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Just rewatched this show two weeks ago. Cop. It is Ruth Pointer's birthday,

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the last surviving Pointer sister. She's
seventy eight. Maybe she should do

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an album with Barry Gibb. Did
it? Hold up? Yeah? I

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did, Beverly Hills, Cop holds
up. I gotta tell you forty eight

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hours, even though that was seventy
eight. How many lines did you go?

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Oh? Boy, you can't say
that. Oh you kidding me.

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There's no way going back to the
Barry Gibb deal. I read an article

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where he said, Oh, why
do you think that you outsurvived your brothers?

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He said, because I never go
the doctor. Yeah. Number one

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was in the hospital and something weird
happened while in the hospital. That's what

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came out. He said, Yeah, this is doctor. There's some thoughts

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to that. I've learned that from
you in the insurance, and I've learned

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that the reason I'm going to take
so security at sixty two is because the

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government doesn't want me to bingo.
I mean it's probably the right idea,

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right, Okay, anytime they recommend
something, go the other way quickly while

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you're younger and healthier and can travel
and do things with the money, take

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it then, right, you know
what I'd staying. If you work here,

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you're seventy two, you got an
extra thirty five dollars a month and

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you're breathing through a tube. Yeah
that's fine. I'll still have caps and

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supplement my Social Security. How about
that? All right? So Kroger went

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to those self checkouts a while ago, right, yeah, But then what

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happened was they started to really kind
of close down any of the people that

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were actually checking it out for you
or bagging your stuff for you. So

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people were forced to have a look. I went to the checkout lane,

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the check yourself out lane, because
I have like five things. You know,

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that was the idea, right,
right, because you only have a

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couple of things, you go to
the self checkout. Well, now,

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if you're standing there waiting for a
little kioskar, yeah, you're looking at

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their basket and you're like, there's
forty things in there and they have a

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belt now some of them. Oh
I know. So here's what's happening at

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Target. Target is limiting the self
checkout to ten items. Who's going to

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enforce that? That's what I'm so
kid, you have a living there,

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sir. Target is making some moves. Wait a minute, a self checkout

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policy, What are you gonna do? There's a problem though, will be

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the problem? Are they gonna put
cashiers in the lanes, because like you'll

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go, I'll go to the grocery
store on a Saturday afternoon and I guess

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the manager goes, Oh, it's
Saturday afternoon, our biggest day. We

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better open up two lanes because you
know what I'm saying, there's like two

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cashiers and that's it. Well,
yes, I will. I do like

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the Target checkout versus the Kroger checkout, because if the at the Kroger checkout,

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if you're one second too late or
you touched it a little bit,

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like the it weighs one ounce more
than it should be, They're like put

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the item in the basket in the
back and then it shuts the thing down

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in the middle of the day,
the middle of the day. So at

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Target they don't have that you go
bit bit in the thing in the thing

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it's smooth, rather than the Kroger
than the Jet guy. I know.

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So I don't know who's going to
enforce this, but I do like the

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thought. Will they put a big
sign up that says hey, self check

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out ten items. They've always had
those signs. No one's ever found pays

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attention to it, because let's say
you have twenty two things. There's lines

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everywhere else, but the ten or
less has no one there. Person with

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twenty two things walks right up and
lays them down. Well, of course

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they's been that's been going on ever
since before self check out when they had

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the fifteen nine or less. That's
the eye. I don't wait, I

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don't wait for red lights. I
do what I will you. That's right.

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It seems that there's fifteen items in
the ten items. Oh more,

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thank you, missus, doubt fire, thank you. I've become a little

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I've become a little Larry David when
it comes to the reason I go to

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the self checkout is because I don't
want the small talk with the person that

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I'm checking out, and then there's
a lot of there's sometimes the person just

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wants to chat, don't ask me
questions and stuff. Hey I like that

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sweater, where'd you get it?
I'm like, I don't know, man,

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do you wish tracks that you could
pay? You know what I'm saying?

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Okay, So like if I went
to go get a haircut, or

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if you know a lyft driver picks
me up, there's a tax I could

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pay to just do the job,
like if I could go an extra twenty

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and you just you know, you
know what I'm saying, and you don't

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have to answer stupid questions. I
do not mind not talking to the Uber

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driver. Yeah, but I say
they talk to you talk to the Uber

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driver. A few times we've done
Uber. I mean the they chit chat.

