Guesting today on the Minnesota Goodbye is Bailey J. Hes Hello. Bailey has
never been on the Minnesota Goodbye before? I have one time? Have you
been on the Minnesota Goodbye? Yeah? One time when I learned about dart
Lick. Oh yeah, good times. I'm still haunted. Uh, I
don't blame you. Bailey J. Has the JAY stands for stands for like
seven different names. Really, so it's just a J is not j y.
It's just the letter jays jay. And I would like to point out
that there's no period after the Jay. It is just the series. Yes,
and so bothers me when people put a period after it. So I
like on your government ID or whatever, driver's license, social Security card,
it just says Bailey J. No period has Yes, indeed, that's what
it says. Okay, gotcha? Yeah, all right, Well let's dive
in Bailey J. With no period to the Minnesota Goodbye. Here we go.
We're gonna start off with Sidney, says Dave and Drake. Are we
really ignoring the fact that Wednesday's Minnesota Goodbye was just Dave's spitting options for the
promos for the show. Was it an issue with uploading the wrong thing,
or did you forget to do the podcast. No, we did the podcast
and there was a mistake, and I think Drake honestly just uploaded the wrong
thing. And I noticed it later in the day when people started messaging me
in saying, Dave, the Minnesota Goodbye is just you like talking about what's
going to be on the show for the next day, and those should not.
So what we did was we pulled that down yesterday morning Thursday morning and
then put the right one up, so there was no new Minnesota goodbye one
day this week. I would have just said it was a ben just committed
to it, like I am. You know there's that, you know,
there definitely is that. But this one should be uploaded and this one should
be the one that you hear over the weekend. Let's go to the next
one, Dave. I was just wondering if you sent out a sticker for
my garage fridge. You thought it said garbage fridge when you read it.
I know you're in Colorado when you read my email, was still hoping to
get one for the garbage fridge if possible. I know in the podcast you
didn't mention that you took a picture of my so just double checking that is
from Chris, and Chris, I think I did, but now that I
look at your address, I don't think that I did. So let me
Chris, I will. I sent out a batch of them yesterday and I
don't remember your address. So whoops, I'm actually taking a picture. I
don't want to. I want to. Okay, there we go. Hold
on one more time. Now we got a picture of your address, Chris,
so watch for it. You will absolutely get it. The highly coveted
Minnesota Goodbye sticker. Amanda says, neh, just a random question you might
know the answer to. Last year, I noticed that Minnesota was not included
in jingle Ball, and now is not included again this year. So sad
I love jingle Ball and those were the first tickets I ever won on KATWB
love all that you do per usual, have a good weekend. Did you
ever go to jingle Ball? I no, I don't think I went to
jingle Ball, but i've I mean I've gone to other, like you know,
events with a lot of people at them, but not jingle Ball.
I went to one with Lizzo once, but I don't think it was jingle
That's why I star party Oh, Star Party, Okay, I went to
that. I believe that was the one I think where I didn't go because
it was Carson's graduation night, yep, And I was so excited to see
you anywhere there. I know Carson graduated this and seriously, everybody understood,
because they're not going to say, well, you got to skip your kids
graduation night to go to jingle Ball or to go to Star Party, because
you know, they both happened in the end of May or so. And
there was I think one person in the building that gave me a little bit
of a blowback, like are you serious, You can't? Can you not
skip? You know? And I'm like, no, I'm not going to
skip Carson's graduation. I've done a lot and sacrificed so much for this radio
station over the years, and trust me, they've given back to me too.
It's been a very good relationship. Tell us about jingle Ball. Why
isn't it here? Oh, well, that's good, thank you. So
jingle Ball basically be honest with you. They wanted to try another market,
so they want to see if they can make more money by having it in
Detroit, and so they moved it to Detroit Detroit did not have have one,
so they moved the Minneapolis jingle Ball to Detroit to see if it was
a better money maker, and if it's not, then they may move it
back here. But the jingle Ball is very expensive to produce and put on.
Yeah, it's like flashy, I mean just from pictures. It's a
huge production. It is not star parties. We go to the go to
myth, the artists come out. We have you know, like the light
guys and the sound guys and the fog girls and the smoke girls or whatever.
But it's a pretty cheap show to put on. Yeah, there's not
a lot of staging. Jingle Ball has got a revolving turntable stage with tons
of like lights and special effects and things like that, and a big giant
screen behind them. So jingle Balls is a production, very expensive to put
on, and so it needs to sell a lot of tickets to do well.
So everybody should go on a road trip to Detroit. No, actually,
don't go to Detroit. Pickt it so it will come back here.
