When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice mix in some vodka.
Call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven
by Victor Chrysler Dots. Gee Ram, It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pawn on, Thanks
for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship,
one listener at a time. Come aboard, guess you can come aboard.
Uh, Kevin's here tonight, Danny. I don't want to Danny had
something going on. I don't know what to say because it's not really my
place to say, wait for Danny to come back. But I just got
a text from him. Uh, and I could just say that everything's okay,
everything's okay, But I have a theory, and he was not down
with my He was not down with my theory when I said it, with
which other people had said to me too. Down with the sickness, Yeah,
down with the sickness. So in his stead, Kevin went to the
bullpen, and he wanted to impress, so he even brought wine and glasses.
Look at this, she's showing off fancy. Yeah, Laura's here and
uh, if you remember, she's the home organizer and even decorator for Christmas.
That is what I was doing today. Man, how so when you're
decorating for Christmas, how big a job is that? Today was pretty easy.
It was setting up a few Christmas trees, some outdoors Christmas trees,
Yeah, outdoors and everything. Yeah, okay, but I mean it's a
small house. There are big ones where it takes you know, two days,
two days to do it. Yeah, do you get up on the
roof and run them along the nope? Okay, yeah, because the companies
that do all that too. Yeah, I'm not fully insured for that.
I've seen a lot of road signs for that this year, for people doing
it. It's the first time I think I've really seen, like I know,
people that do it. It's the first time I've seen a lot of
like advertisement for it. It's like two thousand dollars. Oh yeah, it's
insane. You have to buy the lights too, don't you. Don't they
have your own lights and then they come string them for it and they take
him on the storm. I yeah, fancy, no. Sorry. The
other piece of when I lived in uh yeah, I forget the name of
who comes and raps your belcony, you know with Christmas lights. You got
a guy for that, Joe Danny. Yeah, he called me Danny.
Uh. Mystery guest tonight, Kevin locked up a mystery guest. He's very
excited about that. So we'll see how that goes. My guest to cringe
every time I sag history guest, I do. It always works. I
always worry that it's I just worry about the related bility factor. I learned
my lesson the one time. All Right, I've been good. No,
you've been great. You got it. I feel like I've been a mystery
guys most of the time. Kevin text me that day. Yeah, clearer
schedule, I'll bring wine. Is that what he wrote? Practically clear your
schedule, I'll bring wine. I was like, you guys are already getting
subjected to me tomorrow. You want two nights in a row. Oh that's
right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm running into some problems. I may not
be able to attend, but we'll see. But we'll see. I'll see.
Giving you every opportunity to help you, and you don't want the help.
I didn't. I had things lined up. I've got some potential people
to come on tomorrow. That would be great if it works out. I'm
still waiting. If not, then I have a young up and coming comic
who I think is going to be a big star Someday's name is a mirror
shot. He's coming in anyway, funniest person runner up, runner up this
year. But he's the young one, twenty one year old. So he's
going to come in and we'll see how that works. Maybe he and I
will just go a little longer. But I had some other people, potentially
big people that would have grabbed a lot of attention. I'll just say that
just grabbed a lot of attention. I'll tell you off here. I don't
want to think it, okay, proud. Now here's the other thing.
A lot of people have my phone number and I've I've written it on bathroom
walls all over time I have I have had the same phone. God,
I want to say, since I was part early two thousands, I've had
the same phone. I've had that number for a long time, same phone
number. So a lot of people have it, and sometimes I won't answer
the phone because they don't recognize the number, and sometimes I go, it's
the phone roulette. Let's see what happens. But then there are people that
just call me all the time, and I today it's our friend Race and
Randy called me, oh dear and Race and Randy left me this voicemaildy,
give me a car. What you gonna say, hurdy giant, a big
hickout. I'm gonna make you laugh fye right after he did not he did
not, So I did not get a chance to call Randy. I actually
had a pretty busy day. My list is over here and most of it
has crossed off. But I a busy day. Crank and stuff out.
I said, gummy, no, no, gummy. So then I go
over and the phone is ringing, and I was in between, like I
was ending one thing start another, And so I answer, so what do
you think? Race? And Randy had to tell me that couldn't wait.
That was like he was so excited to tell me this. He didn't wait
for me to call him back. About an hour and fifteen minutes later he
called again, what do you think it could be? Because again it's just
the voice, Give me a car, What to say? Hurdy giant a
bicky hit out, It's gonna make you laugh. Bye. Well, I
had a thought until he said it's going to make you laugh. I was
gonna go new grandchild potentially, Okay, okay, that would be that would
be something would no, no, no, but that that's something that could
be good. That would be good. No. What NASCAR guy is changing
teams? You're not far off. You are not far off. Race and
Randy called me to tell me this hot news. He wanted to tell me
Kevin Harvick and his wife, Kevin Harvick, who is a NASCAR driver retiring.
He's retiring. He's forty two. Oh, I know, I know,
I know what it is. Yeah, what is it? They bought
the house that Ricky Bobby was in and Televison nights seven million dollars. Fuck
it. Called me twice to tell me that Kevin Harvick and his wife bought
the mansion in Talladega Knights. Are they changing the kid's name was the Walker
in Texas? No idea, And he was also proud to report this.
His wife was the one who told him that news. He keeps him on
top of stuff. Buddy, I'm a lucky man. Seven point two million
dollars for the Ricky Bobby house. Okay, crazy, I agree. I
didn't know the price. I will agree with that, but if you got
it, you can't take it with you, right, so why not?
But the other thing was that required two phone calls? Do you understand what
I'm saying, Laura? Two phone calls? Two phone calls. I didn't
give you. I didn't tell you at all today and that's unlike us.
And then he uh, but just didn't have Ricky Bobby news well, and
I am busting Randy's ball. But it's kind of funny. But sometimes like
if he calls, if someone calls me and I don't answer, and I
haven't listened to the voicemail, and I know it's there, and actually I
only I went through. I realized thanks to Randy, my voicemail was one
hundred percent full with that last Race and Randy message. But then I found
other Race and Randy messages. Who still leaves a voicemail message? I I
do from timetime. I'm very I will on business stuff I do. Do
you just text business stuff on my phone NonStop for business and it's okay,
horrible, but that's how I talk to my client. Yeah, but I
would rather talk TOXTW. I'd rather talk text. But sometimes it's too much
to type. I have a voice with that, you do I do?
All right? Well, listen to this is Randy. This is one of
the ones Randy left me back in October. Bay Phil is Randy. He
should give Justin harre As a car find out if he's going down to the
World finals and Charlotte's a big dirt track race down there. It's this weekend
coming up. Start. It starts Wednesday. I believe it goes through Sunday
or Sarday. He mightt to give him a call. I don't know if
he's going or not. I even talked to him in a while. But
if I want to call him to check it out, get him on the
podcast. But yeah, all right now, Justin Harres is a client Felt
Cement Products. They do a great job. If you're looking for fireplace inserts,
or you have a wood burning stove, or you have anything like that.
He that's the place you need to go. Fifteen minutes after leaving that
voicemail, Randy calls back and leaves this one. Hey bells, Rady,
don't foller callin Justin. You not going down to Sharoffs for the World Finals,
Buddy. I just saw him not gonna go. These are guy that
drives this truck and trailer is busy at work, all in blocks. So
for them to get away, so they said, and go next year,
all right, buddy, doculator man? That six voicemails from you in my
phone? You do? I do? I had one from a while back
where you roasted me for my Fourieth birthday. Oh I did. I don't
know how long ago was shut up? How long ago was it six years
ago? I don't know what to do with that? You you were funny?
Why are you hoarding voicemails? Easy killer? So? What what is
the other voicemail I left you? Anything bad? I know one was something
about a concert you got me into, and I think the rest were just
I don't know, probably callbacks, all right. I just don't listen to
voicemail. I my phone reads the voicemail to me if I can read it,
and if it's something important, call them back, like when I got
my glad, I leave. I leave voicemails all the time. I know
you do. Yeah, I just I just because it's easier if I'm in
the car, That's where I make most of my phone calls. I'm in
the truck. I just let's say to my device, hey call, give
me a call. I got a bunch of ship. Let's see what else.
Why don't you delete your voicemails on Kevin? I don't. I don't
either. When they come in to me. No, A lot of times
listen to Yeah they do, but a lot of times I don't. But
see, this is the organizer in you. It gets annoying. Yeah,
yeah, you can't handle that. It'd be too much. All my voicemails
are from my mom. She's the only one who leaves made voicemails, and
they're always call it's pointless. My mother will call and talk to the voicemail
like she's talking to you, so you'll get it a big, long,
long message. And then at the end sometimes she's got she gets cut off
and she'll call back and go, I don't know what happened voicemail, cut
me off, and then continue one, keep going. She did it all
the times she's having a conversation with herself. That's it. Yeah, I've
won from you from twenty sixteen in here twenty sixteen, twenty sixteen, okay,
yeah, you'd gotten me and Sam backstage at a show. Collector soul
Google do. Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, I do remember
that. Uh, the client Savannah situation where these kids, all right,
all these kids are in court. Uh, here's what's going to happen.
Because they're one lawyer one. I think each of the four kids, uh
have different lawyers, attorneys, defense attorneys. So this guy, Michael Sheiano
has been speaking on behalf of one. None of those kids are back in
school. I don't think any of those kids will be back in school at
all. Usually what happens is if they go to what's called a superintendent's hearing.
I don't know that this is going to happen, but I'm pretty sure
it's usually the standard practice in public school. When the principal decides that whatever
happened is beyond the his scope of being able to punish it, and the
most he can give out is five days out of school suspension, they'll go
to this hearing and it's usually the parents, student body, They bring up
witnesses. It's like a whole court proceeding, and from what I understand,
nobody whoever goes to that as a defendant wins. So I don't know what
they do with these kids. Because in New York State. You're in America,
You're entitled to an education. So I don't know what happens to these
guys. Homeschool, not a homeschool situation, but an out of school.
Well they usually they sometimes they have an alternative learning center or something. But
that would suck, you know. Well, one of the lawyers said that
they it admitted there was video, but the video is very much open to
interpretation. Yes, what he says, just like the kids, Jesus,
you know what I mean. There's three kids that are on trial for actually
the sex. Okay, I thought it was three for the abuse. One
for the filming of it. Oh, that could be so, I don't
know. But they said that there's multiple camera angles, so that would be
weird that only one kid gets in trouble for filming. Yeah, yeah,
because he said piano notes there are multiple videos of an incident. He doesn't
say the incident. You can't just charge one with tipping it. Yeah,
there's six kids. You gotta feel like there's more kids that might fall on
this. I think the youngest one being charged is fifteen. Yeah, I
heard fourteen. I thought, okay, I saw fifteen ye or maybe the
kid or maybe the kid was forty. I cannot see them going back to
school Tyler's age. I mean that kid that got got it was Tyler's age.
What was the because look, guys in locker rooms, right, there
was all kinds of shit. I told you, we take the kid to
the bench of fart in his face, and we did all that stuff.
And I to people, yeah we did all that, but and then wedgies
and things. But what about girls? I mean girls, you would hear
from what I understand, and parents who have middle aged school girls would say
sometimes they are the meanest mean girls. Was all about being team Come on,
I've seen porn, not at porn going on socer room. No,
But I mean, was there any kind of physical stuff? No, probly
I want to say physical, but there is bullying going on. And I
I mean I was a soccer player. I feel like the worst things that
people would do would be to hide grab girls clothes and like we would sprinkle
them through the hallway so that they had to go run out. But also
my practices, my you would take the girls clothes and go out of the
locker room and sprinkle them down the hall. Yeah, and she'd have to
go get her underwear and everything. Yeah, we would do that, put
them in the shower and then send the hall. I would be practicing at
like six a m. Though for soccer we would have morning so this would
be before there are kids into school. You know where who was practicing at
six am? What school is that, Wayne? Wayne Central? Yeah,
off the farm, then you go play soccer. We would have morning practice,
milk the goats, milk the bull, and then go play some soccer.
But I don't think there was ever any physical but there's definitely like the
bullying of the body. And I mean I have teenage nieces and I hear
about it all the time. Now, yeah, they're horrible, Yeah,
but it's more mental. Yes, it sounds like it's more of a cerebral,
very diabolical, nasty thing. These guys are just like, hey,
but over cattiness for girls. But guys, it's just busting balls. Yeah.
And nowadays with the social media, like we didn't have to do that.
