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Hello, everybody, Welcome to Rose
Pricks. It's The Bachelorette and it's episode

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two. I don't know why my
voice just went up like five octaves.

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Yeah. No, you're really into
it. You're so excited. We're gonna

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be so excited. Here. Let
me just give you a couple of like

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overall thoughts about this season. I
really and I'm not trying to dissuade anybody

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from watching it, but this is
I feel like, if you're listening to

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this, you're already either in watching
it or you're just or you're not and

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you're just listening to our podcast,
which is fine. Either way is fine.

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I had some hopes for this because
Cecily, you have like a little

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bit of an insider scoop that told
you this is going to bring it absolutely

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and I have like a big insider
scoot from Bachelor Nation, from that world,

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like bigger, bigger bait, somebody
whose name I can't even say,

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and he's like, trust me,
trust me on this are his initials,

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MF. His initials. Her initials
are CLO. What your friends with Charity?

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It's Spencer, you guys. I
didn't want to say anything. I

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was really trying to keep this like
a little secret. But it's my good

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friend Spencer, of which I have
a lot to say this episode about Spencer

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and what's happening there. Do you
have a lot to say about Just trust

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trust you me, you me trust, Like that's the thing I'm trying to

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get going. You me trust girl
trust here. Okay. So look,

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this is what I'm feeling. My
feelings. I'm having big feelings. My

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feelings are that nothing is going to
fucking happen in this season. So they're

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trying to make these dramas. This
is the most forced drama this whole spring

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break Gate is like what you got? Come on, you guys, you

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have to have something better than Like
everybody's acting like they're on spring break?

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What does that even mean? Like
nobody should flip in a pool Like that's

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crazy. These people are acting like
they're having they're just here to have some

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fun, okay, when Charity's not
even there. I just felt like then

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they tried to make this a runner
through the whole episode, and I was

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like, there's better things that would
hopefully come up, And it worries me.

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This is what I'm saying to you. It worries me that that's that's

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what you got. That's what we're
trying to make happening. Here's what worry

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break Gate. It worries me is
that people on that go on these shows

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are so like ridiculously easily swayed that
a producer comes in and is like,

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guys, does this kind of feel
like does it kind of feel like Branden's

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on spring Break? And they're like, yeah, you know what, it

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does feel like spring Break. They're
like, yeah, why because like jello

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shots and stuff. He's just like
crazy and it's like a break. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, Is it like
spring break though? Yeah, Like

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it's just producers speak. It's just
another thing to try to get like a

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buzz thing and we're doing here.
We're doing it. I wonder if there's

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like other things they came up with
them. They're just like, just feel

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like a winter ball. No,
it doesn't feel like a win. No,

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it's not that because there's a pool
and they're in la Like, what

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does this this is feel like a
bar mitzvah? Do you feel like a

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lot of the guys are acting like
this is like a bar mitzva and like

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they're just like hoisting each other up
on chairs and carrying each other over their

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heads, like, do you feel
like they're just not taking it seriously because

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they're they're hoping to get like an
envelope full of cash. Yeah, like

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they're getting a government bond for like
five it's five dollars. Now, who

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knows what it's gonna be when that
just put that Put that away. That

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little bond is silver, a little
silver nickel. Put that away. Do

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you feeling like that? And they're
like, no, I don't, I'm

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not feeling that, but like something
close. What's what's his name? What's

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the one that's it's starts with an
a. What's the one that's starting all

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this problem? Adrian? Do you
think Adrian's just like, well, I

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mean I'm not Jewish, like I
didn't have a bar mitzvah, but yeah,

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I mean I do have some Jewish
friends, and yeah that that that

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rings true? You know what?
Yeah, yeah, oh, Adrian,

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I am Jewish and I did have
a bar mitzvan This doesn't feel like that

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at all, But now it's too
late. He's just really caught up in

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the He keeps going with really yeah, and the producers are like, Okay,

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we're not We're actually not going to
go with the barmispa thing we are,

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we're moving that over to spring Break, and he's like, I really

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like the barmis the analogy. It
really does feel like that. I just

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hate you no much. I understand
these shows it's all manipula. So much

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as manipulation. I understand, like
how to separate reality from whatever I guess,

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But when I can see the claw
marks or the puppet strings of a

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producer, I just lose my mind. That hate it, That's what I'm

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saying in And then it's like,
you know, at some point, Adrian's

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going to be like, I was
done, done dirty, Like they really

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push this on me. They wanted
me to be like kind of the spokesperson

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totally. And then they're going to
watch it back and go, what the

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all these people are like they should
both go home. Adrian is going to

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be like, that's not what the
producers were promising me and to me,

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just based on body language, just
based on you know, spoiler alert at

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the Rose ceremony, and we'll get
to that. She wasn't into Adrian.

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This is one of those where she
has to keep certain people that are that

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are fighting us. They that isn't
the thing. I mean, we've already

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assed that. We all know that
by now, like that's something they have

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to do and they don't want to
do it. But it seems to me

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she still likes Braydon even after like
which I We're going to get to Braden.

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press. Yes. Okay, So
let us begin with Charity and her Kermit

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green jacket. What did you think
about like it was? That? Was

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that I like the jet foot a
little heavy for Los Angeles. I feel

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like a little little thick. But
I kid, I but you know what,

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I compare everything now to the way
Katie Thirsty was dressed and she it

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was so bad that everything I see
on Charity is a huge step up.

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Oh, I agree. She's an
amazing dresser. Everything she's also you know,

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Charity, and she's stunning everything from
the gold dress at the end to

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I mean, I'm all always on
Style Spotter, Yes, always always.

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Like I looked up the green gets
it's it's not as affordable anymore with Charity

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because this is some real good stuff. I loved. I love that,

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but you know, it was a
little it was a little bright, it

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was a little it just didn't have
an la vibe but that's all right.

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She's just doing her thing. Yeah, and she's going on and die,

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Yeah, going on the die and
going on to die, and she's uh,

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she's. What I like is she
starts yelling I'm going on a date,

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which I thought was cute. That
seemed like something we would do.

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Hey, everybody to some unseen random
not their audience members crowd, I'm going

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on a date, I wrote.
She's got more personality, way more personality

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on her own season than she did
on Zach season. Oh one, totally

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completely. So yeah, she's excited, she's gorgeous. She's not the problem

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now as we thought. We thought
it was gonna be like, oh god,

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she's going to be so boring and
she's so pageanty. Yes she is

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pageanty, but she's not going to
be the issue with this season. Yeah.

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Obviously Braden is out of control,
but I'm trying. I'm holding my

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thoughts on him as they grow,
because they're growing, as his earrings grow

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in every scene, like he's my
ceiling looking extra. She's absolutely insane.

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Okay, So first of all,
I've wrote this down because I really was

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really gave this a lot of thought. I am all for guys that like

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wear a little make it like.
I don't believe guys should be all masculine

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and all like wear you know,
cross dress a little. I grew up

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in the eighties. I like guys
in lipstick. Honestly, I don't see

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why you wouldn't wear a little lip
glass. But he looks like he looks

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like you're like your mom's sister,
the sister she doesn't like, who's like,

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let's go to Checos. It looks
like he's gone to Chicos and bought

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every scarf, those feather earrings,
full on Chicos. And he's not also

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so defensive of it, like he
mean, you know, like, yeah,

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I'm wearing a scar If you got
a problem with it, it's like

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nobody has a problem with your scarf. They have a problem with your attitude.

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Well, he just looks, I
mean, but he looks for it.

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Yeah, exactly, like he's like
he's gonna be you know, it's

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twenty twenty three. This is the
thing, No, you're it's the problem

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isn't the attitude either, it's that
you're wearing three scarves. And again,

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let me just reiterate from Chicos right
and look and daring people to have a

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problem with it, right, It's
like I'm gonna start doing that. I'm

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gonna just wear like the weirdest like
hot pink whatever, with just like these

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little reading glasses it looks like he's
wearing and then these crazy feather earrings like

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you've just you've just been to a
kiosk at the mall, and like when

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do you have a problem with it? Like, yeah, yeah, I

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do. Though it feels like you're
not really dressing your age. Forget that,

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you're like Braiden on the Bachelorette,
Like you right, you're dressed like

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a forty year old woman. I'd
say sixty woman. I'd say a kookie

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yeah, kookie woman, not even
like a psychic, like a psychic,

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a little bit of psychic, and
a kookie woman that like lives Let's say

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where I grew up in. Let's
say Dallas and so. But you want

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to stand out, You're like,
I'm not lack these other women that voted

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for a Trump. I will wear
two scarves at the same time. I

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will do that. I'm different.
I'm I vote blue. Do you know

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what I'm saying? Yes, like
a little bit, And you're just like,

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Okay, you should you probably should
have left Texas along, true or

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whatever it is. It's just not
it's not all coming together. Okay,

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so yeah, he's gonna get I
just kept writing like everyone's worst aunt,

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is what he's reminded. Not so
Jesse even comes out and goes, yeah,

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so what's what the fit? Dude? He's like, I feel like

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you got the rose and now you're
like fuck oh yeah, fuck all y'all?

