The JV Show on Wilde We made it, you guys, we did it.
It's Friday, woldin Me for nine at the Bays number one hit music
station, The JAV Show. I'm Selenamham and I'm Cheaty. Good morning and
Happy Friday. Before we get to Cheaty's tweets where Graham drew sorry, does
a dramatic reading of some of her tweets and then we try to figure out
like the meaning behind it, Cheaty explained, Um, Mercury is in retrograde.
You guys know, I knew it. I knew it. I know
I've been, you know, going through weird things constantly out Everything that can
go wrong does go wrong. I made all that. Okay, so much
some mercuries and retrograde until May fifteen. Gosh, it's in retrograde in Taurus
this time. I don't know what that means exactly. You're going to explain
that part. I was like, I don't have that information, but I
do have how it affects each one of our signs. If you care,
I'm ready lay it on me. Yes, please, all right, let's
start with Let's start with Graham. Graham, you're a leo. Yeah,
correct, Yeah, yeah, says here Leo to the core. I mean,
when you read the description of Leo, you're like, it's got to
be this guy. It's me. Really, yeah, do you match your
sign? Like, I have no idea. So you can read these descriptions
and then apply it to any of us. You know what that does,
cruis that does describe me? I am, I do have emotions. It's
like that's the most generic stuff in mine. Spot on, We'll get to
mine in a second. Okay, so you're a Leo. This is how
mercury retrograde is going to affect Leo's this time around, It says, mercury
is talking ish and hop scotching through your tenth house of career. I have
ten careers. Tenth house I have career. I can't even get one house
ten of them. That's a lot. Your tenth house of career, colleagues
and legacy is as be meticulous in your work dealings, remaining open to the
possibility that a change in pace and profession might be on the horizon. So
I'm getting fired or uture your resume stiped out meticulously because you're about to get
fired. Well all right, um, cheaty, you're a cancer. Yeah,
it says it's difficult to tell a water sign not to take things personally.
But that's exactly what I'm suggesting. With mercury back pedaling through your eleventh
house of friends and social networks, It'll be easy for you to be wounded
by words, but infinitely more beneficial for you to limit the power they hold
to hurt you. Somebody be extra sensitive at this time. Okay, got
it. I don't like mine. Oh it says this retrograde. I'm a
cap, I'm a cat. Okay, it says this retrograde is making waves
in your fifth house of sex? Do you have five houses? Do you
even have one? What would you? Can? Are your first house of
whispering and somehow makes it better. I don't even know what this means.
Your first house is probably just missionary. Huh? Is it talking about position?
Positions? That's great? I don't know what. I don't know you
guys, You guys know more about this stuff than I do. I don't
know any anything about that, anything about five houses of the Okay. It
just has to keep an open mind, and I could find myself blessed with
you partners a new mediums to explore. Okay, Hello, let's get your
man on the line. He's got he's got between April twenty first and May
fifteen, while Mercury is in retrograde to try some freaky stuff. And Slita's
fifth house front door is going to be wide open to it is locked.
The keys loss, I don't even have the key. No, it's not.
It's said right there. And you guys believe this stuff. Your front
doors wide wide open? Th that all right? Let's get to a Cheaty's
tweeting. Do you want to explain what it is? I mean, I
can explain it if you want. Every every week, our buddy Cheaty here,
who helps us out in the mornings on the JV show. She tweets
a lot, by the way, a lot. I think you were over
fifty six thousand tweets, and so what I like to do is do a
dramatic reading of some of her tweets, and then we like to try to
figure out what it is she's tweeting about. And of course, you know,
we like to set it to some music just to give it a little
extra dramatic effect. Why did I go to the gym just to not go
in? I definitely need to go tomorrow smh. You drove Josh gym,
you parked, You walked up to the front door the house of the gym,
and he just turned around and left. I didn't get out of my
car. I just parked. Saw how busy it was. It was like,
ah, how long did you sit there and think about it? Like
five minutes? How long would drive? How far did you drive to get
to the gym? Like like how much time did this take out of your
day basically to not work out? Like a total of fifteen minutes. Okay,
that's not too bad, that's not bad. Yeah, well, I
mean it still bad that you didn't go in. I mean, though it
was so busy, I was like, oh, there's nothing like I hate
standing in the gym not knowing what to do because everything is taken. So
I was like, I'm not going to take that chance. Yeah, people,
I feel like everyone's staring. Yeah exactly, especially at that hour.
There's a lot of our buff dudes, you know, get their swollen.
They're like, look at this gym. You know what you have to do
to really like boost your confidence find a gym or like all the elderly go
oh yeah, I used to find that the twenty four Fitness I used to
go to was all old people. A lot of them worked out in jeans.
Do old people my own you know? I guess maybe they don't own
like joggers, you know like we wear, or like jim shorts, Like
can you see like your ya, like a really old grandpa wearing like a
pair of basketball shorts like the like a lot of us dudes are wearing the
gym. No, so they work out in their jeans or their dockers.
Weird, it's a little weird. I really don't know what to do with
my life. Wow, not like in my context, like just all of
it, all of it, Like it's just you know, I graduate this
may, and then I'm so excited for that. God, so excited to
get out of school. But like I said, I'm scared. I don't
know what to do with my life. Like I just feel like everything is
just on a pause, you know, like I'm just gonna be here now.
But not the child. She's I'm gonna take that to ploma just crumple
it up and well wasted on this thing. I'm just here at the baby
show. No, it's not like that. It's not happening for me.
Does anyone know who can decorate a graduation cap? Can I answer that one?
You you can decoratee a graduation capped. I can't do it. My
artistic skills is not there. Like, what are you expecting to be on
this thing? Like a mural? Yeah? What do people put on?
Have you seen graduation caps like out? I had a college graduation. I
passed out during a drink a lot ahead of time. Was out the bar
at sixty five in the morning. That's a whole different story five am.
Yeah, the bars opened up early that day. You had, you had
a pregame, you had a pre game before the graduation. It was only
that's where we did it. That's where we didn't say in a Barbara,
Well, what do you envision from your perfect graduation? Some bling like some
blinged out things, so you know how they do, Like the perimeter is
like blinged out, or like flowers get a glue stick and sparks, don't
they all? Yeah, you don't know really ran autograph it for you?
Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. We could put a j V show
start Definitely, I'll do that. The JV show on Wild ninety nine.
It's Willie out of Mello Park. I just wanted to give a little mess
Instagram about last night's game. Huh, I didn't see no beam lit.
They liked the beam. Shut it. Let's go Warriors. You got this.
You had your fun Sacramento, but your time it's done. The coke
Love you guys. Hey, thank you for that talking about Yeah, Graham,
what about last night's game the beam? See, the thing about the
beam was if we had it all see the beam, it was a So
the thing is the beam there was see they then you know last night's game,
this guy named Steph Curry's like the best player ever. He came along
and just like you know, and then just like that's us just putting the
beam because it would be wasteful to be running the beam all the time.
So we just you know, what you do is sometimes you want the beam
up there, Okay, put the beam up, But then more times with
Steph Curry's like I'm gonna stomp on you guys, then you just you know
what we do. We hit the other and then we just did we take
the beam and we just put the beam away and we put it back again
next to the janitor's closet. We just roll it right into there, and
you know what, we're just gonna leave the beam in there for a little
while. Probably not gonna need it on Sunday either, but then maybe we'll
get it back out. I don't know, maybe next week. Did We
don't really know. Did you even get a chance to watch any of the
game last night? You're a very busy man. I finally, last night
was like the first game that I actually got to watch a good amount of
up until I didn't. I didn't get to see a bunch of the start.
My kid had a baseball game last night, so I didn't get home
to see the start of it. But I got to watch most of the
second half, and um, we'll fall asleep there a little bit the end
because you know again, because you know, just like, yeah, just
put that beam. So I missed that beam. Put duck that beam away.
