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punch Junk Sports where winners win. Daddy's

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in San Diego. Where are you
at, teams? You're in San Diego.

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Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing the
h the American Comedy Company because I

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never get asked to do the La
Joya Comedy Store, so I come down

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doing the American Comedy Company, which
I mean, I love the the La

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Joya Comedy Store. But man,
to be right down in the center of

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chaos is amazing. Yeah, it's
if you. If you any like major

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town has like that area where you
just park your car and you're just leaving

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it there for six hours because you're
walking to eleven different bars and just drink

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in and oh yeah, you get
there at six and you wind up having

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pancakes somewhere at like three am without
leaving the area. That's exactly where that

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place about San Diego is that there's
multiple places where it's like, depending on

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your age, is where you hang
out. But wherever you hang out,

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there are smoke shows. Like,
so you're like a college kid, you

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don't go downtown. You don't go
downtown San Diego. You go to PB

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Pacific Beach. Right. But if
you get like older than college, like

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twenty five and up, you go
downtown Los Angeles. I mean yep,

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yep. And then when you're like
in your fifties and forties and you got

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all the money, then you're over
in Lajoya. There we go. Now

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you get it. Yeah, it's
like Real Housewives of some of Lajoya.

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They could do one. It's all
rich, fucking I mean there's a Lamborghini

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dealership right next to the comedy store
right past. I don't want to go

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into it too deep, but I
did a show of Brian Callen and the

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women in like the Santa Monica area
of Los Angeles. Now, if you've

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never been in La or never been
in Southern Cow, just know from Santa

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Monica down to San Diego it's like
the same city. It's like one giant

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city, and it's it's like it's
God's country. Right. Yeah, you

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can literally take just take the beach
roads because all of those cities all the

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way down are all on the ocean
and it's all like the same kind of

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shiny, smelling good women who lived
a great life, like they were Shindler

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in their past life. So they
got to come back as smoke show chicks

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who live in southern Cow, right, they don't. I mean, not

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as fifty year old I've ever seen
in my life. Thank you, Sam?

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Oh wait say that again. Yeah, your tids were great. I

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mean, this human being was insane, but it's just like it was a

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room full of that. Everybody looked
like they she could actually be Schindler.

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He died in seventy four, so
if she was born in seventy four,

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should be like right in that age
group. Yeah, he died in seventy

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four. I'm this days old when
I learned that I was alive while Shinther

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was alive. That's crazy. It
does make sense though, Yeah, I

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mean it. He's born in a
nineteen o eight. He wasn't even that

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old when he died. He was
sixty six when he died. H I

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mean, what did you what club
was? It was at that one in

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the thirty shoe Promenade. It was
just this this cless little rock club that's

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out there, and I might actually
shoot a special there either there or a

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cup. I got one other place. I'm ready to shoot special. I

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just want to dump this material and
I'm never gonna dump it unless I shoot

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it right right right? What do
you where do you want to spear?

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The other place you want to shoot
it? I'm thinking three clubs. They've

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redone, the whole, the whole
on Santa Monica, Sam on come bine.

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I love that place, so I'm
thinking about it. Yeah, and

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that has been Geography of Southern California. Yeah, dude, number one podcast,

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number where all the comedy Now you
know where all of the comedy clubs

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are and where Sam's gonna fucking shoot
is special? All right? What do

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you gotta want to talk about?
You? Fuck? I don't know about

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the NBA Finals right now. It's
won one Game three isn't about ten minutes?

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I believe it starts. Yeah,
Well, it seems like we always

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record an hour before a major sporting
event, so no matter when we release

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the episode back to back, is
I think it's tomorrow? Okay, okay,

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okay, last night. That's right. They probably would like to extend

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it to Sunday because for some reason
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Yeah, yeah, so do you
think about them that five thirty time too,

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you know, which is nine thirty
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right, Well, I just don't
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over at here. That's too late. That's why they should have done it

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on Sunday. And I know it's
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off, but Sunday everybody's home because
they got to be at work on Monday,

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get want to do it later for
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even even seven thirty on the East
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I agree, because people got plenty
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and go to the game at seven
even, Like, I just took me

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a long time growing up in the
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time when I got out to LA
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on so much earlier in the NFL
starting a fucking four in the morning or

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whether the fuck it was. But
then after about four or five years,

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I loved it. I'm still I
love having your nights money and I footballs

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over at like ten o'clock. You
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dude. Monday football here endSo like
one thirty in the morning if it

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goes overtime. Yeah, and you're
like, holy fuck man, you know,

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you wake up and you got to
look at the score and now,

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and I really miss it. I
missed the fucking West Coast sports early sports

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starts. Yeah, I love it. I love it. I think about

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moving back to Buffalo all the time, or moving to Buffalo back east,

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but that I'm a West Coast kid
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be in San Diego, though I
could do it anyways. So these finals

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are going on, and you know, I've talked to Johnny about this,

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but I'd love to hear your opinion
team about I think the Joker proves that

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players from the eighties and nineties and
even the late seventies could have thrived in

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this in this NBA. Yeah,
I've always thought that, you know,

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I think it's the other way around, ton I think these guys really wouldn't

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have the same amount of success going
backwards as much as the guys backwards coming

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forwards. She's just because the amount
of contact that was allowed. These guys

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aren't used to getting touched, yeah, let alone, but boxed outs,

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you know, fucking elbows, pushed
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to touch the ball. All of
those were files backed back, you know,

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even fucking fifteen years ago, let
alone like twenty years ago. So

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I agree with that. I think
there are something, you know, people

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that could you know, Joekerby in
one of them, but in the overall

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of it would drive now more bub
boy jj rack doesn't think that players could

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compete with athleticism, Like that's the
whole argument between who's the better scoring forward,

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Lebron James or Larry Bird. So
everyone's like, dude, Lebron's just

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two athletic from them, Like you
haven't heard of Dominique Wilkins and the battles

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those two guys had, Like it
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And they're both like Larry Bird was
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he's like I think it was sixty
eight, so he thinks nine Now he's

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six nine. He's sixteen, yea
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nine. Yeah, So I think
Larry Bird would murder it right now.

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Yeah, it's just he's just weren't
him in Magic like famously the same size?

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Like it wasn't that kind of Yeah, they were the same height,

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and we know Magic is six.
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they took Larry Bird Magic Johnson and
you know that medical sign that's like those

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snakes that are coiling up, do
that with their dicks and see to the

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top that black dick, just snake
into the top, then you know who

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the winner is. A bird could
be hung like a fucking donkey. We

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don't know. Well, you know, I like I like the joker.

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I'm very upset that the national narrative
is that nobody's watching these finals and there's

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nobody to blame except for ESPN and
the NBA. If you're always focusing on

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like a team like the Lakers,
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year, and it took one of
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came together to help the Lakers,
because at the end of the day,

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Lakers get rating. So if you're
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playoffs because I want a better pick
for this, for this French guy,

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like, like, I don't even
know what Danny Age was doing. What

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you thaw the way he traded away
all those scorers because he wanted to get

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a better draft pick. I thought
he was like one point guard away from

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hiving a team that could compete for
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that. He shipped out all these
guys and he basically changed the NBA worked

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together to change the Lakers team because
they their ratings. It just didn't even

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make sense that we've seen the Yankees, We've seen the fucking Cowboys, I

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mean cowboys still. I mean,
but we've seen him do that forever,

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the New York teams, LA teams, it's all about money. We've seen

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it happen. I mean, I
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that's a surprise. I mean,
they've fucking just the Lakers path to even

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always being above mediocre is paved in
fucking gold. I mean, you know

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we've seen that shit. Do you
think it's possible that Joe Kick is the

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smartest player to ever played the game, Because if you listen to everybody a

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cross the board, across the board, they're all going he never makes the

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wrong play. Ever, he never
makes the wrong play. But I mean,

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you know, you look at somebody
like Bird, how long he played.

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I mean it's too really to say
something like that. That's my opinion.

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Let this guy play for a fucking
seventeen years and then we'll see.

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It's hard to say and of all
time or ever for somebody that hasn't played

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for you know, a super long
career yet. But he's smart, definitely

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smart, I mean, dude.
And it's so funny because like he's like

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that euro ghetto hood, Like he's
from those tough countries that are broken and

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war. So he's like he ain't
afraid the bang. Dude. You remember

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when the Mors Twins were threatening him
and his brothers blew into town because they

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want to go beat up on the
Moors Twins. Now he's like, that's

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how the fucking h Kabibe did it
with fucking McGregory. Everybody he's ever related

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to was sitting in there waiting for
the fight to end so they could jump

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over the fence and start punching motherfuckers. Some people take yeah, some people

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take it real. It's the opposite
job morant. It's that bro, He's

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this guy is real. What's going
on in Glendale right now too. Actually,

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it's just everybody who was related to
anybody who's got an Armenian kid in

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school is just in the streets.
Twentieth I'm going to it, are you

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going? Yeah? Yeah, June
twentieth. They stick together, they really

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do. I'm so happy. Yeah, we don't want to talk about it.

