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Well, well, well, good
Monday morning, Metroplex. It's the morning

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of a game seven Houston versus Texas. What a night. We're all still

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recovering. Probably I didn't get out
of sleep about you, guys. Kevin

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Turner with Danny Baylis, Mike's Roy
and J. J. Jackson producing the

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show today, taking your calls two
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If you're the crazy guy with the
painted face in Houston at the time of

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the Adoli Scarcia Grand Slam colin,
A lot of stuff to get into today

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involving the Rangers and much more.
Man, Hi, Kevin, it was

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a tough one for you last night, Mike, ause you watched two games

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with Dolphins plays and Sunday Night football. Yeah, it'sn't know if it was

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tough, that's hard, man.
My interest was leaning toward Dolphins until the

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last about three innings, and then
my interest kind of swapped over And honestly,

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I don't even recall the end of
the damn Dolphin game. Now they

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gave up another touchdowns. They're down
two touchdowns just a few minutes ago,

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so like that's probably helped all that. But I was very locked in two

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Rangers when it mattered most. For
sure, every time I saw an Eagles

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play, as I looked over on
my tiny TV, they were just bulldozing

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Jalen Hurts into the ground. They
did it at least five times, four

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or five times. They need to
stop. Well, I agree they need

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to stop, like right now today
because I'm pissed at seeing it last night.

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But I don't know why legally you
could present all that much of a

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case for it needing to stop.
Take at the shot at the end zone.

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Stop being a bunch of weenies.
Okay, that's not a good I

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think it is good argument. Stop
being wienies. Stop being the best team

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in the NFL. Just because you
think it's a bad argument, does it

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mean it's a bad argument. I
saw your setup? Yeah, what do

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you think? On Twitter? Yeah? Yeah, so you got the TV

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going big screen in front and then
were you just watching Rangers on your lappie?

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Yeah, unlappie. Did you ever
switch over at halftime at the Cowboys

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game? I swapped them, had
the halftime on mute on the laptop,

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which I didn't care about, just
waiting for it to start, and then

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full send Rangers on the big Boy. Who a lot of people did send

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me as a response to that tweet. There comras set up and it's interesting.

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I wonder, what what do you
all? You have double capabilities KT?

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Yeah? TV. Yeah, I
have a tiny TV that's at the

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size of that one in the corner
over there that will Amazon Fire TV.

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I put it on my Yetti cooler
and move it closer so I can see

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it. I can't see that far. Yeah. Then I've got normal TV

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that's about the size of the ones
in this studio and definitely bigger than a

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thirty two inch but not bigger than
a seventy inch that big boy at mine,

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it's seventy five, damn. And
the room's not that big it is.

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I still love it. I've had
it for four or five years and

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I love it. It's huge,
doesn't It doesn't feel like too much.

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No, if anything, I was
like, I could probably get another four

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or six inches out of this room. It's like a movie theater and I'm

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in heaven. I've never had that
my whole life. Like the and that's

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not like the best TV. Again, it's probably six years old. But

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the TVs are affordable. Weirdly,
boy, they are there. You know

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why? Because they're disposable because I
bought mine like six years ago, six

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seven years ago, and it needs
to be replaced. What size you got,

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like, it's not Hugh fifty fifty
five? Maybe? Gross? Gross.

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That's probably what I have a hard
time doing double duty, you know,

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because sometimes you want to have two
football games going on at once,

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and I'll do the laptop thing,
and the laptop's usually closer to you than

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the TV, and I end up
watching the laptop with the sound down just

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because it's right in front of me. I don't know, I have a

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I don't know if it's an attention
thing. Picture and picture was that way

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when that first started, you know
that got invented. Gosh, it was

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twenty years ago. It seems like, yeah, I can never get my

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head around picture in Picture. It's
just two damn confusing sports bars with a

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million TVs that have like seven different
events going on. I can't no,

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no, I need like add medication
to to handle that. I mean,

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the only problem is the well,
I'll say, I have laptop that's obviously

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almost on my lap, you know, I mean it's right to my right.

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That's where it got its name,
Mikey laptop. Wait did you know

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then, Yeah, he's a seamen
burner too. Sorry. Yeah, if

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you said you spent a lot large
portion of your life with your laptop on

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top of your genitals, then there's
a good chance you can't make babies.

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Yeah, you're boiling your seamen.
That's true. Sort of. You can

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look it up. Oh, I
mean that solves it. That settles everything.

