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Those are the rules FCC regulations. Bro. Yeah, never screw the man.
That's why I don't want the federal government in my podcast. You don't
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greetings from this are interlude between seasons. Even though we you know, nominally
say well we'll be taking your break for a couple of weeks, we can't
not record, and let's be honest, you can't not listen. Weird.
We are the most humble podcast. No, no, you can. It's
an acoustic it's an acoustic drug. It's it's not about a quality of issue.
It's just that I don't know. So this is where we're going to.
We're gonna it's it's it's a mail bag supplemental down. Oh yeah,
we are going to be reaching as far back and occasionally I believe into January.
I think that we cleared December. Um yeah, I really thought we
were doing better than we were. We're surprised at our own incompetence. Even
we can't believe how bad we are. So so, how the hell are
you guys? Uh? You know, I'm okay, I'm doing it right?
Are you? Are you for them? Are you? I just I
just assumed they went, oh, I'm doing okay, and yourself. So
I figured i'd be more interactive. See this is we should do it?
Choose your an adventure podcast. Oh that'd be a lot of work. It
would be because how in the hell do you do move to? We put
like a lot of track breaks in there. Moved to track twelve? Oh
god, yeah, yeah yeah maybe on a No, maybe I would never
impacked disc. I would never do that because that would just that would just
hump somebody that would Oh yeah, every episode sounds like a lot more.
Yeah, weird, So we're catching up, although it doesn't seem like it.
Thank you very much for listening. Um, I'd like to take this
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all the likes that we get on Facebook, which is like we're we are
growing at a great rate, and that's because of of of your work.
Telling your friends and forcing them on road trips to listen to us. Yeah,
telling your spouses or significant others that it's this way, babe, babe,
baby, these two ass hats all. You can't love me and not
love this. I think that's that's what Peyton Bob had to do. I
think that's how that worked out. So thank you very very much. UM.
We we're taking this break time to revamp the website. We've already started
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and King of our hearts. That's right, that's right, come back to
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That's right. Although we tried, yeah, god we did, we did.
We tried tracking down Crackling Crone. Yeah, I had a big problem.
Turns out they don't exist. Whoops a daisy. We got a little
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It's it's it's on the march to becoming a boy that's right, Um,
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as we've said a billion times before, like we're pretty dedicated to growing this
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That's a aquitine. But this is, uh, this is a great
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that they are are letting us sail on this ship with them, so and
henceforth, all you'll hear is the the briefest thing in the future. And
yeah, we're well, we're since we get sponsorship and I know you guys,
you guys are tired of hearing us bitch about not having sponsors. So
the days are the days here. We wanted them so bad, we've spent
the last three years making them up. So it's time to pay the fiddler
horn and we have arrived. So uh yeah, and uh so, let's
let's do this. Let's get some listener mail. Let's let's get into one
thing that hasn't changed is our You know, we feel so bad about it,
but we genuinely love that you guys write in that you take the time
to write, and so we take the time to read it. Absolutely everyone
we read, and that doesn't ever change. And it means sometimes we have
to play catch up because that's just the way the world was playing. Mustard
is a bad joke. Sorry, dude, can't call me. Already called
myself. Already called myself. Can't call me, dude, already called myself.
Sorry dude, can't tell me. I already called myself. You that
was It's a bad joke. I already called me. I don't I don't
have anything you you just took all the air out of the room. Oh
oh, you called me anyway? Who's first? All right? Right off
the bat, we got an email first time I believe from Wessex. Wessex.
Wessex. Isn't that an England. I think that's Essex unless West Essex
probably in local Polance is just Wessex. Oh you're living in Wessex. Now
it's just Essex. Prof Suffolk any Hooly Hey Hayes got a great show suggestion.
Some examples of pseudo communications with the plant world, specifically Ken Hashimoto and
his wife's work teaching alphabetics to a cactus. What yeah? And polygraph text
a polygraph tests with lower life forms. I gotta tell you, I think
I remember this when I was a kid. It was like on TV or
something where they would say plants would they had like a bunch of brine shrimp
maybe, and when they killed the brine shrimp, the plant had a reaction
to it. They did a MythBusters sort of like that, but that was
where they would yell at a plant, they would threaten them with fire.
I think they would like sing to it and try to measure. I don't
think they came up with anything, but there has been a lot of studies
on plant psychology. I don't I mean, I think it's a good idea
and I will look get into that. Thanks, Thanks Wessex, Thanks Sussex,
which actually segs very nicely into email from Disturbed. Wait no, no,
no, that's UM. It's it's Disturbed. No it's not. I
know, I looked it up. I know all of these bands. Dude,
that's Incubus. It's it's Summarily, not Incubus. It's Lugubriously not taking
it. No, no, no, it's UM. Avenge to Sevenfold,
that's a band. Yeah, yeah, I know? Is it? Is
it that band? Actually, you're right. I was lying the whole time.
It's Avenged Sevenfold, Um, Disturbed, Rhodus, Hey, Disturbed?
Haven't her from Disturbed in a while? What if Disturbed was Disturbed? What
if it was the band Disturbed writing to us? That'd be pretty right.
So they can play blurry Photos first ever. Blurry Fest's right, blurry Palooza,
Yeah, La La Photos. Okay. So, now, in addition
to having to give us what the name is of Blurry Photos listenership, we
also have to figure out what the name of our music festival is here and
it's where it's going to be, probably in the desert. Who's gonna pay
tickets to see us? Like seeing the live version of Suspicion. Disturbed wanted
to congratulate us on a hundred hundred episode. Thank you, high five and
wish to say fantastic one hundred more. Thank you, Disturbed, DNA,
and thanks for your suggestion, he says, why not check out the Coral
Castle. Oh that is not a bad suggestion. Is that where Rick Grahames
keeps his kids safe? Coral Castle Castle, Coral, Coral, Stay back
day. That was perfect, Stay back, Stay back Coral. Thank you,
Disturbed, Thank you. Your sounds like you're on adderall or something.
Wow, isn't it? How fast is it? WHOA? I can't even
do that? Let me try it? Wow? Well yeah, ok,
the time where I had the monkey do it? Yeah? Well, we
got got an email from Peter Pieter. Hello Pater, Is this Peter from
Ireland? They're all Peter from Ireland? O yours Pieter? It is If
I say it is, it may not be, but hello Pieter. If
you're not from Ireland, and if you're all from Ireland, welcome back.
My mouth actually tripped over itself there. You just stroked out at the end
there. Oh, by the way, see, speaking of tripping, over
my mouth in Ireland. I'm gonna be in Ireland at the end of May.
Uh more details forthcoming, but I might be willing to go to a
pub and meet some of by my means, please let him know so that
you guys can all hang out and have a point, have a point to
talk about what I wasn't going to tell him till they got there. You're
right, that is a selling point. Yeah, I'd be remiss not to
mention it. But yeah, I'll talk about a little a little closer to
time, but we'll suss it out. Might be fun to, you know,
see if there's there's anybody that wants to grab a point with me,
talk about weird stuff, talk about stuff. Peter had a good suggestion show
suggestion about zombies, but not the popular movie zombies, you know, more
like the origins and how do you become a zombie? Things like that.
It might be you know, it's yeah, it's it's it's worth it to
maybe look at something like that, just like vampires might be yeah, exactly,
something something that we nominally would think is like a little too mainstream for
uce. But like truth be told, there's a very few people talking about
like the genuine or origins of that and how that comes about. That's a
really good point. Um. He says that he just became a fan a
few days ago. His favorite episodes were The Dibbick Box, Rasputin and the
Yat Love Pass. Wow. Yeah, a little bit of a Russian bent
there, that's right, Yeah, exactly. I think that he's definitely got
a is it is it? P I t o R? Did you misspell
your own name? Peter? So thank you so much, Peter, Thanks
Petar, he's making thank you to Piotr, Piotr petore Ilio. Yeah.
Oh, guess who we've heard heard back from? Who? Toboggan Gin.
Oh, the Queen of toast hands. Oh, Toboggan Gin. Man,
it's been a long time. Thanks for writing in. I feel like we've
made a lot of references to Toboggan Gin in the last couple of weeks.
We I think we yeah, we may have. Maybe that's well, oh
no, because I had that awesome Toboggan pun that was like, yeah,
that's right. Because she says, first thanks to Stecco for a dging acquiescence
to the use of toboggan. Yeah, she says she's sorry she hadn't written
in a while. Well, at least you're right now, so that's all
the matter. What's important is that you feel really bad. How sorry are
you? Jim Jin says that she thinks an old email actually might have gotten
lost in those one of those shovels, but damn it, and she writes
to say a personal story that she and her dog went through. Actually,
I think we got to that story. It might have been in a supplemental
of its own, though, like it might have been in four or five,
like the Supplemental four Supplemental five. I'm going to go back and listen
to make sure, because I absolutely remember reading the story before, but I
don't know if I read it on an episode or not. So Jin,
I'm going to hold off on this and go back and listen, and if
we didn't get it, we'll absolutely throw this in the next episode. And
if not, then I'll tell you which episode it was on. That's it's
ringing a bell for you. It's it's ringing a bell. Definitely either way,
Jen, you know it knew that you'll be taken care of. But
in addition to the story, she's got oh sweet sweet pans. She says,
lumberjacks have to be on their feet all day. It causes many of
them to have lots of foot problems, so it's no wonder there was once
a tall tale of a larger than life pediatrist who went around giving lumberjacks comfortable
shoes. Paul Bunyon. Yeah, that's one of those. You don't even
have to change it, she says. Legend tails of a horrible water snake
monster that would kill its victims with one bite of its poisonous fangs. It
would scare its victims when they saw it in the waterfall, but would lull
its victims into a false sense of security by growing ever smaller as it's slithered
on land to bite them. It was called the shrink and Mamba guys pulling
it from the ink and Yamba. Yeah, that was a really going to
well played a John test, well done, and jin Gin was kind enough
to go on that podcast awards and nominate us, Thank you, asked.