I missed the first half. In the second half, I was,
you know, I'm like doing other things with my kids. Was e forty
there? Do we know? He did? He was there? He was
there. Okay, I didn't see him. I was watching he said.
He showed up fashionably late, but he did embrace Curry and a celebratory hug
out. Oh I love that. It's wild Living for nine, the base
number one hit music station, the JVS show. Here, I'm Selena and
I'm Cheaty. Oh my god, you guys see that Chloe Kardashian. She
was joking, obviously, but saying that her and her single sisters should go
on Love Is Blind. Oh I did not see that. Oh my gosh,
I'm here for it. That I would totally watch it, But that
would never work because you'd recognize their voice exactly and then you'd be annoyed by
it, like what they use, like like like a voice changer. You
would have to, but wouldn't they know from like all like the likes like
like I like you know, like and then I was a sad back the
sad like and then like a salad like yeah, you'd probably recognize. I
don't think celebrities, like at least not of this level, will work on
any dating show because it would just all be So I don't mean fake in
the sense that it scripted, even though it would be, but I mean
it'd be so fake in that people would do anything to date them, do
you know what I mean? So it's not even like a real connection.
Then none of it would be a real a lot less authentic. Yeah,
you know what they should do. I don't know, Like back in the
two thousands, so they had those love what was it called? It was
like flavor of love or something like that. They should do that, like
where a bunch of people like you're trying to date and that. In that
case, it was it was flavor flavor, right, Yeah, they did
it with a with a few people. They did a few spinoffs after that.
Yeah, there's there's a lot of people surprising who he is. I
show it from that show. I don't know. She's talking about early two
thousands when I was four. Love. Okay, we're not gonna get into
that. Never mind, all right, Graham, So what is causing climate
You have the answer? Yeah, this is pretty interesting and new. This
is a new factor, one that I don't think any of us had ever
considered before. Listen to this article I came across this week, moose fingered
as possible factor and climate change me pretty shocking headline, mainly the moose fingering,
which the article doesn't talk about at all. After I learned, you
know, when I clicked on it, there was no moose fingering at all.
But it does talk about how it cheeny. What's the plural of moose?
UM mean really no, it's just moose. But you know me how
they play a significant role in climate change. They found that these large mammals,
they trample vegetation, they affect tree growth, they change soil composition,
with the quote copious amounts of urine and dung that they that they admit.
Uh. They say they have very voracious appetite appetites. Adult moose or mes
can eat up to sixty pounds of food a day, and they say all
this contributes greatly to for us and their ability to store carbon, which you
know is a big factor and negatively impacting climate change. We've never really looked
at moose or mice in this way on the JV show. Most mostly the
moose knuckles or the moose muffins. Now that researchers have fingered the moose,
I think you have to think about it differently. Does this change your perception
in the moose now that they've been fingered it does not saying it that's the
long the researchers fingered the moose. Yeah, they fingered the moose. They
fingered me. I don't know change perception of them. I'm no longer a
Moose fan. Sad to say, no, you're not no longer a fan
of the Moose muffin or any any other part the moose muffin. What how
does this make you that fan? They're just going about there. They're not
out there like you know what, screw this Earth, I'm gonna impact climate
change. They're just out there living their best Moose line. They didn't do
it on purpose. Yeah. See, it's different than human horrible choices that
you know what today I think is tomorrow, tomorrow, Tomorrow's thurthday. I
was like, today's thurthday, Tomorrow's thurthday. Yeah, I mean, think
about all the awful things we do. The moose. They didn't ask to
be fingered in this. We've yeah, we've we've reached our mac on that
just out shut them, figure away, take it out the moose, I
mean the mess Yeah, the Mason. What was the question again, I
don't remember it. Lets this let's play the new says that Josha kat Kill
Bill remakes here on Molddy for nine and the next let's move on to something
else. It is squirrel week, Graham, Sure, right, we'll also
kick off this Reddit Friday The JV Show on Wild Lay for nine Mcbey's number
one hit music station, The Jav's Show on a Friday, Good Morning,
I'm Felina, I'm Graham, and I'm Cheaty. So yesterday around this time,
we were talking about this new trend that I saw on TikTok. People
were using tallow, which you don't know is um it's beef fat. They
were using it as skincare and every night putting it on their skin. And
people swear by this and it just wonders for their face and their skin just
loves it and welcomes it every single buttery soft. Yeah, it's nice and
smooth and all that greasy. We have a talk back someone recommending something else.
Oh my god, you guys. I was so laughing about the tallow
on your face. But you know what, everybody can go to CBS and
buy bag Bomb, which is cow utter cream and it does the same thing.
I have questions how utter made out of cow utters or is it cream
four cow utters? You know, because like they're getting milked a lot and
they probably get kind of kind of gets chopped and chaved shaping. Bring the
bag bomb over here. We got we gotta chapped one over here and then
they use that on the utters. I don't know. I don't know either
either way, I mean to try it. Yeah, I'm desperate put that
cowater all over my face. Yeah that sounds sorry. Um let's do let's
let's kick off, sir, Let's end squirrel Week. Yeah. I was
gonna say it's a bittersweet day today because it's Friday, which is great,
but it also means that the JV show Scure Week twenty twenty three, it's
coming to an end. I want to thank all the listeners who shared squirrel
content with me, pictures, videos, them interacting with squirrels memes, which
is more than I can say for my two colleagues up here on the show,
which contributed a grand total of zero pieces of squirrel content this week,
other than on Wednesday when Selena opted to not run one over with her car,
which was very admirable of you. My squirrel story today, though it
does have a very happy ending, kind of put a bow on a squirrel
week. This woman in the UK named Devine, who I think we talked
about back in Squirrel Week twenty twenty one, who she raised an orphaned baby
squirrel in her cleavage. She found the baby squirrel in her garden. We'll
get to it. She found this baby squirrel in her garden as it was
being attacked by mag magpies, which cheety. We all know magpies are.
Um yeah, um, it's um. What's a magpie? What is that?
So you don't know what a magpie is? No, neither of you.
No, No, that's a kind of bird. Come on, yea.
She rescued it, and she quickly learned that its favorite place to be
was snuggled in her in her boobs, she said, her bosom, Sorry,
she said, she Therefore she realized. She later realized that she needed
to be bottle feeding it, but prior to prior to that, she said,
it was trying to nurse on her. So that's how she realized,
like, oh, I need to get this thing a bottle. But once
it got in their routine, Sandy, that's what she named, the squirrel
would go for walks with her every day, just riding in her bra was
really cute, and they you know, became best friends. On Unfortunately,
one day Sandy went missing, and Divine searched everywhere. She eventually posted a
fifty dollar reward for her return. I guess it's illegal to own a great
squirrel where she lives, but she didn't care, and thankfully somebody spotted Sandy
at a tree at a local park. How the hell do you tell it?
I don't know they apart from the other side. They just wanted the
fifty dollar reward. But they have since been reunited and a divine and Sandy
living happily ever after. The squirrel in her bra Happy squirrel. In twenty
twenty three, everybody one, it was a successful one. Well next day,
I need a little more effort with the ladies. Would you let a
squirrel into your brawl? Sure? Why not? But don't you picture kind
of like wiggling around a lot in there with a calm one. I might
keep me warm, you know, squirls they're a little skittish, you know.
There it's gonna be climbing around it, and it's gonna climb back in
the boobs and then climb out of the boobs, and you know it's gonna
be all over you. But I think it's fine. They're pretty cute,
so cute they are here all right? So we only have time for one
Reddit question right now. Let's do let's do this one Fridays we'd like to
grab questions off ask Reddit. We answer them here on the JV Show.
