WEBVTT 1 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:53.880 N two perl one nick three pull one, say, Molly, some small 2 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:57.320 you do, be a great one not to interrupt me. Well, Molly, 3 00:00:57.439 --> 00:01:00.439 I only wanted to tell you something. Well, what is it? 4 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:07.480 Now? Some mind go on with your knitting, probably worth nothing at all 5 00:01:07.359 --> 00:01:14.480 to Molly. What now, Sam? I do think of having a pint 6 00:01:14.519 --> 00:01:18.040 of ail? Pint of ail? Indeed, well, now what's wrong with 7 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:21.359 that? Molly? Will you tell me tis every night to pint of ail? 8 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:25.400 Some Well, Molly, what would the British working man be way out 9 00:01:25.439 --> 00:01:29.400 his pint of ail at day's end? That's something the world never know till 10 00:01:29.439 --> 00:01:33.120 one of them tries it? Oh, Molly, and I don't suppose these 11 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:37.439 an't mood for noble experiments. Well, Molly, so for goodness sake away 12 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:41.599 you go down to prob but mulley a where you go, I see, 13 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:45.120 I'll get no peace some small till lidoes. Well, now, Molly, 14 00:01:45.239 --> 00:01:49.239 I think that you'd be very kind. I did think some small, since 15 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:55.239 I'm feeling poorly, that you might have spent one evening at home two pull 16 00:01:55.400 --> 00:02:04.040 one, Well, now I do he looks poorly tonight, Molly, I 17 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:08.439 did so want just a pint of veil. Though it's only eight o'clock. 18 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:15.240 A man's got to have ail once in a while. He's working hard all 19 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:20.000 day. You see, well, Molly, I'll stay to home with I 20 00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:23.639 guess two polt one. No, it won't be doing that something, Yes, 21 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:28.800 Molly, I'll stay dome and be pestering me the whole evening. Oh 22 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:31.319 no, you won't go along and get your point of ail. Something small, 23 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:35.599 Molly, you do be a fine girl. Now. I'll not be 24 00:02:35.680 --> 00:02:39.319 long, you'll not. I'll gamble some small that you'll not leave that pubroom 25 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:44.280 adnight. Oh no, Molly, you'll not be home till they chuck you 26 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:50.280 out. Good night, Molly. Isn't that just like a woman's dirty suspicions 27 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:54.560 for thee I'll be back long before choking that time. I will, yes, 28 00:02:54.960 --> 00:03:00.479 long afoot chucking that time. I'll show Molly she thinks wrong me most 29 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:13.360 all the time. They are at it again. I don't care. They 30 00:03:13.439 --> 00:03:16.680 do be having an argument now, but I must remember to get home early. 31 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:24.240 Mully'll be wrong this time. It is not so Sam small? Look 32 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:29.599 you here, Sam? There for sither week? He says that it's not 33 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:32.039 so all the local and you know what, let's hear what Sam says? 34 00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:38.360 Sam, you tell him? Go on, Sam, tell him, but 35 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:42.280 will tell you you will if anybody ought to know, it will be some 36 00:03:42.439 --> 00:03:46.360 small someone. All right, don't use no how Dan? How done? 37 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:49.599 I come here for a bit of ail and you both jump on me life 38 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:53.159 you're now, Sam, I'll get it for you. Well, we want 39 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:57.319 to know is our word? Gaffer said the wick until I drink me ale? 40 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:04.759 Now, gentlemen, I say it's not so. It's just not possible, 41 00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:09.360 is it? Some? And it says right here that it is so? 42 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.879 Gaffer? Way, what is? What is? It's this way, 43 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:18.160 samp It says right here in this newspaper. As our doctor thinks this itler 44 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:26.199 Chap has got a what ok uh way any all? The word means the 45 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:30.720 split personality. Thanks, so it can't be ah, he means skitz so 46 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:36.319 perennial, don't you oko? Huh? What's that? Sam? See you 47 00:04:36.319 --> 00:04:41.720 don't know what you're talking about? Sh sh shit, it's so perennial, 48 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:45.680 Gaffer, Yeah, it ain't so is it something? Well? Now, 49 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:50.600 I've seen two personalities. It was in a movie picture. Once one was 50 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:55.759 come the other scision at this sision, what kind of a decision, Gaffer. 