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What's up? Everybody? Welcome to
Rose Pricks. We're talking vander Pump rules.

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And I'm riled up and I blame
you why because I wasn't even watching

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this stupid show until you were like, you have to watch it. You

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have to, you have to,
you have to. And now I'm watching

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it and I'm mad all like through
the whole episode, I'm like, and

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fuck this bitch, and what right? Like I'm so mad the whole time.

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I'm sorry, there's not a lot
of heroes here and can I can

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I make a macro note? And
I note later, but this is a

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big macro note. What the fuck
is wrong with Tom Schwartz that he doesn't

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know how to pronounce Arianna? Her
name is Arianna, It's not Arianna.

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It would be that it would be
like someone know, it'd be like you

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calling me Cicily all this time,
right, Like if we were in a

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friend group and we did a TV
show together and we filmed day after day

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and our partners were like best friends, and and you just called me Cicily,

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And I was just like, why
does Arianna not say something? I

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mean, maybe because because if you
live in New York, the pronunciation I

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could see it being like Arianna,
but it is not Ariana. Oh yeah,

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well no, I think if you
were in New York, wouldn't it

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be Ariana Ariana Arianna? But Schwartz
isn't from New York. That's what I'm

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saying. He has no excuse why, Like, why doesn't she say if

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you and I did a TV show
together for twelve years, right, and

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we like and my best and I
was partners for eleven years with your best

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with your best friend, and you
still called me Cicily, I ortet like

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Leslie. I mean, that's just
so crazy to me. I mean,

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I know that's Leslie's not but Sicily
is the same because it's just one letter

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off Ariana. Yeah. I think
that part of the problem. And like

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people don't come for me, I
think part of the problem. I don't

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think Tom Schwartz is very smart.
Oh, I don't think anyone's going to

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come for you on that, just
in case, Just in case, What

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a weird hill to die on if
somebody did what He's so smart, he's

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so so dumb. I can't even
I don't know how he gets through life.

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He just really seems so dumb.
There are times when I look at

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his face, especially later in the
episode when Joe dyed his hair like bleached

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his hair, which is or kind
of genius, kind of genius on Joe's

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part, like she wants him first, like let's make him as unattractive as

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posts. But there was a look
on his face where he looked like Crispin

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Glover, you know, like Kristin
Glover in you know, Yeah, it's

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his mouth or something, and like
in Back to the Future where he's confused,

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like a very confused Yes, yes, his mouth's always op's just a

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mouth breather and i've always is coming
from someone who likes shworts sort of,

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but he's so dumb. Okay,
yeah, it's it's it's bad. But

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don't think we're not coming for Sandaval
because the episode opens with him complaining again

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about arian and he's like, oh, she's got a real reckoning calling to

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her. She doesn't even know how
to buy pins. Oh my, now

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he's being an asshole. Yeah,
okay, so you you you fucked her

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best friend for a year, But
okay, you also make sure they're dura

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cells. How will she survive?
She's just I'm just saying, like Arianna's

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just really like she just doesn't know
how to buy like paper towels. Oh

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okay, Sandaval, you won that
argument. You're the best one. She's

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the idiot. He's doing everything he
can to make her look bad, including

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like openly talking about how she she
He says, we don't know if it's

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true, but he says she threatened
suicide when he tried to break up with

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her. What a shitty thing to
say on camera. What a piece of

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shit. He's absolutely horrible. But
yet still, Okay, these bitches are

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still not sticking up for her.
There they pretended to in one scene.

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Let's let's make her week. Yeah, let's get into it. Okay,

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So Sandabell is sitting on Rando's I
just wrote that. I guess well,

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first, uh, first we have
to talk about brock going like this guy's

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been castrated. He's just sitting in
the court like, oh so now she's

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castrated him by by standing up for
herself. Oh, poor poor Tom Sandoval,

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he's prostrated. She just she cut
his dick off, right, he

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did nothing wrong to deserve this,
this poor guy. And he's meanwhile over

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there, so sleazy, just hitting
on just chicks. Yeah, yes,

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so so Arianna is like, look, this guy tried to ruin me and

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now he's doing everything he can to
make it my fault. And then Laala

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goes okay, but like what if
he said, and think Ariana is like,

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he can't say shit to me,
he needs to not say anything to

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me. And I was like,
here's Laala once again not on her side.

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Oh and then later it comes out
that Lala is so pissed about and

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when she talks about her own shit
again with Randall, which girl, that's

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like last year's news whatever. Like
she's just trying to have a story.

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You would think she'd be empathetic when
she just went through the same thing and

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was you couldn't even look at Randy, Randy, I say, Randy,

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Randall, You couldn't look at Randall. I call it Randy because we're really

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good friend. Yeah, you guys
are close. You almost went out and

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did pay together. I almost went. We talked about this on the show.

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But in case anyone forgets, I
worked in an office opposite Randall Emmett.

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This is true. I'm not going
to tell the whole story again.

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But somehow he got a hold of
my phone number, which I did not

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give to him. I was in
my twenties, by the way, I

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guess so was he. And he
called me at home and was like,

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hey, I and he figured out
where I lived, and he's like,

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me and Charlie are outside and I
look out, and he and Charlie Sheen

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want to bring me to a Lakers
game. They've come by to pick me

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up to go to a Lakers game. And I declined, which probably drives

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Stuphanie crazy because she seem me not
decline many people, and for me to

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decline that seems that seems crazy.
I mean, you could have a range

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Rover. I could have a range
Rover. I could have all kinds.

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I have really much better stories than
I just go anyway, Okay, So

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yeah, so ridiculous. Yeah.
And Sheena is now trying to be a

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matchmaker for Schwartz for some reason,
and I just wrote, why is it

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her job to make sure that Schwartz
is sleeping with someone? She knows?

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These people all frustrate me, right. Also, she's well, she and

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Katie go at it sometimes. They've
had their big fights, so as Lala

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and Katy. You know, Katie
does butt heads, so I think,

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and Sena is like, she's not
a girl's girl. Well, she is

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with Ariana. That's what's so weird. She is a really good friend to

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her, usually not always, but
she I think she's kind of one of

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that. She thinks she's one of
the guys. She's always closer to Sandaball

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and Schwartz, so she's always gonna
lean that way, right, And also,

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so she's going to ask this First
of all, let's talk about Toy.

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So this is the girl that I
guess Sheena was friends with, has

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been friends with, and she Tory
and Schwartz have been kind of hanging they

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or she wants to ask him out. Yeah, it seems like she's definitely

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being the aggressor in this situation because
she's like, what are you gonna ask

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me out? She's a lot.
I just wrote, she's a lot.

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She's if Joe's a pigmy girl,
then Tory is also a picmic girl.

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Oh yeah, I feel and I
was kind of felt sad in this moment

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for Joe. I just wrote where
is Joe? And then the whole thing.

