Hello, everybody, Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's The Bachelorette and it's episode
two. I don't know why my voice just went up like five octaves.
Yeah. No, you're really into it. You're so excited. We're gonna
be so excited. Here. Let me just give you a couple of like
overall thoughts about this season. I really and I'm not trying to dissuade anybody
from watching it, but this is I feel like, if you're listening to
this, you're already either in watching it or you're just or you're not and
you're just listening to our podcast, which is fine. Either way is fine.
I had some hopes for this because Cecily, you have like a little
bit of an insider scoop that told you this is going to bring it absolutely
and I have like a big insider scoot from Bachelor Nation, from that world,
like bigger, bigger bait, somebody whose name I can't even say,
and he's like, trust me, trust me on this are his initials,
MF. His initials. Her initials are CLO. What your friends with Charity?
It's Spencer, you guys. I didn't want to say anything. I
was really trying to keep this like a little secret. But it's my good
friend Spencer, of which I have a lot to say this episode about Spencer
and what's happening there. Do you have a lot to say about Just trust
trust you me, you me trust, Like that's the thing I'm trying to
get going. You me trust girl trust here. Okay. So look,
this is what I'm feeling. My feelings. I'm having big feelings. My
feelings are that nothing is going to fucking happen in this season. So they're
trying to make these dramas. This is the most forced drama this whole spring
break Gate is like what you got? Come on, you guys, you
have to have something better than Like everybody's acting like they're on spring break?
What does that even mean? Like nobody should flip in a pool Like that's
crazy. These people are acting like they're having they're just here to have some
fun, okay, when Charity's not even there. I just felt like then
they tried to make this a runner through the whole episode, and I was
like, there's better things that would hopefully come up, And it worries me.
This is what I'm saying to you. It worries me that that's that's
what you got. That's what we're trying to make happening. Here's what worry
break Gate. It worries me is that people on that go on these shows
are so like ridiculously easily swayed that a producer comes in and is like,
guys, does this kind of feel like does it kind of feel like Branden's
on spring Break? And they're like, yeah, you know what, it
does feel like spring Break. They're like, yeah, why because like jello
shots and stuff. He's just like crazy and it's like a break. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, Is it like spring break though? Yeah, Like
it's just producers speak. It's just another thing to try to get like a
buzz thing and we're doing here. We're doing it. I wonder if there's
like other things they came up with them. They're just like, just feel
like a winter ball. No, it doesn't feel like a win. No,
it's not that because there's a pool and they're in la Like, what
does this this is feel like a bar mitzvah? Do you feel like a
lot of the guys are acting like this is like a bar mitzva and like
they're just like hoisting each other up on chairs and carrying each other over their
heads, like, do you feel like they're just not taking it seriously because
they're they're hoping to get like an envelope full of cash. Yeah, like
they're getting a government bond for like five it's five dollars. Now, who
knows what it's gonna be when that just put that Put that away. That
little bond is silver, a little silver nickel. Put that away. Do
you feeling like that? And they're like, no, I don't, I'm
not feeling that, but like something close. What's what's his name? What's
the one that's it's starts with an a. What's the one that's starting all
this problem? Adrian? Do you think Adrian's just like, well, I
mean I'm not Jewish, like I didn't have a bar mitzvah, but yeah,
I mean I do have some Jewish friends, and yeah that that that
rings true? You know what? Yeah, yeah, oh, Adrian,
I am Jewish and I did have a bar mitzvan This doesn't feel like that
at all, But now it's too late. He's just really caught up in
the He keeps going with really yeah, and the producers are like, Okay,
we're not We're actually not going to go with the barmispa thing we are,
we're moving that over to spring Break, and he's like, I really
like the barmis the analogy. It really does feel like that. I just
hate you no much. I understand these shows it's all manipula. So much
as manipulation. I understand, like how to separate reality from whatever I guess,
But when I can see the claw marks or the puppet strings of a
producer, I just lose my mind. That hate it, That's what I'm
saying in And then it's like, you know, at some point, Adrian's
going to be like, I was done, done dirty, Like they really
push this on me. They wanted me to be like kind of the spokesperson
totally. And then they're going to watch it back and go, what the
all these people are like they should both go home. Adrian is going to
be like, that's not what the producers were promising me and to me,
just based on body language, just based on you know, spoiler alert at
the Rose ceremony, and we'll get to that. She wasn't into Adrian.
This is one of those where she has to keep certain people that are that
are fighting us. They that isn't the thing. I mean, we've already
assed that. We all know that by now, like that's something they have
to do and they don't want to do it. But it seems to me
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press. Yes. Okay, So let us begin with Charity and her Kermit
green jacket. What did you think about like it was? That? Was
that I like the jet foot a little heavy for Los Angeles. I feel
like a little little thick. But I kid, I but you know what,
I compare everything now to the way Katie Thirsty was dressed and she it
was so bad that everything I see on Charity is a huge step up.
Oh, I agree. She's an amazing dresser. Everything she's also you know,
Charity, and she's stunning everything from the gold dress at the end to
I mean, I'm all always on Style Spotter, Yes, always always.
Like I looked up the green gets it's it's not as affordable anymore with Charity
because this is some real good stuff. I loved. I love that,
but you know, it was a little it was a little bright, it
was a little it just didn't have an la vibe but that's all right.
She's just doing her thing. Yeah, and she's going on and die,
Yeah, going on the die and going on to die, and she's uh,
she's. What I like is she starts yelling I'm going on a date,
which I thought was cute. That seemed like something we would do.
Hey, everybody to some unseen random not their audience members crowd, I'm going
on a date, I wrote. She's got more personality, way more personality
on her own season than she did on Zach season. Oh one, totally
completely. So yeah, she's excited, she's gorgeous. She's not the problem
now as we thought. We thought it was gonna be like, oh god,
she's going to be so boring and she's so pageanty. Yes she is
pageanty, but she's not going to be the issue with this season. Yeah.
Obviously Braden is out of control, but I'm trying. I'm holding my
thoughts on him as they grow, because they're growing, as his earrings grow
in every scene, like he's my ceiling looking extra. She's absolutely insane.
Okay, So first of all, I've wrote this down because I really was
really gave this a lot of thought. I am all for guys that like
wear a little make it like. I don't believe guys should be all masculine
and all like wear you know, cross dress a little. I grew up
in the eighties. I like guys in lipstick. Honestly, I don't see
why you wouldn't wear a little lip glass. But he looks like he looks
like you're like your mom's sister, the sister she doesn't like, who's like,
let's go to Checos. It looks like he's gone to Chicos and bought
every scarf, those feather earrings, full on Chicos. And he's not also
so defensive of it, like he mean, you know, like, yeah,
I'm wearing a scar If you got a problem with it, it's like
nobody has a problem with your scarf. They have a problem with your attitude.
