You're listening to the downbeat on ninety one the Freak. We've decided to go
and take it moment. We've checked on the home front. I'm in the
clear, Danny, get childcare covered. You're in the clear. We're sorted.
Jamond was a hard cell. Yeah, he asked we could come with,
but I got sweet Christina to pick up Simon. Will that be a
riot to load up our dogs into our prosper for bring all our dogs?
That would keep me from going? Probably? To be honest, would you
not go if there's two dogs? I think i'd sal just hold it down
from back here. Guys, they're sweet angels. No dogs are great.
I mean, look, I love Simon, I love Simon. The Rangers
win tonight Game seven? Will you get a dog? No, it's so
weird. I mean it's worth a shot, man, Thanks for trying.
I could get get pressured into getting a dog, sin probably, And you're
gonna love the damn dog. And you're like, I can't believe I was
an idiot for so long for no dogs strictly a corgy's only policy. Why
because they got a thick butt? You like that cute thick butt? Yeah,
you like thick butt, don't you k Huh? Who doesn't name a
person? Who's the person that doesn't like a thick butt? Who wants the
thin butt? Everybody I've dated apparently I like him all to be honest.
Look and he has a thin butt. What are you saying, flat Irish
ass or whatever it is British? Uh Huh. I'm heading up to Uh.
I'm taking the tollway, the whole way to prosper Ford. Right at
the end of the show. You are a champion. I'm going to get
that damn thing. They are champions for hooking it up. Unbelievable. Prossper
Ford has secured as transportation so we don't have a blowout in the ninety seven
of the freak station. So thank you. Prosper Forward and we're going to
games and then we're going and then we're hoping to find out more about hotels
and all that stuff. We will Uh. There's an email chins Ben sent
to us. They've got a conference room there. We're still waiting for a
formal point, man, but we have you know, we've got the Houston
iHeart. They've got a conference room for us. So that's what we'll be
doing the show tomorrow morning from six to ten am. Is we will take
the paraye down forty five and go and take it incredible. This wasn't even
a thing when I'll woke up this morning. Nope, and now look at
us. It's wild. You wake up and just like your life changes,
just like that. Yeah, I thought you. No, get off work,
go home, hang out with the kid for a few hours, get
some dinner, sit down, watch the game on TV. Nope, we're
gonna be in the damn building. Yes, in the juice box. We're
in the juice box. We're gonna get pictures next to the train. No,
we're not gonna ride the train. We don't need to celebrate their grabby
ballpark. Yeah, we're gonna do Their grabby ballpark just looks like our ballpark
without a train. I disagree. Can we do like some sort of gambling
scavenger hunt? Like how many points? Is a photograph with Ted Cruzworth?
He will be there? Or the mattress mac. I don't know if I
could pick him out of a lineup? Could I? Yeah? You know
what he looks like. He's the guy wearing a shirt that says I'm Mattress
Maca and he's making bets with everyone around him. Ask me for a pick.
You were asking me for two things, a cowboy hat and Rangers gear,
which you have neither. I have neither of. You know what you
wore a blue MAVs shirt to the game. Whatever it will get you a
Ferguson Jinkins jersey. Yeah, I put that free promotional giveaway jersey on.
It did not not fit what you need wise, because if you're going to
go pick up the car, I'll run over to h. Dick's Academy or
Dicks across the street, place an order. I'll get you something. You
want a hat, you want a hoodie, because I guarantee you they have
everything. I went there the other day. It wasn't a lot to choose
from. No offense. Dicks. They because it's selling so quickly exactly and
they and it's Monday, so they might have gotten a big shipment in today.
