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Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing the h the American Comedy Company because I
never get asked to do the La Joya Comedy Store, so I come down
doing the American Comedy Company, which I mean, I love the the La
Joya Comedy Store. But man, to be right down in the center of
chaos is amazing. Yeah, it's if you. If you any like major
town has like that area where you just park your car and you're just leaving
it there for six hours because you're walking to eleven different bars and just drink
in and oh yeah, you get there at six and you wind up having
pancakes somewhere at like three am without leaving the area. That's exactly where that
place about San Diego is that there's multiple places where it's like, depending on
your age, is where you hang out. But wherever you hang out,
there are smoke shows. Like, so you're like a college kid, you
don't go downtown. You don't go downtown San Diego. You go to PB
Pacific Beach. Right. But if you get like older than college, like
twenty five and up, you go downtown Los Angeles. I mean yep,
yep. And then when you're like in your fifties and forties and you got
all the money, then you're over in Lajoya. There we go. Now
you get it. Yeah, it's like Real Housewives of some of Lajoya.
They could do one. It's all rich, fucking I mean there's a Lamborghini
dealership right next to the comedy store right past. I don't want to go
into it too deep, but I did a show of Brian Callen and the
women in like the Santa Monica area of Los Angeles. Now, if you've
never been in La or never been in Southern Cow, just know from Santa
Monica down to San Diego it's like the same city. It's like one giant
city, and it's it's like it's God's country. Right. Yeah, you
can literally take just take the beach roads because all of those cities all the
way down are all on the ocean and it's all like the same kind of
shiny, smelling good women who lived a great life, like they were Shindler
in their past life. So they got to come back as smoke show chicks
who live in southern Cow, right, they don't. I mean, not
as fifty year old I've ever seen in my life. Thank you, Sam?
Oh wait say that again. Yeah, your tids were great. I
mean, this human being was insane, but it's just like it was a
room full of that. Everybody looked like they she could actually be Schindler.
He died in seventy four, so if she was born in seventy four,
should be like right in that age group. Yeah, he died in seventy
four. I'm this days old when I learned that I was alive while Shinther
was alive. That's crazy. It does make sense though, Yeah, I
mean it. He's born in a nineteen o eight. He wasn't even that
old when he died. He was sixty six when he died. H I
mean, what did you what club was? It was at that one in
the thirty shoe Promenade. It was just this this cless little rock club that's
out there, and I might actually shoot a special there either there or a
cup. I got one other place. I'm ready to shoot special. I
just want to dump this material and I'm never gonna dump it unless I shoot
it right right right? What do you where do you want to spear?
The other place you want to shoot it? I'm thinking three clubs. They've
redone, the whole, the whole on Santa Monica, Sam on come bine.
I love that place, so I'm thinking about it. Yeah, and
that has been Geography of Southern California. Yeah, dude, number one podcast,
number where all the comedy Now you know where all of the comedy clubs
are and where Sam's gonna fucking shoot is special? All right? What do
you gotta want to talk about? You? Fuck? I don't know about
the NBA Finals right now. It's won one Game three isn't about ten minutes?
I believe it starts. Yeah, Well, it seems like we always
record an hour before a major sporting event, so no matter when we release
the episode back to back, is I think it's tomorrow? Okay, okay,
okay, last night. That's right. They probably would like to extend
it to Sunday because for some reason they want they like to do Sunday.
Yeah, yeah, so do you think about them that five thirty time too,
you know, which is nine thirty East coasts kind of a weird time,
right, Well, I just don't like. I mean, the game's
over at here. That's too late. That's why they should have done it
on Sunday. And I know it's too many days between, that's two days
off, but Sunday everybody's home because they got to be at work on Monday,
So you should have done it on a Sunday. I mean, I
get want to do it later for the people on the West Coast, but
even even seven thirty on the East Coast is better than eight thirty. Yeah,
I agree, because people got plenty of time to get home from work
and go to the game at seven even, Like, I just took me
a long time growing up in the East Coast. It took me a long
time when I got out to LA to get used to the sporting events being
on so much earlier in the NFL starting a fucking four in the morning or
whether the fuck it was. But then after about four or five years,
I loved it. I'm still I love having your nights money and I footballs
over at like ten o'clock. You can go to it. I love it,
dude. Monday football here endSo like one thirty in the morning if it
goes overtime. Yeah, and you're like, holy fuck man, you know,
you wake up and you got to look at the score and now,
and I really miss it. I missed the fucking West Coast sports early sports
starts. Yeah, I love it. I love it. I think about
moving back to Buffalo all the time, or moving to Buffalo back east,
but that I'm a West Coast kid now, dog, I would like to
be in San Diego, though I could do it anyways. So these finals
are going on, and you know, I've talked to Johnny about this,
but I'd love to hear your opinion team about I think the Joker proves that
players from the eighties and nineties and even the late seventies could have thrived in
this in this NBA. Yeah, I've always thought that, you know,
I think it's the other way around, ton I think these guys really wouldn't
have the same amount of success going backwards as much as the guys backwards coming
forwards. She's just because the amount of contact that was allowed. These guys
aren't used to getting touched, yeah, let alone, but boxed outs,
you know, fucking elbows, pushed around, getting your hands slapped every time
to touch the ball. All of those were files backed back, you know,
even fucking fifteen years ago, let alone like twenty years ago. So
I agree with that. I think there are something, you know, people
that could you know, Joekerby in one of them, but in the overall
of it would drive now more bub boy jj rack doesn't think that players could
compete with athleticism, Like that's the whole argument between who's the better scoring forward,
Lebron James or Larry Bird. So everyone's like, dude, Lebron's just
two athletic from them, Like you haven't heard of Dominique Wilkins and the battles
those two guys had, Like it was insanity what those two went at.
And they're both like Larry Bird was six How tall is Larry Bird six seven?
Yeah? Maybe I think he's a little taller than that. I think
he's like I think it was sixty eight, so he thinks nine Now he's
six nine. He's sixteen, yea big taller than Lebron. Yeah he's six
nine. Yeah, So I think Larry Bird would murder it right now.
Yeah, it's just he's just weren't him in Magic like famously the same size?
Like it wasn't that kind of Yeah, they were the same height,
and we know Magic is six. You know what I'd like to see if
they took Larry Bird Magic Johnson and you know that medical sign that's like those
snakes that are coiling up, do that with their dicks and see to the
top that black dick, just snake into the top, then you know who
the winner is. A bird could be hung like a fucking donkey. We
don't know. Well, you know, I like I like the joker.
