You know, everybody agrees. You know, Hamas is a cancer. Cancer
is bad. We hate cancer, nobody, nobody likes cancer. Cancer is
bad. But they're taking a stand against chemotherapy. You know what I'm saying.
It's like, hey, do your Bernie Sanders Bonnie Sindles. Okay,
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today's guest is Ami Kozak, who we have shown your videos I can't even
tell you how many times during our show, mostly your impressions, which we'll
get to in a little while. But you've recently been doing a lot of
commentary, political commentary about the situation in Israel, the horrible attack by Hamas,
and so I wanted to talk to you about that too. But also
you're a musician, so like, is there anything that you don't do?
I do? Uh? I'm also I mean I have a PhD in an
MD. I'm not practicing anymore, but I might go back. I'm Jewish,
I had to No, I'm kidding, but yeah, creative polymath of
sorts music. I've done music actually professionally for a longer amount of time.
It wasn't until I started doing social media pretty actively that I dove headfirst into
the comedy space. I mean, I was always socially having fun doing impersonations,
but I discovered the outlet for that through social media, which really kind
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TikTok is the place to be right like they just draws you in TikTok was
Mike Cake. TikTok was my gateway drug for sure, and then and i'd
been performing on stage as a musician, and I had only been I started
doing stand up over the past few years, you know, as I started
cultivating an audience online. And when you say you're a musician, you're a
bass player, right, the bass player and vocalist, singer, songwriter,
producer. I've written a lot of music that's been on film and television commercials.
I play in a band and we do a lot of original music that's
been used in film and TV as well. So I lived in LA for
about ten years. Moved back to the East Coast more recently. But while
I was very active in the music scene there and I still am. And
for people that are out there listening that the band is distant Cousins, yes
correct, Yes, distant cousins, yes so. And you know, we're
very, very familiar with all your impressions and we're obviously going to ask that
you do them towards later part of the show. But really, what's going
on right now in Israel has got you talking a lot, and it's understandable.
I mean, you are a Jewish person. You have family that like
goes way back and has experienced the Holocaust. I do as well. My
dad is also a Jew and so and I'm actually named after my great grandmother
who died at Treblinka, So I have that same shared history and say obvious
concerns. And you have been very, very outspoken, and before we get
into some of that, like, can you just talk about any if any
backlash that you're getting that you may not have expected or maybe that you did.
I think I fully expected it, you know. Yeah. Yeah.
In terms of numbers, I lost four thousand followers. Wow, which is
fine. Don't feel bad for me. I just find it funny, like
which people out there love Prince Harry Impressions, Jordan Peterson, Gary Vee and
Kamas. It's a strange, strange crossover, you know, and I think
it really speaks to the moral confusion that's out there more than the bad actors.
Of course, there's people who are simply hateful, anti Semitic, anti
Israel, and then there's a whole swath of people who I think are have
been persuaded by the narrative out there of Israel as the villain and what's going
on in Israel now as Israel Palestine. Palestine is the perpetual victim in Israel's
the perpetual of villain there, and you know, they've they've boughten into the
perversion of the language surrounding the conflict and don't really understand the history. So
you know, I think it speaks to a lot of them who maybe were
uncomfortable with what I was saying about. I stand by it, and it
wasn't. It wasn't. I have no regrets. It's made a conscious choice
to veer off of doing comedy and entertainment content because while I understood that,
like people don't follow me for that, and I got this, I had
this audience or this went well beyond politics for me obviously because it was personal.
This was a personal trauma that I was. I'm connected to a lot
of people there but also in Israel with family and friends going through it.