Well, he just looks, I mean, but he looks for it.
Yeah, exactly, like he's like he's gonna be you know, it's
twenty twenty three. This is the thing, No, you're it's the problem
isn't the attitude either, it's that you're wearing three scarves. And again,
let me just reiterate from Chicos right and look and daring people to have a
problem with it, right, It's like I'm gonna start doing that. I'm
gonna just wear like the weirdest like hot pink whatever, with just like these
little reading glasses it looks like he's wearing and then these crazy feather earrings like
you've just you've just been to a kiosk at the mall, and like when
do you have a problem with it? Like, yeah, yeah, I
do. Though it feels like you're not really dressing your age. Forget that,
you're like Braiden on the Bachelorette, Like you right, you're dressed like
a forty year old woman. I'd say sixty woman. I'd say a kookie
yeah, kookie woman, not even like a psychic, like a psychic,
a little bit of psychic, and a kookie woman that like lives Let's say
where I grew up in. Let's say Dallas and so. But you want
to stand out, You're like, I'm not lack these other women that voted
for a Trump. I will wear two scarves at the same time. I
will do that. I'm different. I'm I vote blue. Do you know
what I'm saying? Yes, like a little bit, And you're just like,
Okay, you should you probably should have left Texas along, true or
whatever it is. It's just not it's not all coming together. Okay,
so yeah, he's gonna get I just kept writing like everyone's worst aunt,
is what he's reminded. Not so Jesse even comes out and goes, yeah,
so what's what the fit? Dude? He's like, I feel like
you got the rose and now you're like fuck oh yeah, fuck all y'all?
Is that what he said to Jesse's Basically Jesse goes, I feel like
you got the rose and now you're like fuck you guys? Yes, yeah,
which is just do what he wants. Can we date his voice from
now and as an older lady in Texas? That's just gonna be my Braden
voice. Alright. So Aaron B, who we called We always liked Aaron
B from the beginning. He gets the one on one one. They're very
cute. They are cute, but we do have to remember remember, we
do have to remember that Aaron B was the poetry man too, um,
your poetry man. He was the one who played the keyboard. Yes,
I'm positive all right. I was thinking, No, he's a software salesman
who's afraid of wasps. No, episode one, he was playing that.
He played her the keyboard and she was like, oh not with the not
you with the poem. Not the poem. Yeah, I did love that.
But he's also he has that he's got the flip coin right, yes,
yes, that's there, and by which we finally found out, as
we thought we'd find out last episode it was a two sided coin, which
was really funny. He's finally able to say that she's coming across a little
pageanty at first, but you know, so they both have military dads.
I like that. Yeah. So there they start driving right my neighborhood by
the way, that's there. They go like by my street. Yeah seriously,
Yeah, that was weird and it felt dangerous. I was like,
get out, you guys, what do you do? Well? What is
the budget this year? Right? So they're they're they've been driving like let's
say an hour, because they haven't even gotten to their first destination yet.
And Charity's like, he just makes me feel like I'm the only one here
and the only one in the room, and he makes me feel like I'm
the best version of myself an hour. This is the Charity's problem with dating.
This is why she's having to be on a dating show and why she
has bad relationships this is because she's too all in too easily. Well that's
the whole show, right, I mean I feel like they all are.
They're all like, this is what you say to somebody in your wedding toast,
he makes me the best version of myself? Yeah, in twenty minutes.
I mean that's again that's probably producer talk because they're probably like, does
he make you the second best version of yourself? And she's like, no,
the best, Okay, let's go with that. And they're driving so
lot, Like I can't think of anything more stressful than driving in Los Angeles.
I really do hate it so much, so like, let's make that
the first date. She's not even she's never even driven here, but it's
like, yeah, let's put her behind the wheel. Let's put her on
a wine on Mulholland, which they did, which is like super windy,
and a lot of people like, do not make it. There's a lot
of ghosts. You will see a lot of visions at night if you drive.
For case a point, is that how he died? I think,
okay, but that's yeah. It felt dangerous and it seemed like Aaron b
was a little nervous, and I would be too. He was not like
backseat driving, but he seemed like like clenching his jaw like this is crazy.
Probably hadn't a foot on an emergency brake. Yeah, M like I
would have visit like an imaginary you know what I mean. Like his foot
was probably moving to the break a lot. If it were Fried with the
Bachelorette, I'd be like and that they were like, Okay, your first
date is you get this red convertible which is already like a death trap that's
convertible, and you're gonna drive up into these mountains. You know, like
this is terrifying, right or are you with driving? But like not,
I don't love driving. And then they're like, well you're going to drive,
this is how this is what we planned for the day, and we
don't, And I would demand a driver. I'd be like, I'd rather
Uber. Just get an Uber driver. That'd be kind of funny, and
you can get the uber, get him to sign off, or you can
blur his face or whatever, and then you can actually talk in the backseat
or make out or whatever. Plus that's what helicopters are for. Helicopter at
the Hollywood sign. Oh my god. Because they don't have the money anymore.
We're all feeling it. We're all as they're like, guys, say,
guys, we're on. We're on at nine pm now, so we
don't get those ads. We don't have that ad money anymore. We better
we because I wonder how much I can ask this how much they get per
date? What do you think it is? Because it was ten thousand for
us when I was produce Field producing M Ready for Love, but that was
NBC Prime Time. I know it didn't make it, but it was supposed
to. I mean, there's should have been a lot of money. So
what do you think it's like fifty thousand a date? No? Less?
Probably well, I don't know if you're counting. Is that just are are
you thinking just for the like amenity, like the actual date or you think
it's just the crew and the locations. Now that all is factored in somewhere
else, but each date is like divided, so it's probably as ten grands.
So they're like, let's just go, look, get this car.
We'll get this car for a couple hundred dollars. Are like, guys back
helicopters are for fantasy. Fantasy, that's if you make it that far,
right, And they probably have a deal with like a I'm sure somebody owns
a helicopter at this point. One of the producers wasn't the most expensive date?
No, and I just go to this stupid by the Hollywood sign exactly,
that's exactly what it is. And that's what they come up with.
And nobody like you hike up there and everyone's tired. It's so hot.
It was like a fire hazard, like nobody wants to go behind the oh,
and she keeps saying like, oh my god, you're going to freak
out. He has no idea what's in store for him. I would have
been like, okay, so what's the thing though, Is there a helicopter
is going to come pick us up by the Hollywood Sign? Like whoa,
Oh, okay, I have no idea what's happening? It secrets or country
star that's going to pop out between the the L the W right, it's
just going to pop out with a little banjo. That's right exciting. No,
it just is the Hollywood Sign. And then and then so they start
kissing and she's kissing him again, just the right, and then she's she's
smiling right, She's like, oh my gosh, she's smiling, she's so
happy, and she goes, my cheeks hurt, and Aaron goes, oh
no, She's like, no, it's a good thing. Though, Like,
does he not know that when you say your cheeks hurt it's from Smiley?
