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Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thank you for
getting your pod on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship and lots of people over the weekend. I
want to give a shout out to the Fairport Village shuttle. It's actual little
golf carts that will take you around. I escaped out of Moultconery, like
literally escaped, went out the back, back through the kitchen, out the
side, up the front boom. I was trying to lose some people.
A mob it out. I was literally trying to lose so funny. And
then I went out and I got into this golf cart and then they had
the big plastic heavy sides. It was. It was awesome. I drove
and the person ran down over from here but the Fairport Village and it was
it a good Saint Patrick's Day weekend for everybody. It was. It was
a weekend. Yeah, it was a weekend. So yeah, I I
love Saint Patrick's. Did you meet more people or drink more guinness? How
many? Well? I don't know, man, I haven't done a Saturday
like that. And in a long time, Like I was ten o'clock,
started drinking and I went home at nine. So I can't fucking do that.
Well you're not drinking, like you're not. I did no shots.
Oh okay, So I didn't do any shots and it was just a lot
of Uh I could do ten eleven hours. Yeah, I just patient yourself.
Yeah, and then I ate in there you were doing shots. They
just were mixed with other things. Oh, I don't even know that because
we started a own playing the cop it was ginger ale. We don't get
done to about eleven, so it's about ten about the same thing. Yeah,
yeah, shots, isn't it? No shots? There is no shots
involved. I'm good. I'm I am too, Matt. I could do
the same season. Yeah, livered like yeah, Now you know what's funny
is last week you brought something up. You brought up? Can I bring
it up again? Or is this going to get your life? I don't
know what was where you checked into the place, the cigar place. And
then the person said, So, I had a woman contact me and she
said to me, I want you to think about that for a second.
I want you to think that if if the roles were reversed and it was
the chick and some guy who was an accident, she wrote, and I
went, oh, well, that's why I'm a dumb house ape. I
didn't think. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about it.
Mart right on that. I think no one ever said she was wrong.
Well, no, no, no, no, I was trying to figure
out in my head, like I didn't think it was that big deal either,
because even Laura's like, Laura, Laura, what's this? I know
it didn't help you. I know. There was also something that was said
back to her. I'm opposedly he doesn't remember. That's probably what did it.
I don't remember either. Who doesn't remember? Diasked her. There was
just something that probably shouldn't have been said, but it wasn't. It wasn't
I'll be here for a while happened, which probably doesn't seem like a big
deal until and two that it's a woman at n an X in an X
the X part Now, Kevin sent me a very interesting uh was this a
conversation you were having via text's a friend A friend of mine had a conversation
with this morning. Yes, okay, so all right, I'm missing a
whole bunch of texts that came in while I was in boxing, So forgive
me, mister popularity. No, no, no, So this this is
a text We ran into an ex of his while out of whose son a
friend. He's okay, so he's yeah, this is somebody that Kevin knows.
This is the woman writing you yes, and Kevin writes back, Uh,
I felt like she was out of line. He didn't figured it out
when when sober? What did she say? They were talking alone for a
half hour, so I don't know what was said, but she was super
thank you dude, No, please give we need to help you. Guys.
I would be dead if I did that. No ship, if she
did it, we'd have a problem. Yes, we would, yes about
and you know how women get touchy that familiarity. I agree. Uh so
this goes on. But here's the thing in this conversation, Kevin, I
don't know if you picked up on it. She says in here that she
the woman, didn't know that your friend was his girlfriend. So he never
that, He never never offered that he's at fault. He is this guy
man. If he introduced him, that kind of takes a little takes pressure
off the whole thing. If you introduce them. That happened to me on
on on what they I dropped on merry enough, somebody came up to it
to me and I introduced him and that was it. Right away. It
was questioned, nothing that you have to do. Did you see my favorite
part of that text when she finally confronted the girl a little bit from across
the bar? I think it's in the first one of the second screenshot,
the first one of the second screenshot. Okay, uh, I need to
know what you said, Uh, that it was nasty behavior to touch someone's
boyfriend. If he wanted her, they'd still be together. There's a little
bit they keep going, there's a little there's another line in there that I
could smell her rotten bad from the end of the bar. She just continued
to do it when I wasn't looking. Okay, But again here we go.
We blame the girl right away. This girl has no idea he has
a girlfriend or fiance right right, So why is the girl's fault? So
why she got a rotten vagina? It's not him, that's a piece of
shit. He knows. I think they're both, I mean, but I
don't think he's gonna say something. But yep, the other girl didn't know
at the time that she's touching his arm or anything that he has a girlfriend.
But you gotta as soon as that happens, you got to say he
has he absolutely, So again she's talking about the girls of Vagina rotting.
Why is the girl's fault? Why is automatically she going to be a bit
to this girl? Did she really say to her that I could smell your
rotten? I would believe knowing this person. Yes, she said it to
the ex girl fund, right, the new girl fund. That would be
That's what I'm saying. Why that's like you get punched in the face for
saying something like that. And what did this woman do? She doesn't know
he has a girlfriend or fiance, whatever you want to call it. People.
Yeah, but if they're why, I don't know. Afterwards you got
to say something. Again, it's both, but I got to say something.
I'm saying something to the guy. I think the guy is the one
to fall here. I might say, hey, just so you know,
I'm his fiance and I don't appreciate the contact, But you didn't know was
Now if she wants to be disrespectful after that, then you can say what
you gotta say, but up until that point, she's got to be given
a fair shot. She has no idea this guy's got somebody right as well,
she knows he's single. I mean, she's like a little drunk.
I can't agree with that. That line of thinking I totally get because we
often though always always like I never understood when a guy like flips out his
girlfriend is either doing something either inappropriate or sort of flirtatsous when another guy and
I go, what is the why are you getting mad at the girl when
it's the guy, Like the chick gets mad at the other girl if he
cheats or he flirts or hey, it's him, shouldn't he say that or
shouldn't that be? Why? Even why even lower yourself? So is having
a half hour conversation with I was fiance right there? And again, why
do you introduce it? Now? Listen, A lot of times Natalie knows
me, I'll walk up to me and I'll be like talking to him and
I have no idea who they are, yes, And she knows she's got
to step up and say I'm sorry, he's rude. I'm Natalie, And
most of the time I don't remember who the person is, right, and
that can happen a lot, or or you or you over to because you
got to try to figure out what this person's name is. Well, then
she'll say, oh, my name is Nantala. They'll say, oh,
I'm so and so, and hopefully it clicks. Sometimes it does, sometimes
it does. Have you ever said now? Sometimes people will clue in on
my apbsent mindedness, as I would say like, uh, hey, uh
this is Matt Matt or Matt this is you know whomever? Right, I
go, oh, this is Matt Matt Reees, this is whomever. And
they would then introduce themself. Oh hi, man, I'm so and so
right like that, Yeah, okay, I've never tried to do it myself.
Yeah, I would usually say, or I would go, this is
my girlfriend. Uh hey, let me introduce you my girlfriend. And then
they would come back with a couple of times because but I'm wondering from the
beginning, I'm the worst. You could tie him too, you see so
good twenty times and I'll still forget it, and I'm usually about playing it
off. But there's a couple of times somebody will say, you don't remember
me, Sorry, I don't I don't. Yeah, but I have a
bar drink a lot. Yeah, that's just it. I think people they
don't get upset, do they know? No, everybody's usually cool about it.
Yeah, because they would you say, about fifty to fifty or a
half the time you're meeting somebody that you've had a few drinks and might not
remember as much. Thirty percent, I know who it is, seventy I
don't. A lot of people just know me from just knowing of course,
or knowing me through market and stuff like that. It's funny, Matt says
that because I have friends asked me how Mad is or how Mad's. Don't
have no idea how man is because they followed They've followed us on Facebook for
the last seven years, so they think they know him. Well, they
kind of, I mean in a way or what you want them to know
of you. You know, and you're fairly open on things. Yeah,
yeah, very open. Well, I mean no, I'm sure there's things
you don't talk about. But I think, like, you know, the
cool shit with your house, like from that or something going on at the
restaurant or hey we went out to eat. I mean, you can like
get a nice vibe from Matt. You kind of see what he's about and
see I could see where you feel like you know him. Yeah, yeah,
I could totally realissle that guy is what they're thinking. But that's all
right. I doubt that at all. Does anybody mind if we do that?