But also, you know, if you if you come to a point where
basic morality is at a clash, it's like on almost the civilizational level,
and you're seeing such a perversion of that, then comedy itself, art free
expression, those days are number two. If we don't all agree on certain
basic fundamental principles and that gets flipped on its head, then what's the point
in any of it? In a way, so I sort of felt like
you have to see the territory for a solid foundation in which any of this
discourse can occur, interfacing can occur for entertainment, and so I felt the
need to take that opportunity to say what I could about it. I feel
like you're doing a lot of educating, Like you're there. You know,
we've been using your videos in our morning live stream to educate because you're doing
such a phenomenal job about explaining, especially because we've showed just the other day
you're talking about what the occupation really is. How are you how do you
react to all of the Jewish people who are out in the streets right now
protesting on behalf of freeing Palestine? Like how does a Jew square that?
Well? I want to put this out there first off, like I don't
want to present myself as a scholar or of this subject per se, And
it wasn't my intention or forte to do necessarily this kind of advocacy online.
I sort of felt the need to simply relay my education and knowledge of the
subject my experience of living there, you know, I spent a year there
living there, and just it's important that people realize, like this isn't some
tribal allegiance thing. Yes, obviously it hurts personally when Israel goes through suffering
because I'm a Jew and I have friends and family there and a connection to
the people, the culture of the life, the religion, the community.
But that's not why I take the stand from an objective moral standpoint. So
I have my understanding of it as I see fit, and I'm trying to
honestly present questions and relay information to the best of my knowledge that I understand
it, you know. But I also don't want to step into a lane
that not that I'm self conscious about it, but like that's my intention when
I put out this stuff. As far as you know, I think there
is it goes very deep. The way I look at it. I think,
you know, perhaps in the furthest left circles you go, there is
this reaction when confronted with evil that it's so hard to process and accept that
when confronted with it, it's just easier to externalize it. It cannot be
that these people really exist that want to just kill Jews be because they're Jews.
There must be external forces involved, There must be war as simply an
ill on existence that exists without attributing accountability to the perpetuators of that and the
apologists for that. And I you know, there's the term useful idiots.
First of all, there's a masochism going on of people who simply I don't
know it, feel guilty for existing as Jews. But I also, if
I want to give them a little bit of a benefit of the doubt,
there's this sense that pacifism as a principle and it is the solution to aggression.
And that can't be the case because if you actually want peace, you
have to defeat those who don't want peace. There's active pursuit of violence and
aggression against you. And these people simply look at violence in any direction,
whether it's de self They basically are equating self defense and murder. It doesn't
matter who started what. Killing is killing and killing is wrong no matter what.
And I thought of this today, it's almost like they you know,
everybody agrees, you know, hamas is a cancer. Cancer is bad.
We hate cancer. Nobody nobody likes cancer. Cancer is bad. But they're
taking a stand against chemotherapy. You know what I'm saying. It's like,
but it's chemo that's hurt it. But you know, so cancer is bad.
It's gonna kill the patient. If we allow the cancer to spread,
it's gonna kill the patient. But chemotherapy also kills healthy cells. So we
cannot condone chemotherapy. It's wrong because you know, there's all these other cells
that don't have anything to do with the cancer. But you have to fight
the cancer. And this is just the choice based in reality. I think
the people who are good hearted and have empathy for people are just not basing
their positions in reality, where you have a situation on the ground and the
choices in war are bad and worse, and you have to prioritize your self
defense when people are committing atrocities and acts of violence against you initiating. I
mean, that's the key distinction. They're like, the cancer will spread if
we don't fight it. We have to do chemo, but the chemo makes
the patient sick and the optics are terrible and it's a terrible thing to witness,
but we have to kill the cancer. It's like, yah, yeah,
the cancer is bad. But no, we stand against chemotherapy, you
know. Like that's how what it sounds like to me when I hear them
talk about that we're against chemotherapy because it kills healthy cells too. And I'm
like, and I'm trying to downplay the tragedy of it. I'm saying,
you have to attribute your channel your rage and attribute the accountability to those who
cause this. Take just this week and a half for example, as it
as an isolated event in and of itself. Obviously, if you're just reviewing
the sequence of events, every single innocent person that's been killed Israeli and Palestinian.
