Hello listeners. I'm Eric Dizzy and we just got done recording a Black Widow
episode written by Chandrea Fanne. It's called door Dash or dick Dash or something
like that. I've had that script for months, but because I was working
with radio and at Will, I wasn't able to record Black Widow like that.
And things have changed and now I got some time. I'm in here
with the Do you meant to say your name on here? No, I'm
in here with my homie. But you did a good job. Thank you.
Was it as hard as you thought? It's just new hearing my voice
on the microphone, But it was fun. It wasn't It was a little
hard. It was a little hard. The last time we spoke, you
were saying, how you know sex wasn't a thing for you like he used
to be. Yeah. So with that being said, the script we just
recorded was straight up out of a black black porn station, black black exploitation
porn style, where the door Dash lady comes to the door. He answered
the door without a shirt on, and she's like, yo, I like
what I see and she initiates sex and boom it happens really quickly. In
real life, can that happen like where you are right now. Like no,
let's say let's say back years ago, back in your horny days.
Would that be would that be uh? Would that be considered a fantasy or
are you I don't know if the exact situation it would be a fantasy.
I used to drive for door Dash and I definitely got some offers, So
I don't know if I mean not Dodash but Uber niggas. Niggas be wanting
to take you home in the Uber for real, h take the Uber eat
or Uber uber. I guess it's different. So they would. So you
pick them up and they be like, damn, you want to go back
to my place? Yeah? And then and then you say no, And
then what do they say that? Do they say that whether you pick them
up or are you about to drop them off? It's when you're about to
drop them off. It's mostly old white men and they be like, come
have a drink with me. Turn your app off. And then I'll be
like, oh, no, thank you. You're trying to kill me.
Yeah that's what you're thinking. No, I'm I'm like, damn, they
think I'm a prostitute. So yeah, that's crazy. I wonder but I
wonder I wonder if if women do that as the guys on the reverse tip,
like if I'm if I if I'm handsome and I drop them motherfucker off,
does she be like, hey, do you want to go get a
drink? Because then I'm gonna think you're trying to line me up. So
I'm not even thinking about if I should go. I'm scared. I think
that if somebody came to my door with the door dash, I would probably
be more like likely to be like ooh, like let me get this niggain
here. But dropping it off? Why because you in your space? Yeah,
I'm in my space. I'm in control. Okay for a little bit
you can be. Yeah, So what would be what would be what would
be a fantasy? Like? What would be to like? Does spontaneity have
to be a part of fantasy or can fantasy be planned? Mmm? I
feel like it can be planned, but just a little bit like meet me
here and then see what happens. I don't know if like you can really
plan a fantasy out because is it really gonna happen the way you think it's
going to in your head? You know? I don't know. I think
being spontaneous definitely make sex exciting, right, and when you think of some
damn like I really just did that shit like, it's always some spontaneous sh
it's not like ooh well, no, it can be planned if I'm sorry.
No, now that I hear myself talk, I'm like, I can
show up in your door with you know, my little trench coat on.
That's a fantasy that's played to show up with the I don't know, I
wouldn't think that that showing up with lingerie shit is a thing like take that
ship off, bitch, Like lingerie is sexy. It is sexy, but
after I see it, like all right, I saw it, take it
off because you I'm about to fuck you, like I'm about to put this
dick in there, so I need to need to take it off. So
you might only have it on for a little bit unless we're doing like dinner
and you're eating with lingerie. But then that's kind of not Now you're dripping
sauce on your chest and ship like I can bring the door dash in my
lingerie and then like feed you. Okay, Yeah, I don't know.
For me, I thinking because of the way things are right now, I'll
be thinking, motherfucker's trying to line me up. So oh no, no,
no, I got I got trusted shoes. Just the worst the economy
get, the bigger my trusted shoes get because I can't be trusting these bitches.
Bro. I mean, I don't want to be. I don't want
to be saying yeah, I don't want to be saying bitch like I'm I
say that, I say bitch alive. I said, I'm sorry. But
I've been trying to think about what would be a fantasy for me, even
in my horny days, like my young horny days. I don't even know
if that's if a woman wants to show up in my horny days, that
would be the time and my dick don't work, there will be the time.
