1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:09,519 The Baby Snug Shawl starring Fanny Bryce as Baby Snugs, with Hanley Stafford as 2 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:23,800 Daddy and brought to you by Toms Martha. Well, hello everyone, this 3 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,839 is Don Wilson. How fast do you drink your morning coffee? Ten seconds? 4 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:33,520 Fifteen? You don't know, ah, but your stomach does. Because 5 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:38,039 those hasty swallows of coffee and orange juice you gulped down on the run often 6 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:42,240 bring on acid, indigestion and heartburn. So right after breakfast, try taking 7 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:47,320 a couple of tombs. See how fast toms soothe and comfort acid upset stomach. 8 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:51,600 See how much better you feel? All morning long? Get tombs tonight? 9 00:00:52,079 --> 00:00:56,759 Still only ten cents a roll, three roll package a quarter everywhere tums 10 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:07,359 Toms for the tummy. And now the Sycamore Terrace and the Higgins family. 11 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,280 Well, Easter is almost here, and with it the new outfits for that 12 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:17,200 stroll down the avenue on Easter Sunday. Ah, but Easter finery costs money, 13 00:01:17,239 --> 00:01:22,599 and money is what poor Daddy Higgins is always without. Having been victorious 14 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:25,879 in the battle with Mummy who wanted the new Easter outfit, He's just started 15 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:32,079 the second one with Snugs. Why can't I haven't lost out seek Oh first, 16 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,319 mummy, now you well, if you must know, I don't have 17 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:40,920 the money. My job doesn't offer that kind of remuneration. What what you 18 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:46,680 said remuneration? Look, it's time you learn a new would tell me what 19 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:55,359 do I carry home every Saturday night? Hm? Hmally, I mean my 20 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:00,000 paycheck? It's all spent. Well, Pamela richag is getting a new Easter 21 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:06,120 outfit from my one one two? Oh, so that's it. Well, 22 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,199 Pamela's father happens to be a banker. I don't have his kind of money. 23 00:02:09,719 --> 00:02:14,719 What kind do you have? I don't mean it that way. We 24 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,680 have to say money, But he has a whole lot more, min An't 25 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:23,479 you smart enough to be a banker? I am smart enough. I'm just 26 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:28,120 not lucky. I never got the opportunity. Well, mommy says, since 27 00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:34,159 you and she got married, you passed up every opportunity. I wish i'd 28 00:02:34,199 --> 00:02:40,520 passed up that one too. Forget Pamela and new Easter clothes. Well, 29 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,240 if you was a banker, would you have likes of money too? Of 30 00:02:45,319 --> 00:02:49,199 course? Well why do you get to him? I need to be a 31 00:02:49,199 --> 00:02:55,039 banker. Why didn't you get to be a banker by lending other people money? 32 00:02:55,520 --> 00:03:00,439 Is that how you become a banker? Yes, it is. Then 33 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,439 you're worried, or rover, I can fix it for you. How to 34 00:03:04,479 --> 00:03:10,319 be a banker? Oh? How lend me thirty dollars? A banker lends 35 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:15,919 out thousands of dollars? All right, I'll lend me thousands. Will you 36 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,479 please stop bothering me? Well? I want to look as nice as Tama, 37 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,039 honey this Sunday. Look, honey, I just can't afford it. 38 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:27,680 What if Pamela does have nicer clothes? Does that make her happier than you? 39 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,439 Ma sure that it does not? Well, how do you know how 40 00:03:30,479 --> 00:03:37,719 happy I am? Snooks? You mean you aren't happy? I cried might 41 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:44,120 sleep all last night. Oh you didn't. I thought my low heart would 42 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:49,159 break? Why, snooks, honey, I didn't know, honest, I 43 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:53,639 didn't. What made my baby cry in her little bed? There's a spring 44 00:03:53,759 --> 00:04:02,159 busted in my mouth? I was talking about happiness. Look, run along 45 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:06,759 and forget clothes. I'm broke, all right. I guess Pamuel will ride 46 00:04:06,759 --> 00:04:13,120 about us being poor white ash. Hey wait a minute, Pamela said that, 47 00:04:13,719 --> 00:04:15,759 yeah, and she laughed and said, you're too poor to buy me 48 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:21,720 new clothes. Oh she did, well, we'll just show her. All 49 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:26,040 right, We're all going to have new exter outfits. I'm going to do 50 00:04:26,079 --> 00:04:29,240 something I've never done before. What's that? You and I are going right 51 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:32,079 down to mister Richardson's bank and try to get a personal loan of three hundred 52 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:46,360 dollars. Come on, well, mister Richardson, we'll see me in a 53 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,199 few minutes about my loan. Snookes, So stay right here, See daddy, 54 00:04:50,639 --> 00:04:55,439 look at that man over there behind the boys? What about it? 55 00:04:56,079 --> 00:05:00,680 What's she in for? He's not in for anything. He's a teller. 