Well, well, well, good Monday morning, Metroplex. It's the morning
of a game seven Houston versus Texas. What a night. We're all still
recovering. Probably I didn't get out of sleep about you, guys. Kevin
Turner with Danny Baylis, Mike's Roy and J. J. Jackson producing the
show today, taking your calls two one four eight seven seven eight seven one
If you're the crazy guy with the painted face in Houston at the time of
the Adoli Scarcia Grand Slam colin, A lot of stuff to get into today
involving the Rangers and much more. Man, Hi, Kevin, it was
a tough one for you last night, Mike, ause you watched two games
with Dolphins plays and Sunday Night football. Yeah, it'sn't know if it was
tough, that's hard, man. My interest was leaning toward Dolphins until the
last about three innings, and then my interest kind of swapped over And honestly,
I don't even recall the end of the damn Dolphin game. Now they
gave up another touchdowns. They're down two touchdowns just a few minutes ago,
so like that's probably helped all that. But I was very locked in two
Rangers when it mattered most. For sure, every time I saw an Eagles
play, as I looked over on my tiny TV, they were just bulldozing
Jalen Hurts into the ground. They did it at least five times, four
or five times. They need to stop. Well, I agree they need
to stop, like right now today because I'm pissed at seeing it last night.
But I don't know why legally you could present all that much of a
case for it needing to stop. Take at the shot at the end zone.
Stop being a bunch of weenies. Okay, that's not a good I
think it is good argument. Stop being wienies. Stop being the best team
in the NFL. Just because you think it's a bad argument, does it
mean it's a bad argument. I saw your setup? Yeah, what do
you think? On Twitter? Yeah? Yeah, so you got the TV
going big screen in front and then were you just watching Rangers on your lappie?
Yeah, unlappie. Did you ever switch over at halftime at the Cowboys
game? I swapped them, had the halftime on mute on the laptop,
which I didn't care about, just waiting for it to start, and then
full send Rangers on the big Boy. Who a lot of people did send
me as a response to that tweet. There comras set up and it's interesting.
I wonder, what what do you all? You have double capabilities KT?
Yeah? TV. Yeah, I have a tiny TV that's at the
size of that one in the corner over there that will Amazon Fire TV.
I put it on my Yetti cooler and move it closer so I can see
it. I can't see that far. Yeah. Then I've got normal TV
that's about the size of the ones in this studio and definitely bigger than a
thirty two inch but not bigger than a seventy inch that big boy at mine,
it's seventy five, damn. And the room's not that big it is.
I still love it. I've had it for four or five years and
I love it. It's huge, doesn't It doesn't feel like too much.
No, if anything, I was like, I could probably get another four
or six inches out of this room. It's like a movie theater and I'm
in heaven. I've never had that my whole life. Like the and that's
not like the best TV. Again, it's probably six years old. But
the TVs are affordable. Weirdly, boy, they are there. You know
why? Because they're disposable because I bought mine like six years ago, six
seven years ago, and it needs to be replaced. What size you got,
like, it's not Hugh fifty fifty five? Maybe? Gross? Gross.
That's probably what I have a hard time doing double duty, you know,
because sometimes you want to have two football games going on at once,
and I'll do the laptop thing, and the laptop's usually closer to you than
the TV, and I end up watching the laptop with the sound down just
because it's right in front of me. I don't know, I have a
I don't know if it's an attention thing. Picture and picture was that way
when that first started, you know that got invented. Gosh, it was
twenty years ago. It seems like, yeah, I can never get my
head around picture in Picture. It's just two damn confusing sports bars with a
million TVs that have like seven different events going on. I can't no,
no, I need like add medication to to handle that. I mean,
the only problem is the well, I'll say, I have laptop that's obviously
almost on my lap, you know, I mean it's right to my right.
That's where it got its name, Mikey laptop. Wait did you know
then, Yeah, he's a seamen burner too. Sorry. Yeah, if
you said you spent a lot large portion of your life with your laptop on
top of your genitals, then there's a good chance you can't make babies.
Yeah, you're boiling your seamen. That's true. Sort of. You can
look it up. Oh, I mean that solves it. That settles everything.
