It is the Minnesota Goodbye Bonza Jenny here today. Tony is going to be
heading out here soon, but he might be in it a little bit here
as well. He's been hanging out with us on the show. So O
great morning everybody. We're going to get right into these emails. It says,
hello, favorite morning show. I recently got home from a girl's trip
with my friends from high school. We've been friends for like ten years,
and we're twenty six to twenty seven now. We are all easy going people
except for one of us. She is needy, high maintenance, and overall
just kind of negative. It's clear to me that she has zero self awareness
and does not pick up on our subtle hints. For example, she doesn't
want to carry a purse, so she'll ask someone else to hold her money,
and id we have made excuses like we aren't bringing a purse, or
telling her she can only ask for her stuff three times, et cetera,
borrowing someone else's clothes, asking if anyone brought a hair brush. When we're
out and about. She's the only one obsessed with brushing her hair, kneading
chapstick, not eating enough, or having a snack when she's hungry, so
she complains about how hungry she is, et cetera. She also asks someone
to curl her hair because she doesn't know how or didn't bring a curling iron,
And finally, if she doesn't I know this is this is the whole
list. And finally, if she doesn't like an activity, she asks to
leave or orders an uber for us and makes us leave. This just always
gets me because it's always an activity I want to do and she decides she's
not having fun and that we should leave instead of us just making the best
of it the way the rest of us do. When we do something she
wants to do, it's never worth arguing over and ruining the mood, so
we just do what she wants. We are very chill people and go with
the flow. But it's getting so old having to make sure she's content and
happy all of the time. Any advice on how to correct this behavior.
We love her and we know that she has annoying, annoying tendencies, but
this last trip she was absolutely miserable to be around. Thank you always,
And I'll refrain from saying this person's name even though she didn't say that,
but I will refrain just in case, goodness, okay, gracious, So
what do you want to know? How to drop the first girl? I
don't know, because you said that you love her, and it sounds like
you still I don't want to bring her on trips, but I don't know.
Let's see, it doesn't say how many people are going on these trips,
because usually with trips like this, you can split up a little bit
with your friend group and like some people do one thing, others do the
other. That's usually helpful in certain scenarios. But my twenty first birthday,
I went to Vegas with a group of six girls and one of the girls
it was my sister and two of her friends, and then me and two
of my good friends. But we were all friends together because we're only a
year apart. But one of my good friends was miserable to be on that
triplet. Oh my gosh, it was her way or the highway. If
she didn't get her breakfast in the morning. She was like an absolute bitch.
And like eventually like a few days, because we were in Vegas for
like six days, I know, way too long to be in Vegua.
For sure, we learned our lesson by day three. I think her and
I had to split off on our own and do our own things, and
everyone else did whatever because we just had to. So that's always an option,
But it kind of sounds like you guys do everything together. Honestly,
trips are so important to me for like my own ability to get away from
work and have me time and just enjoy a vacation or whatever it is,
So I really pick and choose who I go on vacations with. Now.
Yeah, the only times I ever get in situations where I'm like, eh,
this might not be the best is when you go on like a bachelorette
trip and you're just sending big group. So honestly, there are people I
don't travel with anymore because I just and I love them, still, I
don't vibe with them on trips. So I don't know. Vant do you
have any advice for her? I just don't. It doesn't sound like you
want to be this person's friend anymore. But she says we love her and
we know that she has these these tendencies, but the trips are miserable with
her. Yeah, but they listened like a twenty. That's like if I
said, no offense, but Jenny, your fucking suck. But I do
think that certain people, you can be friends with them, but going on
a trip with them is a completely different scenario the situation. So I think
that, like what it sounds like is like, yeah, you love her
as a friend, but traveling with people that's always like a test of a
relationship. The first trip you take with your partner is a true test,
like many things moving forward. I literally just had this happen to me when
I travel with a coworker and she was like, Tony, won't let me
get breakfast. Hold on, I don't want to eat breakfast. Doesn't mean
that you can't eat breakfast. Yeah, right, you can go on your
own and do your own thing and get what you need out of this.
Yeah, that literally just happened to me, And it was a little bit
of conflict with us because there's just me and her on this work trip.
But it was awkward because, like we're saying, we're good friends outside of
work, but together we've never traveled for and it was an awkward trip.
Yeah. So I'm gonna be honest, we don't have the best advice here
because it sounds like you still want to be her friend, but I would
not I would try to talk to the rest of the friend group and be
like, maybe we don't always do these trips together. And like Tony said,
though about like it's so you can go do what you want to do.