I'm very upset that the national narrative is that nobody's watching these finals and there's
nobody to blame except for ESPN and the NBA. If you're always focusing on
like a team like the Lakers, who weren't even that good most of the
year, and it took one of these miracle trades in which the entire NBA
came together to help the Lakers, because at the end of the day,
Lakers get rating. So if you're like, I don't want to make the
playoffs because I want a better pick for this, for this French guy,
like, like, I don't even know what Danny Age was doing. What
you thaw the way he traded away all those scorers because he wanted to get
a better draft pick. I thought he was like one point guard away from
hiving a team that could compete for the finals. But apparently he didn't like
that. He shipped out all these guys and he basically changed the NBA worked
together to change the Lakers team because they their ratings. It just didn't even
make sense that we've seen the Yankees, We've seen the fucking Cowboys, I
mean cowboys still. I mean, but we've seen him do that forever,
the New York teams, LA teams, it's all about money. We've seen
it happen. I mean, I don't think that's anything. I don't think
that's a surprise. I mean, they've fucking just the Lakers path to even
always being above mediocre is paved in fucking gold. I mean, you know
we've seen that shit. Do you think it's possible that Joe Kick is the
smartest player to ever played the game, Because if you listen to everybody a
cross the board, across the board, they're all going he never makes the
wrong play. Ever, he never makes the wrong play. But I mean,
you know, you look at somebody like Bird, how long he played.
I mean it's too really to say something like that. That's my opinion.
Let this guy play for a fucking seventeen years and then we'll see.
It's hard to say and of all time or ever for somebody that hasn't played
for you know, a super long career yet. But he's smart, definitely
smart, I mean, dude. And it's so funny because like he's like
that euro ghetto hood, Like he's from those tough countries that are broken and
war. So he's like he ain't afraid the bang. Dude. You remember
when the Mors Twins were threatening him and his brothers blew into town because they
want to go beat up on the Moors Twins. Now he's like, that's
how the fucking h Kabibe did it with fucking McGregory. Everybody he's ever related
to was sitting in there waiting for the fight to end so they could jump
over the fence and start punching motherfuckers. Some people take yeah, some people
take it real. It's the opposite job morant. It's that bro, He's
this guy is real. What's going on in Glendale right now too. Actually,
it's just everybody who was related to anybody who's got an Armenian kid in
school is just in the streets. Twentieth I'm going to it, are you
going? Yeah? Yeah, June twentieth. They stick together, they really
do. I'm so happy. Yeah, we don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, it's just it's crazy, but so so. I mean,
I love that. I think this is great basketball. You know, again,
I've talked to We've talked about this before. But when they keep talking
talking heat culture, they're talking about top down politics, meaning that there's two
guys who run everything. They have the final say, and if you don't
like it, get the fuck out, okay, and they'll run you out.
They'll run you out. They don't care. They're not like they didn't
play with Lebron James. Lebron James wanted to fill his entire crew up the
Miami Heat organization and pant Rose's like, oh no, so they'll run you
out, they don't care. And then they have practice. No other I
don't think another team holds the amount of practices that the Heat hole. They
weren't practice all the time, and that's what they're talking about. That is
what my opinion of why the Clippers because they don't practice, so when the
offense isn't going, they don't know what to do the heat when things aren't
falling, and even if you lose one game, the next game, they're
just putting it. They just let their offense the discipline take over when maybe
things aren't going their way. And we're talking about practice, what would what
would a title here do or that the whole I mean Spolstra and the front
office there, like for as far as setting them apart from their contemporaries,
like it's a big deal, right, well, I mean he won two
with Lebron right and those kind of get thrown out because they were with Lebron.
As far as his legacy is concerned, I think, yeah, yeah,
I think it would solidify him. It's kind of like the coach at
the Connecticut Huskies, like we finally got our own, right, I mean,
like Connecticut they want to you know, it's like those are your titles
too. But what he meant was this this regime finally got the ring.
And I think it's amazing. Dude. Yeah, I like him. I
like spolsh a lot. So I was driving down Johnny from LA to San
Diego and they I played some Bill Simmons and they were raising the worst GM
gigs and Ryan Russillo is that his name? Yeah, yeah, that's the
other guy one he had. He had Charlotte number two. Now the Clippers
were on there as well, but they had Charlotte number two. What are
your thoughts on that number two worst? Yeah? Yeah, that makes sense.
I mean, I mean they think about they've had terrible there. They've
never won a seven game series. Ever, they're the only NBA team has
never won a seven game series. And they they have like the fourth,
third or fourth worst winning percentage since they came back to Charlotte. Yet they've
never had a number one overall pick. They never get it, not not
since they came back to Charlotte. And the last time they had it was
LJ. I mean that tells you how long ago that was. So it's
bad luck. You got Jordan looking under your shoulder, probably vetoing things you
know here, and he's selling, right is he selling? Maybe? Maybe
it sounded like he was waiting to see the results. This is what has
been rumored that he was waiting to see the results of the draft lottery,
and he kind of got like a you know, kind of a mixed message,
like because you know, if they take Scoot, then maybe they have
a chance, you know, at another superstar and really moving up. But
yeah, it's a tough gig, dude. I mean, it's it's Charlotte.
You know, it's not a big market. And the problem is this
is it's like, what do you do with him? Because we all obviously
know he has superstar potential weapons though they need weapons around him, which is
the argument for drafting Miller instead of Scoot Henderson. But I think when you're
faced with a guy who could be the next Russell Westbrook, you just have
to take him. You just have to take him. I think they could
play together. I do too. But if they can't, one of them,
you can ship out and you can get somebody who will fit next to
a point guard, you know what I mean. They need a wing because
people forget that Bridges is coming back, you know, I mean he had
all that domestic dispute ship but he's coming back, and they're gonna get him
cheaply. He was gonna leave, probably because he won a Max deal or
he was gonna have to sign a max deal, but now they're getting for
way less than that. And he was great his last season before he got
in little trouble. So I mean they're not in a bad spot. Honestly.
They have two first round picks this year that you know, the number
two pick and then one later. It's not a bad spot. I hope
they do the right thing. Take take scoot. I hope they do too,
because that kid Miller went to the NCAA tournament and didn't do jack nothing.
He had a game where he had zero points. Yeah, I zero.
As that guy, I would score, I would I would have at
least two. Now, I mean I was a score. You would think
Jason's full of it. But I've seen Jason play basketball and he shows he
knows how to get to those places on the floor where people don't see him,
and he would score two points. He's right, I'm sneaky. Yeah,
you think you're defending me. Jason's a crippling alcoholic who smoked cigarettes.
He can't score, and next thing you know, you look at the box
score and he's got ten points and you're like, what the fun bro?
And two blocks and four boards that's my stats right there. They did.
They did box scores for your pickup games. That's the most. I mean,
they kept pretty fairly decent stats, but we knew our stats. Everybody
knew their stats. Also surprisingly good is um uh. David Taylor. David
Taylor, Dave Taylor was. Adam Ray was great and you don't remember,
but nobody realizes how thick Adam Ray is now. He's not fat, he's
thick like he's he's a he's got he's got meat on him. Dude,
he's a strong guy. And you probably don't remember this, but we would
just me and him would just bang. He would just I would happen when
you pay the beginning at the follow line and just like I knew you were
gonna do a gay joke, then I got you. So I botted him
up right there and we would just play old school biggist basketball. No,
Brett Moore would come around the line and I would just boom check him.
