WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:05.360 So Ali impromptu one of those meetings up in the Yeah what is this area 2 00:00:05.440 --> 00:00:27.600 called? Um hospense board? Yeah yeah, welcome a book, another brand 3 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:30.920 spank new episode of another belowdecked podcast. My name is Steal and I'm sidled 4 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:36.280 up next to one Patrick Hickey. Permission that Kamba book granted. Producer Kaylin 5 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:38.880 is over there behind the board. Go ahead, Hey, fellas, what 6 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:41.640 do we call that? I mean, he's behind the table, behind the 7 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:46.280 picnic table, behind the table man. We have called him producer Kaylin quite 8 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:50.679 easily. Um. That's because this was kind of sorted on another property we 9 00:00:50.719 --> 00:00:54.920 have called bad TV over there. Subscribe and that will lead us into public 10 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:59.079 service announcement because we've had quite the development of late Yeah yeah, yeah, 11 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:02.079 hey, well let me share some of the developments. First, let me 12 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:07.920 thank the Barnacles. Barnacles, you have single handedly handed Dylan and I I 13 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:11.879 don't say Kaylin because he's a new guy. He doesn't count yet our biggest 14 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:15.400 download numbers of a single episode. Of course, we've had Kchas Dunning on 15 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:18.000 in the past and things like that, but this as a just a regular 16 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:21.400 episode. We blew up the internet this week with that. We are so 17 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:25.719 thankful of you guys sharing in the show and listening to the podcast and liking 18 00:01:25.719 --> 00:01:29.920 what Dylan and I do. So with that, now that we've taken over 19 00:01:30.040 --> 00:01:33.920 the below Deck podcast reality TV world, we want to get into that video 20 00:01:33.959 --> 00:01:36.760 world. Yea, So here's how you help us. We're not gonna ask 21 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:38.879 you. We're not going to beg for money this week. We're not going 22 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:42.760 to ask you a head over to Apple Podcast and leave us a review. 23 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:46.959 Well, if you want to what we need you to do now, if 24 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:49.719 you really want to say, I'd love you Patty and Dilly and I appreciate 25 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:52.640 everything you do, you entertainment. You make my life better. Here's what 26 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:55.680 you can do right now. Dylan, what is the YouTube channel? How 27 00:01:55.680 --> 00:02:00.239 do you say? Well, if you type in another below deck a podcast 28 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:04.519 on YouTube, it'll bring you to a channel called Solus Premise by Nick Davis. 29 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:07.879 So that's not the channel that we I mean, if you're enjoying that 30 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:12.360 content, enjoy that content. But yeah, it has been changed to quote 31 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:16.599 Donna Brazil, like a thief in the night. But so go to badt 32 00:02:17.039 --> 00:02:22.639 dot V. It's bad TV with the TV the dots in the middle. 33 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:24.240 It's an acronym or something like that. Just search bad to hit it again, 34 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:28.240 Hit it again. Bad TV put the dots in the middle. That's 35 00:02:28.280 --> 00:02:30.719 it. Yeah, at bad TV put the dots in the middle. So 36 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:34.120 that's where you can watch the video of Dilly and I breaking down this because 37 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:36.400 some people like to consume it by watching us dal it. Oh yeah, 38 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:39.560 and there's gonna be lots of other content there. And just so you know, 39 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:44.919 our other episode, our recap of the scandal all of the Century with 40 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:50.240 Ruby Wren, Dylan's lovely sister, very clever and entertaining up a future podcaster 41 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:53.759 in her career. We're trying to convince her to come on for a special 42 00:02:53.879 --> 00:03:00.319 once in a lifetime recap season of VPR and we're at the negotiating table. 43 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:04.319 My agent, Brian has reached out. I think he wants to represent her. 44 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:07.680 Yeah, and Ruby was a little shook by Brian's kind of Harvey Dent 45 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:15.000 post fire kind of look to him. But we do need to get her 46 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:17.159 to the negotiating table, so nobody better to do it than Brian, even 47 00:03:17.159 --> 00:03:21.800 though his skin is charred right right, he looks very weird, Oh, 48 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:23.919 very weird. Yeah. You know what though, Dylan, I owe that 49 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:25.719 man in my life. He got me out of a lucrative career in uber 50 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:30.039 driving, and I had just surrendered myself to that because I was just so 51 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:31.960 in love with driving people around, and he convinced me no, no, 52 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:36.240 no, no, no no, there's more fucking cheddar in this whole game 53 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:39.280 of talking into a microphone. We're gonna be on YouTube. It's important not 54 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:44.240 to curse in the first two minutes, but that's okay. So anyways, 55 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:46.439 those are the public service announcements for the day. Jumping us raised reviews, 56 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:52.680 but most importantly go to Patreon, but more importantly go to YouTube search bad 57 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:55.000 TV put the dots in the middle of the tea in the v we have 58 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:59.280 below doc to talk about love It. It's our favorite show. It's our 59 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:02.000 favorite show that's not going to have a reunion, and we have no fucking 60 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:04.840 idea. There I go. I did it when blood Sailing is coming. 