WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:09.240 Sure, what's that, beautiful people? It is your baby Mama, favorite 2 00:00:09.240 --> 00:00:14.160 baby Mama, Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip 3 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:19.199 the modern day female perspective. Damn sum back at it again. Yeah, 4 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:22.320 so y'all was harassed me in my DMS because we started to live a little 5 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:27.039 late today. I apologize. All my notes that I had written down for 6 00:00:27.239 --> 00:00:31.440 the show got deleted, and I'm a little pressed because all my notes got 7 00:00:31.440 --> 00:00:35.840 deleted, so I don't remember shit. So all my passwords was in there. 8 00:00:38.679 --> 00:00:42.320 So we were about to have an interesting week. And I have to 9 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:46.320 travel tomorrow, so we're really about to have an interesting week. But yeah, 10 00:00:46.359 --> 00:00:49.359 you know, same message always is going to be for the next few 11 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:53.320 days. Uh. If you are looking for promo, I'm gonna tell you 12 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:57.280 where you need to do it, right here at Chocolate Chip Zip, right 13 00:00:57.359 --> 00:01:00.399 here with me, Stormy Pete. Okay, I'm gonna tell you why Number 14 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:06.439 one, funniest fuck number two. Okay, we got eyes over here. 15 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:10.000 Everybody will say, come over here, show you product, come talk much 16 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:11.519 product, but everybody ain't got numbers to back it up. Baby, I 17 00:01:11.599 --> 00:01:17.400 got analytics, Okay, I got fucking insights, all right, come over 18 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:19.920 here and promote yo shit. All right, now, you can come have 19 00:01:21.079 --> 00:01:23.280 me talk about it. You can send me something where you're talking about it. 20 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:26.439 You can come on a show and talk about it. Don't even worry 21 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:27.480 about that. I got you covered. All you got to do is email 22 00:01:27.519 --> 00:01:34.079 incurease at stormypea dot com. Don't DM me. Don't dm me because if 23 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:37.319 you dm me, you're gonna fall in line with all the men who want 24 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:41.879 to drink my bath water. And I can't decipher which messages which. Okay, 25 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:47.159 So the easier way to do it is just email me increase at stormy 26 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:51.879 Pea. Let's get your business, your show, your music promotes in places 27 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:55.920 where people are actually going to see it. All right. I also want 28 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:57.840 to say, next two weeks, we have a very big announcement, ladies 29 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:01.480 and gentlemen, very big announcement, ladies and gentlemen, very big announcement, 30 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:05.439 ladies and gentlemen. And y'all ain gonna believe this shit. Now. I 31 00:02:05.439 --> 00:02:08.199 don't cap often, so I want y'all to listen to me when I say, 32 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:12.520 y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. We have a very big announcement coming 33 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:16.199 up. I can't wait to share with you guys. Listen, this has 34 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:22.919 been a very interesting week. You know. I feel like it's pretty obvious 35 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:27.840 that I have a love hate relationship with outgors Internet. That's y'all, okay, 36 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:30.199 that's y'all, and that's sy'aw and that's Shaw. And one of the 37 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:35.400 reasons is because y'all funny, but y'all make me sick. And I'm gonna 38 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:38.159 say it again, one of the reasons in y'all are funny, but y'all 39 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:43.439 make me sick. Okay. On one of the videos that I pointed out 40 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:47.879 from last week that I had made a clip for, somebody commented under him 41 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:53.759 was like, yo, her shape up, sharpest shit. And I said 42 00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:54.960 to myself, I said, okay, I'm not doing my baby here like 43 00:02:54.960 --> 00:03:00.639 that. No more. Say what happens when you try new shit? Okay, 44 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:04.520 you see, you see, you see what happens when you try new 45 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:07.719 ship. Can you tell the difference? And you know what. We started 46 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:10.199 the episode and I'm like, shot, can you tell I did something different 47 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:15.840 from my makeup? And he said, no, lot of me, lot 48 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:20.840 of me, Nigga, you could have just said it was zipper. I 49 00:03:20.879 --> 00:03:23.800 was gonna ask you what I know you're not a female. I knew you 50 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:25.560 wasn't gonna look at me and be like, oh, I could tell you 51 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:30.120 it's a different color corrector this week? No, you guess. You guess 52 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:32.680 A half a thing, right, A half a thing? There are plenty 53 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:38.360 other things. AnyWho, if you're watching it on YouTube, I did something 54 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:44.560 different from my makeup today, can because shot obviously doesn't give a fuck. 55 00:03:44.639 --> 00:03:55.560 I don't know, but did you say a k A? Listen man? 56 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:02.960 Last week we talked a lot about me intentionally dating. That's the new wave. 57 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:06.840 That's what we're on now, ladies and gentlemen. I have officially decided 58 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:16.240 to go outside. I'm terrified it's going well after you know, last week's 59 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:24.399 fiasco. I haven't had too much any interesting stories, but I did feel 60 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:29.519 like I needed to elaborate a little bit on why I decided to, you 61 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:32.519 know, in a sense, go outside. Okay, it wasn't an easy 62 00:04:32.560 --> 00:04:36.279 decision for me, but it was time, y'all. It was time. 63 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:42.279 I decided to go outside. Okay, wasn't an easy decision, no, 64 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:46.600 but honestly, I felt like my FBI agent was sick of hearing me play 65 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:57.680 with my kootie cat four times a day. So I had to go outside. 66 00:04:57.800 --> 00:05:02.360 Okay, I had to go out outside. Yes, my FBI agent 67 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:05.040 was sick of hearing me play with my cootie cat four times a day. 68 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:09.199 Okay, he said, God, damn bitch again. All right. My 69 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:12.079 ancestors was all up in a fucking rally. Damn bitch, you ain't teach 70 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:15.920 you nothing else. They ain't passed down nothing down the fucking timeline and stupting 71 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:18.959 how to play with jacotie cat. That was it. So yeah, I 72 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:25.480 just had to. I just had to go outside and do my part to 73 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:30.560 try to, you know, finding my person. And uh, it's crazy 74 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:34.439 because I really used to be one of those people. Don't laugh at me, 75 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:38.160 all don't laugh at me. I know what I'm about to say does 76 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:40.439 not makes sense, but just just hear me out. We're going on a 77 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:44.399 journey, Come with me, Okay. I really used to be one of 78 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:46.839 those people where like I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna get married, 79 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:51.480 I'm gonna have a boyfriend. I'm gonna have a husband, and he's 80 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:55.959 gonna break in my house and find me. I'm not gonna go outside. 81 00:05:56.040 --> 00:05:58.279 I know, I know it sounds. I know it sounds dumb. I 82 00:05:58.319 --> 00:06:00.800 know it sounds dumb, but I was really what those people were like, 83 00:06:00.879 --> 00:06:03.199 Yo, I want a husband and I want a boyfriend, and I'm also 84 00:06:03.240 --> 00:06:06.120 gonna sit in my bed and wait for him to break down my bedroom door 85 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:08.959 and be like, hey, bitch, I was looking for you, and 86 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:11.959 I'm like, yeah, what's it's about time? Damn you want to say? 87 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:14.160 What's you say that? Like? I was one of those people. 88 00:06:14.439 --> 00:06:17.120 I know it doesn't make sense, but I was one of those people. 