So Ali impromptu one of those meetings up in the Yeah what is this area
called? Um hospense board? Yeah yeah, welcome a book, another brand
spank new episode of another belowdecked podcast. My name is Steal and I'm sidled
up next to one Patrick Hickey. Permission that Kamba book granted. Producer Kaylin
is over there behind the board. Go ahead, Hey, fellas, what
do we call that? I mean, he's behind the table, behind the
picnic table, behind the table man. We have called him producer Kaylin quite
easily. Um. That's because this was kind of sorted on another property we
have called bad TV over there. Subscribe and that will lead us into public
service announcement because we've had quite the development of late Yeah yeah, yeah,
hey, well let me share some of the developments. First, let me
thank the Barnacles. Barnacles, you have single handedly handed Dylan and I I
don't say Kaylin because he's a new guy. He doesn't count yet our biggest
download numbers of a single episode. Of course, we've had Kchas Dunning on
in the past and things like that, but this as a just a regular
episode. We blew up the internet this week with that. We are so
thankful of you guys sharing in the show and listening to the podcast and liking
what Dylan and I do. So with that, now that we've taken over
the below Deck podcast reality TV world, we want to get into that video
world. Yea, So here's how you help us. We're not gonna ask
you. We're not going to beg for money this week. We're not going
to ask you a head over to Apple Podcast and leave us a review.
Well, if you want to what we need you to do now, if
you really want to say, I'd love you Patty and Dilly and I appreciate
everything you do, you entertainment. You make my life better. Here's what
you can do right now. Dylan, what is the YouTube channel? How
do you say? Well, if you type in another below deck a podcast
on YouTube, it'll bring you to a channel called Solus Premise by Nick Davis.
So that's not the channel that we I mean, if you're enjoying that
content, enjoy that content. But yeah, it has been changed to quote
Donna Brazil, like a thief in the night. But so go to badt
dot V. It's bad TV with the TV the dots in the middle.
It's an acronym or something like that. Just search bad to hit it again,
Hit it again. Bad TV put the dots in the middle. That's
it. Yeah, at bad TV put the dots in the middle. So
that's where you can watch the video of Dilly and I breaking down this because
some people like to consume it by watching us dal it. Oh yeah,
and there's gonna be lots of other content there. And just so you know,
our other episode, our recap of the scandal all of the Century with
Ruby Wren, Dylan's lovely sister, very clever and entertaining up a future podcaster
in her career. We're trying to convince her to come on for a special
once in a lifetime recap season of VPR and we're at the negotiating table.
My agent, Brian has reached out. I think he wants to represent her.
Yeah, and Ruby was a little shook by Brian's kind of Harvey Dent
post fire kind of look to him. But we do need to get her
to the negotiating table, so nobody better to do it than Brian, even
though his skin is charred right right, he looks very weird, Oh,
very weird. Yeah. You know what though, Dylan, I owe that
man in my life. He got me out of a lucrative career in uber
driving, and I had just surrendered myself to that because I was just so
in love with driving people around, and he convinced me no, no,
no, no, no no, there's more fucking cheddar in this whole game
of talking into a microphone. We're gonna be on YouTube. It's important not
to curse in the first two minutes, but that's okay. So anyways,
those are the public service announcements for the day. Jumping us raised reviews,
but most importantly go to Patreon, but more importantly go to YouTube search bad
TV put the dots in the middle of the tea in the v we have
below doc to talk about love It. It's our favorite show. It's our
favorite show that's not going to have a reunion, and we have no fucking
idea. There I go. I did it when blood Sailing is coming.
Bravo. What is going on? All right, man, Bravo? What
is going on? It's Andy's disdain for this property. It he for some
reason, it's beneath him, and so he doesn't care. Someone probably went
to his desk like a month ago and said, hey, man, we
got that whole yachting season in the can where we debuting that. Yeah,
yeah, he's like, I don't know, man, Yeah, I got
better things to do. I'm really happy you didn't throw a gay twin on
that impression. Oh you think I do that? Yeah, I've been doing
the work. I've been doing the work. Oh god, okay, got
it? Yeah? Yeah, a book or something. Well, look I'm
looking at myself and I'm like, look, if you are in the number
five spot for reality TV podcast, for television podcasts, for drama podcast,
that's where this podcast sits, I need to step up my gage. Sure,
sure, sure, and step up your game. You have um kayle
no, So let's get into our um our rating system, our knots,
our pots and what have you. Back, go ahead, Okay, we
are winding things down here a little still fund the rim. She's still fund
the rim. Absolutely. This is my favorite show to recap except for Love
Is Blind. I enjoyed that more and Dylan and I sorry, last public
service announcement, Dylan and I are gonna do something really fun. Uh you
if you're go over to the Bad TV podcast. You didn't get me scratch
my ear? Did you? Yeah? Okay, good. Don't worry.
