Just rewatched this show two weeks ago. Cop. It is Ruth Pointer's birthday,
the last surviving Pointer sister. She's seventy eight. Maybe she should do
an album with Barry Gibb. Did it? Hold up? Yeah? I
did, Beverly Hills, Cop holds up. I gotta tell you forty eight
hours, even though that was seventy eight. How many lines did you go?
Oh? Boy, you can't say that. Oh you kidding me.
There's no way going back to the Barry Gibb deal. I read an article
where he said, Oh, why do you think that you outsurvived your brothers?
He said, because I never go the doctor. Yeah. Number one
was in the hospital and something weird happened while in the hospital. That's what
came out. He said, Yeah, this is doctor. There's some thoughts
to that. I've learned that from you in the insurance, and I've learned
that the reason I'm going to take so security at sixty two is because the
government doesn't want me to bingo. I mean it's probably the right idea,
right, Okay, anytime they recommend something, go the other way quickly while
you're younger and healthier and can travel and do things with the money, take
it then, right, you know what I'd staying. If you work here,
you're seventy two, you got an extra thirty five dollars a month and
you're breathing through a tube. Yeah that's fine. I'll still have caps and
supplement my Social Security. How about that? All right? So Kroger went
to those self checkouts a while ago, right, yeah, But then what
happened was they started to really kind of close down any of the people that
were actually checking it out for you or bagging your stuff for you. So
people were forced to have a look. I went to the checkout lane,
the check yourself out lane, because I have like five things. You know,
that was the idea, right, right, because you only have a
couple of things, you go to the self checkout. Well, now,
if you're standing there waiting for a little kioskar, yeah, you're looking at
their basket and you're like, there's forty things in there and they have a
belt now some of them. Oh I know. So here's what's happening at
Target. Target is limiting the self checkout to ten items. Who's going to
enforce that? That's what I'm so kid, you have a living there,
sir. Target is making some moves. Wait a minute, a self checkout
policy, What are you gonna do? There's a problem though, will be
the problem? Are they gonna put cashiers in the lanes, because like you'll
go, I'll go to the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon and I guess
the manager goes, Oh, it's Saturday afternoon, our biggest day. We
better open up two lanes because you know what I'm saying, there's like two
cashiers and that's it. Well, yes, I will. I do like
the Target checkout versus the Kroger checkout, because if the at the Kroger checkout,
if you're one second too late or you touched it a little bit,
like the it weighs one ounce more than it should be, They're like put
the item in the basket in the back and then it shuts the thing down
in the middle of the day, the middle of the day. So at
Target they don't have that you go bit bit in the thing in the thing
it's smooth, rather than the Kroger than the Jet guy. I know.
So I don't know who's going to enforce this, but I do like the
thought. Will they put a big sign up that says hey, self check
out ten items. They've always had those signs. No one's ever found pays
attention to it, because let's say you have twenty two things. There's lines
everywhere else, but the ten or less has no one there. Person with
twenty two things walks right up and lays them down. Well, of course
they's been that's been going on ever since before self check out when they had
the fifteen nine or less. That's the eye. I don't wait, I
don't wait for red lights. I do what I will you. That's right.
It seems that there's fifteen items in the ten items. Oh more,
thank you, missus, doubt fire, thank you. I've become a little
I've become a little Larry David when it comes to the reason I go to
the self checkout is because I don't want the small talk with the person that
I'm checking out, and then there's a lot of there's sometimes the person just
wants to chat, don't ask me questions and stuff. Hey I like that
sweater, where'd you get it? I'm like, I don't know, man,
do you wish tracks that you could pay? You know what I'm saying?
Okay, So like if I went to go get a haircut, or
if you know a lyft driver picks me up, there's a tax I could
pay to just do the job, like if I could go an extra twenty
and you just you know, you know what I'm saying, and you don't
have to answer stupid questions. I do not mind not talking to the Uber
driver. Yeah, but I say they talk to you talk to the Uber
driver. A few times we've done Uber. I mean the they chit chat.
It's usually a group of us after being out part of Oh yeah,
it's just you know, well, while Uber drivers have taken like the San
Francisco trip we took Jackie trip to Chicago, the trips we have taken Uber's
changed our entire experience. And you guys have fun. Where are you wit
from? I don't mind. It's not awkward to me. I don't mind
silence. I don't need sound to fill the air. I'm in the car.
I've paid you. You get your tip, right, so whatever,
you put the tip on the thing, And I don't mind. Jackie wants
to talk, you know, I don't talk to the guy. I don't
want either. I don't need to know this guy's life story unless unless it's
unless it's three models of wine. Unless it's Andre McGee, then I'm talking.
