Oh god, sorry, I had the bills. Anyway, girl braids my
hair as ghetto chicks, super smart though I got a whole bunch of businesses
and runs them well, actually knows her ship. So it's you know,
a nice deal with Anyway, she's braided my head the other day, and
uh, she had asked me about when I went to go see my sister
for her baby shower and some kind of way along the way, Uh,
I ended up telling her like, oh, that's not my blood sister.
She was like, oh, okay, well Dan, you got you know,
you gotta be there for the birth. And then because you know that
might be your baby, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Like you I'll come on like y'all ain't never like nothing. I'm like,
nah, yeah's you don't trust something? Say wait, they mean when
they said they gotten on fake bros and checks. If you don't bang that
fake bro, you just never touch no, no, no. We definitely
was buy the fuck. But then both of our parents said something kind of
strange to us. It was like teenagers, M yeah, oh this and
I mean this is like when we were fucking twelve and thirteen. So but
then you know, both our parents kind of said something that made it sound
like they was fucking and at that point that was just too close to incests
and we just shook hands on it. Gotta have some you know, standards.
Oh but anyway, so I'm like, nah, I ain't really the
best of old girl or you know, mest of like that, like we
just it's always been good. Oh that's good, that's good. I thought.
That's what I thought. That's why you were saying you didn't want to
go to the birthden because you know, maybe the family once there, because
they might be suspecting something. I'm like, you gonna have this whole scenario
in your head just from me saying that we weren't related by blood, like
all right. So then she started telling me about how, oh she also
does events, and she started telling me how she was gonna throw this u
or she was hosting an event at this place that went too far from where
I lived. It's gonna be a little pool, poised thinking all girls mad,
they tasts out stuff, you know what what it is, and she
might might see you with titty too, blah blah. I'm bringing some girls
in YadA YadA, And I honestly I wasn't listening because she she's just she's
a little bit too eccentric with her talking sometimes, and I just I was
on the fuck out anyway. She was like, yeah, you know,
if you ordering them through me, get your ticket now and then I get
you on, get you one for the sheet because they're gonna be forty yollars
at the door. And I was like, I wan't gona go, no,
no way. But then she buried my hand. I was like,
ah, she did a good job, and she's been cool with the price
or whatever. So I cash after and I didn't realize, uh, I
sent enough money for two of'em. So then she texts uh a friend
of mine, to let him know because she dropped them off at day place.
Hey, y'all gave me the money, just given to him. I
come in to work and they'm like, yo, here you're titty tickets.
I'm like what. So apparently I should have been paying attention when she was
talking, because that whole you know, girls had the titties out was not
like, uh an allegory anything like that. It was just real. It's
a topless pool party, and it's weird because she's like, yeah, I'm
I'm realizing that she was talking about having her titties out and I know her
husband, and that's just awkward for me, Like y'all, a whole whole
level of ratchet I'm not even ready for. But I got a ticket,
so now I gotta go because I don't already spent the money. So I
got another ticket to this lesbian girl with big titties because I mean, as
long as I'm there, uh and not on the first uh. Yeah.
But it's awkward because the girl that the lesbian girl is crushing on likes me
and I don't like her because she's a little too naive. But it's this
weird not love triangle and it's just just fucking aning. So now I don't
go to work no more. Anyway. How y'all been, Damn I nigga
left. It's definitely gonna have to be on Patriot answer that question there,
sham, how have I been? I've not been that bad. Pro'm if
I call that bad. I seen y'all picture the fucking ticket, because this
is I mean, so you looked through a whole range of emotion sham from
people being good people getting down, bad people being down, bad people being
up. Whatever that last emotion was, man, I don't I don't even
know what it was, but whatever it was, it was different. I
put the ticket in the ship this man said, he put reads read said,
look can I can I bring myself what I'm saying? You want to
know for a prosperity. Nah, I started frameling stuff. You know,
let us know answer. Apparently she got a videos, so if she can
send them to me and I send them to yall. So read to answer
your question from before, they did make Joe Love rising. I don't know
that's all they do, Mike, Rice and dance. You're saying all Nigerians
do is miss and dance three. That is racist and as the head of
the Nigerian Cold Co listen here, I will not stand for that, sir.
