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We should we should get all that. Let me ask you something, how
much do you think you spend collectively on streaming apps in cable TV or not
cable TV? Personally? Sixteen dollars maybe? Yeah, my wither aps my
wife all right, in the house, in the house, now, what's
the house? Fifty bucks? Probably that's it, I think, So okay,
all right, now, my wife gets these deals through her phone company,
so she gets like free certain certain apps that are free. Yes,
so it cuts down the costs of the apps. But one day she had
to do an item investigation to see who in my family was using all of
our accounts. I had to go all up Brett Davidson, Berkeley Breen and
then that's so we changed the password. And then little by little people would
text me, hey, did you change the password? Now that's ballsy because
I got to say, like, there are things we all all kinds of
subscription things that we forget we're paying for. Yeah, I mean there is.
That's why like Rock and Money is so popular, because it will find
those subscriptions that you're paying for that you may have forgot. But I'll tell
you what, Danny subscription to Gunsanbuns dot com. Nothing says I'm an adult.
Like scrolling through a buffet of shows you'll never watch, just to watch
another episode of the Office. That's what an adult is. Yes, and
I go, it's like the the equivalent. It's the digital equivalent of a
gym membership. You know what I'm saying. I mean it is it's you
feel better for having all these absent things. I have all the box sets
of the Sopranos, but yet I pay Max Yes, just to watch the
sopris It might get. But here's the thing, just like the gym,
deep down, you were sold at free membership yes. Yeah. Once that
expires, you forget about it. Your heart's not in it anymore, and
you're paying for yeah right, right exactly. Oh, I'm in Pally's used
to lock us into the three years, three hundred dollars. Yeah, it'll
motivate me to go to the gym. Bull crap. I have sling,
but I truly only have sling for ESPN, F S one, NFL Network,
t n T and TBS. So you have to get the double sling,
right, because there's one the head like the ESPN package. When I
last looked at sling, No, I got it. You could either get
the ESPN side or you can get the f S one side. Now they
want to both. Okay, they have both. Okay, they have both,
but it's the next tier up, so I'm paying like fifty five bucks.
Yeah yeah, okay, but I don't. I don't watch anything else
on there, right, I don't watch I literally you know what. That's
not true. There's one once in a while, there's an ALPH channel and
I'll pop in a little out. I don't believe it. Willie's swimming in
the lagoon I built. It's just like the one on Gilligan's Island. From
now on, life around here will be much more exciting. Sorry, there's
Willy trying to get out of the lagoon out So Willy, didn't you become?
Did he become a crackhead? The actor who played Willy the father will
yeah, Tanner, Yeah, the father think he became a crackhead. I
don't know. Then the Ben Stillart did the movie about the writer who was
on drugs and he needed a treatment for a show. He's gonna lose his
job, so he wrote something together and it became alf Like. The movie
is called Permanent Midnight, and then alf Like hosted Tonight's show. He filled
it for Carson. Carson was on vacation. I didn't get alf as a
kid because I couldn't get NBC where I lived in that couldn't no Appalachia.
We didn't get it, oh my, and we were two to low down.
We would be up on the trying to fix the antenna and stuff,
and we couldn't get We didn't have cable until nineteen eighty nine. So this
show is like eighty six. And I used to see it Monday night.
I would see it on my grandmother's Monday nights. It was so bad too,
yeah, he really was. It's still bad, but I liked the
nostalgia. Like there's an entire on on sling on the package I have.
There's an entire ALF channel that made me one I may have collectively watched.
And I'm sad to admit this one full hour of ALF wow, one full
collectively five minutes, ten minutes, five minutes carryoutity. Yeah, yeah,
okay, but well that's how Pluto was invented. Pluto was just basically taking
shows and just streaming the shows back to Hey, you got the Blue Bloods
channel. Yeah, We're all you do is watch episode or the NCIS channel.
We're all you do is watch shows? You know, yeah, like
that and get exhausted. I know, I have an over the air in
antenna to get all my local stuff. Plus I have a Roku TV,
so there is a bazillion free channels on there. I can get like ABC
LA, I can get for the news and things. I can get all
that stuff. So I don't know, but your Western weather, no,
I beautiful. Yeah, I don't go. I actually I watched so little.
I get up in the morning and I might watch try to catch a
little like Good Morning America. I'll rotate through CBS today, and then at
like eight o'clock, I flip over to ESPN eight thirty. I'm on NFL
network where I'm out the door, so I'm not I'm not watching a whole
lot of TV. And then when I go home, I listen to music
when I'm putting the podcast together, and then here and the music. I
hardly ever turned on the TV. Isn't that When I walked in here,
I knew you were watching ALF I could know I was playing the thing.
Yeah, yeah, I do it, but I'm very excited because I may
be getting rid of sling. It goes back to cale. According to Variety,
Uh huh you ready for this? Yeah? I heard this, you
did. Yeah. Fox Corporation, Warner Brothers, Discovery, and Disney are
set to launch a new streaming joint venture that will make all their sports programming
available under a single broadband roof called Spectrum, a move that will put content
from ESPN, TNT and Fox Sports on a new standalone app, in the
process likely to shake up the world of TV sports. I love this because
that's the only reason I really will figure it out that that's the only reason
why people like buy all these like packages because of sports. Yeah, so
the three media giants are slated to launch the new service in the fall.
Subscribers will get access to linear sports networks including ESPN e XP two, ESPN,
U SEC Networks, ACC Network, ESPN News, ABC, Fox,
F S one, f S two, BTN, I don't even know what
BTN is not either BTN, TN T TBS, True TV, and ESPN
Plus, as well as hundreds of hours from the NFL, NBA, Major
League Baseball and Hockey NHL, and many top college divisions. Pricing will be
announced at a later date, of course, but the companies will likely set
a monthly subscription that is more than a consumer would pay for a standalone regional
sports network, which costs twenty or thirty dollars per month, but less than
the larger digital packages such as Hulu and Hulu plus Live TV or YouTube TV,
which costs around seventy five to eighty dollars per month. So if they
charged forty five or forty I would get it. I would get it.
I'm okay spending like fifty bucks on the entertainment stuff, but then it's you
know stuff you watch what I'm saying, but I have right now Hulu,
Netflix, Prime. I think I got rid of HBO Max because I really
wasn't watching anything, although I loved Curb Yeah. Uh. And then there's
a show there called The Bookie that's pretty entertaining on Max. Yeah, Sebastian
Man of Scalco. So I don't know. But then, I mean,
how much would you be willing to be willing to pay for this this thing
I just described him from Variety. It's not that I'd be willing to pay
it. So I have to pay for it. And here's what I mean
by that. What do you mean you have to pay? Well, well,
it comes down to like streaming Wars, but I think they need to
change that to the content. We ignore Wars because everybody's I mean, I'm
not going to watch I'm not going to watch the sec at ACC networks A
lot, I may, but not a lot ESPNU. But I can't find
Syracuse basketball anywhere anymore. Syracuse. Yeah, they sucked. The coach even
apologized the other day and get their worse than Miami too, who got throttled
the other night. Yeah, I mean I probably pay like fifty buck a
month for it. You would, Yeah, because it's like I have to.
Yeah, it's it's one of these things. I love this idea though,
of all, I've been looking for something just like this that would just
give me all the sports. I would buy that and then God, if
they charged you thirty five, that would be fucking awesome. They want them.