Has he never heard that before? I think he's kind of a literal
I think he's a little serious. He's a little literal, a literalist.
Oh god, that's not going to work for her. No, he's not
funny at all. Then I think, oh, no, your cheeks hurt?
Do you need an ib profan? No, I I'm smiling. Oh
do you want do you want me to rub your cheek? What's She's like?
Please make this end? Please, don't have another part of this date?
Oh do you have an impacted wisdom too? Do we need to should
we? Should we take you to the er? I really no, I
mean not the ar that's crazy urgent care or something. I can see one
from up here, because honestly, like little side note fun fact, as
someone who lives in Hollywood, when you go up to the Hollywood Sign,
they made it look really pretty like you're seeing all this cool stuff. Now
you see a lot of right aids and urgent cares. That's pretty much what
LA is made up of. Yeah, I mean all all towns, but
you know La especially. So okay, back at the house, Aaron asked,
knows who's here for the right reasons just so you know, yes,
yes, and Adrian, who's a real turn. They're also they're bull sitting
there. They're just looking, they're surveying what's happening, and they're like,
these guys are immature, but I like that. But then in their defense,
Braden is like screaming, so I give me a drink. We fell
so I, oh, that's right. It's like while you're up. And
by the way, I'm totally a while you're up person. If I've had
a drink and I'm in a hot tub or a pool, which I will
be in about two hours today, and I will have that drink in hand,
and like somebody's like I see someone put their little flip flops on and
they're going towards the kitchen, probably go to the bathroom or make a serious
call. I'm unrelated to me getting a drink. I am though, like,
hey, while you're up and it's not even just like a beer.
I'm like, can you fix what I love? Exactly? It's just two
exact shots of tequila and then there's like a little lemon thing from Trader Joe's.
It's never like easy. So I felt Braden on that moment. I
really did. Oh God, that's while you're up. So yeah, yeah,
back to the So now we're at the night portion of the day.
Where was that supposed to be that? No idea, but I feel like
I've been at that place before for a party, like they change, but
that's not somewhere. It's not like a restaurant. I kept looking back to
see like what, I think it's downtown. I think it's downtown in some
abandoned like some weird club, I don't know, hotel, right, So
just watching someone has to set all that up, you know, like this
dumb dinner they're not going to eat, right, So this I thought was
interesting. I want to like talk about this with you. So Aaron is
Aaron is saying that he was in a four year relationship when he was in
college and he was playing football, and he says, I really wasn't a
good boyfriend. But then I got therapy. He checked into some therapy.
He made it sound way dramatic, like I thought it isn't checked into a
hospital. But he's like, I checked into therapy, but but didn't.
It seem like he skipped over some stuff. That's what I'm saying. I
feel like there's something missing. Okay, so you're it sounds like he was
a terrible boyfriend. It sounds and it also sounds like he has some jealousy
issues. That's exactly Oh my god, no, wonder we're friends. That
is exactly what I wrote down. That's exactly what I said. And he's
like skimming it a little just in case it were to come out right.
Is kind of like he's getting ahead of something. It sounds to me like
he okay, and I could be really jumping, but it sounds like he
was like, did not pay any attention to his girlfriend and was playing football,
but then was very controlling and because later he says then he says,
I've had partners flirt with other guys and take advantage of the fact that I
was being vulnerable. Yeah, that seemed like a real twist, a real
like gaslighting, yes switch, yes, yeahn't like that I'm vulnerable and I
really care about you, so now you're being flirtatious. I have a feeling
that the women involved in that have a different story one hundred percent. Maybe
we can find out, Maybe on this show we can find out, we
can dig into that a little bit. And then I thought I didn't love
the fact that I felt like he was being very bachelorette's peak, totally like
two more than you need to be. I mean, we make fun of
the but he literally said, I used to put my walls up, but
now I can put them down. Now I can put them down. Now
they're back up, now they're down. That feels disingenuous to me, of
course, yes, yes, And I always give a little bit of a
pass for nerves, and I still kind of want to like him, so
I'm not gonna, like completely go off on him. But that definitely was
a red flag to me of like, yeah, I mean some women can
just get really jealous of my vulnerability, Like that doesn't make any sense.
No, flirt take advantage, they take advantage, he said they were.
They took advantage of his vulnerability. Look, it may be true, but
then somehow Zach came up. I don't know if he brought Zack up or
whatever, and she was that when she was like, Zach was like,
yeah, well, I know you were in a relationship. First of all,
the relationship she was not in a relationship with Zach. She was auditioning
to be the bachelorette with Zach. She did not care about Zach at all.
So what the relationship that gave her a lot of problems was the one
that she was in for six years where the guy cheated on her. So
it seems also weird to be like, yeah, you know, you're a
big important relationship that you were in with Zach, because that's what he does.
He goes, oh, you know, I know when you were you
know what happened with that with Zach? Like how did that go go down?
Right? Yeah? Yeah, It's like there's a little tinge of something
weird for sure. Okay, so back at the house, we're gonna come
back to their date. But back at the house, Suns out, Buns
out, which intern date? We think, who is that that was?
Who's our older one? I forget her name, Phillis Phillis, that was
Phillis. We'll call it Suns out, Buns Out seen that on the TikTok.
I saw that on TikTok, And we'll put them in some fluorescent little
panties like phillis. Please don't call them panties. Please don't do that.
So we have Aaron, we have all the Calebs, doton Ter, Adrian,
Adrian, sorry, John, all the cabs, Xavier, James Xavier
by the way, and this is this is I'm going to sound nitpicky,
but at one point somebody called Xavier pronounced Xavier Xavier, and I was like,
I think you should have corrected that when that happened, because that's that's
why I remember thinking at the time, Oh, I guess am I pronouncing
Xavier wrong? Is it Xavier? But I think they should have I think
they should have told the person they should have done a retake on that.
You think they're going to do a retake on this show that they bear.
I mean, the fact that it even comes together at all is amazing to
me. But yeah, you're right, Okay, you're right. Well,
because remember this year, I guess it's a little better edited, but well,
actually it's not, because when we get to Spencer, like we're just
pretending like he was never there. But James Sean Braden, there's somebody else.
There's one other guy, but okay, whatever suns out, buds out,
Braden is on fire, so he's wrecked to go. Yes, I
feel. But then we go back to the date if we're doing it in
real time, and I just wrote it's so warm, so bored. That's
probably when you were talking about him doing all the like bachelor's speak. But
then they bring out Lauren you know, you know Lauren Alana. Oh,
and she's like, oh my god, it's my favorite. Oh. I
didn't had no idea Lauren Alana was going to be part of this date.