What is currently in the trunk of your car? Let's let's go. Let's
start to cheating for this one. What's wrong, cheety? Is your car
not in tiptop clean, prestige shape right now? Let's just say it is
full of what of so many things? I have shoes in their heels,
crocks, sneakers just in case I have some jeans in there, some shirts
that I might need, some sweaters. I'm clean clean. Is this your
closet you never know? Or trunk you never know? If you like you
need to stop somewhere and you're stranded. I have like a whole bunch of
stuff I can survive off of what like flares and like provisions. You've got
some rations in there? Like, uh, you got some food? Any
food in there? Yeah? I have some apple sauce, some bars,
um water, white claws, really ye, Blankets in case you have to
sleep somewhere. Yeah, I have a blankets, everything neatly organized. Clothes
are folded. Okay, that was a dumb question. I picture. I
just hope nobody sees my trunk because it's Selena. What's in your trunk?
Because I know you are not the queen of clean car trunks. I've seniors
before and it was horrified. And let me explain that when I come to
work, when I com meet to the city I live in Hayward, I
bring not that I'm trying to put the blame on him, but I bring
AJ's car, my fiance. We kind of switch, okay, So I
bring his car to work and this car has not been at least the trunk
has not been cleaned out since ever. I want to say it's been it's
been a few months. He's the room in there for any anything? Or
is it just come? There's no trunk we have? I have an air
mattress. Oh, here we go. You're mock and CHEETI here we go.
Lay it out. What do you got? What else? I air
managers? There's still Christmas gifts in there. Christmas gifts? What the that
like didn't get delivered? You know, like my kids Christmas gifts because we
always celebrate in Selena. So load everything into the car, so they go
back to Haywards. So they didn't open them. What happened? I don't.
I'm still confused there he's too. He doesn't. He doesn't remember anything
he gets. Oh, so he got a bunch of gifts and then I
took out what I could the rest. I was like, I'll do with
it later, and then I just never did, and then it's still stuck
in there. End. Yeah, so of course I got I have some
clothes too, you know, I got some black boots. I think there
might be like a bag of Wendy's eaten un partially, you guys are a
couple of animals. Okay, what does your trunk look like? Graham?
I was actually in there yesterday, so this I very specific can remember everything
that's in there. I have a set of plans for our house, big
rolled up set of plans. I've got a roll of plumbing strap in there
that I've been meaning to return. I don't need. It's strapping that you
used to pipes under the framing houses anyway, long strove, we roll that.
I've got an empty plastic bag. Don't know what that's from. Uh,
there's a muddy sleeping bag in there. My kids when we go out
work on the property, they get real muddy, and then they always want
to sit on their sleeping bag in the back of the car. And so
there's one that's really really muddy and I don't know what to do with it.
There's a beach towel, and I have an empty Medelo twelve pack.
Yes, fun cardboard bars. All right, we have to talk about this
ongoing feud between Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's ex wife that's coming up inside Today's
Hot is Trending at the fifty five the JV Show on Wild ninety for nine
Before we get to Today's Hot is Trending, which is always at the fifty
fives. On Friday's we grab questions off to ask Reddit and we answered them
here. And the one question that we answered, um not so long ago,
was what do you have in the trunk of your car? Thank you
for always weighing in and leaving talkbacks a grand point, and I'm just gonna
respond to the trunk conversation from earlier. This is Jessica Murray from Twitter.
Um, hey, so I have so much in my car. I have
kids, so I have a wagan, I have a tarp, I have
water bottles, I have sand toys, I have old stuff from old jobs
that I'm no longer at anymore. It's crazy. I need to clean my
car. So basically everyone's like us and treats their trunk like it's a storage
blocker. Literally, well, because you know what what I what I do
when I clean my car, like the actual like front part of whatever.
People say, yeah, I just take all of that and I put it
in the trunk so that way the car is clean, and then the trunk
just ends up very junkie. It's a landfill. Basically, Good Morning jav
Show. I'm dying laughing at the whole trunk question. If you would ask
me ten years ago, my trunk would definitely look like Cheaty or Selena's.
And now I can tell you my trunk is empty. What that's four Mike
cars drops accusing the haulery being big, and then a wine bottle opener and
emergency tequila. So I love. I think I've upgraded and run up a
little bits. Two emergency items, a wine bottle opener and a bottle of
emergency. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music,
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Okay, So Travis Barker's ex is still hating on Travis. So Shanna
Mogler, this is Travis's ex wife. They have two kids together, they're
older seventeen to nineteen. They love their stepmom, Courtney. But Shanna,
she has been hating on them since they got together. The second there was
pictures of them on the blogs or rumors of them dating. Yea, she
is just she cannot get over it and she cannot stop talking about them for
whatever reason. So this week she posted a comment on Instagram. Well,
she was responding to someone, but she said about Corney, she posts more
of my kids than her own. And then she went on a podcast like
that same day and she called the relationship absolutely disgusting. She said, the
whole thing is so effing weird. She said, I really don't have anything
positive to say about it, not because I'm bitter. I'm definitely not jealous.
It's just really weird. Let's unpack that. Let's unpack that last statement.
Do you think there's any bitterness or do you think and she's not jealous
and it's just weird, not at all. I think she's a bitter,
I think she's jealous. Yeah, yeah, it's probably a little weird too.
It is probably weird, I guess, but I think mostly you're bitter.
Otherwise it wouldn't bother you. You wouldn't care, you would be at
peace with it, you wouldn't be speaking on it every chance you got.
Okay, But would it bother you if they if she was posting more pictures
of your kids than her own, like it would bug me. I mean,
I guess she needs to understand because she was she was formally married to
a major celebrity. But now you have another major celebrity sharing pictures of your
kids. That will bother me? Why it just would They're not your kids,
that's true, but they're Courtney's stepkids. They are married there if they're
still a family unit, I know it would just I'm just telling you,
it would bug me. Like it walks this new person and all of a
sudden they're posting pictures. It would bug me. I'm sure bugs a lot
of step parents or exes of you know whatever. I think it would be
a little bit weird if you're still just in the dating phase, you know
what I mean, You're just like a girlfriend or a boyfriend. But I
feel like once you're married and you know they're they're half your kids too,
so I wouldn't mind it. Then and her saying that she that Corney post
her kids more than Courtney's own kids, that's not even true. She was
just you know, blabbin, Like you go to Corny's page and it's filled
with her kids, you know, So it wasn't even a true statement.
But I don't think it should bother you. Graham. Do you think you
need to get her to post because they are now your step kids? Do
you think you need to get their mom's permission? Like in this instance,
do you think she needs to ask mom's permission before she begins posting them?
Um, if they were younger, I would say, yeah, just have
a conversation because you know, some parents still might want more privacy for them
anywhere under eighteen where they're technically a kid. Do you think they you should
ask and get permission. I don't know the answer to that. I'm not
I've never been in that situation. I kind of think the answers yes.
But it also it also seems like they would hit a point where they're a
little bit older than don't think once they're older is I could just ask the
kid like Hey, is it cool if I post this and they're gonna be
like, yeah, I don't give an f you know how they'd be cussing
and stuff. You know, Yeah, I think it's okay. Oh my
gosh, all right, So Bretty spears dad is very, very worried about
this book that Brittany is about to it out. We've been hearing all these
reports about this fifteen million dollar book deal that she got. Now the memoir
is finally done. The book is supposed to touch on everything her childhood,
her rights to becoming this international superstar, her relationships, her conservatorship. And
that's exactly why her dad is so worried. He's just not okay with Brittany
writing anything and everything that she wants to write about him. And he's writing
to take legal action if he feels like anything is you know, a little
stretched from the truth, or if it's just simply untrue, if he thinks
it could lead to some type of defamation, he has like lawyers on Standbine
is ready. How do they settle some of those Because people write tell all
books all the time, and there are two sides to every story, and
one person's telling their version of it and it may not match up with your
version of it, and which hurts your image or whatever. How do they
settle that? Because it feels like you should you should be able to tell
your truth. It's my truth, a real right, my truth. I
don't know how that works. I don't know, But if it's I guess,
I guess if it's slander across the line where it's like slander and defamation,
I think that that you could have a case. Yeah, I suppose.