So it's funny because they haven't announced who has been nominated who got the nominations
yet, but it's happening tonight as we record this, so maybe by the
end of this supplemental we'll tell you if we're nominated or exactly at the very
worst, well the next episode we'll have it in there right right. But
thanks to everybody, by the way who went out and voted to nominate a
son. Thank you so much. But thank you Jin for writing. And
like I said, I'll go back and check and see where that story is.
I know it was there somewhere. Keep your hat on, Jan unless
it was just such a chilling story. I just remembered it so well.
That was weird. Thank you, Jan. Who else we got here?
How about Rosalind rosalind h. Yeah, rosinin chap Foot. No, I
don't think it's rosin Chapel. I don't know. Did she write a last
name? I don't know. Okay, it could still be there. No,
it's not. But it is the Rosalind who sent us that badass guns
and rosebud on Facebook. That's check that out in the gallery when it gets
up. Yeah. And also yeah, it's it's on our webot. It's
on our Facebook page now and when we get the when we're finished building the
new web page, when we have the gallery, it'll be on there.
Thank you so much. That's so great, so awesome. Rosalind thank you.
Um. She started listening with a Bunyip podcast because she was working on
a show involving a bunyip. I'd like to hear more about that. Yeah,
well kind of show art show? I don't know. Is the bunyip
gonna get her in the bun You're moving still gets me? Still with the
heeblees um and no thank you. She's also dragged her boyfriend in. Yeah,
this is what this is exactly what I'm talking about. Thank all of
you. Uh. Rosalind is the example here. You force people, don't
give them an option. Okay, don't do it. So yeah, so
they listen to the podcast while they work, and she's also inspired just to
take a break and crack a cold one along with us. Well yeah,
I mean, and if you're in Ireland, you're gonna do it for real.
Um. Although yeah, for some reason, I thought all the beer
was warm and that's not true. That's just something I don't I've never been
to Europe. Oh and this is this is where we really shift into high
gear. Okay are you ready? Okay, you're ready to take a ride
on the nitro burning funny car that is Rosalind. Here we go. Since
then, she says. She writes, I've learned about everything from Floodmith's and
Noah, although I think he was a bit delusional. To the fae,
I hear they will curse people just for getting a better seat at the movies.
They are such selfish creatures. Boo, body blow, body blow.
She looks forward to losing They look forward to losing their breath, laughing at
more drunk orson wells impersonations, and particularly at the upcoming Saint Patrick's Day episode.
Congrats to get on one hundred episodes. Yes, thank you, Rosalind,
And yeah, we will definitely be getting drunk. That's right in just
a few short weeks. And I'm sure that mister Welles will wear his ugly
head Patrick's Day episode the beginning this season far off and been celebrated. Oh
god, that's all that's gonna happening in Chicken and I brought it from home,
SMI am, you can't take it from me. Rosalind also has one
more, one more follow up. Pun I totally forgot to include it in
her last email. Edgar Gacy had a brother who would do a do a
follow up reading to Edgars to double check the information that Edgar had just given
out his brother's name was Justin Casey. I like that one. Nice.
Oh sometimes you get those puns. You're like, oh god, why why
didn't I think of that? Oh? Sure, so well done, Rosalind
done. I thank you, and Dave, we've heard from Papa Nicas.
What do you mean, lieutenant corporal Ironic know you fool, because there's a
rank called the corporal. I'm private major Ironicas. Well better than being major,
Private Ironicas says. Here's an interesting local note about Mussolini's popularity in the
US in the early thirties. In nineteen thirty three, General Italo Balbo led
a transatlantic flight to Chicago. Chicago never heard of it, and was greeted
as a hetero. Yeah, hetero. They that sounded like hetero. It
was. I tried to roll the r. It didn't work. They named
seventh Straight for him, and it's still called Balbo Drive today. Right.
Yeah. Mussolini was so happy to hear that he sent a Roman column from
an ancient temple as a gift to the city. It was put in the
Italy pavilion of the nineteen thirty three World's Fair, and it's still there.
The last remaining structure from the fair. This means there's a big monument to
fascism right next to Soldier Field. Engraved to say, I mean right next
to the other monument to fascism. I'm gonna tell you this. For months,
people, Soldier failed. It's filled with water filters and colil silver.
The government's been hoarding it, ammunition and jet fuel. Can't melt steel.
Round paul Ian murder. Anything that'll get me more time, seventy seventy six
will happen again. Guns are more important than children. JFK was an inside
moon landing. Yeah, uh so this pillar is engraved to say. This
column, twenty centuries old, erected on the shores of Ostia Port of Imperial
Room to watch over the fortunes and victories of the Roman Triremes. Fascist Italy,
under the auspices of Benito Mussolini, presents to Chicago as exaltation symbol memorial
of the Atlantic Squadron. Bye boobo, that with Roman daring flew across the
ocean in the eleventh year of the Fascist era. WHOA, so we've got
a trip to take, Yeah, no doubt. We need to get some
pictures of that boy. Thank you and He says, like every political thriller,
the business plot needed a good soundtrack, so it's very true, very
true. JP Morgan had the cash to get the very best, so to
deliver the hot mashups they needed, he hired himself a Medley butler nice well
played. He says. He also found some things that he thought we'd be
interested in, and we are. Comic artist Casey Greene has been doing weekly
Yokai drawings and he did start with one of our favorites. But I digress,
but I digress. Oh next ironic This also has a podcast of his
own where they play a variety of RPGs with guests, and their latest updates
were a conspiracy thriller that he filled with things he learned from Bulery footoos.
Oh I'm so sorry. One of the players was the Jersey Devil nice.
Another was an officer of the Lizardman's Union, and they recovered Tesla's death ray
from Akanatan's sarcophagus, and America was ruled by Queen Beyonce from her bunker beneath
d I A that sounds like an awesome game, or you know what it
could have been Queen bay once Yeah, dork I think I think you can
find these particular episodes at six feets under on pod Bean and feeds a spell,
feats yep as in feats of strength, cunning a jelly or strength,
dual mastery. Yeah, improved critical constitution, improved initiative. Yeah, so
thank you, I Ana Lotica. See, it's crazy stuff about the column.
I mean, on the one hand, it's like cool to have,
you know, a historical artifact, right, But on the other hand,
as a monument to fascism, right, and would you rather it's such a
crazy thing to think that with a different historical perspective that they're like, man,
those fascists, they're bootstrap guys, you know, im as as everyone
knows. Unfortunately, we lost Leonard Nimoy, which is tragic, and so
I spent most of the weekend drinking and watching Star Trek episodes, which I
was probably going to do anyway. But there is an episode Patterns of Force,
which is blah blah blah the Star Trek. They go to a planet
where they left a cultural observer, but then when they get there, the
entire planet is is Nazis and they're like, how the hell did this happen?
You know, this is I mean, the swastikas everything, because this
this society was falling apart in his cultural observer decided, okay, I'll help
them out and with you know, up until the exterminations and the conquest and
everything. You know, Nazi Germany was was financially bankrupt and broken from the
previous World War, and it it it did lift itself up. I mean
like it did accomplish a lot. And so that's this this culture was like
so yeah, so I decided I'd make them all into Nazis. But then
it went wrong, you know, like whatever, but there is that that
weird? Well, they did fix some problems and then they just went too
far and went crazy or was that inevitable? I mean, is there is
there is? There? Can there be one without the other? Right?
Then that's the thing, I mean under the hell knows? And obviously,
to be expressly clear, I'm not saying could fascism work? I am not.
You know, could if the Nazis had just stopped a little short of
sorry, little short of genesis, right, you know, which is a
silly thing to say. But but the idea that like there are moments in
history when they're heroes before they become villains. Yeah, I'd rather not timed
fate as it were. Yeah, exactly, thank you, Ionicis, Yeah,
thank you Ironicis. We're definitely gonna go check out that thing. We'll
get some we'll get some photos for the Newman's Sorry, Senor Flora, a
moment of your time, because I have I have a couple of letters from
my good friend. Is my amigo, my lifelong companion, my broum is
a Luke dramatic guitar bul whip sound stallion winnie. From here on out,
that's just going to be called the Don Luke combo. So let's right out
real quick, don't look combo. Yeah, all right, I like that.
Okay, I'm just dropping a quick line. Don't let you know what
a knockout episode one hundred was, gracious Felicia darsh And So I'm reading to
you what don't look has said to me his friend, because he sends me
things. Behore. We talk all the time, We have secrets, We
giggle inside jokes. It don't look it, dress Quatro, you don't get
it, but don't look. He gets it. He gets it. He
don't look right, Just dropping a quick line to let you know what a
knockout episode one hundred was. I enjoyed every brooming second of it. I
hope the chrono nuts are at least the burpet photos returns very soon. Felicia,
don't look. Yeah, I don't know about that. FCC. He's
got certain regulations ragatti uh burping and photos, but audio recordings of belches of
fire. Oh yeah, we're gonna picture that one picture. I gotta Instagram.