You can look it up. So I do do a lot in my
advanced age readers down, readers up, because to see the laptop that's real
close to me, I need the readers that you just get there that Christina
just looks at you and just shakes her head. Dude, I don't know
why. I look. It's a bit that will wear out pretty soon.
But she acts like all my old man stuff is hot. So she likes
the glasses again, Hey, what you had we need with my readers back
screen in front of me. She loves it far away. It's different with
the glasses. Make any shin can't she what's going on here? She laughed?
Like if I get up and my bag's killing me and I make a
groaning noise, She's like, walk two miles and my hip checking up today,
Christino, she laughs and likes that. Me, my readers, it's
like uh, shaking a can of treats for the kiddy cat. When I
grab my a tour of Staaten. When I think my cholesterol medicans, I
just shake the bottle and she started purring. I gotta take her blood.
Appreciate me shirring and prances into their jactually likes it. She laughs and likes
I. Oh, don't confuse that with her feeling sorry for you. No,
look, I would have thought that, and I thought it was just
a bit, I don't know whatever. You know, it's all fun and
games until she has to swap out a bedpan. That's when the uh,
the adorable part of it is shift. The mystery is exposed. Also,
the only the glassest thing is one thing, but the riding the volume.
As I told you guys yesterday, I was riding the volume buttons like the
Scybyan because you're back and forth and then you end up having both volumes sort
of one that gets a choppy. You know, Tarico's talking over Joe Davis.
You're getting confused. Davis still looks like a mime, looks like Eddie
Munster. I don't know where to go with it well. But all in
all, it was to have two sporting events that I cared so much about.
Was that it was awesome. It was like condensed night party. Like
I didn't care that much about most of the football games, but I watched
them all, had a great day yesterday, and then bam, seven o'clock.
My god, here we go, and forget the stupid Dolphins. Although
I was trying to do y'all a favor and hang one on the Eagle or
on the Yeah, hang one on the Eagles. But the hell man,
this was, without question a ranger party last night. Outstanding, And I
say we, oh, an idea and most important thing in the world.
I think we might want to consider. Oh is that a teas? Yeah,
that's a tea. That's a big, big tease. You have an
idea? Yeah, okay, I've heard your ideas before. Has an idea
as long as this, as long as this isn't in any way connected to
Soroy Industries, I'm all ears. I've learned to sometimes leave the parent company
out of these. Yeah, you heard it here first, Just be looking
in the odds. Hey, I got an idea, don't say Allow me
to present the latest from Soroy Industries gets off on a bad foot. This
is more of a solo project, then this is not the band Soroy Industries.
No. Six thirty five. Okay, twenty minutes from now, I'm
gonna drop something on you, guys. I want you to just open your
minds and your hearts and consider it. Well the eyes baseball related when the
ideas man claims that his idea is the most important thing in the world.
Jesus, Yeah, he's gonna guy, well, he's gonna give it three
minutes budgeted at the top of the segment. Okay, I mean sometimes we'll
talk. Yeah, we'll talk about the Python in Oklahoma. You know,
it's not always yeah, you know, we're not talking about Israel, Israel
and Gaza. Yeah, sometimes we can, you know. But he's calling
for the ball for an idea. Hey, guys, I got the most
important thing in the world today. Okay, okay, deal, But we
also have some weekend craft to talk about. Yeah, it's just some weekend
ground us, some crab crap. Over the weekend. We're going to talk
about it down crab Cuz. Make no mistake, we're talking to a ton
of damn Rangers. Baseball today. Don't you worry? All right, Yeah,
it'll be most of the show if anyone's concerned. Ten minutes in.
Yes, a bunch of crap. I have something. But how about you
guys, anything juice, anything good? Anybody to know about any weekend crab.
I feel a little sore today. Oh you're on the sybying as well
all night. That's how I celebrated good nice celebrated. Got dust that thing
off out of the guests closet left this here when she moved out under a
bunch of blankets. I always wondered what that was, drag it out in
the middle of the living room. No, big Big Daddy might have had
some beers Saturday night. So yesterday was spent typically as it is, you
know, feeling like nonsense on the cow. But like you know, what'll
wet'll cure. This is a good long walk, hydrate, eat some good
food and take take the puppy for a pregame, you know, three four
mile walk in the neighborhood. Yeah, and we did that. But I'm
telling you man today the joints because it was a brisky like. I wasn't
tolerating any any sniffing around or ghost urination technique. Really, Oh god,
does that where you out? She's trying to buy a nice walk and they
just got to stop and pretend to pee and look at you, does Geraldine
do the Geraldine? Geraldine do the pee? Nothing and then kick the grass
for sixty full seconds And I look at our go you did nothing, nothing,
You're not covering anything. Yeah, you're just you're just wasting my time
and you're just hurting someone's lawn. Yeah, yes, she does that too.