89 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:28.120 Don't laugh at me, don't laugh at me. I just I thought I 90 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:32.279 thought that we would connect telepathically. Maybe I don't know. I didn't have 91 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:35.680 a full plan, but I also didn't do shit but sit in my room 92 00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:40.360 and complain about wanting somebody. So part of the reason why I decided to 93 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:46.279 go outside is because I'm trying to find you. Sting outfits as not a 94 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:53.720 be an E relationship. Yes, yes, okay, yes, ski mask 95 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:58.480 Kuzo says, fairy tale shit, Yes, how romantic? Okay, So 96 00:06:58.959 --> 00:07:01.800 I can say I thought he was gonna break down my bedroom door and find 97 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:05.199 me. But y'all ain't say nothing. When Rapunzel had that nigga climbing up 98 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:09.720 her braids coming through her window. Or it was fine then, it was 99 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:13.399 fine when Roger was breaking in a team tomarrow window. It was fine then. 100 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:17.160 But when I say, but when I say, I went in the 101 00:07:17.240 --> 00:07:20.240 nigga to come through my window, now I'm the bad guy that don't make 102 00:07:20.279 --> 00:07:30.439 sense, go ahead on Roger. And you know when you were told no, 103 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:32.560 but you can still chase the girl nowadays, you know, niggas. 104 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:36.879 Niggas don't ruin it, y'all, like the great people. Oh it's ski 105 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:40.639 masks Lucks, my bad big dog. It was a little far from where 106 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:42.720 I'm sitting. I couldn't see it, but my bad ski mass Lusk. 107 00:07:45.199 --> 00:07:49.240 You know, I do feel like we always be like canceling shit, y'all 108 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:53.519 think they ever going to cancel like tea into me Era, because Roger used 109 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:58.639 to like blatantly impuse on her personals personal space all the time, Like and 110 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:01.480 then I would tell that nigga, like go home, Roger, and he 111 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:05.079 would just not go home, or he would just slowly climb back down the 112 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:07.879 letter like Mario, like what the fuck? Like nobody thought that was weird 113 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:13.839 back then, but I digress. That's the type of love that gets you 114 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:18.920 a PFA actually, but you know whatever, Okay, but yeah, you 115 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:24.319 know, I've decided my decision to go outside was you know, to be 116 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:28.040 intentional. I want to find my person, want to date with a purpose. 117 00:08:28.360 --> 00:08:31.240 Like I've decided that. You know, this summer, I'm either going 118 00:08:31.560 --> 00:08:43.399 blow hookah or blow my new nigga. O. The season is changing on 119 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:48.559 wheazing nigga, I got one long Okay, the season is changing and no 120 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:52.799 weazing. But this is what I'm saying. This summer, I'm either going 121 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:58.519 blow my hookah or blow my new nigga. That's it, hashtag both of 122 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:03.240 them. Okay, I've set goals for myself. I'm gonna make it happen. 123 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:11.279 I'm gonna make happen. Bom boom z Nazi says, sounds like a 124 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:16.159 busy summer. Ski mask Qzo says, Yo, the insane stuff that comes 125 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:20.519 out of your head is crazy. That's not insane, that's real. Like 126 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:28.080 I honestly, I think that's a very honest and you know, cute and 127 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:31.120 sweet. You know action, I'm either going blow my hooker or I'm gonna 128 00:09:31.120 --> 00:09:35.759 blow my new nigga. Like that's it. That's it. I can't have 129 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:39.399 goals. I can't have dreams. Now I'm the bad guy for setting aspirations. 130 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:43.240 Who do I think I am? You know what I mean? So 131 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:50.480 yeah, that's it. That that's what I got planned. Seven seven was 132 00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:54.080 running around here acting crazy for like the past hour and now he's like knocked 133 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:58.399 out, snoring and panting and loud as shit. But yeah, like I 134 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:00.879 said, I'm either going blow my hook or i'a blow my new nigga. 135 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:03.519 But I acknowledge that the first step is getting out the house. So yeah, 136 00:10:03.519 --> 00:10:09.480 I'm outside. I'm outside. I feel like being outside has a negative 137 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:13.720 connotation because it's like, if you're outside, you're throwing that ass in a 138 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:20.600 circle over somebody pancakes at brunch, or you're showing people that your booty hole 139 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:24.159 is brown, and it's like, no, you can also just be outside 140 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:30.559 and respecting yourself and you know, meeting new people. And yeah, that's 141 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:33.879 that's the shit. I'm on outfit, says seven. Panning is heaving on 142 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:39.240 the mic, spit that shit. Seven y'all can really hear them. That's 143 00:10:39.279 --> 00:10:46.960 crazy. Uh Nala, y'all got some long ass screen names today. The 144 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:50.759 first step is acknowledge your truth. I agree, Thank you so much. 145 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:58.559 Okay, seven, nobody's outside, nigga, you're woking about to sleep and 146 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:03.480 start barkaing and shit like relax, uh ski Mask says tweaking twerking while eating 147 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:07.559 pancakes and mimosas they do. I'm not gonna lie y'all. Y'all can call 148 00:11:07.559 --> 00:11:11.039 me bougie if y'all want to, but I don't really like going to those 149 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:15.919 type of brunches. That's not my stealer, like bro, I'm trying to. 150 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:20.159 I just want powdered sugar on my French toast. I don't want booty 151 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:24.519 flakes, thank you. I don't need that. I don't want it. 152 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:26.679 Like we can vibe and we can like swag, surf a little bit, 153 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:30.720 play a little bit of music, but all that throwing that ass in a 154 00:11:30.759 --> 00:11:33.919 circle like I don't I don't want that for for me and my uh my 155 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.639 breakfast. I don't like that. Shy you like those type of brunches where 156 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:41.519 they be like throwing ass and shit. Okay, I can't hear you. 157 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:48.679 Chill four three four seven, says my dog names seven too? Oh what 158 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:50.320 type of dog is it? Send me a picture? Please, thank you, 159 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:54.159 thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, you know, 160 00:11:56.159 --> 00:12:01.679 I feel like if we're talking about having summer base, even though I know 161 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:07.240 it's like kind of like in oxymoron because for the summer, everybody wants to 162 00:12:07.279 --> 00:12:11.120 be outside, but like in a single way. But I want to be 163 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:15.159 outside like a bayway. And I feel like if we're going to get there, 164 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:18.200 the time to start preparing, the time to start, you know, 165 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:24.679 doing the proper work to find that person is now. And I'm not talking 166 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:30.039 about nose spring fling shit. I'm talking about like actually doing the work right. 167 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:33.639 And it's just important to listen to certain things that you know that you 168 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:37.440 don't know, keep certain things in mind. And I feel like the easiest 169 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:41.360 way for me to remember that it is like, you know, spring is 170 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:48.799 here, and you know what rhymes with spring where a condom? Spring is 171 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:56.080 hair? Springs hair, And do you know what rhymes with spring where a 172 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.159 condom? Yeah you didn't know that. Yeah, I know. It's like 173 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:01.919 you gotta add a little bit of accent on it, like in speaking words 174 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:05.639 in cursive, a little bit, just slur a little bit and it rhymes 175 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:09.919 and rhymes so well, we're fucking condom, Okay. Staying spiritually strapped is 176 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:16.120 not gonna work anymore. It's done. It's fucking done. All right. 