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Is that what he said to Jesse's
Basically Jesse goes, I feel like

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you got the rose and now you're
like fuck you guys? Yes, yeah,

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which is just do what he wants. Can we date his voice from

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now and as an older lady in
Texas? That's just gonna be my Braden

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voice. Alright. So Aaron B, who we called We always liked Aaron

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B from the beginning. He gets
the one on one one. They're very

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cute. They are cute, but
we do have to remember remember, we

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do have to remember that Aaron B
was the poetry man too, um,

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your poetry man. He was the
one who played the keyboard. Yes,

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I'm positive all right. I was
thinking, No, he's a software salesman

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who's afraid of wasps. No,
episode one, he was playing that.

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He played her the keyboard and she
was like, oh not with the not

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you with the poem. Not the
poem. Yeah, I did love that.

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But he's also he has that he's
got the flip coin right, yes,

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yes, that's there, and by
which we finally found out, as

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we thought we'd find out last episode
it was a two sided coin, which

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was really funny. He's finally able
to say that she's coming across a little

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pageanty at first, but you know, so they both have military dads.

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I like that. Yeah. So
there they start driving right my neighborhood by

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the way, that's there. They
go like by my street. Yeah seriously,

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Yeah, that was weird and it
felt dangerous. I was like,

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get out, you guys, what
do you do? Well? What is

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the budget this year? Right?
So they're they're they've been driving like let's

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say an hour, because they haven't
even gotten to their first destination yet.

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And Charity's like, he just makes
me feel like I'm the only one here

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and the only one in the room, and he makes me feel like I'm

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the best version of myself an hour. This is the Charity's problem with dating.

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This is why she's having to be
on a dating show and why she

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has bad relationships this is because she's
too all in too easily. Well that's

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the whole show, right, I
mean I feel like they all are.

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They're all like, this is what
you say to somebody in your wedding toast,

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he makes me the best version of
myself? Yeah, in twenty minutes.

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I mean that's again that's probably producer
talk because they're probably like, does

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he make you the second best version
of yourself? And she's like, no,

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the best, Okay, let's go
with that. And they're driving so

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lot, Like I can't think of
anything more stressful than driving in Los Angeles.

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I really do hate it so much, so like, let's make that

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the first date. She's not even
she's never even driven here, but it's

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like, yeah, let's put her
behind the wheel. Let's put her on

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a wine on Mulholland, which they
did, which is like super windy,

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and a lot of people like,
do not make it. There's a lot

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of ghosts. You will see a
lot of visions at night if you drive.

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For case a point, is that
how he died? I think,

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okay, but that's yeah. It
felt dangerous and it seemed like Aaron b

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was a little nervous, and I
would be too. He was not like

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backseat driving, but he seemed like
like clenching his jaw like this is crazy.

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Probably hadn't a foot on an emergency
brake. Yeah, M like I

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would have visit like an imaginary you
know what I mean. Like his foot

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was probably moving to the break a
lot. If it were Fried with the

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Bachelorette, I'd be like and that
they were like, Okay, your first

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date is you get this red convertible
which is already like a death trap that's

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convertible, and you're gonna drive up
into these mountains. You know, like

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this is terrifying, right or are
you with driving? But like not,

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I don't love driving. And then
they're like, well you're going to drive,

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this is how this is what we
planned for the day, and we

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don't, And I would demand a
driver. I'd be like, I'd rather

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Uber. Just get an Uber driver. That'd be kind of funny, and

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you can get the uber, get
him to sign off, or you can

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blur his face or whatever, and
then you can actually talk in the backseat

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or make out or whatever. Plus
that's what helicopters are for. Helicopter at

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the Hollywood sign. Oh my god. Because they don't have the money anymore.

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We're all feeling it. We're all
as they're like, guys, say,

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guys, we're on. We're on
at nine pm now, so we

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don't get those ads. We don't
have that ad money anymore. We better

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we because I wonder how much I
can ask this how much they get per

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date? What do you think it
is? Because it was ten thousand for

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us when I was produce Field producing
M Ready for Love, but that was

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NBC Prime Time. I know it
didn't make it, but it was supposed

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to. I mean, there's should
have been a lot of money. So

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what do you think it's like fifty
thousand a date? No? Less?

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Probably well, I don't know if
you're counting. Is that just are are

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you thinking just for the like amenity, like the actual date or you think

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it's just the crew and the locations. Now that all is factored in somewhere

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else, but each date is like
divided, so it's probably as ten grands.

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So they're like, let's just go, look, get this car.

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We'll get this car for a couple
hundred dollars. Are like, guys back

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helicopters are for fantasy. Fantasy,
that's if you make it that far,

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right, And they probably have a
deal with like a I'm sure somebody owns

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a helicopter at this point. One
of the producers wasn't the most expensive date?

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No, and I just go to
this stupid by the Hollywood sign exactly,

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that's exactly what it is. And
that's what they come up with.

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And nobody like you hike up there
and everyone's tired. It's so hot.

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It was like a fire hazard,
like nobody wants to go behind the oh,

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and she keeps saying like, oh
my god, you're going to freak

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out. He has no idea what's
in store for him. I would have

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been like, okay, so what's
the thing though, Is there a helicopter

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is going to come pick us up
by the Hollywood Sign? Like whoa,

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Oh, okay, I have no
idea what's happening? It secrets or country

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star that's going to pop out between
the the L the W right, it's

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just going to pop out with a
little banjo. That's right exciting. No,

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it just is the Hollywood Sign.
And then and then so they start

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kissing and she's kissing him again,
just the right, and then she's she's

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smiling right, She's like, oh
my gosh, she's smiling, she's so

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happy, and she goes, my
cheeks hurt, and Aaron goes, oh

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no, She's like, no,
it's a good thing. Though, Like,

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does he not know that when you
say your cheeks hurt it's from Smiley?

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Has he never heard that before?
I think he's kind of a literal

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I think he's a little serious.
He's a little literal, a literalist.

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Oh god, that's not going to
work for her. No, he's not

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funny at all. Then I think, oh, no, your cheeks hurt?

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Do you need an ib profan?
No, I I'm smiling. Oh

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do you want do you want me
to rub your cheek? What's She's like?

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Please make this end? Please,
don't have another part of this date?

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Oh do you have an impacted wisdom
too? Do we need to should

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we? Should we take you to
the er? I really no, I

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mean not the ar that's crazy urgent
care or something. I can see one

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from up here, because honestly,
like little side note fun fact, as

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someone who lives in Hollywood, when
you go up to the Hollywood Sign,

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they made it look really pretty like
you're seeing all this cool stuff. Now

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you see a lot of right aids
and urgent cares. That's pretty much what

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LA is made up of. Yeah, I mean all all towns, but

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you know La especially. So okay, back at the house, Aaron asked,

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knows who's here for the right reasons
just so you know, yes,

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yes, and Adrian, who's a
real turn. They're also they're bull sitting

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there. They're just looking, they're
surveying what's happening, and they're like,

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these guys are immature, but I
like that. But then in their defense,

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Braden is like screaming, so I
give me a drink. We fell

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so I, oh, that's right. It's like while you're up. And

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by the way, I'm totally a
while you're up person. If I've had

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a drink and I'm in a hot
tub or a pool, which I will

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be in about two hours today,
and I will have that drink in hand,

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and like somebody's like I see someone
put their little flip flops on and

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they're going towards the kitchen, probably
go to the bathroom or make a serious

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call. I'm unrelated to me getting
a drink. I am though, like,

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hey, while you're up and it's
not even just like a beer.

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I'm like, can you fix what
I love? Exactly? It's just two

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exact shots of tequila and then there's
like a little lemon thing from Trader Joe's.

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It's never like easy. So I
felt Braden on that moment. I

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really did. Oh God, that's
while you're up. So yeah, yeah,

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back to the So now we're at
the night portion of the day.

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Where was that supposed to be that? No idea, but I feel like

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I've been at that place before for
a party, like they change, but

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that's not somewhere. It's not like
a restaurant. I kept looking back to

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see like what, I think it's
downtown. I think it's downtown in some

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abandoned like some weird club, I
don't know, hotel, right, So

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just watching someone has to set all
that up, you know, like this

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dumb dinner they're not going to eat, right, So this I thought was

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interesting. I want to like talk
about this with you. So Aaron is

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Aaron is saying that he was in
a four year relationship when he was in

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college and he was playing football,
and he says, I really wasn't a

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good boyfriend. But then I got
therapy. He checked into some therapy.

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He made it sound way dramatic,
like I thought it isn't checked into a

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hospital. But he's like, I
checked into therapy, but but didn't.

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It seem like he skipped over some
stuff. That's what I'm saying. I

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feel like there's something missing. Okay, so you're it sounds like he was

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a terrible boyfriend. It sounds and
it also sounds like he has some jealousy

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issues. That's exactly Oh my god, no, wonder we're friends. That

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is exactly what I wrote down.
That's exactly what I said. And he's

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like skimming it a little just in
case it were to come out right.