I just gotta let the audience know this because it's coming faster than they know
it. Love is Blind Season four drops next week. Dylan and I are
gonna drop the first five episodes in the bad TV feed for free. Wow.
The second five, which dropped the next week. You're gonna have to
pay for those Patreon dot com as. Yeah, Love is Blind is around
the corner. We're excited to recap it. We're excited to meet new people
who cut meat angrily, have alcohol problems. Hell oh, and honestly,
guys, last public service announcement. Stop telling us to do perfect match.
We know it's over, but don't ask us to do perfect match. Okay,
we'll land on something if Netflix wants to put something else out. I
don't know how these shows are as popular as they are. What with a
show collecting all of the various saddies from shows like Beasts Dating? Have you
seen that fucking thing? No, people look like lizards, but they go
on dates and like that. You can't see them, but it's very awesome.
Seems very niche, Yeah, very niche. Anyway, all right,
all right, all right, so I really enjoyed the episode, but I
was hoping that Ben and Leanne would consummate, you know, all that tantalizing
sexual chemistry they've had. But that was a real dud. But there's still
one it more episode left, so hopefully there it's got totally gonna pork,
I hope. So really kind of pathetic, Katie at this point, you
know what you bought, You either get bring it back to the store and
get your money back, yeah, or or I you just accept what you
what store did you buy? Ross from the Broken Sex Addiction Store? Yeah?
Yeah, he is not He's not anybody but himself. So at this
point, you know what's that saying they said, if someone's showing you who
they are, right, Okay? Lee in this episode plays a prank,
a prank on one of the guests. To Lee, I'll say this very
simple, too little, too late, sir. When he bends over like
that with his purple animatronic crutch, it makes me very sad. Yeah,
it's sad at this point, Dylan. I can't wait for you to talk
about all the dinners and stuff like that. And of course later on we're
gonna have a Klin do another reference. I'm excited to get to the Japanese
dinner that is rounded out with the Italian panicotta looking forward to them should be
fun. Fourteen nuts. Yeah, I'm excited to talk about all of it,
but first Kalin has to give his pots Kalen go ahead. I thought
it was a very serviceable episode. Could have been a lot better, but
overall enjoyable. I'll give it a fifty fifty knots. No, I hesitate
to pry further. Why don't you ask him when his favorite part? Wise?
Mhmm, No. I was gonna ask him why he thought it could
have been better, but I think I know his answer. He's probably going
to say something really pervy, like you, like he wanted Leanne and Ben
to suck face on the dance floor, for Ross to find a new hole
and make Katie all mad. I don't know, I'm just projecting. Was
it any of those? I will say Ben banging Camille on top of Tony's
bunk was fairly all time in my mind. It's those kind of moments that,
really, I think are these are the kind of takes that makes great
teeth. These are the kind of takes we don't need him about this episode.
He's talking about episodes six seven weeks ago and saying things like all time
for things at sea, rats fucking on a bunk. I mean that's not
all time, that's that's yeah, that's Monday night. Wow, Patawe,
Oh my gosh. Um No. I thought it was a very serviceable episode,
much like kaylin Um. But I don't remember what happened, so we're
gonna have to get into the episode. Yeah, Pat, why don't you
kick things off? Oh? Sure, sure, sure So Lee impromptu one
of those meetings up in the uh yeah, what is this area called um
hospense board. Yeah, he says, come on up here, and he
wants to get the low down on the evening's itinerary. I've never seen him
do this before the lead of the down low. Yeah, apparently Lee does
it. He's over the club themes, you know, he's like, fracking
eighties club. Don't like it? Did your club? Light Shocks? White
Party? Played out? Please over on it? Please over the theme?
Cop David? See David can put a rock up my ass? Actually,
Lee would like Dad. He got a little yanity towards the end there.