So a friend of mine, Chris Benson, his wife actually reached out
to me. His mom passed away. His mom, Judy, passed away,
but she was a long time dealing with, you know, living with
cancer and going through stuff. They were down South Carolina, but she would
come up just a big personality with dire hair, different and do all kinds
just fun. Lady enjoyed the uh fireball, So every once in a while
the would be fireball shots and uh, if anybody doesn't mind, we have
fireball, we do a fireball shot for for Chris Benson's mom. Hell,
little pitball underneath? What's that little pitbull underneath? Oh yeah, maybe we'll
do that in a little bit. We can Marcoleos pitbull, we can three
whatever. Do you like Bruno Mars? Yes, yeah, I'm not a
huge fan, but I do talented guy. You know what I'm reading now,
I don't know if this is true or not. I can't find it
really verified other than this one article, and they're even saying we're not sure.
But the rumor is he is fifty million dollars in gambling debt to the
MGM casinos, but they're paying him ninety million. He just opened a cocktail
lounge in one of their other ones, called the Pinky Ring. So even
if he got forty million and it just made the debts go away, I
don't know. He loves playing poker, He's been very open about that,
but could I mean, how much do you have to lose one hands?
Are you betting to get fifty million dollars? It's just a rumor. I
can't find any confirmation, butout it I was like it might be beneficially greg
though on a couple of years. Holy shit, it's terrible. It's wild,
right, unless you're talking to a guy who I do. I'm a
blackjack guy or your blackjack guy guy. And there was nights who I'd walk
in the casino and lose four grand and just not think twice about it.
Yeah, and I did it a lot, a lot. I used to
make a lot of money, so I did it a lot. But now
looking back, I want to kick myself, you know, and I can't
control it now. But it's a disease. Yeah, an addiction. It
is, Well, you must feel like you can always get it the next
time you did it. The next I always think you're gonna come back.
I would feel like Blackjack to me feels like more of a game of chance
than it is than they say. It's the best uh in the house as
far as the odds though, But poker obviously is a little different. Man.
I don't have the patience. I don't have the patience for poker either.
They go way too long and you gotta you're sitting there. But yeah,
Brunal, undred fifty million dollars, you can't find it anywhere, Huh,
you can't. I can't find anything that's gonna give you a credible source.
This is like some off article. And even there, it's like Veto's
not a good enough source for They're pretty they keep that stuff pretty tight though
at the casinos. Yeah, bru recent broken army. They right here.
He has not been shy in the past about his taste for games. Uh.
During an appearance in Carpool Karaoke, he talked about his love of poker.
The source also alleges that Bruno is taking home ninety million a year from
his current deal with the MS game. He just launched that cocktail lounge he
told you about at another Vegas based MGM property, the Blaggio. So if
any of this is true, and it very well may not be, Bruno
would still make a tremendous amount of money if they just said you got to
work off. So does he own this lounge to he's I don't know.
You put his name on it. I think I gotta wonder how often those
bars and stuff like that, and the hotels get changed out because well,
yeah, because like even the bars in Nashville, you know a lot of
the places they had the name on them, but they don't own it.
A million dollars or whatever year, but ninety million a years a lot of
money. It's not just for that he just shows there. Man. I
wonder how fast he lost that fift time, because it takes him a year
to make the ninetide. I am dying to know more about this, and
I've been really looking. I spent far too long today and I can find
nothing other than this one thing. And even in the article, this person
goes if it is true, it may not be. Michael Jordan does the
same thing. He still does it to his day. Do you think with
Jordan that his dad was part of that? Oh? Absolutely, yeah,
because it was too like wayward punks who looked like they didn't know what they
were you know what I mean. It's like just like two guys who were
hired just to do something. There's no reason. Depends. Dad was definitely
part of it and that And do we think that the NBA asked him to
step aside and that was why he went to baseball. I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, well, never know. No, they let him come back
though, so I would say, no, well they had it. I
mean, yes, I don't think the NBA. I don't know. Michael,
Yeah, an he won two more championships, three more, three more
championships. I mean that's amazing when you think about it, incredible, It
is incredible. But yeah, I always wondered about that a little bit.
Yeah, there was definitely something there. I mean, look at you know,
Tim what's his name, Tim Donaghy, the referee that yeah, favorite,
And it just shows that, you know, all these sports are fixed
at some point. It's a matter of how far they're fixed me. Yeah,
the other one is. The other one has done it too. That's
why he's playing with the Saudi's is Phil Michelson. He had a huge cay
he did and I thought there was even some stuff with him where he owed
money and that, and that was part of the reason he took the Saudi
deal was he could pay off everything and something left over. You gotta think
that there's got to be some form of guys on that on the edge and
now all of it's legit like these gotta be some scary motherfuckers and a lot
a lot of those guys will go out during the week for the tournament starts
when they're doing their practice rounds, no bet five hundred bucks a hole,
just fucking around with the bodies. Oh yeah, well that's different though.
That's your buddies. And most of those guys are all making what are they
making? Yeah, nomble millions at all. I think Jordan Barkley were doing
like one hundred thousand a hole. What Yeah, you're a kidding, Pretty
sure it was one hundred thousand. Parkley sucks. He's terrible. He's horrib
wow. Just to be able to do that, because that to me is
a bigger gambling deaths than Jordan. He did. Yeah, I didn't know
that at all. He's a big gambler. Yeah, how fun. You
know what it is to me? That's like pure freedom, where you don't
care. The numbers are just numbers. It just doesn't matter. It just
doesn't matter. You may not even know. I think it matters, though,
well, I think it hurts in the competitive side of things. I
don't know if it hurts in the line, right, I just could get
it on the street. No, right, But if I did, like
you were doing four, let me lose four thousand dollars a day for the
rest of the week. Thought, And I means I won up there one
night and I lost two grand right off the bat, I mean quick.
Yeah. And I when we brought two grand, because I was like,
I'm gonna be good this time. And I loaned it. You know,
I borrow a thousand dollars from my buddy, and I said, if it's
gone, i'll give it to you when we get back home. If not,
I'll give it back to you. Tonight. I turned it in almost
ten grand. Wow, and just playing that check stupid role. At the
end of the night, I was playing a thousand dollars a hand because I
was up like four grand. I was doubling down, I was splitting.
It was insane the amount. And I told my buddy, I'm gonna lose
two more hands and that's it. I lost a hand and I won like
seven in a row that I lost the next one and we walked away.
I think it was ninety six. How hard was it to walk away?
It was very hard? Yeah, Plus she goes everybody's watching. Yeah,
but I knew i'd blow it back and feeding your drinks and yeah, because
the last time, not the last time, Natalie tell you. Two times
ago we went to dialog and I was up like three grand and she kept
telling me, let's walk away. I'll be fine, I'll be fine.
And I gave it all back. So we went to Blake Shelton. Right,
how frustrating? How frustrating is that to give it back? Is it?
To me? It's like, all right, I came here to blow
I brought a thousand, Yeah, but yeah, it's frustrating. It's like,
you idiot, should have walked away? Is it more frustrating? Lost
stree granted? Is it more frustrated? She said? I told you,
solf and she still does this day. Is it very zen for you?
Though? And I asked that in that it's the only thing you're thinking about
is what is the next card? You're not there's no other thought. There's
not what's happening at the restaurant, what's going on with my kids? Whatever?
That that. Yeah, I can get it, I can get where.
That's almost relaxing in one. Now. I used to have a buddy
market would go with me and I would just hand on my chips as I
won, and he would put them away. He would not let me touch
them. Really yep, And I said, this is where I start.
When I get over this, I'm gonna start handing to you. And actually
we stopped at Seneca on the way that we were going to Niagara Falls for
his birthday. And we stopped and we were there for fifteen minutes. We
walked out with twenty five hundred bucks damn. So it paid for the whole
night, the drinks, dances, everything, plus some went home, hotel,
food, you name it. And I still went home and it took
him out for his birthday. So but we were in fifteen twenty minutes it
out. It was crazy and I just kept handing them chips. Do you
have a method, No, nothing, just no, You're just going intuition,
and you go with intuition. Wow. Yeah, it's impressive. All
right, we will take them moment when we come back. A letter to
Mark. This is a fantasy. Someone typed it all out and mailed it.
I can even show you the envelope if you don't believe me. And
then is it from Western Ridge Road again? Cheese? I don't know where
it's from. I actually didn't even look at the return address. Would you
look at the return in his dress? I have the envelope. Oh,
right here, there is no return address, of course, right there.
I think it's great though. The other one was from Chuck E Cheese.
The first one was from I Forget Strip Stripio, and then Chuck E Cheese,
and then Chuck E Cheese. Yes, and uh, we will also
do uh. We'll give Mark a couple of scenarios. He has to tell
us which one is the creepier person. These are actual local people. But
which one do you deem the creepier person? Okay, all right, we'll
get to that. But first, B TB Wood Fire Pizza and grill.