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Is kind of like he's getting ahead
of something. It sounds to me like

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he okay, and I could be
really jumping, but it sounds like he

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was like, did not pay any
attention to his girlfriend and was playing football,

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but then was very controlling and because
later he says then he says,

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I've had partners flirt with other guys
and take advantage of the fact that I

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was being vulnerable. Yeah, that
seemed like a real twist, a real

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like gaslighting, yes switch, yes, yeahn't like that I'm vulnerable and I

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really care about you, so now
you're being flirtatious. I have a feeling

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that the women involved in that have
a different story one hundred percent. Maybe

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we can find out, Maybe on
this show we can find out, we

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can dig into that a little bit. And then I thought I didn't love

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the fact that I felt like he
was being very bachelorette's peak, totally like

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two more than you need to be. I mean, we make fun of

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the but he literally said, I
used to put my walls up, but

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now I can put them down.
Now I can put them down. Now

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they're back up, now they're down. That feels disingenuous to me, of

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course, yes, yes, And
I always give a little bit of a

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pass for nerves, and I still
kind of want to like him, so

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I'm not gonna, like completely go
off on him. But that definitely was

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a red flag to me of like, yeah, I mean some women can

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just get really jealous of my vulnerability, Like that doesn't make any sense.

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No, flirt take advantage, they
take advantage, he said they were.

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They took advantage of his vulnerability.
Look, it may be true, but

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then somehow Zach came up. I
don't know if he brought Zack up or

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whatever, and she was that when
she was like, Zach was like,

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yeah, well, I know you
were in a relationship. First of all,

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the relationship she was not in a
relationship with Zach. She was auditioning

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to be the bachelorette with Zach.
She did not care about Zach at all.

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So what the relationship that gave her
a lot of problems was the one

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that she was in for six years
where the guy cheated on her. So

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it seems also weird to be like, yeah, you know, you're a

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big important relationship that you were in
with Zach, because that's what he does.

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He goes, oh, you know, I know when you were you

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know what happened with that with Zach? Like how did that go go down?

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Right? Yeah? Yeah, It's
like there's a little tinge of something

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weird for sure. Okay, so
back at the house, we're gonna come

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back to their date. But back
at the house, Suns out, Buns

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out, which intern date? We
think, who is that that was?

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Who's our older one? I forget
her name, Phillis Phillis, that was

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Phillis. We'll call it Suns out, Buns Out seen that on the TikTok.

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I saw that on TikTok, And
we'll put them in some fluorescent little

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panties like phillis. Please don't call
them panties. Please don't do that.

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So we have Aaron, we have
all the Calebs, doton Ter, Adrian,

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Adrian, sorry, John, all
the cabs, Xavier, James Xavier

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by the way, and this is
this is I'm going to sound nitpicky,

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but at one point somebody called Xavier
pronounced Xavier Xavier, and I was like,

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I think you should have corrected that
when that happened, because that's that's

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why I remember thinking at the time, Oh, I guess am I pronouncing

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Xavier wrong? Is it Xavier?
But I think they should have I think

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they should have told the person they
should have done a retake on that.

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You think they're going to do a
retake on this show that they bear.

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I mean, the fact that it
even comes together at all is amazing to

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me. But yeah, you're right, Okay, you're right. Well,

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because remember this year, I guess
it's a little better edited, but well,

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actually it's not, because when we
get to Spencer, like we're just

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pretending like he was never there.
But James Sean Braden, there's somebody else.

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There's one other guy, but okay, whatever suns out, buds out,

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Braden is on fire, so he's
wrecked to go. Yes, I

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feel. But then we go back
to the date if we're doing it in

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real time, and I just wrote
it's so warm, so bored. That's

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probably when you were talking about him
doing all the like bachelor's speak. But

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then they bring out Lauren you know, you know Lauren Alana. Oh,

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and she's like, oh my god, it's my favorite. Oh. I

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didn't had no idea Lauren Alana was
going to be part of this date.

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And they have to see the name. They're like, uh, we have

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to say Laura and Alana like seventeen
times. So let's just let's just get

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going. I just don't understand and
I will never understand why they're trying to

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make these unknown people, like,
what is that? Do the do the

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record companies just pay the Bachelor a
lot of money? Oh? Totally,

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it's owned So ABC is owned by
I believe Warner is it Warner? No,

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Disney, that's Disney. So but
I don't know what the TV like,

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there's always somebody, so who ever
owns them owns the same like a

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huge music group. So yeah,
they're always trying to do that. I

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just would then why I just don't
understand why not get bigger people? I

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guess they were given on our stupid
on the NBC show, we were given

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like lists like this is NBC was
universal, so this is Universal music,

404
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:48.279
which was huge, and so I
kept trying to throw things out, like

405
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:49.680
you know, I was always trying
to fuck with people in the meetings and

406
00:26:49.839 --> 00:26:52.200
no one ever got my jokes.
So they're like, Okay, so let's

407
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:55.640
come up with some you know,
some cool music. Because they would try

408
00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:57.359
to do the same thing, and
I was like, how hear me out

409
00:26:57.440 --> 00:27:02.359
the Beatles? Now, I'd be
like, now I know Michael Jackson sold

410
00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:04.960
this it was Sony and then he
sold Paul McCartney's. I'm like, they're

411
00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:10.160
like, and they always think I
was serious, like we get Paul McCartney

412
00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:14.880
or just Ringo. We could just
get Ringo for ten thousand, you guys.

413
00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:21.039
But here's what So I think though
that I think I've cracked the case.

414
00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:26.160
Obviously, the record company or the
people that own that are trying to

415
00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:30.000
push them are paying them, and
if they got a better named person.

416
00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:33.160
They'd have to pay the better name
person for their are all just one company

417
00:27:33.279 --> 00:27:37.759
though, I think it's like one
big publicist for Like I said, so

418
00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:42.240
ABC is whoever owns the Disney music, like, you know, whoever owns

419
00:27:42.279 --> 00:27:47.799
that. It's just one company pushing
each other. I feel I'm gonna say

420
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:51.799
that I'd be fighting. I think
they pay. I think the Bachelor makes

421
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:56.240
money. I think Mike Fleiss just
wants the money. Lets this is something

422
00:27:56.279 --> 00:28:00.200
Thatsily find out. Okay find out
for us? All right, So back

423
00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:03.880
to ask night stage. They have
to play dodgeball, which is my worst

424
00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:07.480
nightmare. It is my worst nightmare
too. I used to hide during junior

425
00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:11.200
high. I would hide in the
locker rooms until miss Polanski would come find

426
00:28:11.240 --> 00:28:12.920
me and she's like, you got
to get out there, and I was

427
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:17.039
like, but I will die,
oh, because I would always be targeted.

428
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:21.680
It was terrible. Oh my god. I was always very scrawny.

429
00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:25.480
I was really really like underweight,
and so i'd be you know, it's

430
00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:27.920
like seventy eight pounds and they would
throw the ball really hard and I would

431
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:32.200
would like kill me, yeah,
die and comes because the ghost every time.

432
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:34.680
Um yeah, this is the worst
nightmare. I thought it'd be it

433
00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:37.759
goes they go to the beach,
and wouldn't that be funny if they did

434
00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:41.200
it? And just like that crossover
and you see Miranda in the background picking

435
00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:48.599
up trash. That's the crossover.
Let's see. Yeah, somehow they have

436
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.200
like this weird and they're like,
wait a minute, that Miranda. She

437
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:55.640
lost her She's upside down in a
trash can trying to find her phone.

438
00:28:56.640 --> 00:29:00.599
I love a crossover, I do, really do. So they yeah,

439
00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:03.759
so the guys have to wear these
the hot pink speedos like you said.

440
00:29:04.279 --> 00:29:08.480
Also, I don't like this thing
where they say, like, Okay,

441
00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:12.720
the winner gets to go have more
time with her. I just I think

442
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:17.000
it always they think it's going to
lead to drama, and it always just

443
00:29:17.079 --> 00:29:22.839
leads to kind of uh, okay, totally nothing. Yeah, there's nothing

444
00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:27.039
that's different or whatever. So at
one point I thought, I wonder if

445
00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:32.160
you thought the same thing. They
didn't explain that the guys were like drawing

446
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:37.000
stuff on themselves, So I thought
that the wrestler had a Bible quote tattooed.

447
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:40.759
I thought that too, that is
what it was, right, No,

448
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:45.359
three eleve three, Kay, let's
Caleb b by the way, Oh

449
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.440
okay, and I don't I mean, I don't think so. No,

450
00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:53.000
it's totally a Bible quote. It
was either three eleven three colon yeah,

451
00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:57.480
sixteen okay, but it washed off
of him later. That's not an actual

452
00:29:57.480 --> 00:30:02.119
tattooed because he also had something on
his back about charity. Yeah. No,

453
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:04.799
they wrote shit, but it is
if we did write a Bible quote.

454
00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:08.559
Okay, but at least that's least
better than if the Bible quote was

455
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:15.480
tattooed there in huge numbers. Oh
yeah, I mean that would be kind

456
00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:18.240
of crazy. It was very strange
and like it wouldn't be a very good

457
00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:21.960
tattoo. It was like kind of
sloppily written. Right, Sorry if I

458
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:26.559
sound out of it. I'm texting
my my source on The Bachelor about that

459
00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:30.720
question about if they have to pay
the musicians. Who pays who? Because

460
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:33.079
he writes back right away, yeah, I noticed the three sixty and I'm

461
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:37.079
like, I'm all right, okay, and then oh they're just so the

462
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:44.480
Pink team wins and Adrian gets he's
becomes MVP of the other team. Yeah,

463
00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:47.519
so he gets to go with the
Pink team to the after party and

464
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:51.640
the wrestler is really upset about this. He's mad because he feels like he

465
00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:52.680
did all the work and I just
want to point out during well, all

466
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.160
this is happening. I don't know
if you caught this, but Warwick,

467
00:30:56.599 --> 00:31:00.559
who's still there, he bowed like
when they're like yay for the Pink team

468
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:04.640
and everyone's like yay, and then
he just bowed. I thought that was

469
00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:08.960
just you didn't see that. No, that's weird started bowing. I thought

470
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.640
it was odd, but it was
in the background, Like I think they

471
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:15.480
just couldn't, you know, they
just saw him in the background doing that,

472
00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:19.359
right for real? Yeah, Adrian
gets to join. Everybody's pissed whatever.