They want the world to move to a subscription model of everything. You
know that, right, that's what they want. They want who wants the
big wigs up top? Who are the big economists? What all the World
Economic Forum? They want everything. The same people who want you to drive
electric. They want you to go to a subscription so they could turn you
off. They could turn you off at any point. Man, keep milking
the tea. Here we go. But I have over the air and the
government's providing over the air. Oh yeah, wait for that. Oh yeah,
that's that's fantastic television. By the way, I got I told you
I got that local TV I had. Yeah, I got that seventy five
inch TV. Right, So this TV comes with its own TV channels,
right, and there's like that's free, right, there's like at Roku TV.
No, it's like a TCMK and all the channels suck. It's like
pool riding channel. Yes, yes, well they're gonna right because you're not
investigative channel, not hot tub chan tell you what. The Roku TV comes
with a bunch of Now, I've heard bad things about Roku from consumer reports
and stuff, though they don't last long in the TV, maybe two years.
I don't use I use a Roku stick. I don't use the TV.
I use the sticky. The stick is cool. It's a rokou TV.
It's a rou TV. Yeah, behind you it's a Roku TV.
But uh, I'm just saying I I would be in. Forbes magazine did
a survey because in most households, streaming services like Netflix, HBO Max,
and Prime Video are budget friendly alternatives to traditional cable. They really are.
I mean, even if you just had those three, I still think you're
looking at less than what you were paying for cable and maybe more options.
However, that's the only that's only true if you're actually using the streaming services.
So Forbes did this whole thing, it's called Forbes Home Survey found that
forty seven percent of people will pay for streaming services that go unused. That
go unused, Yeah, Netflix, It's not surprising Netflix remains the most popular
streaming service you want to know something. Netflix. I gotta be honest about
Netflix. Every time I turn it on, I gotta wait like a half
hour for the thing to warm up. What Yeah, every time, I'm
serious. No matter what TV I've used, Netflix has always been a pain
in the you know what as far as like you know, they're always to
go half second behind with the with the from the words coming out of their
mouth to like the actual actors speaking them. Oh, I've had all kinds
of issues with you know what that is? You know what they call that?
What's a you thing? Oh? Is it? Yeah? It's a
problems you prom to Danny people, so we call it it backed me up
on it. I've never had that problem. My wife's had this problem,
and I've had the problem. Yeah, because it's you probably if you weren't
around your wife. I don't have the I don't have a Hulu problem.
I don't have a Max problem. I probably do. Man. I went
back to Netflix last night because I saw Bill Bird do a really really funny
commentary on the Arnold Schwartzenigger documented docuseries that's out there and Arnold It's like he
didn't realize the balls that Arnold had. But even When I was watching it,
I was like, Wow, that's impressive, but I guess it didn't
really thinking Arnold was smart enough to invest in real estate made millions of dollars.
And he's like, that way, I didn't have to take shitty roles.
I wanted to be a lead. And he walks into some guy's desk
and it's a little Italian director and he goes, that's a big desk for
such a tiny man. And the guy gets up and throws Arnold out of
his office and they're walking out and the agent goes, that was a minute
forty five. But when you think about the balls on fucking Arnold, like
I don't need you. Yeah, yeah, you'll eventually come around. He
goes, you have an accent, and Arnold goes to him, you have
an accent too. It's like the balls. But it was a Bill Birthing
and I went to watch it. I go, look at that. But
you talk about sharing passwords and stuff. Netflix is allegedly cracking down. I
don't know if they are aren't, because I don't think I have the multi
unless I did increase, but I don't think I have the multi one.
But I mean, when all of a sudden. You gotta send a text
to your significant other, Babe, who's Gary? And why is he messing
up our well roommates? Hey, Dan, he's probably hearing this now serial
Killer docu series algorithm there? What the hell? Who is this guy?
Yeah? Because we noticed, like, okay, who's watching these child's programs?
Was it me? Say? Your brother? Is his family? Because
they're I'm like, probably all right, we're changing the password. Okay,
what about your parents? That's different? I go, why is that different?
Because because they don't watch much TV? I go, okay, Uh.
Eighty six percent of people, according to this survey, who's watching Father
Brown? I got out? Oh my mother? She really did. I'm
not choking. Oh that's funny. Eighty six percent people pay for more than
one streaming service each month. Do you more than one streaming service? Yes?
Fifty four percent of streamers are sharing their streaming counts with others. You
are not anymore the average who cracked down the average American spends thirty nine dollars
per month on streaming subscriptions. That's probably us. Yeah, I'm over that.
If I put Netflix as a streaming subscription, responded, spend three point
one hours a day streaming media. Well, now you can stream it through
everything. Yeah, your music, your music is streamed. Yeah, yeah,
to think about that. Oh that's true. YouTube and you put that
in there. I pay for YouTube commercials, streaming apps. I have the
serious XM app that I stream constantly. More than fifty percent of streamers have
signed up for streaming servers with the intention of only watching one particular show.
Have you done that? I think I did. I think with Hulu,
I did. Yeah, I think so. I think there was something I
wanted to see was on Hulu. I go, I would just watch it.
Yeah, I think I kept Hulu once because a family guy for a
while. Respondents enjoy Hulu's interface. The least an eighty one percent experience lags
in the Internet that directly affect their streaming quality. As you would. Yeah,
but it's only Netflix or in Bills games that sucks, do I tell
you? Like back in the thirteen Seconds game, we missed the Gabe Davis
touchdown because Spectrum just like started buffering all of a sudden. Welcome back to
Arrowhead Stadium with the Bills jump out from it. Wait, wait, what
happened? What what are you paying? Are you paying for? Anything else
that you never use, not streaming anything, any kind of maybe an app.
Do you get like some I knew somebody who had like a kitchen,
like a pampered chef subscription. Yeah, it was like their culinary drawer of
dreams of shit they'd never use, you know what I mean? Oh yeah,
No, I don't know. I'm pretty good about that. I don't
have any of that stuff. I actually have a gym membership. Do you
to La Fitness because it's close to where I live, and I got it
thinking I would go over there, and I just the vibe wouldn't really sit
well with me. I haven't canceled it. I work in a body.
We've been snapping towels that your bill. No, I just get up there,
get up and I run. I've been running, and I'm like,
I'd rather go outside, no matter what the weather is. And I still
haven't canceled it. So dumb. Somebody didn't clean off the machines. How
about subscription, No, that was very clean. How about subscription for meal
plans? Any of that. I thought about doing that. No, my
wife did Hello Fresh for a while. Okay, what'd you think? I
hated it? Really? The portion size, is sucked and the calories were
huge. It wasn't healthy. It was just like, I'm like, so
is this supposed to be healthy? She's like, well, no, what's
the what's the point supposed to be healthy? No, it's supposed to taste
good? Yeah, like it doesn't hello fresh? Why don't we just make
our own food? Oh? I do have a subscription, a butcher box,
a well Man, I eat man, all right, I don't screw
around it comes to meat. Uh, that sounded weird. How about like
the other one that I don't get? And I think my kids having solves
like an Uber Eats subscription or a door Dashed subscription. My neighbors have that.
Yeah, oh gosh, I don't even think they cook it. That
means that you're paying, don't you then have to pay for the food on
top of that? Yeah, so you pay for the subscription and then does
it lower them? I don't get it. I don't know. I'm sure
there's an incentive to it, but I can they have a meal plan at
Roberts wesleyan for for Jordan for I don't know, door Dash, I think
with Christian kids, I got your delivery, mister Moran. I think Jamison
down where he lives with door dash like snacks. I believe that it's like
a bike messenger, like Puck from the real well. All of a sudden,
I got your ice cream. I'm like, whoa, why what?