177 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:18.639 I'm not gonna lie to y'all. Y'all know, Jesus is my homeboy. 178 00:13:18.919 --> 00:13:24.000 Y'all know, we be having talks. God told me staying spiritually strapped is 179 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:33.120 not enough. It's not enough. Okay, it's not it's not and it's 180 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:39.919 not all right, Doctor Brian QUTI said. Doctor Brinch QTI says, women 181 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:46.200 don't like women don't like condoms? Though, what who are you? How 182 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:50.519 did you get here? Saucier twelve forty nine says, because love is fleeting 183 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:54.039 and it comes in spurts. Not gonna lie. My eyes read that too 184 00:13:54.080 --> 00:13:58.320 fast, and it said it comes into squirts. So I just I cannot 185 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:03.679 uh a. Doctor branch qt says, Jesus. But condoms, Wow, 186 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:09.840 yes, condoms, yes, condoms. That's it. Okay. God said 187 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:13.200 being spiritually strapped is not enough. You know what God said. He's sick 188 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.440 of playing with you, Okay, He's sick a plan with you, and 189 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:20.519 he's sick of sending kids back and forth with you. Every time God send 190 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:24.600 you a kid, you go to a planned parenthood and send him one back. 191 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:31.360 He's done, He's fucking done. He's sick of you. Okay, 192 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:35.720 he's done. Not you, Sirih, be quiet, Sirih, John get 193 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:39.519 in the conversation. He said he's done. He said he's done, Okay, 194 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:43.240 because my whole thing is sir, ma'am. How the hell you get 195 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:50.360 a punch card for planned parenthood? Okay? How you get a membership punch 196 00:14:50.480 --> 00:15:01.279 card for playing parenthood? A free pizza? Bruh ha? How how how 197 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:05.919 Gag says sound like shorty need to swallow kids in tequila? Well, sir, 198 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:09.519 okay, First of all, I'm not gonna lie. The key is 199 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:15.000 you take your Plan B with tequila. Okay. And if you're not gonna 200 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:18.600 say, you know what, take your plan BE with red Bull. Yeah, 201 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:24.440 take your Plan BE with red Bull. No, take your Plan BE 202 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:30.159 with red Bull. No, take your Plan B with red Bull. Them 203 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:41.759 kids gonna get their wings one way or another. Okay. I'm going home, 204 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:48.720 y'all. I'm sleepy. I'm sorry. It's late, it's late. 205 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:52.559 It's late. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm really I'm really a good person, 206 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:58.799 I promise, but it's late. It spends my bedtime. Gag says, 207 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.120 and beat on work with thick women. That's absolutely right. If you're 208 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:06.639 over one hundred and sixty five pounds, the plan beat will be less effective. 209 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:11.759 So let's go back to our original point of you know what rhymes with 210 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:18.799 spring where a condom? Yeah, yeah, that's it. Ouphaz has wings 211 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:23.120 either way. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm a courteous person and I love to 212 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:26.600 share information with you guys. That's what I'm here for. You know. 213 00:16:29.039 --> 00:16:33.360 AGP eighty says, Jesus told you none of this. Jesus is my homeboy. 214 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:34.879 You don't know what me and him be talking about. We really be 215 00:16:34.919 --> 00:16:41.080 having deep conversations, like seriously, he really be. You know. He 216 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:44.039 also said, make sure y'all is tithing, because a lot of y'all ain't 217 00:16:44.039 --> 00:16:47.320 tithe. In See, we have conversations about other stuff. Tie. Doc 218 00:16:47.360 --> 00:16:49.799 Grin says, wasn't that for real? For real? Over one hundred and 219 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:52.360 sixty five Yes, it is one hundred and sixty five pounds. You can 220 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:56.960 google that. That's actually on the Planned Parent Real website, So you can 221 00:16:56.360 --> 00:17:02.600 google that. That's a fact. Baby, look at us learning things. 222 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:07.240 I love this for us, I know. Right, the more you know 223 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:11.799 this, the rainbow, imagine the rainbow of the sparkle little yo. So 224 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:15.000 you know, a part of you know, making the decision to go outside. 225 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:18.519 You gotta be honest with yourself. You gotta live your truth. And 226 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:23.200 I felt like I'm gonna do just that. Okay, I'm ready to live 227 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:26.920 my truth. Okay. I used to be one of those girls that were 228 00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:33.079 like, oh, you know, uh, I'm a lover girl, but 229 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:36.720 only for the right person. The rest of y'all get this thug shit. 230 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:41.200 That was me, that was me, that was me, and I'm sick 231 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:44.200 of it. I'm sick of it. I'm ready to live my truth. 232 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:47.839 I used to be one of those girls like, oh, I'm really soft, 233 00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:51.200 but only for the right person. The rest of y'all, I'm a 234 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:57.640 thug. Y'all get this ug shit, and it's like not beg Deuce Donald 235 00:17:57.680 --> 00:18:02.400 drum boys, beg news. That is not real. That's not me, 236 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:07.759 y'all, that's not me. I actually am not a fucking thug at all. 237 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:11.480 I'm not. I'm not. I'm really fucking not. And I feel 238 00:18:11.559 --> 00:18:18.200 like once a lot of women acknowledge that this whole outer shell hard shit is 239 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:22.359 a front and maybe even a defence mechanism, we all could be a lot 240 00:18:22.440 --> 00:18:27.559 happier Okay, we all could be a lot happier. Okay, that's not 241 00:18:27.680 --> 00:18:33.960 me. That's not me. I'm sick of cos playing as some city girl. 242 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:37.039 I'm sick of pretending I'm on this now I'm not. I'm a bitch. 243 00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:40.640 I'm soft. I'm gonna be real with y'all. I am. I'm 244 00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:44.359 one of those girls. It's like, oh, give me kiss after you 245 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:48.160 just gave me nineteen kisses. Yeah, I need another kiss. I need 246 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:52.599 more kisses. They're never enough fucking kisses. Okay. I'm one of those 247 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:55.720 women who are like, yo, I've been chilling with you in the house 248 00:18:55.799 --> 00:19:00.640 all day, all fucking day, smelling your sweat and everything. Then as 249 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:07.480 soon as you get ready to leave, I'm sad. I'm sad. Okay, 250 00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:11.640 I have an attitude. Now we're gonna fight because I'm sad. I'm 251 00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:15.119 sad. I don't want this, I don't need this. That's not what 252 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:17.920 I like. Okay, I want you to be up under me. I 253 00:19:17.920 --> 00:19:21.319 saw I post on the internet that said I wish I was in his ball 254 00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:23.920 sack so I can hang with him all day. That's where I'm at, 255 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:30.799 Okay, And I feel like once we get into the spirit of living our 256 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:34.599 truth, we all can be a lot happier. Okay, come on, 257 00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:37.680 I ain't with all that hard shit. I like to cook for my nigga 258 00:19:37.720 --> 00:19:41.039 and give massages. This is this is trash. Okay. I'm sick of 259 00:19:41.079 --> 00:19:48.279 pretending to be something I'm not. Okay, that's not for me. That's 260 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:53.319 not for me. AGP eighty says you already lying. Women don't want kisses 261 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:57.039 no more. The women you talk to don't want kisses no more. Okay, 262 00:19:57.480 --> 00:20:03.880 women love kisses, Women love kisses. We love I'm baby, Okay, 263 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:08.160 I'm fucking baby. Okay, that's me, all right. I feel 264 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:12.400 like if we're all honest and what we want, we all can be happy. 