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Oh god, sorry, I had
the bills. Anyway, girl braids my

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hair as ghetto chicks, super smart
though I got a whole bunch of businesses

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and runs them well, actually knows
her ship. So it's you know,

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a nice deal with Anyway, she's
braided my head the other day, and

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uh, she had asked me about
when I went to go see my sister

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for her baby shower and some kind
of way along the way, Uh,

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I ended up telling her like,
oh, that's not my blood sister.

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She was like, oh, okay, well Dan, you got you know,

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you gotta be there for the birth. And then because you know that

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might be your baby, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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Like you I'll come on like y'all
ain't never like nothing. I'm like,

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nah, yeah's you don't trust something? Say wait, they mean when

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they said they gotten on fake bros
and checks. If you don't bang that

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fake bro, you just never touch
no, no, no. We definitely

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was buy the fuck. But then
both of our parents said something kind of

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strange to us. It was like
teenagers, M yeah, oh this and

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I mean this is like when we
were fucking twelve and thirteen. So but

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then you know, both our parents
kind of said something that made it sound

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like they was fucking and at that
point that was just too close to incests

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and we just shook hands on it. Gotta have some you know, standards.

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Oh but anyway, so I'm like, nah, I ain't really the

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best of old girl or you know, mest of like that, like we

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just it's always been good. Oh
that's good, that's good. I thought.

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That's what I thought. That's why
you were saying you didn't want to

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go to the birthden because you know, maybe the family once there, because

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they might be suspecting something. I'm
like, you gonna have this whole scenario

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in your head just from me saying
that we weren't related by blood, like

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all right. So then she started
telling me about how, oh she also

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does events, and she started telling
me how she was gonna throw this u

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or she was hosting an event at
this place that went too far from where

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I lived. It's gonna be a
little pool, poised thinking all girls mad,

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they tasts out stuff, you know
what what it is, and she

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might might see you with titty too, blah blah. I'm bringing some girls

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in YadA YadA, And I honestly
I wasn't listening because she she's just she's

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a little bit too eccentric with her
talking sometimes, and I just I was

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on the fuck out anyway. She
was like, yeah, you know,

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if you ordering them through me,
get your ticket now and then I get

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you on, get you one for
the sheet because they're gonna be forty yollars

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at the door. And I was
like, I wan't gona go, no,

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no way. But then she buried
my hand. I was like,

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ah, she did a good job, and she's been cool with the price

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or whatever. So I cash after
and I didn't realize, uh, I

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sent enough money for two of'em. So then she texts uh a friend

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of mine, to let him know
because she dropped them off at day place.

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Hey, y'all gave me the money, just given to him. I

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come in to work and they'm like, yo, here you're titty tickets.

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I'm like what. So apparently I
should have been paying attention when she was

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talking, because that whole you know, girls had the titties out was not

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like, uh an allegory anything like
that. It was just real. It's

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a topless pool party, and it's
weird because she's like, yeah, I'm

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I'm realizing that she was talking about
having her titties out and I know her

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husband, and that's just awkward for
me, Like y'all, a whole whole

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level of ratchet I'm not even ready
for. But I got a ticket,

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so now I gotta go because I
don't already spent the money. So I

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got another ticket to this lesbian girl
with big titties because I mean, as

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long as I'm there, uh and
not on the first uh. Yeah.

