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to get started. Welcome to teen
Girl Talk Jean girl Talk. I'm Czikoda

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I'm Franklin Coda, and this week, with much adulation and much expectation,

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we are returning to Forts Washington in
Twilight Data. I'mlike our original episode,

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We're not just going to talk pretentiously
about it. We're actually going to talk

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about how good Twilight is. I
don't remember how long ago did we initially

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cover Twilight. That was like the
fifth episode. Oh my gosh, so

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five over five years ago. Yeah, we were. We were just like

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everybody knows the story of Twilight.
We're just gonna talk about it as a

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cultural zeke yeast ze geist zegeist.
What a mistake that was because I um

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got to watch this movie with still
a person who has not seen this movie

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before. My excitement was boundless.
I felt like I had to point out

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all of the important milestones during the
film while we watched it, where I

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was like, and see people have
a lot of questions about how Bella is

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shaking that catchup like that kind of
minute show. Well, what's funny is

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I do remember this distinctly. You
are not enthused on it, like five

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years ago. You're like, I
could only watch this with the riff tracks

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on. Yeah, it's funny how
that circled around. I really think it's

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like a time thing where I don't
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in like an amazing place five years
ago, so I think that, I

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mean, it's closer to six,
right, Yeah, because if it was

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our fifth episode and we started this
in twenty seventeen, which seems crazy,

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it's a long ago. Yeah.
I was just like a cranky person,

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and now I just love it.
I love it for the camp I love

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it for the fact that it's so
familiar because I have seen this movie so

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many times, and when I saw
it back in two thousand and eight,

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I loved it. I like,
I don't know if I talked about this

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on our original episode. I doubt
what I did, because I kind of

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just remembered it recently. When the
movie came out, I bought an Edward

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pillowcase, like from Hot Topic,
and I was living with a boyfriend at

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the time. He's like, please
don't put that on the bed. I

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was like, nope, Edward wins
like, you will be sleeping in a

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bed that has a pillowcase is a
huge picture of Robert Patton's face on it.

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Like, I'm not sure why I
was so cranky about it. Six

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years ago. I was probably cranky
about most things. But the other thing

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is I saw Mafia Mama last week, I think, which was directed by

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the same director as Twilight, and
I feel I didn't love that movie.

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It was very violent, But I
think that Catherine Hardwick is a very good

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director, like I think she if
she likes her like apparently she was very

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into Twilight, And the reason she
didn't move on to the next movies is

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they the studio wasn't willing to give
her the time. She was like,

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look, if you want these done
right, this is the time I need

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to get them done right. And
the studio was like, Nope, this

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is cash cow. We don't give
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she left the project. And I
think you can really see the difference between

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the films that she was involved with
and the ones where she wasn't, because

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the later films, I think you
kind of convey that they not as much

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care was given. Like the point
where Edward rolls the apple up and is

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holding it in his hands. I
was like, Jill, that's the cover

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of the first book. I was
like, that's purposeful. So I did

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now in my older age, at
the end of my life. I can't

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really appreciate Twilight. Um, I
don't know how how did this watch feel

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for you? It honestly did.
I thought about putting on the Riff tracks,

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but I was like, no,
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this straight. Um. I mean, the thing is, I've watched the

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riff tracks too so much. I
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Yeah. Um. The big thing
for me is just like, you know,

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still have a huge crush on Alice
Colin. Of course her Wig,

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so much Wig work in this movie. I'm still like, why are Emman

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and Jacob here? There's just kind
of nothing right now. Um, Emmon

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is amazing. He is the man
who taught me that the best way to

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go to school is standing up in
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you're in a car would you want
to sit in a car when you could

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stand it and get bugs in your
teeth. I'll get a lot of protein

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from these bugs, really helping my
guns. It's gonna help me get a

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pump later. Like thinking about that. I mean, I even now when

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I see it, I'm like,
that's pretty cool standing in a car,

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But it's not what it's like,
not a comfortable way to. I have

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so many thoughts about this movie,
which is so funny because again I've seen

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it so many times, but now
i'm my whatever watch I'm like, they

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need a lot of hair decisions,
Like I feel like the hair department was

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very busy in this film. Um
yeah, that's the like. Okay,

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well just one a quick tangent about
Timoonan Poomba. Okay, great. I'm

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just like I was thinking about Tomoro
Poomba the other day. Um, and

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I'm just like they should be jacked
as hell. All they eat is bugs.

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Bugs are pure protein. Yeah,
but also they lie around a lot,

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because that's fair. But anyway,
well, like, um, and

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the thing is like with you know, watching this now in retrospect, I'm

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just like man Kristen Stewart and Robert
Pattinson. I think like everybody derided their

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acting, but you know, I
feel like now that I know more about

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what, I'm like, No,
they were just playing these roles like It's

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it's not they're acting with bad It's
just like Edward and Bella are awkward as

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fuck, which I think is better
for um, it's better like for these

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two teams. Um. Though,
I do feel like the one thing I

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in retrospect, I do are with
this movie, and since we've been doing

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this podcast is I do think these
movies are kind of the beginning of the

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affluence like love like Romantic Story where
it's basically like you know, Edwards,

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like I'm turribout rich and I can
give you this card, and I give

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you all these things, and we
can do all these things because I'm turribot

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rich, because I'm old as hell, because I'm a vampire, yeah,

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which is something that continues throughout Like, um, you know a lot of

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these teen movies we've watched where it's
just like this rich dude, is it

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like you know, well the After
series where it's just yeah, which was

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Twilight fan fiction, yeah, which
is crazy when you think about it,

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that like everybody has Twilight jokes and
whatever. But this like it's even as

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I say it, I'm like,
it sounds ridiculous. I sound ridiculous.

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Twilight was a cultural shift, and
I mean, I think that's the other

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part that's hard to see, like
because I'm trying to think of the timeline

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of even the fifty Shades movie.
So I think the last fifty Shades movie

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came out in like twenty eighteen,
So last time we watched Twilight, we

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were still like smack dab in the
reverberation of Twilight, like all five movies

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had come out. Midnight's Sun.
I know it got a delayed release because

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Stephanie Myers was like pretty pissed that
it had gotten leaked, and she was

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like, guys, come on,
like, you know, it's what even

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And she didn't need the money,
so she was kind of like, what's

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the point of me even releasing this? You guys read it before it was

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ready, which I understand being annoyed
about. And then there was that Christian

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Gray book about his origin story that
was basically like just a one to one

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like ripple off of Midnight Sun.
Not that Christian was a fire that would

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make me like that series like way
more. But um, I think it

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is very hard to quantify how much
changed, you know, like even the

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shift to sad boys, right,
like Edward Cullen is the saddest boy,

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but he in this movie in like
just like sort of the general. I

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don't know how you would say he
he's the ideal, which is so funny

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to be just think about every time
we do an early Alts movie before Twilight.

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You know, okay, bt um, Like, how many of those

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love interests are just the most unbelievable
douchebags you've ever seen, Like do you

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remember total Chads? Well, do
you remember? And I know what you

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did last summer when you know,
hot to Trot Ryan Philippe stands on his

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balcony and his dumb sunglasses and his
tank top. It goes you guys look

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like hammered shit, and I'm like, this is what this is one of

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our leading men. This is what
people thought was a good thing to do.

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I mean, can you imagine what
it was like for the Ryan Phelippes

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of the world when um, sort
of the the taste moved to sad boys.

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I don't think the Ryan Phelippes of
the world have had ever had that

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much to worry about. Even after
the Swords the sad Boys, there's still

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a certain sect of ladies that was
probably into them and dudes, yeah,

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and dudes and non buying your people. Yeah. Yeah. The one thing

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like, yeah, it's like that
affluence love like I love as affluence is

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something that's still you know, gives
me pause when I watch these movies and

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I don't I know that the um
Native American tribes. I've had a complicate

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that I represent in the book and
in most movies, have a complicated relationship

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with Twilight. And oh yeah,
that's the thing I was telling Jill about

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that they don't benefit at all from
being featured heavily in the films and books

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and having their like history hijack for
it. Yeah, so I don't.

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I can't speak on it with any
amount of expertise, so I'm not going

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to, but I do want,
you know, I do want to put

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out there that we acknowledge it and
like we're not one hundred percent like it's

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what I can do it. Oh
well, that's something they did wrong.

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And most sure and most movies,
and let's throw it out there, sports

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teams have also done a rock well. I think the sports team question is

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a little different, and I would
say, like lessen the exploitive side,

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more just on like the straight up
racist side. Yeah, because like I

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you know, obviously we're not anywhere
near as well and armed as I like

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speaking about like how accurately um they've
the tribe was portrayed in the film,

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Like, but I mean it seems
like and I don't I don't remember the

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later movies that while so this might
change, but it seems like they're being

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as respectful as possible while also being
exploitive, Whereas like when you talk about

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a football team like the Redskins,
that's just straight up growth. Like no

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one's trying to like pay homage or
like, you know, include indigenous people

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on sports. They're just being gross. It's like there's no defense to just

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being a gross out asshole in that
case. Um, if you want to

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support like um shows with actual Indigenous
people on them, Letterkenny and Reservation Dogs

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are two of the best. I
wanted to watch Reservation Dogs for a while.

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I heard it so funny it it
is, um, but like it's

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a bit heavy here and there,
so maybe not maybe not right now,

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but um, I do Also the
Daily Show where they talk, one of

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the correspondence talks to a bunch of
like Redskins fans and like then brings in

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the Indigenous people into the like the
room with them, and you can just

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see the visible shift of uncomfortableness from
the white people. It's amazing, you

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know, Um, it's just phenomenal. But okay, shall we now that

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we've gotten kind of heavy stuff out
of the way. Shall we get into

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the meat of this movie. Yes, the wonder that is Twilight. Yeah.

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So, um, I was standing
in the kitchen when the movie started,

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and I at this point I know
the opening monologue. I can like

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see the footage of the deer like
in my mind's eyes. Cullin's favorite part

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of the movie. Robert pattins,
Okay, rig is it like candid that

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the fictitious character Edward Cullen loves this
part of the movie. He was like

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in the Biography of Our Lives,
I love when they show the deer getting

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absolutely eviscerated by a victicker. Yeah. Um, so we're getting a voiceover

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from Bella about how if she had
to choose to die, she would willingly

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die for someone she loves in her
life, and um, this is a

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voice over over us like footage of
a deer. Um in Everything's in kind

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of blue tone. The deer is
being chased through the forest and is seemingly

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taken down hard cut to Bella and
Arizona talking about her hair brained mother and

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how her mom her parents divorced when
she was younger. Her mom is traveling

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with her stepdad. He's like a
pro baseball player. We will never see

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this man. I sort of love
the decision that this man is so unimportant.