Bro It was very like that league was very high and certain teams would get
into it, but the and they let us kind of get at it like
that. But the dumbest rule it was, it was a comedy basketball.
Every comedy club had a fucking basketball team filled with comics and staff members.
No, no, a fanity rules. You couldn't curse on the It was
that even. And they were so strict with that rule that even if you
know, you would pull up for a three wide open three and you would
miss it, and you would say to yourself, oh god, damn it,
come on t boat something like that. Bad. There's a fucking file
right there, so you could you the free throws is what you're talking over,
cursing like yep, crazy, I mean, you could decide games that
fucking stupid rule. Everybody was so fucking mad about it. And it was
just like a solid rule of this gym that we love. They provided the
fucking staff. You know, it's like a city league gym. I got
it. So it was it was, you know, just like a hard
you know, probably for the kids or something like that. But that's why
I'm saying, Sam, and you're at your house and with your little studio
you got set up in there, you gotta get your basketball trophies over your
back shoulder, like you know what I mean, Oh damn, bro,
I didn't even think about that. I got I'm I'm also going and a
Grammy. Throw that Grammy up there too, so it looks like you got
Grammys and all these trophies. Go for sure. I'm also gonna go,
I got a picture of me finishing first and Amazon on ESPN's Fantasy Basketball League.
I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking put that in a nice, nice little frame
right there. Back to back champs, bro pop, Johnny, go to
the Fantasy League right now, right right down, they got listed. None
of your photo shopping going right now, go okay, because I'm gonna go
look at it right now, So before Johnny can photoshop some shit, We're
gonna go look at who won the Fantasy League. It's sweet, sad me
t he won. There we go, there we go, rock and roll
up. Here we go to go to league and there we go number one
with a bullet. We finished number two though. Uh yeah, Johnny finished
number two. It's good to see. Good to see finish tee uh school
club clan that six. See that's great for me because the first two years
I was in I finished in last, kind of finished in the last,
and in this year I did not finish right in the middle of the pack,
which is right where I want it's right where I want to be right
now, it's right where I want to have you, you and first,
you in second and then I like about you. Dude, light in the
middle of the pack. I respect, I really do respect that. So
how many do you think? Do you think? Denver? Six h Yeah,
dude, you're making it up, Johnny. You're just making it up,
Johnny. Most controversial thing, Johnny and the woman who marries himself?
What is that? I mean he keeps saying that I'm the woman who marries
himself. What that doesn't make any sense? Yeah, it does, Johnny.
It's about women who So look, it's first place. No, it's
not first place. John says it right there, say first place, Johnny.
There's people that are marrying themselves. Yeah, of course there are.
Hey, just wanted to clarify that Sam is misleading everyone. Well, he's
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Hey, what do you guys think about this fucking which I found hilarious long
overdue? Skip Bayless, who's a fucking just uprend Sharp. Yeah, I
mean it's it really is hilarious. It's so funny, you know, it's
just hilarious, dude, It's just it's just hilarious because Skip Bayless is a
giant pie. The Shannon Sharp is a marble bottle. And that's coming from
a marble bottle. Okay, I know my people, I know my marble
mouth people. You've seen him in the rooms? What you've seen him in
the marble mouth room? Yeah? What we all meet talking about? We
all have to figure out what the other guy said. We have to do
that. Yeah, for sure, bro, for sure. It sounds like
he has an now later in his mouth and like he just got tired of
being like the punchline in the black community getting lit up by this fucking guy
that looks like a gay magician. I don't think he was getting lit up.
I thought he was getting talking down to. I thought he was being
disrespected so many times, and for I don't know what kind of ratings.
I mean, think about who watches that fucking show. It's not fucking twenty
five year olds watching that fucking show watches that show. It's like, you
know, it's a YouTube show. That's where it gets all of its numbers.
Nobody watches Fox Sports. Did you listen to them? Though? Towards
the end, they got really nasty with each other, really really like I'm
surprised he didn't get punched in the face, like punch drunk level nasty,
like the way you guys had your blood content. Yeah, I mean seriously,
it was entertaining. I mean I enjoyed it, but it was it's
shit that adults, grown men that who aren't comedians and kill them. Back
from Ship Bayliss was definitely in the rook. And think about how much of
an asshole you have to be if Steven A. Smith doesn't want to work
with you because that guy's not Steven A. Smith. I don't think that's
true. I thought Stephen A. Smith wanted him back. I don't know
that you wanted He hustled him out of there, but any in which way,
everybody that's ever worked with this guy is like, fuck this guy.
Oh yeah, I mean that's my whole thing about Keith Overman. Like he's
on the internet trying to be like the social justice warrior. It's like you've
been fired from every job you've had because you're impossible to work with, because
you're a piece of shit. Here's what Dan Lebottard said. I want to
hear if you guys agree with this. He said that Skip needs Shannon Sharp
more than Shannon Sharp needs Skip Bayless. What do you agree with that?
Yes? I don't know, man, I fla Skip Bayless is because he's
so crazy. That's his brand and that's appealing to people. You think he'll
do that with whoever he's with. Yeah, yeah, So let's let's get
into who do you think should replace Shannon Sharp? Do you think beat like
wasn't it isn't the talking weren't they talking about the guy who used to be
the running back for the Eagles coming in there? Have you guys paid best?
Uh? Yeah? Maybe? Uh? Hold on? Fuck? Uh
yeah? Lesha McCoy, Sorry, Lesha McCoy. They were talking about him.
Couldn't be bad like Steve Smith from the Panthers, how bad. I
think he's got well, dude, he would find I mean, can you
imagine he'd fucking fucks get bailes up? I don't think they could do that.
He would be his ass. Yeah, he would, I would,
I would now, I would watch that. I would watch that too.
Um Dion Sanders would have been great, but he's got a real job.
Another guy, he's another guy who would throw hands. Charles Barkley just they've
just paid Charles a hundred mill over ten years to talk basketball. Good for
Charles, every penny worth every penny. So it's the best group of any
broadcasters of every sport. Are those guys together? UNCA and America will let
them say whatever they want. That's why. That's it. I could go
out there and talk is shit, but they would never let me because you're
not Barkley. No, because I'm not Black. Well that's true too,
and Barkley. I think that, Uh yeah, I think that. I
think that they're the best. Who else would be fucking good? It would
be great, you know, it would be great. Floyd Mayweather. No,
awesome, he wouldn't. He wouldn't study all the sports stuff like that.
Dude doesn't have an interest in Okay, I got you. You know
what I get. I'm telling you. But Marty Jones or whatever his name
is, Yeah, that's gonna get that showing HBO sucking. Nobody's watching it
and he's just gotten named brand or they're gonna get that dumb ass chick Jerman
Hail or whatever it is that now that was ruined his show. That would
tank his show. Actually, if she got Hills, do you hear that
she asked for one hundred million dollars to Spotify and they just fired her.