There was no videotaping of like, you know, one of the soccer
players having to run down the hall grabbing their clothes. Now it's the bullying
that goes on even after an incident like Instagram and it doesn't stop. Snapchat,
No, it doesn't stop. And you would know if you're that age
when you were getting videotape because you had that big thing on your freaking shoulder.
I don't recure. Yeah, there was no taping or anything. It
would have been off. We didn't even have cell phones. If I had
a see, I would have made myself the star of my own videos.
I would have taped everything I did and put it out there. I basically
told on myself of all the ship I did, but I never got in
trouble. They all knew what I was doing. If you could go back
in time, like hot tub time machine, go back to when you were
that age now with all the stuff that you've got, now, how different
would your world be. I'm at that point, you'd be like you said,
you'd be videotape and everything. Well, I wonder if I would,
because I don't know how my parents would be. They may not. They
may be all over me on don't you gotta be careful? You out of
this because they were teachers, so they knew, but they also had their
heads in the sand most of the time for what I the ship I did.
They weren't your They weren't at your school though, different Noah with their
finstagrams was Instagram? You don't know Instagram all right? So I have a
lot of teenage nieces and nephews. There's the Instagram that like they're friends with
me on like aunt Lola and then they have but that's their Instagram, their
real Instagram. They're not friends with me, and that's all their like slutty
pictures and everything. Has anybody found it? Oh? I found one of
my nieces. You did? Yeah? How slutty were the pictures? Oh?
God? It was? It was bad, right, yeah? Those
it's embarrassing. I sent it to my mom and my sister. I was
like, damn, look at her. She looks bad. This is the
mother of the daughter or a different sister, a different sister you didn't tell
you didn't go to the mother of the kid. Why wouldn't you go to
the mother of the kid. Because I think she knows it exists and she
just doesn't want to you can you would just send it and go listen.
I'm just concerned about I would probably say something like if I saw you know,
my nieces are eleven, okay when you're seventeen. Yeah, seventeen is
way different. We ran into my twenty two year old niece on Halloween and
I was like, oh my god, this is way too awkward. She's
she's not a lot of clothes. We were at the bar when I was
I was working the dark. All right, so wait, so your her
knee showed up. What was she wearing as a costume? Hang on,
do not answer. I remember I was way past remember man, I was
at that point. All right, it's possible, It is possible. It
was very pos She was a g I Joe, g I Joe. And
what kind of outfit I mean, scantily clad army with her ass hanging out.
Oh yeah, well that happens sometimes when you're crawling through the jungle.
Sh it happens. Not seriously, I mean, I'm surprised because you get
it. So here's the thing is, sometimes like you can't help it,
like I have I have a thing in Wegmans, like I yoga pants are
a gift and a curse, right or whatever, leggings because sometimes somebody who's
got a nice rear end whatever you can't help. But notice that if they're
bending over front of her, they're walking and it's sticking out bubble. But
the ones that I can't stop looking at are the bad ones. I mean,
the one that looks like she's got it just I mean she just filled
her ass with pennies and it's all dimple and all that, you know,
like it's just loaded up. I can't help it. I can't stop staring
at it. So how do you feel when it's the belly out over the
clothes, oh muffin top? Well, no, I think there are thick
women out there who walk around in crop tops and just letting it all out.
Look, at this point in my life, I don't care whatever gets
you through the day. I would say that sometimes, and this will get
me in a lot of trouble with people. But we're not doing anybody any
favors by If we're talking about living long and being healthy and not having attax
on the health system and all this stuff, then maybe we shouldn't say to
people your body's beautiful, go ahead and devoured another family size bag of lays.
You know what I'm saying. I just feel like sometimes the message is
counterintuitive to the overall well being of the person. Now, we can say
from a mental health perspective, as you said, girls pick on each other
and their body shame and do all that. That's not a good thing and
we shouldn't encourage that. That's why most of the time I keep my mouth
shut on this. But I also think that some maybe maybe in life,
a little bit of shame goes a long way, just a little bit.
So I don't want to be like I wouldn't walk out of my pajamas.
I would rather not not do that. I even sometimes embarrassed the way I,
oh, somebody subscribe to the YouTube channel. Where's where's the line between
big and beautiful and moving at her? Well, that's not because I did
I know you? Did you moved at someone? Uh? In high school,
there was a girl that asked me. Her friends came up to me
and gave me like a list of people who would I go to the problem
with. I was in tenth grade. They were juniors, and they I
knew who they had and we called her h Lorie was her name, col
and then her last name, and then somebody Sal. I forget Sal's name,
and Sal that doesn't matter. But anyway, he went into he was
taking a photography class and he basically photoshopped. In nineteen eighty eight her face
over the picture of a cow, and then I hung it in the main
officer. Okay, you were young andature. Yeah it was awful, mean,
but again mean, I'll tell you what. There was something though that
really struck me. And I was even younger that I think. This was
more like I don't want to say peer pressure, but peer pressure that you
were a part of that. But there was a girl. Her name was
again, it doesn't matter, no one knows these people, but they did
your body metrics in gym class where they would pinch your right, they would
determine your body fat and they did all this. And we had a gym
teacher and I lived in New York State and he was from Texas and he
was bow legged and he was your stereotypical add a national lampoon gym teacher.
That was him. And his name was mister Stevenson. And he used to
go, hey, bores, come on now, stop playing grab ass and
let's go you know that kind of shit. That was his his cadence and
his speech. They had people lining up, boys and girls. You had
to get up on the scale. He would yell the person's weight out,
he would yell the person's weight out and this other woman, who was a
gym teacher, would write it down. Okay, so here comes this girl
and her family owned the ice cream shop in town. And she wasn't that
heavy. She wasn't un she would be what you call even then voluptuous.
She was just curvy, but she was soft big, didn't play sports all
this, and he yelled out her weight, and I'll never forget it.
She was one hundred and fifty eight pounds. I had to be in like
ninth or tenth grade, maybe even eighth. And this other shit happened when
I was a sophomore, so about the same age. I saw that girl
go sit in the stands then and Crumble started crying, and I remember feeling
so bad. And I always thought, what a fucking dick move, because
he had daughters, he had a wife, he did he had been around
kids for a long time. What a fucking prick. You know what.
That's going to stay with you today as an old man, I can really
say that, But at the time, as a kid, I remember feeling
so bad for her, and at first I didn't get it, and then
when I heard the weight, and man, I had to be maybe eighth
grade, because I think I was one hundred and thirty something pounds and she
was one hundred and fifty eight pounds. I remember the number. I just
it just like it's seared. It was branded into my brain. Why do
you got to use branded, because it was it just was. It was
just seared in there. It was just seared in there. Bring up time
Traveler again at some point, because we'll take a moment here and we'll get
to our mystery guests. But there's somebody on TikTok claiming to be a time
traveler and has all these predictions for twenty twenty four. All right, then,
but it's not their voice. It's just our money. That our money.
I don't know. These are all disastrous things that they're saying. Or
you're gonna have. Yeah, I know, you may want to take it
back, you know. Yep. We will uh one one moment at a
time. We will get to the mystery guest that Kevin has booked. Kevin
says he's seventy thirty on my my like or dislike of this, seventy in
favor, thirty in favor. All right, we will get to the mystery
guest next. But first Cobblestone on Maine one on nine West Main Street in
the village of Webster has a little party going on tonight, that would be
Thursday, November sixteenth. What is that party? It is the owner,
Dan Bresnahan and his lovely daughter. They share the same birthday. It's their
birthday. That's right, Sarah and Dan and Jumbo Shrimp is planned. It's
gonna be a whole lot of fun out there at Cobblestone on Maine. Now,
I just want to remind you that Cobblestone on Maine is upscale casual dining
in a family friendly setting, and it is perfect for date night. Nice
intimate setting, locally sourced menu items, delicious menu items and their cocktails are
paired perfectly with the Cobblestone unique fare. Cobblestone on Main one on nine West
Main Street in the village of Webster and online at Cobblestone on Main dot com
and on Facebook at Facebook dot com, slash Cobblestone on Main and Happy Birthday
Dan and Sarah. Manscape dot com. Get twenty percent off your purchase with
code Bill twenty at manscape dot com. Full Send Skiing Outdoors Chief Executive Officer
Zach Hallett. You know your skis, your snowboards, everything needs to be
serviced every year. It's very important to get that stuff done before the season
because when the snowfalls, everybody wants to get out there. You don't want
to be put on a delay. Full send Skean Outdoor Kennedyga. When the
snowfalls, we want you out there and enjoin the sport, so we make
sure that we have a three to five day turnaround. Full sendence schanout Door
Kennon Dick. We don't want to make people wait. We've vilified a voicemail
anytime. I'm a Victor Chrysler Dodge Jeep ramline at five eight five two o
six eighty eight sixty six and be sure to like and subscribe to bilified wherever
you get your podcasts, and follow us on YouTube at Billified. We should
be live there now live on Facebook at bill mort I think it's actually Bill
mort Mall on Facebook. I gotta have to change that. As a random
billboard down on fourtnite that we're on. Probably yeah, who knows Kevin has
been booking mystery guesses people, So this is somebody who I worked with in
the past. Uh, you have, Yes, I worked with this person
before my time and also after my time. Before and after I worked with
this person me. But you've worked with them yeah, so multiple times.
I've worked with this person multiple times. Yes, male or female. It's
a male sales or programming program not programming not programming talent. They were on
air on air talent, on air talent, and I worked with them before
and after, yes you, yes, did I work with him during you?
No twenty questions? Why I gotta ask all these questions the game?
So okay, so somebody that that was on air early on? Is it
Mark Cronin? It is not Mark Croned. Okay, Well he would have
been there while you were there. So then were they on the same station
as me or a different stations? Same stations until you left, and then
they were on the same station with you a second time? Mhm. I
have no idea who it is, mister guest. I want to say,
hi, hey, man, what's up are you doing? I'm completely low.
I know this person another. They're disguising their voice. He's not disguising.
I'm sadly enough, this is my real voice. Well it's not sad.
They were on the same stage. Yes, yeah, he was the
last last time he was out. He was on right after you. Yeah,
he did mid days, he did afternoons, oh, afternoons. Oh
just now, just now, before that last train wreck that stay close on
that show. I don't know who that is on that show. Oh man,
that's well what threw you off through your office when he said that train
wreck? I think I was pretty much a train wreck too, So that
got kind of funky. After you know what, Earl's coming to town.
He's going to be at the comedy Yes, next the uh, right after
Thanksgiving? Right, yeah, Friday. Usually I come there every year Friday
and Saturday. I wanted to be here, but I'm I'm I think I'm
out of town. My whole family. I know, you're always out of
town that weekend, so you know, I know I had a feeling that
you were going to be there. But yeah, everyone come out. We
have a great time every time I'm there. You know, it's I come
here once a year. You know a lot of people like to go there
a bunch of times. And I'm not gonna say I have my fill of
Rochester, but I think Rochester might have had my fill of me and I
think the only way they're going to accept is commedically. So I'm coming in
to tell some jokes. Was always which I have a killer show you worked
in before. You know how it works out. You know, it's pretty
good. So it's a great. Yeah. So I'm not worried about it.
Yeah, I'm not worried about how you doing. I got it first
of all. Let me tell you. Let me tell you this, man,
I'll tell you when when when you left the station, okay, and
then all of a sudden you started this Abili five thing. And then I
couldn't believe how fast it just grew. I mean, you were you had
the name, you had the branding, then you had the you know,
and and the place to have it at and everything. Man, you just
took you just took off. I mean you took with what palad you had.
And we're just like, well, I'm not going to let anyone else,
you know, put my fire out. I'm just gonna go ahead and
and uh and and deal with I don't I don't know if we get into
what what what happened with you or not. But you know, when I
when I found out on the road, I was kind of like boy,
this is kind of weird, you know, you know, it's a hard
It's a horrible first of my radio is a horrible business. Okay. Now,
even after I left Rochester, they bounced me out of Rochester. I
go home. It was that Friday. I was broadcasting from the house and
then the program director, I can't remember whatever what it was at that point,
says, hey, listen, Joe. Yeah, no, no,
no, it was after Joe. Who's the guy after Joe? Uh yeah,
he says, uh yeah, he says, call me after the show.
So I knew this was screwed. I knew I was done. We
called me after the show with a Friday, you know, you know,
and then uh he called me and Bob was on the phone too, and
then they told me, and then I was I was probably disappointed for about
a total of three minutes. And then I went out and I went out
and I did the gig, and then you know, you know, I
did the gig, and actually, looking back on it, I think there
wasn't any chance. I think I was just kind of like a filler until
they figured out what they did. And that's fine. I know the business,
I know how it is. That Friday I'm like, Okay, that
Sunday I get a call from a radio station in Tampa and that wants me
to come down any morning. So since I'm there, I've left there.