I'm gonna I'm gonna put the Chelsea filter on that one. What's your
favorite drinker choice to Uh, it's to get a bump to take a picture
off, you know. I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you,
you know, dock horse. Nobody believes me when I say this, But
I canna tell you Vitamin D milk. Really, I mean right right,
nobody, there's a stroke second. Like I said, it's just the way
I have D milks. Ain't nothing, ain't nothing gonna get more attention than
a milk burp milk. I disgressed myself out of character. Wow, well
but wait, wait, don't look'stice again. Because it has taken me a
long time to get from the hacienda to his studio with all of the letters,
missives, telegrams, and other important messages from my good friend Don't Luke
wait this, This next message from donal Luke is an audio recording recorded by
him and sent to me only a real too reel is a hipster sergeant Garcia
that there's me a medal meal. Well, it has been sometimes since I
have last read. It seems as though you wrote just a minute ago,
have been pursuing the trail of certain legends down the text ar kin away in
a little town, halls of some great Hommy need about perhaps these fount hals
have reached back to the Hasciander. It's hilarious. I feel as though this
recording is being played like one speed sloord than he usually speaks. I wonder
if I could just tweak in the machine a little and it would sound more
like don't look and less like don't look with a needle in his neck at
any I kept in my hand when looking for this creature, and they swung
about it quickly. I went too far. Hold on, let me dial
back the machine quickly, let it They wound fester there it is, Fortunately
for me, there was a great amount of foul wisdom in those parts.
Regarding foul medicine, and my hand was saved. This is all I have
to report for the moment. Keep me in the rainbows in your pocket.
Listen, Oh, don't look combo as Yes, Luke GRASSI is don Luke?
All right? We heard from Oh what is this? Huh? What?
What? I don't know. It's written in Japanese. You do.
We have a translator around here that can read this. Hold on, let
me call a friend of mine. Okay, it's ringing. Sorry, there's
like a lot of numbers. Consientent man, most mussy. I don't know.
Mitsuko was a It was a long distance phone call from him from the
United States. Then there was just a weird belching sound when they hung up.
I gotta tell you, I hope, I hope. I don't see
something weird on the phone bill about that. No, no, no,
I I you're right. I should never answer the phone if the color I
D says out of area. You're You're right in Mitsuko, I, I
guess. I guess in the future, I'll be more careful if I can
just try to be more careful with that. And no, no, please
stop yelling, right, Mitsuko, it says out of area but I'm want
to answer it this last time, son, and that's how we do that,
all right, Micha john Zella says, I hope everyone, including Mecca
john Zell, was like Jesus Christ, just read enough of this. Screw
your sponsor is screw you. Yeah, you guys haven't made anything. Thanks
for being humble. Though Micha john Zella listened to the business plot episode,
says he hates this kind of thing we do too, gives capitalism such a
bad name. Happens so much that corruption is almost synonymous with capitalism in people's
minds. Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that. He
says. He's gonna out himself as an anarcho capitalist. He believes in a
free capitalist economy. But that means you have to act responsibly and morally.
The exchange of goods and services for a currency or anything valuable depends on fair
trade and a moral code. Unfortunately, we're dealing with humans, and greed
is pretty ingrained in US. Yeah, it's also a problem with dwarves anyway,
rant over, he says, and he liked the show. Thank you,
Mega john Zone. Yeah, thank you. I'll tell you. I
think that I agree the number one problem in the world is greed. That's
that's what I think. Really for all the things that we've covered, you
think hollow, earthful and Nazis, you think Reptilian's greed. Greed what drives
what drives them, well, automic gold, but it's because they need it,
because they greed it, dude, They're greedy for that monotemic goal.
Yeah. I want power, I want I want golden power too, though,
But I'm just I'm just asking you guys to punch a donate button and
give it to me. Yeah, that's that's that's not trying to depose the
president. Sure, yeah, yeah, I'm not giving out poison blankets to
anybody to achieve it. I'm just asking you to politely help me build an
empire. But I rule from podcast empires. Yeah, greed, Greed is
a is a disease, yo, It's it's it's like a can of worms
that I think we could go on about. Yeah, but we won't because
that's that's somebody else's podcast who's I don't know, some somebody who's well intentioned
and probably not entertaining. This week on the Greed Report, it gets my
goat. Well, that's what it wants it, wants your goat, I
know, wants your goat, and it got it. It's just like,
all right, you you've got six billion dollars in your pocket. Why do
you go to such ends to to get yourself a couple million? More?
Like? Why is six billion not enough? Well, it's I mean,
what if your goal seven billion? Dude? Did you ever think about that?
Why would it be seven billion? Because seven's a lucky number. Maybe
it would help you make money at that point you can be well off.
Yeah, if I got seven million billion, I feel like things would go
better. Billdos dude, not Mildows. Billdows, not Milldows. Bumper sticker,
bumper sticker. What do you got? Well, I'll tell you what.
Man. If greeds the disease, Mikey Wheels got the cure. O
speed, Mikey Wheels got some puns. Yeah, at the speed of light.
It's right, he writes. In my town, there's an entity whom
only comes around on Valentine's Day for those with no one to love. He
is known as the invest Now tender man. Oh oh so tend tasty dishes
prepared by numerous cooks. That's right, how about this one? He was
at the grocery store the other day and saw a box of blurry foote ohs,
it's made with Grade A bo shit, we're terrible and we're using that
in the live show. Yeah that's pretty great. Well, thank you,
Mikey Wheels. Yes, everyone just be happy with what they have. You
don't have to acquire everything to a cheat happiness. That's gravel in my face.
What do you got, Flora? I have a sweet sweet missive from
Anima Anima Anima with an A, People with an A, Anima Anima Public
Anima number one. Anima says that they they've picked up the podcast around that
Dinva International Airport and have listened and listen to dragged myself through all the episodes
once or more. Here is a death March endearingly honest, and they completely
blame us for all the weird looks they've gotten while trying to suppress laughter during
the commute. Well, you're welcome for them. Yeah, here's the thing.
We're just as bad. When we're not listening to podcast, we're thinking
about them and then we just giggle and I'm not allowed on the bus anymore.
Yeah, screw the bus. You can get bedbugs from that how about
a couple of useless superpowers bring them. I feel like we haven't gotten as
many lately, so yeah, man, it'd be tough. But we could
go back and gather all the ones that we had and put them on a
page on the website. That would be tough. We'd have to go back
and listen to all the episodes, drag ourselves through ourselves. The ability to
freeze water yet only when you yourself are submerged in it? Oh wow,
what if you have to be completely under? Yeah? Would you? I
mean, would you just die the first time? I think you you've got
a you've got a minute, right, probably? Yeah, you hold your
breath? Yeah, but I mean, well, you'd have to hold your
breath because then the water to be solid, and if you had your breath
exhale, you wouldn't be able to inhale. Is effectively should suffocate? Oh,
I think it's dark, and then I'm guessing you can unfreeze it again
from from there. But yeah, I mean that's one that makes you think
the ability to turn into a shark sweet, but only on land still effective?
I think, yeah, yeah, no, wait does it does?
I mean if what if it's in a pool I would say, no,
above ground pool, I would say it's it's like gom like Earth Earth go
them tight, like you have to touch if to beach above the surface of
what's that batman villain? It's like the clay face clay face. Yeah,
yeah, it's it's clay face like okay, oh yeah, no, that
would still face. Yeah. If you don't if you don't want, I
mean, you get arrested. They put you in a holding cell and then
suddenly they walked by and there's just a shark in the holding cell. Why
wouldn't you do it before you're in the set. They just walked by and
there's this sharks sitting there like, oh man, oh those are great.
Yeah, I like that. Uh. He also gives us a a great
bad date turned into his shark. It solves a lot of problems. So
animal also gives us a candidate, possible candidate for miscripted for this year twenty
fifteen. It's just it's not far off, folks, it's like two months
away. That's true. That is true. I think the streamlined version worked
this year though. Yeah. I like that too. Let us know what
you think, because we were too months out. We're starting to put it
together now. So if you have an opinion, it was the people that
we want to hear from. You get you get extra episodes during the during
the month freebies. But but we will I think we'll definitely take a look
at this, this possible candidate. Oh yeah, we have to keep it
shrouded in secrecy, that's all right, and that's um. Anima also gives
us a pumpkin metaphor to to help sell the idea, so I love them,
will definitely keep that in mind. Just to set up this thing.
The the crypto in question is found near Dolman or megaliths or I don't know,
And Anima says, just to draw Stecco in, I found a Dutch
article of which the literal translations of the title is the story of the Dolman
Devil's or giant graves. Oh Jesus, and that draws me. Kit know
what, I don't want the answer to that. Okay. That mean that
that word gets bandied around a lot more in other countries than it does here,
doesn't it? Yeah the one I beeped out, Yeah, yeah,
no, dude, devil. Every everybody says devil. No, Yeah,
I think it does over here it's a it's a pretty powerful weapon. It's
the neutron bomb of the English language. Over here in the US, animal
says, keep on doing what you guys are doing, and already I can't
wait for the two hundredth which Anima has entitled Hildo Harder and the three hundred
Hildo with a vengeance. We'll use those. I like that. Thank you,
thank you so much. What else you got there? Oh, I've
got a great pun from k k K. Yeah. Is this like Men
in Black? That's right, Agent k okay um, Okay, you're familiar.