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But it's awkward because the girl that
the lesbian girl is crushing on likes me

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and I don't like her because she's
a little too naive. But it's this

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weird not love triangle and it's just
just fucking aning. So now I don't

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go to work no more. Anyway. How y'all been, Damn I nigga

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left. It's definitely gonna have to
be on Patriot answer that question there,

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sham, how have I been?
I've not been that bad. Pro'm if

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I call that bad. I seen
y'all picture the fucking ticket, because this

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is I mean, so you looked
through a whole range of emotion sham from

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people being good people getting down,
bad people being down, bad people being

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up. Whatever that last emotion was, man, I don't I don't even

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know what it was, but whatever
it was, it was different. I

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put the ticket in the ship this
man said, he put reads read said,

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look can I can I bring myself
what I'm saying? You want to

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know for a prosperity. Nah,
I started frameling stuff. You know,

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let us know answer. Apparently she
got a videos, so if she can

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send them to me and I send
them to yall. So read to answer

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your question from before, they did
make Joe Love rising. I don't know

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that's all they do, Mike,
Rice and dance. You're saying all Nigerians

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do is miss and dance three.
That is racist and as the head of

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the Nigerian Cold Co listen here,
I will not stand for that, sir.

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Are you dancing dancing? All right? They bought the dance terrible for

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that. I'm not saying you're wrong, but you're wrong. Google maps the

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location of this place the hood.
When I looked to Up, I was

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like, what the fuck did I
agree to? I mean, it's once

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you see it, like they know
who the fuck? I'm only thing I'm

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gonna no, you just look at
it. Okay, this ain't gonna be

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no, this ain't gonna be no
ritzy party. You know what it is.

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It's a good sir, yeah,
but you know it ain't got to

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be the bottom of the bottom every
fucking time. And now I'm like,

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damn, I don't know. Already
put my money in. I ain't gonna

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wasted no fucking money. She already
said it is gonna be the bottom on

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the bottom. You gotta go,
brons. But I don't want to say

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the lesbian tittis because she got some
nice titties. I'm nice. They nice.

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It's weird because she tell you,
I don't even know. I'm gonna

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find out if they nice, that's
problem. They got a nice size.

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It looked like they got a nice
shape. Next episode, every Day,

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black Man. So I fucked the
lesbian and I'm not sure how to feel

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the first time. So I fucked
lesbie in again. They're sham well rock

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fuckna. Not that I would actually
be kind of weird because her friend is

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trying to get me into a serious
relationship and I'm just like, no,

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oh, first and foremost her friend, and you ya, if you bank

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her friend, exactly have you done
this girl? Okay? Well, then

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it's it's it's all shots on gold
Baby turned off and turned it down because

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it was you know, you fun
with a girl, you know seriously,

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but I'm not explaining that part.
It's all everything goes for It's like the

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greatest story. She was just a
when I guess when the girls be naive

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and you just know if they get
some dick, they're gonna be like,

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oh we together now, I ain't
want to deal with that shit. And

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then in the process of us having
that conversation, she let me know how

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the lesbian was like coming at her
super hard, and I don't talk to

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her, she doesn't give me space. I'm like, it's crazy that you

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describe yourself anyway. So then the
lesbian got mad at me for a couple

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of days, but she got over
that ship after we had a couple of

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drinks and yeah, now we're going
to this titty pool party, so we'll

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see what happens either way. Probably
after this party, somebody's gonna be mad

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at me. No, everybody's gonna
be happy with you because you're about having

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a sham three lesbian another girl.
You're gonna turn them out the other girl.

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The other girl ain't gonna be at
the cool part unless she gets a

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ticket, which I hope she don't
because that's just gonna be a knowing.

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She gonna get it. She gonna
she gonna get a ticket. And this

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is a story all about how my
life got turned upside down, my hand

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with another girl. This nigga end
up with the whole three something. He

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pretended like he ain't got the game
for it. See that's what that's what

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we call lesbian. Got a nice
girl. I think me take lesbian down.

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There's for prosperity. Say so,
that's mean we can tag team back

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again. Read has basically inserted himself
into the story to tag team lesbian.

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I mean, y'all don't like Jack. We both like this, but you

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like that question. I want to
see you make it. Let's do it.

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He just put it. Nigga Read
just made it really weird. But

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going to be called why Uhmar Johnson
is right and wrong and nobody likes them?

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I mean, did you watch the
video? Oh? Yeahs wrong?