I've had three radio station offers that go I'm done. I've had it,
you know. I just like the freedom what I'm doing now and having a
great time to go around and performing and and I probably should have. I
probably should have left radio a little earlier because of the last five years that
I did it with when I passed up on a lot of things commediately,
and so now I'm playing catch up. Basically, Well, that's great.
I always think too, you know, as as a comedian, one of
the reasons to become a comedian is you get to say whatever you want,
right yeah, and you you control the message and you control everything. And
I always I have to say your message is positive when I you know,
when we did the comedy together, it's a you got a positive show and
a lot of energy and it's a lot of fun and you take you take
people on a ride, and I love that. Well that's the thing.
I mean, I look, it's like I don't even know what I do.
I never do the same show twice. I'm getting ready to film something
at a at a theater on Friday, and I'm at the point now where
it's like, yes, but you know what, it's the one thing where
I get to be myself. I don't worry about people are like, well,
you can't say what you said before. I say what I've always said
because I never went out being malicious to begin with. So at this point,
if I'm doing what I'm doing in this DNA, some of that triggers
you off. That's something you got to work out with because I can't.
You know, I'm not going to get up there and change everything. And
you know, because listen, I'm old. People don't know how old I
am. But I'm old, and I'm telling you what I mean. I'm
old enough to remember. Well listen. But yeah, but you could bend
the crap out of it. I can say no crack, but I swear
to God, it's freaking flexible. I gotta tell you, man. And
you know, you know it's funny. It's funny too, because like I
it just made me think about the other day because I was you know,
I remember when I was like even growing my whole life, I never thought
I was the fastest, the smartest, the best looking, and maybe and
not not even the funniest. But I knew my whole life if nothing else
failed, I knew that without any practice, I could pick out a man
from a woman. Okay, And now I can't do that anymore. Now
I'm done. I'm done. I was the only thing I had going for
man, well, at least I know who I'm talking to, But now
I don't know anymore. You know. It's just it's just it's just it's
just weird. And so I'm at the point now where it's like I'm just
gonna perform and and be me, and everybody that's upset about what they need
to be upset about, uh that's fine. You know. It's like you
can't confuse uh be in disagreement with being uh phobic, you know what I
mean. And that's the problem that's going on with it. It is a
problem, you know. It's it's it's funny because I always thought you were
one of the more disciplined people I have ever met. You were a bodybuilder
who did body shows. You had the dogs that were the frisbee shows.
You really you did things like real things. There, guys, you're comics
on the road, man. I mean they had travel days that meant they
could eat anything they wanted. There were a couple of guys who used to
eat lard brownies. They would actually take fat hard. Those guys are dead.
Those guys are dead. But I'm just saying like Earl was, and
Earl had opportunities with TV and stuff. But I will say, if you
don't mind, I'd like to give my my assessment on your last radio gig,
which was here in town. And you know, and I and I
and I actually would love you to do that absolutely So I always thought you
were utilized incorrectly. I go, that guy is funny. He's funny off
the cuff. He's funny that you just needed somebody to bring something up and
then Earl could just run. But instead they had this this whole thing where
Earl's trying to bring him in. He's with two people he stever met in
his life, now, you know, and I'm not sayingnything bad about them,
but there is something about knowing the person Earl for a little while.
Granted, every show evolves and you get there, but man, it was
like they wanted you to be running at one hundred miles an hour out of
the game right right right away, you know, And I go that that's
unfair. And I felt like, this is you have such a you gott
a you got a race horse here and you're putting a bridle on it and
you're not using it well. And you're right. I agree. And here's
the thing that got me about the whole thing is like, you know,
in the time that we that I came back there, I was a little
heartbroken to begin with because Rochester wasn't the Rochester that I remember. Okay,
I remember back in the day when we were there, you know, we's
and stuff, and it was everything's great and everybody got along and didn't matter
where you're from. It were just school. We all were happy, we're
all making money. We all got laid. It was there was one of
the store we were doing and listen, and I gotta tell you, I
got this is how funny it was back then. I got laid as a
two hundred and fifty pound guy. Back then, Earl was a heavy guy.
Yeah yeah, I never and I never I never even menybody. But
now I'm got laid too, So I mean that's not saying well, that's
true too, yeah, you know, and it was funny because I came
back and then it was like everything was like political and it was black and
white. And then my show started to do that, and because it made
it look really bad, and what made it look really strange was the fact
that I came in and replaced the other two and I was a black dude
doing it. So from the outside looking in, they're going, oh,
they're bringing in a black guy because of that, And in reality, I
just kept thinking, well, they're bringing an earl because I used to be
there, you know, And so the circumstance was funky. I was funky.
It never got to be a funny show, and it was it was
always me sitting there asking, you know, and answering stupid questions like you
know, oh, come on to through word and things like that, you
know, just you know, I mean, stupid questions that are nine hundred
years old. You know. We were talking one time and I said,
I said, well, Negga was saying somebody. I said, well,
you know, in my world, I would probably just go wa and blah
blah blah blah. You know, now when you say that, that means,
well, in what you do and the way you live, that's how
you would do something. But someone calls up and goes, well, what
do you mean in your world? What world do you pump? You're not
coming from a hood or anything like that. You're coming from middle and that
has nothing to do with meaning that. And then I was like, well,
okay. Once we got to that point, it was just like people
were just stupid and they were looking for reasons to just be upset. You
know, I don't hold it against I don't hold it against Rochester. I
like working with Mark Omegan's in Buffalo doing her thing now, who, by
the way, looks freaking phenomenal. I don't know if you saw it seeing
her lately, holy class, she looks phenomenal. She had a freaking model.
I know what she did, but she was fantastic. And I mean
she got out of Rochester Radio Rochester. I don't know what the difference is
there. Yeah, you know, and it's just really weird because you know,
so when I look back on that experience and it's actually going into maybe
three years and have been gone because that time is just flown by so fast.
Yeah, you know that I that I've been out of there and since
then, I've been back to before him and people still come out to the
show, which is all I never really wanted to do. I mean,
and I was like, you know, I was like, I was like,
as a matter of fact, radio in a sense kind of hindered me
comedically in the beginning, because when I was doing the station in Harrisburg,
they were like, I come out and I have a killer show. And
people would come up to me and they go, hey, man, you
know you should just do this forever, and and you know, you should
be a comedian, and you don't understand. I was a comedian long before
I was a radio guy. Radio has changed over the years. Back in
the day, when they bring you in, they bring me in no radio
scripts, know nothing. At this point, I could run aboard all this
other stuff because I had to learn that stuff to be viable. But back
in the day, they would have three people, the lead guy, the
in politically correct called newsgirl okay, and then the funny guy. And if
he were on from five to nine, the funny guy just had to be
there. From five nine o'clock, he's gone. He was just gone.
I didn't have to cut commercials, dis voice anything or any of that kind
of wrap, and so that's changed, and that progressed into you know,
everyone having to be able to do more because these radio stations were all,
you know, cutting back and and and then social media took off and so
you needed that stuff. And you know, you'll see even now, I
think the radio stations kind of do I think it's new for them. I
don't. I don't know, yea certain, but the cameras and things where
they're switching cameras like we do here in the podcast. Yeah, yeah,
all that time to adapt to that podcast world, all that stuff is important
and I think, you know, but you're right, it becomes like an
added thing, you know. And so I almost in a way earl for
me the way things turned out, you know, because I was there doing
morning stuff, then the show would john and then I was doing I was
doing all those national radio shows, so my day would be really long.
Like there were times I would get there at at about four point thirty and
I in the morning, and I wouldn't leave until I don't know, six
o'clock at night sometimes. Then I eventually set it up so I could do
the national stuff from my house, so I would go home. But you're
still working. And I go when I when I made this move and bought
all this stuff and decided, you know, fuck it, I'll do it
myself, which is I think you're gonna put on a T shirt and selling
that sye the uh, fuck it, I'll do it myself. I Uh.
It's been a year of really long days and sometimes you know, you're
sweating it out and trying to make it work. And the one thing I
kept hearing from people was no one's been able to make it work. I've
had a mutual friend of yours and mine, another comedian who went into radio,
say to me, I thought this was a mountain too high to scale.
And there were moments, I mean, I'll admit that I was,
you know, ready to take the bridge. But all in all, it's
worked out. And you know what, if you got to like you,
you gotta love what you do. I think you yeah, and you're right
yeah, And I think it's better for you to be out of radio because
in a way, you're again you're putting a bridle on somebody who just I
mean, you got a Robin Williams, and I don't like to compare people
like that because that seems unfair, but you've got that naturally, like you
could just riff for twenty minutes without a breath. He did it. You're
in Phili fight stock. He went off on a couple of crowds. Great,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you are you? Are
you doing any stand up? Are you doing anything? I just went out
and did a I just went out and did a dinner the Third Tower.
So I got asked, I got invited to do uh some guy said,
hey, would you come out and just sort of em se some stuff because
you can rip on everybody. We're no political correctness, no anything. So
I went a little too far and I pissed one guy off really bad back
crowd and it sucked the air out of the room. So the answer is
yes, but no. Well, you know, it's funny. It's always
that one guy that can do it. I did a corporate thing one time
and I was going off doing what I normally do, and this guy was
there and he was sitting there and the corporate gig really really well. But
the guy was like, so you're just going to sit here and make fun
of me? Is that what he was saying? Which is really weird because
I was like, well, I really don't make fun of people as much
as I. You give me something and I and I work off of it,
okay, and then I have to make it funny. If you tell
me whatever, whatever it is, and and I and I make fun of
it, it's not making fun of you. It's making fun of what you've
told me. And people don't understand that. So and then afterwards, this
girl comes to me that I knew, and she's like, well, you
know that you know that guy was there, and he was he was at
this Christmas party. Are about three hundred people there, and yeah, I
know his son is really sick and he's going through some things and everything else
like that. And then I was like and I thought about it, and
I was like, well, you know, and I don't know how I
was going to take this. I was like, Wow, that's really bad
that your your son is going through that. But you know, I get
that, but that's something that you you can't come out and piss on other
people about, you know, like I don't know anything about that. So
you're going to come up here and you're just going to be an asshole.
And I say asshole. I guess I did an asshole because Yeah, you
could be an asshole because you're ha and I get that. But for me,
you know, it's anything. If I'm having a problem or something like
that, I don't I don't share that with anybody. And if anything,
I'm staying home. You know. Now you put a burning on me,
you know, to deal with it. And I'm like, well, I
don't know this going in. When you go into before, you don't know
what's going on. You don't know what. That's why it's it's dangerous to
kind of do. Everyone's caught up into this. What's his name is matt
Rice guy? Because he works off the audience, and I'm going, wow,
jeez, I wish I had thought about that, which I did,
about what he doesn't he hates doing the crowd work he does, Yeah,
he's pretty good at it. I will tell you this. I watched Earl
and Earle has number one, it's never mean. It's playful, but it's
not mean. And the other is his memory is unbelievable. You haven't Yeah,
I got our Vegas closer that you got to check out. Yeah,
how did he do that? Because and it's never the same and it's it's
basically I don't want to give anything away, but it's crowd work. Well.
You know what's funny about it is like, you know, like I
was watching I was watching the Bills the other day and then I decided to
watch this. Yeah, I started to I changed my mind, decided to
watch football, and so I was, I was, I was at that
game. Let me tell you something. It's nothing worse than going out there
and freezing your ass off and someone not playing well. And I feel kind
of bad too, because every year it's like, you know, he's you
know and I and uh uh I used to work with. I can't even
the Julio Penn State fan. I know he's standing on an edge somewhere because
every year, the same thing with fen State. Every year, the same
thing. They go out, they play like Delaware, you know, the
Blue Hens, they played them, They beat up on five teams. You
know, everyone's all happy. They think they're going to the national championship.
They come up to Ohio State. Ohio State makes them look ridiculous, and
then everyone wants to fire Franklin. Then they play the next five games they
beat up on like I don't know, like like Indiana or whatever. Yeah,
Rutgers, right, exactly, and then next thing, you know,
and then they play Michigan. Then they get beat up and they were ridiculous.
Everyone wants to fire Franklin. Every year they go ten and two.