You're with FDR who Frank and Duckano Roosevelt. Frank and Duck sound yes,
wait, that was the pun. That was it? Right? Yes,
I thought you were just trolling me, but no, that was no,
that was the plan. That was actual Ka's pun. Yeah, that
Frank and duckan O Roosevelt. That was it. That was a steely knife.
Now that was pretty quick. I'm gonna do another one in a row
here, Okay, from deep in the darkest corners of your mind, with
the madness bubbles like black pitch from your eyes and mouth. You now know
what is also known by hungers, makers of the Dagon Regon Gone Dagon.
Oh Hello hungers ha oh, Hello, We've got two here. Love thee
hundredth episodes, says awesome, just awesome. Thinks we've accidently coined dung disguise
as a as a standing trope, and I'm okay with that. Yeah,
that's true. Unlucky also mentions what we do in the Shadows that we should
pirate it because apparently it's not legal for purchase in the US. Really,
I don't know, but I'm gonna find it because I want to see it
really bad. Yeah, totally agree with that, thank you very much.
And also really liked our business plot episode and thinks that he thinks that scared
him more than anything else he's heard in the last several years, which,
yeah, it isn't spooky, Yeah it's freaky alright. Also hits us up
with this. The same Harry Hamed had once caught on tape in the Patterson
Gimmlin film was recently tape jumping out of the bushes and vigorously shaking its torso
it terrified onlookers in a small Arkansas swamp community. They have found that she
can be repelled with one dollar bills and is now known as the Breasts of
Juggie Creek. I'm not ing ing ing. You know what I really have
come to love about that song is like the weirdly like robotic is it is
it Keisha kesh dollar dollar sign a No, that one is a missy.
No, it's it's her, It's Kesha. I'm no, it's not Kesha.
It came out but a lot a long time before Kesha. We're gonna
check you the old internets Now most of the time. Most of the time
we do this like off air, We're like, oh, we'll figure it
out and then we'll put him ack. The I started singing, yeah,
and then we gotta now it's a thing milk shape, milk. Oh,
it's already filled in. Apparently I looked for this all the time. Oh,
we were both wrong. Oh it's Kellis or Callise Kellis. Oh okay,
you know what. I was referencing this song at working a while ago,
and a co worker I was like, oh, you know that Kellis.
He goes um, it's Callise and with just as like an absolute reaction,
I just looked in him and went kill yourself and walked out of the
room. You shouldn't care that much about how you pronounced this person's name,
but whichever it is, you were closer than Yeah, well whatever, we
were both wrong and that's that's what Blade Photos is about. Where were we
were we doing an episode? Are we just talking about things? So h
thank you Cathul Hungers for that that interesting rib and also a little little triptown
music history lane. Jeez, you get dump what do you got floor?
We we mentioned this last episode, but I just wanted to say a proper
thank you to the soaring Buffalo of incredulity. I don't believe you believe it
all. Thanks Soaring Buffalo for the suggestion of hinter Kaiek murders Um that that
actually was a really good one. And yeah, super spooky. People were
were sniffing that. Where you going with that one? Thank melly u rope
belt. I think people were dung. He ended up there unlucky. I've
got another one here, bring it. This one is from Todd X.
He's not Todd one and he's not to too. Getting ready for Todd X.
You'll hate him but you love him. Hey, welcome aboard tot X.
High taught x us Todd gives us a big high five for for the
garden that we hope here and asks us to look into the anti psychiatry movement,
which is interesting. I had never thought of of this. I mean,
I know there's a an inverse of everything because without without bad, there
can be no good. That's true. Well, I mean and that that
is a that's a huge subject. I mean there's people who who just of
their for their volition, don't believe it. There is the the scientologist,
uh take on on psychiatry and so yeah, there's a lot of different people
with different reasons, all all hating on that brain science. And I heard
shrinkers and wow, um thank you todt X. Yeah, suggestion. I
think we'll look into that, see if we can cobble something together. But
absolutely Cox also has a blurry photos fan name suggestion bring it army of pun
nice oh man and that and that that you can use that at like pun
man army. Yeah, that's awesome, all for pun pun for all,
Bumper sticker, Bumper sticker, Thanks thanks for writing. No and now man,
keep pushing playing, keep pushing. Stir that German potatoes soup. Everyone
who's ever tried that death March knows what we're talking about. And if you've
never done, if you've never done the p ninety, then you're doing You're
all right, Yeah, you're doing. Yeah, you've missed into anything.
What do you got a way? Dear Florida, it's the devili First of
all, thank you for picking this name, because there's a few things I
love saying more than it's the Devilish Apparition field How many? None answer?
All right? So the Devilish Apparition shares with us the following pans. Greetings,
my husband, what Scott b oh slightly worse than Scott oh? Better
than Scott? Until FX sues us, we will be sued. Will introduced
me to your podcast a couple of months ago and has been working steadily through
the archives ever since. Wow, thank you very much. Speaking of death
Mode, she says that we're the best. I tend to agree well,
Will, and she's been trying to get her co works to listen as co
workers to listen as well. I can't thank you enough for that. The
Devilish Apparition thing Devil's Advocate as as well. And now prethe a pun.
Have you heard about the new hit series on HBO. It's set in New
Orleans and is about how the different types of voodoo groups interact with each other
on their daily lives. It's called sects in the City. Also some potential
alternate names for PG names, which is really what we need for the greeting
cards industry. For Foxsmus, Erosmus and Intimus. Oh that's a good one,
Timus. Yeah, I like that one a lot. But the devilish
apparition is not yet left us. Oh no, Steale, she haunts off
Annie podcast. She followed up with her previous message to say that because we
were asking if anyone else has watched Bob a Duck, you haven't. I
haven't yet. I just watched it, and she said it was awesome and
definitely worth watching. No, So, yeah, what did you think,
Flora? Bob a Duck Um duck Man. I don't know how much I
want to say for those of you know you who haven't listened, who haven't
watched it yet, I guess I'll try to to not spoil it, but
it's too new to spoilers. So, Flora, did you like it?
I liked it overall, I liked it. I was a little disappointed at
it. What else can I say? Yeah, you can't. I was
talking to you about it earlier. I'm gonna still watch it. Actually,
nothing you said made me want to watch it less. Yeah, I was
a little a little disappointed by it, but it was still well done and
good for what it is. Yeah, looks it looks cool. I'm still
gonna watch it. Maybe maybe in a month or two we can, we
can discuss it, and then we'll destroy it. We'll ruin it for everybody.
So thank you, devilish apparition think me from the bottom of our cauldron.
And speaking of devilish apparition, we've heard from Scott me Ma st this
song has been done before, married to the devilish apparition. How about I
think I'll have to come up with a new intro for Scott be in the
future. We've got time, we'll think, we'll think it through, Scott
B says to Dave and his good friend Dave. That's us. He went
just one to write us again to thank us for an amazing podcast. You're
welcome. Thank you, because his job is less than ideal and only a
great podcast can truly get him through the worst of times. And he has
discovered it's a few useless super problems. Oh really, this one is called
ax snow location. Sometimes I know where this is going to go, but
I don't know where this one's gonna go. The ability to shovel as much
snow as you want, but only when there's no place to put it.
And he's pretty sure he has this power where you can just like move it
around but there's nowhere to throw it. I think I have this too,
because if if you were to look out front of the the old blurry photos
studios, the front of the old dark room, as it were, there's
a huge mass of snow that is between the sidewalk and the road, and
it's got to go. It grows like a like a horrible hunger for that's
that's that's just winter in Chicago, man. Yeah, super scare Having the
ability to have perfectly focused concentration on work matters. However, any sliding eruption
will scare the bijeebies out of you and make you burst out in a loud,
shocked, dry fuss sounding noise. Yeah I like that. Uh.
And also bell fire control. The ability of eating as much taco bell as
you want. The only downfall is you just ate as much taco bell.
I was, I was like, oh, God, that's it. That's
it. Yeah, anyone for less than five dollars can have this superpower.
I frequently haven't come and go uh oh. He also says, omit this.
If Taco Bell's your new sponsor, well that's kind Yeah, I'd love
that to be a problem. He also says we covered the business plot very
well, except we left out one major player. Sit dry fuss damn it.
Yam a very famous business tycoon who was a financier and banker. He
was a key player and business mergers at the time. The reason he was
so effective was because if you crossed him, you'd turn into stone with just
one gaze. He was JP Gorgon. Oh nice, He says, I
know someone is going to do that when hope mine gets there first. It
did, Yeah he did. You won the horse race. That's right,
So no need for that drive fuss you threw in there, all right,
Thank you, Scott me next time, something different? What else you got?
Okay, Well we're gonna t I'm gonna try something new here. I've
got the facebooks. Oh yeah, we've got a couple of messages from Facebook.
So we printed them all out together, and uh so, I'm gonna
go through these a few of the ones that we got here, um and
these are like the longer direct messages and thank you guys. You know,
we try to reply on Facebook whenever we can too. We're not the best.