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Yeah, it's just it's crazy,
but so so. I mean,

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I love that. I think this
is great basketball. You know, again,

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I've talked to We've talked about this
before. But when they keep talking

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talking heat culture, they're talking about
top down politics, meaning that there's two

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guys who run everything. They have
the final say, and if you don't

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like it, get the fuck out, okay, and they'll run you out.

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They'll run you out. They don't
care. They're not like they didn't

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play with Lebron James. Lebron James
wanted to fill his entire crew up the

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Miami Heat organization and pant Rose's like, oh no, so they'll run you

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out, they don't care. And
then they have practice. No other I

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don't think another team holds the amount
of practices that the Heat hole. They

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weren't practice all the time, and
that's what they're talking about. That is

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what my opinion of why the Clippers
because they don't practice, so when the

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offense isn't going, they don't know
what to do the heat when things aren't

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falling, and even if you lose
one game, the next game, they're

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just putting it. They just let
their offense the discipline take over when maybe

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things aren't going their way. And
we're talking about practice, what would what

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would a title here do or that
the whole I mean Spolstra and the front

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office there, like for as far
as setting them apart from their contemporaries,

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like it's a big deal, right, well, I mean he won two

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with Lebron right and those kind of
get thrown out because they were with Lebron.

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As far as his legacy is concerned, I think, yeah, yeah,

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I think it would solidify him.
It's kind of like the coach at

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the Connecticut Huskies, like we finally
got our own, right, I mean,

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like Connecticut they want to you know, it's like those are your titles

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too. But what he meant was
this this regime finally got the ring.

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And I think it's amazing. Dude. Yeah, I like him. I

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like spolsh a lot. So I
was driving down Johnny from LA to San

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Diego and they I played some Bill
Simmons and they were raising the worst GM

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gigs and Ryan Russillo is that his
name? Yeah, yeah, that's the

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other guy one he had. He
had Charlotte number two. Now the Clippers

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were on there as well, but
they had Charlotte number two. What are

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your thoughts on that number two worst? Yeah? Yeah, that makes sense.

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I mean, I mean they think
about they've had terrible there. They've

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never won a seven game series.
Ever, they're the only NBA team has

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never won a seven game series.
And they they have like the fourth,

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third or fourth worst winning percentage since
they came back to Charlotte. Yet they've

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never had a number one overall pick. They never get it, not not

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since they came back to Charlotte.
And the last time they had it was

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LJ. I mean that tells you
how long ago that was. So it's

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bad luck. You got Jordan looking
under your shoulder, probably vetoing things you

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know here, and he's selling,
right is he selling? Maybe? Maybe

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it sounded like he was waiting to
see the results. This is what has

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been rumored that he was waiting to
see the results of the draft lottery,

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and he kind of got like a
you know, kind of a mixed message,

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like because you know, if they
take Scoot, then maybe they have

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a chance, you know, at
another superstar and really moving up. But

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yeah, it's a tough gig,
dude. I mean, it's it's Charlotte.

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You know, it's not a big
market. And the problem is this

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is it's like, what do you
do with him? Because we all obviously

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know he has superstar potential weapons though
they need weapons around him, which is

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the argument for drafting Miller instead of
Scoot Henderson. But I think when you're

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faced with a guy who could be
the next Russell Westbrook, you just have

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to take him. You just have
to take him. I think they could

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play together. I do too.
But if they can't, one of them,

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you can ship out and you can
get somebody who will fit next to

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a point guard, you know what
I mean. They need a wing because

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people forget that Bridges is coming back, you know, I mean he had

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all that domestic dispute ship but he's
coming back, and they're gonna get him

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cheaply. He was gonna leave,
probably because he won a Max deal or

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he was gonna have to sign a
max deal, but now they're getting for

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way less than that. And he
was great his last season before he got

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in little trouble. So I mean
they're not in a bad spot. Honestly.

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They have two first round picks this
year that you know, the number

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two pick and then one later.
It's not a bad spot. I hope

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they do the right thing. Take
take scoot. I hope they do too,

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because that kid Miller went to the
NCAA tournament and didn't do jack nothing.

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He had a game where he had
zero points. Yeah, I zero.

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As that guy, I would score, I would I would have at

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least two. Now, I mean
I was a score. You would think

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Jason's full of it. But I've
seen Jason play basketball and he shows he

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knows how to get to those places
on the floor where people don't see him,

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and he would score two points.
He's right, I'm sneaky. Yeah,

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you think you're defending me. Jason's
a crippling alcoholic who smoked cigarettes.

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He can't score, and next thing
you know, you look at the box

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score and he's got ten points and
you're like, what the fun bro?

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And two blocks and four boards that's
my stats right there. They did.

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They did box scores for your pickup
games. That's the most. I mean,

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they kept pretty fairly decent stats,
but we knew our stats. Everybody

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knew their stats. Also surprisingly good
is um uh. David Taylor. David

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Taylor, Dave Taylor was. Adam
Ray was great and you don't remember,

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but nobody realizes how thick Adam Ray
is now. He's not fat, he's

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thick like he's he's a he's got
he's got meat on him. Dude,

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he's a strong guy. And you
probably don't remember this, but we would

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just me and him would just bang. He would just I would happen when

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you pay the beginning at the follow
line and just like I knew you were

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gonna do a gay joke, then
I got you. So I botted him

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up right there and we would just
play old school biggist basketball. No,

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Brett Moore would come around the line
and I would just boom check him.

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Bro It was very like that league
was very high and certain teams would get

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into it, but the and they
let us kind of get at it like

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that. But the dumbest rule it
was, it was a comedy basketball.

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Every comedy club had a fucking basketball
team filled with comics and staff members.

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No, no, a fanity rules. You couldn't curse on the It was

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that even. And they were so
strict with that rule that even if you

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know, you would pull up for
a three wide open three and you would

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miss it, and you would say
to yourself, oh god, damn it,

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come on t boat something like that. Bad. There's a fucking file

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right there, so you could you
the free throws is what you're talking over,

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cursing like yep, crazy, I
mean, you could decide games that

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fucking stupid rule. Everybody was so
fucking mad about it. And it was

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just like a solid rule of this
gym that we love. They provided the

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fucking staff. You know, it's
like a city league gym. I got

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it. So it was it was, you know, just like a hard

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you know, probably for the kids
or something like that. But that's why

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I'm saying, Sam, and you're
at your house and with your little studio

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you got set up in there,
you gotta get your basketball trophies over your

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back shoulder, like you know what
I mean, Oh damn, bro,

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I didn't even think about that.
I got I'm I'm also going and a

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Grammy. Throw that Grammy up there
too, so it looks like you got

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Grammys and all these trophies. Go
for sure. I'm also gonna go,

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I got a picture of me finishing
first and Amazon on ESPN's Fantasy Basketball League.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking put that
in a nice, nice little frame

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right there. Back to back champs, bro pop, Johnny, go to

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the Fantasy League right now, right
right down, they got listed. None

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of your photo shopping going right now, go okay, because I'm gonna go

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look at it right now, So
before Johnny can photoshop some shit, We're

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gonna go look at who won the
Fantasy League. It's sweet, sad me

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t he won. There we go, there we go, rock and roll

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up. Here we go to go
to league and there we go number one

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with a bullet. We finished number
two though. Uh yeah, Johnny finished

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number two. It's good to see. Good to see finish tee uh school

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club clan that six. See that's
great for me because the first two years

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I was in I finished in last, kind of finished in the last,

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and in this year I did not
finish right in the middle of the pack,

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which is right where I want it's
right where I want to be right

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now, it's right where I want
to have you, you and first,

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you in second and then I like
about you. Dude, light in the

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middle of the pack. I respect, I really do respect that. So

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how many do you think? Do
you think? Denver? Six h Yeah,

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dude, you're making it up,
Johnny. You're just making it up,

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Johnny. Most controversial thing, Johnny
and the woman who marries himself?

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What is that? I mean he
keeps saying that I'm the woman who marries

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himself. What that doesn't make any
sense? Yeah, it does, Johnny.

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It's about women who So look,
it's first place. No, it's

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not first place. John says it
right there, say first place, Johnny.

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There's people that are marrying themselves.
Yeah, of course there are.

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Hey, just wanted to clarify that
Sam is misleading everyone. Well, he's

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showing you there is the results of
the final game of the exhibition tournament.

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We agreed as a league to crown
our champion from the regular season. What

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I'm showing you is where in the
app it says I'm the champion of the

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Hey, what do you guys think
about this fucking which I found hilarious long

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overdue? Skip Bayless, who's a
fucking just uprend Sharp. Yeah, I

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mean it's it really is hilarious.
It's so funny, you know, it's

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just hilarious, dude, It's just
it's just hilarious because Skip Bayless is a

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giant pie. The Shannon Sharp is
a marble bottle. And that's coming from

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a marble bottle. Okay, I
know my people, I know my marble

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mouth people. You've seen him in
the rooms? What you've seen him in

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the marble mouth room? Yeah?
What we all meet talking about? We

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all have to figure out what the
other guy said. We have to do

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that. Yeah, for sure,
bro, for sure. It sounds like

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he has an now later in his
mouth and like he just got tired of

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being like the punchline in the black
community getting lit up by this fucking guy

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that looks like a gay magician.
I don't think he was getting lit up.