61 00:04:05.120 --> 00:04:09.280 Bravo. What is going on? All right, man, Bravo? What 62 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:13.919 is going on? It's Andy's disdain for this property. It he for some 63 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:18.360 reason, it's beneath him, and so he doesn't care. Someone probably went 64 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:20.680 to his desk like a month ago and said, hey, man, we 65 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:26.519 got that whole yachting season in the can where we debuting that. Yeah, 66 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:28.360 yeah, he's like, I don't know, man, Yeah, I got 67 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:30.800 better things to do. I'm really happy you didn't throw a gay twin on 68 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:33.800 that impression. Oh you think I do that? Yeah, I've been doing 69 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:40.000 the work. I've been doing the work. Oh god, okay, got 70 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.959 it? Yeah? Yeah, a book or something. Well, look I'm 71 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:46.000 looking at myself and I'm like, look, if you are in the number 72 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:50.360 five spot for reality TV podcast, for television podcasts, for drama podcast, 73 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:55.439 that's where this podcast sits, I need to step up my gage. Sure, 74 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:59.879 sure, sure, and step up your game. You have um kayle 75 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:05.720 no, So let's get into our um our rating system, our knots, 76 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:10.839 our pots and what have you. Back, go ahead, Okay, we 77 00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:15.959 are winding things down here a little still fund the rim. She's still fund 78 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:19.319 the rim. Absolutely. This is my favorite show to recap except for Love 79 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:23.439 Is Blind. I enjoyed that more and Dylan and I sorry, last public 80 00:05:23.480 --> 00:05:27.600 service announcement, Dylan and I are gonna do something really fun. Uh you 81 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:30.600 if you're go over to the Bad TV podcast. You didn't get me scratch 82 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:31.800 my ear? Did you? Yeah? Okay, good. Don't worry. 83 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:34.800 I just gotta let the audience know this because it's coming faster than they know 84 00:05:34.879 --> 00:05:38.920 it. Love is Blind Season four drops next week. Dylan and I are 85 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:43.959 gonna drop the first five episodes in the bad TV feed for free. Wow. 86 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:46.199 The second five, which dropped the next week. You're gonna have to 87 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.680 pay for those Patreon dot com as. Yeah, Love is Blind is around 88 00:05:49.680 --> 00:05:54.560 the corner. We're excited to recap it. We're excited to meet new people 89 00:05:54.680 --> 00:06:02.639 who cut meat angrily, have alcohol problems. Hell oh, and honestly, 90 00:06:02.839 --> 00:06:06.879 guys, last public service announcement. Stop telling us to do perfect match. 91 00:06:06.959 --> 00:06:10.759 We know it's over, but don't ask us to do perfect match. Okay, 92 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:14.519 we'll land on something if Netflix wants to put something else out. I 93 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:16.800 don't know how these shows are as popular as they are. What with a 94 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:24.279 show collecting all of the various saddies from shows like Beasts Dating? Have you 95 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:27.399 seen that fucking thing? No, people look like lizards, but they go 96 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:30.160 on dates and like that. You can't see them, but it's very awesome. 97 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:33.240 Seems very niche, Yeah, very niche. Anyway, all right, 98 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:35.959 all right, all right, so I really enjoyed the episode, but I 99 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:42.000 was hoping that Ben and Leanne would consummate, you know, all that tantalizing 100 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:45.759 sexual chemistry they've had. But that was a real dud. But there's still 101 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:48.720 one it more episode left, so hopefully there it's got totally gonna pork, 102 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:53.439 I hope. So really kind of pathetic, Katie at this point, you 103 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:57.399 know what you bought, You either get bring it back to the store and 104 00:06:57.439 --> 00:07:00.040 get your money back, yeah, or or I you just accept what you 105 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:08.319 what store did you buy? Ross from the Broken Sex Addiction Store? Yeah? 106 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:11.920 Yeah, he is not He's not anybody but himself. So at this 107 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:14.839 point, you know what's that saying they said, if someone's showing you who 108 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:20.560 they are, right, Okay? Lee in this episode plays a prank, 109 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:25.639 a prank on one of the guests. To Lee, I'll say this very 110 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:30.240 simple, too little, too late, sir. When he bends over like 111 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:34.600 that with his purple animatronic crutch, it makes me very sad. Yeah, 112 00:07:34.639 --> 00:07:38.439 it's sad at this point, Dylan. I can't wait for you to talk 113 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:42.360 about all the dinners and stuff like that. And of course later on we're 114 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:47.360 gonna have a Klin do another reference. I'm excited to get to the Japanese 115 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:54.800 dinner that is rounded out with the Italian panicotta looking forward to them should be 116 00:07:54.839 --> 00:07:59.360 fun. Fourteen nuts. Yeah, I'm excited to talk about all of it, 117 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:01.560 but first Kalin has to give his pots Kalen go ahead. I thought 118 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.199 it was a very serviceable episode. Could have been a lot better, but 119 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:09.360 overall enjoyable. I'll give it a fifty fifty knots. No, I hesitate 120 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:15.839 to pry further. Why don't you ask him when his favorite part? Wise? 121 00:08:16.519 --> 00:08:22.480 Mhmm, No. I was gonna ask him why he thought it could 122 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:24.800 have been better, but I think I know his answer. He's probably going 123 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:28.600 to say something really pervy, like you, like he wanted Leanne and Ben 124 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:31.639 to suck face on the dance floor, for Ross to find a new hole 125 00:08:31.679 --> 00:08:35.200 and make Katie all mad. I don't know, I'm just projecting. Was 126 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:39.279 it any of those? I will say Ben banging Camille on top of Tony's 127 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:46.080 bunk was fairly all time in my mind. It's those kind of moments that, 128 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.320 really, I think are these are the kind of takes that makes great 129 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:52.519 teeth. These are the kind of takes we don't need him about this episode. 