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When your old career gives you lemons
throwing some ice mix in some vodka.

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Call it a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven

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by Victor Chrysler Dots. Gee Ram, It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks
for getting your pawn on, Thanks

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for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship,

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one listener at a time. Come
aboard, guess you can come aboard.

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Uh, Kevin's here tonight, Danny. I don't want to Danny had

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something going on. I don't know
what to say because it's not really my

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place to say, wait for Danny
to come back. But I just got

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a text from him. Uh,
and I could just say that everything's okay,

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everything's okay, But I have a
theory, and he was not down

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with my He was not down with
my theory when I said it, with

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which other people had said to me
too. Down with the sickness, Yeah,

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down with the sickness. So in
his stead, Kevin went to the

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bullpen, and he wanted to impress, so he even brought wine and glasses.

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Look at this, she's showing off
fancy. Yeah, Laura's here and

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uh, if you remember, she's
the home organizer and even decorator for Christmas.

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That is what I was doing today. Man, how so when you're

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decorating for Christmas, how big a
job is that? Today was pretty easy.

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It was setting up a few Christmas
trees, some outdoors Christmas trees,

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Yeah, outdoors and everything. Yeah, okay, but I mean it's a

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small house. There are big ones
where it takes you know, two days,

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two days to do it. Yeah, do you get up on the

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roof and run them along the nope? Okay, yeah, because the companies

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that do all that too. Yeah, I'm not fully insured for that.

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I've seen a lot of road signs
for that this year, for people doing

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it. It's the first time I
think I've really seen, like I know,

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people that do it. It's the
first time I've seen a lot of

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like advertisement for it. It's like
two thousand dollars. Oh yeah, it's

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insane. You have to buy the
lights too, don't you. Don't they

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have your own lights and then they
come string them for it and they take

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him on the storm. I yeah, fancy, no. Sorry. The

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other piece of when I lived in
uh yeah, I forget the name of

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who comes and raps your belcony,
you know with Christmas lights. You got

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a guy for that, Joe Danny. Yeah, he called me Danny.

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Uh. Mystery guest tonight, Kevin
locked up a mystery guest. He's very

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excited about that. So we'll see
how that goes. My guest to cringe

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every time I sag history guest,
I do. It always works. I

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always worry that it's I just worry
about the related bility factor. I learned

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my lesson the one time. All
Right, I've been good. No,

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you've been great. You got it. I feel like I've been a mystery

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guys most of the time. Kevin
text me that day. Yeah, clearer

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schedule, I'll bring wine. Is
that what he wrote? Practically clear your

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schedule, I'll bring wine. I
was like, you guys are already getting

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subjected to me tomorrow. You want
two nights in a row. Oh that's

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right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
running into some problems. I may not

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be able to attend, but we'll
see. But we'll see. I'll see.

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Giving you every opportunity to help you, and you don't want the help.

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I didn't. I had things lined
up. I've got some potential people

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to come on tomorrow. That would
be great if it works out. I'm

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still waiting. If not, then
I have a young up and coming comic

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who I think is going to be
a big star Someday's name is a mirror

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shot. He's coming in anyway,
funniest person runner up, runner up this

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year. But he's the young one, twenty one year old. So he's

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going to come in and we'll see
how that works. Maybe he and I

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will just go a little longer.
But I had some other people, potentially

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big people that would have grabbed a
lot of attention. I'll just say that

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just grabbed a lot of attention.
I'll tell you off here. I don't

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want to think it, okay,
proud. Now here's the other thing.

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A lot of people have my phone
number and I've I've written it on bathroom

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walls all over time I have I
have had the same phone. God,

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I want to say, since I
was part early two thousands, I've had

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the same phone. I've had that
number for a long time, same phone

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number. So a lot of people
have it, and sometimes I won't answer

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the phone because they don't recognize the
number, and sometimes I go, it's

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the phone roulette. Let's see what
happens. But then there are people that

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just call me all the time,
and I today it's our friend Race and

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Randy called me, oh dear and
Race and Randy left me this voicemaildy,

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give me a car. What you
gonna say, hurdy giant, a big

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hickout. I'm gonna make you laugh
fye right after he did not he did

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not, So I did not get
a chance to call Randy. I actually

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had a pretty busy day. My
list is over here and most of it

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has crossed off. But I a
busy day. Crank and stuff out.

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I said, gummy, no,
no, gummy. So then I go

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over and the phone is ringing,
and I was in between, like I

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was ending one thing start another,
And so I answer, so what do

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you think? Race? And Randy
had to tell me that couldn't wait.

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That was like he was so excited
to tell me this. He didn't wait

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for me to call him back.
About an hour and fifteen minutes later he

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called again, what do you think
it could be? Because again it's just

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the voice, Give me a car, What to say? Hurdy giant a

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bicky hit out, It's gonna make
you laugh. Bye. Well, I

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had a thought until he said it's
going to make you laugh. I was

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gonna go new grandchild potentially, Okay, okay, that would be that would

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be something would no, no,
no, but that that's something that could

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be good. That would be good. No. What NASCAR guy is changing

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teams? You're not far off.
You are not far off. Race and

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Randy called me to tell me this
hot news. He wanted to tell me

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Kevin Harvick and his wife, Kevin
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He's retiring. He's forty two.
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I know what it is. Yeah, what is it? They bought

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the house that Ricky Bobby was in
and Televison nights seven million dollars. Fuck

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it. Called me twice to tell
me that Kevin Harvick and his wife bought

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the mansion in Talladega Knights. Are
they changing the kid's name was the Walker

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in Texas? No idea, And
he was also proud to report this.

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His wife was the one who told
him that news. He keeps him on

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top of stuff. Buddy, I'm
a lucky man. Seven point two million

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dollars for the Ricky Bobby house.
Okay, crazy, I agree. I

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didn't know the price. I will
agree with that, but if you got

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it, you can't take it with
you, right, so why not?

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But the other thing was that required
two phone calls? Do you understand what

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I'm saying, Laura? Two phone
calls? Two phone calls. I didn't

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give you. I didn't tell you
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And then he uh, but just
didn't have Ricky Bobby news well, and

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I am busting Randy's ball. But
it's kind of funny. But sometimes like

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if he calls, if someone calls
me and I don't answer, and I

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haven't listened to the voicemail, and
I know it's there, and actually I

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only I went through. I realized
thanks to Randy, my voicemail was one

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hundred percent full with that last Race
and Randy message. But then I found

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other Race and Randy messages. Who
still leaves a voicemail message? I I

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do from timetime. I'm very I
will on business stuff I do. Do

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you just text business stuff on my
phone NonStop for business and it's okay,

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horrible, but that's how I talk
to my client. Yeah, but I

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would rather talk TOXTW. I'd rather
talk text. But sometimes it's too much

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to type. I have a voice
with that, you do I do?

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All right? Well, listen to
this is Randy. This is one of

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the ones Randy left me back in
October. Bay Phil is Randy. He

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should give Justin harre As a car
find out if he's going down to the

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World finals and Charlotte's a big dirt
track race down there. It's this weekend

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coming up. Start. It starts
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or Sarday. He mightt to give
him a call. I don't know if

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he's going or not. I even
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if I want to call him to
check it out, get him on the

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podcast. But yeah, all right
now, Justin Harres is a client Felt

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Cement Products. They do a great
job. If you're looking for fireplace inserts,

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or you have a wood burning stove, or you have anything like that.

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He that's the place you need to
go. Fifteen minutes after leaving that

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voicemail, Randy calls back and leaves
this one. Hey bells, Rady,

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don't foller callin Justin. You not
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Buddy. I just saw him not
gonna go. These are guy that

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drives this truck and trailer is busy
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for them to get away, so
they said, and go next year,

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all right, buddy, doculator man? That six voicemails from you in my

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phone? You do? I do? I had one from a while back

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where you roasted me for my Fourieth
birthday. Oh I did. I don't

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know how long ago was shut up? How long ago was it six years

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ago? I don't know what to
do with that? You you were funny?

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Why are you hoarding voicemails? Easy
killer? So? What what is

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the other voicemail I left you?
Anything bad? I know one was something

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about a concert you got me into, and I think the rest were just

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I don't know, probably callbacks,
all right. I just don't listen to

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voicemail. I my phone reads the
voicemail to me if I can read it,

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and if it's something important, call
them back, like when I got

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my glad, I leave. I
leave voicemails all the time. I know

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you do. Yeah, I just
I just because it's easier if I'm in

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the car, That's where I make
most of my phone calls. I'm in

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the truck. I just let's say
to my device, hey call, give

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me a call. I got a
bunch of ship. Let's see what else.

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Why don't you delete your voicemails on
Kevin? I don't. I don't

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either. When they come in to
me. No, A lot of times

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listen to Yeah they do, but
a lot of times I don't. But

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see, this is the organizer in
you. It gets annoying. Yeah,

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yeah, you can't handle that.
It'd be too much. All my voicemails

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are from my mom. She's the
only one who leaves made voicemails, and

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they're always call it's pointless. My
mother will call and talk to the voicemail

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like she's talking to you, so
you'll get it a big, long,

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long message. And then at the
end sometimes she's got she gets cut off

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and she'll call back and go,
I don't know what happened voicemail, cut

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me off, and then continue one, keep going. She did it all

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the times she's having a conversation with
herself. That's it. Yeah, I've

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won from you from twenty sixteen in
here twenty sixteen, twenty sixteen, okay,

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yeah, you'd gotten me and Sam
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Google do. Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, I do remember

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that. Uh, the client Savannah
situation where these kids, all right,

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all these kids are in court.
Uh, here's what's going to happen.

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Because they're one lawyer one. I
think each of the four kids, uh

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have different lawyers, attorneys, defense
attorneys. So this guy, Michael Sheiano

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has been speaking on behalf of one. None of those kids are back in

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school. I don't think any of
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all. Usually what happens is if
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I don't know that this is going
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it's usually the standard practice in public
school. When the principal decides that whatever

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happened is beyond the his scope of
being able to punish it, and the

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most he can give out is five
days out of school suspension, they'll go

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to this hearing and it's usually the
parents, student body, They bring up

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witnesses. It's like a whole court
proceeding, and from what I understand,

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nobody whoever goes to that as a
defendant wins. So I don't know what

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they do with these kids. Because
in New York State. You're in America,

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You're entitled to an education. So
I don't know what happens to these

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guys. Homeschool, not a homeschool
situation, but an out of school.

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Well they usually they sometimes they have
an alternative learning center or something. But

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that would suck, you know.
Well, one of the lawyers said that

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they it admitted there was video,
but the video is very much open to

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interpretation. Yes, what he says, just like the kids, Jesus,

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you know what I mean. There's
three kids that are on trial for actually

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the sex. Okay, I thought
it was three for the abuse. One

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for the filming of it. Oh, that could be so, I don't

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know. But they said that there's
multiple camera angles, so that would be

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weird that only one kid gets in
trouble for filming. Yeah, yeah,

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because he said piano notes there are
multiple videos of an incident. He doesn't

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say the incident. You can't just
charge one with tipping it. Yeah,

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there's six kids. You gotta feel
like there's more kids that might fall on

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this. I think the youngest one
being charged is fifteen. Yeah, I

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heard fourteen. I thought, okay, I saw fifteen ye or maybe the

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kid or maybe the kid was forty. I cannot see them going back to

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school Tyler's age. I mean that
kid that got got it was Tyler's age.

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What was the because look, guys
in locker rooms, right, there

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was all kinds of shit. I
told you, we take the kid to

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the bench of fart in his face, and we did all that stuff.

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And I to people, yeah we
did all that, but and then wedgies

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and things. But what about girls? I mean girls, you would hear

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from what I understand, and parents
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sometimes they are the meanest mean girls. Was all about being team Come on,

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I've seen porn, not at porn
going on socer room. No,

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But I mean, was there any
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I want to say physical, but
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I mean I was a soccer player. I feel like the worst things that

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people would do would be to hide
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them through the hallway so that they
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my practices, my you would take
the girls clothes and go out of the

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locker room and sprinkle them down the
hall. Yeah, and she'd have to

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go get her underwear and everything.
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them in the shower and then send
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like six a m. Though for
soccer we would have morning so this would

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be before there are kids into school. You know where who was practicing at

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six am? What school is that, Wayne? Wayne Central? Yeah,

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off the farm, then you go
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milk the goats, milk the bull, and then go play some soccer.

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bullying of the body. And I
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about it all the time. Now, yeah, they're horrible, Yeah,

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but it's more mental. Yes,
it sounds like it's more of a cerebral,

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very diabolical, nasty thing. These
guys are just like, hey,

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but over cattiness for girls. But
guys, it's just busting balls. Yeah.

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And nowadays with the social media,
like we didn't have to do that.

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There was no videotaping of like,
you know, one of the soccer

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players having to run down the hall
grabbing their clothes. Now it's the bullying

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that goes on even after an incident
like Instagram and it doesn't stop. Snapchat,

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No, it doesn't stop. And
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when you were getting videotape because you
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I don't recure. Yeah, there
was no taping or anything. It

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would have been off. We didn't
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a see, I would have made
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I would have taped everything I did
and put it out there. I basically

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told on myself of all the ship
I did, but I never got in

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trouble. They all knew what I
was doing. If you could go back

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in time, like hot tub time
machine, go back to when you were

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that age now with all the stuff
that you've got, now, how different

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would your world be. I'm at
that point, you'd be like you said,

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you'd be videotape and everything. Well, I wonder if I would,

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because I don't know how my parents
would be. They may not. They

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may be all over me on don't
you gotta be careful? You out of

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this because they were teachers, so
they knew, but they also had their

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heads in the sand most of the
time for what I the ship I did.

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They weren't your They weren't at your
school though, different Noah with their

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finstagrams was Instagram? You don't know
Instagram all right? So I have a

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lot of teenage nieces and nephews.
There's the Instagram that like they're friends with

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me on like aunt Lola and then
they have but that's their Instagram, their

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real Instagram. They're not friends with
me, and that's all their like slutty

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pictures and everything. Has anybody found
it? Oh? I found one of

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my nieces. You did? Yeah? How slutty were the pictures? Oh?

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God? It was? It was
bad, right, yeah? Those

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it's embarrassing. I sent it to
my mom and my sister. I was

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like, damn, look at her. She looks bad. This is the

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mother of the daughter or a different
sister, a different sister you didn't tell

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you didn't go to the mother of
the kid. Why wouldn't you go to

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the mother of the kid. Because
I think she knows it exists and she

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just doesn't want to you can you
would just send it and go listen.

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I'm just concerned about I would probably
say something like if I saw you know,

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my nieces are eleven, okay when
you're seventeen. Yeah, seventeen is

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way different. We ran into my
twenty two year old niece on Halloween and

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I was like, oh my god, this is way too awkward. She's

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she's not a lot of clothes.
We were at the bar when I was

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I was working the dark. All
right, so wait, so your her

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knee showed up. What was she
wearing as a costume? Hang on,

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do not answer. I remember I
was way past remember man, I was

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at that point. All right,
it's possible, It is possible. It

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was very pos She was a g
I Joe, g I Joe. And

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what kind of outfit I mean,
scantily clad army with her ass hanging out.

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Oh yeah, well that happens sometimes
when you're crawling through the jungle.

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Sh it happens. Not seriously,
I mean, I'm surprised because you get

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it. So here's the thing is, sometimes like you can't help it,

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like I have I have a thing
in Wegmans, like I yoga pants are

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a gift and a curse, right
or whatever, leggings because sometimes somebody who's

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got a nice rear end whatever you
can't help. But notice that if they're

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bending over front of her, they're
walking and it's sticking out bubble. But

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the ones that I can't stop looking
at are the bad ones. I mean,

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the one that looks like she's got
it just I mean she just filled

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her ass with pennies and it's all
dimple and all that, you know,

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like it's just loaded up. I
can't help it. I can't stop staring

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at it. So how do you
feel when it's the belly out over the

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clothes, oh muffin top? Well, no, I think there are thick

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women out there who walk around in
crop tops and just letting it all out.

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Look, at this point in my
life, I don't care whatever gets

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you through the day. I would
say that sometimes, and this will get

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me in a lot of trouble with
people. But we're not doing anybody any

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favors by If we're talking about living
long and being healthy and not having attax

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on the health system and all this
stuff, then maybe we shouldn't say to

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people your body's beautiful, go ahead
and devoured another family size bag of lays.

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You know what I'm saying. I
just feel like sometimes the message is

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counterintuitive to the overall well being of
the person. Now, we can say

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from a mental health perspective, as
you said, girls pick on each other

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and their body shame and do all
that. That's not a good thing and

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we shouldn't encourage that. That's why
most of the time I keep my mouth

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shut on this. But I also
think that some maybe maybe in life,

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a little bit of shame goes a
long way, just a little bit.

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So I don't want to be like
I wouldn't walk out of my pajamas.

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I would rather not not do that. I even sometimes embarrassed the way I,

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oh, somebody subscribe to the YouTube
channel. Where's where's the line between

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big and beautiful and moving at her? Well, that's not because I did

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I know you? Did you moved
at someone? Uh? In high school,

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there was a girl that asked me. Her friends came up to me

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and gave me like a list of
people who would I go to the problem

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with. I was in tenth grade. They were juniors, and they I

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knew who they had and we called
her h Lorie was her name, col

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and then her last name, and
then somebody Sal. I forget Sal's name,

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and Sal that doesn't matter. But
anyway, he went into he was

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taking a photography class and he basically
photoshopped. In nineteen eighty eight her face

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over the picture of a cow,
and then I hung it in the main

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officer. Okay, you were young
andature. Yeah it was awful, mean,

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but again mean, I'll tell you
what. There was something though that

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really struck me. And I was
even younger that I think. This was

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more like I don't want to say
peer pressure, but peer pressure that you

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were a part of that. But
there was a girl. Her name was

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again, it doesn't matter, no
one knows these people, but they did

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your body metrics in gym class where
they would pinch your right, they would

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determine your body fat and they did
all this. And we had a gym

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teacher and I lived in New York
State and he was from Texas and he

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was bow legged and he was your
stereotypical add a national lampoon gym teacher.