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They did not cast him, they
did not show him. He never

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shows up in the film. Bella
is injured by the end, like pretty

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grievously or grievously injured by the end
of the film. And this man,

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I guess just deigned to stay in
Florida. You see him for two seconds

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when he's standing by the Carbrioler comal, ladies, we have to catch a.

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We have to catch a. We
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Just like you left Charlie for that. I mean, we don't know who

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left tomb. Did she leave Charlie, yeah, Bella says. She says

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later in the movie, she says
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or something very hurtful to Charlie,
and then edwards, just like your fallow

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could give you. And she's like, no, I said these last same

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thing Mom said when she left him. I think I feel like that was

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more about Forks, though it's still
just like no, it's terrible, and

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Bella is doing it in service of
saving her father from murderous vampires. So

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you know, I guess it can
be keep forgiven. There's no point where

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Charlie comes to know that the town
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I think towards the end he does, which, honestly, how good of

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the How much better were these movies? Like the Thing is like The Twilight?

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I always felt this room for improvement, just like how much better were

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these movies? A bit if they
just revealed to Charlie, like, yeah,

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we're vampires. It's not a whole
lot you can do to stop us,

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but we're here for good, like
like to help people. And Charlie's

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like okay, and just like Charlie
and Carlisle loving crimes together. But then

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what if Charlie became a blade level
vampire hunter? If you right as hell?

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Okay, yeah, I mean I
agree. Charlie and his mustache and

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like a leather duster and he's doing
the blade like land Post and then he's

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like, oh, I'm back,
I'm getting too old for this. Yeah,

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bell like um, So they Bella
gets to Forks. It's immediately uncomfortable

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because Charlie's a dad and doesn't know
what to talk to his teenage daughter about.

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He has bought her a ramshackle truck
that is dropped off by Jacob and

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Jacob's dad. Um, oh gosh, what is Jacob's dad's name? I

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don't you look that up? And
because I want to point out a few

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things, Um, I really love
the Charlie, Like I love Charlie in

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general, but I do like the
relationship between Charlie and Bella because like,

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um, you know, like he's
like he's a very quiet man. He's

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very you know in he's constantly in
his own feelings, but he's constantly trying,

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and he he does understand that like
time has passed, you know,

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Like this guy's like, oh do
you remember I was Santa? And he's

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like and he's like, you know
so, and so it's she was last

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year when she was four. I
don't think she's gonna remember that. Ye,

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Billy Black is the um is Jacob's
dad? Yeah, And like but

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then Bella is like turbo pump on
her truck, Like yeah, she's like

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she could be way shittier, Like
yeah, definitely, But I was like,

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are we just gonna presume that Bella
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Oh? Charlie definitely taught her when
she was nine yeah, you need this

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someday. Yeah. I was like, wow, this is a full choice

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for a team that probably is not
driven that much. Like I don't think

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I could drive. Uh it's like, I guess I could learn stick shift.

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I have no desire to, though
it seems very stressful. The funny

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thing about the funny thing about Charlie
is Charlie's living his own indie film yes

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by Itself, where they're like,
oh, Charlie comes after Thursday too and

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has the same thing like since you
left Bella, I'm just like poor Charlie.

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Bill's bragging in the kitchen about how
he loves driving stick shift. You

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would love to learn, Okay,
I misunderstood. It probably makes less sense

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now why I shoot him away because
I thought it was bragging. It was

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like, get out of here.
I think your car can drive in stick

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I think mine. I know mine
can't. I just never try because I

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don't know how. Yeah, I
mean you can ruin the car that way.

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So yeah, um, so where
are the five minutes of the movie.

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Oh, but about your Charlie indie
film thing? Um, I was

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wondering, do you think there's like
a will they won't they? With the

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waitress. I think there's a will
they won't they? With a lot of

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women in Charlie's life, thought Charlie's
Charlie is just too amicable and polite to

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ever think that women are attracted with
him when it's every woman in town.

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But he's actually in love with Billy
Black. I mean, I'd be into

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it. I'm sure there's a lot
of fan fiction rights the way into it.

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Okay, So Bella meets Jacob have
great chemistry. They really do.

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Um. Bella meets Jacob and uh, he explains that he goes to school

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in the reservation, so they won't
be at school together. Bella is nervous

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about her first day. Uh.
Her first day at school is like,

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oh, first, we see a
man and murdered. We do not know

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who this man is or context for
where he is. We just see him

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being chased and hunted down. And
then Bella's first day at school, literally

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everyone is obsessed with her immediately and
so nice to her. And Bella is

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shy and is not into this,
but like everyone's like, oh my god,

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you're amazing. I love you,
Please be my friend. And Bella's

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like, So, when I was
younger, I thought that was holly unrealistic.

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Now that I'm older, I'm just
like, no, this makes sense

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for a small town. Yeah.
I think at some point, Anna Kendrick's

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character calls her the shiny new toy. Yes, but yeah, I would

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say, like, you know,
like for a bunch of people who probably

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growing up together, and like nobody
comes to Forks like like, oh my

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god, somebody new, and think
about it. The only other people who

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have come to Forks have been new
are the Cullens, who have almost been

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elevated to like a deity level where
they're like the gods don't deign to talk

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to us, and then Bella comes
in. It's just like they're like,

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oh cool, you'll talk to us. Like the thing is, though I

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did find like I found everybody who
wasn't Anna Kendrick convnnoy. Well, I

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think I definitely think they're written that
way because we're supposed to see that the

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genuine love is between Bella and Edward
because they are deep souls, while everyone

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else is like a little bit vapid
because Bella doesn't care about prom, she

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doesn't care about the yearbook, and
you know, she's sort of elevated above

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these like very regular like high school
concerns, because you know, she's immediately

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embroiled in a vampire battle. So
one of my favorite things is apparently Anna

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kendrickcuse forgetting that she wasn't Twilight,
which is so weird to me. How

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do you forget that you're in like
one of the most culturally important movies that's

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ever made. Well, I was
like, I was listening to the Dutchess

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and Daddies talking Dad's podcast. They're
like, yeah, eventually just projects start

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kind of blending together after a while
if you do enough of them, like

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you know, and then like,
oh, right, I did do that

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thing. That does make sense because
I'm not a big movie star, and

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that happens with stuff in my life
where people are like this thing and I'm

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like, sure, okay, yeah, I believe you. I don't know,

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I don't remember her. So I
guess if you're Anna Kendrick and you're

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flying all over the place and doing
movies like what was the one where her

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and oh gosh, I cannot remember
the name of that woman everyone's obsessed with

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from Parks and Ray Oh very funny. Uh, I'm like yeah, yeah,

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so glad I grinded the podcast to
a hole for that. But like

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they did that movie in Hawaii with
um Zac Efron and Adam Divine and you

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know, like that to me probably
would eclips something like I showed up for

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four days on a set in Canada
or whatever and filmed you know, Twilight

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twenty years ago. She just made
a very difficult to watch just because the

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subject matter, but very good movie
called Alice Darling about a psychologically abusive relationship.

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Oh wow, yeah, it's it's
intense, but it's a very good

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movie. Um oh and um the
woman who plays Tennis from Leta Kennies in

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it. Yeah, okay, And
I'm just like it's hard. She's one

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of those actors as where you once
you know them from a certain role,

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it's hard to like see them be
something else, like you know, defenseless

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or whatnot. Because I'm like,
that's Tannis. Tannis would just like baying

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this guy as soon as he stepped
through the door. I feel that way

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about Um, who's the one who
plays Annie on Community Alison By Yeah,

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so I to me, Alison Bury
is always Judy Campbell from Madman. So

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when I saw her in um Glow, I was like, OK, And

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I didn't even get her name right, Trudy Campbell. Trudy Cambell would never

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put up in this bullshit like she
you know, is a strong independent woman.

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Yeah, um so yeah, Chells
Pete Campbell, if you so much

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as unzip your fly within fifty miles
of this house, I will destroy you.

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That that in the fifties to your
shitty husband. That's amazing. Yeah,

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oh my god. She's still good
and happiest season that movie. Well,

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christ And starts in that movie as
well. She's also very good at

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and albrey Plaza. Do you think
they all have a group chat? I

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hope so. Yeah, they're just
like, isn't it Gray being like some

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of the best female actresses in Hollywood. When we were watching She's the Man

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last night, I was like,
Okay, the Chanting Canum was in the

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first Step Up movie, and he
shows up briefly in the Second Step Up

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Movie, and then Amanda Byne's shitty
ex boyfriend in this he's in the Second

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Step Up movie. It's I mean, I know that's sort of how like

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you know, Hollywood works, where
like people there are like seasons where people

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are getting a lot of work and
people who sort of actors who look like

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them are also getting a lot of
work. It just seems weird, like

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that seems like such a sort of
uncanny Valley situation to walk into a room

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and there's a bunch of other people
who look like you. I don't think

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I'm like that at all. Yeah. Um, so I'd be like,

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well, the real eminem please stand
up. I'd be like, can you

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leave? I'd be like, please
stand up. So, speaking of um,

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the eminem of the Twilight series,
call um, what, Frank,

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that is the most controversial thing you've
ever said in your life? Dare you

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trying to get back to them?
Okay, Colin is the eminem of Twilight.

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It doesn't even make sense and it's
offensive. I was just trying to

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get back after but wanted to talk
about the biology scene, which is so

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gondamn funny even now. Oh my
god, I was cackling when the fan

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blows. Bella said towards somebody's like
WHOA, Like, what was the stage

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direction there? Look appalled? That's
not I thought the stage direction was like,

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you just got the most intense sudden
boon. Okay? Is that because

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that the face he makes looks like
the face? Okay, this is such

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a specific thing. But when you're
in New York City in the summer and

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the garbage is out and it's just
like baking, like absolutely baking in the

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heat, and the car drives by
and just WAPs it into your face,

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That's the face I would make.
Not a face that I am so suddenly

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aroused. It's a face like oh
it's so gross, Like I could taste

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the smell, it's so bad.
It's not so much the faces the body

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movement of him just like suddenly like
like the whole body shutter. Yeah,

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that makes sense. And then we
perceived like she sits next to him,

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and I'm like, of course,
so a big animate tree is that the

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main character is the one sitting in
the desk closest to the window. Okay,

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um, so they can happen.
I love that as a weird trope,

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like it's so bizarre that that's designated
one of my favorite one of my

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favorite things the game Spot the main
character, where like you'll see a bunch

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of people of like normal ass blonde
or like brown or black hair and other

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be like one person with pink hair, and you're like spot the main characters.

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I think it's the one with the
pink hair. M that's great,

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but yeah, so I doubt that
that's what Stephanie was going for. That.