The nigga like what hell nah? Because nerves to me for me,
nerves, my nerves get get the best of me sometimes. So I think
that's, you know, the benefit of being a woman. I could be
nervous and I'm shy quote unquote oh really with the ship. Yeah, I
don't know if I can have sex with even in college, when I would
even when women would approach me baddies for whatever reason, Like I don't know.
Maybe I don't know. I don't know why women would approach me in
college because when I look back on it, I wasn't as I thought I
was confident, but there was nothing for me to be confident about, not
saying that I wasn't not saying that I wasn't capable of fucking. But when
you're younger, like you think you know fucking and you don't know fucking,
but also your contemporaries don't know fucking like that either. Yeah, and if
you come across as who, I know what the fuck I'm doing, then
I'm interested. Okay, let me find out then yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I think that would that. I think that's what it was
like, Oh to be young and dumb. Oh bro, because even because
now I was talking to somebody that was like, Yo, man, when
do you really go hard on the first time? And I was like,
and I asked him, like, yo, what do you consider hard?
Like? Are we talking about flat out fucking no condom? Are we talking
about kissing? Are we talking about cuddling? Like for me, it's a
wide spectrum of these things and being spontaneous with somebody that I don't know,
I don't know if I can kiss this motherfucker, I don't know if I
can cuddle with this mother. It's certain things that I wouldn't do because every
time that I've done this, I've regretted it, like I'm dicking it way.
Yeah, I'm dicking her down and kissing her that I'm cuddling with her
now the next day it's a problem or down the line, it's a problem
because when you do it like that the first time, you said the precedent
for for the rest of the time. Yeah, every time, every time,
and if you don't do it, it's kind of like, oh,
so why you ain't? Why you? Why you? And I've come to
realize that I don't like those those problems. So before I got married,
I would that that was already teeter en off, like no, I'm not
even about to be doing all of that because I don't want those problems.
Right to do feelings getting do do feelings getting a way of I ain't gonna
say this feeling is getting away of good sex, because well, I guess,
I guess I'm asking that because you gotta be cautious. I feel like
feelings is what't make good sex. Like I'm just being straight up, even
in my my whole days back in the day, Like I don't even want
to fuck you if I don't have some type of feelings for you, because
it's just fucking like if I like you a little bit, then I'm like,
okay, let me see what he got in. I'm delusional, so
I ain't give a fuck. We can. We can fuck and being feelings
and I'm gonna act like I'm not my feelings, but I'm gonna be in
them. Hey, Siri, play Drake in my feelings not for real,
lover girl, Yeah, I think I forgot sure it'll be picking that sh
up. I didn't want you to play for real. Yeah, I think
for me, I don't know what a fantasy will be. Honestly, I
don't know. Too many things go into it, and I've recently realized like
I'm in my head too much to really to really be to really be good
at sex like I want to be. Yeah, I'm overthinking it because I
overthink everything. So it's not just sex exclusive, but I overthink everything.
I'm always questioning myself and that's not excluding the bedroom. So even if we
were to set a time and place to fuck, because I don't drink anymore.
I have to now find a way to turn all that shit off in
my head. So it's difficult and I haven't mastered that yet still, and
it's upsetting. I think that's why I like feelings, because it's like,
okay, even in different headspaces, you can kind of like feel that person
out more. It's more intimate. You can be like fucking and still be
in tune with each other. And that's not gonna come with somebody you don't
really give a fuck about. You know, I don't know, you don't
know. I don't know because I've had I've had sex with women that I
didn't really care about, but I was having sex with her because she had
the better sex, so I was. I was dealing with you like I
don't want to text you because you're a bitch, like to the to the
word you are bitch here you don't know how to talk to niggas, and
I have to deal with that just so I can get some of the best
head that I've ever had. And I think, and I think on the
flip, I think some women have to do I think some women do that
too, Like some niggas be assholes. Like when I talk to my homeboys,
and I'm just talking to them, I'd be like, bro, you
kind of danse bro, Like I don't even know how bitches are falling in
love with you, so I can't imagine. That's what I'm saying. So
women have to Women do that shit too, like y'all be like fallowing for
niggas that you have. No, you have no business falling for this nigga,
and it'd be the day even just I just be like, man,
this even if in the best case scenario, even if we was to be
able to date, this wouldn't work because I just don't see a future with
you. But this box is good, so I don't know. I'm just
thinking about fantasy. Because the door dash thing was kind of like there was
a girl who drops some food off here and I was like god damn.