They were alive on October fourth, fifth, and sixth. If you
value those human lives that have been lost, channel your outrage in the right
direction. What caused them to die, you know, and what brought this
on. So yeah, you'd say that you're not a scholar though, But
no, But man, but some of the videos that you put out would
be really useful at places like Harvard, you know, I mean because a
lot of like like a lot of the young people, because you talk about
the people who want to just externalize all the evil, right, I mean,
a lot of the people that I think that you're talking about, because
I immediately my brain goes to young people, younger people, because you know,
we're old broads, and so I think back, I said too quickly.
I'm sorry, no, no, no, but no, it's totally
fine. It's totally. I didn't pick up on that, by the way,
It totally it's okay, because I mean, I think because we've got
kids who are of college age or you know, I've got one that's thirteen,
she's got one that's getting ready to go to college. Then I have
some kids that are older, right, and so and so we've been through
the colleging and we and we see college kids who are just clueless, and
they don't they don't recognize evil when it is right there, you know,
just right there, staring him in the face. And I don't know why
that is. I mean, I guess we could probably do a whole we
could do a series of podcasts on that, right, we could talk about
why that is. But I have thoughts on that. I think that,
uh, you know, I've read a lot of Thomas soul I think this
is his quote. I'm not sure I could be wrong, maybe he was
quoting for some else, but there are some ideas that are so ridiculous only
an intellectual would say them or believe them. And there are ways to prefer
people's common sense of decency with these grand intellectual ideas. And there's a lot
of if you look at the history, the root causes of a lot of
atrocities, they stemmed from ivory towers and elite institutions guarded with bad ideas,
this idea of and in order to get large amounts of good hearted people to
believe them, what you have to do is convince them that what they're doing
is actually virtuous and good. You know, the people committing atrocities. There
are people who are psychopathics, sociopathic that would commit murder and atrocity no matter
what. And then there's people who would excuse that behavior or celebrate that behavior
because it's put into a framework of a distorted morality that what these people are
doing are actually is actually virtuous. And that's one of the most dangerous ideas
out there, and that's why there's this effort to dehumanize Israelis call them colonizers,
dehumanized Jews, and Nazi Germany call them vermin. You know, there's
this idea that we are purifying, we are you know, these ideas that
exist in intellectual circles, that permeate and are sort of perpetuated in academic circles,
like that is what creates this foundation for complete moral bankruptcy. And then
you have people to the point where they're ripping down posters of kidnapped kids,
and it's like, what side are you on here? Like what are you
talking about? So when you view things through those lens, and also not
judging people as individuals who are sovereign individual respect for individual rights, when you
rather look at people in collective groups, they're only part of these identities and
we're just part of these tribal actors. We're going to designate this one is
the oppressed, and this one as the oppressor. And how do we know
that this one is the oppressor because it's more prosperous, because it's more virtuous,
because they have a higher standard of living, they must be bad.
So the second you try to prove the point that Israel is more moral because
of how it treats its citizens, you almost push people who are anti Israel
away because their morality is based on the fact that to the extent to which
a society is morally superior and has better standards and principles, they're worse.
And to the extent that a society doesn't and doesn't respect visual rights and is
repressive, it's an oppressed society. It's better, you know, so until
you kind of try to I try my hardest to think about it and identify
those elements that are making people completely morally confused and perverted about that. But
it's a good point that you had about how so many good hearted, well
intentioned people can fall into this trap, because you know, we talked about
that, like a week ago, there was a tweet from Michael Knowles about
that equating clearly because clearly clearly but clearly that's what I say, clearly because
you know that's interesting because clearly you know you'll get there, You'll perfect that
one. I know you will. But but he talked about the the like
the symmetry now between BLM and this whole pro Palestine thing, and you know,
and I had reposted it just saying because it made me think about all
the people who I know personally who immediately posted the black Square during the George
Floyd hullabaloo, and I was like, don't you know that this organization is
a rift and they are openly Marxist, and yet you don't even care because
you're so caught up in wanting to feel good about the virtue signal. Yeah
on virtue single and put out your black square on your social media. All
of this reminds me of that it's the same sort of hyper Oh my god,
I gotta get a message out that makes me look like I care the
right way. And these are good people who I would hope now look back
at that and think, Wow, was I really snowed? And I have
to believe that there's lots of people in the Jewish community who are really taken
aback by the reaction of BLM, for example, who's been so cruel posting
the hang gliding pictures and all that. My god, yeah, you would
think, because it was a lot of Jewish people who stood up for BLM,
who are probably now like, wait a minute. Amy Schumer is one
of them. She's like, how come I stuck up for you? What
are you? Definitely a deep sense of betrayal. I'm sure the truth is
of IM being really it's hard to remove yourself from If I'm being really honest
with myself. I'm not exactly aware of and I'm not excusing anything. I
just in terms of to the extent that which BLM as an organization is this
centralized organization that has one message that it's putting out versus these different ones.