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Don't worry because Joe is never far
from our hearts, minds or TV

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screens. Right, this is like
the Joe episode. I don't understand like

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how she's become like the star of
the show. I kind of liked it,

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though I kind of felt like she
saved the episode because it was otherwise

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who gives a shit about any of
this? But then so Katie's trying to

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They're doing this whole fake storyline where
Katie's like, well, I think that

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Tory is kind of cute too.
Yeah, I'm a I'm a yeah,

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she's suddenly a lesbian, even though
she's like, well, I've always kind

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of liked girls, but because I
was with shorts, I never got to

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like experiment with that side of myself. So like, okay, so you

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want to do that now with a
girl that he's going on a date with

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that she's made it clear that she's
interested in him, Like, I just

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didn't even understand that, even though
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fake. I do want to give
Katie a little compliment. She looks hot.

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She rocks that like kind of short
like gelled hair. Yes, she's

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very pretty, and I could see
what she was trying to do, but

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it didn't seem real even for a
second, which when they later like none

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of that semi Tori is not into
Katie. No, they're all interested in

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being on TV exactly. This is
so hard to watch because it's all like

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this, like how even it and
Joe is so obvious about it. She's

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like, how can I be part
of this group? Have I need this

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person to be in the group.
It's like what they mean is to be

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on the show, right, one
hundred percent? One one hundred percent right

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now? This gets this next part
felt real to me for the one moment

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in the whole thing when La La, Sena and Arianna they go to have

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this conversation. At first, they
seem like terrible friends to her because they

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never get it, But then it
felt like Laala kind of got it and

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was sorted for one second being a
good friend. Is this when Arianna started

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crying? Yes, because yes,
Arianna totally broke down. She was being

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very vulnerable and she was like this, this was my home. She's trying

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to explain to these guys why she
won't just move out because La LA's frustrated

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with her, which I understand.
I kind of got why, law I

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kind of get why they're frustrated that
she wouldn't move out. You're like,

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why would you live with this guy
who brings you so much like anger and

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pain? Why would you live with
him? And she on her side?

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Oh yeah, I had me too. I've been on her side because like,

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and I've said this before on this
show, because why should she have

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to move out? Right? Why
he was the one who cheated. He

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should get the fuck out the only
Oh totally, you know, but I

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think that what he's what he's kind
of saying is like, I'm trying to

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buy her out, so I'm offering
her all this money. But and her

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perspective is like, well, I
don't want to live here, but I

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also I'm going to get like the
best deal, Like I'm not going to

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just accept whatever offer, like you
know, and she's like, this is

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my fucking furniture. I decorated this
place like this was my dream home.

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M yes, yes, And I
think I think what she said, and

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but it really got to her when
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her and they were like, you
know what, this material stuff is as

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important as your mental health, Like
Arianna got it in that moment too,

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Yes, Like that was a real
deal thing and everybody was being nice,

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and I was like, Okay,
this is what like French sisterhood is yes,

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and then it and then they went
back on that, which is yes.

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I wrote that down too. I
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like a good friend moment. This
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Yes, yes, they have their
r and her they totally get her

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and uh, let's see. Yes. And she's basically just going like why

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does he get to act like the
victim and like bad mouth me? And

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she's also putting it out there,
which you know, we all know.

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She's basically like, he's just a
sociopath. He has no remorse. And

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we find out that he's never apologized. He hasn't even apologized for cheating on

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her with Raquel, Yeah, because
to him it's not his fault, Like

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he's just he doesn't he's in a
horror. He's vile. What's excuse that

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she His excuse, genuinely is what
he said, which makes my skin crawl,

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is that like, well it was
over forever. She wouldn't even have

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sucks with me. She only sucks
with me like four times a year.

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She tried to kill herself just in
defense four times. I think. So

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it's plenty. He feels like plenty. You guys are no joke and also

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like you get turned off, like
he's kind of grows sand of all.

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So yeah, you know and remember
too, And I know I bring this

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up a lot, but like there
was a lot of drugs. And I'm

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not putting on drugs. I'm not
I'm not drugged. I don't I like

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all these drugs that they like or
are used to anyway, you know,

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but they were fucked up in filming
half they there are scenes with this so

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clearly on, like molly mm hmmm. I mean they're they're sweating, they're

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touching each other. I mean,
like these crazy overnights, they're clearly fucked

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up, right, I don't even
know how they got that through productive Like,

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I don't know how they're allowed to
film that. I mean if they

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don't say, if they're not showing
them on camera doing it. That's why

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they say the pasta. That's why
they came up with a code for all

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that shit. And it's so frustrating. But yeah, he's never But why

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don't have money either, It's probably
like they've spent it all on drugs.

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Well they a lot of it,
for sure, I mean, and then

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it's why they had to get all
those endorsement deals that didn't that mostly didn't

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work. So his attitude is like, yeah, of course I was with

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Raquel, your best friend, because
you drove me to it. Yeah,

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and until say you let yourself go, you wonn't even like remember the whole

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thing, Like I mean, she
basically saying she's so messy, she barely

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pulls herself together. It's all.
She's always so negative because all these terrible

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things were happening. But she's so
negative, right, well, then why

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didn't he break up with her?
That's whatever. That's what Sheena said when

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in a real moment where she's crying
and screaming at Sandoval, you break up,

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you break up, and he's like
I tried to she said she was

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gonna kill herself. Now that's a
conversation he could have had off camera,

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right, if they really gave a
shit, he'd pull Sheen aside and said,

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honestly, this is what happened.
What a fucking I. I swear

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to you if I saw him,
and Ariana, if you're listening, like,

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I know you're not asking me to
do this, but I will throw

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things in his face. I don't
know what, not anything that could have

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hurt him, like, I don't
want to go to jail, but like

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cheese poffs, something that would hold
on one moment, please, I'm gonna

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pause us. Yeah, okay,
we're back. Hi dog, My dog

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almost brought this whole the roadcaster,
the computer, she almost brought it all

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tumbling to the ground, but I
stopped it. I stopped it. Okay,

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So Katie Katie and what's her face? Tory Tory make out. Schwortz

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does not give a shit at all. He was like, okol, at

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least start having this ridiculous conversation about
whether or not Katie is like by or

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whether she's gay, and and then
Tory is just like, you're so pretty.

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Oh my god, you're so pretty. Your eyeliner is like on point,

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like, oh my god, you're
so pretty. And she's Katie's like

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you're so pretty. You're really pretty. And they're so set up for the

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cameras because they didn't even move the
location. The camera man was like,

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well, we're gonna stay here,
so you guys, do you mind rotating

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through? Just as ridiculous, it's
so stupidly fake. Kiss was like sos,

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yes, my god, this is
just so hard to watch, especially

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from Torri's side, I feel like
Katie might have sort of been into the

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kiss for a second but was not, And what was the whole deal with?