But then I was like, no, no, I would because what do
you because I don't even know you like that? How do I even break
the ice? Right? How many were gonna make you feel comfortable? I
don't know you like that? And then what if what if you do something?
And what if you do what if I changed my mind? You not
two minutes because you just do you know what I'm saying. You took your
shoes off and you got dirty ass socks on or something. Now I got
to kick you out now, I gotta be Now it's awkward. Yeah,
you thought you knew where it was going, but it ain't really go there.
Right now, I'm scared because I don't know how to tell you that
your feet steak or now that now that we're talking, you're you stupid as
a motherfucker. I don't really want to stick my dicking you like how I'm
supposed to tell you that, like you know what I mean. Yeah,
so sometimes that random person, fuck, it's trash. But somebody you know,
like I'll say, like a social media friend or something like that.
And even though we don't know I don't know you, I see you at
the time on social media. I know you just graduated. I know you
got to raise on your job. I know shit about you. So that
makes it a little bit. You know what, we got mutual friends,
so something happened. I can tell you. I can snitch on your you
know what I mean. So it's kind of you know what I mean,
just just thinking like that because it's been there's been times where I would you
know, show up to a chick's house that I only knew from social media.
I've never seen you out before. We got mutual friends, so I
kind of feel comfortable and broke her off. Crazy Yeah, and was he
not all the way strangers you just you know. Yeah, it's crazy how
the internet can make you feel like that. Give us some of the best
dick to to social strangers. Media is a dating site. You ain't even
got to be on Tender. You just got to get on Facebook. Yeah,
my homegirl. Fully, she says she got a delete. She had
to stop. She had to turn off I guess on Facebook. When you
upload like a reel or something, people can repind to it on Facebook.
She said, your turn that shit off because motherfucker's you know, she got
five thousand friends on Facebook because she was at a space where she was just
adding motherfuckers. So yeah, so she says she had to stop that because
niggas is kept soliciting sex. Yeah, it's so easy for how much that's
what they say. Oh that's what they say. No, no, but
they will like niggas will be in your inbox, Oh where's your pictures?
You know, they're definitely in there trying to fuck. That's why it's so
easy. You don't need tender because the niggas is thirsty. Niggas is thirst
So with niggas being thirsty, how do you decide who's thirsty? Quinch?
If I like them, if they sexy, well, it's different. I
don't know because I'm not in that space anymore, but it would always be
like, Okay, I think I like him a little bit. He seems
a little nice. I definitely. I'm going back and looking through your pictures
and I'm like, ooh, okay, okay, cute and take it from
there. I usually like niggas who I like, arrogant niggas, Niggas who
are gonna like kind of come with something too, like what's up? Not
just oo? When can I see you? Tell me when you want to
see me? What's up? More direct? Mm hm, more direct with
the with the ship, I guess. Yeah, I don't even know what.
I don't even know what a chicken would say to me in my inbox
for me to be like for nigga, use dick. I don't even because
women don't do it, so I don't even know like women. I do
know that women will make themselves seen a lot more like it would be times
where I'd be like, damn, you've been following me, like it's not
a new follow You've been following me, and then all of a sudd and
I'm starting to see you on my timeline more. I'm starting to see you
in my inbox more replying to post or something like that, and I'm like,
oh, okay, but I don't want to assume you're trying to give
me that box. But that's usually what it means, Like women know how
to make themselves visible to the niggas that they want to screw. All you
gotta do is respond to a couple of the memes, you know, and
if you send a nude, that's always going to be a conversation starter,
like if you don't know, because I'm fine, but I'll be like,
Okay, let me send a little titty pic to a nigga, to a
random god, to a god like build that you have built rapport with.
In the sometimes it's not even rapport and I'm talking about the old me.
It would be like the old me. That's the name of the episode,
The old Me. I would just be like, I would respond to a
couple of the memes whatever he's posting, and then I'll wait for it to
be something like a little bit sexual and then I respond. I'd be like,
I just send a sexy picture and then you know, after that,
it's the balls at headquart. Yeah, because what if you don't respond the
way you are, don't respond? What if you're like, damn, your
areola is as big as fuck. I feel like you like that, Oh
okay, you already got to come backs. You already got come back for
the areas. Nah. Because that's sketchy though, And then it's still it's
sketchy because now because now I gotta trust that you're not gonna that You're not
closed my door saying that you're not gonna blast, that you're not gonna blast
me. But if I send the picture first, how can I blast you?