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Give me come minute, go ahead, me real quick. He's got go

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ahead. You know, man,
mistakes, Man, mistakes are jail child

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support? What else happening to man? Oh man, I'm jail child support?

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Homelessness, homelessness having to deal with
the bitch you really don't like because

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you're trying to keep your kids,
so that's forced the prison. Yeah,

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but that go both ways, well, not keeping the kids, yeah,

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yeah, to keep your kids.
No, it only goes on. It

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only happens to men, does not
happen withall. But what if she was

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strung out crackhead, I'll still getting
ready of kid exactly. We've seen that

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happen before, not saying any names. Wasn't that a talent payer movie?

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Yes, it was like the only
movie where the black dude wasn't like a

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bad guy in the beginning. He
was light skinned though, yeah, he

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was light skin though. Like I
don't watch solid pair of movie. I

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don't even gonna lie it. I've
seen like one in total. I mean,

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I feel like it's seen everyone,
including the one that I keep telling

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people as the solid Pawer week,
but they don't ever want to believe me.

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Don't woman gone, are gone,
girl gone, girl, go on

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be an athlete. I've been enough. Tyler Barry movie, Oh no,

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no, I always tell peoples the
TOLP Perry movie. I'm like, don't

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get the Tyler Parry in it.
They're like, yeah, it doesn't Tyl

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apparently normally starting things that he does. And like, I never knew Tyler

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Parry made this movie. Tyler Barry
has nothing to do with that movie.

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A fun thing. That's what I'm
talking about. That's that's what we do.

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Hear at everybody black black man that's
not good clean gas like they're gonna

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say that's that's stupid as shit to
one of their friends, and it's like

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a bomb going off and you you
need you're not gonna hear it, but

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you know the effects what we feel? Correct, it's a good day.

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How y'all feel about unicorns? I
love how we just get pass through mare

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down. It was so organic.
I was like, no, let's go,

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let's go, let's go unicorns.
I don't know, are we talking

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about unicorns like unicorn unicorns or unicorn
is like couple's been looking for oh oh

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oh cux. All right, I
mean, look, it's all it's not

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wild wife, So I don't care
y'all do what y'all do. It's not

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my wife. Sorry, I mean, I don't mean how you feel about

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that? I mean, would you
be a unicorn? Talking more about from

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the point of view of the dude
or the person being approached, as opposed

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to the couple. So it depends, all right. So if it's something

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where he has to be in the
room, then no, it was something

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where he's going to watch later on. Yeah, If it's something where I

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can do whatever I want to her
without any rules or weird stipulations, Yeah,

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if I got to do her in
specific position movie yeah, yeah,

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like he's directing a movie, then
no. If it's something where afterwards I

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have to have a conversation with them
afterwards. No, if it could be

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something. Yeah, I mean like
Batman, I planned to the end,

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what about you read would you be
would you be a unicorn for a for

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a white person? Yeah, I'm
gonna be a white person. Oh,

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I think you're a racist, sir. And it's the most standard gentlemen on

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this podcasts. The foremost black people
can't be races. That's a fact,

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all right, Biggert, that's a
better work. He multiple wi exactly.

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Biggest biggott is not really a problem. It just means I'm big on my

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people. Every man who no see
nigga. That's Biggert me different. If

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you people bigging me you're a biggot, then I'm the biggest biggot that's ever

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lived. Yeah. I mean,
I mean I've been meeting a lot of

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famous people. Lot key. Yeah. Like we was with Will Smith and

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it was like bang my wife and
black. I mean, if Wist wants

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me to bang his wife, I'm
just saying, you don't ask you about

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how the race. What I'm saying
is I'm not throwing it off the table,

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you know what I mean. Like, I'm just saying, there's a

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there's a dollar that we can then
we could come to that. Will Smith,

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I will bang your wife despite how
annoying she is. She got a

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pussy. Oh man, I just
just for saken, would you bang an

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annoying woman cham for two million dollars? Yes, two dollars No, no,

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not to no two thousand dollars.
Wait, because she's annoying. We

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didn't say that. We didn't say
that she was ugly, just annoying.