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That was him. And his name
was mister Stevenson. And he used to

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go, hey, bores, come
on now, stop playing grab ass and

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let's go you know that kind of
shit. That was his his cadence and

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his speech. They had people lining
up, boys and girls. You had

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to get up on the scale.
He would yell the person's weight out,

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he would yell the person's weight out
and this other woman, who was a

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gym teacher, would write it down. Okay, so here comes this girl

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and her family owned the ice cream
shop in town. And she wasn't that

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heavy. She wasn't un she would
be what you call even then voluptuous.

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She was just curvy, but she
was soft big, didn't play sports all

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this, and he yelled out her
weight, and I'll never forget it.

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She was one hundred and fifty eight
pounds. I had to be in like

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ninth or tenth grade, maybe even
eighth. And this other shit happened when

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I was a sophomore, so about
the same age. I saw that girl

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go sit in the stands then and
Crumble started crying, and I remember feeling

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so bad. And I always thought, what a fucking dick move, because

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he had daughters, he had a
wife, he did he had been around

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kids for a long time. What
a fucking prick. You know what.

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That's going to stay with you today
as an old man, I can really

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say that, But at the time, as a kid, I remember feeling

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so bad for her, and at
first I didn't get it, and then

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when I heard the weight, and
man, I had to be maybe eighth

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grade, because I think I was
one hundred and thirty something pounds and she

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was one hundred and fifty eight pounds. I remember the number. I just

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it just like it's seared. It
was branded into my brain. Why do

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you got to use branded, because
it was it just was. It was

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just seared in there. It was
just seared in there. Bring up time

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Traveler again at some point, because
we'll take a moment here and we'll get

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to our mystery guests. But there's
somebody on TikTok claiming to be a time

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traveler and has all these predictions for
twenty twenty four. All right, then,

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but it's not their voice. It's
just our money. That our money.

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I don't know. These are all
disastrous things that they're saying. Or

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you're gonna have. Yeah, I
know, you may want to take it

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back, you know. Yep.
We will uh one one moment at a

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time. We will get to the
mystery guest that Kevin has booked. Kevin

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says he's seventy thirty on my my
like or dislike of this, seventy in

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favor, thirty in favor. All
right, we will get to the mystery

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be live there now live on Facebook
at bill mort I think it's actually Bill

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mort Mall on Facebook. I gotta
have to change that. As a random

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billboard down on fourtnite that we're on. Probably yeah, who knows Kevin has

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been booking mystery guesses people, So
this is somebody who I worked with in

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the past. Uh, you have, Yes, I worked with this person

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before my time and also after my
time. Before and after I worked with

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this person me. But you've worked
with them yeah, so multiple times.

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I've worked with this person multiple times. Yes, male or female. It's

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a male sales or programming program not
programming not programming talent. They were on

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air on air talent, on air
talent, and I worked with them before

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and after, yes you, yes, did I work with him during you?

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No twenty questions? Why I gotta
ask all these questions the game?

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So okay, so somebody that that
was on air early on? Is it

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Mark Cronin? It is not Mark
Croned. Okay, Well he would have

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been there while you were there.
So then were they on the same station

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as me or a different stations?
Same stations until you left, and then

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they were on the same station with
you a second time? Mhm. I

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have no idea who it is,
mister guest. I want to say,

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hi, hey, man, what's
up are you doing? I'm completely low.

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I know this person another. They're
disguising their voice. He's not disguising.

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I'm sadly enough, this is my
real voice. Well it's not sad.

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They were on the same stage.
Yes, yeah, he was the

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last last time he was out.
He was on right after you. Yeah,

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he did mid days, he did
afternoons, oh, afternoons. Oh

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just now, just now, before
that last train wreck that stay close on

406
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:33,240
that show. I don't know who
that is on that show. Oh man,

407
00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:36,680
that's well what threw you off through
your office when he said that train

408
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,720
wreck? I think I was pretty
much a train wreck too, So that

409
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:41,319
got kind of funky. After you
know what, Earl's coming to town.

410
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:45,559
He's going to be at the comedy
Yes, next the uh, right after

411
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:49,319
Thanksgiving? Right, yeah, Friday. Usually I come there every year Friday

412
00:28:49,359 --> 00:28:53,119
and Saturday. I wanted to be
here, but I'm I'm I think I'm

413
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,759
out of town. My whole family. I know, you're always out of

414
00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:00,240
town that weekend, so you know, I know I had a feeling that

415
00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:03,599
you were going to be there.
But yeah, everyone come out. We

416
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,960
have a great time every time I'm
there. You know, it's I come

417
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,200
here once a year. You know
a lot of people like to go there

418
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,240
a bunch of times. And I'm
not gonna say I have my fill of

419
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:14,880
Rochester, but I think Rochester might
have had my fill of me and I

420
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,839
think the only way they're going to
accept is commedically. So I'm coming in

421
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,960
to tell some jokes. Was always
which I have a killer show you worked

422
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
in before. You know how it
works out. You know, it's pretty

423
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:25,480
good. So it's a great.
Yeah. So I'm not worried about it.

424
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:26,960
Yeah, I'm not worried about how
you doing. I got it first

425
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,759
of all. Let me tell you. Let me tell you this, man,

426
00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:33,160
I'll tell you when when when you
left the station, okay, and

427
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:37,000
then all of a sudden you started
this Abili five thing. And then I

428
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,519
couldn't believe how fast it just grew. I mean, you were you had

429
00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:44,759
the name, you had the branding, then you had the you know,

430
00:29:44,839 --> 00:29:47,480
and and the place to have it
at and everything. Man, you just

431
00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:51,400
took you just took off. I
mean you took with what palad you had.

432
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,039
And we're just like, well,
I'm not going to let anyone else,

433
00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:55,000
you know, put my fire out. I'm just gonna go ahead and

434
00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:57,440
and uh and and deal with I
don't I don't know if we get into

435
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,400
what what what happened with you or
not. But you know, when I

436
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:03,599
when I found out on the road, I was kind of like boy,

437
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,720
this is kind of weird, you
know, you know, it's a hard

438
00:30:07,759 --> 00:30:11,559
It's a horrible first of my radio
is a horrible business. Okay. Now,

439
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,279
even after I left Rochester, they
bounced me out of Rochester. I

440
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,839
go home. It was that Friday. I was broadcasting from the house and

441
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,359
then the program director, I can't
remember whatever what it was at that point,

442
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,599
says, hey, listen, Joe. Yeah, no, no,

443
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,559
no, it was after Joe.
Who's the guy after Joe? Uh yeah,

444
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,319
he says, uh yeah, he
says, call me after the show.

445
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,720
So I knew this was screwed.
I knew I was done. We

446
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,960
called me after the show with a
Friday, you know, you know,

447
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:41,680
and then uh he called me and
Bob was on the phone too, and

448
00:30:41,759 --> 00:30:45,759
then they told me, and then
I was I was probably disappointed for about

449
00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:51,920
a total of three minutes. And
then I went out and I went out

450
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,160
and I did the gig, and
then you know, you know, I

451
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:59,920
did the gig, and actually,
looking back on it, I think there

452
00:31:00,079 --> 00:31:02,440
wasn't any chance. I think I
was just kind of like a filler until

453
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,039
they figured out what they did.
And that's fine. I know the business,

454
00:31:04,119 --> 00:31:07,000
I know how it is. That
Friday I'm like, Okay, that

455
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,839
Sunday I get a call from a
radio station in Tampa and that wants me

456
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,480
to come down any morning. So
since I'm there, I've left there.

457
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:18,000
I've had three radio station offers that
go I'm done. I've had it,

458
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:23,079
you know. I just like the
freedom what I'm doing now and having a

459
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,400
great time to go around and performing
and and I probably should have. I

460
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,400
probably should have left radio a little
earlier because of the last five years that

461
00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:33,960
I did it with when I passed
up on a lot of things commediately,

462
00:31:33,319 --> 00:31:36,839
and so now I'm playing catch up. Basically, Well, that's great.

463
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,559
I always think too, you know, as as a comedian, one of

464
00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:41,480
the reasons to become a comedian is
you get to say whatever you want,

465
00:31:42,119 --> 00:31:47,079
right yeah, and you you control
the message and you control everything. And

466
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,960
I always I have to say your
message is positive when I you know,

467
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,720
when we did the comedy together,
it's a you got a positive show and

468
00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:57,799
a lot of energy and it's a
lot of fun and you take you take

469
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,759
people on a ride, and I
love that. Well that's the thing.

470
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,000
I mean, I look, it's
like I don't even know what I do.

471
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,039
I never do the same show twice. I'm getting ready to film something

472
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:12,559
at a at a theater on Friday, and I'm at the point now where

473
00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:14,720
it's like, yes, but you
know what, it's the one thing where

474
00:32:14,759 --> 00:32:16,799
I get to be myself. I
don't worry about people are like, well,

475
00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:20,880
you can't say what you said before. I say what I've always said

476
00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:23,400
because I never went out being malicious
to begin with. So at this point,

477
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,160
if I'm doing what I'm doing in
this DNA, some of that triggers

478
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,279
you off. That's something you got
to work out with because I can't.

479
00:32:29,319 --> 00:32:32,480
You know, I'm not going to
get up there and change everything. And

480
00:32:32,599 --> 00:32:35,839
you know, because listen, I'm
old. People don't know how old I

481
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,640
am. But I'm old, and
I'm telling you what I mean. I'm

482
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,960
old enough to remember. Well listen. But yeah, but you could bend

483
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
the crap out of it. I
can say no crack, but I swear

484
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,680
to God, it's freaking flexible.
I gotta tell you, man. And

485
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,160
you know, you know it's funny. It's funny too, because like I

486
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:55,119
it just made me think about the
other day because I was you know,

487
00:32:55,759 --> 00:32:59,680
I remember when I was like even
growing my whole life, I never thought

488
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:05,759
I was the fastest, the smartest, the best looking, and maybe and

489
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,200
not not even the funniest. But
I knew my whole life if nothing else

490
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:13,960
failed, I knew that without any
practice, I could pick out a man

491
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:17,240
from a woman. Okay, And
now I can't do that anymore. Now

492
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:21,039
I'm done. I'm done. I
was the only thing I had going for

493
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,319
man, well, at least I
know who I'm talking to, But now

494
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:25,559
I don't know anymore. You know. It's just it's just it's just it's

495
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,079
just weird. And so I'm at
the point now where it's like I'm just

496
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,839
gonna perform and and be me,
and everybody that's upset about what they need

497
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,160
to be upset about, uh that's
fine. You know. It's like you

498
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:42,640
can't confuse uh be in disagreement with
being uh phobic, you know what I

499
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,279
mean. And that's the problem that's
going on with it. It is a

500
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:49,079
problem, you know. It's it's
it's funny because I always thought you were

501
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:52,680
one of the more disciplined people I
have ever met. You were a bodybuilder

502
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,920
who did body shows. You had
the dogs that were the frisbee shows.

503
00:33:55,319 --> 00:34:00,319
You really you did things like real
things. There, guys, you're comics

504
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,200
on the road, man. I
mean they had travel days that meant they

505
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,680
could eat anything they wanted. There
were a couple of guys who used to

506
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:10,840
eat lard brownies. They would actually
take fat hard. Those guys are dead.

507
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,320
Those guys are dead. But I'm
just saying like Earl was, and

508
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:19,599
Earl had opportunities with TV and stuff. But I will say, if you

509
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,039
don't mind, I'd like to give
my my assessment on your last radio gig,

510
00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:27,880
which was here in town. And
you know, and I and I

511
00:34:28,119 --> 00:34:32,000
and I actually would love you to
do that absolutely So I always thought you

512
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:37,159
were utilized incorrectly. I go,
that guy is funny. He's funny off

513
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:40,960
the cuff. He's funny that you
just needed somebody to bring something up and

514
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:45,960
then Earl could just run. But
instead they had this this whole thing where

515
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,159
Earl's trying to bring him in.
He's with two people he stever met in

516
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,920
his life, now, you know, and I'm not sayingnything bad about them,

517
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,199
but there is something about knowing the
person Earl for a little while.

518
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,440
Granted, every show evolves and you
get there, but man, it was

519
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,679
like they wanted you to be running
at one hundred miles an hour out of

520
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,559
the game right right right away,
you know, And I go that that's

521
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,840
unfair. And I felt like,
this is you have such a you gott

522
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:14,199
a you got a race horse here
and you're putting a bridle on it and

523
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,039
you're not using it well. And
you're right. I agree. And here's

524
00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:19,079
the thing that got me about the
whole thing is like, you know,

525
00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:22,840
in the time that we that I
came back there, I was a little

526
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:27,559
heartbroken to begin with because Rochester wasn't
the Rochester that I remember. Okay,

527
00:35:27,639 --> 00:35:29,920
I remember back in the day when
we were there, you know, we's

528
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,119
and stuff, and it was everything's
great and everybody got along and didn't matter

529
00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:35,239
where you're from. It were just
school. We all were happy, we're

530
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,960
all making money. We all got
laid. It was there was one of

531
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:42,280
the store we were doing and listen, and I gotta tell you, I

532
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,199
got this is how funny it was
back then. I got laid as a

533
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,880
two hundred and fifty pound guy.
Back then, Earl was a heavy guy.

534
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,599
Yeah yeah, I never and I
never I never even menybody. But

535
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,880
now I'm got laid too, So
I mean that's not saying well, that's

536
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,199
true too, yeah, you know, and it was funny because I came

537
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:07,320
back and then it was like everything
was like political and it was black and

538
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,880
white. And then my show started
to do that, and because it made

539
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,800
it look really bad, and what
made it look really strange was the fact

540
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,480
that I came in and replaced the
other two and I was a black dude

541
00:36:15,559 --> 00:36:17,800
doing it. So from the outside
looking in, they're going, oh,

542
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,599
they're bringing in a black guy because
of that, And in reality, I

543
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:22,719
just kept thinking, well, they're
bringing an earl because I used to be

544
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:28,199
there, you know, And so
the circumstance was funky. I was funky.

545
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,440
It never got to be a funny
show, and it was it was

546
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,719
always me sitting there asking, you
know, and answering stupid questions like you

547
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,320
know, oh, come on to
through word and things like that, you

548
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:42,159
know, just you know, I
mean, stupid questions that are nine hundred

549
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:44,280
years old. You know. We
were talking one time and I said,

550
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,440
I said, well, Negga was
saying somebody. I said, well,

551
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,239
you know, in my world,
I would probably just go wa and blah

552
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,039
blah blah blah. You know,
now when you say that, that means,

553
00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:54,320
well, in what you do and
the way you live, that's how

554
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,880
you would do something. But someone
calls up and goes, well, what

555
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,400
do you mean in your world?
What world do you pump? You're not

556
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,199
coming from a hood or anything like
that. You're coming from middle and that

557
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,280
has nothing to do with meaning that. And then I was like, well,

558
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,800
okay. Once we got to that
point, it was just like people

559
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,440
were just stupid and they were looking
for reasons to just be upset. You

560
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,880
know, I don't hold it against
I don't hold it against Rochester. I

561
00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:19,840
like working with Mark Omegan's in Buffalo
doing her thing now, who, by

562
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,599
the way, looks freaking phenomenal.
I don't know if you saw it seeing

563
00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:24,920
her lately, holy class, she
looks phenomenal. She had a freaking model.

564
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:30,840
I know what she did, but
she was fantastic. And I mean

565
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:36,920
she got out of Rochester Radio Rochester. I don't know what the difference is

566
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:42,199
there. Yeah, you know,
and it's just really weird because you know,

567
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,599
so when I look back on that
experience and it's actually going into maybe

568
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:47,480
three years and have been gone because
that time is just flown by so fast.

569
00:37:47,639 --> 00:37:52,679
Yeah, you know that I that
I've been out of there and since

570
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,039
then, I've been back to before
him and people still come out to the

571
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:57,519
show, which is all I never
really wanted to do. I mean,

572
00:37:57,559 --> 00:38:00,079
and I was like, you know, I was like, I was like,

573
00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:04,199
as a matter of fact, radio
in a sense kind of hindered me

574
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,480
comedically in the beginning, because when
I was doing the station in Harrisburg,

575
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,760
they were like, I come out
and I have a killer show. And

576
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,719
people would come up to me and
they go, hey, man, you

577
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,039
know you should just do this forever, and and you know, you should

578
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:16,519
be a comedian, and you don't
understand. I was a comedian long before

579
00:38:16,519 --> 00:38:21,400
I was a radio guy. Radio
has changed over the years. Back in

580
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,360
the day, when they bring you
in, they bring me in no radio

581
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,840
scripts, know nothing. At this
point, I could run aboard all this

582
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,039
other stuff because I had to learn
that stuff to be viable. But back

583
00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:34,519
in the day, they would have
three people, the lead guy, the

584
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,760
in politically correct called newsgirl okay,
and then the funny guy. And if

585
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,199
he were on from five to nine, the funny guy just had to be

586
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,079
there. From five nine o'clock,
he's gone. He was just gone.