Yeah, I've actually had I've actually had crumble cookies delivered. You have,
yeah crumble? How many eight? Eight crumble cook we spread about over the
week? Though, Okay, all right, no, no, no,
no cookies? You have an other calories? Can you tell me the cost
of sixty goddamn for the delivery fucking cookies? You you spent sixty dollars?
Yea on eight never again? Never again? Because it was snowing out.
Yeah, and Beth wanted cookies, Okay, I wanted cookies. So we
had a cookie draft and we each got four. Okay, you know so
you know that one day I ate one of her cookies. Thought I thought
that was my fuck you your arms? All right? How many times you
look? It's one time? It was just one to me, listen,
hang on, hang on, I get it's one time. I understand,
But have when have you looked at something and the price was over fifty bucks?
Ago? Yeah? Not doing it? And I'm look like a bottle
of booze, a bottle of wine. Very it's not it's all the time.
Yeah, but you spend it out cooking cookies on the cookies ain't goddamn
cookies on the cookies, but man, those cookies are so good. Does
it piss you off when you realize how much you kind of piss out the
window on what you may be able to have or I couldn't have. Looking
back, I don't think I I waste much money because you know, you
know why, you know, Dan, if you didn't spend all that money
on gym memberships, you never know. It's a small island by now.
It's funny. So when I was in radio, I was so broke.
It was so bad that I remember one time, Hey, Tommy, thank
you forgiving me those gift certificates from Salvatories through Vision Hyundai. I just keep
talking about him on the as send Jim Mark. Yeah, so Tommy gave
me this gift certificate. But like you he you went upstairs to tell like,
like this kid's so broke, Like he's thanking me for gift certificates for
free pizza. So one day, you know, when I finally started making
real money, Yeah, I told myself all these things I was going to
be able to do and buy. You know what I did. I didn't
do any of it because I realized, holy cow, this is not this
may not last forever. And I saved it and I still have a good
chunk of it, and I'm not doing anything. I'm trying to save for
a house. But I don't spend money frivolously. No, you know,
well, you could have that house, you could have that island. There's
certain things that you spend your money on, like going out to dinner with
the wife, you know, or going out having a good time, or
that you know, like that total home gym that Chuck Dorrison doors that I
bought from me and my wife, which, by the way, we do
use you use it? Oh yeah, come on, well, dude,
you could ask my wife. I do it almost every day, that's right.
I also got these lines, Dan, if you used it more,
if you didn't throw your money, you could have an island, Dan,
in the island where you do no exercise. You're gonna take your non commital
globally on an island eight square feet all right? Uh? Well, I
get ready because I love the fact that this streaming service could come out with
all these companies ESPN, ESPN two, ESPN, U, t N T
TBS, and then I love it like the frog in the pots. All
right, stop, raise the temperature, raise the race. My job is
to be true, non truthful and factual. All right, We're gonna take
a moment. Coming up, Tommy Mack from Canandagua. Actually I think he
identifies as a Chicagoan. We'll have to find out more about that. He
appeared on Fox's Game Show hosted by Rob Low, the very handsome Rob Low.
He was on the floor last night and he'll be in the studio next
and we'll even have audio so you can hear what happened. But first,
Danny, Valentine's Day's coming up. A lot of pressure on Valentine's Oh got's
where I have to spend some of my money that I've saved off subscription services.
I'll tell you who's got your back on Valentine's Day. The Woodcliffe Hotel
and Spa. You got it, They got your back. They have great
packages and promotions for you to take advantage of, and you can go to
their website Woodcliffe Hotel Spa dot com and find out more about things like the
Valentine's Date Dinner package, which also includes like rose pedals in your room.
Oh yeah, huh spelled out Hey boo, good, good good. You
know what I pay extra for that. I bet you that they put them
in a very nice heart or something. But I may go in and do
my own design. I just may, yea, I may try to get
there a little early, do my own design. Mister Moran. On the
hay part with the fifth y, you're gonna have to add an extra buy
an extra bouquet of flowers to get the name. Uh huh they have.
They also have the Valentine's Day Amore package. Oh yeah, a moore are
excuse me? Excuse me? That's right. You get your room of choice,
you get some breakfast, you get champagne sparkling, you get to knock
somebody artisanal chocolates that are hand crafted by their in house pastry chef. Oh
yeah, faux rose pedals, which will be around that again, that they
do. My wife and I were having our anniversary and Valentine's Day within a
week of each other, so I really got to double up here. This
is awesome and uh they even have a great uh spot promotion going on the
Sweet Escape for two Valentine's Day special where you can get any of the the
are offering side by side you and your significant other. Could be a massage,
it could be a facial body wrap book that between the twelfth and the
seventeenth of this month, and uh, take advantage because you're also gonna get
prosecco, oh chocolate covered strawberries, plus a special gift, special gift.
And tomorrow night, my wife they'll be like, hey, just keep that
wrap up with him, Just keep wrapping him up and just put him away
Tomorrow. On the podcast, we'll put together another montage of movie mont Oh,
yes, another rom com movie montage. Identify the four movies. Okay,
one hundred dollars gift card there though, Cliff Hotel and Spot and that
will be listening for that. On the next episode, Tommy Mack joins us
next comedy at the Carlson Has Saturday Night Lives. Andrew dismutes this Thursday,
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No, Tommy James and the Chondale's and Tommy Max sits out and he says,
uh, I am named after Tommy James from Tommy James and the Chandelle.
I am look at that. So I figured we got to come back
with a little of that music there, uh favor. Now, when I
watched the floor, they identified him as from Chicago, Illinois, which he
is, but he spent the last two decades living in the Great Rochester two
decades plus. Yeah pretty much. Yeah, March. So before we get
into you being on the floor and last night, and we'll play I hope
you don't mind. Do you mind if we play the audio as long as
we can positive well spoiler alert pause it along the way. But are have
you been trying out for a lot of I think when we you said you
had tried out or had submitted things to be part of different TV shows,
reality shows? Were they I don't remember so well. This was the only
game show at the time that I had officially like filled out an application and
sent it out. Then I shortly put out one for a Wheel of Fortune,
which is obviously a one off. But where do you find these applications?
Sometimes you just go onto the actual like you know, website for the
TV station or whatever. But you actually I found it on a casting network
that I'm part of, like all Casting dot com or Backstage dot com.
Are you are you have to pay for those sites? You do, yes,
but I you know, I fill out the free online and then wait
for them to come back and be like, hey, it's seventy five percent
off if you want to pay for the ex or so I was like,
right, yeah, because what is it like two fifty a year or something
for something? Some of them are yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
Oh yeah, Like I remember Voices dot Com or something was like two
fifty a year for you to try to get work. Okay, yeah,
yeah. Some people hit on those and tell us when you go on vacation,
so we know not to send you work. I'm going on vacation next.
Oh we got a job for you. That's pretty funny. So have
you been on other shows? Not yet, No, But when we were
filming The Floor, I actually got a call back from Wheel of Fortune saying,
hey, we'd like what you you know, we'd like to have an,
you know, an audition interview with you and whatnot. I said,
well, I'm kind of in Dublin right now, and I'm filming a game
show right now. So and game shows are actually considered reality television, so
sometimes they are kind of frowned upon when it comes to like when you're actually
like trying to find legitimate work. So like I wouldn't take any footage that
I had from the floor and say I'm gonna put that on it as a
reel so that people can see what I look like on camera because it's considered
reality television. I got you a sizzle reel. So are you looking to
be an actor? I'm dabbling, I'm trying. So yeah. So there's
some local production stuff that shot here the finger Lakes is the whole film?