Yeah, it's a little a little harder to organize that, but you
know what we do what we do, Travis said, Congrats on the hill
do Playboys. There's a lot of really fun spelling on this. Still waiting
on the Roma Gypsy episode though, a good point, really worth going into
a lot of fun history and a lot of debunksment to be done. It's
true, keep holding it down like a playboy. Each manya pimp little mamas,
we shall Travis feel free to roll with us anytime. That was awesome,
Sean, the Counts of the Gingers, Oh not quite yet. The
Bannon feel more intogues Ginger Court. Welcome to the year twenty fifteen, where
hoverboards abound in mister Fusion is the future right now. Congrats on earning the
distinguished place in history reaching episode one hundred. Your special forty style radio show
really made it worth getting to one hundred. Hopefully more adventures await. The
coronoannouts Lesson brink I have a feeling that those evil North Britain aka Nazi types
have more hijinks and time cards up their evil dimensional sleeves. I feel the
same way. Yeah they will, Yeah if if for no other reason that
that it was. It was a ton of work doing that episode, but
it was also so much fun to do it. Yeah, it was a
ton of fun. Yeah. Maybe they need the help of further blurry photos
X persons. This is my favorite part of this. The Badgerine is but
one of many, is but one of many, like maybe Professor X who
can save the world, but is helpless and hapless too. In the world
of love, it's Professor e x oh or Tryclops, who drives the futuristic
X tricycle. Then, is the rival of the Badgerine for the fair hand
of Jean Gray Gray otherwise Gray Alien Yeah, otherwise known as the all powerful
phonics Force who loses her power to fight crime one proper pronunciation at a time.
How about a genius level scientist who changes in to a furious blue creature
known as Beats. This is because he feels the rhythm of the night and
he beats foes down with his Caribbean steel drums. Aside from there. Yeah,
that was that was awesome. I like Tryclops and the Badgerine and beat.
I feel did we ever mentioned I feel like did we mention the badgerine
before? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm adequate at what I do.
Pal but pale but pal hold on, let's see here, but pal
Aside from that, congrats you from your friend in the Great White North.
All hailed Canada. Oh goodness, If any of our listeners work in the
Canadian Immigration office, I would be very interested in a citizenship, not for
any political reason. I just love Canada. I do, and I'm just
not ashamed, and you're proud of it. I am. You know.
It's like, well there's there's Francophiles and Anglophiles. I'm a Canada file.
That's that's my country that I adopt. Ancaile, watch your mouth, Oh
watch it, stan Um, let's see yuh. May you add continually to
the Blurry Photos Library of Knowledge with with brilliance and I cannot wait for episode
five hundred. George Sueclo. Sound it is such a thing even possible?
Yes it is, Yes, it is with sponsors for every episode. It's
certainly right. Exactly you will get real professional, real quick, real quick.
Then we shall all cheer and sit from the unholy chalice sold by Rick
and Skip. In the Cavalcade of Savings on the Hate Shopping Network Wall,
Richard Dreyfus gets slapped by spring heel Jack. Wow. Thanks for all your
amazing, informative and truly entertaining podcastical magic. Hopefully you will have one in
your podcast categories and earn the awareness powered prestige you gentlemen deserve. I would
love prestige. I'll never have a awareness. I'm pretty sure power will corrupt,
but let's try it anyway. We'll get yours truly shown. That count
at aginga's formerly to vcount at agingas soon to be Vice Baron and then of
course Baron at that point five quid. Thank you very much, Sean,
Thanks Sehn. Moving on from Nick, Dave and Dave, I've been binge
listening to the podcast over the last few weeks. May God have mercy on
your soul. I mean, I love us and I love the work we
do, but I that always makes me feel bad for some reason. As
a fellow improviser, I dig the intros, banter and running jokes. Shout
out from the Scared Scriptless improv in Alaska and Scared script Less La. Heyo,
you're getting around? Yeah, no doubt. That's a that's a commute,
it's a it's a West coast boat ride. Yeah. I have two
episodes subjections. First, the Marvel Light Unexplained mystery lights in Southwest Texas,
his wife's hometown, Marfa. Marfa sounds like a government acron. It's like
it's like like used to be DARPA and then they changed it. Yeah,
go check out that sound, Mierfa. And then secondly as a as an
Alaskan the Aurora Borealis. There's two rather light subjects. Oh zingh uh and
who we got a pun? The Yoki sam Sharimi practiced the ancient art of
bushino. It was a sammer I. Oh, thank you very much,
Nick. They hate us because they hate us, Oh quick giving us a
stink guy. Thank you, Nick? Yeah, thank you. And finally
from the the Facebook round up, Melanie, Dear, Dave and David.
That's that's us identified your target. Let me first to thank you so much
for an amazing show. I'm writing you because my boyfriend is obsessed with your
show. Yes, I mean it he's bonkers for the both of you.
Who wouldn't be were the cats me ow or pajamas? Which isn't these feathers?
What is it? I don't know. It works as a chef and
listens to our show every single day. He found our show a few months
ago and listen to every show more than once. Was so upset when he
ran out of shows, but of course he found a way to listen to
more shows, and now he is listening to all the all the YouTube videos
which is the show. Ye when he cooks, he will be all quiet
in the kitchen and then will burst out laughing, and at first she thought
he'd lost his mind, until she realized he has an earpiece in was listening
to our podcast. He will tell anyone who listened about us and how much
he loves the show. And it has gotten her on board and she really
understands why she loves it. Thank you, thank you, Oh shucks.
Sorry for making this so long. I'm getting to the point now. If
you guys could give him a shout out at one point, I believe a
shout out it's about to happen, for for who is this? Laura?
Load the shout up machine? Oh, plug it in. Okay, plug
it in. What's the name again? I said plug it in. I've
got to type in the name. I can't just load an empty shout out.
Shout out to him. If we dry fire this thing, we avoid
the warranties, right, you can put an eye out doing everything can to
spread the word about us and how funny the show is. Uh, and
so for this we give a very thorough shout out to Piette Blastcott. I
told you we can't return this tail out the scene. No, no,
no, we damn it. We're pretty bad at that. Piete Boskov and
his lovely girlfriend Melanie's sorry Ano in Copenhagen, Denmark. I wish I knew
how to say hello in Danish. I don't, man, I don't know
anything about it. You neither, Oh, I feel so bad? Okay,
okay, well okay, okay, so wait, but see again.
If you guys have a cool nickname or an accent, request you gotta put
those at the front. Because she dares us. Oh geez, dar's us
to do a Danish accent while reading this letter. Oh oh yeah, okay,
so and so and so I'm gonna back it up a little bit.
Sorry if I'm making this so long, I'm getting to the point now.
If you guys could give him a shot all to to one point thought would
be truly make his day. That I don't know. I don't know how
to do it, but I'm gonna try. Yeah, we have to,
We have to. I haven't prepared demands it all right, dar dat David,
let's be fast off threk you so much, soul. I'm hard to
rup because my boyfriends a minute Walkers was boss off. Y'all. I give
him my best shot. You screwed up the shout out machine. Shut up,
you make fun of me. Only God could judge me. Oh well,
yould your headphones out. I've done it like five times. Oh my
god. We um. I don't know what you just did. Prepare something
next time. Yeah, well we'll do a little research. And thank you
Melane. Thank you Melanie, and thank you. Pilkov. Yeah, Balkov
Pi. What's your favorite thing to cook? Yeah? What do eat?
What do you like to eat? Send you know what? Send us a
cool Danish recipe that but that an idiot could make, because we're idiots.
We're big old idiots. Yeah, thank you, all right? Uh man,
that was well, you know, unplugged the shout out machine. It's
it's already heating up too much. Suit. It's hoping when we when we
make it to Denmark, we're gonna get hugged, kissed, and punched in
no particular order. Um, well, we just had a mayoral election in
Chicago. We did. There's a runoff, but I don't think that's going
to be the case for the ever popular Zombie Master. No, Zombie Master
has been accused multiply of fixing the ballot boxes, but it doesn't matter because
the zombies do what he says. That's right. I mean, if anything,
there'd be a walk off. But depends on which zombie franchise you want
to go with. Zombie Master says old Porn. You are correct. There
was either no sound music or he's seen a couple that did have text plates
every now and again. Yeah, they also did something stuff nuns, housewives,
etc. Interesting. Zombie Master is a yeah, something's never changed,
old porn literate. It's just all porn. Now that I have your attention,
there some things I'd like to tell you. And and he follows up
with a pun. Before he was a daredevil, he spent a couple of
months as a mystic. He was evil canesus. Ah, that's awesome,
Thank you, zombie mask, Thank you very much. Glad you don't have
to pour more money into campaigning for another month. Let's see here. Hold
on one second, Hey, can I get a Can I get a mic
check? Please? Test? Test sibilance? Sibilance? Can I get Could
you bring my monitors please? Just a little bit more in my little high
Hi? Hello? Hello, Hello? Okay, perfect ready listen, man
on FOODO we recording? Yes, a man lots to let us shut up,
Shane, let us all in. Okay, God every time. I'm
so glad that that Jeremy writes, because we do that everybody. This is
the point where everybody turns it off. But oh I love it. Yeah,
me too. That's that's for us. Uh. So Jeremy hits us
with some puns. Uh there was what puns? What if I did this
the whole time? Hello? A lot of tapele rom Ronald down, I
can't No one would like that. I'd enjoy doing it. I'm gonna do
it on a car ride. Oh my god, what if you sing every
song that way? I used to have my friend Derek and I used to
have this running joke that you could sing it was a jewel song. Where
have all the cowboys go? No, you were meant for me. Oh,
that you could sing that song as any kind of song. And it
always still works. Huh, including hard metal. It just works. I'm
not going to go into it right now, but it does. I imagined
like like an eighties hair guitar, like dreamed last So even after you go
so yeah, it just works. That's my point. Um. There was
even after you're gone. I've never done that before in my life. That
walked out. Okay, okay, Jeremy, this is your time. There
was a plot to take There is a plot to take power from Ronald McDonald,
the evil ruler of McDonaldland. The conspirators were the Hamburglar, Mary mccheese
and Birdie their early bird, the Fried Kids, an officer don't think the
Fry guys. I don't know Fry Kids, an officer, Big Mac.