I want to try to make sure I'm just talking about that accurately. But
either way, the notion of I think it's I just think the notion that,
like, you know, excusing atrocity or apologizing for atrocity because it fits
a certain narrative of how you look at things is what you know. One
of the things that's clarifying and illuminating now is like in a lot of times
in the past when isra's been attacked, there's always this obfuscation, there's this
way to sort of hide the ball with what's going on. And what you're
seeing here is blatant celebration of Yah. Let's say take BLM Chicago. I
mean putting out that image is a blatant celebration and stand in solidarity with the
butchering and slaughter of men, women, children, and babies in the name
of liberal principles. I mean it's completely backwards. So a statement like that
isolate like just the BLM Chicago posts. When they put that out, you
know, it's very revealing, like where the anti Zionist movement stems and what
the stances, and it's easier to combat it when it's very crystal clear.
So that's the only silver lining I can draw is like they are deliberately calling
for the expulsion, you know, extermination of Jews and from the river to
the sea. That means all of Israel proper. These places that were attacked
were not disputed territories either. They were part of proper historical Israel. Even
if you want to go back to forty eight or whatever, these aren't in
disputed territories to begin with. This is not an effort for a free,
sovereign, prosperous Palestinian state. It's clearly an effort to just get rid of
a Jewish state. And that was just clear as day. And in whatever
movements we're putting out these things, you could see the thread of and the
thing I could see in common is the excusing of destruction of property, people
and individual rights violations for the sake of you know, some revolution resistance cause
because it falls under Remember we're attributing more based on those grounds and you're seeing
that thread, you're saying it in our elected leaders, you're singing it,
and people like Rashida Talib, I mean this woman was elected. It's separation.
I mean that's yeah, it's terrifying. It's absolutely terrifying. I mean
I was we were talking about that this morning, where if you would have
seen that during you know, World War two, the woman is is supporting
Nazis, right, It's like it's I feel like our country, we would
have been like, yeah, that's not okay, Well, well the way
it's funny, you're it's not. It's so it would be funny if it
wasn't so like frightening. You're seeing modern day holocaust paired with modern day Holocaust
denial paired with modern day Holocaust celebration. Yeah, at the same time,
you're like, you're you're al the worst crime against Juice's Holocaust is perpetuated,
then when we see the evidence of it, it's denied, and then the
evidence that you can't deny is celebrated. So my mom is coming to visit
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yeh, And I go and and I mean, I go back to the
education thing because like my daughter, I live in Texas. My daughter is
thirteen, told you that before she was doing something in school, long story
short, wanted to look up the Holocaust online at school. Was blocked.
She was blocked. Yeah right, she couldn't look it up. Why can't
you look that up? Why can't you look that up at school? Like
it's history? Right? Why aren't kids being taught history? Why aren't they
being taught history? Right? Well, that's the computer. The computer at
an elementary school. You know, you have to be careful, right,
because you don't want to be able to just type in any other things.
