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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one, the freak one hour.

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We're gonna do the Golden Globes giveaway. You have a chance to win a

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mystery prize from US. A mystery
prize sounds fun. You'll team up with

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one of us. We'll fill out
a little ballot for the Golden Gloves,

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which happens Sunday night. Plus amazing. All the crap these famous people get

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to go to these award shows is
ridiculous. Okay, So this just came

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out the top one hundred from a
rating standpoint or audience standpoint, TV shows

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of or TV programming, Top one
hundred came out. Ninety three of these

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things are NFL games rated yeah,
or viewers and rating yeah, the top

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one hundred most watched US TV broadcast
of the last year. Yes, ninety

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three of these were football games.
All right, let's go through the games.

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Let's start guessing November. Okay,
Well, my question for you is

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what are the other ninety three or
NFL games that leave you seven NFL games

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that are in the top one hundred
most watched things of the last year.

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Yes, uh, well, are
we gonna ask you how many of the

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seven are are sports that would be
a couple college football National Championship like it,

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Yes, TCU and Georgia was number
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that was a blowout, so no
one, you know, college football Final

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four playoff game, you're close on
that, but it's gonna be the SEC

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Championship, which was number seventy one. Alabama Georgia was actually ahead of TCU

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Georgia of the UH natty and then
also Big ten football Michigan, Ohio State

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was number fifty eight. Okay,
they were left with four left four and

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there's sports. No more college football, yes, no more sports, actually

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no more sports okay, uh oscars, Yes, ninety fifth Annual Academy Awards

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was number sixty just ahead of Monday
Night Football Week seven vikings forty nine es.

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I mean, did that bad Cowboys
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it was number sixty five one.
Random was there like a State of

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the Union. I was gonna say
politics or number twenty one, right there?

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State of the Union address number twenty
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those ratings are audiences because they put
it on all major network h that's exactly

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and by default. But yes,
so that leaves you with two more,

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two more. Dude, We're doing
really good. We have ninety eight out

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of one hundred so far. I'm
gonna guess episode seven of night Court the

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New night Jean Larroquette, the New
night Court. I'm sorry, episode six,

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though I'm gonna assume none of it's
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There's gotta be something you got,
Yeah, like a big season event premiere.

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You're on the right track. But
here's the problem with this masked singer.

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It's got to be masked singer.
Next Level Chef, really, is

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that right? Which? I wonder
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I wonder is that one that might
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the one where Gordon Ramsay yells yeah
kids, Yeah, I think they aired

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that after the super Bowl. Okay, that's where you have it. And

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last one, I'll tell you something
that happens uh in the morning, Uh

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Macy's Thanksgiving Rade number forty. Do
they typically have a New Year's Day parade?

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Rose? The Rose Parade? Okay? Because I couldn't find it on

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New Year's Day. I was looking
for a parade and I didn't start talk

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noon. You think MALKI would like
a nice parade. I thought maybe it'd

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be something other than effing blippy cosh
car wash YouTube video car Wash. Yeah,

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it was car wash in the top
one. I see car wash.

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It was on my freaking YouTube most
watched. I can see kids like in

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parades. I was home for Thanksgiving
and we had the damn Macy's parade on.

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All this so so boring and they
had share perform. Yeah, No,

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it's it's a rough it's a tough
watch. Broker just freaking out the

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whole time. That job of doing
play by play of a parade has got

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to be the most thankless piece of
work that any media person would have to

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be saddled. Well, there's like
four of them up there, and they're

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just kind of being wacky and family
friendly. But they have a little note

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card for every like float or band
that comes by, you know, so

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they have a little bit of built
in info there that helps them get through

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the day. As you're a kid, you think it's about the floats.

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You think it's about hot Smoky Bear
running through you know, New York and

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the As you become desensitized to life, when you're an adult and you realize

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it's just a promotion for Broadway.
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And for Macy's twenty one Cowboys games
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I mean, it's like their whole
schedule will be a top one hundred thing

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watched. It's amazing. Like I
know, there's some tipping point we always

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talk about, you know, we
said yesterday, you know, just buy

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any sports franchise and it'll go up. It's like real estate, but far

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safer. Does that apply to television
rights for football? I don't think it

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does. There has to be some
formula and some brilliant people that figure this

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out and they pay billions, right, I mean all networks combined. Oh

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hell yeah. But how can you
go wrong by having NFL rights? And

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how wasn't there a game was just
last week? Was it exclusively on Peacock?