Are you dancing dancing? All right? They bought the dance terrible for
that. I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're wrong. Google maps the
location of this place the hood. When I looked to Up, I was
like, what the fuck did I agree to? I mean, it's once
you see it, like they know who the fuck? I'm only thing I'm
gonna no, you just look at it. Okay, this ain't gonna be
no, this ain't gonna be no ritzy party. You know what it is.
It's a good sir, yeah, but you know it ain't got to
be the bottom of the bottom every fucking time. And now I'm like,
damn, I don't know. Already put my money in. I ain't gonna
wasted no fucking money. She already said it is gonna be the bottom on
the bottom. You gotta go, brons. But I don't want to say
the lesbian tittis because she got some nice titties. I'm nice. They nice.
It's weird because she tell you, I don't even know. I'm gonna
find out if they nice, that's problem. They got a nice size.
It looked like they got a nice shape. Next episode, every Day,
black Man. So I fucked the lesbian and I'm not sure how to feel
the first time. So I fucked lesbie in again. They're sham well rock
fuckna. Not that I would actually be kind of weird because her friend is
trying to get me into a serious relationship and I'm just like, no,
oh, first and foremost her friend, and you ya, if you bank
her friend, exactly have you done this girl? Okay? Well, then
it's it's it's all shots on gold Baby turned off and turned it down because
it was you know, you fun with a girl, you know seriously,
but I'm not explaining that part. It's all everything goes for It's like the
greatest story. She was just a when I guess when the girls be naive
and you just know if they get some dick, they're gonna be like,
oh we together now, I ain't want to deal with that shit. And
then in the process of us having that conversation, she let me know how
the lesbian was like coming at her super hard, and I don't talk to
her, she doesn't give me space. I'm like, it's crazy that you
describe yourself anyway. So then the lesbian got mad at me for a couple
of days, but she got over that ship after we had a couple of
drinks and yeah, now we're going to this titty pool party, so we'll
see what happens either way. Probably after this party, somebody's gonna be mad
at me. No, everybody's gonna be happy with you because you're about having
a sham three lesbian another girl. You're gonna turn them out the other girl.
The other girl ain't gonna be at the cool part unless she gets a
ticket, which I hope she don't because that's just gonna be a knowing.
She gonna get it. She gonna she gonna get a ticket. And this
is a story all about how my life got turned upside down, my hand
with another girl. This nigga end up with the whole three something. He
pretended like he ain't got the game for it. See that's what that's what
we call lesbian. Got a nice girl. I think me take lesbian down.
There's for prosperity. Say so, that's mean we can tag team back
again. Read has basically inserted himself into the story to tag team lesbian.
I mean, y'all don't like Jack. We both like this, but you
like that question. I want to see you make it. Let's do it.
He just put it. Nigga Read just made it really weird. But
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going to be called why Uhmar Johnson is right and wrong and nobody likes them?
I mean, did you watch the video? Oh? Yeahs wrong?
Give me come minute, go ahead, me real quick. He's got go
ahead. You know, man, mistakes, Man, mistakes are jail child
support? What else happening to man? Oh man, I'm jail child support?
Homelessness, homelessness having to deal with the bitch you really don't like because
you're trying to keep your kids, so that's forced the prison. Yeah,
but that go both ways, well, not keeping the kids, yeah,
yeah, to keep your kids. No, it only goes on. It
only happens to men, does not happen withall. But what if she was
strung out crackhead, I'll still getting ready of kid exactly. We've seen that
happen before, not saying any names. Wasn't that a talent payer movie?
Yes, it was like the only movie where the black dude wasn't like a
bad guy in the beginning. He was light skinned though, yeah, he
was light skin though. Like I don't watch solid pair of movie. I
don't even gonna lie it. I've seen like one in total. I mean,
I feel like it's seen everyone, including the one that I keep telling
people as the solid Pawer week, but they don't ever want to believe me.