I mean I fired hundred million dollars for her. She's like, I want
a hundred mil or I believe she Actually the quote was she wanted Joe Rogan
money. I'm not I'm not even doing a joke. I really do think
that's at least what the headline said. Whatever fucking team came to my fucking
window. I think Snoop Dogg or uh ice Cube would be good too.
Big sports fans both funny. I've got your list, Okay here, oh
no, I got it. You're ready you're ready. Okay, go ahead,
but I had the actual list. Go ahead, Okay, Beverley,
Patrick, Beverley, We're not on the list. But yeah, it's uh
it's Lashawn McCoy. Like I said, okay, Emanuel Wacho, Joy Taylor,
I don't know who that is. And then your boy, your boy
Sam nick Wright. Uh no, I I just just no, no,
right, Joy Taylor Joy the chick who she's like, she's kind of like
like thick, right. Oh, She's like, You're like, are you
hot? Are you not hot? I can't tell because sometimes I think you're
really hot, and then sometimes I'm like, I don't know if you're hot.
But I get that a lot. Joy Taylor is so woke it's disgusting,
and and that would put Skip in a really bad place because he says
shit and she'd be like, you can't say that to a woman, and
like hold out every woke card like I can't. I Like, I'm really
starting to not enjoy Colin Coward, Like there's sometimes I can't believe you ever
did honestly. I mean like he's just serviceable, like if you're looking for
something, just to turn on the radio, but like whenever his his money
is threatened. He gaslights his crowd so awful and we should say what you're
talking about? He's been way off on this thing. This basically Saudi Arabia.
If you hadn't living under a rock. Uh. They bought the PGA
tours. They're calling a merger, but they they own everything. If you
look at this affects you. Oh, he knows about it. He's the
one who wanted to set it up this week for us to talk about it
is easy to come in and talk about it. So I guess now what
your boy? Uh? I don't know why I just said your boy again.
But he has a take on that that you don't like, right,
you think he's gas lighting people say, dude, well Howard? Like?
His whole argument is that if the US government will work with them, why
can't I Like, the US government has some like cretible institution. And the
whole thing is like what he's doing is now that they merge, he doesn't
want to shit talk them, okay, because he knows there's the possibility of
a lot of money coming his way and that's it and like to sit there
and go, oh, why are you like? What really upset me?
He'd set this multiple times, because what these guys do that do like three
hour shows, is they just do the same hour over and over again.
That's all they do. They just repeat the hour because they know nobody listens
the whole time. So he says the same talking points, and one of
us talking was points was do not disparage anybody that might have an opportunity for
making a lot of money, because you don't know if sometime someone might come
with you with an offer for a lot of money. And this way says,
I doubt it, but it might happen, Like you're a piece of
shit for you don't know. I doubt it. I doubt it. Do
you know who's listening to sports talk radio? Guys who are going to real
jobs, you piece of shit? Right Like so so people that might have
a problem with the PGA tour working with people who supposedly funded nine to eleven,
they're idiots who aren't going to succeed. Is that what you're telling us,
you fucking gaslighter? Like it hits me off so much. Here's the
same to that exact same fucking point. You know, NBC owns a golf
channel, and all every time there's a PGA Tour, and and there were
lift golfers in it. You know, they'd always have some snide ship to
say. They would always have a little fucking jab they had to give.
And then the Golf Channel was really fucking anti. They wouldn't showing shit about
it. And somebody there said something about them taking money from murderers or something
like that, and I go, you're owned by NBC. NBC put on
the fucking u the Olympics in China. Yeah, how many human rights fucking
violations have gone on in channel? Put on the Olympics in Russia? Yeah,
but taking their fucking money and them a shipload of money to broadcast these
fucking Olympics, right, I mean you add up Russia in China and compare
those human rights violations they just glassed over for a shipload of money. I
mean, I'm not saying any of them. But what about what about the
PGA Tour. The PGA Tour wouldn't let the Byron Nelson Classic have rayth Theon
as a sponsor because they said Raytheon had dealings with Saudi Arabia, so they
wouldn't let them have a sponsor. The PGA to have that as a sponsor
the PGA tour and they just let themselves be bought by Saudi Arabia. Back
to nine to eleven. If we're gonna believe the official story, which I
don't, but if you believe it they funded that terrorist attack on a mar
A cup, that's it. I mean, that's at the end of the
day, and all these Americans working with them. If you believe that story
is treason is I'm sorry, Like I really want to go du buy one
day. That's why I would look baas. Yeah, it looks like it's
like what America was back in the day, Like I would look at something
from Star Wars. I think there's other stories in nine to eleven that isn't
what people think. So, but according to the official narrative, I mean
you remember that that was that that page that the nine to eleven UH Committee
didn't want out, that the Saudis didn't want out. You know, all
that bullshit, that that bullshit story they're telling everybody. But if you believe
it that when we're going to people who directly attacked America, like what are
we talking about? Yeah, and then just say it, stop gaslighting your
crowd. He did with the themar Hamlin shit too, Like, oh dude,
it was just a really bad hit. Dude, I've seen people's heads
knocked off. They didn't stop the game. That meme was so funny.
You sent me today to mar Hamlin thing to tell him when it was it
said, uh had a picture to mar Hamlin working out and it said,
I don't want to miscord a book. It was, uh, this guy
died. This guy died and came back to life of five months ago?
And who is it? Was it? Michael Thomas? That Michael Thomas still
hasn't played. It's so funny, so damn funny. It's true. He
died and came back to life. He's on the field, and you got
people with like a fucking bad, fucking hamstring. They're just still sitting there.
It's crazy. I mean, there's nothing nothing. I mean, I
guess that's them saying like, hey, it's such a rare thing that there's
no chance of him having this happen again, so let him play it.
Did you know? It's just stupid. The whole thing's dumb, Like you
can't win the lottery twice. You can win the lottery twice, right,
but you can't win the lottery and get struck by lightning twice in the same
place. That's what I think the saying is. Sam. I know you
have to leave soon, but before I wanted to show you something that I
found cleaning out a bunch of shit for like a garage. You know,
everybody in the whole area has a garage. Said You're like, Oh,
You're gonna die when you see what I found? Is it he only that
I know of living copy of the Kajack sketch? Hee hee. It's like
cutting you off, Sam, You're too loud. You gotta be quieter.
And there's no dude. I just literally was on Ryan Frickler's podcast talking about
the Stupid Dummies and how I set my copy to MTV, like an idiot,
Do you really find that yesterday? Does it play? I don't know.