Yeah. Yeah. As a matter of fact, I went to Syracuse to
be an extra, just to just to be in the background. Never really
got a chance to be on camera because I had obviously previous engagements and I'm
still an employed, you know, person here, so it's it's hard for
me to kind of find the balance to do it. Well, were you
an extra in Well, it was supposed to be a indie movie that was
and I didn't even get to see any of the real actors that were in
it. I just got to see all the other people that were just going
to be milling around in a in a cemetery or whatever. I got.
Yeah, and then don't forget Toronto. They shoot a ton of shit in
Toronto, I know. And or do you need to have international accreditation there?
So that's what I was always concerned about because I remember having an issue
where as an engineer I was working going to work in Canada and getting stopped
at the border and being questioned why are you working in Canada? Where you
know, it's like are you taking a job away from a Canadian? And
it's like radio, we did that, They're very provincial, we did.
But we used to go up when I was in radio and broadcasts from the
Montreal Comedy Fest, and so when you crossed over, we would get all
those same questions too, like what are you doing? And they would give
you a hard time. Mine and they're young, and they're young, and
they just kind of stare at you with like this plank stare, like they're
looking into your soul and calling you a liar. And then somebody that we
were with, uh had a d w I nine years prior, and they
arrested them kids you can't get it, yeah, or not arrested. They
weren't going to let you in them. Yeah, they weren't going to let
this person in. So wound up getting a lawyer involved, and I guess
a couple hundred bucks and they get in. I know people who weren't let
in because they were told they told their Yankee fans. I'm not joking,
oh kill Yeah, they admitted. They admitted that they wouldn't let him across
because they were Yankee fans. Yeah. I find it hard to believe that's
true. I'll find it's true, right Tommy. You go when when all
this comes about, what was the tryout process like for the floor So the
tryout process I so I work on air traffic control sensors, so the ground
sensors. I'm out in the field and all of a sudden I get a
text message that says, would you be able to do an on a Zoom
meeting audition and I'm like, okay, this doesn't look legit and everything.
So I text back, I go who is this? And guy gave me,
you know, a picture, told me who he was, where he
was from, and I said, yeah, I said, I'm on assignment
right now, but you know, eight o'clock tonight, I can get on
Zoom and I can, you know, do this all day and eight o'clock
sitting in my hotel room and I'm meeting this casting producer for the first time,
and he's telling me about this game that I still don't know what the
name of it is, and that it's trivia based and would I be willing
to just play for a second, and I was like sure. So all
of a sudden, I'm, you know, sitting there and I'm watching these
pictures come up on my and I have to identify them as fast as I
possibly can, and he goes, if you don't know it, just tell
just say pass and everything. So I was going and going and going.
How much pressure is that? It was there? Pressure then because I got
to think in the game show, the real game show, I'm thinking,
like everybody whoever's watched the game show Who Wants to be a Millionaire? How
do they get that wrong? I don't know, or the music's playing,
floors lighting up, I'm going on, they play my games. I'm telling
you right now. It so that that process it is nerve wracking because you're
really you're you're kind of not really understanding what's going on. You're you're like,
wow, I I might be on TV or something, you know,
And but on the actual show, it's it's even worse because you know,
you got people, you got producers going, so we really like the the
you know, what you guys are saying behind the scenes and everything. We
want to talk it up a little bit more, and you know, and
so whenever you're watching, if you see you know, where they're like,
they seem like they're whispering or they were whispering. They whispered last night on
you Yep, yep, or the other Chick they were whispering, Yeah,
she's really good, she's gonna get them yeah yeah. And then they're screaming
for I'm like, what is this? Yeah? What did you do to
pitch people off? Well? So here here, so this is what the
This was the other kind of direction where they wanted us to is they wanted
us to talk about our strategies, which I think was probably the worst thing
that we could have done. And we fell into the trap because the way
I looked at it is I had a my strategy was I wanted to be
randomized. I wanted to I wanted to keep my my category because everybody up
to that point was afraid to go after space because I had absolutely no idea
what it was, what it would entail. And you know, so I
was like, you know, I want to be rand. How did you
end up with space as your category? Is that really what? Well?
Are you an errow engineer or so so ieron engineer should say so, I
work in space and aviation systems. But it had absolutely nothing to do with
that, right. Uh So during the application process, what we had to
do was we were given a series of categories of where we thought we were
really you know, proficient in what we were somewhat proficient in, and and
then you know kind of yeah, we know that a little bit. I
wanted all of the music categories. I am a music guy. I love
music, you know, and then in the sciences I was going, you
know, I do like you know, astronomy and stuff like that. I'm
not you know, I'm definitely not somebody who's like, you know, I
study everybody. But but I ended up with that. I almost ended up
with medical devices, which I have absolutely no clue. One is a plastic
hip. Four steps, all right, So this this is last night,
This is leading up to Tommy. There was a woman that was up there
and you can choose to go back to the floor, and what happens is
you get more space, so you'll wait till you come up, and they
would use the randomizer to find two other people that would come up and face
each other. This woman wanted to get to another category that was behind Tommy,
and in order to do that, she has to go through Tommy.
She has to face him, and it's space. So if you want to
get to sunny and desserts, you're going to have to go through space.
We'll find out when we come back. When we come back, did you
offer you an act and shake between? So what happens like when they go
to commercial break, obviously they're taping it. Do they come right back?
Is it as you get a not five minutes? So not always? Sometimes
when they do, like the commercial breaks, then they will cut and then
that will be our like an actual like ten to fifteen minute break where people
can actually just kind of like you know, sit down, relax, bend
their knees, go, you know, go to the restrooms that are out
in the parking lot. Uh but yeah on the parking lot. Yeah.
Yeah, that that day was a We taped three episodes that day, okay,
and so you got to figure what episode was this? There was episode
six, so no, no, I know episode six, but that day
was it the last one? That was the last one we taped. So
so that was the last of the day. And at that point, I
guess I was on probably my eighth monster that day. Oh my god.
Yeah yeah, I was wired, wired and exhausted at the same time dehydrated.
Yeah. So how long were you in Ireland for to take this in
Dublin? I was there for five days? Five days? Yeah, So
what day is this? They were so you monstering like that every day?
Yeah? I must today. Did they have an all you do all the
time all the time? So I'm not a big coffee drinker? All right?
Craft services provide that or did you have to go out and buy craft
services provided? Yeah? So we asked them. We asked them for like,
hey, you know, can can you get us some more monsters?
Because I had like a cooler in the green room for us, so it
was just like stocked with soda and yeah, you know, and they had
protein bars and then they did feed us. But it seemed like every old
time it was, you know, they were handing out everybody's order from you
know, craft services. Mine always mysteriously got forgotten or oh they ran out
and everything. And I was like, They're like, oh, well,
well we have this vegan meal. I'm like, I don't know what that
is. And I don't want to be on a sound stage and freaking just
like, you know, fearing all over the fece. You know. So
do you think this was like a psychological game they were playing with you?
I don't know if it was personally against me, but there were other people
out there that were that were also kind of like but but you think about
it. You got a bunch of Americans that you know, are are in
Ireland and they're you know, probably jet lag, you know, and you
know they're you know, getting up early in the morning, have to go
through wardrobe and and make up and everything, and then you're standing on a
sound stage for hours, and then you come back and you eat you know
some you know bento box thing, you know, and then you got to
go back out and film it all over again. And and just like you
know, film like a sitcom or something. You know, if something doesn't
look right, they stop it and then they have you go over it again.