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It's usually a group of us after
being out part of Oh yeah,

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it's just you know, well,
while Uber drivers have taken like the San

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Francisco trip we took Jackie trip to
Chicago, the trips we have taken Uber's

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changed our entire experience. And you
guys have fun. Where are you wit

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from? I don't mind. It's
not awkward to me. I don't mind

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silence. I don't need sound to
fill the air. I'm in the car.

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I've paid you. You get your
tip, right, so whatever,

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you put the tip on the thing, And I don't mind. Jackie wants

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to talk, you know, I
don't talk to the guy. I don't

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want either. I don't need to
know this guy's life story unless unless it's

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unless it's three models of wine.
Unless it's Andre McGee, then I'm talking.

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Well, then the three bottles wine. It's what's that accident? Dude?

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Where are you from? Where are
you from? Marvin's you a high

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girl? Then make concessions because you
don't want to be rude. You want

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what if it's a high girl,
you might make concessions and go ahead and

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talk. Then, right, this
is a different kind of conversation. Okay,

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okay, mister smarty hands. Yeah, mister, I took Dusty home

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from Dixie Bowl and she had Boh, so, how many hot female uber

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drivers have you experienced? Six?
That's a lie. You said it quickly

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and convincingly. Oh he did,
because he knows that's what. Yeah,

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if you answer question quick confidence,
Yeah, no question you But zero zero

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is how many you've had. You've
had zero hot female Uber drivers, probably

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for a good reason, because guys
are creepy and women are like, I'm

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not doing that creepiest of the creepers. Though, there's Uber driver girls driving

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around right now listening to this,
going, I guess I'm not hot.

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Yeah, right now, I guess
I'm not hot. Maybe that's what Dusty's

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doing. Now, what do you
think Dusty's doing. Now, she's probably

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ranch hand somewhere. She working for
Yellowstone. Maybe she's the four Sixes.

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He's probably like at one lady yay. Oh, Skeeter Skate, Skeeterter.

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You know somebody told me that's Michael
Lannon's daughter. Is it really? Really?

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She is a smoke show. Yeah, she's a tom cat in the

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sacked to. I think she has
an English accent or is at the redhead

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every Beth. I think Beth has
an English I used to watch The Walking

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Dead and on the show they're all
country bumpkins alone and stuff like that.

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Every one of these damn actors they
going on a talk show when we originally

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read for the script English. Somehow
there's a little bit of Dwight that's disappointed.

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Yes, like he wants those actors
to be those people. I want

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to be red neck. I want
you I want them to be those people.

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I'm just saying, if you're gonna
hire, if you're gonna cast a

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redneck, cast a real redneck,
don't get here. We go from good

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actors can play other people. Now, no you always have it's red neck

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appropriation. There you go, there
is here. It is d Dwight.

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D Dwight ever expected her man only
the opportunities for redneck actors. That's right.

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Hey, you're a proper english person. You can't play a redneck when

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you're taking good Listen. There's only
so many redneck growths, racists. Listen,

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people that talk like me. Nobody
wants to hear Nobody wants to hear

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me talk on the show. The
British lady has been properly trained, had

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a great relationship with her parents.
She can't get that job. That's right.

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Look, but I'm saying, if
you're okay, let's say, if

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you go to Tony Dwighton day Behind
the Music story, Yeah, why would

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you get somebody to talk like an
idiot? We can just hire me the

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idiot and do it. You know, we need somebody to remember their lines.

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That would have a problem with that, so yeah. Well, Boston

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University study reveals that there's a surge
of cosmetic procedures being driven by people's desire

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to look like the filtered images they
have on social media. That's just if

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you're a chick out there or even
worse a dude and you do the filter,

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just stop it, man, what
did your mom and dad, do

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to you like what happened? But
serious? What happened that you have to

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have this image? Stop it doesn't
look everything's like smooth, you know,

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I mean it looks it doesn't look
real. No, can't you like put

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your face into an ai thing and
come out beautiful in tone and ripped?