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And I'm like, yeah, she's
just annoying. Pretty good at blocking out

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annoying, and she's not. She's
not going to be annoying during the sect.

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She's only gonna be annoying before and
after. Oh, you have to

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stay for five minutes afterwards, but
she's gonna be really annoying. I'm five

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minutes say nothing that I mean,
like, I mean like one to choke

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bitch out, but I guarantee,
I guarantee you she's not going to piss

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in your sink. See, I'm
man, how much how many references with

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which were just made? And also
man that they exist in the first place.

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Hey man, sometimes it happens,
bro Sometimes you gotta agree with doctor

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Umar exactly sometimes about them get it
right. And this last thing I mean,

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he kind of right, kind of
wrong. He just uh, he's

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right that we need to do more
to step in for black kids because these

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women can't these women can't rate them
tell us when I actually had a question

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about because that's the suspension of disbelief
kind of deal, because to even make

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that statement, you have to be
under the assumption that these black mothers are

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gonna be willing to let a quote
unquote father figure that they don't know around

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their kids. Correct. And that's
the thing about it, dude, That's

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what I'm saying to read here.
Earlier, when I first talked about with

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him, and just like a pre
recording, pre release, pre everything,

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just kind of you know that kind
of thing. I was like, Look,

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what you need to do is you
need to do it in one city,

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get a group of women and tell
him, Look, these men are

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gonna help you with giving your chi. I mean, I think there also

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doesn't need to be a monetary influence, because I don't think you should have

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to spend your good money that you've
made. If somebody paid me, I'll

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do it. You're right, they
gotta pay me. I'm with you,

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Yeah, think of paying me.
I do I spend rounding a little your

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little fuck trophy. I've been tied
with them. Make good kids, your

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little compass. That's the thing about
it is they could be good kids.

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But if we let women raise a
bad kids, I make bad parents.

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Correct. It's only it's only bad
parents gave me. I don't know how

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much it. This is actually the
parents eating worse than you see one in

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a good like situation, and they're
still just doing evil shit. Nigga began

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things beginning. Fuck it begain't right. It be something up shit because one

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nigger uncle used to fuck him.
Bro, I'll go ahead, tell about

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Joe Lonnie. You aged nigger bank, then ain't nigger named Joe Lonnie?

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So damn Joeln your names out there, Jamaica okay, yeah, big making

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nigga out of Houston, Joel Linnye
Okay, now to this is the pens

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Cola. God damn man, I'm
trying to help this nigger out. What

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I tell y'all, what I tell
you, niggah, I've been telling y'all

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niggasame shit. Everything is what's reason. You know. I don't just be

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like randomly fuck people unless it's like
Drake, because fuck that nigga, but

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Jelani Drake Drake. No, his
favorite Drake song is none of them because

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Drake ruined his high school career.
High school career. Ni I went,

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I didn't expect to make it past
high school. I just didn't like that

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nigga. That nigga eventually, but
that wasn't in high school. He's just

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I'm gonna shut up so you can
get through the story. Let me just

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shut out. Nigga. Shit your
ass up? How long did you?

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Oh goddamn, I'm gonna step on
your shoes. Keep the chats on the

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ground. Some Jordans throw the Jordans
and this nigga. Now, I don't

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throw Jordan's s thought something Dada said
that nigga because he gonna hate it.

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I'm gonna say, you start throwing, all right, throw them, throw

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them as the nigga. Uh Oh, my dad couldn't find a babysitter,

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uh because I used to be at
the hospital with him from like seven to

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seven. Anyway, all the island
people put their kids together, but just

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I guess because they didn't trust other
people anyway. So i'd be over at

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his place sometime. And that nigga
was a demon. That I was like

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six, maybe he might have been
eight. I was like the first time

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I got hit in the head with
like a steel pipe just for no reason.