473
00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:22.839
The wrestling dude is like, well, I oh, it's not fair,

474
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:30.200
right, But then so Adrian is. They're really trying to make Braden

475
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:33.039
to be the villain, like right
over there, they're working it hard.

476
00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:37.200
So they have Adrian going, they
have him saying, they have Adrian saying

477
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:41.160
sorry, I got a little confused. They have Adrian saying I don't think

478
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:48.039
he really deserved to be there.
Now. I am positive that Braden is

479
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:52.599
not being the villain, just completely
on his own. I am sure that

480
00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:55.799
they were like so do you think
he deserved to be there? Do you

481
00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:59.440
think of all the players, of
all the players that were on the team,

482
00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:01.920
do you think he should have gone
to the after party? And I'm

483
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:05.680
sure they got Braden to go.
Oh no, there are other people,

484
00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:08.440
of course, yeah, that's the
only thing that yes, of course.

485
00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:14.400
Meanwhile, Braden's like I just wrote, I wrote down, is Braden is

486
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:17.000
Braden dressing up to try to get
live in an all woman apartment building like

487
00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:22.359
bos and Buddies Because at this point
now it has become like a Buffy Hildegard

488
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:29.839
situation, because it's not like I
know, there will be an episode where

489
00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:35.319
there's just a full like old eighties
wig, right right right. He's like,

490
00:32:35.440 --> 00:32:38.440
I thought I was on the Bachelor
and they're like, no, it's

491
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:42.480
the Bachelorette. And he's like,
oh, oh, okay, okay,

492
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:49.559
you're I mean, it's so out
of control. I need ten more scarves

493
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:52.400
and I need my glasses to get
a little bit smaller, a little bit

494
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:55.079
tiny, and they're gonna sit right
on my nose. This is insane.

495
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:59.519
This is not even Cheekos anymore.
Now, this is like an off brand.

496
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.160
It's not even that right, right, it's like, you know how

497
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:06.160
like in some malls or whatever is
small town would be like Pico's. Yeah

498
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:13.079
yeah, claim this guy by the
way, I gotta I gotta text back

499
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:16.240
for our question. It says it
depends on the artist. So sometimes they

500
00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:20.440
have to pay to promote their album, like you thought, and then sometimes

501
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:22.200
it's the other way around. It's
just someone that's on the same music label.

502
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:28.440
Okay as BBC. Okay, that's
interesting. Or yeah, all right,

503
00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:30.759
so I wrote John is so oh
the Pearl? Yeah, and not.

504
00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:36.680
At some point, who was who
was Charity saying we're just goofing.

505
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:39.039
We just like goofing. She said
that about somebody, was that Brandon?

506
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:45.559
I don't know. She that reminds
me of I don't remember what's the show?

507
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:47.960
Oh my god, Reno nine one
one. There's this one point.

508
00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:52.079
Do you remember the scene where the
cop is like just new. He's wearing

509
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:58.400
boots like shorts and booths and he
goes just new boot goofing. Okay,

510
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:00.599
that's what. Now we have to
say that every time for charity see bog

511
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:06.079
Skuffen. And then yeah, last
thing I'm gonna say about the earrings,

512
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:07.000
But I mean it's not the last
thing I'm gonna say about the thing.

513
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:10.599
But now now it's like they're little
pearls like you get from Claire's, like

514
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:15.039
the first time you get ears Parish. Actually it wouldn't even be that because

515
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:16.920
they actually give you a gold stud
because they don't want you to get infected,

516
00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:21.440
so they wouldn't give you cheap fake
pearls, right, players, Right,

517
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:23.960
but now he's moved. He keeps
changing the earrings. Obviously I've noticed,

518
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:28.559
right, he's Sean is changing them
at the beach. Yeah, John

519
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.800
is a cutie. We find out
he apparently he played basketball. Yeah,

520
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:36.480
he let us know that. Yeah. And then okay, then she makes

521
00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:38.880
out with him, and then she's
like that really surprised me, Like when

522
00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:42.320
he tried to make out with me. I'm not doing her accent, right,

523
00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:45.679
Did it surprise you though? Because
you and John made out night one?

524
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:50.519
So like are you that's are you
really shocked that you made out again?

525
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:53.639
Right? Okay, right, it
makes no sense. I mean,

526
00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:58.119
well, she just has she has
to say something. So then there's the

527
00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:00.960
again, the fake fighting. Betwe
I mean, I just Adrian, don't

528
00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:04.840
take the bait, just ignore him. I don't need to take the bait.

529
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:07.239
And then run to because, like
you said, the tattletale is always

530
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:10.400
going to go home. She's not
into you. No, be cool.

531
00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:19.199
So so then Adrian and Charity talk
and Adrian is like, hey, like

532
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:22.559
just what want you to know immediately
that I have a daughter, which he

533
00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:27.880
did not mention before. No,
No, we and the and he tells

534
00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:30.920
us that having a daughter has made
him softer. You know, so this

535
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:37.800
guy is too serious. He's like, listen, I take this real seriously,

536
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.880
Like I'm not out there flipping in
a pool acting like this is spring

537
00:35:40.920 --> 00:35:45.039
break because it's not. This is
serious break. Okay, it's not even

538
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:47.519
spring. It's winter. Yeah,
and I'm on a clock, not on

539
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:51.880
a break. Okay. It feels
more like confirmation, like when you're thirteen

540
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:54.480
or sixteen dependent, like and when
you're Catholic and you get confirmed in your

541
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:58.079
church. Is that what it feels
like to you? Let's go with that.

542
00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:02.280
He seems here for confirmation. So
no specifics that they air, and

543
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:07.920
I feel like if they had specific
things he said, like listen, Braden's

544
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:14.000
just out there getting drunk and talking
trash. But he doesn't say anything.

545
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:17.159
He's just and it doesn't even come
out that he said anything later, so

546
00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:21.800
I don't think he said anything.
Besides, you know, I take this

547
00:36:21.880 --> 00:36:27.119
seriously and other people don't take it
seriously. Which just back at the mansion,

548
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.960
people are flipping in the pool where
she's not there, as we talked

549
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:35.559
about at the beginning. But suddenly
Charity, given no specifics, is like,

550
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:39.440
I must talk to the guys and
tell them this is serious. And

551
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:45.840
then Charity comes storming out, okay, ruining her evening, and she's like,

552
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:50.840
guys, there might be people here
who are treating this like it's spring

553
00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:53.719
break, and I want to be
clear. I am here only to meet

554
00:36:53.760 --> 00:37:00.760
my person, not for spring or
breaks. Okay, so breaks, not

555
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:05.719
for summer, sometimes not for my
husband. This is my Yeah, it's

556
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:07.880
a made up thing that they all
got everybody riled up about, and now

557
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.079
we're all and it's just like again
too, I wrote, like, wait,

558
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:16.360
what people for the wrong reasons?
No, I can't believe they're still

559
00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:21.559
doing this. But okay, we
know this all right, So then wait,

560
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:23.480
can we hold for one second and
you can keep this going, You

561
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:27.519
can vamp for a second. I
just have to turn my air off because

562
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:30.119
I forget if I make it too
cold. Here here's real talk, real

563
00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:35.119
talk bachelor friends. If I make
it too cold at leaks all over my

564
00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:44.079
apartment, I think that's good.
All right, all right, So Adrian

565
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:50.119
and Braden get into like a serious
off. Braden's like, you know what,

566
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:53.000
like I'm not I'm not solemn okay, like you know what, I

567
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:58.159
want someone who loves me for me, which is like not that serious.

568
00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:02.320
And Adrian's like, oh well,
I'm serious, like I'm serious about stuff

569
00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:07.960
and like I need somebody who like
appreciates my seriousness. And I think Charity

570
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:13.840
appreciates seriousness more than not seriousness,
more than solemnity. Okay, So which

571
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:19.039
this all felt like such a reach
to me. How about you totally the

572
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:22.559
whole thing as we've said. Meanwhile, they're having this argument and like Braden's

573
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:27.400
like outfits are getting bigger, the
earrings are getting bigger, right they just

574
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:30.199
like I said, full on,
he's now just ready to go. So

575
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:37.519
now it's the next day and Charity
is still upset that some people could possibly

576
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:40.679
be having too much fun when she's
not there. So this is okay,

577
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:46.320
this irritates me on this show.
Okay, when there's a thing where like

578
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:52.159
they're at a group date and the
woman gets upset because the guys aren't focusing

579
00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:55.760
on her enough because they're talking to
each other. That always irritates me.

580
00:38:57.119 --> 00:39:00.639
I'm like, people are allowed to
enjoy, like joke around with each other,

581
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:05.280
like what they should just be all
eyes on you all the time,

582
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:07.760
constantly trying to talk to And I
see that a lot, but this is

583
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:13.159
even way beyond that, Like how
dare these guys have fun when I'm not

584
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:17.679
here? Like she wasn't getting her
I wasn't getting that as much from her.