And so it's just you know, it's it's like legitimately filming a scripted
TV show just to unscripted. Yeah. Wow, yeah, I didn't realize
there was that much. And so geez, you're coming in. I mean
that's a long day. Then. Yeah, it's not as fun, it's
not as glamorous as a lot it's it's not as glamorous the other contestants.
We're actually in a a group chap that we still talk to each other all
the time. So if you ever look at like my Instagram and whatnot,
you'll see a lot of the contestants that are on there. And we call
it, you know, trauma bonding. The trauma bonding. Now, what
was makeup and wardrobe? Like? So do they give you a lot of
makeup or do you get to choose, like you want a flat Matt you
want to show, I don't even know what they are. So so the
funny thing about makeup for me because I'm a bald man, Yeah, they
got to keep the shine now, they got to keep the shine down,
but they a also had to like make me one tone. So I'm like,
my head is like caked on with like foundation and freely stuff like that.
Yeah, so yeah, it's it's but how long did it take to
do that for me? It took maybe about twenty minutes, where you know,
twenty minutes of makeup to makeup and just and then when you're getting ready
to go up on stage, like you know where where Rob Low is at,
they cut, they have you stand and then here comes the makeup crew
and they're out there freaking yeah, powdering you down and everything. And yeah,
it's it's intense. How much makeup does Rob have on the face.
The face doesn't crack. Let's just put it that. Yeah, the face
doesn't crack. You know, he's got he's got his age lines that yeah,
you don't want to fill those up, but but the face doesn't crack.
Was he was he was he you know he when he was out there
with us, he was he was nice enough, he'd he'd crack a few
jokes, but you know, he is the professional. So if he didn't
have to be on stage, he wasn't on stage, you know, and
you know, and he had the earpiece and so he's listening to the producers,
you know, he's listening to the sound people going, you know,
going back and forth. And there was one instance where our mics were actually
going into his earpiece and he got a little bit ticked off and he's like,
I can hear the contestants. He's like, turn them off, turn
off the and we're standing there right there and he's just like going off,
like, turn off the contestants mics. Now, wow, yeah, Well,
if he's getting a lot of chatter in his year, unless they're saying
things like he's really a dick. All right, here's Tommy. Now I'm
gonna pause this. I want to know at this moment when this happened,
and we're back, Joey has just won her first duel. Now Joey's won
her first duel. She beat the first person who was it? That was,
uh, the guy who's been up there for a few times. And
one I thought I thought, no, maybe not maybe I'm wrong, but
it was that episode where she just beat a bathroom items if I'm not okay.
So now she says, territory, you have a big decision to make
play or go back to the floor. You said you were targeting Sonny,
but you'll have to go through space to get there, or you could go
in another direction. All right, human body kind of scares me. Now
do you know she's coming for you already? I don't know she's coming,
you don't. I'm I'm hardening, but challenging. I hope I was hoping
that she wasn't, because again, my strategy was, I want I want
to keep my category. I want to go after other people because people were
behind the scenes. I was, you know, flexing my strategy of I
want people to be afraid to challenge me. Yeah, but obviously she she
was fearless. Yeah, so she she steps up. You, no,
I have one, But how many talking about go through before it starts getting
scary? Well, let's find out that sounds like a challenge for the floor
to me? Does sound like a challenge. I'm just trying to get on
that stage. That is my moment. I know I need my moment.
But listen, you see how colt me this game turns. I think in
order for me to get really anywhere, I'm gonna have to at least try
for space. Space sounds like where I'm going right out, all right,
So she says space where I'm going? What are you thinking in that moment?
Do you remember? I'm thinking, I'm thinking I got this? Okay,
I I you know. But again, just like Rob just said,
this, this game can go in any direction. The tough part to play
this on the podcast is that and I probably should figure out how to show
it on the camera as we're doing it to comment, because it's visual.
They're putting up pictures, so you've got to identify the picture that that Tommy's
looking at. Come on up, Space, Here comes Tommy. Space.
Is all this music plan that's not put in after not in post production.
It's all going on then, So some of those so all of that music
is actually happening. The light at the floor is is actually how you how
we saw it is actually how you see it on TV. So that's how
it's you know, a technological marvel. So that's like a that's intimidating.
Yeah right, I mean it's a little intimidating, and it's almost like you
got your own walk up music and stuff as you're going up to the podium
or whatever it was to face off. And the thing about it, though,
is that you can you can tell though when there are some overdubs,
like Rob's voice kind of changes. Some of the stuff leading up to it
was an overdub, like they didn't they didn't like the sound or the levels
or whatever, so they so there there were some some overdubs. Thirteen new
pieces and twenty thousand dollars. There's no way I'm not going for that.
Seriously. Joey picks my category of space delations, planets, you name it,
I know it all right, there you go, no famous last words?
Okay, do you regret? I mean, we're kind of putting the
cart before the horse. Let people know. But do you feel like you
wish you didn't say that? Who gives a ship? So that interview was
afterward, wasn't it. The interview is afterwards, so they're coaching you up
at what to say. No, But this part that we just heard was
afterwards. Do you do you want me to pull the curtain back? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah? You so, well, I'll tell
you what. I will let you finish what you're going to put in there,
and then I will tell you exactly how that all inspires. All right,
Tommy, welcome, Thank you, thank you. I see your Marine
Corps signia. Thanks for your service. Thank you. Is what was harder
being on the floor or going through basic training of boot camp? I know
the answer. I know the answer. After you got out of the Corps,
I actually went back into the military communications field working with the troops teaching.
God bless It's Greatiate. Thank you. You are the challenger. So
you'll be up. First, I'm going to show you an image and you'll
need to identify the person, place, or thing commonly associated with space.
You ready? Oh? Yeah? Are you ready? Yes? I am?
Okay? Were you did you? Were you feeling confident? Then?
You know what? I was feeling confident, Especially after the first few pictures.
I was like, Okay, this is where this is what I was
expecting. But I if you, if you talk to any if you had
the ability to talk to any of the other contestants, I knew something was
going to come up. I knew that there was going to be a curveball
because all of these other duels that I've seen work. Could could there have
been a curveball that like randomly it's just going to pop up. They don't
know who's going to get the curveball? Do you think that or do you
think they plan it? So? I think they, like you, I
think they plan it to the point where they want the subject matter expert to
be the one that has the harder okay type question or pictures got you at
the due begins match. If you walked into your living room, your wife
goes, it's game night, it's a millionaire a millionaire. Wait, okay,
so that's a behind the scenes thing. Yes, was that post or
or that's that's during during that's during Okay? So what they so all of
those like the those like little whispers and everything, those are actually during uh,
the actual event. They just decide on what they want because everybody's actually
talking at some point, but they just isolate which ones they actually want to
put into the show. COUNTO Earth, Sun, NASA satellite, astronaut Moon,
that's the word system in general. Uh, did you start to get
nervous, Like, yes, I'm watching this today and I'm like, I
don't know if I would remember the name like I I follow him on Instagram,
I'd be afraid that I would blank on the name. I blank a
name so often, and that's and that's one of the things that I was
afraid of, is it's just mispronouncing something, yeah, and then losing time
for that, you know, because I sometimes I do get it like a
mushmouth and and or you know, it's just one of those things where it's
just like it's not coming out. Did they penalize you for not saying doctor
Tyson? No, So that was that was one of the questions that we
had asked, will we get do we have to say the full name or
do we can't we get away with saying just the last name? And and
because if you watch some of the previous episodes, they actually show people just
saying the last name, you know, because I did anybody at any point
go fuck like, because I think I would if I miss like a goddamn
or I would have got of goddamn it or something. I haven't heard anybody,
but I'm sure that I didn't know. It's like standing there watching other
people at some point. No, no, no, there is a good
sport to Stephen Hawking. Uh No, passing so happy that it happened.