The plot is named after the ringleader. It was known as the Grimace plot.
What a fat purple best, somebody told me once, and I think
that's true. That Grimace is supposed to be the embodiment of the shakes like
a shake, and where do they Where do you get the word grimaces?
It is always meant a look of distaste. That's true, because everything else
one, I mean, everything else makes sense. There's the fry guys.
I mean, I don't know why there was like a whole yeah, and
I don't know why that. There's like the weird like city hall sort of
set up with mayors and officers and well, because you had the hamburglar,
you needed some some prosecution. It's true. Someone had a ance that equation.
The plot was discovered in two thousand and three by Ronald before he could
be carried out for punishment. All the people that McDonaldland were killed, and
that is why we don't hear about them anymore. Dark but true but true,
Yeah you don't. There's no dark but true. It's just Ronald sitting
on his throne of bone and costume. Felt. Um oh oh this is
great. Check this out. Used his audible trial, Yes that he got
from us. Thank you that audible trial dot com slash blurry photos get yourself.
Yeah, whole whole heaping free audiobook for free, double free, yeah,
super free. And if I don't like it, you don't have to
keep it. You got thirty days to decide, but we we certainly enjoy
it. Yeah, so that's what he did. He got Dead Mountain,
the untold true story of the out Pasoks there. Yeah, um, you
still haven't read it. I'm an ass, You are an ass. I
got that as a present for you. David Flora breaks my heart. He's
just guilty him for no reason. No, No, you're right though,
I read for research like that's my reading, and I don't have time for
pleasure reading. And so as anyone who's ever heard me in one of our
episodes know that clearly, I do nothing but pleasure reading and no research reading.
That's why we balanced mister yan Um. But yeah, so he got
the audio version of it, which I read it over Christmas and loved it.
Um and I agree. He says the author had an interesting reconstruction of
what happened to the people after they left the tent and it and I agree.
He says the events that he lays out seemed very plausible. It fits
all the data. I think it's very close to what happened. I totally
agree. It's I don't want to like let anyone know how how he puts
that together, honestly, because this guy put a ton of work into this
book. It's a great book and you should read it or get it for
free from audible. I said, he personally likes our version much better where
all the individuals met under the pine tree and then split into groups. That
was that's that's that's our theory. But yeah, it was. It's a
it's a it's a it's a great thing in that book or kind of really
also helps highlight. And actually after reading the book, I haven't I haven't
gone back and re listened to our d Outlaw Paths episode. But now I'm
a little worried because I'm like, man, it really is tragic, and
I you know, it's like it's like the hind Kayak episode. I'm like,
you know, it's like, you know, we try to make jokes,
but that still is a tragedy, right right. Um, So thank
you so much, Jeremy Rooning. Thanks Jerry Dave. I've got a letter
here from Let me see, man, I always get this pronunciation wrong.
It's Danny Giblets. Okay, you cannot do that while I'm drinking Oh yeah,
let's say that name will I'm drinking beer. Uh, he's just he
Danny Jibs writes in with a show suggestion, Um, which how about you
just do a show. But you're smelling your own fart. Danny Giblets talking
about whether or not the moon is hollow or not even real. I mean,
yeah, that is definitely out there. That's that's that should be.
Yeah. I think that it's it's high time we take a looking right at
the moon. The moon existence is an inside job, that's right. He
says, it's time for hollow Earth too, hollow moon. Nice. I
like standing Giblets. Sorry about your ancestors, Flora. Do you see uh
those brake lights out there? Yeah? Oh now were the reverse lights?
Oh my god? Else is back because I couldn't organize the paperworking. Apparently
there's more from like you here. It's all right, I did the same
thing. You'll see you in a minute. Oh, welcome back, Mikey
wheels Um. He was listening to uh our archives. He was listening to
the miscryptid and refreshed himself with the Chon chon And when he googled it,
he realized there was something familiar about it, and he remembered that the antagonist
at the end of Reanimator too. Now, I never saw reanimat or two.
I saw Reanimator one a bunch when I was a kid. It was
one of my favorite movies growing up. He's to watch a lot of horror
movies. Um, but it was a guy was turned into a severed head
with bat wings attached to it. He wants to know, is such a
coincidence even possible? Yes? It is. Wow. Yeah, Well,
I'll see people there. There's they're sneaking. They're sneaking the Chancho. I'll
popular media. They're getting you. I'll climatized to it so that when the
chos take over. I tell you us from much payment. Swiftnicks similar as
thrown up in the tone of the Devil, tell me listen the once oh
Silver. Now I see people as as simple as that. If you don't
arm yourselves, Sean Shohns will fly down your chimney and take your children.
Do you love your children, America? It's a simple question. But if
we don't love your children, there's no problem. Mikey Wheels also hits us
up with uh listen to our Philadelphia episode the Philadelphia Experiment. The la la
arna is pronounced yeah laarona two else together. In Spanish, baker ysend like
elpoyo loco. The name of Laarona tends to be translated as the weeping woman.
It's a famous Mexican folk tale, so apparently, which is weird because
as I read this, I was like a little oh yeah, yeah,
Laurona. I must have at some point been like la la rona dude,
dude, look up the lyrics to my Sharona and know that you can never
sing it out loud again. Yeah, it's so, my little pretty one.
What I mean, it's something about about his excitement running up the length
of his thigh, Sharona never gonna stop. Something something something about that he
always gets turned on by the touch of the younger kind. Oh yeah,
I mean yep, yikes. I don't know. I you know, I
should have looked that up before I said it. But that's what it sounds
like. If I'm wrong, so be it. So thank you very much,
Mikey Wheels. One thing that's popped into my head, uh that I'm
thinking about for a while is I got called to task in our King Arthur
episode for not using I don't I got a lot going on. You know,
you're busy. I'm busy. I got a full time job. You
know, I'm trying to pay off student loans. But note that in that
is because I gotta find King Off and I did not bring him back up.
I gotta find you out. No, this is this is a delicious
cup of coffee. And thank you very much. No, I don't.
He didn't even want to get jittery. But if you'll, if you'll excuse
me, I gotta I gotta find King Atha. My brothers are gonna beat
me senseless. It was such a fun thing to do, and we completely
spaced it. And before that, I assigned myself to the penalty box.
I mean you now, granted it won't be on our triumphant return episode because
I'll have a hard enough time speaking oh man, or will it? Yeah?
Wow? Double down? Wow, we might have to try that.
Yeah, you know what, I take it back. Yeah, that's on
our triumphant return unless we get really drunken forget. But yeah, I'm going
to the penalty box for not bringing that character back because he should have been
there and he wasn't. Wow, we did him a giant to service.
All he wants to do is find King Afa floor what do you got speaking
of rear rear lights? What tilS rear taill lights? Is he backing up
Scott b Yeah? Wait wait wait wait wait already probably so um. Next
up on MTV raps, it's my boy, Scott Scotty, how you live
in scott By? That's pretty fun. Might have to make some more rap
lyrics, like next time Scotty is listening to the Voytage manuscript episode? Thanks?
We should do more episode on manuscripts in general. In fact, there's
one about a boy named Harry. He was a wizard and one day he
decided to dress up in girl robes instead of the standard boy robe. What
he kind of liked it. This manuscript is about that. It's called the
Boy Which Manuscript? Yeah, thank you, Scott be it's my boy Scott.
Got another one here, this one from Mothman Meghan Whoamegan moth Megan moth
McGan What if um what if she um had rank in the uh the Rebel
Alliance? Would she be mon moth meganon moth Megan wan Yeah, okay,
I think she's a lieutenant corporal Hi Megan mon Mathmmegan Mothman Meganangman Magman Why does
Magman sound dirty? Oh? Anyway, She says, our show has been
helping her get through work and has made her a hit with the ladies.
Sweet, all right, what are you doing with our podcast? Because we're
not a hit with the ladies. Can you tell us how you're using it?
Please? He's using her powerful good using be very explicit. Therese lots
of detail. She'd like us to talk about some genetic experiment conspiracies like man
bear pig. That's all right, half man, half bear, half pig.
No, no, no, no, the one that's that's half pig,
half man, half bear. You know what, We're both wrong because
I think I heard that it was half bear, half man, half pig.
Well, I mean that can't work because it's got a word, probably
half bear. I agree with you on that point, but I think it's
it's half pig half man. Well, well, you know that's why we
have to do the research. It's right, good, she says. Personally,
She owes her survival two bacteria that's been genetically modified to produce insulin.
Sweet, there you go, there you go, suck at GMOs, GMO
haters, or maybe something about human cloning, because she just finished orphan Black
Orphan Black's great. You know, my friend liked it so much he sent
it to me on DVD. And I'm halfway through the first season. Dude,
you gotta keep going. Annie and I love it. Okay, we
absolutely love it. Only think that the main girl does a great job on
their Uh. She says, long story short t l DR. GenEx is
fabulous. Please tell me why I should be terrified of it? Shouldn't You
shouldn't. Okay, we'll see. We'll see about that. Yeah, we're
definitely, We're definitely gonna have you know what genetics kills bees, We're gonna
have a man you are tangling with an entomology. You know what we're gonna
have to do that we're gonna have to do. We're gonna do Bees.
Bees twenty fifteen, Season four Bees. Tell them what they've won? Wow?