I got It's a VCR. Who the fuck has a VCR? But
I have a copy. I've got to I've got to get a transfer this
to some ship. Bro. You just brought me so much happiness. I
knew it. Jarvis was no fucking happy dude. I can't believe you did
this. Dude. Look listen, and here's the other crazy thing. So
we duncan me Tripoli, Brian Jarvis, uh my buddy Jay Rogers. We
were in a sketch group called the Stupid Dummies beat a couple of shows and
each one was completely different. It wasn't like we kept going around town doing
the same sketches. We would write out an entire show all Brandy sketches and
uh. In this one, we all wound up shaving our heads all live
on stage. But there was only one time. Nobody could find it.
We've been talking about it for years. I mean this has to be no.
I told you what happened, bro, and you're interested in us.
I sent the copy and it was and we thought a copy. I was
such an idiot because I was so excited about MTV, like in our project,
because it was like a ninety minute, ninety minute sketch up. But
here's the crazy thing that it says on it. Do you remember we had
to have two comics in the middle, and then like one third in and
then two thirds in there would be a comic because we had to change upon
on elaborate shit, So we had different people each time do like ten twelve,
fifteen minutes whatever that was. Al Magical's first ever set in Los Angeles.
Yeah, and that's on this one too, So I literally have magicals
first ever set in LA because we got jarmed us up in San France.
We have to do a big thing with this because Duncan was in this.
It was huge. Stupid dubbies were huge. You want me to get them?
Do you want me to get you one of those boxes sent where you
send it in and get it digitized. Yeah, we'll have to do that
because I'm telling you, man, this is fucking I didn't you remember some
of the sketches. The code Jack sketch is just absolutely golden, and it
was the name of the sketch actually was Duncan has cancer. But we all
thought Duncan had cancer because he had an audition for the Coajack movie. He
clearly has a bad cap on, his hair's popping out, all of it.
He leaves the stage. We're all like, fuck, man, if
there's no way it's a no Cojack fucking audition, And it was like,
yeah, Duncan has cancer. We're like fuck. Then this big movie plays
of his mom saying as so many pictures we edited all together of that kermitive
frog. So that plays in a montage of Duncan's whole life. I mean
it's a fucking five minutes. And while that video is playing, we are
all crying and shaving our heads completely. I couldn't shave my head because I
put in Montreal. Yeah Champ didn't, but the rest of us were crying
and just shaving our heads completely bald for solidarity with Duncan because he has cancer.
He comes back right with the song as he's twirling his ball cap like
just book me a movie, buddy, and all of us just have just
clunks, a hair missing, dude, just straight stripes. We look absolutely
insane, like insane people. It's like, what the fuck happened to?
But but that's you can only do that ever once, right, once every
one two months. Yeah, three of us were ball for four fucking four
months. Tom Brady's haircut so well, I cannot believe you found that,
dude. That is like a dying wish come true the time, sim like
Sam talks about that all the time, Like, dude, I wish I
still had that tape John talking about you. You have no clue how funny
this ship was. Can't wait to see it. There was one episode where
Kiri Stoytanovich comes up on stage and I don't know if it was in the
stupid dummies, but we looked so alive, like I told everybody she was
my sister, and yeah, he's And then we started making out on stage
and everyone's like, oh, that's gross. Okay, final thing. Then
I got jam You guys keep going. Do you think the Raiders are so
smart that they're dumb enough to get Jimmy g if it turns out he can't
play just the super tank for one of these quarterbacks. Well, if you
didn't hear what Sam's talking about, it is it turned out that he actually
didn't pass his physical. They waived the physical requirements to sign him, right,
I'm just saying that for the benefit of everybody at home if you didn't
know the story. So so now they potentially have a guy who can't pass
a physical as QB one on their depth chart, but then they have a
financial out to it. Yeah yeah, but Sam was Sam's suggesting, is
that they're actually doing that to Tank. What do you think? Well,
I mean, I don't think they thought that deep into that, but when
they didn't pass that physical and they kind of kind of made that contract like
am not saying not guarantee, but if he does pass physical, then everything's
just way they go. Well, I think they did it with him with
the tension of him passing its physical and then when they act so it's a
byproduct that ain't too bad, you know what I mean, To not be
financially on the hook and to be completely fucked the quarterback when there's fucking three
great quarterbacks coming out next year, you know for sure. But I don't
think they were like, hey, I heard this guy's not There's no way
he's gonna pass. I don't think that they thought. I don't think they
knew he wouldn't pass that physical. But once he didn't, I bet that
conversation was had. You know, those gems got to think about They got
to be thinking two years ahead of the time. Those guys aren't thinking about
winning tomorrow. They're like, how the fuck are we? Uh? Who
are we looking at for next year? Those gym those guys are the guys
that are in charge of the scouts. You know, Caleb, Caleb Williams,
is he looks good, dude? Your quarterback looks good? Yeah,
Drake May's good. But like I mean, just looking from the outside,
you kind of get used to watching your own guy play. And believe me,
Drake May's the best quarterback we've ever had with Carolina. The Caleb wins
away. He moves, man, he moves so easy. Well, how
about your boys starting for the Redskids, which I refused to Samhow yeah,
damn, how yeah, He's he's fine, he's got great arm. We'll
see how, we'll see how he's gonna be. I don't the game,
the NFL might be able too fast for him, but we'll see. He
deserves a shot for sure. He's a gamer. He can run. But
Drake May's got I mean, he's more of a Peyton Manning with wheels type.
And then this Caleb Williams, Dude, it's just he's just smooth man.
He's a He's a total package. I haven't seen uh uh Sanders kid
play much. What's the book on him? Uh? Pretty good man.
But you know the knock on him is just competition level. He won like
the overall I guess you could say, uh, Heisman of the HBCU divisions
of all of you know, so here was the best quarter not only the
best quarterback, the best over offensive player player. I forget the award is
what it's named after, what it's called, but it's essentially the MVP of
the whole year. He won that, then his dad becomes head coach.
Colorado brought him and they said he looks great in the fucking spring game or
whatever the fuck they call that ship spring game. Yeah, that they just
had. They said that there's a seven thousand percent increase in ticket sales for
Colorado this year. That's the number they use. It's not even possible.
How is that. I didn't know that was a real thing, because you
go from nothing, nobody going to having somewhat of a full stadium. You
got rid of like forty thirty thirty five. They sucked, But I'm saying
he gave him all a chance. And after a few weeks, the ridings
on the walls, you know what I mean, your name is. I'm
sure you guys saw that video right of though, him telling them like,
hey, some of you guys are gonna have to fucking hit the road started.
Some of those starters were fourth on the depth chart and they were like,
I'm out of here. You know, that's the other thing that trans
report all. You know, none of that was was an option, uh
in the nineties, in the early two thousands, you know you didn't like
it, fucking drop out, go reapply, so you know you couldn't just
like go, hey, okay, who wants me? Who wants me?
Who whose program? Go I fit good in? And you re almost reuh
recruiting. It's almost like double recruiting that fucking transfer paral. Dude, Not
only do you double recruit, you have to recruit everybody every year, so
you can recruit guys three or four times, especially in basketball. Man.
