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Only Certification System for CPR. That's
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for cardio Pulmonary assussitation. Also it
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right, there's nothing like a su
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bumpy right. Hello everyone. Hey, Hey, I'm David Stecco. I'm

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David Flora. Um, if I'm
David, you have to be David.

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Those are the rules FCC regulations.
Bro. Yeah, never screw the man.

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That's why I don't want the federal
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tell me how to do my podcast. Hello everyone, what's up? And

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greetings from this are interlude between seasons. Even though we you know, nominally

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say well we'll be taking your break
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not record, and let's be honest, you can't not listen. Weird.

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We are the most humble podcast.
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an acoustic it's an acoustic drug.
It's it's not about a quality of issue.

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It's just that I don't know.
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We're gonna it's it's it's a mail
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we are going to be reaching as
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I think that we cleared December.
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were doing better than we were.
We're surprised at our own incompetence. Even

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we can't believe how bad we are. So so, how the hell are

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you guys? Uh? You know, I'm okay, I'm doing it right?

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Are you? Are you for them? Are you? I just I

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just assumed they went, oh,
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I figured i'd be more interactive.
See this is we should do it?

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Choose your an adventure podcast. Oh
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would be because how in the hell
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like a lot of track breaks in
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god, yeah, yeah yeah maybe
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impacked disc. I would never do
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hump somebody that would Oh yeah,
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Yeah, weird, So we're catching
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Thank you very much for listening.
Um, I'd like to take this

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opportunity to say thank you for all
the amazing reviews we have on iTunes,

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all the likes that we get on
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growing at a great rate, and
that's because of of of your work.

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Telling your friends and forcing them on
road trips to listen to us. Yeah,

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telling your spouses or significant others that
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baby, these two ass hats all. You can't love me and not

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love this. I think that's that's
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think that's how that worked out.
So thank you very very much. UM.

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We we're taking this break time to
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rebuilding it and we're we're getting the
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store set up, we already have, we're starting to work through our artwork

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for T shirt ideas. Yep,
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haven't heard from you in a while, but great head come on. I've

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actually put forth the idea of a
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certificate on the back, so that
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and King of our hearts. That's
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us. Um. But no,
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lot of great plans well that we've
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that's right. And as you may
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up an actual sponsor that's not Cracklin
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That's right. Although we tried,
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We tried tracking down Crackling Crone.
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Turns out they don't exist. Whoops
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high on our own supply. But
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up some sponsorships. And what that
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amount out of your podcast time,
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It's it's it's on the march to
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to being a genuine functioning podcast where
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as we've said a billion times before, like we're pretty dedicated to growing this

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into a gigantic lumbering hell beast.
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by some mythical blade that you have
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of zumacalis. Zumacalis. Very nice. I didn't need that's I stole that.

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justice sam advertising. But yeah,
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out a new thing with them hour
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Chicago podcasts. I'll trying it out
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it, you can go to Chicago
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thanks thanks a lot to them,
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that they are are letting us sail
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henceforth, all you'll hear is the
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yeah, we're well, we're since
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you guys are tired of hearing us
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the days are the days here.
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the last three years making them up. So it's time to pay the fiddler

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horn and we have arrived. So
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let's do this. Let's get some
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thing that hasn't changed is our You
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but we genuinely love that you guys
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to write, and so we take
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we read, and that doesn't ever
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to play catch up because that's just
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is a bad joke. Sorry,
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myself. Already called myself. Can't
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Sorry dude, can't tell me.
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was It's a bad joke. I
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have anything you you just took all
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oh, you called me anyway?
Who's first? All right? Right off

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the bat, we got an email
first time I believe from Wessex. Wessex.

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Wessex. Isn't that an England.
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probably in local Polance is just Wessex. Oh you're living in Wessex. Now

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it's just Essex. Prof Suffolk any
Hooly Hey Hayes got a great show suggestion.

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Some examples of pseudo communications with the
plant world, specifically Ken Hashimoto and

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his wife's work teaching alphabetics to a
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a polygraph tests with lower life forms. I gotta tell you, I think

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I remember this when I was a
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something where they would say plants would
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maybe, and when they killed the
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to it. They did a MythBusters
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where they would yell at a plant, they would threaten them with fire.

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I think they would like sing to
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think they came up with anything,
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on plant psychology. I don't I
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and I will look get into that. Thanks, Thanks Wessex, Thanks Sussex,

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which actually segs very nicely into email
from Disturbed. Wait no, no,

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no, that's UM. It's it's
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know, I looked it up.
I know all of these bands. Dude,

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that's Incubus. It's it's Summarily,
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it. No, no, no, it's UM. Avenge to Sevenfold,

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that's a band. Yeah, yeah, I know? Is it? Is

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it that band? Actually, you're
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It's Avenged Sevenfold, Um, Disturbed, Rhodus, Hey, Disturbed?

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Haven't her from Disturbed in a while? What if Disturbed was Disturbed? What

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if it was the band Disturbed writing
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So they can play blurry Photos first
ever. Blurry Fest's right, blurry Palooza,

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Yeah, La La Photos. Okay. So, now, in addition

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to having to give us what the
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also have to figure out what the
name of our music festival is here and

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it's where it's going to be,
probably in the desert. Who's gonna pay

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tickets to see us? Like seeing
the live version of Suspicion. Disturbed wanted

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to congratulate us on a hundred hundred
episode. Thank you, high five and

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wish to say fantastic one hundred more. Thank you, Disturbed, DNA,

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and thanks for your suggestion, he
says, why not check out the Coral

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Castle. Oh that is not a
bad suggestion. Is that where Rick Grahames

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keeps his kids safe? Coral Castle
Castle, Coral, Coral, Stay back

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day. That was perfect, Stay
back, Stay back Coral. Thank you,

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Disturbed, Thank you. Your sounds
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Wow, isn't it? How fast
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do that? Let me try it? Wow? Well yeah, ok,

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the time where I had the monkey
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got got an email from Peter Pieter. Hello Pater, Is this Peter from

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Ireland? They're all Peter from Ireland? O yours Pieter? It is If

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I say it is, it may
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you're not from Ireland, and if
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My mouth actually tripped over itself there. You just stroked out at the end

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there. Oh, by the way, see, speaking of tripping, over

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my mouth in Ireland. I'm gonna
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Uh more details forthcoming, but I
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pub and meet some of by my
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you guys can all hang out and
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talk about what I wasn't going to
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right, that is a selling point. Yeah, I'd be remiss not to

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mention it. But yeah, I'll
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time, but we'll suss it out. Might be fun to, you know,

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see if there's there's anybody that wants
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talk about weird stuff, talk about
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suggestion about zombies, but not the
popular movie zombies, you know, more

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like the origins and how do you
become a zombie? Things like that.

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It might be you know, it's
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maybe look at something like that,
just like vampires might be yeah, exactly,

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something something that we nominally would think
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uce. But like truth be told, there's a very few people talking about

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like the genuine or origins of that
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really good point. Um. He
says that he just became a fan a

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few days ago. His favorite episodes
were The Dibbick Box, Rasputin and the

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Yat Love Pass. Wow. Yeah, a little bit of a Russian bent

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there, that's right, Yeah,
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a is it is it? P
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your own name? Peter? So
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Petar, he's making thank you to
Piotr, Piotr petore Ilio. Yeah.

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Oh, guess who we've heard heard
back from? Who? Toboggan Gin.

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Oh, the Queen of toast hands. Oh, Toboggan Gin. Man,

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it's been a long time. Thanks
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made a lot of references to Toboggan
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no, because I had that awesome
Toboggan pun that was like, yeah,

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that's right. Because she says,
first thanks to Stecco for a dging acquiescence

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to the use of toboggan. Yeah, she says she's sorry she hadn't written

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in a while. Well, at
least you're right now, so that's all

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the matter. What's important is that
you feel really bad. How sorry are

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you? Jim Jin says that she
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lost in those one of those shovels, but damn it, and she writes

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to say a personal story that she
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I think we got to that story. It might have been in a supplemental

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of its own, though, like
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like the Supplemental four Supplemental five.
I'm going to go back and listen

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to make sure, because I absolutely
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don't know if I read it on
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I'm going to hold off on this
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we didn't get it, we'll absolutely
throw this in the next episode. And

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if not, then I'll tell you
which episode it was on. That's it's

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ringing a bell for you. It's
it's ringing a bell. Definitely either way,

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Jen, you know it knew that
you'll be taken care of. But

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in addition to the story, she's
got oh sweet sweet pans. She says,

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lumberjacks have to be on their feet
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them to have lots of foot problems, so it's no wonder there was once

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a tall tale of a larger than
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shoes. Paul Bunyon. Yeah,
that's one of those. You don't even

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have to change it, she says. Legend tails of a horrible water snake

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monster that would kill its victims with
one bite of its poisonous fangs. It

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would scare its victims when they saw
it in the waterfall, but would lull

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its victims into a false sense of
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on land to bite them. It
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it from the ink and Yamba.
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well played a John test, well
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to go on that podcast awards and
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yet, but it's happening tonight as
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end of this supplemental we'll tell you
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worst, well the next episode we'll
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thanks to everybody, by the way
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son. Thank you so much.
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like I said, I'll go back
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I know it was there somewhere.
Keep your hat on, Jan unless

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it was just such a chilling story. I just remembered it so well.

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That was weird. Thank you,
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How about Rosalind rosalind h. Yeah, rosinin chap Foot. No, I

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don't think it's rosin Chapel. I
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name? I don't know. Okay, it could still be there. No,

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it's not. But it is the
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and rosebud on Facebook. That's check
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up. Yeah. And also yeah, it's it's on our webot. It's

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on our Facebook page now and when
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new web page, when we have
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Thank you so much. That's so
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a show involving a bunyip. I'd
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well kind of show art show?
I don't know. Is the bunyip

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gonna get her in the bun You're
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heeblees um and no thank you.
She's also dragged her boyfriend in. Yeah,

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this is what this is exactly what
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you. Uh. Rosalind is the
example here. You force people, don't

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give them an option. Okay,
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they listen to the podcast while they
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take a break and crack a cold
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was warm and that's not true.
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to Europe. Oh and this is
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gear. Okay are you ready?
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on the nitro burning funny car that
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then, she says. She writes, I've learned about everything from Floodmith's and

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Noah, although I think he was
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I hear they will curse people just
for getting a better seat at the movies.

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They are such selfish creatures. Boo, body blow, body blow.

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She looks forward to losing They look
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more drunk orson wells impersonations, and
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Congrats to get on one hundred episodes. Yes, thank you, Rosalind,

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And yeah, we will definitely be
getting drunk. That's right in just

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a few short weeks. And I'm
sure that mister Welles will wear his ugly

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head Patrick's Day episode the beginning this
season far off and been celebrated. Oh

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god, that's all that's gonna happening
in Chicken and I brought it from home,

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SMI am, you can't take it
from me. Rosalind also has one

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more, one more follow up.
Pun I totally forgot to include it in

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her last email. Edgar Gacy had
a brother who would do a do a

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follow up reading to Edgars to double
check the information that Edgar had just given

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out his brother's name was Justin Casey. I like that one. Nice.

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You're like, oh god, why why

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didn't I think of that? Oh? Sure, so well done, Rosalind

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done. I thank you, and
Dave, we've heard from Papa Nicas.

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What do you mean, lieutenant corporal
Ironic know you fool, because there's a

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rank called the corporal. I'm private
major Ironicas. Well better than being major,

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Private Ironicas says. Here's an interesting
local note about Mussolini's popularity in the

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US in the early thirties. In
nineteen thirty three, General Italo Balbo led

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a transatlantic flight to Chicago. Chicago
never heard of it, and was greeted

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as a hetero. Yeah, hetero. They that sounded like hetero. It

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was. I tried to roll the
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seventh Straight for him, and it's
still called Balbo Drive today. Right.

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hear that he sent a Roman column from

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an ancient temple as a gift to
the city. It was put in the

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Italy pavilion of the nineteen thirty three
World's Fair, and it's still there.

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The last remaining structure from the fair. This means there's a big monument to

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fascism right next to Soldier Field.
Engraved to say, I mean right next

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to the other monument to fascism.
I'm gonna tell you this. For months,

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people, Soldier failed. It's filled
with water filters and colil silver.

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The government's been hoarding it, ammunition
and jet fuel. Can't melt steel.

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Round paul Ian murder. Anything that'll
get me more time, seventy seventy six

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will happen again. Guns are more
important than children. JFK was an inside

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moon landing. Yeah, uh so
this pillar is engraved to say. This

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column, twenty centuries old, erected
on the shores of Ostia Port of Imperial

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Room to watch over the fortunes and
victories of the Roman Triremes. Fascist Italy,

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under the auspices of Benito Mussolini,
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of the Atlantic Squadron. Bye boobo, that with Roman daring flew across the

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ocean in the eleventh year of the
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a trip to take, Yeah,
no doubt. We need to get some

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pictures of that boy. Thank you
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the business plot needed a good soundtrack, so it's very true, very

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true. JP Morgan had the cash
to get the very best, so to

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deliver the hot mashups they needed,
he hired himself a Medley butler nice well

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played. He says. He also
found some things that he thought we'd be

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interested in, and we are.
Comic artist Casey Greene has been doing weekly

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Yokai drawings and he did start with
one of our favorites. But I digress,

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but I digress. Oh next ironic
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own where they play a variety of
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were a conspiracy thriller that he filled
with things he learned from Bulery footoos.

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Oh I'm so sorry. One of
the players was the Jersey Devil nice.

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Another was an officer of the Lizardman's
Union, and they recovered Tesla's death ray

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from Akanatan's sarcophagus, and America was
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d I A that sounds like an
awesome game, or you know what it

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could have been Queen bay once Yeah, dork I think I think you can

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find these particular episodes at six feets
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feats yep as in feats of strength, cunning a jelly or strength,

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dual mastery. Yeah, improved critical
constitution, improved initiative. Yeah, so

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thank you, I Ana Lotica.
See, it's crazy stuff about the column.