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You can look it up. So
I do do a lot in my

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advanced age readers down, readers up, because to see the laptop that's real

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close to me, I need the
readers that you just get there that Christina

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just looks at you and just shakes
her head. Dude, I don't know

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why. I look. It's a
bit that will wear out pretty soon.

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But she acts like all my old
man stuff is hot. So she likes

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the glasses again, Hey, what
you had we need with my readers back

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screen in front of me. She
loves it far away. It's different with

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the glasses. Make any shin can't
she what's going on here? She laughed?

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Like if I get up and my
bag's killing me and I make a

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groaning noise, She's like, walk
two miles and my hip checking up today,

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Christino, she laughs and likes that. Me, my readers, it's

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like uh, shaking a can of
treats for the kiddy cat. When I

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grab my a tour of Staaten.
When I think my cholesterol medicans, I

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just shake the bottle and she started
purring. I gotta take her blood.

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Appreciate me shirring and prances into their
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I. Oh, don't confuse that
with her feeling sorry for you. No,

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look, I would have thought that, and I thought it was just

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a bit, I don't know whatever. You know, it's all fun and

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games until she has to swap out
a bedpan. That's when the uh,

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the adorable part of it is shift. The mystery is exposed. Also,

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the only the glassest thing is one
thing, but the riding the volume.

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As I told you guys yesterday,
I was riding the volume buttons like the

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Scybyan because you're back and forth and
then you end up having both volumes sort

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of one that gets a choppy.
You know, Tarico's talking over Joe Davis.

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You're getting confused. Davis still looks
like a mime, looks like Eddie

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Munster. I don't know where to
go with it well. But all in

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all, it was to have two
sporting events that I cared so much about.

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Was that it was awesome. It
was like condensed night party. Like

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I didn't care that much about most
of the football games, but I watched

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them all, had a great day
yesterday, and then bam, seven o'clock.

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My god, here we go,
and forget the stupid Dolphins. Although

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I was trying to do y'all a
favor and hang one on the Eagle or

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on the Yeah, hang one on
the Eagles. But the hell man,

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this was, without question a ranger
party last night. Outstanding, And I

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say we, oh, an idea
and most important thing in the world.

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I think we might want to consider. Oh is that a teas? Yeah,

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that's a tea. That's a big, big tease. You have an

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idea? Yeah, okay, I've
heard your ideas before. Has an idea

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as long as this, as long
as this isn't in any way connected to

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Soroy Industries, I'm all ears.
I've learned to sometimes leave the parent company

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out of these. Yeah, you
heard it here first, Just be looking

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in the odds. Hey, I
got an idea, don't say Allow me

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to present the latest from Soroy Industries
gets off on a bad foot. This

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is more of a solo project,
then this is not the band Soroy Industries.

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No. Six thirty five. Okay, twenty minutes from now, I'm

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gonna drop something on you, guys. I want you to just open your

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minds and your hearts and consider it. Well the eyes baseball related when the

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ideas man claims that his idea is
the most important thing in the world.

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Jesus, Yeah, he's gonna guy, well, he's gonna give it three

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minutes budgeted at the top of the
segment. Okay, I mean sometimes we'll

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talk. Yeah, we'll talk about
the Python in Oklahoma. You know,

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it's not always yeah, you know, we're not talking about Israel, Israel

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and Gaza. Yeah, sometimes we
can, you know. But he's calling

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for the ball for an idea.
Hey, guys, I got the most

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important thing in the world today.
Okay, okay, deal, But we

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also have some weekend craft to talk
about. Yeah, it's just some weekend

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ground us, some crab crap.
Over the weekend. We're going to talk

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about it down crab Cuz. Make
no mistake, we're talking to a ton

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of damn Rangers. Baseball today.
Don't you worry? All right, Yeah,

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it'll be most of the show if
anyone's concerned. Ten minutes in.

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Yes, a bunch of crap.
I have something. But how about you

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guys, anything juice, anything good? Anybody to know about any weekend crab.

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I feel a little sore today.
Oh you're on the sybying as well

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all night. That's how I celebrated
good nice celebrated. Got dust that thing

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off out of the guests closet left
this here when she moved out under a

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bunch of blankets. I always wondered
what that was, drag it out in

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the middle of the living room.
No, big Big Daddy might have had

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some beers Saturday night. So yesterday
was spent typically as it is, you

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know, feeling like nonsense on the
cow. But like you know, what'll

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wet'll cure. This is a good
long walk, hydrate, eat some good

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food and take take the puppy for
a pregame, you know, three four

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mile walk in the neighborhood. Yeah, and we did that. But I'm

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telling you man today the joints because
it was a brisky like. I wasn't

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tolerating any any sniffing around or ghost
urination technique. Really, Oh god,

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does that where you out? She's
trying to buy a nice walk and they

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just got to stop and pretend to
pee and look at you, does Geraldine

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do the Geraldine? Geraldine do the
pee? Nothing and then kick the grass

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for sixty full seconds And I look
at our go you did nothing, nothing,

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You're not covering anything. Yeah,
you're just you're just wasting my time

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and you're just hurting someone's lawn.
Yeah, yes, she does that too.