Well, I mean she's middle well she's middle school and she's thirteen. I
get it. I mean I understand there's certain things you can look up in
certain things you can't, but like to block like pretty much everything where like
the information, she couldn't look up anything, and she asked her teacher about
and her teacher said, yeah, that's probably not okay, I have any
other Holocaust education within the school or no. I mean, like she's she
was unable she had if anything, she had to just look it up here
at home cookies block in the bros. Ridiculous, you know what I mean.
It's like, But that's my point is that the nkies. Yeah right,
it's like what it all is in the cloud. Nobody understands the cloud.
I mean, but this, but this is the thing, is that
I they're not being taught history from the time that they're you know, kindergarten
through twelfth grade, and then when they get into college they're indoctrinated and so
like these kids are they don't get it, they just don't. And then
you end up with the kids at Harvard who are completely messed up. Who
I said that you probably they need to watch your videos. Yeah, I
think on I think online degrees are about to go way up, you know,
what I mean, or just trade school. I don't know, but
you're seeing this like and obviously look we're seeing the negative highlight reel of everything,
but at the same time, you know, it's enough people to be
super concerned about what I mean. There's a Columbia professor that published an article
in Middle East. I read it myself, and it celebrates a glorious day
that occurred on October seventh, and he's there and like, can you imagine,
like if you know, I don't know, take any example. A
school shooter went into a school, went into an African America school and shot
up a bunch of people who you know, hated minorities and committed an act
of violence against them, and somebody wrote an article at a liberal arts college
praising it. Oh, you know. So for some reason, when it's
Jews, when it's people put in this scenario, you know, for some
strange reason, there's this either like this, Oh it's complicated, I don't
know, it's contextualized, and yeah, before you know it, it's flipped
on its head and it's the Jews who are at fault for it. They
brought it on themselves. What have they been doing? So it's a lot
of old tropes that seem to come back. And I was not. Even
as a grandchild of Holocaust survivors, I always kind of, you know,
maybe it took for granted being comfortably in the United States. I had friends
who are little more of that Jewish anxiety parano you know, you never could
happen again. I'm like, come on, man, and I'm just like
I can't tell you, like as a Jew in the diaspora in America,
like I feel, really it's very It shakes you up to think like how
quickly it can turn and on a dime, and like feel a certain sense
I me and you look at like you know that all the footage from protests
in the UK basically not calling for a free Palestinian state alongside a Jewish state,
not calling for coexistence, celebrating Jewish slaughter unapologetically. So that's what the
movement is, That's what the liberation movements are all about. The Students for
Justice of palestin they weren't calling for like, you know, Palaestinie self determination,
Palestinian identity, a separate, autonomous Palestinian state to livelongside of Jewish state.
They were simply calling for the end of a Jewish state and the celebration
of the me of doing that by butchering innocent men, women and children.
So like, yeah, thank you for revealing yourself. You know, that's
exactly exactly you have. Do you have kids that are that are asking questions
about this kind of stuff, because I you know that, yeah, you
know for children, I do have little kids. I mean everything is new
for a kid, you know, and when everything is new, it's almost
in a way easier for them to see things in a little more clear terms
as opposed to like understanding the scale of things. I mean, they break
things down as like, you know, good guys, bad guys, people,
I know, whatever, And there's sort of a way they can process
it in the sense of a story, so you don't get into details that
you don't need to get into. And depending on the age of the child,
but uh, you just you know, you kind of can just make
your clear moral stances and you know, still a sense of pride in them
that you know, we're fighting for our rights to exist and thrive, and
obviously we have family members they're concerned about. But what they do pick up
on, there's no question, is just the utter distraction of their parents,
you know, like yeah, like on my phone constantly and I feel bad
about it, and they can pick up on that anxiety. Kids are very
emotionally intelligent and perceptive. They pick up on all of that. So you
don't want to like willfully hide too much. But you don't want to give
too much information either. That doesn't need that what that can cause like real
a sense of anxiety, you know, but you try to. Yeah,
so they're aware of what's going on. They have a lot of my teachers.
They have teachers who are there and friends who were there, and you
know, they know there's a war. You were earlier this week. You
were on a Fox News focus group or panel or whatever. Was that the
first time. I never expected to get on Fox and Friends for this.