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Damn yeah. I Nigga used to
go into the backyard and killed frogs

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and shit just just to fuck with
him and not like a quick death.

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He would like cut them open and
then start pulling stuff out like this nigga

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probably needs to die. Yeah,
it probably does, but probably does.

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But yeah, MP in jail,
he probably I assume that's what he would

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call. Probably yeah, a session
with like horror movies. So I remember

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watching Child's playing Ship. I'm not
Child's played something else of the horror movie.

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It was like, Nigga, don't
you see that, I'm fine?

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Oh yeah, I heard his mom
used to leave too, So just he

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was technically babysitting me at eight.
I mean, that's the thing about it.

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This nigga was showing you like,
look, Nigga, I'm fun,

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and you're like, I'm a child. Why are y'all having me here with

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this demon? I just I wish
I had I kind of wish I had

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stayed in pencil longer, because if
I could meet that nigga when I was

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a teenager, I would have stopped
shout at him because the growth change was

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massive. That nigga would I was, I would probably killed that nigga.

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But I think, lady and gentlemen
is why you make sure to watch your

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own goddamn kids. Wait, but
that's not what doctor Omar said. He

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was supposed to be watching a video
exactly in my head. I know everything

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you said. Oh shit, woke
it. I don't trust these waffle colored

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niggas because they're not really black.
Also, it's your fault, it's the

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black man's fault. And you know, probably some other ship that makes me

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sound like a loud Southern Baptist church
slash sixties civil rights activists. Uh fucking

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wearing a kufy or some shit dumb
you leave, You leave Koufy can't alone

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leave coofy ask Cantey alone. He's
trying right now. Man, he's trying.

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Bro, I don't know what my
shoe would. I see people like

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him or even like Ben Shpiro is
like y'all, y'all all sound like real

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smart, put together niggas, but
they never have y'all in the room talking

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with like nigga niggas who can speak
on the same level, and I know

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it's a griff. They're all tied
together. It's all a griff, like

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the boom dis nigga, Why did
you have to give out the why'd you

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have to give out the secret?
Niggas an't supposed to know? Yeah,

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people don't realize that it's all all
the grift, all of them. What's

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that girl named candidate always rolling?
I'm telling my sister about that shit.

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Hows twains they out there? They
griffed the hardcore They wake up every day

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like, how can we get griftier? Yeah? That sold even people that

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people don't want to talk about here. And by that I mean the guy

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who just announced that he's running for
president, but it's not going to run

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on the Democratic ticket because he upset
there were chances. No, you don't

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want the black to get away from
Boden. That's why. Because he's a

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griff. He knows that if he
did that, Biden Wood never looked at

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him the same. Again, he
wouldn't win either. But you know black

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right now, he probably don't remember
his ass. It would be less funny

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if it wasn't so true. I
think you know that movie fifty first dates

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I think that's what Biden is going
through right now. Well, I mean

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it has been rough fifty first dates
for Biden. Every day he's like,

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I'm President of the United States and
they're like, yes, sir, and

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he's like really, They're like yes. It's like what happened to Obama?

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They're like Obama has already been president. He's like really, man. Then

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it repeats, we don't know what, we don't know what day and age

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he's stuck in though, so oh, some days he wakes up nineteen sixties

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they have to explain everything to him. Some days he wakes up and it's

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nineteen ninety. And some days he
wakes up and he's like, God,

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damn it that nigger. I mean, Obama the president. They're like no,

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actually, sir, you're president.
He's like, did Obama get killed?