587
00:38:45,119 --> 00:38:46,880
I didn't have to cut commercials,
dis voice anything or any of that kind

588
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,559
of wrap, and so that's changed, and that progressed into you know,

589
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,559
everyone having to be able to do
more because these radio stations were all,

590
00:38:54,679 --> 00:39:01,519
you know, cutting back and and
and then social media took off and so

591
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:05,519
you needed that stuff. And you
know, you'll see even now, I

592
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:08,760
think the radio stations kind of do
I think it's new for them. I

593
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,800
don't. I don't know, yea
certain, but the cameras and things where

594
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,400
they're switching cameras like we do here
in the podcast. Yeah, yeah,

595
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:20,679
all that time to adapt to that
podcast world, all that stuff is important

596
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,840
and I think, you know,
but you're right, it becomes like an

597
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,719
added thing, you know. And
so I almost in a way earl for

598
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,119
me the way things turned out,
you know, because I was there doing

599
00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:36,199
morning stuff, then the show would
john and then I was doing I was

600
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,559
doing all those national radio shows,
so my day would be really long.

601
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:43,400
Like there were times I would get
there at at about four point thirty and

602
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,239
I in the morning, and I
wouldn't leave until I don't know, six

603
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,320
o'clock at night sometimes. Then I
eventually set it up so I could do

604
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,760
the national stuff from my house,
so I would go home. But you're

605
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:58,320
still working. And I go when
I when I made this move and bought

606
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,960
all this stuff and decided, you
know, fuck it, I'll do it

607
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:05,199
myself, which is I think you're
gonna put on a T shirt and selling

608
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,920
that sye the uh, fuck it, I'll do it myself. I Uh.

609
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:15,400
It's been a year of really long
days and sometimes you know, you're

610
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,480
sweating it out and trying to make
it work. And the one thing I

611
00:40:17,559 --> 00:40:22,199
kept hearing from people was no one's
been able to make it work. I've

612
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,960
had a mutual friend of yours and
mine, another comedian who went into radio,

613
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,079
say to me, I thought this
was a mountain too high to scale.

614
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,800
And there were moments, I mean, I'll admit that I was,

615
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,960
you know, ready to take the
bridge. But all in all, it's

616
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,320
worked out. And you know what, if you got to like you,

617
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,960
you gotta love what you do.
I think you yeah, and you're right

618
00:40:44,119 --> 00:40:46,840
yeah, And I think it's better
for you to be out of radio because

619
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,159
in a way, you're again you're
putting a bridle on somebody who just I

620
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,079
mean, you got a Robin Williams, and I don't like to compare people

621
00:40:54,199 --> 00:40:58,679
like that because that seems unfair,
but you've got that naturally, like you

622
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,679
could just riff for twenty minutes without
a breath. He did it. You're

623
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,440
in Phili fight stock. He went
off on a couple of crowds. Great,

624
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,719
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you are you? Are

625
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,519
you doing any stand up? Are
you doing anything? I just went out

626
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:17,480
and did a I just went out
and did a dinner the Third Tower.

627
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:22,039
So I got asked, I got
invited to do uh some guy said,

628
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:25,119
hey, would you come out and
just sort of em se some stuff because

629
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:30,280
you can rip on everybody. We're
no political correctness, no anything. So

630
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:35,559
I went a little too far and
I pissed one guy off really bad back

631
00:41:35,639 --> 00:41:37,239
crowd and it sucked the air out
of the room. So the answer is

632
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,760
yes, but no. Well,
you know, it's funny. It's always

633
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,559
that one guy that can do it. I did a corporate thing one time

634
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:49,760
and I was going off doing what
I normally do, and this guy was

635
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,679
there and he was sitting there and
the corporate gig really really well. But

636
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,320
the guy was like, so you're
just going to sit here and make fun

637
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,639
of me? Is that what he
was saying? Which is really weird because

638
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,559
I was like, well, I
really don't make fun of people as much

639
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:04,519
as I. You give me something
and I and I work off of it,

640
00:42:05,159 --> 00:42:07,079
okay, and then I have to
make it funny. If you tell

641
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:10,639
me whatever, whatever it is,
and and I and I make fun of

642
00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:14,480
it, it's not making fun of
you. It's making fun of what you've

643
00:42:14,519 --> 00:42:17,679
told me. And people don't understand
that. So and then afterwards, this

644
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,840
girl comes to me that I knew, and she's like, well, you

645
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,159
know that you know that guy was
there, and he was he was at

646
00:42:23,159 --> 00:42:28,199
this Christmas party. Are about three
hundred people there, and yeah, I

647
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,159
know his son is really sick and
he's going through some things and everything else

648
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,039
like that. And then I was
like and I thought about it, and

649
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:37,280
I was like, well, you
know, and I don't know how I

650
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,920
was going to take this. I
was like, Wow, that's really bad

651
00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:44,239
that your your son is going through
that. But you know, I get

652
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,320
that, but that's something that you
you can't come out and piss on other

653
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,000
people about, you know, like
I don't know anything about that. So

654
00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:52,840
you're going to come up here and
you're just going to be an asshole.

655
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:58,079
And I say asshole. I guess
I did an asshole because Yeah, you

656
00:42:58,119 --> 00:43:00,920
could be an asshole because you're ha
and I get that. But for me,

657
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,400
you know, it's anything. If
I'm having a problem or something like

658
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,000
that, I don't I don't share
that with anybody. And if anything,

659
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,360
I'm staying home. You know.
Now you put a burning on me,

660
00:43:12,039 --> 00:43:14,320
you know, to deal with it. And I'm like, well, I

661
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,639
don't know this going in. When
you go into before, you don't know

662
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,239
what's going on. You don't know
what. That's why it's it's dangerous to

663
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,400
kind of do. Everyone's caught up
into this. What's his name is matt

664
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:27,360
Rice guy? Because he works off
the audience, and I'm going, wow,

665
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,960
jeez, I wish I had thought
about that, which I did,

666
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:34,880
about what he doesn't he hates doing
the crowd work he does, Yeah,

667
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,519
he's pretty good at it. I
will tell you this. I watched Earl

668
00:43:40,199 --> 00:43:45,800
and Earle has number one, it's
never mean. It's playful, but it's

669
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:52,880
not mean. And the other is
his memory is unbelievable. You haven't Yeah,

670
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,159
I got our Vegas closer that you
got to check out. Yeah,

671
00:43:54,480 --> 00:44:00,960
how did he do that? Because
and it's never the same and it's it's

672
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:05,039
basically I don't want to give anything
away, but it's crowd work. Well.

673
00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:07,039
You know what's funny about it is
like, you know, like I

674
00:44:07,199 --> 00:44:12,840
was watching I was watching the Bills
the other day and then I decided to

675
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,880
watch this. Yeah, I started
to I changed my mind, decided to

676
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:22,119
watch football, and so I was, I was, I was at that

677
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:30,440
game. Let me tell you something. It's nothing worse than going out there

678
00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:34,960
and freezing your ass off and someone
not playing well. And I feel kind

679
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
of bad too, because every year
it's like, you know, he's you

680
00:44:37,079 --> 00:44:42,079
know and I and uh uh I
used to work with. I can't even

681
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:46,000
the Julio Penn State fan. I
know he's standing on an edge somewhere because

682
00:44:46,159 --> 00:44:50,079
every year, the same thing with
fen State. Every year, the same

683
00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:52,519
thing. They go out, they
play like Delaware, you know, the

684
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:55,599
Blue Hens, they played them,
They beat up on five teams. You

685
00:44:55,639 --> 00:44:59,519
know, everyone's all happy. They
think they're going to the national championship.

686
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:01,639
They come up to Ohio State.
Ohio State makes them look ridiculous, and

687
00:45:01,679 --> 00:45:06,119
then everyone wants to fire Franklin.
Then they play the next five games they

688
00:45:06,199 --> 00:45:09,320
beat up on like I don't know, like like Indiana or whatever. Yeah,

689
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,000
Rutgers, right, exactly, and
then next thing, you know,

690
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:15,880
and then they play Michigan. Then
they get beat up and they were ridiculous.

691
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,719
Everyone wants to fire Franklin. Every
year they go ten and two.

692
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,039
Every year they get some mediocre bowl, and every year people are gonna just

693
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,679
deal with And I felt bad for
Buffalo because every year this is as close

694
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:30,000
as I thought they were ever going
to be ye, you know. And

695
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:32,199
then and then I went to I
didn't even watch the game on what was

696
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,559
it, Monday night? Monday night? Yeah, And then I wake up

697
00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:39,880
and I just had to scrolling through
my Facebook and there was somebody that was

698
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,320
from I know, from up there. I've given up on the Bills,

699
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,840
like, oh crap, they must
have lost. And so I'm sitting there

700
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:52,039
figuring out give up. We were
all five, We're jumping around because Denver

701
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,880
missed the field goal. We're all
jumping around, and then all of a

702
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,480
sudden, there's a flag because Buffalo
had twelve men on the field. So

703
00:45:59,559 --> 00:46:01,079
they get to that, well you
go, and then and then that was

704
00:46:01,119 --> 00:46:06,719
it. Yeah, And that's that's
one of those horrible mental mistakes. Mistakes.

705
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,800
I mean, you can't even blame
anybody. You talk about accountability,

706
00:46:09,039 --> 00:46:12,679
you can't blame anybody else for not
being able to count the club. I

707
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,360
mean, come on, you know, but you know, and the weird

708
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,239
thing. Here's the weird thing about
all of that too. It's like,

709
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:22,400
I mean, I watch like like
that in Buffalo and I just see it

710
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,920
and I always go through the crowd
and it's it's so nice because people always

711
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,920
go, I said, you know, there's time about bilding a new stadium.

712
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,519
Why don't they put a roof on
it? Yeah. People go,

713
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:34,920
well, well, no, they
don't want to put a roof on it

714
00:46:35,079 --> 00:46:37,280
because that's our advantage. And I
go, well, the players aren't off

715
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:42,360
of Buffalo, No they're not.
It is an odd thing, but they

716
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,119
do want to keep the elements.
I think of the new stadium, somewhere

717
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:51,280
between sixty and seventy percent of the
seats are dry, like won't be affected

718
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,320
by the weather. The field,
Okay, just the field that at least

719
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,320
good. Yeah. Well so it's
like I guess it's like sitting in the

720
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,719
inside a snow globe at one point. Yeah, you're going to be dry.

721
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:04,719
But it's the high end seats that
are not going to be the ones

722
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,519
they're dry well, and it's taken
after Hotspur. Yeah, yeah, you

723
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:12,280
were there. Yeah, it was
just there. Yeah, we'll see.

724
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,400
That's the thing. Oh, my
goodness, who was that? This is

725
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:20,960
Laura h oh hi, Laura,
Hi, how you doing? She didn't

726
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,559
he didn't talk the old time.
I was sitting there and I'm going,

727
00:47:22,559 --> 00:47:25,880
oh my god. One of the
guys actually transitions during the interview. I

728
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,559
can't even believe that. I know
it's happening a lot, but I didn't

729
00:47:30,559 --> 00:47:34,280
know what happened that fast. My
goodness. It depends on how good your

730
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,159
health insurance is. Got a good
right now? Yeah? I would.

731
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,800
I would. I had a chance
to go to a game in Buffalo when

732
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:45,119
I was up there and I passed. I am the only person that would

733
00:47:45,159 --> 00:47:49,199
easily would be happy to take three
season tickets in Buffalo. People go,

734
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,360
well, none of the guys play. I don't give a rat ass.

735
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,360
It's warm. I can't sit out
there, and there's nothing worth I turn

736
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:58,159
on the TV. I always see
those five white guys with no shirts.

737
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:04,480
They were there are always you know, you know, you know what,

738
00:48:04,599 --> 00:48:06,800
you know why they got to be
white, because you never see any black

739
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,519
guys doing you don't you know what
you don't think. You never see you

740
00:48:09,639 --> 00:48:13,719
never see black guys run on the
field. You never see that crap,

741
00:48:14,119 --> 00:48:19,519
because we wouldn't get that far.
We can barely get to our the day

742
00:48:19,639 --> 00:48:22,800
black people decide to do that,
that's when they'll start using dogs instead of

743
00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:28,960
way security guys will have these guys
down, like we can listen, we

744
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,559
can barely. We can barely get
to our seat without someone going. Are

745
00:48:30,639 --> 00:48:38,079
you supposed to be full of loreto
the field? Yeah, America is tough.

746
00:48:38,159 --> 00:48:43,320
I what you don't know? Well, haven't I too? I do

747
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,360
think so. Yes. The other
opposite of that is too is I think

748
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,679
we're getting to a point where we're
getting too much caught up into things that

749
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,599
are supposed to be like racist and
all of these things. And I think

750
00:48:55,199 --> 00:49:00,639
you know that and protesting and stuff. There's almost law. It's a feel

751
00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:02,519
because everyone's doing it for everything.
When they were in Salt Lake City and

752
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:06,360
they had a protest of a bunch
of people showing up because they didn't want

753
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,519
to wear a mask, I said, oh my god, you know it's

754
00:49:08,639 --> 00:49:14,119
like then maybe just don't wear it, don't white? Why block traffic because

755
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,320
you don't want to wear a mask? I mean if you're thinking of if

756
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:20,119
you're thinking of of of protests,
and you're going down the list, you

757
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:22,559
go, well, that's probably at
the bottom of the mask thing, probably

758
00:49:22,639 --> 00:49:27,840
at the bottom. You know,
you want equality and racism and everything.

759
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,599
That's fine, But now I think
we're getting to a point now where it's

760
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:37,679
like everything is is is racist and
you know, and I and I'm one

761
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:38,760
of the few, and this will
get me in trouble. No black people

762
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,079
like me anyway. But here's the
thing, this is why we give me

763
00:49:42,119 --> 00:49:45,800
in trouble. Yeah, just just
my family, And that's that's questionable.

764
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,800
It's like, here's the thing.
I have never blamed white people for anything

765
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,119
I've ever done. I come to
that everything I've ever done has been a

766
00:49:54,280 --> 00:50:02,079
pure, unadulterated afriticure American Negro Earl
David read Wood stake it is. There's

767
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:07,679
never any there's never been any white
people behind my fuck up. I'm happy

768
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:13,280
to say that I am diversaly where
I'm able to do it myself. And

769
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,800
so it's so funny when you get
to this point. So now you get

770
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,280
to a point as a performer,
you get out there and you're going,

771
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,440
Okay, am I going to mobile
through this stuff, and I just said,

772
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,800
you know what, I'm just gonna, oh, cambell it. I'm

773
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,119
just going to run right down the
middle, okay, And if I get

774
00:50:25,159 --> 00:50:28,119
stopped, I get stopped. If
not, I'm just going to try to

775
00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:30,280
run you over and go with it. I'm won't have time to sit there

776
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:37,840
and have everyone to be upset about
all that stuff. But well, well,

777
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:42,320
listen. Accountability is interesting because that's
the one thing that people, when

778
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:47,079
you ask them about anything, they
avoid completely. Something simple ast something is

779
00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:52,639
simple as okay, weight loss.
You know why people don't want to lose

780
00:50:52,679 --> 00:50:55,199
weight because it's the only thing they're
responsible for. If it doesn't work,

781
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:59,559
it's because you didn't have it work. There's no way that you should not

782
00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:01,559
be able to lose weight. I
matter of fact, I've never met a

783
00:51:01,639 --> 00:51:06,320
person yet that were overweight, and
they just said, you know why I'm

784
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,280
await girl, because I eat too
much fucking food. That's why I'm overweight.

785
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:15,719
You never met that person, And
you know it's like, well,

786
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,920
you know it runs in my family. I got this best over disease,

787
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,119
all this other stuff, you know, And meanwhile people are to do But

788
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:27,079
She's right. Accountability is something that
no one wants to take down ability when

789
00:51:27,079 --> 00:51:29,199
they didn't want to take it anymore. And so for me, I'm like,

790
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:30,360
well, I'm just going to be
that kind of person where I just

791
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,199
do what I ever can. I'm
gonna perform whatever way I can. And

792
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,199
so far, I haven't had any
problems. I've only had one time where

793
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:40,920
someone had a transgender person in the
audience and I'm like, I said,

794
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:45,840
I was, like I said,
I was, I'm scared because I don't

795
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:51,920
know my my ronows so whatever,
I don't know exactly, and you know,

796
00:51:52,039 --> 00:51:53,400
if someone's walking at me fast,
now I got to run that roller

797
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,760
next to my head on what I'm
supposed to call him, you know.

798
00:51:57,199 --> 00:51:59,400
And I remember when I was a
kid. There's a true story when I

799
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,679
was a kid and I went and
I took a test and I took a

800
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:07,440
test on pronouns, and I got
my pronouns all messed up. Okay,

801
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,480
I got that test home and my
mother made me. She sat up with

802
00:52:10,599 --> 00:52:15,360
me and she drilled me on these
pronouns because she was able to get me

803
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,320
to retake this test. So for
two days she filled me for this pronouns

804
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,599
and everything and make sure that I
got them right. Well, if she

805
00:52:22,679 --> 00:52:30,440
were alive today, I would bunch
her in the face right now. Everything

806
00:52:30,559 --> 00:52:34,719
doesn't even it doesn't even matter this
morning. You want to hear something funkier.

807
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,639
So when my mom passed away and
we did all the artifacts, we

808
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:42,320
went into this this folder and then
that folder was the test that I retook

809
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,519
and I got great, I got
an a on. He kept it to

810
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:49,159
that day, you know, And
so when I when I when I found

811
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,519
that, it made me laugh and
think about this whole thing with the pronoun

812
00:52:52,599 --> 00:52:54,159
thing, because I don't I don't
know him anymore, you know, I

813
00:52:54,199 --> 00:52:58,280
don't know if he she then whatever. It's like, why do she s?