Yeah, now those guys, Now, those scouts are not only in charge
of looking at, hey, who's coming out of high school? They're like,
who the fuck is on every single team in the entire fucking country,
including Division two, Division three. You know it must be just maddening.
They must dream about fucking whatever's football NonStop, those fucking college scouts. Oh,
it's gotta make you crazy. And have you guys seen the stats?
The stats are just I mean, they're they're kind of crazy. Like,
Okay, this is by conference the percentage of their players that are in the
transfer portal. The NBC thirty eight percent of their players entered the transfer portal.
The American Conference thirty two percent, America East thirty two percent. I
mean, just go down. Like the MAC had thirty one percent of their
players entered the transfer portal. The Big East had twenty seven point five percent,
the Pack Well twenty seven point three, the Atlantic ten twenty six point
six. I'm looking. It was the NEC it was thirty eight percent.
I think it's what it said here. But even the like even the big
conferences, the AEC had twenty two percent of their players transfer and or enter
the portal rather and the SEC had twenty one percent. So one out of
five guys on these teams were entering the portal. Good good by four years.
They only get four years. They should move around. Yeah, like
you is Nick Saban crying about game image likeness? Like you just crying about
it because the Alabama does have the donors that everybody else has. Here's here's
the thing, Sam, this is they said that sixty percent of the players
who transferred to a quote power six program saw their minutes go down with the
new team. So you got people there think they're going somewhere better and they're
actually screwing themselves. Well you know what it's but it's like it's right if
it doesn't work out, you have to give them the right to do whatever
they want to do. The fact that they couldn't go. Remember the old
rule was, oh, if you transferred, you lost one year eligibility.
Go fuck yourself. Like that's disgusting, that's ridiculous. Yeah, no,
I'm with you. I'm with you. It's just it's just there needs to
be someone someone else, Like I don't like more advising for these, you
know, for the kids or something. Well listen, if you're gonna go
from Alabama, well you couldn't start and then you transfer to let's say South
Carolina, does that mean you're you're automatically gonna start. No, So it's
like you got transferred somewhere where you where you know you got good chance of
starting. Like that's what people aren't doing. What's happening is some of these
guys are getting in the transfer a portal, looking for another place, getting
replaced, and then they can't go back to their current school, so they
end up going to a school it's not a good fit for them because nobody
wants them. Dude, just four hours ago the PRESI and then the NC
double A is he said he wants the federal government to regulate name, image
likeness. What do you think about that? No, I'm against it.
What do you think about this? I'm entering the trans reportal right now,
I'm announcing it right, Good luck, Jason, dude. I think it's
transferred to another sports podcast. I'm entering the Transfers. Yeah, exactly right.
I am entering the trans reportal for another sports podcast. I mean there's
I'm scouting. Yeah, who are you thinking about going to? Is Dirty
Sports still going? I don't know if it's still going. I think they
are. Are they? No? I think it's gonna be me and Skip
Bayless respect. Damn, damn? Is Dirty Sports really nut still happening?
That's funny? No, I think it is. I know. All I
ever see is just Joe Praino yelling about the Mets and politics on Twitter.
I would go on later, brother, Sammy, dude, I'm so happy,
Like dude, this is like this. I knew you're gonna love it.
This is Christmas, Dude. We gotta do it right. We gotta
put it out. Most of the people that were in that are dad.
Hey, you're telling me a Michigan you can't find one VCR I mean,
I would be careful with it, Jason, honestly, Like, maybe just
send it directly to like one of those I can get you one of those
boxes sent at your house and you just send it to them and they'll send
you the file it or something. Yeah, and it'll be online like on
Google Drive. Will they send you back your tape? They do? Yeah?
All right, bye guys. By Sales and the jokes on him,
I accidentally taped over in a real fucking sweet gay parn my mom. She
got all of her vh VHS tapes digitized, or at least a lot of
them, and Dude, I was sweating bullets because I know they're at least
a couple of those tapes that have when I was like twelve, every nude
scene I could fine taped into them, from HBO to jerk Off. When
I was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen, dude, I was I checked
every one of them as soon as they got posted online. I was like,
oh no, no, Tandy Newton's titties and that John Bon Joey movie.
No, not in this one. I well, I hope, I'm
pretty sure that's not the gay porn that I taped over, because I taped.
I do remember taping over one of them with this movie called The Fast
and Furriest, and it's just a bunch of these fucking guys dressed like giraffes.
Really, I think there were guys just really fucking helsing me down with
these biggest nicks I've ever seen in my life, like an animal. Anything
about Lionel Messi come in to MLS, you eve a shit about that.
You know, it's the same thing. Remember when fucking that sexy motherfucker came
to LA. There was a last time Ibrahim and Vich right before him,
David Beckham, he's the one that owns Miami. Yeah, he owns the
team in Miami that I saw that Beckham did because I was in LA and
got everybody juiced up for it. But you know, it was kind of
like seeing like a Paqui al Mayweather when they were both like forty. You're
like, I wanted you got Ben some bet more bad assets. There's just
ten years ago. I mean, I'm still it's still cool. Sure,
No, totally, yeah, you're right. I mean there were teams that
wanted Messy and they were trying to get him back to Barcelona. But and
for them it's like almost like it's almost like live golf. It's almost like
a cash grab for them. They're like, I mean, I'm rich enough
to retire, but you know what, I'll go to fucking live in Miami
playing with soccer. I got a few years left. They're gonna pay me
a shitload of money. But you know, they're not like, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know. I get what you're saying.
And and and honestly, that was a mistake and an MLS made early
on. They all they just tried to sign over the hill guys with names,
so the soccer wasn't that good. And in the decades since, you
know, the early days, they've done a better job of focusing on or
talent. By the way, dude, the MLS, I don't know if
you know much about it, but it's very convoluted, the way the salary
structure works and the way the teams are owned, like it's centrally owned.
Actually MLS, the organization actually owns the teams and they have really strict salary
caps. They have three players that they can give whatever they want salary wise,
they're called designated players, and then the rest of the team fits into
a really strict salary cap structure. But they're all these rules. There are
some guys like if you get guys under twenty one, you can pay them
a little more. And if guys are came up through your academy system,
they're exempt from certain salary restrictions. There's all these weird rules that MLS has.
They have what's called targeted allocation money in general allocation money, and that
can be used if you want to pay somebody more than the salary cap allows,
you can throw that money at their contract to kind of they call it
buying it down make it fit under the salary cap. It's just very confusing.
What they essentially do is anytime one of these guys like MESSI wants to
come over here, they make up new rules. What they've done is they've
made up rules that let him potentially own parts part of MLS and part of
a team, and then they've worked out deals that he's going to get percentages
of Adidas's sales growth in that area thanks to his jerseys. And it was
one other company that is in that kind of merchant business. I can't remember
what it was, but they threw all kinds of like incentives and and uh
points at him to make it work, to make sure you got enough money.