585
00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:21.639
I know she's like saying the things
that the producers are saying to say,

586
00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:25.599
but like I haven't gotten yet from
her that she feels insecure. I

587
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:30.280
think she's gonna get mad for the
right reasons later, but I don't.

588
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:32.920
I don't feel that yet. Like
or we're at there? Are we now

589
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:37.159
at the place where Gabby and Rachel
show up yes on our new date?

590
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:39.599
Okay, first of all, we
didn't need that, And I have to

591
00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:42.800
say, and you may disagree with
me, I know, I know we

592
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:46.519
loved Gabby last time. I don't
need to see her again. No hitting

593
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:50.159
me. I was like not into
it. Rachel, I don't even know

594
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:53.360
what's going on there I feel for
her at this point, I just and

595
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:57.719
I just don't. I don't get
the Rachel thing. And look, if

596
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:00.000
she wanted to be a guest on
our show, I would be all about

597
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:04.679
out it and I would retract everything. But I just don't. I don't

598
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:07.360
get the Rachel thing. I see
on Reddit threads people love her. They

599
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:10.760
think she was done dirty by the
show. I don't. I don't.

600
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.039
I just don't get either of them
at this point. And we didn't need

601
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:16.480
them back. I mean, I
know there was some energy that was brought

602
00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:20.440
in, but this, I mean, this is some group. First I

603
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:22.480
wrote the group of guys. I
was like, all right, well it's

604
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:25.000
not bad because we've got some you
know, some good people here. But

605
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:29.280
then I was like, we haven't
even seen We're this far into the show

606
00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:32.440
and we haven't even done one single
shot yet of Spencer. And then all

607
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:35.360
of a sudden, as soon as
I had that thought, there he is.

608
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:38.000
He's on the date. But they're
not. They are not addressing him.

609
00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:42.400
Really again, I will say,
he looks exactly like Jake Lazy from

610
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:45.920
White Lotus, and I think the
Office and things like that, but he

611
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:49.880
and my here's my is it time? For Spencer theory and it's kind of

612
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:53.519
serious. I think what happened and
this is not from my source, but

613
00:40:53.599 --> 00:40:59.679
this is my opinion. I think
they realized that this is not funny,

614
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:05.920
Like he's definitely I think he's,
you know, a neurodivergent. And I

615
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:08.760
think like it was beginning to feel
as we saw from the first episode was

616
00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:12.000
like, oh no, like they
were people were going to be able to

617
00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:15.000
mock him from that, which is
unacceptable, and I'm really glad they pulled

618
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:20.000
back from him. You know,
I asked, I'm not going to mention

619
00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:27.400
any names, but it's a friend
of mine, but I m how do

620
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:30.519
I put this? Okay? I
asked this person, I just said,

621
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:35.199
do you think that you know,
he's neurodiver divergent? What I actually said

622
00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:37.519
was do you think he could be
on the spectrum? And my friend said,

623
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:42.719
well, maybe by the way that
he is on the on the Like

624
00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:47.719
show, but inside interviews, like
I guess he's seen some stuff that he's

625
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.480
done for other interviews, he said, he doesn't come off that way at

626
00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:54.960
all. He's so his theory is
that he's just nervous. Oh well,

627
00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:59.119
that makes me even I mean,
he's not the right guy for the now,

628
00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:02.000
that's what I know. I still
think. I mean, obviously he

629
00:42:02.079 --> 00:42:06.760
was just basically written out of the
show. I mean they really they had

630
00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:08.159
him on this date because they had
to, but they didn't. When we

631
00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:10.719
go through the things, so they
do this fun thing where they're actually,

632
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:13.639
this is my dream. If I
were going to be on that, I'd

633
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:15.039
be like, this is the one
I'd want to do the kissing challenge,

634
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:19.599
like you just kiss her. It
wasn't really a kissing I'd want. I

635
00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:22.960
think they should have to kiss everyone
and then whoever they liked the best kiss

636
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:25.679
would get to do the Guinness World's
Book a record whatever. The records.

637
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:31.199
Seemed weird that she just got to
pick like yeah, because she wanted exactly

638
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:35.280
Joey right, So yeah, I
would. I think it'd be more fun

639
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.559
to like they used to do on
other shows. I feel like that was

640
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.440
something like that was a game they'd
do on Bachelor in Paradise where it's like,

641
00:42:42.519 --> 00:42:44.880
you know, you blindfold people,
you gotta kiss him. I love

642
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:49.599
that ship now Here, Okay,
so this part of the show is where

643
00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:53.400
I actually agree. Now, this
could have been more of a of a

644
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:58.719
problem, like in a good way, like an actual real thing besides spring

645
00:42:58.719 --> 00:43:02.840
break, because now you have Adrian
finding out later. Should we just could

646
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:07.000
we should we skip to later or
do you want to talk more about this

647
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:08.880
challenge? Well, let's just do
the let's get rid of the challenge because

648
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:12.159
like, so, you know,
it's kind of a thing where they're kissing

649
00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:15.119
and that's they have these questions like
what's the how would you kiss someone?

650
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:19.039
Where would you put your hands?
They all have like little things that they

651
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:22.639
whatever. Then they have to mime
the kissing, and I thought that was

652
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:24.280
interesting because it was really gross.
Some of them are just like licking the

653
00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:29.760
air. Yeah, but they didn't
show Spencer. He's the only one they

654
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:32.559
didn't show doing that, so he
must have been doing something like really weird.

655
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:37.840
Yeah, I'm telling you, I
agree with this theory. I'm with

656
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:42.480
you. Yeah. Yeah, And
he didn't speak when they had their little

657
00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:45.320
they showed Joey speak everybody, and
they didn't even show him speak. Right,

658
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:47.920
that's huge, that's crazy. So
I think they were kind of just

659
00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:52.159
worried about how that was coming across
from their end as well. They should

660
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:53.800
have been, Yeah, you can't
just bring a show a guy like that

661
00:43:53.840 --> 00:44:00.519
on and mock him unless unless,
in their defense, unless he didn't act

662
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:05.239
like that in the auditions and he
got nervous on the show and he changed

663
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:07.679
the way he's coming across, and
they were like, oh, I think

664
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:10.719
that that would be Yeah, it's
possible. Anything's possible. I mean,

665
00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:14.679
i'd listen to your friend who is
in the know. But at the same

666
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:19.199
time, it's like they know he's
just saying that he what he noticed from

667
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:22.000
like side interviews was he didn't act
like that. Is it Tino? Is

668
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:25.960
that your friend? I don't want
to say we get competitive about Tino because

669
00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:30.760
like he'll like my Instagram stories,
but sometimes he likes your Instagram stories?

670
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:35.400
Which one? Who do you love
Tino? Which is it? Make a

671
00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:39.400
choice? So Joey and Charity do
their big long kiss, which seems nice.

672
00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:44.159
I guess right. I just wrote
Gabby needs to relax. She was

673
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:47.119
just yelling and screaming, and the
guys, Okay, this is important to

674
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:52.880
note. The guys are like annoyed, but kind of a little bit funny

675
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:58.719
annoyed. Yeah, nobody's mad,
nobody's like this is this is disres backfaul

676
00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:01.360
except Bradon No, but he's not
there. Oh oh, yeah at the

677
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:04.239
thing. Yeah, I know,
they're they're cool. They're like, well,

678
00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:07.119
that's the whole point. The whole
point is that Braden's not there,

679
00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:09.159
and nobody is like they're all like, oh my god, this is like

680
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:13.679
uncomfortable. I wish I didn't have
to watch her like make out with a

681
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:16.480
guy like that kind of sucks.
But nobody's like I'm out of here,

682
00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:22.280
I'm being disrespd. Nobody's a yosef. Yeah, yeah that's true. Yes,

683
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:24.679
of course. The one that was
like my mother's going to see this

684
00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:30.239
this? Yeah, my daughter?
What about my daughter? So why I

685
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:34.719
wrote this down? But this just
really made me laugh when after the kiss

686
00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:37.519
whatever, you know, they're doing
their little on the fly interviews and they're

687
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:38.800
like, Joey, what was that, Like do you really like kissing Charity

688
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:42.840
like that? And he just goes
all of a sudden, that was his

689
00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:47.719
voice. It was really closed it
down, goes that was amosing. So

690
00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:52.440
he gets the one on one and
then okay, yeah back at the house.

691
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:53.960
This is where we were where people
are starting, This is where they

692
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:59.480
start getting riled up. And I
also hate little pet peeve when on these

693
00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:01.920
shows when got anybody goes, well, I really hope they had fun on

694
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:05.599
their date. Who would say that. Imagine if you and I were on

695
00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:07.599
the show on the Bachelor and we're
like back at the house and we're like,

696
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:10.519
I really hope they had a good
time. Be cool man, supportive.