And they have to see the name. They're like, uh, we have
to say Laura and Alana like seventeen times. So let's just let's just get
going. I just don't understand and I will never understand why they're trying to
make these unknown people, like, what is that? Do the do the
record companies just pay the Bachelor a lot of money? Oh? Totally,
it's owned So ABC is owned by I believe Warner is it Warner? No,
Disney, that's Disney. So but I don't know what the TV like,
there's always somebody, so who ever owns them owns the same like a
huge music group. So yeah, they're always trying to do that. I
just would then why I just don't understand why not get bigger people? I
guess they were given on our stupid on the NBC show, we were given
like lists like this is NBC was universal, so this is Universal music,
which was huge, and so I kept trying to throw things out, like
you know, I was always trying to fuck with people in the meetings and
no one ever got my jokes. So they're like, Okay, so let's
come up with some you know, some cool music. Because they would try
to do the same thing, and I was like, how hear me out
the Beatles? Now, I'd be like, now I know Michael Jackson sold
this it was Sony and then he sold Paul McCartney's. I'm like, they're
like, and they always think I was serious, like we get Paul McCartney
or just Ringo. We could just get Ringo for ten thousand, you guys.
But here's what So I think though that I think I've cracked the case.
Obviously, the record company or the people that own that are trying to
push them are paying them, and if they got a better named person.
They'd have to pay the better name person for their are all just one company
though, I think it's like one big publicist for Like I said, so
ABC is whoever owns the Disney music, like, you know, whoever owns
that. It's just one company pushing each other. I feel I'm gonna say
that I'd be fighting. I think they pay. I think the Bachelor makes
money. I think Mike Fleiss just wants the money. Lets this is something
Thatsily find out. Okay find out for us? All right, So back
to ask night stage. They have to play dodgeball, which is my worst
nightmare. It is my worst nightmare too. I used to hide during junior
high. I would hide in the locker rooms until miss Polanski would come find
me and she's like, you got to get out there, and I was
like, but I will die, oh, because I would always be targeted.
It was terrible. Oh my god. I was always very scrawny.
I was really really like underweight, and so i'd be you know, it's
like seventy eight pounds and they would throw the ball really hard and I would
would like kill me, yeah, die and comes because the ghost every time.
Um yeah, this is the worst nightmare. I thought it'd be it
goes they go to the beach, and wouldn't that be funny if they did
it? And just like that crossover and you see Miranda in the background picking
up trash. That's the crossover. Let's see. Yeah, somehow they have
like this weird and they're like, wait a minute, that Miranda. She
lost her She's upside down in a trash can trying to find her phone.
I love a crossover, I do, really do. So they yeah,
so the guys have to wear these the hot pink speedos like you said.
Also, I don't like this thing where they say, like, Okay,
the winner gets to go have more time with her. I just I think
it always they think it's going to lead to drama, and it always just
leads to kind of uh, okay, totally nothing. Yeah, there's nothing
that's different or whatever. So at one point I thought, I wonder if
you thought the same thing. They didn't explain that the guys were like drawing
stuff on themselves, So I thought that the wrestler had a Bible quote tattooed.
I thought that too, that is what it was, right, No,
three eleve three, Kay, let's Caleb b by the way, Oh
okay, and I don't I mean, I don't think so. No,
it's totally a Bible quote. It was either three eleven three colon yeah,
sixteen okay, but it washed off of him later. That's not an actual
tattooed because he also had something on his back about charity. Yeah. No,
they wrote shit, but it is if we did write a Bible quote.
Okay, but at least that's least better than if the Bible quote was
tattooed there in huge numbers. Oh yeah, I mean that would be kind
of crazy. It was very strange and like it wouldn't be a very good
tattoo. It was like kind of sloppily written. Right, Sorry if I
sound out of it. I'm texting my my source on The Bachelor about that
question about if they have to pay the musicians. Who pays who? Because
he writes back right away, yeah, I noticed the three sixty and I'm
like, I'm all right, okay, and then oh they're just so the
Pink team wins and Adrian gets he's becomes MVP of the other team. Yeah,
so he gets to go with the Pink team to the after party and
the wrestler is really upset about this. He's mad because he feels like he
did all the work and I just want to point out during well, all
this is happening. I don't know if you caught this, but Warwick,
who's still there, he bowed like when they're like yay for the Pink team
and everyone's like yay, and then he just bowed. I thought that was
just you didn't see that. No, that's weird started bowing. I thought
it was odd, but it was in the background, Like I think they
just couldn't, you know, they just saw him in the background doing that,
right for real? Yeah, Adrian gets to join. Everybody's pissed whatever.
The wrestling dude is like, well, I oh, it's not fair,
right, But then so Adrian is. They're really trying to make Braden
to be the villain, like right over there, they're working it hard.
So they have Adrian going, they have him saying, they have Adrian saying
sorry, I got a little confused. They have Adrian saying I don't think
he really deserved to be there. Now. I am positive that Braden is
not being the villain, just completely on his own. I am sure that
they were like so do you think he deserved to be there? Do you
think of all the players, of all the players that were on the team,
do you think he should have gone to the after party? And I'm
sure they got Braden to go. Oh no, there are other people,
of course, yeah, that's the only thing that yes, of course.
Meanwhile, Braden's like I just wrote, I wrote down, is Braden is
Braden dressing up to try to get live in an all woman apartment building like
bos and Buddies Because at this point now it has become like a Buffy Hildegard
situation, because it's not like I know, there will be an episode where
there's just a full like old eighties wig, right right right. He's like,
I thought I was on the Bachelor and they're like, no, it's
the Bachelorette. And he's like, oh, oh, okay, okay,
you're I mean, it's so out of control. I need ten more scarves
and I need my glasses to get a little bit smaller, a little bit
tiny, and they're gonna sit right on my nose. This is insane.
This is not even Cheekos anymore. Now, this is like an off brand.
It's not even that right, right, it's like, you know how
like in some malls or whatever is small town would be like Pico's. Yeah
yeah, claim this guy by the way, I gotta I gotta text back
for our question. It says it depends on the artist. So sometimes they
have to pay to promote their album, like you thought, and then sometimes
it's the other way around. It's just someone that's on the same music label.
Okay as BBC. Okay, that's interesting. Or yeah, all right,
so I wrote John is so oh the Pearl? Yeah, and not.
At some point, who was who was Charity saying we're just goofing.
We just like goofing. She said that about somebody, was that Brandon?
I don't know. She that reminds me of I don't remember what's the show?
Oh my god, Reno nine one one. There's this one point.