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I mean, on the one hand, it's like cool to have,

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you know, a historical artifact,
right, But on the other hand,

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as a monument to fascism, right, and would you rather it's such a

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crazy thing to think that with a
different historical perspective that they're like, man,

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those fascists, they're bootstrap guys,
you know, im as as everyone

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knows. Unfortunately, we lost Leonard
Nimoy, which is tragic, and so

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I spent most of the weekend drinking
and watching Star Trek episodes, which I

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was probably going to do anyway.
But there is an episode Patterns of Force,

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which is blah blah blah the Star
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where they left a cultural observer,
but then when they get there, the

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entire planet is is Nazis and they're
like, how the hell did this happen?

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this society was falling apart in his
cultural observer decided, okay, I'll help

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them out and with you know,
up until the exterminations and the conquest and

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everything. You know, Nazi Germany
was was financially bankrupt and broken from the

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previous World War, and it it
it did lift itself up. I mean

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like it did accomplish a lot.
And so that's this this culture was like

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so yeah, so I decided I'd
make them all into Nazis. But then

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it went wrong, you know,
like whatever, but there is that that

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weird? Well, they did fix
some problems and then they just went too

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far and went crazy or was that
inevitable? I mean, is there is

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there is? There? Can there
be one without the other? Right?

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Then that's the thing, I mean
under the hell knows? And obviously,

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to be expressly clear, I'm not
saying could fascism work? I am not.

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You know, could if the Nazis
had just stopped a little short of

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sorry, little short of genesis,
right, you know, which is a

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silly thing to say. But but
the idea that like there are moments in

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history when they're heroes before they become
villains. Yeah, I'd rather not timed

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fate as it were. Yeah,
exactly, thank you, Ionicis, Yeah,

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thank you Ironicis. We're definitely gonna
go check out that thing. We'll

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get some we'll get some photos for
the Newman's Sorry, Senor Flora, a

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moment of your time, because I
have I have a couple of letters from

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my good friend. Is my amigo, my lifelong companion, my broum is

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a Luke dramatic guitar bul whip sound
stallion winnie. From here on out,

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that's just going to be called the
Don Luke combo. So let's right out

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real quick, don't look combo.
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Okay, I'm just dropping a quick
line. Don't let you know what

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a knockout episode one hundred was,
gracious Felicia darsh And So I'm reading to

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you what don't look has said to
me his friend, because he sends me

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things. Behore. We talk all
the time, We have secrets, We

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giggle inside jokes. It don't look
it, dress Quatro, you don't get

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it, but don't look. He
gets it. He gets it. He

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don't look right, Just dropping a
quick line to let you know what a

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knockout episode one hundred was. I
enjoyed every brooming second of it. I

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hope the chrono nuts are at least
the burpet photos returns very soon. Felicia,

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don't look. Yeah, I don't
know about that. FCC. He's

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got certain regulations ragatti uh burping and
photos, but audio recordings of belches of

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fire. Oh yeah, we're gonna
picture that one picture. I gotta Instagram.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna put the Chelsea
filter on that one. What's your

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favorite drinker choice to Uh, it's
to get a bump to take a picture

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off, you know. I gotta
tell you, I gotta tell you,

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you know, dock horse. Nobody
believes me when I say this, But

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I canna tell you Vitamin D milk. Really, I mean right right,

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nobody, there's a stroke second.
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I have D milks. Ain't nothing, ain't nothing gonna get more attention than

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a milk burp milk. I disgressed
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but wait, wait, don't look'stice
again. Because it has taken me a

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long time to get from the hacienda
to his studio with all of the letters,

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missives, telegrams, and other important
messages from my good friend Don't Luke

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him and sent to me only a
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that there's me a medal meal.
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have last read. It seems as
though you wrote just a minute ago,

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have been pursuing the trail of certain
legends down the text ar kin away in

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a little town, halls of some
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have reached back to the Hasciander.
It's hilarious. I feel as though this

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recording is being played like one speed
sloord than he usually speaks. I wonder

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if I could just tweak in the
machine a little and it would sound more

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like don't look and less like don't
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any I kept in my hand when
looking for this creature, and they swung

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about it quickly. I went too
far. Hold on, let me dial

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back the machine quickly, let it
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for me, there was a great
amount of foul wisdom in those parts.

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Regarding foul medicine, and my hand
was saved. This is all I have

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to report for the moment. Keep
me in the rainbows in your pocket.

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All right? We heard from Oh
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What? I don't know. It's
written in Japanese. You do.

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We have a translator around here that
can read this. Hold on, let

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me call a friend of mine.
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like a lot of numbers. Consientent
man, most mussy. I don't know.

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Mitsuko was a It was a long
distance phone call from him from the

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United States. Then there was just
a weird belching sound when they hung up.

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I gotta tell you, I hope, I hope. I don't see

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something weird on the phone bill about
that. No, no, no,

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I I you're right. I should
never answer the phone if the color I

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D says out of area. You're
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guess. I guess in the future, I'll be more careful if I can

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just try to be more careful with
that. And no, no, please

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stop yelling, right, Mitsuko,
it says out of area but I'm want

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to answer it this last time,
son, and that's how we do that,

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all right, Micha john Zella says, I hope everyone, including Mecca

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john Zell, was like Jesus Christ, just read enough of this. Screw

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your sponsor is screw you. Yeah, you guys haven't made anything. Thanks

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for being humble. Though Micha john
Zella listened to the business plot episode,

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says he hates this kind of thing
we do too, gives capitalism such a

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bad name. Happens so much that
corruption is almost synonymous with capitalism in people's

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minds. Yeah, I agree with
that. I agree with that. He

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says. He's gonna out himself as
an anarcho capitalist. He believes in a

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free capitalist economy. But that means
you have to act responsibly and morally.

401
00:33:55.880 --> 00:34:00.319
The exchange of goods and services for
a currency or anything valuable depends on fair

402
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:06.279
trade and a moral code. Unfortunately, we're dealing with humans, and greed

403
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:09.519
is pretty ingrained in US. Yeah, it's also a problem with dwarves anyway,

404
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:14.480
rant over, he says, and
he liked the show. Thank you,

405
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:15.599
Mega john Zone. Yeah, thank
you. I'll tell you. I

406
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:20.559
think that I agree the number one
problem in the world is greed. That's

407
00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:22.760
that's what I think. Really for
all the things that we've covered, you

408
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:29.440
think hollow, earthful and Nazis,
you think Reptilian's greed. Greed what drives

409
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.719
what drives them, well, automic
gold, but it's because they need it,

410
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:37.719
because they greed it, dude,
They're greedy for that monotemic goal.

411
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:43.599
Yeah. I want power, I
want I want golden power too, though,

412
00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:46.000
But I'm just I'm just asking you
guys to punch a donate button and

413
00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:50.480
give it to me. Yeah,
that's that's that's not trying to depose the

414
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.800
president. Sure, yeah, yeah, I'm not giving out poison blankets to

415
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:58.880
anybody to achieve it. I'm just
asking you to politely help me build an

416
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:06.800
empire. But I rule from podcast
empires. Yeah, greed, Greed is

417
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:09.920
a is a disease, yo,
It's it's it's like a can of worms

418
00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:14.719
that I think we could go on
about. Yeah, but we won't because

419
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:20.119
that's that's somebody else's podcast who's I
don't know, some somebody who's well intentioned

420
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:29.119
and probably not entertaining. This week
on the Greed Report, it gets my

421
00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:32.199
goat. Well, that's what it
wants it, wants your goat, I

422
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:37.119
know, wants your goat, and
it got it. It's just like,

423
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:42.960
all right, you you've got six
billion dollars in your pocket. Why do

424
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:47.119
you go to such ends to to
get yourself a couple million? More?

425
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:52.199
Like? Why is six billion not
enough? Well, it's I mean,

426
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:57.159
what if your goal seven billion?
Dude? Did you ever think about that?

427
00:35:57.360 --> 00:36:00.840
Why would it be seven billion?
Because seven's a lucky number. Maybe

428
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:04.679
it would help you make money at
that point you can be well off.

429
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.159
Yeah, if I got seven million
billion, I feel like things would go

430
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:12.760
better. Billdos dude, not Mildows. Billdows, not Milldows. Bumper sticker,

431
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:15.480
bumper sticker. What do you got? Well, I'll tell you what.

432
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:19.239
Man. If greeds the disease,
Mikey Wheels got the cure. O

433
00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:34.159
speed, Mikey Wheels got some puns. Yeah, at the speed of light.

434
00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:37.760
It's right, he writes. In
my town, there's an entity whom

435
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:42.760
only comes around on Valentine's Day for
those with no one to love. He

436
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:51.199
is known as the invest Now tender
man. Oh oh so tend tasty dishes

437
00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:54.480
prepared by numerous cooks. That's right, how about this one? He was

438
00:36:54.519 --> 00:36:59.320
at the grocery store the other day
and saw a box of blurry foote ohs,

439
00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:15.159
it's made with Grade A bo shit, we're terrible and we're using that

440
00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:22.239
in the live show. Yeah that's
pretty great. Well, thank you,

441
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:30.800
Mikey Wheels. Yes, everyone just
be happy with what they have. You

442
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:37.079
don't have to acquire everything to a
cheat happiness. That's gravel in my face.

443
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:43.360
What do you got, Flora?
I have a sweet sweet missive from

444
00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:51.320
Anima Anima Anima with an A,
People with an A, Anima Anima Public

445
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:57.559
Anima number one. Anima says that
they they've picked up the podcast around that

446
00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:04.960
Dinva International Airport and have listened and
listen to dragged myself through all the episodes

447
00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:15.079
once or more. Here is a
death March endearingly honest, and they completely

448
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:19.239
blame us for all the weird looks
they've gotten while trying to suppress laughter during

449
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:22.719
the commute. Well, you're welcome
for them. Yeah, here's the thing.

450
00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:24.880
We're just as bad. When we're
not listening to podcast, we're thinking

451
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.320
about them and then we just giggle
and I'm not allowed on the bus anymore.

452
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:36.519
Yeah, screw the bus. You
can get bedbugs from that how about

453
00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:39.159
a couple of useless superpowers bring them. I feel like we haven't gotten as

454
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:44.280
many lately, so yeah, man, it'd be tough. But we could

455
00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:46.039
go back and gather all the ones
that we had and put them on a

456
00:38:46.119 --> 00:38:51.239
page on the website. That would
be tough. We'd have to go back

457
00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:57.400
and listen to all the episodes,
drag ourselves through ourselves. The ability to

458
00:38:57.480 --> 00:39:04.639
freeze water yet only when you yourself
are submerged in it? Oh wow,

459
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.000
what if you have to be completely
under? Yeah? Would you? I

460
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:12.599
mean, would you just die the
first time? I think you you've got

461
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:15.559
a you've got a minute, right, probably? Yeah, you hold your

462
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:16.760
breath? Yeah, but I mean, well, you'd have to hold your

463
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:21.920
breath because then the water to be
solid, and if you had your breath

464
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:24.559
exhale, you wouldn't be able to
inhale. Is effectively should suffocate? Oh,

465
00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:29.199
I think it's dark, and then
I'm guessing you can unfreeze it again

466
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:32.599
from from there. But yeah,
I mean that's one that makes you think

467
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:40.119
the ability to turn into a shark
sweet, but only on land still effective?

468
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:44.400
I think, yeah, yeah,
no, wait does it does?

469
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:47.239
I mean if what if it's in
a pool I would say, no,

470
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:53.079
above ground pool, I would say
it's it's like gom like Earth Earth go

471
00:39:53.239 --> 00:39:58.400
them tight, like you have to
touch if to beach above the surface of

472
00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:00.840
what's that batman villain? It's like
the clay face clay face. Yeah,

473
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:05.559
yeah, it's it's clay face like
okay, oh yeah, no, that

474
00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:07.320
would still face. Yeah. If
you don't if you don't want, I

475
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:10.800
mean, you get arrested. They
put you in a holding cell and then

476
00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:15.480
suddenly they walked by and there's just
a shark in the holding cell. Why

477
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:21.079
wouldn't you do it before you're in
the set. They just walked by and

478
00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:28.880
there's this sharks sitting there like,
oh man, oh those are great.

479
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:31.199
Yeah, I like that. Uh. He also gives us a a great

480
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:40.400
bad date turned into his shark.
It solves a lot of problems. So

481
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:49.199
animal also gives us a candidate,
possible candidate for miscripted for this year twenty

482
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:52.519
fifteen. It's just it's not far
off, folks, it's like two months

483
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:55.719
away. That's true. That is
true. I think the streamlined version worked

484
00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:59.000
this year though. Yeah. I
like that too. Let us know what

485
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:00.440
you think, because we were too
months out. We're starting to put it

486
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:04.119
together now. So if you have
an opinion, it was the people that

487
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:07.960
we want to hear from. You
get you get extra episodes during the during

488
00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:14.119
the month freebies. But but we
will I think we'll definitely take a look

489
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:15.880
at this, this possible candidate.
Oh yeah, we have to keep it

490
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:21.920
shrouded in secrecy, that's all right, and that's um. Anima also gives

491
00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:27.679
us a pumpkin metaphor to to help
sell the idea, so I love them,

492
00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:31.079
will definitely keep that in mind.
Just to set up this thing.