697
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.840
No he didn't. And then somebody
goes they go, yeah, Joey

698
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:19.880
killed it. He killed it.
Yeah, didn't didn't kill it. No,

699
00:46:20.039 --> 00:46:23.360
he didn't at all. He told
a cheesy story about where she wanted

700
00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:30.239
to kiss him anyway, right right, right? So yeah, So the

701
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:32.800
only one who looked kind of mad, by the way was Josh the Harvard

702
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:37.519
guy, and I thought they did
him a little dirty because I was like,

703
00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:40.000
he's really sweet. I think they
just caught him at a like a

704
00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:45.000
mean angle. Yes maybe possibly.
All right, yeah, now that's a

705
00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:50.280
good So back at the house,
Adrian and Braden are arguing again, and

706
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:57.039
Braden is mad on the other guy's
behalf because he starts telling the guys like,

707
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:00.119
you were being disrespected, you had
to watch charity of a four minute

708
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:05.159
kiss like that's not okay. And
then Adrian's like, well what did you

709
00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:09.199
want them to do? Like storm
out? And Braden is with his you

710
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:14.920
know, dangly earrings wagging back and
forth like a stern. Aunt is like,

711
00:47:14.960 --> 00:47:17.440
well, I wouldn't just stand there
and be disrespected. I'd leave.

712
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:22.039
I'm gonna pack my bags. He
said, I might just pack my bags

713
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:23.880
and yeah, might not come back. This is not the kind of woman

714
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:28.480
I want to be with. That's
wearing like a long skirt. He's wearing

715
00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:31.480
like a super long skirt, like
a cone bra like from Madonna's like Vogue

716
00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:36.280
period. So where'd you get the
cone brast? What is it that you're

717
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:42.679
even doing here? Because he's like
I'm a house mother. Everyone's like what,

718
00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:46.480
I didn't even know a mother on
the show Need a house He's like,

719
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:49.440
oh yeah, yeah. I was
like, do we know it's you?

720
00:47:49.559 --> 00:47:52.599
Braden? It's like the brother And
by the way, I wrote that

721
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:54.400
down around this poem, like where's
the brother? What if every time there's

722
00:47:54.440 --> 00:47:58.880
like a lamp or plant in the
background, the brother just slowly pops up

723
00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:01.159
out of the plant and then goes
back in. He's like I'm watching you

724
00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:09.079
still goes back and they're like plant
ya, or what if? What if?

725
00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:13.920
With Brandon like all these outfits,
we find out that is his brother.

726
00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:17.360
He takes off I'm at like mission
impossible style just takes off the mask.

727
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:21.960
It's me and I've been watching you
guys the whole time, and I'm

728
00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:23.880
not like what I see Just every
time he does it, though, it

729
00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:30.280
is the Dustin Hoffman moment. It's
not. It's not Brandon, it's not

730
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:37.800
it's Edwin. Kimberly, You're like
Edward Kimberly. I'm not. I am

731
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:40.880
not Brad. Okay, Yeah,
I just kept looking for the brother to

732
00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:45.199
just pop up behind like a drink
station or like anywhere. Just we're just

733
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:53.280
gonna let that out let that go, Kimberly, it's nearby, Kimberly.

734
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:55.599
Yeah, that, Oh my god? That? Why does that make me

735
00:48:55.679 --> 00:49:02.719
laugh so hard? Dad, I'm
Duane and all muckingly No, oh my

736
00:49:02.760 --> 00:49:07.119
god, it's like a joke for
like four people. I know. It's

737
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:08.559
I was just gonna say, we
are. It's a little dated. I

738
00:49:08.639 --> 00:49:12.599
know a lot of people that listen
to this have not seen Twitsy, But

739
00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:15.360
if you haven't, you really should. It's one of the best movies of

740
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:19.400
all It really holds up. It
does hold up. It's probably a little

741
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:22.800
problematic, but it holds up.
Yeah. Okay, so now Joey and

742
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:25.039
Charity are hanging out and they make
out for a little bit and then Joey

743
00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:29.880
tells Charity that his parents got divorced. Okay, tells her this story.

744
00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:34.599
I love that being gay, Like
it's yes, he's not divorced because he

745
00:49:34.800 --> 00:49:37.519
had come out. But didn't she
seem really checked out of the story.

746
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:42.760
Okay, not only did she seem
checked out, but she just she found

747
00:49:42.760 --> 00:49:46.039
a way to make it about herself. Oh my, I totally yes,

748
00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:50.360
I thought I wrote down she's either
a little drunk, a little tipsy,

749
00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:53.400
or she's just like her eyes were
glazing over. Why wouldn't you say,

750
00:49:53.559 --> 00:49:57.280
Okay, there's so many things you
could say to that, and I and

751
00:49:57.360 --> 00:50:00.679
I'm like, listen, I love
I love this for the Bachelor. I

752
00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:07.440
love these stories. I'm so I'm
so happy about this honest life. But

753
00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:12.159
the way that Charity reacted, and
I'm not saying there's anything like that,

754
00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:16.800
she's not accepting. I think it's
beautiful. But her reaction was so strange

755
00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:22.000
because she's like huh, huh,
huh. She doesn't flinch or anything.

756
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:23.800
She does seem checked out, like
you said, and then she goes,

757
00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:29.079
yeah, love is like so important. It's like the most important thing because

758
00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:31.480
like, my parents are straight and
they've been together forty eight years. Oh

759
00:50:31.519 --> 00:50:34.400
my god, I've noticed the same
thing. It was like, yeah,

760
00:50:34.440 --> 00:50:37.760
my parents, my dad and mom, man and woman. I did feel

761
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:40.400
like that, and then she was
making it. Then she's like trying to

762
00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:44.159
give him a compliment. So she's
just like one thing I really not,

763
00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:46.320
like one thing I love about you
or one thing I really noticed about you.

764
00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:49.440
And I thought she was just going
to say, is that your dad

765
00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:52.239
is gay. That's just one thing
I really knew about you. Like it's

766
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:55.639
like she's just not No one's making
sense at this point, right, But

767
00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:59.800
then he gets a rose anyway because
he's not She's like, he's not holding

768
00:50:59.800 --> 00:51:04.599
back, not holding back, But
why wouldn't you say to him, like,

769
00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:07.239
how about? How about? That
must have been really hard for you.

770
00:51:07.239 --> 00:51:10.880
You're a therapist, charity, Like
you're a therapist, you have no

771
00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:15.519
right, you have no comment to
that, Like no, Like I mean,

772
00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:17.840
I know he's saying, like,
listen, it's all good now,

773
00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:22.599
and it taught me about love and
acceptance and all that stuff, and that's

774
00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:27.480
so great. But at the time
that might have been a little bit how

775
00:51:27.519 --> 00:51:30.119
about just acknowledge, like, wow, you've been through a lot. That's

776
00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:35.440
so great that you were able to
take something good and have this change your

777
00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:38.400
perspective and make you a more accepting
person. There's so many things that she

778
00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:45.760
could have said or anything, or
how about like, yeah, I have

779
00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:50.960
a lot of gay friends in my
life or people LGBT folks, and you

780
00:51:51.000 --> 00:51:53.960
know, it's so beautiful. I
think that everybody deserves like love and accept

781
00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:58.480
There's so many ways you could have
gone with them. Yeah, my parents

782
00:51:58.480 --> 00:52:01.440
have been married for forty eight year
years. Yeah, it's very strange.

783
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:05.920
Even if even if his dad,
if Joey's dad hadn't come out, even

784
00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:08.079
if they were straight, it's still
a weird thing to say. If I

785
00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:10.559
said to someone my parents, like, it'd be like me saying it was

786
00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.920
like, God, I had a
heart surgery, it was really awful whatever,

787
00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:15.199
and be like I've never had heart
surgery. Like, it's just a

788
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:19.840
weird thing to say. Like my
parents got divorced. That was really hard

789
00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:22.159
on me. Oh, well,
it's really important for me that parents were

790
00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:23.760
married because they've been married a Yeah. And by the way, like gay

791
00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:29.599
marriage was illegal forty eight years ago, right when your parents got married,

792
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:32.840
So that's that's a privilege that they
had that they were able to get married.

793
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:37.320
And good for them for being together
forty eight years. But I don't

794
00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:39.119
know. Yeah, it's saying a
little wrong with me. But anyway,

795
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:42.400
okay, me too. I noticed
the same thing. Okay, but back

796
00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:45.159
at the house, Braden's not happy. This is we've already talked about that,

797
00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:47.320
threatened to go home. I hate
the bait and switch. Jesse comes

798
00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:52.440
in bad news, no cocktail party, good news, barbecue party. It's

799
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:57.239
like, what's the difference, what's
the why is it's the same joke every

800
00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:00.119
time, Like you could tell,
even he didn't want to say. I

801
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:01.559
think it'd just be funny if they're
just like, Okay, bad news,

802
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:06.559
no cocktail party, good news.
We were going to kill everyone at the

803
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:08.840
cocktail party. So now you live. But it feels like it's like,

804
00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:12.639
just make it a real thing.
Meanwhile, Sean goes off and gets his

805
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:16.280
hair his tips frosted again. Yes, I imagine he like brought somebody with

806
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:20.719
them for this, like we need
to we need to make sure they're always

807
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:24.519
exactly frosted, like continuity. Yeah, yes, he's always yelling that.

808
00:53:25.159 --> 00:53:30.800
Okay, So everybody's just talking nonsense. I wrote talksense. So they yeah,

809
00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:36.280
they get there. So Doton talks
to her first, and Charity thanks

810
00:53:36.360 --> 00:53:39.599
him for being so genuine and not
treating this like spring break. I mean,

811
00:53:39.960 --> 00:53:44.239
this is her the whole thing.
Now. She brings it up constantly,

812
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:46.760
because I have even my note a
few lines back where she makes another

813
00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:52.320
comment about how she's really happy with
Joey but sad that some guys you know,

814
00:53:52.519 --> 00:53:54.480
think this is spring break. I
just wrote, she's still on that.