Yes, idea next one. Dave Jenny Drake, I must say I'm really
enjoying these episodes of the Minnesota Goodbye with Drake and Naughty Tuesday has Me Dying.
I was on the treadmill at the gym the other night, decided to
catch up on the podcast because I was behind a few days and I was
listening to the I Like Getting Wet like a water Park episode and I nearly
fell off the treadmill because I was laughing so hard. You don't know what
I'm talking about now. I don't. I get uncomfortable talking about sex and
relationships around you, Bailey, because we don't have that symbiotic kind of chatter.
But at the same time, you know about the Minnesota Goodbye and you're
not a prude. You're a nerd but not approved. Ye Are you a
prude? No? I don't think so, okay, all right, you
were tworking on Drake. I'm in So I have this button here in the
radio station. It's called thirty second Dance Party. And so when you hit
it, hold on, let me turn it on. Turn it on.
It is a button and it goes thirty second dance Party, and it goes
and it goes on for thirty seconds. So I said, Drake, guess
what thirty second dance party. Open up the phone. I'm videoing him,
and he does like a really lame little dance and then Bailey joins in and
starts torking on dry. Yeah, because somebody had to jazz it up a
little bit, and you did jazz it up. So so anyway, I
don't feel completely comfortable talking about naughty stuff around you. I'm more respectful of
you. Jenny, she doesn't care. Jenny's completely different but you. So
anyway, I made an analogy the other day. I said, sex partners
are Sex for people is like going to an amusement park. Okay. Some
people want to go on the scary stuff that makes you dizzy. Okay,
some people want to go on the really slow stuff. You might have a
friend that goes with you the Valley Fair that's like, let's go on the
wild Thing, and you're like, I'm not going on the wild Thing.
That's wait no, that is way too much for me. But then you
might go on the wild Thing and go damn. Actually that was a lot
of fun. So you can compare that to say X Okay, I can
see that. So and I said Drake, what about you? And he
said, I like going to the water park because I want to get all
wet and there are people who go going to the water park it's wet,
and it's discussed don't want to I don't want to be wet, and Drake
said, I like to be wet. That's why they nearly fell off the
tread well treadmill. AnyWho, we ended up with another great debate at work
today. My coworker has a male friend with longer hair and he told her
he does not brush it after showering, and she thinks that's insane. On
the other hand, my boyfriend has short hair, so he just tal drives
his hair after a shower and kind of runs his fingers through it to make
sure nothing is sticking up goofy, and he walks out the door. My
coworker thinks that's super odd. And I guess I just assume men don't actually
brush their hair after showering if they have short hair. So the great debate
is from Haley, do men brush their hair after showering? And if so,
do you use a brush or a comb? Dave and Drake, this
is more geared toward you too, But maybe Jenny or in this case Bailey
can speak for in on this one. Thanks for making me feel like I'm
driving to and from work with my friends in the car each day. You
guys are the best. If it's worthy as a staff rider sticker, I
will happily take one to display on my water bottle. Dart Lick Hayley from
I Santy. Any insight you can add before I add my insight, Well,
I mean, I'm not a man, so I don't know about I
just think you should wash or I mean brush your hair after you wash it.
But also I think men should be doing way more stuff in terms of
like being in the bathroom and self grooming and all of that jazz that they
don't do. So I feel like I have a lot of opinions about that.
But brushing your hair is really easy, easy thing to do. I
think with me, my hair is moderately short. It's definitely not long,
no, but I do have to run a comb through it when I get
out of the shower, so if I don't, then it just gets all
weird. And then I blow dry it and then I put a little product
in it to hold it in place. Went to great clips yesterday, by
the way, did you yep? I was wondering why you looked so handsome.
Yeah, Well it was time. But I think it's weird if I
dated a girl who did not brush her hair when she got out of the
shower unless she was going somewhere, and it really it. I never said
anything, but it kind of made her look like a like a homeless person
or like she was disheveled. Disheveled, yeah, and it was like just
weird. But she could definitely like look beautiful when she wanted to, but
she wouldn't brush her hair and if she'd run her fingers through it or what,
and it was just kind of weird. And then it's dries like that,
so unless she blew dry it. Because I used to blow dry my
hair upside down when I was like in high school and then not brush it
through because I thought it looked cool and like big and poofy, and then
I'd get made fun of endlessly for not brushing my hair. So now I
brush my hair all the time, just as a trauma effect. I think,
you know what, and you have you have extensions now, but now
I have, but now you have brush your hair. The hair looks lovely,
by the way, Wired, thanks for that. That was very interesting
and absolutely worthy of a of a sticker. So I will it Onny like
I can even answer for Drake. Drake does not brush his hair. Look
at him. No, Drake is wearing a ball cap right now, and
he's looking at us wondering why we're talking about him. So, no,
he's actually wearing a ski cap. Or what do you call that? A
beanie? You call that a beanie. He's probably wearing a beanie right now.