265 00:20:12.759 --> 00:20:19.720 That's it, and that's all. Yeah, Daddy's baby, that's all. 266 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:30.799 Okay. So now that we have accepted and acknowledged our truth, how 267 00:20:30.839 --> 00:20:36.119 do we move forward? We have to also acknowledge our strengths and weaknesses, 268 00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:41.440 ladies and gentlemen, and me personally, I know that my strength I'm plenty 269 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:48.559 as fuck, okay, Okay. One of my strongest qualities. I'm funny 270 00:20:48.720 --> 00:20:52.039 as fuck. Okay. I don't care. You might not find me attractive, 271 00:20:52.519 --> 00:20:56.480 but baby, I know I can giggle you out them draws, okay, 272 00:20:56.759 --> 00:21:00.000 slide it right through the box a hole for me, baby, Yeah, 273 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:03.200 yeah, I have a nigga giggling and lifting his hips up while I 274 00:21:03.200 --> 00:21:07.920 slide the boxes off real quick. Okay, that's me. I know that. 275 00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:11.039 I know that, I know that, and I don't care. Okay. 276 00:21:11.359 --> 00:21:15.599 And niggas. Niggas are so funny. They're so funny because they're also 277 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:22.160 so sweet. All Right, I'm gonna tell you something. Soon as I 278 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:26.960 have a nigga giggling, smiling, feeling itself. Right, soon as that 279 00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:30.839 nigga hit the crack on his mouth and I see that side tooth or lack 280 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:40.000 thereof, I be like, yeah, got is ass. God is ass? 281 00:21:40.599 --> 00:21:44.920 A God is ass? Okay? Like hm hm, I feel like 282 00:21:44.960 --> 00:21:48.680 you know, like I said, you might not be attracted to me. 283 00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:52.839 I don't care. I might not be your tight, but I know I 284 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:56.000 can giggle you out the fucking draws. I'm willing to put my bottom dollar 285 00:21:56.079 --> 00:22:00.519 on it, okay. Like and niggas. Niggas always want to hit you 286 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:07.519 with that. Hey, you you stupid yo. No, I'm not No, 287 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:11.599 I'm not I'm not stupid. Okay, I'm smart. And you baby, 288 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:15.839 you just got got that's it. That's it, that's all. Doctor 289 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:23.319 brinch Kuty says, got the crack. Wow, I'm just saying it is 290 00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:29.880 what it is, yo, Like baby, I mean it. Soon as 291 00:22:29.920 --> 00:22:33.880 we start chopping it up and we talking and I see that side tooth or 292 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:41.440 lack thereof got it. I know, I know, I know. It's 293 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:44.920 okay. You safe, baby, Sit down and enjoy yourself. Yeah, 294 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:49.400 have a good time. Scott Locke says, uh uh, you're gonna have 295 00:22:49.480 --> 00:22:53.559 to get me a whopper with cheese to get me on my draws along with 296 00:22:53.680 --> 00:22:57.079 laughter. Baby, No, I don't. That's what the other girls gotta 297 00:22:57.079 --> 00:23:03.559 do. I don't have to do that, Okay, I don't ye'all get 298 00:23:03.559 --> 00:23:08.079 on a mic shot. Imagine by some jokes. Listen, let me tell 299 00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:15.160 you something. I don't care. I don't care. Listen some reason better 300 00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:18.960 than that. It's a process. First you ha ha ha, then you 301 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:21.920 ha ha. Have my kids. That's what it is. I was just 302 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:25.559 laughing. Next thing, I know, she was hitting like god yeah yeah, 303 00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:30.400 Like imagine that man like a support group talking to their friends and ship 304 00:23:30.519 --> 00:23:33.599 like bro, I don't know what happened. Like he was just having a 305 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:37.599 good time. And then next thing I know, my boxes was like yeah, 306 00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:40.519 and I was like, who's there? Did they say? I know? 307 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:51.839 Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever outfits is make them chuckle. Next 308 00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:56.319 thing you know, they got their fingerprints on the hair. But yo, 309 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:00.519 speaking of this fingerprints, let me tink out something last what's the last month? 310 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:03.720 I don't know, like a few weeks ago, last month? Right, 311 00:24:03.400 --> 00:24:07.119 I'm all live in my bedroom, right and I'm just laying in the 312 00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:10.640 bed, were talking, we chopping it up right, having a good time, 313 00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:17.880 giggles ass always right. I don't know if it was Outfits or who 314 00:24:17.880 --> 00:24:22.480 the fuck it was, but somebody was like, y'all see them fingerprints smudges 315 00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:30.119 on her headboard, focus on yourselves, king, And I looked up and 316 00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:37.759 it really was smushing. Yo. Okay, I'll mean to be a nigga 317 00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:41.039 with more exeases than somebody going to jail, but hear me out right. 318 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:48.119 Let me tell y'all, I was babysitting my girlfriend daughter. She's one. 319 00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:52.359 She was like bouncing on my head and shit with her hands on the hairboard. 320 00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:59.240 Y'all know, y'all know how babies do. I'm serious now, gave 321 00:24:59.279 --> 00:25:04.079 you that planation, would you believe that this doesn't Yes, does he have 322 00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:08.200 a friend with the baby or no? You walk in let me see a 323 00:25:08.279 --> 00:25:15.039 nigga in two days, all sudden you see fingerprints on his headboard. Wow, 324 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:19.400 talking about he got his cousin. His baby cousin was jumping on his 325 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:25.599 head tig Grind says, nah that somebody else said, cap Outfit says stop 326 00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:30.240 Sayla Rock says, uh huh, that's what it's called these days. Tygrind 327 00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:34.640 says, we know how making babies? Do we do? Outfit says them 328 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:37.799 prince was the size of a quarter. No, they was not. No, 329 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:42.079 they was not They were baby hands and baby fingerprints. Okay, you 330 00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:47.559 know because I seen wiping that boat off. No, that's how you wipe 331 00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:49.000 your headboard off. Do you know? I haven't had sex in my bed 332 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:52.200 in a real long time, really, really really long time. I told 333 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:56.160 you it's just be me, my roles in my FBI agent. That's it. 334 00:25:56.480 --> 00:26:03.599 Okay, if that's it? Oh oh wow, y'all Really, yall, 335 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:07.799 y'all not going to listen to me about my daughter, my friend's daughter. 336 00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:12.160 I'm serious. That wasn't me. I was my friend's daughter. Y'all 337 00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:15.799 know how the babies. When you be laying down, the babies be bouncing 338 00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:18.279 a butt on your head. They be holding on to the hairboarder, literally 339 00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:22.680 just dropping that shit on your head. I got a video. I'm gonna 340 00:26:22.680 --> 00:26:30.519 post a video. That's how I got up there too. Oh my guy, 341 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:37.319 Alpha says she exited the live expeditiously. It was frantic. First of 342 00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:41.200 all, I'm not gonna lie when whoever put that in the chat put that 343 00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:45.400 in the chat. I happened to look at the screen and then look behind 344 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:48.319 me, and I seen it, and I did. I closed that live 345 00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:51.559 so fucking fast. And I don't even know why, because I knew it 346 00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:56.640 wasn't from a nigga. It just was. I don't know. I didn't 347 00:26:56.640 --> 00:26:59.759 have a good I don't know. Ty Grind says, try and getting my 348 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:06.920 sucka man. Fuck y'all. Okay, that's that's not what God told me. 349 00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:12.160 Okay he said that. No, Okay, he's with me. Okay. 350 00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:18.960 Um Mellow D six three says, you got burger king hands. It's 351 00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:22.839 cool. It wasn't my sticky fingers. It was the baby. And that's 352 00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:26.440 even where you know, babies be having cheese curls and shitting all types of 353 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:30.599 oils on their hands and just stained the haadboard. That was it? Uh? 354 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:34.559 Little J five Daddy says, lol, I don't know, sounds suspicious. 