It was really weird. I was like, uh, okay, so lunch
is myriad Mexican habaneiro Ski mahim pinya and one mom. It looks fine,
but if you're not saying homemade homemade flower tortillas, you're still in shutter island.
To me, now I can forgive Rachel because she has to focus on
what is going to be a Japanese feast rounded out with Italian coster. Now
we'll get there. Um. We move on though, to Tyler, whose
story is an Abbot Costello routine of coming out or not coming out to his
hate filled mother. And I gotta say, very cool, but enough call
her and have her scream at you for being insert hate filled word here,
or let's let's find something else for you to do and hale. The food
fight was fun, but how many times are we gonna do this? Yeah,
it's felt. It's almost like he felt like he needed to add something
to the show with that app food fight. Hey, Haley, you are
the good witch. Enough with the goddamn peer pressure. The man's gonna share
his experience with his family in due time. And here's a good idea.
Maybe don't do it on this boat firmly rooted in station as a sea rat.
Maybe do it in person where there are and cameras just a thought.
I don't want to tell anybody how to come out to their hate filled parents,
but that would be my tip. So Ross and Katie once again,
there's a little bit of dissonance here between these two. She thinks there's something
more and he, depending on the day, does not know who she is.
Yeah, yeah, we get. We get a tumultuous look back on
their sea rat journey. And once again Katie is pretty positive but delusional about
their future and Ross is pretty confident, confident that they'll never speak again.
Yeah, he knows that she is a whole, but he doesn't know what
it's named sometimes, you know what I mean. He is a sex addict,
yes, yeah, And by the way, they have their ideas of
what y outcomes are going to be here polar opposites. Katie sees a future
with three kids, a white picka fence, and some boat expost and Roger
Ross's future is having sex with his next coworker, right right, wow,
thinking of a girl that he saw walking by the boat hours earlier. Because
he's a sex attict, you know, you know, Ross is a lot
like the elemental forces of nature. You cannot trust or not trust them.
They are what they are. They seek holes, they seek higher ground,
they seek pain, they seek happiness. You have to know what you're gonna
get with this guy. What you're getting is ross. So first up for
lunch? Oh no, is this the dinner? Well, we got a
couple of things going on here. Oh yeah, hit me with a couple
of things over. Meanwhile, Leanne and Ben flirt. Meanwhile, we get
a classic prank from Lee. Meanwhile, angels so rude that he is the
fodder for Lee's classic prank. Now we will talk about Angel later. Angel
can take a fucking dump on someone's head. You drop forty k dude beat
off onto a plate and then ask someone to lick it off. Why do
you Why do you have to do that? I'm standing it thinking the most.
It's like you took Harvey Weinstein and you made it even gross, or
at least he beat off into a plant. You're talking about beating off into
fucking china and having people consume it with their tongue. I mean, it's
absolutely revolting, fuck man. So let's get to dinner. First up is
what call me and cucumber salad a beautiful clean and mouse bush. While they'll
deck Cruise sets up Club Saint David. The first course is served, which
is a ramikin of mushrooms and odd first course. Um, I don't know
how I feel about it. If I was at a tasting menu prefixed,
so to speak, I'd be like, this is a little underwhelming. This
is just a bunch of oyster mushrooms that you raised, and fucking is it
Wooster Sire's house? I thought this was Japanese anyways. Um, So we
move on to the second course, which is tong katsu, also known as
chicken cutlet. I don't I can't complain about a chicken cutlet, and ton
katsu is a marvelous Asian adaptation of fried meat. I mean it's perfect.
Now there is no gravy to be seen. I do want some gravy to
be seen. But Rage is behind bars and she's being attacked by apparitions,
so you can't falter. Haley continues to blow up Spot. Why are you
laughing like that? Okay Haley? Okay, Haley continues to blow up ben
Spot. But you can't hate her because Haley does not loathe other women like
Alyssa. She respects girl code. She knows that this is a girl who
is walking into a bit of a bear trap, and she has to let
her know because we've all been there. Hmm. You find an indigenous Australian
with a low brow line and you fall in love, but you have to
know he's dating a rapper who was about to put out country music. She
has to let her know that that's what she's walking on. They always go
over to the country. Yeah, Dylan, do you do you mind if
I digress from your your appraisal of Rachel's meal? Absolutely? Okay? Well
the reason why, absolutely not? I'm okay, no no, no,
oh no, if I said, please continue, okay, Well, the
reason this dinner service is going so well, you know, it's not all
Rachel here, it's because Rachel uh talked with Sandy like weeks earlier. Yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. They we get a flashback and Rachel shares
with us the truly astonishing, uh mind blowing wisdom that's Sandy bestowed on Chef
Rachel before her departure. Are you ready for this? She recommended she do
quality over quantity. M yeah, Rachel, this has changed everything for Rachel.