130 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:58.120 He's talking about episodes six seven weeks ago and saying things like all time 131 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:00.600 for things at sea, rats fucking on a bunk. I mean that's not 132 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:05.200 all time, that's that's yeah, that's Monday night. Wow, Patawe, 133 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:09.159 Oh my gosh. Um No. I thought it was a very serviceable episode, 134 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:16.720 much like kaylin Um. But I don't remember what happened, so we're 135 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:18.559 gonna have to get into the episode. Yeah, Pat, why don't you 136 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:22.159 kick things off? Oh? Sure, sure, sure So Lee impromptu one 137 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:26.600 of those meetings up in the uh yeah, what is this area called um 138 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:31.639 hospense board. Yeah, he says, come on up here, and he 139 00:09:31.679 --> 00:09:35.399 wants to get the low down on the evening's itinerary. I've never seen him 140 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:37.519 do this before the lead of the down low. Yeah, apparently Lee does 141 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:41.080 it. He's over the club themes, you know, he's like, fracking 142 00:09:41.159 --> 00:09:45.720 eighties club. Don't like it? Did your club? Light Shocks? White 143 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:48.879 Party? Played out? Please over on it? Please over the theme? 144 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:54.039 Cop David? See David can put a rock up my ass? Actually, 145 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:58.240 Lee would like Dad. He got a little yanity towards the end there. 146 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:03.799 It was really weird. I was like, uh, okay, so lunch 147 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:11.159 is myriad Mexican habaneiro Ski mahim pinya and one mom. It looks fine, 148 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:15.159 but if you're not saying homemade homemade flower tortillas, you're still in shutter island. 149 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:18.480 To me, now I can forgive Rachel because she has to focus on 150 00:10:18.519 --> 00:10:24.080 what is going to be a Japanese feast rounded out with Italian coster. Now 151 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.840 we'll get there. Um. We move on though, to Tyler, whose 152 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:33.919 story is an Abbot Costello routine of coming out or not coming out to his 153 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:41.720 hate filled mother. And I gotta say, very cool, but enough call 154 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:46.559 her and have her scream at you for being insert hate filled word here, 155 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:52.039 or let's let's find something else for you to do and hale. The food 156 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:54.720 fight was fun, but how many times are we gonna do this? Yeah, 157 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:56.240 it's felt. It's almost like he felt like he needed to add something 158 00:10:56.279 --> 00:11:00.320 to the show with that app food fight. Hey, Haley, you are 159 00:11:00.320 --> 00:11:03.679 the good witch. Enough with the goddamn peer pressure. The man's gonna share 160 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:07.440 his experience with his family in due time. And here's a good idea. 161 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:13.279 Maybe don't do it on this boat firmly rooted in station as a sea rat. 162 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:16.440 Maybe do it in person where there are and cameras just a thought. 163 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:20.679 I don't want to tell anybody how to come out to their hate filled parents, 164 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:24.679 but that would be my tip. So Ross and Katie once again, 165 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:28.320 there's a little bit of dissonance here between these two. She thinks there's something 166 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:31.279 more and he, depending on the day, does not know who she is. 167 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:37.240 Yeah, yeah, we get. We get a tumultuous look back on 168 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:41.960 their sea rat journey. And once again Katie is pretty positive but delusional about 169 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:46.039 their future and Ross is pretty confident, confident that they'll never speak again. 170 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:50.120 Yeah, he knows that she is a whole, but he doesn't know what 171 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.759 it's named sometimes, you know what I mean. He is a sex addict, 172 00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.759 yes, yeah, And by the way, they have their ideas of 173 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:03.279 what y outcomes are going to be here polar opposites. Katie sees a future 174 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:05.840 with three kids, a white picka fence, and some boat expost and Roger 175 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:11.679 Ross's future is having sex with his next coworker, right right, wow, 176 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:16.799 thinking of a girl that he saw walking by the boat hours earlier. Because 177 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:20.799 he's a sex attict, you know, you know, Ross is a lot 178 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:24.799 like the elemental forces of nature. You cannot trust or not trust them. 179 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:28.120 They are what they are. They seek holes, they seek higher ground, 180 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:31.879 they seek pain, they seek happiness. You have to know what you're gonna 181 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:37.120 get with this guy. What you're getting is ross. So first up for 182 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:41.000 lunch? Oh no, is this the dinner? Well, we got a 183 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:41.960 couple of things going on here. Oh yeah, hit me with a couple 184 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:46.960 of things over. Meanwhile, Leanne and Ben flirt. Meanwhile, we get 185 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:52.080 a classic prank from Lee. Meanwhile, angels so rude that he is the 186 00:12:52.440 --> 00:13:01.559 fodder for Lee's classic prank. Now we will talk about Angel later. Angel 187 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:07.720 can take a fucking dump on someone's head. You drop forty k dude beat 188 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:13.480 off onto a plate and then ask someone to lick it off. Why do 189 00:13:13.559 --> 00:13:16.559 you Why do you have to do that? I'm standing it thinking the most. 190 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:18.559 It's like you took Harvey Weinstein and you made it even gross, or 191 00:13:18.559 --> 00:13:22.159 at least he beat off into a plant. You're talking about beating off into 192 00:13:22.159 --> 00:13:26.039 fucking china and having people consume it with their tongue. I mean, it's 193 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:31.519 absolutely revolting, fuck man. So let's get to dinner. First up is 194 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:35.720 what call me and cucumber salad a beautiful clean and mouse bush. While they'll 195 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:39.399 deck Cruise sets up Club Saint David. The first course is served, which 196 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:48.279 is a ramikin of mushrooms and odd first course. Um, I don't know 197 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:54.320 how I feel about it. If I was at a tasting menu prefixed, 198 00:13:54.360 --> 00:13:56.200 so to speak, I'd be like, this is a little underwhelming. This 199 00:13:56.279 --> 00:13:58.960 is just a bunch of oyster mushrooms that you raised, and fucking is it 200 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:03.759 Wooster Sire's house? I thought this was Japanese anyways. Um, So we 201 00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:07.440 move on to the second course, which is tong katsu, also known as 202 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:13.519 chicken cutlet. I don't I can't complain about a chicken cutlet, and ton 203 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:20.799 katsu is a marvelous Asian adaptation of fried meat. I mean it's perfect. 