355 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.799 A G. P eighty says, real rap, you explaining too much? 356 00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:41.640 Left my ass off. I was just trying to tell the story. 357 00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:45.720 Okay, fuck y'all. Jared McGruff says, out here messing with Trump? 358 00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:56.319 What all right? Okay? Outfit says plot twist, FBI agent in your 359 00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:59.279 room, fingerprints, It's all lined up. Okay, never ride, never 360 00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:03.640 ride, never mind. Next topic, next topic. Okay, I have 361 00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:11.079 a quick question. Now. This question segued better before we got on this 362 00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:15.519 headboard tangent. Okay, but I do have a question for y'all because sometimes 363 00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:18.759 I be feeling like a unicorn, and then I don't know if I'm really 364 00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:22.079 a unicorn or I just need to go back to talking to the lady. 365 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:26.519 Okay, So let me ask you a question. Right. I don't want 366 00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:30.119 you to think before you answer, and I don't want you to feel any 367 00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:32.599 pressure about answer, because what you like is what you like, and what 368 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:37.039 you don't is what you don't. Right, So quick question, do you 369 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:41.000 still want to get married? Or no? Do you and do you and 370 00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:45.559 maybe it's not even a still so let's start over. Quick question, do 371 00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:51.680 you want to get married? Or no? And the reason I asked that 372 00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:57.519 is because I know social media is in a royal place, but sometimes that 373 00:28:57.640 --> 00:29:03.960 bitch for having me feeling like I'm crazy, Okay, every feeling like I'm 374 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:10.720 strange for one certain things, one of them being marriage. So I want 375 00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:12.400 to ask y'all, like, yo, quick question, do you want to 376 00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:17.640 get married? Or no? Like? What is it? Because me personally, 377 00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:21.200 I be feeling like I want love, but i'd be like, do 378 00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:26.839 love want me? Because we're not seeing ay ai baby, We're not saying 379 00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:30.039 aye, what's happening? When is happening? Like, it can't be that 380 00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:33.400 hard. It can't be that hard. Every day somebody's commenting on one of 381 00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.920 my pictures or one of my reels or sending me a DM like, Yo, 382 00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:41.240 it's just something gotta be fucking wrong with you. It's not. It's 383 00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.000 not like I want love, damn, Like, do love want me? 384 00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:49.799 Goddamn? What's so hard? It can't be. It can't be. I 385 00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:52.480 don't want to be that guy. And I'm like, yo, maybe we 386 00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:55.200 just gotta go back to women not being able to make money because when it 387 00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:59.799 wasn't, love was easy to find. It was easy back then. It 388 00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:03.200 was easy when pop pop had all the funds. Y'all niggas was in love 389 00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:07.680 for sixty plus years. Then what happened? What happened? Let me know 390 00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:11.920 right this, this is this is hyperbole. This is all jokes. Okay. 391 00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:14.079 I don't think women should not be able to work. By the way, 392 00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:18.480 I don't. I don't think that. I don't think that. I 393 00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:22.680 don't know, like real shit, though, I do be feeling like I 394 00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:26.039 be feeling like Will Smith's sometime, like why you don't want me? Man? 395 00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:34.599 Like diamn dialmn what. Yeah, it's interesting. So people in their 396 00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:40.599 lives said marriage just not the marriage is just paperwork? Yes no, yes, 397 00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:42.839 yes yes. D rop through on for says, I mean I always 398 00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:48.599 wanted it, but shed at one point I wanted to be an NBA player 399 00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:53.319 too. Yo. Come on, Why are y'all like this? bTB Mike 400 00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:57.079 says, it's a get all you up? The live is moving too fast. 401 00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:00.359 I missed it. I'm sorry, sweetie. Yeah, I don't know. 402 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:07.200 So I don't know to me personally, like I be having these dreams 403 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:08.799 and I be having these vibes and these visions, and I'd be like, 404 00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:14.200 Yo, I'm somebody fine ass, fit ass, funny ass wife. The 405 00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:18.960 buck is taken so long, right, and it's like I envisioned myself. 406 00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:23.359 Me and my husband. We come home and like we put on some dumb 407 00:31:23.400 --> 00:31:26.440 ass movie that we ain't really gonna watch. I'm gonna fall asleep. He's 408 00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:30.680 gonna scroll on his phone like the kids really is going to watch. Like 409 00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.400 I want stuff like that. Y'all don't want shit like that? Like, 410 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:37.720 no, y'all like that? Uh King Energy seventy six says Yes, after 411 00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.960 being married once, I thought I would never marry again. But if that, 412 00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:45.880 I'm ready to be married again. Yes, Energy Energy, It's Devin 413 00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:51.319 one on one says you are ted shelled lol, But for real, these 414 00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:53.960 new men are scared of a real female. I hate to say it out. 415 00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:57.319 Fitz says, you just went outside six minutes ago. It's gonna take 416 00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:04.519 a minute. How many men, Okay, how many fucking minutes? This 417 00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:08.160 is bullshit, all right. Carolina Cash says, get married so she can 418 00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:14.400 give you baby bouncing on her head as an explanation for the headborn fingerprints. 419 00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:17.000 After I get back home off the road. Nah, I'll pass. Who 420 00:32:17.079 --> 00:32:21.680 hurts you? Who hurts you? You need to go talk to the lady 421 00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:24.240 and he'll bait you. Just projecting all that negative energy over this whole timeline. 422 00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:27.599 We here in love, trying to have fun and shit, get the 423 00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:34.039 fuck out of here, okay. Dartman seventeen says marriage is wonderful. Now, 424 00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:37.079 I do want to go back and say you'll pass. It's cool you 425 00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:39.720 can pass to the previous person. You can pass, but don't put your 426 00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:44.160 reason for passing being that somebody's gonna cheat and do you wrong that we're not 427 00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:46.000 doing that over here. Just say no, Just say no, okay. 428 00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:51.319 Agp eighty says do you want to be a wife or just a fantasy? 