Crazy league though, really bizarre the way it works. Yeah, it
just seems like they're flat by the seat of their pants whatever. Fucking yeah.
But what happened was in the early days, it just didn't work the
business structure because you had teams that had really rich owners that were just do
whenever they wanted, like you know in the old days of like the New
York Cosmos and all that shit. And then you had teams that couldn't afford
anybody getting throttled every night. It's kind of like baseball's threatening to become now.
Uh So they had to fix that with the with this current structure.
How's your braves first place, baby, Yeah, they're looking pretty good.
How are the Cubs an they're below five? Yeah, there just flocks right.
You know. They fucking beat Tampa three out of four times, like
the best team on the fucking planet and started out and they lose like five
out of the next six. You know, it was the best experience going
to see them at regularly. Dude, Well, right now, there's no
real expectations for him, and that's kind of fun. Uh as a fan
when you know, like, hey, you know, if we win,
great, but we're not supposed to do so. Baseball is kind of the
only sport that I think it really is like that because there's so many fucking
games. I guess NBA two. I remember being a Clipper fan when I
knew it wasn't gonna happen. Oh, we forgot to talk about what Sam
loves going right in. Somehow he's got this new thing where he can magically
spin any sports story into the nineteen eighties NBA. Yeah, he did that
with Joker, didn't he He was like, yeah, wasn't. Really he
wasn't. I mean, I'm not saying he's always been like this. This
is like a new thing that he should. I don't know if you just
saw a couple of documentaries recently or something. This guy's on the eighties NBA
thing. It's almost starting to make him sound like an old man. Oh
you weren't around for bird, you know what I mean, starting to sound
like an old guy in a barbershop. What's the story you were talking about?
What's the story? What story you said that you? Oh, we
missed this story with Sam because he Oh oh, Chris Paul getting released.
Yeah, basically, what's the word on him? Where you might go?
Well, he says the same fucking thing everybody fucking says, I want to
go to a contender. So there's always been this rumor that his last year,
whenever that comes, that he was gonna come to Charlotte and just ride
the bench because he's probably North Carolina. Yeah, yeah, there is always
talk about but I don't think he's quite there yet. He's not quite done.
He said he wants to go to a contenders. Who the fuck you
know? Who knows? Everybody said, that's just that just means I guess
you know you're a hot chick, right, and you go through a break
up and everybody knows you single, and everybody's fucking running like, hey,
if you're a fucking dump, doesn't even come hollered at me. Okay,
if you're a fucking you know, you know who you are, if you're
less than six foot two, don't even fucking swipe right, just fuck off
all That's yeah, that's exactly what that is. So that's that's the I
want to go to a contender thing, which means like, hey, only
fucking h and why by the way, why has nobody even snipped around DeAndre
Hopkins yet, I don't figured he was to be fucking nabbed up. It
must be salary demands, right, he must be. Remember Tennessee first he
started that I want to go to a contender thing, and there's always Buffalo,
Kansas City and Jets talk there's gonna be money, and and now we
just went to they had the first workout was with Tennessee, which that's not
going to be contend no offense, Titan fans. But I don't think anybody's
got fucking Tennessee boy, they're one player away. I don't They're not.
They're not total garbage. But yeah, I'm not saying the garbage. I'm
just saying in Kansas City, they ain't Buffalo. I haven't will put Detroit
Lions ahead of the Tennessee as far as somebody that I wouldn't want to be
fucking seeing. And yeah, you know, good for and good for you
know, we didn't talk about this much last year, but well, I
mean good for them. You know, like Detroit, that that's a team
that nobody saw doing anything. And then their offense was just I mean,
they had a quarterback that was just tossed out. Good for him. Yeah,
I like that team. Well, when they do well, I'm okay
with it because that city just I mean, they love the Lions. That's
the time Lions. Sometimes there's like a narrative behind a team. It really
doesn't matter in the sport because we've seen it in all sports. But in
this case, it's where the kind of personality of that team really does reflect
the personality of the city that they represent and that Lions team, and especially
after being on hard knocks, they really seemed like a blue collar munch pale
to fucking work, uh you know, working twelve hours a day, kind
of fucking everyman kind of a team from the head coach all the way down
and even to your point. Their quarterback was kicked basically kicked out of fucking
fancy town La. Yeah he won two. Good enough for them, fancy
La boys, and now LA screwed it. I mean, the Rams,
it seems like they're fucked a quarterback. They're the byproduct of we got a
five year window to run and make a run of the Super Bowl. Let's
see if we can go get one. And then when you get one two
years later, you're fucking you're you're fucked. You're financially fucked. All the
people that you brought in on these one or two year deals are either good,
think retired. Do you think Stafford's toast? He's long in the thirty
five thirty five? Yeah, he's a very old thirty five. A lot
of miles on those tires, a lot and a lot of injuries and a
lot of surgeries, and and that goes all the way. I mean,
that kid has been playing football since he was fucking satin. He've been playing
football for fucking thirty one years at a high level. Sure, how many
times has his shoulders been out? I mean that dude's had more shoulder injuries.
Then he's in a good place. If you if you're an old man,
that's rickety. Never be the old man. But I'm saying he's he
ain't gonna be doing what Brady did. And he's fucking, you know,
in the playoffs at forty four or forty five years old, So I think
he's he'll be all right there for a year or two, but you know,
every but he's gone. He's got fucking that one white kid, what's
the fucking name? Annoys me? Cooper Cup. Yeah, I mean I
like him, but I'm saying fucking annoys me and you if he's not on
your fantasy team, if you're playing against him, and you with your face,
it's funny that you're annoyed about him now because I remember the first year,
I think his rookie year, you had him on fantasy and you just
loved his ass. Yeah that's what I mean. But I haven't had him
since. But and when you play him, he just kills you. He
kills you, just kills your dbs. You're like, how the fuck is
it? Tony Gonzalez used to do that too, I mean, talk a
while too, but you'd be like, how the aunt Antonio Gates? You
go quarterbacks running around, running around, and fucking all of a sudden,
there's this guy wide open, thirty five and there's nobody around him, nobody,
do you know? I mean, that's the best player on the field.
How is he wide the fuck open? And they always are, you
know, That's why they're the fucking best player on the field, because they're
always why the fuck open? What's another team? I think the eighty five
Bears really represented Chicago very well. I mean, the Lakers always represented Las
glu. Yeah, you know, thinking about it, a great example,
like would you have not really I was gonna say that that greatest show on
turf, but Saint Louis is not really a flashy city like that. Uh,
they did. They were closely like that team. That city loved that
team though. I mean they really did that great show on turf. They
were really proud of that team, and and then they broke their hearts,
you know that what a few years later. But I think those those Niners
teams too. But from yeah really you know yeah, and then like like
Parcels Jets teams maybe I mean I mean Giants team sorry, uh, although
his Jets teams, I guess also if you want to uh, if you
want to say that, but uh yeah, because just Parcels is such a
you know, a cranky sort of New York type of person. Yeah.