56 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,800 He's a tower. Yes, can I go over in a lesson? A 57 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:11,399 teller is a person in a bank who takes in and pays out money. 58 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:15,199 He doesn't tell things now, and I'll be quiet. What's all those windows, 59 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:19,639 Daddy? There's so many young them? I know we'll all banks have 60 00:05:19,759 --> 00:05:24,839 them. There's a paying window, or receiving window, loan an interest window, 61 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:29,639 Christmas fund window. Well, where's the one? Uncle Lowie always goes 62 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:39,879 to Uncle Louis, which one is that? The two window? Look? 63 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,600 You don't find two dollar windows in banks. You only find them at racetracks. 64 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:47,680 Why because a bank isn't like a racetrack. Well, what's the difference. 65 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:50,600 There's a big difference. The money a man puts in a bank his 66 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:56,600 wife spends at least at the racetrack he gets to watch the horses. Will 67 00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:59,959 you please, mister Richison, will see you now? Oh, come on 68 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:04,920 the gad door right over there, Thank you, I mean, oh, 69 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:09,800 hello, mister Richardson. How do you do? Mister Higgins. This is 70 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,560 my little daughter, Snookes. She and your daughter are great little pearls. 71 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,680 You know that's right. I love Pamela. Well, I'm certainly glad to 72 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:23,040 hear that I was afraid that Pamela because spoiled and conceded that nobody could like 73 00:06:23,079 --> 00:06:28,959 her. Yeah, you can say that again. I agree with it. 74 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,399 No apologies necessary, mister Higgins. I realize that I have pampered Pamela too 75 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:38,519 much for her own good. She's inclined to act superior to people. But 76 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:43,360 I guess I just love her too much. I love it too. I'm 77 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:47,879 just mad about it. But I suppose I shouldn't. You shouldn't know, 78 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:55,480 all right, And let's hate it anyway, mister Richardson, in view of 79 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,879 our daughter's mutual friendship. I felt you might think me coly business like if 80 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:04,680 I didn't come to you personally for what I need. Just what do you 81 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:11,040 need, mister Higgins Alone? A small loan? Yeah, just a teeny 82 00:07:11,079 --> 00:07:15,839 weenie loo alone. Oh I see, well, mister Higgins, in spite 83 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:18,879 of our mutual friendship, I still must adhere to banking policy, which, 84 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:23,199 as I'm sure you know, makes it necessary to check with the condition of 85 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:27,879 all people who borrow money. You gotta check Downy's condition. Yes, tell 86 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:30,839 me, mister Higgins, do you have collateral? Oh? No, all 87 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:36,160 he has a little signage club snoops. Please, your help isn't helping me 88 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,959 at all. Look, mister Richardson, the reason I need money is because 89 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,279 I don't have collateral. I'm just plain broke, and I need three hundred 90 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:48,639 dollars for easter outfits for the family. But I've got a steady job easter 91 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:54,879 outfits. I hardly consider that a worthy reason for my risking an unsecured loan. 92 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:58,279 But mister Richardson, I'm sorry, mister Higgins. Policy is policy. 93 00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:03,879 Well, they're goal our easter outfits. Gee, I guess we're going to 94 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:09,360 be poor, just poor white trash like Paula said, just a minute, 95 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:13,680 my daughter said that. Famela said that. Family said Dad, She said, 96 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:18,279 my daddy couldn't buy me a new East outfit like like she's getting. 