Know me? If you send me a picture, now, you gotta
trust that I ain't gonna blast you. Yeah, I mean you can kind
of tell like who the I don't know. It's just something about guys in
the way they carry themselves, Like you can I can tell a lame nigga
like I ain't about to send that person nothing, but like it's like,
okay, if I'm going out of my way to kind of like get your
attention, and I'm doing and I'm sending that one. You gonna be laying
if you exposed me, because why would you do that? It could have
been more of what I was coming from. I don't even know how you
would expose somebody. Yes, and if I tip it to you, I
mean, that's why you gotta do the vanish mode. True vanish mode is
lit because that motherfucker gone before you even think you're about to do something.
So Y know, I'm still I'm still trying to figure out what would be
considered like a fantasy today or as an adult, like as a as an
adult who has had a phase, you know what I'm saying, who has
had air quotes. They're fun in many different situations. When you're seasoned,
what can be considered a fantasy because you've kind of almost did you know what
I'm saying, Like you kind of not even well, yeah, and now
it's on, and now it's kind of like, well on the other person
to surprise me with something like but then again, you you give them a
motherfucker a new experience. I just feel like it comes with a headache unless
y'all together, Like unless y'all are together, then they're trying a new thing
and going all out is more safe because now, if you fall in love
with me, then that's cool. But I'm always I'm always worried about that,
like don't Basically, what I'm about to give you is you know,
a gift. It is a gift, and that's it. But then I
don't want you to. I don't know, I'll be overthinking. I've heard
too many people. So yeah, I think that the problem is we think
love has to be permanent. You can love me in this moment, you
can, you know what I mean, Like, we can be in love
right now. That's unless toxics, some toxic shit you told a nigga before,
Like you ain't gotta love me forever today it's yeah, we in love
right now. Like that's it. That's not going that's not that's not happening.
Because back in the day, you would think, like maybe some listeners
out there, maybe y'all, maybe y'all. You know, I think,
like you know, with cream ship in front of the fireplace type of ship,
like some old school yeah, some old school, motherfucking cinematic type of
fantasy type of ship that you saw on TV. Yeah, but fucking on
the floor is strawberry. Yeah, I'm cool because it ain't. Now I
gotta chew it in there and watch me chew. I look crazy because you
know you're watching me, like, yeah, you can feed it to me
like a baby bird. And you know what's crazy, motherfucker A motherfucker' be
like, no, you're not about to chew that up and spin in my
mouth. But then I swallow your dick. That's that's what that's That's the
weirdest ship in the world to me, that you was swallowing my bodily fluids.
But I can't spit the strawberry. That's just too much. I mean.
But then that's like some freaking ship somebody never did before. So you're
like, what the you know, that's an element of surprise. You're a
some ship. You ever done some ship? And then afterwards were like,
damn, I shouldn't have did that. I shouldn't have did that? What
made me do that? Yeah? I have, I have. Motherfuck is
definitely judging me after that. Yes, I have a couple of times.
Did they judge you or did they come back? They came back. They
came back, and even in that time, I was like, damn,
like niggas really be horny, because yeah, but women really be horny too.
We do women be horny? So I don't know if every if women
I've used to get high so and be and be drunk as fuck and women
be whatever it was that I suggested. And I'm like, what the fuck
did you take before I got over here. I'm just born this way.
Yeah see, And that's why I know that women are more freaky than niggas.
Like that's why I know, because yeah, I know, and niggas
be thinking they't freaky, but then like they just want to they just be
on the fuck they just want to poundtown that they want a sexy red bitch.
They just horny. Is a difference between being horny and being a freak,
like you just you just want you just want to nut. Like that's
that's not even freaky. That's everybody. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, that's a different that's a that's a good topic. Like
a nigga, a nigga that's just horny runs into a woman who is freaky
and can't keep up. Can't keep up, You can't keep up. You
can't keep now you all kind of hoes and whores and nasty, because I
like to explore and you know, I want something more than being bent over
and a couple of times and you can't keep up with that. So yeah,
we definitely need to have like a sex manual, Like there's a there's
a thing called manual where you can write like I'm going to make that oh
too. Yeah, like something that you would send somebody right before y'all even
link up, like this is how I like. This is what I like
to eat, Like like, if you're interested in somebody, this is this
what I like to eat. The music I'll listen to, this is what's
on repeat right now. This is what I like to, This is where,
this is how I like to be fucked. I like to be this,
this, this, this, and this. This is my base from
that. We can do this. But if you send your manual to a
nigga who you know ain't ain't down with no four play, who ain't down
with you know, giving a fake massage, if you ain't with that and
you just want to stick it in, you ain't trying to look it like,
cause there's some niggas who are like that, I've heard very Yeah,
and if you especially if y'all just fucking it's a Google form for that.