Did Sandy fucking study with Plato? Well, it's a good question.
And I don't think that she studied with Plato, because well, where's this
knowledge It's it's hidden from the rest of us come from. The cat is
not out of the bag. But I'm fairly certain that Plato is dead.
Now, this does strike me as a kind of kiel Bill, kind of
Beatrix kind of moment where she flashes back to her sense's brutal training, and
with that she can defeat vivic Fox. With that, Rachel can deliver six
choruses of food. Yeah, it's it's amazing. I'm like, fuck quality
over quantity. Where was this information with those scrolls buried with the shroud of
terrene. Yeah, it's the Dead Sea scrolls exactly. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, the Book of Enoch and whatnot. God, these people are idiots.
You're peaking. Sorry. So next up, we've got Kobe sashimi with
a blowtorched egg, and we round things out with a lovely black cod and
a very Japanese Italian custard. So all joking aside, and ending a Japanese
feast with an Italian custard is a joke, but this was a marvelous meal.
I would be more than happy to consume these offerings. If I was
paying sixty thousand dollars a day the rest, no no, no, no
no no, like like this one meal, probably, but throughout the entire
stay on the boat, you can't be thrilled at the fifth just no possible
way. So I take it away, Pat. The best part of dinner,
I guess was that Angel can't talk. And Frasier said, and I
quote, he's a hideous, demanding asshole, right right right. I bet
these two don't follow each other on Instagram. Yeah, And I bet Frasier
feels like a demanding asshole after you're getting tipped three grand. Yeah, although
you think about it, that is not enough. Forty grand, that is
not enough three grand each. Yeah, you think about like you sit down
to let's say, some dignitary walks into a two Michelin star restaurant, orders
a five thousand dollars bottle of wine, and then dinner you're getting tipped like
thousand. Most of what that of what these sea rats get waiting hand and
foot on, demanding assholes. I mean, it's just no way to live.
But we've talked about, we have entire years of podcasts saying that sea
rats do not have a happy life. They enjoy it, which is the
only thing that matters. I feel bad. I feel like that was too
mean. What do you mean? I feel like that was too mean.
Sea rats are happy in the way that like a free range pigged that is
going to slaughters is happy. They know not the doom that awaits them.
But right now it's fun. They get to fuck, they get to do
shots. You know. Yeah, it's good grain, good grain. So
Teddy's son John has arrived. At some point, Tony hands out snacks as
be careful their two hundred calories, and we appreciated this. Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're doing a little bit
of a Meanwhile, uh an egg is uh cooked in front of the guests.
We learned Tyler shaves his pubes and Tony warms the entertainment performers of the
hidden calories of those goddamn power bars. Yeah, it's like what Regina George
was getting fed to lose weight. Before you know it, You're I was
gonna I was gonna use stones as a unit of measurement, and I don't
know what the fucking stone is. I was gonna say thirty stones that might
be seven hundred pounds. I don't know why I did that. So we
danced to Royalty Free lion King music and we wrap up with a really incredible
evening. Teddy's son John was awesome and as they depart, we chat with
Camille and Ben. Now we talked about this last week, Pat, do
you want to remind the audience and this young man what to do? This
young man, what to do with this information? Oh it's simple, b
Li, So this is what he does. It slimy and an oversighted your
part deal bad hosting. During the dance party, Ben grabbed Leanne and pulled
her over and caressed her back and danced very flirtatiously with her. Then went
up to the bridge in the night and texted or called Milly elicit a future
country star failure, and said I wish you were here so I could dance
with you, scomb bag. And then they discussed their DR trip DR the
d R. Yeah, you know sea rats have an affinity for adventure,
but we've talked about it when in the DR. It's a bad idea to
imbibe in that poll. Stay at the all inclusive because you will see horrors
and it's probably because of globalistic clandestine efforts to topple governments. It's not that
country's fault, it's the earthquakes and the clandestine efforts to topple their government.