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I think her and Simon are sympatico
in a lot of ways. He's

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like girl Simon. But yeah,
I got home and logged good, you

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know, twelve thousand steps and felt
good about that. But I'll be dude

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after that. I mean, I'm
not a big workout guy at all.

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I know it's hard to believe,
but my hips a little sore from all

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the walking. Really, yeah,
just a little bit, just kind of

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right here where your joints are in
your and your hip butt bone things over

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here. Yeah, not great.
Did you ear you four miles? Yeah,

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like four four and a half something
like that. That's incredibly long walk.

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It took about an hour and twenty
hour and fifteen going at a pretty

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brisk space, short leash on the
dog, so she, you know,

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isn't she was done. But we
got home and that girl was on the

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floor passed out until I went to
bed at whatever it was, eleven thirty

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last night. Yeah, but yeah, that's basically what I did. Daddy

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had beers on Saturday. Where'd you
have beers? Houseie? Was he?

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Loo? Oh? So of beers? All right? And they were in

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there, like, you know what, it's been a while. Let's have

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some beers, some snacks, a
little bit of snacks. What kind of

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beers did you have in there?
Uh? Man, I've still got I've

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still got about half a case left
from Siren Rock like six months ago.

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And those aren't low in alcohol.
They're up there. He went for beers.

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How many beers? Thirty four?
Four? Okay? Maybe and maybe

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a shot at tequila. I don't
know. I can't do. You're by

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yourself. It's a little skoro.
Wow. You know how much I paid

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for all that? This much?
Hi? Just like it is there my

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home bar that just sits there and
collects dust. So you're there like Saturday

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afternoon, You're like, what am
I doing? I'm chilling? Yeah,

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I just was watching some you know
some stuff on TV. Oh god,

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yeah, okay, I know the
truth. What the truth is is I've

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started a new British crime scenery.
No we knew, I know, okay.

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And there was a lot of scenes
in pubs and that's our guy.

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Yes, I'm like that looks a
I want some beer as well, detective

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pub. We'll do it. You
see a good pub, you all of

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a sudden you want to order a
beer you don't normally drink. Yes,

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Dc I McCarthy, I'm right with
you. Loinness. Then they got for

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a couple of SIGs outside and next
thing you know, you're fishing through the

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console of your car for old SIGs. Lucy. Anyway, that is interesting

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the television show that makes you do
something bad because it had a romanticize and

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glorify a lovely whiskey or a beer
or something like that. You know what

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was the worst about that for me
was the wire. I think I lived

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McNulty's life for about two or three
years. I was like, you know

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what, a Heineken and a Jamison
sounds perfect right now, and I'm going

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to stand out in my parking lot
and throw the cans on my roof.

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When I'm done with Yeah, mad
men had me wanting to drink expensive scotch

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right all the time. Yeah,
or old fashions. Yeah uh yeah,

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that's bad. Dad. Props to
you on a good Saturday night alone drinking.

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Thank you, Thank you so much. That sounds kind of fun.

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Yeah, no, that does sound
good. Did you feel any urge to

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give him on a call or did
you text mister Chad and see if you

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wanted to meet you on the Lakewood
landing porch? Or no? No,

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no, old gals cell phones ringing, no blocked, It just goes straight

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to voicetail. If you got anyone
else involved, he wouldn't have been able

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to blow through more episodes of the
new hit TV show Govnor Are Locked into

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Love? Kevin, you were surprisingly
able to remain conscious after that joke.

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It was a better joke than you
gave. BBC three's Governor has one viewer

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me. This guy's watched like seven
in a row. Oh my god,

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we're huge and there was There are
like fifty episodes too. They're not even

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easy to blow through. Tonight,
on an old new episode of like rememind

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you you're under caution? What the
what show? What's the latest. Oh

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god, it's actually came out in
twenty sixteen. It's quite good. As

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a matter of fact, it's a
show called The Night Manager with Tom Higgleston

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and the dude from the Old Guy
what's his name? He was on House

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Laura Laurie. It's really good.
It's kind of a spy British spy thing.