I think her and Simon are sympatico in a lot of ways. He's
like girl Simon. But yeah, I got home and logged good, you
know, twelve thousand steps and felt good about that. But I'll be dude
after that. I mean, I'm not a big workout guy at all.
I know it's hard to believe, but my hips a little sore from all
the walking. Really, yeah, just a little bit, just kind of
right here where your joints are in your and your hip butt bone things over
here. Yeah, not great. Did you ear you four miles? Yeah,
like four four and a half something like that. That's incredibly long walk.
It took about an hour and twenty hour and fifteen going at a pretty
brisk space, short leash on the dog, so she, you know,
isn't she was done. But we got home and that girl was on the
floor passed out until I went to bed at whatever it was, eleven thirty
last night. Yeah, but yeah, that's basically what I did. Daddy
had beers on Saturday. Where'd you have beers? Houseie? Was he?
Loo? Oh? So of beers? All right? And they were in
there, like, you know what, it's been a while. Let's have
some beers, some snacks, a little bit of snacks. What kind of
beers did you have in there? Uh? Man, I've still got I've
still got about half a case left from Siren Rock like six months ago.
And those aren't low in alcohol. They're up there. He went for beers.
How many beers? Thirty four? Four? Okay? Maybe and maybe
a shot at tequila. I don't know. I can't do. You're by
yourself. It's a little skoro. Wow. You know how much I paid
for all that? This much? Hi? Just like it is there my
home bar that just sits there and collects dust. So you're there like Saturday
afternoon, You're like, what am I doing? I'm chilling? Yeah,
I just was watching some you know some stuff on TV. Oh god,
yeah, okay, I know the truth. What the truth is is I've
started a new British crime scenery. No we knew, I know, okay.
And there was a lot of scenes in pubs and that's our guy.
Yes, I'm like that looks a I want some beer as well, detective
pub. We'll do it. You see a good pub, you all of
a sudden you want to order a beer you don't normally drink. Yes,
Dc I McCarthy, I'm right with you. Loinness. Then they got for
a couple of SIGs outside and next thing you know, you're fishing through the
console of your car for old SIGs. Lucy. Anyway, that is interesting
the television show that makes you do something bad because it had a romanticize and
glorify a lovely whiskey or a beer or something like that. You know what
was the worst about that for me was the wire. I think I lived
McNulty's life for about two or three years. I was like, you know
what, a Heineken and a Jamison sounds perfect right now, and I'm going
to stand out in my parking lot and throw the cans on my roof.
When I'm done with Yeah, mad men had me wanting to drink expensive scotch
right all the time. Yeah, or old fashions. Yeah uh yeah,
that's bad. Dad. Props to you on a good Saturday night alone drinking.
Thank you, Thank you so much. That sounds kind of fun.
Yeah, no, that does sound good. Did you feel any urge to
give him on a call or did you text mister Chad and see if you
wanted to meet you on the Lakewood landing porch? Or no? No,
no, old gals cell phones ringing, no blocked, It just goes straight
to voicetail. If you got anyone else involved, he wouldn't have been able
to blow through more episodes of the new hit TV show Govnor Are Locked into
Love? Kevin, you were surprisingly able to remain conscious after that joke.
It was a better joke than you gave. BBC three's Governor has one viewer
me. This guy's watched like seven in a row. Oh my god,
we're huge and there was There are like fifty episodes too. They're not even
easy to blow through. Tonight, on an old new episode of like rememind
you you're under caution? What the what show? What's the latest. Oh
god, it's actually came out in twenty sixteen. It's quite good. As
a matter of fact, it's a show called The Night Manager with Tom Higgleston
and the dude from the Old Guy what's his name? He was on House
Laura Laurie. It's really good. It's kind of a spy British spy thing.