But we'll move them too. The next morning, yea yeah, next morning
Lee is seated and Rachel is back on that ghostly island. She is impersonating
a Floridian retiree and is walking around with a banana tape to a trophy base.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, how could she not be getting
screamed at by pass criminals of a high security prison. Go ahead, Pat
Well, I was gonna say, boy, this just passed by real quick.
We learned that Ross was a performer in a porn pornographic film. Yeah
well, he says, I wasn't in it, but his penis was.
Yeah. And then Katie, maybe just because she's a broken sea rat from
Florida, only had one follow up question, which was what was your porn
name? Yeah. She didn't say can people find this? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, because I'd be gating a guy it did porn. She didn't
say anything like, uh, WHOA, that's concerning or anything like that,
but also like what kind of porn would you be in wearing your penis was
the only thing feature I thought about this, It's gonna be glorioule porn.
Well, if you're nah, you're wearing like a Coca melon mask and you're
at a gang bang, oh right, right right, And it does need
to be a it does need to be a child television. Yeah, it's
all they had left at the nine nine stories thinking of a guy who was
in rushes, like, I gotta get to a gang Yeah, yeah,
yeah, what do you got I can wear on my face so my wife
doesn't find out? Yeah yeah, yeah. I have to really quickly hop
on over to an empty living room in Chatsworth. It's not empty. Actually,
there's a rug on the ground and some plastic and some plastic and a
chaise lounge. Um, and I have to let's not get into it,
all right. You know, I have this this desire to speak on glory
whole porn, but I don't think that our audience wants to hear it.
Oh you never know that we've warmed them up. They're pretty open at what
we think. You know. It's just I don't understand the kind of gall
or guy that can get their rocks off to that kind of thing. I
mean, there's no intimacy in that. You know. It's like you see
those snapshots advertising subscription porn services wherein there's some kind of series wherein some massuse
is tugging away at somebody from beneath the table and getting milked on. I
don't understand that. What. There's no intimacy there at all. It's just
crude humors. I couldn't agree more. Yeah, God, sex is beautiful
unless it's in an empty living room and chats work with a lot of plastic,
a chaise lounge, one broken woman and fifteen guys who are more than
happy to rub phallic members up against one another if it means setting the world
record for that many inside one orifice. That's just a really, really tough
scene. But if that's your kink, that's your kink. So let's move
on. Let's get to docking. That's a bad segue, that's a bad
side. So um Lee is pissed because they have a fucking piece of shit,
fucking bullshit, fucking piece of shit tender and that other boat is a
nice one, and we dock in a windstorm and a maelstrom with the score
used from the film All Quiet on the Western Front or something close to it,
to make this boat docking seem more dramatic than it is. But it's
very uneffective because once again nothing happens. But that won't stop Lee from talking
about the boat docking at a meeting later on. I have a clip well
done. I can't thank you for my first further back. You guys performed
admirably. I just wanted to talk to you about the document today. We
hit a thirty nine just today. That just starts killing me off the document.
I've got two slash back lines on the bottle and I can get it
there. The question is how long can I hold it there? So that's
why goes the battle lines had to come in with about you guys did a
good job, and the quick correct answer is who gives a ship? Why
are you talking so much? Let's see how it is in the envelopes there,
old man, okay, I was like, this is a long club.
Well do you know I got me talk about boot lane and things getting
pulled and coming in and wind direct. This is like if you are let's
say in the AFC South and you're two and sixteen and the coaches coming in
and he's talking about fundamentals. At the end of the season, You're like,
would you shut that stock out? Please? My god, I just
want to go to the strip club. Please shut the fuck up. Um
so we um guest, we say goodbye to the guests, tipmate, an
we get to the tip meeting. Really crass from Lee. That's a thick
fucker right there, Too little, too late, Holy cannoli. Angel once
again, you can poop on my bed. Um forty grand. I don't
think it was Angel. No, Angel was the dick, I know,
but I don't think Angel was the tip per. Well, the whole the
whole group was the tipper man. You got all uh you all chipping chip
yeah, yeah, oh yeah, because we talked to Chuck and Erica,
and Chuck chipped in like five hundred, and Erica chipped in like seven twelve,
and they like, where's the rest from everybody? You know? Yeah,
and the mom was like, I don't have any end. I'm not
paying for that couch that looks like somebody shit on it fifteen times. Yeah.
So anyway, thirty one hundred each. I think that's a nice haul.