97 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:24,199 Mmm, mister Higgins, I have I have reconsidered for reasons of my own. 98 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:28,160 I'll lend you the money. Come in first thing tomorrow morning. We'll 99 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:33,000 arrange the loan. Why why thank you mister Chison. Gee daddy, Now 100 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:50,240 we can all get new East outfits all until blame daddy. How come we're 101 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:54,200 going to shop right now at the department store. You ain't getting the money 102 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,159 till tomorrow. Because now that I know I'm getting it, I can go 103 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,799 ahead and charge everything. First, we'll buy you an easter bonnet right over 104 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,360 there. Come on, Oh, how do you do, sir? Something 105 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,200 for the little man? Yes, we'd like to see some of your easter 106 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:13,159 bonnets. Oh well, here's a charming little bonnet. Do you like it? 107 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:18,080 Little girl? M m, it's still playing? Could you put on 108 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:24,679 that pretty people? Why sure? And that sweet all bunch of daisies all 109 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:30,320 right? And that beautiful little red rose is fine? There we are. 110 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:37,840 Oh that's just a pretty good Shall I wrap it up? No? I 111 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:48,120 hate it don't start getting difficult. But I don't like it. Don't worry, 112 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:52,279 sir, I have loads of patients, just loads. Oh I know. 113 00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:56,279 How about this little green bonnet? You know, green like spring and 114 00:09:56,399 --> 00:10:01,720 nature things, budding birds on the wing. And it's such a pretty shaded 115 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:07,600 green, Yes, isn't it. I never thought such a pretty shaded green, 116 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:11,279 neither of us. There's only one thing I wish. What's that? 117 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:20,879 I wish it was red. I'm afraid she is a bit difficult. Yes, 118 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,960 I'm beginning to think it isn't going to be so easy to please this 119 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:28,879 little miss. Little miss as far as my wife and I am concerned, 120 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:35,919 this is a big miss. Oh, nothing, nothing, I guess you'd 121 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,919 better show her something else. Well, Unfortunately, as I said before, 122 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:46,200 I do have loads of patients. Now, how about this flat straw with 123 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:50,879 a big old fashioned black velvet bowl. I don't like it. It looks 124 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,279 like a flying sort. Well, you look strange enough to be coming out 125 00:10:56,279 --> 00:11:03,440 of one. It's really very pretty. Well, I don't care. I 126 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:09,480 don't like it. Look, will you please make up your mind? Gee? 127 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,559 Why are you getting mad? I thought you said you had load your 128 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:20,120 patience. I do, but you're making me dump my whole load. No, 129 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:28,559 well we'll try again, shall we say? How about this bonnet here? 130 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:33,519 Oh? That is now at last, But I want a lot of 131 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:37,679 more stuff on it. I want a real Easter bonnet. Well I mean, 132 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:43,440 well, what sort of the what sort of stuff do you mean? 133 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:50,279 Well? Put on that chocolate Easter bunny there, chocolate on a hurt, 134 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:56,320 yeah, yeah, oh, put it on anything to please her? Well, 135 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:03,879 all right, and put on someone the marshmallow eggs on a head. 136 00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:15,240 Yeah, and some of them little candy chickens on a hat. Yeah. 137 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,679 Well, frankly, I think it's getting a little loaded, and I wish 138 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:26,080 I were too. Is there anything else you want on it? Yeah? 139 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:37,120 Springing some of the jump. Well, there you are on your head. 140 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,399 You now have a chocolate Easter bunny, two marshmallow eggs, yeah, three 141 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:46,360 kay chicks, a handful of jelly beans. Yeah? That will that be 142 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:52,399 it? Fine? Shall I wrap it up now? I'll eat it here. 143 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,320 Well, here is between you and me. We put in quite an 144 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:07,639 afternoon of shopping. Well, you know me, since I got your call 145 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,000 to go ahead and charge a new East Drop that I was off like a 146 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,559 flash. I'm sure glad Richardson. Okayed that loan for me tomorrow morning. 