Don't woman gone, are gone, girl gone, girl, go on
be an athlete. I've been enough. Tyler Barry movie, Oh no,
no, I always tell peoples the TOLP Perry movie. I'm like, don't
get the Tyler Parry in it. They're like, yeah, it doesn't Tyl
apparently normally starting things that he does. And like, I never knew Tyler
Parry made this movie. Tyler Barry has nothing to do with that movie.
A fun thing. That's what I'm talking about. That's that's what we do.
Hear at everybody black black man that's not good clean gas like they're gonna
say that's that's stupid as shit to one of their friends, and it's like
a bomb going off and you you need you're not gonna hear it, but
you know the effects what we feel? Correct, it's a good day.
How y'all feel about unicorns? I love how we just get pass through mare
down. It was so organic. I was like, no, let's go,
let's go, let's go unicorns. I don't know, are we talking
about unicorns like unicorn unicorns or unicorn is like couple's been looking for oh oh
oh cux. All right, I mean, look, it's all it's not
wild wife, So I don't care y'all do what y'all do. It's not
my wife. Sorry, I mean, I don't mean how you feel about
that? I mean, would you be a unicorn? Talking more about from
the point of view of the dude or the person being approached, as opposed
to the couple. So it depends, all right. So if it's something
where he has to be in the room, then no, it was something
where he's going to watch later on. Yeah, If it's something where I
can do whatever I want to her without any rules or weird stipulations, Yeah,
if I got to do her in specific position movie yeah, yeah,
like he's directing a movie, then no. If it's something where afterwards I
have to have a conversation with them afterwards. No, if it could be
something. Yeah, I mean like Batman, I planned to the end,
what about you read would you be would you be a unicorn for a for
a white person? Yeah, I'm gonna be a white person. Oh,
I think you're a racist, sir. And it's the most standard gentlemen on
this podcasts. The foremost black people can't be races. That's a fact,
all right, Biggert, that's a better work. He multiple wi exactly.
Biggest biggott is not really a problem. It just means I'm big on my
people. Every man who no see nigga. That's Biggert me different. If
you people bigging me you're a biggot, then I'm the biggest biggot that's ever
lived. Yeah. I mean, I mean I've been meeting a lot of
famous people. Lot key. Yeah. Like we was with Will Smith and
it was like bang my wife and black. I mean, if Wist wants
me to bang his wife, I'm just saying, you don't ask you about
how the race. What I'm saying is I'm not throwing it off the table,
you know what I mean. Like, I'm just saying, there's a
there's a dollar that we can then we could come to that. Will Smith,
I will bang your wife despite how annoying she is. She got a
pussy. Oh man, I just just for saken, would you bang an
annoying woman cham for two million dollars? Yes, two dollars No, no,
not to no two thousand dollars. Wait, because she's annoying. We
didn't say that. We didn't say that she was ugly, just annoying.
And I'm like, yeah, she's just annoying. Pretty good at blocking out
annoying, and she's not. She's not going to be annoying during the sect.
She's only gonna be annoying before and after. Oh, you have to
stay for five minutes afterwards, but she's gonna be really annoying. I'm five
minutes say nothing that I mean, like, I mean like one to choke
bitch out, but I guarantee, I guarantee you she's not going to piss
in your sink. See, I'm man, how much how many references with
which were just made? And also man that they exist in the first place.