429 00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:55.319 I want to be a wife, okay. And when I say I want 430 00:32:55.319 --> 00:33:00.759 to be a wife, I mean I want my husband to come home and 431 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:06.680 tell me about the fucking dumb ass lady in HR who be getting on his 432 00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:10.920 fucking nurse. Okay. I want my husband to come home and he'd be 433 00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:17.000 excited because I made his favorite meal. I want my husband to fucking home 434 00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:22.559 wife. I don't care. I don't care. I feel like I don't 435 00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:24.519 have a nine to five. So essentially I would be some version of a 436 00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:29.400 stay at home wife because me working is very sporadic. If I have a 437 00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.400 show or i'm bolk recording, like, it's gonna be some version of a 438 00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:36.000 stay at home wife and there it's not going to be the typical version though, 439 00:33:36.359 --> 00:33:39.680 But yeah, I don't know. Hey what if I get with another 440 00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:45.359 content creator and we're both like have really weird schedules or he's like an actor 441 00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:47.440 and it's like he's out of town for like six months or something. I 442 00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:50.160 don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 443 00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:59.359 But is you going cheat though you've been listening to this whole fucking lab nigga 444 00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:06.440 did? What the fuck? Jasus Outfite says, No, for real, 445 00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:08.440 I want to be married so I can tell all these damn stories about the 446 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:14.639 ship I go through at work daily exactly, like come home, tell me 447 00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:17.519 about your day, stink. Let me fucking make your favorite food, stink, 448 00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:21.440 Like, let me rub your back, okay, let me put that 449 00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:23.960 tiger bomb on your knee after you go play ball with your buddies. Even 450 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:27.760 though y'all know y'all too old to still be trying to run full court. 451 00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:30.440 But it's okay. I support you, right, Like I want all these 452 00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:38.800 things. Yeah, come home and tell me about Susan who always got the 453 00:34:38.840 --> 00:34:42.360 cat here but trying to bring food to the pot. Look, tell me 454 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:46.039 stink. I want to know, Like yeah, Like I want to have 455 00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:50.800 a fucking date night once a week where we leave these kids in the fucking 456 00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:53.800 house and maybe sometimes we role play and we pretend you don't know each other 457 00:34:53.800 --> 00:34:55.880 and you're coming to me at the bar and like try to talk to me 458 00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:59.920 and ship like I want to. I want to be married. I want 459 00:34:59.920 --> 00:35:02.159 you to build. I want to grow financially, I want to grow spiritually. 460 00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:05.920 I want to go mentally like shit, I want to get pregnant and 461 00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:08.800 grow physically. Like yeah, Like you know, so when you say, 462 00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:10.840 like do you want to be a wife or do you want the fantasy? 463 00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:16.880 I want to be somebody's other half. Yeah, that's the part that things 464 00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:21.920 asia. But as you want cheat though, baby, no, no, 465 00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:25.239 I think no. I also feel like, if you're still cheating past the 466 00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:28.760 age of twenty eight, you need to grow the fuck up. You need 467 00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:32.000 to learn how to fucking speak up. If you're still cheating past the age 468 00:35:32.039 --> 00:35:37.440 of twenty eight. You need to learn how to verbalize your fucking emotions or 469 00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:42.239 get the strength to leave and stand on your boundaries when you're not fucking happy. 470 00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:46.239 Stop being a pussy. Okay, Oh it's not that simple. We 471 00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:50.480 have financial things where after Okay, and your dumb ass gotten that knowing you 472 00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:52.920 wasn't happy. That's on you. I don't give fuck. Okay, what 473 00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:59.559 are we doing now? I don't care. I don't fucking care. Um. 474 00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:02.559 Sorry, that fucking life be moving so fast and it's further than we 475 00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:07.480 used to have it, y'alls. I can't really say little J five daddies 476 00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:12.000 as lol. Twenty eight damn starting late, aren't we? I feel like 477 00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:15.559 by twenty eight you should definitely know better. It's no excuses past twenty eight 478 00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:20.320 for me, Like twenty eight, my nigga, what what? And I 479 00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:23.039 feel like that's being courteous. It's being courteous. But I feel like by 480 00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:29.079 twenty eight you definitely should know better. Outfits as these solo trips low key 481 00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:34.800 suck now, balconies boring as fuck? Exactly get you a wife, king 482 00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.920 Okay, it's somebody with a nice back who can't wait to be on those 483 00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:42.159 balconies with you, big dog, Stop letting people play with you. Come 484 00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:47.679 on dead, hell yeah, hell yeah, wake up, listen, Come 485 00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:51.920 on, I'm trying to find somebody to have a fart throwing contest with. 486 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:55.480 You love me or not? Stink be my stink. Stink. That's it. 487 00:36:57.320 --> 00:37:01.159 So somebody on Alive said motherfuckers will do all that and still have their 488 00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:05.800 mom as the emergency contact, and it made me realize, like, Yo, 489 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:09.599 my emergency contact is my baby dad. That's really my nigger for real. 490 00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:15.079 But before y'all start with and well that's I don't like the moms, 491 00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:19.679 like still be fucking on dad, Like if you don't really like pay attention 492 00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:21.719 to what the fuck I'll be posting Like my mom passed away when I was 493 00:37:21.719 --> 00:37:25.000 fourteen, Like my little brother lives in Florida, my grandmother has dementia. 494 00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:29.119 Me and my father don't have a good relationship. So it's like, Yo, 495 00:37:29.559 --> 00:37:31.480 my child's father is really my emergency contact. Some shit happened like yeah, 496 00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:35.079 he gonna pull up and he gonna have the Tulli on him. Oh 497 00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:38.400 tudos, Yeah, he gonna have that shit. Right. So, but 498 00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:40.800 before I'll get too into like, oh I know, you're still fucking around, 499 00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:45.079 Like, Yo, nobody wants me to get a man more than my 500 00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:51.039 baby dad. Okay, and I'm gonna say it again, nobody wants me 501 00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:55.119 to be in a relationship more than my baby dad. Do you know why? 502 00:37:55.639 --> 00:38:00.480 Whenever I fucking need something or shit ain't going right? Do you know 503 00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:02.920 who fucking has to do it? My baby dad? And he ain't even 504 00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:08.480 get no coachie. Like, imagine fucking having to be somebody's support system and 505 00:38:08.920 --> 00:38:13.480 you won't even get you dick work a little bit bruh every fucking week. 506 00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:15.360 He like, you ain't find no nigga yet when the last time you went 507 00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:19.239 on date? You good? Bro? You want to talk about something? 