Next one from Joslyn Listen to Minnesota goodbye, regarding the craziest thing you've
seen while driving, and it reminded me of a few things that have happened
to me. First, I was a passenger in a van full of people.
We were on ninety four between Minneapolis and Saint Paul. The hood of
the car directly in front of us popped all the way up so the driver
could not see God. Then a few seconds later, it completely flew off.
The car was floating in the air. It seemed to be in slow
motion and was starting to come down in front of us. Then all of
a sudden, it flew up an over our car, like a balloon in
the air. Not sure what happened after that, but man, what a
surprise. I learned a long time ago, probably in drivers said that if
for some reason your hood ever pops up, we then there will be a
little gap between your dashboard and the bottom of the hood that you can see
and you can peek out. So if it ever does fly up, you
have that terrifying Okay, we had to take a little pause there which I
had to do a commercial. But you won't even know what it's going to
be seamless. She goes on to say. The second thing that happened,
I was in college and lacrosse driving around in the bluffs that had just drove
down the very windy steep hill on my way back to campus. As I
was slowing down for a stoplight that had just turned red, I was almost
completely stopped when my brakes went out. It happened to be right next to
where my brother was living as well. Thank goodness it didn't happen while coming
down off the bluffs, as that would not have been good. Y'all are
the best. Thanks for keeping me entertained on the daily. That is staff
writer Joslin and Joslyn, I'm taking a picture of your address. She almost
had a Felma and Louise moment. Exactly right, Cliff, There's one thing
that I've learned about. You may have and I don't know that you did.
Joslym it. Coming down the bluffs, you might have put your foot
on the brake pedal all the way down, because if you put your foot
on the brake pedal, your brakes can get overheated and fail. I did
not know that. That sounds exactly what it did. And I learned this.
If you go up Pike's Peak in Colorado, by my hometown, when
you come down, there's signs all the time that all over that say don't
ride your brakes. Put it in a lower gear. So instead of putting
in in D for drives and then riding your brakes all the way down,
put it in one or two and your car will slow itself down and it
won't go too fast because they actually stop you on Pike's Peak every maybe ten
miles or so to test the temperature of your brakes. So they'll stop you.
They have a little sensor they'll test you. They'll stick it in your
wheel, test the temperature of your brakes, and if they're overheated, they
make you pull over park rangers, I think, and they because failing breaks
hot breaks can fail wo so remember that if you're up in the mountain somewhere
and you're coming down a big mountain pass, instead of writing your brakes all
the way down bailey, Yeah, I guess, put your car in one
or two and the car will not go any faster than twenty or thirty miles
an hour. I didn't know that that's what that did, because I thought
when you put it in like one or two, that that was for like,
if you're stuck in snow and you really need to out of it,
that is legitimate. All So, yeah, interesting multi use. Yeah,
so if you if you want to be in if you are stuck in snow,
put it in one or I don't think cars really say L anymore for
low sure, but that's right. You power out in first gear. Yeah,
a lot more torque, a lot more torque. I think car talk.
I think it's torque. I don't know, but I don't really know.
I'm will be disappointed. I'm not a car person. I'll tell you
a quick i'm not a car person. Story. When I first started to
make decent money and I didn't have any kids or anything, at least not
that I was providing for, I bought a Porsche I leased a Porsche.
So I'm twenty seven years old and I've got a Porsche, and I'm not
a car guy, but I thought I was this shit pulling up in this
Porsche. And Julie was rich. She also had a Porsche that her dad
had bought for her. He bought her a Porsche of her sixteenth birthday.
She wrecked. He bought her another one. So Julie and I thought we
were the king shit of Phoenix because we both had Porsches. I got bored
with my Porsche after about three months because I didn't care. I was not
a car guyah, And so I'd pull up at a stoplight and somebody would
pull up next to me and look at me to see who's driving the Porsche,
and I'd be like, what the fuck are you? Oh, you're
looking at the guy? Yeah, yeah. And it had very sticky tires,
so in other words, it was a high performance car. The tires
were very soft, so they would stick to the pavement on tight turns.
Problem with that was they're very expensive and needed to be replaced about once every
year. So every year I had to spend about two thousand dollars on new
tires for my Porsche. I'm glad I went through the Porsche experience, but
I'm glad I got it out of my system. I will never own and
I will tell you this one. There's nothing more awkward or weird than an
older dude in a sports car. Oh. I've seen it constantly all the
time everywhere. Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, I admire
them. It's probably like they wanted a Corvette or a Porsche for years and
they finally got one, and now they're driving it and they have the money
and whatever. But there's just something weird about like a sixty five year old
seventy two year old guy driving a Porsche or a Corvette and they all have
their little like it's the what are the kinds convertible where it's like the top
is down so you could just see their bald head just like driving along.