Every year they get some mediocre bowl, and every year people are gonna just
deal with And I felt bad for Buffalo because every year this is as close
as I thought they were ever going to be ye, you know. And
then and then I went to I didn't even watch the game on what was
it, Monday night? Monday night? Yeah, And then I wake up
and I just had to scrolling through my Facebook and there was somebody that was
from I know, from up there. I've given up on the Bills,
like, oh crap, they must have lost. And so I'm sitting there
figuring out give up. We were all five, We're jumping around because Denver
missed the field goal. We're all jumping around, and then all of a
sudden, there's a flag because Buffalo had twelve men on the field. So
they get to that, well you go, and then and then that was
it. Yeah, And that's that's one of those horrible mental mistakes. Mistakes.
I mean, you can't even blame anybody. You talk about accountability,
you can't blame anybody else for not being able to count the club. I
mean, come on, you know, but you know, and the weird
thing. Here's the weird thing about all of that too. It's like,
I mean, I watch like like that in Buffalo and I just see it
and I always go through the crowd and it's it's so nice because people always
go, I said, you know, there's time about bilding a new stadium.
Why don't they put a roof on it? Yeah. People go,
well, well, no, they don't want to put a roof on it
because that's our advantage. And I go, well, the players aren't off
of Buffalo, No they're not. It is an odd thing, but they
do want to keep the elements. I think of the new stadium, somewhere
between sixty and seventy percent of the seats are dry, like won't be affected
by the weather. The field, Okay, just the field that at least
good. Yeah. Well so it's like I guess it's like sitting in the
inside a snow globe at one point. Yeah, you're going to be dry.
But it's the high end seats that are not going to be the ones
they're dry well, and it's taken after Hotspur. Yeah, yeah, you
were there. Yeah, it was just there. Yeah, we'll see.
That's the thing. Oh, my goodness, who was that? This is
Laura h oh hi, Laura, Hi, how you doing? She didn't
he didn't talk the old time. I was sitting there and I'm going,
oh my god. One of the guys actually transitions during the interview. I
can't even believe that. I know it's happening a lot, but I didn't
know what happened that fast. My goodness. It depends on how good your
health insurance is. Got a good right now? Yeah? I would.
I would. I had a chance to go to a game in Buffalo when
I was up there and I passed. I am the only person that would
easily would be happy to take three season tickets in Buffalo. People go,
well, none of the guys play. I don't give a rat ass.
It's warm. I can't sit out there, and there's nothing worth I turn
on the TV. I always see those five white guys with no shirts.
They were there are always you know, you know, you know what,
you know why they got to be white, because you never see any black
guys doing you don't you know what you don't think. You never see you
never see black guys run on the field. You never see that crap,
because we wouldn't get that far. We can barely get to our the day
black people decide to do that, that's when they'll start using dogs instead of
way security guys will have these guys down, like we can listen, we
can barely. We can barely get to our seat without someone going. Are
you supposed to be full of loreto the field? Yeah, America is tough.
I what you don't know? Well, haven't I too? I do
think so. Yes. The other opposite of that is too is I think
we're getting to a point where we're getting too much caught up into things that
are supposed to be like racist and all of these things. And I think
you know that and protesting and stuff. There's almost law. It's a feel
because everyone's doing it for everything. When they were in Salt Lake City and
they had a protest of a bunch of people showing up because they didn't want
to wear a mask, I said, oh my god, you know it's
like then maybe just don't wear it, don't white? Why block traffic because
you don't want to wear a mask? I mean if you're thinking of if
you're thinking of of of protests, and you're going down the list, you
go, well, that's probably at the bottom of the mask thing, probably
at the bottom. You know, you want equality and racism and everything.
That's fine, But now I think we're getting to a point now where it's
like everything is is is racist and you know, and I and I'm one
of the few, and this will get me in trouble. No black people
like me anyway. But here's the thing, this is why we give me
in trouble. Yeah, just just my family, And that's that's questionable.
It's like, here's the thing. I have never blamed white people for anything
I've ever done. I come to that everything I've ever done has been a
pure, unadulterated afriticure American Negro Earl David read Wood stake it is. There's
never any there's never been any white people behind my fuck up. I'm happy
to say that I am diversaly where I'm able to do it myself. And
so it's so funny when you get to this point. So now you get
to a point as a performer, you get out there and you're going,
Okay, am I going to mobile through this stuff, and I just said,
you know what, I'm just gonna, oh, cambell it. I'm
just going to run right down the middle, okay, And if I get
stopped, I get stopped. If not, I'm just going to try to
run you over and go with it. I'm won't have time to sit there
and have everyone to be upset about all that stuff. But well, well,
listen. Accountability is interesting because that's the one thing that people, when
you ask them about anything, they avoid completely. Something simple ast something is
simple as okay, weight loss. You know why people don't want to lose
weight because it's the only thing they're responsible for. If it doesn't work,
it's because you didn't have it work. There's no way that you should not
be able to lose weight. I matter of fact, I've never met a
person yet that were overweight, and they just said, you know why I'm
await girl, because I eat too much fucking food. That's why I'm overweight.
You never met that person, And you know it's like, well,
you know it runs in my family. I got this best over disease,
all this other stuff, you know, And meanwhile people are to do But
She's right. Accountability is something that no one wants to take down ability when
they didn't want to take it anymore. And so for me, I'm like,
well, I'm just going to be that kind of person where I just
do what I ever can. I'm gonna perform whatever way I can. And
so far, I haven't had any problems. I've only had one time where
someone had a transgender person in the audience and I'm like, I said,
I was, like I said, I was, I'm scared because I don't
know my my ronows so whatever, I don't know exactly, and you know,
if someone's walking at me fast, now I got to run that roller
next to my head on what I'm supposed to call him, you know.
And I remember when I was a kid. There's a true story when I
was a kid and I went and I took a test and I took a
test on pronouns, and I got my pronouns all messed up. Okay,
I got that test home and my mother made me. She sat up with
me and she drilled me on these pronouns because she was able to get me
to retake this test. So for two days she filled me for this pronouns
and everything and make sure that I got them right. Well, if she
were alive today, I would bunch her in the face right now. Everything
doesn't even it doesn't even matter this morning. You want to hear something funkier.
So when my mom passed away and we did all the artifacts, we
went into this this folder and then that folder was the test that I retook
and I got great, I got an a on. He kept it to
that day, you know, And so when I when I when I found
that, it made me laugh and think about this whole thing with the pronoun
thing, because I don't I don't know him anymore, you know, I
don't know if he she then whatever. It's like, why do she s?
Can't even asks as a cry. But I think in a way,
if you're just going natural, no agenda, you're not trying to make a
point. Hey, I know they want to be identified as well. I
know they're really born a he, and you're gonna if you do it by
just accident and they correct you, I figure, it's no big deal,
no one's out. I really truly believe that majority of people are not going
to be assholes to you, not on purpose, right, but a small
handful, But they always get the most attention and kind of back to your
other thing with accountability. I'm a big believer in no matter what happens to
you, no matter what it is. And a lot of people have a
problem with this. It's your fault. You get into a car accident and
a deer ran for somehow, some way, you had something going on in
your world. Because I think that your brain's a magnet and you're bringing a
lot of things to you whether you want it or not, or it's putting
you on a path to something that is the path of least resistance to where
you really should be. But well, and you're right because a lot of
times too, like me, like if I make a mistake, like I
said, even with my performance, if I make a mistake or something like
that, you know, I'll APAUSEZ my bad. I was gonna say my
bad. I won't get on the APO my bad, and then we move
on. But if you can't accept that, that's fine. I can't tell
you how many times people have not called the Earl David Reid okay, and
I still have to correct them and they go, okay, I'm sorry,
but I don't yell at them in forever. You know, I've been called
David Earl Reid. I'd be called James Old Jones. Okay, I've been
Oh how about this one. I was called James Earl Ray. That was
really good. That happened to night I was doing showtime at the Apollo Boys.
Boy, they like when I walked down, come on, you're kidding
me. I was like, they must have set me up. Man,
I'm not going out there, you know. Of course, again, the
average student doesn't study history anymore, so they probably didn't know what the hell
I was talking about anyway. So it's just one of these things now where
I'm just like, you know what. Like I said, I'm just performing.
We have a good time. My shows don't go get hurt. I
did a show once there was a transcended person in the and I was act
way done. I was at a theater show with a big stage that I
was just about done. It was killer. I said to myself, they're
going to stand when I'm done. I feel it sometimes ring up on stage,
you know, you know, and I don't, and you know you're
going to stand like they're going to stand. So I'm there. I maybe
got As I looking at my thing, I've got about four and a half
minutes left because on the front stage when I do a big stage, I
have a countdown clock that's up there, so I don't go over. So
I'm about four and a half five and a half minutes left and someone goes,
hey, you got any jokes about transgenders? Though? So once someone
yells that out in the theater and it's quiet, you can hear everyone's ass
fucker, you can hit it on. You can hear. So now they
hear where, they hear where it comes from. And as soon as they're
done, here and glower come from. You see all these head shifted look
at me on the stage. So I said, I was like, well,
I said, what do you want to hear? I said, do
you want to hear a joke because you want to hear something that'll make you
laugh? Or do you want to hear something that's going to offend you?
Okay? And they said, they said, oh, well just say it
and then I'll let you know. And I go, oh my god.
Everyone, I said, everyone get your phones out, okay, because I
told him, I said, listen, here's my thing, folks, I'm
trying to get canceled. Okay, I want to get canceled because I need
the publicity. I definitely need it. But the guy that lives in the
next town for me, who opened up for me years ago, Shane Gillis
thing. He goes on there, he makes the bat remarks, he gets
kicked off a side night live. I actually talked to him one time and
I said, how did you get a big following? He goes, well,
once I got kicked off and then people were like, well, let's
see what he said, and then all of a sudden he followed all over
the place, so you know, so I'm like, yeah, I'll listen,
do that. We'll go that route. But in any case, the
person was lying and I was nice about him, and I said, so,
I said, well, first of all, I just have to start
by saying, I don't know what kind of joke I do, but maybe
I'll think of it. But I just want to say, you know,
if you want someone to be upset about something, I said, I'm upset.
I mean, I can't believe that you you know, I'm getting ready
to do this and you came out here and you pissed all over my show,
you know. And I said, but the only question I have to
ask you is when you do it, are you using the men's room or
the lady's room? And they all laugh, And then that person comes up
to me afterwards and they go, yeah, well, I was just trying
to see where your head was at on the on the uh, on the
on the topic, who came, who came? Exactly? I said,
well you ought to be, I said, I said you ought to be
ashamed of yourself, because this is what makes people crazy, say the angry,
the meanness that the want to fight about it and stuff. Listen,
I don't give a shit what you want to be. I don't care who
you want to be, okay, but it doesn't matter to me. But
you can't get mad at me because I don't understand that, okay. I
mean when I was in college in high school, I couldn't understand physics.
My teacher was mad as Hellesbie. I get that, okay, But this
other way, the other thing, I'm like, no, just just just
do what you need to do. And but but without having to bring me
me into it, you know. And I always tell people, I like,
look, some people like broccoli. Some people don't like broccoli, okay,
but the people that like broccoli aren't chastising to people that don't like broccoli,
because if you eat broccoli, you fart like a mophonebs Veergus is my
other one too, fat burner, great fat burner Asperagus. And it's funny
because I was like, yeah, you know you don't like broccoli. And
I said, and I tell you right now, well I can't stand broccoli.
I said. I'm a I'm a broccoli racist, is what I am.
If there's ever a protest, you know, going down the street for
broccoli, were protesting against the broccoli, I'm going to be right in front
of that with the appropriate flag to show you my displeasure broccoli. So when
I tell them I got people, okay, because apparently people understand food?
Did they do? People? You know? But it's like it's it's just
one of these things where it is getting a little bit more more difficult.
But uh, I mean I did to show the other night for the Republican
Party, okay, and uh and people were gotten my messages and told me
I was was honorable for doing it for the Republican Party. And I said,
they go, well, you know, they're all racist. I said,
they they didn't pay me in considerate money, you know, you know,
I mean, it was it was good tender, you know. So
I was there, I mean, and I was performing to be performing,
and and usually the best way to perform is like when you go into a
situation and you don't know everything about it and then you can ask questions about
it and be funny. Like I'm not the best political person in the world,
so when I'm asking questions and I make things about I can't believe how
many signs you guys have out and all this stuff. It's really stuff.
It's kind of cute and it's kind of interesting, and I know, but
these people, these people are amazing. I mean, you be surprised.