51 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:58.920 I've decided that if you mean to stand there and tell me your chap 52 00:04:58.959 --> 00:05:02.600 can divide into the But it says right here, gaffer, can't you read? 53 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:08.399 And what I see is at a human and just as human, some 54 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:13.439 smaller tell you no man can split in two, or even a German morey 55 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:17.759 local. Now the here, Gaffer. You've heard of twins, haven't you. 56 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:23.120 I have some small But what twins can happen? Then happen this here 57 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:28.319 skitz so perennials like that only a chapter comes twins after his bon instead of 58 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:34.160 before you now on, see, gaffer, nonsense and why nonsense? Gaffer, 59 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:38.680 I'd have heard of it. I'm the oldest chap here. I never 60 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:42.560 heard of that happen. But it's only just come out like gaffer, Hi, 61 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:46.279 that's it. I still don't believe a chap can split in two. 62 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:51.759 Now, lessen, gaffer. You see it's like this skits so perennial means 63 00:05:51.759 --> 00:06:14.040 that a man has two personalities another smally local, gaffer? Will you understand 64 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:18.040 me for the last time, I still say a man is one man. 65 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:26.639 He can't be two men. Well, I'm gentlemen, what o'cle midnight I'm 66 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:30.000 got to close up, you know, midnight? Go you gaff are you 67 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:38.720 and your thick head comes more? Yea? Here it is twelve and after 68 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:44.720 me I joined with that duby gaffer all night. Moll'll think they took me 69 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:49.240 to close up again? Oh me, I was so sure i'd leave early. 70 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:56.240 What'll I tell Molly? I'll tell her I left early and walked them 71 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:00.800 lazy like happens. You'll believe that. But I must hurry him now. 72 00:07:02.279 --> 00:07:18.040 Certainly is dark like that, It is scarcely can see a thing. But 73 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:26.480 come, I must have bumped into that lamp post there. Oh ma, 74 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:36.879 oh, Then it wasn't the lamp post I bumped into. It must have 75 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:42.959 been him over there. So it was the bumped into me. Eh, 76 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:46.000 why don't you look where you're going? Six or one and half? Doesn't 77 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:50.360 it? The lad don't argue with me? Give us a hand up? 78 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:55.600 How about you giving me hand up? Why I never met such a nasty 79 00:07:55.720 --> 00:07:58.959 or obliging chat. But come, I have no time to argue with you, 80 00:07:59.199 --> 00:08:03.399 neither of our My wife's poorly, and I promised to be young before 81 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:07.240 chucking that time. And here I am here, swiller. If your wife's 82 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:11.959 poorly. Why doesn't you sit home with her? Well? You see me 83 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:15.920 and the lad's got tag. You're in a bad discits so perennial thing. 84 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:20.240 You should have been home with your wife. Say you are you anyhow? 85 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:33.080 Why let's have a look at you. Well, I'm blooming imposter. I've 86 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:37.960 got you, imposter, imposster yourself. I'm Samuel Small. You lie, 87 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:43.879 I'm Sam Small. Now, don't contradict me. Look at me and see 88 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:50.399 if I don't look like Samuel Small. Let me see my goom. So 89 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:56.879 you does? Well? Now you see for yourself. Don't go mixing me 90 00:08:56.000 --> 00:09:00.559 all up where you'll love me so conflumixed? I want no why to think? 91 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:05.440 Oh the one what mixes things up? How can you prove your sam 92 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:09.399 Small? Well? Well, I have a wife whose name is Morley, 93 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:13.399 so have I. And I have a daughter who's all away in Yankee Land. 94 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:18.120 Saw me too, She's went to a young chap of the earl. 95 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:22.879 I'll be jiggered. I see he is a very clever impostor. Indeed, 96 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:28.320 but I'm not the imposter you are. At least he's looked upon my background. 