Do you remember the scene where the cop is like just new. He's wearing
boots like shorts and booths and he goes just new boot goofing. Okay,
that's what. Now we have to say that every time for charity see bog
Skuffen. And then yeah, last thing I'm gonna say about the earrings,
But I mean it's not the last thing I'm gonna say about the thing.
But now now it's like they're little pearls like you get from Claire's, like
the first time you get ears Parish. Actually it wouldn't even be that because
they actually give you a gold stud because they don't want you to get infected,
so they wouldn't give you cheap fake pearls, right, players, Right,
but now he's moved. He keeps changing the earrings. Obviously I've noticed,
right, he's Sean is changing them at the beach. Yeah, John
is a cutie. We find out he apparently he played basketball. Yeah,
he let us know that. Yeah. And then okay, then she makes
out with him, and then she's like that really surprised me, Like when
he tried to make out with me. I'm not doing her accent, right,
Did it surprise you though? Because you and John made out night one?
So like are you that's are you really shocked that you made out again?
Right? Okay, right, it makes no sense. I mean,
well, she just has she has to say something. So then there's the
again, the fake fighting. Betwe I mean, I just Adrian, don't
take the bait, just ignore him. I don't need to take the bait.
And then run to because, like you said, the tattletale is always
going to go home. She's not into you. No, be cool.
So so then Adrian and Charity talk and Adrian is like, hey, like
just what want you to know immediately that I have a daughter, which he
did not mention before. No, No, we and the and he tells
us that having a daughter has made him softer. You know, so this
guy is too serious. He's like, listen, I take this real seriously,
Like I'm not out there flipping in a pool acting like this is spring
break because it's not. This is serious break. Okay, it's not even
spring. It's winter. Yeah, and I'm on a clock, not on
a break. Okay. It feels more like confirmation, like when you're thirteen
or sixteen dependent, like and when you're Catholic and you get confirmed in your
church. Is that what it feels like to you? Let's go with that.
He seems here for confirmation. So no specifics that they air, and
I feel like if they had specific things he said, like listen, Braden's
just out there getting drunk and talking trash. But he doesn't say anything.
He's just and it doesn't even come out that he said anything later, so
I don't think he said anything. Besides, you know, I take this
seriously and other people don't take it seriously. Which just back at the mansion,
people are flipping in the pool where she's not there, as we talked
about at the beginning. But suddenly Charity, given no specifics, is like,
I must talk to the guys and tell them this is serious. And
then Charity comes storming out, okay, ruining her evening, and she's like,
guys, there might be people here who are treating this like it's spring
break, and I want to be clear. I am here only to meet
my person, not for spring or breaks. Okay, so breaks, not
for summer, sometimes not for my husband. This is my Yeah, it's
a made up thing that they all got everybody riled up about, and now
we're all and it's just like again too, I wrote, like, wait,
what people for the wrong reasons? No, I can't believe they're still
doing this. But okay, we know this all right, So then wait,
can we hold for one second and you can keep this going, You
can vamp for a second. I just have to turn my air off because
I forget if I make it too cold. Here here's real talk, real
talk bachelor friends. If I make it too cold at leaks all over my
apartment, I think that's good. All right, all right, So Adrian
and Braden get into like a serious off. Braden's like, you know what,
like I'm not I'm not solemn okay, like you know what, I
want someone who loves me for me, which is like not that serious.
And Adrian's like, oh well, I'm serious, like I'm serious about stuff
and like I need somebody who like appreciates my seriousness. And I think Charity
appreciates seriousness more than not seriousness, more than solemnity. Okay, So which
this all felt like such a reach to me. How about you totally the
whole thing as we've said. Meanwhile, they're having this argument and like Braden's
like outfits are getting bigger, the earrings are getting bigger, right they just
like I said, full on, he's now just ready to go. So
now it's the next day and Charity is still upset that some people could possibly
be having too much fun when she's not there. So this is okay,
this irritates me on this show. Okay, when there's a thing where like
they're at a group date and the woman gets upset because the guys aren't focusing
on her enough because they're talking to each other. That always irritates me.
I'm like, people are allowed to enjoy, like joke around with each other,
like what they should just be all eyes on you all the time,
constantly trying to talk to And I see that a lot, but this is
even way beyond that, Like how dare these guys have fun when I'm not
here? Like she wasn't getting her I wasn't getting that as much from her.
I know she's like saying the things that the producers are saying to say,
but like I haven't gotten yet from her that she feels insecure. I
think she's gonna get mad for the right reasons later, but I don't.
I don't feel that yet. Like or we're at there? Are we now
at the place where Gabby and Rachel show up yes on our new date?
Okay, first of all, we didn't need that, And I have to
say, and you may disagree with me, I know, I know we
loved Gabby last time. I don't need to see her again. No hitting
me. I was like not into it. Rachel, I don't even know
what's going on there I feel for her at this point, I just and
I just don't. I don't get the Rachel thing. And look, if
she wanted to be a guest on our show, I would be all about
out it and I would retract everything. But I just don't. I don't
get the Rachel thing. I see on Reddit threads people love her. They
think she was done dirty by the show. I don't. I don't.
I just don't get either of them at this point. And we didn't need
them back. I mean, I know there was some energy that was brought
in, but this, I mean, this is some group. First I
wrote the group of guys. I was like, all right, well it's
not bad because we've got some you know, some good people here. But
then I was like, we haven't even seen We're this far into the show
and we haven't even done one single shot yet of Spencer. And then all
of a sudden, as soon as I had that thought, there he is.
He's on the date. But they're not. They are not addressing him.
Really again, I will say, he looks exactly like Jake Lazy from
White Lotus, and I think the Office and things like that, but he
and my here's my is it time? For Spencer theory and it's kind of
serious. I think what happened and this is not from my source, but
this is my opinion. I think they realized that this is not funny,
Like he's definitely I think he's, you know, a neurodivergent. And I
think like it was beginning to feel as we saw from the first episode was
like, oh no, like they were people were going to be able to
mock him from that, which is unacceptable, and I'm really glad they pulled
back from him. You know, I asked, I'm not going to mention
any names, but it's a friend of mine, but I m how do
I put this? Okay? I asked this person, I just said,
do you think that you know, he's neurodiver divergent? What I actually said
was do you think he could be on the spectrum? And my friend said,
well, maybe by the way that he is on the on the Like
show, but inside interviews, like I guess he's seen some stuff that he's
done for other interviews, he said, he doesn't come off that way at
all. He's so his theory is that he's just nervous. Oh well,
that makes me even I mean, he's not the right guy for the now,
that's what I know. I still think. I mean, obviously he
was just basically written out of the show. I mean they really they had
him on this date because they had to, but they didn't. When we
go through the things, so they do this fun thing where they're actually,
this is my dream. If I were going to be on that, I'd
be like, this is the one I'd want to do the kissing challenge,
like you just kiss her. It wasn't really a kissing I'd want. I
think they should have to kiss everyone and then whoever they liked the best kiss
would get to do the Guinness World's Book a record whatever. The records.