Well, then the three bottles wine. It's what's that accident? Dude?
Where are you from? Where are you from? Marvin's you a high
girl? Then make concessions because you don't want to be rude. You want
what if it's a high girl, you might make concessions and go ahead and
talk. Then, right, this is a different kind of conversation. Okay,
okay, mister smarty hands. Yeah, mister, I took Dusty home
from Dixie Bowl and she had Boh, so, how many hot female uber
drivers have you experienced? Six? That's a lie. You said it quickly
and convincingly. Oh he did, because he knows that's what. Yeah,
if you answer question quick confidence, Yeah, no question you But zero zero
is how many you've had. You've had zero hot female Uber drivers, probably
for a good reason, because guys are creepy and women are like, I'm
not doing that creepiest of the creepers. Though, there's Uber driver girls driving
around right now listening to this, going, I guess I'm not hot.
Yeah, right now, I guess I'm not hot. Maybe that's what Dusty's
doing. Now, what do you think Dusty's doing. Now, she's probably
ranch hand somewhere. She working for Yellowstone. Maybe she's the four Sixes.
He's probably like at one lady yay. Oh, Skeeter Skate, Skeeterter.
You know somebody told me that's Michael Lannon's daughter. Is it really? Really?
She is a smoke show. Yeah, she's a tom cat in the
sacked to. I think she has an English accent or is at the redhead
every Beth. I think Beth has an English I used to watch The Walking
Dead and on the show they're all country bumpkins alone and stuff like that.
Every one of these damn actors they going on a talk show when we originally
read for the script English. Somehow there's a little bit of Dwight that's disappointed.
Yes, like he wants those actors to be those people. I want
to be red neck. I want you I want them to be those people.
I'm just saying, if you're gonna hire, if you're gonna cast a
redneck, cast a real redneck, don't get here. We go from good
actors can play other people. Now, no you always have it's red neck
appropriation. There you go, there is here. It is d Dwight.
D Dwight ever expected her man only the opportunities for redneck actors. That's right.
Hey, you're a proper english person. You can't play a redneck when
you're taking good Listen. There's only so many redneck growths, racists. Listen,
people that talk like me. Nobody wants to hear Nobody wants to hear
me talk on the show. The British lady has been properly trained, had
a great relationship with her parents. She can't get that job. That's right.
Look, but I'm saying, if you're okay, let's say, if
you go to Tony Dwighton day Behind the Music story, Yeah, why would
you get somebody to talk like an idiot? We can just hire me the
idiot and do it. You know, we need somebody to remember their lines.
That would have a problem with that, so yeah. Well, Boston
University study reveals that there's a surge of cosmetic procedures being driven by people's desire
to look like the filtered images they have on social media. That's just if
you're a chick out there or even worse a dude and you do the filter,
just stop it, man, what did your mom and dad, do
to you like what happened? But serious? What happened that you have to
have this image? Stop it doesn't look everything's like smooth, you know,
I mean it looks it doesn't look real. No, can't you like put
your face into an ai thing and come out beautiful in tone and ripped?
They have those. Well, I will say that I have two friends that
are recently divorced, both overre married over twenty five years, and they said
that they said, no one looks like their picture of their profile because there's
so many filters and all that. When they meet them, they're like,
you look twenty years older. Well, that used to happen, okay,
So when I was on doing Rock Mornings, they'd always say, Okay,
do you want to book the Penthouse Pet of the Year, and they send
pictures. She'd always just be beautiful and flawless. He's been stuck on this
for twenty five years. Get was so pissed off because they would show up
I don't know at five o'clock in the morning from their hotel, a sweats
on, no makeup, in a ponytail, and Dwight would just be like,
wait, you look like the picture of the magine. I mean,
didn't she look like Medusa? Didn't even really, I mean nothing, her
body was hot, but you were so mean. No not, I'm just
being honest. Man's that's truth and advertising. I mean, you could aer
brush you a little bit, but my gun, honest isn't being can't be
mean if you're being honest. No listen, no listen. You can say
anything to anybody as long as you say, hey, no offense. But
don't take this the wrong way. Yeah, I don't take this the wrong
way anyway. Boston University studies that a surge in cosmetic procedures being driven by
people that want to look like their images that have been filtered on social media.
Researchers caution against unrealistic beauty standards brought on by the selfie call. They're
dubbing this uh phenomenon the snapchat dysmorphia. I don't uh, I just don't
think it looks attractive at all when you smooth your I mean, uh,
well, it's a lie. It's not you, that's that's And here's the
thing. As soon as you see the picture, you're like, that's not
that's filtered. As soon as you see it on Facebook or wherever you go.