493
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:37.480
The the crypto in question is found
near Dolman or megaliths or I don't know,

494
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:43.039
And Anima says, just to draw
Stecco in, I found a Dutch

495
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:47.039
article of which the literal translations of
the title is the story of the Dolman

496
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:55.480
Devil's or giant graves. Oh Jesus, and that draws me. Kit know

497
00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:02.000
what, I don't want the answer
to that. Okay. That mean that

498
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:06.880
that word gets bandied around a lot
more in other countries than it does here,

499
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:09.119
doesn't it? Yeah the one I
beeped out, Yeah, yeah,

500
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:14.440
no, dude, devil. Every
everybody says devil. No, Yeah,

501
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:21.119
I think it does over here it's
a it's a pretty powerful weapon. It's

502
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:28.119
the neutron bomb of the English language. Over here in the US, animal

503
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:30.239
says, keep on doing what you
guys are doing, and already I can't

504
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:37.639
wait for the two hundredth which Anima
has entitled Hildo Harder and the three hundred

505
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:45.639
Hildo with a vengeance. We'll use
those. I like that. Thank you,

506
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:50.280
thank you so much. What else
you got there? Oh, I've

507
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:53.840
got a great pun from k k
K. Yeah. Is this like Men

508
00:42:53.920 --> 00:43:00.000
in Black? That's right, Agent
k okay um, Okay, you're familiar.

509
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:13.519
You're with FDR who Frank and Duckano
Roosevelt. Frank and Duck sound yes,

510
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:16.639
wait, that was the pun.
That was it? Right? Yes,

511
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:21.480
I thought you were just trolling me, but no, that was no,

512
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:23.400
that was the plan. That was
actual Ka's pun. Yeah, that

513
00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:31.239
Frank and duckan O Roosevelt. That
was it. That was a steely knife.

514
00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:34.320
Now that was pretty quick. I'm
gonna do another one in a row

515
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.679
here, Okay, from deep in
the darkest corners of your mind, with

516
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:42.519
the madness bubbles like black pitch from
your eyes and mouth. You now know

517
00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:52.920
what is also known by hungers,
makers of the Dagon Regon Gone Dagon.

518
00:43:54.039 --> 00:44:02.639
Oh Hello hungers ha oh, Hello, We've got two here. Love thee

519
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:08.639
hundredth episodes, says awesome, just
awesome. Thinks we've accidently coined dung disguise

520
00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:13.360
as a as a standing trope,
and I'm okay with that. Yeah,

521
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:23.519
that's true. Unlucky also mentions what
we do in the Shadows that we should

522
00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:27.880
pirate it because apparently it's not legal
for purchase in the US. Really,

523
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:29.800
I don't know, but I'm gonna
find it because I want to see it

524
00:44:29.880 --> 00:44:32.280
really bad. Yeah, totally agree
with that, thank you very much.

525
00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:38.079
And also really liked our business plot
episode and thinks that he thinks that scared

526
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:42.880
him more than anything else he's heard
in the last several years, which,

527
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:47.280
yeah, it isn't spooky, Yeah
it's freaky alright. Also hits us up

528
00:44:47.320 --> 00:44:52.320
with this. The same Harry Hamed
had once caught on tape in the Patterson

529
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:55.960
Gimmlin film was recently tape jumping out
of the bushes and vigorously shaking its torso

530
00:44:57.039 --> 00:45:00.400
it terrified onlookers in a small Arkansas
swamp community. They have found that she

531
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:07.280
can be repelled with one dollar bills
and is now known as the Breasts of

532
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:20.360
Juggie Creek. I'm not ing ing
ing. You know what I really have

533
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:31.000
come to love about that song is
like the weirdly like robotic is it is

534
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:37.920
it Keisha kesh dollar dollar sign a
No, that one is a missy.

535
00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:40.320
No, it's it's her, It's
Kesha. I'm no, it's not Kesha.

536
00:45:40.599 --> 00:45:45.320
It came out but a lot a
long time before Kesha. We're gonna

537
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:52.840
check you the old internets Now most
of the time. Most of the time

538
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:54.599
we do this like off air,
We're like, oh, we'll figure it

539
00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:57.719
out and then we'll put him ack. The I started singing, yeah,

540
00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:01.039
and then we gotta now it's a
thing milk shape, milk. Oh,

541
00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:07.280
it's already filled in. Apparently I
looked for this all the time. Oh,

542
00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:13.119
we were both wrong. Oh it's
Kellis or Callise Kellis. Oh okay,

543
00:46:13.840 --> 00:46:15.639
you know what. I was referencing
this song at working a while ago,

544
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:17.920
and a co worker I was like, oh, you know that Kellis.

545
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:25.519
He goes um, it's Callise and
with just as like an absolute reaction,

546
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:29.599
I just looked in him and went
kill yourself and walked out of the

547
00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:34.440
room. You shouldn't care that much
about how you pronounced this person's name,

548
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:37.039
but whichever it is, you were
closer than Yeah, well whatever, we

549
00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:44.239
were both wrong and that's that's what
Blade Photos is about. Where were we

550
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:49.679
were we doing an episode? Are
we just talking about things? So h

551
00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:55.599
thank you Cathul Hungers for that that
interesting rib and also a little little triptown

552
00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:05.079
music history lane. Jeez, you
get dump what do you got floor?

553
00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:09.320
We we mentioned this last episode,
but I just wanted to say a proper

554
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:16.519
thank you to the soaring Buffalo of
incredulity. I don't believe you believe it

555
00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:24.599
all. Thanks Soaring Buffalo for the
suggestion of hinter Kaiek murders Um that that

556
00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:30.599
actually was a really good one.
And yeah, super spooky. People were

557
00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:37.920
were sniffing that. Where you going
with that one? Thank melly u rope

558
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:44.280
belt. I think people were dung. He ended up there unlucky. I've

559
00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:49.400
got another one here, bring it. This one is from Todd X.

560
00:47:51.239 --> 00:47:57.480
He's not Todd one and he's not
to too. Getting ready for Todd X.

561
00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:09.119
You'll hate him but you love him. Hey, welcome aboard tot X.

562
00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:17.159
High taught x us Todd gives us
a big high five for for the

563
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:23.000
garden that we hope here and asks
us to look into the anti psychiatry movement,

564
00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:28.480
which is interesting. I had never
thought of of this. I mean,

565
00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:34.079
I know there's a an inverse of
everything because without without bad, there

566
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:36.920
can be no good. That's true. Well, I mean and that that

567
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:39.719
is a that's a huge subject.
I mean there's people who who just of

568
00:48:39.800 --> 00:48:44.480
their for their volition, don't believe
it. There is the the scientologist,

569
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:49.840
uh take on on psychiatry and so
yeah, there's a lot of different people

570
00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:54.719
with different reasons, all all hating
on that brain science. And I heard

571
00:48:54.760 --> 00:49:00.159
shrinkers and wow, um thank you
todt X. Yeah, suggestion. I

572
00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:04.000
think we'll look into that, see
if we can cobble something together. But

573
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:09.559
absolutely Cox also has a blurry photos
fan name suggestion bring it army of pun

574
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:19.840
nice oh man and that and that
that you can use that at like pun

575
00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:23.559
man army. Yeah, that's awesome, all for pun pun for all,

576
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:30.119
Bumper sticker, Bumper sticker, Thanks
thanks for writing. No and now man,

577
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:37.199
keep pushing playing, keep pushing.
Stir that German potatoes soup. Everyone

578
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:40.880
who's ever tried that death March knows
what we're talking about. And if you've

579
00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:45.320
never done, if you've never done
the p ninety, then you're doing You're

580
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:49.480
all right, Yeah, you're doing. Yeah, you've missed into anything.

581
00:49:50.320 --> 00:50:00.679
What do you got a way?
Dear Florida, it's the devili First of

582
00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:05.719
all, thank you for picking this
name, because there's a few things I

583
00:50:05.840 --> 00:50:22.679
love saying more than it's the Devilish
Apparition field How many? None answer?

584
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:30.880
All right? So the Devilish Apparition
shares with us the following pans. Greetings,

585
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:40.320
my husband, what Scott b oh
slightly worse than Scott oh? Better

586
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:50.519
than Scott? Until FX sues us, we will be sued. Will introduced

587
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:52.519
me to your podcast a couple of
months ago and has been working steadily through

588
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:58.760
the archives ever since. Wow,
thank you very much. Speaking of death

589
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:04.320
Mode, she says that we're the
best. I tend to agree well,

590
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:07.119
Will, and she's been trying to
get her co works to listen as co

591
00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:12.239
workers to listen as well. I
can't thank you enough for that. The

592
00:51:12.360 --> 00:51:19.840
Devilish Apparition thing Devil's Advocate as as
well. And now prethe a pun.

593
00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:24.159
Have you heard about the new hit
series on HBO. It's set in New

594
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:28.440
Orleans and is about how the different
types of voodoo groups interact with each other

595
00:51:28.519 --> 00:51:37.800
on their daily lives. It's called
sects in the City. Also some potential

596
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:42.880
alternate names for PG names, which
is really what we need for the greeting

597
00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:50.039
cards industry. For Foxsmus, Erosmus
and Intimus. Oh that's a good one,

598
00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:53.440
Timus. Yeah, I like that
one a lot. But the devilish

599
00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:58.719
apparition is not yet left us.
Oh no, Steale, she haunts off

600
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:07.239
Annie podcast. She followed up with
her previous message to say that because we

601
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:08.920
were asking if anyone else has watched
Bob a Duck, you haven't. I

602
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:13.159
haven't yet. I just watched it, and she said it was awesome and

603
00:52:13.239 --> 00:52:15.119
definitely worth watching. No, So, yeah, what did you think,

604
00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:22.119
Flora? Bob a Duck Um duck
Man. I don't know how much I

605
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:25.760
want to say for those of you
know you who haven't listened, who haven't

606
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:30.039
watched it yet, I guess I'll
try to to not spoil it, but

607
00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:32.519
it's too new to spoilers. So, Flora, did you like it?

608
00:52:34.320 --> 00:52:37.719
I liked it overall, I liked
it. I was a little disappointed at

609
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:40.719
it. What else can I say? Yeah, you can't. I was

610
00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:44.840
talking to you about it earlier.
I'm gonna still watch it. Actually,

611
00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:47.159
nothing you said made me want to
watch it less. Yeah, I was

612
00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:51.280
a little a little disappointed by it, but it was still well done and

613
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.519
good for what it is. Yeah, looks it looks cool. I'm still

614
00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:58.480
gonna watch it. Maybe maybe in
a month or two we can, we

615
00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:02.159
can discuss it, and then we'll
destroy it. We'll ruin it for everybody.

616
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:08.239
So thank you, devilish apparition think
me from the bottom of our cauldron.

617
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:22.960
And speaking of devilish apparition, we've
heard from Scott me Ma st this

618
00:53:23.280 --> 00:53:30.760
song has been done before, married
to the devilish apparition. How about I

619
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:34.159
think I'll have to come up with
a new intro for Scott be in the

620
00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:37.280
future. We've got time, we'll
think, we'll think it through, Scott

621
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:40.599
B says to Dave and his good
friend Dave. That's us. He went

622
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:45.480
just one to write us again to
thank us for an amazing podcast. You're

623
00:53:45.519 --> 00:53:52.599
welcome. Thank you, because his
job is less than ideal and only a

624
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:59.320
great podcast can truly get him through
the worst of times. And he has

625
00:53:59.480 --> 00:54:05.599
discovered it's a few useless super problems. Oh really, this one is called

626
00:54:05.760 --> 00:54:09.639
ax snow location. Sometimes I know
where this is going to go, but

627
00:54:09.719 --> 00:54:14.559
I don't know where this one's gonna
go. The ability to shovel as much

628
00:54:14.639 --> 00:54:16.960
snow as you want, but only
when there's no place to put it.

629
00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:22.679
And he's pretty sure he has this
power where you can just like move it

630
00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:24.920
around but there's nowhere to throw it. I think I have this too,

631
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:29.760
because if if you were to look
out front of the the old blurry photos

632
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:34.639
studios, the front of the old
dark room, as it were, there's

633
00:54:34.679 --> 00:54:42.119
a huge mass of snow that is
between the sidewalk and the road, and

634
00:54:42.559 --> 00:54:45.960
it's got to go. It grows
like a like a horrible hunger for that's

635
00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:52.079
that's that's just winter in Chicago,
man. Yeah, super scare Having the

636
00:54:52.159 --> 00:55:00.440
ability to have perfectly focused concentration on
work matters. However, any sliding eruption

637
00:55:00.559 --> 00:55:04.599
will scare the bijeebies out of you
and make you burst out in a loud,

638
00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:12.599
shocked, dry fuss sounding noise.
Yeah I like that. Uh.

639
00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:17.719
And also bell fire control. The
ability of eating as much taco bell as

640
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:22.679
you want. The only downfall is
you just ate as much taco bell.

641
00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:25.880
I was, I was like,
oh, God, that's it. That's

642
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:31.880
it. Yeah, anyone for less
than five dollars can have this superpower.

643
00:55:34.679 --> 00:55:38.360
I frequently haven't come and go uh
oh. He also says, omit this.

644
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:44.280
If Taco Bell's your new sponsor,
well that's kind Yeah, I'd love

645
00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.599
that to be a problem. He
also says we covered the business plot very

646
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:52.880
well, except we left out one
major player. Sit dry fuss damn it.

647
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:59.440
Yam a very famous business tycoon who
was a financier and banker. He

648
00:55:59.639 --> 00:56:01.960
was a key player and business mergers
at the time. The reason he was

649
00:56:02.039 --> 00:56:07.880
so effective was because if you crossed
him, you'd turn into stone with just

650
00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:16.400
one gaze. He was JP Gorgon. Oh nice, He says, I

651
00:56:16.519 --> 00:56:20.000
know someone is going to do that
when hope mine gets there first. It

652
00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:22.280
did, Yeah he did. You
won the horse race. That's right,

653
00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:27.559
So no need for that drive fuss
you threw in there, all right,

654
00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:34.599
Thank you, Scott me next time, something different? What else you got?

655
00:56:34.760 --> 00:56:37.360
Okay, Well we're gonna t I'm
gonna try something new here. I've

656
00:56:37.400 --> 00:56:39.840
got the facebooks. Oh yeah,
we've got a couple of messages from Facebook.