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But we also forget he has the
angel wings behind him. Um,

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but there's just like a bird or
something that's the taxi dirty. Yeah,

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there's a stuffed out so like I
love it so much. So they you

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know, these are their pairings for
the rest of the year, their lab

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partners, Um and Edward storm Set
of class. Bella I guess, followed

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him after class. It makes no
sense why she ends up at the school

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office like while he's there, being
like, you need to move me into

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some other science and at this very
small school, the administrative assistant is like

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no, sorry, full up,
can't move you anywhere. It's the middle

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of the school here. I mean, that's the weirdest part. It's just

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like, well, you're in biology. You're demanding to be moved to physics

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for a reason you will not disclose. Like so, Bella takes an immediate

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dislike to this whole situation, but
is already obsessed with Edward, which I

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mean, it's Robert Pattinson and goth
makeup running around being a total weirdo.

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I would also be very into him. So her mom calls from a mechanic

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shop. There's this like runner about
how her mom um loses her phone charger

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because remember she's hair brained, and
um. Her mom's like, how's the

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school? How is everyone treating you? And fell was like it's fun,

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and her mom's like, who's being
me to one man? One man?

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Adam an entire school? But I
mean he was. There's like a little

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comedic beat where like Fella sniffs under
her arm, Like I think I as

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a person who fixates, I definitely
would also be upset if a man had

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like just such a bodily reaction to
my presence, just like oh An,

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I'd be like, what the fuck? Wait? Like high school age,

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Frank. That would devastate me,
Like because I'm already like going around like

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somebody be like, hey, Frank, how's it going, I'd be like

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they probably hate me? And then
somebody to do that if you're like,

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well, I've got to leave the
school. Nobody likes me here. You

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go to the school office and be
like I need to be put in any

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other science and they administrated to be
like what is happening in this biology class?

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I'm like, I'm sorry, a
lot of times the school has come

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to an end, I'm going to
need to go to one of the other

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high schools around here. They're on
other high schools around here. I'm like,

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okay, I guess I'll just go
back to class. But yeah,

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um, so oh have we've gone
to high tech high But so then the

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which we call it the day's pass
and Edward has not been in school,

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and Bella is even more pissed about
this, which uh seems strange, and

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he's like, what is what it's
going to happen with his education? He's

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like, I'm very concerned about the
truancy issue with this man, this man

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who seemingly hates me. So um. The first day Edward is back,

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we get a cafeteria introduction scene.
Unlike most high school movies, this is

405
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:12.480
not like an introduction of the clicks. Is just the introduction of this one

406
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:17.880
family. Well that happened beforehand.
Oh okay before biology. Yeah no,

407
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:21.519
when he comes back, this is
where we get the apple kick scene.

408
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:29.760
Yeah. So sorry, I can't
believe that I forgot this iconic scene where

409
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:36.800
Anna Kendrick is giving us the rundown
of the Coulin where she's like they're all

410
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:45.760
adopted and together, you know,
like together together. Like now even further

411
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:49.840
out from initially seeing this, I'm
like that is so weird. Like everyone

412
00:35:49.840 --> 00:35:52.480
in the town must be like,
look, I get we're a rural town,

413
00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:58.480
but that doesn't mean there are no
rules, like they rules and laws

414
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:04.880
still exist, just like doctor carlisle
Um, Social Services needs to come check

415
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:08.800
some shit out. Social Services needs
to come speak to your forty year old

416
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:17.280
teenagers, please. So um,
we get introduced to Alison Jasper. Jasper

417
00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:23.800
looks in pain all the time.
And again I'm sorry, go ahead,

418
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:29.519
was like, he looks like he's
complete, like also hiding awkward boners.

419
00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:34.599
Yeah, like Jasper. Also to
me, Jasper just looks like he's trying

420
00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:40.800
not to throw off all the times, like that's what happens. And then

421
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:50.320
um, there's also uh Rosalie and
Emmett. And Emmett is the one who

422
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:57.159
is standing up in the ge coming
to school. So um then like drumroll

423
00:36:57.239 --> 00:37:05.480
please, Edward and strolls in through
the cafeteria doors, and Anna Kendrick lets

424
00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:09.760
us know that he doesn't date anyone
at the school. He's like looking very

425
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:17.400
slick um and I couldn't stop thinking
about him being angsty Batman this like entire

426
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:24.800
time, Like because angsty Batman has
so much like dark goop on his face.

427
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:31.920
And they absolutely slathered Robert Pattinson in
like the whitest cover up makeup you

428
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:37.920
ever seen. I saw some tumbling
notes when they were talking about the Batman

429
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:43.119
where they're like Bruce sticks his head
into a theme eyeliner then cries in his

430
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:46.920
way to the scene. He really
does, like there's so much goop on

431
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:51.559
his face all the time. Also, I was just thinking about how funny

432
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:54.440
would be if Edward became Batman,
and it's just like when he has to

433
00:37:54.519 --> 00:37:58.280
fight in the city, it's just
like the you know, the part of

434
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:01.039
his face that's shown just a sparkle, Oh my god, every time the

435
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:07.920
lights hid it. Um Okay.
Yeah. Also, if I was remaking

436
00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:13.119
this movie and like there's gonna be
the Twilight series coming out, um,

437
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:15.280
which honestly I don't really see the
need for, Like we were in the

438
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:20.519
Vampire Diaries, like they're just gonna
add a bunch of extremous nonsense to it.

439
00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:23.599
Though, if they gave me a
prequel series about Rosalie, I'll be

440
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:28.800
two road to that or like a
limited series. That'd be awesome. Yeah,

441
00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:32.519
Like I don't know how, Like
first of all, which channel would

442
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:36.840
be the one doing the series.
I think it's like Showtime or HBO or

443
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:38.440
something. Okay, I was gonna
say, it's gonna have to be one

444
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:44.440
of those channels because like the vampire
birth stuff is so graphic and so upset.

445
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:50.800
You can't do that on you know, like Basic cable. It just

446
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:53.199
can't happen. Um check the mic. Oh they did like eight times on

447
00:38:53.320 --> 00:39:00.760
Rivedale what vampire births? Yeah,
they did like three times one episode stop

448
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:08.960
it of course. But I know, I like, I feel like people

449
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:13.559
have just stopped talking about Riverdale because
it got so crazy. It was like,

450
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:17.480
who would believe me? I guess
that this is a show that is

451
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:22.400
available to people, and they could
you know, I could just prove to

452
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:24.519
them that I'm telling the truth,
But why would they believe me? It's

453
00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:29.239
so outlanded, Like when you try
and talking about Riverdale, you suddenly become

454
00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:32.559
Cassandra where you're just like shouting what
happens in Riverdale that nobody believes you.

455
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:38.679
Yeah, everyone's like wait what now, I can't be a real show.

456
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:45.800
Somebody didn't write that, and now
with the writers strike like pending, I'm

457
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:50.440
like, everything's gonna start seeming like
Riverdale because it's just gonna be people unfamiliar

458
00:39:50.440 --> 00:39:59.239
with content trying to write shows.
And I would have to assume that most

459
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:04.840
of our listeners are not hold it
up to remember the initial writers strike.

460
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:07.920
I think that what was that,
Like she hasn't six? It was like

461
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:13.239
yes, because like the Office was
in this like fifth season or something.

462
00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:22.199
It was a dark time get Ready
for some truly terrible TV for some reason,

463
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:28.960
a lot of stinging episode. It's, um, yeah, it's not

464
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:32.480
gonna be great. Okay, I'm
gonna say this. Let me just quick

465
00:40:32.519 --> 00:40:37.639
take quick trip to the bake sale. But um, somebody was like,

466
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:42.199
there's no greater shame than Ready into
like the YouTube algorithm, like the name

467
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:45.679
of the song that put in Glee
version after at the end of it,

468
00:40:46.880 --> 00:40:53.599
I like, I'm sort of torn
because we've never done Glee, and I

469
00:40:53.800 --> 00:41:00.679
feel like so much of it is
like wildly problematic, and you know,

470
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:06.039
there's been so much tragedy in the
cast. But also part of me is

471
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:08.039
like, how do we not do
Glee? I don't know, what are

472
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:12.639
your thoughts on it? Well,
Donnie sat down and watched all of Glee,

473
00:41:13.039 --> 00:41:16.599
and he has a lot of like
thoughts on it. Yeah, so

474
00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:21.880
maybe I a you know, three
person episode with Donnie. We can all

475
00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:25.000
talk about it, okay, because
like, and you know, the thing

476
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:32.320
is, I'm sure it sort of
develops over the seasons. But I watched

477
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:38.519
an Eddie Burback video about the first
episode and I was like, what or

478
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:44.719
the nightmare that is Leah Michelle not
even that? Just like the premise of

479
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:50.360
the first episode is that the teacher
is so mister whatever his name is,

480
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:54.800
is so obsessed with becoming the glee
leader. He like blackmail as a child,

481
00:41:55.599 --> 00:42:00.559
and he's lying to his wife and
then his wife is pregnant and like

482
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:07.559
another teacher, the original Glee teacher
gets fired because he inappropriately touched a student,

483
00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:10.920
and I was like, this is
way heavier. I mean, it's

484
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:15.679
Ryan Murphy, right, so I
shouldn't be surprised. Like I loved the

485
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:20.000
first season of American Horror Story and
it's the same guy. So it's like,

486
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:22.079
well, does see what do you
expect? But at the same time,

487
00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:25.280
I'm like, luckily it was just
about song. I thought it was

488
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:31.559
like pitch perfect Nope. But Okay, we're gonna take a quick trick to

489
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the base l I'm getting kick into
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490
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491
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492
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493
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494
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Visit Talo dot com slash teen girl
talk to get started. I have another

504
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:06.320
question about they do music underneath their
songs, right, so it's not like

505
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:09.000
pitch perfect? Yes, okay,
okay, that's all. That was my

506
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:21.400
only question. Um So um Bella
and Jacob Bella, Jacob Bella and Edward

507
00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:24.679
have like a lot of back and
forth where it's you know, Edward being

508
00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:30.079
wildly rude to her and then being
like, oh, but JK, I'm

509
00:44:30.119 --> 00:44:34.960
obsessed with you and I you know, I can't be near you. We

510
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:38.360
shouldn't be friends, and she's like
understandably, like what is happening? Like

511
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:47.519
what is your deal? And um
Bella is standing in the parking lot when

512
00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:54.280
a man drives it to the parking
lot at top speed, loses complete control

513
00:44:54.360 --> 00:45:01.039
of his band and almost pancakes Bella. So Edward gets there in like the

514
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:10.119
blink of an eye and protects Bella
from the careening minivan and so Bella's like,

515
00:45:10.280 --> 00:45:15.960
how did that happen? And so
then she is at the hospital and

516
00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:20.760
we meet doctor Colin, who's Edward's
dad for all intents and purposes, and

517
00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:30.440
she questions Edward after kind of walking
up on Edward and Rosalie and doctor Colin

518
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:35.920
having a debate about how Edward is
endangering them all, and he was like,

519
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.920
what was I supposed to do?
Let her die? And Rosalie's implicit

520
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:50.519
answer was yes, and so then
Edward like gaslights the shit out of her

521
00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:52.800
and is like, I was standing
right next to you the whole time.