204 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:26.279 Now there is no gravy to be seen. I do want some gravy to 205 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:30.559 be seen. But Rage is behind bars and she's being attacked by apparitions, 206 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:35.000 so you can't falter. Haley continues to blow up Spot. Why are you 207 00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:41.759 laughing like that? Okay Haley? Okay, Haley continues to blow up ben 208 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:50.759 Spot. But you can't hate her because Haley does not loathe other women like 209 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:54.200 Alyssa. She respects girl code. She knows that this is a girl who 210 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:58.080 is walking into a bit of a bear trap, and she has to let 211 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:01.600 her know because we've all been there. Hmm. You find an indigenous Australian 212 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:05.320 with a low brow line and you fall in love, but you have to 213 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:07.840 know he's dating a rapper who was about to put out country music. She 214 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:11.519 has to let her know that that's what she's walking on. They always go 215 00:15:11.559 --> 00:15:16.559 over to the country. Yeah, Dylan, do you do you mind if 216 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:22.559 I digress from your your appraisal of Rachel's meal? Absolutely? Okay? Well 217 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:26.279 the reason why, absolutely not? I'm okay, no no, no, 218 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:33.080 oh no, if I said, please continue, okay, Well, the 219 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:37.679 reason this dinner service is going so well, you know, it's not all 220 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:45.120 Rachel here, it's because Rachel uh talked with Sandy like weeks earlier. Yeah 221 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:48.559 yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. They we get a flashback and Rachel shares 222 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:52.639 with us the truly astonishing, uh mind blowing wisdom that's Sandy bestowed on Chef 223 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:58.879 Rachel before her departure. Are you ready for this? She recommended she do 224 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:04.039 quality over quantity. M yeah, Rachel, this has changed everything for Rachel. 225 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:08.039 Did Sandy fucking study with Plato? Well, it's a good question. 226 00:16:08.279 --> 00:16:11.759 And I don't think that she studied with Plato, because well, where's this 227 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:15.559 knowledge It's it's hidden from the rest of us come from. The cat is 228 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:18.919 not out of the bag. But I'm fairly certain that Plato is dead. 229 00:16:19.279 --> 00:16:25.720 Now, this does strike me as a kind of kiel Bill, kind of 230 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:29.879 Beatrix kind of moment where she flashes back to her sense's brutal training, and 231 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:36.960 with that she can defeat vivic Fox. With that, Rachel can deliver six 232 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:41.879 choruses of food. Yeah, it's it's amazing. I'm like, fuck quality 233 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:45.519 over quantity. Where was this information with those scrolls buried with the shroud of 234 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:48.279 terrene. Yeah, it's the Dead Sea scrolls exactly. Yeah, yeah, 235 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:52.480 yeah, the Book of Enoch and whatnot. God, these people are idiots. 236 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:55.879 You're peaking. Sorry. So next up, we've got Kobe sashimi with 237 00:16:55.879 --> 00:17:00.559 a blowtorched egg, and we round things out with a lovely black cod and 238 00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:07.759 a very Japanese Italian custard. So all joking aside, and ending a Japanese 239 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:11.400 feast with an Italian custard is a joke, but this was a marvelous meal. 240 00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:17.319 I would be more than happy to consume these offerings. If I was 241 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:19.799 paying sixty thousand dollars a day the rest, no no, no, no 242 00:17:19.799 --> 00:17:25.000 no no, like like this one meal, probably, but throughout the entire 243 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:27.559 stay on the boat, you can't be thrilled at the fifth just no possible 244 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:30.079 way. So I take it away, Pat. The best part of dinner, 245 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:36.599 I guess was that Angel can't talk. And Frasier said, and I 246 00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:40.920 quote, he's a hideous, demanding asshole, right right right. I bet 247 00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:44.279 these two don't follow each other on Instagram. Yeah, And I bet Frasier 248 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:48.640 feels like a demanding asshole after you're getting tipped three grand. Yeah, although 249 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:55.960 you think about it, that is not enough. Forty grand, that is 250 00:17:56.039 --> 00:18:02.680 not enough three grand each. Yeah, you think about like you sit down 251 00:18:02.799 --> 00:18:07.359 to let's say, some dignitary walks into a two Michelin star restaurant, orders 252 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:12.119 a five thousand dollars bottle of wine, and then dinner you're getting tipped like 253 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:18.880 thousand. Most of what that of what these sea rats get waiting hand and 254 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:23.200 foot on, demanding assholes. I mean, it's just no way to live. 255 00:18:23.319 --> 00:18:26.880 But we've talked about, we have entire years of podcasts saying that sea 256 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:32.160 rats do not have a happy life. They enjoy it, which is the 257 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:36.240 only thing that matters. I feel bad. I feel like that was too 258 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:37.039 mean. What do you mean? I feel like that was too mean. 259 00:18:37.279 --> 00:18:45.240 Sea rats are happy in the way that like a free range pigged that is 260 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:49.720 going to slaughters is happy. They know not the doom that awaits them. 261 00:18:51.160 --> 00:18:53.559 But right now it's fun. They get to fuck, they get to do 262 00:18:53.759 --> 00:19:02.200 shots. You know. Yeah, it's good grain, good grain. So 263 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:07.039 Teddy's son John has arrived. At some point, Tony hands out snacks as 264 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:12.039 be careful their two hundred calories, and we appreciated this. Yeah yeah, 265 00:19:12.119 --> 00:19:15.119 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're doing a little bit 266 00:19:15.160 --> 00:19:21.039 of a Meanwhile, uh an egg is uh cooked in front of the guests. 