815
00:53:55.039 --> 00:54:00.159
Okay, So then Tanner takes her
aside to swear he's like, Okay,

816
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:02.920
one thing I want you to know
for sure is that I am not

817
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:07.880
looking to be like hanging out on
spring break. One thing to know about

818
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:12.119
me, I don't even like spring
break. I didn't even go to college,

819
00:54:12.119 --> 00:54:14.199
so I don't know. I don't
know what that is, or high

820
00:54:14.199 --> 00:54:16.239
school or junior high. I never
had a spring break. I don't like

821
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:22.760
it. I don't like breaks.
And Sean, I'm sorry. I know

822
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:24.679
he's not going to be an important
part of this show, right, but

823
00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:29.079
like the eighties, the eighties villain, and he really does I said this

824
00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:31.199
last time. Nobody cares, but
he looks like hardy gens from some kind

825
00:54:31.199 --> 00:54:35.280
of wonderful if you look it at
it exactly what he looks like. But

826
00:54:35.320 --> 00:54:37.360
then when he tries to be kind
of cute seeing they do a little putt,

827
00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:40.440
he shows or how to do putt
putt, and from the back he

828
00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:45.239
looks like Ellen. I just wrote
is that Ellen. I was a little

829
00:54:45.239 --> 00:54:47.280
tired, and I was like,
wait a minute, why when did Ellen

830
00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:52.639
get on the show? But he
does did enter the show that bed,

831
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:57.000
and we just didn't notice. And
Charity's the only issue with Ellen was just

832
00:54:57.039 --> 00:55:00.639
like I heard it was kind of
a toxic environment on your show. I

833
00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:04.400
don't like that she pulled other people
aside. She's like, did you also

834
00:55:04.480 --> 00:55:07.400
hear about the toxic environment on the
Allen Show? I didn't. I just

835
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:12.440
don't know how Okay, So,
yeah, is off, like going love

836
00:55:12.519 --> 00:55:16.239
is selfish, the pursuit of love
is selfish. So the guys like he's

837
00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:21.800
Shakespeare or something like he's telling them
like he's gotten some sort of wisdom.

838
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:24.320
Then he thinks he's being self effacing
because he's like, I know, I

839
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:28.320
mean I look like a seventies rock
star. No, you don't, you

840
00:55:28.400 --> 00:55:31.440
look like a nineties woman? Yeah, hey, he's now he's wearing like

841
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:37.440
feather roach clips. That's like,
yeah, you look like a woman from

842
00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:40.639
the ball from prestonwood Wall in Dallas
and the Kiosk that I used to work

843
00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:44.119
at, So then you do not
look like a seventies rock star. You

844
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:46.559
can't say that about yourself, no, And then he starts putting on chapstick,

845
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:52.559
like aggressively slathering on chapstick, like
old school chapstick, like go all

846
00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:55.800
the way, get a Bonnie Bell
like lip bomb, and like, you

847
00:55:55.840 --> 00:56:00.760
know, be own it. So
he sits down with Charity. So this

848
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:02.920
is like a big thing, and
I really was like I almost wanted to

849
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:06.280
text you during this part, but
I was watching it kind of late.

850
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:08.800
So he sits down with Charity and
he's like, I have to be honest,

851
00:56:08.920 --> 00:56:13.679
like I had a lot of doubt
in your character. But then when

852
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:16.159
I heard what happened with those guys, that's I was. I was ready

853
00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:20.880
to run away. Now I wrote
in my notes, did he for sure

854
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:24.320
say I had doubt in your character? I played it back three times and

855
00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:29.199
that's what he said. I should
have turned on I should have turned on

856
00:56:29.239 --> 00:56:31.559
my own. So that's I believe, Okay, he said, said,

857
00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:37.599
okay, but if he said that, wouldn't Every other time that's happened on

858
00:56:37.639 --> 00:56:40.199
The Bachelor, somebody said like,
oh, with the Hannah and Joseph.

859
00:56:42.119 --> 00:56:45.719
Not yeah Hannah. What's her name? Oh my god? The one who

860
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:50.039
left with Dale early? Oh I
don't remember. You know you know who

861
00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:52.920
we're talking about. Yeah, Claire
Claire Bear. Oh yeah. I thought

862
00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:53.800
I was gonna say Claire and that
I was like, there's no way that's

863
00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:57.880
right, but okay. Yeah,
So when that happened with Claire, she

864
00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:01.320
lost her ever loving mind because you
as have questioned her, and she was

865
00:57:01.320 --> 00:57:06.960
like, how dare you? No
one questions my character? You're you're gone.

866
00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:09.519
But I swear to god he said, I would had doubt in your

867
00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:15.840
character. And she doesn't flinch.
Charity, But she's not flinch and she's

868
00:57:15.880 --> 00:57:19.280
not Clare. She's kind of throwing
him to fuck off. She apologizes,

869
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:22.239
right, and she's like, oh, well, yeah, I t I

870
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:24.960
was. I guess what I was
doing was I was trying to make Joey

871
00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:30.239
feel comfortable. But like, I'm
so sad that I frustrated you. What

872
00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:34.280
is happening that makes me sad for
Charity? Because I think she's a she's

873
00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:37.039
a pleaser, definitely a people pleaser
and so and I think being in Brett

874
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:42.280
Braden's presence, she's probably mesmerized by
the ear rings. So he's talking you,

875
00:57:42.280 --> 00:57:45.000
I'm not really taking it all in, so she probably only took in

876
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:47.000
little you know, sometimes you just
get little scraps of something and then you

877
00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:51.920
re imagine it in your mind.
And that might have been what she did.

878
00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:54.039
Like, I think she just didn't. I think if she were to

879
00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:58.960
go back in time, she'd handle
it differently. Well. I have so

880
00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:04.440
many issues with because not only does
she back down immediately and apologize to him

881
00:58:04.440 --> 00:58:07.920
and give away all her power immediately, but that seems to now be like

882
00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:15.440
the other guys noticed this, and
she's going to not believe her when Adrian

883
00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:17.119
tells her, which will get you
in a second, but I mean,

884
00:58:17.159 --> 00:58:21.199
we can just say it. Adrian's
going to tell her he said you were

885
00:58:21.280 --> 00:58:23.480
class less, right, which I
believe he did, and she's like,

886
00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:28.239
mmmm, I don't know who to
believe. I believe it. I'm mad.

887
00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:34.400
She gets mad, she does,
but I don't think she believed Adrian.

888
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:37.719
She's like, that's not what he
told me, But she doesn't all

889
00:58:37.719 --> 00:58:42.360
she had to do was ask somebody
else in the house. All she had

890
00:58:42.360 --> 00:58:45.119
to do is say, hey,
were you guys were there? Did he

891
00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:49.960
say I was classless? Because I
think they would have been like, yeah,

892
00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:52.480
he did, because he said it. He was going off on her

893
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:57.400
in front of people. I got
the sense. And I'm not defending Brady

894
00:58:57.400 --> 00:58:59.639
because I'm not a fan, but
like I got the sense that he was

895
00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:01.320
more going off on the guys,
not her. But I guess I miss

896
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:06.599
I misread that myself. I think
he thought the whole thing whatever. I

897
00:59:06.599 --> 00:59:12.000
mean, he's just being he's just
being annoying. He's not listen, falls

898
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:15.760
up, He's not there for the
he's not there for her. I definitely

899
00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:20.599
thought he was. He was definitely
saying because he was saying it out loud,

900
00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:22.840
word for He was like, I
wouldn't put up with this and I

901
00:59:22.920 --> 00:59:27.079
might leave and I don't. This
sucks that she did that. He was

902
00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:30.039
blaming her, not the house.
He was like, if I don't hear

903
00:59:30.119 --> 00:59:32.320
from her what I need to hear, I'm leaving. He was all balls

904
00:59:32.760 --> 00:59:37.440
and then he starts talking to her
and she's like, oh, sorry about

905
00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:40.280
that, and it's going to be
this toxic relationship where he gets mad about

906
00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:45.719
things and she apologizes to calm him
down. I mean, I really hope

907
00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:50.599
he doesn't get really far because it's
going to very much fuck with her mind

908
00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:53.440
because and this is this is a
problem that she has, because this is

909
00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:57.480
why she stayed with a guy who
cheated on her that she knew about for

910
00:59:57.599 --> 01:00:01.639
six years. Right, Yeah,
no, it's not great because he would

911
01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:06.960
probably blamed her said well, I
don't feel so you're not making me feel

912
01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:08.760
a certain way, and then she
would apologize and go I'll do better,

913
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:12.400
and then the guy would keep cheating
on her. I mean, it's messed

914
01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:16.320
her up. And I don't I
think her picker is broken. All their

915
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:21.119
pickers are broken. They're on the
Bachelor et. Okay, well this is

916
01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:24.840
what I'm calling this now, then
she's going to put up with even she's

917
01:00:24.840 --> 01:00:28.679
going to hear worse stuff about Brandon
and just keep putting up with it,

918
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:36.280
right like a Luke Like remember Hannah
Brown, Remember how Luke was so terrible

919
01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:38.679
and all the guys kept telling her, like, he's terrible. These are

920
01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:43.199
the things he's saying about you.
And it wasn't until it got real bad

921
01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:46.199
at the end when he got mad
at her for having sex that she finally

922
01:00:46.360 --> 01:00:52.840
got rid of him. I mean, we can't account for like, we

923
01:00:52.920 --> 01:00:54.840
see what we see, but we
also, yeah, we see something different

924
01:00:54.880 --> 01:00:59.119
than they see, and we can't
account for their chemistry. Sometimes you just

925
01:00:59.239 --> 01:01:00.920
like a guy. If you could
go back of all the guys that you

926
01:01:01.079 --> 01:01:05.440
know that I've dated, the comics
that you knew, and like tell me

927
01:01:05.480 --> 01:01:07.360
ahead, like, I'm sure you'd
be like, God, no, I

928
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:09.480
don't think that's a good idea,
not that one, not that one.