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It's fun. You'd like it.
I love it. It's been on

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a masked singer. Can I shoot
one at you? Shoot? So?

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Uh Saturday, Yeah, I had
nothing on the schedule and not all that

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many sports. I watched Penn State
and uh Ohio State as I found myself

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a Penn State supporter because our old
buddy's a defensive coordinator there, but they

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ended up losing. After that,
I was like, eh, whatever,

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I don't there's nothing I'm dying to
watch today. So I had Christina and

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I'm like, you know what,
let's do something fun. And nothing is

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more fun for sweet Christina than being
around or being shrouded in something pizza related,

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whether it's blankets or on a plate
in front of her. And I

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remember seeing this the place called uh
partan Ope restaurante. You heard that parts

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no part And this made huge news
this summer when whatever the definitive world pizza

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rankings came out and this place got
named to the top fifty pizza places in

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the United States of America. And
I had never heard of it. I

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don't know if maybe the real high
level pizza brains knew about it, but

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it was named the sixteenth best pizza
in America. And we have a lot

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of good pizza in this town.
Do you have that list? Yeah?

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Did? Was it? Pizzeria Bianco
and Phoenix Phoenix, Well they won,

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They were number one for years.
Pizzeria Bianco number five, yea, And

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yeah, I've been there as well. We may have gone together. I

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think you and me and Corby went
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times I went twice. Yeah,
yeah, Pizzari Bianco number five, number

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one. New York City's Una Pizza
Napoletana. But anyway, this place i'd

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never heard of. I'm like,
all right, part and Ope restaurant.

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I'll go have one of the top
sixteen pizzas on planet Earth. And it's

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right downtown. It's on Main Street, right next to the downtown Garden Park.

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Oh wow, so literally downtown Main
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Yes, exactly touching, you know, it's touching the main street park

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cool. And I don't go downtown
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far from but I don't make it
a destinations. It went down there,

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Lee Harvey Oswald walked from the book
depository to is Oak Cliff Home. That's

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crazy. You could have done that. You could have walked downtown. That

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was November, though, That's true. Probaty beautiful day like a week away

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degrees on Saturday. It was an
otherwise beautiful day in Dallas, other than

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the happenings. Yeah, say,
I went down there. It opened at

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three thirty. I'm like, you
know what, screw it. I don't

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know if you need reservations, certainly
won't at three thirty. You know,

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boy, hell Italian is that after
si Esta open? Reopened your shop and

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there's a couple of people in there. We got there three forty basically and

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went in there and got a couple
of pizzas and dude, I mean,

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damn delicious, Number sixteen in your
life? Did it? MANK the top

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sixteen in your life? I don't
know. It's hard to remember all these

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years, but they probably not four
point six billion years because it was the

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maple style, you know, which
is great, and they have the great

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oven and however they do it.
They're in the oven for like forty five

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cents. Right, yeah, they're
not in there at all. There's damn

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the bread and it's all about the
dough how you do it. But man,

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you know the toppings with the fresh
matzarella. However, however they whatever

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the tricks are. We got two
pizzas and honestly it was awesome. Yeah,

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and the thing is the menu.
I was like, I need to

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come back here because there was some
incredible looking Italian dishes. It wasn't like

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obscenely expensive. I think the pizzas
were eighteen bucks twenty bucks for the two

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that we got, all right,
yeah, but I don't know. I

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thought that was kind of cool,
like let's take a take a chance and

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do something that popped up on one
of these lists, and it was I

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mean, damn delicious. Did you
get an appetizer? We got meatballs?

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Okay, well what flavor of pizza
did you go? Of course you gotta

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go with the standard margarita, right, we did not, but we went

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with uh the two suggestions that our
friendly server. One was these like hot

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soap, proseetta and yeah exactly,
okay, I got my hair. We

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got the nap the Napoli centrale,
which is mozzarella, ricotta, Jimmy's sausages,

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the y yes, bolonaise Kevin and
proscuta de parma. Put it in

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my mouth, so proshoota all over
the top. Put the pursuit. Uh.

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And the other one was the calabre
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mozzarella, soaproceetta, Calabrian, Chile, Calabrian whatever, hot honey and ricotta

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and some ricott you know, the
honey. I get it, and they

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do that, they'll they'll drizzle some
honey over the top. I can live

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without it. Heck, it's that's
just you man, just me, that's

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just you man. You like the
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No, not so much. But
hot honey is the thing. You

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can now get it on the side
and have it at home if you make

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your own pizza. Yeah, you
just buy honey. I think women love

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hot honey. I like hot honey. I'm a man, Okay, okay.