Let me tell you bracketology, right? Is that tomorrow night? That tonight
tomorrow? Yeah, because tomorrow night starts tournament playing playing right, and then
Thursday will kick off the actual tournament. So you want to get over there
because I would say, go get a beer and fill out your bracket.
Get yourself in the right mindset. Absolutely, and if you had a heavy
weekend, you can go have the cop salad. This is cape cod salad.
Sounds really good to me. Oh really, the bacon, arugula,
apples, walnuts is your crab in there? I did blue cheese crumbles with
apple Dijon house dressing. That's real crab to that invitation, that's real,
something that was brought back by popular demand. The chick in your face,
all over your face, all over your shirt. No, it will be
eventually, just like the parade. Look, he's almost done with it.
Chicken? Was it provo? Loo? Matt yea alone holopenos blueberries and then
what's the is there a blueberry? Blueberry sauce? Blueberry sauce. It is
so good, It is so good. You have to have this, And
I believe that it will probably come. It's probably gonna end up being on
a permit menu. At some point. It's amazingly good. It's amazingly good.
There's another treat out here for you in the break too. There is
I can't wait. Had Shepherds Shepherd's Pie last week. I think the Shepherds
it was the best shepherd's pie I've ever had. I'll go against any.
I'm sorry, I'll go against any and it's fine. I agree. I
thought it was. I actually tried it for the first time today. It
was amazing. It was really good. It was really good. You gotta
get the tipsy Shamrocks serve frozen, just be careful of brain freeze vanilla vodka,
is it? How do you say that cream to cocoa? Okay?
And then cream de min, creme de min and ice cream. Or you
can get the blue egg Martini Mark blueberry vodka, vanilla vodka sweet cream and
then what is that blue carousel? Yep, yeah, that's Shamrock one is
selling like cockcakes. Oh, it's got it. You got If it was
summertime out it be even worse. But it's selling so bad right now.
Can't you bring back it? Rushing it? Do you do a version like
that? Do something? Yeah? The everything case of doa I think the
everything case of DIA is a great thing to have while watching the game.
That's the number two sellar of the month. Really pulled pork mac and cheese
with onion straws and whiskey barbecue sauce. Perfect for game launching. All there
at bt B over fifty TVs. Get your brackets settling. You're gona fill
out a bracket, Mark, I don't think so. What I'm done isn't
in. I don't have any interest Syracuse. Do the crab dip during the
break? What's crab dip during the break? Crab dip during the break?
Ob all right, we get the crab dick dip. You a letter.
We're gonna put you on the should put you on the creepy list? Now
the other please I belong on it. That was terrible. I apologize.
That's the crab dip. Wait a way to go into the next segment,
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workers Comp attorneys. Players put your fifty dollars allegedly in gambling that at MGM
they must just let him gamble on whatever he wants right, why would you
get a credit limit? Yeah, oh, let's set you a limit'd be
great if you get a limit fifty million. No, I'm just they had
the joke and Casino. He's in there yelling at Don Wrinkles. You know
what the problem with the credit is is about three days after you're done,
they hit your bank account if you didn't make it back. So you know,
all of a sudden, I have oh ship two grand just came out
of a bank account. You know. Try to explain that to your girl.
Uh, next time, next time, next time. All right,
Well, Kevin has been booking mystery guests. We haven't had one in a
while. So this is somebody I used to work with, you have worked
with in the past. Yes, I have worked with this person in the
past. Yes, I believe Mark may have as well. Mark may have
as well. Were they on the sales or the programming side? They were
on the on air side, so the programming side, yes, okay?
Were they on air? Yes? Okay. Were they a host of a
show or a co host? Co host? Were they? Were they on
Weeds this show? Yes? I know I already know who it is.
I bet you do. I bet you're right, but he said, sir,
so I would going to say Sally, I was gonna say Scott Vanderson.
It's not Scott van Dus. Wow, that's a pretty good guess.
So I was thinking Jamie Lisso, is it Jamie Lissle? Wow? Jamie
Listso Jamie who Jamie loved? Jamie? Jamie? Did you mute us?
No? I just didn't switch back over to the ball. Hey, my
suck, Jamie. How's the podcast with your girlfriend? Dude? It's going
very good. And first of all, when you guys are talking about gambling,
yes, you made you literally made my stomach hurt. I don't know.
I don't know if I ever told you guys I watched the Biggest beat
I got married. Yeah, just didn't turn out the way I thought.
So, Jamie, I have so many I have so many things. Well,
the podcast, the way I've seen your teasers and stuff for it,
and it looks like it's really good. What's it called again? It's the
it's a I want to say sex something, but I think I'm saying it
wrong. It's called it's called Afraid to ask your sex. You're thinking of
the only topics we discussed what it's called afraid to ask. Yeah, is
she a therapist. She is a medical doctor, a family medicine doctor.
And so we, uh, we really lean on the classes and family medicine
that have to do with penises and vagina, okay, and we answer whatever
questions people are afraid to ask, you know what I mean? And really,
well, I bet, I bet it is, I bet it's got
a question. My Irish one is so small. I mean, it sounds
like it sounds like you won the bet. It doesn't sound like you lost
on this one. You want to trade up if you guys want to,
if you guys want to hack, to send a dirty picture, if you
have a small piece, buy a tiny quarter and take your penis picture next
to that and it'll make it fear bigger. And uh, we just say
this discuss or you use an airplane water bottle and he just write, hey,
it's my penis and a leader of water. And then just deal with
it when you get there, you know what I mean, Just deal with
whatever happened, Jamie. The last time I saw you was the weekend before
COVID. You were at the club and then that Monday they at least here
they had just declared it a pandemic. The wednesday prior you were at the
club. I think I did a few minutes in there, and then the
next day it was like everything shut down after that. So dude, you're
exactly right. I remember you refused to shake my hand and there was finally
a reason. But what happened? So what happened to your to you during
that time? What did you do? I wrote a me and Rob Schneider
lost like a ton of work. He lost so much workman, he was
doing a tour with Tandler. I was just like at the opener and stuff.
But like I lost a lot of work too. But that man got
crushed by COVID, Like he had a crazy tour that was happening, and
like it just all shut down. And we we actually decided we're going to
write this movie, right, so we just let's just do something during COVID,
And so we write this movie. And I don't know how, but
within a couple months we didn't write the movie. We were like a one
sheet Within a couple months, we got fun day by the guys that own
like they're gonna be so mad at me. Oh they own like raising canes,
you know, that chicken place. Yeah, yeah, And so they
liked the movie. They a lot of money, they want to do it,
and somehow we get Adam Sandler's wife on board. We get John Cleat
because he's not doing anything during the pandemic and the time he works out to
where we sell the movie, we write the whole thing, and when Covid
lets people work again, we filmed the movie starting like the next day.
Wow. And so yeah, you know, if people have like COVID babies,
that was ours. Yeah, that was the cod base. Yeah.
It's amazing because I I just as I'm watching you, I watched was it
Real Rob? Was that what I was calling on flik Yeah? Yeah,
row, Yeah, I watched Real Rob. I watched you on there.
I thought it was really funny. It was really funny. I did.
I enjoyed that show. I know that. The I just was like,
Wow, look at all the ship that Jamie's doing. And that was all
after being part of Weez's show, which was one of my favorite things that
you ever did. Man. I really appreciated that. That was a fine
time in my life. Man. I think back on those days with uh
with just a lot of joy and uh, you know, I think every
I think everything we did was uh set us up for you know, I
don't know. I feel like everything we do sort of sets us up for
later. I just did. I just did Corolla's podcast, okay, And
I remember I remember him going like when we were done, he was like,
He's like, how are you so good at podcast? I did?
And I feel like it's from you know, just like being on with Weez.
You're never gonna be on with a more difficult host. And I'm just
kidding. I love that man, but he caught a lot of crush morning
radio. You know, well you should. Did you tell Adam that it
was Weezy's show? I don't think I could. All right, all right,
well here's why no. But so because you know Weez's whole connection,
I'm gonna get in trouble for this, but I don't care. Well,
Wee's's whole connection to Howard Lapitis. And Howard was the manager and the owner
of the Man Show, so he had managed Adam and Jimmy and all those.
Right, So Adam's doing a book, Adams doing a book tour.