814
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:02,079
Can't even asks as a cry.
But I think in a way,

815
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:08,039
if you're just going natural, no
agenda, you're not trying to make a

816
00:53:08,119 --> 00:53:10,199
point. Hey, I know they
want to be identified as well. I

817
00:53:10,639 --> 00:53:14,880
know they're really born a he,
and you're gonna if you do it by

818
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,000
just accident and they correct you,
I figure, it's no big deal,

819
00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:22,079
no one's out. I really truly
believe that majority of people are not going

820
00:53:22,159 --> 00:53:25,719
to be assholes to you, not
on purpose, right, but a small

821
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:29,800
handful, But they always get the
most attention and kind of back to your

822
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,679
other thing with accountability. I'm a
big believer in no matter what happens to

823
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,360
you, no matter what it is. And a lot of people have a

824
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,199
problem with this. It's your fault. You get into a car accident and

825
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:44,000
a deer ran for somehow, some
way, you had something going on in

826
00:53:44,079 --> 00:53:47,079
your world. Because I think that
your brain's a magnet and you're bringing a

827
00:53:47,119 --> 00:53:51,320
lot of things to you whether you
want it or not, or it's putting

828
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,079
you on a path to something that
is the path of least resistance to where

829
00:53:54,159 --> 00:53:58,159
you really should be. But well, and you're right because a lot of

830
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,320
times too, like me, like
if I make a mistake, like I

831
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,079
said, even with my performance,
if I make a mistake or something like

832
00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:07,360
that, you know, I'll APAUSEZ
my bad. I was gonna say my

833
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,199
bad. I won't get on the
APO my bad, and then we move

834
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,119
on. But if you can't accept
that, that's fine. I can't tell

835
00:54:13,159 --> 00:54:16,480
you how many times people have not
called the Earl David Reid okay, and

836
00:54:16,639 --> 00:54:20,440
I still have to correct them and
they go, okay, I'm sorry,

837
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,079
but I don't yell at them in
forever. You know, I've been called

838
00:54:22,599 --> 00:54:28,199
David Earl Reid. I'd be called
James Old Jones. Okay, I've been

839
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,480
Oh how about this one. I
was called James Earl Ray. That was

840
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:36,639
really good. That happened to night
I was doing showtime at the Apollo Boys.

841
00:54:36,679 --> 00:54:38,199
Boy, they like when I walked
down, come on, you're kidding

842
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,079
me. I was like, they
must have set me up. Man,

843
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,719
I'm not going out there, you
know. Of course, again, the

844
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,400
average student doesn't study history anymore,
so they probably didn't know what the hell

845
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,960
I was talking about anyway. So
it's just one of these things now where

846
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,079
I'm just like, you know what. Like I said, I'm just performing.

847
00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:55,760
We have a good time. My
shows don't go get hurt. I

848
00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:00,840
did a show once there was a
transcended person in the and I was act

849
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,360
way done. I was at a
theater show with a big stage that I

850
00:55:04,599 --> 00:55:07,719
was just about done. It was
killer. I said to myself, they're

851
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,880
going to stand when I'm done.
I feel it sometimes ring up on stage,

852
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,880
you know, you know, and
I don't, and you know you're

853
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,639
going to stand like they're going to
stand. So I'm there. I maybe

854
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:19,079
got As I looking at my thing, I've got about four and a half

855
00:55:19,159 --> 00:55:21,719
minutes left because on the front stage
when I do a big stage, I

856
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,840
have a countdown clock that's up there, so I don't go over. So

857
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,519
I'm about four and a half five
and a half minutes left and someone goes,

858
00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:32,960
hey, you got any jokes about
transgenders? Though? So once someone

859
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:37,400
yells that out in the theater and
it's quiet, you can hear everyone's ass

860
00:55:37,519 --> 00:55:42,719
fucker, you can hit it on. You can hear. So now they

861
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,880
hear where, they hear where it
comes from. And as soon as they're

862
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,679
done, here and glower come from. You see all these head shifted look

863
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,239
at me on the stage. So
I said, I was like, well,

864
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,440
I said, what do you want
to hear? I said, do

865
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:58,480
you want to hear a joke because
you want to hear something that'll make you

866
00:55:58,639 --> 00:56:00,840
laugh? Or do you want to
hear something that's going to offend you?

867
00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:06,400
Okay? And they said, they
said, oh, well just say it

868
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,519
and then I'll let you know.
And I go, oh my god.

869
00:56:07,599 --> 00:56:12,920
Everyone, I said, everyone get
your phones out, okay, because I

870
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,280
told him, I said, listen, here's my thing, folks, I'm

871
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:20,280
trying to get canceled. Okay,
I want to get canceled because I need

872
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:24,360
the publicity. I definitely need it. But the guy that lives in the

873
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,800
next town for me, who opened
up for me years ago, Shane Gillis

874
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,360
thing. He goes on there,
he makes the bat remarks, he gets

875
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,760
kicked off a side night live.
I actually talked to him one time and

876
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,360
I said, how did you get
a big following? He goes, well,

877
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,800
once I got kicked off and then
people were like, well, let's

878
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,760
see what he said, and then
all of a sudden he followed all over

879
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,000
the place, so you know,
so I'm like, yeah, I'll listen,

880
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:47,199
do that. We'll go that route. But in any case, the

881
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:51,679
person was lying and I was nice
about him, and I said, so,

882
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,079
I said, well, first of
all, I just have to start

883
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:55,159
by saying, I don't know what
kind of joke I do, but maybe

884
00:56:55,159 --> 00:56:58,800
I'll think of it. But I
just want to say, you know,

885
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,840
if you want someone to be upset
about something, I said, I'm upset.

886
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,559
I mean, I can't believe that
you you know, I'm getting ready

887
00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:07,079
to do this and you came out
here and you pissed all over my show,

888
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:10,079
you know. And I said,
but the only question I have to

889
00:57:10,199 --> 00:57:15,320
ask you is when you do it, are you using the men's room or

890
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:20,880
the lady's room? And they all
laugh, And then that person comes up

891
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,880
to me afterwards and they go,
yeah, well, I was just trying

892
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,880
to see where your head was at
on the on the uh, on the

893
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:30,800
on the topic, who came,
who came? Exactly? I said,

894
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,440
well you ought to be, I
said, I said you ought to be

895
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:37,599
ashamed of yourself, because this is
what makes people crazy, say the angry,

896
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:43,239
the meanness that the want to fight
about it and stuff. Listen,

897
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,480
I don't give a shit what you
want to be. I don't care who

898
00:57:45,559 --> 00:57:47,599
you want to be, okay,
but it doesn't matter to me. But

899
00:57:47,679 --> 00:57:52,400
you can't get mad at me because
I don't understand that, okay. I

900
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,360
mean when I was in college in
high school, I couldn't understand physics.

901
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:59,239
My teacher was mad as Hellesbie.
I get that, okay, But this

902
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,679
other way, the other thing,
I'm like, no, just just just

903
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:05,239
do what you need to do.
And but but without having to bring me

904
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:07,639
me into it, you know.
And I always tell people, I like,

905
00:58:07,719 --> 00:58:13,039
look, some people like broccoli.
Some people don't like broccoli, okay,

906
00:58:13,159 --> 00:58:15,880
but the people that like broccoli aren't
chastising to people that don't like broccoli,

907
00:58:16,519 --> 00:58:22,000
because if you eat broccoli, you
fart like a mophonebs Veergus is my

908
00:58:22,079 --> 00:58:28,800
other one too, fat burner,
great fat burner Asperagus. And it's funny

909
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,440
because I was like, yeah,
you know you don't like broccoli. And

910
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,719
I said, and I tell you
right now, well I can't stand broccoli.

911
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,880
I said. I'm a I'm a
broccoli racist, is what I am.

912
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:43,000
If there's ever a protest, you
know, going down the street for

913
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,119
broccoli, were protesting against the broccoli, I'm going to be right in front

914
00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:51,519
of that with the appropriate flag to
show you my displeasure broccoli. So when

915
00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:53,159
I tell them I got people,
okay, because apparently people understand food?

916
00:58:53,159 --> 00:58:57,079
Did they do? People? You
know? But it's like it's it's just

917
00:58:57,239 --> 00:59:00,960
one of these things where it is
getting a little bit more more difficult.

918
00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:04,880
But uh, I mean I did
to show the other night for the Republican

919
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,679
Party, okay, and uh and
people were gotten my messages and told me

920
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:13,920
I was was honorable for doing it
for the Republican Party. And I said,

921
00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:15,599
they go, well, you know, they're all racist. I said,

922
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:20,440
they they didn't pay me in considerate
money, you know, you know,

923
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,280
I mean, it was it was
good tender, you know. So

924
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:27,039
I was there, I mean,
and I was performing to be performing,

925
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:30,559
and and usually the best way to
perform is like when you go into a

926
00:59:30,639 --> 00:59:35,239
situation and you don't know everything about
it and then you can ask questions about

927
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,159
it and be funny. Like I'm
not the best political person in the world,

928
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,639
so when I'm asking questions and I
make things about I can't believe how

929
00:59:40,639 --> 00:59:44,360
many signs you guys have out and
all this stuff. It's really stuff.

930
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,880
It's kind of cute and it's kind
of interesting, and I know, but

931
00:59:46,039 --> 00:59:50,119
these people, these people are amazing. I mean, you be surprised.

932
00:59:50,159 --> 00:59:52,760
And I get messages. No one
ever comes to my page and put them

933
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,719
on. They give me messages.
I did a promotion for this place called

934
00:59:57,159 --> 01:00:01,760
Nicky's Black Box. It's in it's
in Litis pencil you called rock Linded Vicky's

935
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:06,960
Plying a Fox. Yeah, it's
an event center and it's put on but

936
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
I can't remember who the guys did
it. But they have studios there,

937
01:00:09,079 --> 01:00:14,000
guys that are like ten feet ten
thousand feet tall in there, big recording

938
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,199
students everything, and all the recording
stars come and they stopped through there and

939
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:22,599
they work out there. So and
I was doing a walk through for my

940
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,559
show that's on Friday. I was
doing a walk through shoe for them,

941
01:00:27,159 --> 01:00:30,719
and I was there. It was
like six to eight o'clock and I said,

942
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,840
oh, listen, can I just
leave because I already know what I

943
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,800
need to do for this and the
walk through. So I walked out this

944
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:37,880
door and a production company's still in
there. I walk out there about seven

945
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,599
thirty seven thirty five, the same
door I walked out of the door opens

946
01:00:42,679 --> 01:00:45,760
up. Steven Tyler comes in.
Wow, yeah, so now he So

947
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,320
the producer sends me a picture of
him talking to Steven Taler goes, hey,

948
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,559
bro, where'd you go? Then? You know, and I'm sitting

949
01:00:52,559 --> 01:00:55,119
there going, son this I could
have I could have met Stephen Tyler.

950
01:00:55,159 --> 01:00:59,159
I thought that would have been But
you know, for me, I'm at

951
01:00:59,199 --> 01:01:02,559
the point now where it's like where
I'm just doing what I'm doing. I'm

952
01:01:02,639 --> 01:01:07,880
just trying to enjoy what I'm doing, you know, and make comedies.

953
01:01:08,079 --> 01:01:12,679
You know, bringing a smile to
somebody's face is probably the last actual of

954
01:01:12,719 --> 01:01:16,480
any pleasure we have. I think
that when you go to a comedy show,

955
01:01:16,519 --> 01:01:21,000
you're expecting to be offended in some
way. So I think I'm going

956
01:01:21,079 --> 01:01:23,239
to come to your show on that
Saturday, and you can rip me apart

957
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:27,519
and we'll see, you know,
listen. If anything, I'll do like

958
01:01:27,599 --> 01:01:30,679
most comedians and just try to sleep
with you. You know, Hey,

959
01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:40,039
I'm single. Hey, listen,
I'm double. I will come up and

960
01:01:40,079 --> 01:01:43,960
say hi, because there's the thing
with me. I just like to go

961
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,960
and I just like to perform.
And I know I work with a lot

962
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,320
of the comedians, and you know, you can go on your seat.

963
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,280
There's tons of comedy out There's tons
of it out there, you know,

964
01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:55,559
and it almost doesn't make any sense, like back back and like I did

965
01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:59,840
the Tonight show with Jay okay,
but but now that doesn't even matter.

966
01:02:00,039 --> 01:02:02,400
If you look at any late night
talk shows, nobody has any comedians on.

967
01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:07,280
They pretty much have the person that's
doing the next biggest movie or something

968
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,119
that's coming on. You know,
you've got nine thousand comedy clubs that are

969
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:15,840
open up everywhere. You've got people
that are you know, coming up,

970
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:20,159
and and like there's an open mic
night here in Harrisburg, and I'll stop

971
01:02:20,239 --> 01:02:22,280
down there tomorrow night to jump on
and get ready for Friday. But I

972
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:27,679
mean, it's just amazing when I
feel blessed, because it's amazing when you

973
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,440
see all these people that are trying
it and just can't do it. And

974
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:35,559
comedy is one of these things like
you can't tell any guy. I don't

975
01:02:35,559 --> 01:02:37,599
know how it is with the ladies, but you can't tell any guy he's

976
01:02:37,719 --> 01:02:42,480
not funny. Wow, not tell
him. They will be offended by that

977
01:02:42,679 --> 01:02:45,800
big time for some reason. You
can talk about their mother anything like that,

978
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,719
but if you tell a guy he's
not funny, that'll really piss them

979
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:52,920
off. Well, I always say
that, yeah, yeah, Dyan's easy.

980
01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:57,039
Comedy is hard. Well. Well, the whole funny thing about it

981
01:02:57,239 --> 01:03:00,280
is like you know, when you
when you go up and it's like there's

982
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,840
nights, I go, well,
you know people coming. That was great,

983
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:04,840
And I go to my mind,
I grade myself in my mind and

984
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,079
I go, well, they thought
that was like an A plus, but

985
01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:08,639
I give that like a B plus. Maybe I probably could have said this

986
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,119
year, said this there or you
know or whatever, and you know,

987
01:03:13,199 --> 01:03:15,960
and and and just try to work
through it. But it's like, you

988
01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:20,400
know, you see all these people
that are actually you know, uh,

989
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,119
trying to do it. And you
know, someone did a comedy interview with

990
01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:25,199
me and they said, well,
do you think women are funny? And

991
01:03:25,239 --> 01:03:32,280
I was like, well listen into
that said, I'm not going to get

992
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:36,880
into that. I was like,
well, it depends on who the woman

993
01:03:37,039 --> 01:03:38,760
is, you know, I don't
I remember, you know, like this

994
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:43,480
depends on who the guy is,
you know, so I mean and I

995
01:03:43,639 --> 01:03:45,719
was like, well, listen,
that's a trick question. I'm not going

996
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,679
to answer that, you know.
I'm just like, you know, it's

997
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,400
like, you know, well,
why don't you ask me about abortion?

998
01:03:52,719 --> 01:03:57,039
Ask me that you know something,
something that's a little easier to answer than

999
01:03:57,079 --> 01:04:00,159
the woman's funny question? For God's
sake, Well, Earl's Comedy at the

1000
01:04:00,199 --> 01:04:04,440
Cross the next Friday and Saturday.
You can get tickets the the uh doing

1001
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:10,159
two shows Friday and Saturday, right
seven Sevenday, two shows. Yeah,

1002
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,400
it's always a lot of fun.
We always come up there. It's always

1003
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:19,880
nice to see the people that that
used to like me. And I've never

1004
01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:25,840
had some people send me some stuff
that was just unbelievable. Like I said,

1005
01:04:26,039 --> 01:04:30,119
the thing that broke my heart is
the landscape of Rochester. It just

1006
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,320
it just changed, you know,
and it's because of just I think it's

1007
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:38,280
just the community is not communicating.
Everyone wants to name the police for stuff.

1008
01:04:38,599 --> 01:04:41,119
But you know, like you said, it's it's it's the people.

1009
01:04:41,239 --> 01:04:44,599
It's just and it's just it's just
sad. I think it's starting to get

1010
01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:45,880
a little bit better, a little
bit better, but I think it is

1011
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,960
everywhere and it's just taking time.
You know. It's like the pendulum swing

1012
01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:51,960
so far in one direction is slowly
starts to come back. And I hope

1013
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,159
that's kind of the case here too. But uh, man, I'm so

1014
01:04:56,239 --> 01:04:58,400
bummed they're gonna be out of town. I would love to see you.

1015
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,760
Well, listen, I'm gonna come
up there just to for I'm gonna come

1016
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,719
up there just to hang when I
get some time off and stuff. I

1017
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,000
had only to the spring because god
forbid, I don't want to be up

1018
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:09,079
there when it's now. I learned
my lesson living that way, you know,

1019
01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:13,280
on Saturday night. All right,
good listen, Yeah, if you

1020
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,519
do, you make sure you come
up and you say, hell solo,

1021
01:05:15,639 --> 01:05:17,800
we'll take some pictures or something too. So all right, cool, Hey,

1022
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,559
listen, congratulations on the podcast.
Man, it sounds really good.

1023
01:05:20,599 --> 01:05:25,719
I've been listening down here, and
uh, it's it's it's working out really

1024
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:29,639
nice. I'm glad you did what
you were supposed to do. Most people

1025
01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:31,400
would have just probably just kind of
sat down a little bit. But obviously

1026
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,320
you know what you're you're you know, with your job is and what you're

1027
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:38,400
doing. And if anyone listened to
this and they need to, they should

1028
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,480
be sponsoring on this show. Thank
you, the show that gets out man.