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I thought he was getting talking down
to. I thought he was being

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disrespected so many times, and for
I don't know what kind of ratings.

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I mean, think about who watches
that fucking show. It's not fucking twenty

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five year olds watching that fucking show
watches that show. It's like, you

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know, it's a YouTube show.
That's where it gets all of its numbers.

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Nobody watches Fox Sports. Did you
listen to them? Though? Towards

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the end, they got really nasty
with each other, really really like I'm

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surprised he didn't get punched in the
face, like punch drunk level nasty,

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like the way you guys had your
blood content. Yeah, I mean seriously,

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it was entertaining. I mean I
enjoyed it, but it was it's

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shit that adults, grown men that
who aren't comedians and kill them. Back

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from Ship Bayliss was definitely in the
rook. And think about how much of

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an asshole you have to be if
Steven A. Smith doesn't want to work

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with you because that guy's not Steven
A. Smith. I don't think that's

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true. I thought Stephen A.
Smith wanted him back. I don't know

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that you wanted He hustled him out
of there, but any in which way,

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everybody that's ever worked with this guy
is like, fuck this guy.

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Oh yeah, I mean that's my
whole thing about Keith Overman. Like he's

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on the internet trying to be like
the social justice warrior. It's like you've

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been fired from every job you've had
because you're impossible to work with, because

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you're a piece of shit. Here's
what Dan Lebottard said. I want to

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hear if you guys agree with this. He said that Skip needs Shannon Sharp

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more than Shannon Sharp needs Skip Bayless. What do you agree with that?

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Yes? I don't know, man, I fla Skip Bayless is because he's

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so crazy. That's his brand and
that's appealing to people. You think he'll

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do that with whoever he's with.
Yeah, yeah, So let's let's get

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into who do you think should replace
Shannon Sharp? Do you think beat like

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wasn't it isn't the talking weren't they
talking about the guy who used to be

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the running back for the Eagles coming
in there? Have you guys paid best?

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Uh? Yeah? Maybe? Uh? Hold on? Fuck? Uh

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yeah? Lesha McCoy, Sorry,
Lesha McCoy. They were talking about him.

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Couldn't be bad like Steve Smith from
the Panthers, how bad. I

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think he's got well, dude,
he would find I mean, can you

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imagine he'd fucking fucks get bailes up? I don't think they could do that.

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He would be his ass. Yeah, he would, I would,

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I would now, I would watch
that. I would watch that too.

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Um Dion Sanders would have been great, but he's got a real job.

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Another guy, he's another guy who
would throw hands. Charles Barkley just they've

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just paid Charles a hundred mill over
ten years to talk basketball. Good for

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Charles, every penny worth every penny. So it's the best group of any

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broadcasters of every sport. Are those
guys together? UNCA and America will let

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them say whatever they want. That's
why. That's it. I could go

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out there and talk is shit,
but they would never let me because you're

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not Barkley. No, because I'm
not Black. Well that's true too,

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and Barkley. I think that,
Uh yeah, I think that. I

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think that they're the best. Who
else would be fucking good? It would

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be great, you know, it
would be great. Floyd Mayweather. No,

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awesome, he wouldn't. He wouldn't
study all the sports stuff like that.

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Dude doesn't have an interest in Okay, I got you. You know

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what I get. I'm telling you. But Marty Jones or whatever his name

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is, Yeah, that's gonna get
that showing HBO sucking. Nobody's watching it

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and he's just gotten named brand or
they're gonna get that dumb ass chick Jerman

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Hail or whatever it is that now
that was ruined his show. That would

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tank his show. Actually, if
she got Hills, do you hear that

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she asked for one hundred million dollars
to Spotify and they just fired her.

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I mean I fired hundred million dollars
for her. She's like, I want

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a hundred mil or I believe she
Actually the quote was she wanted Joe Rogan

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money. I'm not I'm not even
doing a joke. I really do think

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that's at least what the headline said. Whatever fucking team came to my fucking

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window. I think Snoop Dogg or
uh ice Cube would be good too.

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Big sports fans both funny. I've
got your list, Okay here, oh

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no, I got it. You're
ready you're ready. Okay, go ahead,

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but I had the actual list.
Go ahead, Okay, Beverley,

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Patrick, Beverley, We're not on
the list. But yeah, it's uh

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it's Lashawn McCoy. Like I said, okay, Emanuel Wacho, Joy Taylor,

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I don't know who that is.
And then your boy, your boy

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Sam nick Wright. Uh no,
I I just just no, no,

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right, Joy Taylor Joy the chick
who she's like, she's kind of like

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like thick, right. Oh,
She's like, You're like, are you

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hot? Are you not hot?
I can't tell because sometimes I think you're

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really hot, and then sometimes I'm
like, I don't know if you're hot.

406
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:36,480
But I get that a lot.
Joy Taylor is so woke it's disgusting,

407
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:41,599
and and that would put Skip in
a really bad place because he says

408
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,640
shit and she'd be like, you
can't say that to a woman, and

409
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,880
like hold out every woke card like
I can't. I Like, I'm really

410
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:56,519
starting to not enjoy Colin Coward,
Like there's sometimes I can't believe you ever

411
00:30:56,599 --> 00:31:00,839
did honestly. I mean like he's
just serviceable, like if you're looking for

412
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:06,880
something, just to turn on the
radio, but like whenever his his money

413
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,559
is threatened. He gaslights his crowd
so awful and we should say what you're

414
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:18,039
talking about? He's been way off
on this thing. This basically Saudi Arabia.

415
00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:21,240
If you hadn't living under a rock. Uh. They bought the PGA

416
00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:23,920
tours. They're calling a merger,
but they they own everything. If you

417
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:32,440
look at this affects you. Oh, he knows about it. He's the

418
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,279
one who wanted to set it up
this week for us to talk about it

419
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:41,240
is easy to come in and talk
about it. So I guess now what

420
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:44,200
your boy? Uh? I don't
know why I just said your boy again.

421
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,039
But he has a take on that
that you don't like, right,

422
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:49,319
you think he's gas lighting people say, dude, well Howard? Like?

423
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:55,200
His whole argument is that if the
US government will work with them, why

424
00:31:55,240 --> 00:32:00,599
can't I Like, the US government
has some like cretible institution. And the

425
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:06,079
whole thing is like what he's doing
is now that they merge, he doesn't

426
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:09,640
want to shit talk them, okay, because he knows there's the possibility of

427
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,119
a lot of money coming his way
and that's it and like to sit there

428
00:32:15,119 --> 00:32:17,359
and go, oh, why are
you like? What really upset me?

429
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:22,519
He'd set this multiple times, because
what these guys do that do like three

430
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:27,319
hour shows, is they just do
the same hour over and over again.

431
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,960
That's all they do. They just
repeat the hour because they know nobody listens

432
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,119
the whole time. So he says
the same talking points, and one of

433
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,680
us talking was points was do not
disparage anybody that might have an opportunity for

434
00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:46,279
making a lot of money, because
you don't know if sometime someone might come

435
00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:50,839
with you with an offer for a
lot of money. And this way says,

436
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,480
I doubt it, but it might
happen, Like you're a piece of

437
00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:00,240
shit for you don't know. I
doubt it. I doubt it. Do

438
00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:06,240
you know who's listening to sports talk
radio? Guys who are going to real

439
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,759
jobs, you piece of shit?
Right Like so so people that might have

440
00:33:10,799 --> 00:33:16,759
a problem with the PGA tour working
with people who supposedly funded nine to eleven,

441
00:33:17,119 --> 00:33:21,720
they're idiots who aren't going to succeed. Is that what you're telling us,

442
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,599
you fucking gaslighter? Like it hits
me off so much. Here's the

443
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,160
same to that exact same fucking point. You know, NBC owns a golf

444
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:36,920
channel, and all every time there's
a PGA Tour, and and there were

445
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:40,240
lift golfers in it. You know, they'd always have some snide ship to

446
00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:44,640
say. They would always have a
little fucking jab they had to give.