Hey man, sometimes it happens, bro Sometimes you gotta agree with doctor
Umar exactly sometimes about them get it right. And this last thing I mean,
he kind of right, kind of wrong. He just uh, he's
right that we need to do more to step in for black kids because these
women can't these women can't rate them tell us when I actually had a question
about because that's the suspension of disbelief kind of deal, because to even make
that statement, you have to be under the assumption that these black mothers are
gonna be willing to let a quote unquote father figure that they don't know around
their kids. Correct. And that's the thing about it, dude, That's
what I'm saying to read here. Earlier, when I first talked about with
him, and just like a pre recording, pre release, pre everything,
just kind of you know that kind of thing. I was like, Look,
what you need to do is you need to do it in one city,
get a group of women and tell him, Look, these men are
gonna help you with giving your chi. I mean, I think there also
doesn't need to be a monetary influence, because I don't think you should have
to spend your good money that you've made. If somebody paid me, I'll
do it. You're right, they gotta pay me. I'm with you,
Yeah, think of paying me. I do I spend rounding a little your
little fuck trophy. I've been tied with them. Make good kids, your
little compass. That's the thing about it is they could be good kids.
But if we let women raise a bad kids, I make bad parents.
Correct. It's only it's only bad parents gave me. I don't know how
much it. This is actually the parents eating worse than you see one in
a good like situation, and they're still just doing evil shit. Nigga began
things beginning. Fuck it begain't right. It be something up shit because one
nigger uncle used to fuck him. Bro, I'll go ahead, tell about
Joe Lonnie. You aged nigger bank, then ain't nigger named Joe Lonnie?
So damn Joeln your names out there, Jamaica okay, yeah, big making
nigga out of Houston, Joel Linnye Okay, now to this is the pens
Cola. God damn man, I'm trying to help this nigger out. What
I tell y'all, what I tell you, niggah, I've been telling y'all
niggasame shit. Everything is what's reason. You know. I don't just be
like randomly fuck people unless it's like Drake, because fuck that nigga, but
Jelani Drake Drake. No, his favorite Drake song is none of them because
Drake ruined his high school career. High school career. Ni I went,
I didn't expect to make it past high school. I just didn't like that
nigga. That nigga eventually, but that wasn't in high school. He's just
I'm gonna shut up so you can get through the story. Let me just
shut out. Nigga. Shit your ass up? How long did you?
Oh goddamn, I'm gonna step on your shoes. Keep the chats on the
ground. Some Jordans throw the Jordans and this nigga. Now, I don't
throw Jordan's s thought something Dada said that nigga because he gonna hate it.
I'm gonna say, you start throwing, all right, throw them, throw
them as the nigga. Uh Oh, my dad couldn't find a babysitter,
uh because I used to be at the hospital with him from like seven to
seven. Anyway, all the island people put their kids together, but just
I guess because they didn't trust other people anyway. So i'd be over at
his place sometime. And that nigga was a demon. That I was like
six, maybe he might have been eight. I was like the first time
I got hit in the head with like a steel pipe just for no reason.
Damn yeah. I Nigga used to go into the backyard and killed frogs
and shit just just to fuck with him and not like a quick death.
He would like cut them open and then start pulling stuff out like this nigga
probably needs to die. Yeah, it probably does, but probably does.
But yeah, MP in jail, he probably I assume that's what he would
call. Probably yeah, a session with like horror movies. So I remember
watching Child's playing Ship. I'm not Child's played something else of the horror movie.
It was like, Nigga, don't you see that, I'm fine?
Oh yeah, I heard his mom used to leave too, So just he
was technically babysitting me at eight. I mean, that's the thing about it.
This nigga was showing you like, look, Nigga, I'm fun,
and you're like, I'm a child. Why are y'all having me here with
this demon? I just I wish I had I kind of wish I had
stayed in pencil longer, because if I could meet that nigga when I was
a teenager, I would have stopped shout at him because the growth change was
massive. That nigga would I was, I would probably killed that nigga.
But I think, lady and gentlemen is why you make sure to watch your
own goddamn kids. Wait, but that's not what doctor Omar said. He
was supposed to be watching a video exactly in my head. I know everything
you said. Oh shit, woke it. I don't trust these waffle colored
niggas because they're not really black. Also, it's your fault, it's the
black man's fault. And you know, probably some other ship that makes me
sound like a loud Southern Baptist church slash sixties civil rights activists. Uh fucking
wearing a kufy or some shit dumb you leave, You leave Koufy can't alone
leave coofy ask Cantey alone. He's trying right now. Man, he's trying.