267 00:19:21.279 --> 00:19:27.400 We learned Tyler shaves his pubes and Tony warms the entertainment performers of the 268 00:19:27.480 --> 00:19:33.680 hidden calories of those goddamn power bars. Yeah, it's like what Regina George 269 00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:37.400 was getting fed to lose weight. Before you know it, You're I was 270 00:19:37.440 --> 00:19:44.039 gonna I was gonna use stones as a unit of measurement, and I don't 271 00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:45.960 know what the fucking stone is. I was gonna say thirty stones that might 272 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:49.960 be seven hundred pounds. I don't know why I did that. So we 273 00:19:51.039 --> 00:19:55.559 danced to Royalty Free lion King music and we wrap up with a really incredible 274 00:19:55.559 --> 00:20:00.400 evening. Teddy's son John was awesome and as they depart, we chat with 275 00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:03.799 Camille and Ben. Now we talked about this last week, Pat, do 276 00:20:03.839 --> 00:20:07.200 you want to remind the audience and this young man what to do? This 277 00:20:07.319 --> 00:20:11.039 young man, what to do with this information? Oh it's simple, b 278 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:15.400 Li, So this is what he does. It slimy and an oversighted your 279 00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:21.880 part deal bad hosting. During the dance party, Ben grabbed Leanne and pulled 280 00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:26.279 her over and caressed her back and danced very flirtatiously with her. Then went 281 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:30.720 up to the bridge in the night and texted or called Milly elicit a future 282 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:34.960 country star failure, and said I wish you were here so I could dance 283 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:41.440 with you, scomb bag. And then they discussed their DR trip DR the 284 00:20:41.519 --> 00:20:47.240 d R. Yeah, you know sea rats have an affinity for adventure, 285 00:20:47.799 --> 00:20:51.640 but we've talked about it when in the DR. It's a bad idea to 286 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:57.279 imbibe in that poll. Stay at the all inclusive because you will see horrors 287 00:20:57.519 --> 00:21:06.599 and it's probably because of globalistic clandestine efforts to topple governments. It's not that 288 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:10.799 country's fault, it's the earthquakes and the clandestine efforts to topple their government. 289 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:15.839 But we'll move them too. The next morning, yea yeah, next morning 290 00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:19.839 Lee is seated and Rachel is back on that ghostly island. She is impersonating 291 00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:23.480 a Floridian retiree and is walking around with a banana tape to a trophy base. 292 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:30.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, how could she not be getting 293 00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:38.319 screamed at by pass criminals of a high security prison. Go ahead, Pat 294 00:21:38.440 --> 00:21:41.559 Well, I was gonna say, boy, this just passed by real quick. 295 00:21:41.559 --> 00:21:48.440 We learned that Ross was a performer in a porn pornographic film. Yeah 296 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:49.759 well, he says, I wasn't in it, but his penis was. 297 00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:53.519 Yeah. And then Katie, maybe just because she's a broken sea rat from 298 00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:59.160 Florida, only had one follow up question, which was what was your porn 299 00:21:59.240 --> 00:22:03.440 name? Yeah. She didn't say can people find this? Yeah? Yeah, 300 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:07.799 yeah, because I'd be gating a guy it did porn. She didn't 301 00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:11.200 say anything like, uh, WHOA, that's concerning or anything like that, 302 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:17.319 but also like what kind of porn would you be in wearing your penis was 303 00:22:17.359 --> 00:22:21.279 the only thing feature I thought about this, It's gonna be glorioule porn. 304 00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:23.680 Well, if you're nah, you're wearing like a Coca melon mask and you're 305 00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:27.079 at a gang bang, oh right, right right, And it does need 306 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:32.440 to be a it does need to be a child television. Yeah, it's 307 00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:36.240 all they had left at the nine nine stories thinking of a guy who was 308 00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:38.519 in rushes, like, I gotta get to a gang Yeah, yeah, 309 00:22:38.319 --> 00:22:41.720 yeah, what do you got I can wear on my face so my wife 310 00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:45.440 doesn't find out? Yeah yeah, yeah. I have to really quickly hop 311 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:52.119 on over to an empty living room in Chatsworth. It's not empty. Actually, 312 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:56.160 there's a rug on the ground and some plastic and some plastic and a 313 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:00.759 chaise lounge. Um, and I have to let's not get into it, 314 00:23:06.000 --> 00:23:10.960 all right. You know, I have this this desire to speak on glory 315 00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:12.640 whole porn, but I don't think that our audience wants to hear it. 316 00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:15.839 Oh you never know that we've warmed them up. They're pretty open at what 317 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:19.079 we think. You know. It's just I don't understand the kind of gall 318 00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:23.920 or guy that can get their rocks off to that kind of thing. I 319 00:23:23.960 --> 00:23:29.359 mean, there's no intimacy in that. You know. It's like you see 320 00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:36.680 those snapshots advertising subscription porn services wherein there's some kind of series wherein some massuse 321 00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:41.000 is tugging away at somebody from beneath the table and getting milked on. I 322 00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:45.759 don't understand that. What. There's no intimacy there at all. It's just 323 00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:52.599 crude humors. I couldn't agree more. Yeah, God, sex is beautiful 