929
01:01:09.920 --> 01:01:14.159
But I can't. I'm doing my
own thing because I have chemistry with him.

930
01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:16.960
Yeah, I agree, But I
just think this is a unique situation

931
01:01:17.119 --> 01:01:22.079
because you have somebody saying to you, this guy literally said you were a

932
01:01:22.159 --> 01:01:25.559
classless and she said, well,
I mean it does track because he did

933
01:01:25.679 --> 01:01:30.039
say that, just not in those
words to me. So wouldn't you just

934
01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:32.480
be like, Okay, this guy
literally put you down and said, I

935
01:01:32.519 --> 01:01:36.159
don't like the way you behaved.
I don't like the fact that you made

936
01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:39.360
out with a guy. Well,
right the fucking show, bro right,

937
01:01:39.639 --> 01:01:45.039
bro, bro, okay, loosten
to the Rose ceremony. Let's let's see

938
01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:47.360
this out. Yeah, Okay,
so there Rose I mean, no,

939
01:01:47.559 --> 01:01:54.039
no huge surprises. I mean it
was Doton whatever. Tanner, I'd rather

940
01:01:54.079 --> 01:01:57.079
i'd like gotten to go. I
mean, I don't really know much about

941
01:01:57.119 --> 01:01:59.199
him yet, but I don't want
him on the show just because I'm having

942
01:01:59.239 --> 01:02:05.000
a hard time with his which is
probably unfair. Fair cars too. Yes,

943
01:02:05.480 --> 01:02:08.760
it's our experience too. Thank you, Queen, i'd say, Queen

944
01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:14.960
Rod, thank you, Queen Um. Caleb b. Warwick makes it again,

945
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:17.559
I guess even though he's had like
no camera time. Yeah, I'm

946
01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:21.920
not sure what's happening there, Michael
Sean, I may have skipped someone.

947
01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:25.760
Xavier Aaron asked ginger James. That's
what I call him, and I like

948
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:30.039
a ginger, so that is not
you know, I'm sad because I don't

949
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:35.760
think John Henry got a fair shake
at all. Like you're gonna pick freaking

950
01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:40.400
well. I understand you're why you're
going to pick Adrian because I think Adrian's

951
01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:43.320
really well. Yeah, I think
she was made to pick Age, so

952
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:46.199
Adrian, and the big dramatic reveal
was, of course Brandon. But I

953
01:02:46.239 --> 01:02:50.800
think she wanted to choose Brandon and
she did not want Adrian, and they

954
01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:52.800
because the producers like we get a
couple picks and you have because the way

955
01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:55.119
she says it, I went back
and watched the way she says it.

956
01:02:55.159 --> 01:03:00.639
She's just like Adrian can barely make
eye contact. And then Braden comes up

957
01:03:00.679 --> 01:03:04.519
like a little like a labrador,
and he's like, oh god, thank

958
01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:07.519
you, thank you, and she's
like, okay, honey. Yep,

959
01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:12.000
she's into it, which is shocking
to me. Yep, So John Henry,

960
01:03:12.159 --> 01:03:17.840
my cute little underwater welder doesn't get
one um crazy Spencer Caleb, we

961
01:03:17.960 --> 01:03:22.480
love the brain goofy goofy Spencer.
We're gonna call him goofy goofy Spencer.

962
01:03:22.519 --> 01:03:24.280
We got rid of Caleb. We
got rid of a Caleb. No,

963
01:03:24.719 --> 01:03:28.400
that's not the one that. There's
a lot of them named Caleb, right,

964
01:03:28.960 --> 01:03:30.760
there are a lot of them named
Caleb. Oh, they're all the

965
01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:34.679
Calebs. Okay, so we got
we we whittled down one. And then

966
01:03:34.719 --> 01:03:37.679
they got rid of Harvard Josh,
who I thought was so cute. I

967
01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:42.280
thought it was cute too, I
know, and like smart? Can I

968
01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:45.760
point me out too? Before they
like before as they're leaving, everyone gets

969
01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:49.239
a hug goodbye. We don't even
get a hug from Spencer. I know,

970
01:03:49.840 --> 01:03:53.039
we did, and it was a
really inappropriate, way too long,

971
01:03:53.159 --> 01:03:57.760
way too tight hug. It was
gross. I guess I like, go

972
01:03:57.920 --> 01:04:01.159
back on the way goodbye. Okay. He he hugged her way too tight

973
01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:08.920
and for too long. Yeah,
okay. Well, and makes a big

974
01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:12.440
deal of doing a toast to her, which was going yes, which is

975
01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:15.760
he's like, we're here for her, what an amazing woman. He's all

976
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:18.760
up and he's so obnoxious. Yep. I haven't seen a Braden in a

977
01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:24.519
while. Um, all right,
you guys, all right, love you

978
01:04:24.519 --> 01:04:27.159
guys, me Brandon, thanks so
much. All right, join out my

979
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.760
stuff on my Etsy page, my
new feather earrings I'm made. So for

980
01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:39.000
tomorrow, we are going to be
talking on our Patreon paton about are we

981
01:04:39.119 --> 01:04:42.719
going to talk about Kyle and Mauricio. Oh my god, yea, we

982
01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:45.000
know about this, as I'm ever
always trying to make us do Bravo talk.

983
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:48.760
Yes, on Patreon tomorrow, we
are going to talk about the time

984
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:53.440
that I met Kyle Richards from Beverly
Hills. We're going to talk about her

985
01:04:53.440 --> 01:04:58.039
relationship with Mauricio and what is what
we know so far, and we're just

986
01:04:58.039 --> 01:05:01.280
gonna dig into this because holy this
is craziness, and before we do that,

987
01:05:01.320 --> 01:05:05.000
we should probably say some shouts.
Oh my god, yeah, I'm

988
01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:08.480
so sorry. Speaking to Patroon,
it just like occurred to me. So

989
01:05:08.719 --> 01:05:11.840
that's too regular voice, because they've
had enough down. I could just do

990
01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:15.559
Bradon okay, even though this isn't
really Braden's voice, it's the voice I've

991
01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:19.880
given him. It's how I think
he should talk. Um Lauren Barnes and

992
01:05:20.000 --> 01:05:24.800
Christine Day and Cassie Wadsworth and Tamma
Adams. If you'd like to check out

993
01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:28.840
my Etsy shop, I am having
a sale right now for the holiday fourth

994
01:05:28.920 --> 01:05:33.960
job and Megan mcdoor, Jenny Harden
and Yarbro Jen McMurray, same for you.

995
01:05:34.039 --> 01:05:38.880
I think he looked in some little
gold steads. I'm also making like

996
01:05:39.159 --> 01:05:42.880
bracelets now, so that might be
something like Again, you check it out

997
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:45.480
on my Etsy. Do you want
to take it from there? Jane McMurray,

998
01:05:45.639 --> 01:05:50.559
Jennifer Falls, I'm kind of doing
her, Sarah Baker, Linda Parker,

999
01:05:51.079 --> 01:05:57.840
Shirley Clavier, h Sherry Shannon all
the Sherry, Sherry, Sarah Fingers,

1000
01:05:57.920 --> 01:06:01.079
also Jamie Vall. Listen. He
has a company called Spitfire Social.

1001
01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:05.079
There're a social media marketing agency.
She can get you some ads on the

1002
01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:09.039
TikTok, on the Instagram, all
the stuff. When you have a small

1003
01:06:09.079 --> 01:06:13.679
business that you don't want to do
making content, she'll create content for you.

1004
01:06:14.360 --> 01:06:18.519
Um it's a really cool business.
So go check her out spitfiresocial dot

1005
01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:24.400
com. She can also do ads, place ads for you on all over

1006
01:06:24.519 --> 01:06:28.480
on the Instagram feed, on the
Facebook feed, whatever you need. Also,

1007
01:06:28.639 --> 01:06:31.000
Ishan likes to do a shout which
is so sweet of him. For

1008
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Vajpe does a shout out for the
Rotary Club, which is not just like

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old, boring, stuffy businessmen and
suits. It's actually local clubs filled with

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neighbors from your community who devote their
time to local and international service projects.

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So go to Rotary dot org and
find out if there's a club near you

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and if you can make a difference. All right, yes, everybody,

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guy, Yeah, maybe we'll see
you on Patreon for a little Kyle and

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Mauricio talk. Otherwise, on Thursday, we begin by the way our end.

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Just like that. We will be
recapping every episode. Do not miss

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that. And the next week we're
here for the Bachelorette. Yep, okay, bye bye