Bro, I don't know what my shoe would. I see people like
him or even like Ben Shpiro is like y'all, y'all all sound like real
smart, put together niggas, but they never have y'all in the room talking
with like nigga niggas who can speak on the same level, and I know
it's a griff. They're all tied together. It's all a griff, like
the boom dis nigga, Why did you have to give out the why'd you
have to give out the secret? Niggas an't supposed to know? Yeah,
people don't realize that it's all all the grift, all of them. What's
that girl named candidate always rolling? I'm telling my sister about that shit.
Hows twains they out there? They griffed the hardcore They wake up every day
like, how can we get griftier? Yeah? That sold even people that
people don't want to talk about here. And by that I mean the guy
who just announced that he's running for president, but it's not going to run
on the Democratic ticket because he upset there were chances. No, you don't
want the black to get away from Boden. That's why. Because he's a
griff. He knows that if he did that, Biden Wood never looked at
him the same. Again, he wouldn't win either. But you know black
right now, he probably don't remember his ass. It would be less funny
if it wasn't so true. I think you know that movie fifty first dates
I think that's what Biden is going through right now. Well, I mean
it has been rough fifty first dates for Biden. Every day he's like,
I'm President of the United States and they're like, yes, sir, and
he's like really, They're like yes. It's like what happened to Obama?
They're like Obama has already been president. He's like really, man. Then
it repeats, we don't know what, we don't know what day and age
he's stuck in though, so oh, some days he wakes up nineteen sixties
they have to explain everything to him. Some days he wakes up and it's
nineteen ninety. And some days he wakes up and he's like, God,
damn it that nigger. I mean, Obama the president. They're like no,
actually, sir, you're president. He's like, did Obama get killed?
And it's like no, no Obama. Yeah. Yeah. But the
difference is with Obama is like we kind of found out the hardway that Obama
is a grifter, and people wanted to always distance themselves like, oh,
no, man, I said he was a grip the first It's like,
no, Obama was like a stylist grifter, like he's he was if you
look at him, he's like the perfect Democrat because like Republican people typically,
they want somebody who's gonna like, who a white man. They know they're
about to get fucked, but there they're gonna be nice about it. Yeah,
them specifically, but then like the Democrat vote, they they want somebody
a white male who's yeah, essentially damn huh. I guess when you put
it that way, that's not really a point. I want it for you,
sin it's making your point already forgot it. I don't think you had
one. Hey, hey, let's not give out trade secrets. Are you
saying no? No, no, no, no no. I don't think
he was doing somewhere, but then he just started doing the mass just like
they both really want a white male. They act like they don't, but
they don't. They do. No, it's it's it's you're getting sucked both
ways. One of them is up front about it and the other one is
uh like trist to you know, yeah, play the games. Like when
they say diversity, when if the white woman acts like a white bell,
then what's the point divided for the white woman? Who the white woman is?
All the white women that are women, what are women. Could you
fucking saying shick? He did saying ship, I'm saying what you fucking saying?
Ship? Depends is she able to control herself? Because you know what
I'm saying, I want to get no woman who just like immediately starts,
you know, going real saying me, Oh see, I guess I'm thinking
more like long term, like your sons don't be able to beat your ass
like I ain't. No, I'm out of change, and probably you're gonna
make him strong about beating his ass and eventually like that's gonna be a scary
situation. Yeah, we see. That's the thing about it is, man,
I I have no problem with that. Yeah, but what if that
happen when these things like seven, I mean don't know how many asks,
what was you've had to give them? If you get a strong mama could
take him exactly, your mama could take him. Why don't you get it's
not my job. I'll just imagine her getting pissed it, you know you
at some point and then him throwing a little tep atatchment like I help you
in a second. Just just why horrible, horrible life. Cri crill got
that thing on a lot Crilin told her, Hey, baby, but I
can say what you want. She could, but she actually is programmed to
love, you know, unlike some other women specifically. Yeah, we start,
we're talking about diamond sapphire people. Wow, has this a p you
will? Wait? Huh? Some some doctor moons basically with them agreeing to
be with them, all agreeing to be friends. Okay, I kind of
thought that was what we was gonna say, but yeah, it's basically what
happened. Oh yeah, My reason is I'm not here for your mistakes,
just like you won't be here for my mistakes. Oh my god, I
messed on my credit in my twenties. That really doesn't help black people.