447
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:49,480
And then the Golf Channel was really
fucking anti. They wouldn't showing shit about

448
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:55,440
it. And somebody there said something
about them taking money from murderers or something

449
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:01,480
like that, and I go,
you're owned by NBC. NBC put on

450
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:07,720
the fucking u the Olympics in China. Yeah, how many human rights fucking

451
00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:12,519
violations have gone on in channel?
Put on the Olympics in Russia? Yeah,

452
00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:19,960
but taking their fucking money and them
a shipload of money to broadcast these

453
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:24,440
fucking Olympics, right, I mean
you add up Russia in China and compare

454
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:30,639
those human rights violations they just glassed
over for a shipload of money. I

455
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,719
mean, I'm not saying any of
them. But what about what about the

456
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,079
PGA Tour. The PGA Tour wouldn't
let the Byron Nelson Classic have rayth Theon

457
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:42,719
as a sponsor because they said Raytheon
had dealings with Saudi Arabia, so they

458
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,719
wouldn't let them have a sponsor.
The PGA to have that as a sponsor

459
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:51,119
the PGA tour and they just let
themselves be bought by Saudi Arabia. Back

460
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:53,440
to nine to eleven. If we're
gonna believe the official story, which I

461
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:59,920
don't, but if you believe it
they funded that terrorist attack on a mar

462
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,039
A cup, that's it. I
mean, that's at the end of the

463
00:35:02,119 --> 00:35:06,559
day, and all these Americans working
with them. If you believe that story

464
00:35:06,679 --> 00:35:09,800
is treason is I'm sorry, Like
I really want to go du buy one

465
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:15,119
day. That's why I would look
baas. Yeah, it looks like it's

466
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:17,559
like what America was back in the
day, Like I would look at something

467
00:35:17,639 --> 00:35:22,639
from Star Wars. I think there's
other stories in nine to eleven that isn't

468
00:35:22,679 --> 00:35:29,079
what people think. So, but
according to the official narrative, I mean

469
00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:34,639
you remember that that was that that
page that the nine to eleven UH Committee

470
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,920
didn't want out, that the Saudis
didn't want out. You know, all

471
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:43,280
that bullshit, that that bullshit story
they're telling everybody. But if you believe

472
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,360
it that when we're going to people
who directly attacked America, like what are

473
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:54,159
we talking about? Yeah, and
then just say it, stop gaslighting your

474
00:35:54,159 --> 00:35:59,239
crowd. He did with the themar
Hamlin shit too, Like, oh dude,

475
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,719
it was just a really bad hit. Dude, I've seen people's heads

476
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:07,320
knocked off. They didn't stop the
game. That meme was so funny.

477
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:13,800
You sent me today to mar Hamlin
thing to tell him when it was it

478
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:16,800
said, uh had a picture to
mar Hamlin working out and it said,

479
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:22,760
I don't want to miscord a book. It was, uh, this guy

480
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:28,119
died. This guy died and came
back to life of five months ago?

481
00:36:28,599 --> 00:36:32,679
And who is it? Was it? Michael Thomas? That Michael Thomas still

482
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:40,639
hasn't played. It's so funny,
so damn funny. It's true. He

483
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,079
died and came back to life.
He's on the field, and you got

484
00:36:44,159 --> 00:36:46,360
people with like a fucking bad,
fucking hamstring. They're just still sitting there.

485
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,400
It's crazy. I mean, there's
nothing nothing. I mean, I

486
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,039
guess that's them saying like, hey, it's such a rare thing that there's

487
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:59,559
no chance of him having this happen
again, so let him play it.

488
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:02,360
Did you know? It's just stupid. The whole thing's dumb, Like you

489
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:07,519
can't win the lottery twice. You
can win the lottery twice, right,

490
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:14,719
but you can't win the lottery and
get struck by lightning twice in the same

491
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,559
place. That's what I think the
saying is. Sam. I know you

492
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:20,800
have to leave soon, but before
I wanted to show you something that I

493
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,199
found cleaning out a bunch of shit
for like a garage. You know,

494
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:28,519
everybody in the whole area has a
garage. Said You're like, Oh,

495
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,840
You're gonna die when you see what
I found? Is it he only that

496
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:40,920
I know of living copy of the
Kajack sketch? Hee hee. It's like

497
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,400
cutting you off, Sam, You're
too loud. You gotta be quieter.

498
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:53,320
And there's no dude. I just
literally was on Ryan Frickler's podcast talking about

499
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:59,559
the Stupid Dummies and how I set
my copy to MTV, like an idiot,

500
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,440
Do you really find that yesterday?
Does it play? I don't know.

501
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:07,880
I got It's a VCR. Who
the fuck has a VCR? But

502
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,280
I have a copy. I've got
to I've got to get a transfer this

503
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:15,280
to some ship. Bro. You
just brought me so much happiness. I

504
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,800
knew it. Jarvis was no fucking
happy dude. I can't believe you did

505
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,760
this. Dude. Look listen,
and here's the other crazy thing. So

506
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:30,239
we duncan me Tripoli, Brian Jarvis, uh my buddy Jay Rogers. We

507
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,760
were in a sketch group called the
Stupid Dummies beat a couple of shows and

508
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,159
each one was completely different. It
wasn't like we kept going around town doing

509
00:38:37,159 --> 00:38:42,079
the same sketches. We would write
out an entire show all Brandy sketches and

510
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,400
uh. In this one, we
all wound up shaving our heads all live

511
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,840
on stage. But there was only
one time. Nobody could find it.

512
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,199
We've been talking about it for years. I mean this has to be no.

513
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,320
I told you what happened, bro, and you're interested in us.

514
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:59,000
I sent the copy and it was
and we thought a copy. I was

515
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:02,519
such an idiot because I was so
excited about MTV, like in our project,

516
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,920
because it was like a ninety minute, ninety minute sketch up. But

517
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,800
here's the crazy thing that it says
on it. Do you remember we had

518
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:15,400
to have two comics in the middle, and then like one third in and

519
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,960
then two thirds in there would be
a comic because we had to change upon

520
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,400
on elaborate shit, So we had
different people each time do like ten twelve,

521
00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:28,639
fifteen minutes whatever that was. Al
Magical's first ever set in Los Angeles.

522
00:39:29,199 --> 00:39:32,079
Yeah, and that's on this one
too, So I literally have magicals

523
00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:36,679
first ever set in LA because we
got jarmed us up in San France.

524
00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:42,639
We have to do a big thing
with this because Duncan was in this.

525
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:46,360
It was huge. Stupid dubbies were
huge. You want me to get them?

526
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,440
Do you want me to get you
one of those boxes sent where you

527
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,360
send it in and get it digitized. Yeah, we'll have to do that

528
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:59,079
because I'm telling you, man,
this is fucking I didn't you remember some

529
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:02,360
of the sketches. The code Jack
sketch is just absolutely golden, and it

530
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:08,440
was the name of the sketch actually
was Duncan has cancer. But we all

531
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:13,079
thought Duncan had cancer because he had
an audition for the Coajack movie. He

532
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,960
clearly has a bad cap on,
his hair's popping out, all of it.

533
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:19,559
He leaves the stage. We're all
like, fuck, man, if

534
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,360
there's no way it's a no Cojack
fucking audition, And it was like,

535
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:27,440
yeah, Duncan has cancer. We're
like fuck. Then this big movie plays

536
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,840
of his mom saying as so many
pictures we edited all together of that kermitive

537
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:37,960
frog. So that plays in a
montage of Duncan's whole life. I mean

538
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:44,440
it's a fucking five minutes. And
while that video is playing, we are

539
00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:50,079
all crying and shaving our heads completely. I couldn't shave my head because I

540
00:40:50,199 --> 00:40:53,079
put in Montreal. Yeah Champ didn't, but the rest of us were crying

541
00:40:53,119 --> 00:41:00,920
and just shaving our heads completely bald
for solidarity with Duncan because he has cancer.

542
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,000
He comes back right with the song
as he's twirling his ball cap like

543
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:08,320
just book me a movie, buddy, and all of us just have just

544
00:41:08,559 --> 00:41:13,880
clunks, a hair missing, dude, just straight stripes. We look absolutely

545
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,119
insane, like insane people. It's
like, what the fuck happened to?

546
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,599
But but that's you can only do
that ever once, right, once every

547
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:24,400
one two months. Yeah, three
of us were ball for four fucking four

548
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:31,000
months. Tom Brady's haircut so well, I cannot believe you found that,

549
00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:39,000
dude. That is like a dying
wish come true the time, sim like

550
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:42,199
Sam talks about that all the time, Like, dude, I wish I

551
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,960
still had that tape John talking about
you. You have no clue how funny

552
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:50,920
this ship was. Can't wait to
see it. There was one episode where

553
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,119
Kiri Stoytanovich comes up on stage and
I don't know if it was in the

554
00:41:55,239 --> 00:42:00,679
stupid dummies, but we looked so
alive, like I told everybody she was

555
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:07,280
my sister, and yeah, he's
And then we started making out on stage

556
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:14,920
and everyone's like, oh, that's
gross. Okay, final thing. Then

557
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:20,599
I got jam You guys keep going. Do you think the Raiders are so

558
00:42:20,679 --> 00:42:27,039
smart that they're dumb enough to get
Jimmy g if it turns out he can't

559
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:32,360
play just the super tank for one
of these quarterbacks. Well, if you

560
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:37,360
didn't hear what Sam's talking about,
it is it turned out that he actually

561
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:42,039
didn't pass his physical. They waived
the physical requirements to sign him, right,

562
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,519
I'm just saying that for the benefit
of everybody at home if you didn't

563
00:42:46,559 --> 00:42:52,079
know the story. So so now
they potentially have a guy who can't pass

564
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,400
a physical as QB one on their
depth chart, but then they have a

565
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,960
financial out to it. Yeah yeah, but Sam was Sam's suggesting, is

566
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,280
that they're actually doing that to Tank. What do you think? Well,

567
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:12,480
I mean, I don't think they
thought that deep into that, but when

568
00:43:12,519 --> 00:43:16,800
they didn't pass that physical and they
kind of kind of made that contract like

569
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:21,400
am not saying not guarantee, but
if he does pass physical, then everything's

570
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,119
just way they go. Well,
I think they did it with him with

571
00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:30,079
the tension of him passing its physical
and then when they act so it's a