508 00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:22.679 No, I don't, nigga, I don't. I'm trying. I'm fucking 509 00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:25.800 trying, Okay, So yeah, that's it. Uh. Little J five 510 00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:29.559 daddy says hello, O damn you be working him? Huh? I do, 511 00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:34.639 and I do. Aaron at seven three says Mary Cushy different. She 512 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:37.360 wants to have sex with the Bible, not us. Carolina Cash says, 513 00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:40.320 man, listen, I'm ready to build my baby mama a nigga at this 514 00:38:40.360 --> 00:38:50.519 point. See, that's exactly how my baby Dad, that is exactly how 515 00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:53.639 I feel. A Breezy two three five seven says, shit, I'm a 516 00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:59.679 phone call away. Boo, what's up, mister Loewe Pierre says baby Dad 517 00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:04.559 about to be your wingman in the second bruh, Yes, yes, he'd 518 00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:08.119 be sick of my ship. Rated fit says hit maker is young bird. 519 00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:22.000 Little known fact for y'all, what what what the fuck? Yeah? The 520 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:29.400 more you know, uh yeah, no, no, But I think that 521 00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:32.320 a majority of the reason behind pushing me for get a niggas so bad is 522 00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:40.800 because, like you know, he is the No. It's because like he 523 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:45.559 is in his kids life, So what, he gonna fucking not fix something 524 00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:47.559 in his house and let his kd be without. No, he's gonna bring 525 00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:50.760 his dumb ass around the corner and do it. Not dumb ass, because 526 00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:52.960 that's my nigga. I woul never disrespect him like that, but he's gonna 527 00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:54.800 bring his ass around the corner and do it. Also. In fact, 528 00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:58.639 when I was pregnant, my child's father bought a house around the corner from 529 00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:01.840 my house. He's going to come around the house and do it like but 530 00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:07.840 when I'm in a relationship he does like step back, like the last time 531 00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:12.199 I had a boyfriend, Like, no, he wasn't like pressed all in 532 00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.440 the house trying to be all in the video, Like no, that wasn't 533 00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:17.280 no Diddy, no Diddy, no Diddy, no Diddy, no Diddy. 534 00:40:17.559 --> 00:40:22.360 He definitely like steps back, but he understands that, like the long round 535 00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:24.239 without a negative, more work he got to do. So he'd be like, 536 00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:28.480 yo, bitch, what's going on? You're going outside? You finding 537 00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:30.239 somebody like your David, what's happening? And I'm like, I'm trying. 538 00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:34.880 I wasn't trying though. What I'm trying now mean better, I mean better, 539 00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:37.639 go be a better All right, y'all. Now let's get into the 540 00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:42.199 edible portion of the show. So the adedible portion is when we read any 541 00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:45.960 questions, comments and things that you guys send and uh and on the day 542 00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:50.280 that we record, we put a prompt up, and if you have something 543 00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:52.480 to say and it's not on one of the days that we have the prompt 544 00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:55.039 up, you can always email me at yo, I really always have to 545 00:40:55.199 --> 00:41:00.519 burk when we get here, excuse me, every fucking time, y'all. 546 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:05.039 I swear go back, like the last three episodes, every time we get 547 00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:12.239 here I have to burn. But yeah, okay, seven, all right, 548 00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:16.000 all right, seven, okay, yeah, email me at inquiries at 549 00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:22.239 stormypea dot com. Right boom, Okay, So the first one. First 550 00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:27.760 of all, mister Lowe Pierre says, date my baby mom would make an 551 00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:34.920 interesting show. Yo, my baby My baby dad is like the exact opposite 552 00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:37.880 of me. He's very introverted. He don't like talking to people that he 553 00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:40.239 don't know, so he would not be a good person for the show just 554 00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:44.159 because he's not me. He don't want to talk. He like, but 555 00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:46.639 he's really one of the funniest things ever to me because he talks to me 556 00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:50.679 like, that's my fucking nigga, that's my best friend. But everybody else 557 00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:55.159 know he's not he's he's he's a fucking mute. So if I had an 558 00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:59.199 outgoing baby dad, that would be a good show. Yeah, but okay, 559 00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:02.239 first question for that, let's go, let's get it. Who was 560 00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:07.639 smarter Sheldon Cooper, Steve Erkele or TJ. Henderson. First of all, 561 00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:15.800 I'm rooting for everybody black. Second of all, right, not gonna lie 562 00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:24.559 y'all for me. For me, If we say Sheldon Cooper, Steve Erkele, 563 00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:30.360 or TJ. Henderson. I mean, I feel like we all can 564 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:35.639 agree, right, if we're doing the process of elimination, can we all 565 00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:38.880 agree to eliminate TJ. Henderson. No disrespect to the smart guy, but 566 00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:44.480 I feel like we all can eliminate TJ. Henderson. I mean, fire 567 00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:47.280 intro, one of the best intros, though I don't know. I'm not 568 00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:51.320 gonna lie. Family Matters had that shit. Yeah, TJ. Henderson just 569 00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:55.360 gotta go. You just gotta go, by guy, You gotta fucking go. 570 00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:05.480 So now we're down to come on, come on, y'all. You 571 00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:13.800 saw Carl Winslow was at the Diddy parties. Okay, sorry, okay, 572 00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:15.079 okay, okay, okay, No Diddy, no Diddy, no Diddy, 573 00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:22.760 no Diddy. So now we're down to Sheldon Cooper and Steve Erkle. Bruh, 574 00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:27.480 I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna say Steve Arkle, Ah, I 575 00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:39.079 know, Elle, but but Sheldon was an astrophysicust with astro physicists. Oh 576 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:47.239 oh, but Sheldon was an astrophysicist. So so Steve Arkle made robots and 577 00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:52.800 fucking change of machines in the nineties. In the nineties, we didn't even 578 00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:59.199 have internet, yet like what and not to mention my man was able to 579 00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:04.679 turn into step Fine or Cow? What? You know how much money they 580 00:44:04.679 --> 00:44:07.280 had to spend on plastic surgery for Kim Kardashian to turn into Kim Kardashian. 581 00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:12.880 Come on, you know how much money Kylie Jenner had to spend on plastic 582 00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:15.719 surgery to become thee Kylie Jenner. And all my man had to do was 583 00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:21.840 step into an elevator door to become Stefine or Cow? What? Come on? 584 00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:25.519 Now? Come on? Which Leen was better? The juice that Steve 585 00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:30.920 drank to become Steve Stefan or kell Or did join Ivan Uz was selling in 586 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:39.840 the Power Rangers movie Battle of the Lean. You take the Arkle juice. 587 00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:52.360 Ah m, Carolina Cash says, Steve fixed the spaceship in space. Steve 588 00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:59.199 fixed the spaceship and space. Okay, oh my god. Outfit says Steve 589 00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:02.679 had feeling which took away from his genius. Sheldon don't give a fuck, 590 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:07.039 Ty Grown says, and now look we have y'all going to fence. I 591 00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:12.760 can't see it. I'm sorry y'all. Raded Fit says, I don't know 592 00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:15.480 that power is this movie Lean, It had me in a joke. Hold 593 00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:22.639 yo, I am crying. D rob A three one four says, uh, 594 00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:30.079 Steve was gonna be baby daddy and a valedictorian. Dark Man seventeen says 595 00:45:30.400 --> 00:45:35.880 Steve had a pretty girlfriend. Fem fatale says er Kel always fucked some shit 596 00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:40.760 up. Fel didn't want to say, did I do that? He he 597 00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:45.440 believe was a sweetheart. He had a good heart. Does that? Does 598 00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:50.360 that count? What's Sheldon on the spectrum? Are we sure Sheldon wasn't on 599 00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:57.880 a special Ashberger's know nothing. I don't know if I believe that. I 600 00:45:57.920 --> 00:46:02.800 don't know if I believe that he gave a little bit of Ashberger's No, 601 00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:08.519 mm hmm. Tig Grind said, if I'm more, I'm a morphan. 