Yeah, all. I think all the championship teams really did fucking because now
I'm thinking about like the Celtics, but back in the day when there was
such a racist town with bird I think I think the Steelers teams with the
Steelers teams, the modern Steelers teams that were really good over the past,
like twenty years. They're even even going back to Cower. Those were all
like lunch pale. You know, dude, there's there's nobody that has more
tenure than I mean, the last fucking what thirty years they've had two coaches.
Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? I mean that really is that
fucking you know, there were so many rumors Tower has been attached to so
many jobs. Every time a job came open in North Carolina college jobs,
UNC, NC State and the Panthers, everybody was like, oh, there,
I think they're I think they're interviewing Cower, and that guy's just rode
it out too, rode it out on TV. It's like, because you
know he's from North Carolina, he went to NC State and everybody thought,
oh, he's gonna come back, and never once, uh did he.
I don't think even interview for any of those jobs. What do you think
about Dalvin Cook? I mean, there's a guy who was just crossing out
Dalvin Cook because I was just about to bring it up too. H It's
weird, right, I mean, it is weird. He has injury probs,
but he had a shoulder that he reinjured, and now everybody says up
and down one million percent. He has one hundred percent healthy with his shoulders.
Shoulders not an issue. So if you take away the shoulder injury that
he had to finally eventually have surject, he's only really been injured once now
two times. Yeah, with this and he's stolen his Wikie contract. But
dude, that got he can be a game changer if he is healthy a
game, A fucking two hundred yards in a game kind of fucking dude.
Absolutely, Yeah, he's one of He's another one of those guys that can
wreck your fantasy weekend. Yeah, but I don't know, I don't know
where, I don't you know who he's rumored too. Go ahead, Miami
one, which they are on my hot list teams I'm very interested in this
year in the NFL. Miami could be fun to watch, extremely fun to
watch. Uh everything you got your fingers crossed on two and not getting his
fucking bell run that guy gets a concussion fucking putting his glasses on. Um.
Yeah, it seems like once they get the first one, dude,
the cooking concussions just flow. Remember like Trent Green second one. Trent Green
and his career like like towards the latter half of his career, he just
started getting pink. Yeah, am too, and they just couldn't stop for
sure, was really cooky for Coco stuff. I think. I think Akman
got really scared. And if you can talk about sunglasses like Stevie Wonder all
the time, so sad. Yeah, I can't even have to wear sunglasses
inside, which is fucking insane. Johnny. I know it's your chick's birthday
and you gotta go in a minute. What, um, what are you
guys doing for her birthday? And how old is she? Can you say
legally thirty something, early thirties. Yeah, I'm sorry, she can't be
but twelve huh um. We there's all kinds of stuff going on dinner with
her family. I mean, I'm not I'm gonna try to avoid as much
of it as it possibly can. That's at dinner with her family. Her
friends are going to like David Busters, and then her friends are going to
like Top Golf on Saturday or some shit like that, the Top Golf down
in El Segundel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, La map going, Hey,
you're talking about that David Busters over there in Hollywood Boulevard. No,
the one at uh the one at uh Howard Hughes Center. Oh they're doing
both in the same day. No, no one is fed uh David Buster's
fried dinner with her families to daven Busters. She's one of these people,
these la people all think, look at a birthday a week. Oh,
I know it fucking is. That's unfair. Everybody stopped with the fucking birthday
weeks. You can't. You can't ding me for fucking one hundred and twenty
five dollars a day for a fucking week. It's crazy. You get one
fucking two on a dollar night, bitch. That's what I'm saying. And
I ain't talking just to women. If you were a guy that's pulling this
birthday week ship where you have fucking four fucking parties, bullshit, you have
dinner tomorrow, then we got the big fucking party that we gotta go.
Hey, man, how many times you have to say hey, I'm glad
you were born. I gotta do that for the whole fucking month. I
got other ship to do other people's birthdays. It's not just your only birthday.
You're taking fucking six other people's birthdays away by making it your birthday week.
It's stupid. I shouldn't give you a fucking birthday fucking anals something.
What's your move? What'd you get her, Johnny? Give her gift away
right now, because by the time it's it's I mean, it's so expensive.
It was a some kind of Louis fucking coin person something she needs.
You should give her a little like a couple of clues for the first couple
of days of her birthday. Then maybe a picture of it on the third.
No, you should give her a picture. Here's what you do next
year when it's her birthday week, give her a picture of her fucking gift
something that she really fuck them much. She can't wait to get her hands
on it. You give her a picture of it, and you go.
You'll get this when birthday weekends. We'll see how many days you would last
be two day birthday week? Do you want to do the thing where we
head over to Patreon? You got time? You should you have a jam
right now? Yeah? I got a few more minutes. We would be
like another funny. We'll do it, guys. Thanks for listening to Punch
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We're gonna we're gonna do this thing now where we just continue to show
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remera if it's patreon dot com slash punch Strunk or punch Drunk Sports slash punch
Drunk Sports. Patreon dot com slash punch Drunk Sports. That's where we're headed.
And I want to talk, and I'm gonna start putting up these golf
videos that I've been shooting. Yeah yeah, the first one went really well.
Oh yeah, I showed you some of it. But the first one,
the first time I tried it and then tripods all over, Uh,
that was fucking super funny. I want to talk about what on Patreon.
We're gonna get into you fucking I'm gonna hear some of your fucking birthday moves
because you can't just be like you're a really lazy I know you're a lazy
shirt, bucker. You're a guy who wears a shirt in the socks,
just lazer, Like, oh whatever, let's get this over with. So
we're gonna pump you up with some fucking real moves. And I want to
see if you want to talk to you, but see if you know anything
about this curious case of whatever. This little short person lady and they adopted
her and they thought she was twelve and she was like thirty. Wait wait
that that Russian like chick that like tried to kill her family after they sent
her away. Yeah, I remember that story. Yeah, it's a fucking
great jock five five six problem. It's a documentary. I just remember that
story when it happened. Oh bro, I want to talk to you about
it because okay, okay, And we got to talk about the new uh,
the new season of of ninety Day Fiance. I watched the first episode.
Did you see? It's crazy? It is crazy, all right,
So we'll got a lot of shit to talk about. Yeah, check us
out, everybody else, thank you? And why what did they say?
Girls? My girlfriend? Every girl's my girlfriend? Everything it has deserted me.
I'm a Sam loved this song. He answers like yeah, special age,
what am I saying? Donny Stock just let her rock. These are
kids we're supporting now. If you are, if you're a drunk Puncher by
probum, if you want to find this uh and buy it to keep with
knee high. Let's get busy. As the name of the album, Every
dust my girlfriend, Every drust my girlfriend, just gonna I'm gonna make I'm
gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new punch? Drunk u