657
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:44.079
So we printed them all out together, and uh so, I'm gonna

658
00:56:44.079 --> 00:56:46.119
go through these a few of the
ones that we got here, um and

659
00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:50.320
these are like the longer direct messages
and thank you guys. You know,

660
00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:53.119
we try to reply on Facebook whenever
we can too. We're not the best.

661
00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:55.719
Yeah, it's a little a little
harder to organize that, but you

662
00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:00.039
know what we do what we do, Travis said, Congrats on the hill

663
00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:05.559
do Playboys. There's a lot of
really fun spelling on this. Still waiting

664
00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:09.119
on the Roma Gypsy episode though,
a good point, really worth going into

665
00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:15.159
a lot of fun history and a
lot of debunksment to be done. It's

666
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:19.760
true, keep holding it down like
a playboy. Each manya pimp little mamas,

667
00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:28.840
we shall Travis feel free to roll
with us anytime. That was awesome,

668
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:34.920
Sean, the Counts of the Gingers, Oh not quite yet. The

669
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:42.719
Bannon feel more intogues Ginger Court.
Welcome to the year twenty fifteen, where

670
00:57:42.760 --> 00:57:45.440
hoverboards abound in mister Fusion is the
future right now. Congrats on earning the

671
00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:51.239
distinguished place in history reaching episode one
hundred. Your special forty style radio show

672
00:57:51.280 --> 00:57:53.199
really made it worth getting to one
hundred. Hopefully more adventures await. The

673
00:57:53.239 --> 00:57:59.400
coronoannouts Lesson brink I have a feeling
that those evil North Britain aka Nazi types

674
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:04.000
have more hijinks and time cards up
their evil dimensional sleeves. I feel the

675
00:58:04.039 --> 00:58:07.199
same way. Yeah they will,
Yeah if if for no other reason that

676
00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:09.920
that it was. It was a
ton of work doing that episode, but

677
00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:13.519
it was also so much fun to
do it. Yeah, it was a

678
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:16.840
ton of fun. Yeah. Maybe
they need the help of further blurry photos

679
00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:22.400
X persons. This is my favorite
part of this. The Badgerine is but

680
00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:28.840
one of many, is but one
of many, like maybe Professor X who

681
00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:30.480
can save the world, but is
helpless and hapless too. In the world

682
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:38.360
of love, it's Professor e x
oh or Tryclops, who drives the futuristic

683
00:58:38.639 --> 00:58:43.239
X tricycle. Then, is the
rival of the Badgerine for the fair hand

684
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:51.760
of Jean Gray Gray otherwise Gray Alien
Yeah, otherwise known as the all powerful

685
00:58:51.840 --> 00:58:55.840
phonics Force who loses her power to
fight crime one proper pronunciation at a time.

686
00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:00.320
How about a genius level scientist who
changes in to a furious blue creature

687
00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:05.840
known as Beats. This is because
he feels the rhythm of the night and

688
00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:09.280
he beats foes down with his Caribbean
steel drums. Aside from there. Yeah,

689
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:15.679
that was that was awesome. I
like Tryclops and the Badgerine and beat.

690
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:20.079
I feel did we ever mentioned I
feel like did we mention the badgerine

691
00:59:20.119 --> 00:59:23.559
before? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm adequate at what I do.

692
00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:31.280
Pal but pale but pal hold on, let's see here, but pal

693
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:36.360
Aside from that, congrats you from
your friend in the Great White North.

694
00:59:36.840 --> 00:59:40.880
All hailed Canada. Oh goodness,
If any of our listeners work in the

695
00:59:40.960 --> 00:59:45.280
Canadian Immigration office, I would be
very interested in a citizenship, not for

696
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:52.119
any political reason. I just love
Canada. I do, and I'm just

697
00:59:52.360 --> 00:59:53.559
not ashamed, and you're proud of
it. I am. You know.

698
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:59.199
It's like, well there's there's Francophiles
and Anglophiles. I'm a Canada file.

699
00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:04.920
That's that's my country that I adopt. Ancaile, watch your mouth, Oh

700
01:00:06.039 --> 01:00:13.840
watch it, stan Um, let's
see yuh. May you add continually to

701
01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:16.360
the Blurry Photos Library of Knowledge with
with brilliance and I cannot wait for episode

702
01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:22.159
five hundred. George Sueclo. Sound
it is such a thing even possible?

703
01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:30.320
Yes it is, Yes, it
is with sponsors for every episode. It's

704
01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:36.360
certainly right. Exactly you will get
real professional, real quick, real quick.

705
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:39.920
Then we shall all cheer and sit
from the unholy chalice sold by Rick

706
01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:44.440
and Skip. In the Cavalcade of
Savings on the Hate Shopping Network Wall,

707
01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:47.159
Richard Dreyfus gets slapped by spring heel
Jack. Wow. Thanks for all your

708
01:00:47.159 --> 01:00:52.360
amazing, informative and truly entertaining podcastical
magic. Hopefully you will have one in

709
01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:57.679
your podcast categories and earn the awareness
powered prestige you gentlemen deserve. I would

710
01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:01.480
love prestige. I'll never have a
awareness. I'm pretty sure power will corrupt,

711
01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:07.719
but let's try it anyway. We'll
get yours truly shown. That count

712
01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:15.599
at aginga's formerly to vcount at agingas
soon to be Vice Baron and then of

713
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:23.280
course Baron at that point five quid. Thank you very much, Sean,

714
01:01:23.519 --> 01:01:28.320
Thanks Sehn. Moving on from Nick, Dave and Dave, I've been binge

715
01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:31.760
listening to the podcast over the last
few weeks. May God have mercy on

716
01:01:31.840 --> 01:01:35.280
your soul. I mean, I
love us and I love the work we

717
01:01:35.400 --> 01:01:39.360
do, but I that always makes
me feel bad for some reason. As

718
01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:44.039
a fellow improviser, I dig the
intros, banter and running jokes. Shout

719
01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:49.679
out from the Scared Scriptless improv in
Alaska and Scared script Less La. Heyo,

720
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:52.800
you're getting around? Yeah, no
doubt. That's a that's a commute,

721
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:57.719
it's a it's a West coast boat
ride. Yeah. I have two

722
01:01:57.760 --> 01:02:01.559
episodes subjections. First, the Marvel
Light Unexplained mystery lights in Southwest Texas,

723
01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:07.760
his wife's hometown, Marfa. Marfa
sounds like a government acron. It's like

724
01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:13.280
it's like like used to be DARPA
and then they changed it. Yeah,

725
01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:19.480
go check out that sound, Mierfa. And then secondly as a as an

726
01:02:19.519 --> 01:02:27.559
Alaskan the Aurora Borealis. There's two
rather light subjects. Oh zingh uh and

727
01:02:28.039 --> 01:02:31.400
who we got a pun? The
Yoki sam Sharimi practiced the ancient art of

728
01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:39.079
bushino. It was a sammer I. Oh, thank you very much,

729
01:02:39.159 --> 01:02:46.280
Nick. They hate us because they
hate us, Oh quick giving us a

730
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:50.639
stink guy. Thank you, Nick? Yeah, thank you. And finally

731
01:02:50.719 --> 01:02:54.280
from the the Facebook round up,
Melanie, Dear, Dave and David.

732
01:02:54.719 --> 01:03:00.800
That's that's us identified your target.
Let me first to thank you so much

733
01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:04.599
for an amazing show. I'm writing
you because my boyfriend is obsessed with your

734
01:03:04.639 --> 01:03:07.960
show. Yes, I mean it
he's bonkers for the both of you.

735
01:03:08.199 --> 01:03:15.840
Who wouldn't be were the cats me
ow or pajamas? Which isn't these feathers?

736
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:17.599
What is it? I don't know. It works as a chef and

737
01:03:17.639 --> 01:03:21.039
listens to our show every single day. He found our show a few months

738
01:03:21.039 --> 01:03:23.000
ago and listen to every show more
than once. Was so upset when he

739
01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:27.440
ran out of shows, but of
course he found a way to listen to

740
01:03:27.519 --> 01:03:30.320
more shows, and now he is
listening to all the all the YouTube videos

741
01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:36.480
which is the show. Ye when
he cooks, he will be all quiet

742
01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:37.760
in the kitchen and then will burst
out laughing, and at first she thought

743
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:42.079
he'd lost his mind, until she
realized he has an earpiece in was listening

744
01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:45.559
to our podcast. He will tell
anyone who listened about us and how much

745
01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:47.880
he loves the show. And it
has gotten her on board and she really

746
01:03:47.960 --> 01:03:52.400
understands why she loves it. Thank
you, thank you, Oh shucks.

747
01:03:52.800 --> 01:03:54.400
Sorry for making this so long.
I'm getting to the point now. If

748
01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:57.960
you guys could give him a shout
out at one point, I believe a

749
01:03:58.000 --> 01:04:00.000
shout out it's about to happen,
for for who is this? Laura?

750
01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:03.920
Load the shout up machine? Oh, plug it in. Okay, plug

751
01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:06.000
it in. What's the name again? I said plug it in. I've

752
01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:11.719
got to type in the name.
I can't just load an empty shout out.

753
01:04:13.039 --> 01:04:15.920
Shout out to him. If we
dry fire this thing, we avoid

754
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:21.880
the warranties, right, you can
put an eye out doing everything can to

755
01:04:21.880 --> 01:04:25.920
spread the word about us and how
funny the show is. Uh, and

756
01:04:26.159 --> 01:04:33.159
so for this we give a very
thorough shout out to Piette Blastcott. I

757
01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:42.920
told you we can't return this tail
out the scene. No, no,

758
01:04:43.079 --> 01:04:57.280
no, we damn it. We're
pretty bad at that. Piete Boskov and

759
01:04:57.639 --> 01:05:02.800
his lovely girlfriend Melanie's sorry Ano in
Copenhagen, Denmark. I wish I knew

760
01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:06.360
how to say hello in Danish.
I don't, man, I don't know

761
01:05:06.800 --> 01:05:12.119
anything about it. You neither,
Oh, I feel so bad? Okay,

762
01:05:12.239 --> 01:05:15.760
okay, well okay, okay,
so wait, but see again.

763
01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:19.000
If you guys have a cool nickname
or an accent, request you gotta put

764
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:24.920
those at the front. Because she
dares us. Oh geez, dar's us

765
01:05:25.039 --> 01:05:30.280
to do a Danish accent while reading
this letter. Oh oh yeah, okay,

766
01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:33.039
so and so and so I'm gonna
back it up a little bit.

767
01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:39.159
Sorry if I'm making this so long, I'm getting to the point now.

768
01:05:39.639 --> 01:05:42.960
If you guys could give him a
shot all to to one point thought would

769
01:05:42.960 --> 01:05:46.199
be truly make his day. That
I don't know. I don't know how

770
01:05:46.239 --> 01:05:48.320
to do it, but I'm gonna
try. Yeah, we have to,

771
01:05:48.480 --> 01:05:54.599
We have to. I haven't prepared
demands it all right, dar dat David,

772
01:05:55.039 --> 01:06:00.840
let's be fast off threk you so
much, soul. I'm hard to

773
01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:11.079
rup because my boyfriends a minute Walkers
was boss off. Y'all. I give

774
01:06:11.159 --> 01:06:15.119
him my best shot. You screwed
up the shout out machine. Shut up,

775
01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:24.159
you make fun of me. Only
God could judge me. Oh well,

776
01:06:25.159 --> 01:06:29.159
yould your headphones out. I've done
it like five times. Oh my

777
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:31.800
god. We um. I don't
know what you just did. Prepare something

778
01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:36.239
next time. Yeah, well we'll
do a little research. And thank you

779
01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:41.920
Melane. Thank you Melanie, and
thank you. Pilkov. Yeah, Balkov

780
01:06:42.440 --> 01:06:45.320
Pi. What's your favorite thing to
cook? Yeah? What do eat?

781
01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:46.800
What do you like to eat?
Send you know what? Send us a

782
01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:50.039
cool Danish recipe that but that an
idiot could make, because we're idiots.

