:06.039 show you that again. And hopefully we'll have the link up for you guys 662 00:53:06.039 --> 00:53:12.000 to donate the five dollars for each time you want an entry into the contests 663 00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:16.480 to win the box worth one thousand dollars at this time. It could even 664 00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:22.239 get higher. There could be more added to the box. Yes, you're 665 00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:24.599 correct, You're very correct because this is early on in December. Correct, 666 00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:28.880 that is what's happening. All right, Well, guess what. We're at 667 00:53:28.920 --> 00:53:30.800 the end of the show. So good to be back. Thank you so 668 00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:35.159 much. Are we playing the game? No, we're playing it on Thursday. 669 00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:37.239 Oh sorry, I missed that part. Yeah, we're playing it on 670 00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:40.920 Thursday, Thursday's episode, which I'm gonna have to post this one tonight because 671 00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:45.920 we officially drop episodes on Tuesdays and Thursday. We drop it like it's hot 672 00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:53.320 with someone. Jenny mind Jenny, Oh, Jenny, my sister? Hi, 673 00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:58.559 Jenny, what's what's up? What's up? Okay, you guys, 674 00:53:59.480 --> 00:54:04.599 thank you for love. You missed you and we'll be back. Loved you, 675 00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.800 missed you, loved you and missed you. You want me to give 676 00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:09.599 you a kiss on your cheeks, so I leave a lipprint? Yes, 677 00:54:09.639 --> 00:54:14.199 please? Okay you debout him from gold Star to silver Star. No, 678 00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:20.159 because it's not with her vagint if I don't know, I don't want to 679 00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:24.599 think Eric. God, here we go oh, that's a good one. 680 00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:30.000 That is a good that is a good one. All right, Hey, 681 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:34.440 wait a minute, we didn't talk about Jody's party. Oh Jody. Our 682 00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:38.239 friend Jody always has a Christmas party every year, and it's a karaoke party. 683 00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:45.719 And let me just say that I picked a song that probably was the 684 00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:50.920 worst song that has ever been heard at her karaoke parties, which she's been 685 00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:55.880 having for many, many years. Don't ever pick the song Let's Get It 686 00:54:55.920 --> 00:55:02.159 On by Marvin Gaye. It's too hard to say. I've I pulled, 687 00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:06.920 Like remember Cindy Brady and the Brady Buns when she saw the red light and 688 00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:10.519 went blank. That's what happened to me. It was very awkward and horrible. 689 00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:15.119 And then I fell back against uh and sat on some man's lap. 690 00:55:16.239 --> 00:55:22.719 It was I left when I fell. Oh yeah, maybe you already left. 691 00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:25.599 What you know I want to say is that for two years now, 692 00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:29.119 I keep getting told I'm going to be invited, and Laura always makes sure 693 00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:35.920 I don't get invited. That is not I don't know. What do you 694 00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:38.639 think? Let me see let me see the machine. Yeah, the machine? 695 00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:43.440 Okay, Brian, Now what were those correct instructions? Oh your finger 696 00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:46.039 nail, just stab me? Put your hand in there. Oh, there's 697 00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:49.159 the biting one. Okay, hold on, let it, let it finish. 698 00:55:50.199 --> 00:55:54.079 Okay, okay, censor now, push start, push start, Okay, 699 00:55:54.880 --> 00:55:58.719 Laura, do you make sure I don't get invited this party? Now? 700 00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:02.960 Press start again. No, Brian, I definitely wanted you to come 701 00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:08.199 to the party. I don't say that I don't disinvite you. Oh no, 702 00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:10.800 that was a bong. No, there's no teeth biting, and I 703 00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:17.119 didn't get a shock. I don't know. Inconclusive, Laura, do you 704 00:56:17.159 --> 00:56:22.559 prefer that Brian not attend parties with us? No? I would love him 705 00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:29.559 to attend parties like Jody's with us. Inconclusive again, huh is that what 706 00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:37.239 that is? Inconclusive? Okay, one more with you, okay, Eric, 707 00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:44.400 Yes, do you think I disinvite Brian from Jody's party? No? 708 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:50.840 Okay, wait, it said it or whatever? So No, your theory 709 00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:53.480 is completely wrong and dumb. It's dumb. All I'll say is both times 710 00:56:53.599 --> 00:56:57.440 JODI's invite me and she goes, oh, make sure you give me Brian's 711 00:56:57.440 --> 00:57:00.280 email address or something, and it never happens. Oh, so I dropped 712 00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:05.559 the ball. Yes, I didn't mean to drop I just dropped the yeah 713 00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:07.760 one time, one time as an accident. Second time is intentional. Well, 714 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:12.360 let me ask you this. On a Saturday night, I was busy 715 00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:15.039 exactly Hello, I was gonna say, would you have come? No? 716 00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:20.960 Maybe I would have a room. I mean you were welcome to bring you 717 00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:24.440 know, a plus one? You know that right? Well? Yeah, 718 00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:30.039 oh my god? Are you guys? Thank you for watching, Thank you 719 00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:34.079 for listening. We'll be back on Thursday of the really Fun Game and more 720 00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:39.800 about the magical Holiday Box. Love your podcast, love your podcast. Oh 721 00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:45.440 no, I missed you so much. Pageant waves, no, pageant waves. 722 00:57:45.519 --> 00:57:47.559 I missed you very much. Thank you. I missed you and Brian 723 00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:51.679 give us the good old pageant you know what. He was gone for one 724 00:57:51.920 --> 00:57:57.239 week and never once called me or texted me. I texted you happy, 725 00:57:57.360 --> 00:58:00.400 I didn't call you a text you. Well, I expect that from you, 726 00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:05.960 Okay, God, I know I suffer in that. Just say it, 727 00:58:06.039 --> 00:58:07.639 just say it, just log your podcast. There we go. I 728 00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:12.159 love you, my sweet baby's. I can wait to see you again. Bye,