572
00:43:30,119 --> 00:43:35,000
byproduct that ain't too bad, you
know what I mean, To not be

573
00:43:35,039 --> 00:43:37,920
financially on the hook and to be
completely fucked the quarterback when there's fucking three

574
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:44,199
great quarterbacks coming out next year,
you know for sure. But I don't

575
00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:45,760
think they were like, hey,
I heard this guy's not There's no way

576
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:50,039
he's gonna pass. I don't think
that they thought. I don't think they

577
00:43:50,079 --> 00:43:53,760
knew he wouldn't pass that physical.
But once he didn't, I bet that

578
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:59,559
conversation was had. You know,
those gems got to think about They got

579
00:43:59,559 --> 00:44:02,440
to be thinking two years ahead of
the time. Those guys aren't thinking about

580
00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:06,519
winning tomorrow. They're like, how
the fuck are we? Uh? Who

581
00:44:06,559 --> 00:44:08,119
are we looking at for next year? Those gym those guys are the guys

582
00:44:08,119 --> 00:44:12,599
that are in charge of the scouts. You know, Caleb, Caleb Williams,

583
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,320
is he looks good, dude?
Your quarterback looks good? Yeah,

584
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,599
Drake May's good. But like I
mean, just looking from the outside,

585
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:22,599
you kind of get used to watching
your own guy play. And believe me,

586
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,559
Drake May's the best quarterback we've ever
had with Carolina. The Caleb wins

587
00:44:25,559 --> 00:44:30,599
away. He moves, man,
he moves so easy. Well, how

588
00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:36,119
about your boys starting for the Redskids, which I refused to Samhow yeah,

589
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,400
damn, how yeah, He's he's
fine, he's got great arm. We'll

590
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,320
see how, we'll see how he's
gonna be. I don't the game,

591
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,199
the NFL might be able too fast
for him, but we'll see. He

592
00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:49,719
deserves a shot for sure. He's
a gamer. He can run. But

593
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:53,039
Drake May's got I mean, he's
more of a Peyton Manning with wheels type.

594
00:44:53,079 --> 00:44:57,039
And then this Caleb Williams, Dude, it's just he's just smooth man.

595
00:44:57,119 --> 00:45:02,719
He's a He's a total package.
I haven't seen uh uh Sanders kid

596
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:08,079
play much. What's the book on
him? Uh? Pretty good man.

597
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:14,960
But you know the knock on him
is just competition level. He won like

598
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:24,880
the overall I guess you could say, uh, Heisman of the HBCU divisions

599
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,519
of all of you know, so
here was the best quarter not only the

600
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:34,159
best quarterback, the best over offensive
player player. I forget the award is

601
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,360
what it's named after, what it's
called, but it's essentially the MVP of

602
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,599
the whole year. He won that, then his dad becomes head coach.

603
00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:46,039
Colorado brought him and they said he
looks great in the fucking spring game or

604
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:50,719
whatever the fuck they call that ship
spring game. Yeah, that they just

605
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,159
had. They said that there's a
seven thousand percent increase in ticket sales for

606
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:59,480
Colorado this year. That's the number
they use. It's not even possible.

607
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,840
How is that. I didn't know
that was a real thing, because you

608
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:07,679
go from nothing, nobody going to
having somewhat of a full stadium. You

609
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:14,719
got rid of like forty thirty thirty
five. They sucked, But I'm saying

610
00:46:15,119 --> 00:46:19,280
he gave him all a chance.
And after a few weeks, the ridings

611
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,599
on the walls, you know what
I mean, your name is. I'm

612
00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:25,239
sure you guys saw that video right
of though, him telling them like,

613
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,159
hey, some of you guys are
gonna have to fucking hit the road started.

614
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,639
Some of those starters were fourth on
the depth chart and they were like,

615
00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:37,000
I'm out of here. You know, that's the other thing that trans

616
00:46:37,079 --> 00:46:42,880
report all. You know, none
of that was was an option, uh

617
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,039
in the nineties, in the early
two thousands, you know you didn't like

618
00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:50,159
it, fucking drop out, go
reapply, so you know you couldn't just

619
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,480
like go, hey, okay,
who wants me? Who wants me?

620
00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:58,679
Who whose program? Go I fit
good in? And you re almost reuh

621
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,840
recruiting. It's almost like double recruiting
that fucking transfer paral. Dude, Not

622
00:47:02,079 --> 00:47:07,559
only do you double recruit, you
have to recruit everybody every year, so

623
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:09,880
you can recruit guys three or four
times, especially in basketball. Man.

624
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,599
Yeah, now those guys, Now, those scouts are not only in charge

625
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:15,559
of looking at, hey, who's
coming out of high school? They're like,

626
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:19,559
who the fuck is on every single
team in the entire fucking country,

627
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:23,039
including Division two, Division three.
You know it must be just maddening.

628
00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:29,079
They must dream about fucking whatever's football
NonStop, those fucking college scouts. Oh,

629
00:47:29,119 --> 00:47:30,719
it's gotta make you crazy. And
have you guys seen the stats?

630
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:35,639
The stats are just I mean,
they're they're kind of crazy. Like,

631
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:40,000
Okay, this is by conference the
percentage of their players that are in the

632
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,679
transfer portal. The NBC thirty eight
percent of their players entered the transfer portal.

633
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:51,760
The American Conference thirty two percent,
America East thirty two percent. I

634
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,719
mean, just go down. Like
the MAC had thirty one percent of their

635
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:59,400
players entered the transfer portal. The
Big East had twenty seven point five percent,

636
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,880
the Pack Well twenty seven point three, the Atlantic ten twenty six point

637
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:07,360
six. I'm looking. It was
the NEC it was thirty eight percent.

638
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,119
I think it's what it said here. But even the like even the big

639
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:16,239
conferences, the AEC had twenty two
percent of their players transfer and or enter

640
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:20,280
the portal rather and the SEC had
twenty one percent. So one out of

641
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:25,880
five guys on these teams were entering
the portal. Good good by four years.

642
00:48:27,039 --> 00:48:30,440
They only get four years. They
should move around. Yeah, like

643
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:39,000
you is Nick Saban crying about game
image likeness? Like you just crying about

644
00:48:39,039 --> 00:48:45,800
it because the Alabama does have the
donors that everybody else has. Here's here's

645
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,719
the thing, Sam, this is
they said that sixty percent of the players

646
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:52,639
who transferred to a quote power six
program saw their minutes go down with the

647
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,840
new team. So you got people
there think they're going somewhere better and they're

648
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,559
actually screwing themselves. Well you know
what it's but it's like it's right if

649
00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:04,559
it doesn't work out, you have
to give them the right to do whatever

650
00:49:04,599 --> 00:49:07,559
they want to do. The fact
that they couldn't go. Remember the old

651
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:10,760
rule was, oh, if you
transferred, you lost one year eligibility.

652
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,639
Go fuck yourself. Like that's disgusting, that's ridiculous. Yeah, no,

653
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,880
I'm with you. I'm with you. It's just it's just there needs to

654
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:23,159
be someone someone else, Like I
don't like more advising for these, you

655
00:49:23,199 --> 00:49:27,719
know, for the kids or something. Well listen, if you're gonna go

656
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:34,679
from Alabama, well you couldn't start
and then you transfer to let's say South

657
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:38,960
Carolina, does that mean you're you're
automatically gonna start. No, So it's

658
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,639
like you got transferred somewhere where you
where you know you got good chance of

659
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,320
starting. Like that's what people aren't
doing. What's happening is some of these

660
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,920
guys are getting in the transfer a
portal, looking for another place, getting

661
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,800
replaced, and then they can't go
back to their current school, so they

662
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,280
end up going to a school it's
not a good fit for them because nobody

663
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,440
wants them. Dude, just four
hours ago the PRESI and then the NC

664
00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:04,840
double A is he said he wants
the federal government to regulate name, image

665
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,480
likeness. What do you think about
that? No, I'm against it.

666
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,119
What do you think about this?
I'm entering the trans reportal right now,

667
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,599
I'm announcing it right, Good luck, Jason, dude. I think it's

668
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:22,800
transferred to another sports podcast. I'm
entering the Transfers. Yeah, exactly right.

669
00:50:22,039 --> 00:50:25,440
I am entering the trans reportal for
another sports podcast. I mean there's

670
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:30,039
I'm scouting. Yeah, who are
you thinking about going to? Is Dirty

671
00:50:30,079 --> 00:50:34,159
Sports still going? I don't know
if it's still going. I think they

672
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:37,679
are. Are they? No?
I think it's gonna be me and Skip

673
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:43,119
Bayless respect. Damn, damn?
Is Dirty Sports really nut still happening?

674
00:50:43,119 --> 00:50:45,920
That's funny? No, I think
it is. I know. All I

675
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:50,920
ever see is just Joe Praino yelling
about the Mets and politics on Twitter.

676
00:50:52,039 --> 00:50:58,119
I would go on later, brother, Sammy, dude, I'm so happy,

677
00:50:58,599 --> 00:51:00,679
Like dude, this is like this. I knew you're gonna love it.