783
01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:56.599
We're big old idiots. Yeah,
thank you, all right? Uh man,

784
01:06:58.760 --> 01:07:01.519
that was well, you know,
unplugged the shout out machine. It's

785
01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:09.559
it's already heating up too much.
Suit. It's hoping when we when we

786
01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:13.920
make it to Denmark, we're gonna
get hugged, kissed, and punched in

787
01:07:14.039 --> 01:07:18.519
no particular order. Um, well, we just had a mayoral election in

788
01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:23.920
Chicago. We did. There's a
runoff, but I don't think that's going

789
01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:30.719
to be the case for the ever
popular Zombie Master. No, Zombie Master

790
01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:34.440
has been accused multiply of fixing the
ballot boxes, but it doesn't matter because

791
01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:38.239
the zombies do what he says.
That's right. I mean, if anything,

792
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:44.119
there'd be a walk off. But
depends on which zombie franchise you want

793
01:07:44.159 --> 01:07:49.199
to go with. Zombie Master says
old Porn. You are correct. There

794
01:07:49.320 --> 01:07:55.960
was either no sound music or he's
seen a couple that did have text plates

795
01:07:56.039 --> 01:08:02.360
every now and again. Yeah,
they also did something stuff nuns, housewives,

796
01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:09.239
etc. Interesting. Zombie Master is
a yeah, something's never changed,

797
01:08:09.320 --> 01:08:14.679
old porn literate. It's just all
porn. Now that I have your attention,

798
01:08:14.760 --> 01:08:16.800
there some things I'd like to tell
you. And and he follows up

799
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:19.760
with a pun. Before he was
a daredevil, he spent a couple of

800
01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:27.079
months as a mystic. He was
evil canesus. Ah, that's awesome,

801
01:08:27.199 --> 01:08:30.119
Thank you, zombie mask, Thank
you very much. Glad you don't have

802
01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:35.319
to pour more money into campaigning for
another month. Let's see here. Hold

803
01:08:35.359 --> 01:08:38.800
on one second, Hey, can
I get a Can I get a mic

804
01:08:38.880 --> 01:08:43.800
check? Please? Test? Test
sibilance? Sibilance? Can I get Could

805
01:08:43.800 --> 01:08:45.960
you bring my monitors please? Just
a little bit more in my little high

806
01:08:46.119 --> 01:08:50.840
Hi? Hello? Hello, Hello? Okay, perfect ready listen, man

807
01:08:51.000 --> 01:09:03.359
on FOODO we recording? Yes,
a man lots to let us shut up,

808
01:09:03.520 --> 01:09:23.640
Shane, let us all in.
Okay, God every time. I'm

809
01:09:23.720 --> 01:09:28.640
so glad that that Jeremy writes,
because we do that everybody. This is

810
01:09:28.640 --> 01:09:31.199
the point where everybody turns it off. But oh I love it. Yeah,

811
01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:35.720
me too. That's that's for us. Uh. So Jeremy hits us

812
01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:43.039
with some puns. Uh there was
what puns? What if I did this

813
01:09:43.119 --> 01:09:48.960
the whole time? Hello? A
lot of tapele rom Ronald down, I

814
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:53.760
can't No one would like that.
I'd enjoy doing it. I'm gonna do

815
01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:56.640
it on a car ride. Oh
my god, what if you sing every

816
01:09:56.720 --> 01:10:00.079
song that way? I used to
have my friend Derek and I used to

817
01:10:00.119 --> 01:10:03.079
have this running joke that you could
sing it was a jewel song. Where

818
01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:05.439
have all the cowboys go? No, you were meant for me. Oh,

819
01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:10.199
that you could sing that song as
any kind of song. And it

820
01:10:10.319 --> 01:10:15.000
always still works. Huh, including
hard metal. It just works. I'm

821
01:10:15.039 --> 01:10:21.640
not going to go into it right
now, but it does. I imagined

822
01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:30.119
like like an eighties hair guitar,
like dreamed last So even after you go

823
01:10:32.399 --> 01:10:36.239
so yeah, it just works.
That's my point. Um. There was

824
01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:53.239
even after you're gone. I've never
done that before in my life. That

825
01:10:53.479 --> 01:11:00.840
walked out. Okay, okay,
Jeremy, this is your time. There

826
01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:03.840
was a plot to take There is
a plot to take power from Ronald McDonald,

827
01:11:03.920 --> 01:11:09.560
the evil ruler of McDonaldland. The
conspirators were the Hamburglar, Mary mccheese

828
01:11:09.760 --> 01:11:14.000
and Birdie their early bird, the
Fried Kids, an officer don't think the

829
01:11:14.079 --> 01:11:16.279
Fry guys. I don't know Fry
Kids, an officer, Big Mac.

830
01:11:16.640 --> 01:11:20.920
The plot is named after the ringleader. It was known as the Grimace plot.

831
01:11:24.119 --> 01:11:27.680
What a fat purple best, somebody
told me once, and I think

832
01:11:27.680 --> 01:11:31.279
that's true. That Grimace is supposed
to be the embodiment of the shakes like

833
01:11:31.359 --> 01:11:35.159
a shake, and where do they
Where do you get the word grimaces?

834
01:11:35.319 --> 01:11:43.199
It is always meant a look of
distaste. That's true, because everything else

835
01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:45.399
one, I mean, everything else
makes sense. There's the fry guys.

836
01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:48.600
I mean, I don't know why
there was like a whole yeah, and

837
01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:51.560
I don't know why that. There's
like the weird like city hall sort of

838
01:11:51.600 --> 01:11:56.880
set up with mayors and officers and
well, because you had the hamburglar,

839
01:11:57.000 --> 01:12:00.880
you needed some some prosecution. It's
true. Someone had a ance that equation.

840
01:12:01.840 --> 01:12:04.640
The plot was discovered in two thousand
and three by Ronald before he could

841
01:12:04.640 --> 01:12:09.600
be carried out for punishment. All
the people that McDonaldland were killed, and

842
01:12:09.720 --> 01:12:14.760
that is why we don't hear about
them anymore. Dark but true but true,

843
01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:19.119
Yeah you don't. There's no dark
but true. It's just Ronald sitting

844
01:12:19.199 --> 01:12:29.800
on his throne of bone and costume. Felt. Um oh oh this is

845
01:12:29.840 --> 01:12:34.439
great. Check this out. Used
his audible trial, Yes that he got

846
01:12:34.560 --> 01:12:41.600
from us. Thank you that audible
trial dot com slash blurry photos get yourself.

847
01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:47.640
Yeah, whole whole heaping free audiobook
for free, double free, yeah,

848
01:12:47.960 --> 01:12:50.359
super free. And if I don't
like it, you don't have to

849
01:12:50.439 --> 01:12:55.640
keep it. You got thirty days
to decide, but we we certainly enjoy

850
01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:58.560
it. Yeah, so that's what
he did. He got Dead Mountain,

851
01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:01.880
the untold true story of the out
Pasoks there. Yeah, um, you

852
01:13:02.119 --> 01:13:04.319
still haven't read it. I'm an
ass, You are an ass. I

853
01:13:04.399 --> 01:13:09.960
got that as a present for you. David Flora breaks my heart. He's

854
01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:12.520
just guilty him for no reason.
No, No, you're right though,

855
01:13:12.600 --> 01:13:18.079
I read for research like that's my
reading, and I don't have time for

856
01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:21.159
pleasure reading. And so as anyone
who's ever heard me in one of our

857
01:13:21.199 --> 01:13:26.039
episodes know that clearly, I do
nothing but pleasure reading and no research reading.

858
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:30.279
That's why we balanced mister yan Um. But yeah, so he got

859
01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:33.039
the audio version of it, which
I read it over Christmas and loved it.

860
01:13:33.640 --> 01:13:36.720
Um and I agree. He says
the author had an interesting reconstruction of

861
01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:41.720
what happened to the people after they
left the tent and it and I agree.

862
01:13:41.800 --> 01:13:44.560
He says the events that he lays
out seemed very plausible. It fits

863
01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:46.479
all the data. I think it's
very close to what happened. I totally

864
01:13:46.560 --> 01:13:50.239
agree. It's I don't want to
like let anyone know how how he puts

865
01:13:50.319 --> 01:13:54.000
that together, honestly, because this
guy put a ton of work into this

866
01:13:54.079 --> 01:13:57.720
book. It's a great book and
you should read it or get it for

867
01:13:57.800 --> 01:14:01.439
free from audible. I said,
he personally likes our version much better where

868
01:14:01.439 --> 01:14:05.960
all the individuals met under the pine
tree and then split into groups. That

869
01:14:06.119 --> 01:14:10.279
was that's that's that's our theory.
But yeah, it was. It's a

870
01:14:10.319 --> 01:14:12.720
it's a it's a it's a great
thing in that book or kind of really

871
01:14:12.760 --> 01:14:15.399
also helps highlight. And actually after
reading the book, I haven't I haven't

872
01:14:15.399 --> 01:14:18.039
gone back and re listened to our
d Outlaw Paths episode. But now I'm

873
01:14:18.039 --> 01:14:20.800
a little worried because I'm like,
man, it really is tragic, and

874
01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:24.800
I you know, it's like it's
like the hind Kayak episode. I'm like,

875
01:14:25.239 --> 01:14:27.279
you know, it's like, you
know, we try to make jokes,

876
01:14:27.319 --> 01:14:30.119
but that still is a tragedy,
right right. Um, So thank

877
01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:42.800
you so much, Jeremy Rooning.
Thanks Jerry Dave. I've got a letter

878
01:14:42.920 --> 01:14:46.279
here from Let me see, man, I always get this pronunciation wrong.

879
01:14:46.520 --> 01:14:59.159
It's Danny Giblets. Okay, you
cannot do that while I'm drinking Oh yeah,

880
01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:03.920
let's say that name will I'm drinking
beer. Uh, he's just he

881
01:15:04.359 --> 01:15:11.159
Danny Jibs writes in with a show
suggestion, Um, which how about you

882
01:15:11.239 --> 01:15:15.279
just do a show. But you're
smelling your own fart. Danny Giblets talking

883
01:15:15.319 --> 01:15:19.119
about whether or not the moon is
hollow or not even real. I mean,

884
01:15:19.239 --> 01:15:23.000
yeah, that is definitely out there. That's that's that should be.

885
01:15:23.279 --> 01:15:26.760
Yeah. I think that it's it's
high time we take a looking right at

886
01:15:26.800 --> 01:15:30.399
the moon. The moon existence is
an inside job, that's right. He

887
01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:34.840
says, it's time for hollow Earth
too, hollow moon. Nice. I

888
01:15:35.000 --> 01:15:43.640
like standing Giblets. Sorry about your
ancestors, Flora. Do you see uh

889
01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:48.159
those brake lights out there? Yeah? Oh now were the reverse lights?

890
01:15:51.880 --> 01:15:58.800
Oh my god? Else is back
because I couldn't organize the paperworking. Apparently

891
01:15:58.840 --> 01:16:02.119
there's more from like you here.
It's all right, I did the same

892
01:16:02.199 --> 01:16:08.279
thing. You'll see you in a
minute. Oh, welcome back, Mikey

893
01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:13.159
wheels Um. He was listening to
uh our archives. He was listening to

894
01:16:13.159 --> 01:16:16.720
the miscryptid and refreshed himself with the
Chon chon And when he googled it,

895
01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:20.439
he realized there was something familiar about
it, and he remembered that the antagonist

896
01:16:20.520 --> 01:16:24.560
at the end of Reanimator too.
Now, I never saw reanimat or two.

897
01:16:24.560 --> 01:16:26.479
I saw Reanimator one a bunch when
I was a kid. It was

898
01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:28.520
one of my favorite movies growing up. He's to watch a lot of horror

899
01:16:28.560 --> 01:16:30.840
movies. Um, but it was
a guy was turned into a severed head

900
01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:34.960
with bat wings attached to it.
He wants to know, is such a

901
01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:41.159
coincidence even possible? Yes? It
is. Wow. Yeah, Well,

902
01:16:41.239 --> 01:16:45.760
I'll see people there. There's they're
sneaking. They're sneaking the Chancho. I'll

903
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:47.720
popular media. They're getting you.
I'll climatized to it so that when the

904
01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:59.880
chos take over. I tell you
us from much payment. Swiftnicks similar as

905
01:17:00.960 --> 01:17:03.800
thrown up in the tone of the
Devil, tell me listen the once oh

906
01:17:04.000 --> 01:17:08.600
Silver. Now I see people as
as simple as that. If you don't

907
01:17:08.680 --> 01:17:12.520
arm yourselves, Sean Shohns will fly
down your chimney and take your children.

908
01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:15.760
Do you love your children, America? It's a simple question. But if

909
01:17:15.760 --> 01:17:18.520
we don't love your children, there's
no problem. Mikey Wheels also hits us

910
01:17:18.600 --> 01:17:25.600
up with uh listen to our Philadelphia
episode the Philadelphia Experiment. The la la

911
01:17:25.880 --> 01:17:30.399
arna is pronounced yeah laarona two else
together. In Spanish, baker ysend like

912
01:17:30.520 --> 01:17:35.239
elpoyo loco. The name of Laarona
tends to be translated as the weeping woman.

913
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:40.239
It's a famous Mexican folk tale,
so apparently, which is weird because

914
01:17:40.279 --> 01:17:42.039
as I read this, I was
like a little oh yeah, yeah,

915
01:17:42.119 --> 01:17:45.199
Laurona. I must have at some
point been like la la rona dude,

916
01:17:45.239 --> 01:17:54.319
dude, look up the lyrics to
my Sharona and know that you can never

917
01:17:54.399 --> 01:17:59.680
sing it out loud again. Yeah, it's so, my little pretty one.

918
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:05.000
What I mean, it's something about
about his excitement running up the length

919
01:18:05.039 --> 01:18:12.479
of his thigh, Sharona never gonna
stop. Something something something about that he

920
01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:15.880
always gets turned on by the touch
of the younger kind. Oh yeah,

921
01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:19.439
I mean yep, yikes. I
don't know. I you know, I

922
01:18:19.479 --> 01:18:23.399
should have looked that up before I
said it. But that's what it sounds

923
01:18:23.479 --> 01:18:27.199
like. If I'm wrong, so
be it. So thank you very much,

924
01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:31.840
Mikey Wheels. One thing that's popped
into my head, uh that I'm

925
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:36.520
thinking about for a while is I
got called to task in our King Arthur

926
01:18:36.560 --> 01:18:42.520
episode for not using I don't I
got a lot going on. You know,

927
01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:44.880
you're busy. I'm busy. I
got a full time job. You

928
01:18:44.960 --> 01:18:46.319
know, I'm trying to pay off
student loans. But note that in that

929
01:18:46.560 --> 01:18:51.600
is because I gotta find King Off
and I did not bring him back up.

930
01:18:54.319 --> 01:18:57.800
I gotta find you out. No, this is this is a delicious

931
01:18:57.800 --> 01:18:59.920
cup of coffee. And thank you
very much. No, I don't.

932
01:19:00.000 --> 01:19:01.640
He didn't even want to get jittery. But if you'll, if you'll excuse

933
01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:08.840
me, I gotta I gotta find
King Atha. My brothers are gonna beat

934
01:19:08.920 --> 01:19:13.119
me senseless. It was such a
fun thing to do, and we completely

935
01:19:13.159 --> 01:19:17.039
spaced it. And before that,
I assigned myself to the penalty box.

936
01:19:17.479 --> 01:19:21.319
I mean you now, granted it
won't be on our triumphant return episode because

937
01:19:21.319 --> 01:19:26.359
I'll have a hard enough time speaking
oh man, or will it? Yeah?

938
01:19:26.840 --> 01:19:30.760
Wow? Double down? Wow,
we might have to try that.