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Like, well, first, I
think in this scene, this is

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where she says to Schwartz like,
so when are we going to go on

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a date? Are you ever gonna
ask me on a date? And he's

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like, oh, okay, you
want to go on a date? She's

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like yeah, and then two minutes
later she's making out with Katie, which

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is like, listen, I don't
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pick a lane, like you.
I don't think you have to pick a

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lane, but like, don't fake, don't We're smarter, the viewer of

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vander Pump is smarter than this.
We know this is set up. Like

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I don't care if she's by or
whatever she I'm not that you're saying that,

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but like I just feel like,
I mean, pick a lane with

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the person you can't be with.
You can't be with Schwartz and his ex

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wife, Like you have to pick
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just that and it's so fake.
None of that's real, none of it

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And I stand bright, But why
are they insulting our intelligence, like why

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are they even showing it? As
if we're all going to be like,

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oh my god, what is the
reaction the producers want us to have,

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like oh that's so hot. Oh
these people are so free. Maybe they

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think that we think that it's going
to lead to a threesome and ultimately get

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Katie and Schwartz back together. Oh
my god, I'm sorry. I'm sorry

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I put that out there. But
let's get to Joe because she's my favorite

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now and my favorite I mean favorite
to watch. Okay, So I just

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wrote Joe. Why does Joe get
her own scene? Why does she even

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start off the scene? Like somebody
else should be there first? But no,

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it's Joe at the tail of the
pup, which I'm not sure where

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that is. Do you know where
that is? I feel like it's on

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Fairfax. That Isn't that Pinks?
Oh no, not Pinks, That's on

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Librea. I'll look it up right
now so we can see, because I

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feel like I think it was used
to be next to my therapist office,

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which like really freaked me out.
Okay, I will say, what can

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we talk about watching shows like this
is when you live in the same city,

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you're just like, oh, that's
that place. Okay, it's on

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Santa Monica. It's in West Hollywood, so I have seen it. It's

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not far from me. It's on
Santa Monica and miho, Okay, that's

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where it is. It's a different
place than I was thinking. Okay,

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So Joe is meeting La La this
hot dog thing, right, Yeah,

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And every time they showed Joe in
an interviewed like just a full on,

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like a sweet little Forever twenty one
top that she's wearing. I mean that

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is and look sometimes I definitely dress
young for sure, but that was rough.

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But the pants too. She was
wearing these like brown cords with like

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some little flowers on them. They
screamed, They screamed Forever twenty one,

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kind of trying to go for a
vintage look but not quite getting there.

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Also, I get it, I've
I've been drawn to those pants. I

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hear you. I know I could
see it working, but it wasn't working

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altogether. Ores for a hairstylist.
The hair's too light, it's off that

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braid like it's a mess. Yeah, she's a mess. Also also also

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Laala or they both order and Lala
gets a diet coke and Joe orders a

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be Why it's midday, Okay,
it's like probably noon and Laala doesn't drink

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right, Like, you can't just
not you can't refrain from having a beer

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on camera, Like to me,
that's a choice. That's like no,

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I got it, Like I know
you're not drinking, but like I'm the

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girl that's just I'm like, I'm
a cool girl. M a guys girl.

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What is man? Like what else? And then i just got to

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have a bruski, Like I'm the
kind of I'm the kind of girl that

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just has to have a bruski.
It doesn't matter what time of day.

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It's like if I'm watching the game
or if I'm like out at night,

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like I just like a beer.
I'm gonna push back a tiny bit.

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We do all have the of all
the understanding of people who do drink.

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It's okay in an airport, so
like right with its nine hours okay,

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we're just making that there if if
that's a thing, just making sure that

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I'm that I'm okay there and if
it's like I'm not getting mad at having

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a beer like with your friends in
the afternoon at all. My point is

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you don't have this is this is
like an unforced error. You don't have

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to have a beer in this situation, and Lalla doesn't drink, so right,

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you're right, you're drinking alone and
you're trying to make a good impression

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on Lalla, so there's no reason
to just forego the beer in this circle,

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in this situation, I agree,
because it's not going to be it's

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not a real conversation. It's a
scene they're filming. Right, take a

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minute, yeah, just do the
scene. Yeah it was very short,

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right, it was super short.
I mean you we never know with lighting

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how long anything takes. But yeah, it's just a dumb thing. They're

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not really having this. They're not
really going out. They're forced to,

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which reminds me of the Old Housewives
stuff where they've made you have two on

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you had to have one on ones
with everyone at least once. That's why

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there's always like a forced let's have
drinks, Like these two people would never

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go have drinks, but now they're
doing it on vandr Pump. I don't

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remember them use that they used to
do that now because I guarantee you're gonna

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have to see Joe with everybody separately
at least once. So now it's Lalla.

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So do I think that she has
like she they sat her down and

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gave her a full on contract,
ye, you know, like you're going

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to be a major character. She's
like a friend I think right now.

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I think she's kind of in the
friend position and she's auditioning to sort of

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make it to the next thing,
and she's fighting her ass off, And

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I don't blame her. She does
want to be on the show. And

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they are really not happy, except
for Tom, except for Schwartz, who

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doesn't really even know what's happening.
He's like, no, what have I

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done? Joseph? Okay, and
I want to tell you about the why.

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This also really really bugs me the
whole because they're doing a bit.

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I'm going to tell you what it
is right now. It's Joe Coy.

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You know how Joe Coy. You
know who Joe Coy is, the comedian.

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Yeah. We had a fight about
Joe Coy a little bit. We

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did, not a big fight.
Did you like him or not like him?

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No? I didn't like him?
Okay, yeah, uh well I'm

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not a huge fan either. But
his whole thing is like he does his

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mom voice going Josef Joe Seth.
They're doing They're doing Joe Koy doing his

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mom because she does she repeats it
that way she goes. He calls me

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Joseph. Joseph. Oh my god, I didn't get it, because didn't

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so she has like some nickname for
him. All of a sudden that she

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yells out, what was the what
was the big money? Oh? T

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money, and Waila was not having
She was like, so you just call

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him Tea money. She's so annoyed. Her face just doesn't move because the

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botox, and she just so always
just angry face and she's just like,

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you call him t many. But
I was with her on this. I'm

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like me too, Oh my god, it's not the fucking nineties. Are

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you guys serious right now? They're
both so basic but also Tea, yeah

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exactly, it's not swingers. What
have you just come up with? You're

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so money Tea you don't even know
it. And you're like, so,

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I mean, you're right, it's
like you know what, it's no better.

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It's our version of like if you
went back twenty something years, it's

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cringey as someone going like, oh
alrighty, then yeah, it's a nightmare.

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That's a nightmare. I did not
know that about joke call. I

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mean that is information. Oh my
god. I thought he just I thought

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it was kind of cute he calls
her Joseph. It would be cute if

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it wasn't that they were doing an
impression of a comedian. Yeah. I

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guarantee you that's what it is,
because she said it in the same and

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he's a huge he's a huge name
these days. Oh yes, of course,

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of course. And that's his whole
that is his signature thing is going

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Joseph Joseph. Yeah, that's amazing. Okay, she did the impression of

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La. La just looked totally like
huh, Lala did not care. She's

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just not happy. She did not
want to be there. She's got she's

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got a kid, and she's like
getting She was getting herself. I think

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she was pregnant. I think she'd
already gotten pregnant. Isn't that true?