So can ya help me out with y'all? Awe, you know, put
me on your credit card? Basically, how bad is your credit? It's
really fucked up. Like I'm gonna have a two hundred Okay, it's like,
bitch, you can't it can't go that low. She's like, oh,
oh it can't, we can't. I found it. I found it.
I found it. I have the ability to fuck up my credit more
if you want to my credit money, because it's so bad. It's like,
god, damn woman, I know people like that, but that's not
really their fault. They mama was using the what's called them niggas laughed,
it's in high school and college fucking like a ten, like some shit that
just looks like a typo y like this is this has gotta be this is
gotta be a mistake nostally not your luck. Sigh, you're eighteen. Don't
figure it out. That's the part that sucks. You literally have to go
out there and figure it out. Then they're gonna be like, why he
got a chick on the shoulder when he's dealing with women. Remember, they
used to tell us, like, man, they taught it in schools,
it to be so much better. I'm like, nigga, they teach a
lot of shit in schools, and niggas don't pay attention, So I don't
know what it's gonna like that's gonna help. Well. People keep thinking that
just by doing that, everything's gonna change. It's like, that's that's not
really how it works because people don't like having to actually do shit. And
if they if you say something like oh, if they just did that in
school, they're essentially saying, oh, if somebody else just did something about
it, because niggas don't want to do any fucking work. They just won't
shit to go away. That's sorry, alone, do what not? You're
gonna roll your kids? And doctor Umar school. When they opened in twenty
twenty seven nine, where did he actually give the give in Pennsylvania? I
thought, I don't know, I don't know. I didn't think it was
real. I mean, the school is real, the school is real.
I was like, damn about there? Who are you really? Did?
No, it's not the school. Sorry, it's an academy, got an
outdoors and I'm sorry. It's not Pennsylvania. It's it's Delaware. It's Delaware.
Oh hell no, do you know any niggas in Delaware? Because I
don't. I've never I know. I know a bunch of people who are
not real. No, they are. They are really the reason, the
reason, the reason they're in Delaware because they needed a place that they could
go where they didn't have to pay taxes. But everything is so expensive.
The niggas realized that they're literally the same thing. It's like, yeah,
but I didn't want to pay taxes. I'm like, you realize you're still
paying taxes. They don't sound like some shit. No niggas I know would
do so. I know, man, some niggas, you know, the
niggas. You know it's dumb. Hey, that's good, accurate. But
and actually the school will start out for the twenty twenty four to twenty twenty
five school year. They need teachers, yeah, next year and the they
need they need teachers. So I think we should have teachers. Probably he
should. He could have white people build it, but you have to have
black people there. Damn is looking good though. What if they try and
get him on discrimination? I mean yeah, but you really think they're gonna
try teacher? Yeah, they only need one, right teacher. Also,
we now follow doctor m you're hilarious. Wait, we're following doctor Omar.
We followed doctor Umar. I just want us to get a guest panel on
the on the school, the teacher kids, about reparations or or something along
those lines. Teachers thinks about killing cops. Don't do it. You're not
gonna win. They gonna kill you all the way legally. That's what they
want to do with qualified immunity. I remember that, dumb, You don't
unless you're prepared to die, you better not killing a cop. Right about
if you're going to kill a cop. If you're going to kill a cop,
what you should do is make sure that you got a really big life
insurance policy and then wait two years oh for the life insurance policy to kick
in for it. What if you don't like nobody like that, I can
up to give him a bunch of money. Then give it to give it
to people you don't like, Like you have Domino's piezas delivered to your ex.