147 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,480 By the way, where's Snooks? Oh? She couldn't wait to show it 148 00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:18,519 off to Pamela Richardson. The way Pamela's been picking on her. She couldn't 149 00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:26,120 resist attempting. Oh here she is now? Mmm, why Snook's honey? 150 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:31,080 What's wrong? Yes? What is it? Dear Tamler said? I still 151 00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:35,480 look like white crash? Oh she did, did she? She shouldn't get 152 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,279 away with a thing like that. She didn't. I punched right in the 153 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:45,399 nose. That's pot. Oh, No, my loan, my poor loan. 154 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:50,159 There it is. That has to be Richson. Hello, mister Richardson. 155 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,799 Oh so you know who it is? Higgins. Mister Richardson, are 156 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,919 you mad at me? The whole three hundred? What couldn't she just be 157 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,399 mad at me? A hundred fifty dollars worth? Higgins? Since you seem 158 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:05,000 to know the reason for my call, any further conversation is unnecessary, And 159 00:14:05,159 --> 00:14:09,159 don't show up tomorrow morning thinking I'll change my mind because I won't. Goodbye, 160 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:13,600 miss Higgins. It's not tied whip you right now except for one thing. 161 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:18,320 Hm, you love me? No, I don't want to rump at 162 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:35,399 your new dress. It's going back. Say, don mind if I park 163 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,559 here for a while. Why who you're hiding from? Well, I'm not 164 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:41,759 hiding. It's my birthday and I can't bear to look at the fancy food 165 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,080 my wife is fixing. It gives me acid indigestion. I've got the wrong 166 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,919 idea, my friend. Go home and enjoy yourself. I mean, tuck 167 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,360 into the banquet and enjoy your food. Put my acid indigestion, take thumbs 168 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,679 and forget it. Tombs instantly start to settle and soothe the way the nagging 169 00:14:56,759 --> 00:15:01,159 distress of over acid stomach. We leave a heart burn, and you're feeling 170 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,320 fine again in no time. Hey, Don Wilson, that's for me, 171 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,120 you bet. Toms are for all of you good people who want to eat 172 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:11,120 what you like without a moment's fear of acid indigestion. But wait a minute, 173 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,879 how much do Tom's cost. I'm not a millionaire, you know. 174 00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:18,279 Toms are still only ten cents a roll, and a million dollars couldn't buy 175 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,000 you more glorious relief from acid indigestion than Tom's give you for a dime. 176 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:26,919 What's more, when you buy the big economy box. You get twelve ten 177 00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:31,399 cent rolls of Tom's for only one dollar. Get Tums tombs for the tummy 178 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:41,720 tonight. Well, it looks like the Higgins family is not going to have 179 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:46,039 a happy Easter thanks to Snooks. When she punched Pamela in the nose, 180 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:50,080 she punched Daddy right off of three hundred dollars loan for easter clothes. At 181 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:54,320 the moment, he's telling his woes to his next door neighbor, Randolph Conquer. 182 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,320 Yeah, come call the clothes we charge. You'll have to go back. 183 00:15:56,559 --> 00:16:02,080 Say that is tough unless I can range alone somewhere else. Oh, 184 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,399 you're going to try to get another loan? Huh? Look, higgy, 185 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,559 we've been friends for a long time. Yes, uncle, Yes, And 186 00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:11,279 whenever we're in trouble, we always come to each other, don't we. 187 00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:15,320 Right, And now there's a cash problem. Yeah, come on, uncle, 188 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,840 say what you're going to say? All right, if you get the 189 00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:25,320 loan, would you split it with me? I thought you were going to 190 00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:27,279 lend me the money. I would, but I'm too broke from buying easter 191 00:16:27,399 --> 00:16:30,399 up fits myself. And on top of that, Martha just clipped me for 192 00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:34,440 my last twenty to pay a beauty parlor bill. I know what you mean. 193 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,840 I just wish I had the fortune vera spends on face creams alone. 