Um, let's squeeze in one of your stories. Can we do it
next? Actually, we can't be cool with that. We'll do it next.
Okay, So coming up here your chance to win a thousand dollars in
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I'm Graham, and I'm Cheaty. Thanks for hanging out with us. Did
you guys see that high school seniors like across the country are going to prom
with goats? Huh? What? No, they're taking go I don't know
if they're taking them inside the prom, but they're taking like pictures before prom
with with goats. If you're taking a goat to prom. You gotta walk
that thing in there on a leash, and you got to dance with it
all my that is a date. Serve it or drink, yes you do.
You have to slow dance with the goat. Let me see here.
U one one teen said. This is an eighteen year old from West Palm
Beach, Florida said, I brought a goat to prom because I'm known in
my city for being the greatest when it comes to fashion and photography. I'm
the goat. Um, So that's why they're taking goats to prom because they're
the goats at different things. You're the goat, wouldn't you have an actual
date? They might have actual dates too, but this the goat is just
an add on extra. Um. This is partly because it's partly Michael Jordan
inspired. We all know he's the goat number twenty three and it's Prom twenty
twenty three, and so that's why m twenty three got it. You know,
little tie around circle backam goat prom. There are place that just rents
individual goats, farms and stuff it. There must be an app for that's
the huge business. Yeah, this is just booming in the goat industry.
Um, Fridays, we like to do something called Cheati's tweets were Graham,
Ja's a dramatic reading of some of Cheaty's tweets, and she has many.
She she doesn't not tweet tweeter, do a tweeter. So Graham with the
reading, signed a poster today. I made it. Yes, at your
appearance, Yes, you were signing autographs. Wait this one? But was
the post? Was the poster of you? Was the poster? I?
Um, you know, I forgot my autograph thing in my actual car.
Oh yeah, yeah exactly, so I didn't get to bring it there.
So I just had to sign a regular poster like it was like because you
know, like how the Street Team gives away like free stuff, so they
had like posters of So you were signed like another magic like a movie poster.
Yeah, exactly, a movie that you weren't in. You sign you
signed a magic Mic poster. It was a screen poster. But there was
a Scream poster. Yeah. But you know, my it could be worth
something in a couple of years, you know, but you weren't in the
movie. You were in the movie Scream. No, so but you were
in it. Yeah, my daughter show can you sign this poster for me?
And I was like, yeah, I'll do it. So I signed
a post. Did you write a little note on it? I did?
I did? What did you say? I just said like, hey,
um the name? And then I was like thanks for listening. And I
said CHEETI from Wild So so she knows that. Did you write not in
the ps? I'm not in this movie. You're going to be confused by
this. When you're a little older, you can read. Well, that's
a pretty exciting I mean, CHEETI, I mean wow, signed autographs.
That's a big deal. Yeah, that's I mean, it's more than I
more autographs than I've signed in twenty twenty three. Really, I would expect
people to be paying for your autographs. No, no, we work.
Did you pay her? I mean charge her? I did I pay her?
No? But no, he five bucks if you asked me for an
autograph. I want to look for the Wild Street team my dad. Maybe
I did offer something exactly. I want to be a plant mom, but
I know I'll kill them on accident. Oh my gosh. I went to
this plant greenhouse at my school. I didn't even know we had that,
and it was full of plants. It was like, oh my gosh,
this looks healthy and cute and I want some. But I know that if
I'm a bad plant mom, like I would forget about them and then just
shrivel up and die. That's just really hard to take care of the water
them every once in a while just see you know. They need like more
love and more talk to them. They need attention. There's no needy.
Is being a plant mom still as like popular as it was. I think
it was pandemic time. Like early in the pandemic, people were really diving
into what can they do around the house, and then everybody was getting these
house plants, and like being a plant mom was like everything. It's twenty
twenty three now, is that? No? Is it still is? But
I think it's died down a little bit so too. I haven't seen a
lot of people posting their plan yeah because all their plants die. Yeah.
They all look great when you get them from the store that first day,
you sprinkle them around your apartment and you look like you're some sort of plant
guru, and last six months later the star slowly die brown exactly. Try
didn't use Starbucks drink and hatred of But how can you force myself to drink
it so I don't waste money. That is terrible. I realized I have
a grammar problem. I'm just gonna yeah you want me, just let me
just read the next tweet first and then we can go back to the Starbucks
tweet. Just call me the type of queen. I just need to embrace
that. My grammar suck. So you try a new Starbucks drinking hatred of
but had to force myself to drink it. What once one was it?
It was the what was it called? It was the brown sugar shaken exp
drink. That's your drink, yo. It was maybe the one I went
to, Like they didn't make it right. Yeah, some places don't make
it good enough, brown sugar into it. How do you screw that thing
up? I don't know, Like it was like, I don't know,
it just tasted like the shot was like burnt or something like. It was
not a good Oh you got a bad bag. Yeah, I think I
got a bad batche And I was just like, this was terrible, But
I had to force myself to drink it because I did not pay that much
money to waste my coffee. Did it send you running to the bathroom.
I have consummation. I thought we got over with it. Okay, we
do have to move forward. Coming up next here on the JVS Show,
Graham, you do not want to bring up that stupid beam again? Well,
I mean, this is the last time I will allow you to talk
about the King's stupid beam. I'm putting the beam away. Okay, good,
okay, good, Let's put it away for good. Next on the
JV Show. The JV Show on Wild nine, the Bays number one hit
music station. On a Friday show, here, thanks for hanging out with
us. I'm Selina Graham and I'm Cheaty. We hope you have an amazing
Friday than an amazing weekend. Graham, what do you want to talk about
here? What's the beam away? It's been well, I don't want to
it. Yeah, yeah, sorry, let me retract the beam. We're
not lighting the beam anymore. There's the beam we got. The beam got
extinguished last an amazing win last night. By the way, it was a
big win for the Warriors. They needed that and without Draymond, so when
Draymond comes back in I'll be honest. They they looked more motivated and played
a much cleaner game. With a lot fewer turnovers last night. Don't know
if that's Draymond for later or not, but they looked like a different They
looked like a different team. Last Night's been the confidence being back home.
Yeah, they do. You move different, you play different. They do
play better at home. But Leney grabbed like twenty rebounds or something. I'm
seeing Draymond do that in a little while, Kiddy and Draymond fans. But
anyways, I do want you know. There was a Colin Cowherd who's like
a big sports TV radio guy. He did bring up an interesting point after
the King's you know, lit the beam the first couple games of the playoffs,
and that thing was, you know, really beaming up into this guy
like some sort of alien, you know, spaceship or something. He said,
the light, the beam feels like a huge waste of energy. And
so somebody actually went in to look into it. Is the beam like an
unsustainable not a very green thing to do because it is drawing a bunch of
energy. And what they found is that beam uses one thousand, eight hundred
watts of lasers and six three hundred laser space cannons. I guess I don't
I don't know what. Okay, use a whole bunch of lasers. But
the good news is for well people that want to see the beam, let
it uses about the same amount of energy as an average dishwasher cycle, just
one. How is that possible? I think it's a big beam, but
I guess these lasers don't use a lot of energy. Also, the Golden
One Center and Sacramento is completely solar power. Solar power it is. It's
actually run by one hundred percent renewable energy, so you don't have to worry
about the energy um being wasted with the beam being lit. Now, the
other problem is it may not get lit again because warriors have sort of been
awakened a little bit, so the beam will be retracted. Will just put
that away, put it away, unplug it, anyone will stick it back
in the closet, back in the closet, and you don't have to worry
about it. But one dishwasher cycle. That's all the energy it uses.