939
01:19:30.960 --> 01:19:32.880
Yeah, you know what, I
take it back. Yeah, that's on

940
01:19:32.960 --> 01:19:36.560
our triumphant return unless we get really
drunken forget. But yeah, I'm going

941
01:19:36.640 --> 01:19:40.560
to the penalty box for not bringing
that character back because he should have been

942
01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:43.439
there and he wasn't. Wow,
we did him a giant to service.

943
01:19:43.479 --> 01:19:47.079
All he wants to do is find
King Afa floor what do you got speaking

944
01:19:47.159 --> 01:19:54.239
of rear rear lights? What tilS
rear taill lights? Is he backing up

945
01:19:54.680 --> 01:20:00.359
Scott b Yeah? Wait wait wait
wait wait already probably so um. Next

946
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:10.880
up on MTV raps, it's my
boy, Scott Scotty, how you live

947
01:20:10.960 --> 01:20:20.840
in scott By? That's pretty fun. Might have to make some more rap

948
01:20:20.880 --> 01:20:26.720
lyrics, like next time Scotty is
listening to the Voytage manuscript episode? Thanks?

949
01:20:26.760 --> 01:20:30.600
We should do more episode on manuscripts
in general. In fact, there's

950
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:35.079
one about a boy named Harry.
He was a wizard and one day he

951
01:20:35.239 --> 01:20:41.319
decided to dress up in girl robes
instead of the standard boy robe. What

952
01:20:42.119 --> 01:20:46.319
he kind of liked it. This
manuscript is about that. It's called the

953
01:20:47.279 --> 01:20:58.640
Boy Which Manuscript? Yeah, thank
you, Scott be it's my boy Scott.

954
01:21:05.399 --> 01:21:14.399
Got another one here, this one
from Mothman Meghan Whoamegan moth Megan moth

955
01:21:14.520 --> 01:21:18.800
McGan What if um what if she
um had rank in the uh the Rebel

956
01:21:18.840 --> 01:21:25.159
Alliance? Would she be mon moth
meganon moth Megan wan Yeah, okay,

957
01:21:25.319 --> 01:21:33.720
I think she's a lieutenant corporal Hi
Megan mon Mathmmegan Mothman Meganangman Magman Why does

958
01:21:33.800 --> 01:21:40.479
Magman sound dirty? Oh? Anyway, She says, our show has been

959
01:21:40.600 --> 01:21:44.199
helping her get through work and has
made her a hit with the ladies.

960
01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:49.000
Sweet, all right, what are
you doing with our podcast? Because we're

961
01:21:49.039 --> 01:21:53.800
not a hit with the ladies.
Can you tell us how you're using it?

962
01:21:54.159 --> 01:21:59.520
Please? He's using her powerful good
using be very explicit. Therese lots

963
01:21:59.520 --> 01:22:04.880
of detail. She'd like us to
talk about some genetic experiment conspiracies like man

964
01:22:04.960 --> 01:22:09.720
bear pig. That's all right,
half man, half bear, half pig.

965
01:22:09.840 --> 01:22:11.600
No, no, no, no, the one that's that's half pig,

966
01:22:12.079 --> 01:22:15.439
half man, half bear. You
know what, We're both wrong because

967
01:22:15.479 --> 01:22:17.520
I think I heard that it was
half bear, half man, half pig.

968
01:22:18.079 --> 01:22:21.520
Well, I mean that can't work
because it's got a word, probably

969
01:22:21.600 --> 01:22:24.760
half bear. I agree with you
on that point, but I think it's

970
01:22:24.960 --> 01:22:28.800
it's half pig half man. Well, well, you know that's why we

971
01:22:28.840 --> 01:22:31.000
have to do the research. It's
right, good, she says. Personally,

972
01:22:31.079 --> 01:22:35.279
She owes her survival two bacteria that's
been genetically modified to produce insulin.

973
01:22:35.840 --> 01:22:41.359
Sweet, there you go, there
you go, suck at GMOs, GMO

974
01:22:41.439 --> 01:22:45.039
haters, or maybe something about human
cloning, because she just finished orphan Black

975
01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:49.800
Orphan Black's great. You know,
my friend liked it so much he sent

976
01:22:49.880 --> 01:22:53.239
it to me on DVD. And
I'm halfway through the first season. Dude,

977
01:22:53.239 --> 01:22:56.039
you gotta keep going. Annie and
I love it. Okay, we

978
01:22:56.279 --> 01:22:59.439
absolutely love it. Only think that
the main girl does a great job on

979
01:22:59.520 --> 01:23:04.079
their Uh. She says, long
story short t l DR. GenEx is

980
01:23:04.119 --> 01:23:08.680
fabulous. Please tell me why I
should be terrified of it? Shouldn't You

981
01:23:08.720 --> 01:23:12.359
shouldn't. Okay, we'll see.
We'll see about that. Yeah, we're

982
01:23:12.439 --> 01:23:15.319
definitely, We're definitely gonna have you
know what genetics kills bees, We're gonna

983
01:23:15.359 --> 01:23:20.079
have a man you are tangling with
an entomology. You know what we're gonna

984
01:23:20.119 --> 01:23:21.800
have to do that we're gonna have
to do. We're gonna do Bees.

985
01:23:23.279 --> 01:23:38.199
Bees twenty fifteen, Season four Bees. Tell them what they've won? Wow?

986
01:23:38.359 --> 01:23:43.520
Okay. Also Munday and superpower sweet
being able to talk to all animals

987
01:23:43.600 --> 01:23:50.359
that are currently attacking you. Oh
my god, I would be able to

988
01:23:50.399 --> 01:23:54.840
talk to your dog all the time. Yeah, you guys would be best

989
01:23:54.880 --> 01:24:00.960
friends. Thank you, Mothman not
a Sandhill crane man. Thank you,

990
01:24:00.159 --> 01:24:06.239
Megan. That's awesome. I've god
listener mail from the Atom first Man.

991
01:24:10.319 --> 01:24:19.279
That's all I'm going to say about
Adam first Man, Gooden Talgden. Not

992
01:24:19.520 --> 01:24:24.359
much to say no puns today.
Please tell me the rest of this rhyme

993
01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:28.319
so it'd be so great. It
doesn't though, not much to say no

994
01:24:28.560 --> 01:24:34.680
puns to day. I just wanted
to say that during the business plot episode,

995
01:24:34.680 --> 01:24:39.439
when you guys used my name outside
of a listener mail segment, well

996
01:24:39.479 --> 01:24:45.039
that just about made my day tip
of the hatink. I reacted to that

997
01:24:45.159 --> 01:24:47.600
like a preteen in the front row
of a one direction concert. I usually

998
01:24:47.600 --> 01:24:50.880
listened to the show on my lunch
break at work, and it really really

999
01:24:50.960 --> 01:24:54.880
freaked out the other patrons at Chipotle. But what are you gonna do?

1000
01:24:55.239 --> 01:24:59.039
You know, what what are you
gonna You don't you don't need the approval

1001
01:24:59.239 --> 01:25:04.359
of other chippe like Burrito eat is
Barrita. Also, he started using some

1002
01:25:04.479 --> 01:25:09.439
of our voices, friend PC's in
his Dungeons and Dragons game. Nice.

1003
01:25:09.840 --> 01:25:13.560
He's a fifteen year dungeon master and
the hardest part about running table dot games

1004
01:25:13.640 --> 01:25:16.840
is creating interesting characters that the players
will remember. So he started plagiarizing the

1005
01:25:16.960 --> 01:25:21.560
shit out of both of us,
Yes, including Sergeant Garcia as a paladin

1006
01:25:23.319 --> 01:25:27.560
and everybody loves him. Jeff's probably
going to end up being a necromancer,

1007
01:25:27.640 --> 01:25:33.000
so that'll be fun. That's awesome, still terribly yours Hatam Verstman. That's

1008
01:25:33.119 --> 01:25:39.439
righteous dun Kishi Adam. You know
the Flora and I just recently started playing

1009
01:25:39.479 --> 01:25:42.520
in a D and D game,
right, and we've been having a lot

1010
01:25:42.560 --> 01:25:45.319
of fun with it. It's been
a real hoot. Uh. I went

1011
01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:48.600
with a dwarven ranger. Now,
I've never I've never really played much D

1012
01:25:48.640 --> 01:25:51.359
and D. I tried it once
a couple of years ago when the fourth

1013
01:25:51.520 --> 01:25:55.840
edition came out. Um Ken heighth
and some friends were like, hey,

1014
01:25:55.880 --> 01:25:58.880
we're trying this, and I'd never
played DND before. So we did that

1015
01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:01.800
for a while and then um so
I got invited this. It's a three

1016
01:26:01.880 --> 01:26:08.039
playing three point five, that's it. Yeah, and yeah, Flora's a

1017
01:26:08.119 --> 01:26:11.640
Druid. I'm a druid. I'm
a I'm a dwarf and ranger, which

1018
01:26:11.720 --> 01:26:15.319
the rules support. That's a thing. It's been a who We've been having

1019
01:26:15.359 --> 01:26:17.960
a ton of fun with it.
So I'm just saying, Roland twenties,

1020
01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:23.760
brother, Roland twenties, you see
me rule. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

1021
01:26:23.880 --> 01:26:28.640
This is one of the things that
uh mothman Meghan leaves out when she's

1022
01:26:29.199 --> 01:26:34.119
using our podcast. Yeah. Uh
let's see. So thank you, Adam

1023
01:26:34.199 --> 01:26:42.000
Fast Saidam heard from Ronda, who
don't do it. She gets it all

1024
01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:47.640
the time. Okay, just Ronda, I can't, I won't do it.

1025
01:26:48.279 --> 01:26:50.840
Do you just need to start reading
that email because we can only hold

1026
01:26:50.880 --> 01:26:56.760
out for so long. Okay,
she says, I recently began listening to

1027
01:26:56.800 --> 01:27:00.039
the podcast and it is her favorite. Yo. She lestens while she's driving

1028
01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:06.359
to and from downtown Jacksonville, Nice, Florida, because she hates traffic and

1029
01:27:06.640 --> 01:27:11.039
the podcast keeps her from losing it. She told her husband, who is

1030
01:27:11.039 --> 01:27:14.479
also a Dave, that he has
to start listening. He does, he

1031
01:27:14.560 --> 01:27:16.560
does, he does part of the
Dave code. She says, the puns

1032
01:27:16.600 --> 01:27:21.239
are best even when they're terrible.
That's the beautiful, the beauty of a

1033
01:27:21.279 --> 01:27:26.039
pun. Oh. She says she's
only listened to a few episodes so far,

1034
01:27:26.319 --> 01:27:29.840
but the Dracula Dossie episode has to
be your favorite. Sweet, very

1035
01:27:29.880 --> 01:27:31.560
cool. Well, I'm gonna give
a high five to Ken Hit next time

1036
01:27:31.560 --> 01:27:34.600
I see him. She has.
She hopes we don't mind. She's added

1037
01:27:34.720 --> 01:27:40.359
us to her list of the daves. I know these are the days of

1038
01:27:40.399 --> 01:27:44.560
the days. I very cool,
awesome, Thank you, Ronda, get

1039
01:27:44.640 --> 01:27:47.359
yeah, get on back through that
back backlog and try to hate us.

1040
01:27:48.840 --> 01:27:56.760
Speaking of working through the entire catalog, got a new writer, Innocent Sin.

1041
01:27:58.880 --> 01:28:00.960
It implies you didn't know what you
were doing at the time you committed

1042
01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:06.560
it. We'll leave that to the
jury. Innocence in and writ says,

1043
01:28:06.600 --> 01:28:11.359
Hey, they're Blurri's marathon all of
your episodes recently and decided to drop a

1044
01:28:11.439 --> 01:28:15.079
couple of lines all of the episodes. That's a ton of work, So

1045
01:28:15.239 --> 01:28:18.159
thank you for that alone. Out
of all the spooky stuff you've covered,

1046
01:28:18.159 --> 01:28:20.760
I have to say that the Outlove
Pass and strange Sounds are probably the ones

1047
01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:24.640
that make me uncomfortable the most.
Well, that's what we go for,

1048
01:28:24.880 --> 01:28:28.399
is, yeah, a good feeling
of discomfort. The latter is because I

1049
01:28:28.520 --> 01:28:31.479
personally had encounters with weird sounds in
the night that could probably be explained by

1050
01:28:31.520 --> 01:28:35.199
somebody doing construction at four am in
the morning for some reason. And the

1051
01:28:35.279 --> 01:28:41.359
Outlove Path is a perfect combination of
events where there's no easy explanation but for

1052
01:28:41.479 --> 01:28:43.720
the facts that are there. Yeah, it's just it is. It's a

1053
01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:48.680
it's a great and spooky mystery.
And some show suggestions tong Gusk episode which

1054
01:28:48.680 --> 01:28:53.319
we taught, We touched on a
little bit with Our Cauldron's episode living in

1055
01:28:53.399 --> 01:28:58.119
an ex Soviet country Latvia or Latveria. If our Lord and Master is around,

1056
01:29:00.880 --> 01:29:04.640
is that a doctor? That's a
doctor in reference righteous I was always

1057
01:29:04.680 --> 01:29:08.960
spooked by wherever whatever weird happens in
Russia that they may or may not be

1058
01:29:09.079 --> 01:29:13.199
responsible for. Not that I'm paranoid
that the Commies are coming back, though

1059
01:29:13.239 --> 01:29:16.119
I probably should be with recent events. It just hints a bit closer to

1060
01:29:16.239 --> 01:29:20.199
home than say the Jersey Devil.
The other suggestion was that probably doing that's

1061
01:29:20.239 --> 01:29:26.079
probably been mentioned hundreds of times as
Carl Young, despite not being particularly mysterious

1062
01:29:26.119 --> 01:29:29.960
Young and Old, Young and Old
CJ had some weird ideas, and if

1063
01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:32.439
he was a Spanish porn star,
his name would still be Carl Young.