97 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:31.200 Oh wow, but you slipped up on one thing. I know what 98 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:37.679 I'll touch thee. Ah. There see that watch, Ah, it'd be 99 00:09:37.679 --> 00:09:41.639 a gold watch. Aye, it do be gold. And there read that 100 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:46.159 what's written on the case To Sam Small, I know it by art. 101 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:52.120 It reads to Sam Small from his loyal wife Melicent on their wedding day. 102 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:58.559 Now see, well all be jigged. He look my watcher exactly the same 103 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:09.879 to Sam Small from his loyal wife Melissa. Who see now what you're saying? 104 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:13.919 Oh, by Gom, I am in trouble. Hi, yeah, 105 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:18.759 in trouble. I must have done somewhat wrong. And here I stand, 106 00:10:18.919 --> 00:10:24.080 not knowing whether I'm me or you and me or I am you, or 107 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:30.519 whether us is both we? Why that said? What's it? We're both 108 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.000 me, both of us, both of us? Are you to be sure? 109 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:39.519 It's skits so perennial skits soper sure and me personality split wide open, 110 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:43.639 just like Gaffer and he was arguing down at the pub. Will what I've 111 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:50.080 become too on us? Will barkum think of that now? But but what 112 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:54.399 canus do about it? Luke? This is a very important happening, lad 113 00:10:54.840 --> 00:11:00.320 We've got to go careful about it, we do, Aye, this needs 114 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:05.240 proper discussion. Now for the sake of getting it straight a bit. Suppose 115 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:11.720 I call you Samuel and you call me Sam. I see you're Sam and 116 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:18.279 you were Samuel right right now? Listen, Samuel. If we handle this 117 00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:22.720 carefully, there's a fortune in it. For instance, doctors in such with 118 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:28.039 scientific curiosity, why they'd pay a right lot of brass to meet a couple 119 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:31.799 of chaps like us. Those doctors wouldn't they? I don't care for doctor 120 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:37.440 sam Why don't you care for doctors? Well? Up? And then they'd 121 00:11:37.559 --> 00:11:43.240 want to operate on us. Aye, I don't care for them either, 122 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:46.639 come to think. And but happened we could get a tent and travel around 123 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:52.879 the county fairs. We'd been champion curiosities. What people appear chilling to see 124 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:56.679 us? Nay, I'd objective being a freak like Nay, Samuel. That 125 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:58.919 is not wrong with making a little honest brass lad. And while I'm not 126 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:03.519 got it all worked out yet, this brass in the general idea. Ah, 127 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:07.279 but it's getting late, Sam whose can't stay out here all night? 128 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:11.159 Well whilst he works it up, why not? Well there's money waiting up 129 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:15.679 for me at home, Sam, Well, we can't go on, not 130 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:20.960 two of us Samuel, that's all. But one could stay out here tonight 131 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:26.960 and puzzle out what's best to do toother can go home and say not to 132 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:33.559 money happened. We could do that, Samuel. It won't be cold sleeping 133 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:37.440 out here for your Sam. And in the morning I can sleep out and 134 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:41.600 then bring you a few lick tea out down a bit. I don't like 135 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:46.240 that idea. You going on to my wife? Why not? Sam? 136 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:52.679 It ain't moral, that's what Samuel. What's some since she explained to me 137 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:58.519 that we're both onelike because of this here schizophreennial. Why then when I go 138 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:03.960 home it's really you do what goes on? Well, I'm not sure about 139 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:07.759 that, Nah, Be sensible, Sam. One of us has got to 140 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:11.960 take a back seat for a while till we gets this thing all figured out. 141 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:18.159 That do be true, Samuel, Well, why don't you go away 142 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:20.879 for a few days and we'll both put a thinking caps on, Sam, 143 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:26.960 me go away. You'd enjoy a trip, wouldn't you, Sam, Well, 