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They have those. Well, I
will say that I have two friends that

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are recently divorced, both overre married
over twenty five years, and they said

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that they said, no one looks
like their picture of their profile because there's

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so many filters and all that.
When they meet them, they're like,

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you look twenty years older. Well, that used to happen, okay,

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So when I was on doing Rock
Mornings, they'd always say, Okay,

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do you want to book the Penthouse
Pet of the Year, and they send

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pictures. She'd always just be beautiful
and flawless. He's been stuck on this

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for twenty five years. Get was
so pissed off because they would show up

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I don't know at five o'clock in
the morning from their hotel, a sweats

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on, no makeup, in a
ponytail, and Dwight would just be like,

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wait, you look like the picture
of the magine. I mean,

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didn't she look like Medusa? Didn't
even really, I mean nothing, her

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body was hot, but you were
so mean. No not, I'm just

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being honest. Man's that's truth and
advertising. I mean, you could aer

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brush you a little bit, but
my gun, honest isn't being can't be

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mean if you're being honest. No
listen, no listen. You can say

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anything to anybody as long as you
say, hey, no offense. But

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don't take this the wrong way.
Yeah, I don't take this the wrong

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way anyway. Boston University studies that
a surge in cosmetic procedures being driven by

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people that want to look like their
images that have been filtered on social media.

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Researchers caution against unrealistic beauty standards brought
on by the selfie call. They're

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dubbing this uh phenomenon the snapchat dysmorphia. I don't uh, I just don't

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think it looks attractive at all when
you smooth your I mean, uh,

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well, it's a lie. It's
not you, that's that's And here's the

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thing. As soon as you see
the picture, you're like, that's not

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that's filtered. As soon as you
see it on Facebook or wherever you go.

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That's a filtered picture. Here are
some weird work that people are having

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done. Buko fat removal, b
U c c A L fat removal.

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My book is a little fat.
This is where they take out your fat

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pads and your cheeks. I guess
to make your face look a little more.

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Maria Shriver is look a look at
the bookmen, No, no,

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I thought that wouldn't it be cheekbones? Is you want cheek? That trying

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to get the fat away? So
it's more trim and like your cheeks are

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sucking like people are doing the hay
persons. That fat grows back. I

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dated a girl, let's say she
was. She loved her fast food.

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Her face was perfectly round. It
was like a perfect circle. Right,

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you didn't mind. No, I
was taking she got you fat? You're

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fast food too, right. I
was like, let's not, let's not,

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let's not judge the other lady faty
fat even Dwight, No, listen,

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my body was shaped like a triangle. So we were, you know,

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the best looking at one time you
were in You were fat, had

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a perm and chain smoked. Oh
my god, So let's let's not.

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It's not boy that uncle Buck there's
a picture of me. And it's also

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when my wife was God, she
was like she was in her knockout knock

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she's still a knockout now. It
was like right after she broke up with

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me, she was on the other
people might see me naked diet, which

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I was not. Oh my gosh, she's a ten. So there's a

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picture of us when we're broken up. I'm hoops and I've got a not

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just a beer but againness, and
I'm smoking a cigarette and I look like

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I'm wearing one of those fat suits. Uh. If you would have said,

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make a list of things, uh, twenty five things that a person

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should break up with another person for
Dwight did all twenty five? Yeah,

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well, you could have a dimple
plastic to make yourself look less fat.

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That's where they make a cut in
the skin, remove some muscle and fat,

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then tie a suture to two cheek
muscles to form dimples, which you

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know what, they don't look like
dimples. They look like you have a

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scar. Yeah, that's what that
looks like. And I get it.

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Were you going to fight? What
do you mean? Yeah? Dimples are

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dimples are cute. I would always
like to have one of those Huey Lewis

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butt chins. You know, that's
it. I was about to say,

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oh yeah, I think dimples are
cute, except for the chin. Dimple

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is like a butt, right,
t Volta's got one. I like a

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nice chin butt. Imagine having a
butt chin with an Aaron Neville Moore right

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in the middle of it. What's
that noise? I didn't touch anything.

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Look, this is from South End. Great boogie odum. She sends her

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picture, no filter, no filter. Yeah about that? Wow, wow.