324 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:59.559 unless it's in an empty living room and chats work with a lot of plastic, 325 00:23:59.559 --> 00:24:03.000 a chaise lounge, one broken woman and fifteen guys who are more than 326 00:24:03.079 --> 00:24:07.759 happy to rub phallic members up against one another if it means setting the world 327 00:24:07.799 --> 00:24:14.079 record for that many inside one orifice. That's just a really, really tough 328 00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:17.039 scene. But if that's your kink, that's your kink. So let's move 329 00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:19.400 on. Let's get to docking. That's a bad segue, that's a bad 330 00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:26.079 side. So um Lee is pissed because they have a fucking piece of shit, 331 00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:30.920 fucking bullshit, fucking piece of shit tender and that other boat is a 332 00:24:32.039 --> 00:24:36.680 nice one, and we dock in a windstorm and a maelstrom with the score 333 00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:41.039 used from the film All Quiet on the Western Front or something close to it, 334 00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:45.599 to make this boat docking seem more dramatic than it is. But it's 335 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:52.519 very uneffective because once again nothing happens. But that won't stop Lee from talking 336 00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:56.519 about the boat docking at a meeting later on. I have a clip well 337 00:24:56.559 --> 00:25:02.039 done. I can't thank you for my first further back. You guys performed 338 00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:07.319 admirably. I just wanted to talk to you about the document today. We 339 00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:11.160 hit a thirty nine just today. That just starts killing me off the document. 340 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:15.680 I've got two slash back lines on the bottle and I can get it 341 00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:21.079 there. The question is how long can I hold it there? So that's 342 00:25:21.079 --> 00:25:26.400 why goes the battle lines had to come in with about you guys did a 343 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:30.960 good job, and the quick correct answer is who gives a ship? Why 344 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:33.279 are you talking so much? Let's see how it is in the envelopes there, 345 00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:37.759 old man, okay, I was like, this is a long club. 346 00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:41.000 Well do you know I got me talk about boot lane and things getting 347 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:45.559 pulled and coming in and wind direct. This is like if you are let's 348 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:52.759 say in the AFC South and you're two and sixteen and the coaches coming in 349 00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:55.279 and he's talking about fundamentals. At the end of the season, You're like, 350 00:25:55.279 --> 00:25:57.200 would you shut that stock out? Please? My god, I just 351 00:25:57.200 --> 00:26:00.319 want to go to the strip club. Please shut the fuck up. Um 352 00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:06.279 so we um guest, we say goodbye to the guests, tipmate, an 353 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:08.519 we get to the tip meeting. Really crass from Lee. That's a thick 354 00:26:08.599 --> 00:26:15.759 fucker right there, Too little, too late, Holy cannoli. Angel once 355 00:26:15.799 --> 00:26:22.319 again, you can poop on my bed. Um forty grand. I don't 356 00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:26.759 think it was Angel. No, Angel was the dick, I know, 357 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:30.599 but I don't think Angel was the tip per. Well, the whole the 358 00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:33.279 whole group was the tipper man. You got all uh you all chipping chip 359 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:37.440 yeah, yeah, oh yeah, because we talked to Chuck and Erica, 360 00:26:37.480 --> 00:26:41.400 and Chuck chipped in like five hundred, and Erica chipped in like seven twelve, 361 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:42.920 and they like, where's the rest from everybody? You know? Yeah, 362 00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:45.880 and the mom was like, I don't have any end. I'm not 363 00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:52.000 paying for that couch that looks like somebody shit on it fifteen times. Yeah. 364 00:26:52.039 --> 00:26:55.880 So anyway, thirty one hundred each. I think that's a nice haul. 365 00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:59.000 I completely disagree with Dylan. I'd you know, scrub some uh. 366 00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:03.400 I don't know, some railings or something for two days and hear people's park 367 00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:07.119 orders for thirty one bucks. It's two days work though, Yeah, no, 368 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:11.000 it's it's two days work. Um. But let's say, and not 369 00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:12.759 everybody can work at a nice restaurant. But if you do work at a 370 00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:17.079 nice restaurant, you don't pool tips, which is communism. I mean, 371 00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:22.960 it's just disgusting. And I'm kidding. I'm an anarchist communist. Don't just 372 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:26.119 to chill out. I'm good with all of it. Man. You probably 373 00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:30.319 make a lot more money and you're not stranded in the middle of the goddamn 374 00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:36.359 ocean with a bunch of people with the same cognitive dysfunctional issues that you as 375 00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:38.039 you have in bunks. I mean, it just seems like a happier life. 376 00:27:38.039 --> 00:27:42.599 You're in New York City. So um, these sea rats are happy 377 00:27:42.839 --> 00:27:48.119 and so are we because we get to kick our feed up and listen to 378 00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:56.359 the preferencia. Man, all right, yeah, get on that night, 379 00:27:56.440 --> 00:28:00.279 Joe. What do you mean is that you pressuring up? Man? Come 380 00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:03.759 on, give him some space. All right. This is going to be 381 00:28:03.799 --> 00:28:07.599 the last charter. It's a one day charter. The primaries are Keith and 382 00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:15.319 Joeln Hoogstad Okay good pronunciation. Keith is a serial entrepreneur who owns a landscaping 383 00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:21.079 business. Joe Lynn formerly competed in bodybuilding competitions. She's a part of the 384 00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:26.839 IFBF International Fitness and Bodybuilding Federation. I was thinking, that's where you have 385 00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:30.960 to poop a lot. You're not supposed to interrupt the Sorry. The married 386 00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:36.319 couple also owns a fitness Jim in Florida and Georgia and are avid fans of 387 00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:40.880 motocross and motorbike racing. They even had a private motocross track built on their 388 00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:44.559 land. Oh so they're making some money over there. Yeah. Their guests 389 00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:49.480 include legendary bodybuilder Dexter the Blade Jackson. I think I know him. He 390 00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:56.519 looks like the Scary Guy two thousand and eight mister Olympia and nine time Arnold 391 00:28:56.559 --> 00:29:02.480 Classic Champion as well. This is wife Gail. Also on the boat is 392 00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:06.759 neuropsychologist Jamie Hope and her husband Terry, who works in the liquor industry. 