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Yeah? It was a Thursday night, Saturday night game Saturday Chargers bills.

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Okay, and I have Peacocks,
I have everything. But that's very

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interesting, you know that. And
they put the a team on there on

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PERP and it was Peacock's obviously the
NBC, but and they have the pregame

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stuff on NBC and then they just
shut her down. The game before them

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was on NBC too, so it
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but only one of those games is
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game. They promote tonight, go
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game will only be on Peacock tonight. And I remember it was I think

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Collinsworth's kid, and they were trying
to sell it. Yeah, and he's

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like, I mean, Josh Allen
tonight, I mean five bucks, okay,

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only plus every episode of Parks and
Red right, Yeah, buthch,

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I guess is that the monthly?
I don't even know. I should know

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because you're gonna have it. But
that's just a wild move to put I

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mean, hell, when they start
putting them on Amazon Prime a year a

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couple of years ago. Yeah,
more than none. And you know what's

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happened. I would say thirty percent
of the people that look, God,

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I guess I'll download the app and
sign up, and you forget, they're

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still paying for it and they've not
watched another thing on it. Yeah,

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you forget. Yeah. In twenty
twenty, seventy two NFL games from the

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top one hundred. In twenty twenty
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top one hundred in twenty twenty two, eighty two games this year, ninety

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three. So the last four years
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ninety three. It doesn't stop.
People said ten years ago that it

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would stop. Don Man themselves whole. I ain't watching anymore. When they

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start kneeling, I ain't coming backs. They lost me. We'll grap about

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refs and stuff. Dude, you
look at that refcals from last night,

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from last week. You know what, that was more interesting. It's all

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more interesting. It just adds.
It's everything they do adds fuel to fire

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because they know that knuckleheads like us
are going to spend segments talking about it

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every day for a week. I
think. I mean, if you consider

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the what's seventy something in twenty twenty, twenty nineteen, whatever you just said,

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that increase, I think can be
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the legality of gambling pop upstate by
state and mobile gambling. Yes, I

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agree, and that's what pushes it
to the next stratus. I agree,

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And parody includes every single market because
your team at some point is going to

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have a run and goes to the
playoffs. Don't have any teams missing the

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playoffs for fifteen years straight in the
NFL then that happened. Are they Are

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they going to add NFL teams?
I don't think so. Do you think

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we're well close to expansion? I
think I hadn't thought about it. But

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just as what we just said,
I mean, once you bump your head

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against the billions and billion dollar ceiling, which maybe they're not even doing.

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I don't know why the forty NFL
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there's not enough quarterbacks. Well,
I mean they've got enough. There's enough

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athletes and football players in the world
to where they mergered two you know,

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secondary leagues together. Right. But
that's why we I've said this for a

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while, We as society are not
addicted to football. No, no,

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no, No're addicted to the NFL
to college to college football, yes,

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and it's very different. But all
these executives keep thinking there, oh my

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god, they're addicted football. We
need more football. They keep trying these

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leagues and no one cares. And
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it's just rooted in there, is
that really it? There's just not enough

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quarterbacks. I think that's part of
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to expand, their expansion process would
be global. Not okay, yeah,

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it would be we're going to go
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and we're put it in Mexico City. And that's why they're doing that.

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Germany, you know, like il
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Lithuania go to team, but not
enough quarterbacks. And when they added the

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extra game, you're seeing more injuries. Just by one game, you're seeing

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more injuries. This year's been the
wildest year of quarterback injuries I've ever seen.

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And I'm not being superlative there.
Rogers Sean Watson the most rookie quarterbacks

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to start games in the NFL.
Ever, Yeah, I believe me crazy,

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But there's that. I did a
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my own time about the influx of
Polynesian players in the NFL. Was this

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like at halftime, have you putting
together your puzzle? I did do a

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jigsaw puzzle for four hours. It
just has pencils on it. It's very

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relaxing and fun. Uh, next
week or sometime, if it even fits.

