This is the downbeat. I'm ninety seven to one, the free sham right
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six to ten, six to ten. Every morning it's Kevin, Danny and
me. I'm jj h. This is sort of a finish up Oscar crap.
Right, we didn't get too much. Okay, you gotta tell you
U something. This is not going to be on your Vanity Fair list of
moments. This is off the menu from something I saw at Oscars yesterday,
Please, I would say ninety percent. I am at There was a cutaway
shot of a star, right, and I don't even remember who the star
was. Star doesn't matter because I was looking in the row behind the star
and this was right coming after a break, you know. And I definitely
saw a dude who I don't know who it was, doing the fiddle with
your nose. I just did cocaine maneuver, and then his very famous partner,
who's a girl. He looked at her and kind of did the am
I good check? And she kind of did that, Yeah, you're good.
Are you talking about Emma Stone? No? Okay, I think there
was drug use in Hollywood At the Oscars yes, Danny, that's a bold
claim. Yeah, I saw it, and I believe there to be drug
use. Called the elite would do that. I called the police last night
when I saw it, and I reported it. Okay, I reported these
people, but you called? Did you just pick up your phone and dial
nine O two one oh? Just because that seems like it might be I
texted police. We don't think about it. And the breaks at that thing.
How many people are shuffling off of the bathroom to toot blow, which
I never thought about before, bending over through their oscars baggage and you being
able to point this out is kind of like when the FBI hires hackers,
you know that do illegal stuff to work for them. Okay, kind of
the same thing, right, Okay, Miami, Mike, he is not
a user. He's a nasty bit. I'm telling you. He was licking
his his he was doing the lick on the front and he did then he
did twice pop and then look over his girl and tilt his head up.
Am I good? Basically say, am I good? So? I wonder
if half these skinny mofos are running off and then what does the bathroom look
like at the Dolby theater during the breaks. It looks like when Uma Thurman
went to the bathroom in pulp fiction, right, like all these empty yurnals
and people just waiting for the stalls or do they even need to pretend?
Do they even need to wait for a stall as it's as you're in the
bathroom, we're in the clear, rooting and tooting cocaine. I think it's
possible, okay, but to get through a four hour thing, and I
probably eight hour commitment. But time you get dressed up and do all this
common of course there. But also if there was a time where you didn't
want to be caught doing it, it would when every camera is on you
everyone that's yeah. I'm not saying he was doing it. I was saying
you just did it. What if you go and you uh, you get
caught with a little bit on your on your nose still and you're next to
your ghosts the director and your guess is like, well, I can't rely
on you to be in my next movie. You have a bit of a
coke problem. Just a he assumptions are made, you know what I'm saying.
It's just like you want to be on top of you want to be
very hirable. On a night like that, everyone thinks is like fancy schmancy.
A lot of that night as a job interview too, you meet people
and mingle. Look, I don't do drugs, but I'm pretty sure it's
not like to eat mushrooms or going to be all out of your head when
you do a little bump. I don't think it's going to cost you your
future role. No, I was talking about having a little like a thing
underneath your nose that could get you busted. I'm just telling you I saw
it. I saw it, It happened, and it could have been a
method to remain somewhat sober. After Giermo was handing out to key, well
all night, right, Gamo, keep your head right. I looked at
the end when Kimmel's like, is if anyone else wants to do a speech?
Line up? I got a few minutes speaking in hand. Kimmel was
your host. Let's go through some of the stuff from last night. We
always talked about the Oppenheimer getting the win a little bit earlier, the Oppenheimer
Oppenheimer getting the win earlier. Here's a chimical story, a little uh,
some Barbie jokes. Now Barbie's a feminist icon thanks to Gretor Gerwig, who
many believe deserve to be nominated for Best Directives. Hello, man, I
know you're clapping, but you're the ones who didn't vote for her. By
the way, don't act like you had nothing to do with this. Martin
Robbie and Ryan Gosling are here tonight. Margot. I want you to know
that even if neither one of you who wins the NotScripts tonight, you both
already won the something much more important, the genetic lottery. Ryan, you
are so hot. Let's go camping together and not tell our wives. And
then Ryan's like, I don't have a wife. Technically I have a partner.
Smart. It was fine. I don't know. Monologue was fine.