Yeah, do you need something like a pull over? Well, yeah,
I'm kind of screwed otherwise, I mean, I don't I want to
represent wear an eggplant suit. I mean obviously you could buy something at you
know, the stadium. They'll have some Rangers gear for sale. There will
playoff stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you don't want to buy
that. You know ninety which where the eggplant costume? I got it A
great idea. Your dressing is Kevio right? Huh? Kevin is going to
the game seven tonight, super Mario. Yes, yeah, no way,
definitely will I here's how you know, because I'm the one who brought it
up this morning. Yeah, and he brought up three times. I don't
want to wear an egg Do you want to go? Do you want to
pull over? Or do you want a hat? Hat? He needs to
dress up? I mean, what are you what? Do you want a
baseball? He ain't going like that because his hair is not long enough.
He's bald. You can do a knockoff diet version of it. You can
walk in there in the suit shorts, you know, wearing that. What
if I get your Garland Richardson, I'll have to make another stop at my
buddy Troy's house and hopefully you tell Troy to meet you on the way.
I'm not making other people do something. Troy do it overbit this thing.
The baseball is enough. I don't have to go dressed up like a freaking
vegetable or a NASCAR driver from seventy three. Okay, you to be his
fastest man. Garland Richardson. Yeah. The only reason I like Richard is
because I think I'm gonna do most of the driving. And I want to
be in the social media pictures dressed in a racing suit for no reason,
and I kind of want to get pulled over and look at the see the
cop see me in a full flame retardant NASCAR outfit. On ass officer,
I'll never get out of a ticket, so fast, Allen, ass officer,
he's a get out of here and put the heel to the steel.
Garland Richardson, No, it'll be step out of the car. I got
to get a look at this suit. I'll say, will you sign this
warning that is not a ticket? Yes? I will, your honor.
Uh okay, yeah, probably don't overbit this thing. What are you talking
about? Probably a hat ball cap adjustable? You want to fit it like
fitted. But I've got a Cavio hat. So do you know where my
Rangers Nate Aqua or my baby Blue habit? Is it an adjustable? No?
Long time? Is it all stinky? You do look like stinky hat
guy? I was inside's penis I wear a hundred different hats. The guy
who wears one hat in one hat only a stinky hat. Guy, I
have almost a different hat on every single day. That hat you're wearing right
now looks like it's stinky. It's brand new and crystal clean white. Let
let that inside of that, man, it's just delicious. Sounds like a
horse's nuts. To go on with the bit, mister underbit guy, you're
the guy wants to underbit Game seven of the A l C S going.
The winner goes to the World Series. A loser is dejected and sad.
But let's egg plants. It's if Cavio has head in hand, Like you
know what, if you want to be f M Radio wacky morning guy,
there's a show right down the hallway that that will probably accommodate you. This
is serious, hardcore baseball sports, and that's what we're gonna get into the
about. It's about fun, it's about life and death, man, and
I think being true to who we really are gives us our best chance of
victory, which why it makes sense that you addresses, Kevin. I've seen
you wear a dress before Danny was in Sahara Rain. I'll tell you what
if I had a nice sized tin sun dress, I'd consider we could get
one I have. It might be a twelve. Now did I wear the
sun dress tonight? Why don't we all just dress? Why don't we wear
dresses and ranger hats? It's gonna help. But if you guys walked in
and dresses but cavios in the middle and you're just linked arms and what are
you guys up to? Ranger? We like? Okay, let's get to
the NFL notes. This is too much fun. Just talk about this.
What are you gonna do? Then? W NFL notes? Do you really
want me to get you a hat? No one cares about his hat anymore.
Are you stopping in a Texas Ranger? Thing? Is good? Wear
the NASCAR suit? That's the clear answer. Oh god, bit guy,
it's just exhausting the guy that has to make every It's like living in a
house with the cast of Jackass, with this dude with the bits. Yeah,
you know, hit us. I want to wake up in the middle
of the night our crappy hotel room and Kevin's gonna have a drum set set
up playing on our ball. You're known for your pranks. Oh what twenty
years Pranka, Greg go up with alarm clocks. Yeah, when I was
thirty, I'm thirty. One of us mature. We grow up. I'm
thirty, I am thirty. Damn. I think it is worth talking about
what the plan is. Here it is and it's worth committing. And we
only have like an hour to figure it out. I don't I don't have
Garland Richardson racing suit. Troy's listening, Troy, we need the suit heat
up. You think he's up? Who's in lahat us all weekend? He's
definitely not up. I don't take it out of your system about eighteen hours.