1029
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,719
So if you're if you're looking for
some kind of advertising whatever, First

1030
01:05:44,719 --> 01:05:46,480
of all, not only is it
a good show, I never met a

1031
01:05:46,519 --> 01:05:50,360
guy that does a better read on
a commercial. You know. Uh,

1032
01:05:50,719 --> 01:05:54,880
let me tell you something. My
reads were horrible. It was it was

1033
01:05:55,679 --> 01:05:57,920
because you know, that was like
I was like, I knew it's something.

1034
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,679
I'm going to go early. You
have a livey going all right?

1035
01:06:00,719 --> 01:06:03,960
Who died? No one was asking
me for anything like that, you know.

1036
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:09,400
So are you man escaped? Girl? My man escaped? Let me

1037
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,599
tell you something. Oh absolutely,
yeah, not a very I'm not a

1038
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:16,480
very I'm not a very well don't
shoot person. I don't have a lot

1039
01:06:16,519 --> 01:06:18,760
of hair on my body. That
may be true. But he's also a

1040
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:23,519
bodybuilder, So he did all those
shows. All right, Okay, yes,

1041
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,599
I'll let you touch my abs if
you play it right. You know,

1042
01:06:27,639 --> 01:06:32,400
this is definitely coming center. All
right, Thanks Eryl. That was

1043
01:06:32,519 --> 01:06:39,199
for who. That was for you, Earl will see in this day and

1044
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:41,679
age, who would care anyway?
How well? How old is she?

1045
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:45,199
How old is she? Anyway?
I'm thirty eight? Oh thirty? Oh

1046
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,920
jeez, that's a that's a little
young for me. That's right. Ear

1047
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:54,199
No, listen, you can lie
about your age. Girl. We already

1048
01:06:54,239 --> 01:06:57,639
decided black. Don't crack it,
just ben, So you're good. Here's

1049
01:06:57,639 --> 01:07:00,920
the one thing that people have have
have told me and I I know you

1050
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:05,400
got to go. So let me
just keep this way. I did a

1051
01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:10,559
thing where I was working with UH. It was a benefit and I was

1052
01:07:10,639 --> 01:07:14,639
working with UH. I was the
host of it, and I got to

1053
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:19,159
do this and and UH and heinz
Ward was there. Okay, So he

1054
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,159
was there. And after I did
my whole thing, his agent came up

1055
01:07:23,199 --> 01:07:26,800
to me and he said, just
call me, call me because I gotta

1056
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,360
I gotta talk to you now right
now. I'm I'm presently without an agent

1057
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,480
and stuff. And so I did
some research on the guys like, I

1058
01:07:32,639 --> 01:07:35,320
wonder if reason any good? Well, you know heines Ward won Dancing with

1059
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:40,400
the Stars. Yeah, okay,
So I was like, why would hines

1060
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,800
Ward do Dancing with the Stars.
And the reason why he did Dancing with

1061
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,880
the Stars is because he went up
to his agent and he goes, I

1062
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:46,239
think I want to be on Dancing
with the Stars. And next thing,

1063
01:07:46,239 --> 01:07:51,039
you know, he was on and
I was going little geeus. Yeah.

1064
01:07:51,119 --> 01:07:54,599
So I said, well, I'll
go ahead and then I'll and I'll reach

1065
01:07:54,679 --> 01:07:56,519
out. I mean, it was
just fun because I was there and I

1066
01:07:56,559 --> 01:07:58,239
was kind of roast and hines Ward. I was like, you know,

1067
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:03,639
heins Ward is better than Tom Brady. You know, I said, he

1068
01:08:03,719 --> 01:08:06,400
doesn't cheat. I go, I
said, he doesn't cheat. You know,

1069
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,960
uh, he goes he there's no
deflate gate, I said him.

1070
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:16,199
I said, tom Brady takes the
air out of football. I said,

1071
01:08:16,239 --> 01:08:28,039
I wore his balls aren't deflated.
It's it's it's it's good to talk to

1072
01:08:28,079 --> 01:08:30,399
you man. And I was and
I'm sorry that when you reached out to

1073
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:33,439
me. Whiting get back, just
going through a couple of things, because

1074
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,039
you know, I got the whole
heart thing that's still yeah, that seems

1075
01:08:36,079 --> 01:08:40,399
to be that seems to be much
better at this point. Good, you

1076
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,840
know. So I went in there
and the doctor was like, well,

1077
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,199
it's like nothing ever happened. But
I'm like, yeah, it happened.

1078
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,640
So I'm still going to keep up
with that. But listen, I'm good.

1079
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,119
I'll load up on eloquence and jump
on what's her name when I get

1080
01:08:51,159 --> 01:08:59,960
there. It will be a very
thankful weekend. Thanksgiving weekend with Earl.

1081
01:09:00,159 --> 01:09:03,439
I'm on the podcast the following week, so I'll give you guys an update.

1082
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,760
I can't wait. I bet you
ever spent the night with a guy

1083
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:11,560
that has a seat pap. I
can tell you no, but I have

1084
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,279
with black Man. So you know
we're going, Yeah, all right,

1085
01:09:15,239 --> 01:09:20,039
dot com you wake up with a
fighter pilot that's there, all right,

1086
01:09:20,279 --> 01:09:23,399
Hey, we'll be talking to you
guys. Hey man, No, you

1087
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,680
got my you got my number here
at the house and stuff, right,

1088
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,239
So I will, Yes, yep, Kevin has it sometime. I will

1089
01:09:29,319 --> 01:09:30,720
and I'll work out some I'll work
out some time. Are you still talking

1090
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:34,479
to John? Yes? You guys
still talk? Yeah? Yeah, we

1091
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:38,560
do? Okay, all right,
cool cool, because that was a match

1092
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:41,039
made in heaven. Pretty much so
I just wondered. I didn't want that

1093
01:09:41,079 --> 01:09:43,399
to go to the waist side.
No, that's it, it's all good,

1094
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:45,159
all right man, thank you,
el all right, love you guys.

1095
01:09:45,239 --> 01:09:49,079
Thank you for remember twenty four,
twenty fifth. Come to the comedy

1096
01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:51,840
club. I'm looking for you,
all right, all right, clean underwear

1097
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:57,000
on that night, sot out listen. Okay, so come to the club

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Comedy, the Coffin, one of
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1099
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:00,880
That's not all. That is the
truth. So all right, guys,

1100
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,479
we'll talk to you soon. Hi, ral h, see you later.

1101
01:10:06,039 --> 01:10:10,640
Okay, man, my man doesn't
come up for a breath. I

1102
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:14,520
forgot, I forgot, Hi lover. Oh my god, that was hilarious.

1103
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,600
It's very funny. All right.
We will take a moment when we

1104
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:19,520
come back. Peter Montemerno talking a
little bit about the all twenty two and

1105
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:23,920
looking ahead to the Bills Jets games
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1126
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Friday night and to Saturday night.
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1132
01:12:53,359 --> 01:13:09,880
I don't have any sh you mean
I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm

1133
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:14,800
crying, Peter because they got damn
Buffalo bills. I'm not crying, Peter.

1134
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:19,439
That's me and Kevin. Peter,
Uh Danny and I were at the

1135
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:25,319
game. Bill A five goes to
the game and they lose a coach less

1136
01:13:25,319 --> 01:13:31,239
than twenty four hours later. So
Peter, we stayed to the bitter end,

1137
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:36,560
the bitter end, and that's you
know, at first I'm watching and

1138
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,880
then I go, oh my god, he missed the field goal. We're

1139
01:13:40,119 --> 01:13:44,119
punching each other and high five of
it, going crazy, and then I

1140
01:13:44,199 --> 01:13:45,720
think it was was it Tamar?
You looked at the all twenty two?

1141
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,720
Please tell me it wasn't tomorrow,
that was the twelfth. It was not.

1142
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:54,760
It wasn't, okay, wasn't The
rumor was that Tamar was the twel

1143
01:13:55,319 --> 01:13:59,520
the fields Kevin sentent me a horrible, horrible joke. I mean, really,

1144
01:14:00,079 --> 01:14:01,479
twelve guys on the field, right, so it could have been who

1145
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:05,159
knows was supposed to be in what
position? So whoever is? You know?

1146
01:14:05,239 --> 01:14:09,199
And then man who line shouldn't have
been there? Or even if the

1147
01:14:09,319 --> 01:14:13,000
mar was on the field at that
point, it not necessarily means that he

1148
01:14:13,159 --> 01:14:16,600
wasn't supposed to be could be anybody
out there, so that that wasn't supposed

1149
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,560
to be there. Peter, you
know a lot on the postgame show,

1150
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:25,920
and Danny's not here tonight. I
don't know if you knew that. So

1151
01:14:26,239 --> 01:14:30,039
he he and I were driving.
We sat in traffic for hours. It

1152
01:14:30,159 --> 01:14:34,239
felt like an attorney holding hands and
crying. And we were listening to the

1153
01:14:34,279 --> 01:14:39,479
postgame show and the host kept saying, Oh, they're gonna they're gonna fire

1154
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:42,119
a special teams guy, and it's
gonna be one of these field good moments

1155
01:14:42,159 --> 01:14:45,840
to fire the special teams coach.
Well then they turn around and it's Ken

1156
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:50,399
Dorsey, and you wonder was that
the right move? I mean, how

1157
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:55,880
many games has he been the offensive
coordinator? Ten? Yeah, he's been

1158
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:58,680
there for four years. To use
the quarterbacks coach before that, right,

1159
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:02,840
he's yeah, but as the offensive
coordinator, and it is Look, maybe

1160
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:06,079
this will be the thing that kind
of kicks everybody into gear. Who knows.

1161
01:15:06,279 --> 01:15:09,800
Certainly there are a lot of guys
in that. I didn't realize that

1162
01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:14,279
Mike schul is on the staff as
an offensive assistant and he was a head

1163
01:15:14,319 --> 01:15:17,079
coach in Cincinnati. I think he
was the youngest head coach in the NFL

1164
01:15:17,119 --> 01:15:21,000
at one point at the time at
that time. But I don't know if

1165
01:15:21,079 --> 01:15:25,359
that's I mean, what does that
say these guys were all on the same

1166
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:30,079
staff. I guess the buck ultimately
stops with Dorsey. But how do you

1167
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:34,279
feel about that? Was that the
right move at this point in your opinion?

1168
01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:41,399
I I don't think so. Yeah. And the reason why I say

1169
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:46,760
that is because if there aren't twelve
men on the field and the Bills go

1170
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:53,800
six and four, Dorsey doesn't lose
his job at least in my opinion,

1171
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:58,640
he of And you know, and
looking at the game and the body of

1172
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:04,359
work that went into the offensive game
plan and what they executed upon. Yeah,

1173
01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:08,920
there was some really awful things that
happened Monday night. There was some

1174
01:16:09,079 --> 01:16:14,840
really great things that happened Monday night. It just Bill it started off awful.

1175
01:16:15,039 --> 01:16:17,479
Oh yeah, the fumble. But
you know you were talking about last

1176
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:20,720
week and maybe two weeks ago.
How you know, it's great to see

1177
01:16:21,239 --> 01:16:25,520
McDermott. You know, he's on
the field clapping and screaming, let's go,

1178
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,880
let's go. When the defense has
a good play that comes to this

1179
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:32,960
silent Yeah. Well that move benching
Cook with a Davy high school football that

1180
01:16:33,359 --> 01:16:36,920
that bothered me. And as you
don't and then you don't Ben Gabe well,

1181
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,079
friend of ours said last night on
the podcast, you don't bench Gabe

1182
01:16:41,319 --> 01:16:44,600
Davis. So it feels like,
right, and there was a guy behind

1183
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,960
Danny and I in the stands,
and we were about twenty rows up on

1184
01:16:47,039 --> 01:16:51,520
the twenty five yard line behind the
visitors bench, and this guy was losing

1185
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,119
his mind. Goal. Why is
Gabe David still in the field? Why

1186
01:16:55,239 --> 01:16:57,399
is he out there? And that's
a fair question, I mean, if

1187
01:16:57,399 --> 01:17:00,880
you're gonna bench cook and then I
mean, I don't even know that the

1188
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:03,600
benching worked. I almost, I
almost. I thought I was going to

1189
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,359
pass out when I saw him drop
the ball again, but then it bounces

1190
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:10,199
back up into his hands. It
was a smooth old but all of a

1191
01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:15,920
sudden, oh my god, it
was wild. It was right in stride

1192
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,399
too. It was like that ball
couldn't have bounced more perfectly for him.

1193
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:24,479
However, there was a wave of
emotions and reactions within a second. Yeah,

1194
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:29,600
right, maybe even half a second. The thing that I do wonder

1195
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:34,159
though, there doesn't seem to be
consistency in I don't know if it's punishment

1196
01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:40,119
or expectation. I'm not sure.
I don't know. And the optics of

1197
01:17:40,199 --> 01:17:45,359
this thing, just to me,
it doesn't look good like that first series.

1198
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:48,800
You know, they had several players
are moving down the field and then

1199
01:17:49,319 --> 01:17:54,399
Josh finds Gabe inside the fifteen yard
line. The ball is in his hands,

1200
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:58,960
goes right through his hands and they
intercept it. And they were removing

1201
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,239
the ball in a nice ci.
They have seventeen yard games and twenty five

1202
01:18:01,359 --> 01:18:04,600
yard game. They an eight yard
game. They're moving the ball like you

1203
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:08,840
want to see the Bills in the
up tempo in the first series and be

1204
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,239
actually the second series of the game
after the fumble, but they're doing all

1205
01:18:12,319 --> 01:18:15,840
the things that It's like when that
happens, they it's almost as if they

1206
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:20,800
lose swagger. They it looks like
their snake bit. Here we go again,

1207
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:26,880
and it started to mushrolem and you
know you had the next series was

1208
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:30,239
four plays, the next series half
of that was three and then they kicked

1209
01:18:30,279 --> 01:18:34,479
it into gear again. But it
just again after that first series, it

1210
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:39,520
looked like they were doing the right
things that second series and then again snake

1211
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:44,720
bit and Gabe Davis wasn't benched for
that. That was a that wasn't obviously

1212
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,760
the fumble was a forced thing.
You know. James Cooker, the defender,

1213
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:50,000
made a great play, did a
great play ripping the ball out of

1214
01:18:50,079 --> 01:18:55,119
cooked hands. Gabe was there too, that's his job. Nobody is defending

1215
01:18:55,239 --> 01:18:58,000
him, and the ball hits him
in the hands right, And I think

1216
01:18:58,039 --> 01:19:01,760
a lot of the Bills fans and
frankly probably some folks in that locker room

1217
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:09,159
have had it with this inconsistent play
from wide receiver number two. And again

1218
01:19:09,199 --> 01:19:12,680
he stays out there. So the
optics did not look good. Again JV

1219
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:17,279
high school football coach moved to bench. Wrong move. Talk about the optics.

1220
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:21,079
Again. This will be all opinion
based, in your opinion, but

1221
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:28,520
you got Stefan Digg's brother, Trayvon
saying get him out of there. You

1222
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,279
got to get out of there,
or whatever he was putting out on Twitter

1223
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,760
is basically saying that he shouldn't be
in Buffalo or it's not long for Buffalo,

1224
01:19:34,239 --> 01:19:39,079
which then puts back the you know, the relationship he used to have

1225
01:19:39,319 --> 01:19:43,960
with Josh Allen where they talked in
the press about how they could basically read

1226
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,840
each other's minds and they finish each
other's sentences. I mean, I'm exaggerating,

1227
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:49,199
but it was that sort of thing. And now all of a sudden,

1228
01:19:49,199 --> 01:19:53,119
you've got what seems to be somewhat
of an advisar. I don't know

1229
01:19:53,159 --> 01:19:57,560
if it's an adversarial relationship. But
is it a question of who's really the

1230
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:01,279
team leader? And should it be
Stefan Digg because look, we talk about

1231
01:20:01,359 --> 01:20:04,640
all the time about how quarterbacks and
you can go back through the history of

1232
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:09,560
the NFL with getting receivers faces about
you've got to grab that, and nobody's

1233
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:12,880
doing that. No one got in
gave Davis's face. I didn't see Josh

1234
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,640
Allen. He just went over and
sat down. You know, where's somebody

1235
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,720
to do what Tom Brady did,
to do, what Troy Aikman did,

1236
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:21,680
to do with these other quarterbacks who
had a high level of success, And

1237
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:27,600
certainly Josh has the ability to do
what they do or surpass it. Kell

1238
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,600
you would do it in the press, Kelly be getting guys faces, so

1239
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:36,319
you're not seeing that. And yet
when Stefan gets emotional or angry, we

1240
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:42,560
call him a diva. You know, it's it just seems to be again

1241
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,079
a double standard. That's unfair.
But somebody's got to be the leader,

1242
01:20:45,119 --> 01:20:47,479
and if it's not going to be
Josh, it probably should be Stephan Dicks.

1243
01:20:48,399 --> 01:20:51,479
Where you started with that point,
it was like the number one romance

1244
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:56,199
in America last year with those two. Yeah, I mean postgame interviews hugging

1245
01:20:56,239 --> 01:20:59,239
each other, saying go Bills,
this, this is my quarterback, is

1246
01:20:59,279 --> 01:21:01,720
my receiver on the same page.
Where did that go? We haven't seen

1247
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:08,159
anything like that, even in wins. We haven't seen that type of that

1248
01:21:08,279 --> 01:21:11,439
type of communication or that type of
on screen performance, if you will,

1249
01:21:12,279 --> 01:21:14,800
this year. So I don't know
where that went, but you're right that

1250
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,199
there's there there's something wrong. There's
something wrong in that locker room. I

1251
01:21:18,239 --> 01:21:23,840
don't know what it is, even
Bill, I don't know if you were

1252
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:27,680
listening to the postgame. Maybe this
happened this year. I don't know.