One dishwasher cycle. Ye, which is crazy. That beam is. It's
very energ I'm not look, I'm not saying I'm jealous of the beam,
okay, but I think it'd be cool if like the Warriors had something too
late. Can't I can't, wouldn't, wouldn't steal that idea. It'd be
bigger and better obviously, because Rors just are bigger and better. I don't
know yet. Okay, work on that. Let's come up with something on
it. We know some folks at the Warriors they I'm sure they would love
to have your input. I saw them an emails, gonna be like,
they're just copying the beam you come up with. All right, let's get
you in the mix here with Magic Matt Waldany for nine. Also in a
few minutes, coming up seven thirty, we're gonna kick off this free ticket
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the JV Show on Wild Magic Matt in the Mix, Thank you, Matt.
Cut the music. It's Walty for nine at the base number one hit
music station, the JV Show. Here. I'm Selena and I'm Cheaty.
So we're just talking about the Warriors huge win over the King's last night,
and I was like, you know, they have the beam. That's cool,
um, not that I want to copy them. But if the Warriors
had something like we had something to our own, that'd be dope, right,
So we have talkback on that. Good morning Graham, Selena, cheaty,
this is Jake from Valeo Selena. You should tell them they should light
up the two bridges, the Golden Gate and the Bay Bridge. They should
make it blue and gold every time we win. Ay, take that Graham,
light the bridge. Man, if only they had come up with this
FIRSTA doesn't seem like they're copying them, But you know, they did have
that light display on the side of the Bay Bridge, expensive and well all
the bulbs were burning out and I think they've since turned it off or whatever.
What if the Warriors paid to install a new lighting system on there and
the lights could change colors. Before they couldn't they were all just white twiglets,
and they can make them change colors and you get this blue and gold
cap skating display on the side of the bridge after winning. That is actually
legitimately a great idea, aside from the fact that you know, all the
King's fans are gonna say you're copying them. You know what they like,
But what what bridge do you guys have? Well, no, because you're
not at the big Area. There's one that goes across that gram goes across
them. No one cares. That doesn't get I'm just saying that's a good
idea. I just came up with, Antonio, tell Graham to shut it.
Um fine, I should have known. I should have known. You're
too too much of a gentleman. You're too nice, Antonio. Want to
let you know that you're collared twenty so you did win tickets to Outside Lands
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also got to play our trivia game. Are you prepared for this the JV
Show? You have? Nope? Game, Let's do this. Oh?
I like the confidence. I like them already. I don't remember part all
right, this is the Jamie Show, yo, No kay, We're gonna
ask you four questions. I just gotta get three out of four right to
officially win. So let's get it started. Here's question number one. The
Major League Soccer team Earthquakes call what Bay Area city home damil Bay ye,
nice job. Question number two, A drink that is equal parts iced tea
and lemonade is called a what um I don't drink so yeah, I don't
know the answer to that. Sorry, no, it's Arnold Palmer, Arnold
Palmer. No, No, not at all to me, that's all.
It's all good, you know what. You're still in the running. A
lot to miss one. Here's question number three. Antonio known for being dangerously
cheesy? What kind of animal is Chester? The Cheetos mascot? Uh tiger
chee cheetah? Tony you know, easily confused. It's a common mix up.
It's all good. Yeah, Tony's like the upstanding mascot. You know,
he's like this great guy, and Chester he was always a little Yet
it's not easy being cheesy question number Wasn't that the old slogan? I think
easy being this cheesier? All right, this is your fourth question? Last
question? What city dies the river green every year to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day?
Bright bright green? Um, let me think here. You haven't had
my coffee yet. It's a US city. Just gonna google it? Is
it? Chicago? It is? How how'd you come to that answer?
I just have to stop and kind of think about the question, and I'm
like, yeah, that would make sense. Yeah I did go job,
Um you did. When you're outside LA tickets, You're very welcome. We
had fun talking to you, we had fun playing with you. I'm gonna
put you on hold and we're gonna get some information to get you those tickets.
Hang on. Um, that was the JV show. Yep, Nope.
Game would do it every weekday morning seven thirty five, and you can
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Do you guys want to go back to Reddit really quick? Yes?
I do. Um, how embarrassed would you be if social media apply forms
published the amount of times and total time you spent looking at your own account
at your own account? Yes, Um, I don't know. Do I
look at my own account? I mean I've browsed it before, like what
do I got? What do I posted up there? But I don't think
I look at it enough to be embarrassed. I think mine would just be
like a very normal number average time spent looking at it. Yeah, that
is such a good question, though, she Um, I don't think I
don't spend that much time on my own account, just if I have to,
like, um, what's it call off? Like you know, go
through my page and refresh it, like delete some pictures make a little spring
cleaning, Yeah, a little spring cleaning, Like I don't like that picture
anymoren't delete. So that's all pretty much only time, see I don't I
go, I do go to my page. I like to go back and
look at my pictures and shot. So how embarrassed would you be? Um,
on a scale of like one to ten, maybe like uh maybe like
five, I wouldn't be too too embarrassed. I honestly, I spend more
time watching my own story, and if that were published, then I'd be
very that's looking at your own account. That But you understand, I feel
like my stories like when I actually do something fun, it's like a masterpiece.
It's the work of arts. But you go back and watch your own
Yes, you don't. I watch at the time that I post it,
right that you don't go back and like watch your whole story over and I
see who watches it, because I'd always go and look and see if like
people I know watched it that was embarrassed. So it's like I know when
you Graham watched my story or didn't, So I know if I could bring
it up the next day, we could talk about you know, when I
post it or you probably get thousands of views on a story, right,
how are you noticing if I watch it or the people back the people that,
yeah, that I know interact with, they'll be at the top.
Yeah, oh got it, got it. But you still probably follow a
lot of people, right, I mean that you're you're scrolling for a little
while until you see that I watched your story and I didn't really watch it.
I just clicked it, and then I clicked right to the next one,
right next. Do I get counted when I just like next, next,
next, and I do story really fast with you? Yep, dang
it, I gotta remember that. Yeah, so I'd be really embarrassed if
people knew how often I did that. Yeah. Okay, well all right,
thank you for being honest. Um. Speaking of social media, I
do want to talk about celebrities losing the check marks on Twitter yesterday, which
ones are paying to keep it. We'll cover all of that coming up inside
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the blue checkmark on Twitter. So yesterday was a day that everything was set
to change on the platform. The legacy blue checks would go away and only
those who subscribe to Twitter Blue would get the verification blue checkmark. Now,
there were a lot of eyeballs on Lebron James yesterday because he made headlines previously
when he said I ain't paying the five dollars. But then yesterday, as
all these celebrities were losing the blue checks, he still had one. So
did he give in and pay for it? According to Elon, he is
paying personally for some Twitter Blue upgrades for a few accounts, Lebron being one
of them. So no, Lebron is not paying five dollars a month.