He was real safe. You know what I noticed about his monologue. He
didn't he didn't allow any pauses for applause or reaction. I mean he was
moving from joke to joke to joke. The pacing was very quick, and
anytime Jimmy talked it was he didn't linger on a joke. They had a
plan. Boy, they got through it. Man. Kudos to all of
the awards this year for staying on time. Well They're like, these movies
are longer. People were bitching about the movies. He made a joke about
movies being longer too, which is pretty generic, but still he was a
joke. But then they had a plan. They're showing an episode of ABBD
Elementary, their best TV show, like after the thing, and then get
to the news and they wanted to elect to air on time and that was
like they had Bradley Cooper I think in that episode of ABBOT Elementary which gets
nominated for a ton of stuff and it's really good. So like you know,
they like, ABC was like, you also use that to promote everything
you have. I liked six o'clock start time. That was nice. Yes,
yeah, therefore there. Yeah. I liked his off script joke at
the first one he said was, oh, thank you for the partial standing
ovation. Very nice. It's sort of funny the partial standing. Yeah,
you'd brother just have none, right, like seven people seen as the I
would say, outside of I'm just ken by Ryan Gosling. The John Cena
bit probably the funniest moment of the night. He had just Kim Well just
mentioned that it was a fifty year anniversary of a streaker running on stage.
And then you will see coming out from behind a partition, and you don't
see his lower body at the time. You see the face and a little
bit of the chest of John Cena. What's going on? They're supposed to
run across the stage to my mind, and one streak of anything? Do
you mean you don't want to do the streaker bit anywhere we're doing it?
Don't feel right about it. It's an e good event, you know.
Honestly, you should feel shame right now for suggesting such a tasteless idea.
It's supposed to be funny. The male body is not a joke. Mine
is. No, it's not. You wrestle naked? Why not, dude?
I don't wrestle naked. Wrestling George, George are worse than naked.
You're really not gonna do this? Fine, just give out the award then,
God costumes, they are so important, maybe the most important thing there
is. I can't open the envelope without maybe the most important thing there is
walks out completely nude, with the envelope concealing his privates. Yeah no,
was he really naked? People posted photo videos and photos at you know who
were at the wards show. He wasn't naked fully He had like a little
tan diaper thing his front in his back, so he wasn't fully naked,
but but he was that that thing he was down the envelope was below the
hip bones. He didn't have much on whatever it was. It's funny.
Did the side shuffle all the way onto the stage and I'm sure you guys
saw the video of off camera the switcheroo and they put the robe on him.
I see him. It's kind of amazing. I like those because there's
people filming in there and you get to see a lot of the stage craft,
you know, or like however they do everything. So they showed nominees
and then right when the nominees came up, this team of like five people
runs out with this sort of like a toga style curtain, you know,
and then then it takes him about eight seconds, ten seconds to put this
thing. He's ready, and they all just disappear and Jimmy's there like finishing
off the rope. It's it's a nice little like f one pit stop.
Yeah, it's all timed out perfectly too. I need to get one of
those tan diapers. Here's the there's the stage pick yeh see, Oh that's
okay. That's clearly wearing something. Is that in? Business Insider said,
no, you know ABC, it actually is. Business Insider, Well,
I want to see it ABC. Actually, you know, being a Disney
company, you know they weren't going to run the risk of a ball showing.
We see that again because that is okay. So he had basically okay,
it is small. That had a pouch, like a tan pouch.
You think that's small. Dude's got a fat basket if you ask me,
No, I mean like the amount of clothing small and then just a tiny
string essentially the sort of a normal yeah, like covering his butt crack.
Yeah, you can see his cheeks a little bit hanging out, but his
butt crack was showing. Man, pretty funny. He's fit, yes,
quite fit, quite fit. It was weird he did that. And then
right after that, the Rock is presenting. I'm like mid two thousand's wrestling
boy, Like, what planet are we on? It's John into the running
the show, running the show. Yeah, uh, your best supporting actor
and actress Robert Downey Junior for Oppenheimer, Divine Joy Randolph for the holdovers.