1253
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,560
I can't remember. But to have
Josh Allen in the post game presser with

1254
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,960
his center, Oh, that's never
happened. That's never happened. And Josh's

1255
01:21:35,039 --> 01:21:40,359
answers the longest, he had a
longer pause than any of his answers.

1256
01:21:40,439 --> 01:21:43,840
His pause somebody timed it was nine
seconds. The first block he had all

1257
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:48,199
game. His longest answer was eight
seconds. It was it was bad.

1258
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:54,840
It just came off bad mix.
Morris has some very good cogent responses.

1259
01:21:55,159 --> 01:21:59,119
Yeah, and Josh Allen is like, yep, nope, just gotta be

1260
01:21:59,199 --> 01:22:02,399
better. It was it wasn't.
It looked terrible and I don't know why

1261
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:05,319
it was delivered that way. Let
me, I have no idea. I

1262
01:22:05,399 --> 01:22:09,079
want to throw this out and get
your opinion on this. Yeah, there's

1263
01:22:09,159 --> 01:22:13,079
one guy in the NFL, no
matter what happens, currently in the NFL

1264
01:22:13,159 --> 01:22:16,439
right now at the quarterback position.
That at least from what I've seen.

1265
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,840
And we're not in the same market, so you're going to see more if

1266
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:25,359
you're in this city. But this
guy is the same on a loss as

1267
01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:29,439
a win. Always seems to be
kind of relaxed and more a little bit

1268
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,399
playful and not you know, not
certainly not to the point where someone will

1269
01:22:32,399 --> 01:22:34,920
go he doesn't even care if they
don't win, that's not it. But

1270
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:40,000
that would be Joe Burrow and he
gets that. Joe cool. His answer

1271
01:22:40,279 --> 01:22:43,399
his answers, I mean, when
he was injured, and he wasn't even

1272
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,840
really blaming anybody else, just basically
going, yep, we're out there,

1273
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,319
this is what we're doing. And
the same thing when they win. And

1274
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,359
maybe he's got a bigger smile on
his face after a win, but his

1275
01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:58,079
answers are about the same length and
about the same cadence and attitude and everything,

1276
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:00,319
and you're not getting that from this. You're you're seeing Josh to me,

1277
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:03,239
I don't know what you think Peter
is like. He's like he's he's

1278
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:09,039
spiritually broken, like press conferences are, Joe, because you're never going to

1279
01:23:09,119 --> 01:23:13,119
get an answer that you want.
You want that long winded, deep answer

1280
01:23:13,199 --> 01:23:15,279
that you're never going to get.
I think, but you can also tell

1281
01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:19,279
something I think about a guy's psyche. Now. I don't want a guy

1282
01:23:19,319 --> 01:23:24,720
to be elated after a loss,
especially like this, But you want something

1283
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:28,079
a little bit more where hey,
uh, you know what I feel,

1284
01:23:28,199 --> 01:23:30,199
what you're feeling, and I know
what you're seeing, and we're going to

1285
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:33,720
fix this. You want somewhere between
Belichick and Trello, and that's the quarterback.

1286
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:39,960
Yes, yeah, gosh, the
same passionate right now, I mean

1287
01:23:40,079 --> 01:23:45,800
I right, exactly, lacking something, lacking passionate, laughing, enthusiasm.

1288
01:23:45,159 --> 01:23:47,560
You know, I almost wonder,
like the look on his face on the

1289
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:50,079
sidelines, and I'm not in his
head. I have no idea, but

1290
01:23:50,119 --> 01:23:53,880
it's almost thinking when the things are
going wrong, or you know, he

1291
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:57,119
had his his head, his hands
on his head, and that last drive

1292
01:23:57,239 --> 01:24:00,239
and like one of his thoughts are, Wow, man, I'm gonna have

1293
01:24:00,239 --> 01:24:03,960
to face the media about this.
I wonder. I wonder just because just

1294
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:10,159
just just the way everything seems and
how it goes in in succession, you

1295
01:24:10,239 --> 01:24:12,680
know, from from the from the
play in the field. Right it's in

1296
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:15,680
press conference. I thought Mitch Morse
was really good. I thought his answers

1297
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:19,520
were very good. Again, like
Kevin said, we're not going to get

1298
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:23,520
the end all be all. Wow, I can't believe that guy said that.

1299
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:27,239
Now we're gonna get a lot of
jocks speaking about coach cheek. I

1300
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:30,279
think that where I felt something was
going to happen. The next day,

1301
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:34,800
when Vic Carucci asked the question,
which I was waiting for a good question

1302
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:41,159
because some of these guys in that
room are don't But I was waiting for

1303
01:24:41,279 --> 01:24:43,720
Carucci, I was waiting for somebody. He set up that coach, you're

1304
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:48,279
gonna do anything drastic after this game, and uh mcdermodd stopped for a second.

1305
01:24:48,319 --> 01:24:50,119
So well, you know, I'm
really mad right now. I'm really

1306
01:24:50,159 --> 01:24:55,199
pissed off right now, but I
gotta wait, which I I appreciate because

1307
01:24:55,239 --> 01:24:59,359
you don't want to make a decision
like that an emotional higher and emotional.

1308
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,520
We've all done it in life and
it never works out. Sure, you

1309
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:05,760
know what, it never does.
Once the adrenaline stops flowing, you go,

1310
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,800
oh fuck, what did I do? What did I do? Because

1311
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,720
I'm going to fire that guy?
That's my answer. He's fired. So

1312
01:25:13,479 --> 01:25:15,960
something has have been going on.
We talked about it last week. The

1313
01:25:16,039 --> 01:25:19,199
crack and the foundation was there.
We heard it in the press conference after

1314
01:25:19,239 --> 01:25:24,239
the Cincinnati We heard it. We
know it was okay. So did it

1315
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:28,800
boil over into this game? Clearly? But if McDermott was going to wait

1316
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:33,960
to watch the film and the way
that this game from an offensive standpoint played

1317
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,760
out, should he have lost his
job because of that game? No?

1318
01:25:38,319 --> 01:25:40,640
No, no, no, not
at all. I mean you're five and

1319
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:43,520
five, You're still in the sting
and playing division rival in a short week,

1320
01:25:45,119 --> 01:25:46,600
you know, at home, a
chance to get back at the Jets

1321
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:51,119
for what they did week one.
Then you go, your your toughest part

1322
01:25:51,199 --> 01:25:58,000
of the schedule is coming up,
and you fire UOC again. Buffalo has

1323
01:25:58,119 --> 01:26:05,079
been in all the top rankings in
offensive production this year, and I know

1324
01:26:05,199 --> 01:26:08,840
it doesn't it doesn't feel right now. You look at the film, it

1325
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:12,439
doesn't look that way. It doesn't
look that way because it's not consistent enough.

1326
01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:18,279
They're not they're not putting defenders in
conflict. They're not forcing the issue

1327
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:21,800
on the defense. It's very predictable. But if they're winning, he's not

1328
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:25,520
reckless. That's the that's the weird
part. If he's winning those games,

1329
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:29,680
those picks and interceptions and fumbles don't
matter because he's not reckless. At that

1330
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:33,039
point. When they're losing, he's
reckless. He's reckless. And Kevin,

1331
01:26:33,199 --> 01:26:39,479
I wonder fifteen or the last twenty
two plays we're running place fifteen? The

1332
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:45,760
last week? Yes, did McDermott
take over the call? Wow? That's

1333
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:48,800
why wow, Peter, because we
were standing in the stands going wow.

1334
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:53,000
But it was working. It was
working. They got it, They got

1335
01:26:53,079 --> 01:26:56,439
into the end zone and Josh ran
it in. But that was surprising to

1336
01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:59,960
me because you've got a guy who's
got an arm and he's a gunslinger,

1337
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,279
but maybe you know that his confidence
is gone. Here's the thing that I

1338
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:09,199
did, wonder, did Dabel just
have a better read on who Josh was?

1339
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:13,199
Brought him through kind of you know, coached him up. Was on

1340
01:27:13,319 --> 01:27:16,640
the sideline for a number of seasons
and then went upstairs to have that bigger,

1341
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:20,279
you know view, that that ten
thousand foot proverbial view of the field

1342
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:24,279
to see the plays unfold, and
that it just seemed to be better.

1343
01:27:24,359 --> 01:27:27,760
And now you got a new guy
in there. Certainly Josh advocated for him.

1344
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,720
But boy, there was even a
play, Peter. I mean,

1345
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,000
what are we doing on a fourth
and two where he's in a shotgun five

1346
01:27:32,079 --> 01:27:38,520
yards back and you're six yards away
from the line to game. I don't

1347
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:43,239
understand that they still to understand that
now zero none at all, and then

1348
01:27:43,239 --> 01:27:46,560
they ran a play that goodness,
I think it didn't even know in the

1349
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:50,840
line of scrimmage, right, So
I mean, and then when I'm watching,

1350
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:54,960
just one more thing, and I
apologize, but while I'm watching Russell

1351
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:57,560
Wilson, who everybody's saying, well, you know what's going on with Russell

1352
01:27:57,560 --> 01:28:01,439
Wilson. Russell Wilson was elusive.
He never turned the ball over. He

1353
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:08,840
protected it. And somehow that Sean
Payton has given him an outlet every time,

1354
01:28:09,039 --> 01:28:11,199
whether it was they ran the ball, whether yeah, but it was

1355
01:28:11,399 --> 01:28:13,479
he took it out of his hands
so he wouldn't turn it over. No,

1356
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,840
but there were time to throw it. He was finding guys that were

1357
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:16,880
wide open. Well, there were
guys that were wide open, but there

1358
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:21,239
were also times where he's he's doing
like underhand pitches to guys. There was

1359
01:28:21,279 --> 01:28:25,920
always an outlet that was at least
three to five yard, yeah, sandlot,

1360
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:29,399
but three to five yards in his
vicinity where he could quickly get the

1361
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:35,239
ball out and no matter throwing an
overhand underhand between his legs around his back,

1362
01:28:35,279 --> 01:28:39,279
it didn't matter. Basically, he
was thrown it away and the guy

1363
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:42,560
just happened to catch it foot.
I agree, I agree, but I

1364
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:45,760
mean I I just thought the other
stuff that he didn't look as bad as

1365
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:49,720
I had. I don't know.
That wasn't a team that Miami hung seventy

1366
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:55,560
points on that that wasn't a team
to bea Kansas city. Yeah, he's

1367
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:59,159
a veteran, he's a Super Bowl
champion. He's a guy that knows his

1368
01:28:59,239 --> 01:29:02,479
offense. He's a guy regardless of
what his age is. And obviously his

1369
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:06,520
production isn't where it used to be
when he's a champion, but he knows

1370
01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:10,720
where his players are on the field, so that's why he's able to do

1371
01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:14,600
these little shovel passes and these sandlot
things. Because he knows where everybody is

1372
01:29:15,119 --> 01:29:18,479
and he has confidence within chaos,
and that that's a little bit different.

1373
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:24,199
That's a different aspect of the quarterback
position that we're not seeing from Josh Allen

1374
01:29:24,279 --> 01:29:27,600
right now. I mean, there's
one play that really told me a lot.

1375
01:29:28,039 --> 01:29:31,199
And again i'm watching it or overhead
view. I'm not sure one hundred

1376
01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:38,199
percent looks in Josh Allen's sightline.
But there was a play was it was

1377
01:29:38,359 --> 01:29:45,319
thirty and eight in the fourth quarter. He had Shakir wide open on the

1378
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:48,960
right side of the field. There
was a blitz by the Broncos. There

1379
01:29:49,079 --> 01:29:55,399
was Prussia, but Josh had already
made the decision to throw to the left

1380
01:29:55,439 --> 01:30:00,640
side boundary and the region. The
reason why Shakir was wide open because the

1381
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:04,399
safety, there was one single high
safety. The safety was already had his

1382
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:11,399
hips open to the side where Josh
was going to eventually throw, which told

1383
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:15,439
me there's some kind of tell that
Josh Allen has. If there is a

1384
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:19,880
blitzing air they're blitzing from that side, Josh is gonna throw to that side

1385
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:25,119
basedupon the down distance, based upon
the you know, the personnel package,

1386
01:30:25,479 --> 01:30:30,279
based upon the situation in the game. So that safety automatically opened up to

1387
01:30:30,319 --> 01:30:33,279
the other side, letting shit here
go right behind him on the right side

1388
01:30:33,319 --> 01:30:39,560
boundary. If Josh hangs in for
a split second longer looks his eyes over

1389
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:42,479
to the right side, it's a
touchdown all day long, every day it's

1390
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,640
not even so I'm wondering if these
are these types of things where the Bills

1391
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:51,800
are a little too predictable and Josh
doesn't have the confidence within chaos. He

1392
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:56,800
doesn't. He doesn't. Yeh Well, hopefully that that happens. What do

1393
01:30:56,840 --> 01:31:00,159
you think of Brady as an offensive
coordinator? The guy who was the I

1394
01:31:00,239 --> 01:31:02,399
think he was at LSU. I
think he was with the Panthers, which

1395
01:31:02,479 --> 01:31:06,680
is always something that scratched fun I
scratched my hand about with Sean McDermott.

1396
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:12,239
But the guy has experienced as an
offensive coordinator and he was the quarterbacks coach.

1397
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:17,279
What are your thoughts? Yeah,
you know, I don't know a

1398
01:31:17,359 --> 01:31:19,880
guy named Brady on the Bills.
That's you know, We've got all our

1399
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:27,720
no. But I think that you
know I said this, nobody said it

1400
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:29,880
yet, but I want him on
the sideline. I don't want him in

1401
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:33,840
the booth. He's been on the
sideline with Josh. They have a relationship

1402
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:39,119
during the game. I'd like that
to continue. Put another assistant coach up

1403
01:31:39,159 --> 01:31:42,880
there that's having the dialogue with the
on the sideline. Who knows what's going

1404
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:45,600
to happen. I think it's going
to be very important for the OC to

1405
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:50,000
be on the sideline now, having
that immediate dialogue with with Josh talking to

1406
01:31:50,079 --> 01:31:55,399
the offensive assistant up in the booth. So, I don't know, he's

1407
01:31:55,439 --> 01:31:59,760
got the pedigree, right, He's
got national champions in college. Panthers didn't

1408
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:02,159
have much of anything back in twenty
twenty and twenty one. I mean,

1409
01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:06,159
you know, Darnold was here and
all these types of things. But or

1410
01:32:06,359 --> 01:32:10,399
yeah, I mean he didn't have
much to work with down here. I

1411
01:32:10,479 --> 01:32:14,920
mean, so he has a ton
to work with in Buffalo and experience.

1412
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:17,359
The offensive line did a really good
job. Yeah he had the sparence and

1413
01:32:17,479 --> 01:32:20,920
by the way, the defense too. I mean, yeah, they were

1414
01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:24,560
really good. I thought they were
great. You know, again, a

1415
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:28,039
ben don't break and a lot of
injuries on there, and I thought they

1416
01:32:28,119 --> 01:32:30,239
did all right. And the thing
that bothers me, You think about when

1417
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:36,079
when Josh left the field, the
Bills were winning, when he left the

1418
01:32:36,119 --> 01:32:41,479
field. The Bills were winning,
and then again the defense gives up the

1419
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:51,680
drive. And why in the world
is McDermott throwing or calling cover zero bull

1420
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:56,960
blitz on that play when they're already
out of field position? And I guess

1421
01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:00,520
I understand you thinking if we get
on, the game's over, but you're

1422
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:04,359
you're putting a cornerback and I'm not. I'm not sure why Johnson. You

1423
01:33:04,439 --> 01:33:08,239
know, again, it's covers zero. You can't let anybody behind you within

1424
01:33:08,359 --> 01:33:12,199
three steps. The receiver's already behind
him, so he already the play was

1425
01:33:12,239 --> 01:33:16,319
broken. If if the quarterback throws
it perfectly, if Russell Wilson throws it

1426
01:33:16,359 --> 01:33:20,640
perfectly down the fields touched him,
he beat he had separation off the line.

1427
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:25,039
Johnson didn't do his job off the
line. And yeah, I mean

1428
01:33:25,119 --> 01:33:28,600
it was bad football. Do you
call that past interference on bad football like

1429
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:31,560
that in terms of a bad throw? I don't know, But yeah,

1430
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:34,359
why are you making that call?
I guess? But come on, he's

1431
01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:40,199
already had a field position for a
field goal. You don't need to do

1432
01:33:40,279 --> 01:33:43,560
that. You're getting pressure on him
with four guys throughout the night. You

1433
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:45,960
don't you don't need to do that. So I don't know if that what

1434
01:33:45,079 --> 01:33:47,760
kind of move was that? And
that's another question I have Again, I

1435
01:33:48,079 --> 01:33:54,439
try to listen to what I'm not
hearing. Is there a you know,

1436
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:59,720
we've we've had a history of metaling
owners in this league, and the GOOLA

1437
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:02,520
say, Terry, it's either him
or you. I don't know. Terry's

1438
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:04,640
a fan, He's been a fan
as a kid. He's a kid,

1439
01:34:04,920 --> 01:34:09,720
Yeah, you know, does he
is he listening to W g R and

1440
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:15,720
all these other you know, media
outlets and heard what do you think?