678
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,440
This is Christmas, Dude. We
gotta do it right. We gotta

679
00:51:05,519 --> 00:51:08,920
put it out. Most of the
people that were in that are dad.

680
00:51:10,119 --> 00:51:15,679
Hey, you're telling me a Michigan
you can't find one VCR I mean,

681
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,440
I would be careful with it,
Jason, honestly, Like, maybe just

682
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:22,119
send it directly to like one of
those I can get you one of those

683
00:51:22,159 --> 00:51:24,360
boxes sent at your house and you
just send it to them and they'll send

684
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:30,000
you the file it or something.
Yeah, and it'll be online like on

685
00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:32,719
Google Drive. Will they send you
back your tape? They do? Yeah?

686
00:51:34,119 --> 00:51:38,199
All right, bye guys. By
Sales and the jokes on him,

687
00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:45,320
I accidentally taped over in a real
fucking sweet gay parn my mom. She

688
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:49,920
got all of her vh VHS tapes
digitized, or at least a lot of

689
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,440
them, and Dude, I was
sweating bullets because I know they're at least

690
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:59,360
a couple of those tapes that have
when I was like twelve, every nude

691
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,280
scene I could fine taped into them, from HBO to jerk Off. When

692
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,559
I was like twelve, thirteen,
fourteen, dude, I was I checked

693
00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:08,000
every one of them as soon as
they got posted online. I was like,

694
00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:12,480
oh no, no, Tandy Newton's
titties and that John Bon Joey movie.

695
00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:15,480
No, not in this one.
I well, I hope, I'm

696
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,960
pretty sure that's not the gay porn
that I taped over, because I taped.

697
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,079
I do remember taping over one of
them with this movie called The Fast

698
00:52:23,159 --> 00:52:28,639
and Furriest, and it's just a
bunch of these fucking guys dressed like giraffes.

699
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,920
Really, I think there were guys
just really fucking helsing me down with

700
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:37,400
these biggest nicks I've ever seen in
my life, like an animal. Anything

701
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,119
about Lionel Messi come in to MLS, you eve a shit about that.

702
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:45,719
You know, it's the same thing. Remember when fucking that sexy motherfucker came

703
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:52,039
to LA. There was a last
time Ibrahim and Vich right before him,

704
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:53,760
David Beckham, he's the one that
owns Miami. Yeah, he owns the

705
00:52:53,760 --> 00:53:00,440
team in Miami that I saw that
Beckham did because I was in LA and

706
00:53:00,039 --> 00:53:02,280
got everybody juiced up for it.
But you know, it was kind of

707
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:08,400
like seeing like a Paqui al Mayweather
when they were both like forty. You're

708
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,719
like, I wanted you got Ben
some bet more bad assets. There's just

709
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,400
ten years ago. I mean,
I'm still it's still cool. Sure,

710
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,599
No, totally, yeah, you're
right. I mean there were teams that

711
00:53:17,679 --> 00:53:23,440
wanted Messy and they were trying to
get him back to Barcelona. But and

712
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:28,679
for them it's like almost like it's
almost like live golf. It's almost like

713
00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:30,519
a cash grab for them. They're
like, I mean, I'm rich enough

714
00:53:30,519 --> 00:53:32,599
to retire, but you know what, I'll go to fucking live in Miami

715
00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:36,719
playing with soccer. I got a
few years left. They're gonna pay me

716
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:42,159
a shitload of money. But you
know, they're not like, I don't

717
00:53:42,159 --> 00:53:44,320
know, I don't know, I
don't know. I get what you're saying.

718
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,599
And and and honestly, that was
a mistake and an MLS made early

719
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:51,920
on. They all they just tried
to sign over the hill guys with names,

720
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,039
so the soccer wasn't that good.
And in the decades since, you

721
00:53:55,079 --> 00:54:00,239
know, the early days, they've
done a better job of focusing on or

722
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,800
talent. By the way, dude, the MLS, I don't know if

723
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:06,480
you know much about it, but
it's very convoluted, the way the salary

724
00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:09,320
structure works and the way the teams
are owned, like it's centrally owned.

725
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:15,880
Actually MLS, the organization actually owns
the teams and they have really strict salary

726
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:21,760
caps. They have three players that
they can give whatever they want salary wise,

727
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,519
they're called designated players, and then
the rest of the team fits into

728
00:54:23,559 --> 00:54:29,960
a really strict salary cap structure.
But they're all these rules. There are

729
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,599
some guys like if you get guys
under twenty one, you can pay them

730
00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:37,440
a little more. And if guys
are came up through your academy system,

731
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:43,760
they're exempt from certain salary restrictions.
There's all these weird rules that MLS has.

732
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,440
They have what's called targeted allocation money
in general allocation money, and that

733
00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:52,119
can be used if you want to
pay somebody more than the salary cap allows,

734
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,199
you can throw that money at their
contract to kind of they call it

735
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:59,840
buying it down make it fit under
the salary cap. It's just very confusing.

736
00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:02,079
What they essentially do is anytime one
of these guys like MESSI wants to

737
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:06,719
come over here, they make up
new rules. What they've done is they've

738
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,559
made up rules that let him potentially
own parts part of MLS and part of

739
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:15,079
a team, and then they've worked
out deals that he's going to get percentages

740
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:21,960
of Adidas's sales growth in that area
thanks to his jerseys. And it was

741
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,800
one other company that is in that
kind of merchant business. I can't remember

742
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:30,920
what it was, but they threw
all kinds of like incentives and and uh

743
00:55:30,079 --> 00:55:34,360
points at him to make it work, to make sure you got enough money.

744
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,119
Crazy league though, really bizarre the
way it works. Yeah, it

745
00:55:38,119 --> 00:55:43,000
just seems like they're flat by the
seat of their pants whatever. Fucking yeah.

746
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,440
But what happened was in the early
days, it just didn't work the

747
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,519
business structure because you had teams that
had really rich owners that were just do

748
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:51,920
whenever they wanted, like you know
in the old days of like the New

749
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,119
York Cosmos and all that shit.
And then you had teams that couldn't afford

750
00:55:54,159 --> 00:55:59,920
anybody getting throttled every night. It's
kind of like baseball's threatening to become now.

751
00:56:00,119 --> 00:56:05,159
Uh So they had to fix that
with the with this current structure.

752
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:12,159
How's your braves first place, baby, Yeah, they're looking pretty good.

753
00:56:12,599 --> 00:56:15,480
How are the Cubs an they're below
five? Yeah, there just flocks right.

754
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:19,280
You know. They fucking beat Tampa
three out of four times, like

755
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:23,840
the best team on the fucking planet
and started out and they lose like five

756
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:28,199
out of the next six. You
know, it was the best experience going

757
00:56:28,199 --> 00:56:30,880
to see them at regularly. Dude, Well, right now, there's no

758
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:37,239
real expectations for him, and that's
kind of fun. Uh as a fan

759
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:37,880
when you know, like, hey, you know, if we win,

760
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,320
great, but we're not supposed to
do so. Baseball is kind of the

761
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,719
only sport that I think it really
is like that because there's so many fucking

762
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:50,079
games. I guess NBA two.
I remember being a Clipper fan when I

763
00:56:50,159 --> 00:56:53,639
knew it wasn't gonna happen. Oh, we forgot to talk about what Sam

764
00:56:53,679 --> 00:57:00,159
loves going right in. Somehow he's
got this new thing where he can magically

765
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:07,599
spin any sports story into the nineteen
eighties NBA. Yeah, he did that

766
00:57:07,639 --> 00:57:10,800
with Joker, didn't he He was
like, yeah, wasn't. Really he

767
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,079
wasn't. I mean, I'm not
saying he's always been like this. This

768
00:57:14,159 --> 00:57:15,079
is like a new thing that he
should. I don't know if you just

769
00:57:15,079 --> 00:57:20,440
saw a couple of documentaries recently or
something. This guy's on the eighties NBA

770
00:57:20,559 --> 00:57:23,840
thing. It's almost starting to make
him sound like an old man. Oh

771
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,880
you weren't around for bird, you
know what I mean, starting to sound

772
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,280
like an old guy in a barbershop. What's the story you were talking about?

773
00:57:30,639 --> 00:57:36,239
What's the story? What story you
said that you? Oh, we

774
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:40,039
missed this story with Sam because he
Oh oh, Chris Paul getting released.

775
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:44,719
Yeah, basically, what's the word
on him? Where you might go?

776
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:49,639
Well, he says the same fucking
thing everybody fucking says, I want to

777
00:57:49,639 --> 00:57:52,599
go to a contender. So there's
always been this rumor that his last year,

778
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:57,159
whenever that comes, that he was
gonna come to Charlotte and just ride

779
00:57:57,159 --> 00:58:01,199
the bench because he's probably North Carolina. Yeah, yeah, there is always

780
00:58:01,239 --> 00:58:05,679
talk about but I don't think he's
quite there yet. He's not quite done.