194 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:44,519 Well, it's actually a necessary expense, higge as I see if there's one 195 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,080 big factor that makes women spend all that money on their face or really, 196 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:55,840 what factor is that? Imax? Oh stop, this is a serious problem 197 00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:59,080 to me when now look, you've been working for weenies for almost take Maybe 198 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,799 he'll inje of the money. I've never even been able to get a raise 199 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:03,319 out of him. Will he might not be as hard as you think. 200 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:07,000 Tell him how much it means to your wife and children. In fact, 201 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:12,160 takes looks down there to help you play any sympathy, Say that's worth a 202 00:17:12,279 --> 00:17:17,160 try. Sure the old skin flint might not have the heart to turn down 203 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:30,000 a child. I'll get a hold of Snooks right now, mister weimish you 204 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,200 will see us in a few moments. Snooks, now, do you remember 205 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,400 what I want you to tell him? I think so? Well, Just 206 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,279 to be safe, I'll run over it with you once more. Hmm. 207 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,759 My father has worked hard for you for the better part of a decade. 208 00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:49,880 You got that so far. Let's hear it. My father has worked hard 209 00:17:51,000 --> 00:18:02,119 for you, and the better part of him is decayed. That is decade. 210 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:04,480 Now, let's get home with the rest. During that time, he 211 00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:08,079 has asked nothing of you, and now he's miserable that he has to stand 212 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:11,519 and face you for a loan. Let's hear the whole thing, all right, 213 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:17,240 My daddy has worked hard for the better part of a decay. Go 214 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:21,960 on, during that time, he has asked nothing of you and has had 215 00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:27,839 to stand your miserable faith alone. Forget the whole thing. Just keep in 216 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,920 mind that I need money and you were here to play on his sympathy. 217 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,640 All right, day, all right, Higgins, come on in, Oh 218 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,720 thank you, mister Weish. Come on, sirs, Higgins. Why did 219 00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:42,599 you have to bring that little pest with you my body? Nobody, mister 220 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:47,400 Mish. I'll gest it in the corner and play with your mean cat. 221 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:56,400 My mean cat. Your daddy told me you had a sour pussy. Oh 222 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,359 wow, she she really didn't hear me say that, mister? Never mind, 223 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,519 Higgins, never mind, What is it you want to talk to me 224 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:07,119 about? Well, mister Weimish, I've worked for you for a long time 225 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:11,279 now, and I've never asked much. Well, it's mutual, Higgins. 226 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:15,319 You've never done much, but I've tried, and now I need help, 227 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,319 and you're the only one I can come to. I need a loan of 228 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:25,240 three hundred dollars. Three hundred dollars that's a lot of money, Higgins. 229 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,880 Of course, if it's for an emergency, I might consider it. On 230 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,599 the other hand, if it's for something foolish like Jackson in the shipping department 231 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:37,480 wanted one hundred dollars advance just to buy some Easter clothes. Yeah, ridiculous. 232 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:44,960 Naturally I turned him down. Oh naturally, Well, what's your start? 233 00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:55,599 Well sor we need some time to change it? Well, the reason 234 00:19:55,680 --> 00:20:00,640 I need the money is it's on account of Via. You see, she's 235 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:07,160 sick. Oh, she's very sick, sick of what I'm willing the same 236 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,799 old fast. This is no time to joke about your mother's illness, for 237 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,799 which we need the money. Get it? Oh yeah, poor mommy? 238 00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:21,319 Four for sic. Oh yes, mister Whemish. Just this morning I took 239 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:25,599 Viera's temperature and it was one hundred and five. One hundred and five, 240 00:20:25,839 --> 00:20:32,279 and that was in the shade too. Does sound serious O? It is, 241 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,519 mister Whemish. The doctor says she'll need an operation, and that's why 242 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:40,960 I need the three hundred dollars. Yes, you'll need an operation. Well, 243 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,119 snooks Lancelot. I'm very sorry to hear this. What are they going 244 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,880 to operate on? VERA four appendix? Colstones? I love the appendix. 