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And it's like no, no Obama. Yeah. Yeah. But the

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difference is with Obama is like we
kind of found out the hardway that Obama

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is a grifter, and people wanted
to always distance themselves like, oh,

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no, man, I said he
was a grip the first It's like,

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no, Obama was like a stylist
grifter, like he's he was if you

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look at him, he's like the
perfect Democrat because like Republican people typically,

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they want somebody who's gonna like,
who a white man. They know they're

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about to get fucked, but there
they're gonna be nice about it. Yeah,

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them specifically, but then like the
Democrat vote, they they want somebody

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a white male who's yeah, essentially
damn huh. I guess when you put

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it that way, that's not really
a point. I want it for you,

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sin it's making your point already forgot
it. I don't think you had

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one. Hey, hey, let's
not give out trade secrets. Are you

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saying no? No, no,
no, no no. I don't think

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he was doing somewhere, but then
he just started doing the mass just like

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they both really want a white male. They act like they don't, but

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they don't. They do. No, it's it's it's you're getting sucked both

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ways. One of them is up
front about it and the other one is

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uh like trist to you know,
yeah, play the games. Like when

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they say diversity, when if the
white woman acts like a white bell,

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then what's the point divided for the
white woman? Who the white woman is?

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All the white women that are women, what are women. Could you

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fucking saying shick? He did saying
ship, I'm saying what you fucking saying?

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Ship? Depends is she able to
control herself? Because you know what

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I'm saying, I want to get
no woman who just like immediately starts,

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you know, going real saying me, Oh see, I guess I'm thinking

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more like long term, like your
sons don't be able to beat your ass

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like I ain't. No, I'm
out of change, and probably you're gonna

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make him strong about beating his ass
and eventually like that's gonna be a scary

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situation. Yeah, we see.
That's the thing about it is, man,

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I I have no problem with that. Yeah, but what if that

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happen when these things like seven,
I mean don't know how many asks,

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what was you've had to give them? If you get a strong mama could

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take him exactly, your mama could
take him. Why don't you get it's

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not my job. I'll just imagine
her getting pissed it, you know you

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at some point and then him throwing
a little tep atatchment like I help you

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in a second. Just just why
horrible, horrible life. Cri crill got

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that thing on a lot Crilin told
her, Hey, baby, but I

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can say what you want. She
could, but she actually is programmed to

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love, you know, unlike some
other women specifically. Yeah, we start,

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we're talking about diamond sapphire people.
Wow, has this a p you

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will? Wait? Huh? Some
some doctor moons basically with them agreeing to

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be with them, all agreeing to
be friends. Okay, I kind of

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thought that was what we was gonna
say, but yeah, it's basically what

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happened. Oh yeah, My reason
is I'm not here for your mistakes,

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just like you won't be here for
my mistakes. Oh my god, I

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messed on my credit in my twenties. That really doesn't help black people.

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So can ya help me out with
y'all? Awe, you know, put

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me on your credit card? Basically, how bad is your credit? It's

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really fucked up. Like I'm gonna
have a two hundred Okay, it's like,

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bitch, you can't it can't go
that low. She's like, oh,

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oh it can't, we can't.
I found it. I found it.

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I found it. I have the
ability to fuck up my credit more

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if you want to my credit money, because it's so bad. It's like,

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god, damn woman, I know
people like that, but that's not

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really their fault. They mama was
using the what's called them niggas laughed,

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it's in high school and college fucking
like a ten, like some shit that

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just looks like a typo y like
this is this has gotta be this is

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gotta be a mistake nostally not your
luck. Sigh, you're eighteen. Don't

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figure it out. That's the part
that sucks. You literally have to go

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out there and figure it out.
Then they're gonna be like, why he

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got a chick on the shoulder when
he's dealing with women. Remember, they

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used to tell us, like,
man, they taught it in schools,

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it to be so much better.
I'm like, nigga, they teach a

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lot of shit in schools, and
niggas don't pay attention, So I don't

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know what it's gonna like that's gonna
help. Well. People keep thinking that

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just by doing that, everything's gonna
change. It's like, that's that's not

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really how it works because people don't
like having to actually do shit. And

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if they if you say something like
oh, if they just did that in

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school, they're essentially saying, oh, if somebody else just did something about

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it, because niggas don't want to
do any fucking work. They just won't

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shit to go away. That's sorry, alone, do what not? You're

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gonna roll your kids? And doctor
Umar school. When they opened in twenty

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twenty seven nine, where did he
actually give the give in Pennsylvania? I

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thought, I don't know, I
don't know. I didn't think it was

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real. I mean, the school
is real, the school is real.