My friend made a consensual form when she is out here whipping niggas. Yeah,
so you know it says, you know, I am for I ain't
no play, I'm not I like the little you know, you can touch
me here here, here, but not there. Yeah, I think that
would be a great you know, intake survey. But literally but like,
yeah, that's I don't even know where I'm going, but yeah, I
think the setting the grounds before that before it happens. Like I was asking
my wife, like, yo, when we because because we don't have that
much time because of the kids. It's bad now because my son can open
doors, it's going to be really bad when the when the little ones can
start opening doors, because now we ain't gonna able to get away. So
I asked her, I like, yo, we only gonna have ever gonna
have Why would want the kids at home if they're not sleep We're ever only
going to have about five ten minutes. So in this five to ten minutes,
what the fuck do you want? So I can keep that in my
mind so when we do have all right, let's go time, close the
doors. Then sex doesn't have to be uh, the full process every time.
Well, it can be, because it can. It can be.
It can be appetizers of what it all can be. So if you tell
me what it is that you like, opposed to me guessing you know what
I'm saying, or opposed to me doing our store halarding, wasting time doing
some shit that you ain't really feeling, because you might be you know what
I'm saying, like on a Tuesday, you might want your titty suck today
and on Wednesday, Yeah, titty tuesdays and you're like, oh you on
my neck too long, caught of my nipples, and do and do this
specifically to this and then go. It can be like that. And I
think because we were raised in a uh and in the era where communication might
not have been the greatest type of shit. And when you sit and talk
about it like that, it kind of seems like prostitution, like kind of
like an order, like a like some door dash type of shit, like
you know what I mean. Like to it doesn't seem like that's how sex
should go, right, we want it to be you know, toleopathic teopathic.
Oh yeah, he just knows you nowhere to go, and I get
what you're saying, like talking about it makes it in some way makes it
less desirable or like I don't know, just taboo, just saying this is
what the fuck I want? Yeah, because because in sex, because because
sex was always a thing of I don't know if I'm about to get it,
and now that I am getting it, I don't want to ruin my
chances of keep getting it. So I kind of want to just do everything.
And now we got you know, time wasted when you get older,
Like that's the last thing I want to do is waste my time. So
I don't want to I don't want to be in here fucking I don't know,
just doing some ship that you don't really want, because I need to
know, you know, our moods and temperaments change with the days, with
the seasons, with the wind. So yeah, tonight I want to fuck
what you want? What you want tonight. Uh, I can go for
you're looking my ass. I can go for uh it's some some head,
Okay, I can go for some slow strokes like like like like a menu,
damn there, like a menu like and then now we know but exactly,
but I don't feel like I don't I guess, I guess. I
guess that will be my fantasy to actually say what I want and get what
I want, opposed to saying I want to bust a nut and then I
just gotta fucking flip a coin and see how I'm gonna get that nut.
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, because literally, you're good
with these, You're good with these. Yeah, that's that's kind of like,
I guess that's my fantasy as an adult, Like I want to have
this. I want to eat this for dinner, and then I want to
watch this show, and then during this show, I want to touch here,
like because like for me, sometimes I'm childish and I want to like
rubby pussy a little bit. So I want to kind of sit here and
rub that motherfucker and have you get hot and then have you turned into the
aggressor and then you you know what I mean. Why we got to spend
all this time fucking That's another thing too, Like we ain't got to be
doing this shit for like an hour, my nigga, Like, yeah,
how long is long enough? Shit? Until you done? Until you be
like until you and that's the thing sex would it's yeah, so based off
of what you want, that's how long it sex should be. How long
it's gonna take me to hit all of the spots. But like you said,
I guess it takes away from the fantasy of it or the tap.