1064
01:29:33.279 --> 01:29:42.800
Yeah, but I'm just saying all
around young fanboy Cuba disregard uh well,

1065
01:29:44.039 --> 01:29:47.439
spoilers. Yeah, you're gonna be
just fine. Yeah, that bullet,

1066
01:29:47.520 --> 01:29:53.720
that bullet might already be in the
clip. It's it's in the chamber spin

1067
01:29:54.319 --> 01:29:57.520
when you get your blindfold on and
Okay, it's going too far. Yeah,

1068
01:29:57.800 --> 01:30:00.119
well it's going too far. You
need to pay those guys there.

1069
01:30:01.439 --> 01:30:04.239
Anyway, I really enjoy all the
work and hope keep it up. Yes,

1070
01:30:04.359 --> 01:30:08.000
as a Russian speaking person, I
have to say that your pronunciation of

1071
01:30:08.079 --> 01:30:11.439
Russian names and words is a lot
better than you usually expect, and your

1072
01:30:11.479 --> 01:30:15.920
fake, slightly offensive Russian accents are
not more fake or offensive than others you

1073
01:30:16.039 --> 01:30:21.319
do. I'll take it. I'll
take it's right. That means well,

1074
01:30:21.560 --> 01:30:26.359
we'll keep doing it. And yuck? Will you right in the pa?

1075
01:30:28.119 --> 01:30:31.520
Oh dupe? So thank you innocent
soon, Yes, thank you innocence.

1076
01:30:32.399 --> 01:30:40.640
Hey, I heard from Katie.
Oh hi Katie, Katie. Sorry Katie,

1077
01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:44.159
You're gonna have to give us more
than that if you really want us

1078
01:30:44.159 --> 01:30:47.239
to make it fun of your name. I'm not gonna say your last name

1079
01:30:47.279 --> 01:30:54.720
out of anonymity's sake. Because Katie
master thief. Here you go prowling through

1080
01:30:54.800 --> 01:30:59.199
the roofs. She explicitly said,
use my home name. My name is

1081
01:30:59.359 --> 01:31:04.279
Catherine j a master thief. Call
me Katie. So this message is don't

1082
01:31:04.399 --> 01:31:12.439
call me master thief, Katie.
Everyone will know Katie master thief. Ironically,

1083
01:31:12.520 --> 01:31:15.479
she's a security guard. Oh what
you got, Katie, Katie says,

1084
01:31:15.720 --> 01:31:19.000
Dear David, David, that's us. You guys make my commute to

1085
01:31:19.039 --> 01:31:24.520
work a blast. Who who?
She says. Her boyfriend introduced her to

1086
01:31:24.840 --> 01:31:28.279
the podcast. That's a solid boyfriend, Katie. You gotta keep her.

1087
01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:31.319
Keep him. When you find someone
special that shows you what inter Debt can

1088
01:31:31.640 --> 01:31:36.119
entertain you with for free, you
gotta hang on to that. Her first

1089
01:31:36.159 --> 01:31:40.560
episode was Springhill Jack. What a
great episode to start with. Yeah,

1090
01:31:40.800 --> 01:31:43.920
I think it's interesting that to think
that. I don't know, Like,

1091
01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:46.880
my assumption is always that people just
listen to whatever the most recent episode is,

1092
01:31:46.960 --> 01:31:49.560
but that's never the case. That's
never how it works. Well me,

1093
01:31:49.760 --> 01:31:54.000
I think people find us from what
they want to listen to first,

1094
01:31:54.600 --> 01:32:01.520
and then they just instead. Yeah, I didn't. She had to get

1095
01:32:01.560 --> 01:32:05.159
the praise out of the way because
the rest of Oh wait, oh I

1096
01:32:05.199 --> 01:32:11.760
guess, Oh, we're all out
of time. Oh another one from Mikey

1097
01:32:11.760 --> 01:32:18.199
Wheels, because here we go.
In the Yokai episode, we mentioned Kappa,

1098
01:32:18.479 --> 01:32:23.520
but no means of protecting ourselves from
it. Oh. It turns out

1099
01:32:23.560 --> 01:32:26.520
they are obsessed with politeness. So
if a person were to make a deep

1100
01:32:26.640 --> 01:32:30.840
bow, it would return the gesture, causing the water in the bowl in

1101
01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:35.399
its head to spill out. Without
its water, it's powerless and unable to

1102
01:32:35.520 --> 01:32:40.520
move, allowing the potential victim to
escape. She says she's not sure if

1103
01:32:40.600 --> 01:32:45.760
this is a penalty box, if
it's penalty boxworthy, but I Flora usually

1104
01:32:45.840 --> 01:32:47.720
give the safety tips. I was
just gonna say, if it's anybody's fault,

1105
01:32:47.720 --> 01:32:51.279
it's yours, because you are the
antidotes guy. Yeah, I could

1106
01:32:51.279 --> 01:32:56.039
have sworn. I mentioned that making
it bend over would have spilled the water,

1107
01:32:56.159 --> 01:32:59.600
but you didn't, Okay. I
distinctly remember, and you never mentioning

1108
01:32:59.640 --> 01:33:01.840
that. Do you really just shrink? You remember the Okay episode, every

1109
01:33:01.880 --> 01:33:04.119
single bit of it. Yeah,
I've got a really great memory, you

1110
01:33:04.199 --> 01:33:09.359
do, don't you. Um,
I'll take it. I'll take it on

1111
01:33:09.439 --> 01:33:11.920
the chin. I'll add it.
You know what, I'll probably jump in

1112
01:33:11.920 --> 01:33:15.199
the penalty box for the for the
drunk drunks minute. Peo won't jump anywhere.

1113
01:33:15.199 --> 01:33:18.640
You'll fall into it. Shut up. Monday's superpower, Yeah, the

1114
01:33:18.760 --> 01:33:23.560
ability to make someone believe they have
ice cream in their car and can no

1115
01:33:23.680 --> 01:33:28.600
longer run errands for fear it might
melt. I like that. That's all

1116
01:33:28.760 --> 01:33:31.319
great mind control, that is.
And she's also got a T shirt request.

1117
01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:38.800
Oh yeah, she wants the Grimlin
saying y'all should lee. I like

1118
01:33:38.960 --> 01:33:42.319
that. Wow, thank you,
Katie, Thank you, Katie, Katie

1119
01:33:42.359 --> 01:33:53.119
mass. In the summertime, everybody
wants me put me in a drink,

1120
01:33:54.239 --> 01:33:58.439
just to refresh yourself. But here
in a long cold winter, the only

1121
01:33:58.479 --> 01:34:01.600
people that want me around are already
drunk, maybe with a little bit of

1122
01:34:01.680 --> 01:34:06.439
vodka, maybe a twist with it
bourbon. Maybe it's not my problem.

1123
01:34:06.520 --> 01:34:15.720
Maybe it's society. But maybe it's
just because I'm a dark lemon new Angle.

1124
01:34:15.079 --> 01:34:17.720
Yeah, like I was trying to
I mean, I used to try

1125
01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:21.039
to include you on that, but
you hate him so much for no reason.

1126
01:34:25.800 --> 01:34:33.359
Who dark lemons got a pun for
us? Says gentlemen, really really

1127
01:34:33.439 --> 01:34:39.279
enjoyed the Psychokinesis episode, um,
laughing so much it was almost dangerous driving

1128
01:34:39.920 --> 01:34:45.479
careful. But mister Flora won no. Um. Why the hatred for Reno?

1129
01:34:47.319 --> 01:34:50.199
I actually I think at all.
I think I was the one who

1130
01:34:50.279 --> 01:34:55.159
was making fun of Reno. I
think, especially when Rino has so many

1131
01:34:55.239 --> 01:34:59.720
centers of excellence for parascientific research,
I'm actually behind one such experiment whereby a

1132
01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:02.800
her records dice outcomes whilst I send
good and bad vibes across the pond.

1133
01:35:03.479 --> 01:35:11.920
He got a man in Reno just
to watch some die. He funded this

1134
01:35:12.039 --> 01:35:25.039
with a cash grant. Oh that
is good. Well, I'm sorry,

1135
01:35:25.119 --> 01:35:29.479
Dark Lemmon. You know what you
got coming. You know you can be

1136
01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:36.079
free. Oh that is awesome,
Thank you, Dark Lemonar. I love

1137
01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:43.720
Johnny Cash and I love Dark Lemon
Her from the meal r. Yeah,

1138
01:35:43.800 --> 01:35:47.520
I do declare you hurt yourself A
tail from the mill rat meal Rat,

1139
01:35:48.840 --> 01:35:51.319
Well, sit back a spell,
get yourself something to drink. As the

1140
01:35:51.359 --> 01:35:58.720
mill Rat's got a tail to spin
you. Oh that meal Rat love that

1141
01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:04.279
Millert was thinking how cool it would
be to hear a show dedicated to sleep

1142
01:36:04.359 --> 01:36:08.840
related paranormal experiences. There's a lot
on there. You. Yeah, there's

1143
01:36:09.039 --> 01:36:12.239
might wear as sleep paralysis, hypnopompia. I feel like, yeah, I

1144
01:36:12.279 --> 01:36:15.479
feel like we've we've we kind of
we duck by it on like five different

1145
01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:20.239
episodes. We kind of nudged into
it, but never really never taken a

1146
01:36:20.279 --> 01:36:26.760
direct hit. He says he's experienced
hypnopompia as a teenager. He awoke in

1147
01:36:26.840 --> 01:36:30.039
the middle of the night to find
a dead person standing across the room snarling

1148
01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:34.960
at him like a dog. Jesus. It was absolutely amazing how real and

1149
01:36:35.079 --> 01:36:39.800
detailed the image was, and he
initially thought, in his half awake state

1150
01:36:40.159 --> 01:36:44.439
that a very ugly, live person
had somehow gotten into his room. He

1151
01:36:44.600 --> 01:36:48.840
said, they exchanged a few words
and then it was gone, and that

1152
01:36:48.920 --> 01:36:53.520
put him in a tough spot because
he doesn't believe in life after death and

1153
01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:58.600
struggled for years trying to figure out
what had happened. Oh my god,

1154
01:36:58.680 --> 01:37:03.520
see that's why he why I couldn't
keep like a gun in a nightstand because

1155
01:37:04.479 --> 01:37:10.720
whoa that is terrifying a snarling dead
person. And then then talk to him,

1156
01:37:10.880 --> 01:37:15.319
Yeah, wow, you know what
though, full points for trying to

1157
01:37:15.439 --> 01:37:17.399
engage them and be like, hey, maybe I can deescalate this. Yeah,

1158
01:37:17.560 --> 01:37:20.560
what's going on? Brother? Hey
man, you need an I'd be

1159
01:37:20.600 --> 01:37:26.680
proofing your syste a classic technique saying
when you force s entry into my home

1160
01:37:26.760 --> 01:37:30.119
and snarl at me in my bedroom, it makes me feel afraid. Now,

1161
01:37:30.199 --> 01:37:35.640
how are you feeling about that?
Is that your intention? He's been

1162
01:37:35.840 --> 01:37:41.399
uh, spreading the good word to
friends and co workers, alike, So

1163
01:37:41.760 --> 01:37:45.680
thank you meal? Right your meal? Rat shoot from got an email from

1164
01:37:45.760 --> 01:37:50.960
Kelly Beart I haven't heard from and
sometimes, how did that go? Kwe

1165
01:37:51.079 --> 01:38:01.000
Bell? That's a speech impediment.
No, it's not Kweie Bell. Let's

1166
01:38:01.039 --> 01:38:06.600
see. Kelly Bear writes, Hello, David and Dave. You get first

1167
01:38:06.640 --> 01:38:13.000
building on that one, So what
hope. I've been trying to come up

1168
01:38:13.000 --> 01:38:15.720
with a useless superpower for ages,
but I realized the other day that I

1169
01:38:15.800 --> 01:38:17.840
actually have one of my own.
For real, if it was a snake,

1170
01:38:17.920 --> 01:38:21.760
it a bit. If someone asked
me the time, I don't check

1171
01:38:21.800 --> 01:38:28.399
a watch or mobile fund. I
just guess. I'm usually right within five

1172
01:38:28.479 --> 01:38:30.000
minutes. I don't know how or
why I can do this, but it

1173
01:38:30.000 --> 01:38:33.199
has amused my husband and my friends
for many years. At no point in

1174
01:38:33.319 --> 01:38:38.119
my life if I found this useful, are you kidding? In the post

1175
01:38:38.159 --> 01:38:44.279
apocalyptic America? You'll be an oracle. Also, Bob a Duck is great.

1176
01:38:45.039 --> 01:38:46.479
Love to know what your interpretation at
the ending is. Once you guys

1177
01:38:46.560 --> 01:38:50.279
watch it. Oh okay, so
you're at two months. Two months,

1178
01:38:50.359 --> 01:38:53.479
then we can like really go into
this. Because I haven't seen it yet,

1179
01:38:53.479 --> 01:38:57.319
I feel like it's too close to
spoiler. I don't know. Yeah,

1180
01:38:57.800 --> 01:39:01.479
it's not free yet. That's that's
I think one spoiler. Yeah,

1181
01:39:01.840 --> 01:39:05.560
okay, yeah whatever, yeah,
um thanks, we'll get there though,

1182
01:39:06.000 --> 01:39:09.479
Yeah, we certainly will because I
want to watch it still and we'll go

1183
01:39:09.560 --> 01:39:13.640
over it. Thanks for all the
ships and giggles shaggles, and keep doing

1184
01:39:13.720 --> 01:39:16.560
what you're doing. Those pod review
our souls. They clearly have no taste.

1185
01:39:16.720 --> 01:39:24.159
Agreed, Thank you, Killing Bill. That's so weird, so weird,

1186
01:39:25.560 --> 01:39:30.239
we old. Oh well, thank
you Kelly Beart rock ever onward.

