Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you,
but I know you' re thinking the same thing as my cat when he
got home. There' s an aunt in cones, that' s all
right. I tell you, Paula calls me and before the pandemic, the
apocalypse, my life was already sad. I puked in a tsar once,
and I was ashamed. Go see a tsara. They see a total inequality
until they find it. It' s okay. I mean, it'
s okay. But it was a tsara and it was a first date.
Eyes on the tip for a period. We were all reed day. I
felt bad and caught what the tsar is being. And of course it was
a bitch because on the first dates you go to what you go. I
was throwing up. I mean, he freaked out, he freaked out,
he had to freak out, I' d think I' d fuck if
on the first date he vomits, on the second he shits my chest.
It is not true that I understand that flipaparouclea, because there are things that
need to be trusted with someone else. It is also true that there I
am ashamed of very silly things. There, for example, I' m
ashamed to go to a public bathroom and let the others hear what' s
going to fall. So of course so don' t mean this isn'
t serious. So what I do is I' ve done a lot of
paper to the cup before to dampen the sound. You make her also that
you' re out there taking half a roll, don' t listen to
me, don' t hear me being human, don' t think I
' ve come to the bathroom to piss. I haven' t actually been
there before and I' ve given a lot of time and I' ve
been knocking on the door and I' m so nervous that I didn'
t know what to do at the end of screaming at me. I'
m getting cocaine in. It' s cocaine. It' s cocaine,
and they didn' t go in there. Quick status. It' s
but it' s true that this system of mine, this trick of mine,
has a problem and it' s worth it when you' re done,
it' s created like a mass of pee paper, as well as
the mache paper that doesn' t swallow, it doesn' t swallow the
chain. It' s worth it. They haven' t heard you do
anything, but whoever comes in later is going to say that you' ve
fucked up a manuality of enough atac already this and I what happens manic art
has happened. Shit, shit, by the way, shit at somebody'
s house. It' s important to me too, I mean, it
' s embarrassing. I need confidence. For me, shitting at someone'
s house is wedding and if I have to look out for more paper it
' s church wedding. I mean, this is it, this is law.
Then they say that on the first dates they say one thing, that
' s that we don' t have to talk about politics. Never.
It' s not a lie. Always remain poetic the first date to avoid
that in the second ones it presents with nautical ones. True, it'
s true, of course, uncle, and that the nautical have lowered points
on the faxometer, that is, they are, but they' re about
to see sorcery with the braided belt, that is. Anyway, nothing good
happens, like we' re talking about me and you don' t know
me because nobody knows me. I' m gonna tell you my hobbies.
My favorite hobby is you see research team. You like research team. If
it' s not cool, not the cool narcos, it' s cool
with an egg. It is true that I do not understand why everything related
to the world of drug trafficking has to bear the word. Narco in front
of you, not like, narco- story, narco- boat, what
a narco- chicken thing to do there, no, narpe tunnel, okay,
man, you' re a drug dealer, you' re not Batman,
and when you' re narco- chicking, I don' t know.
It' s okay, because I think everything Gloria Serra Mola does not
tell me the narcos peda just like the narcos waw tell me more about this
issue. I believe that everything Gloria narrates will improve it. That' s
why I want Gloria to be able to tell my sentimental life. Man,
you know something like that. We try to contact him on Instagram, but
he doesn' t want to talk to us. He' s online,
but he' s not answering us. We repeatedly give him like shit.
I want you to see this and say so I' m going to do
it. I' ve got to make my mom some kind of research team.
He likes it a lot, too. We see it together. It
' s true that spoiled lately. She' s getting a lot on Twitter,
she' s missing a lot on Twitter, and now she' s
trying to be politically correct, she' s cool not to take into account
others and so on, but if you know how to do it, one
thing happens to her, and she doesn' t come out and she does
one thing that I think is very mother- like, that' s when
she suffers what she thinks she can be controversial and she releases it equally,
but whispering it then, example, example, make it practical. I'
m going to see her and she' s telling me to talk like that.
My mother is a Dehelio balloon. My mother, I' ve seen
the neighbors before. The first one the blacks are black, yes, they
' re black, but it' s okay, you don' t have
to srrar that they' re black. Then we watch the teleno and he
tells me ay, I really like this actor is Catalan. It' s
Catalan, yes, it' s Catalan. Not an x man no,
he doesn' t hear you from wherever he is. I mean with a
black catalan. My mother who freaks him out, doesn' t short-
circuit at some point in his head. Another one tells me yesterday I met
your uncle, the divorced one. And the thing is, it' s
not just my mother, it' s my mother and my aunt, my
grandmother. Man, you know what my birthdays are like as a family.