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Although the pigs, the pig Smiley
at Enos down in Bishop Arts is

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one of my favorite and one of
my go tos, and it does have

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the honey on it. I never
thought much of it if I if I'm

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if I love the honey or not. It's the honey bastard. Yeah,

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and the same type of I don't
know, there's hey hot honey is a

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big featured itam pizza places. We
live in a very We're very fortunate to

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live in the city when it comes
to food, very very part. Yes,

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parts and nope restaurante that's the name
of it. Uh, straight up

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Napoli style, and I was kind
of blown away. I thought it was

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excellent. That had the big giant
wood fired oven. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, all right there
all I even had an apparol sprits.

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I went back completely to my Naples
trip try to recreate the whole thing.

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Nothing wrong with aparol, man,
I like it. I remember not

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loving it that much when we were
in Italy, but it's everywhere. Michel,

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Hey, mikey oh you're happy.
Anyway, it was good. What'd

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you do this weekend, Kevio?
I'll be quick. So I was at

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the game Friday. Yeah, we're
getting more on that later. Right Saturday

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morning woke up and I figured uh. I mean we didn't go the first

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week, but any old girl wanted
to go, and I was interested because

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I like, you know, like
spectacles. So when A hit and bit

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the bullet and made the choice with
the Ra's Tour over Killers of the Flower

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Moon, mm hmm, I see
JJ roller eyesing there. I'll tell you

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what you get trimmed off about an
hour of that, And I'll say that

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about Killers of the Flower Moon without
seeing it. You get a trimmed off

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an hour of that, three hours
thirty minutes of stupid. Two hours and

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forty eight minutes. Pretty good,
pretty eff and good as a guy.

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The only guy in the Alamo Draft
House Richardson at the at the showing the

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noon showing of the Taylor Swift movie
on Saturday morning? Respect? Was your

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girlfriend with you? Yeah? No, yeah, of course? Were you

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the only guy? Did you dress
like an eggplant? I walked in in

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normal Kevin attire? You're so kevin. Yeah. There was like three groups

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of girls and it was like five
or six of them, and they were

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all partying. There's dancing and singing. There wasn't dancing and singing. Everyone

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sat down just watched it. It's
great, dude, any concert, no

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matter who it is. Shot the
way that was shot incredible Again, could

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have taken could have cut out a
lot of songs off that thing. Did

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you get teary eyed? No?
Not once? Is it all music?

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Or is there like backstage stuff?
That's here's the show? Really had to

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cut out about twenty thirty minutes of
her concert, grief, How long does

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she played? Three hours? Dude, She's a warrior. She's the true

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warrior of music. Okay, easy, too much. When you're the best

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at what you do and putting on
the best show, three you leave it

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all out there. I think something's
wrong with your It's a buzzer that keeps

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going on. I'm hearing about head. It's just it's probably a glue,

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said j J. And EXPERIENC watched
that and she would have been like,

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that was great. I don't even
like Taylor's music. I was like,

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it's awesome, it's it's great.
The dancers. In fact, one of

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the dancers, one of her dancers, I just now learned this too.

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One of her dancers is the brother
of Chiefs defensive tackle Kaylin Saunders, and

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he's a great dancer. He's awesome. But it's also I knew that it

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was the brother of Chief's defensive tackle
Kayln Saunders. How would you know that?

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And why would you want to know
that because I'm I guess it's because

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I live with a modern aged woman. So she told you that that was

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the brother of She's thirty. But
think about all the connections there. Now

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she's dating Travis Kelcey now, who
plays for the Chiefs. One of her

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number one backup dancers is the brother
of Kayln Snders, who plays for the

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Chiefs. Pretty wild is wild,
That's weird. It's worth it, It's

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it's fine, it's fun. You're
worth it. Yeah, and I look

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forward to the Beyonce one coming in
December. That'll be great. I bet

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they'll be dancing at Beyonce. It
just depends. Better dancing with the crowd,

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better dancing at Taylor show. What
are you doing? I'm trying to

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teach JJ Vialable lesson that your's room
in your heart for everything that makes everyone

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happy. That's fine, okay,
So don't buzz that Mike has an idea

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that he's deemed worthy. I have
an insane idea, and I need you

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guys to open up your minds and
if you can't guess what it is,

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you might be a dumb dumb too. Let's get to work, Okay,

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stop yelling. Don't miss the most
important thing in the world. Next ninety

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seven on the Freak