522
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:55.159
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have superhuman strength and speed.

523
00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:59.800
And Belle's like, wait what and
he's like, I don't want to

524
00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:06.000
be runs by? Um. I
also, that's all very important, but

525
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.599
I don't want to talk about how
huffy Charlie is. Oh my gosh,

526
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:15.880
yes, about the man that almost
ran Bella over. The guy keeps apologizing,

527
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:19.440
Charlie like like you and I are
going to have a discussion them to

528
00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:22.039
this, like you're losing your license, and Bella's like, dad, chill,

529
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:30.360
and he's like, I'm an achievable
believe Um so yeah, I forget

530
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:32.400
exactly When it happens. About a
certain point, Bella wakes up and boom

531
00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:36.119
Edwards in her room. She turns
out her light, Boom, Edward's gone

532
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:38.840
not yet, So first they have
to go on the field trip to the

533
00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:45.880
greenhouse. Um Edward continues to be
rude and churlish to her and good words,

534
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:53.320
thank you, and she gets asked
out by I'm going to find the

535
00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:59.480
name of this character, one of
the annoying sideboy characters by Mike Newton.

536
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:04.639
Tyler is the one who almost hit
her with his car. Mike Newton is

537
00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:07.039
asked her to prom and she's like, wait what now, I'm not going

538
00:47:07.079 --> 00:47:12.000
to be here. I'm going to
Florida. And he's like, can't you

539
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.400
go to Florida a different weekend,
which I think is pushy, and she's

540
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:17.320
like, no, I can't.
I have to go to Florida that weekend.

541
00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:25.480
And so she tells him that he
should ask Anna Kendrick's character to prom

542
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:32.559
and m Edward is like making googly
eyes at her the whole time, and

543
00:47:32.719 --> 00:47:38.400
then he comes up next to her
in the greenhouse and is like, um,

544
00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:43.320
actually I saved you due to a
drenaline in my system. It's a

545
00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:46.639
very common thing. You can google
it. And she's like, what is

546
00:47:46.719 --> 00:47:51.960
your deal? And he's like,
I don't want to be friends and so

547
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:54.440
then and it can't dangerous to be
around me. Now, I'm gonna get

548
00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:58.280
on this empty bus and I'm gonna
just sting alkolly at the bus driver.

549
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:05.840
I mean, it's that's I never
noticed before this watch that he delivers his

550
00:48:06.039 --> 00:48:08.800
line up being like stay away from
me, and then just kind of like

551
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:14.039
Fonzie hits the bus door and then
it opens, and I'm like, can

552
00:48:14.079 --> 00:48:16.079
you imagine a teenager doing that?
The bus store would be like, knock

553
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:20.480
it off, I'll let you on
the bus when it's time to let you

554
00:48:20.519 --> 00:48:24.679
on the bus vampire. I would
have also, who thankus, Susie.

555
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:28.760
Um, well, here's the thing, Frank, how's he getting the bus?

556
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:32.000
He wasn't invited. I just saw
Renfield. You need to invite a

557
00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:38.480
vampire in. I think I think
like we're not falling the closest rules and

558
00:48:38.960 --> 00:48:44.880
um in this thing, Like I
don't. I don't think that Twilight is

559
00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:50.320
not cannon in the vampire Well,
I mean what other vampires sparkle Susy And

560
00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:52.239
I don't want to harp on that, because yes, it's dumb, but

561
00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:58.079
it's not it's also amazing. Yeah, looks like Tobias covered in the diamond

562
00:48:58.119 --> 00:49:02.440
cream. Yeah, but it also
like, okay, well we'll get there.

563
00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:07.000
I also would have loved if the
um what we do in the Shadows.

564
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:13.199
Vampires were in this movie absolutely.
I mean sorry, I'm coughing so

565
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:19.199
much like straight like Dave Barry.
It is just like in the movie.

566
00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:24.559
I mean they think, wait,
Matt Berry, you mean yes, Dave

567
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:34.000
Barry. Um, his character was
actually in Arizona for a while. That's

568
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:37.719
so funny. There's a point where
he beats up a bunch of bikers because

569
00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:39.519
he thinks they're street toughts, and
they're like, what do you want to

570
00:49:39.599 --> 00:49:43.199
ride to raise money for kids?
And this guy just came out of nowhere

571
00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:49.639
and keep the crap out of us. That sounds like Matt Berry. And

572
00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:53.119
then and not just not just the
absolute pest. What do we do in

573
00:49:53.159 --> 00:50:00.280
the Shadows? It's such a good
show. Um, here's the thing at

574
00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:05.719
the point where he delivers the line
this is the skin of a killer Bella.

575
00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:10.719
It's just so amazing. It's so
good. Okay, as he sparkles

576
00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:15.719
and looks like he's gonna throw up, it's great. Okay. You know

577
00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:19.559
what if I was going to remake
Twilet, a scene I would have would

578
00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:22.239
be the Cohens trying to brainstorm,
Like he's like, I want to still

579
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:25.119
talk to Bella because as you know, I'm not obsessed with her, but

580
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:30.760
what excuse can I use that won't
kill us killed? As Like, um

581
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:36.320
okay, gasline didn't work, adrenaline
all right? Cool? Thanks that well?

582
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:38.280
Yeah, Like, I mean,
since Edward doesn't sleep, he just

583
00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:45.320
spent all that time ruminating about like
I'm just gonna find us out. Also,

584
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:50.639
here's the other part. Who in
this town has enough sense that they,

585
00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:55.480
like everyone in Forks is so self
consumed. They're not. I mean,

586
00:50:55.519 --> 00:50:59.119
they all seem like very nice people, but they all seem very involved

587
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:04.519
in their own stuff. I don't
see them all kind of like getting together

588
00:51:04.679 --> 00:51:08.000
in a gang to kill the Colins. I mean, the thing is like

589
00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:13.440
they're all colors only he's the only
doctor. There are no other doctors in

590
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:15.760
this town. And honestly, if
I was doctor Colin, I'd be like,

591
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:21.519
Hey, hospital, I'm gonna make
you a deal. Hospital as an

592
00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:24.920
entity. Hello hospital, you guys
kick me a few blood packs each week.

593
00:51:25.239 --> 00:51:30.239
I worked twenty four hours without breaks
about having to do anything. We

594
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:37.679
cool. Good, But now you're
just turning him into Morbius. No,

595
00:51:37.000 --> 00:51:42.119
Like, I'm not telling into Morbous
because Morbius was not useful in the least

596
00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:46.800
like Yeah, it's amazing how little
Morbus did and then got the noble peace

597
00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:52.639
for ze. Like of vampires,
I respect, Oh my god, yes

598
00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:58.079
please, I need your vampire hierarchy, your vampire respect hierarchy. It's like

599
00:51:58.360 --> 00:52:01.719
what we do in The Shadows Crew. Okay, um, the Cullens,

600
00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:13.480
Okay, Spike, Angel morbous.
I can't believe that Spike is excuse me,

601
00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:22.400
Spike is above Angels. Spike attempted
to assault Buffy, Okay, okay,

602
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:24.360
but they're both in the dregs because
I just think Angels so fucking boring.

603
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:30.239
Angel is a real dud. No
shade to David Boreanis. But like,

604
00:52:30.599 --> 00:52:36.880
oh gosh, have you ever watched
Bones. I've never really given Bones

605
00:52:36.920 --> 00:52:39.079
a chance. No, that's a
procedural. I'm not really into procedurals.

606
00:52:39.719 --> 00:52:44.639
I'm only into it if it's Law
and Owner. I've never ever watched any

607
00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:47.800
of the other like procedural shows.
Like yeah, like I agree, Like

608
00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:52.079
Law and Order is just like,
hey, we're gonna just do this by

609
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.159
the numbers, and our guy is
going to crack witticisms. It's not like

610
00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:59.800
we're gonna have two people typing on
a computer at the same time. And

611
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:01.159
I like, we're like superheroes or
something. He's like, Nope, We're

612
00:53:01.159 --> 00:53:05.000
just going to do the work.
And that's a m I mean, I

613
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:07.960
don't want to throtiate a NCIS because
I know it is beloved. But the

614
00:53:08.119 --> 00:53:12.559
other thing about law on NUDDER is
it really depends on which season you're talking

615
00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:16.800
about, because like the Dennis Farina
seasons, those did not age well.

616
00:53:16.880 --> 00:53:20.360
We watched a lot of those in
the last couple of months and I was

617
00:53:20.440 --> 00:53:23.559
like, boy, guys, if
it wasn't a Sam McCoy episode, I'm

618
00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:29.800
not watching it. I mean,
Frank Sam McCoy was on that show for

619
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:32.960
a bazillion seasons. He spans all
the seasons. Oh I didn't. I

620
00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:37.559
didn't like the lawyer before that.
Didn't like Dennis Farina, and like Dennis

621
00:53:37.559 --> 00:53:38.960
Farina is not a lawyer though he's
a detective. Yeah, I didn't like

622
00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:42.760
him. Didn't like him. I
had to spend half the show. If

623
00:53:42.760 --> 00:53:44.800
I'm going to spend half the show, it's going to be with um,

624
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:50.000
well, what's his name, Jerry
Orback and Benjamin Bratt. That was peak

625
00:53:50.039 --> 00:53:53.719
for me. Peak was Jeremy Warback, Benjamin Bratt, and Sam McCoy fair

626
00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:57.880
enough. I bet you a dream
team, as they say, yeah,

627
00:53:57.920 --> 00:54:00.360
I bet you you knew who was
watched a bunch of Law in Order Franks

628
00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:04.880
Frank when he was twelve, because
there's like six episodes on a day during

629
00:54:04.920 --> 00:54:08.920
spring summer break. Um, yeah, there's a lot. Law and Order

630
00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:13.599
is on multiple channels multiple times a
day. Now. Yeah, I've watched,

631
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:15.199
like, I've watched six episodes of
that and then like four episodes of

632
00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:19.519
The Mash. Um, and that
was my that was my summer anyway.