781
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,639
He said he wants to go to
a contenders. Who the fuck you

782
00:58:07,679 --> 00:58:13,440
know? Who knows? Everybody said, that's just that just means I guess

783
00:58:13,719 --> 00:58:16,480
you know you're a hot chick,
right, and you go through a break

784
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:20,840
up and everybody knows you single,
and everybody's fucking running like, hey,

785
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,719
if you're a fucking dump, doesn't
even come hollered at me. Okay,

786
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,920
if you're a fucking you know,
you know who you are, if you're

787
00:58:28,039 --> 00:58:31,719
less than six foot two, don't
even fucking swipe right, just fuck off

788
00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:37,320
all That's yeah, that's exactly what
that is. So that's that's the I

789
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,079
want to go to a contender thing, which means like, hey, only

790
00:58:40,159 --> 00:58:45,880
fucking h and why by the way, why has nobody even snipped around DeAndre

791
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,079
Hopkins yet, I don't figured he
was to be fucking nabbed up. It

792
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:52,960
must be salary demands, right,
he must be. Remember Tennessee first he

793
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,280
started that I want to go to
a contender thing, and there's always Buffalo,

794
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:01,400
Kansas City and Jets talk there's gonna
be money, and and now we

795
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:05,760
just went to they had the first
workout was with Tennessee, which that's not

796
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,519
going to be contend no offense,
Titan fans. But I don't think anybody's

797
00:59:09,559 --> 00:59:15,079
got fucking Tennessee boy, they're one
player away. I don't They're not.

798
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:19,039
They're not total garbage. But yeah, I'm not saying the garbage. I'm

799
00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:22,840
just saying in Kansas City, they
ain't Buffalo. I haven't will put Detroit

800
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:28,039
Lions ahead of the Tennessee as far
as somebody that I wouldn't want to be

801
00:59:28,199 --> 00:59:30,480
fucking seeing. And yeah, you
know, good for and good for you

802
00:59:30,519 --> 00:59:36,719
know, we didn't talk about this
much last year, but well, I

803
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,960
mean good for them. You know, like Detroit, that that's a team

804
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,719
that nobody saw doing anything. And
then their offense was just I mean,

805
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,559
they had a quarterback that was just
tossed out. Good for him. Yeah,

806
00:59:46,559 --> 00:59:50,679
I like that team. Well,
when they do well, I'm okay

807
00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:52,440
with it because that city just I
mean, they love the Lions. That's

808
00:59:52,519 --> 01:00:00,960
the time Lions. Sometimes there's like
a narrative behind a team. It really

809
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,280
doesn't matter in the sport because we've
seen it in all sports. But in

810
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:12,079
this case, it's where the kind
of personality of that team really does reflect

811
01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:17,199
the personality of the city that they
represent and that Lions team, and especially

812
01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:23,440
after being on hard knocks, they
really seemed like a blue collar munch pale

813
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:29,159
to fucking work, uh you know, working twelve hours a day, kind

814
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:32,760
of fucking everyman kind of a team
from the head coach all the way down

815
01:00:34,199 --> 01:00:37,960
and even to your point. Their
quarterback was kicked basically kicked out of fucking

816
01:00:37,039 --> 01:00:42,400
fancy town La. Yeah he won
two. Good enough for them, fancy

817
01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:45,039
La boys, and now LA screwed
it. I mean, the Rams,

818
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:50,480
it seems like they're fucked a quarterback. They're the byproduct of we got a

819
01:00:50,519 --> 01:00:52,719
five year window to run and make
a run of the Super Bowl. Let's

820
01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:53,840
see if we can go get one. And then when you get one two

821
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:59,400
years later, you're fucking you're you're
fucked. You're financially fucked. All the

822
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:04,480
people that you brought in on these
one or two year deals are either good,

823
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:13,119
think retired. Do you think Stafford's
toast? He's long in the thirty

824
01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:16,679
five thirty five? Yeah, he's
a very old thirty five. A lot

825
01:01:16,719 --> 01:01:21,719
of miles on those tires, a
lot and a lot of injuries and a

826
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:24,559
lot of surgeries, and and that
goes all the way. I mean,

827
01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:29,639
that kid has been playing football since
he was fucking satin. He've been playing

828
01:01:29,679 --> 01:01:34,039
football for fucking thirty one years at
a high level. Sure, how many

829
01:01:34,079 --> 01:01:37,440
times has his shoulders been out?
I mean that dude's had more shoulder injuries.

830
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:43,119
Then he's in a good place.
If you if you're an old man,

831
01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:46,880
that's rickety. Never be the old
man. But I'm saying he's he

832
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,800
ain't gonna be doing what Brady did. And he's fucking, you know,

833
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:55,159
in the playoffs at forty four or
forty five years old, So I think

834
01:01:55,239 --> 01:01:59,639
he's he'll be all right there for
a year or two, but you know,

835
01:01:59,719 --> 01:02:01,079
every but he's gone. He's got
fucking that one white kid, what's

836
01:02:01,079 --> 01:02:06,639
the fucking name? Annoys me?
Cooper Cup. Yeah, I mean I

837
01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:08,639
like him, but I'm saying fucking
annoys me and you if he's not on

838
01:02:08,679 --> 01:02:12,119
your fantasy team, if you're playing
against him, and you with your face,

839
01:02:12,159 --> 01:02:15,239
it's funny that you're annoyed about him
now because I remember the first year,

840
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,519
I think his rookie year, you
had him on fantasy and you just

841
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:20,559
loved his ass. Yeah that's what
I mean. But I haven't had him

842
01:02:20,559 --> 01:02:22,440
since. But and when you play
him, he just kills you. He

843
01:02:22,519 --> 01:02:25,880
kills you, just kills your dbs. You're like, how the fuck is

844
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:30,159
it? Tony Gonzalez used to do
that too, I mean, talk a

845
01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:32,360
while too, but you'd be like, how the aunt Antonio Gates? You

846
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:37,440
go quarterbacks running around, running around, and fucking all of a sudden,

847
01:02:37,599 --> 01:02:40,840
there's this guy wide open, thirty
five and there's nobody around him, nobody,

848
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,719
do you know? I mean,
that's the best player on the field.

849
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:50,199
How is he wide the fuck open? And they always are, you

850
01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,000
know, That's why they're the fucking
best player on the field, because they're

851
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,360
always why the fuck open? What's
another team? I think the eighty five

852
01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:01,880
Bears really represented Chicago very well.
I mean, the Lakers always represented Las

853
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:07,840
glu. Yeah, you know,
thinking about it, a great example,

854
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,760
like would you have not really I
was gonna say that that greatest show on

855
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:15,599
turf, but Saint Louis is not
really a flashy city like that. Uh,

856
01:03:15,679 --> 01:03:19,800
they did. They were closely like
that team. That city loved that

857
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,360
team though. I mean they really
did that great show on turf. They

858
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,840
were really proud of that team,
and and then they broke their hearts,

859
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,400
you know that what a few years
later. But I think those those Niners

860
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:40,599
teams too. But from yeah really
you know yeah, and then like like

861
01:03:40,719 --> 01:03:47,159
Parcels Jets teams maybe I mean I
mean Giants team sorry, uh, although

862
01:03:47,159 --> 01:03:52,960
his Jets teams, I guess also
if you want to uh, if you

863
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,119
want to say that, but uh
yeah, because just Parcels is such a

864
01:03:57,199 --> 01:04:00,559
you know, a cranky sort of
New York type of person. Yeah.

865
01:04:00,639 --> 01:04:05,119
Yeah, all. I think all
the championship teams really did fucking because now

866
01:04:05,159 --> 01:04:09,679
I'm thinking about like the Celtics,
but back in the day when there was

867
01:04:09,719 --> 01:04:14,519
such a racist town with bird I
think I think the Steelers teams with the

868
01:04:14,599 --> 01:04:18,440
Steelers teams, the modern Steelers teams
that were really good over the past,

869
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:23,000
like twenty years. They're even even
going back to Cower. Those were all

870
01:04:23,119 --> 01:04:27,079
like lunch pale. You know,
dude, there's there's nobody that has more

871
01:04:27,159 --> 01:04:30,000
tenure than I mean, the last
fucking what thirty years they've had two coaches.

872
01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:34,039
Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? I mean that really is that

873
01:04:34,119 --> 01:04:40,639
fucking you know, there were so
many rumors Tower has been attached to so

874
01:04:40,679 --> 01:04:44,480
many jobs. Every time a job
came open in North Carolina college jobs,

875
01:04:44,559 --> 01:04:47,079
UNC, NC State and the Panthers, everybody was like, oh, there,

876
01:04:47,079 --> 01:04:50,079
I think they're I think they're interviewing
Cower, and that guy's just rode

877
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:56,840
it out too, rode it out
on TV. It's like, because you

878
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,000
know he's from North Carolina, he
went to NC State and everybody thought,

879
01:05:00,159 --> 01:05:04,519
oh, he's gonna come back,
and never once, uh did he.

880
01:05:04,599 --> 01:05:09,280
I don't think even interview for any
of those jobs. What do you think

881
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:14,559
about Dalvin Cook? I mean,
there's a guy who was just crossing out

882
01:05:14,679 --> 01:05:18,000
Dalvin Cook because I was just about
to bring it up too. H It's

883
01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:21,000
weird, right, I mean,
it is weird. He has injury probs,

884
01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:27,400
but he had a shoulder that he
reinjured, and now everybody says up

885
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:31,239
and down one million percent. He
has one hundred percent healthy with his shoulders.