Yeah, we were on this trip together. Doesn't mean we have to
be like attach at the hit for every damn thing, right, And I
will say, though, the thing that annoys me is the fact that she
orders an uber and demands you guys, I'll leave. Listen. I am
at a point in life like right now, I am not drinking it is
Alcohol is not a part of my life right now. But I was on
a bachelotte party a couple months ago and I was drinking at it. But
I hit my wall and I was like, I'm ready to go home.
I called myself an uber, I said goodbye. A few of the girls
kind of saw I was leaving, and they're like, you know what,
I'll come too. But I did not, by any means, expect anyone
to leave with me, because I was the first one to leave, and
a few did end up coming, but that was their own choice. So
I think you need to express to her, Hey, if you want to
go, you can, But like we're staying I wanted to do before you
go like, hey, this is this is what you need, this is
what I need out of vacation, and how do we put our worlds together?
Yes, exactly. Okay, we're going to move on to the next
email. Let's see it says please, Okay, so we read this story.
Did we read this story already? I think we might have read this
on the Minnesota Goodbye recently, but we'll reread it. It says, hey,
gang, don't say my name. Do you guys have stories of getting
too drunk at a company party? So that was the original email they sent,
and then they just said, thank you guys for saying my question.
I feel a lot better. I have definitely learned a lesson because she had
emailed then recently about getting drunk at a party and stuff like that, and
kind of that sparked the conversation about getting too drunk at a party, and
so she says, I've learned my lesson about getting too drunk. I like
how Dave put it. Even though it is a party, you are still
at work. My goal is to have two drinks max next time. Haha.
Thank you, love you guys. So that was a little response to
that. Yeah, And here's another one that says, dear Vont and Jennifer
and David, I told you because yesterday I said, I was like,
we should start calling each other our full name, which is not his actually
real name, but he doesn't want to say his actual one, so it's
all right. This says I binged a lot of the podcast as far back
as it would allow me. But I have a question, can you,
lovely people please expect explain this dart lick dark lick or dart lick you speak
of? I am so confused. At the first, I thought it was
a name. Maybe I should not even ask, but I must know.
Okay, I'll explain it, even though I still wasn't a part of it
either. Because this goes really really far back. When they started the Minnesota
Goodbye, like five six years ago. It was fallon Steve and Dave on
the show, and one day they were talking about stuff and Steve was asking
questions because he was very sexually naive. Honestly, Steve probably still is sexually
naive, even though he's been married for like thirteen years. But he kind
of he had kind of asked, he goes, I mean, like,
how does it work, and so he was talking about eating ass, and
so Dave goes, I mean, it's like this dart lick, dart lick,
dart lick, So it is dart with a tea, not dark dart
lick. So if you can imagine what you're darting in with, obviously dart
lick, dart lick is what he described as how you eat ass. And
so that has become a thing ever since. It is a thing that gets
brought up constantly. We had Minnesota State Fair shirts with it on it and
stuff. So I hope that explains it. There's more to the story,
probably than that, but I was not on the Minnesota Goodbye for that time,
so I've only heard it through Dave explaining it to you. So and
then this person continues on and says, thanks, and keep up the good
work at making me laugh uncontrollably in the car. You bring happiness to many
people's days. And can I pretty please get a snazzy sticker? And that
comes from Jennelle, of course, Janelle, of course stick And if I
could send you my love just kidding, you already have it, so we
will get you that sticker. Janelle appreciate that I hope that clears up some
confusion for anyone who did not know what dart like Meanza. I want to
ask Tony a question. Because we're kind of low on emails right now,
and because it's the Minnesota Goodbye, we can say whatever. So Tony was
just in Australia, and I'll keep the details vague because I know you probably
don't want to reveal. But someone asked you a question recently, and I
want to. I want you to tell everyone what the question was and what
your advice was. Are you willing to say it one more time? What
was the question? And someone asked you a question that you know of how
to do? Kay? Okay, I can say whatever I want on this.
Yes, you can say whatever you want. Okay, get ready,
Twin Cities. We're about to say this. It is Naughty Tuesday. By
the way, you don't have any Naughty Tuesday emails, so this will be
your Naughty Tuesday story. I could say whatever, I'm wrong. We're about
to open it up. Okay, I'm going to do it, he would
go. Ok So, you guys. When I was in Australia, I
met up with a friend of mine I used to work on a cruise ship,
and so we had a few drinks first we met up. It was
him and his wife and me me a gay man, him straight with his
wife. Now we're drinking, we're having a good time, and he says
to me, Tony, please tell my wife how to take a dick in
the ass. And I'm like, first of all, just because I'm there,
she was there, She was there, So first of all, I
said, just because I'm gay doesn't mean I take dick in the ass.