245 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:53,559 Appendix a golf stone once more? Maybe we can come out to get it. 246 00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:59,759 Hey, guns, what's going on here? Well? You see she 247 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,319 has both appendix and golston. Oh well, an appendix isn't serious, but 248 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:10,119 a gall bladder is another thing. Are you sure she has stones? Oh? 249 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:21,279 Yeah. When she sits down she raffles something. Well, Higgins, 250 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,880 under these circumstances, I can see you do need money. Oh yes, 251 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:30,039 mister Weebish. How do you know that three hundred will be enough? Will 252 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:34,599 three hundred be enough? Well, because that's all the east to outfit course, 253 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:41,039 you know the out court outfits. So, Higgins, you wanted the 254 00:21:41,079 --> 00:21:44,400 money for clothes after all? Well, yes I did, mister Weebish. 255 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,640 Sir, I've worked for you for a long time and I thought you might 256 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,480 be willing to help me get a little joy out of live Higgins. I'm 257 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,839 going to help you with just one thing and that's out that door with my 258 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:08,119 foot. Now get up. Look I could cry too. It hadn't meant 259 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,599 for your hitting Pamela, I'd have gotten the money from mister Richardson. Now. 260 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,279 Look it's high time you learn to control your temple like I do. 261 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,640 For instance, when I was plenty mad, mister Wemish wouldn't lend me that 262 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,000 money. I felt like hitting him too. But do you know why I 263 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:30,359 didn't caught? You were powick. I just know how to control myself. 264 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:33,880 So instead I came home and used this piece of paper to let off my 265 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,200 steam. I wrote down every nasty thing I wanted to say to mister Weenish. 266 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:41,279 After that I felt better. He did, yes, And that's what 267 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,079 I want you to do hereafter. When you're mad at Pamela, write down 268 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,000 every nasty thing you want to say and write it just like a letter. 269 00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:51,720 After you get it down on a piece of paper, you'll feel better. 270 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,480 I think I'll feel better if I write this stuff down on my blackboard. 271 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,680 Why well, after I've finished writing, I could hit her over the head 272 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:03,519 with it. You're not going to hit anybody. You're gonna hold your temple 273 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:10,359 like I do. You understand you're going to have my control. What you're 274 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:17,920 going about? You scared me. We'll just remember hereafter no hitting, just 275 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:30,920 writing. I'll remember, daddy. Well, I thought, here's my dress 276 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,759 and hat. I'll wrapped up ready to go back, And here's mine. 277 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,640 My suit's in this box. I feel awful, so do I. I 278 00:23:37,759 --> 00:23:41,839 was really counting on attracting a lot of attention in that outfit. Now I'll 279 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,319 have to march in the Easter parade without a thing to wear. Ye. 280 00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:48,599 That way you'll attack even more, can't you. Oh you'll be quiet. 281 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,440 This is all your fault anyway, I'll get it. Hello, Oh, 282 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:59,200 Higans, this is mister Wish. Oh yes, mister Higgins. I just 283 00:23:59,319 --> 00:24:03,000 got through giving my kids are easter outfits. They were awfully happy and it 284 00:24:03,079 --> 00:24:07,319 made me happy. Then I got thinking about you, Higgins. I'm sorry 285 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,839 about this morning. That three hundred loan will be in the mail for you 286 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:18,279 in the morning. And happy Easter. Oh gosh, thanks a million, 287 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:22,440 mister Weebish. Goodbye, faroks. We can keep the clothes. You mean, 288 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,519 Webish's loaning is the money after all? Yes, trooks. You see 289 00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:29,920 there. If I told off mister Weebish instead of writing those things down, 290 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,960 on the paper, he'd never have given me the money. So you see 291 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,799 it really works. Well, I've been doing it too, Daddy. This 292 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,440 morning I got mad at Tamla again, so I