No surprises there is there was like a ninety eight percent chance of both of
them, and the Vegas odds on them winning was like, it was pretty
much done. Best actor that gets handled up on by Killian Murphy we kind
of knew that, but best actress we did not know. And leading the
charge in terms of Vegas odds was Lily Gladstone of Killers of the Flower Moon,
which y'all didn't see yet, did you? No? No, y
y'ah should get that one too. Well, maybe maybe not. It's good,
it's good. I liked Poor Things way more than that. I asked
my buddy this weekend. I'm like, have you seen Killer's Flower movie?
He goes, No, I read the book. I don't want to see
the movie. I think it's it's just depressing and true and probably stories that
we need to you know. No, but yeah, but am I gonna
feel like a big jerk? No? Uh? Not really? I mean
because not unless you like have something you've personally done to like they're like Leonardo
DiCaprio's great in it, de Niro's average in it, Lilli Gladstone's great in
it. There's some parts in it that are as weirdly sad as that movie
is. There's some parts of it that are kind of funny. The amount
of stuff that they were able to get away with its kind of became like
a thing. Leonardo DiCaprio playing a drunk guy is real funny. But it's
yeah, it's it is long too, But you know I did. I
didn't feel long to me. No, I liked it. I didn't,
you know, don't watch it. I was gonna watch it again, but
after watching Poor Things, you loved it because I was like, okay,
of the people scene. And I know, I know JJ's seen all these
movies, but I didn't not seeing Nett Benning and nyaed or Sandra Holler an
Anatomy of a Fall, or Carry Mulligan in Maestro. But I did see
Lily Gladstone he kills the farm, and was like, okay, yeah,
she's gonna win be the first Native American woman to ever win Best Actress.
And then, as JJ told us on Friday, watch out Emma Stone's a
lot of people talking about Emma Stone. Okay, so good buddy of mine,
Chris Wagner, I don't know if you get Okay. So Chris is
a movie reviewer. I mean he reviews a lot of stuff he's a great
writer. I think he works down in Houston for the Chronicle for many years.
Yeah, for a long time, longtime Dallas guy. He posted this
on Facebook. He goes I thought Lily Gladstone was really, really good in
Flower Moon, but Stone's performance was the most original piece of acting I've seen
in years. Thrilled and surprised that she won. You think that's a fair
assessment. I think that's spot on. Yeah, jj I Ha'd like to
get your thoughts on that it was. I'm not gonna say I did scream
in the theaters when they call her name, because I mean I was like,
oh, they actually did it. I got anything they're gonna because you've
hearn that Lily is the front runner. She took the I mean the war
season was pretty even between the two, you know. I think Emma took
it the last few like the Baptists and stuff. So it could have gone
either way. But another stat that somebody pointed out before I saw last night,
before I went to bed was I think the studios screwed this over for
Lily because she was only in Killers of the flower Moon for twenty six percent
of the movie. Emma Stone was in the film ninety six percent of the
film. Yeah, twenty six percent. I didn't. I knew it wasn't
a lot, but that's very low. That is supporting actress. A Stone
has sex more times than the percentage and Killers of the Moon Flower Moon how
many times? How many? It's a lot of sexyes. Literally more than
ten Yeah, more than ten sec there's one with the I mean, she
deserved the Oscar Kevin. But no, but here's the I mean why she's
telling the story of a provocative young woman coming of age. Kevin. She
was doing horring so but there's one sex scene. She is in bed and
I'm gonna show you the guy that she's doing it with. What's he doing.
He's swimming, he's playing football, he's crab walking. It looks like
that gorilla. You may have watched the video earlier. It was Yeah,
it gets I'm I'm emma, she's incredible important things. I'm not gonna say
that she wasn't. She was great in it. She should have won.
She she should have won. But Lily, that's what I'm saying. Where
the studio screwed up because they submitted Lily Gladstone to be lead actress when they
should have put her in supporting and she probably would have won. So that's
the argument. And it sucks because Emma's gonna catch flak for this because you
know, Lily Gladstone would have won. It would have you know, make
history and you know the history behind you know, indigenous people in Hollywood.