I don't have any other options for outfits. This got texted. It
would be great for Garland Richardson to get pulled over in his racing uniform.
And when the cop walks up, he turns to the officer and says,
looks like you caught me hauling ass. That makes you one of the few.
I'm guessing you want a selfie. Looks like you caught me hauling ass.
That makes you one of the few. Gosh, what would get you
out of the ticket? Better dressed as a race card driver or dressed as
a time machine private detective? Yeah, probably either one on a streak of
four straight warnings, last four times I got pulled over. That's because I
have an honest face and a peaceful soul. Also, I think i'd get
off anyway. I don't know that I want you going to the game as
Mike Siroy, giving given that you're recent record when going to games ain't good.
Last time you went to a Ranger game, they get smoked. You
had to leave midway through. Then you went to see your beloved Dolphins play
cot in Buffalo and they got smoked. I think it's honestly irresponsible of us
to allow Mike Siroy to go to the game. We need a disguise.
I'm not really in a position to argue that point all that thoroughly. See,
Danny, I may be cursed. Danny. Do you love the Rangers?
Are you too cool for bits? I'm not too cool for anything,
and yes, I like the Rangers a lot. I used to love them.
My expectations of the Rangers are much more measured than they used to be.
Oh, I forgot you got offended by that pride night thing, the
one that they refuse to do. But if Kevio and I dress up,
then you kind of have to you're not going to dress up. You are
not dressing up, I mean dress Is he asking or is he telling you,
Mike you can do what you want. No, No, I'm not
telling him. Oh and two, I don't have the power to tell him
what to do. I'm just predicting that he won't dress up. Let's let
the audience decide the audience. Let's let our fans decide. Of course,
they want us to do whatever. The dumbest thing is, the dumbest option,
and I do support that. The only thing I have is a cow
costume from last year's Halloween. Ella, Well, that settles that because I
went as a cow because my son wanted to go as the moon, so
I bought a cow. Oddly makes sense, will you? Maybe? I
don't know. I'll be I'll be ranger cow moo move yeah, yeah,
wear a hat and a cow outfit doesn't have a hit. It's just like
it's like a just a zip up thing on a cow. That's all Kevio
is. It's actually not that inconvenient. It might get a little sweaty.
That's Danny walking through the concord. Hey there's cow section section four thirty.
Oh, my god. All right, well, now you're on the Now
you're on the shot clock. You're Mikey if he's going as a cow,
a cow Cavio and the cow. Right, you need a straight man with
you two. There is no straight man. The only straight man that would
do would be Detective Dick Shale. But Dick Schell's driving to Prosper to pick
up the car. Yeah, I got it. That's that's an hour commute
just to get the vehicle in a good spot for you guys to have a
convenient nap. I've been listening all day long. Oh it turns out that
one of you is not going to dress up. That's real cool. I
don't know, man, I think we owe it to our audience. These
are the same people who had a launch aer Friday thing outside of our station
and put bunny heads on the bit works the bit commit. You know it
is almost Halloween too, Yeah, big events. It's sort of I'll see
what I can do. I'll see what I can do. And he's it's
just a little oh, I see what I can do in these smiles.
That's what the cowsuit still fits, Danny. You have a crappy cowsuit it's
horrible. It's just like drape off of you. Oh it sucks. I
got on Amazon it was like eight dollars. You want to be a pickle?