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Because she went on Watch What Happens
and I don't remember the timeline, but

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she announced that she was pregnant.
So I wonder if some of this stuff

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of her going to the sperm bank
is just performative. Oh well, yeah,

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it definitely was like an ad for
the sperm bank. Yeah, it's

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very possible she was already pregnant.
Yeah, you're right, because it's the

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China. She never says nice things
about anyone, and after this berm Bank,

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she's like, he's really nice.
This is a wonderful place. It's

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so cool that there's air conditioning in
here. At the sperm Bank, they

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probably gave her free sperm in exchange
for like the commercial. Oh my god,

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they totally did. At Crypto Bank, we'll get to that. So

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but before we get to the Crypto
Bank activity, we have top golf because

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there's so many hold on, I'm
not done with this. I'm not done

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with this. So Laala asks,
is like she's going to be like kind

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of hard ass, and she's like, listen, did you know did you

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know that Sandoval was like sleeping with
Raquel and Joe so unbelievably, is like,

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what course not? Of course not. I was focused on Schwartz.

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Okay, that doesn't make it sound
better. Why that's why I was just

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really obsessed with Schwartz. I was
just really into him, I mean.

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And then she does an impression of
herself which was really cringey, where she's

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like, I mean what was I
going to be like, Oh, I

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think those two are hooking up.
No, I thought plus I thought he

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was broke. It's like one thing
after another. She's like, no,

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I thought he was broken up with
Arianna? How did you think he was

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broken up with her? She is
a liar. Everybody on the show knew

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that they were together, they were
living together. And she's saying, oh,

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I was focused on shorts because I
really res all but not really all.

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We're just friend jkjkj Yeah, she's
out of her mind. Laala's are

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like cool, cool scene. Over
Can I go home and take care of

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my baby? I mean she does? She is over it. She is

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over it. Isn't it so crazy
after all these years that La La and

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James? Laala is totally sober.
James is California sober. But those are

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the ones. I mean, it's
a show. Yeah. Did you hear

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John sneeze in the background? No, that was funny. Yeah, playing

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top golf? Yeah. Yeah.
So now we find out, and I

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thought this might this might bug you, we find out that Arianna is being

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out of group text now like somehow
she has to be the odd one out

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over fucking Tom Sandoval, Right,
Yeah, why is he not if they

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want, look, he should not
be on the text. She should be

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for group events. And then if
Schwartz wants to invite him, his best,

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he can invite him. That can
be whatever they however they're going to

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handle that. But why is she
the one like kicked off? Right?

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That is so unfair And there's no
way like that's not her being paranoid,

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that's that's her feeling like people are
siding with him, and I understand why

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it's making me so upset. And
I feel like James sometimes is on the

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right side of things. I feel
like in the scene he kind of was,

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He's like, fuck that guy.
Yeah, he's so cooked out.

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I mean, whatever he says,
I know, it's my tom just a

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practice. That's his version of California
sober is just like cocaine. Like I

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shouldn't say that. I shouldn't.
I shouldn't say that it's allegedly where this

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is just our our take. He
has said many times that he does all

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the other things, you know,
so he doesn't she know that he knew

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that drinking specifically was the thing he
couldn't do, and that's where he is,

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right, Okay, So and then
So Ariana tells us that she's looking

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for a house, which you know
she already found, and it's in your

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neighborhood. It's in my neighborhood,
just two blocks away. For real.

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So does her house have a treehouse
vibe? It does. It's in Outpost

404
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:22.720
Canyon. I don't know if I'm
allowed to say that because this was sent

405
00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:25.880
to me by a real estate person, but I think it'll get out the

406
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:30.000
Yeah. Plus they're gonna they'll probably
eventually film there. Yeah the show keeps

407
00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:34.519
going. Yeah, yes, it
definitely has treehouse vibes. Okay, then

408
00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:37.599
good for her. She got what
she wanted. I think she probably already

409
00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:41.519
had her eye on it. You
know how these things are in television,

410
00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:47.400
right. Okay, So now we
are at Cryobank, so Lala can trade

411
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:52.400
her a scene for sperm. Mm
hmm. I wrote, yeah, I

412
00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:56.680
feel bored, and then I wrote, Okay, Lala, we get it.

413
00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:59.680
It was the Randall thing was terrible. Get your girl, get your

414
00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:03.720
sperm now. And then after the
whole Randle thing again we talked about this

415
00:27:03.799 --> 00:27:08.720
earlier, she immediately again has no
empathy for Arianna. Yeah. Fuck,

416
00:27:08.920 --> 00:27:14.519
but so she does this whole thing
and then she starts just like crying hysterically

417
00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:18.119
about I guess why is she crying? Can you explain it to me?

418
00:27:19.319 --> 00:27:23.839
I think she's just still upset about
Randall, and like she's feeling emotional because

419
00:27:23.839 --> 00:27:26.599
she wants to have a bit.
She keeps saying she wants to have a

420
00:27:26.599 --> 00:27:29.559
baby that's just hers that no one
can take. Yeah, it's also just

421
00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:33.160
a weird I'm sorry, this might
this might be a bad take, but

422
00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:37.559
and I have friends who are single
moms who god sperm and decided to have

423
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:41.519
a baby and go that path.
I just feel like the reasoning is weird

424
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:45.480
to be like I just want the
baby. I don't have to share it

425
00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:48.839
with anybody. It's weird too,
I think so too, And I understand

426
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:52.160
why she's saying it. But I
also feel that her other child is gonna

427
00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:55.960
if they see that someday, there's
going to be something there's something a little

428
00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:59.359
off about that. Well, you
were born with this terrible father that we

429
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:02.200
hate, and i'd all hate there, but this baby's going to be like

430
00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:06.559
no strings attached in mind mind.
Yeah. And then also, like let's

431
00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:10.240
say you meet somebody, okay,
and that person wants to like adopt your

432
00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:12.799
child and help raise and you know, be a daddy, be a stepdaddy.

433
00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:15.400
Are you always going to be like, well, you're not the real

434
00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:18.920
dad. I bought this baby,
la la. Probably, yes, I

435
00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:21.400
got the sperm, so you don't
have any rights. You don't tell me

436
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:23.599
what to do. But yeah,
and I get it, but then I

437
00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:27.400
don't. I just I that's a
tricky one. But I really got triggered

438
00:28:27.440 --> 00:28:30.480
when Sena pretends to be art and
his best friend, not to say that

439
00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:33.839
she can't have problems with her,
not that they can't have fights, but

440
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:37.000
then she tries to say, like
she throws it out there that arian is

441
00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:41.519
just being again with the hat not
moving out, that she's too good for

442
00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:47.759
an apartment. Oh fucking mean,
I was so mad. I was like,

443
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:51.359
so, so was that totally fake
when you were having your sex in

444
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:53.720
the city moment when you had your
arm around her and were letting her cry.

445
00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:56.559
Meanwhile you were just like, just
move out of the house already,

446
00:28:56.599 --> 00:29:00.279
stupid bitch, Yeah, and behind
her back, making it seem like Arianna

447
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.680
is just such a queen that she
can't live in an apartment. Maybe she

448
00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:07.480
just didn't want to. She has
a house and she wants to get bought

449
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.880
out and buy another house. She's
allowed, yes, and she also already

450
00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:14.640
explained, like how many times does
she have to explain where she's coming from

451
00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:18.759
That it's not that she's too good
or that she can't none of the above.

452
00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:22.200
It's that she doesn't want to let
him win and let him just have

453
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:26.960
the house, even if because she's
buying her out, it's still only four

454
00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:30.559
months ago. It's not like years
have gone by people. This immediately started

455
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:34.559
filming again three months after the reunion, even where she was obviously curious.