Now I wasn't. I wasn't on Weezy's show, but I was back over
at at that company, and wee'z is like, but we got we got
Adam Crowl. So I said, he goes, what do you know about
him? I go, I don't know. I said, I know he
likes your boy John Hyatt and some stuff. Adam wound up going back on
his podcast talking about the book radio tour that he did and played Weesu's show
as the worst interview he has ever been up. Oh my god, he's
ship all over it, like all over it. Yeah. Yeah, And
I was, I was, I was being I would be. I was
being a little bit of a dick because when Jamie was part of Weis's show,
Tommy and I were still at CMF. And do you remember when we
went to Nashville Yeah morning show boot camp, Yes, boot camp. Yeah
yeah. I was just thinking about it when you when I was calling your
show, I thought about how much fun we had. It was like you
and Tommy, Yes, we had a great time. Come far. Yeah,
I remember. It was the first time we ever just sort of talked
like the three of us. It's been a while, yep. And then
you and I. But what my favorite was. I just have to say
this, So there used to be they would write these jokes on this,
this prep service that came out, somebody would write jokes, yes, And
so we had a guy come in and we used to do jokes from a
broke guy and he would really sell the jokes. And I said on air,
we should because I was just thinking around the country, there are so
many stations that got the same prep service, had the same jokes written.
And I said that somebody should record this and send it out and show how
to deliver these jokes. And I think, but I think you were told
that. I said, SID send it to Jamie to show them how to
do it. And I never said that, but that was the We didn't
say it didn't but somebody else, somebody else, somebody else made a comment
about it though on that show. I don't think so. But it was
never said about him ever his name, but they said something about over there
or something. I don't know. I don't I don't even remember over there.
I just know that it got ugly. So Jamie asked me about it.
I remember being like, oh, I don't remember at all, but
Jamie. Since then, I vaguely, vaguely remember that I would say I
made it. I was drinking a lot at the time, and there's never
been any hard feelings. I had no heart anything because that I've been married
for a while at the time. But yeah, nothing but love. I
vaguely remember that, but I remember, dude, you remember in radio,
Like it almost seems funny to think about it now. The things that seemed
like kind of a big deal are the most laughable, Like even the things
that were like kind of drama. I remember going to Rochester with Schneider once
and then like someone going on the air and like saying something negative about him
on Weisy like a crazy I felt like I was watching like Big Brother season
seven is airing about them, like and then you move on with your life
and you're like, wow, this is like it's all just fun and really
and as we get oldma, but it is everywhere in radio because and you're
right, and I always said Jamie that radio was like the C student.
It's where the C student went. And then Jamie went on, I mean
I see all over Gutfeld. That's why you can't do it Wednesday crushing it
there. Oh you're on Gutfield again. Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing Uh.
I think I'm in a lot I'm doing like this Wednesday, I'm doing
eight in the next four weeks. I'm like Wednesday Thursday. We're going much
like back to backs, just because my said is getting kind of crazy.
My girlfriend lives in Boise where I am right now, and so I'm trying
to like maximize you know, same thing. We're just talking about family time
and yeah priority, so gutshell trying to give me like more appearances, like
in a shorter amount of time. And so it starts next week. I'm
on there. I am on there so much I cannot people are going to
get so tired of me. I don't think they do. I think you're
very funny, and you have such a nice delivery on that show, and
you don't like you know what I love is you're not one of those I
worked at I worked as Domosis. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,
but you know you're about to compliment me. I should just let you go.
No, it's gonna say. It's you have a way of not being
one of those comics who's got to like force their way in or take over
the entire It's just you fit it into the con when I watch It's I
always thought you did a really, really really great job with that. I
am you know what, I want to say, thank you for that.
And I feel like my entire this is not a joke. I feel like
my entire career, I don't have much of an ego right in my whole
life. I don't mind being the guy behind the guy, or in Rob
Schneider's case, the guy behind the guy that's behind the guy. You know.
Yeah, And like you know, I've always owned the website Rob Schneider's
friend dot com, and I've always owned Adam Sanders's friends friend dot com.
I now own Great Defields friend dot com. I'm very comfortable setting people up
for success. And like I'm so dude, I am so grateful. I
cannot even believe i'ven't been comedy for a long time and to be just now
selling out, like I just told at nine shows in Naples, Sported do
we for it to happen to me now? Like the grateful messes through the
roof, And like I just feel like the more you help, like Johnny
Carson, this whole thing, like make make other people be funny, I
just feel like it's a better life and people like you more and you get
along better, you know, Like I don't know, I've just never wanted
the pressure of being like the star of a thing. I'm so happy being
like the guy behind the guy, you know. And I mean that's again,
that's what it was like in my marriage. There's another and I was
behind it. But but you're really really quick. Just before we go,
I remember that morning show boot camp thing because there was like the radio competition
and like Tommy had been on his show. I remember like that moment talking
to you guys at that bar, being like, how are we competitive?
Like how was there ever any sort of dumb competitive thing? And I talked
to you and Tommy I think till three in the morning, and we's the
next day at like five pm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was
like waking up and he was like, are you going to gon ay of
these like things today the reason we're here? And I was like, no,
man, I could workship wood camp. I think is about what I
did last night, yeah, which just hang out with Moran and Tommy and
realize like, oh my god, like we're all the same and friends and
it's great and like this is all stupid. It is all stupid. When
are you at the comedy club. Oh, I think I'm there the first
weekend in April. I think it's the fifth and the six, The fifth
and the six. Yeah, I want to talk to them to see if
there's time, like maybe Saturday during the day. I know you've got family
around that you probably want to see, but I want to. I'm starting
another podcast, but I want to do it as more of a docu series,
and it's called Radio Days, talking about just the ship we went through
in radio basically what you're saying here, but it shot a little differently.
I don't know if you have time, I would love to have you in
to tape an episode of that. If you have time, you know what,
man let me. I don't know my schedule, but I would I
would give anything to spend some time away from my family when I'm there.
So if you don't have myself, have Kevi give it. Just hit me
up like the week I'd love to. All right, all right, I
don't want to. I don't want to bug you, but I really appreciate
are you and Boise now I am? We just we just went to I
did Reno this weekend. It was so fun. There's a last actory there
and my girlfriend came with me to the weekend, and then we drove to
Boise because the flights are so bad that you can drive faster than you can
flat until we just drove eight hours and we decided that, like you know
how when you're when you get married in the Catholic church and they make you
go to like that retreat to make sure you get along, just have people
drive eight hours to boys. It's the same thing, uh, And it
was really fun. We actually just rolled in like maybe ten minutes before I
called you. We just drove and we will with seven of the morning from
Tallahoe. It's just like beautiful driving and just just rolled in. Oh that's
awesome. I Boise is beautiful that The first radio station I ever stepped in
was cat Country in Boise, Idaho. I was about fifteen years old.
Wow. Yeah, we drove. My parents drove cross country and we were
in Boise and stopped there, and my uncle at the time was living up
in Seattle. We went to the World's Fair in Vancouver. He now lives
in Park City, and I had lived. I spent a summer there once
and I fucking loved it. It's just gorgeous. I love it. Man.
Like. The only thing I don't like is when you get to Boise,
Idaho, they go like, hot, you know, I did a
show here. I go, I land and they pick you up and I
go, it's so good to be in Boise and they go, hey,
it's pronounced bois c And I go, I just could you give me a
second? I just got here, like the immediately start criticizing. I go,
maybe give people a second, maybe let them get in the car first,
maybe you bring it up first. And I go, can we go
to the Sioux You guys mixed up all the waters? So yeah, great,
great city man. Yeah. Well, my girlfriends at the window right
now dancing. If you need building, come on your other podcast. You
guys can do dueling dick jokes with the doc and oh I would love it.
Yes, I'm sure you would. We'll call it dueling doc jokes.
That'd be great. Uh, Jamie, thank you for agreeing to do this.
And I would love to see you when I will definitely see you and
come come to the club and see you. But i'd love to see you
in here. If you have a few minutes, let's let's do it,
man. I would love to hit me up for sure, guys, thank
you. I think that that was a good, very good, great one,
very good. Kevin, I don't work in that one for a while.
I'm glad you got him on on Monday on Monday. So I always
thought that because there was like a I remember, God, I did more
comedy back years ago, and I can remember so many nights and there were
such I mean, everything he's saying about, like radio ego stuff was even
in the comedy world, and you know, people trying to move things around
and stuff. And Jamie was always just cool. But he and I played
ship out in three one five. We did like I used to call it
Agg's basement. It was my mother grandmother's basement, is what it looked like.
It was where we did comedy. I met him and Wee's and Tommy.