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You can have friends that look like
that. If you don't like to

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look at your belly button, you
can have an umbilica plast my. Oh

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yeah, everybody's got something. When
it was my fattest, my belly button

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got deeper and wider. You can
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When you're fatter, you're it gets
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beach when you're fat, because you
see all that water fills up in your

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Yeah, no, seriously, when
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my wife used to she would film
my belly button with popcorn. She would

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lay her head up on this fat
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snack as we watched Will of Fortune
together, did you well? Kind of

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conn depending on how fat you are
is how much lint you can find in

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there. Oh my gosh, I
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at that thing. Oh is there
another one? Oh yeah. You can

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get foot filler and hand filler.
So as you get older and you lose

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skin, masks and fatter on your
hands and feet, they will fill that

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in to fill your hands and feet
back out, fill your feet, back

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out, get out. What do
you want to be a hobbit? I

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know Witten's ears get bigger as we
grow older. I'd like to maybe get

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her ear reduction, you know,
you know, I mean that's I mean,

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that's the thing that people say.
You're like, man, your feet

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are fat. You got fat feet. You can also have eyelash transplants,

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where they take care from the back
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Okay, I will say this,
somebody with long, luscious eyelashes, not

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the crazy, not the frosty thing
stripper ones. But though just a long

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long eyelashes, they're prettier. It
makes you prettier. I cannot tell you

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how many times in my youth I
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would elbow Lance and go, oh
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that one. You can get a
lip lift. So the filterm is the

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expansive skin below the nose right to
the edge of the upper lip. They'll

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cut part of that out and pull
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that? What's the deal with you? With the lips too low? With

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shot? I don't get the I
don't get the fat lips like a lot

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of women are getting like, oh, fuller lips. The yeah, the

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the lip filler. I'm not a
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some girls don't have lips at all. They're just thin. They're just they're

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just a thin line. Hard to
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I don't think so. There's a
lot of pretty girls with thin lips.

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Dude, dude, Jack yeah,
Jack, Jack, Bra. You

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want to meet real people, go
to the coffee shop and lots of pasta.

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People that eat clean and healthy.
They don't need no foot lifts.

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They hear low blips and fat simples
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Dwight was, because they eat healthy. Yeah, it's true, lots of

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pasta, lots of pasta Louisville dot
Com Catering. It's getting to be spring.

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We're going to pick up the pace
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the baked DD and the homemade meatball. Oh, they have the only approved

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box lunch for Churchill downs. That's
lots of pasta, only approved box lunch.

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Plus, if you're having business meetings, have it at your place or

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their place instead of going to a
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Get the box lunch and custom make
it. Their name will be on the

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box. Everything will be clear.
Uh, if you get the catering done

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for your business meetings through lots of
pasta. Lots of pasta Louisville dot com.

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They have a lot of grabb and
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the tuna salad, the chicken salad. They have really good pickles.

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Get a real big pickle from the
deli and pickles are good for you.

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That fermented stuff in the gut helps
keep things moving. Love me some pickles,

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a lot of pasta. They say
there's some a lot of health benefits

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to drinking pickle pickle juice. Yeah, stick them in Bloody Mary thirty seven

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seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of
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After this, we'll talk to Scott
Carr with Bloomberg Money minutes in just a

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couple of moments, So stick around
on news radio eight forty w h as.

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I feel like I'm in an eighties
movie and we're got and we got

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to try for the big game against
State. To say the rec center,

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Yeah, but the star quarterback has
a nearly well brother that wears a trench

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coat. Yeah, he has long
hair, but he has connections with the

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you know, criminals and all that
right to take care of that, you

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know, more than the criminals play
well, hey, worse stuff. Following

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that model here, let's get more
rec centers that'll help crime. Is this

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is this survivor? Hey, hey, hey Bob, Hey Bob, is

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this survivor? What Bob? Hey
Bob me Hey listen up, Jack,

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hey bob. Ping pong tables are
proven to lower crime. Here's a guy

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called his buddy. Hey, hey
Jimmy. Yeah, I know, I

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promised to do the drive by with
you, but got a ping pong tournament.

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You know what, you want to
reduce crime? More air hockey Oh

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okay, dude, so bub don't
you knock it? Is that Survivor?

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It was same album as I have
The Tiger, the one that really matters

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all. Have you ever heard of
the devil comment? That comment is nothing

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compared to a total path on totality? Okay, of course, being an

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asstrologist, you could have a bra
check it out. Check it out?

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Man, What happens if the devil
comet is happening just around the same time

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as the path of totality? How
the world explodes and everything ends? Well,

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guess what that's happening. Oh no, there is another celestial event besides

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the solar eclipse next month. It's
called the devil Comet. I think gonna

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be a good poor name. Haley
Comet could be what wouldn't be a good

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poor name, Haley Comet? You
got use your real name, guarantee you

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it's already taken, but you pronounce
it, Come tea the don't in physimo

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laugh? Don't in physimo laugh?
Then don't stop, please topic, There

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is no emph laugh joke. All
right, Focus, focus, o man,

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focus? Uh the devil comments could
be visible to the naked eye.