Seemed weird that she just got to pick like yeah, because she wanted exactly
Joey right, So yeah, I would. I think it'd be more fun
to like they used to do on other shows. I feel like that was
something like that was a game they'd do on Bachelor in Paradise where it's like,
you know, you blindfold people, you gotta kiss him. I love
that ship now Here, Okay, so this part of the show is where
I actually agree. Now, this could have been more of a of a
problem, like in a good way, like an actual real thing besides spring
break, because now you have Adrian finding out later. Should we just could
we should we skip to later or do you want to talk more about this
challenge? Well, let's just do the let's get rid of the challenge because
like, so, you know, it's kind of a thing where they're kissing
and that's they have these questions like what's the how would you kiss someone?
Where would you put your hands? They all have like little things that they
whatever. Then they have to mime the kissing, and I thought that was
interesting because it was really gross. Some of them are just like licking the
air. Yeah, but they didn't show Spencer. He's the only one they
didn't show doing that, so he must have been doing something like really weird.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I agree with this theory. I'm with
you. Yeah. Yeah, And he didn't speak when they had their little
they showed Joey speak everybody, and they didn't even show him speak. Right,
that's huge, that's crazy. So I think they were kind of just
worried about how that was coming across from their end as well. They should
have been, Yeah, you can't just bring a show a guy like that
on and mock him unless unless, in their defense, unless he didn't act
like that in the auditions and he got nervous on the show and he changed
the way he's coming across, and they were like, oh, I think
that that would be Yeah, it's possible. Anything's possible. I mean,
i'd listen to your friend who is in the know. But at the same
time, it's like they know he's just saying that he what he noticed from
like side interviews was he didn't act like that. Is it Tino? Is
that your friend? I don't want to say we get competitive about Tino because
like he'll like my Instagram stories, but sometimes he likes your Instagram stories?
Which one? Who do you love Tino? Which is it? Make a
choice? So Joey and Charity do their big long kiss, which seems nice.
I guess right. I just wrote Gabby needs to relax. She was
just yelling and screaming, and the guys, Okay, this is important to
note. The guys are like annoyed, but kind of a little bit funny
annoyed. Yeah, nobody's mad, nobody's like this is this is disres backfaul
except Bradon No, but he's not there. Oh oh, yeah at the
thing. Yeah, I know, they're they're cool. They're like, well,
that's the whole point. The whole point is that Braden's not there,
and nobody is like they're all like, oh my god, this is like
uncomfortable. I wish I didn't have to watch her like make out with a
guy like that kind of sucks. But nobody's like I'm out of here,
I'm being disrespd. Nobody's a yosef. Yeah, yeah that's true. Yes,
of course. The one that was like my mother's going to see this
this? Yeah, my daughter? What about my daughter? So why I
wrote this down? But this just really made me laugh when after the kiss
whatever, you know, they're doing their little on the fly interviews and they're
like, Joey, what was that, Like do you really like kissing Charity
like that? And he just goes all of a sudden, that was his
voice. It was really closed it down, goes that was amosing. So
he gets the one on one and then okay, yeah back at the house.
This is where we were where people are starting, This is where they
start getting riled up. And I also hate little pet peeve when on these
shows when got anybody goes, well, I really hope they had fun on
their date. Who would say that. Imagine if you and I were on
the show on the Bachelor and we're like back at the house and we're like,
I really hope they had a good time. Be cool man, supportive.
No he didn't. And then somebody goes they go, yeah, Joey
killed it. He killed it. Yeah, didn't didn't kill it. No,
he didn't at all. He told a cheesy story about where she wanted
to kiss him anyway, right right, right? So yeah, So the
only one who looked kind of mad, by the way was Josh the Harvard
guy, and I thought they did him a little dirty because I was like,
he's really sweet. I think they just caught him at a like a
mean angle. Yes maybe possibly. All right, yeah, now that's a
good So back at the house, Adrian and Braden are arguing again, and
Braden is mad on the other guy's behalf because he starts telling the guys like,
you were being disrespected, you had to watch charity of a four minute
kiss like that's not okay. And then Adrian's like, well what did you
want them to do? Like storm out? And Braden is with his you
know, dangly earrings wagging back and forth like a stern. Aunt is like,
well, I wouldn't just stand there and be disrespected. I'd leave.
I'm gonna pack my bags. He said, I might just pack my bags
and yeah, might not come back. This is not the kind of woman
I want to be with. That's wearing like a long skirt. He's wearing
like a super long skirt, like a cone bra like from Madonna's like Vogue
period. So where'd you get the cone brast? What is it that you're
even doing here? Because he's like I'm a house mother. Everyone's like what,
I didn't even know a mother on the show Need a house He's like,
oh yeah, yeah. I was like, do we know it's you?
Braden? It's like the brother And by the way, I wrote that
down around this poem, like where's the brother? What if every time there's
like a lamp or plant in the background, the brother just slowly pops up
out of the plant and then goes back in. He's like I'm watching you
still goes back and they're like plant ya, or what if? What if?
With Brandon like all these outfits, we find out that is his brother.
He takes off I'm at like mission impossible style just takes off the mask.
It's me and I've been watching you guys the whole time, and I'm
not like what I see Just every time he does it, though, it
is the Dustin Hoffman moment. It's not. It's not Brandon, it's not
it's Edwin. Kimberly, You're like Edward Kimberly. I'm not. I am
not Brad. Okay, Yeah, I just kept looking for the brother to
just pop up behind like a drink station or like anywhere. Just we're just
gonna let that out let that go, Kimberly, it's nearby, Kimberly.
Yeah, that, Oh my god? That? Why does that make me
laugh so hard? Dad, I'm Duane and all muckingly No, oh my
god, it's like a joke for like four people. I know. It's
I was just gonna say, we are. It's a little dated. I
know a lot of people that listen to this have not seen Twitsy, But
if you haven't, you really should. It's one of the best movies of
all It really holds up. It does hold up. It's probably a little
problematic, but it holds up. Yeah. Okay, so now Joey and
Charity are hanging out and they make out for a little bit and then Joey
tells Charity that his parents got divorced. Okay, tells her this story.
I love that being gay, Like it's yes, he's not divorced because he
had come out. But didn't she seem really checked out of the story.
Okay, not only did she seem checked out, but she just she found
a way to make it about herself. Oh my, I totally yes,
I thought I wrote down she's either a little drunk, a little tipsy,
or she's just like her eyes were glazing over. Why wouldn't you say,
Okay, there's so many things you could say to that, and I and
I'm like, listen, I love I love this for the Bachelor. I
love these stories. I'm so I'm so happy about this honest life. But
the way that Charity reacted, and I'm not saying there's anything like that,
she's not accepting. I think it's beautiful. But her reaction was so strange
because she's like huh, huh, huh. She doesn't flinch or anything.