Yes, come on, tell International Spaceation Mastermind was the curve ball? But
you got it? No, Oh, that wasn't mean mind. I didn't
even know what is mega mind. It's like a cartoon Will Ferrell. If
I'm not mistaken, Oh that does that shouldn't count exactly right, that is
your curve That was the curve ball. Do I get a Star Wars?
But do you even say? Matt? I thought you got that right.
You got it wrong. I got it wrong. So I passed, and
you lose three seconds. Often you pass pass? Oh yeah, because I
watched this and then I went, well, you're still ahead, you still
got more time than hers, and now it's lust pass. She passed.
Yeah. Satellits what Nick Crater, Galaxy, Milky Way, Mars, what
was it? Neptune? Neptune? Yeah, all day long, I've been
getting messages Neptune, you idiot, Neptune planet, thanks genius is stupid?
Pass Sunspot, Solar Square, alright, solar fare, pal Venus marketing.
You almost look like you looked in that moment right now here in the back.
I'm sorry. I feel like I've did a painful thing I thought I
was. I was impressed because I'm going that's a lot of pressure it honestly.
So one of the things that I would have changed is not having my
clock in front of me, because you start seeing the clock and all aside
that clock is right there, and then you don't know how much time she
has left because it's behind you. So I it was just one of those
things. It just the moment I got that curve ball, even though I
seemed like I was recovering and everything, my mind went blank. So when
Venus came up, I'm no longer looking at a planet. I am looking
at stuff that I know from my job. You know, things that that
affect RF signals, so you know with solar flares, you know, and
sun spots, you know, stuff like that. You know, and it's
just it's just I think today NASA has put out sunspots. No, they've
discovered a new super earth that could support human life. Another one, Yeah,
the discovery by an international team of scientists. It says a new generation
of observatories is enabling detailed study of exoplanetary atmospheres and the diversity of alien climates,
allowing us to seek evidence of extraterrestrial biological and geological processes. Now is
therefore the time to identify the most unique planets to be characterized with these instruments.
And supposedly the planet's name is I think it's T one seven fifteen B.
It's one and a half times the width of Earth and sits within a
conservative habit habitab. You can habitat it if you can habit tab. Yeah,
yes, habitable zone, that's what it is. So you could get
on there. So if they asked that, now you know, what's the
name of the planet, Tobby. It's kind of social security number. Sounds
like it's gotta be in it. So then after that they have you then
go all right, Tommy, you gotta talk some crap like you were coming
up. How do you do that after you just lost I couldn't do it.
That is the most nerve wracking thing part of it. So after you
walk off and you're completely you know, past the audience and everything, the
sound guys like swoop in and take off your you know, your your microphone
and everything, and then they they bring you out and then they walk you
to the corridor where they wait and they actually have another makeup team in there
ready to do your makeup, because now you're doing your intro and your outro,
So your intro is just like what you're seeing, you know. How
does she challenge me in space? Which they they did a couple of different
ones they did like a I had like a really mean one, and then
I had the that one that you The mean one was really joey the line
dance girl challenges me in space? The only space that she knows is the
space between her ears? Did you come up with that on your own?
I came up with that, which they wrote you to be proud of that.
Well, that was the thing. I was like, I hope,
I hope that they do. But then there was a part of me that
was like, I actually know these people now, I've actually gotten to know
them and and and and develop a relationship with them. But then you kind
of get these old feelings back from because now you're reliving it in your life.
How long ago did you film this? This was back in August?
Okay, yeah, so you're talking almost six months. Yeah, yeah,
but it was it was insane. And then you then you also have to
do the the outro, which they didn't they didn't do, they didn't play
but the outro was just like, you know, like, now I'm bummed
Tommy because I got beat by Joey the line dance girl, you know so.
But yeah, but it was a great experience. It was awesome.
Did you get to see Dublin at all? I had not really. I
kind of tried to lay low. I try to keep myself a little bit
on track, so I can, you know, be awake, and I
needed to be awake. But I had been to Dublin before. My wife
and I had traveled there back in twenty sixteen. There in Scotland and outstanding.
Yeah, wonderful place. That's that's pretty cool. So what happens next?
Did you have a watch party for this last night or anything? Now
my daughter comes in. She actually lives above the bug Jar. Okay,
she comes to Canandigua and she watches time. Brunette used to live up there.
It's kind of funny. Tommy Burnette lived above the bug Jar. Yeah
he did the interview, remember, Oh yeah, yeah, I think he
did. Yeah. Yeah, if I'm telling you this, we got a
problem. Yeah, I think I don't remember that. Yeah from the interview,
Well, we got a problem. I don't remember it. So she
lives above the bug Jars musician. Well, she almost every single guitar she
owns. I bought four and she she dabbles, but she's not as as
as proficient as I would like her to be. But yeah, not for
the amount of money. Play stairway play stairway play it now. So so
she came down and watching, did you tell anybody in your family how it
turned out? So, so if if I can be a little bit more
on a serious side, Uh, when I left, Uh, actually,
when I was back at the hotel and everything, I called my wife and
I was like, I didn't make it, you know, I didn't win.
And she's like, well, I got some bad news for you.
I'm like, okay, what and she's like, I don't want to say
her name because you know, but you're you're my niece passed away unexpectedly.
So I kind of think that partially it is a it was kind of like
divine intervention. Yeah, I did not go further in the game because there
was a higher power basically saying, hey, you need to be home with
your family. And I think that's I think because I guess when they found
out now being five hours ahead, that would have been around, you know,
the timeframe. So but yeah, so and and you know, my
wife was told by the families, like, if Tommy goes further in this
game, just don't tell him until he gets home, you know. But
you know, so if you went further, how long would you have been
there? At least three more days? Three more days? Yeah, yeah,
and that would have interfered with services and things. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Wow, Wow, that's I mean, that's a great way to look
at it. And I can't argue with that, right, No, I
certainly wouldn't. But that's uh, I'm bummed out because I never started the
cameras for this entire segment until there. That's all right. You can go
listen to the audio on we do a podcast, you do a podcast.
But it was it's always fun to have it on this. Yeah, that's
uh, God that the whole thing is cool. So your next I mean
anything in the uh No, I still I still got my my pokers,
you know, and in the fire and different fires and everything. As a
matter of fact, I just submitted a Sissle reel and an application for to
be an extra in a World War two movie as a marine and one of
the qualifications where it was ability to do my own stunts and ability to do
your own stunts. Well, I got you do I guess running running,
you know, running on the beach. Okay, you need me Baywatch World
War two edition. But but also to have weapons training, so I have
obviously being a marine, I I know my weapons and how to use them.
And and you know, you should have brought that during the game.
They would have changed the whole complexion of the game. Something there. Oh
good, I hope it works out. I hope so too. I you
know, just you know, I look at it as if I can get
one good part where I can retire from being an engineer. Yeah, and
and and just be done with that and just be like, you know what,
I'll just do this for a while and yeah it all. You know.
I'm always looking forward to being you know, cast me as you know,
middle aged bald guy number one. And I'll be happy with that.
So Danny asked a good question if fame changed you, But have you been
recognized because of the floor, Like all of a sudden, somebody's staring going,
I know that guy, No, And I think partially it's because of
the fact that on the game show. I'm listed as being from Chicago.
So if it now, if it would have said like Canandigua or even Rochester,
people probably would have been like, yeah, okay, that's all.