I was supposed to, you know, I was going to do a segment
of Prince Harry during the coronation. That would have been fun. You know.
I always like to exist on the fun, lighthearted parts of life.
That's a fun, more fun place to be and uh, you know,
and in the end it was this that brought me there. But yeah,
I'd not been on Fox and Friends before. There was talk at one point
about coming on to do stick, which I probably will do at some point,
but many time duty calls, you know, So I was happy to
leve a voice to try to try to provide some utility and clarity in the
situation. Well you're I mean, you're like us that way, and that
we That is the whole purpose of our show is that we know we have
to deliver sometimes terrible news, but we do want to bring levity to our
audience and give them something to feel good about before they check out every day.
So to that end, let's talk about some impressions, shall we.
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it again. Ever, no, you have to do it again. Our
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Sanders speaking agent, Okay, Bernie, we got you. Yeah, Or
like Bernie's like second cousin, or is his mother Jewish? What are you
doing out there? Come on, say a little southing exactly cousin. They
just tried to kill him. Why do you say a little Joan Rivers mixed
with Bernie A little bit of that, A little bit. Yeah, I
love her. There is nothing that we love more than the Prince Harry.
I mean when you say how much you love your brother and you love your
family. We lose it every single time. We can't stand him. You
realize we can and I love my family, but apparently Jewish people are not
allowed to love that. Yeah, exactly right, that is hardfult. Also,
Miriam, why is your hot white? Yeah, it's a dig a
m It is a dim it is, clearly, Megan, it is.
I think you know, it's a dangerous time, not just for Israelies,
but for me and my family. It's a dangerous time, you know,
not just to be an israel fighting in Botasito. It's very dangerous. True,
It's very tangerous, very very true. I'm a refugee. I was
also kicked out of my home. Right, I can understand that, so
I understand the plots. I didn't realize that you do Trump actually really well,
oh my gosh, chicks on the right, folks, you're setting me
up. Good chicks on the right. You need a red hat. You
need to get a beautiful red hat, Miriam. Her grandmother's Jewish. My
grandbaby's a Jewish. Same thing, same thing. Skip a generation, folks,
a beautiful generation we have from the past the present. Everybody, millions
and billions of Jews. Chicks on the right they love me, and chicks
on the right. I have so many chicks. I've been with so many
beautiful chicks, different chickens, chicks. Stormy Daniels, she was a chick.
I don't know where she's from. Was she the right to the left,
she was everywhere? Folks. You remember that? You remember that?
Folks? Oh, my god, perfect, great, Yes, and you're
Jordan. You're Jordan Peterson. Yeah, phenomenal, that is so good.
Yeah. Any questions for Jordan Peterson? What do you do? Well?
You could actually what are you could go over some of your twelve rules for
life. You know. It's like, hmmm, I don't really like the
way the question is formulated, Like do you have your own twelve rules?
You have Ammi's twelve rules for life? Yes? Absolutely, you know.
It's like, well, I stand up straight with my shoulders back, But
the problem is I have a dad bod, So when I do that,
my gut sticks out, you know, and I can barely see my toes.
And you have to see your toes so you can know which direction you're
going so you can orient yourself properly. So it's a contradiction. If I
stand up straight with my shoulders back, I feel like a lobster. But
if I can't see my bloody toes, I don't know which way to go
to orient myself between the lines of ordering chaos. So yes, it's not
simple, it's not that's what I would see. Oh my, how do
you get ready? How do you first of all, choose who you're going
to impersonate? And has there been anyone that you wanted to impersonate that you
just couldn't master. I don't choose it. It chooses me. M there's
people that you can't Impressions are kind of like a puzzle piece, you know,
and if you can figure out it takes a second. Sometimes it's like
sometimes it's an easy puzzle piece. I'm like, Oh, so my kids
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no way I could ever do an Australian. There's words that help get you
into an accent, you know Australia. Yeah, like relationship. There's a
relationship there. You know, there's a relationship, and it's like you know,
and and and a lot of Australia since they really go up every every
sentence doesn't end like we end down, like we end a sentence down like
that, But in Australia, every sentence goes up in the air like that.