It makes it taboo, like I don't know, saying what you wanted to
actually get. It just seems like not something you do with sex. Yeah,
and it shouldn't be that way. I feel like everybody should get what
they want. Come how you want, Come how you want. Is that
is that back in your back in your days? Was that something you took
more of a chance? Like say that you are more you are attracted to
the guy's arrogance, but once once you got the guy, he might not
have been like where you wanted him to be sexually. Did you take your
time and teaching them? Did you tell them? Did you? Or just
how did that go? It's never I mean the guys I want to fuck,
I can. I got like some type of sixth sense. I already
know it's good, so I knew who to approach and who not to approach.
And then if it's like disappointing, not what I expected, I'm not
really gonna. I don't believe in having bad sex, so it's like,
okay, like I can't have fun, you know, I can fake mon
and it turns into a real moan and then like it can be fun,
but like if it's not enjoyable, it wasn't happening for long. I'm on
to the next person who I know knows how to fuck right, knows how
to hit the spot, all of that. That'd be the thing to because
the motherfuckers that be doing it like that, you be like, man,
you're toxic. I can't be with you like that. I can't deal with
you like that. And it's kind of like getting high. I really cannot
get high every day, as much as I would like to. I can't
call you every day because this shit gonna start taking over my body. I'm
gonna start doing it. I said, yeah, I didn't want to do
this. Why am I bringing? Yeah here I am looking crazy. Can't
help it. But that's the best that's And then I'm like, yes,
what you like I want? Oh when you got him like that? Yeah,
if he got me like that, I'm still kind of like, you
know what it is, what it is, I'm going to get that dick
and what's that drive? Like the drive is always fun, the drive,
the way, all of that stuff. To me, it's the anticipation that
makes it exciting because then it's like when I get it in here, when
I get over there like already know. It's always kind of like Christmas.
It is like Christmas is coming and you it's fun. Like you said,
you don't like Landerie half the time. Landerie isn't even for the niggas,
like for me, like ooh, I'm ready, like feel I'm sexy.
I cut my shit on like he gone this. Niggas don't have that.
Niggas don't have like you don't like get out the shower and like put on
your little colone and be like I'm about to tear this see up. No,
the cologne is always or the oil is always depending on how what mood
I'm in, So you know that's that's always subjective. And then like the
clothes, I'm trying to wear. The clothes it's going to be the easiest
to come out of, so it's always gonna be jogger's T shirt. You
know what I'm saying. It's never like jeans. I kind of like threw
away all my jeans because walking in jeans is over, it's dead. I'm
not I'm never really feeling that my thighs are getting because I'm working out,
so it's changing. So I had to get I got your new jeans.
And then the you know, the anticipation is, you know, depending on
depending on who the person is, depending on how long the anticipation has been.
Like when you send an appointment and that motherfucking appointment is like a month
out because they don't live here or something like that, and then like that's
no fun because then I don't know you think that's to me, It's like,
okay, it's dragon. A month is a long time. Tell me
when you here. I'm here. I'm about to pull up. No,
I like I like it. I like a motherfucker telling me yo, I've
been fucking the fucking wasn't good. I'm coming to see you. I want
some of that. I need your usual. I miss it that like the
gas gas me boosts my ego. And then now now I'm nervous because like
old ship, now I gotta deliver. So now I'm I'm drinking water.
I'm making sure like it's just the preparation type of thing. Yeah, the
mental thing. I'm gonna keep that up. Yeah. I don't know why
women just don't like giving compliments, but give a nigga a dick compliment.
Yeah, it's pretty, it's long. We don't care about that. We
talk about the performance. We are talking about the Yeah, the performance.
Yeah, yeah, what you did, And then give me a playbo like
that. Yeah, I don't care about the lies. You don't care about
the lies. I don't care about the lies. Like tell her like,
yeah, yeah, you're my favorite right now. Yeah, yeah, you're
my favorite right right now. Yeah, so act accordingly because a lot of
the times, you know, it's just seasonal, so we might not even
be working for that long. So you're my favorite right now, and while
we and if it's going to be a seasonal thing, then let's enjoy it
the best the way that we can. It's just hard because I'd be walking
like let's eat, let's watch a movie or something, let's and then that's
too close to like dating, Yeah, which is whack because I like to
laugh before I fuck. I don't want I don't want to be listening to
some motherfucking R and B and I like all ship not even Yeah, No,
that's just that's just I don't know. I ain't really I ain't really
the jodusy type of nigga. Nah noa no, I ain't really want to
juw Hill playing in the background. Nah really with that, Let's let's let's
discover some new music. You feel me? Yeah, you know what I
mean. Let's let's discover some new music. You like this? Yeah?