No, no, get a trust and the executive of the trust has
to deliver a Domino's pizzas to your ex every day, but only anchovies.
Because you can use money both ways. You can use the blessed people and
you can use it to make subtle digs at somebody for the rest of their
life. That happened to me. Fucking pizza pieces are paid for it,
man, me, I'm paid for a man. It's harassment. No,
no, see we don't. We don't actually contact you. We just call
the pizza company in They're the ones who are actually harassing you. But I
can't tell them to stop. That's the point. That's literally the point.
An trophies, though I feel like it has I know it's a waste.
It's a waste of a pizza. No, I make them do warm Mayo
and that's it, just just mayo bread, completely fuck useless. Yeah,
they're gonna a lot of piece of shots will have Mayo because they do sandwiches
by Eva. Domino's has a couple of them. Uh, and this is
not gonna be good Mayo number one and it's a session. Oh, it's
gonna be all so bad. Can you imagine getting warm male bread every day?
No? I can, But that's what makes it hilarious. Niggas eight
man sandwiches. I mean, yea, we know it, but it's different
to eat males male male. Oh, miracle whip, that's a fake manutes.
Yeah, fake minutes. That's what I had. Man. Sorry,
I think people black people like miracles, right, No, most like miracle.
I don't know, most black people do not like that ship Yeah bow
miracle will oh man, that's that's not a real thing. And male is
just better. Look I will say, I feel like miracle whip. I
associate with like food stacks. About the thing with the struggle, I think
males more than mayo. That's the crazy part. That's why I think we're
gonna get the fancies to like, no bitch mayo is better government cheese that
don't melt. It doesn't melt under intense scrutinies. It doesn't melt once you
begin looking at it. Look, me and my cousins thought we was gonna
be you know, smart, when we was kids who was there alone for
whatever reason. Anyway, I think the old person was like eight to nine.
So it's like, we're gonna make nachos. We ain't understand the concept
we drink. It's essentially just cheesy water. So we put some water in
a bowl with the block of the government cheese and put it on two fifty.
Nothing happened, and then we put it on six minutes, nothing happened.
We put the bitch on ten minutes. The water got kind of like
gray ish, but I mean the lump of cheese shit just barely softened.
It was kind of weird. Yeah, that cheese ain't real real And their
mom came on because we fucked up the government's Oh I was dumb Asshi was
it dough or y'all just kids who didn't have direction? I godance they didn't
have parents. Parents should have been there at least old your teenager. Yeah
she was not nine, is my count? That's not a teenager? Y'all.
Childhoods is so foreign to me. I do not understand it because I
say one thing, y'all, like what nigga nine is not a teenager?
Niggaig your wife was weird and kind of fucked up and very It was like
six kids there, bro, like or all of those periods basically neglected the
children. Hey, hey, hey, those are my family members talking.
That's up, bro, Like your your childhood is something that we need to
study and just be like make serious. We need to lock it in the
vault and like never let people hear about the horror story people raised like you
know that? Ever again, how these horror story, bro? Yeah,
your childhood is the horror story. Eight kids under the age of ten who
didn't have food at least ready for them, so they decide to make nacho
cheese water. We didn't know it was gonna end up n cheese water though
I had something else to eat. What was ya If you didn't eat that,
oh, we wouldn't figured it out. That's the problem. As your
kids. You shouldn't have to figure out shi, how you make kids with
sense? No no, Bro, me and Reid have sense, y'all,
niggas were neglected. I don't know you mess. You mess with black sapphire
at one point, Sure you got sense. CC Maybe if you had all
a little bit earlier, huh huh, wouldn't have to deal with with black
sapphire. Look, man, I was just trying to get kids out of
the equation. Bro. We all admitted. We all admitted. I was
just trying to get kids out of the equations. Man, can any better.
All I'm gonna say is your kids gonna look much better now, much
better. Yeah. Yeah, you called my mom whenever he said your kids
donna look better. Now it's very different. It's a very different. I
told you, man, we know how to we know how to make things
better. But retell the pitbull story because our audience need to know. H