Let's make that. Yeah, but in college I get with straight men.
So I was done. So we talked about how to fucking the ass properly
in Australia. Waste that. I'm sure I was talking too loud in this
restaurant about taking dick. It was really funny, but basically it came down
to I said to him, she's agreeing to you taking dick in the ass,
but you can need to take dick in your ass first, you know
what it's like. So that was your advice, was that he has to
try it out, not like an actual Yeah, she could use a sex
use a sex toy just because like, hey, she's gonna do something for
you. You got to know how it feels, so that you know how
to do it, because it's not like fucking a vagina. I've done that
in my life. Yes I have gay man, yes, ladies, but
it's a little bit different. It's not the same thing. So you have
to know how to control that thing and you got to know the pressure and
how it feels, right, that's all. Yeah, all right, yeah,
so that was what's talking in Australia. I've learned. So I feel
like I've learned more about you this in the past two hours and a half,
Jenny, the nine months, probably because Tony just whatever I want work
here. You're right, take a buke. Tony is a big old open
book. And just for those of you all right, Tony's over your shaking
his ass take a pe so. And also I probably should have prefaced this.
I know I said earlier that Tony has been hanging out on the show
with us today. But Tony Uh and I work together on the Minnesota Timberwolves
on this interactive squad hype squad called Action Pack. Tony does still work for
them, and he is just such a character, So that's why we have
him come in and hang out with us sometimes when we need some extra help
around the show when someone's on vacation. So if you're like, who the
hell is this guy talking about Dick in the ass? Follow me on Instagram.
There's not gonna be Dick in the ass, but I can tell you
some things. So that's who Tony is. His Instagram is at Tony wallenh
nine. So t O N Y W A L L I N O nine
that's my birthday. No, that's actually so. And then Tony, do
you have anything? So you went to Australia. To Australia, don't have
many emails. So that's what we're going into conversation right now. You went
to Australia on a trip over, and what were like your three favorite things
you did there outside of your Workston hands down, fed a kangaroo was number
one. We also went to a Sri Lankan temple. Cool on really,
guys. I think there's some pictures of it and it was like it looked
like you were in Thailand or something. I just look at this, So
that was really cool. About Australia. Sorry if this is dumb on me,
but like, since they're really close to Asia, there's such a huge
Asian culture, different cultures there in Australia. And so yeah, we went
to a Sri Lankan temple. We ate there. We spent like a couple
I would say, like an hour and a half there. But it was
really amazing to see that culture. And I felt weird being in this temple
as they were having their religious ceremony and all the right words to say,
but it was really cool to see their passions and what they were like.
There was different gods that they praise. Sorry if I'm speaking wrong, but
that was unbelievable. Remember forever. And then hang out in Chinatown was awesome.
Okay, you go into these stores and you go underground and all of
a sudden there's a whole mall and I was the only white person and it
was very interesting. Yeah, okay, it was very interesting to like sit
in said a restaurant, be the only white person in this restaurant, but
eat foods that I'm not customed to, like you know what I mean.
It was unbelievable. So going to Shranka temple, feeding a kangaroo and eating
in Chinatown being the only white person was amazing. And then you went to
the opera house. Yeah, Sidney opera House was great, you guys inside
it because my friend works there actually in the restaurant. High in restaurant.
We got oysters, we got champagne for free. We had a two hundred
dollars meal that was just covered. Wow. Show, I gotta go to
Australia with you. It's a long flight though, you guys. It was
from Minnesota to LA was four and then I waited four hours in LA and
then sixteen hours over two. Yeah. Yeah, the longest I did a
lot. Yeah, the longest long was the longest you did, Jenny.
I did thirteen hours to get seven and a half. It's really interested.
Oh I I love that. This what's the longest you've had any as long
as you have it's gonna be I love this podcast episode. Yeah, anyway,
three of us get on the podcast. It was awesome at the beginning
of either the beginning or in the cap ship or like the description, don't
listen to this on bluetoothe Yeah, no, not for work. We'll make
sure. Yes, we'll make sure we have some warnings on this one.
All right, that's gonna be it for the Minnesota goodbye today. Send us
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