Nope, nope. If I'm going to be anything, I'm going to
be a beautiful cows. The weird out of context thing. We have a
caller who's got something new, checking on that real quick. Sure, Hi,
what's your name? Ronnie? Hey, Ronnie, Hi, ronniehere are
you calling from? What's on your mind? Ronnie? Yeah? So I
think you guys should all stop at BUCkies, big old BUCkies in Ennis,
Texas, and everybody has to pick out their outfit at BUCkies. Oh you
know that's good. That's good. No, thank you, Ronnie. I
appreciate that because he he's right. They have outfits there, Yeah, they
got Ronnie is still there. Yeah, they have outfits there. Oh yeah,
they got everything. Man, they got your fishing clothes, they got
rangers gear, cowboys gear, they got you know, the big pretty beaver
on there. Do they have the beaver outfit? Yeah, the big Bucky
with the big old buck tooth beaver. I'm mad they might even let us
borrow it. We're reputable and be like look we'll be in the crowd at
the ALC is helping you out, all right, we all over TV if
we're dressed up. Guys, No we won't, Yes we will. The
cameras don't shoot up as high as our seats. Nobody in the four hundreds
gets on TV. That's the dregs of society where we belong. All right.
So you have you have Kevo, and then maybe Danny and I we
dress each other at BUCkies. Here the cow. That's me and that's fantastic.
Me and Malcolm's mom and Malki last Alloween. Okay, that's that's outstanding,
just what you would expect. This is what you need at their game.
Oh that's great. Isn't that amazing for me to bring it? Let
me bring the cow outfit. That's not even a real question. Yes,
the answer is yes, the cow, the cow. Vo and the cow.
Hey boy, that sounds like a morning show lie from Houston and the
cow. What did you think of the game last night? Dir Cow says,
Bucky's outfits like a thousand dollars bit. No, you don't want to
do that. Oh really, I guess. Oh man, that's what someone
said. Mike, you should go as an Astros fan and then we get
in a fake fight, all right, Kevio's fake punching Astro's fan. Why
cow watches? Someone said the Glenn's vot y'all go is a Mariachi trio like
the three Amiga's boy are planning for? This trip is really escalated from how
are we gonna get there? Where are we gonna stay? Can we do
a show? And to what are we gonna wear? The game tonight?
And that's how it should be. At least someone's excited to see Danny the
vaping cow. I'm justly pumped now, dude, Come on. Someone says,
don't do the dumb option and represent Dallas in a good way. Okay,
se delete delite costume worlds across Well are they not there anymore? Yeah?
No, you aren't. Yeah, I mean if you had to lean
something, Mike, there's a Spirit Halloween store opened on every strip, mall
right? Now? Yeah? Should I go? Barbie be Ken? Yeah?
Don't you you got? You said you got a pickle? You got
Kevy have a pickle and an eggplant? And Oscar the Grouge trio. We're
just gonna sit in these seats and what are you these guys doing. That's
the thing though always we're in it together. How you doing? Are we
going to go and take it? How do you? How do you go
and take it? We're trying to maximize the likelihood that we go and take
it. Yeah, And I think you have a good point that if Mike
Suroy goes, that's not good because I lose most things that I get near
and in defeat. I've realized, look out Christina. Professionally, personally and
in the world of sports. Ten people really like it. Not If anybody
thinks that your presence has any bearing on the outcome of anything, they're damn
fools. That's true. Let's just go. Let's do this. Well,
we're going what I'm saying, like, what are you gonna wear? Let's
make a decision. It's not quite that simple. Doesn't have it? Has
he ever disappointed you? Let him figure it out. Let's put our trust.
Maybe I'm working on something else. Maybe there'll be a cow and a
see cow, maybe a new character I've been working on saving just for this.
I don't I don't have asimated up yet. I don't have any idea.
Let's give him the break to think of something. Yeah, Coming up
next, we try to find out what's Soroy will be as we dress up
for Game seven of the Alcs and we try to walk out with the silver
boot tonight it's the golden boot, Kevin, not silver, the golden boot
now, this is the golden up boot we're playing. Plus, as you
can imagine, tons of messages from our listeners today on the talkbacks. We'll
check those out next on ninety seven one of the Freak