wrote down every nasty thing 293 00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:47,440 I could think of, just like it wasn't matter, that's wonderful. Then 294 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:52,359 I mailed it. Oh no, those letters are just a little off, 295 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,240 Steve. You're not supposed to have mailed them. Well, I didn't know 296 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,319 that. I think you're gonna be mad at me. H. Well, 297 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:06,680 when I mailed my letter the Pamela, I also mailed the one you wrote 298 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:22,440 to mister Wienie. Oh yeah, oh hello, there snucks. What can 299 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,240 I do for you? Would you give me some candy? Mister Wilson, 300 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,440 I'm sorry he's spending a candy, but here, how would you like a 301 00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:33,720 shining new penny? I'd rather to have a old dime. Now, look, 302 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,480 young lady, time you realize money doesn't grow on trees. Well, 303 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,519 doesn't you have to earn it? All? These days? You have to 304 00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:45,559 earn a lot the way prices are increasing. See this paper here it says 305 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,720 even castor oil is going up. Yeah. Well, the only time cast 306 00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:56,440 the old body is me is when it's going down snucks. Why don't you 307 00:25:56,599 --> 00:26:00,799 try earning your spending money. I would if I could get a nice little 308 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:06,400 job like yours. Oh, you're right, mine is an easy job. 309 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,680 The easiest job in the world is selling tombs. Actually, I don't have 310 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:14,359 to sell thumbs at all. You millions of thumbs users are doing it for 311 00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:18,799 me. Sure you tell your friends how speedily toms relieve heartburn, ease away 312 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,680 the non distress of over acid stomach, help you feel better fast. So 313 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:27,200 they try tombs and pass the good news along to their friends, and I 314 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,160 say, thank you, friends, keep up the good work. Just be 315 00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:36,319 sure to add the price of thumbs has not gone up, still only ten 316 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:41,279 cents a row three year old package a quarter everywhere ask for tums, tombs 317 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:52,079 for the tummy, and now here snuts again, well snooks. Fortunately for 318 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,160 you, I was able to intercept that letter at the office before mister Weemish 319 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,680 got it. I'm glad, daddy, but you might have cost this not 320 00:26:59,759 --> 00:27:03,279 only our easter outfits, with my job as well. Yeah lucky I didn't. 321 00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:07,039 Then there wouldn't be any money to buy you any clothes at all. 322 00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:10,960 Yeah I have nothing to wear. Yeah, I'm lucky. It couldn't go 323 00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:15,160 outside and play boy, I sure am lucky, or go to school. 324 00:27:15,079 --> 00:27:21,839 I couldn't go to school. No gee, I know this luck couldn't last 325 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,880 and just knew it. Oh fine, good night, good night daddy, 326 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:37,839 and good night everybody. Mothers, for your husband or children are out of 327 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,720 sorts because they need a laxative. Don't add to their distress by giving them 328 00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:47,440 harsh drugs or pheno derivatives. Give them Nature's remedy, better known as NR 329 00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:51,920 tablets. N Our tablets are all vegetable. That's why they give such gentle 330 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:56,279 yet thorough relief. Why people feel fine after taking yet NR for adults, 331 00:27:56,599 --> 00:28:02,599 chocolate coated n our juniors for children and others whose requirements are less only twenty 332 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,160 five cents a box, money back if not delighted, and our tonight tomorrow 333 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:15,519 all right. The Baby Snug Show came to you from Hollywood and was produced 334 00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:19,319 by Arthur Stander and written by Bob Fisher and Arthur Stander. Cash for Eileen 335 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,839 Harris's Mummy, Frank Nelson, Alvi, Allman, Ken Christi, and Fred 336 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,359 Shields. Don't forget to listen to The Baby Snug Show every Tuesday at the 337 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,160 same time. This is Don Wilson reminding you the night and day at home 338 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:36,680 all away. Always carry tombs, t u ms, toms for the tummy. 339 00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:48,960 Now enjoy the Bob Hope Show tomorrow. 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