456
00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:37.880
But let's move on to Schwartz going
to hair Boss, because this is where

457
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:41.200
I get That's where I kind of
lose my mind a little bit. He

458
00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:45.640
goes to see Joe and she's being
very harsh with him, more so that

459
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:48.640
she's not usually like mean, she's
kind of rough, but she's not mean,

460
00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:52.680
but she was just being really like, let me do my thing.

461
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:59.759
Shut up. So she dyes his
hair blonde, and then she obviously puts

462
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:03.480
in I'm kind of like a toner
or something, which my first thought was

463
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:07.440
like, oh my god, it's
like did she dye it brown? Back

464
00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:11.119
and brown? And he's like,
wait, it's it's wait is it back

465
00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:15.759
to brown? And she's like,
shut up, I hate shut up.

466
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:18.759
I hate people that don't do hair. Oh, I'm sorry. Do we

467
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:22.000
not understand exactly how that works?
So why did you just dye his hair

468
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:25.279
white? Blande? It is the
worst coloring. Oh, it's not right

469
00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:29.279
for him. It's not even actually
blonde. It's like it's orange. It's

470
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:33.119
like it's like an accident with sun
in. It was terrible. You know

471
00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:37.799
if you put the blonde in for
not quite long enough and it's has it

472
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:42.799
was tinted orange. Yeah, he
was caret top. It was really really

473
00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:45.599
bad, and it was just he
could not pull it off. I could

474
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:48.599
actually see you. No, nobody
could pull that off. If they even

475
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:52.759
just go to the white white blonde, maybe Sandoval it might be interesting with

476
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:55.880
him. And I'm not giving him
a pass. I'm just saying he could

477
00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:59.440
probably pull it off. Schwartz cannot. What about when he goes so he's

478
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:02.640
like, hey, hey, Joseph, I went on a date. And

479
00:31:02.680 --> 00:31:06.720
she's like frenzied. She's like like
the fruit, not the fruit, like

480
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:11.079
a date, like a date.
She like loses her shit. I'm not

481
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:12.799
like other girls. Why why?
Why? And she's mad, and I

482
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:17.720
felt for her in this moment though, because she's reached her I do think

483
00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:19.640
they have a secret thing. I
think he lies to her all the time.

484
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:22.319
I mean, later it comes out
that he tells Sarah loves her.

485
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:26.279
Yeah, but he says no,
He's like, no, we're not in

486
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:29.240
a relationship. No, But I
don't think they're in a really. I

487
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:33.200
think I think it's it's what you
and I have talked about many times.

488
00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:37.440
I think that he thinks that he's
been clear enough that he's like, yeah,

489
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:41.440
yeah, that it's a situationship,
that we're just friends. That's I

490
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:44.720
guess what he thinks. But I
think he's telling her something a little different

491
00:31:44.799 --> 00:31:47.799
behind the scenes. I think he's
telling her. I think he admits that

492
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:51.480
he's telling her like we have passion, like we have such a great time

493
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:53.799
together each other. Yeah. So
she's like, well I just don't understand.

494
00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:56.000
Well, we're not there yet,
okay, so hold on. Also,

495
00:31:56.039 --> 00:32:00.799
I did say that his hair looked
like remember that movie powder. Yes,

496
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:02.279
yeah, that's kind of what he
That's what he looked like. Well,

497
00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:06.119
that's what he was going for.
But I don't think he had the

498
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:09.079
white blonde. I think he was
trying to go for that, and yes,

499
00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:13.039
it washed out all his features.
No, it just looked terrible.

500
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:15.559
I was surprised that he didn't like
put his hand as almost said, pause

501
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:20.720
his hands out and have like lightning
come out of him like powder. Like

502
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.160
what if it just gives you some
weird patch. She's like, shut up,

503
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:28.319
schwartzy, I'm giving you powder powers, oder powers. She's like,

504
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.880
I haven't seen the movie in a
while, so just bear with me.

505
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:38.079
Okay, So okay. So meanwhile, right stand of all, is that

506
00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:42.359
where all? Yeah? Or he
wants to go he wants to go to

507
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:45.519
a singles event at the Mandrian Hotel, which is yes, I can't believe

508
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:50.960
that's still a hotel. It had
its day. The Skybar had its day.

509
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:54.359
Remember I dragged you there many times, of course, because you just

510
00:32:54.400 --> 00:33:00.119
to remind people you looked a lot
like Alanis Morissette back in the day.

511
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:04.319
I did. Yeah, surely she's
more earthy crunchy now, but yes,

512
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:08.400
and people believed it, and we
would call and make a reservation under Maverick

513
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:10.799
Records. I would say, yeah, we'd go up there, and I'd

514
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:15.160
say, Victor from Maverick Records put
us on the thing and they're like,

515
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:19.440
oh my god, we knew it
was you. I mean, this happened

516
00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:22.640
a lot. There was a period
of time between I guess maybe ninety eight

517
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:24.920
and two thousand and four where I
mean there wasn't a bar, there was

518
00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:30.240
not a club. I couldn't get
into using Jazz's identity. Yes, and

519
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:35.119
I would never say that I was
a Lanis. That was my reasoning,

520
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.720
is that I was like, oh
well I can just like, I'll just

521
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:39.839
not I mean, if they say
it, I won't say anything. Right.

522
00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:43.400
But anyway, we used to go
to this place that now they're having

523
00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:47.000
Vanderpump singles nights, which feels like
maybe it's kind of taking a step down

524
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:52.000
as a hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They wouldn't do this at

525
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:55.000
like the Four Seasons, I don't
think. But so Schwartz says to her,

526
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:59.160
He's like, she's like, so
what are you doing? Oh no,

527
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:04.519
okay, Okay. Schwartz tells Joe
that Katie and Torri are on a

528
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:10.079
date. So then they flashed to
Katie and Torri on a date doing like

529
00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:15.079
a painting date, like a color
of me mine? Yeah, for no

530
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:20.599
real reason. Date. Okay.
So then they go back to them at

531
00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:25.920
the at the hair salon, and
basically she he's like yeah, but he

532
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:29.960
makes it clear that he'd gone out
with her the night before, so he's

533
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.280
not trying to hide that he dates
people. And she's like, sweat,

534
00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:37.559
what's good on later? It's good
on later, bruh. And he's like,

535
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:39.360
oh, I'm going to go to
this singles thing and she's like I

536
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:44.880
want to come right, which made
no sense. I mean she just and

537
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.360
then late, well we'll get to
that, okay. Okay. So Katie

538
00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:53.880
and La La right, and Arianna
and Sheena are at girls' night. Oh

539
00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:57.119
did I say this out of order? Is this when they talk? You're

540
00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:59.400
right? No, this is the
right. This is the next thing because

541
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:01.400
I had I was really mad at
Lalla. Yeah. I feel like she's

542
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:05.960
such a trader. Yes, yes, okay, okay, yes, yes,

543
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:08.440
yes, I'm excited for this scene. Yes. So they asked Katie,

544
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:14.079
do if it's weird that she went
on a date with Tory the night

545
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:19.639
after her ex went out with him? Okay, and then she's like whatever,

546
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:23.119
okay, then it comes up okay, so wait, so wait then

547
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:27.400
we go to skybar mm hmm,
yeah, it's going back and forth.