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I think it's really interesting because like
in the NBA you get these European

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players, You're like, wow,
we have Argentinians and you know, Slovenians.

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Whatever. I think, almost under
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Polynesian influence in the NFL has not
been appreciated like tons and this year because

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Tua Tuga, Bailoa Pukakua and Penna
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We always thought of Troy Paula mallin
and that's it what Troy paul mal exactly.

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But there's Kevin Mawai. You know, there's a handful of like of

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ones that you've heard of dating back
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looked at the mock draft for year
I'm sorry whatever, I looked up them

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of some a one mock draft for
next year's NFL draft, right, So

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iways just trying to keep an eye
on it. Six projected Polynesian players or

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players of Polynesian descent, including that
Fashanu the tackle from Penn State. He's

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probably gonna go top five, edge
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Another three more interior lineman and edge
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Basically twenty percent of the first round
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will be Polynesian player. That's crazy, and then three Pro bowlers this year,

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and then some legends you know,
in in league history. I don't

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know, I feel like it's something
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much as it probably should should be. Does man tied Tao count well,

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he counts as a Polynesian player yet? Yeah, well the Rangers are not

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in Polynesian night they might be,
you know. So what I'm saying like,

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how do you celebrate this by talking
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I don't mean maybe, I don't
mean celebrate, have a parade. I

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think it's really cool that a sport
as big as we just laid out ninety

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two of the you know, most
watched television shows has that significant of an

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impact from a kind of a region
of players that not a football players,

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right American there's hundreds of nations that
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not a lot of Asian football players, not a ton, not a

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ton. Crazy. I mean,
who comes to mind that win? That

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win? But you know, American
football is big in America and a little

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bit globally, but not as big
Americans. It goes back to football,

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which we've talked about before. The
next influx will be Eastern Euros yep,

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and i'd say Lithuanians, Latvians,
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that shows up in your World's Strongest
Man competition. But for some reason have

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figured out how to have a pipeline
to some college to be like, all

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right, hey, we're gonna take
a bunch of Lotvians like Marcus Hunt.

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Yeah, we had this conversation before, but let's ran through our predictions right

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now. Calaris commanders Spicy Hot Predictions. We go to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion

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every week. Here we go.
We'll record these plan back on Monday.

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I'll go first, guys, Scorching
Hot Predictions, KT prediction one good luck

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after the stat was on Earth this
week that the Cowboys are ten and oh

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and Brandon Cooks has twenty yards or
more and oh to five. When he

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has under twenty yards, they make
sure to get him the rock early and

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often, as he has at least
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the game. Okay, happened in
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it? The way Dak's been more
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Let's go that's a pretty It's possible, but it's a little there's a little,

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a little kick to it. But
somebody's being a point slut to the

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someone's trying to be a point slut. In last week of the regular season,

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Little Baby KK and third leg Greg
on the Fox broadcasting team will comment

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on how bad the amenities are at
FedEx Field and then bring up the allegations

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against former owner Daniel Snyder and specifically
the time he fled authorities by hiding out

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on his yacht. Get ready for
that could get ready for the third quarter?

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Wow, if it happens at all, I think it's two points.

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If it happens in the third quarter, two and a half points. He's

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probably hiding out his yacht, all
right, Greg? Two minutes left in

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the third quarter, the third quarter, I don't get the reference. KK

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Kevin prediction three. After the Cowboys
double digit victory, full back Hunter Lipke

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and safety j Ron Curse will grab
the gatorade can and creep up behind Mike

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McCarthy, dousing him in purple colored
gatorade. But the very focus Mike McCarthy

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is surprised by having the liquid poured
on him in the forty five degree weather,

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and out of self defense, he
quickly turns around and snaps, punching

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lip key right on the mouth.
McCarthy would later tell the media in the

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postgame press conference that he thought it
was an introrectionist trying to take America back,

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and he was just defending his right
to have bare arms. Very specific

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I like it suppecially to be nails. The quote it's a lot, it's