And I get messages. No one ever comes to my page and put them
on. They give me messages. I did a promotion for this place called
Nicky's Black Box. It's in it's in Litis pencil you called rock Linded Vicky's
Plying a Fox. Yeah, it's an event center and it's put on but
I can't remember who the guys did it. But they have studios there,
guys that are like ten feet ten thousand feet tall in there, big recording
students everything, and all the recording stars come and they stopped through there and
they work out there. So and I was doing a walk through for my
show that's on Friday. I was doing a walk through shoe for them,
and I was there. It was like six to eight o'clock and I said,
oh, listen, can I just leave because I already know what I
need to do for this and the walk through. So I walked out this
door and a production company's still in there. I walk out there about seven
thirty seven thirty five, the same door I walked out of the door opens
up. Steven Tyler comes in. Wow, yeah, so now he So
the producer sends me a picture of him talking to Steven Taler goes, hey,
bro, where'd you go? Then? You know, and I'm sitting
there going, son this I could have I could have met Stephen Tyler.
I thought that would have been But you know, for me, I'm at
the point now where it's like where I'm just doing what I'm doing. I'm
just trying to enjoy what I'm doing, you know, and make comedies.
You know, bringing a smile to somebody's face is probably the last actual of
any pleasure we have. I think that when you go to a comedy show,
you're expecting to be offended in some way. So I think I'm going
to come to your show on that Saturday, and you can rip me apart
and we'll see, you know, listen. If anything, I'll do like
most comedians and just try to sleep with you. You know, Hey,
I'm single. Hey, listen, I'm double. I will come up and
say hi, because there's the thing with me. I just like to go
and I just like to perform. And I know I work with a lot
of the comedians, and you know, you can go on your seat.
There's tons of comedy out There's tons of it out there, you know,
and it almost doesn't make any sense, like back back and like I did
the Tonight show with Jay okay, but but now that doesn't even matter.
If you look at any late night talk shows, nobody has any comedians on.
They pretty much have the person that's doing the next biggest movie or something
that's coming on. You know, you've got nine thousand comedy clubs that are
open up everywhere. You've got people that are you know, coming up,
and and like there's an open mic night here in Harrisburg, and I'll stop
down there tomorrow night to jump on and get ready for Friday. But I
mean, it's just amazing when I feel blessed, because it's amazing when you
see all these people that are trying it and just can't do it. And
comedy is one of these things like you can't tell any guy. I don't
know how it is with the ladies, but you can't tell any guy he's
not funny. Wow, not tell him. They will be offended by that
big time for some reason. You can talk about their mother anything like that,
but if you tell a guy he's not funny, that'll really piss them
off. Well, I always say that, yeah, yeah, Dyan's easy.
Comedy is hard. Well. Well, the whole funny thing about it
is like you know, when you when you go up and it's like there's
nights, I go, well, you know people coming. That was great,
And I go to my mind, I grade myself in my mind and
I go, well, they thought that was like an A plus, but
I give that like a B plus. Maybe I probably could have said this
year, said this there or you know or whatever, and you know,
and and and just try to work through it. But it's like, you
know, you see all these people that are actually you know, uh,
trying to do it. And you know, someone did a comedy interview with
me and they said, well, do you think women are funny? And
I was like, well listen into that said, I'm not going to get
into that. I was like, well, it depends on who the woman
is, you know, I don't I remember, you know, like this
depends on who the guy is, you know, so I mean and I
was like, well, listen, that's a trick question. I'm not going
to answer that, you know. I'm just like, you know, it's
like, you know, well, why don't you ask me about abortion?
Ask me that you know something, something that's a little easier to answer than
the woman's funny question? For God's sake, Well, Earl's Comedy at the
Cross the next Friday and Saturday. You can get tickets the the uh doing
two shows Friday and Saturday, right seven Sevenday, two shows. Yeah,
it's always a lot of fun. We always come up there. It's always
nice to see the people that that used to like me. And I've never
had some people send me some stuff that was just unbelievable. Like I said,
the thing that broke my heart is the landscape of Rochester. It just
it just changed, you know, and it's because of just I think it's
just the community is not communicating. Everyone wants to name the police for stuff.
But you know, like you said, it's it's it's the people.
It's just and it's just it's just sad. I think it's starting to get
a little bit better, a little bit better, but I think it is
everywhere and it's just taking time. You know. It's like the pendulum swing
so far in one direction is slowly starts to come back. And I hope
that's kind of the case here too. But uh, man, I'm so
bummed they're gonna be out of town. I would love to see you.
Well, listen, I'm gonna come up there just to for I'm gonna come
up there just to hang when I get some time off and stuff. I
had only to the spring because god forbid, I don't want to be up
there when it's now. I learned my lesson living that way, you know,
on Saturday night. All right, good listen, Yeah, if you
do, you make sure you come up and you say, hell solo,
we'll take some pictures or something too. So all right, cool, Hey,
listen, congratulations on the podcast. Man, it sounds really good.
I've been listening down here, and uh, it's it's it's working out really
nice. I'm glad you did what you were supposed to do. Most people
would have just probably just kind of sat down a little bit. But obviously
you know what you're you're you know, with your job is and what you're
doing. And if anyone listened to this and they need to, they should
be sponsoring on this show. Thank you, the show that gets out man.
So if you're if you're looking for some kind of advertising whatever, First
of all, not only is it a good show, I never met a
guy that does a better read on a commercial. You know. Uh,
let me tell you something. My reads were horrible. It was it was
because you know, that was like I was like, I knew it's something.
I'm going to go early. You have a livey going all right?
Who died? No one was asking me for anything like that, you know.
So are you man escaped? Girl? My man escaped? Let me
tell you something. Oh absolutely, yeah, not a very I'm not a
very I'm not a very well don't shoot person. I don't have a lot
of hair on my body. That may be true. But he's also a
bodybuilder, So he did all those shows. All right, Okay, yes,
I'll let you touch my abs if you play it right. You know,
this is definitely coming center. All right, Thanks Eryl. That was
for who. That was for you, Earl will see in this day and
age, who would care anyway? How well? How old is she?
How old is she? Anyway? I'm thirty eight? Oh thirty? Oh
jeez, that's a that's a little young for me. That's right. Ear
No, listen, you can lie about your age. Girl. We already
decided black. Don't crack it, just ben, So you're good. Here's
the one thing that people have have have told me and I I know you
got to go. So let me just keep this way. I did a
thing where I was working with UH. It was a benefit and I was
working with UH. I was the host of it, and I got to
do this and and UH and heinz Ward was there. Okay, So he
was there. And after I did my whole thing, his agent came up
to me and he said, just call me, call me because I gotta
I gotta talk to you now right now. I'm I'm presently without an agent
and stuff. And so I did some research on the guys like, I
wonder if reason any good? Well, you know heines Ward won Dancing with
the Stars. Yeah, okay, So I was like, why would hines
Ward do Dancing with the Stars. And the reason why he did Dancing with
the Stars is because he went up to his agent and he goes, I
think I want to be on Dancing with the Stars. And next thing,
you know, he was on and I was going little geeus. Yeah.
So I said, well, I'll go ahead and then I'll and I'll reach
out. I mean, it was just fun because I was there and I
was kind of roast and hines Ward. I was like, you know,
heins Ward is better than Tom Brady. You know, I said, he
doesn't cheat. I go, I said, he doesn't cheat. You know,
uh, he goes he there's no deflate gate, I said him.
I said, tom Brady takes the air out of football. I said,
I wore his balls aren't deflated. It's it's it's it's good to talk to
you man. And I was and I'm sorry that when you reached out to
me. Whiting get back, just going through a couple of things, because
you know, I got the whole heart thing that's still yeah, that seems
to be that seems to be much better at this point. Good, you
know. So I went in there and the doctor was like, well,
it's like nothing ever happened. But I'm like, yeah, it happened.
So I'm still going to keep up with that. But listen, I'm good.
I'll load up on eloquence and jump on what's her name when I get
there. It will be a very thankful weekend. Thanksgiving weekend with Earl.
I'm on the podcast the following week, so I'll give you guys an update.
I can't wait. I bet you ever spent the night with a guy
that has a seat pap. I can tell you no, but I have
with black Man. So you know we're going, Yeah, all right,
dot com you wake up with a fighter pilot that's there, all right,
Hey, we'll be talking to you guys. Hey man, No, you
got my you got my number here at the house and stuff, right,
So I will, Yes, yep, Kevin has it sometime. I will
and I'll work out some I'll work out some time. Are you still talking
to John? Yes? You guys still talk? Yeah? Yeah, we
do? Okay, all right, cool cool, because that was a match
made in heaven. Pretty much so I just wondered. I didn't want that
to go to the waist side. No, that's it, it's all good,
all right man, thank you, el all right, love you guys.
Thank you for remember twenty four, twenty fifth. Come to the comedy
club. I'm looking for you, all right, all right, clean underwear
on that night, sot out listen. Okay, so come to the club
Comedy, the Coffin, one of the best comedy clubs there is in America.
That's not all. That is the truth. So all right, guys,
we'll talk to you soon. Hi, ral h, see you later.
Okay, man, my man doesn't come up for a breath. I
forgot, I forgot, Hi lover. Oh my god, that was hilarious.
It's very funny. All right. We will take a moment when we
come back. Peter Montemerno talking a little bit about the all twenty two and
looking ahead to the Bills Jets games Sunday four twenty five. We'll get to
that next. But first at Felp Cement Products, they know as the weather
cools down, there's nothing like a blazing fireplace to create a sense of warmth
and comfort. However, fireplaces are not very efficient That's why Phelp Cement Products
carries a full line of fireplace inserts, basically a fireproof box that's surrounded by
steel or cast iron and fronted by insulated glass, creating a close combustion system.
The steeler cast iron helps to trap the heat, and a blower pushes
the hot air back into the room through front fence, making those crisp nights
more enjoyable. Prefer an eco friendly option, Phelp Cement Products has pellet burning
stoves that are a clean burning marvel, utilizing wood pellets to produce sufficient even
heat. If you prefer the classic a lure of coal, Phelps Cement Products
coal burning stoves provide reliable warmth and nostalgia. The experts at Felp Cement Products
will explain the differences and what may best fit your needs. You'll also find
floor and wall protectors to keep your home safe, and accessories like ash vacuums
to keep things just right. Experience the warmth, comfort and savings with Phelps
Cement Products at Felp Cement dot com and in person at five South Newark Street
in Phelps, East Rochester Comedy at the Carlson Because we all need some laughter
in our lives and this weekend they have a very funny comedian. He's from
La His name is Craig Conant. The last time I was arrested, I
was minding my own business, landing off firecrackers in You're most the beach.
It's what July and I threw them underneath some horses with sheriffs on top of
them because I'm a Patriot, real ship and made three local newspapers and my
mom cry. Just google my name, Google Craig Conant, Hermosa Beach fireworks.
There's an article titled Deputy's Lasso Lamida Man. He is that Lamida Man.
I think you're gonna really enjoy Craig Conan, and you can get your
tickets right now at Carlsoncomedy dot com. He has a show Thursday night to
Friday night and to Saturday night. Craig Conan, Catch them while you can.
I don't have any sh you mean I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm
crying, Peter because they got damn Buffalo bills. I'm not crying, Peter.
That's me and Kevin. Peter, Uh Danny and I were at the
game. Bill A five goes to the game and they lose a coach less
than twenty four hours later. So Peter, we stayed to the bitter end,
the bitter end, and that's you know, at first I'm watching and
then I go, oh my god, he missed the field goal. We're
punching each other and high five of it, going crazy, and then I
think it was was it Tamar? You looked at the all twenty two?
Please tell me it wasn't tomorrow, that was the twelfth. It was not.
It wasn't, okay, wasn't The rumor was that Tamar was the twel
the fields Kevin sentent me a horrible, horrible joke. I mean, really,
twelve guys on the field, right, so it could have been who
knows was supposed to be in what position? So whoever is? You know?
And then man who line shouldn't have been there? Or even if the
mar was on the field at that point, it not necessarily means that he
wasn't supposed to be could be anybody out there, so that that wasn't supposed
to be there. Peter, you know a lot on the postgame show,
and Danny's not here tonight. I don't know if you knew that. So
he he and I were driving. We sat in traffic for hours. It
felt like an attorney holding hands and crying. And we were listening to the
postgame show and the host kept saying, Oh, they're gonna they're gonna fire
a special teams guy, and it's gonna be one of these field good moments
to fire the special teams coach. Well then they turn around and it's Ken
Dorsey, and you wonder was that the right move? I mean, how
many games has he been the offensive coordinator? Ten? Yeah, he's been
there for four years. To use the quarterbacks coach before that, right,
he's yeah, but as the offensive coordinator, and it is Look, maybe
this will be the thing that kind of kicks everybody into gear. Who knows.