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I was like, damn about there? Who are you really? Did?

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No, it's not the school.
Sorry, it's an academy, got an

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outdoors and I'm sorry. It's not
Pennsylvania. It's it's Delaware. It's Delaware.

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Oh hell no, do you know
any niggas in Delaware? Because I

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don't. I've never I know.
I know a bunch of people who are

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not real. No, they are. They are really the reason, the

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reason, the reason they're in Delaware
because they needed a place that they could

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go where they didn't have to pay
taxes. But everything is so expensive.

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The niggas realized that they're literally the
same thing. It's like, yeah,

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but I didn't want to pay taxes. I'm like, you realize you're still

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paying taxes. They don't sound like
some shit. No niggas I know would

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do so. I know, man, some niggas, you know, the

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niggas. You know it's dumb.
Hey, that's good, accurate. But

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and actually the school will start out
for the twenty twenty four to twenty twenty

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five school year. They need teachers, yeah, next year and the they

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need they need teachers. So I
think we should have teachers. Probably he

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should. He could have white people
build it, but you have to have

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black people there. Damn is looking
good though. What if they try and

409
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get him on discrimination? I mean
yeah, but you really think they're gonna

410
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try teacher? Yeah, they only
need one, right teacher. Also,

411
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we now follow doctor m you're hilarious. Wait, we're following doctor Omar.

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We followed doctor Umar. I just
want us to get a guest panel on

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the on the school, the teacher
kids, about reparations or or something along

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those lines. Teachers thinks about killing
cops. Don't do it. You're not

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gonna win. They gonna kill you
all the way legally. That's what they

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want to do with qualified immunity.
I remember that, dumb, You don't

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unless you're prepared to die, you
better not killing a cop. Right about

418
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if you're going to kill a cop. If you're going to kill a cop,

419
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what you should do is make sure
that you got a really big life

420
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insurance policy and then wait two years
oh for the life insurance policy to kick

421
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in for it. What if you
don't like nobody like that, I can

422
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up to give him a bunch of
money. Then give it to give it

423
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to people you don't like, Like
you have Domino's piezas delivered to your ex.

424
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No, no, get a trust
and the executive of the trust has

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to deliver a Domino's pizzas to your
ex every day, but only anchovies.

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Because you can use money both ways. You can use the blessed people and

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you can use it to make subtle
digs at somebody for the rest of their

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life. That happened to me.
Fucking pizza pieces are paid for it,

429
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man, me, I'm paid for
a man. It's harassment. No,

430
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no, see we don't. We
don't actually contact you. We just call

431
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the pizza company in They're the ones
who are actually harassing you. But I

432
00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:23.880
can't tell them to stop. That's
the point. That's literally the point.

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An trophies, though I feel like
it has I know it's a waste.

434
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It's a waste of a pizza.
No, I make them do warm Mayo

435
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and that's it, just just mayo
bread, completely fuck useless. Yeah,

436
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they're gonna a lot of piece of
shots will have Mayo because they do sandwiches

437
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by Eva. Domino's has a couple
of them. Uh, and this is

438
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not gonna be good Mayo number one
and it's a session. Oh, it's

439
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gonna be all so bad. Can
you imagine getting warm male bread every day?

440
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No? I can, But that's
what makes it hilarious. Niggas eight

441
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man sandwiches. I mean, yea, we know it, but it's different

442
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:15.119
to eat males male male. Oh, miracle whip, that's a fake manutes.