633
00:54:19.559 --> 00:54:22.760
And you're like, I'm not going
outside. I refuse to go too hot,

634
00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:30.000
too hot, and also I was
scared of people then anyway. Um,

635
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:38.440
but so you know now, um, at this point there's a cul

636
00:54:38.480 --> 00:54:44.039
de sac of a beach trip where
Jacob and his friends from the reservation show

637
00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:51.039
up, and that is exposition dump
at the beach that we need to go

638
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:54.840
to the beach so that we can
get some tasty exposition and some CPA tone

639
00:54:54.880 --> 00:55:01.639
flashbacks to the Collins eating a deer, okay, and um, I love

640
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:06.719
them in their old timy clothes.
It was amazing. I love them being

641
00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:09.599
like the columns don't come here,
long, pregnant, awkward pause, so

642
00:55:09.800 --> 00:55:14.800
good and then immediately after that,
I was like, what the fuck was

643
00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:17.880
that? And Jacob says, oh
you caught that, Jacob, Yes,

644
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:27.119
it was so obvious. Jacob's like, we got a real sloop on our

645
00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:32.119
hands. That was the kind of
pause that somebody that comes after somebody says

646
00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:37.199
I'm not cool racial No, racial
slurs are cool and not cool racial slur?

647
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:43.519
Oh please detail to us like cool
racial slurs. Okay, say something

648
00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:49.519
highly problematic and everybody just fall silent, be like oh boy. And then

649
00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:53.719
like literally you could feel the air
in the room and you're like gosh,

650
00:55:54.159 --> 00:55:59.119
and you're just waiting for somebody be
like not cool man, Yeah, well

651
00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:07.960
I feel the pause and then he
should be like, you know, pause

652
00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:12.320
not so long. They had to
cut the sea. They were like seat

653
00:56:12.360 --> 00:56:16.159
over, you know those cool racial
slurs which are like in the half pipe,

654
00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:22.119
you know, rid sky for the
hell, Frank get better. It's

655
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:24.159
just like such an awkward way to
put it. I got what you were

656
00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:29.360
saying, like racial slur is bad, but you're like, which are uncool?

657
00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:31.920
But then it really does open you
up to thinking are you saying they

658
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:37.119
are cool ones? No? There
are no? Thank you right, thank

659
00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:45.119
you for clarifying there are no cool
racial slur all right, Oh my god,

660
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:55.360
oh so the mess So the dance
is coming up and um prom it's

661
00:56:55.400 --> 00:57:04.760
the problem. It's the inexplicably Mine
Carlo themed pra. I feel like movie

662
00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:09.679
people who are either writing I don't
know how many lines of approval Monte Carlo

663
00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:14.360
theme had to go through, but
the writers, the set dresser, the

664
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:16.760
director were like, yeah, that
sounds like a kid theme, right Monte

665
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:22.679
Carlo. I mean my prom theme
was wonderful tonight. So yeah, it's

666
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:30.800
usually something generic like beautiful memory,
winter Wonderland, not like Monte Carlo theme,

667
00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:34.679
which is very specific. Also,
when I think of Monte Carlo,

668
00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:37.960
I think it was like a seaside
beach town, which I guess Forks is,

669
00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:42.639
but it's not really You're not out
there in a bikini being like whoo.

670
00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:45.840
So it's like, yeah, you're
in rainy Forks. But now I

671
00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:50.519
don't know where Monte Carlo is.
Is that on the Riviera I think?

672
00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:55.119
So I know they have one races
there. Oh god, okay, I'm

673
00:57:55.159 --> 00:57:59.880
revising this. Keep the Monte Carlo
theme, but it's all f one race

674
00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:07.159
thing. It has little like race
car helmets on the table. Everybody was

675
00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:15.599
done in reds and gold, the
following the theme of um abstinence, everybody

676
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:19.440
has to wear of the movie out
of them. Yeah. No, that

677
00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:25.159
the like we made the principal character
very into abstinence and he's like to make

678
00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:30.000
sure there is no kissing at this
prom. Everybody must wear race car helmets

679
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:35.280
with the visors down. People are
dead, so you just hear the quiet

680
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:38.239
dunk as they like either accidentally or
personally hit their race car helmets into one

681
00:58:38.280 --> 00:58:45.880
another. That would be so good, But the thing is the lights are

682
00:58:45.960 --> 00:58:50.599
low too, so they can't see
through the race car helmet visor. So

683
00:58:50.760 --> 00:58:54.719
many injuries. Yeah, these school
nurses like, I hate whoever came off

684
00:58:54.760 --> 00:59:01.480
with this theme. Yeah, so
um, we head too. Uh.

685
00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:06.119
So they go they go shopping for
prom dresses. Bella is just like,

686
00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:09.280
well, I'm gonna go find a
used bookstore. Um. And she finds

687
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:16.079
a used bookstore. She buys a
book about um the Cold Ones, um

688
00:59:17.039 --> 00:59:22.639
or not like about vampires. Oh
my god, we forgot about the ghouling

689
00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:27.519
scene that hasn't happened yet. It
did because it's how she had the book.

690
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:32.199
They're multiple googling scenes, so this
is her finding the book and basically

691
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:38.760
finding a reason to go to Port
Angeles. So it's like like she slowly

692
00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:46.599
writes the name of the city.
Um. So uh. Three dudes show

693
00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:52.400
up and they're like writing Bella.
Um. All of a sudden, Edwards

694
00:59:52.920 --> 00:59:58.239
car comes driving in and he like
chases them away the Volvo. They're so

695
00:59:59.079 --> 01:00:04.840
much pro placement for Volvos. We
see like a car commercial shot of the

696
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:10.800
Volvo like Tokyo drifting into frame.
There's another shot from the front of the

697
01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:15.880
car as he gets out. As
he pulls out once he has Bella in

698
01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:22.679
the car, another like front facing
shot of the Volvo logo. And I

699
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:31.079
mean this just further's sort of underlines
the wealth like fetishization for lack of better

700
01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:37.440
word, that takes place in this
movie. Yeah, and like, um,

701
01:00:37.599 --> 01:00:39.159
I was just thinking about I also
had a Volvo station working. It

702
01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:42.480
was like a ninety six Volvo station
Mark, and I was like, if

703
01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:45.679
I tried this move, I either
turn the car over or like my car

704
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:50.559
immediately breakdown. I'm like, okay, there's a problem about Bella. I've

705
01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:53.559
no I've saved you by now need
to cultural aid to save us. You

706
01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:58.840
would definitely break into axel if you
tried to turn that sharply. Yeah.

707
01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:00.400
And he's just like, you need
to talk to me or else I'm gonna

708
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:02.760
go back and beat up those guys. And I'm like why not, they're

709
01:01:02.760 --> 01:01:07.119
assholes, Like yeah, he said, distract me so I don't go back

710
01:01:07.159 --> 01:01:12.199
and rip their heads off. And
they was like, calm down, put

711
01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:15.159
your seatbelt on. He's like,
oh, you put your seatbelt on.

712
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:17.960
And she's like you can still turn
into a projectile not wearing a seat belt.

713
01:01:19.039 --> 01:01:22.719
He's like that's a good point.
Click. Um, because he's invulnerable

714
01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:24.480
doesn't mean he doesn't need to be
seat belt safe. Everybody should be seat

715
01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:30.440
belt safe. Um. Oh but
fun fact about Volvo. Actually Volvo were

716
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:35.119
the ones to come up with the
three pronged seat belts, um, and

717
01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:37.400
they were like, we're not gonna
patent this. Everybody uses it. Oh

718
01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:43.039
that's great, um, because they're
like those old ships were way more dangerous

719
01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:45.599
where you just bent at the waist
when you got into a car. Accent

720
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:50.519
anyway, So they go to a
cafe and the waitress is like totally into

721
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:58.239
Edward and Frank's totally into this waitress. Rockabilly hair due yes, And I

722
01:01:58.760 --> 01:02:01.920
feel like we need to I need
to point that out. Yes, Edward

723
01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:08.360
is tells Bella that he can read
everybody's thoughts, and Bella is not amazing

724
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:13.360
him for some reason, and he's
just like people are, I can hear

725
01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:17.039
what people are thinking, money,
sex, sex, money, cat and

726
01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:22.400
like cuts over this pictures like to
look at this guy who's you can very

727
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:27.519
clear is a very doting cat dad. And the thing is Edward's like I

728
01:02:27.639 --> 01:02:34.360
can read everyone's thoughts except for yours. Also is definitely not important for plot

729
01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:38.639
reasons. I also would have loved
a scene where Edward is talking to somebody

730
01:02:38.719 --> 01:02:43.760
like how many how many? Maybe
the reason he doesn't talk to people is

731
01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:47.039
because he did try talking to people
and they're just like, this guy is

732
01:02:47.119 --> 01:02:52.440
so tedious. I do not like
talking to him. Well, I mean

733
01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:57.119
I think that they kind of do
like a little joke because he can definitely

734
01:02:57.239 --> 01:03:01.880
read Anna Kendrick and the other friend's
thoughts. Um when they're like, oh,

735
01:03:02.159 --> 01:03:06.920
Bella, we didn't know where you
were, so we ate dinner without

736
01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:12.679
you. We did not alert the
police, um. And he has like

737
01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:15.480
kind of a smug face on,
so they're definitely like, look at this

738
01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:20.199
man, Candy well just like yeah, like he must talk to like some

739
01:03:20.400 --> 01:03:27.519
girls in his head just kiss me, and like some dudes like like he

740
01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:31.440
says, everything about him is designed
to draw you in his face his voice.

741
01:03:32.400 --> 01:03:37.000
Yeah. Um. And so they
head back to forks Um. They

742
01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:42.519
make a quick stop because they found
out somebody else is dead from a animal

743
01:03:42.559 --> 01:03:46.639
attack. That's why. That's okay, that's kind of why they maken stop.

744
01:03:46.760 --> 01:03:50.760
But it's because both their dads are
at the police station. That's what

745
01:03:50.840 --> 01:03:54.440
I'm saying. Carlyle and Charlie the
double c are solving crimes. I know.

746
01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:58.440
But you're like, well, they
know someone's dead, so they're like

747
01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:04.400
quick, n sure, I can. It's like I can hear your dad's

748
01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:06.639
laws. I can't believe this bullshit. I just want to go home.

749
01:04:06.719 --> 01:04:15.639
Another goddamn murder. But oh in
this time it was but Craxanna. Yeah.

750
01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:20.800
Unfortunately, um sos f to pay
respects. So Bella m Franks in

751
01:04:20.880 --> 01:04:28.360
a video game thing, please acknowledge. Very good. Bella goes to turn

752
01:04:28.400 --> 01:04:30.840
off the heat and their hands brush
and she's like your ice cold. He's

753
01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:34.360
like, oh um, oh my
god. This is where the movie goes

754
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:42.840
into overdrive of dramatics. And I'm
so just so into it because Charlie lets

755
01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:46.159
her know. They're saying it's an
animal, but it doesn't seem to be

756
01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:53.239
an animal that attacks but Craxanna and
um. The next day at school,

757
01:04:54.239 --> 01:04:59.559
Bella and Edward lock eyes, and
Bella starts immediately marching into the woods.