It's fun. You'd like it. I love it. It's been on
a masked singer. Can I shoot one at you? Shoot? So?
Uh Saturday, Yeah, I had nothing on the schedule and not all that
many sports. I watched Penn State and uh Ohio State as I found myself
a Penn State supporter because our old buddy's a defensive coordinator there, but they
ended up losing. After that, I was like, eh, whatever,
I don't there's nothing I'm dying to watch today. So I had Christina and
I'm like, you know what, let's do something fun. And nothing is
more fun for sweet Christina than being around or being shrouded in something pizza related,
whether it's blankets or on a plate in front of her. And I
remember seeing this the place called uh partan Ope restaurante. You heard that parts
no part And this made huge news this summer when whatever the definitive world pizza
rankings came out and this place got named to the top fifty pizza places in
the United States of America. And I had never heard of it. I
don't know if maybe the real high level pizza brains knew about it, but
it was named the sixteenth best pizza in America. And we have a lot
of good pizza in this town. Do you have that list? Yeah?
Did? Was it? Pizzeria Bianco and Phoenix Phoenix, Well they won,
They were number one for years. Pizzeria Bianco number five, yea, And
yeah, I've been there as well. We may have gone together. I
think you and me and Corby went together one time, because one of the
times I went twice. Yeah, yeah, Pizzari Bianco number five, number
one. New York City's Una Pizza Napoletana. But anyway, this place i'd
never heard of. I'm like, all right, part and Ope restaurant.
I'll go have one of the top sixteen pizzas on planet Earth. And it's
right downtown. It's on Main Street, right next to the downtown Garden Park.
Oh wow, so literally downtown Main Street, Garden Mainze Street, Garden.
Yes, exactly touching, you know, it's touching the main street park
cool. And I don't go downtown that much, but I don't live too
far from but I don't make it a destinations. It went down there,
Lee Harvey Oswald walked from the book depository to is Oak Cliff Home. That's
crazy. You could have done that. You could have walked downtown. That
was November, though, That's true. Probaty beautiful day like a week away
degrees on Saturday. It was an otherwise beautiful day in Dallas, other than
the happenings. Yeah, say, I went down there. It opened at
three thirty. I'm like, you know what, screw it. I don't
know if you need reservations, certainly won't at three thirty. You know,
boy, hell Italian is that after si Esta open? Reopened your shop and
there's a couple of people in there. We got there three forty basically and
went in there and got a couple of pizzas and dude, I mean,
damn delicious, Number sixteen in your life? Did it? MANK the top
sixteen in your life? I don't know. It's hard to remember all these
years, but they probably not four point six billion years because it was the
maple style, you know, which is great, and they have the great
oven and however they do it. They're in the oven for like forty five
cents. Right, yeah, they're not in there at all. There's damn
the bread and it's all about the dough how you do it. But man,
you know the toppings with the fresh matzarella. However, however they whatever
the tricks are. We got two pizzas and honestly it was awesome. Yeah,
and the thing is the menu. I was like, I need to
come back here because there was some incredible looking Italian dishes. It wasn't like
obscenely expensive. I think the pizzas were eighteen bucks twenty bucks for the two
that we got, all right, yeah, but I don't know. I
thought that was kind of cool, like let's take a take a chance and
do something that popped up on one of these lists, and it was I
mean, damn delicious. Did you get an appetizer? We got meatballs?
Okay, well what flavor of pizza did you go? Of course you gotta
go with the standard margarita, right, we did not, but we went
with uh the two suggestions that our friendly server. One was these like hot
soap, proseetta and yeah exactly, okay, I got my hair. We
got the nap the Napoli centrale, which is mozzarella, ricotta, Jimmy's sausages,
the y yes, bolonaise Kevin and proscuta de parma. Put it in
my mouth, so proshoota all over the top. Put the pursuit. Uh.
And the other one was the calabre say, which is tomato, saus
mozzarella, soaproceetta, Calabrian, Chile, Calabrian whatever, hot honey and ricotta
and some ricott you know, the honey. I get it, and they
do that, they'll they'll drizzle some honey over the top. I can live
without it. Heck, it's that's just you man, just me, that's
just you man. You like the honey on your pie, little honey pie.