They used to do open comedy night at Captain's Attic. Yes, yes,
and Jamie was just getting big back then. He was still in the
radio. But he was the nicest guy, funny as hell. And that's
how I met Wee's and Tommy and all those guys. They used to do
open mic on Monday nights. It was great. Yep. It's also great
to know that year. So they did it. They did a contest there
and he won it. Yeah, it was right when he started. He
won twice. Yeah, it's right when he started, right when he first
started. Yeah. Then he came on when he did this this little interest
joke and at the end of the night he would rip open his shirt and
he'd have this like half shirt on this the little Princess. It was like
a prop comedy, but he was really good. Then ended up on the
Tonight Show. Then you know the wheeze thing I brought up, and I
shouldn't have done that, but it was a little tongue in cheek because I
know there was some bumps along the way from my man, there's some bumps
there, some bumps, and I think there was a lot of pressure and
you hadn't done it so you don't have the rhythm down, you know what
I mean. And he and when you listen back and stuff, he did
a great job. Yeah he did. They did a great job. All
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of All Trades, somebody saved me me for lesson. Do you believe in
divine interventions? I almost feel like the story you just set off there,
like something saved you that day. I don't know, probably yes as well.
You know I lost a couple of people before that, so yeah someone.
Yeah. That was during the worst year I've ever had, really,
oh yeah, twenty nineteen. Yeah, and then were drinking. I was
drinking a lot, Yeah, trying to numb that pain a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, and I went it becomes like habit too, Like all
of a sudden, now you're seeing your same friends. We were drinking every
day all day that the yeah, so he lost his nephew and then two
weeks later lost Blair. Dude, I don't know, I I That's how
we did it, man, That's just how we got through the days.
Was alcohol. Here's the problem is is that I was I was at a
bar and I took some and I drove somebody home. You never go a
different way because it's almost like muscle memory. It's like, yeah, and
uh so I went through a checkpoint. I want a different route for some
stupid yeah. Yeah, And I ended up in the checkpoint. Yep,
I ended up taking I ended up taking her home, and I took her.
I took her right on Ridge where I should have probably took a left.
I went down North, which is a dark which is a dark,
dark street. And and then next thing I know, I woke up in
an ambulance. You hit a tree, No house, no nothing, Where
is it close to someone? Was it a residential? Yeah? It was
right yeah, actually it's right by where I live now. Wow. Yeah
yeah, not for the tree. You would have went to the house.
Geez. Yeah. Man. And and Matt's it like the car was Oh
it was total Yeah. I jorinan wrong For about three months after that he's
no longer than that. I picked him up every day a year, look
at this, right, a year I didn't get my conditional. I had
to get my I didn't take a course. You probably was longer than that.
You talk about it, I'd take got my conditional. Geez, guys.
And I think that that was a year Darren got his in the beginning
or did he get his in twenty? He got his? Right, went
right in twenty because that's when I went to New Years. Yeah, right,
New Years? That was worse than mine. Yeah, man, and
you hit this tree, did split the tree? The tree still there,
tree still there? Yeah, car totaled, no broken bones, a little
bit of bark, that was it. Yeah, that tree was like fine,
My whole face, my whole face was out. Was you know,
messed up? And shoulder to shoulder did you ever seatbelt one? Sometimes your
seatbelt with the shoulder can walk and I don't remember sometimes it's yeah, those
those are my apartment days were a bad boy. Yeah that killed us.
That bar killed us, and and I ended up. You know, the
cop came up and had they have to ask you three different times if you're
gonna blow? So I called I called my lawyer didn't answer. So I
called a friend of mine who was the lawyer and they and he said,
don't do it. He goes, I know Mark, my lawyer will say
the same things. They know each other. So I didn't. I didn't
blow. So they take your license like right away, right right. But
I got put down into a d U a I because they couldn't prove that
that accident was I was dropping alcohol. Really well good, I mean we
didn't even have to go. We could have went that, We could have
went with so many routes. You know, stupid question asked. But I
always think lesson learned, right, I mean in a way yeah, yeah,
I mean just in terms of you're here, you are and there's not
nothing wrong with drinking, right, I love it, but I love most
people have drank and oh it's today. You know. I don't think we
know where points the way it is. I'm sure there's lots of people that
haven't. But you know the people that judge you that do it, that's
the worst. Yeah, but I'm right. And the thing is, now
you go well with uber and stuff, it's almost worth it to pay because
even sometimes you know what ubers what to go three miles, but fuck it
was ninety six dollars the other night. But then again, most of the
time, you don't you think, yeah, a couple of beers. You
know. This is what I'm saying is I don't think we know where that
line is, where that football. I have definitely stupid nights. I love
drinking. I love to drink. I like to drink more than like,
I mean, there are other drugs, there's just something about alcohol. I
just enjoy it. I just enjoy it, like being around social Yeah,
man, it's fun. It be very social freaking uh you know, cool
because social thing to do. No, that's not it. And then getting
high is but even there you start to space out a little bit and kind
of go in, you know, sort of inside yourself at least alcohol,
And then I can watch people do dumb stuff. Hey, hey, you
should definitely go hit on that chick so bad. Like I'll never forget been
in college the greatest prank ever was played on me. You remember Padam's Paradise
Alley. Yeah, so Paradise Alley. We go in there and it's crowded,
place is packed and at the time it was a big Fisher bar.
But also U of r. All right, So there's and I walk in
and my buddy all of a sudden the waitress comes cuts through the crowd and
goes, that girl over there bought this for you. So I'm like,
wow, what do I think? What do I do? I get myself
up up and do you think it's hurt? You think it's And then my
all of a sudden, my buddies bust out there and they put the waitress
up sure to come over with the beer. And I was gonna but they
should have just I'm like, you guys are weak. You should know right
right? She shoving the girl on the pink Sure, totally watch you strike
out, probably get slapped beat up by a boyfriend or how funny would that
be? I mean I would pay for that? All right? Mark,
this is a letter that came for you. I don't even know if I
can actually read it. Why because it's so filthy? Is it really filthy?
Well, it's it's supposedly a dream that this person has. It's my
sex stream with Hillman by Veronica. It's a lot of papers, yeah,
is it big font. It's the same person that wrote to you. I
think we are driving down a dirt road through the forest. We come upon
what looks like a primitive campsite. You need some sexy music, yea,
some kind of fireballs shot before it would be like I can do that.
Drink sexy, says the music here, end up with some porn music out.
Well, we want some sexy music, but like instrumental. Let's see
what we can get here. Instrumental sexy music, Guy Central, instrumental music.
Let's see how bad this is. Sure, play the ad. No,
we're not gonna play. I'm gonna skip the go right to it.
Here we go. It's the beach water, it's between her thighs. Uh,
we're driving down a dirt How does it start? What does she say
in the beginning of it? Right here? Says We're driving down terrible way
to start. There's no hey in my name, and you know no oh
wow, Yeah, this is just a dream. The our wing is comin.
We're driving down a dirt road through the forest. We come upon what
looks like a primitive campsite. He pulls the truck over. He says,
I'll go make a fire. I say, I'll put the blankets and let's
stop right there. I've never made a fire in my whole entire life.
I haven't even turned out a grille before. And he definitely could not have
a truck either. You can't. You've never turned on a gas even a
gas grill. Nope, I'm not sure he's turning stove on. Shut up,
I used the stove. How have you lived? There's long and never
done that. Everything's always been done for me. Look at you, you
are a prince man. Why Marianna's perfect chill spiders too. Once the fire
was established, he came and sat on the tailgate with me. I had
already poured his wine. We were laughing and having a great time. He
reaches his hand over and touches my inner thigh. I instantly feel a surge
of energy. I begin to squirm around. I climb onto his lap.
We begin kissing and touching. I can feel his heart between my legs.
I slithered down on my unbuttoned his shorts. I reached in and here you
got to read the rest and I can't talk about your package and stuff like
that. Come on, Mark, finish it up. I shouldn't have to
read my own letter. What do you mean you're the host? I know,
but this is this is about you. I can't him. We beg
We begin kissing and touching. I can feel as hard can I say the
word can I feel as I can feel his hard cock between my legs.
I slithered down him. You know what, you already know what's wrong.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my own We're not even gonna
bother reading. Take it home. Maybe you can have it as a fantasy.
Hanging now with it. Yeah, keep going, keep going. I
am butting his shorts. I reach in and pull out his package. He
gathers. He gathers my hair and holds it back. I start off slow.
I do long, gentle licks from base to tip. I nibble just
a little bit, and I hate nibbling. Then I get and then I
really get into it. Bob and my bobby, my head up and down.
I use my hand and rhythm with my mouth. I stare into his
eyes. I want to see the pleasure on his face. I give him
the best BJ he's ever had. He stops me before he comes by,
tugging my ponytail. He says, get in the back and remove his shirt.
I do this, he says, lay down, I do. He
climbs into the truck and then on top of me. We begin kissing again.
He slides my bra strapped down and pulls out my breast. He gently
kisses and licks my nipple. He continues lower, kissing my stomach area.
I feel like I could burst. He unbuttons my shorts with his two index
fingers. He hooks the shorts and panties, pulls them down. He starts
licking my inner thighs. Do I to keep going? No? You don't.