443
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:20.800
Yeah, fake minutes. That's what
I had. Man. Sorry,

444
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I think people black people like miracles, right, No, most like miracle.

445
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I don't know, most black people
do not like that ship Yeah bow

446
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:37.920
miracle will oh man, that's that's
not a real thing. And male is

447
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:40.880
just better. Look I will say, I feel like miracle whip. I

448
00:34:40.920 --> 00:34:45.840
associate with like food stacks. About
the thing with the struggle, I think

449
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males more than mayo. That's the
crazy part. That's why I think we're

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gonna get the fancies to like,
no bitch mayo is better government cheese that

451
00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:09.039
don't melt. It doesn't melt under
intense scrutinies. It doesn't melt once you

452
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:12.880
begin looking at it. Look,
me and my cousins thought we was gonna

453
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be you know, smart, when
we was kids who was there alone for

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whatever reason. Anyway, I think
the old person was like eight to nine.

455
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So it's like, we're gonna make
nachos. We ain't understand the concept

456
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:24.400
we drink. It's essentially just cheesy
water. So we put some water in

457
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a bowl with the block of the
government cheese and put it on two fifty.

458
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Nothing happened, and then we put
it on six minutes, nothing happened.

459
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We put the bitch on ten minutes. The water got kind of like

460
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gray ish, but I mean the
lump of cheese shit just barely softened.

461
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:49.119
It was kind of weird. Yeah, that cheese ain't real real And their

462
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mom came on because we fucked up
the government's Oh I was dumb Asshi was

463
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:06.480
it dough or y'all just kids who
didn't have direction? I godance they didn't

464
00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:15.719
have parents. Parents should have been
there at least old your teenager. Yeah

465
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:23.360
she was not nine, is my
count? That's not a teenager? Y'all.

466
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Childhoods is so foreign to me.
I do not understand it because I

467
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say one thing, y'all, like
what nigga nine is not a teenager?

468
00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:45.400
Niggaig your wife was weird and kind
of fucked up and very It was like

469
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:53.599
six kids there, bro, like
or all of those periods basically neglected the

470
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:58.639
children. Hey, hey, hey, those are my family members talking.

471
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:06.000
That's up, bro, Like your
your childhood is something that we need to

472
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:13.639
study and just be like make serious. We need to lock it in the

473
00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:19.800
vault and like never let people hear
about the horror story people raised like you

474
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:25.760
know that? Ever again, how
these horror story, bro? Yeah,

475
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:31.119
your childhood is the horror story.
Eight kids under the age of ten who

476
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:36.199
didn't have food at least ready for
them, so they decide to make nacho

477
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:39.159
cheese water. We didn't know it
was gonna end up n cheese water though

478
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:45.960
I had something else to eat.
What was ya If you didn't eat that,

479
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:51.360
oh, we wouldn't figured it out. That's the problem. As your

480
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:57.039
kids. You shouldn't have to figure
out shi, how you make kids with

481
00:37:57.159 --> 00:38:01.639
sense? No no, Bro,
me and Reid have sense, y'all,

482
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:09.639
niggas were neglected. I don't know
you mess. You mess with black sapphire

483
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:15.320
at one point, Sure you got
sense. CC Maybe if you had all

484
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:19.719
a little bit earlier, huh huh, wouldn't have to deal with with black

485
00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:22.119
sapphire. Look, man, I
was just trying to get kids out of

486
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:25.960
the equation. Bro. We all
admitted. We all admitted. I was

487
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:30.840
just trying to get kids out of
the equations. Man, can any better.

488
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:38.960
All I'm gonna say is your kids
gonna look much better now, much

489
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:52.119
better. Yeah. Yeah, you
called my mom whenever he said your kids

490
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:54.840
donna look better. Now it's very
different. It's a very different. I

491
00:38:54.920 --> 00:39:00.920
told you, man, we know
how to we know how to make things

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00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:07.559
better. But retell the pitbull story
because our audience need to know. H