That's a filtered picture. Here are some weird work that people are having
done. Buko fat removal, b U c c A L fat removal.
My book is a little fat. This is where they take out your fat
pads and your cheeks. I guess to make your face look a little more.
Maria Shriver is look a look at the bookmen, No, no,
I thought that wouldn't it be cheekbones? Is you want cheek? That trying
to get the fat away? So it's more trim and like your cheeks are
sucking like people are doing the hay persons. That fat grows back. I
dated a girl, let's say she was. She loved her fast food.
Her face was perfectly round. It was like a perfect circle. Right,
you didn't mind. No, I was taking she got you fat? You're
fast food too, right. I was like, let's not, let's not,
let's not judge the other lady faty fat even Dwight, No, listen,
my body was shaped like a triangle. So we were, you know,
the best looking at one time you were in You were fat, had
a perm and chain smoked. Oh my god, So let's let's not.
It's not boy that uncle Buck there's a picture of me. And it's also
when my wife was God, she was like she was in her knockout knock
she's still a knockout now. It was like right after she broke up with
me, she was on the other people might see me naked diet, which
I was not. Oh my gosh, she's a ten. So there's a
picture of us when we're broken up. I'm hoops and I've got a not
just a beer but againness, and I'm smoking a cigarette and I look like
I'm wearing one of those fat suits. Uh. If you would have said,
make a list of things, uh, twenty five things that a person
should break up with another person for Dwight did all twenty five? Yeah,
well, you could have a dimple plastic to make yourself look less fat.
That's where they make a cut in the skin, remove some muscle and fat,
then tie a suture to two cheek muscles to form dimples, which you
know what, they don't look like dimples. They look like you have a
scar. Yeah, that's what that looks like. And I get it.
Were you going to fight? What do you mean? Yeah? Dimples are
dimples are cute. I would always like to have one of those Huey Lewis
butt chins. You know, that's it. I was about to say,
oh yeah, I think dimples are cute, except for the chin. Dimple
is like a butt, right, t Volta's got one. I like a
nice chin butt. Imagine having a butt chin with an Aaron Neville Moore right
in the middle of it. What's that noise? I didn't touch anything.
Look, this is from South End. Great boogie odum. She sends her
picture, no filter, no filter. Yeah about that? Wow, wow.
You can have friends that look like that. If you don't like to
look at your belly button, you can have an umbilica plast my. Oh
yeah, everybody's got something. When it was my fattest, my belly button
got deeper and wider. You can like almost eat cheerios. That is true.
When you're fatter, you're it gets deeper right right. And on the
beach when you're fat, because you see all that water fills up in your
Yeah, no, seriously, when you come out of the pool. But
my wife used to she would film my belly button with popcorn. She would
lay her head up on this fat part and she would just sit there and
snack as we watched Will of Fortune together, did you well? Kind of
conn depending on how fat you are is how much lint you can find in
there. Oh my gosh, I could sew a sweater out of the look
at that thing. Oh is there another one? Oh yeah. You can
get foot filler and hand filler. So as you get older and you lose
skin, masks and fatter on your hands and feet, they will fill that
in to fill your hands and feet back out, fill your feet, back
out, get out. What do you want to be a hobbit? I
know Witten's ears get bigger as we grow older. I'd like to maybe get
her ear reduction, you know, you know, I mean that's I mean,
that's the thing that people say. You're like, man, your feet
are fat. You got fat feet. You can also have eyelash transplants,
where they take care from the back of your head and form permanent eyelash.
Okay, I will say this, somebody with long, luscious eyelashes, not
the crazy, not the frosty thing stripper ones. But though just a long
long eyelashes, they're prettier. It makes you prettier. I cannot tell you
how many times in my youth I was at San Andrew's Pub, and I
would elbow Lance and go, oh my gosh, look at the eyelashes on
that one. You can get a lip lift. So the filterm is the
expansive skin below the nose right to the edge of the upper lip. They'll
cut part of that out and pull your lip up. Why would you do
that? What's the deal with you? With the lips too low? With
shot? I don't get the I don't get the fat lips like a lot
of women are getting like, oh, fuller lips. The yeah, the
the lip filler. I'm not a fan though, looks like the well,
some girls don't have lips at all. They're just thin. They're just they're
just a thin line. Hard to get a date, so I get no,
I don't think so. There's a lot of pretty girls with thin lips.
Dude, dude, Jack yeah, Jack, Jack, Bra. You
want to meet real people, go to the coffee shop and lots of pasta.