If you're gonna go to see the Diffrican Therian to the more like lock
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Gorton Bramsey like oh god, a Christ, oh my god, oh delicious,
delicious, love that delicious, very close to Prince Harry. That's delicious.
Yeah, lovely, lovely, lovely cooking a steak, lovely, lovely,
Oh wow, lovely, Oh smell that Chllatt's Llotts beans. Wie do
you do Simon Cowell? Actually I haven't. I haven't. I haven't broken
that one down. You know, there's like micro uh yeah, I haven't
done a Simon Cowell. That's a good one. Yeah, he said to
be really super mean, no for me. Yeah, impressions. Impressions are
very visual too. It's not just what you hear. It's like uh yeah,
actually yeah, Simon, So I'm gonna have an attempt. You just
have to put on a really tight T shirt to do that one. Yeah,
exactly, get some really tight aging and reverse, get a kid's T
shirt, put it on and then maybe that'll work. Yeah yeah, Simon,
No, I haven't tried that one. But there's like, you know,
it's almost like a light switch. Once it clicks, you're like,
you know, with Jordan, there's always, like I said, there's little
things that like put the puzzle piece in the right place, You're like bloody,
oh bloody well bloody no, no, I'm oh. And then I'm
not even like saying how do I do a Canadian accent? It's like not
not oh oh okay, And then if you if you slip out of it,
you're like, oh wait, that's what. What's he saying different?
Oh, you know where? And then you can kind of dissect it,
you know Canadian accents, you can you can get technical about it, but
it's less of a technical thing instinctually. Then you're like, oh, tongue
is in front of the teeth or behind the teeth, like left or left
the left? Oh my gosh. You may sound easy, but it's not
easy if you have to not easy. Also, I can embody people.
The impression is very visual, like, uh, well, Prince Harry is
very you are very very much in him when you're doing his impression. Uh
huh with the face Bernie Trump. I mean it's just a word and you're
still feeling it, folks. Very visual. It's very much what you see.
It's not just what you get. And these hands, I guarantee you
there's not a problem. Not a problem. He's gotten even he's gotten even
more gravelly lately, like and when he's talking about bbe guy. Trump is
really the worst in crisis because in crisis he still can't turn it off and
just do that sort of like calming prey. He's still like I called me,
what are you doing? Baby? What are you doing? It's terrible,
Like if Trump was your therapist, you know, Oh, it's not
terrible. That's a lot of trauma, a lot of trauma. I know
how to treat trauma. That's terrible. What happened to you? You don't
want to see me. I have millions and billions of patients that love me.
You don't have to come and see me, Papa, pill feel a
little better and call me in the morning. That is like, that's what
of your best wants. Oh, it's really really good. What do you
do a BB? But of course there'll be What are you talking about?
I just got the premise of your question entirely. Where the war? This
is what Israel will defend itself tirelessly, vigorously, relentlessly, and we are
not going to children, even though our enemies are willing to sacrifice theirs,
we are not ever going a responsibility. This is the I just said,
where is the path? This is a thriving, robust democracy. If we
do not institute this traditional form, our laws will become ussified. Oh my
god, I'm not expecting that at all. Phenomenal, phenomenal, AMMI,
Where can people follow you? Where would you like to direct them to learn
more about you, to get your music, to get your comedy. Yeah.
You can follow me online at a J. Dash Comedy or Amy Kozak
Official on Instagram, same account a J Dash Comedy on TikTok Instagram YouTube at
Ami Kazak on Twitter, and stay up to date. Uh be launching a
new podcast soon and stay up to date on that as well. It's been
such a treat today, it really has. You are a joy to talk
to. Everybody follow him in all the places. I think we successfully modernize
the conversation. Yes, totally did Yes, thank you so much.