It' s not parties, either, it' s death row meetings.
Man, talking parcel the divorced Catalans divorced black Catalans. It' s my
mother with a cape, the Harpotts You know what you' re doing.
I want to make it clear that my mother is a very cool aunt,
I mean, she' s very Cooki. My mother knows these people that
when you are Syrian talking and you finish talking, she screams thanks and leaves
her cell phone as with an offering, just as you are already in there
that I don' t know how to keep it quiet, that it doesn
' t hurt, because my mother is yes that kind of people like Cooki
very much. When the machines are revealed. Not anymore, but right now
it' s how very Cooki, i e my mother uncle in the machine
rebellion opens him to terminator oh, come on in, paula opened boy to
see you a robot come meet my daughter. She' s single. Not
that it is the issue of rebellion of the machines, that no longer sounds
or crazy, not like they attacked us machines another Tuesday uncle I don'
t know, calm down I don' t know, nothing happens, but
I don' t. I think it' s going to be like the
felis, the machine rebellion. I think it' s gonna happen like the
pandemic, because the pandemic, I mean, it wasn' t like spalis.
Pandemic movies are always like a hero who helps everyone, who hunts with
his own hands. Joh In March she starts an old woman for a Roy
scotex is. I don' t think it' s gonna be. I
think it' s gonna happen anyway. The machines are going to be revealed,
but wrongly, it will be a teenage rebellion. Or you will one
day deliver in the kitchen and the fridge hates you has a subject to ask
to hate even houses. He put a pishon on a bucket on me.
This kind of historical events as you have and because of having created many doubts,
as idiots of this type. For example, the Magi, that is,
the Magi were more kings or more magicians, which does not mean they
came to the Manger with crown, with scepter or like Jesus was up to
your letter, By the way, I found out last year. I didn
' t know the plant that the myrrh is an abortive plant. I did
not know you alike Mary asked for a delivery one. I don' t
know good, no, no, no, it' s okay, since
you' ve brought up the drug issue and it' s true that I
realize I' m more. I mean, I' m young, but
I' m getting older because I used to get high so I could be
partying all night and now I' m groping so I can be toned up,
stealing. I mean, I started meds last year I started taking a
depressive mind that nothing happened. It' s okay, no, it'
s okay. It' s like super normal. But there' s a
detail I didn' t know and nobody told me, which is that antidepressants
make it very difficult, not to say impossible to run. Then okay I
' m not a psychiatrist, psychiatrist, lose me otherwise. I don'
t mean I have pressure and they take my orgasms away. Let' s
not go to the endocrine that deserves chocolate palms, not one every three hours.
What' s this, man, what' s this about not being
able to cum, it' s something like you don' t see it,
like super specific, super son of a bitch, like to be a
side effect, I mean, it looks more like a curse. Man,
I don' t think I' m getting any medication. It gives me
the potion of the bad little mermaid, because I think it' s the
psychiatrist with a cauldron. He' s got a cauldron in his office.
It' s already with my orgasms. It was a snail. Oh,
gross life. Well, it' s okay, since we' re talking
about taritas and maybe I have a complex, a problem with my tits that
I don' t like. I want them more, I want them to
be bigger, but it is that it is a complex already level that I
like the ones of femen why they envy me that is when I see them
I have an internal conflict, because I think, on the one hand,
I agree with you, on the other hand, you envy me. On
the one hand, eh aunty touch with the cause or bitch lake, because
it is very cool I want tits like I hate them because it gives me
the impression that the bigger your tits are, the more important the cause that
you can claim exactly in Plan Peace of the Middle East and I do not
read trees saved to the raccoons. Well, well, I just think Zuben
' s tits are really cool, because they can claim several causes at once
not in Plan Box. It' s patriotism, it' s fascism outside
rosaries of ours or several. How cool, man that remains for me in
fem in the exclamation, the truth that closes does more because they no longer
fit people would see me on the street like I, to femen accept guys
now what little, because nothing I have thought, started to operate, many
times I have thought for myself, but pass, that is pass, because
then imagine I will see my mother and see me will be with someone and
will say oh look. Here comes my daughter the surgery. Thank you very
much. It' s all been wonderful.