Elon is paying it for him, which I don't know if this is like
an act of kindness or if it's more of like an active trolling. No,
it's an act of marketing, is what it's doing. You don't want
to lose all these big slebs from your platform and look like they don't like
they have no interest in pain. What it amounts to literally nothing to them
like this. This is not even a rounding error of ascent, and these
guys amount of well. I think in this instance, because Lebrone was so
against it, I think he's trolling Lebron because there was a there's big celebrities
that don't have blue checkmarks right now, and there's a lot of them that
do that are paying for um. Here are some of the names that are
putting up the money to keep their check mark on Twitter. Taylor Swift,
Chloe Kardashian, Ryan Reynolds, Soldier Boy, The Weekend, Nick Carter,
La Cool, j O J. Simpson, Cia, John Cena. They
still have the blue checks and when you when you go to click on the
checkmark next to their name, it says this account is verified because they are
subscribed to Twitter Blue and verified their phone number. Really, that's what it
says. Interesting now to some really big celebrities who are not paying, who
do not have verification on Twitter right now, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Kim
Kay, Black Pink all got their verification revoked and they are not subscribing to
Twitter Blue. It is like, I mean, I guess, if you're
a big celebrity, are you just doing it? Are you doing it in
protest? Kind of like Lebron was saying he didn't want to ever pay for
it because this doesn't cost you anything. I mean, it costs us normal
people, just more the principle of it, Like why, yeah, you
know, I think that's where they're coming from more. All right, So
go to the jbshow dot com. Check out this new trailer for White Men
Can't Jump, the remake starring Jack Harlowe. People have some thoughts. I'm
just going through some of the comments, and most of it was like why
why is he here? He I personally don't think he's acting is that bad.
I think he's actually a really decent actor. But people were trashing his
acting skills. He's just not funny. Most of it is just like you're
ruining the original, which is a class sick, iconic film. By coming
out with this that nobody asked for, you're just doing a disservice to it.
Dang it. It's almost identical to the first movie, but just set
in today's time. So there's references like the pop culture references are ones that
we would all know. Yeah, I again, I've always I've critique Hollywood
for a long time for the lack of originality, keep making over remaking all
these movies. He does. I guess if you're comparing the original to this,
it's not like Woody Harrelson was some big, like heartthrob, like hunky
guy. He's neither is Jack Harlow. That's what I mean. That's what
I mean, my man. So that part of the casting I'm fine with.
It's not like they matched them a different his acting. I'm watching the
preview without any sound on, and his acting seems horrible and I can't even
and I can't even get and I can't even hear it right now. But
this thing looks like pure garbage. But if this is like the end of
Jack Harlowe, stop it. I'm not saying like they don't have music from
him at the moment, which I get artists will kind of go away and
work on new stuff and it takes a while for that to be done,
to have a finished product. But what if this just ends him? I
don't think it's gonna end him. I mean, I mean it's not even
like like an in theater release. This is gonna be available on Hulu May
nineteen. Well, that's the way that movies are released nowadays. And also
they don't want to see the box office numbers on this. Yeah, that's
true. A safer route then they have to post. That's true, they
don't have to release. I agree with that part. So okay, So
if you want to go see the trailer though, it's at the JAB show
dot com. Graham, what do you have? All right? The Warriors
entered last night's playoff game at Chase Center in danger of going into a three
oz series deficit after dropping the first two games of the series in Sacramento,
but last night's game was never in danger. The Warriors can hold the game
basically from start to finish, despite being without Draymond Green, who was serving
his one game suspension, Demontes Sibonis, who was on the receiving end of
Green's suspension inducing stomp. He was booed very heavily every time he touched the
ball by the fans at Chase Center. Curry delivered a vintage Steph Curry performance,
dropping six three pointers on his way to thirty six points. Cavan Looney,
he had a monster game. He matched his career high with twenty rebounds.
The Warriors pounded the Kings by a final of one fourteen to ninety seven.
Game four, this best of seven series is going to be on Sunday
at Chase Center at twelve thirty, so be prepared to tune into that very
big game. Ohen E forty, he was back at the game, says
he arrived fashionably late but also very fashionable. I don't know, but I
didn't I don't remember fashion late and fashionable, and says he and Curry shared
a celebratory embrace, so he's back. All right, thank you, Graham
the JV Show on Wild All right, Graham, what are Swift He's doing?
There's a life hack alert. Life hack alert. They're saying, the
best way to see Taylor Swift without because we know the ticket's very expensive and
also hard to come by. The best way to see Taylor Swift, And
what a lot of fans are doing is they're just finding a spot nearby,
like adjacent to whatever arena she's playing, whatever outdoor venues she's playing, and
then just watching it from there. She said, there's a lot of places,
particularly one where she was doing these shows in Tampa, and people could
still see parts of the screens, and you could still see all the light
shows and stuff, and you could clearly hear the concert echoing out of the
out of the arena. And so guess what that costs? Zero dollars And
they just parked out there, and there was a lot of people doing it.
So people are out there dancing just like they were at a regular concert
and enjoying themselves, just adjacent to the No, no, I don't,
but I would do that, like because if the ticket prices for like nose
bleed Seeds are like really expensive, you might as well just go to the
other parking lot and then see it there. You're pretty much seeing the same
thing if you're way up top and your view is only of the JumboTron.
Basically, like she looks like a tiny little aunt down there, and you're
you're only watching the screen what's the difference about the outside looking at the same
screen, But wouldn't you still have an obstructed view of the screen. Well,
yeah, a little bit. Okay, so you're checking out, you're
watching a corner of the screen. Yeah okay, Like what is that going
to do for you? It does for your bank account that it's free,
So you would do this, Graham save you a bunch of money. I
don't know. I mean, I've always thought it was cool. There's like
Wrigley Field where the where the Cubs play, there's apartment buildings all around it.
It's in a neighborhood. The parks in neighborhood, and so some people
that live in those apartments like they can see right into the stadium like watch
games or from their rooftop deck. And I was like, I'm always that's
so, that's so cool. And there are other places like that where you
can kind of see in or catch a glimpse the thing. It's like,
why not I would if you had to, if it was a decent enough
view. Why why not? Now if I'm sitting on the ground in a
dirt parking lot, all I can do is hear the concert. No,
No, I don't like Taylor Swift enough or nor any artist enough to just
sit and like have a listened party while I sit in the dirt. If
the view was decent enough, I think I'd be in. But I also
do like the bring your own bottle and have as much as you want at
your own viewing party. That's kind of fun. No bathroom lines. You
can squat anywhere in that dusty parking lot, but there's nothing like being inside
the venue. Yeah, that like that whole experience. And even if she
is like a tiny little aunt because you're far away, just being around other
fans and in the environment and draining your bank account for this, it's so
much fun. The overpriced food items and shirt. Yeah, let's talk about
dating, because here's something that I just don't understand. There's a new survey
that was done by Bumble, you know, the dating app. Forty six
percent of Gen Z and millennials have gone on an active first date. The
whole point of the survey was to show that more and more people are opting
to do like a fitness class, bike ride, a hike as a first
date rather than going out for a couple of drinks to get to know somebody.
So it's my very first date with this person. We met on an
app, we've never seen each other in person, and I got to go
to Barry's boot camp with her. Yeah, gone of the days of hey,
can I buy you a drink and we can get to know each other,
Like Nope, we're going hiking. It's kind of like it's a lot
of it's a lot of pressure. I've seen some of these like first dates,
and people were talking about like they go to like yoga classes and stuff.
Yoga that's another popular word. That would be so embarrassing because I'm so
out of shape, like yeah, and also not very flexible, and I'd
be worried that, you know something, You're nervous enough on a first date.
I don't need to be in a bunch of compromising, bending situations where
I'm stretched all weird and then something embarrassing happened like that to me. I
don't know. I get wanting to do something different for a first date instead
of just going to a bar. But the thing that's just that's that's all
bad for me personally because if it's the first date, I'm trying to like
make the best first impression, you know what I mean? Especially lookwise.
I want my makeup done, I want my hair done right, I'm gonna
look cute. I'm gonna dress up. You're taking me to a gym,
Well I'm about to How am I supposed to be all glammed up? Your
face is just gonna sweat off as your day exactly. My eyebrows will come
rubbing off, you know. Yeah? I think asking a lot to although
if somebody says yes, I mean, I guess if this is really your
thing, Like I love Barry's boot camp and you're gonna come on this date
with me and they actually do it, maybe you do kind of bond over
it and then you have fun and a relationship can come out of it.