758
01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:04.000
No one notices, no one seems
to care. She like gets to a

759
01:05:04.079 --> 01:05:11.039
clearing, drops her backpack, and
her and Edward have a confrontation and she

760
01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:14.280
says, I know what you are, and he's like, say it and

761
01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:20.679
she says vampire. It's all very
dramatic, and then spinning around them,

762
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:25.639
yes, he says, I need
you to see something. Her backpack is

763
01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:29.880
in the clearing. She never retreats
her backpack. Her school books are gone.

764
01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:33.079
Charlie's gonna be so pissed. You
know, Edward could just run back

765
01:05:33.119 --> 01:05:39.199
and grab it. Yeah, but
okay, as a teenager, I okay,

766
01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:43.840
I've now found out the man who's
going to be my vampire boyfriend is

767
01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:46.159
like eternal. And then I has
to be like, uh, can you

768
01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:49.559
get my backpack? It's still in
the clearing. I'd probably just feel like

769
01:05:49.599 --> 01:05:53.079
those books are gone, They're dead
to me. I can't do anything about

770
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:56.639
it. It's been way funnier.
She was like, hey, can you

771
01:05:56.679 --> 01:05:59.400
just go quicker get my backpack?
You did run me away from it.

772
01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:02.280
Yeah, I wish i'd gone a
little bit of morning when you were like,

773
01:06:02.440 --> 01:06:06.480
I need you to see something because
my backpack it's a it's a twenty

774
01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:11.280
minute walk for me, it's a
two seconds sprint for you, just like

775
01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:15.559
him. Yeah, because like if
the funniest part is like everything is supposed

776
01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:20.519
to be in you know, so
secretive, nobody can know where vampires.

777
01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:25.880
Edward is running around like a maniac
all the time. Yeah, because he's

778
01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:31.119
faster than the others. Anyway,
Um so this part where he's running her

779
01:06:31.239 --> 01:06:35.079
up the mountain, like I still
laugh at the concept, but Red tracts

780
01:06:35.119 --> 01:06:42.280
throwing the yakete sacks to it,
you know, And this is where we

781
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:49.239
get it. The glorious unmasking of
him, like glittering in the sun,

782
01:06:50.199 --> 01:06:53.599
and he's like everything we do is
meant to draw you in. I'm like,

783
01:06:53.639 --> 01:06:56.480
oh, I am far less attracted
him now that he's glittering in the

784
01:06:56.559 --> 01:07:00.559
sun. Well, like I definitely, Edward, you both like you definitely

785
01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:04.280
can do some sun, don't body. Sheme Edward. He looks sexy.

786
01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:08.679
I've said it, I can say
it. Rubber Friends and I were like

787
01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:12.159
the same age, so I know
he's supposed to be a teenager in this

788
01:07:12.199 --> 01:07:14.800
film, but he's like one hundred
years old. It's fine, Yeah,

789
01:07:14.920 --> 01:07:21.719
I mean it's fine. Like um, so you know, then we start

790
01:07:21.760 --> 01:07:30.159
getting a bunch of treetop wire work
as well as well as a bunch of

791
01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:36.760
slow motion jumps, which I love
so much every time, like slow motion.

792
01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:42.119
You know, they're like, look
at how elegant Edward is, and

793
01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:45.920
I'm like, I can see what
you're going for. I do have some

794
01:07:46.119 --> 01:07:51.400
notes. One of my favorite gifts
I've ever seen is like it's from them

795
01:07:51.519 --> 01:07:56.840
filming the like last Harry Potter film, and you can see, like I

796
01:07:56.920 --> 01:08:01.840
guess, um, Emma Watson,
Rubber Grint and Danner Radcliffe are supposed to

797
01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:05.800
being hoisted up for something, and
like rub Grint and Emma Watson are like,

798
01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:11.360
you know, standing straight up,
and like Daniel Radcliffe is just like

799
01:08:11.719 --> 01:08:15.599
bent, like he's like horizontal and
just this dumb smile on his face as

800
01:08:15.639 --> 01:08:19.079
they bring him up. Like Danner
Racliffs is like a chill dude, and

801
01:08:19.159 --> 01:08:23.000
he's also he looks like he'd be
so fun to hang out with. And

802
01:08:23.039 --> 01:08:28.720
he's gonna be a dad now,
so little Danny Radcliffe. Um, so

803
01:08:29.000 --> 01:08:32.119
he's doing a run on Broadway right
now for this play Merrily We Run Along,

804
01:08:32.319 --> 01:08:35.359
Merrily We Roll Along. I hope
he's doing the same thing he did

805
01:08:35.399 --> 01:08:40.239
the last time he's on Broadway,
where like the Papa Razzi kept hanging outside

806
01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:45.439
his dressing room and so he bought
the same gray shirt and black slacks every

807
01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:48.920
day so they couldn't use any of
the photos. Yeah, because it just

808
01:08:49.000 --> 01:08:51.960
looked like they were taking it on
the same day. Yeah. So now

809
01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:57.039
we're going to get a bunch of
like exposition dump about the family and about

810
01:08:57.159 --> 01:09:00.680
vampires and whatnot, and he's gonna
be like, you know all the rules

811
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:05.079
now and then um, he's going
to bring Bella to meet his family in

812
01:09:05.199 --> 01:09:12.840
earnest Um and he's not gonna meet
Charlie yet. But I do I do

813
01:09:13.119 --> 01:09:16.600
enjoy scenes with the entire Culin family. I think. Oh, and also

814
01:09:16.720 --> 01:09:20.359
just thinking about it, like going
back to the mind reading, like if

815
01:09:20.399 --> 01:09:26.039
you if you know from the beginning
that he's reading people's minds, that definitely

816
01:09:26.600 --> 01:09:32.359
makes every interaction he has way funnier
because like you can like, um well,

817
01:09:33.199 --> 01:09:36.279
like when he does meet Charlie,
I think like he does appear a

818
01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:40.359
bit nervous, and I think he's
just like, this guy really is gonna

819
01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:42.800
this guy really is gonna shout gun
me if I do the wrong thing.

820
01:09:43.239 --> 01:09:45.239
Yeah, and then he'll find it
I'm a vampire because I won't die when

821
01:09:45.319 --> 01:09:49.680
he shotgun blasting yeah. And then
Charlie was like, oh, probably just

822
01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:56.159
didn't take three more um so,
and I the Culins were just very cute,

823
01:09:56.560 --> 01:09:59.439
you know, just like I was
like, we're gonna be best friends.

824
01:09:59.560 --> 01:10:02.039
And then trying to make like food. I just thought it was really

825
01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:09.640
sweet. And then Rosalie just smashes
the like sellable like in her bare hands.

826
01:10:10.279 --> 01:10:13.960
It's great. Like everything. I
wish there were more columns in this

827
01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:15.279
movie. Well, every time the
Colins aren't on the screen, you ever

828
01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:19.760
asking where are the Colins, which
basically they already do. I was gonna

829
01:10:19.800 --> 01:10:25.199
say, everyone does seem super concerned
about where the Coulins are. I was

830
01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:29.399
just like way more invested in all
the Colons, and not like Bella's friends

831
01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:32.720
except for Anna Kendrick. I mean, even Anna Kendricks character is like a

832
01:10:32.760 --> 01:10:36.159
little bit annoying. Yeah, I
just have a crushing Unta Kendrick. So

833
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:47.760
um so anyway, um so then
um we oh so um we can.

834
01:10:47.880 --> 01:10:53.159
Every starts moving pretty quickly after this, because when they decided to play vampire

835
01:10:53.279 --> 01:11:00.159
baseball during the thunderstorm, Um,
we're going to meet the bad vampire is

836
01:11:00.159 --> 01:11:06.279
the vampires that ate that one random
guy and then Buck Craxanna And as far

837
01:11:06.479 --> 01:11:12.800
as threats go, like I only
remember the name of they just keep referring

838
01:11:12.840 --> 01:11:18.680
to the one like the one as
that the blonde woman, and I forget

839
01:11:18.800 --> 01:11:24.880
the name of the dude with the
dreads who looked for he is the redhead

840
01:11:26.159 --> 01:11:30.319
I don't remember. James is the
tracker. I can find the other guy's

841
01:11:30.399 --> 01:11:32.880
name. Yeah, the other guy
just looks like he definitely would be on

842
01:11:33.079 --> 01:11:40.960
like the Matrix Laurant Jill remembers because
they love twilights so much. James looked

843
01:11:40.960 --> 01:11:44.880
like just such a weenie like I
like, also has a bad wig.

844
01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:49.079
I'm not thread by James at all. Um, so well, don't worry

845
01:11:49.079 --> 01:11:51.840
about him. His head's gonna get
twisted off in a minute. Yeah,

846
01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:56.800
but like I love vampire baseball and
I said this just like I said this

847
01:11:56.880 --> 01:12:00.840
to a few people that, like
the X Men in the comics, have

848
01:12:00.079 --> 01:12:04.800
played NonStop games of basketball and baseball
with their powers, and nobody calls that

849
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:09.359
dumb. So you know, maybe
just think like, oh, the X

850
01:12:09.399 --> 01:12:13.560
Men also do this, um,
and they don't look half as cute as

851
01:12:13.600 --> 01:12:16.760
Als does. Pitching a ball.
I mean, yeah, the actress that

852
01:12:16.920 --> 01:12:26.199
plays Alice m really like Ashley Green, really puts like a lot of I

853
01:12:26.239 --> 01:12:30.760
don't I don't know a sports term
for like pitching a baseball stank, I

854
01:12:30.840 --> 01:12:34.079
guess on on the ball. Well, she extends her leg all the way

855
01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:36.520
up, but I'm i'ven't looked it
up. I'm like she must have some

856
01:12:36.720 --> 01:12:41.840
kind of dance or ballet training.
Oh for sure. Um. I was

857
01:12:41.920 --> 01:12:45.199
like, I wonder if I could
look that cool throwing a baseball, And

858
01:12:45.199 --> 01:12:48.560
I was like, no, I
definitely fall over. Um. So you

859
01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:53.399
know, we get another scene that's
very concerned with the wind and Bella's hair,

860
01:12:54.039 --> 01:12:58.720
and the wind picks up and blows
you know, the scent into James

861
01:12:58.800 --> 01:13:04.000
Basley. So James looks like he's
enjoying the set, versus Edward, who's

862
01:13:04.079 --> 01:13:13.239
like, well, the vella's velball. Yeah, um, and He's like,

863
01:13:13.319 --> 01:13:17.960
you brought a snack, which,
well, if you think about it

864
01:13:18.079 --> 01:13:25.239
in terms of today's um, today's
like vernacular, Well, it'd be like

865
01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:28.119
if I was if somebody said that
would be like, oh, yes,

866
01:13:28.239 --> 01:13:31.479
thank you, I am a snack. Yeah. But you know, Fella

867
01:13:31.640 --> 01:13:34.720
was like, oh no, they're
gonna eat me. Yeah. Um.