144 00:13:26.200 --> 00:13:31.399 you'd have anything you'd want to eat, Sam, And that not the 145 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:35.360 mully told your back at all? Sam. You can go any way you 146 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:41.519 wants to go. Ah, that I could, eh, But It's sad 147 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:46.039 in all to think of a man giving up the rightful comfort of his hearth 148 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:50.360 and home. Watch your man go and forth, the uncherished wanderer on the 149 00:13:50.399 --> 00:13:54.159 face of the earth, as you might say, But for this sake of 150 00:13:54.279 --> 00:14:00.360 Mulley and a peace of mind, I make the sacrifice. Good Bye where 151 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:03.200 you're going, Why, I'll cut across the moor and be and Bradley. 152 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:05.879 Come on. Then I'll drop in the bank and get a little cash. 153 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:11.360 Here. Be careful with my savings account, some our savings, Samuel, 154 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:15.759 and my lad, there's some widerable burn. Expect me when you see me. 155 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:33.960 Keep the own fires burning, Samuel, Blackpoole by, come, that's 156 00:14:33.039 --> 00:14:37.039 near the sea. I leave what I choose myself. There'll be gay people 157 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:41.519 at the town of Blackpool. I'll have me a good holaday, I will. 158 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:52.080 I want a platter, oh, platter of fried fish, and some 159 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:54.840 peace pudding, and some of the best ail you got in the house. 160 00:15:00.679 --> 00:15:03.600 And and give me some of the best ail in the house the best day. 161 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:15.679 That will be right, huh. I'll have this cane here, No, 162 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:18.759 not that stick, give me that one with a gold sort of top. 163 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:31.639 Man's got to have a good walking stick. He does. A half 164 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:37.000 pint of the best air you got, and I want some of that their 165 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:52.600 butt and some of that custard pie. Moral, man, bring me morail. 166 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:58.960 That's what I said, Moral. And another thing, you should clean 167 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:08.919 it out your ears once a day. Man. Yes, what's a matter 168 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:14.720 of mister? You took a bit too much. I've cot to cold. 169 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:18.080 Maybe that laugh half mine I told you was what tune it? I tell 170 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:22.159 you I've got to cold. I'm more likely it's something you put in your 171 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:27.720 stomach. Now are you selling summer? Oh? If I weren't sick when 172 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:30.960 I come here in this pube, I am now. And you should have 173 00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:34.919 your old woman fix you up a mastered football. I don't want a foot 174 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:41.279 bath. Molly gives me that rum and treacle. Well, I ain't selling 175 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:45.080 no rum to the likes of you. Come. I should have known better 176 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:51.039 and to expect either sense or pity in the town of Blackpool, Yorkshire. 177 00:16:51.240 --> 00:16:55.679 That's done it. That's the final insult. First thing in the morning, 178 00:16:55.840 --> 00:17:26.359 my phone to Molly. Samuel, Samuel. Oh it's you, sam be 179 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:30.839 me Samuel, and you had a good time, sam I do feel that 180 00:17:30.039 --> 00:17:34.160 miserable Samuel. I've cut the cold in my back. Where have you been? 181 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:37.519 Oh? I was just off for a walk going into Darsnow, well 182 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:42.240 he's waiting for me. Been to the No, Sam, I never drink 183 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:47.720 now, I was all just as small back smoke bothers Molly. It does, 184 00:17:47.880 --> 00:17:52.359 Oh, it does? What's wrong? Sam'll never read what's wrong? 185 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:56.839 I've just decided it behid time I come back home and took me rightful and 186 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:02.240 proper place beside me. White your jude much some I thought you wanted to 187 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:06.680 go away and have a fling. Well I've had med fling. I've flung. 