People that eat clean and healthy. They don't need no foot lifts.
They hear low blips and fat simples and they're in good shape, not like
Dwight was, because they eat healthy. Yeah, it's true, lots of
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After this, we'll talk to Scott Carr with Bloomberg Money minutes in just a
couple of moments, So stick around on news radio eight forty w h as.
I feel like I'm in an eighties movie and we're got and we got
to try for the big game against State. To say the rec center,
Yeah, but the star quarterback has a nearly well brother that wears a trench
coat. Yeah, he has long hair, but he has connections with the
you know, criminals and all that right to take care of that, you
know, more than the criminals play well, hey, worse stuff. Following
that model here, let's get more rec centers that'll help crime. Is this
is this survivor? Hey, hey, hey Bob, Hey Bob, is
this survivor? What Bob? Hey Bob me Hey listen up, Jack,
hey bob. Ping pong tables are proven to lower crime. Here's a guy
called his buddy. Hey, hey Jimmy. Yeah, I know, I
promised to do the drive by with you, but got a ping pong tournament.
You know what, you want to reduce crime? More air hockey Oh
okay, dude, so bub don't you knock it? Is that Survivor?
It was same album as I have The Tiger, the one that really matters
all. Have you ever heard of the devil comment? That comment is nothing
compared to a total path on totality? Okay, of course, being an
asstrologist, you could have a bra check it out. Check it out?
Man, What happens if the devil comet is happening just around the same time
as the path of totality? How the world explodes and everything ends? Well,
guess what that's happening. Oh no, there is another celestial event besides
the solar eclipse next month. It's called the devil Comet. I think gonna
be a good poor name. Haley Comet could be what wouldn't be a good
poor name, Haley Comet? You got use your real name, guarantee you
it's already taken, but you pronounce it, Come tea the don't in physimo
laugh? Don't in physimo laugh? Then don't stop, please topic, There
is no emph laugh joke. All right, Focus, focus, o man,
focus? Uh the devil comments could be visible to the naked eye.
Oh my, oh naked Okay, around the time of the eclipse. Unless
it's cloudy, then you get neither one. The Ponds dash Brooks comment,
I assume those are the two people that found thee out of all our comment
scientist the most. Yeah, if you, if you do the first one
to see it and publish, there is no There is no Haley commic it
is. It is called a cryo volcanic. It's a it's a cryo volcanic
comment. It's a cry It has explosions of gas and ice. Oh,
I gotta call my wife. It could be the Dwight comet, which is
part of the reason it was given its nickname the Devil comet. The comet
is currently visible from the northern hemisphere at dusk near the western horizon. That
would take Dwight a month to figure that out. A northern hemisphere, western
horizon, so look east and then spin around. For now monocolos, monocolis
or a telescope or required to see it. But by next week it could
be bright enough to see with the naked eye. That means everybody out there
you can't look at it. Lets you take all your clothes off. That's
all the closes are off, and then you go out at night and then
look up in the in the sky, and then that's the naked Excuse me,
man, I can't help a notnice. You're a big fan of the
seventies? Are you enjoying your comment? Dwight walks out backwards and goes myes
naked. This is the most important I look at it. The devil comet
makes a pass every seventy one years. Of course it does seventy one years.
This is your only chance to see the Devil's comment. Well, no,
let's not say that. You might They might invent a live forever machine.
Oh god, I'm not getting in. I'm not either, man not
getting in that thing. How's life Dave? Taken forever? I figured?
So are you also gonna go see the Devil's comment, Dave? Or is
that just too nervous? Is that too far? Seeing a tiny little smear
in this guy doesn't doesn't do it for me. It's not nothing compared to
having it dark in afternoon. Wait, excuse me if you didn't realize this
was in the middle of the day, should me? Maham am? I
notice you marveling at the eclipse. You want to see something even more marvelous?
Is my three prel head. By the way, the next total eclipse
after twenty twenty four in the US will be twenty forty four. The next
one happen until twenty twenty four. I haven't seen the map of totality.
Wait, we got to wait that many years just to see it go dark
for two weeks in the middle of the day. You say twenty forty four,
that's nearly twenty years. Uh. Cheetos and Ghostbusters. They're collaborating with
the new flaming Hot Smoky ghost pepper puffs. Get it, ghost Ghostbusters get
it, we Geah, get me, we get it. New collaborations,
right, But is it gonna be good? To not? I think that's
going to be good because the last one I called it this is gonna be
a cameo at the end to go show up and go up. Yeah,
great work, kids, and that's all was. That's right. But this
one, they're all the way through it. I don't think it's gonna way
through it. I just don't. I don't think it's gonna be good.