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a lot going on, bear arm
l knows what little boat? Did you

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look up the projected temperature in your
forty five degrees? Is that? What

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did you look it up? Yeah? Because in their snowstorm hitting that area,

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they're calling it a Northerner No,
what are they calling it? A

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U Yeah? What do they call
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and Northeastern I don't know. Down
Easter election, Yeah, the kind of

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blizzard is alleged. Uh, the
Giants Eagles game has a chance of snow,

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Yeah, but not art not Cowboys. Didn't see a chance of that

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right now in the latest trip that
I looked up two hours ago. But

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if you look at it, there's
always a chance. Oh, it was

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a small chance if you think about
it. Yeah, Danny Okay. Cowboys

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Commander's prediction Week eighteen, Good luck
number one. America will be treated to

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unexpected nudity when offensive coordinator Eric b
Enemy's rogue testicle will slip out of his

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tight coaching shorts as part of his
personal commando for the Commander's celebration. He's

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trying to get the head coach job. He's not wearing underway. He's trying

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to get the head coaching job.
He's not gonna let a nut fall out

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as far as a campaign that he's
doing and going to be wearing tight coaching

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shorts forty five degrees. This is
a franchise seventy nine. The franchise had

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a lot of allegations and appropriate allegations. Take one to the bank, ye

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number two. The Dallas Cowboys equipment
manager comes under fire for packing bass guitars

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and synthesizers to DC instead of football
gear after mistakenly hearing that this was a

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Commodores concert instead of a commander's game. From listening to Drew Pearson on the

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Downbeat yesterday, Waited said that four
times I don't know if he was joking

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or not by the end the dip
of calling them, calling them the old

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name, and then I mean the
Commodores. I like calling the Commodorees.

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That's what kind of cool, that's
kind of cool, and finally that's amazing.

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Quarterback Sam Howell will be arrested on
murder charges at halftime Jesus following following

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new DNA testing which secures a warrant
from the FBI after a strand of his

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armpit hair is linked to a string
of cold case killings in the Annapolis area.

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Murder at halftime the rest of at
half time, well, Jacoby rests

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warming up, warming up, same
hall, talking to some black suited officials.

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Seems to the tunnel and the tunnel
and bracelets. They put bracelets on

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him. I think you got a
real shot some of those days. I

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agree. Here in the Ghost Pepper
Pavilion, or make our spiciest predictions for

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what you're gonna see in the Cowboys
UH Commodorees game this Sunday, Big Mike

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all ready, the month's long drought
is over, as Micah Parsons will draw

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not one, but two holding penalties
in this game. Okay, because the

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Cowboys need to get paid back by
the refs. You're getting a free game

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last week? Pretty sure too.
Sleepy Joe, President Joe Biden will be

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in attendance at this game what and
accidentally wander onto the field and get trucked

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by Commander Safety Terrell Burgess. Trucked
maybe all the way into the Potomac.

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They just see the highlights. Sleepy
Joe, he was flying, sleepwalking,

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middle of the day. Not fit
to be president. Terrell Burgess, great

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player, one of my favorite players. Loved He'll be rescue safely from the

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Potomac River. Prediction three yay.
This game will begin in the and in

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the first quarter will have really surprisingly
bad ratings, and then the network will

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just start promoting the game and getting
word out to people that they didn't even

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know the game was on. Ratings
will start to creep up as people start

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realizing these guys really work hard,
they're really good at what they do,

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and this game is really fun.
And then by the end of the game,

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well we'll get good ratings and with
the network and all the players will

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be happy and laugh about how rough
things were at the beginning, and then

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everything worked out great for everyone because
in the end, good things happen to

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good people right down there. I
try to write, copy and paste that

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and send it to Kevio so he
doesn't have to write all that down.

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Okay, well I don't have it
written down, so I don't know off

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top where I would copy and paste
it from. We will record those as

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we just did, replay them on
Monday, see if anyone gets any points,

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and we will be a chock full
of Cowboys Commander's NFL coverage on Monday,

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and we might preview the National Championship
game on Monday that you can see

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impromptu movie review during one of her
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