1441
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:23,479
Give me a prediction for Sunday four
at home the Jets Game two of the

1442
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:30,960
year. I like, I like
the Bills by uh my two scores.

1443
01:34:30,399 --> 01:34:34,039
You know I'm getting I'm oh wow, okay, because I'm starting to say,

1444
01:34:34,159 --> 01:34:39,119
like, I don't like Peter's predictions
because they're usually right on. Even

1445
01:34:39,239 --> 01:34:43,279
Danny said, because we were up
there and we did the podcast from the

1446
01:34:43,279 --> 01:34:45,159
Bill's Mafia House, he said to
me, this one's going to be a

1447
01:34:45,239 --> 01:34:47,239
nail butter, and I go,
come on, a nail butter. It

1448
01:34:47,359 --> 01:34:55,000
was nail eleven points in the Jets. You're probably gonna win. Yeah,

1449
01:34:55,359 --> 01:35:00,840
I've seen better unfinished this year.
Yeah, there is and I four five

1450
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,199
and again you have a short week, a short week, quote unquote,

1451
01:35:04,439 --> 01:35:08,359
I think they're going to be prepared. Well, there's a lot that has

1452
01:35:08,439 --> 01:35:11,560
gone on. You lost, you
know, they had that they had that

1453
01:35:12,159 --> 01:35:16,640
players only meeting last week that didn't
amount to hillabeins. But let's see what

1454
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:24,680
happens here. But because of everything
that happened, because maybe maybe the chains

1455
01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:28,039
are off. Maybe who knows,
you know, maybe the chains are off,

1456
01:35:28,199 --> 01:35:30,239
and let's see. And that's that's
what I'm that's what I'm banking on.

1457
01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:34,399
All right, Well, what's what's
up the lines? This week?

1458
01:35:36,479 --> 01:35:41,760
This week? They look great and
I mean this this week they're who they

1459
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:44,920
got, who they have this week
the Bears back, They're gonna wipe.

1460
01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:48,000
They're gonna wipe the floor of the
Bears. But yeah, that was a

1461
01:35:48,119 --> 01:35:50,960
huge one from Mount in San Diego. That was that was big. That

1462
01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:54,880
was a track me that was tracked
me. The one thing you said,

1463
01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:59,800
Bill at the onset of this,
where you guys were in traffic driving home,

1464
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:03,039
just you two in the car,
and it just evoked this image of

1465
01:36:03,319 --> 01:36:08,079
the movie Tommy Boy and when they
were both in the car and listening to

1466
01:36:08,199 --> 01:36:13,479
Linda ronstand and crying. I wonder
if I like that image. I appreciate.

1467
01:36:14,039 --> 01:36:17,439
Yes, Danny and I were crying
together and we're holding hands and uh

1468
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:23,239
sniffling with are you crying? No, I'm not crying. Such a long

1469
01:36:23,399 --> 01:36:26,079
drive home when they lose, well, it's a long drive home. And

1470
01:36:26,159 --> 01:36:30,279
then I will say this. I
am a big believer in whatever whatever happens

1471
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:34,560
is your own fault. Whatever happens
to you is your own fault. No,

1472
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:38,399
no, no, no no no, maybe maybe maybe maybe. But

1473
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:41,399
I said to Danny. We went
back. We had parked right in front

1474
01:36:41,399 --> 01:36:44,880
of the Bill's Mafia house. Peter, I said to Danny, why do

1475
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:47,720
we go inside and use the bathroom
and let some of this clear or at

1476
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:51,640
least a path maybe in another direction
opens up if we give it about ten

1477
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:56,079
minutes. No, let's go now, all right, We go now,

1478
01:36:56,560 --> 01:37:00,279
and Peter, we sat and freaking
sat for a long time, been there

1479
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:03,359
in there, and I and I
it was down to the wire. Everybody's

1480
01:37:03,359 --> 01:37:05,880
staying at the game. Yes,
yes, well, Danny said to me.

1481
01:37:05,920 --> 01:37:09,119
At one point, I go,
let me know if you want to

1482
01:37:09,159 --> 01:37:11,640
go. I don't want to be
that guy for the I don't want to

1483
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:15,239
be that guy that missed the win
or the whatever. And I appreciated that.

1484
01:37:15,399 --> 01:37:16,920
I love that guy. So what
you know, my coworker left at

1485
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,079
three minutes. He was holding an
hour in nine minutes for you there.

1486
01:37:20,199 --> 01:37:23,760
Yeah, and we got stuck right
in there. I didn't get home till

1487
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:28,239
three o'clock in the morning. So
and then they missed wait, they missed

1488
01:37:28,279 --> 01:37:31,039
two field two extra point? Yes, how did the Bills lose this?

1489
01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:34,760
I just don't know. I kept
saying that as we were walking back,

1490
01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:38,520
Peter, those words kept letting,
and I go, how did that happen?

1491
01:37:39,039 --> 01:37:43,600
How did that? They buffaloed it
up? Buffaloed up? Well,

1492
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:48,439
I appreciate you. I appreciate bills
by ten Okay, I appreciate you coming

1493
01:37:48,520 --> 01:37:51,680
on. I hope the family as
well. My pleasure doing well. Thanks?

1494
01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:55,479
Good, thank going? All right, take care, Peter. All

1495
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:58,279
right, we will uh, we
will take a moment and when we come

1496
01:37:58,359 --> 01:38:03,520
back, earl. No, there
is one segment of the American population that

1497
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:08,600
I believe can get away with almost
any crime, any crime, and that

1498
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:14,319
would be middle aged white women.
And I will even prove a new one

1499
01:38:14,399 --> 01:38:15,920
that I hadn't heard of. Middle
aged white women I think can get away

1500
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:24,319
with almost anything. What's middle aged
thirty eight, But first, Knack of

1501
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the time. Think about the next couple

1502
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:34,920
of weeks. You got family,
food, probably travel mixed in there.

1503
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Then they're shopping and more shopping,
more shopping, holiday park where's the time?

1504
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:45,520
Concerts? If you got kids,
activities, banquets. It never ends.

1505
01:38:46,279 --> 01:38:49,079
And that list that you have at
your house is growing and growing and

1506
01:38:49,159 --> 01:38:51,479
growing. Mac of All Trades can
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1507
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1508
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1509
01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:04,479
that outdoor, a light fixture working
properly so when Grandma comes to Christmas,

1510
01:39:04,520 --> 01:39:08,359
he's not tripping up the stairs and
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1511
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All the time has come and you know

1537
01:41:31,439 --> 01:41:42,359
that you He was singing, Kevin, I'm Danny Denny. Okay, where

1538
01:41:42,479 --> 01:41:47,560
you're going? And watch you look
Kenny? You know those boys know,

1539
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:59,600
Wall know with you. It's true. It's true. A lot of things

1540
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:14,920
to say, many that they can't
something this song? Were you singing?

1541
01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:17,520
There nothing? Why would you sing
such a thing? Why would you sing

1542
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:20,680
such a thing? I have no
idea, No, I don't no idea.

1543
01:42:21,199 --> 01:42:26,920
It's Josh, it's Josh. Why
would you think you sing such a

1544
01:42:26,960 --> 01:42:30,479
thing? Yes, okay, as
long as you could admit that that's all

1545
01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:35,760
that mattered nothing, Okay. I
said that middle aged white women can get

1546
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:40,319
away with pretty much anything in this
country, especially if there's a week looking

1547
01:42:40,319 --> 01:42:44,039
and I'll say middle age, maybe
the upper end of middle age. I

1548
01:42:44,079 --> 01:42:46,800
don't even know where you would cut
middle age off at. I mean some

1549
01:42:46,840 --> 01:42:51,119
people would say maybe sixty five is
like way up there. And because I

1550
01:42:51,239 --> 01:42:57,640
think they have crimes that if you
when social scurity starts. I don't know,

1551
01:42:57,760 --> 01:43:02,600
because there are laws on the books
in certain states that you injured someone

1552
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:06,520
over the age of sixty five,
like physical battery or something like that against

1553
01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:11,439
someone over the age of sixty five. So let's let's call it. You

1554
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:14,760
know, it's an arbor. I
don't know. It seems like a fair

1555
01:43:14,880 --> 01:43:19,840
number, I suppose, but sixty
five, technically middle age is thirty nine.

1556
01:43:20,079 --> 01:43:24,760
Yeah, yes, no, I
know, I don't feel middle age.

1557
01:43:25,159 --> 01:43:30,720
I would say like forty five to
five. Actually, yeah, seventy

1558
01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:35,000
eight is what what is the average
the average life since seventy eight? Yeah,

1559
01:43:35,039 --> 01:43:41,199
I am a big fan of the
downside, Yes I am, I

1560
01:43:41,439 --> 01:43:45,479
definitely am. Uh. I think
the guy's name is Jesse Eisner. I

1561
01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:49,640
think he's married to the woman who
owns spanks. They've been married for a

1562
01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:54,439
long long time. He does something
where he liked Nicole Blakely. Yes,

1563
01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:58,920
Nicole Blakely. They had. He
has an entire calendar where he lays out

1564
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:01,960
his entire year because he goes,
look, I know he's in his mid

1565
01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:05,119
fifties. He goes, the average
life expectancy is seventy eight. How many

1566
01:44:05,159 --> 01:44:09,439
more summers do I have on this
planet? And I love summer? And

1567
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:12,439
he packs his year full of shit. Good. Yeah, it's a great

1568
01:44:12,439 --> 01:44:15,560
way to if you start to think
that way. If somebody said to you,

1569
01:44:15,279 --> 01:44:23,800
like, there's a bio biologists who
can tell you how long by looking

1570
01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:28,359
at your blood within a month of
when you're gonna die. No, yes,

1571
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:30,920
And they're mortality experts, and they're
usually hired by insurance companies, so

1572
01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:34,760
they don't tell you, but the
insurance company knows whether this person's a good

1573
01:44:34,760 --> 01:44:38,319
gamble or bad gamble. Good gamble
is you're going to pay me for the

1574
01:44:38,399 --> 01:44:40,920
next fifty years. Bad gamble is
you're only going to pay me for the

1575
01:44:40,960 --> 01:44:44,479
next ten years. Cl Danny,
we called doctor Trouder, doctor Max and

1576
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:46,079
find out how how long we're going
to live. Because didn't he say the

1577
01:44:46,239 --> 01:44:49,600
night the dentists can tell you you're
going to die soon something. It can

1578
01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:55,840
tell Yeah, but this is from
your blood, Like they can look and

1579
01:44:55,960 --> 01:45:01,079
really see. I'm a super healthy
person and I think so yes in general,

1580
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:08,119
but I also am risky. So
I feel like I'm more like from

1581
01:45:08,159 --> 01:45:11,079
a health perspective, right, insurance
is going to go buy a health perspective,

1582
01:45:11,119 --> 01:45:13,760
although they will say, like if
you if you're a pilot, if

1583
01:45:13,800 --> 01:45:17,359
you are in flight school or it's
your hobby. You know, you're Anthony

1584
01:45:17,439 --> 01:45:21,279
Danny Hill and you're flying to see
your kid in Boston in your own plane,

1585
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:26,159
that's a single engine that may may
do something to your health insurance.

1586
01:45:26,199 --> 01:45:30,439
I know pilots, I know Navy
pilots and stuff like that, that they

1587
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:33,279
shrink over the course of time with
the amount of g's they hit. I

1588
01:45:33,399 --> 01:45:35,600
was talking to one of the hockey
dads about this. He's like, Yeah,

1589
01:45:36,319 --> 01:45:40,039
you go in at five six and
sometimes you come out at five three

1590
01:45:40,119 --> 01:45:44,079
because it's just all the force on
your body flying in. I wonder if

1591
01:45:44,119 --> 01:45:48,439
that happens to a lesser degree to
race car drivers. I mean, that's

1592
01:45:48,439 --> 01:45:51,720
an interesting think about that. Like
guys who are you know, I would

1593
01:45:51,760 --> 01:45:56,079
love to see Kevin Harvick when he
started and no, and Kevin Harvick twenty

1594
01:45:56,159 --> 01:46:01,399
years later, now do one of
those measuring things at his new house us

1595
01:46:01,479 --> 01:46:03,520
the real door? Now he used
the doggy door. What are you get?

1596
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:06,800
You know, I'm just saying like
it would be interesting to see because

1597
01:46:08,239 --> 01:46:12,239
there is something about flying at those
kind of speech. Ve ry a message,

1598
01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:17,680
Randy radio voice. Man, I'll
tell you race and Randy. I

1599
01:46:17,760 --> 01:46:21,479
mean, I love racing Randy,
but yeah, I just I question why

1600
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:25,399
I need to know about all these
things I got, I gotta, I

1601
01:46:25,439 --> 01:46:33,000
gotta pretty giant, gonna make you
laugh. And then okay, so I'm

1602
01:46:33,039 --> 01:46:35,399
cool. You want to you want
to blow his mind? Let him know

1603
01:46:35,439 --> 01:46:39,680
that. I think they're thinking about
making Days of Thunder too. I can

1604
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:43,279
with with Tom Cruise. I believe, so yeah, I believe. I

1605
01:46:43,399 --> 01:46:45,399
bet Nicole Kitten is not gonna be
on that boy. I don't know.

1606
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:49,079
She still looks good, she still
looks great. But considering the mat on

1607
01:46:49,279 --> 01:46:54,760
Days of Thunder and oh god,
yeah, that's a good point. I

1608
01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:58,279
forgot. But money's green sometimes,
you know, at the end of the

1609
01:46:58,399 --> 01:47:00,520
day. All right, so middle
aged white women that don't look like,

1610
01:47:01,439 --> 01:47:06,880
uh like Kevin. No, middle
age white woman that looked like Kevin can

1611
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:11,680
get away with anything. Midle age
white woman that looked like Tom Cruise's ex

1612
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:15,880
wife. No, Oh, Nicole
could get away with anything. I don't

1613
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:20,319
know about that, because she stands
out. She stands out. This is

1614
01:47:20,359 --> 01:47:24,640
a story and I kind of liked
it because I went aft, Yeah,

1615
01:47:25,119 --> 01:47:28,680
this is something that I thought,
Wow, this is pretty unique. Accused

1616
01:47:28,720 --> 01:47:32,359
wedding crasher strikes again. We told
you about Sandra Henson back in twenty twenty

1617
01:47:32,439 --> 01:47:34,560
one. Why do you stop?
Why did you put your hand up?

1618
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:39,840
Because my mom tried to crash a
wedding this weekend when I was in Savannah.

1619
01:47:40,319 --> 01:47:44,239
Your mom tried to My mom tried
to crash a wedding. Okay,

1620
01:47:44,399 --> 01:47:48,880
yes, so I was in Savannah
for my mom seventy f That last night

1621
01:47:48,960 --> 01:47:53,439
that we were there, we started
drinking. At three pm. We are

1622
01:47:53,560 --> 01:47:59,239
walking through a hotel and my mom
decides, in her pink Patagonia jacket to

1623
01:47:59,479 --> 01:48:04,279
walk in into a wedding that was
full of black people and decided to go

1624
01:48:04,439 --> 01:48:08,680
up to the bride and tell her
she looked like a princess. Now I'm

1625
01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:14,600
friend I'm during this day, I
was texting my friend John, black guy,

1626
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:17,039
and I was like, John,
my mom just walked into a fucking

1627
01:48:17,159 --> 01:48:19,439
wedding. And He's like, black
people parties are fun. I'm like,

1628
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:26,640
bitch, wasn't a Pentagonia jacket.
She's seventy. You gotta go to build

1629
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:30,560
socials to see this woman. She's
exactly when Marshall County police caught her on

1630
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:35,079
surveillance videos stealing gifts and envelopes from
a stranger's wedding, and then tonight police

1631
01:48:35,079 --> 01:48:40,560
say she is added again. Wig's
Ashley Paul joined us Now Live in studio

1632
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:45,279
with details on the latest arrest.
Now here's my point. A middle aged

1633
01:48:45,319 --> 01:48:48,399
white woman dressed as she would go. This woman happens to be fifty seven,

1634
01:48:48,439 --> 01:48:50,960
so we'll say that upper end of
middle age. If we're going to

1635
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:58,039
give it a couple decades span.
You can walk in to anybody, your

1636
01:48:58,079 --> 01:49:00,880
so and so's aunt. Yea,
no one knows. We're confused. You

1637
01:49:01,039 --> 01:49:04,560
walk in and you don't get greedy. You just take I don't know,

1638
01:49:04,800 --> 01:49:08,880
two hundred dollars cash, a couple
of envelopes. Nope, a couple of

1639
01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:13,079
envelopes, right, maybe a blender
you start to get suspicious when all of

1640
01:49:13,119 --> 01:49:17,560
a sudden, you get cashmere sheets
for your birthday and you get some kind

1641
01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:23,720
of waffle iron for Christmas she didn't
want. Actually, Greg, not only

1642
01:49:23,840 --> 01:49:27,680
is this woman accused of crashing weddings, but she's accused of cashing in on

1643
01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:32,880
them. The latest happening in Ponatak
County. At least four years, three

1644
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:39,159
states and countless weddings, Sandra Lin
Henson is facing charges once again. We

1645
01:49:39,520 --> 01:49:43,800
was able to identify this woman and
actually watched her remove the property from the

1646
01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:46,520
gift tables, which is very sad. I mean, that's that's real sad.

1647
01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:49,560
You know, it's not really sad
because, by the way, you

1648
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:54,079
don't know what you're getting. Would
you know you got married. Would you

1649
01:49:54,199 --> 01:49:57,840
have known if all of a sudden, like an espresso maker was missing.