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Oh my, oh naked Okay,
around the time of the eclipse. Unless

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it's cloudy, then you get neither
one. The Ponds dash Brooks comment,

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I assume those are the two people
that found thee out of all our comment

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scientist the most. Yeah, if
you, if you do the first one

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to see it and publish, there
is no There is no Haley commic it

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is. It is called a cryo
volcanic. It's a it's a cryo volcanic

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comment. It's a cry It has
explosions of gas and ice. Oh,

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I gotta call my wife. It
could be the Dwight comet, which is

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part of the reason it was given
its nickname the Devil comet. The comet

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is currently visible from the northern hemisphere
at dusk near the western horizon. That

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would take Dwight a month to figure
that out. A northern hemisphere, western

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horizon, so look east and then
spin around. For now monocolos, monocolis

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or a telescope or required to see
it. But by next week it could

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be bright enough to see with the
naked eye. That means everybody out there

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you can't look at it. Lets
you take all your clothes off. That's

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all the closes are off, and
then you go out at night and then

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look up in the in the sky, and then that's the naked Excuse me,

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man, I can't help a notnice. You're a big fan of the

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seventies? Are you enjoying your comment? Dwight walks out backwards and goes myes

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naked. This is the most important
I look at it. The devil comet

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makes a pass every seventy one years. Of course it does seventy one years.

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This is your only chance to see
the Devil's comment. Well, no,

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let's not say that. You might
They might invent a live forever machine.

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Oh god, I'm not getting in. I'm not either, man not

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getting in that thing. How's life
Dave? Taken forever? I figured?

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So are you also gonna go see
the Devil's comment, Dave? Or is

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that just too nervous? Is that
too far? Seeing a tiny little smear

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in this guy doesn't doesn't do it
for me. It's not nothing compared to

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having it dark in afternoon. Wait, excuse me if you didn't realize this

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was in the middle of the day, should me? Maham am? I

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notice you marveling at the eclipse.
You want to see something even more marvelous?

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Is my three prel head. By
the way, the next total eclipse

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after twenty twenty four in the US
will be twenty forty four. The next

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one happen until twenty twenty four.
I haven't seen the map of totality.

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Wait, we got to wait that
many years just to see it go dark

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for two weeks in the middle of
the day. You say twenty forty four,

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that's nearly twenty years. Uh.
Cheetos and Ghostbusters. They're collaborating with

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the new flaming Hot Smoky ghost pepper
puffs. Get it, ghost Ghostbusters get

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it, we Geah, get me, we get it. New collaborations,

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right, But is it gonna be
good? To not? I think that's

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going to be good because the last
one I called it this is gonna be

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a cameo at the end to go
show up and go up. Yeah,

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great work, kids, and that's
all was. That's right. But this

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one, they're all the way through
it. I don't think it's gonna way

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through it. I just don't.
I don't think it's gonna be good.

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I think it will be. Who's
a Lady for Louisville that started the first

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one? Oh, Tina Pankerton.
No, the receptionist, Jesse Dixon.

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No, the receptionist. She's from
Louisville. Oh, Annie Potts, Any

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Potts, I just know she was
from here. She went to Seneca or

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Male or something. I wonder if
she's in the Hall of Fame. What,

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Annie Potts, I bet I've been
removed. Oh from toss Oh no,

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I got removed the other hall of
Fame that he's in, Tony.

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I'm sorry, you're right. Which
one? I assume Marty drove over there,

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took the sledgehamer and knocked that thing
off from all. The new collaboration

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between Cheetos and Ghostbuster is gonna be
flaming hot ghost pepper pups for a Ghostbusters

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Frozen Empire, which comes out on
March twenty second. Uh, Frozen Empire

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on who's in that one joint?
Different? She's not from Louisville, by

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the way, she grew up in
Franklin, Kentucky. Actually she's from Franklin,

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Kentucky, Franklin Simpson High School.
She graduated in nineteen seventy. Franklin

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Simpson High School. Annie Potts,
where's Franklin, Kentucky. It's not in

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the path of totality, it's not
it's probably ninety seven. You know,

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it's only ninety seven percent. I
would not take my she threepl head to

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Franklin, Kentucky. Seir Oh my
gosh, it's one hundred and fifteen miles.

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Ae, oh boy, what do
they got like an Andy Potts statue?