188 00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:11.079 Now it's your turn to go away, Samuel. Oh no, Sam, 189 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:15.000 I'm not comfortable. I stay all evenings with Molly. You do, 190 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:21.559 and I'm my wife. Oh wi, Remember we be two people in one 191 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:26.640 skits so perennial. You know, skits so perennial. Now don't conflumet me. 192 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:30.960 You've had a comfortable week, Samuel. Now it's my turn go away 193 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:34.400 for a business. It's some you're the one that likes to go away. 194 00:18:34.799 --> 00:18:40.400 I'm the one that likes to stay all by. Come do I have to 195 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:42.880 stand here to argue with me? Look, I'm hungry. I've not had 196 00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:47.359 my tea yet and I've cut the cold. Now up along, Samuel, 197 00:18:47.480 --> 00:18:49.880 like a good chat, not me some then I'll go into and I've fully 198 00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:53.559 find awesome. Nay, I'll not upset to like that. Now look here, 199 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:57.000 Samuel. If I know Molly, she's off to find out sooner or 200 00:18:57.119 --> 00:19:00.559 later, so might's well be sooner then I can have Matie. I'll tell 201 00:19:00.599 --> 00:19:03.480 you some your cart upset mullet. Hey, hey, wait a minute, 202 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:08.319 now I'll have McKay there. You can't do that to away some come back 203 00:19:08.359 --> 00:19:18.440 here now, just up the steps, come here, don't that? Yes 204 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:22.519 I will, Oh, no, yes, I want Matia. I tell 205 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:33.880 you what's up now? Oh? Two of you? Oh gets in the 206 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:40.000 ouster for anyone sees. Oh, I never did see the light in Molly 207 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:49.400 the no, no, what trick you're playing on me? Some? Whichever 208 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:53.640 one on you is some small we both amily just think you never told me? 209 00:19:53.720 --> 00:19:57.319 Yeah, the twindle, the summons, but one here some And when 210 00:19:57.359 --> 00:20:00.319 I find out which one of you is some, he's up to which he'd 211 00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:03.759 never been born. Lord Moly, we're both us, that is, we're 212 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:07.480 both me. What do you mean? Well? Last week you see I 213 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:14.240 ran into a lamp or something awful, lad, and well expect my personality 214 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:18.440 it did he What is it you're telling me? The poor sun split in 215 00:20:18.519 --> 00:20:22.440 two? Now, Moly, it's a case of schizophrenial that's all. We'll 216 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:27.400 be two persons. But bother us is some small Well if it happened last 217 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:34.920 week, well, oh oh, I've been with you and thee Sam's being 218 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:41.160 to down a blackpool scalliwag. Now I see which one is? Some small 219 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:45.519 di me? So now we'd go gallivanting around and leave the two wife we 220 00:20:45.599 --> 00:20:49.680 are stranger, Molly, don't be angry. Hasn't it been better were him 221 00:20:49.720 --> 00:20:56.200 away? Haven't I stayed home all week and not got a bitter? You've 222 00:20:56.200 --> 00:21:03.799 been so kind and considerate. You must be something wrong. I We're too 223 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:11.559 happy for it be true, Molly small you mean have you really been so 224 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:17.200 happy with we young man whilst I've been away some small I've never been so 225 00:21:17.359 --> 00:21:21.480 cherished in all my born days. It's been the best week of my married 226 00:21:21.519 --> 00:21:27.039 life. I see. Well, somehow there ain't much for a chat to 227 00:21:27.079 --> 00:21:32.440 say when he finds out he's failed, is there? What I mean is 228 00:21:33.279 --> 00:21:37.279 twelve I'd be a poor man to stand in the way of my wife's happiness. 229 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:44.680 So goodbye and good luck Molly. You see, Sam, I told 230 00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:48.839 you I were the man to make Molley happy, Old John Sam, come 231 00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:51.759 back here, what Molly, I've got someone to say to all this. 232 00:21:52.920 --> 00:21:57.359 If this be true, this year's split personality business, what Joys has got 233 00:21:57.359 --> 00:22:00.759 to do is think it out, ah, what us has done all the 234 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:06.240 thinking us can think? Why could we all stay here? Me live with 235 00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:10.720 two husbands? Big me, but we're both Sam small? Really money? 236 00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:15.640 Hi too? One husband sits up any We know that because we be open 237 00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:18.880 minded. But I'm afraid the British law hasn't caught up with such modern things. 