1650
01:49:58,000 --> 01:50:00,359
No, no, you won't let
it mark the that like no, But

1651
01:50:00,439 --> 01:50:04,680
I mean aunt didn't give me a
fucking gift. Oh, and then I

1652
01:50:04,720 --> 01:50:08,880
would have, but then you got
that one. But you got that one

1653
01:50:09,000 --> 01:50:14,239
year. Oh, come on,
I'm organized. Oh we got to talk

1654
01:50:14,279 --> 01:50:17,199
to w to Hurley and find out
what prompted them to videotape this wedding or

1655
01:50:17,319 --> 01:50:23,680
was it just something? This is
like, you know, a hallway camera

1656
01:50:24,199 --> 01:50:28,479
at the venue. This interview was
back in twenty twenty one. Major Kelly

1657
01:50:28,600 --> 01:50:33,239
McMillan with the Marshall County Sheriff's Office
explained Henson was caught on video stealing envelopes

1658
01:50:33,279 --> 01:50:39,119
and gifts during a wedding she was
not invited to. Makes me question how

1659
01:50:39,119 --> 01:50:42,199
about weddings she was invited to.
Could you imagine the drunk ant that see

1660
01:50:42,239 --> 01:50:46,560
her doing this and trying to convince
everybody else she's hammered. I'm telling you,

1661
01:50:46,760 --> 01:50:53,720
I said, oh this song.
We reported then this wasn't the first

1662
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:59,640
time Henson faced these accusations, with
similar cases in Alabama and Tennessee. So

1663
01:50:59,840 --> 01:51:02,840
she's gone multiple states. Now this
is the thing that I'm wondering, How

1664
01:51:02,960 --> 01:51:06,640
is she finding the weddings because it
used to be that your wedding announcement was

1665
01:51:06,680 --> 01:51:11,079
in the newspaper. I don't know
that people are doing any go to a

1666
01:51:11,199 --> 01:51:17,239
hotel on a Saturday night because she's
hitting multiple states, And I thought,

1667
01:51:17,960 --> 01:51:21,159
I wonder if she's finding it through
social media, but that would mean she's

1668
01:51:21,319 --> 01:51:25,600
friends with someone who was invited to
the wedding. I'm wondering if she does

1669
01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:32,039
it when she travels out of town. That's a good point hotel. You

1670
01:51:32,479 --> 01:51:36,199
think like a criminal, you think
like a middle aged There's been so many

1671
01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:44,439
there's a wedding going out of a
hockey tournament and we just pray to God

1672
01:51:44,520 --> 01:51:46,600
the boys are not stupid and trying
to wander through it. But there's been

1673
01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:49,720
many times where it's like, oh
dear, yeah, this is not good

1674
01:51:49,760 --> 01:51:55,439
for this wedding. Tonight we learned
this also wasn't her last. It seems

1675
01:51:55,479 --> 01:52:00,720
to be an ongoing thing, maybe
an addiction or something that she just feels

1676
01:52:00,840 --> 01:52:03,439
like that nobody will ever catch on
to. No one probably would have caught

1677
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:08,520
on except that somebody. Now you
got to hear they interview a groom.

1678
01:52:08,720 --> 01:52:14,760
Ponatak County deputies took to Facebook announcing
Henson has been arrested once again. According

1679
01:52:14,800 --> 01:52:17,720
to the Post, Henson was wanted
in Alabama when she was arrested at another

1680
01:52:17,800 --> 01:52:23,039
wedding in Ponatac County. A groom
who was a victim years ago, says

1681
01:52:23,079 --> 01:52:27,279
he can't believe this is still happening. We're angry that she's still doing it.

1682
01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:30,199
It's very disappointing that she's still doing
such a heinous thing. You know,

1683
01:52:30,319 --> 01:52:33,560
this is supposed to be our one
of our happiest days, and how

1684
01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:38,279
the fuck is this going to ruin
your happiest day. You don't even know

1685
01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:41,119
your waffle iron. You didn't even
know it. Here's my question. How

1686
01:52:41,199 --> 01:52:45,039
many people even give gifts at weddings
anymore? Everyone just brings the envelope with

1687
01:52:45,159 --> 01:52:48,640
money. That's a good point.
Here's my question. I haven't been to

1688
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:51,640
a wedding, and you know,
to see my friends will all got married

1689
01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:55,520
twenty years ago. So does she
take more if it's not an open bar?

1690
01:53:00,079 --> 01:53:02,119
Thankfully, though the victims say,
well, Henson may have stolen their

1691
01:53:02,159 --> 01:53:05,680
gifts, she can't steal their joy
or their happiness. Now, Henson is

1692
01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:09,680
fair. Can't steal their joy or
their happiness, but she can steal their

1693
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:16,279
facing charges including larcency, tresspantsing,
trespassing, and disturbing the peace. Greg

1694
01:53:16,399 --> 01:53:21,439
Steph, all right, there you
go. I crashed a wedding rehearsal last

1695
01:53:21,479 --> 01:53:26,760
year, but like not even planned. I was in Breckinridge, Okay,

1696
01:53:27,039 --> 01:53:31,039
No, I was in Breckinridge hiking
and I went to a bar and went

1697
01:53:31,159 --> 01:53:34,239
up to the bar, ordered a
drink for me and my girlfriends that I

1698
01:53:34,359 --> 01:53:36,560
was with them. They're like,
are you with the wedding party? And

1699
01:53:36,800 --> 01:53:45,680
schrifs? Fuck? Am wow,
how rude? I know, no tip?

1700
01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:53,000
How rude? Now? Have you
ever had a middle aged relative accused

1701
01:53:53,039 --> 01:54:00,439
of a crime? Anybody anybody have
a relative that was of a crime.

1702
01:54:00,479 --> 01:54:04,680
But I would say an aunt for
em bezzlment or something. My mom what

1703
01:54:05,199 --> 01:54:10,359
like, Okay, not a crime, but my mom. I for a

1704
01:54:10,399 --> 01:54:13,359
white person to go to a black
person's wedding maybe to crash, but her

1705
01:54:13,399 --> 01:54:16,960
stepdad, she was, she was
fantastic on Saturday. My mom doesn't drink

1706
01:54:17,039 --> 01:54:21,680
much. And I was, yeah, that was fun. But I remember

1707
01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:26,720
one of my youngest memories from like
high school, is my mom got pulled

1708
01:54:26,760 --> 01:54:30,079
over for speeding. She speeds a
lot, and the cop pulls her over

1709
01:54:30,319 --> 01:54:36,000
and my mom bats her lashes and
leans over and unbuckled my seatbelt. I

1710
01:54:36,119 --> 01:54:39,399
was like, are you sure you
just don't want to give me a citation

1711
01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:46,199
for like my daughter not wearing her
seatbelt, and he did. She has

1712
01:54:46,319 --> 01:54:50,479
always told me did she get the
ticket too or just a seatbelt? Have

1713
01:54:50,640 --> 01:54:55,840
you ever talked your way out of
a ticket? Absolutely bullshit? No,

1714
01:54:55,960 --> 01:54:59,199
what I have. You've talked yourself
your way out of a ticket. Really,

1715
01:54:59,359 --> 01:55:01,000
what did you say? What were
you pulled over? So I was

1716
01:55:01,079 --> 01:55:08,439
pulled over for going through a stop
sign and move and I'm a natural blonde,

1717
01:55:08,520 --> 01:55:12,760
so you know, cop pulled me
over and he saw my Fordnia state,

1718
01:55:13,039 --> 01:55:17,039
uh stick around the back of my
car. Shut up and he went

1719
01:55:17,079 --> 01:55:23,960
to for Donia State too. So
well that's nothing that, that's just no.

1720
01:55:24,119 --> 01:55:28,119
I I have one hundred percent flirters
to get out of trouble. Why

1721
01:55:28,199 --> 01:55:30,880
not. Yeah, I guess if
it works to get pissed off. If

1722
01:55:30,920 --> 01:55:38,560
it doesn't work, no, because
I love accountability. Yeah, it's a

1723
01:55:39,079 --> 01:55:42,279
it's a tough thing you gotta it's
a tough track. Well, it's a

1724
01:55:42,359 --> 01:55:45,600
judgment call for the cop as well, right, because they got to go

1725
01:55:45,039 --> 01:55:48,520
all right, this person is probably
not gonna do it again. I can

1726
01:55:48,640 --> 01:55:53,079
see if you had a list of
priors and there was a pattern of you

1727
01:55:53,239 --> 01:55:56,199
doing this kind of stuff, they
would probably give you a ticket. It's

1728
01:55:56,199 --> 01:56:00,079
not that like I commit crimes and
get out of them. But I used

1729
01:56:00,319 --> 01:56:06,039
okay, like we said away in
this country, I used the girl.

1730
01:56:06,920 --> 01:56:11,960
I used the cute white girl advantage
to get things. Cute white girl advantage.

1731
01:56:12,560 --> 01:56:17,199
Okay, that's how I met Greg, just because I crashed the Bills

1732
01:56:17,239 --> 01:56:21,199
party when I was in London.
You crashed the Bills party in London.

1733
01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:26,960
People, you weren't you were still
about three weeks You were not invited.

1734
01:56:27,479 --> 01:56:30,560
No, I was not invited to
the party that he was at, and

1735
01:56:30,720 --> 01:56:35,199
I just talked to one of the
bouncers and ended up getting upstairs. Okay,

1736
01:56:35,960 --> 01:56:41,279
all right, And so then you're
upstairs and then and Greg was like,

1737
01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:44,640
okay, you paid your uh,
you know, cute girl tax or

1738
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:53,560
whatever he said. What Because that's
how I use got in at that point

1739
01:56:55,279 --> 01:56:57,880
to make sense, to make sense. And then that's part laid into you

1740
01:56:58,000 --> 01:57:01,239
being here. Yeah, because Kevin
kept saying, all right, okay,

1741
01:57:01,439 --> 01:57:04,000
now now it's now it all makes
sense. I got it. I got

1742
01:57:04,079 --> 01:57:08,920
it. I see how it all
works. It's awesome. White better than

1743
01:57:09,159 --> 01:57:13,720
me. It's what it's a white
girl think not. Yeah, I'm not

1744
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:16,279
ashamed to admit white you get a
little bit of a privilege. By the

1745
01:57:16,319 --> 01:57:18,800
way. I don't know if anybody's
seen this on TikTok and not, but

1746
01:57:18,840 --> 01:57:23,600
there's somebody on there that's claiming to
be a time traveler. But they're not

1747
01:57:23,760 --> 01:57:30,640
they're not posting themselves. They're just
posting different things. They're called Radiant Radiant

1748
01:57:30,800 --> 01:57:36,359
excuse me, Radiant time traveler.
You know, Arlik is the person's name.

1749
01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:41,760
They have six hundred and fifty eight
point four thousand followers and three point

1750
01:57:41,840 --> 01:57:47,119
seven million likes. Okay. They
claim that they are from the year twenty

1751
01:57:47,199 --> 01:57:56,039
six seventy one twenty six seventy one, two thousand, twenty. The problems

1752
01:57:56,079 --> 01:58:00,399
apparently start later this month. In
twenty twenty three and twenty two twenty four

1753
01:58:00,680 --> 01:58:04,960
in his time become known as the
worst years in recorded history for weather.

1754
01:58:05,239 --> 01:58:10,239
Twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four. They are saying, there's a storm

1755
01:58:10,319 --> 01:58:13,560
in the Caribbean that's going to bring
some some serious rain to the States.

1756
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:17,520
Okay. November thirtieth, twenty twenty
three, massive flooding destroys almost all of

1757
01:58:17,600 --> 01:58:26,960
her Lulu Honolulu, Honolululu. This
is what the Radiant time Traveler is saying.

1758
01:58:27,239 --> 01:58:30,399
December nineteenth, twenty twenty three,
A new kind of storm is created

1759
01:58:30,439 --> 01:58:33,520
when lightning and a hailstorm mixed.
December nineteenth, that cut thunder, snow.

1760
01:58:34,800 --> 01:58:42,600
I don't know. They never uh
No, Buffalo, the largest blizzard

1761
01:58:42,720 --> 01:58:46,760
in recorded history slams northern United States
with one hundred and thirty inches of snow

1762
01:58:46,800 --> 01:58:50,000
in eight days. January second,
twenty twenty four. Yeah, but northern

1763
01:58:50,119 --> 01:58:56,119
United States is anything from like Kansas, North Wyoming, Wyoming, Oregon,

1764
01:58:56,760 --> 01:59:00,039
Michigan. January twenty ninth, twenty
twenty four, my birthday. A very

1765
01:59:00,119 --> 01:59:04,920
extreme heat wave sees many Category five
and six hurricanes form, affecting the US,

1766
01:59:05,039 --> 01:59:08,720
Mexico, and South America. So
it's gonna be nice around my birthday

1767
01:59:08,720 --> 01:59:13,600
and like classes all right. February
seventeenth, twenty twenty four, the first

1768
01:59:13,680 --> 01:59:17,319
ever F six tornado touches down in
Houston and is seventeen miles wide. This

1769
01:59:17,399 --> 01:59:20,520
sounds like that ruins Valentine's Day weekend
right there, doesn't it? No,

1770
01:59:20,920 --> 01:59:26,159
it's no day, it's after valtin
Yeah, but it's that weekend after Well,

1771
01:59:26,239 --> 01:59:30,840
it's gonna suck either way. March
twenty, twenty twenty four, a

1772
01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:35,880
mile high dust storm occurs in the
mid eastern United States, lasting for months

1773
01:59:36,000 --> 01:59:41,560
from Missouri to North Carolina. That
can't be it states we don't care about.

1774
01:59:41,720 --> 01:59:45,520
And then April second, twenty twenty
four, a massive earthquake called Big

1775
01:59:45,680 --> 01:59:48,960
John shakes up the San Andreas Fault
and makes ruins out of San Francisco and

1776
01:59:49,039 --> 01:59:54,880
Los Angeles, and Omegan's tsunami comes
afterward to finish the job. I saw

1777
01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:58,479
that movies with the rock. This
is just entertainment, That's what I would

1778
01:59:58,520 --> 02:00:00,359
think. This is what if it
all hits? I mean, what if

1779
02:00:00,359 --> 02:00:05,399
it all hits? Has he predicted
anything before the state that's actually happened?

1780
02:00:06,119 --> 02:00:11,039
Not that I can see. When. When was the blizzard? The blizzard

1781
02:00:11,159 --> 02:00:14,439
was gonna come on January second?
And then the heat wave was coming the

1782
02:00:14,479 --> 02:00:18,560
twenty ninth, the twenty ninth,
but down more so, more south in

1783
02:00:18,680 --> 02:00:23,199
the Caribbean. Right, Okay,
so we're gonna get that flooded October twenty

1784
02:00:23,279 --> 02:00:26,560
twenty three. Yeah, yes,
I'm a real time traveler. These are

1785
02:00:26,680 --> 02:00:30,479
major things that will come. October
third, and alien ship falls to Earth

1786
02:00:30,560 --> 02:00:32,760
containing life and materials unknown to mankind. Well, that didn't happen. I

1787
02:00:32,800 --> 02:00:40,600
was going to say space that happened. Escapes. Let me go back here

1788
02:00:40,600 --> 02:00:44,159
a second. It says, uh, the alien on this ship escapes before

1789
02:00:44,239 --> 02:00:47,960
anyone can catch it. It soon
begins to wreak havoc on cities. This

1790
02:00:48,119 --> 02:00:54,000
is all somebody's least I've seen in
Black the James Webb Telescope discovers a giant

1791
02:00:54,079 --> 02:00:57,840
alien creature eating stars. I want
to know what drugs the sky is on.

1792
02:00:59,239 --> 02:01:02,479
Probably when the milligraam gum. He's
gonna say. Center a human like

1793
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:08,520
species is found inside of Mount Everest. They want to control us inside of

1794
02:01:08,560 --> 02:01:13,239
Mount Everest. They are telepathic shape
shifters, and we'll do anything to gain

1795
02:01:13,319 --> 02:01:18,439
control. They have already infiltrated governments. Okay, Biden, I don't know.

1796
02:01:19,399 --> 02:01:23,399
I don't know anyway, you can
go look for yourself. Uh,

1797
02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:27,880
it is the radiant time traveler on
TikTok if you're on there. Well,

1798
02:01:28,039 --> 02:01:31,600
he used the pronouns they, so
you know at least he is a transgender

1799
02:01:31,680 --> 02:01:35,920
fluid. Why don't know if it's
transgender fluid, they're just meaning the collective

1800
02:01:36,039 --> 02:01:40,880
group they I don't know, what
do you think they're actually transitder Well,

1801
02:01:41,399 --> 02:01:45,680
the joker yetis transgender in the in
the mountains in the Neverest. There,

1802
02:01:45,680 --> 02:01:49,359
all right, we will, uh, we'll wrap it up for tonight.

1803
02:01:49,439 --> 02:01:51,520
Let me see. I don't think
I have my music and there it is,

1804
02:01:54,319 --> 02:01:59,279
Hi John, Yeah, John,
Hyde, haven't got me the Tennessee

1805
02:01:59,560 --> 02:02:02,119
plate right there? Sure, Dad, I'll hire it right behind. For

1806
02:02:02,319 --> 02:02:08,039
Laura, thanks for coming in last
minute, Kevin hold her off the bench.

1807
02:02:08,800 --> 02:02:12,760
For Kevin Muir, I'm Bill Moran. Will she long cold? Tim

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didn't know what to do. I'm
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