868
01:13:35.079 --> 01:13:40.680
So the colons have to basically get
Bella as far away as possible. They're

869
01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:44.880
going to take her back to Arizona. Um. They're a bunch of them

870
01:13:44.920 --> 01:13:49.720
are going to go protect h Charlie, which everybody should want to protect Charlie.

871
01:13:50.520 --> 01:13:57.479
Um. And you know this really
such strong independent woman, he can

872
01:13:57.560 --> 01:14:03.560
protect himself. This is where we
get the scene of um what we call

873
01:14:03.600 --> 01:14:10.039
it, where Bella tells Charlie,
I'm leaving because I hate Forks, even

874
01:14:10.079 --> 01:14:13.960
though I've been talking about how much
I love Forks. Yeah. So,

875
01:14:14.960 --> 01:14:21.600
um, Charlie is left heartbroken.
They go down to the hotel in Arizona

876
01:14:21.640 --> 01:14:28.359
and just staying there, Alice has
a vision of Bella's old ballet studio.

877
01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:32.239
Bella gets a call from James and
Belle's like, there's no reason for me

878
01:14:32.359 --> 01:14:36.239
to go there. And then Bella
gets a call from James, which how

879
01:14:36.279 --> 01:14:45.840
did he get her number? Um? And he's like like he hears she

880
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:49.159
hears her mom's voice, and like
he's like you come here or also I'm

881
01:14:49.199 --> 01:14:57.680
gonna kill her. And this is
a disturbing scene. It really is,

882
01:14:58.279 --> 01:15:03.840
because when she gets to the dance
studio and finds out that somehow James I

883
01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:12.439
get like James really does stuff,
and um, kind of like it's so

884
01:15:12.680 --> 01:15:15.840
time efficient, right, So he
went to Bella's childhood home, went through

885
01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:20.520
all the VHS tapes, found a
tape of her at the ballet studio saying

886
01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:25.279
I don't want to go on stage. Everyone's gonna laugh at me, and

887
01:15:25.359 --> 01:15:30.079
her mom saying Bella Bella, Like, how did James get all of this

888
01:15:30.319 --> 01:15:34.000
done so fast? Is there something
where like vampires can just watch videotapes faster

889
01:15:34.079 --> 01:15:38.560
than normal people. He's like fast
forward. He's like, yes, I

890
01:15:38.680 --> 01:15:45.680
understand everything. Yeah, so well
he then he just starts torturing Bella and

891
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:50.239
it is awful. He steps on
her, Um, what's that bone in

892
01:15:50.319 --> 01:15:55.800
your leg in your calf? Yeah, and breaks it, just snaps it

893
01:15:55.800 --> 01:15:59.199
in half. Yeah, and then
fights her. Yeah. It's insults,

894
01:15:59.239 --> 01:16:02.880
injury and poisoner. Yeah, that's
when Edwards shows up and they get into

895
01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:05.720
a jump fight, there's no Oh
my god, the jump fight so good.

896
01:16:06.760 --> 01:16:13.600
It's like very clearly wirework. I
wish that someone was like, yeah,

897
01:16:13.600 --> 01:16:16.600
where is Dracula alive in the canon
of Twilight, because I know he's

898
01:16:16.720 --> 01:16:23.119
Cannon and um and Puffy the vampire
Slayer. I don't know. I don't

899
01:16:23.159 --> 01:16:31.840
think that Twilight acknowledges the Dracula yeah. Um. And so they eventually,

900
01:16:32.039 --> 01:16:36.680
like the rest of the Columns show
up and they tear James apart and they

901
01:16:36.760 --> 01:16:41.439
set a fire like so quickly.
They're just they pop his head off like

902
01:16:41.479 --> 01:16:44.520
it's nothing like a grape. They're
like, and I'm just like, I

903
01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:46.520
feel bad for the owner of this
dance studio because we're gonna show up like

904
01:16:46.600 --> 01:16:49.359
what the hell happened? I literally
said that. When we were watching it,

905
01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:53.199
I was like, imagine having a
beeg, a small business owner I

906
01:16:53.279 --> 01:16:56.239
gotta get the next day, and
thinking like, what the fuck you just

907
01:16:56.560 --> 01:17:01.039
burned a human body in the middle
of my child dance studio? Hey,

908
01:17:01.079 --> 01:17:08.680
what did I do? This must
have been the was the Murray School Dance?

909
01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:12.840
Da have you Murray School of Dance? Yeah, Like it really makes

910
01:17:12.880 --> 01:17:17.199
you wonder like like did I I
pissed someone off? Is this like a

911
01:17:17.319 --> 01:17:25.680
warning like burned a body? How
much would you love a movie about competing

912
01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:30.520
like child dance like School Owners?
I mean I would, as long as

913
01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:38.399
it like doesn't involve the children like
I have like a lot of ikey feelings

914
01:17:38.479 --> 01:17:43.319
about like the Dance Mom show.
That's fair okay, Um well it's just

915
01:17:43.439 --> 01:17:46.720
like them like pulling more and more
brutal assaults on each other's dance studios.

916
01:17:47.600 --> 01:17:51.520
I mean yes, I would watch
that, Okay. Um. So yeah,

917
01:17:51.960 --> 01:17:56.319
if you watch this movie, which
I'm sure some a lot of our

918
01:17:56.399 --> 01:18:01.479
listeners already have, um, just
like glance in the background because like Jacob,

919
01:18:02.239 --> 01:18:08.119
Alice and Emmett are dancing around this
flame. Yes, excuse me,

920
01:18:08.279 --> 01:18:13.159
Jasper, Alice and Emmett are dancing
around this flame like it's some kind of

921
01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:16.680
it's like it's like midsummer or something. Yes, they're like throwing boards in

922
01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:25.920
and like really building the fire.
It's very wacky kind of and sidestepping in.

923
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:30.039
Their arms are full extended and like
um Bella is being you know,

924
01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:36.119
being poisoned to death. And this
is this is something I only realize this

925
01:18:36.279 --> 01:18:44.359
on rewatch where um Edward, Like, you know, Carlile says to Edward,

926
01:18:45.079 --> 01:18:46.920
you have two options. You can
either suck the poison out or let

927
01:18:47.000 --> 01:18:50.359
it run its course and she will
turn and become like us. Yeah,

928
01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:57.039
and I'm just like it would be
in Edward's best interest if she just became

929
01:18:57.079 --> 01:19:00.960
a vampire like him. Yeah,
But instead he gives her a choice because

930
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:03.239
he like, you know, like
at this moment, he's like, this

931
01:19:03.399 --> 01:19:06.720
is not a life you want to
lead, Like, I mean, he's

932
01:19:06.760 --> 01:19:11.840
filled with self living and hatred.
So yeah, so you know, like

933
01:19:12.159 --> 01:19:15.960
Carlyle talks him through sucking the poison
out, he nearly like goes and like

934
01:19:16.079 --> 01:19:21.960
drains her completely. Um, I
mean Bill pointed out, like Edward really

935
01:19:23.279 --> 01:19:28.199
takes his time trying to decide what
he's gonna do. Meanwhile, the whole

936
01:19:28.359 --> 01:19:33.800
time, Bella's like yeah, and
Edward's like I don't know, and Carla

937
01:19:34.279 --> 01:19:39.920
Carla is like you gotta do something, and then Belle's like, I'm gonna

938
01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:45.760
fuck cthul in a few years.
I don't understand that reference. Christ's that

939
01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:53.159
movie Underwater, Oh yeah, like
and a very scary Cthulhu, Like that's

940
01:19:53.199 --> 01:19:56.920
what's going on in that movie.
Is at the end like she's looking.

941
01:19:57.039 --> 01:19:59.880
She fires off a flare and there's
a big old Cthulu and she's like,

942
01:20:00.000 --> 01:20:02.399
I'm going to blow up the space
and stop Cthulu. Okay, I saw

943
01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:06.800
that movie and I don't even remember
I didn't remember that that that cthulh is

944
01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:11.560
so like I'm just scared of big
ocean things in general that aren't Godzilla.

945
01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:15.399
That like, wait, you're not
scared of Godzilla. No gods, a

946
01:20:15.399 --> 01:20:18.000
little gods, a little like would
probably just kill me quickly. Cthulhu,

947
01:20:18.319 --> 01:20:24.479
We'll do other shit to me,
but all horror, of course. Yeah.

948
01:20:25.319 --> 01:20:28.239
But like I just looked at pictures
of that Cthulu and it got me

949
01:20:28.319 --> 01:20:30.680
scared just looking at a picture of
it. Okay, well I can tell

950
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:33.600
you as a person who saw the
film in theaters, I have no recollection

951
01:20:33.640 --> 01:20:38.000
about Cthulah. I'm a thirty seventy
year old man, and I got scared

952
01:20:38.039 --> 01:20:42.199
of a picture of Cethrulu anyway.
Um, So, like she's in the

953
01:20:42.319 --> 01:20:46.720
hospital, like you know, um, they're blaming her broken leg on her

954
01:20:46.760 --> 01:20:50.439
clumsiness, and she's like, no, I want to just insane. It's

955
01:20:50.479 --> 01:20:55.399
just like did you fall into like
eight bowling balls and somehow landed on top

956
01:20:55.439 --> 01:20:58.680
of you. Here's the thing.
If the doctor was not doctor Culin,

957
01:20:58.800 --> 01:21:00.319
they one thousand percent be like,
Bella, we need to speak to you

958
01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:06.159
privately because this is not an injury
you get from falling down the stairs.

959
01:21:06.760 --> 01:21:12.920
There's a bootprint in your leg.
Okay, that's too dark, I think,

960
01:21:13.000 --> 01:21:15.560
so Frank, it's true. Like
if there's any forensics, they're like,

961
01:21:15.720 --> 01:21:24.840
wait, what it snapped in half? Yeah? So she goes back

962
01:21:24.880 --> 01:21:29.800
to Forks. Her mom had already
been making a plan for her to move

963
01:21:29.840 --> 01:21:32.960
to Florida, and Belle's like,
look, I know I said that I

964
01:21:33.079 --> 01:21:36.000
hate here and I wanted to move
to Florida, but that was a lie

965
01:21:36.359 --> 01:21:39.880
and I'm staying And how dare you
think I want to move to Florida.