886
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,920
Shoulders not an issue. So if
you take away the shoulder injury that

887
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:40,480
he had to finally eventually have surject, he's only really been injured once now

888
01:05:40,679 --> 01:05:45,119
two times. Yeah, with this
and he's stolen his Wikie contract. But

889
01:05:45,119 --> 01:05:49,239
dude, that got he can be
a game changer if he is healthy a

890
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:53,920
game, A fucking two hundred yards
in a game kind of fucking dude.

891
01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:56,679
Absolutely, Yeah, he's one of
He's another one of those guys that can

892
01:05:56,719 --> 01:06:01,760
wreck your fantasy weekend. Yeah,
but I don't know, I don't know

893
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:08,199
where, I don't you know who
he's rumored too. Go ahead, Miami

894
01:06:08,679 --> 01:06:14,039
one, which they are on my
hot list teams I'm very interested in this

895
01:06:14,119 --> 01:06:19,519
year in the NFL. Miami could
be fun to watch, extremely fun to

896
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:25,400
watch. Uh everything you got your
fingers crossed on two and not getting his

897
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:31,400
fucking bell run that guy gets a
concussion fucking putting his glasses on. Um.

898
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,760
Yeah, it seems like once they
get the first one, dude,

899
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:39,960
the cooking concussions just flow. Remember
like Trent Green second one. Trent Green

900
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,840
and his career like like towards the
latter half of his career, he just

901
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:47,760
started getting pink. Yeah, am
too, and they just couldn't stop for

902
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,760
sure, was really cooky for Coco
stuff. I think. I think Akman

903
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:58,400
got really scared. And if you
can talk about sunglasses like Stevie Wonder all

904
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,199
the time, so sad. Yeah, I can't even have to wear sunglasses

905
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:06,559
inside, which is fucking insane.
Johnny. I know it's your chick's birthday

906
01:07:06,559 --> 01:07:10,000
and you gotta go in a minute. What, um, what are you

907
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,880
guys doing for her birthday? And
how old is she? Can you say

908
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:18,400
legally thirty something, early thirties.
Yeah, I'm sorry, she can't be

909
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:25,280
but twelve huh um. We there's
all kinds of stuff going on dinner with

910
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,679
her family. I mean, I'm
not I'm gonna try to avoid as much

911
01:07:27,679 --> 01:07:30,519
of it as it possibly can.
That's at dinner with her family. Her

912
01:07:30,719 --> 01:07:34,320
friends are going to like David Busters, and then her friends are going to

913
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:39,320
like Top Golf on Saturday or some
shit like that, the Top Golf down

914
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:43,280
in El Segundel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, La map going, Hey,

915
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,800
you're talking about that David Busters over
there in Hollywood Boulevard. No,

916
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:53,800
the one at uh the one at
uh Howard Hughes Center. Oh they're doing

917
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:58,239
both in the same day. No, no one is fed uh David Buster's

918
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,199
fried dinner with her families to daven
Busters. She's one of these people,

919
01:08:01,239 --> 01:08:04,440
these la people all think, look
at a birthday a week. Oh,

920
01:08:04,639 --> 01:08:10,599
I know it fucking is. That's
unfair. Everybody stopped with the fucking birthday

921
01:08:10,599 --> 01:08:14,199
weeks. You can't. You can't
ding me for fucking one hundred and twenty

922
01:08:14,239 --> 01:08:16,920
five dollars a day for a fucking
week. It's crazy. You get one

923
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:20,279
fucking two on a dollar night,
bitch. That's what I'm saying. And

924
01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:23,840
I ain't talking just to women.
If you were a guy that's pulling this

925
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:28,119
birthday week ship where you have fucking
four fucking parties, bullshit, you have

926
01:08:28,159 --> 01:08:30,880
dinner tomorrow, then we got the
big fucking party that we gotta go.

927
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,800
Hey, man, how many times
you have to say hey, I'm glad

928
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,159
you were born. I gotta do
that for the whole fucking month. I

929
01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:40,399
got other ship to do other people's
birthdays. It's not just your only birthday.

930
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:44,600
You're taking fucking six other people's birthdays
away by making it your birthday week.

931
01:08:45,119 --> 01:08:50,640
It's stupid. I shouldn't give you
a fucking birthday fucking anals something.

932
01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:56,239
What's your move? What'd you get
her, Johnny? Give her gift away

933
01:08:56,359 --> 01:09:00,800
right now, because by the time
it's it's I mean, it's so expensive.

934
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:08,239
It was a some kind of Louis
fucking coin person something she needs.

935
01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:15,039
You should give her a little like
a couple of clues for the first couple

936
01:09:15,039 --> 01:09:17,960
of days of her birthday. Then
maybe a picture of it on the third.

937
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:21,600
No, you should give her a
picture. Here's what you do next

938
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:26,039
year when it's her birthday week,
give her a picture of her fucking gift

939
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:28,439
something that she really fuck them much. She can't wait to get her hands

940
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,600
on it. You give her a
picture of it, and you go.

941
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,279
You'll get this when birthday weekends.
We'll see how many days you would last

942
01:09:35,039 --> 01:09:39,520
be two day birthday week? Do
you want to do the thing where we

943
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:43,159
head over to Patreon? You got
time? You should you have a jam

944
01:09:43,239 --> 01:09:45,720
right now? Yeah? I got
a few more minutes. We would be

945
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,279
like another funny. We'll do it, guys. Thanks for listening to Punch

946
01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:53,039
Drunk. Thank you to our new
sponsor. As we plug it in right

947
01:09:53,039 --> 01:09:56,119
there, Johnny and I'll put it
earlier in that well. Yeah, thanks

948
01:09:56,119 --> 01:10:00,840
to our new sponsor, Hello Fresh, Hello Fresh, get with it,

949
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:03,560
and yeah, we'll go do a
little Patreon action and then check us out.

950
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,000
We're gonna we're gonna do this thing
now where we just continue to show

951
01:10:06,039 --> 01:10:11,199
over at Patreon. It is patreon
dot com slash punch drunk. Go join

952
01:10:11,279 --> 01:10:14,039
us there now, I believe,
let me confirm it. It's I can't

953
01:10:14,079 --> 01:10:17,520
remera if it's patreon dot com slash
punch Strunk or punch Drunk Sports slash punch

954
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,640
Drunk Sports. Patreon dot com slash
punch Drunk Sports. That's where we're headed.

955
01:10:23,199 --> 01:10:25,399
And I want to talk, and
I'm gonna start putting up these golf

956
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:29,319
videos that I've been shooting. Yeah
yeah, the first one went really well.

957
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,000
Oh yeah, I showed you some
of it. But the first one,

958
01:10:32,039 --> 01:10:34,880
the first time I tried it and
then tripods all over, Uh,

959
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:39,520
that was fucking super funny. I
want to talk about what on Patreon.

960
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,520
We're gonna get into you fucking I'm
gonna hear some of your fucking birthday moves

961
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,239
because you can't just be like you're
a really lazy I know you're a lazy

962
01:10:45,319 --> 01:10:48,199
shirt, bucker. You're a guy
who wears a shirt in the socks,

963
01:10:48,319 --> 01:10:53,039
just lazer, Like, oh whatever, let's get this over with. So

964
01:10:53,079 --> 01:10:58,039
we're gonna pump you up with some
fucking real moves. And I want to

965
01:10:58,039 --> 01:11:00,479
see if you want to talk to
you, but see if you know anything

966
01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:05,840
about this curious case of whatever.
This little short person lady and they adopted

967
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:10,079
her and they thought she was twelve
and she was like thirty. Wait wait

968
01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:14,840
that that Russian like chick that like
tried to kill her family after they sent

969
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,680
her away. Yeah, I remember
that story. Yeah, it's a fucking

970
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:20,039
great jock five five six problem.
It's a documentary. I just remember that

971
01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:23,680
story when it happened. Oh bro, I want to talk to you about

972
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,680
it because okay, okay, And
we got to talk about the new uh,

973
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,039
the new season of of ninety Day
Fiance. I watched the first episode.

974
01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:35,520
Did you see? It's crazy?
It is crazy, all right,

975
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:39,079
So we'll got a lot of shit
to talk about. Yeah, check us

976
01:11:39,079 --> 01:11:45,600
out, everybody else, thank you? And why what did they say?

977
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:57,439
Girls? My girlfriend? Every girl's
my girlfriend? Everything it has deserted me.

978
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:01,479
I'm a Sam loved this song.
He answers like yeah, special age,

979
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:19,039
what am I saying? Donny Stock
just let her rock. These are

980
01:12:19,199 --> 01:12:28,000
kids we're supporting now. If you
are, if you're a drunk Puncher by

981
01:12:28,399 --> 01:12:33,680
probum, if you want to find
this uh and buy it to keep with

982
01:12:34,159 --> 01:12:39,359
knee high. Let's get busy.
As the name of the album, Every

983
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:47,479
dust my girlfriend, Every drust my
girlfriend, just gonna I'm gonna make I'm

984
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,960
gonna put this a vote. Should
this be the new punch? Drunk u