548
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.519
Yes, we go to the skybar
and Schwartz's hair looks terrible. I'd said,

549
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:36.559
he's trying to pull off Ken from
the Barbie movie Ryan Gosling. It's

550
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:42.039
terrible. And then Joe is like, she's sitting she's being so territorial.

551
00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:45.199
She's sitting behind him, and she's
just like running her fingers to his hair,

552
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:51.800
like grooming him monkey, Yes,
like a little monkey, like pulling

553
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.800
little gnats out of his own la. So we left this little bleach ball

554
00:35:53.960 --> 00:35:59.239
in here. Yes, she's being
very, very extra and it's really obvious

555
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:04.599
to all of the other guys.
Now, I'm gonna be get hate for

556
00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:07.079
this. But the Asian guy that's
been hanging out with them, it's like

557
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:13.679
the group, he's not gay.
I think he is. Okay, then

558
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:17.559
what this is like a mixed like
again, it must be it must be

559
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:21.880
a mix thing, but it must
be okay, I thought for I didn't

560
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:23.960
know it was like for all.
But would that makes sense? Of course

561
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:28.519
we're modern times. It doesn't.
I'm not sure, but yeah, I

562
00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:31.199
assumed. I never even really thought
about it because he's so in the background,

563
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:35.480
that guy, right, they had
the green bracelet on all the guys

564
00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:38.280
got their green bracelets and they're like, yeah, rah, we're sitting right,

565
00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:40.920
I'm ready to go. And then
you have yeah different Sorry, there's

566
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:45.000
a dog barking in my in your
apartment? What I feel like? A

567
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:49.280
dog just came in. There's a
I have a doggy door because I just

568
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:52.840
like this red dog because it mean
one time I was living in a studio

569
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:55.039
apartment in West Hollywood and I had
my door kind of cracked open because I

570
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:58.280
didn't have a dog at the time, and a little tiny bass at Hollen

571
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:01.880
puppy just came inside, just moved
the door with his head and came in.

572
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:05.440
And I was like, what kind
of dream is? This is the

573
00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:07.480
best thing that's ever happened. And
it took a while. I was like,

574
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:10.440
I really honestly don't know what to
do in this situation. And then

575
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:14.280
finally someone knocked on the door and
like, I think my dog just came

576
00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:19.199
in here, And I was like, yes, anytime. Not the cutest

577
00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:22.360
thing, like I imagine the tiniest
little basset hound. Oh, I already

578
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:27.800
loved fashion hound. You wanted to
brave you? Okay, So Santoval,

579
00:37:27.880 --> 00:37:29.719
by the way, did you like
it when the lady went up to him

580
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:32.320
and was like, I really like
your lady clothes. Yes, yes,

581
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:35.480
he's like, I really do.
I wear like a lot of a lot

582
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.480
of little pearls. Pearls. Josh's
rolling under that a lot of pearls.

583
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:45.960
Okay, So then so what While
Joe is fingering Schwartz's hair, he finally

584
00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:51.000
looks at her like, come on, get off me. Okay, he

585
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:53.280
kind of gets it in a moment, He's like and then the excuse that

586
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:55.840
Joe gives is that it's like,
well, I thought I was the wingman.

587
00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:00.159
You thought you were the wing that
he just told you had a day.

588
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:04.400
Yes, yes, she's not doing
well here. I get I feel

589
00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:07.360
her, but it's it sucks,
and it does suck if he's like,

590
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.480
I love you, Joseph, sucks
and then she doesn't. I mean,

591
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:14.039
of course she doesn't get it right. She's so young, like she's you

592
00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:16.559
know, we remember she's probably thirty. Yeah, oh do you think I

593
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:20.800
don't know how old she is?
But she's not old and so but she

594
00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:27.360
is very much after Schwartz. I
mean, they were saying that they're basically

595
00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:30.199
like living together. They're together all
the time, yes, and hooked up

596
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:35.360
all the time, right, so
you can understand why when we go back

597
00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:39.360
to this girl's night and Lala's like, yeah, so I totally hung out

598
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:46.480
with Joe, you can understand why
Katie's heckles would go up and why she'd

599
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:51.079
be like what, yeah, like
why and why didn't you tell me?

600
00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.519
And then Lala's answers that she's in
her soft era right now, that's why

601
00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:59.360
Joe's reaching out. No, like
not that producers made them have the scene,

602
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:01.079
no, because Laala is really the
softest of all of them. If

603
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:05.039
you can get to Lalla, it's
such a bullshit. She's such an asshole,

604
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:08.639
the worst. And then Laala has
the nerve to say to camera,

605
00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:14.280
Joe is harmless, you know,
like you know, I think she's you

606
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:17.159
know how like sometimes like a penis. I don't think penises just fall into

607
00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:21.119
vagina's but in this case, I
do. I think it was just an

608
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:23.920
accident. No, it was over
and over again, and I love you

609
00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:30.920
and Joe is in love with Schwartz, So how on what planet is that?

610
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:35.039
Just like the most harmless is Joe
totally harmless? And we become a

611
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:37.719
little team Joe though a little bit, I feel I feel her in this,

612
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:42.440
I feel like it's Schwartz's faults.
Okay, I'm not team Joe.

613
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:45.679
I do. I do think that
Schwartz is one hundred percent giving mixed messages.

614
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:51.280
But I'm not team Joe in the
terms of like Joe is not Katie's

615
00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:54.119
friend, Joe is out for Joe. Joe wants to be with Schwartz,

616
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:59.760
And I don't see how Lalla can't
acknowledge that, like that she should have

617
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:04.239
some loyalty, yes, and she
never does. That is such a good

618
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:07.440
point. And then okay, so
then they go from we already at top

619
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:09.920
golf. But we also know by
the way that La La and Katie are

620
00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:15.519
like not speaking anymore, right,
we know that some of this tension is

621
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:20.679
real. We know because La La
gets really defensive and she's like, this

622
00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:22.840
is ridiculous, Like why can't I
like talk to Joe, like, and

623
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:27.599
Katie is upset because she's like,
I don't understand how you don't understand,

624
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:31.960
Like what's important to me is loyalty, like just be loyal And she has

625
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:36.360
those conversations. You know, remember
for so long we say this every week,

626
00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:39.840
Katie and Arianna really did not get
along. I mean they really and

627
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:44.559
now they're kind of almost like forced
together in the trenches. I mean,

628
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:49.280
yes, they started the sandwich shop. That may never happen, but now

629
00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:52.800
I think, like, in a
way, I think Katie's almost using it.