Check this out? Oh, check this out? Check this out? Up
pick out, We've got the fuck. Yeah, you know what I mean.
But yeah, thank you for coming over today and delivering on an episode.
You did a really good job. I think the listeners are gonna like
it. I'm excited. Yeah, you you fake mone really good. So
I feel bad for I feel bad for the the niggas that have to deal
with that. Not too many. What the faking? Yeah, I don't
like. I mean I will if I have to. It's fun for me
though, Like I do it with my friends just to do it sometimes just
to get under their skin. And with a nigga it's fun too, because
it's like, oh, you really think I'm in this ship right now,
but I don't. It's not a lot of times when I have to fake
it. I like to just you know, do the real thing, you
like me and the moan or not do? I like what for men to
moan or not? Yeah, I like for me to moan, Like how
have you ever heard a nigga moaning and be like oh no, because it's
because it's like it can be different, like someone them be like you know
some like low moans. It can be the cussin. Yeah, I like
it. I like that shit. Yeah, I see I see women saying
that ship. I want like moan, but don't force it. I don't
want you to fake it. Take this ship, bitch, get off of
me. No no, no, no, no no no. I don't
know if I don't even know if I Yeah, I've had to, I've
had to before. Really, Yeah, for some heads, I'm looking down
like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's the worst. That's the
worst, especially when she thinks she about to kill it and she don't.
That's crazy. I think that's the best time. Two moan is when you
give in here. It's like that's when that's it's not a fake moan,
but it's like that's the theatrical, that's the that's the that's the performance,
that's the performance. Because the more you do it, the more Yeah,
and then it's like now I'm real turned on. That's you know. You
know I didn't know that because if a woman took your dick without a silent
I don't know, because sometimes she'd be in it, so she ain't even
really see. Yeah, you can be you can be silent and doing it.
I mean, you know, it's just like you said, it depends
on the the move, It depends on whatever it is. Thinking about.
Some times she wasn't moaning and I was like, man, my dick an't
beg enough to make her mown. That's crazy. But she was like,
no, no, no, it's good goodness. She concentrating because yeah,
I mean ship. Yeah, when you're eating pussy too, it's kind of
you got to concentrate on on breathing. Depends on how thick her thighs is,
you know what I mean. It's it's different for real, Yeah,
for real thick thighs. Like yeah, you can't. You gotta are you
almost suffocating that motherfucker? Damn there you gotta be. You got a position
to write to where your nose still. Yeah, you gotta do all type
of ship. Bro. I'm just thinking about it right now, Like,
bro, I almost passed out a few times that mother fucking like ty recent
baby boy, Oh my god, almost almost drowned in that because I don't
even know how. I don't even know how I even showed my face if
I accidentally passed out because I thought i'd have more air in me. You
okay, yeah there? What was happened? If a nigga passed out giving
you here, how would you have you pat yourself on the back or not?
Would you be more scared? I would be a little scared because it's
like, like are you holding your breath? Like maybe what's going on is
a stick that down here dying? Listen. That's the thing when you sit
on their face, that's what they won't I've seen. I've seen that fetish
on Twitter. The chick got paid a lot of money to basically sit on
a nigga's face suffocate. I mean, if that's what you went too,
how you telling them? Nigga? How would you want a motherfucker to tell
you that be like hey see yeah, yeah, I mean you can just
I feel like you can have the sexual conversations before it's time to have sex.
So it's like we're just chilling. We had this talk. Now I'm
in this moment. I'm like, okay, let me go ahead and get
that prior knowledge started. Get it cracking. That's very interesting, m very
interesting. Well again, thank you so much for coming through. As it's
gonna be fire. I'm gonna do some really good sound design because I gotta.
I gotta show my nuts on niggas. Pause. Sometimes you just sometimes
you just gotta do that, man. But thank y'all, listeners. I
really do appreciate y'all. I love y'all. I miss y'all. And uh,
if we got time, we could do another one before your break is
over. All right, all right, thanks for having me, no problem,