393 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.200 Well interesting, and lastly, couple Vincent Beverly, who are gym owners from 394 00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:14.640 Florida and have known the Primaries for over two decades. Interesting Okay, I 395 00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:18.480 gotta figure out the what's the connection with the neuroscientist? What do you mean? 396 00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:22.960 Well, I don't know. It seems like, you know, it's 397 00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:27.519 very very clear he's been on a stack for a while. He starts punching 398 00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:32.119 holes and walls. Yeah, he goes to see how and that's how he 399 00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:37.720 meets this guy exactly. Oh nice. No information on dietary restrictions or what 400 00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:41.839 they'd like to eat at all for that matter. My guess there's lots of 401 00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.640 protein. The only thing that they do seem to want is to have a 402 00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:52.000 buns and guns contests in which yacht crew will participate to compete against each other 403 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:56.319 while the guests judge. Interesting and I would be surprised if Tony doesn't run 404 00:29:56.319 --> 00:30:02.359 away with this one. Any U any football stats? I did not find 405 00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:07.200 any links to any football you know that is at That's actually really really good 406 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:11.519 from you because he did some coloring, right, so he's is at the 407 00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:12.880 end of the prefect drooping. Yeah, that's okay, great, So we 408 00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:17.480 said no dietary restrictions. I don't know what they're gonna eat, but I 409 00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:22.400 assume it's a lot of protein, right, that's color cluing us into them 410 00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:26.160 being big juice heads. He also, you've done a lot of steroids, 411 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:30.519 so what is it like, constant constant, Well, lots of people think 412 00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:33.920 your balls shrink, but I'll tell you they don't. They actually grow long. 413 00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:38.480 Yeah yeah, yeah. Do you know my best friend Jeffee in the 414 00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:44.440 seventh core job KALs, I'm helping him on on the weight rack. I'm 415 00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:47.759 what do you call it? Where I'm supporting him as he's lifting things up. 416 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:51.599 You said, my friend, what jeff Jeffee, I'm helping him on 417 00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:53.720 that, and then you, oh, I'm holding up the bar. I'm 418 00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:56.680 supporting him or if I forget what that was, you just make sure the 419 00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.960 bar doesn't come by. Now you're spotting spot and you know that because you've 420 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:03.480 done stacks and you've been in the gym a lot. Well, you know, 421 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.000 we were told, you know, the way you get someone really, 422 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:08.960 you know, push, is you like you insult him. So I was 423 00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.480 like, come on, pussy, come on push her man. Yeah yeah, 424 00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.759 yeah, why didn't you know it? That sound of a bitch gets 425 00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.640 up from the weight rack and punches me in the face. Wow. Wow. 426 00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:21.759 I later found out Jeffy was buying steroids, right right, right, 427 00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:23.640 yeah, thank god, he's off him now, okay, yeah, yeah, 428 00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:27.160 he's a helicopter pilot now okay, yeah, yeah, that's really cool. 429 00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:37.640 Yeah. So Leah has shown some pictures of the puppy known as Camille. 430 00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:41.960 I guess that's a South African for a dumb blonde. Yeah yeah, 431 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:45.960 that's that was mean. Yeah, but this is because she's in competition with 432 00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:55.119 somebody exactly what Facebook creeping m m hmm. We've all been there. Yeah, 433 00:31:55.680 --> 00:32:00.319 so they hit the tender and Ross says the thing that innumerable set have 434 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:05.119 said in the past. It's probably not a good idea to get shit faced, 435 00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:10.720 right, but fuck it, I'm a sea rat. Fuck it. 436 00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:20.279 Okay, So dinner looks magnificent because of those perfectly emosified pina coladas, one 437 00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:22.960 of the great cocktails in the history of the art form. I love a 438 00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:30.680 good pina colada. It is a nuclear weapon of intoxication. You know, 439 00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:34.839 you don't know how powerful those things are because of how fucking delicious they are. 440 00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.799 But if emosified properly, we don't want anything separating. We don't want 441 00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:42.720 an iceberg on top and a bunch of pineapple juice on the bottom. If 442 00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:49.759 they are emosified correctly. I mean there is almost nothing better, very heavy 443 00:32:49.759 --> 00:33:00.279 on the gut, though Negronis are more appropriate and more contexts. But I 444 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:04.920 would say the opinion Colotta beats out of Necroni in terms of deliciousness and efficiency. 445 00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:08.839 Probably not efficiency. Necroni's pretty busy. So dinner looks magnificent because of 446 00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:12.759 the PIP. I just said that. I literally just said that. What 447 00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:15.480 does this Groundhog Day? Haley and Frasier have a lovely moment, yes, 448 00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:22.319 whereon Haley tells Frasier Jesus he's gay. Yeah, I know, but it 449 00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:23.519 was so nice, you know, her telling him, you know, how 450 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:29.119 fucking Grady is. Frasier is just like looking at her and he's I don't 451 00:33:29.160 --> 00:33:31.599 know, he's in like a haze of cig smoke, right right, the 452 00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:35.880 best day of his life? Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, Frasi got 453 00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:40.079 fucking torqued tonight. He was wasting. Yeah everyone did. If you think 454 00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:43.920 about it, right, it's like it's their last night. Yeah yeah, 455 00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:45.279 yeah, it's not. They have to wake up in eleven hours, right, 456 00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:49.680 exactly. So we learned that Leanna has been cheated on quite a bit, 457 00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:52.480 and Haley's vagina comes out. We move on to the Oh no, 458 00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:54.480 no, no, I gotta talk about that tale. Oh. They're at 459 00:33:54.519 --> 00:34:00.200 the dinner table and they chat about her last relationship and she tells him he 460 00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:05.599 would say things like like I'm into you and then do the total opposite. 461 00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:09.519 And I was thinking, like that behavior sounds pretty familiar, you know, 462 00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:19.159 yeah, like a like Ben, he's with Millia Lisit. I think you're 463 00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:21.440 being too hard on Ben. I think he's at a dinner time. He 464 00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:24.760 basically he's on a date right now. Ben reminds me of speed rays hern 465 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:29.599 Away, where he's like, oh, like, I'm just he's just trying 466 00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:34.079 to get over the finish line without hurting anybody. But if he has to, 467 00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:37.800 he will hit the E button and break fucking hearts. That's what that 468 00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:43.320 button did. So um, Leanne and Ben play with fire when we get 469 00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:45.440 to the club. Quite a strip tease from Ben, and you know who 470 00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:52.679 else plays with fire, Russ the whole searcher himself. He sees a hole 471 00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:55.760 off to the wings and he says, why don't you come dance? Man? 472 00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:59.880 Obviously she is a person, but I'm seeing the world through his vand 473 00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:06.280 right now. This obviously gets Katie pissed and When they get in the back 474 00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:08.639 of the van, Katie and Ross have a bit of a tiff. I 475 00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:14.599 have to say, the thing that repulses Ross the most is not her trying 476 00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:22.239 to curb his hole hunting. It is her referring to him as baby when 477 00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:30.039 he hears that he is done done, but because he's a sex addict, 478 00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:36.440 he's not because he will remind her that we've only got one night left to 479 00:35:36.559 --> 00:35:38.360 fuck. So let's not fuck this up. I know I said I was 480 00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:42.920 grossed out by you and that this isn't gonna work, but let's hold it 481 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:49.639 together for one more night. Hailey and Tyler have a lovely moment food fight 482 00:35:49.840 --> 00:35:52.119 of the We know they have nothing left with this season left to give because 483 00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:58.039 they spent a full five minutes of a food fight. I thought the food 484 00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:01.119 fight was fun. It was like sea rats being sea rats. Like this 485 00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:04.880 is like the jovial side of the sea rat. You know, like you 486 00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:09.679 have you have, like this is the spectrum. You have people talking about 487 00:36:10.199 --> 00:36:15.880 being tied up and watching their mother get hit with some kind of um like 488 00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:21.440 a bone, yeah, some type of archaeological dig find, and then you 489 00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:25.000 have sea rats fucking and sucking the pinnacle. But then you have fun moments 490 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:30.480 like this where they're throwing cake and shit and they're they're ruining their own environment. 491 00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:35.199 It's actually quite a fun sabotaging endeavor to watch. But we move on 492 00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:38.480 to the next day, Art Ross, thank you, that took you forever. 493 00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:46.400 Sorry. Ross and Katie have a lovely mending moment where in Ross's listen 494 00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:52.360 whatever your name is, we're just can I just can we be friends with 495 00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.119 benefits? And I'm pretty sure she says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 496 00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:58.039 exactly, And then we get a Meanwhile, my wife calls her Sree is 497 00:36:58.079 --> 00:37:00.320 so mean. My wife calls Katie whatever she comes on the screen. My 498 00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:06.039 wife yells baby prostitute. I guess because her Oh my god, she always 499 00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:09.199 dresses like like a hooker. You know, I find it very sexy. 500 00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:23.039 But anyway, I can't believe that Sharie and not you said that. Yeah, 501 00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:25.760 it's like we were meant to be together. Yeah exactly, yeah. 502 00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:31.639 Yeah. So we end with a Meanwhile, Sea rats clean and Lee hobbled 503 00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:36.880 leans over with his bionic purple crutch and struggles to pick something up. You 504 00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:42.400 know, we really are in the duldrums, but I do appreciate the producers, 505 00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.119 letting us see just how sad it is to see Lee try to do 506 00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:50.239 everything everyday, things like lean over. Yeah, you should not be on 507 00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:53.159 this boat. But he would have died if he did not come back and 508 00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:57.079 finish his charter. Guys, that's it for us. Love you for listening, 509 00:37:57.159 --> 00:38:00.440 Love you for supporting the show. Your friends, tell your fan Dylan 510 00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:02.559 Dylan reminding with a YouTube channel thing again. No, let's do this. 511 00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:07.519 You remind them of the YouTube channel because it's very simple. 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