This is really stupid. Okay, this is like this is this is
like somebody's dream. You see it right there? Where where did we know
it's her dream? I know who wrote it? Wrote it? Race and
Randy. No. Kevin Williams even worse because he didn't talk about your story?
Is all right? Here we go. Tell me which which of these
two stories? We'll discuss them a little bit. Is creepier? Okay,
okay? The Wayne County Sheriff's Office says reported the arrest of a thirty three
year old woman. Her name is Destiny man Tooth. I even looked up
Destiny Mantooth to see if this is really Facebook. Yes, Destiny Mantooth.
Following a child endangerment complaint. Deputy say Mantooth engaged in a sexual conversation July
twelfth with a fifteen year old boy. We're already in March. We're almost
back to that date, so it's been that long. During the conversation,
she allegedly sent the boy a nude video of herself. Mantooth has been charged
for disseminating indecent material to minors and in endangering the welfare of a child.
I went to her Facebook page. She says, I'm a wife, a
mother, a friend. That's what how she describes herself, what she look
like. She's a unique looking person. She has she has, she has
a look. She has a look, so trying to be nice, I
am she was. She's got a lot of facial piercings and things that that
don't necessarily appeal to me. Doesn't mean it's a bad thing. It's not
my stuff. See, I don't understand the whole, the whole fifteen sixteen
underage, Well, they got to draw the lines. I know, if
you want to, you just go eighteen. I don't understand why I'm dah,
I'm saying, I don't know the woman woman? Yeah, why why
you know you're you know that's illegal. You know you're you're gonna get in
trouble for if you want to go young, just go eighteen. Here's why
going younger. What happened that this is coming out now? Why now his
mother probably found well you I'm thinking that or it's some kind of argument between
people because this happened in July, but it's coming out now, we're finding
out about it. I don't know. It's just a if I you know,
I just when it's a guy when I don't Obviously that kid's not going
to be No, I don't think so, because the first of all,
he never got touched. No, she sent a picture of herself. You
could laugh at it, and that's where it ended. Though that's supposedly not
that that's not too fun. I think there was. I think there was
dirty talk and then she said an Nate thought maybe something kept going on.
That's how they got caught. I don't know, No, it doesn't say
that. That's why I'm wondering, like, what happened that this comes out
and nobody found it? Maybe, like he said, maybe the mom found
it. Okay. Now that's one story. This one from the Times Wing
County State troopers out of Williamson received a report that a woman was groped by
a Lions man who repeatedly grabbed her vagina in Buttox. This is what it
says in the paper while at a party on main Street in the village of
Sodis. Following an investigation, Jeffrey Nelson, forty one years old, was
charged on Sunday, March tenth, with misdemeanor forcible touching intimate parts we even
knew there was a law. In a separate case from Saturday the ninth,
Nelson was charged with unlawful imprisonment after he allegedly entered a woman's bedroom and blocked
the door and then gave her an unwanted bear hug. Nelson was taken to
the Wayne County Jail or whatever whatever. I'm thinking. This has to be
an x. It's gotta be the same woman or a different woman. It
doesn't say I would assume the same woman. It is the same guy,
and it's the two days back to back. One thing happened on Sunday,
one thing happened on Saturday. You gotta know if it's the same woman,
that's that would be the telling point or a woman he may have I'm thinking
like he dated her or something I don't know, or maybe a stock in
her well, I don't know. It seems like this, And how do
we know, Like if someone says, because isn't that he said she said,
if you grab my ass, you grab right dust for fingerprints. I
mean there is cameras well, that's true. That's true. The bear hug,
the bear bear hug, that's what it says. But you gave her
a bear hug. That's what it says in the paper while blocking the door.
Yeah, while blocking the door. Does he admitted which one of these
two aur is creepier in your mind? I'm gonna go with that one.
Yeah, Well, because I don't think because to get this being blocked,
I just think that sending a video, I mean I remember when I was
fifteen, somebody that was someone sent me a video. I would think that's
the great in the world. I don't condoneate. I'm going to know what
you're saying right now. I know exactly what you're saying. But this girl
sounds like she was getting you know, she was getting scared of a bad
position. I would be scared. Is hurt in the hole? Sending in
the video no one was hurt. No, no one was hurt. There
was no one was I like, I like your logic, Yes, I
like your logic on this. We're gonna do this every week. Creepy,
Yes, we'll find even more creepier stories. However, do you remember the
donkey stuff that you talked about? Yeah, donkey punch, well, docu
punch. But then you didn't you say something about the donkey show for your
birthday? Oh yeah, donkey in the midst. So how about this.
I can't find much more than this, and I don't know if this is
true or not. It's on the internet. It's his farmers on the outskirts
of a pretty Colombian coastal town are supplement their income by allowing locals to have
sex with donkeys. Locals claim it is a harmless tradition. What St.
Patrick state, drinking is a tradition. Bang, I thought cutting that Kyle
was fucked up. It's part of our development, the painter decorator said,
speaking, I have to think this has to be made up. There's no
way, and how does a donkey not kick you? They're saying that,
rather than a fetish that has got out of hand, the tradition can trace
its history back generations, and even appears in the literature of renowned Columbian writer
and Nobel Prize winner Gabriel Garcia Marquez. It is seen as a substitute for
masturbation by the men, who claim that while it is not preferable to women,
it is a very different sensation banging a donkey. Now, okay,
that means everything that's creepy. Condoms are discouraged as they irritate the donkeys,
which are not used to do. Explain your wife. You go home,
you got crabs from a donkey. Just when you think three one five is
pretty bad, you go to that. My god, it's like Columbia.
I went, I can't believe this. Yeah, there's all that cocaine and
stuff done. When we're younger, we often had to use a box to
stand up, so we could be this has to be made up. What
happens in Borgada stays in anybody. You know, we should do what we
should call it, like a local grocery store or something in in Columbia.
Yeah, okay, I don't have any numbers. Next time, No,
I mean no, we'll look come up. Yeah, next time, next
time, next next week, We'll give a call. They're going to stand
your language. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna bring in an interpretator. You're
gonna turn Is that race oranda? Yes? I think? Did you see?
Do you know anybody who's ever had an exotic pet or illegally exotic pet?
Trying to think we had a girl. There was a girl that worked.
It's just about the guy buffalo. Yeah saw this. Yeah, this
dude had an alligator, a thirty year old eleven foot three hundred pound where
oh, and truly we are just out of loss for words. Get this
and eleven foot seven hundred and fifty pound alligator was seized by the DEEC from
a home in the town of Hamburg. The Environmental Conservation Police learning the owner
of the home had installed an in ground swimming pool to keep the thirty year
old alligator and allegedly allow the public to get into the water and pet the
animal, all without a ramish. According to police, the individual formerly possessed
a DEC license for the alligator, but that the license expired in twenty twenty
one and was not renewed. The DEC says the alligator has numerous health related
issues. It will stay with a licensed caretaker until it can find permanent care.
Potential future charges are pending. Now the alligator is domesticated now, so
it's like, it's not right, it's not you know, So what if
they decided to throw it back into the Everglades and shit, he's gonna freaking
get killed right away? I think so. I think this just sounds like
but they're saying it's sick. Who knows. Who knows If the guy did
have a DC license, it may not be sick. They may just be
saying that as an excuse to get get it out of there, right,
You know, who the hell issued a license for this in the first place.
Oh, I would have one if I could an alligator? Sure for
what? I don't know. I want to I want to do even feed
an alligator anything? I know. I wonder if you feed him like pigs?
So is it sick because he's not feeding at the right stuff? I
mean it sounds like years. I mean the permit was in twenty one.
This is twenty four. That's three years, three years right there, and
he's had a small annoying children in your dark have the Halloween Tucker Dreak.
If I knew that, I would have went to Hamburg the pat have you
ever you can do things like where you can go to I think there's crock
farms down in Tampa somewhere where you can go. And we tried to the
time. We tried to go to alpaca farm. Yes, what happened there?
It was It wasn't like, it wasn't even comb It didn't even exist
anymore. No, we drove like forty five minutes out of the way for
this stupid thing. Where was this? It was? Yeah, alas,
Yeah they're supposed to be. There are people that have alpack of farms around
here. There's are a pack of farms up in Holly. So we really
wasted our time. What was the point? I like a practice? You
like al pakice? Oh, he loves him? What somebody brought you stuff
to remember? Yeah? Huge at home? What do you why? A
couple of weeks and our pacists make they I knew somebody who had an alpaca
farm and they made socks. Yeah, they're great. They're like whoa,
they pulled the wick the water away and they're sweet. They're not the lama
are the douchebags all the Lamas. They're the ones that spit out you inside
because they are are friendly. How did you know about this? How do
I know about what al pacice like? This just seems something very out of
the ordinary with you. I like him. I like animals. I mean,
and I thought I saw an alack. I thought it was cool.