966
01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:44.399
That was yesterday Bella. Today,
Bella with broken leg and clarity wants to

967
01:21:44.479 --> 01:21:48.640
stay in Forks. Yeah, and
you know, her mom's like, Edward

968
01:21:48.680 --> 01:21:53.199
has been sleeping in your room the
whole time if like not for nothing.

969
01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:57.479
If I was Bella's mom, I'd
be like, she has a suspiciously broken

970
01:21:57.560 --> 01:22:02.119
leg. This guy will not leave. I'm starting to wonder about Edward.

971
01:22:02.279 --> 01:22:05.279
Obviously I would not know that he's
a vampire and a weirdo. I mean,

972
01:22:05.319 --> 01:22:10.199
I know he's a weirdo. That's
obvious, but like, I definitely

973
01:22:10.279 --> 01:22:13.800
think I would have my suspicions.
He also Well, the thing is like

974
01:22:14.119 --> 01:22:17.439
the vibe from the mom that it's
going to be a lot less difficult to

975
01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:20.399
explain to her that he's a vampire. Like she feels you should be very

976
01:22:20.439 --> 01:22:25.680
excepting at the vampire almost immediately.
Yeah, Like Bella wouldn't even finish the

977
01:22:25.760 --> 01:22:27.720
sentence and the mom would be like, oh, yeah, he's a vampire.

978
01:22:27.800 --> 01:22:31.079
That's school. So like he's a
vatrolling gas lady vampire. Awesome.

979
01:22:31.479 --> 01:22:33.800
She's like, he's a vamp.
She's like, oh, like Fromedico solid

980
01:22:33.840 --> 01:22:40.800
too, Frank, vamp sounds like
a slurk. That's the name of the

981
01:22:40.880 --> 01:22:45.279
character. Oh is it? Yeah? I was gonna say, do you

982
01:22:45.359 --> 01:22:49.840
consider that a cool slur? No, that he's the character that they have

983
01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:57.279
the first conversation in video games about
bisexuality about Oh so he's a bisexual vampire.

984
01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:01.479
Well, yeah, what I think
vamp is a slur I'm my apology.

985
01:23:01.800 --> 01:23:04.640
Well no, um, Frank,
I mean, if it is,

986
01:23:04.680 --> 01:23:08.520
it's a fictitious slur. We don't
need to like really drill down on it.

987
01:23:09.439 --> 01:23:13.640
Um. But yeah, um,
but just in case, we do

988
01:23:13.840 --> 01:23:16.840
apologize to all our vampire listeners if
it is a slur there. Um.

989
01:23:18.239 --> 01:23:26.279
There's a really funny part in Renfield
where um, Nicolas Cage's character is like,

990
01:23:27.640 --> 01:23:29.680
don't try to make it a sex
thing. I don't care if it's

991
01:23:29.720 --> 01:23:34.880
a man or a woman. I
just want pure like Victims and Renfields like

992
01:23:35.039 --> 01:23:41.199
okay, oh okay, okay,
I just um, it was kind of

993
01:23:41.199 --> 01:23:45.520
like a fen fatal thing, like
vamp means like a fen fatal. Oh

994
01:23:45.680 --> 01:23:48.239
cool, okay. Yeah, So
there's there's actually this part in Milker Saw

995
01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:53.199
where the character ride in like Snake's
explaining like, oh, he's called vamp

996
01:23:53.279 --> 01:23:57.399
because like you know, he had
to drink blood and he also is dating

997
01:23:57.640 --> 01:24:02.319
like both this this guy and the
guy's daughter. That's kind of grass.

998
01:24:02.359 --> 01:24:08.039
I don't like that, and rite
in and just like make some like disgusted

999
01:24:08.159 --> 01:24:11.399
noise and Snake calls him Hellen.
He's like, would it be better if

1000
01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:16.880
it was her mother? It'd be
better if they weren't fucking related. Yeah,

1001
01:24:19.119 --> 01:24:23.640
make your soul. It's a weird, weird game anyway, um so

1002
01:24:24.880 --> 01:24:29.600
they Edward takes Bella to the prom. Bella has a big old boot on

1003
01:24:29.720 --> 01:24:32.000
which I've had on multiple times.
Not that boot, but various boots.

1004
01:24:32.319 --> 01:24:35.119
Hey, frony of you were like, yes, it was Bella's boot.

1005
01:24:36.359 --> 01:24:41.640
And then she's like I want to
be turned into a vampire and Edward's like

1006
01:24:41.920 --> 01:24:45.000
mm nah. Edwards like I'm gonna
need you to get to the brink of

1007
01:24:45.079 --> 01:24:50.439
death again before I'll turn you into
a vampire. Yeah. Uh spoiler,

1008
01:24:51.439 --> 01:24:56.520
uh no, no ring, no
fangs. Oh my god, solve it

1009
01:24:58.119 --> 01:25:01.880
because we forgot about that scene.
They're smooching and he jumps away. He

1010
01:25:02.079 --> 01:25:05.199
propels his body away from her,
and it's like, I'm stronger than I

1011
01:25:05.319 --> 01:25:13.000
thought, Like that's not okay.
My problem is that I'm just too jact.

1012
01:25:14.000 --> 01:25:19.720
The problem is I somehow lived through
the sexual revolution, um free love,

1013
01:25:19.880 --> 01:25:25.039
the multiple waves of feminism, and
I'm still just like nope, noe

1014
01:25:25.119 --> 01:25:32.039
ring, like no, no sexy
times. He's like, against all odds,

1015
01:25:32.119 --> 01:25:40.319
I remained puritanical in America. Yeah, despite what I hear from every

1016
01:25:40.680 --> 01:25:43.960
woman and like a bunch of dudes
when I will walking down the street,

1017
01:25:44.479 --> 01:25:51.319
I know, despite the fact that
literally everybody's into me so exhausting. Yeah,

1018
01:25:53.239 --> 01:25:58.760
it's so exhausting to be so desired
as Edward Cullen. I'm gonna say,

1019
01:25:58.920 --> 01:26:01.279
like, I also, you know, like sometimes people can be like

1020
01:26:01.439 --> 01:26:05.279
catty towards each other. I wonder
if there's ever a point where Edwards just

1021
01:26:05.479 --> 01:26:10.079
like Alice, those people aren't your
friends, and she's like, and then

1022
01:26:10.079 --> 01:26:15.840
she gets the visions like, oh
I see what they're planning, like I

1023
01:26:15.000 --> 01:26:19.039
do. I can't remember who one
tumbler posted it, but it's so true

1024
01:26:19.399 --> 01:26:27.159
where um they were talking about Edwards
inner monologue and it's like another Harlot desired

1025
01:26:27.279 --> 01:26:35.680
me today by um, so that's
Twilight upon retrospect, these are this is

1026
01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:43.399
not a bad moviema Like Okay,
yeah I was complaining about kissing Booth again

1027
01:26:43.640 --> 01:26:47.279
last night? Oh god yeah,
Like is the is the acting goofy at

1028
01:26:47.319 --> 01:26:53.279
times? Yes? But these are
you know what, I'm going to give

1029
01:26:53.399 --> 01:26:58.560
this movie the same defense I'm going
to give fun the fantasy ten Um.

1030
01:26:58.920 --> 01:27:00.960
I will send this video to you, Sissy so you understand what I'm talking

1031
01:27:01.039 --> 01:27:05.600
about. But those who play fas
tend know exactly what scene I'm talking about

1032
01:27:06.319 --> 01:27:11.680
where the character Titis has just had
some revelations hit him and he's feeling down

1033
01:27:12.239 --> 01:27:15.039
and this other character named Una comes
up to him and she's like, hey,

1034
01:27:15.439 --> 01:27:19.760
I've learned how to practice laughing,
so people will stop asking me what's

1035
01:27:19.800 --> 01:27:25.880
wrong, and people just think I'm
doing okay, and like so she has

1036
01:27:26.079 --> 01:27:31.479
Titus lookout over this cliff and he
goes ha ha ha and like that.

1037
01:27:31.600 --> 01:27:35.680
It is the most ridiculous scene and
people are calling up the director and they're

1038
01:27:35.680 --> 01:27:38.479
like, what is this scene.
He's like, do you remember what it's

1039
01:27:38.479 --> 01:27:42.359
like being a teenager? Well,
you were not cool all the time.

1040
01:27:43.319 --> 01:27:47.479
Yeah, And that's why cheesy stuff
works. Period. Sometimes cheesy stuff happens,

1041
01:27:47.520 --> 01:27:50.199
you gotta just let it, let
it hit you and just try and

1042
01:27:50.279 --> 01:27:58.359
find your legs. Like Bill Dultrue
said to Boot Howard, I love about

1043
01:27:58.399 --> 01:28:01.960
you. Some how managed do we
final Fantasy ten and King of the Hill

1044
01:28:02.039 --> 01:28:09.800
into this. Yeah, So like
the Frank trifecta. So we're going to

1045
01:28:09.920 --> 01:28:14.800
watch next week, we're gonna watch
Polite Society, which was the whole was

1046
01:28:14.840 --> 01:28:18.800
the whole reason for doing as for
Aprils for Action Month, but it came

1047
01:28:18.840 --> 01:28:23.920
out on the twenty eighth, so
it was just like too rough for us

1048
01:28:24.000 --> 01:28:26.920
to like watch it and record the
episode, so we're gonna push it to

1049
01:28:27.560 --> 01:28:29.840
next week. We get to that, we're helping it right back into Twilight

1050
01:28:30.439 --> 01:28:35.279
exactly. And I really am looking
forward to Polite Society. I hope that

1051
01:28:35.920 --> 01:28:40.159
it makes up for all of the
terrible spot movies we watched this month,

1052
01:28:40.439 --> 01:28:45.560
with the exception of Debs. Yes, and once we watch New Moon,

1053
01:28:45.720 --> 01:28:48.680
we will come to the end of
any Twilight movies. I see. Because

1054
01:28:48.680 --> 01:28:51.640
I only watched Twilight and New Moon, I did not watch the other three.

1055
01:28:53.319 --> 01:28:56.560
I know we're ready. We're ready
to take an adventure, an adventure

1056
01:28:56.720 --> 01:29:01.199
even further into fourth Yes, but
okay, So if you'd like to write

1057
01:29:01.239 --> 01:29:03.399
us, so, you can write
us at real teen Girl Talk at gmail

1058
01:29:03.479 --> 01:29:08.520
dot com. Um, we'd love
to hear your Twilight hot takes. We

1059
01:29:08.640 --> 01:29:13.119
have a Facebook group and page that
Frank moderates and until next week, I

1060
01:29:13.199 --> 01:29:15.079
am Susie Koda. I'm Frank Koda
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