630
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:54.360
I like Katie, and I know
a lot of people don't, but

631
00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:57.960
I like her, But I feel
like she's almost using this. Look see

632
00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:00.519
how you're alone. I'm the one
sticking by you, you know what I

633
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.039
mean. Yeah, And if that
ever changes, like if Arianna's ever goes

634
00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:07.639
back, you know, somehow becomes
friends with sandovalg like that could that could

635
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:13.599
blow up because Katie really she's all
about that kind of stuff. So it's

636
00:41:13.639 --> 00:41:17.360
it's that's it's it's tricky. And
then they go have paintball, Like we

637
00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:21.960
didn't have enough activities in this episode. We already had top golf. It's

638
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:25.079
just becoming an episode of Survivor,
it is. And I really don't understand

639
00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:29.480
paintball. I love like laser tag. Why not do laser tag? You

640
00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:32.760
know? And also why with like
the women, It's like it's like a

641
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:37.039
commercial for a gun show where it's
like and the guys can run around and

642
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:40.199
play paintball and there's turquoise jewelry for
the ladies. Right, it's so old

643
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:44.440
school, like men love women love
the shit, but guys don't want to

644
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:46.679
hold their purse. Like, okay, ladies want to have a glass of

645
00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:52.000
wine and have snacks on a table
while the big strong fellows shoot each other

646
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:55.480
with gungs and then they yeah,
they talk about and then backing. Sandoval's

647
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:59.440
trying to be like he's acting like
he's in the Marines. Yeah, go

648
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:02.280
Google, Like, go serve your
country. Actually no, it wouldn't be

649
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:06.320
so bad for you. Go for
a couple of years, actually, like

650
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:10.119
and then get back to us.
Yeah shit, I just really okay,

651
00:42:10.599 --> 00:42:15.199
Okay, So now they do lalas
defending that she was, So Katie's not

652
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:20.280
there, right, So Laala's defending
like, yeah, I went to lunch

653
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:23.559
with Joe, who cares? And
then yeah, Lala's bitching about Katie and

654
00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:29.280
going. Katie says she wants loyalty
and consistency from her friends. Hold up,

655
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:30.800
you're a whore and you suck and
I'm not going to baby you.

656
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:35.119
Yeah, and she also brought up
one of them brought up that Katie,

657
00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:37.840
well, Katie fucked Max. First
of all, Schwartz has already done all

658
00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:40.719
kinds of he made out with Rockel, like all so many things. Katie

659
00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:45.800
didn't do shit, and Schwartz does
not care. I don't believe he cares

660
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:49.199
that she had sex with Max,
which they're all probably already done because he

661
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:52.199
was like a little poor that was
around for a while, right, still

662
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:54.159
not making it back on the show
no matter what he's trying to do obviously,

663
00:42:54.239 --> 00:43:00.840
So haha, Max, but Lala's
just being gross. Oh so we

664
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:06.280
forgot to we forgot to talk about
the fact that when they're at the singles

665
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:10.360
thing, because this is leading to
this next scene. So Joe gets upset

666
00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:15.760
at the singles thing, even though
Tom both the Tom's everybody's made it clear

667
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:17.960
they're out there to like date,
and he said like five hundred times.

668
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:22.079
He's like, I'm here to mingle, I'm going to meet people. I'm

669
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:25.519
single, I'm free, I'm wearing
a green band. And then Joe comes

670
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:28.679
up to him. She's like,
what's going on, what's going on?

671
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:31.119
What are you doing talking to somebody? Talking to a girl? It's up

672
00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:37.519
with that? And he's like yeah. So she gets mad and storms out,

673
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:39.840
gets she's mad, but then she
says to camera, I believe this

674
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:43.599
is where she's like, I'm tired
of being a secret. Yes, this

675
00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:46.400
is where I think there's stuff we
don't know. I believe her, I

676
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:50.360
just do. I think I understand
that he's making you know, he's being

677
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:54.760
all clear like like all that,
but I think there is like of course

678
00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:58.920
she's going to think they're in a
relationship. I think everybody believes her.

679
00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:02.480
I don't think you're alone. I
think all the girls think that he's sleeping

680
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:07.280
with her and leading her on and
then ignoring her when they're out altogether,

681
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:12.599
you know what. I Okay,
So when Joe stormed out and was really

682
00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:16.559
upset and actually really genuinely upset,
it shows like Tom's face looking all confused.

683
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:19.719
Oh, this is later when they
go over to the house, right

684
00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.159
to have a conversation back at the
house, Well, so yeah, this

685
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:25.000
is the last scene. So Tom
walks into the apartment with Joe and he's

686
00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:29.840
like, bro, what happened the
other night? Yeah, what happened?

687
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:31.519
You know? You know I'm single, right, Like you know, I

688
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:35.239
just I hook up with other people
all the time, right, Like you

689
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:37.840
know, you know I'm like a
single guy, right, Like you don't

690
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:40.440
think we're like I'm your boyfriend right, Like she has to dance around it.

691
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:43.800
She has to be like cool,
cool whatever. Yeah, okay,

692
00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:46.239
Like she kind of handles herself pretty
well. At the end, she's sad.

693
00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:50.920
But he has this look on his
face Schwartz, like he's been in

694
00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:54.280
a body switch movie with a kid
like in like big yes, like he's

695
00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:57.840
just so dumb. It plays so
dumb. Yeah, it's a problem.

696
00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:00.760
I say I love you because I
do love you, especially when we're having

697
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:01.440
sex. I love you the most. So I look in your eyes and

698
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:05.079
I say I love you. But
you know, and I mean we do

699
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:07.320
live together, we are best friends, we have all and we do it

700
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:09.639
on that date where we like paddle
boat and stuff, and I say I

701
00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:15.920
love you all the time. Yeah, it's a problem. Russef Joseph Joseph

702
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:19.400
Joseph, I care about you.
And this face is just like so so

703
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:22.559
I wrote the same, like it
we end where we begin. Schwartz is

704
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:27.400
so stupid. But the funny thing
to me, I mean it's not funny.

705
00:45:27.400 --> 00:45:30.840
The sad thing to me is that
while he's saying he's like, but

706
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:35.079
you know, like that I am
totally single, right, Like you get

707
00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:37.360
that, like you know that I
totally sleep with other people like all the

708
00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:42.079
time, right, And she's like, yeah, no, I get it.

709
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:46.039
I totally get it. Cool.
Cool, but like we get along

710
00:45:46.119 --> 00:45:50.679
like so great, right, like
we're like ah, we laugh and like,

711
00:45:51.079 --> 00:45:52.679
you know, we like love to
have sex with each other and like

712
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:58.000
so like from my perspective, like
we should totally like grow all together,

713
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:01.519
right, yeah, are you really
all the gross old ugly h yeah?

714
00:46:01.559 --> 00:46:06.039
And he's like, uh, you
know, it's like holding a ball,

715
00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:07.880
a tennis ball behind a dog's head
because he just looks like, wait,

716
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:14.840
what did I get? He's like
I'm giving and she's like exactly, yeah,

717
00:46:14.880 --> 00:46:20.079
so what's the problem. And he's
like, oh, have I been

718
00:46:20.079 --> 00:46:23.840
giving you mixed messages? And she's
like uh kind of. And then that

719
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:27.000
was so sad and she was like
I want to call my dad. Like

720
00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:29.559
that just made me so sad for
her when she had to leave the scene.

721
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:34.719
Yeah, well, she's like,
well he's like, oh wow.