I completely disagree with Dylan. I'd you know, scrub some uh.
I don't know, some railings or something for two days and hear people's park
orders for thirty one bucks. It's two days work though, Yeah, no,
it's it's two days work. Um. But let's say, and not
everybody can work at a nice restaurant. But if you do work at a
nice restaurant, you don't pool tips, which is communism. I mean,
it's just disgusting. And I'm kidding. I'm an anarchist communist. Don't just
to chill out. I'm good with all of it. Man. You probably
make a lot more money and you're not stranded in the middle of the goddamn
ocean with a bunch of people with the same cognitive dysfunctional issues that you as
you have in bunks. I mean, it just seems like a happier life.
You're in New York City. So um, these sea rats are happy
and so are we because we get to kick our feed up and listen to
the preferencia. Man, all right, yeah, get on that night,
Joe. What do you mean is that you pressuring up? Man? Come
on, give him some space. All right. This is going to be
the last charter. It's a one day charter. The primaries are Keith and
Joeln Hoogstad Okay good pronunciation. Keith is a serial entrepreneur who owns a landscaping
business. Joe Lynn formerly competed in bodybuilding competitions. She's a part of the
IFBF International Fitness and Bodybuilding Federation. I was thinking, that's where you have
to poop a lot. You're not supposed to interrupt the Sorry. The married
couple also owns a fitness Jim in Florida and Georgia and are avid fans of
motocross and motorbike racing. They even had a private motocross track built on their
land. Oh so they're making some money over there. Yeah. Their guests
include legendary bodybuilder Dexter the Blade Jackson. I think I know him. He
looks like the Scary Guy two thousand and eight mister Olympia and nine time Arnold
Classic Champion as well. This is wife Gail. Also on the boat is
neuropsychologist Jamie Hope and her husband Terry, who works in the liquor industry.
Well interesting, and lastly, couple Vincent Beverly, who are gym owners from
Florida and have known the Primaries for over two decades. Interesting Okay, I
gotta figure out the what's the connection with the neuroscientist? What do you mean?
Well, I don't know. It seems like, you know, it's
very very clear he's been on a stack for a while. He starts punching
holes and walls. Yeah, he goes to see how and that's how he
meets this guy exactly. Oh nice. No information on dietary restrictions or what
they'd like to eat at all for that matter. My guess there's lots of
protein. The only thing that they do seem to want is to have a
buns and guns contests in which yacht crew will participate to compete against each other
while the guests judge. Interesting and I would be surprised if Tony doesn't run
away with this one. Any U any football stats? I did not find
any links to any football you know that is at That's actually really really good
from you because he did some coloring, right, so he's is at the
end of the prefect drooping. Yeah, that's okay, great, So we
said no dietary restrictions. I don't know what they're gonna eat, but I
assume it's a lot of protein, right, that's color cluing us into them
being big juice heads. He also, you've done a lot of steroids,
so what is it like, constant constant, Well, lots of people think
your balls shrink, but I'll tell you they don't. They actually grow long.
Yeah yeah, yeah. Do you know my best friend Jeffee in the
seventh core job KALs, I'm helping him on on the weight rack. I'm
what do you call it? Where I'm supporting him as he's lifting things up.
You said, my friend, what jeff Jeffee, I'm helping him on
that, and then you, oh, I'm holding up the bar. I'm
supporting him or if I forget what that was, you just make sure the
bar doesn't come by. Now you're spotting spot and you know that because you've
done stacks and you've been in the gym a lot. Well, you know,
we were told, you know, the way you get someone really,
you know, push, is you like you insult him. So I was
like, come on, pussy, come on push her man. Yeah yeah,
yeah, why didn't you know it? That sound of a bitch gets
up from the weight rack and punches me in the face. Wow. Wow.
I later found out Jeffy was buying steroids, right right, right,
yeah, thank god, he's off him now, okay, yeah, yeah,
he's a helicopter pilot now okay, yeah, yeah, that's really cool.
Yeah. So Leah has shown some pictures of the puppy known as Camille.
I guess that's a South African for a dumb blonde. Yeah yeah,
that's that was mean. Yeah, but this is because she's in competition with
somebody exactly what Facebook creeping m m hmm. We've all been there. Yeah,
so they hit the tender and Ross says the thing that innumerable set have
said in the past. It's probably not a good idea to get shit faced,
right, but fuck it, I'm a sea rat. Fuck it.