No, not so much. But hot honey is the thing. You
can now get it on the side and have it at home if you make
your own pizza. Yeah, you just buy honey. I think women love
hot honey. I like hot honey. I'm a man, Okay, okay.
Although the pigs, the pig Smiley at Enos down in Bishop Arts is
one of my favorite and one of my go tos, and it does have
the honey on it. I never thought much of it if I if I'm
if I love the honey or not. It's the honey bastard. Yeah,
and the same type of I don't know, there's hey hot honey is a
big featured itam pizza places. We live in a very We're very fortunate to
live in the city when it comes to food, very very part. Yes,
parts and nope restaurante that's the name of it. Uh, straight up
Napoli style, and I was kind of blown away. I thought it was
excellent. That had the big giant wood fired oven. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, all right there all I even had an apparol sprits.
I went back completely to my Naples trip try to recreate the whole thing.
Nothing wrong with aparol, man, I like it. I remember not
loving it that much when we were in Italy, but it's everywhere. Michel,
Hey, mikey oh you're happy. Anyway, it was good. What'd
you do this weekend, Kevio? I'll be quick. So I was at
the game Friday. Yeah, we're getting more on that later. Right Saturday
morning woke up and I figured uh. I mean we didn't go the first
week, but any old girl wanted to go, and I was interested because
I like, you know, like spectacles. So when A hit and bit
the bullet and made the choice with the Ra's Tour over Killers of the Flower
Moon, mm hmm, I see JJ roller eyesing there. I'll tell you
what you get trimmed off about an hour of that, And I'll say that
about Killers of the Flower Moon without seeing it. You get a trimmed off
an hour of that, three hours thirty minutes of stupid. Two hours and
forty eight minutes. Pretty good, pretty eff and good as a guy.
The only guy in the Alamo Draft House Richardson at the at the showing the
noon showing of the Taylor Swift movie on Saturday morning? Respect? Was your
girlfriend with you? Yeah? No, yeah, of course? Were you
the only guy? Did you dress like an eggplant? I walked in in
normal Kevin attire? You're so kevin. Yeah. There was like three groups
of girls and it was like five or six of them, and they were
all partying. There's dancing and singing. There wasn't dancing and singing. Everyone
sat down just watched it. It's great, dude, any concert, no
matter who it is. Shot the way that was shot incredible Again, could
have taken could have cut out a lot of songs off that thing. Did
you get teary eyed? No? Not once? Is it all music?
Or is there like backstage stuff? That's here's the show? Really had to
cut out about twenty thirty minutes of her concert, grief, How long does
she played? Three hours? Dude, She's a warrior. She's the true
warrior of music. Okay, easy, too much. When you're the best
at what you do and putting on the best show, three you leave it
all out there. I think something's wrong with your It's a buzzer that keeps
going on. I'm hearing about head. It's just it's probably a glue,
said j J. And EXPERIENC watched that and she would have been like,
that was great. I don't even like Taylor's music. I was like,
it's awesome, it's it's great. The dancers. In fact, one of
the dancers, one of her dancers, I just now learned this too.
One of her dancers is the brother of Chiefs defensive tackle Kaylin Saunders, and
he's a great dancer. He's awesome. But it's also I knew that it
was the brother of Chief's defensive tackle Kayln Saunders. How would you know that?
And why would you want to know that because I'm I guess it's because
I live with a modern aged woman. So she told you that that was
the brother of She's thirty. But think about all the connections there. Now
she's dating Travis Kelcey now, who plays for the Chiefs. One of her
number one backup dancers is the brother of Kayln Snders, who plays for the
Chiefs. Pretty wild is wild, That's weird. It's worth it, It's
it's fine, it's fun. You're worth it. Yeah, and I look
forward to the Beyonce one coming in December. That'll be great. I bet
they'll be dancing at Beyonce. It just depends. Better dancing with the crowd,
better dancing at Taylor show. What are you doing? I'm trying to
teach JJ Vialable lesson that your's room in your heart for everything that makes everyone
happy. That's fine, okay, So don't buzz that Mike has an idea
that he's deemed worthy. I have an insane idea, and I need you
guys to open up your minds and if you can't guess what it is,
you might be a dumb dumb too. Let's get to work, Okay,
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