All right, Well, chance, Chance had a chance living in Hilton,
so he had a huge, huge, huge yard. I almost I was
so close to to talking into getting an alpaca. You were gonna have an
outpacka we were gonna get one. Putting this out, I mean he can
get He's allowed to do that because he has he has the right, uh
you know, the right acreage and everything. Yeah, yep, that is
fucked up. Like how good are Mark? Mark will be on the news
right now. Didn't didn't renew his d e c permant, got caught with
it, starved his ol PACKA Jesus, all right, we'll take a moment,
we'll do our we'll do our shots to uh Judy Benson, and then
we'll do the closest to the pin for Mark to crush all of us.
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NFL wise, what do you think of what's happening in Pittsburgh? That's
fucked up? I don't know. I mean an irate deal by that well
holy shit? Yeah, I mean, keep up a sixty three million dollars.
You've got two starting caliber quarterbacks, right. The Bears really gave Fields
a shaft, so they draft him as a rebuilding team. They finally this
year are starting to put all the pieces together for the Caleb Williams and they
trade them away. Yep, So I would love to see Fields end up
being a starter in Pittsburgh. I think you do really well there, and
I think he's better than Wilson to be honest, Yeah, I think that
Wilson will probably be the guy this year and mentor him along the way,
But you don't think he'll make more than eight games. You don't know they're
gonna use Fields as a trading block. I mean, just got a six
round pick. You got to do something with them then, yeah, yeah,
you got a sixth I think they're up to something bringing two quarterbacks and
I don't think both. I thought it was more like, I've got we
believe Russell will be our starter this year. Let him mentor to this guy
who got nothing along the way. But you're paying them Wilson the one point
two million, which is nothing. So whether he backs him up or you
just release him or trade him for something down the road, I think Fields
is the better quarterback. Yeah, I don't. I don't think Fields is
that bad. I don't think he's great. Don't get me wrong, I
don't think he's bad. As everybody thinks. He had nothing in Chicago.
They finally gave him a receiver this year, but no offensive line, no
running game, no defense. Yeah, I think I'll do well in Pittsburgh.
It's a well structured team. Exactly what he needs is somebody like Tomlin.
And by the way, it is, anybody watching, just in terms
of boxing stuff, anbody was watching Mike Tyson get ridy. He looks good.
He looks like he'd kill any twenty five year old. I don't care
who it is. I hope he does fifty seven. Well, the rules,
I hear, what are the rules? Was he you who's telling me
about that? I haven't seen the rules. I haven't come up with him
yet. I heard no steroids are allowed, so that I heard that was
one of the things they could do. So I heard they wanted to be
sanctioned, which means you can't. Yeah, But the problem is Mike Tyson
is as a heavy Marijuan, so I don't think they can do that anyway.
So I feel like that'll be the way it goes. And I don't
you know, they wanted to go twelve rounds. That's not going twelve rounds
now. And I thought there was something where he could tap in his brother
at some point. I heard that as a rumor. I don't Yeah,
that's true or not. I don't think he's gonna need to. He looks
amazing, he looks like he's in great shape. I mean, I know
it's just short videos you're seeing, but who's that Tyson? No, no,
no, I'm hearing that he could Jake could tap it log his brother
Logan both in her let Tyson kick both of Jake. What way? I
feel like he's done a good thing for boxing. People are talking about people
are talking about boxing and he and he's not bad, No he's not.
But I don't think he's just this good. I saw this beam today.
I figured that's his next fight he could be. I mean Tyson's fifty eight,
yeah, fifty eight yeah yeah, former in his sixties, right,
yeah, he wasn't very good, but he did win some fights. Yes,
and Tyson, I mean when you see that the mitwork that he's doing.
And again and he's your mental, sure, yes, he's mental.
He's gonna just go at you and try to kill you. Speed that video
up at all? Do we know if this video is doctor I'm not saying
it is or it isn't, but I don't think so. But again,
or you know, to Matt's point in durations trying to do it to me
Mike. I'm not getting that. Mike has this move where he throws a
punch and ducks, so it's like he hits you and he ducks down and
the next thing you know, he's hitting me in the ribs. He's coming
back up. He's hitting you in the chest or the or the head.
And then it's I mean, it's over his movements fast. It is so
quick. I've never I mean, that is so quickie. Who wants to
do shot? You doing? Yeah? Anybody else? I mean, I'll
do it for Yeah. I don't drink on Mondays. Yeah, Mondays and
Tuesdays, and I didn't know that. Oh I'm sorry drinking at least I
appreciate it. At least say one of the triggers. We have another excuse,
that's secondary excuse. What's that one of your one of your models there?
One of my mother drinking? I got you. The barrier to entry
is gone. There, it is all right there it is to Judy mentioned
for my buddy Chris Bensing. His mom was great, and uh, here's
to here's to you know, I'm sure it's one of these moments where you
just never get over something like that. But hopefully, uh, it gets
just a great memories it can fall back on. Yeah, sorry, fear
loss. It was easy. It's always easy, all right. Mark,
here we go closest to the pin. I was looking forward to this all
day, so it was I got some good ones this week, all right,
I can't wait. The Concord was recently seen floating on a barge down
the Hudson River and route back to New York City's Intrepid Museum, setting a
record in nineteen eighty six, flying from New York to London in two hours
fifty two minutes fifty nine seconds. What was the top speed reached in miles
per hour during that flight? Went to London in two hours two hours foutes
from nine seconds from New York. Jesus, that's incredible. Next up,
my oldest is into the F one racing and Max first Stapping of Belgium had
one of the most impressive seasons in twenty twenty three. How many wins did
Max have last year? How many races are there per season? I can't
tell you that, I guess I can. There's twenty two. Well,
actually that does change my number little now, that didn't change mine I thought
there was about twenty six twenty sevens. Back in the day, we used
to ride our bikes to the local corner store in the summer with a couple
of bucks. They able to get a can of soda, some quarter barrels,
gobstoppers toomic fireballs. But the best was grabbing those Hostess pies. Remember
the Hostess pies back and side. Remember amazing how many flavors of Hostess Pies
have there been since their debut in nineteen sixty four. It does include seasonals.
I'm just guessing it's got to be some stupid amount. I I yeah,
I don't know. I don't know. There's the basics gonna have,
but it's gotta be some stupid and it's gotta be a stupid I might go
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and four. What year did the pudd in Pop debut? Those were good
too, They were the best. Yeah, they were so good. There's
recipes online how to make them? Oh yeah, like Jello release the actual
recipe? How to make them ended in two thousand and four What Your Day
debut coming up. On April eighth, nineteen seventy four, Hank Aaron broke
the home run record of Babery with hitting number seven to fifteen off Al Downing
in the fourth inning. How old was Hammer and Hank when he broke the
record? And the last, but not least, Alanis Morrissett, famous for
her angry song you ought to Know allegedly about Dave kool Ya got her start
on a Canadian sketch TV show You Can't Do That on television, being slimmed
three times? How many episodes did Alanis appear in? It was a Canadian
version, right, she's in a Canadian version. It's a Canadian show,
but it came to Canwald to the States on Nickelodeon. I give you credit
to come on, I don't know. I wouldn't have a clue on any
of these. I'll give you credit for these questions. I don't know.
For me, No, I have a lot to know this show. All
right, let's see an open game this week. All right, back to
the top. What was the top speed reached by the concord flying from New
York to London in two hours and fifty two minutes. I'll call two hours
of fifty three minutes. Well, I'm thinking it has to go double.
And then they're a plane usually rides five to six, sometimes if they catch
a great gust to win. There's been a couple that are eight hundred,
like if they're one up in the jet stream. I wrote down eleven hundred
miles per hour. I don't know pass, What do you mean pass?
I got? I got two hundred and fifty miles, two hundred and fifty
miles per hour in two hours and fifty two minutes. It's a twelve hour
flight. And he's getting fucking sex stories written about him. What the fuck?
He started teaching math at the school either, Ronica has gotta be fucking
gay. Eleven forty five. I said it's thirteen to fifty four. I
think I read that's double the speed of sound. Maybe maybe, ah yeah,
maybe I was like a top gun. How fast did they go?
Because that was insane? That was the same top gun. That was insane.
That was a great Yeah, Max were stapping in this impressive twenty three.
How many races of twenty two did he win? Four? I wrote
three originally wrote five, I rode sixteen. He won nineteen of twenty two.