602 00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:15.679 I'm crying. Steve dropped the ball with Myra simping over Laura. Him and 603 00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:20.039 Myra was together for a bit sidebarrow. Why the fuck did y'all start that 604 00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:23.639 rumor that fucking Myra? Wait? Did she actually die? Did she actually 605 00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:30.840 die from it's no? Okay, we're gonna redact that. Yeah, I'll 606 00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:32.679 take that. I'll take that, I'll take it out. Yeah, I 607 00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:37.679 don't know. Long story short, my answer is Steve Urkle, also known 608 00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:43.679 as the five or Kell Boom. He was fine a shit and didn't even 609 00:46:43.719 --> 00:46:45.400 have a beard. But niggas in the nineties was a different type of fine 610 00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:52.760 anyway, so I'm not I'm not surprised next one wasn't it was. I 611 00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:55.760 feel like beauty period was different in the nineties, like for men and women 612 00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:05.320 like huh a long beauty bruh. I feel like for men, the beauty, 613 00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:09.320 the beauty and the level of handsomeness was like godly, like it was 614 00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:14.840 given pharaohs. It was given like, oh my god, rocking if I 615 00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:20.039 was an adult in the nineties, rocking crazy, yes, throw with a 616 00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:24.400 beeper in a fucking drop top, yes. And I'm gonna be real, 617 00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:27.800 sy'all. Y'all can say whatever y'all want to say about my man in his 618 00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:31.320 pelvic thrusts, okay. But Chamar Moore was a fine ass nigga in the 619 00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:35.639 nineties. Okay. That's why y'all think Jalen Hurts is so fine. It's 620 00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:38.679 reminiscent of Shamar Moore. It's godly. It's for some pharaoh shit, I 621 00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:45.400 can't explain it. But for the women too, like Nia long fucking Vivica 622 00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:52.119 Fox like what these women were next level bat and the best part was minimalna 623 00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:57.679 make up, no lashes, no heavy fucking eyeshadows and ship like that, 624 00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:04.559 no contour and bronzer. It was fucking lip gloss in the eyebrow that was 625 00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:07.880 it, and a skinny eyebrow at that like a. I don't know. 626 00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:13.760 Status and beauty were different in the nineties. Oh my god, come on, 627 00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:19.280 somebody like Holly Berry and you didn't even need weave back then. You 628 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:22.639 can have it if you want to. But like the short cuts was winning. 629 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:25.400 And you know, nowadays a shortcut automatically makes you look forty two. 630 00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:30.519 Back then, the twenty year olds had him with still fire. Oh my 631 00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:36.559 god. Ah oh Tygrin says, I actually got to touch Viveca once. 632 00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:39.440 Baby. Don't write that like that. Tell you about to end up on 633 00:48:39.559 --> 00:48:45.480 the diddy last. Don't write that like that. Don't write it like that, 634 00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:51.559 please please? Uh ge Wegg says you nineties five, Oh thank you, 635 00:48:51.679 --> 00:48:55.039 baby, You're so good to me. Outfie says to Sheena Arnold and 636 00:48:55.119 --> 00:49:00.760 Tsha Campbell bricked up eleven year old you gotta relax, but yo, real 637 00:49:00.800 --> 00:49:06.199 shit, is it just me? But when I go back and look at 638 00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:13.840 Martin now pro to Sheena Arnold was a different type of fun body face, 639 00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:17.000 and she was funny, y'all not giving to Sena Arnold enough credit dog, 640 00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:23.280 Oh my god. And she could sing, she could sang, sang what 641 00:49:24.519 --> 00:49:29.039 listen, go back, go back and look, go back and look, 642 00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:34.159 mister little Pierre says, go look and your family. Nineties pigs Unk was 643 00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:37.039 only twenty three looking like a grown ass thirty five year old. It was. 644 00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:40.960 It was the gene shorts. It aged him. Okay, thank you, 645 00:49:42.239 --> 00:49:45.440 thank you very much. Ti Grind says I did, though we two 646 00:49:45.480 --> 00:49:50.079 stepped. You're not making a better baby, You're not. You are absolutely 647 00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:53.119 not making it better. Aaron Nash seven three says nineties litt Kim bruh. 648 00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:58.840 Don't get me started on nineties low Kim. And I'm not even talking about 649 00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:04.440 blessing why but low Kim sis had a face card. She was one of 650 00:50:04.440 --> 00:50:09.159 the most bruh. She was one of the baddest brownskin joints of the nineties. 651 00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:15.119 And I'm willing to die on this hill. Oh my god, good 652 00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:19.760 time. Bruh, bruh. Funny Ball TV says she looked good, and 653 00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:23.039 everybody hates Chris too. Yead to Sheena Arnold did look bad and everybody hates 654 00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:25.320 Chris. I like her there too, for sure? Sure sure, sure, 655 00:50:27.639 --> 00:50:37.039 all right. Last question, if you could have a theme song play 656 00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:42.039 every time you walked into a room, what would it be? That's a 657 00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:45.559 good question. I wanna ask, y'all, if you could have a theme 658 00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:49.000 song play every time you walked into a room, what would it be? 659 00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:55.760 For me? I got a stink ass walk and a reckless ass mouth, 660 00:50:57.000 --> 00:51:00.239 and my shit so tight when we fucked my pussy talk. I don't even 661 00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:05.039 say what's up. I just tell him what I won't because I got another 662 00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:10.480 nigga that's gonna do what if he won't? A it is? I lied. 663 00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:14.199 I just want to sound cooler. I just want to do a rest 664 00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:21.360 with my friends. I just want to be cool with my friends, Okay, 665 00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:27.239 I just want to you know. It's And for those who are wondering, 666 00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:30.960 that's a Megan Thief Stallion, don't stop featuring young Thuck Free Thucker. 667 00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:34.599 Uh maybe not. I still don't know what he's being charged with. I'm 668 00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:36.599 not gonna lie, y'll, y'all know what not being charged with? He 669 00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:38.840 being he'd been like going through this whole rigamarole for a while, like let 670 00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:43.679 my man free or don't what the fuck? No, no, no, 671 00:51:43.960 --> 00:51:51.920 my real, my real, My real theme song would be uh, it 672 00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:57.760 would be sird Cadillac Dreams. When not close my eyes, you're by my 673 00:51:58.000 --> 00:52:00.920 side with the chock of the skin, dark hair, with those brown eyes. 674 00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:07.400 I'm gonna see you win my Cadillac Dreams. Uh yeah, man, 675 00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:10.840 y'all like her? I love sir, that's my song. Though you can't 676 00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:15.039 sing. First of all, I can sing. You don't fucking belt out 677 00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:20.559 when you're at a concert. You vibe? Okay, you don't. I 678 00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:30.280 am at a concert. I'm live right now. Why you hating on me? 679 00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:38.719 Shy? Damn carry a note? Sorry, sorry, sir. If 680 00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:44.119 you see this or you hear this, if you need me to sing back 681 00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:47.079 up, let me know. Okay, you don't know what he needs damn. 682 00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:51.880 All right, y'all, we're gonna recap. What do we learn today? 683 00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:58.840 Absolutely nothing? Thank you so much. Okay, Uh listen, my 684 00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:00.440 message is always gonna be the say and follow me on the ground at stormy 685 00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:05.639 p p e A at chocolate chip and sip and if you don't remember anything 686 00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:12.039 else, Please remember I'm gonna see you in my Cadillac Dreams shot. I 687 00:53:12.039 --> 00:53:20.239 can hear you sparking the lighter. Bye y'all, Bye bye,