I think it will be. Who's a Lady for Louisville that started the first
one? Oh, Tina Pankerton. No, the receptionist, Jesse Dixon.
No, the receptionist. She's from Louisville. Oh, Annie Potts, Any
Potts, I just know she was from here. She went to Seneca or
Male or something. I wonder if she's in the Hall of Fame. What,
Annie Potts, I bet I've been removed. Oh from toss Oh no,
I got removed the other hall of Fame that he's in, Tony.
I'm sorry, you're right. Which one? I assume Marty drove over there,
took the sledgehamer and knocked that thing off from all. The new collaboration
between Cheetos and Ghostbuster is gonna be flaming hot ghost pepper pups for a Ghostbusters
Frozen Empire, which comes out on March twenty second. Uh, Frozen Empire
on who's in that one joint? Different? She's not from Louisville, by
the way, she grew up in Franklin, Kentucky. Actually she's from Franklin,
Kentucky, Franklin Simpson High School. She graduated in nineteen seventy. Franklin
Simpson High School. Annie Potts, where's Franklin, Kentucky. It's not in
the path of totality, it's not it's probably ninety seven. You know,
it's only ninety seven percent. I would not take my she threepl head to
Franklin, Kentucky. Seir Oh my gosh, it's one hundred and fifteen miles.
Ae, oh boy, what do they got like an Andy Potts statue?
It's not bad. It's right below. It's in between Bowling Green and
Nashville. Oh okay, well it's only oh you' said one hundred and fifteen
miles. It's one hundred, says one hundred and fifteen miles. You know
Gary Sandy that played Andy Travis on WKRP. He lives in Cynthiana, Kentucky.
How could that be? Right? Doesn't it take two? It takes
two and a half to get to Bowling Green, don't it pretty much?
Unless you have some kind of space time continue or c P three to zeros
helmet if we got pulled over on a tripp or showing him three pols?
Yeah, oh good, good, call here Devil's common new band name Devils
come and I'll walk it in a second. Anyway, if you get the
new flaming Hot Ghost pepper puffs, they're gonna be hot, they say,
plus Chester Cheetah is outfitted in a ghostbustered outfit. You also have a chance
to win five thousand dollars in cash as well as the trip to see the
movie premiere. But you better hustle up because the movie premiere is March twenty
second. Maybe you getting lined right these guys. These guys are in their
seventies fighting ghosts in their outfits. Yeah, you got to literally can they
run around with that? How much does the proton proton path pat? Whatever
the pack is photon torpedoes? No, it's a pro proton Is it a
proton path? I think I gotta walked up time, Pa Turney. Oh,
if you want something hot, by the way, try Campbell's Ghost Pepper
chicken noodle soup. Really, I couldn't finish the can and I can handle
heat. Uh yeah, because not the spicy one, the ghost pepper one.
There are two. Okay, hang on Devil's comment for band name.
Proton packs are in Ghostbusters? Got it oftime? You can actually get a
pretty lifestyle life like one for two hundred fetete bus Okay, what was worse?
The Ghostbusters two with the painting are the one with all the chicks?
Oh? I didn't see the one with all the Chicks. The one with
the Ghostbusters two is a good movie. What are you talking about? One
with the Girls is so bad? How bad? Well there was only about
there were six people in the entire theater. It was a four teenage girls
two rows ahead of us and John and I and it was so bad.
Twenty minutes in, I said you want to go? I said, this
is awful. Wow, Like it was that bad. There's no funny scene
there. They have great actresses in it. They had great actresses in it,
and nothing in it is funny. Nothing's funny. And I said,
okay, I've had enough. Do you want to go? And he said
no, no home man. We paid whatever twenty five bucks to come here.
We're gonna sit it out. Cut your losses, man. And then
the fourteenage girls could not stop laughing. And then John and I were like,
oh my god, this this dialogue is awful. They thought it was
funny. Well, they were like fifteen or something. Did they change our
insurance where you can't get prescription at Walgreens or something? We got we have
CBS caramera. Oh my gosh, you can still do Walgreens. But I
think it cuts down to thirty days. You can't get your ninety days?
Oh no, No, every prescripture I try to get filled the hold back.
How about this? Mail it to my house? No kidding. So
I don't have to do anything. Why does everything have to be a pain
in the ass anymore? Oh? I take some prescriptions and most of them
are mailed to my house. I don't even have to go. There's only
one or two that I go to Kroger for the rest of it. I
just I tried that, but I would run out and they wouldn't like re
up it, and it's whole pain in the ass. So I stopped.
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