It was no worse than second. In twenty one of the twenty two,
I finished worst. How do I know what I kiss? I'm farissed,
great farrish that I don't okay, Oh yeah, because that's embarrassing after
I saying two hundred and fifty miles from the airplane. Oh no, I
like cars, and I like open wheel. I usually pay attention. I
just haven't as much the average planes going five hundred and twenty five miles.
It's two fifty two. Got there really fast. It's one of those little
propeller planes. Yeah. Two fifty, by the way, is probably what
these cars are doing, dude, you know, I mean honestly with the
open wheel shopping when they goes and they're usually doing about one. Yeah,
they're in that. Yeah, but they can get that two needs to get
up to two dad twenty stuff. Yeah sane. How many flavors a Hostess
pies have been around? So said Debut in nineteen sixty four. I never
even ate these things are the best. Apple apple pie was the best.
Okay to me, the apple I've had the chocolate whenever I ate to be
honest. You know there's a chocolate, there's a cherry, there's a lemon,
cherry, a blueberry, blueberry. I've had so I guess I have
you these lemon. I never did, but that's about it. I haven't
eaten them in years. I wrote down thirty two. WHOA, I know,
I'm thinking I was high. I said eighteen, thinking I was high.
Okay, I wrote thirty two because of all the years. Probably right,
he said seasonal. So I'm thinking you got pumpkin, who knows if
they do the mint or peppermilk and terrible. I have ten twenty one apple,
appricot, banana, black and blueberry, cherry, chocolate, coconut,
fike kiwi, lemon, lime, mango, orange, peach, pear,
pineapple, plum, pumpkin, raspberry, and straw. Is christ you went
and many got them all. Man is closest on every one so far.
Yeah, well there's three more because he's a fat fuck That's very true that
listen. I told you I hate the fucking eies every I can think it's
this one too, with the pudding, Pope, where did you put the
pudding on the pop? Man? I just wish to put him pop was
still available. And I don't even like chocolate. I don't even like sweets.
But you don't like chocolate or sweets. No. When I looked this
question up and had the legit from jell O the recipe how to make him,
me and Elly went to Costco yesterday. They had this fucking cookie that's
phenomenal. It's got some bullshit. I don't know. Chocolate, chips and
mecanamic whatever. The only sweets I really like us cookies. I'm not a
sweets guy, okay, but man to put him pop back? Oh,
back in the day, I said nineteen sixty nine. I said nineteen eighty
two. I said nineteen eighty two. Nineteen seventy eight. A right,
that's not me. Seventy eight, you said, right, mark eighty two?
We said seventy eight was the answer? Oh, I said seventy On
mass, how old was Hammer and Hank when he broke the home run record
of mister Babe Ruth. I feel like I should have known this too.
I don't. He had to be older, Yeah, I said older.
I said forty two. I said thirty eight. I said forty one.
It was forty okay, man again it was forty, just turned forty.
I thought he was older. And how many episodes of You Can't Do That
on television? Did Alennis Moris sets appear in No? Fifteen? I don't
know they did. I said seventeen five five five. So Matt wins because
he was closest on the It's been a long time since I went more.
Nice job. It's been a long time. Likes a long time I've been
I've been sucking asked this game for weeks, which means I got the text
messages making to make the questions harder. So I thought, ever ever do
that? Have I ever once done that? Yes? When? But I
have a bunch of sports questions. You gotta change up, I said,
fucking no, Hey, fucking blinds guirl finds a nut bro. I don't
think I said that. I said we should do it like trivial pursuit.
So I had more because he was saying because he does music, I was
listening to bitch about anything. Yeah, no, no, you haven't.
You have it. You used to bitch about this game all the time.
Yeah, but I haven't bitched about it since you wrote the question. You
made him write the questions, and that changes. Yeah, Well, why
don't you try to get it ready to again next week? Come on,
come on, come on, Mark, what are you? Who are you
texting right now for next week? I'm trying to get the name of we
were Nickelodeon was mentioned. You can't do the television. I watched the show
before I came here. I'm trying to get the name of it. Oh,
can we get into this too? Matt and and and Kevin and I
all seem to really like a movie and you did not. Oh, I
didn't know. I never said I didn't like it. I never said I
said when I over sold it. It was like I watched it was like
you told me everything, so nothing was that movie is great? I loved
I watched. We gave away some of the spoilers, Yeah, yes,
I certainly did so. It was I didn't hate the movie, all right.
Well, I didn't say it was a masterpiece. I just said that
was one of these movies that, you know, like a talent, something
that I feel like Step Brothers is going to be around for a while,
and that's what I like. Ricky, rick I think your listener, should
you know, give us some options, some movies, some series on Netflix
that we can watch, yeah, because I can't find ship right now.
I started watching The Gentleman. I saw that one, but that I hate
it when they're outside the US. I don't know that's weird. I know
it's not and it and but it's a derivative of every other thing I watched
one. I had that English accents and they're driving on the wrong side of
the road. I'm not that smart. Can we just keep it to the
US? Figure out watching one yesterday? I want to see you, but
we'll see. So. I was watching the show and it's about it's about
shows on Nickelodeon. And the guy's name is Dan Schnell. Dan Schneider was
in Better Off Dead as Ricky and then he was in the Head of the
Class. Yeah, it was the head of the class. Well, isn't
this about him being the creep? Yes? Yeah, And it was a
show. It's a it's a it's a series right now. It's called it's
called Quiet on the Side the Dark Side of Kids TV. Oh is that
Netflix thing? No, that's actually on Max. You can find it out
Max. He did a docu series on this, Yes, and does it
actually show him? It shows him? He doesn't he's not in it,
but he but he will. He will make a comment. They'll show his
comment everything everybody's saying. Yeah, he'll say, well that never happened.
It happened this way. That can actually be really interesting. It's very very
interesting because you have to think about it. Amanda Bynes was on there.
Yes, Jamie Spears, Yeah, people like that. Amandon Binds has a
lot of problems now too. There was somebody who is now claiming that he
molested them. Yes, uh from Drake and Bell? Was that the show?
Yeah? Drake, Josh and Drake? Was it? Drake Bell?
Is that the kid's name? Probably? Okay? That whoever played that kid
or if that's his real name, I don't know. I think it was
way too old for the show. Drake was a great show. Yeah,
I don't, I don't know things. My kids watched so right, and
I my guys are just a little bit younger, so we missed a little
bit of that. But the and I know exactly what you're saying. The
show was like a sect in two all the time. You know what's her
name? Now? They're crazy bitch there? Yeah, she was like the
nanny or whatever, right, Yeah, yeah, so but he's saying that
he got molested right by this guy. Yes, and I guess he did,
think. I mean, I haven't gotten into the nitty gritty yet.
They're just talking about how he treated how he treated the employees or his employees.
He was very he was very saxist, and he just doesn't sound like
a very good person. What's it called again? Quite on the side show
actual he can like answer everything they're saying. Yep, he may love that.
He makes a quote diary. He answers everything that they say. He'll
end. They'll show his aunt is quote on there. Interesting if they get
to that part, if he'll talk about it, because that could be legal.
So I don't know if he would. I don't think he would either
tell you. I mean he put he put a man of binds. He
wrote what I Like About You and it was on WB with Jenny Garth from
nine to zero. He did that one too. He did all this stuff
like he was like legit guy. He was a legit guy. Yeah,
and I didn't realize he wrote to the class. I didn't know he wrote.
I know said he was a co writer and he was a big fat
guy in the show. Yeah. Best remembered is is ricky and better off
dead? Yes? Yes, so the Big Fat Guy was on some Nickelodeon
shows too. I think he did. They show him some screenshot of him
in a hot tub with the kid, but he's fully clothed in the hot
tub, but they go all this stuff was just too weird and too creepy.
He did a thing where they show him come up and you know,
like he does a phone call, but they show him and he's like the
guy from uh Charlie's Angels and he's like talking to that. I'm telling him
what to do, and they're all calling him a god? What it was
all? I mean, why were people picking up on this, you know,
twenty five years ago? It does make you wonder where people does.
Yeah, well I don't think we thought that way twenty years ago either.
We didn't think what he was some kind of penises all on this freaking costume
and no one noticed. Really? Yeah, all right, I gotta watch
this show. We'll watch I'll watch it before next week. I'll watch it.
That's crazy how many episodes are so far. I think there's my number
number two. Okay, So I don't know if they're releasing him like they
are. Yeah, that's that's become the new thing. Drag it out,
you know what. Black Mafi family. Oh so good? All right,
Stars, believe it or not, I've not watched ever. Yes, Stars,
I got this cars all right. I got a bank just for this
stupid show. From Matt nine. Sense for Matt Reese who won the closest
to the pin, for Mark who gets love letters, for Kevin for doing
a shot with me. And I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.