Yeah, yeah, that's very cool. Feel free to hang out or take
off what everyone do. We're gonna take a moment, and when we come
back some things regarding the Big Game Sunday, Super Bowl. Little drama in
one family. Yeah, little drama, I guess. So we'll get to
all that next. But first, Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New York
is the result of a fantastic idea from Tommy Burnett. And really what this
distillery has done over time, It's combined Tommy's passions music. He was in
the band Modern English and the Tommy Burnett Band, and he loves whiskey.
And now Forbes magazine says it's one of the ten best outside of Kentucky and
it's just a great place to hang. Tommy has created a great world for
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available for you to download Amazon. I could see what you got on TV.
He's got that personality, he's got that face, he's got that look.
Yeah, he's a nice looking guy and right, and he's got that
smile that like attracts people. I think he'll be uh, it'll be good
for uh yeah, it'll be interesting to see what what comes next. You
know we should do We should have him like re enact scenes and movies on
the podcast and send it out as like a demo tape to get him more.
You know, we should pick like five have melisteners p five movies scenes
that he needs a ready for this. I had an idea and I don't
know that I'm going to talk to you off. I know, I don't
want to say it on there, but I had an idea today and uh,
you and I need to just sit for maybe fifteen minutes when we're all
done tonight. Okay, cool, I'll text my boots at honey. No,
we'll don't if you gotta go. No, no, no, no
no no, she just misses me. That's all. We get. The
super Bowl coming up that's this week. Lisa McCaffrey. Oh yeah, who
is the mother mother, the mother of Christian McCaffrey and the husband of what
was his name, Ed McCaffrey, Ed McCaffrey. I liked Ed McCaffrey when
he was he was plucky, he was man. He was something so Lisa
McCaffrey, everybody loves the white wide receiver Billy that I loved it. Yeah,
I loved Mark Bravaro, Tom Beebe Yeah, you know, uh,
he's sticky fast. She tried to buy a suite, she told Extra TV
during the press conference. I don't know, I guess she was. Yesterday
was media day, so she was there. Yes, all right, so
Extra TV and she said, but I will not let anybody pay to Oh
excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. This is this is Christian saying
she tried to buy a sweet but I will not let anybody pay to watch
me play. But this became a little bit of a thing within the family.
Yeah, I thought we were going to talk about the mahomess. I
was looking forward to it. No, I'll give you the mahome. We'll
get to it. Uh. Yes, So she she went on a podcast.
I think I think it's called your Mom is the name of the podcast.
By the way, that's one of my streaming passwords is your Mom.
He's the one I share with people so that I know you're really going to
type this in your Mom off air, which stream all right, So,
uh, she said, we looked into a suite and none of us can
afford it, not even Christian money bags over there, nor money bags Olivia.
Now, Olivia is it could be don't is an actress. She's a
actress, former Miss Universe. It's his fiance. That's usually how it works.
That's his You know you're a former miss something? You football player?
Yeah? Or Olivia? So now now luxury sweets for the Super Bowl are
reportedly going for upwards of two and a half million dollars for the luxury suite
at the super Bowl. Okay, okay, So Olivia later set the record
straight and she responds to Lisa McCaffrey in an Instagram story saying, at Lisa
McCaffrey, fake news. And she also made this happy birthday, Lisa,
I bought you a suite. So I'm going, is Olivia flexen on her
future mother in law? Oh wow, don't you think a little bit happy
birthday? I just spent. She goes on a podcast called your Mom,
Your Mom? Your mom? Does Hey? Your mom? Your mom?
Yeah? And then so you know, Lisa's saying, we can't afford it.
Not even money bags over there. Money bags are there, So she
goes fake news we can't afford it. Happy birthday? Oh wow, yeah,
it doesn't it feel like a little flex? Yeah, I'm sorry.
I took it as a flex. Yeah, a little bit, a little
bit. And then somebody commented on the story that he had to the Hens
in the Henhouse, the fact that his mom re to them both as money
bags in an interview and then proceeded to say neither of them both multiple millionaires
many times over. By the way, could afford a suite is so tacky,
That's what this person writes on E Is that the right word? Or
was it smart? And she knew her saying they would result in someone getting
her a suite, which Olivia did. But I think it's a waste of
money. I don't care how much that makes for one for what six hours
during a super Bowl, which you might lose. I tell people, when
you go to a Bills game, it's like going into a wedding and reverse
and you don't know if the couple's gonna getend up getting married after the party.
Now imagine a super Bowl, because man, when you lose the super
Bowl. Now, when you win, everybody's having a good time when you
win, But when you lose, it is the worst night of your life.
You got to you gott to gather the family, you gotta get the
f out, You got to ask questions. And oh, by the way,
if you're the reason they lost, like a fumble or a miss kick,
it's even wor Like, do you remember the three chicks that used to
date date Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson, Yeah, yeah, okay, she
was with Hank Basket, Yes, and Hank Basket on this. In the
first play of the second half of the Super Bowl between the Saints and the
Colts, Colts had the lead, Saints kicked an Onside's kick, the ball
hits hits basket. He wasn't expecting it, goes back, Saints recovering up
scoring a touchdown, and it kind of changed the momentum of the game.
So she's doing a reality show with her husband and then all the drama have
towarded Soon she goes and Hank blew the game. I'm like, oh my
gosh, she actually said my husband blew the game, right, So okay,
this is just now. She's a drama queen. That's that's her currency,
is her looks in her in her in her drama. But the end
of the day, that's just one person's story out of like forty six other
couples and families going through the Super Bowl. Yeah, it sucks and you're
gonna, like Joe Montana used to have his family just stay home in Pittsburgh
and watch the game. Does this I'm not flying you out? Yeah?
But does this make the forty nine ers look bad? They? First of
all, they're not gonna have any control over the pricing of the Super Bowl
city. That's that's an NFL. No, that's a thing. But but
should the NFL put the stars families up or do or should they do like
a family suite for like if you want to get in there, or it's
like a lottery like each team, Hey, we're giving you this suite.
What you want to do with it, you do with it. But the
NFL won't even have a live sky judge replay to determine certain plays like we
can avoid replay. They they're the NFL. For as much money as they
make, which is upwards of sixteen billion dollars a year, is cheap.
They're not going to spend the money. They are grabbing money with both fists,
and they're never going to do it. Well, these prices are insane.
Yeah, like an average like they said that an average super Bowl commercial
is what for thirty seconds to seven million dollars? Yeah, right, that
which is more than the average American, like lifetime income average American. Well,
I mean thirty seconds. Yeah. You hear these prices and youg does
it? Does it turn anybody off? And I think the answer is no,
but it does even for the Buffalo fan. You're talking that new stadium
is going to be out of reach for some people. Yes, in the
part it's going to happen as season ticket holders are going to end up if
they're now already splitting tickets with other people just to get their games that they
want to go to and keeping their seniority. So, according to stub Hub,
the cheapest ticket currently available to get into a Legion stadium where the Super
Bowl is going to be in Las Vegas is fifty four a little over fifty
four hundred bucks, yeah, which I guess those are for past seats.
But the average price is currently ninety three hundred And I mean, well,
and it's a bigger draw than previous years because it's in Vegas, it's getting
a lot of international attention. It's getting a lot of more people from more
states. I think Mexico is leading all international countries and ticket sales thus far,
which for the NFL they probably got gotta love that. Yeah, you
know, but meanwhile you got the mother in law, the McCaffrey mother in
law, daughter in law, like money bags, Yeah becaffrey. I mean,
that's too bad. That's just kind of that's kind of a dig both
directions. Did you ever get a did you get along with any in laws?