But I think you need to know that they're up for like some high intensity,
bigh intensity cardio, and you need to give them a pretty like a
good heads up. How are you guys talking during that? I know,
like, how would you get to know this person? Different color? Why
you go ahead? What are you doing on the first dates? Could you
do that again? Was an elliptical? I thought you were trying to get
to know them in another way. That is a good point yoga class.
You're you're not supposed to be talking. So the only thing I'm getting to
know is you. You know how you never mind in front of think I
can say that. Hinge another dating app, they did a separate survey that
found a thirty percent of their users prefer sober first dates. Who are these
people? If I'm going on a sober first so nervous, right, I
know, I'm gonna to take a couple of shots for the take. That's
what I was gonna say. If I'm going on a sober first date,
I'm pregaming it for real ahead of time. Then we'll go on a tandem
bike. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine, he got a knot Just
School Squirrel Week Wellbany for nine the base number one hit music station, The
JVS Show. I'm Selena and I'm cheating Breaking news? What breaking news?
Breaking news? Alert cheaty is joining a dating app? Wh yuys? I
started signing up yesterday? Wait? What made you want to get on one
of these apps? I was like, um, you know, Selena always
asked me like, do you have anything going on with your life? Like
is there anything you're you're up to? I'm like, Wow, my life
is pretty boring. I should join a dating app to like, you know,
spic things up in my life a little bit, try to find somebody.
Okay, So which okay? So which app are you on? On
Hinge? Okay? And what are your what are your intentions on this app?
What are you? What are you? You know, just like hooking
up? Like do you want to be in a relationship or you're like just
you know, casual dating friends, Like what are you doing with the flow?
See where thinks lead to serious that everybody's answers, Yeah, I got
it? Okay. Now earlier this week, actually, I think yesterday we
were talking about mister Tinder, the guy who held the title of like the
most swipes or the most matches in twenty seventeen or something like that, and
he is offering training to people who don't get a lot of matches. And
he's basically saying, look, just use AI to write all your messages,
to write your bio. You cannot go wrong. Yeah. I was like,
you know what, I was like, No, that's definitely cheating.
No one's gonna get to know you. Yeah, I've totally flipped my opinion
because we should do that for cheaty. Oh really, I'm goad for it,
so try something. So A lot of people that I read used just
chat GPT obviously is the easiest one to use. So should I type in,
yeah, d Cheati's bio? Okay, yeah, let's do it.
Let's see if I'll use it. Okay, Okay, while Graham's doing that,
I am there. Okay, while while you're doing that, Graham,
do you have like pictures uploaded already? No? I haven't. I just
like created the count, but I haven't posted anything on there, like,
no bio, no pictures, nothing, Okay. Did you put Cheaty or
Chitama but cheaty okay? Okay, God, I mean either one? Either
one works, Okay, okay, that's what I'm ready. Okay, hang
on is it working? Hang on? Oh? Gosh is typing? Okay?
Can I read you the prompt? Because I thought this was pretty good?
Yea, yeah, do it? Do it? Can you write a
dating app bio for my female friend Cheaty, who sometimes suffers from constipation but
is otherwise a fantastic person? Wait? Oh you should have included her her?
Do you have knee problems or bad problems? Oh? I should have
added that it's too late it already Chat GPT next time, next time,
pretty are you are you ready for this? Yeah? Very give you a
very thorough answer. Yeah, if you're just tuning in, our friend Cheaty
here has signed up for him. She's joined a dating app, and we're
using chat gpt to write her dating app bio. All right, chat chept
says, sure, here's a possible dating app bio for your friend Cheaty.
Hey there, I'm cheating a fantastic person who's looking for someone special to share
some great moments with. I'll be honest with you. Sometimes I suffer from
cost, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying life to the fullest. Oh
my god. When I'm not dealing with that, I'd love to explore new
places, try out new restaurants, and spend time with friends and family.
I'm also passionate about yoga and staying active, so often trying me practicing my
poses or going for a run. Is that not true? I'm not true
that. Yeah, but that makes it sound like you know this is good
data by off, I'm intrigued when they see me are like you do yoga.
It closes with what am I looking for? A A partner, someone
who's kind, caring and genuine, who can make me laugh and who I
can share a real connection with. So if you're up for some fun and
adventure and don't mind the occasional about my digestive system, let's chat. Swear
on my life, I swear my life best. No, I'm all for
it. I'm all for the I AI. You don't mind some occasional t
about my justive system. I have constipation. I love my god, I
love it. This is brilliant. All this time we've been ripping on AI
and all these negative things happening, and like chat GBT, what's done.
I mean, I couldn't have to me, I couldn't have written a joke
one better than that. Totally nailed it. Oh my god, I am
loving it. It still feels like cheating in a way. It is.
It's definitely cheating, cheating, but I don't blame people for doing it.
Sometimes from constipation, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying life to the fullest.
Good. Will this be your official bio cheating. I might tweak something
like yoga I'm not doing. You'll leave the constipation. Maybe I'll take the
yoga part because that part's not true, but the rest is totally factual.
All cutting patient sentence over to you. Oh my god, when can we
expect the whole accountant to be up and running? I want to tomorrow so,
oh my god, matches, Yeah, let's do it. So excited
for this too. I just unlock the new greatest tool ever. I'm gonna
have it right all my jokes in the morning, Can you and chat GBT
help me write my my wedding vows? Yeah, I'll get We'll do that
in the next I'll type that in right now and we'll see you. Okay,
So let's play a song. Let's play a song after Bruno Mars,
We're gonna open up the phone lines on this free ticket Friday. We'll also
hear some wedding vows. The JV Show on Wild ninety nine, back to
Cheaty. She told us some breaking news. She is joining Hinge. We
had chat GPT right her a dating app bio and it was so good.
If you missed it, please go back and podcast JAV show today. It
was Yes, it was gold Well. Talkbacks are coming in chet and they're
all about you. Oh in the morning JAV Show. Um, I just
want to say I love Cheaty on with you guys in the mornings. Um,
I just love her whole vibe and her laugh is just so contagious.
And I don't know, you guys all do so well, and I'm just
really proud of you guys, and I'm just I'm gonna be here keep listening
to you guys. You guys are just doing great. Love you let me
love you too. Thank you so much. Yeah, Cheaty is wonderful for
sure, really cheering up over here. Oh we do, there's more,
Hi, this message is for Cheaty. I remember, I believe it was
last year. Somebody was trying to shoot their shot with you. Why not
give him a shot? Who was that? It's a good question. I
think it was our I think it was our buddy Isaac Painya, who actually
we met one time. He was the guy that JV locked in the sound
time because but I think that was him, and he called in and really
tried to woo you. I mean he did it after Angelina shut him down,
and then he moved on to Cheaty. Yeah, second choice, a
bit of second choice, which I understand why she didn't pass him more.
But now, I mean sometime hand we can see if we met, some
time has elapsed. I mean, let him shoot a shot again. Take
it to hand, she said, yeah, okay, um, take a
hand, go take a hit to take a hinge. All right, one
last talk back Funny, you're killing me with this chat GPT thing. I
almost had an accident. I started laughing so hard. Good luck, cheaty.
You're guys think she means car accident. I hope so well. Sometimes
you laugh so hard. Yeah, you can have both of those. Both
of those play out in the front part. Her talkback was cut off,
so we don't know what happened, all right, Graham. So I asked
you during that last song, if I mean chat GPT do such a great
job with Cheati's hinge bio, could it help me with some wedding vows?
I'm getting married in October. Were you able to come up with anything?
Yeah, here's what I here's what I prompted chat GPT with. Can you
write some wedding vows from my co worker Selena? Her real name is Carolyn.