It would you know what I'm saying. So it sucks that Emma Stone's gonna
catch flak for this. But she is very good impoorant things, and I
thought, yes, as far as lead actions goes, she she should have
she's doing she do you think that is a factor. I mean, a
part of her role was apparently to have a lot of sex, and that's
not the easiest scene to shoot. I mean, if you want to talk
about acting, that's a hard that's harder than most script stuff, especially if
from what I understand, she's got the brain of a baby. Okay,
So this is why I think it's deeper than that. I'm saying, that's
pretty damn deep. If I read the script and I have to act to
do this. If that's the case, that Florence Peugh should have so many
oscars right now, and that's the you know what I mean, Like it's
more, I don't know what you mean. Did she have sex a baby,
had a lot of sex on screen, and she's been naked quite a
few times on skin. It's more to it than that. So look in
the movie spoiled minor spoiler. This will not give away the movie minor spoiler
of poor things she has uh Will Defoe is a crazy scientist guy kind of
and they performs a brain transplant on and Stone. There's way more to it
than what I'm telling you, but performs a brain transplant on her, inserting
the brain of her baby into her head. That's kind of given away.
Well, yeah, a little bit. Well just watch it. It's long
story short. She is developing, so you're seeing a grown woman starting at
a young an infant age in her because her brain is a child's brain,
and she is developing through the stages of adulthood. So she's basically starting over.
But she is a grown woman, so you're seeing her learning how to
talk, how to walk, how to how to do all these things for
the first time. Original it's it's it's a very good fit and and it's
astounding, like to set everything about this movie, but it's so wild,
but like I said, I'm not arguing that she won. I thought she
definitely should have took I mean any of those five honestly, but if I
if you were to ask me, but now that somebody had broken down the
percentage, the Apples should have submitted Lily. As far as supporting actress,
I think that she was good and killers at the fire move. So whether
they accepted it in act and act in the actress category, but they should
have submitted her in supporting and for that now it looks like she got the
biggest snow by the night. There's a part in the movie where she's getting
a little bit older, and they don't telegraphic for you. They don't show
you the time passing by. You kind of figure it out on your own.
Where she's at a table dinner, table by herself, she grabs cucumber
or a large piece of fruit. Why hungry to learn what internal joy is?
Explain the movie. It's one of her most daring roles for sure,
and I don't think she's going to get any more daring than what she did
in this movie. I will quickly play the John mullaney clip and then we'll
do some other stuff, Okay, I think I got it up right here?
How the Oscar for achievement in sound? You know, for years movies
didn't have sound, and then they figured it out. Some people say that
the silent era was the golden era of film. These people are difficult and
insane. What about that moment in Field of Dreams when we hear if you
build it, he will come. And then Costner does it. He builds
a baseball field. Well, I guess he doesn't build it. He mows
down corn and then there is a field and then he's like, I'm gonna
watch Ghost play baseball. And the bank is like, you want to pay
your mortgage and he's like, nah, I'm going to watch Ghost play baseball.
And Danny finds James Earl Jones and he's like, people will come.
Ray he's the only one with a financial plan. But what's weird is Timothy
Bussfield pushes little Gabby Hoffman off the bleachers and she falls down and she's unconscious.
Then Burt Lancaster's Moonlight Graham and he comes up and he pats around the
back a couple times and he's like hot dogs stuck in the throat, and
then he can't go back. In the game because I guess there's a rule
in ghost baseball that if you leave the field at any point to become an
elderly ghost and do the Heimlich maneuver, you can't return to the field.
I love Field of Dreams. That should win Best Picture. What a mess.
I loved it. I did too, because that's a ruling ghost of
baseball. Is he a stand up Yeah? Yeah, that's his main thing?
Uh yeah, kind of funny. Yeah, he's great. He wrote
on SNL for many years. But he is I mean, talk about somebody
at the standard maybe fifteen years ago that might have gone to the bathroom for
a toot. Yeah, fifteen trap five? Has it been that has only
been that long that it's been making less than that? Wow? Okay,
Yeah, So he struggled mightily within and he said, see you, pregnant
wife, I'm gonna go hook up with Olivia mun Boy. Is he really
Yep? They're still together and wife actually all of his wife was pregnant time,
but his uh, his old gal, Yeah, he's at Olivia Mount.
They had a baby. His old gal is writing a book which feels
like she's gonna like say some things and what's she gonna say that he hasn't
already been trans I'm funny. His voice is kind of kind of incredible.
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