She does seem checked out, like you said, and then she goes,
yeah, love is like so important. It's like the most important thing because
like, my parents are straight and they've been together forty eight years. Oh
my god, I've noticed the same thing. It was like, yeah,
my parents, my dad and mom, man and woman. I did feel
like that, and then she was making it. Then she's like trying to
give him a compliment. So she's just like one thing I really not,
like one thing I love about you or one thing I really noticed about you.
And I thought she was just going to say, is that your dad
is gay. That's just one thing I really knew about you. Like it's
like she's just not No one's making sense at this point, right, But
then he gets a rose anyway because he's not She's like, he's not holding
back, not holding back, But why wouldn't you say to him, like,
how about? How about? That must have been really hard for you.
You're a therapist, charity, Like you're a therapist, you have no
right, you have no comment to that, Like no, Like I mean,
I know he's saying, like, listen, it's all good now,
and it taught me about love and acceptance and all that stuff, and that's
so great. But at the time that might have been a little bit how
about just acknowledge, like, wow, you've been through a lot. That's
so great that you were able to take something good and have this change your
perspective and make you a more accepting person. There's so many things that she
could have said or anything, or how about like, yeah, I have
a lot of gay friends in my life or people LGBT folks, and you
know, it's so beautiful. I think that everybody deserves like love and accept
There's so many ways you could have gone with them. Yeah, my parents
have been married for forty eight year years. Yeah, it's very strange.
Even if even if his dad, if Joey's dad hadn't come out, even
if they were straight, it's still a weird thing to say. If I
said to someone my parents, like, it'd be like me saying it was
like, God, I had a heart surgery, it was really awful whatever,
and be like I've never had heart surgery. Like, it's just a
weird thing to say. Like my parents got divorced. That was really hard
on me. Oh, well, it's really important for me that parents were
married because they've been married a Yeah. And by the way, like gay
marriage was illegal forty eight years ago, right when your parents got married,
So that's that's a privilege that they had that they were able to get married.
And good for them for being together forty eight years. But I don't
know. Yeah, it's saying a little wrong with me. But anyway,
okay, me too. I noticed the same thing. Okay, but back
at the house, Braden's not happy. This is we've already talked about that,
threatened to go home. I hate the bait and switch. Jesse comes
in bad news, no cocktail party, good news, barbecue party. It's
like, what's the difference, what's the why is it's the same joke every
time, Like you could tell, even he didn't want to say. I
think it'd just be funny if they're just like, Okay, bad news,
no cocktail party, good news. We were going to kill everyone at the
cocktail party. So now you live. But it feels like it's like,
just make it a real thing. Meanwhile, Sean goes off and gets his
hair his tips frosted again. Yes, I imagine he like brought somebody with
them for this, like we need to we need to make sure they're always
exactly frosted, like continuity. Yeah, yes, he's always yelling that.
Okay, So everybody's just talking nonsense. I wrote talksense. So they yeah,
they get there. So Doton talks to her first, and Charity thanks
him for being so genuine and not treating this like spring break. I mean,
this is her the whole thing. Now. She brings it up constantly,
because I have even my note a few lines back where she makes another
comment about how she's really happy with Joey but sad that some guys you know,
think this is spring break. I just wrote, she's still on that.
Okay, So then Tanner takes her aside to swear he's like, Okay,
one thing I want you to know for sure is that I am not
looking to be like hanging out on spring break. One thing to know about
me, I don't even like spring break. I didn't even go to college,
so I don't know. I don't know what that is, or high
school or junior high. I never had a spring break. I don't like
it. I don't like breaks. And Sean, I'm sorry. I know
he's not going to be an important part of this show, right, but
like the eighties, the eighties villain, and he really does I said this
last time. Nobody cares, but he looks like hardy gens from some kind
of wonderful if you look it at it exactly what he looks like. But
then when he tries to be kind of cute seeing they do a little putt,
he shows or how to do putt putt, and from the back he
looks like Ellen. I just wrote is that Ellen. I was a little
tired, and I was like, wait a minute, why when did Ellen
get on the show? But he does did enter the show that bed,
and we just didn't notice. And Charity's the only issue with Ellen was just
like I heard it was kind of a toxic environment on your show. I
don't like that she pulled other people aside. She's like, did you also
hear about the toxic environment on the Allen Show? I didn't. I just
don't know how Okay, So, yeah, is off, like going love
is selfish, the pursuit of love is selfish. So the guys like he's
Shakespeare or something like he's telling them like he's gotten some sort of wisdom.
Then he thinks he's being self effacing because he's like, I know, I
mean I look like a seventies rock star. No, you don't, you
look like a nineties woman? Yeah, hey, he's now he's wearing like
feather roach clips. That's like, yeah, you look like a woman from
the ball from prestonwood Wall in Dallas and the Kiosk that I used to work
at, So then you do not look like a seventies rock star. You
can't say that about yourself, no, And then he starts putting on chapstick,
like aggressively slathering on chapstick, like old school chapstick, like go all
the way, get a Bonnie Bell like lip bomb, and like, you
know, be own it. So he sits down with Charity. So this
is like a big thing, and I really was like I almost wanted to
text you during this part, but I was watching it kind of late.
So he sits down with Charity and he's like, I have to be honest,
like I had a lot of doubt in your character. But then when
I heard what happened with those guys, that's I was. I was ready
to run away. Now I wrote in my notes, did he for sure
say I had doubt in your character? I played it back three times and
that's what he said. I should have turned on I should have turned on
my own. So that's I believe, Okay, he said, said,
okay, but if he said that, wouldn't Every other time that's happened on
The Bachelor, somebody said like, oh, with the Hannah and Joseph.
Not yeah Hannah. What's her name? Oh my god? The one who
left with Dale early? Oh I don't remember. You know you know who
we're talking about. Yeah, Claire Claire Bear. Oh yeah. I thought
I was gonna say Claire and that I was like, there's no way that's
right, but okay. Yeah, So when that happened with Claire, she
lost her ever loving mind because you as have questioned her, and she was
like, how dare you? No one questions my character? You're you're gone.
But I swear to god he said, I would had doubt in your
character. And she doesn't flinch. Charity, But she's not flinch and she's
not Clare. She's kind of throwing him to fuck off. She apologizes,
right, and she's like, oh, well, yeah, I t I
was. I guess what I was doing was I was trying to make Joey
feel comfortable. But like, I'm so sad that I frustrated you. What
is happening that makes me sad for Charity? Because I think she's a she's
a pleaser, definitely a people pleaser and so and I think being in Brett
Braden's presence, she's probably mesmerized by the ear rings. So he's talking you,
I'm not really taking it all in, so she probably only took in
little you know, sometimes you just get little scraps of something and then you
re imagine it in your mind. And that might have been what she did.