Okay, So dinner looks magnificent because of those perfectly emosified pina coladas, one
of the great cocktails in the history of the art form. I love a
good pina colada. It is a nuclear weapon of intoxication. You know,
you don't know how powerful those things are because of how fucking delicious they are.
But if emosified properly, we don't want anything separating. We don't want
an iceberg on top and a bunch of pineapple juice on the bottom. If
they are emosified correctly. I mean there is almost nothing better, very heavy
on the gut, though Negronis are more appropriate and more contexts. But I
would say the opinion Colotta beats out of Necroni in terms of deliciousness and efficiency.
Probably not efficiency. Necroni's pretty busy. So dinner looks magnificent because of
the PIP. I just said that. I literally just said that. What
does this Groundhog Day? Haley and Frasier have a lovely moment, yes,
whereon Haley tells Frasier Jesus he's gay. Yeah, I know, but it
was so nice, you know, her telling him, you know, how
fucking Grady is. Frasier is just like looking at her and he's I don't
know, he's in like a haze of cig smoke, right right, the
best day of his life? Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, Frasi got
fucking torqued tonight. He was wasting. Yeah everyone did. If you think
about it, right, it's like it's their last night. Yeah yeah,
yeah, it's not. They have to wake up in eleven hours, right,
exactly. So we learned that Leanna has been cheated on quite a bit,
and Haley's vagina comes out. We move on to the Oh no,
no, no, I gotta talk about that tale. Oh. They're at
the dinner table and they chat about her last relationship and she tells him he
would say things like like I'm into you and then do the total opposite.
And I was thinking, like that behavior sounds pretty familiar, you know,
yeah, like a like Ben, he's with Millia Lisit. I think you're
being too hard on Ben. I think he's at a dinner time. He
basically he's on a date right now. Ben reminds me of speed rays hern
Away, where he's like, oh, like, I'm just he's just trying
to get over the finish line without hurting anybody. But if he has to,
he will hit the E button and break fucking hearts. That's what that
button did. So um, Leanne and Ben play with fire when we get
to the club. Quite a strip tease from Ben, and you know who
else plays with fire, Russ the whole searcher himself. He sees a hole
off to the wings and he says, why don't you come dance? Man?
Obviously she is a person, but I'm seeing the world through his vand
right now. This obviously gets Katie pissed and When they get in the back
of the van, Katie and Ross have a bit of a tiff. I
have to say, the thing that repulses Ross the most is not her trying
to curb his hole hunting. It is her referring to him as baby when
he hears that he is done done, but because he's a sex addict,
he's not because he will remind her that we've only got one night left to
fuck. So let's not fuck this up. I know I said I was
grossed out by you and that this isn't gonna work, but let's hold it
together for one more night. Hailey and Tyler have a lovely moment food fight
of the We know they have nothing left with this season left to give because
they spent a full five minutes of a food fight. I thought the food
fight was fun. It was like sea rats being sea rats. Like this
is like the jovial side of the sea rat. You know, like you
have you have, like this is the spectrum. You have people talking about
being tied up and watching their mother get hit with some kind of um like
a bone, yeah, some type of archaeological dig find, and then you
have sea rats fucking and sucking the pinnacle. But then you have fun moments
like this where they're throwing cake and shit and they're they're ruining their own environment.
It's actually quite a fun sabotaging endeavor to watch. But we move on
to the next day, Art Ross, thank you, that took you forever.
Sorry. Ross and Katie have a lovely mending moment where in Ross's listen
whatever your name is, we're just can I just can we be friends with
benefits? And I'm pretty sure she says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
exactly, And then we get a Meanwhile, my wife calls her Sree is
so mean. My wife calls Katie whatever she comes on the screen. My
wife yells baby prostitute. I guess because her Oh my god, she always
dresses like like a hooker. You know, I find it very sexy.
But anyway, I can't believe that Sharie and not you said that. Yeah,
it's like we were meant to be together. Yeah exactly, yeah.
Yeah. So we end with a Meanwhile, Sea rats clean and Lee hobbled
leans over with his bionic purple crutch and struggles to pick something up. You
know, we really are in the duldrums, but I do appreciate the producers,
letting us see just how sad it is to see Lee try to do
everything everyday, things like lean over. Yeah, you should not be on
this boat. But he would have died if he did not come back and
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