722
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:42.119
What I'm starting to think is like
maybe like us spending like all of our

723
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:46.199
time together and like having sex like
every day and like totally getting it off,

724
00:46:46.280 --> 00:46:51.920
Like maybe we should like should we
spend less time together? And she's

725
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:54.480
like yeah, how about no time
together? How about we should see each

726
00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:59.320
other? And then she goes,
okay, I just read he just did

727
00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:01.079
not care in that kind of it, Like didn't even dawn on him that

728
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:05.159
she meant that when she doesn't mean
it, of course, but like,

729
00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:07.599
yeah, that was that was right. Like he's like, all right,

730
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:10.519
I guess going from I love you. It's gonna be hard, though,

731
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:15.039
Joseph, because I say I love
you every day and we do have great

732
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:19.760
sucks like ever see you and who's
good? I need a roommate now because

733
00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:22.480
we do live together. Yes,
And then she's like, I'm leaving.

734
00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:28.320
I have to call my dad,
and he goes, Joseph, did you

735
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:32.280
leave? Like noah, it's just
like, oh my god, the nail

736
00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:37.639
in the coffin is just like jo
like he just doesn't get it and he

737
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:39.199
doesn't care as much as he's barely
getting off the couch, he's like,

738
00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:44.159
no, wait a minute, come
back. Oh I guess you're not gonna

739
00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:47.719
come back, so I'm just gonna
have a beer, Like wait, no,

740
00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:52.239
don't go calm back. Uh huh
Joseph, Oh no, because he

741
00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:55.480
knows she's not going anywhere right,
No, because she wants to be in

742
00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:59.159
the show too. She's about the
show, and I think she's really a

743
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:01.119
nim and I think you been lying
to her. There's all kinds of things

744
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:04.880
that are going on, and none
of them are good. No, No,

745
00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:08.159
I don't think we're left with any
heroes. No. But one positive

746
00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:12.960
thing is we had no Lisa on
this episode. Wasn't that nice? That

747
00:48:13.119 --> 00:48:19.360
is true? Lisa Ken? No
Ken, Well, Ken's his scooter broke.

748
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:30.639
I don't know who's Joseph was talking
about Joseph about it, I go,

749
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:34.840
I can't wait for Lisa though,
to talk about how Tom Schwartz is

750
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:37.400
such a great guy, and like, you know, who's this Joe Anyway,

751
00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:40.280
She's just some hole that wants to
be on the show. She always

752
00:48:40.360 --> 00:48:44.800
kind of she does take these guys
member with Kristin. I mean I By

753
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.199
the way, I accidentally watched a
little of The Valley again. No,

754
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:51.800
thank you. That is the worst
thing I've ever really put into my I

755
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:54.800
don't think I've seen a worst show. I have heard though, that the

756
00:48:54.920 --> 00:49:00.599
new vander Pump Villa is not bad. I may have to check it out.

757
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:02.639
Wow, I'm not gonna make you
cover it. No, you're more

758
00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:07.119
invested in these people. I guess
no, they're different. People started over.

759
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:12.840
It's like a villain they rebooted.
Oh in like I want to say

760
00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:17.079
France somewhere anyway. I mean,
they're not French. They're just doing like

761
00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:22.440
some sort of summer thing, right, Yeah, and I can't watch Summerhouse

762
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:25.199
either, I've tried. Before we
go, let us say hi to our

763
00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:29.519
people. Yes, please, we
have friends that we want to say hi

764
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:35.039
to. And their names are Don
Lee and Cassie Wadsworth and Sarah Baker and

765
00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:39.480
Jenny Harden and Jane McMurray and ann
Yarborough take it, and Shelley Clavier,

766
00:49:39.599 --> 00:49:45.039
Shery Shannon, Lauren Barnes, Tama
Adams, Shrey Singer, Randy may Ames

767
00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:49.480
and Pollie Paullie. I'm gonna call
him Polly Paullie, Souley Sullivan. I

768
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:52.800
love him. Yeah, don't forget
about is Shon Vajpay. Who wants you

769
00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:57.320
guys to know about the Rotary Club, Shan if you want to switch it

770
00:49:57.360 --> 00:49:59.760
to something else, like, just
let us know if you want to.

771
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:02.440
But in the meantime, the Rotary
Club is really great and it's a cool

772
00:50:02.519 --> 00:50:07.400
organization and you can do a lot
for your community just by like going to

773
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:13.519
their meetings. And also Jamie val
is plugin spitfire Social, which is her

774
00:50:14.239 --> 00:50:17.920
company which will help you make TikTok
videos. It will elevate your business,

775
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:23.039
your smaller medium business to the next
level through use of social media advertising.

776
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:28.840
And she's a really good She's been
doing this a long time. Also was

777
00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:34.039
fitfiresocial dot com? Ye one.
Yes. Also, my friend Adam Lerner

778
00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:38.039
is a car broker. His website
is called Adam's goot acar dot com and

779
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:42.480
if you're in California, this is
a free service. He gets his money

780
00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:46.199
from kickbacks from the dealerships, but
he doesn't he's not in cahoots with the

781
00:50:46.239 --> 00:50:51.440
dealerships. He's pitting them against each
other. So if you don't like to

782
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:54.760
try to negotiate for a car,
and who does. Adam loves it.

783
00:50:55.320 --> 00:50:59.280
He thrives on it. And if
you could you find yourself the best deal,

784
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:01.199
he'll beat it. He'll find you
a better deal, or he'll just

785
00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:05.519
educate you about cars. So,
Adam's got a car. And also do

786
00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:08.480
you want to tell him about Nancy? Yes, So our friend Nancy Buckenham

787
00:51:09.119 --> 00:51:14.199
has an Etsy store and she sells
toads and travel mugs, journals, hand

788
00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:17.000
towels, and they all like they
have her original artwork printed on them,

789
00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:21.800
and it's really beautiful stuff. It's
unique. She does it herself, so

790
00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:24.800
it's stuff you've never seen and they
make such good gifts. You can find

791
00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:30.760
her at Etsy dot com, slash
shop slash n Buckenham Design so that's N

792
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:36.920
B U C K E n H
A M Designs, and that's where you

793
00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:39.360
can find all this really cool stuff. Again, great gifts. Yeah,

794
00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:45.119
and guys, don't forget that we
have more episodes of Quiet on the set.

795
00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:51.039
We're covering Drake, all things Drake
and what happened with him and what

796
00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:53.679
happened you know, the whole situa. Yeah, where are they now?

797
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:59.079
And also, yeah, if you
haven't listened yet on Patreon, do we

798
00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:02.000
do two full episode it's about Dan. No, we just did the one.

799
00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:07.239
Oh we do an episode about Dan
and then also about the horrific people

800
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.440
that were being hired, yes by
Nickelodeon. So those are two different episodes.

801
00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:15.199
You can get all of them all
in one deal. Just go to

802
00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:19.199
our Patreon. Yeah, Patreon dot
com, slash rose Pricks. It's five

803
00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.159
dollars a month, and you'll get
all the back episodes and everything that we're

804
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:24.119
doing on Quiet on the set,
and all of our Golden Bachelor. If

805
00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:28.079
you want to go back and listen
to the Golden Bachelor, it's all there,

806
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:35.480
all right, guys. Bye bye,