Certainly there are a lot of guys in that. I didn't realize that
Mike schul is on the staff as an offensive assistant and he was a head
coach in Cincinnati. I think he was the youngest head coach in the NFL
at one point at the time at that time. But I don't know if
that's I mean, what does that say these guys were all on the same
staff. I guess the buck ultimately stops with Dorsey. But how do you
feel about that? Was that the right move at this point in your opinion?
I I don't think so. Yeah. And the reason why I say
that is because if there aren't twelve men on the field and the Bills go
six and four, Dorsey doesn't lose his job at least in my opinion,
he of And you know, and looking at the game and the body of
work that went into the offensive game plan and what they executed upon. Yeah,
there was some really awful things that happened Monday night. There was some
really great things that happened Monday night. It just Bill it started off awful.
Oh yeah, the fumble. But you know you were talking about last
week and maybe two weeks ago. How you know, it's great to see
McDermott. You know, he's on the field clapping and screaming, let's go,
let's go. When the defense has a good play that comes to this
silent Yeah. Well that move benching Cook with a Davy high school football that
that bothered me. And as you don't and then you don't Ben Gabe well,
friend of ours said last night on the podcast, you don't bench Gabe
Davis. So it feels like, right, and there was a guy behind
Danny and I in the stands, and we were about twenty rows up on
the twenty five yard line behind the visitors bench, and this guy was losing
his mind. Goal. Why is Gabe David still in the field? Why
is he out there? And that's a fair question, I mean, if
you're gonna bench cook and then I mean, I don't even know that the
benching worked. I almost, I almost. I thought I was going to
pass out when I saw him drop the ball again, but then it bounces
back up into his hands. It was a smooth old but all of a
sudden, oh my god, it was wild. It was right in stride
too. It was like that ball couldn't have bounced more perfectly for him.
However, there was a wave of emotions and reactions within a second. Yeah,
right, maybe even half a second. The thing that I do wonder
though, there doesn't seem to be consistency in I don't know if it's punishment
or expectation. I'm not sure. I don't know. And the optics of
this thing, just to me, it doesn't look good like that first series.
You know, they had several players are moving down the field and then
Josh finds Gabe inside the fifteen yard line. The ball is in his hands,
goes right through his hands and they intercept it. And they were removing
the ball in a nice ci. They have seventeen yard games and twenty five
yard game. They an eight yard game. They're moving the ball like you
want to see the Bills in the up tempo in the first series and be
actually the second series of the game after the fumble, but they're doing all
the things that It's like when that happens, they it's almost as if they
lose swagger. They it looks like their snake bit. Here we go again,
and it started to mushrolem and you know you had the next series was
four plays, the next series half of that was three and then they kicked
it into gear again. But it just again after that first series, it
looked like they were doing the right things that second series and then again snake
bit and Gabe Davis wasn't benched for that. That was a that wasn't obviously
the fumble was a forced thing. You know. James Cooker, the defender,
made a great play, did a great play ripping the ball out of
cooked hands. Gabe was there too, that's his job. Nobody is defending
him, and the ball hits him in the hands right, And I think
a lot of the Bills fans and frankly probably some folks in that locker room
have had it with this inconsistent play from wide receiver number two. And again
he stays out there. So the optics did not look good. Again JV
high school football coach moved to bench. Wrong move. Talk about the optics.
Again. This will be all opinion based, in your opinion, but
you got Stefan Digg's brother, Trayvon saying get him out of there. You
got to get out of there, or whatever he was putting out on Twitter
is basically saying that he shouldn't be in Buffalo or it's not long for Buffalo,
which then puts back the you know, the relationship he used to have
with Josh Allen where they talked in the press about how they could basically read
each other's minds and they finish each other's sentences. I mean, I'm exaggerating,
but it was that sort of thing. And now all of a sudden,
you've got what seems to be somewhat of an advisar. I don't know
if it's an adversarial relationship. But is it a question of who's really the
team leader? And should it be Stefan Digg because look, we talk about
all the time about how quarterbacks and you can go back through the history of
the NFL with getting receivers faces about you've got to grab that, and nobody's
doing that. No one got in gave Davis's face. I didn't see Josh
Allen. He just went over and sat down. You know, where's somebody
to do what Tom Brady did, to do, what Troy Aikman did,
to do with these other quarterbacks who had a high level of success, And
certainly Josh has the ability to do what they do or surpass it. Kell
you would do it in the press, Kelly be getting guys faces, so
you're not seeing that. And yet when Stefan gets emotional or angry, we
call him a diva. You know, it's it just seems to be again
a double standard. That's unfair. But somebody's got to be the leader,
and if it's not going to be Josh, it probably should be Stephan Dicks.
Where you started with that point, it was like the number one romance
in America last year with those two. Yeah, I mean postgame interviews hugging
each other, saying go Bills, this, this is my quarterback, is
my receiver on the same page. Where did that go? We haven't seen
anything like that, even in wins. We haven't seen that type of that
type of communication or that type of on screen performance, if you will,
this year. So I don't know where that went, but you're right that
there's there there's something wrong. There's something wrong in that locker room. I
don't know what it is, even Bill, I don't know if you were
listening to the postgame. Maybe this happened this year. I don't know.
I can't remember. But to have Josh Allen in the post game presser with
his center, Oh, that's never happened. That's never happened. And Josh's
answers the longest, he had a longer pause than any of his answers.
His pause somebody timed it was nine seconds. The first block he had all
game. His longest answer was eight seconds. It was it was bad.
It just came off bad mix. Morris has some very good cogent responses.
Yeah, and Josh Allen is like, yep, nope, just gotta be
better. It was it wasn't. It looked terrible and I don't know why
it was delivered that way. Let me, I have no idea. I
want to throw this out and get your opinion on this. Yeah, there's
one guy in the NFL, no matter what happens, currently in the NFL
right now at the quarterback position. That at least from what I've seen.
And we're not in the same market, so you're going to see more if
you're in this city. But this guy is the same on a loss as
a win. Always seems to be kind of relaxed and more a little bit
playful and not you know, not certainly not to the point where someone will
go he doesn't even care if they don't win, that's not it. But
that would be Joe Burrow and he gets that. Joe cool. His answer
his answers, I mean, when he was injured, and he wasn't even
really blaming anybody else, just basically going, yep, we're out there,
this is what we're doing. And the same thing when they win. And
maybe he's got a bigger smile on his face after a win, but his
answers are about the same length and about the same cadence and attitude and everything,
and you're not getting that from this. You're you're seeing Josh to me,
I don't know what you think Peter is like. He's like he's he's
spiritually broken, like press conferences are, Joe, because you're never going to
get an answer that you want. You want that long winded, deep answer
that you're never going to get. I think, but you can also tell
something I think about a guy's psyche. Now. I don't want a guy
to be elated after a loss, especially like this, But you want something
a little bit more where hey, uh, you know what I feel,
what you're feeling, and I know what you're seeing, and we're going to
fix this. You want somewhere between Belichick and Trello, and that's the quarterback.
Yes, yeah, gosh, the same passionate right now, I mean
I right, exactly, lacking something, lacking passionate, laughing, enthusiasm.
You know, I almost wonder, like the look on his face on the
sidelines, and I'm not in his head. I have no idea, but
it's almost thinking when the things are going wrong, or you know, he
had his his head, his hands on his head, and that last drive
and like one of his thoughts are, Wow, man, I'm gonna have
to face the media about this. I wonder. I wonder just because just
just just the way everything seems and how it goes in in succession, you
know, from from the from the play in the field. Right it's in
press conference. I thought Mitch Morse was really good. I thought his answers
were very good. Again, like Kevin said, we're not going to get
the end all be all. Wow, I can't believe that guy said that.
Now we're gonna get a lot of jocks speaking about coach cheek. I
think that where I felt something was going to happen. The next day,
when Vic Carucci asked the question, which I was waiting for a good question
because some of these guys in that room are don't But I was waiting for
Carucci, I was waiting for somebody. He set up that coach, you're
gonna do anything drastic after this game, and uh mcdermodd stopped for a second.
So well, you know, I'm really mad right now. I'm really
pissed off right now, but I gotta wait, which I I appreciate because
you don't want to make a decision like that an emotional higher and emotional.
We've all done it in life and it never works out. Sure, you
know what, it never does. Once the adrenaline stops flowing, you go,
oh fuck, what did I do? What did I do? Because
I'm going to fire that guy? That's my answer. He's fired. So
something has have been going on. We talked about it last week. The
crack and the foundation was there. We heard it in the press conference after
the Cincinnati We heard it. We know it was okay. So did it
boil over into this game? Clearly? But if McDermott was going to wait
to watch the film and the way that this game from an offensive standpoint played
out, should he have lost his job because of that game? No?
No, no, no, not at all. I mean you're five and
five, You're still in the sting and playing division rival in a short week,
you know, at home, a chance to get back at the Jets
for what they did week one. Then you go, your your toughest part
of the schedule is coming up, and you fire UOC again. Buffalo has
been in all the top rankings in offensive production this year, and I know
it doesn't it doesn't feel right now. You look at the film, it
doesn't look that way. It doesn't look that way because it's not consistent enough.
They're not they're not putting defenders in conflict. They're not forcing the issue
on the defense. It's very predictable. But if they're winning, he's not
reckless. That's the that's the weird part. If he's winning those games,
those picks and interceptions and fumbles don't matter because he's not reckless. At that
point. When they're losing, he's reckless. He's reckless. And Kevin,
I wonder fifteen or the last twenty two plays we're running place fifteen? The
last week? Yes, did McDermott take over the call? Wow? That's
why wow, Peter, because we were standing in the stands going wow.
But it was working. It was working. They got it, They got
into the end zone and Josh ran it in. But that was surprising to
me because you've got a guy who's got an arm and he's a gunslinger,
but maybe you know that his confidence is gone. Here's the thing that I
did, wonder, did Dabel just have a better read on who Josh was?
Brought him through kind of you know, coached him up. Was on
the sideline for a number of seasons and then went upstairs to have that bigger,
you know view, that that ten thousand foot proverbial view of the field
to see the plays unfold, and that it just seemed to be better.
And now you got a new guy in there. Certainly Josh advocated for him.
But boy, there was even a play, Peter. I mean,
what are we doing on a fourth and two where he's in a shotgun five
yards back and you're six yards away from the line to game. I don't
understand that they still to understand that now zero none at all, and then
they ran a play that goodness, I think it didn't even know in the
line of scrimmage, right, So I mean, and then when I'm watching,
just one more thing, and I apologize, but while I'm watching Russell
Wilson, who everybody's saying, well, you know what's going on with Russell
Wilson. Russell Wilson was elusive. He never turned the ball over. He
protected it. And somehow that Sean Payton has given him an outlet every time,
whether it was they ran the ball, whether yeah, but it was
he took it out of his hands so he wouldn't turn it over. No,
but there were time to throw it. He was finding guys that were
wide open. Well, there were guys that were wide open, but there
were also times where he's he's doing like underhand pitches to guys. There was
always an outlet that was at least three to five yard, yeah, sandlot,
but three to five yards in his vicinity where he could quickly get the
ball out and no matter throwing an overhand underhand between his legs around his back,
it didn't matter. Basically, he was thrown it away and the guy
just happened to catch it foot. I agree, I agree, but I
mean I I just thought the other stuff that he didn't look as bad as
I had. I don't know. That wasn't a team that Miami hung seventy
points on that that wasn't a team to bea Kansas city. Yeah, he's
a veteran, he's a Super Bowl champion. He's a guy that knows his
offense. He's a guy regardless of what his age is. And obviously his
production isn't where it used to be when he's a champion, but he knows
where his players are on the field, so that's why he's able to do
these little shovel passes and these sandlot things. Because he knows where everybody is
and he has confidence within chaos, and that that's a little bit different.
That's a different aspect of the quarterback position that we're not seeing from Josh Allen
right now. I mean, there's one play that really told me a lot.