238 00:22:19.160 --> 00:22:23.759 They'll conclude two husbands is too nor mistake, oh Dan, either church 239 00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:26.960 wedding, we're only one man? Then one's married. Tone, that's not 240 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:33.160 that's against the law. Now, don't interrupt. Well I've decided. My 241 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:37.519 mother always used to say, well in dougs, go to sleep. So 242 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:40.759 Sam, no, I'm after bed and go to sleep, and you too 243 00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:44.440 are outside. But look here, I don't like do I? But you 244 00:22:44.559 --> 00:22:48.799 doubled yourself without my health. Happen your best sources out on the same rod 245 00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:53.720 likewise without my health? Come on, get along with you don't and don't 246 00:22:53.759 --> 00:23:02.480 come back. Walk till there's not but money. We'd best take a walk 247 00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:06.079 and think some more, Samuel, eyes and stick close to me. I 248 00:23:06.160 --> 00:23:11.640 want no tricks from you. I've not ad matia. Have you sought it 249 00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:15.240 out? Sam, Look, I'm fair sick at death of the now be 250 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:19.799 quiet. It'd be the lamp post where we first met Ai, Sam were 251 00:23:19.799 --> 00:23:22.759 bumped out. We did, and that's what made us two people. It 252 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:29.359 did that, it did. I had bump split us into two, may 253 00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:33.440 up another. I'd bona rook, Sam, if you had stayed in black 254 00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:37.440 Now you look, Samuel, my lad, I didn't stay in Blackpool. 255 00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:41.920 I'm right here. Come. Samuel's murdered in your head. You're already right. 256 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:45.440 Eye has come, Samuel. Put up your jokes like a Yorksman. 257 00:23:45.559 --> 00:23:48.359 But but I don't like bro I'll teach you. I like it. And 258 00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:52.200 the Good Book says, if you're slapped on one, take turned to other. 259 00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:56.640 There's no instructions what to do when that one gets slapped too. If 260 00:23:56.759 --> 00:24:00.799 that means a chap has to use his own judgment, Saw, ye're right 261 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:06.720 to my ten next year, he's in my right spots. I let him, 262 00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:10.200 have one a good one. Next time he's in the right spot, 263 00:24:10.279 --> 00:24:30.640 I let him a good one. No, Molly, here Sam, yeah, 264 00:24:32.000 --> 00:24:37.519 carry him in here there don't know so of for please misstruggle? He 265 00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:41.000 to be everybody? What's happened to Lad this time? The strugle? Poor 266 00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:45.880 Sam? All I know is he was uguing with Gamper. Sister we call 267 00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:51.680 evening. Come time. Took him out. Sam here ran out like a 268 00:24:51.759 --> 00:24:55.319 street but too much. Someone must have thought with him. No, Molly, 269 00:24:56.000 --> 00:24:59.880 he was a lion next to the lampost when I come by, happening 270 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:04.880 might get into that lap? Poor some ins suory to get home. Well, 271 00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:08.440 mister Rocle is breathing. Guess you go through? We will? Can 272 00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:12.119 I do what moremy No, mister Rucle, just shoot dough when you go 273 00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:22.359 with you would? All right? Poor Sam too much? Some in trouble 274 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:26.759 again, n Molly, I'm not drunk, of course, not some. 275 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:32.480 I killed him, Molly, who killed you? Some? Samuel? Samuel? 276 00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:37.799 Samuel Lou Oh, then you forget Samuel, you forgive us, forget 277 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:44.559 to forgive a somewhat tails You get so perennial. Don't you remember, Molly, 278 00:25:44.839 --> 00:25:48.039 Samuel and me? Why you said I only said you did not get 279 00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:55.039 home before tooking out time some Well ah, well, Molly, you'd be 280 00:25:55.160 --> 00:26:00.839 the best wife of the world. No, sir, I'm never going down 281 00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:06.400 to this bread eagle anymore. I'll be staying Norman read here while you're nit 282 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:12.079 evan forbid. I'd never have a moment's peace Samuel's galloway. I was like, 283 00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:19.519 yes you are, mm Hmmmullia am determined from now one, I'm up 284 00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:25.119 to be more like Samuel. He's really my better rass Nay, you got 285 00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:32.799 no but one better raft and that's me. Come on now, bumping it 286 00:26:33.000 --> 00:27:04.880 to lamppost. You have heard Eric Knight short story Cess Mall's Better Half, 287 00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:22.720 especially adapted for radio by Vernon Olsen and directed by Charles Urkhard Sam and Samuel 288 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:27.039 Small were played by Charles Penman and Herb Butterfield. The original musical score was 289 00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:30.160 written and conducted by Roy Shield.