Okay. Also Munday and superpower sweet being able to talk to all animals
that are currently attacking you. Oh my god, I would be able to
talk to your dog all the time. Yeah, you guys would be best
friends. Thank you, Mothman not a Sandhill crane man. Thank you,
Megan. That's awesome. I've god listener mail from the Atom first Man.
That's all I'm going to say about Adam first Man, Gooden Talgden. Not
much to say no puns today. Please tell me the rest of this rhyme
so it'd be so great. It doesn't though, not much to say no
puns to day. I just wanted to say that during the business plot episode,
when you guys used my name outside of a listener mail segment, well
that just about made my day tip of the hatink. I reacted to that
like a preteen in the front row of a one direction concert. I usually
listened to the show on my lunch break at work, and it really really
freaked out the other patrons at Chipotle. But what are you gonna do?
You know, what what are you gonna You don't you don't need the approval
of other chippe like Burrito eat is Barrita. Also, he started using some
of our voices, friend PC's in his Dungeons and Dragons game. Nice.
He's a fifteen year dungeon master and the hardest part about running table dot games
is creating interesting characters that the players will remember. So he started plagiarizing the
shit out of both of us, Yes, including Sergeant Garcia as a paladin
and everybody loves him. Jeff's probably going to end up being a necromancer,
so that'll be fun. That's awesome, still terribly yours Hatam Verstman. That's
righteous dun Kishi Adam. You know the Flora and I just recently started playing
in a D and D game, right, and we've been having a lot
of fun with it. It's been a real hoot. Uh. I went
with a dwarven ranger. Now, I've never I've never really played much D
and D. I tried it once a couple of years ago when the fourth
edition came out. Um Ken heighth and some friends were like, hey,
we're trying this, and I'd never played DND before. So we did that
for a while and then um so I got invited this. It's a three
playing three point five, that's it. Yeah, and yeah, Flora's a
Druid. I'm a druid. I'm a I'm a dwarf and ranger, which
the rules support. That's a thing. It's been a who We've been having
a ton of fun with it. So I'm just saying, Roland twenties,
brother, Roland twenties, you see me rule. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
This is one of the things that uh mothman Meghan leaves out when she's
using our podcast. Yeah. Uh let's see. So thank you, Adam
Fast Saidam heard from Ronda, who don't do it. She gets it all
the time. Okay, just Ronda, I can't, I won't do it.
Do you just need to start reading that email because we can only hold
out for so long. Okay, she says, I recently began listening to
the podcast and it is her favorite. Yo. She lestens while she's driving
to and from downtown Jacksonville, Nice, Florida, because she hates traffic and
the podcast keeps her from losing it. She told her husband, who is
also a Dave, that he has to start listening. He does, he
does, he does part of the Dave code. She says, the puns
are best even when they're terrible. That's the beautiful, the beauty of a
pun. Oh. She says she's only listened to a few episodes so far,
but the Dracula Dossie episode has to be your favorite. Sweet, very
cool. Well, I'm gonna give a high five to Ken Hit next time
I see him. She has. She hopes we don't mind. She's added
us to her list of the daves. I know these are the days of
the days. I very cool, awesome, Thank you, Ronda, get
yeah, get on back through that back backlog and try to hate us.
Speaking of working through the entire catalog, got a new writer, Innocent Sin.
It implies you didn't know what you were doing at the time you committed
it. We'll leave that to the jury. Innocence in and writ says,
Hey, they're Blurri's marathon all of your episodes recently and decided to drop a
couple of lines all of the episodes. That's a ton of work, So
thank you for that alone. Out of all the spooky stuff you've covered,
I have to say that the Outlove Pass and strange Sounds are probably the ones
that make me uncomfortable the most. Well, that's what we go for,
is, yeah, a good feeling of discomfort. The latter is because I
personally had encounters with weird sounds in the night that could probably be explained by
somebody doing construction at four am in the morning for some reason. And the
Outlove Path is a perfect combination of events where there's no easy explanation but for
the facts that are there. Yeah, it's just it is. It's a
it's a great and spooky mystery. And some show suggestions tong Gusk episode which
we taught, We touched on a little bit with Our Cauldron's episode living in
an ex Soviet country Latvia or Latveria. If our Lord and Master is around,
is that a doctor? That's a doctor in reference righteous I was always
spooked by wherever whatever weird happens in Russia that they may or may not be
responsible for. Not that I'm paranoid that the Commies are coming back, though
I probably should be with recent events. It just hints a bit closer to
home than say the Jersey Devil. The other suggestion was that probably doing that's
probably been mentioned hundreds of times as Carl Young, despite not being particularly mysterious
Young and Old, Young and Old CJ had some weird ideas, and if
he was a Spanish porn star, his name would still be Carl Young.
Yeah, but I'm just saying all around young fanboy Cuba disregard uh well,
spoilers. Yeah, you're gonna be just fine. Yeah, that bullet,
that bullet might already be in the clip. It's it's in the chamber spin
when you get your blindfold on and Okay, it's going too far. Yeah,
well it's going too far. You need to pay those guys there.
Anyway, I really enjoy all the work and hope keep it up. Yes,
as a Russian speaking person, I have to say that your pronunciation of
Russian names and words is a lot better than you usually expect, and your
fake, slightly offensive Russian accents are not more fake or offensive than others you
do. I'll take it. I'll take it's right. That means well,
we'll keep doing it. And yuck? Will you right in the pa?
Oh dupe? So thank you innocent soon, Yes, thank you innocence.
Hey, I heard from Katie. Oh hi Katie, Katie. Sorry Katie,
You're gonna have to give us more than that if you really want us
to make it fun of your name. I'm not gonna say your last name
out of anonymity's sake. Because Katie master thief. Here you go prowling through
the roofs. She explicitly said, use my home name. My name is
Catherine j a master thief. Call me Katie. So this message is don't
call me master thief, Katie. Everyone will know Katie master thief. Ironically,
she's a security guard. Oh what you got, Katie, Katie says,
Dear David, David, that's us. You guys make my commute to
work a blast. Who who? She says. Her boyfriend introduced her to
the podcast. That's a solid boyfriend, Katie. You gotta keep her.
Keep him. When you find someone special that shows you what inter Debt can
entertain you with for free, you gotta hang on to that. Her first
episode was Springhill Jack. What a great episode to start with. Yeah,
I think it's interesting that to think that. I don't know, Like,
my assumption is always that people just listen to whatever the most recent episode is,
but that's never the case. That's never how it works. Well me,
I think people find us from what they want to listen to first,
and then they just instead. Yeah, I didn't. She had to get
the praise out of the way because the rest of Oh wait, oh I
guess, Oh, we're all out of time. Oh another one from Mikey
Wheels, because here we go. In the Yokai episode, we mentioned Kappa,
but no means of protecting ourselves from it. Oh. It turns out
they are obsessed with politeness. So if a person were to make a deep
bow, it would return the gesture, causing the water in the bowl in
its head to spill out. Without its water, it's powerless and unable to
move, allowing the potential victim to escape. She says she's not sure if
this is a penalty box, if it's penalty boxworthy, but I Flora usually
give the safety tips. I was just gonna say, if it's anybody's fault,
it's yours, because you are the antidotes guy. Yeah, I could
have sworn. I mentioned that making it bend over would have spilled the water,
but you didn't, Okay. I distinctly remember, and you never mentioning
that. Do you really just shrink? You remember the Okay episode, every
single bit of it. Yeah, I've got a really great memory, you
do, don't you. Um, I'll take it. I'll take it on
the chin. I'll add it. You know what, I'll probably jump in
the penalty box for the for the drunk drunks minute. Peo won't jump anywhere.
You'll fall into it. Shut up. Monday's superpower, Yeah, the
ability to make someone believe they have ice cream in their car and can no
longer run errands for fear it might melt. I like that. That's all
great mind control, that is. And she's also got a T shirt request.
Oh yeah, she wants the Grimlin saying y'all should lee. I like
that. Wow, thank you, Katie, Thank you, Katie, Katie
mass. In the summertime, everybody wants me put me in a drink,
just to refresh yourself. But here in a long cold winter, the only
people that want me around are already drunk, maybe with a little bit of
vodka, maybe a twist with it bourbon. Maybe it's not my problem.
Maybe it's society. But maybe it's just because I'm a dark lemon new Angle.
Yeah, like I was trying to I mean, I used to try
to include you on that, but you hate him so much for no reason.
Who dark lemons got a pun for us? Says gentlemen, really really
enjoyed the Psychokinesis episode, um, laughing so much it was almost dangerous driving
careful. But mister Flora won no. Um. Why the hatred for Reno?
I actually I think at all. I think I was the one who
was making fun of Reno. I think, especially when Rino has so many
centers of excellence for parascientific research, I'm actually behind one such experiment whereby a
her records dice outcomes whilst I send good and bad vibes across the pond.