And again i'm watching it or overhead view. I'm not sure one hundred
percent looks in Josh Allen's sightline. But there was a play was it was
thirty and eight in the fourth quarter. He had Shakir wide open on the
right side of the field. There was a blitz by the Broncos. There
was Prussia, but Josh had already made the decision to throw to the left
side boundary and the region. The reason why Shakir was wide open because the
safety, there was one single high safety. The safety was already had his
hips open to the side where Josh was going to eventually throw, which told
me there's some kind of tell that Josh Allen has. If there is a
blitzing air they're blitzing from that side, Josh is gonna throw to that side
basedupon the down distance, based upon the you know, the personnel package,
based upon the situation in the game. So that safety automatically opened up to
the other side, letting shit here go right behind him on the right side
boundary. If Josh hangs in for a split second longer looks his eyes over
to the right side, it's a touchdown all day long, every day it's
not even so I'm wondering if these are these types of things where the Bills
are a little too predictable and Josh doesn't have the confidence within chaos. He
doesn't. He doesn't. Yeh Well, hopefully that that happens. What do
you think of Brady as an offensive coordinator? The guy who was the I
think he was at LSU. I think he was with the Panthers, which
is always something that scratched fun I scratched my hand about with Sean McDermott.
But the guy has experienced as an offensive coordinator and he was the quarterbacks coach.
What are your thoughts? Yeah, you know, I don't know a
guy named Brady on the Bills. That's you know, We've got all our
no. But I think that you know I said this, nobody said it
yet, but I want him on the sideline. I don't want him in
the booth. He's been on the sideline with Josh. They have a relationship
during the game. I'd like that to continue. Put another assistant coach up
there that's having the dialogue with the on the sideline. Who knows what's going
to happen. I think it's going to be very important for the OC to
be on the sideline now, having that immediate dialogue with with Josh talking to
the offensive assistant up in the booth. So, I don't know, he's
got the pedigree, right, He's got national champions in college. Panthers didn't
have much of anything back in twenty twenty and twenty one. I mean,
you know, Darnold was here and all these types of things. But or
yeah, I mean he didn't have much to work with down here. I
mean, so he has a ton to work with in Buffalo and experience.
The offensive line did a really good job. Yeah he had the sparence and
by the way, the defense too. I mean, yeah, they were
really good. I thought they were great. You know, again, a
ben don't break and a lot of injuries on there, and I thought they
did all right. And the thing that bothers me, You think about when
when Josh left the field, the Bills were winning, when he left the
field. The Bills were winning, and then again the defense gives up the
drive. And why in the world is McDermott throwing or calling cover zero bull
blitz on that play when they're already out of field position? And I guess
I understand you thinking if we get on, the game's over, but you're
you're putting a cornerback and I'm not. I'm not sure why Johnson. You
know, again, it's covers zero. You can't let anybody behind you within
three steps. The receiver's already behind him, so he already the play was
broken. If if the quarterback throws it perfectly, if Russell Wilson throws it
perfectly down the fields touched him, he beat he had separation off the line.
Johnson didn't do his job off the line. And yeah, I mean
it was bad football. Do you call that past interference on bad football like
that in terms of a bad throw? I don't know, But yeah,
why are you making that call? I guess? But come on, he's
already had a field position for a field goal. You don't need to do
that. You're getting pressure on him with four guys throughout the night. You
don't you don't need to do that. So I don't know if that what
kind of move was that? And that's another question I have Again, I
try to listen to what I'm not hearing. Is there a you know,
we've we've had a history of metaling owners in this league, and the GOOLA
say, Terry, it's either him or you. I don't know. Terry's
a fan, He's been a fan as a kid. He's a kid,
Yeah, you know, does he is he listening to W g R and
all these other you know, media outlets and heard what do you think?
Give me a prediction for Sunday four at home the Jets Game two of the
year. I like, I like the Bills by uh my two scores.
You know I'm getting I'm oh wow, okay, because I'm starting to say,
like, I don't like Peter's predictions because they're usually right on. Even
Danny said, because we were up there and we did the podcast from the
Bill's Mafia House, he said to me, this one's going to be a
nail butter, and I go, come on, a nail butter. It
was nail eleven points in the Jets. You're probably gonna win. Yeah,
I've seen better unfinished this year. Yeah, there is and I four five
and again you have a short week, a short week, quote unquote,
I think they're going to be prepared. Well, there's a lot that has
gone on. You lost, you know, they had that they had that
players only meeting last week that didn't amount to hillabeins. But let's see what
happens here. But because of everything that happened, because maybe maybe the chains
are off. Maybe who knows, you know, maybe the chains are off,
and let's see. And that's that's what I'm that's what I'm banking on.
All right, Well, what's what's up the lines? This week?
This week? They look great and I mean this this week they're who they
got, who they have this week the Bears back, They're gonna wipe.
They're gonna wipe the floor of the Bears. But yeah, that was a
huge one from Mount in San Diego. That was that was big. That
was a track me that was tracked me. The one thing you said,
Bill at the onset of this, where you guys were in traffic driving home,
just you two in the car, and it just evoked this image of
the movie Tommy Boy and when they were both in the car and listening to
Linda ronstand and crying. I wonder if I like that image. I appreciate.
Yes, Danny and I were crying together and we're holding hands and uh
sniffling with are you crying? No, I'm not crying. Such a long
drive home when they lose, well, it's a long drive home. And
then I will say this. I am a big believer in whatever whatever happens
is your own fault. Whatever happens to you is your own fault. No,
no, no, no no no, maybe maybe maybe maybe. But
I said to Danny. We went back. We had parked right in front
of the Bill's Mafia house. Peter, I said to Danny, why do
we go inside and use the bathroom and let some of this clear or at
least a path maybe in another direction opens up if we give it about ten
minutes. No, let's go now, all right, We go now,
and Peter, we sat and freaking sat for a long time, been there
in there, and I and I it was down to the wire. Everybody's
staying at the game. Yes, yes, well, Danny said to me.
At one point, I go, let me know if you want to
go. I don't want to be that guy for the I don't want to
be that guy that missed the win or the whatever. And I appreciated that.
I love that guy. So what you know, my coworker left at
three minutes. He was holding an hour in nine minutes for you there.
Yeah, and we got stuck right in there. I didn't get home till
three o'clock in the morning. So and then they missed wait, they missed
two field two extra point? Yes, how did the Bills lose this?
I just don't know. I kept saying that as we were walking back,
Peter, those words kept letting, and I go, how did that happen?
How did that? They buffaloed it up? Buffaloed up? Well,
I appreciate you. I appreciate bills by ten Okay, I appreciate you coming
on. I hope the family as well. My pleasure doing well. Thanks?
Good, thank going? All right, take care, Peter. All
right, we will uh, we will take a moment and when we come
back, earl. No, there is one segment of the American population that
I believe can get away with almost any crime, any crime, and that
would be middle aged white women. And I will even prove a new one
that I hadn't heard of. Middle aged white women I think can get away
with almost anything. What's middle aged thirty eight, But first, Knack of
All Trades because you just don't have the time. Think about the next couple
of weeks. You got family, food, probably travel mixed in there.
Then they're shopping and more shopping, more shopping, holiday park where's the time?
Concerts? If you got kids, activities, banquets. It never ends.
And that list that you have at your house is growing and growing and
growing. Mac of All Trades can take care of it. Five eight five
two zero two ninety two eighteen. You want a room painted, They'll do
it. You want someone to hang a TV, they can. You need
that outdoor, a light fixture working properly so when Grandma comes to Christmas,
he's not tripping up the stairs and yelling at you. Matt can do that
as well. They can even do full bathroom or kitchen remodels five eight five
two zero two ninety two eighteen and online at Nack of All Trades dot net.
Iron Smoke Distillery right here in Fairport, New York is making some of
the best whiskey and bourbon to ever passed your lips. Can you even get
something that I think would just add a little bit to your holiday season.
Rattlesnak rosies, pumpkin pie, whiskey. You can order it all at Ironsmoked
Distillery dot com or stop in to the cannery in Fairport and pick it up.
Then you got it right in your hand, it's right there. Go
home, pop it open, kick back, relax and drink away your Buffalo,
Bill's Blues or whatever team you're here. And there's always great entertainment over
at Iron Smoke Distillery. Tonight you got Hey Mabel playing rock, blues,
soul and pop from the sixties all the way up until today. Tomorrow night,
Friday, November seventeenth, the Friday Acoustic Sunset Sessions with Tyler Norton.
You know Tyler from the eighties, always does a great job. And then
at eight thirty country cover band Stateline, always a lot of fun. Get
yourself a craft cocktail, sit back and soak it all in at Iron Smoke
Distillery in Fairport, New York. Baby Cirque and Circu are proud to be
one of Western New York's most trusted divorce and family law firms. Jimmy's E's
Plates and Shakes, Rock and Brockport Wednesday through Sunday. You can pre plan
your trip by going to platesonshakes dot com. You know, with the weather
getting a little cooler. I love Jimmy Z's Plates and Shakes Chili. Chili
is homemade and delicious. They haven't listed as a side. I need to
talk to Jimmy because it's really a meal in and of itself. But check
it out platesonshakes dot com see the entire men. Can you pre plan your
trip and get ready to give your taste buds a roller coaster ride of deliciousness
at Jimmy's's Plates and Jake's sister Christian All the time has come and you know
that you He was singing, Kevin, I'm Danny Denny. Okay, where
you're going? And watch you look Kenny? You know those boys know,
Wall know with you. It's true. It's true. A lot of things
to say, many that they can't something this song? Were you singing?
There nothing? Why would you sing such a thing? Why would you sing
such a thing? I have no idea, No, I don't no idea.
It's Josh, it's Josh. Why would you think you sing such a
thing? Yes, okay, as long as you could admit that that's all
that mattered nothing, Okay. I said that middle aged white women can get
away with pretty much anything in this country, especially if there's a week looking
and I'll say middle age, maybe the upper end of middle age. I
don't even know where you would cut middle age off at. I mean some
people would say maybe sixty five is like way up there. And because I
think they have crimes that if you when social scurity starts. I don't know,
because there are laws on the books in certain states that you injured someone
over the age of sixty five, like physical battery or something like that against
someone over the age of sixty five. So let's let's call it. You
know, it's an arbor. I don't know. It seems like a fair
number, I suppose, but sixty five, technically middle age is thirty nine.
Yeah, yes, no, I know, I don't feel middle age.
I would say like forty five to five. Actually, yeah, seventy
eight is what what is the average the average life since seventy eight? Yeah,
I am a big fan of the downside, Yes I am, I
definitely am. Uh. I think the guy's name is Jesse Eisner. I
think he's married to the woman who owns spanks. They've been married for a
long long time. He does something where he liked Nicole Blakely. Yes,
Nicole Blakely. They had. He has an entire calendar where he lays out
his entire year because he goes, look, I know he's in his mid
fifties. He goes, the average life expectancy is seventy eight. How many
more summers do I have on this planet? And I love summer? And
he packs his year full of shit. Good. Yeah, it's a great
way to if you start to think that way. If somebody said to you,
like, there's a bio biologists who can tell you how long by looking
at your blood within a month of when you're gonna die. No, yes,
And they're mortality experts, and they're usually hired by insurance companies, so
they don't tell you, but the insurance company knows whether this person's a good
gamble or bad gamble. Good gamble is you're going to pay me for the
next fifty years. Bad gamble is you're only going to pay me for the
next ten years. Cl Danny, we called doctor Trouder, doctor Max and
find out how how long we're going to live. Because didn't he say the
night the dentists can tell you you're going to die soon something. It can
tell Yeah, but this is from your blood, Like they can look and
really see. I'm a super healthy person and I think so yes in general,
but I also am risky. So I feel like I'm more like from
a health perspective, right, insurance is going to go buy a health perspective,
although they will say, like if you if you're a pilot, if
you are in flight school or it's your hobby. You know, you're Anthony
Danny Hill and you're flying to see your kid in Boston in your own plane,
that's a single engine that may may do something to your health insurance.
I know pilots, I know Navy pilots and stuff like that, that they
shrink over the course of time with the amount of g's they hit. I
was talking to one of the hockey dads about this. He's like, Yeah,
you go in at five six and sometimes you come out at five three
because it's just all the force on your body flying in. I wonder if
that happens to a lesser degree to race car drivers. I mean, that's
an interesting think about that. Like guys who are you know, I would
love to see Kevin Harvick when he started and no, and Kevin Harvick twenty
years later, now do one of those measuring things at his new house us
the real door? Now he used the doggy door. What are you get?