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It's not bad. It's right below. It's in between Bowling Green and

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Nashville. Oh okay, well it's
only oh you' said one hundred and fifteen

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miles. It's one hundred, says
one hundred and fifteen miles. You know

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Gary Sandy that played Andy Travis on
WKRP. He lives in Cynthiana, Kentucky.

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How could that be? Right?
Doesn't it take two? It takes

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two and a half to get to
Bowling Green, don't it pretty much?

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Unless you have some kind of space
time continue or c P three to zeros

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helmet if we got pulled over on
a tripp or showing him three pols?

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Yeah, oh good, good,
call here Devil's common new band name Devils

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come and I'll walk it in a
second. Anyway, if you get the

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new flaming Hot Ghost pepper puffs,
they're gonna be hot, they say,

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plus Chester Cheetah is outfitted in a
ghostbustered outfit. You also have a chance

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to win five thousand dollars in cash
as well as the trip to see the

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movie premiere. But you better hustle
up because the movie premiere is March twenty

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second. Maybe you getting lined right
these guys. These guys are in their

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seventies fighting ghosts in their outfits.
Yeah, you got to literally can they

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run around with that? How much
does the proton proton path pat? Whatever

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the pack is photon torpedoes? No, it's a pro proton Is it a

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proton path? I think I gotta
walked up time, Pa Turney. Oh,

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if you want something hot, by
the way, try Campbell's Ghost Pepper

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chicken noodle soup. Really, I
couldn't finish the can and I can handle

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heat. Uh yeah, because not
the spicy one, the ghost pepper one.

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There are two. Okay, hang
on Devil's comment for band name.

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Proton packs are in Ghostbusters? Got
it oftime? You can actually get a

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pretty lifestyle life like one for two
hundred fetete bus Okay, what was worse?

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The Ghostbusters two with the painting are
the one with all the chicks?

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Oh? I didn't see the one
with all the Chicks. The one with

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the Ghostbusters two is a good movie. What are you talking about? One

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with the Girls is so bad?
How bad? Well there was only about

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there were six people in the entire
theater. It was a four teenage girls

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two rows ahead of us and John
and I and it was so bad.

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Twenty minutes in, I said you
want to go? I said, this

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is awful. Wow, Like it
was that bad. There's no funny scene

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there. They have great actresses in
it. They had great actresses in it,

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and nothing in it is funny.
Nothing's funny. And I said,

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okay, I've had enough. Do
you want to go? And he said

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no, no home man. We
paid whatever twenty five bucks to come here.

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We're gonna sit it out. Cut
your losses, man. And then

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the fourteenage girls could not stop laughing. And then John and I were like,

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oh my god, this this dialogue
is awful. They thought it was

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funny. Well, they were like
fifteen or something. Did they change our

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insurance where you can't get prescription at
Walgreens or something? We got we have

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CBS caramera. Oh my gosh,
you can still do Walgreens. But I

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think it cuts down to thirty days. You can't get your ninety days?

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Oh no, No, every prescripture
I try to get filled the hold back.

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How about this? Mail it to
my house? No kidding. So

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I don't have to do anything.
Why does everything have to be a pain

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in the ass anymore? Oh?
I take some prescriptions and most of them

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are mailed to my house. I
don't even have to go. There's only

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one or two that I go to
Kroger for the rest of it. I

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just I tried that, but I
would run out and they wouldn't like re

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up it, and it's whole pain
in the ass. So I stopped.

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Christian brother Roofing. Christian Brothers Roofing
go to Christianbroroofing dot com. They had

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tornados last week, for God's sakes, in the middle of the day.

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So if you've had some damage you
need roof siding, windows, or gutter

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gutters, they got you covered at
Christian Brother's Roofing. All right, two

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four four zero two zero eight call
Christian Brothers Roofing or go to Christianbrowroofing dot

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com. These guys have been around
since nineteen ninety six. They are a

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top notch outfit. My nephew is
a project manager there. They did all

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the stuff from my mom's house.
They're fantastic. I love this company.

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I would never recommend my nephew to
work somewhere unless I really believed in it.

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Christian Brothers Roofing, Christianbroroofing dot com. Even if you don't think you

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have damage, you might let their
pros walk the roof and then go,

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dude, you've got some damage.
I'll take it from here. All right

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back after this, I have to
show up here in just a couple of

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minutes. On news radio eight forty
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