Like, I think she just didn't. I think if she were to
go back in time, she'd handle it differently. Well. I have so
many issues with because not only does she back down immediately and apologize to him
and give away all her power immediately, but that seems to now be like
the other guys noticed this, and she's going to not believe her when Adrian
tells her, which will get you in a second, but I mean,
we can just say it. Adrian's going to tell her he said you were
class less, right, which I believe he did, and she's like,
mmmm, I don't know who to believe. I believe it. I'm mad.
She gets mad, she does, but I don't think she believed Adrian.
She's like, that's not what he told me, But she doesn't all
she had to do was ask somebody else in the house. All she had
to do is say, hey, were you guys were there? Did he
say I was classless? Because I think they would have been like, yeah,
he did, because he said it. He was going off on her
in front of people. I got the sense. And I'm not defending Brady
because I'm not a fan, but like I got the sense that he was
more going off on the guys, not her. But I guess I miss
I misread that myself. I think he thought the whole thing whatever. I
mean, he's just being he's just being annoying. He's not listen, falls
up, He's not there for the he's not there for her. I definitely
thought he was. He was definitely saying because he was saying it out loud,
word for He was like, I wouldn't put up with this and I
might leave and I don't. This sucks that she did that. He was
blaming her, not the house. He was like, if I don't hear
from her what I need to hear, I'm leaving. He was all balls
and then he starts talking to her and she's like, oh, sorry about
that, and it's going to be this toxic relationship where he gets mad about
things and she apologizes to calm him down. I mean, I really hope
he doesn't get really far because it's going to very much fuck with her mind
because and this is this is a problem that she has, because this is
why she stayed with a guy who cheated on her that she knew about for
six years. Right, Yeah, no, it's not great because he would
probably blamed her said well, I don't feel so you're not making me feel
a certain way, and then she would apologize and go I'll do better,
and then the guy would keep cheating on her. I mean, it's messed
her up. And I don't I think her picker is broken. All their
pickers are broken. They're on the Bachelor et. Okay, well this is
what I'm calling this now, then she's going to put up with even she's
going to hear worse stuff about Brandon and just keep putting up with it,
right like a Luke Like remember Hannah Brown, Remember how Luke was so terrible
and all the guys kept telling her, like, he's terrible. These are
the things he's saying about you. And it wasn't until it got real bad
at the end when he got mad at her for having sex that she finally
got rid of him. I mean, we can't account for like, we
see what we see, but we also, yeah, we see something different
than they see, and we can't account for their chemistry. Sometimes you just
like a guy. If you could go back of all the guys that you
know that I've dated, the comics that you knew, and like tell me
ahead, like, I'm sure you'd be like, God, no, I
don't think that's a good idea, not that one, not that one.
But I can't. I'm doing my own thing because I have chemistry with him.
Yeah, I agree, But I just think this is a unique situation
because you have somebody saying to you, this guy literally said you were a
classless and she said, well, I mean it does track because he did
say that, just not in those words to me. So wouldn't you just
be like, Okay, this guy literally put you down and said, I
don't like the way you behaved. I don't like the fact that you made
out with a guy. Well, right the fucking show, bro right,
bro, bro, okay, loosten to the Rose ceremony. Let's let's see
this out. Yeah, Okay, so there Rose I mean, no,
no huge surprises. I mean it was Doton whatever. Tanner, I'd rather
i'd like gotten to go. I mean, I don't really know much about
him yet, but I don't want him on the show just because I'm having
a hard time with his which is probably unfair. Fair cars too. Yes,
it's our experience too. Thank you, Queen, i'd say, Queen
Rod, thank you, Queen Um. Caleb b. Warwick makes it again,
I guess even though he's had like no camera time. Yeah, I'm
not sure what's happening there, Michael Sean, I may have skipped someone.
Xavier Aaron asked ginger James. That's what I call him, and I like
a ginger, so that is not you know, I'm sad because I don't
think John Henry got a fair shake at all. Like you're gonna pick freaking
well. I understand you're why you're going to pick Adrian because I think Adrian's
really well. Yeah, I think she was made to pick Age, so
Adrian, and the big dramatic reveal was, of course Brandon. But I
think she wanted to choose Brandon and she did not want Adrian, and they
because the producers like we get a couple picks and you have because the way
she says it, I went back and watched the way she says it.
She's just like Adrian can barely make eye contact. And then Braden comes up
like a little like a labrador, and he's like, oh god, thank
you, thank you, and she's like, okay, honey. Yep,
she's into it, which is shocking to me. Yep, So John Henry,
my cute little underwater welder doesn't get one um crazy Spencer Caleb, we
love the brain goofy goofy Spencer. We're gonna call him goofy goofy Spencer.
We got rid of Caleb. We got rid of a Caleb. No,
that's not the one that. There's a lot of them named Caleb, right,
there are a lot of them named Caleb. Oh, they're all the
Calebs. Okay, so we got we we whittled down one. And then
they got rid of Harvard Josh, who I thought was so cute. I
thought it was cute too, I know, and like smart? Can I
point me out too? Before they like before as they're leaving, everyone gets
a hug goodbye. We don't even get a hug from Spencer. I know,
we did, and it was a really inappropriate, way too long,
way too tight hug. It was gross. I guess I like, go
back on the way goodbye. Okay. He he hugged her way too tight
and for too long. Yeah, okay. Well, and makes a big
deal of doing a toast to her, which was going yes, which is
he's like, we're here for her, what an amazing woman. He's all
up and he's so obnoxious. Yep. I haven't seen a Braden in a
while. Um, all right, you guys, all right, love you
guys, me Brandon, thanks so much. All right, join out my
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going to talk about Kyle and Mauricio. Oh my god, yea, we
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Yes, on Patreon tomorrow, we are going to talk about the time
that I met Kyle Richards from Beverly Hills. We're going to talk about her
relationship with Mauricio and what is what we know so far, and we're just
gonna dig into this because holy this is craziness, and before we do that,
we should probably say some shouts. Oh my god, yeah, I'm
so sorry. Speaking to Patroon, it just like occurred to me. So
that's too regular voice, because they've had enough down. I could just do
Bradon okay, even though this isn't really Braden's voice, it's the voice I've
given him. It's how I think he should talk. Um Lauren Barnes and
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Mauricio talk. Otherwise, on Thursday, we begin by the way our end.
Just like that. We will be recapping every episode. Do not miss
that. And the next week we're here for the Bachelorette. Yep, okay, bye bye