You know, I'm just saying like it would be interesting to see because
there is something about flying at those kind of speech. Ve ry a message,
Randy radio voice. Man, I'll tell you race and Randy. I
mean, I love racing Randy, but yeah, I just I question why
I need to know about all these things I got, I gotta, I
gotta pretty giant, gonna make you laugh. And then okay, so I'm
cool. You want to you want to blow his mind? Let him know
that. I think they're thinking about making Days of Thunder too. I can
with with Tom Cruise. I believe, so yeah, I believe. I
bet Nicole Kitten is not gonna be on that boy. I don't know.
She still looks good, she still looks great. But considering the mat on
Days of Thunder and oh god, yeah, that's a good point. I
forgot. But money's green sometimes, you know, at the end of the
day. All right, so middle aged white women that don't look like,
uh like Kevin. No, middle age white woman that looked like Kevin can
get away with anything. Midle age white woman that looked like Tom Cruise's ex
wife. No, Oh, Nicole could get away with anything. I don't
know about that, because she stands out. She stands out. This is
a story and I kind of liked it because I went aft, Yeah,
this is something that I thought, Wow, this is pretty unique. Accused
wedding crasher strikes again. We told you about Sandra Henson back in twenty twenty
one. Why do you stop? Why did you put your hand up?
Because my mom tried to crash a wedding this weekend when I was in Savannah.
Your mom tried to My mom tried to crash a wedding. Okay,
yes, so I was in Savannah for my mom seventy f That last night
that we were there, we started drinking. At three pm. We are
walking through a hotel and my mom decides, in her pink Patagonia jacket to
walk in into a wedding that was full of black people and decided to go
up to the bride and tell her she looked like a princess. Now I'm
friend I'm during this day, I was texting my friend John, black guy,
and I was like, John, my mom just walked into a fucking
wedding. And He's like, black people parties are fun. I'm like,
bitch, wasn't a Pentagonia jacket. She's seventy. You gotta go to build
socials to see this woman. She's exactly when Marshall County police caught her on
surveillance videos stealing gifts and envelopes from a stranger's wedding, and then tonight police
say she is added again. Wig's Ashley Paul joined us Now Live in studio
with details on the latest arrest. Now here's my point. A middle aged
white woman dressed as she would go. This woman happens to be fifty seven,
so we'll say that upper end of middle age. If we're going to
give it a couple decades span. You can walk in to anybody, your
so and so's aunt. Yea, no one knows. We're confused. You
walk in and you don't get greedy. You just take I don't know,
two hundred dollars cash, a couple of envelopes. Nope, a couple of
envelopes, right, maybe a blender you start to get suspicious when all of
a sudden, you get cashmere sheets for your birthday and you get some kind
of waffle iron for Christmas she didn't want. Actually, Greg, not only
is this woman accused of crashing weddings, but she's accused of cashing in on
them. The latest happening in Ponatak County. At least four years, three
states and countless weddings, Sandra Lin Henson is facing charges once again. We
was able to identify this woman and actually watched her remove the property from the
gift tables, which is very sad. I mean, that's that's real sad.
You know, it's not really sad because, by the way, you
don't know what you're getting. Would you know you got married. Would you
have known if all of a sudden, like an espresso maker was missing.
No, no, you won't let it mark the that like no, But
I mean aunt didn't give me a fucking gift. Oh, and then I
would have, but then you got that one. But you got that one
year. Oh, come on, I'm organized. Oh we got to talk
to w to Hurley and find out what prompted them to videotape this wedding or
was it just something? This is like, you know, a hallway camera
at the venue. This interview was back in twenty twenty one. Major Kelly
McMillan with the Marshall County Sheriff's Office explained Henson was caught on video stealing envelopes
and gifts during a wedding she was not invited to. Makes me question how
about weddings she was invited to. Could you imagine the drunk ant that see
her doing this and trying to convince everybody else she's hammered. I'm telling you,
I said, oh this song. We reported then this wasn't the first
time Henson faced these accusations, with similar cases in Alabama and Tennessee. So
she's gone multiple states. Now this is the thing that I'm wondering, How
is she finding the weddings because it used to be that your wedding announcement was
in the newspaper. I don't know that people are doing any go to a
hotel on a Saturday night because she's hitting multiple states, And I thought,
I wonder if she's finding it through social media, but that would mean she's
friends with someone who was invited to the wedding. I'm wondering if she does
it when she travels out of town. That's a good point hotel. You
think like a criminal, you think like a middle aged There's been so many
there's a wedding going out of a hockey tournament and we just pray to God
the boys are not stupid and trying to wander through it. But there's been
many times where it's like, oh dear, yeah, this is not good
for this wedding. Tonight we learned this also wasn't her last. It seems
to be an ongoing thing, maybe an addiction or something that she just feels
like that nobody will ever catch on to. No one probably would have caught
on except that somebody. Now you got to hear they interview a groom.
Ponatak County deputies took to Facebook announcing Henson has been arrested once again. According
to the Post, Henson was wanted in Alabama when she was arrested at another
wedding in Ponatac County. A groom who was a victim years ago, says
he can't believe this is still happening. We're angry that she's still doing it.
It's very disappointing that she's still doing such a heinous thing. You know,
this is supposed to be our one of our happiest days, and how
the fuck is this going to ruin your happiest day. You don't even know
your waffle iron. You didn't even know it. Here's my question. How
many people even give gifts at weddings anymore? Everyone just brings the envelope with
money. That's a good point. Here's my question. I haven't been to
a wedding, and you know, to see my friends will all got married
twenty years ago. So does she take more if it's not an open bar?
Thankfully, though the victims say, well, Henson may have stolen their
gifts, she can't steal their joy or their happiness. Now, Henson is
fair. Can't steal their joy or their happiness, but she can steal their
facing charges including larcency, tresspantsing, trespassing, and disturbing the peace. Greg
Steph, all right, there you go. I crashed a wedding rehearsal last
year, but like not even planned. I was in Breckinridge, Okay,
No, I was in Breckinridge hiking and I went to a bar and went
up to the bar, ordered a drink for me and my girlfriends that I
was with them. They're like, are you with the wedding party? And
schrifs? Fuck? Am wow, how rude? I know, no tip?
How rude? Now? Have you ever had a middle aged relative accused
of a crime? Anybody anybody have a relative that was of a crime.
But I would say an aunt for em bezzlment or something. My mom what
like, Okay, not a crime, but my mom. I for a
white person to go to a black person's wedding maybe to crash, but her
stepdad, she was, she was fantastic on Saturday. My mom doesn't drink
much. And I was, yeah, that was fun. But I remember
one of my youngest memories from like high school, is my mom got pulled
over for speeding. She speeds a lot, and the cop pulls her over
and my mom bats her lashes and leans over and unbuckled my seatbelt. I
was like, are you sure you just don't want to give me a citation
for like my daughter not wearing her seatbelt, and he did. She has
always told me did she get the ticket too or just a seatbelt? Have
you ever talked your way out of a ticket? Absolutely bullshit? No,
what I have. You've talked yourself your way out of a ticket. Really,
what did you say? What were you pulled over? So I was
pulled over for going through a stop sign and move and I'm a natural blonde,
so you know, cop pulled me over and he saw my Fordnia state,
uh stick around the back of my car. Shut up and he went
to for Donia State too. So well that's nothing that, that's just no.
I I have one hundred percent flirters to get out of trouble. Why
not. Yeah, I guess if it works to get pissed off. If
it doesn't work, no, because I love accountability. Yeah, it's a
it's a tough thing you gotta it's a tough track. Well, it's a
judgment call for the cop as well, right, because they got to go
all right, this person is probably not gonna do it again. I can
see if you had a list of priors and there was a pattern of you
doing this kind of stuff, they would probably give you a ticket. It's
not that like I commit crimes and get out of them. But I used
okay, like we said away in this country, I used the girl.
I used the cute white girl advantage to get things. Cute white girl advantage.
Okay, that's how I met Greg, just because I crashed the Bills
party when I was in London. You crashed the Bills party in London.
People, you weren't you were still about three weeks You were not invited.
No, I was not invited to the party that he was at, and
I just talked to one of the bouncers and ended up getting upstairs. Okay,
all right, And so then you're upstairs and then and Greg was like,
okay, you paid your uh, you know, cute girl tax or
whatever he said. What Because that's how I use got in at that point
to make sense, to make sense. And then that's part laid into you
being here. Yeah, because Kevin kept saying, all right, okay,
now now it's now it all makes sense. I got it. I got
it. I see how it all works. It's awesome. White better than
me. It's what it's a white girl think not. Yeah, I'm not
ashamed to admit white you get a little bit of a privilege. By the
way. I don't know if anybody's seen this on TikTok and not, but
there's somebody on there that's claiming to be a time traveler. But they're not
they're not posting themselves. They're just posting different things. They're called Radiant Radiant
excuse me, Radiant time traveler. You know, Arlik is the person's name.
They have six hundred and fifty eight point four thousand followers and three point
seven million likes. Okay. They claim that they are from the year twenty
six seventy one twenty six seventy one, two thousand, twenty. The problems
apparently start later this month. In twenty twenty three and twenty two twenty four
in his time become known as the worst years in recorded history for weather.
Twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four. They are saying, there's a storm
in the Caribbean that's going to bring some some serious rain to the States.
Okay. November thirtieth, twenty twenty three, massive flooding destroys almost all of
her Lulu Honolulu, Honolululu. This is what the Radiant time Traveler is saying.
December nineteenth, twenty twenty three, A new kind of storm is created
when lightning and a hailstorm mixed. December nineteenth, that cut thunder, snow.
I don't know. They never uh No, Buffalo, the largest blizzard
in recorded history slams northern United States with one hundred and thirty inches of snow
in eight days. January second, twenty twenty four. Yeah, but northern
United States is anything from like Kansas, North Wyoming, Wyoming, Oregon,
Michigan. January twenty ninth, twenty twenty four, my birthday. A very
extreme heat wave sees many Category five and six hurricanes form, affecting the US,
Mexico, and South America. So it's gonna be nice around my birthday
and like classes all right. February seventeenth, twenty twenty four, the first
ever F six tornado touches down in Houston and is seventeen miles wide. This
sounds like that ruins Valentine's Day weekend right there, doesn't it? No,
it's no day, it's after valtin Yeah, but it's that weekend after Well,
it's gonna suck either way. March twenty, twenty twenty four, a
mile high dust storm occurs in the mid eastern United States, lasting for months
from Missouri to North Carolina. That can't be it states we don't care about.
And then April second, twenty twenty four, a massive earthquake called Big
John shakes up the San Andreas Fault and makes ruins out of San Francisco and
Los Angeles, and Omegan's tsunami comes afterward to finish the job. I saw
that movies with the rock. This is just entertainment, That's what I would
think. This is what if it all hits? I mean, what if
it all hits? Has he predicted anything before the state that's actually happened?
Not that I can see. When. When was the blizzard? The blizzard
was gonna come on January second? And then the heat wave was coming the
twenty ninth, the twenty ninth, but down more so, more south in
the Caribbean. Right, Okay, so we're gonna get that flooded October twenty
twenty three. Yeah, yes, I'm a real time traveler. These are
major things that will come. October third, and alien ship falls to Earth
containing life and materials unknown to mankind. Well, that didn't happen. I
was going to say space that happened. Escapes. Let me go back here
a second. It says, uh, the alien on this ship escapes before
anyone can catch it. It soon begins to wreak havoc on cities. This
is all somebody's least I've seen in Black the James Webb Telescope discovers a giant
alien creature eating stars. I want to know what drugs the sky is on.
Probably when the milligraam gum. He's gonna say. Center a human like
species is found inside of Mount Everest. They want to control us inside of
Mount Everest. They are telepathic shape shifters, and we'll do anything to gain
control. They have already infiltrated governments. Okay, Biden, I don't know.
I don't know anyway, you can go look for yourself. Uh,
it is the radiant time traveler on TikTok if you're on there. Well,
he used the pronouns they, so you know at least he is a transgender
fluid. Why don't know if it's transgender fluid, they're just meaning the collective
group they I don't know, what do you think they're actually transitder Well,
the joker yetis transgender in the in the mountains in the Neverest. There,
all right, we will, uh, we'll wrap it up for tonight.
Let me see. I don't think I have my music and there it is,
Hi John, Yeah, John, Hyde, haven't got me the Tennessee
plate right there? Sure, Dad, I'll hire it right behind. For
Laura, thanks for coming in last minute, Kevin hold her off the bench.
For Kevin Muir, I'm Bill Moran. Will she long cold? Tim
didn't know what to do. I'm trying to teavyn U a letter to you,
starting a dad a mom in n estate