1187
01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:35.640
Actually do have one more from our
good friend, goat Girl. Yeah,

1188
01:39:36.199 --> 01:39:41.199
hello, go girl. Goat Girl
sends massive congratulations with a cherry on top

1189
01:39:41.720 --> 01:39:46.039
for reaching the hilldoo mock, thank
you. Good girl has finally finished trawling

1190
01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:50.560
through the archives, which is a
massive feat. It is a huge,

1191
01:39:50.640 --> 01:39:56.560
massive feat. Oh I'm not I'm
not going to go down the path of

1192
01:39:56.640 --> 01:40:00.359
promising people anything, but anyone who
makes it through the entire archive deserves something,

1193
01:40:00.039 --> 01:40:03.359
even if it's just a well done
and I owe you a beer.

1194
01:40:03.720 --> 01:40:10.159
She had an exhibition over Saturnalia that
she'd been working on, but she did

1195
01:40:10.239 --> 01:40:15.600
find some time to send us some
puns on p K episode Oh sweet peka

1196
01:40:15.680 --> 01:40:20.680
puns, and also also was like, why didn't we mention carry That's a

1197
01:40:20.840 --> 01:40:24.319
that's a great point. It is
a good point. That is a classic

1198
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PK thing we were that That was
demo us Not to mention the old Stephen

1199
01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:33.359
King story of Kerry. Not to
mention how much I enjoy polling pigs blood

1200
01:40:33.359 --> 01:40:35.640
all over you every time you have
a formal event to show up to.

1201
01:40:36.279 --> 01:40:39.720
You'd think we would have put those
together. What are you gonna do?

1202
01:40:39.880 --> 01:40:45.079
Right right under nose? She heard
a number of psychics with their whistles in

1203
01:40:45.239 --> 01:40:48.960
acting roles before they went solo.
One of the more famous actor turned psychic

1204
01:40:49.119 --> 01:40:55.960
started a groundbreaking series about a vampire
slayer who could kill vampires with the power

1205
01:40:56.119 --> 01:41:00.760
of his mind. What Yeah,
it was Eurie Michelle Geller. After a

1206
01:41:00.800 --> 01:41:03.760
big night on the town drinking,
you'll probably get a little hungry for some

1207
01:41:04.119 --> 01:41:08.720
greasy food. If you're one of
the lucky ones, you have the power

1208
01:41:08.800 --> 01:41:16.039
to teleport the nearest kebab stand to
you, you have euro kinesis. I

1209
01:41:16.199 --> 01:41:26.279
like that heroess you. You may
also be lucky enough to have the power

1210
01:41:26.319 --> 01:41:32.359
to win any spelling be in any
language. It's called spell epathy. That

1211
01:41:32.560 --> 01:41:38.079
is a superpower that's totally super and
great. Or perhaps you would prefer the

1212
01:41:38.119 --> 01:41:42.920
power to move desserts at will,
presumably closer to your end of the dinner

1213
01:41:43.000 --> 01:41:53.600
table. It's the power of jelly
kinesis. I like that. She also

1214
01:41:53.680 --> 01:41:58.159
sends us a good suggestion that she
thought of when she listened to the hinter

1215
01:41:58.279 --> 01:42:04.279
Kaifak episode that was along the same
lines creepy mystery, all that good stuff

1216
01:42:04.840 --> 01:42:09.760
that I think you and I shall
look into and see what we can come

1217
01:42:09.880 --> 01:42:14.319
up with for that. Indeed,
and she said, we mentioned what we

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01:42:14.479 --> 01:42:17.479
do in the Shadows and the Baba
Duck, both of which she cannot recommend

1219
01:42:17.600 --> 01:42:23.680
highly enough. She says her friend
works for the South Australian Film Corporation and

1220
01:42:24.199 --> 01:42:28.279
worked on the set design for the
Baba Duck. Oh very cool. That's

1221
01:42:28.279 --> 01:42:31.079
awesome, you know, speaking of
the South Australian Film Corporation, I just

1222
01:42:32.199 --> 01:42:35.800
just recently found it myself, you
know, you only three years late,

1223
01:42:36.199 --> 01:42:41.960
and just showed to Flora today Danger
five and got him hooked on that.

1224
01:42:42.920 --> 01:42:45.279
I am going to plow through those
the rest of those episodes. Yeah,

1225
01:42:45.359 --> 01:42:50.079
that's awesome. Yeah, I'll tell
you what my beef with the Baba Duck

1226
01:42:50.279 --> 01:42:57.199
has nothing to do with the set
because I mean really they called it tastefully

1227
01:42:57.239 --> 01:43:00.920
appointed apartment. I didn't buy it
now. I thought everything looked great.

1228
01:43:01.000 --> 01:43:04.239
It was a really well made film. It really was. Uh and and

1229
01:43:04.479 --> 01:43:09.199
my beef was it with with it, which we'll get into, you know

1230
01:43:09.479 --> 01:43:14.640
at some point down the line two
months was I think very a personal taste

1231
01:43:14.680 --> 01:43:24.159
thing. It doesn't say Flora has
none, right, anyways, that's really

1232
01:43:24.239 --> 01:43:28.479
cool. Her husband was genuinely creeped
out by it, which I can see

1233
01:43:29.000 --> 01:43:32.760
absolutely. You know, it definitely
has the creepy parts and says got to

1234
01:43:32.840 --> 01:43:38.560
have a mockumentary about New Zealand vampires
and werewolves if nothing else for the accents,

1235
01:43:38.800 --> 01:43:43.199
yea, uh go girl signing off, Thank you go girl, juice

1236
01:43:45.960 --> 01:43:50.039
my oh man, that that's gonna
do it. For the for the old

1237
01:43:50.119 --> 01:43:53.640
supplemental it's a it's a hefty one. That was. That was a lot

1238
01:43:53.680 --> 01:43:56.159
of listener mail. But now we're
caught up and we were still do our

1239
01:43:56.199 --> 01:44:00.760
best to stay caught up. But
more important than that, Flora, I

1240
01:44:00.680 --> 01:44:03.640
it's now we have to turn it
over to Flora, who is at our

1241
01:44:03.800 --> 01:44:12.359
podcast Nominee watch desk. Thanks Okay, really happy to be here bringing you

1242
01:44:12.479 --> 01:44:15.840
the news of this. I got
a little bit of good news bad news

1243
01:44:15.960 --> 01:44:17.479
for you here, bad bad news. First, David, can you hear

1244
01:44:17.560 --> 01:44:20.439
me? David? This is this
is Dave. Can you hear me?

1245
01:44:21.079 --> 01:44:26.239
Yeah? Well yeah, I think
you can. Maybe he can't hear here.

1246
01:44:26.359 --> 01:44:30.800
Oh Jesus Christ, there's a little
bit of a day. Let's what's

1247
01:44:30.840 --> 01:44:36.359
On's started on our podcast nomination uh
truly good news bad news. We asked

1248
01:44:36.399 --> 01:44:43.760
you guys to go and nominateds for
Best Produced and uh Science the science category.

1249
01:44:44.239 --> 01:44:48.000
We did not get nominated for Best
Produced, but we did get a

1250
01:44:48.079 --> 01:44:55.680
nomination for the Science podcast. Yeah. Who are the amazing people who will

1251
01:44:55.720 --> 01:44:59.279
be kicking the shit out of us
in this competition? There are I don't

1252
01:44:59.279 --> 01:45:01.279
know, they are quite few in
the category. Yeah, up for the

1253
01:45:01.479 --> 01:45:06.840
award of Best Science Podcast for the
twenty fifteen Podcast Awards. Yep, A

1254
01:45:06.960 --> 01:45:15.239
couple you may have heard of.
One of them is Radio Lab Radio Labs

1255
01:45:15.239 --> 01:45:18.720
in there another one. I don't
know if anybody's heard of this one or

1256
01:45:18.800 --> 01:45:24.439
not, but I think it's an
up and comer star talk with Neil Degrass

1257
01:45:24.520 --> 01:45:30.159
Tyson Grass Tyson is going to personally, whoop our asses couldn't be happier.

1258
01:45:30.479 --> 01:45:32.840
I want him to autograph his shoe
then kick my ass, so like there's

1259
01:45:32.880 --> 01:45:36.920
like a quick and pink ink transfer. That's how I'm going to get his

1260
01:45:36.960 --> 01:45:42.840
autograph. Yes, so nomine the
actual voting. This is something you guys

1261
01:45:42.920 --> 01:45:45.399
can can now go and vote for. Yeah. Well, I also grew

1262
01:45:45.479 --> 01:45:53.119
up against a Science Friday with Plato. There's a lot of good everything's good

1263
01:45:53.159 --> 01:45:56.359
in there, and then we got
in there. Everything good then us,

1264
01:45:57.439 --> 01:46:01.840
So it feels so bad for like
the people who are like, oh well,

1265
01:46:01.880 --> 01:46:05.800
I really like Science Friday and oh
Neil de grass Tyson is so enlightening.

1266
01:46:06.159 --> 01:46:15.359
Maybe i'll you what might blurry?
Sorry what how did these clowns?

1267
01:46:15.479 --> 01:46:18.720
Yeah? All right, so you
know it's it's tons of fun. But

1268
01:46:19.000 --> 01:46:23.199
you guys, you guys can be
involved in this starting on March fourth,

1269
01:46:23.319 --> 01:46:28.520
I believe you can vote for us
as best Science Podcast once a day.

1270
01:46:29.039 --> 01:46:32.199
Oh well that's what I'm doing yesterday
for I think, um for the month.

1271
01:46:32.279 --> 01:46:35.640
I think it ends towards the end
of March, we'll give you the

1272
01:46:35.680 --> 01:46:43.119
full Let's go down swinging people.
Yeah, go to Podcast Awards dot Com.

1273
01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:47.000
Go down to the science category and
vote for us for best. It'll

1274
01:46:47.119 --> 01:46:50.840
register your IP address, So if
you've got some fancy way of getting around

1275
01:46:50.880 --> 01:46:55.840
that, do it. But if
you well, we'll put the link on

1276
01:46:55.920 --> 01:46:59.439
our Facebook. Are like, we're
tearing down the website, so we couldn't

1277
01:46:59.439 --> 01:47:01.439
we can't do that, but we'll
put a link on the Facebook page and

1278
01:47:01.640 --> 01:47:05.000
we might maybe even refresh that weekly
so it's on top. That's right.

1279
01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:10.199
Yeah, But you can vote once
a day, and I think you even

1280
01:47:10.279 --> 01:47:12.640
have to. I think it sends
you an email to make sure you're not

1281
01:47:12.760 --> 01:47:15.960
a bot, and you have to
reply to the email to just say yes,

1282
01:47:15.000 --> 01:47:18.000
it's a person. But anyways,
you guys are great. You know

1283
01:47:18.039 --> 01:47:24.640
what you're doing, help us,
help us take the giants. Yeah,

1284
01:47:24.840 --> 01:47:30.359
we are, you know. It's
great to be the category. Let me

1285
01:47:30.439 --> 01:47:39.159
tell you about a little and it's
already broken, Flora. Let me tell

1286
01:47:39.199 --> 01:47:45.800
you story about a little tiny village
in eastern Mongolia. And well, what

1287
01:47:45.920 --> 01:47:50.039
a gentleman named Genghis showed up.
They laughed at him, They laughed at

1288
01:47:50.119 --> 01:47:55.159
him and said, there's no way
you could conquer us. That man's name

1289
01:47:55.279 --> 01:47:58.560
was Genghis Khan, and he did
conquer them, and every other village,

1290
01:47:58.640 --> 01:48:01.720
and he waited through a river of
blood until he stood upon a mountain made

1291
01:48:01.760 --> 01:48:05.680
of corpses and look down upon all
he saw and knew that it was his

1292
01:48:06.079 --> 01:48:12.640
and he laughed, ha ha.
And now you got some of his blood

1293
01:48:12.680 --> 01:48:15.159
in you. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, what's the percentage on that?

1294
01:48:15.359 --> 01:48:19.520
I don't know enough enough. We're
all related to Genghis Khan because that's

1295
01:48:19.520 --> 01:48:23.680
how bad ass he was. And
so you can help us be like Genghis

1296
01:48:23.720 --> 01:48:27.840
Khan and lade through a river of
digital blood. Right now, we're a

1297
01:48:27.920 --> 01:48:30.399
couple of little tim legends. You
need to go in there and make us

1298
01:48:30.479 --> 01:48:35.199
cons that's right, Dual Khan,
Dual Khan, we'll rain is two kings,

1299
01:48:35.520 --> 01:48:40.640
all right, that's gonna do it. This This episode's pretty jam passed.

1300
01:48:40.680 --> 01:48:42.000
Yeah, that's a big one.
This is a big one. So

1301
01:48:42.079 --> 01:48:45.800
well, no no more, jebbil
jabble. You guys are wonderful. That'll

1302
01:48:45.840 --> 01:48:47.560
do it for for listen. Oh, I think we we've got a few

1303
01:48:47.600 --> 01:48:51.319
more that have come in um,
but we'll we'll get them in the regular.

1304
01:48:51.520 --> 01:48:55.079
Yeah, you'll get it on the
regular, maybe even while we're drunk

1305
01:48:55.239 --> 01:48:57.680
on the rogue. Yeah, you
want us to slur through some stuff.

1306
01:48:57.720 --> 01:49:01.119
We'll do it. So, thank
y'all, Thank everybody. I'll talk at

1307
01:49:01.199 --> 01:49:04.560
you next time. Yeah, I
guess. For this extrasode, I've been

1308
01:49:04.840 --> 01:49:13.880
David flawless Dutch accent Stecco, and
I've been David Flawlesser's Dutch accent Flora Flawlesser

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01:49:14.439 --> 01:49:19.880
Perfect. Bye Everybody, Bye bye
everybody, Bye yeah to bye bye