She's a great guy named aj who refuses to fart in front of her
and doesn't like it when she slops his butt. They have a beautiful family
together and they're looking forward to a lifetime of happiness and chat chet sets.
Certainly. Here are some possible wedding vows for your coworkers. Selena aka Caroline
to her fiance AJ. These are good, Selena. Now I take notes
because you might want some pieces of this. This is really good. It's
very I mean, it's very like Sappian I mean, AJ. Today,
I stand before you to declare my love and commitment to you. You are
my partner, my best friend, and my soulmate. Together we have created
a beautiful family that fills my heart with joy and gratitude every day. I
vowed to always support you, to be your rock when times are tough,
and to celebrate with you in times of joy. I promise to love you
unconditionally, to cherish every moment we have together, and to always put our
relationship first. These are good so far, right you write this down.
I know that you don't like it when I slap your butt, and I
promise to respect your boundaries and wishes and well, I can't promise that I
won't fart in front of you. IM is to always do my best to
make our home a comfortable I'm loving space for both of us. A J.
I can't imagine my life without you. You are my everything, and
I'm so grateful to be standing here today ready to spend the rest of my
life with you. I love you more than words could ever express, and
I can't wait to see what the future holds for us. That was good.
Oh God, John, you are one hundred percent stealing some of that.
I'm for sure stealing the whole thing. That was good. Great,
promise to respect your boundary. And while I can't promise to not far in
front of you, GBT, well done. I'm a believer now save here
a skeptical like this technology is scary, No one's not. It's awesome.
It's life change at least right now. It's awesome. Takes over the world.
Yeah, all right. Coming up inside today's Hot is trending at the
fifty fives. Alec Baldwin. Remember he had been charged in the rest shooting.
Yeah, all charges were just dropped. So that update coming up inside
today's Hot his trending at the fifty five. It's all the stuff you need
to know, what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the most
talked about stories happening today in the Bay. So let's discuss something that Nick
Cannon recently said. Because I'm not sure what to make of this. I
don't quite understand it. Also don't know if this is possible. Okay,
So he was doing a podcast. He's on Howie Mandel's podcast, and he
said, I'm going to be honest. I've obviously talking about his kids.
Anytime he does an interview, that's all he does. You know, It's
all he's asked about is his twelve kids. Does have to get kind of
old? Right? That very only thing people want to talk to him about.
I think without that would we would Nick Cannon ever be doing interviews,
No, or be in the headlines constantly be talking about him. No,
Honestly, I'm sick of hearing about it. Yep, but this is kind
of interesting. Nick Cannon said, I got to be honest, I've practiced
birth control and people still got pregnant. Um. Does he mean the women
his baby Mama's round brook control or was he doing something on his end?
It sounds like that. I don't think he was doing something on his end.
It's more you know, you know what I mean. I would assume
that's what he means there, because he said I was practicing I was doing
so maybe he's talking about But how so, how did that not work?
Well, it's not a foolproof system. But there's no way you have twenty
kids. How many do you have kids? Sorry, twelve. There's no
way you have twelve kids. You don't have that many mishaps. No,
I'm not I'm just not buying this. You mean to tell me that you,
yeah, practice this every single time and it just didn't work. Oh
well, there's nobody in the history of people that has twelve kids that was
actively trying to not prevent it. Thank you. That's why I'm not really
buying. Or you or they did not read the instructions on how to use
said protection and it was on his toe. Oh part Oh, I should
have read the instructions. That's the only possible scenario. Um. Howie Mandel
asked Nick Cannon if he was done having kids, and he said, he
said, I guess. He said, I don't want to say yes,
because you know it could happen at any time. But I'm good with my
dozen. I guarantee he has another. No, oh, for sure,
there's like there's just not a chance he doesn't have one or two more.
No, it's happening. I think even more than that. Yep, what
do you think he final Do you think he finally totals out at sixteen?
I think I'll say fifteen. Yeah, I'm gonna take the over. I
think he goes for sixteen. Then I'm gonna say seventeen. Okay, eighteen,
take the over. I'm gonna go eighteen. Okay, Well, then
i'm gonna go nineteen. All right, I'm gonna go take the under.
I'm gonna take eighteen. Fine, I'm gonna go seventeen. You know what,
I think, I'm gonna stick with sixteen. That sound like a nice
even numb So. Alec Baldwin's charges in the Rush shooting have been dropped.
As you know, back in twenty twenty one, Alec was holding the gun
on the said of the film Rust when the gun went off and it killed
cinematographer Helena Hutchins. Now, yesterday, prosecutors in New Mexico, that's what
they're studing the movie said that they plan to drop the involuntary manslaughter charged against
Alec Baldwin. Isn't that quite well? They said, We're pleased with the
decision to dismiss the case against Alec, and we encourage a proper investigation into
the facts. And circumstances of this tragic accident. So I feel like they
have some type of evidence to prove otherwise that he's not at fault. Right,
It is not what it sounds like. That's not how this works.
They spent like an incredible amount of time investigating this. They spent a long
time. I feel like it was like almost a year, right, Yeah,
they spent all this time investigating. The job is then they take whoever's
investigating, they take that to your prosecutors. Do we have enough to create
to file a charge here? They say, yes, here it is,
so we will file this charge based on this evidence, because they don't file
a charge if they don't think they can get a conviction or get it proven
in court. So they clearly looked at everything and said here it is.
Then for them to backtrack on this usually means that there was some settlement reach,
but they're not reporting that. So so here's some of the new information.
And I mean, I'm assuming they had this information long before these charges
are dropped. And maybe maybe now Alec was threatening to sue or something like
that. I don't know, but I think it comes down to the prop
gun that he was holding. Remember he had claimed all along that he never
pulled the trigger, that it hadn't be misfired. So this prop gun they
found had been modified. The trigger mechanism had been changed, which increased the
probability that it could misfire without having to have the trigger pulled. But again,
he spent a year looking at this, Yeah, investigating the one key
piece of evidence just seemed very weird, was that? And then for you
to change the whole story about this seems weird to me. I don't know.
I don't know what to make of that. But do you feel like
it's right? I mean, overall, do you feel like it's the right
conclusion to drop the charge against him? I kind of think. I mean,
I think it's a horrible accident. I don't know. I go back
and forth. I go back and forth because did he mean to do it?
No? Did he even pull the trigger? Probably not, I still
know. So I guess I placed more blame on the armor or whoever it
to him, although he's responsible for being the final safety check on that,
I kind of place more blame on that person and he and he is being
charged as well. Yeah, so if that makes it any better, Graham,
what do you have all right, sounds like more and more people are
returning to the office from remote work. BART reported that Wednesday this week they
had one hundred and seventy four thousand, three hundred and thirty seven riders,
which was the highest single day total since last September. Unfortunately for BART,
though, that number was only about forty two percent of what was normal during
pre pandemic time, so ridership is still way way down Yesterday's numbers because we
know, yesterday we had a Giant's game, a game, and four twenty
festivities all going in the city, so yesterday was probably also a very big
ridership day for BART. I haven't seen those numbers, if they've been released
yet or not, but people are slowly coming back, right. I feel
like I'm hearing more places talk about their employees coming back to the office.
I mean, I know that's been a story for a long time, but
I think now it's happening. It's happened more because I feel like just traffic
is it has increased a lot too. I was in traffic yes from me
from the city to Fairfield for two hours. WHOA, it was terrible.
I went like at rush hour. It was never again, traffic is everybody's
going back to work. Why even go home? We found out all the
stuff you have in your trunk earlier, I mean just staying there over and
sleep anywhere, rightwhe I lived for like a week. She has like provisions
in there. She has apple sauces and bars and all sorts of food.
Yeah, a couple of claws. Next in the JV, Show Your Chance,
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