He got a man in Reno just to watch some die. He funded this
with a cash grant. Oh that is good. Well, I'm sorry,
Dark Lemmon. You know what you got coming. You know you can be
free. Oh that is awesome, Thank you, Dark Lemonar. I love
Johnny Cash and I love Dark Lemon Her from the meal r. Yeah,
I do declare you hurt yourself A tail from the mill rat meal Rat,
Well, sit back a spell, get yourself something to drink. As the
mill Rat's got a tail to spin you. Oh that meal Rat love that
Millert was thinking how cool it would be to hear a show dedicated to sleep
related paranormal experiences. There's a lot on there. You. Yeah, there's
might wear as sleep paralysis, hypnopompia. I feel like, yeah, I
feel like we've we've we kind of we duck by it on like five different
episodes. We kind of nudged into it, but never really never taken a
direct hit. He says he's experienced hypnopompia as a teenager. He awoke in
the middle of the night to find a dead person standing across the room snarling
at him like a dog. Jesus. It was absolutely amazing how real and
detailed the image was, and he initially thought, in his half awake state
that a very ugly, live person had somehow gotten into his room. He
said, they exchanged a few words and then it was gone, and that
put him in a tough spot because he doesn't believe in life after death and
struggled for years trying to figure out what had happened. Oh my god,
see that's why he why I couldn't keep like a gun in a nightstand because
whoa that is terrifying a snarling dead person. And then then talk to him,
Yeah, wow, you know what though, full points for trying to
engage them and be like, hey, maybe I can deescalate this. Yeah,
what's going on? Brother? Hey man, you need an I'd be
proofing your syste a classic technique saying when you force s entry into my home
and snarl at me in my bedroom, it makes me feel afraid. Now,
how are you feeling about that? Is that your intention? He's been
uh, spreading the good word to friends and co workers, alike, So
thank you meal? Right your meal? Rat shoot from got an email from
Kelly Beart I haven't heard from and sometimes, how did that go? Kwe
Bell? That's a speech impediment. No, it's not Kweie Bell. Let's
see. Kelly Bear writes, Hello, David and Dave. You get first
building on that one, So what hope. I've been trying to come up
with a useless superpower for ages, but I realized the other day that I
actually have one of my own. For real, if it was a snake,
it a bit. If someone asked me the time, I don't check
a watch or mobile fund. I just guess. I'm usually right within five
minutes. I don't know how or why I can do this, but it
has amused my husband and my friends for many years. At no point in
my life if I found this useful, are you kidding? In the post
apocalyptic America? You'll be an oracle. Also, Bob a Duck is great.
Love to know what your interpretation at the ending is. Once you guys
watch it. Oh okay, so you're at two months. Two months,
then we can like really go into this. Because I haven't seen it yet,
I feel like it's too close to spoiler. I don't know. Yeah,
it's not free yet. That's that's I think one spoiler. Yeah,
okay, yeah whatever, yeah, um thanks, we'll get there though,
Yeah, we certainly will because I want to watch it still and we'll go
over it. Thanks for all the ships and giggles shaggles, and keep doing
what you're doing. Those pod review our souls. They clearly have no taste.
Agreed, Thank you, Killing Bill. That's so weird, so weird,
we old. Oh well, thank you Kelly Beart rock ever onward.
Actually do have one more from our good friend, goat Girl. Yeah,
hello, go girl. Goat Girl sends massive congratulations with a cherry on top
for reaching the hilldoo mock, thank you. Good girl has finally finished trawling
through the archives, which is a massive feat. It is a huge,
massive feat. Oh I'm not I'm not going to go down the path of
promising people anything, but anyone who makes it through the entire archive deserves something,
even if it's just a well done and I owe you a beer.
She had an exhibition over Saturnalia that she'd been working on, but she did
find some time to send us some puns on p K episode Oh sweet peka
puns, and also also was like, why didn't we mention carry That's a
that's a great point. It is a good point. That is a classic
PK thing we were that That was demo us Not to mention the old Stephen
King story of Kerry. Not to mention how much I enjoy polling pigs blood
all over you every time you have a formal event to show up to.
You'd think we would have put those together. What are you gonna do?
Right right under nose? She heard a number of psychics with their whistles in
acting roles before they went solo. One of the more famous actor turned psychic
started a groundbreaking series about a vampire slayer who could kill vampires with the power
of his mind. What Yeah, it was Eurie Michelle Geller. After a
big night on the town drinking, you'll probably get a little hungry for some
greasy food. If you're one of the lucky ones, you have the power
to teleport the nearest kebab stand to you, you have euro kinesis. I
like that heroess you. You may also be lucky enough to have the power
to win any spelling be in any language. It's called spell epathy. That
is a superpower that's totally super and great. Or perhaps you would prefer the
power to move desserts at will, presumably closer to your end of the dinner
table. It's the power of jelly kinesis. I like that. She also
sends us a good suggestion that she thought of when she listened to the hinter
Kaifak episode that was along the same lines creepy mystery, all that good stuff
that I think you and I shall look into and see what we can come
up with for that. Indeed, and she said, we mentioned what we
do in the Shadows and the Baba Duck, both of which she cannot recommend
highly enough. She says her friend works for the South Australian Film Corporation and
worked on the set design for the Baba Duck. Oh very cool. That's
awesome, you know, speaking of the South Australian Film Corporation, I just
just recently found it myself, you know, you only three years late,
and just showed to Flora today Danger five and got him hooked on that.
I am going to plow through those the rest of those episodes. Yeah,
that's awesome. Yeah, I'll tell you what my beef with the Baba Duck
has nothing to do with the set because I mean really they called it tastefully
appointed apartment. I didn't buy it now. I thought everything looked great.
It was a really well made film. It really was. Uh and and
my beef was it with with it, which we'll get into, you know
at some point down the line two months was I think very a personal taste
thing. It doesn't say Flora has none, right, anyways, that's really
cool. Her husband was genuinely creeped out by it, which I can see
absolutely. You know, it definitely has the creepy parts and says got to
have a mockumentary about New Zealand vampires and werewolves if nothing else for the accents,
yea, uh go girl signing off, Thank you go girl, juice
my oh man, that that's gonna do it. For the for the old
supplemental it's a it's a hefty one. That was. That was a lot
of listener mail. But now we're caught up and we were still do our
best to stay caught up. But more important than that, Flora, I
it's now we have to turn it over to Flora, who is at our
podcast Nominee watch desk. Thanks Okay, really happy to be here bringing you
the news of this. I got a little bit of good news bad news
for you here, bad bad news. First, David, can you hear
me? David? This is this is Dave. Can you hear me?
Yeah? Well yeah, I think you can. Maybe he can't hear here.
Oh Jesus Christ, there's a little bit of a day. Let's what's
On's started on our podcast nomination uh truly good news bad news. We asked
you guys to go and nominateds for Best Produced and uh Science the science category.
We did not get nominated for Best Produced, but we did get a
nomination for the Science podcast. Yeah. Who are the amazing people who will
be kicking the shit out of us in this competition? There are I don't
know, they are quite few in the category. Yeah, up for the
award of Best Science Podcast for the twenty fifteen Podcast Awards. Yep, A
couple you may have heard of. One of them is Radio Lab Radio Labs
in there another one. I don't know if anybody's heard of this one or
not, but I think it's an up and comer star talk with Neil Degrass
Tyson Grass Tyson is going to personally, whoop our asses couldn't be happier.
I want him to autograph his shoe then kick my ass, so like there's
like a quick and pink ink transfer. That's how I'm going to get his
autograph. Yes, so nomine the actual voting. This is something you guys
can can now go and vote for. Yeah. Well, I also grew
up against a Science Friday with Plato. There's a lot of good everything's good
in there, and then we got in there. Everything good then us,
So it feels so bad for like the people who are like, oh well,
I really like Science Friday and oh Neil de grass Tyson is so enlightening.
Maybe i'll you what might blurry? Sorry what how did these clowns?
Yeah? All right, so you know it's it's tons of fun. But
you guys, you guys can be involved in this starting on March fourth,
I believe you can vote for us as best Science Podcast once a day.
Oh well that's what I'm doing yesterday for I think, um for the month.
I think it ends towards the end of March, we'll give you the
full Let's go down swinging people. Yeah, go to Podcast Awards dot Com.
Go down to the science category and vote for us for best. It'll
register your IP address, So if you've got some fancy way of getting around
that, do it. But if you well, we'll put the link on
our Facebook. Are like, we're tearing down the website, so we couldn't
we can't do that, but we'll put a link on the Facebook page and
we might maybe even refresh that weekly so it's on top. That's right.
Yeah, But you can vote once a day, and I think you even
have to. I think it sends you an email to make sure you're not
a bot, and you have to reply to the email to just say yes,
it's a person. But anyways, you guys are great. You know
what you're doing, help us, help us take the giants. Yeah,
we are, you know. It's great to be the category. Let me
tell you about a little and it's already broken, Flora. Let me tell
you story about a little tiny village in eastern Mongolia. And well, what
a gentleman named Genghis showed up. They laughed at him, They laughed at
him and said, there's no way you could conquer us. That man's name
was Genghis Khan, and he did conquer them, and every other village,
and he waited through a river of blood until he stood upon a mountain made
of corpses and look down upon all he saw and knew that it was his
and he laughed, ha ha. And now you got some of his blood
in you. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, what's the percentage on that?
I don't know enough enough. We're all related to Genghis Khan because that's
how bad ass he was. And so you can help us be like Genghis
Khan and lade through a river of digital blood. Right now, we're a
couple of little tim legends. You need to go in there and make us
cons that's right, Dual Khan, Dual Khan, we'll rain is two kings,
all right, that's gonna do it. This This episode's pretty jam passed.
Yeah, that's a big one. This is a big one. So
well, no no more, jebbil jabble. You guys are wonderful. That'll
do it for for listen. Oh, I think we we've got a few
more that have come in um, but we'll we'll get them in the regular.
Yeah, you'll get it on the regular, maybe even while we're drunk
on the rogue. Yeah, you want us to slur through some stuff.
We'll do it. So, thank y'all, Thank everybody. I'll talk at
you next time. Yeah, I guess. For this extrasode, I've been
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