You know, more power to them. It's like, if you've wanted that
all your life and now you can afford it, go do it. Do
it. But we're gonna snicker a little bit. Okay, funny, Yes,
Steve, if I can find another one here, let's go back up.
There are several about Christmas wishes. I will just encourage you that you're
going to send a Christmas wish. Send that. Don't send it to our
email, send it go to katieb dot com slash wish. That's where you
do that last one. We keep these stockpiled in case we need it.
This is Tammy and she said, here are some questions if you need to
fill some time, so we use these once in a while. You find
a genie. But instead of getting three wishes, Bailey, you get answers
to three questions of your choice. They could be any kind of questions from
an old mystery that was never solved that's driven you nuts, to questions about
the future, to questions about a loved one that passed away that you never
got to ask, to situations your life you never got to an explanation a
resolution to what three questions do you ask? Oooh, that's a good one.
I would say, who really killed John F. Kennedy? Ooh,
that's one that has intrigued me for years. I would say what happened to
my camera and stamp album that I lost back in the eighty Yeah. Mine
would definitely be about something I lost. What did you lose? I lost
this really pretty ring that had like sapphires in it. And I'm pretty sure
I took it off in typing class once and then put it down and lost
it and never went back, never and left it there, and it might
still be there. It might, I don't know, it might be somewhere
else. But yeah, I don't. Gosh, that's life took such a
deep question. Well, it is a deep question. So I would ask
the JFK. I would ask you about my stamp album. My grandma bought
me that stamp album and it wasn't valuable, but it was very sentimental and
it was full of stamps that I collected from fifth grade probably through college.
And one day I went to look for it and it was gone, gone.
And I have no idea if somebody came into my apartment and said a
stamp album, I'm gonna steal it, and they might have taken the camera
too. I don't know I had this. So this isn't like it's not
a good philosophical question or anything. So it's not necessarily a good idea,
but we'll bring it on. I love it already. It came in my
and when I was in college, I had this boyfriend and he had his
roommate was I don't know what his name was, but his roommate didn't like
me because his roommate's girlfriend didn't like me. And I don't know why they
didn't like me, But when my ex boyfriend asked, like, hy,
why don't you like Bailey, they were like, oh, she knows what
she did? And and I'm like, what did I do? And that's
happened to me twice in my life where someone who I don't know has like
held a grudge against me. Also from college, like my old roommate just
decided one day she was never gonna talk to me again, and I was
like, what happened? And she just never responds to me. And it's
kind of like a I know what you did? You know what you did?
You awful, awful person. And I'm like, what did I do?
Or am I getting like mistaken for somebody? Or I don't know,
because I'm like a really nice person. No, you are a nice person.
I don't know, I don't know you that well, but you in
every vibe you give, you're a nice, selfless, yeah, quirky,
quirky person, but yeah, not for some and a stranger to hate me
so much that they don't speak to me, and like because his roommate I
think he even like moved out because he was so mad that my ex boyfriend
was with me, Like how could how could you be with such a monster.
Okay, so backing up a little bit, was the person who said,
oh, Bailey knows what she did? That was a woman. That
was a woman, so that I'm going to tell you what you did?
Yeah? What you the guy that she liked liked you. I've never met
him. I never know. Okay, Well, there goes that. That's
why I'm confused because like I didn't know who he was. All I knew
was that he was my boyfriend's roommate and his boy My boyfriend's roommate's girlfriend knew
what I did. But you never met him her boyfriend. I might have
met him one singular time. It could be in passing hello goodbye. It
could be that he said Bailey's hot and seriously, yeah, I mean and
people get jealous about that. And I'm going to guess that's probably what it
is, because if the if you didn't do anything, that's the most likely
thing is he had a crush on you, said something like damn, Bailey's
hut and now she doesn't like I remember one time and she's my roommate's girlfriend,
so weird. Anyway, I think about that sometimes, so there would
be another. I don't have a third one, but I'm sure i'll think
of one, like driving home later on today. That is going to wrap
it up for the Minnesota Dubai. Thank you very much. We do need
more emails because we're running a little bit short and we would love to hear
from you, so please send your emails to Ryan Show at KATIWDB dot com.
If you want a staff writer sticker, I'd love to send you one
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send to Ryan Show at katwb dot com. Have a good weekend. Thank
you, Bailey, thank you for having me, and we'll see you next time.