Usually sun in law not so much, but sometimes the daughter in law
and the mother of the son of the right of the husband, the mother
of the husband and the and his wife. Sometimes there's tension there. So
in both my marriages, everybody got along. I will say this, and
I'm gonna, you know, reveal something here. My former in laws liked
me and at one point they kind of like gave me a wink, like
they know, like why the marriage ended. Oh, and I won't go
any further, get kind of a wink wink, like, hey, listen
to the podcast. We know it wasn't your fault. My in laws now
love me. There's a like in fact, at one time I called her
my mother in law mom, and she teared up. She was like touched,
Okay, back, can I help you with it? Where'd you go
ahead? Oh my gosh, I got the papers. I didn't do any
of that. I took a lot for that because it's hard. It's my
parents said, you always call them mom or dad. The first in laws.
I didn't do that, Yeah, the first I just didn't. I
I can also get annoyed. And I think I have this very great talent
that I can almost I mean it's almost like a poison. If you've been
into a horny toad they shoot out there. But to me, it's like
it's like a purple cloud. I just admit. And it's just it's like
you can feel the tension. Like I can walk in a room and literally
change the air. Oh. I know. It's an awful witness. It's
an awful thing. Six years. Yeah, but sometimes in a good way.
Always yeah, sometimes it's a good way. But I mean, I
that is the thing, like when I talk about energy, like, I
know I can do that. And I've had my I had my mother in
law come to me and go, you're really making me uncomfortable and nervous.
Oh wow. Yeah, And I had not said a fucking word, I
had not done anything because but I do what I was doing sometimes, Yeah,
I was just like I was trying to do things and get things done,
and now they're there, and also these projects are going to come around
and I'm getting more and more pissed and it's just like this. My father
was one of those people who could change the room just for walking. Not
not a good not always a good one. We could do it both ways.
But according to so, if you have problems, if the mother in
law and daughter in law have problems with each other, the Evolutionary Psychology psychological
science journal It's a Real Journal found that both men and women report having more
conflict with their mother in laws forty four percent than they're awn mothers thirty nine
percent. Wow, the researcher. The researchers suggested that these conflicts may be
influenced by genetic conflict. In other words, that your mom will always have
your best interests and get annoyed at the daughter in law and her mom would
always have her best interest and get annoyed at you. Okay, yeah,
well that consciously acts, yeah, in the interest of their genetic kin.
Right, So this genetic conflict may cause in laws to disagree about the distribution
of resource investment, just as we see mothers and fathers disagreeing in these domains.
It's interesting. My grandmother was awful. Oh my grandmother was. My
grandmother was awful, awful to and I think awful to anybody because I think
she I think she said to my father. I loved my grandmother, like,
I absolutely adored her, but I knew she was really tough, and
I mean she did things, but I I found her to be so now.
I found her almost like a it sounds bad. She was a cartoon
character, like, Oh, couldn't believe the ship that would happened with this
woman. I couldn't believe they're like like I and I loved it, and
it was it was like this chaos, and she always kind of doted on
me. But I always knew that. I always felt like there was so
much more to my grandmother than this stay at home mom who kept an immaculate
house, like dust didn't fall that. I don't think there was ever like
soap scum in the bath. I mean she really and that went her workout
every day. She kept that place. My grandmother need is a pin and
she was doing my laundry. And as a little boy, and she used
to come and I have, you know, skid marks, and she would
come at me with the skid mark. What's this? What is this?
And I would be all embarrassed. And then as I got a little bit
older, and I was probably somewhere between ten and twelve, and my grandfather
would take me to Yankee games and we would sit so she would go,
what's this? What's this? I go, actually, that looks like cracker
checks for the pull that would be. But she loved it. I used
to do things to like like they had a uh, what they referred to
as bottle cap pool. It's more of a downstate term above ground pool.
So my grandfather would be working late some nights at the fire department and stuff,
so I would go down there and spend a week with them. She
would keep the place cold and dark inside till like ten o'clock. You get
up at eight, there's a kid, she goes go back to bed.
Well, I would didn't. Sometimes I would get up at eight and I
couldn't do it anymore. So I put on my clothes. I would put
on all my clothes and I would go sit in an inner tube Indian style
in the pool, just waiting, and sure enough, all of a sudden,
the blind would go up and she goes, Jesus, Billy Eddie look
at the boy like it was all this chaos, chaos all the time.
But she didn't really like outsiders coming in. And she referred to my father,
you know, she said to my father once you know what we call
you behind your back. Missed to know it all not very kind, not
very kind. So at her memorial service, because she died in February and
she was gonna be buried in New York, she lived in nursery then huh
uh, yeah, I don't even know. To be honest, I don't
really, I don't know. But so she I spoke at at the after
memorial service thing, and I did say that I knew that she could be
very, very tough to people outside the family. And my uncle's wife,
my aunt, my entire life. Well, no, I was in their
wedding when I was five. Her best friend came up to me afterwards and
goes, thank you for recognizing how awful your grandmother could be. And I
go, so I think, I go, oh, yeah, I go,
my grandmother was so bad to my aunt. I think my aunt asked
for her secret recipe and she gave her two ingredients. What and off,
no guessing, good luck. I'm like, I don't know, but that
was they were. She was really tough, Like I even brought uh well.
I was engaged twice. I brought it my first fiance to meet her,
and then I don't think she was feeling well at the time or whatever.
Later on, she says to me, she's a little bit bossy.
It's like, it's a little VOSSI. It's like, Okay. My grandmother,
my mother's mother, who's still alive to this day. Every time I
call her after remind her that I got remarried and what my wife's name is.
But Grandma didn't show up for my parents funeral or my parents wedding,
excuse me. And the reason was because my father had been married and divorced
before he met my mother, and my grandmother, being a diehard Irish Catholic,
did not agree with my mother marrying a divorced man. So she used
to say this prayer and if she got some Irish prayer and if you smelled
roses, popa boopie. Oh that's not Irish though. Okay, whatever this
prayer is, if you got rose, it means your prayer was answered.
So on the wedding day, my mother sends my grandmother a bouquet of roses,
and she gets married to my father. Right, my grandmother still didn't
talk to her. One day, I get born and my father brings my
mother and I home from the hospital. It's like and she goes he calls
my grandmother out of nowhere. My father goes, hey, listen, I
wouldn't have liked me either, he said. He goes, hey, mom,
which is really weird because this is a woman whose daughter he'd married about
a year earlier, and now he's calling her mom, Hey, Mary could
use some help at the house. And she came over and she held me
in her arms. And to this day forward, I am now known as
the angel of peace. Look at this in the family. I am the
angel of peace in the family. Yes, look at that. Look at
that. And then I took a dump in her. But everybody's story happy
about that. Yeah, yeah, palace work. You can't leave the hospital.
Let your powers work doing. Uh. Back to the super Bowl for
a second Starting Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purty been made. A lot has been
made about Christian guy. Really yeah, uh you know, okay, Brock
Purty only made eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars this seas yeah league minimal.
He was the last pick in the draft, that's right, you know,
yes, so he easily could be called the best value at quarterback in the
NFL. He's the best value. Yeah. He was the two hundred and
sixty second pick, final pick of the twenty twenty two drift. Now he's
starting the Super Bowl. Now. To put that in perspective, they've taken
the salary of twenty quarterbacks to see how long it takes them to make what
Brock perty made. So I will ask you, how long do you think
it took Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson to make Brock's entire salary for this season?
I think it was like one drive eleven minutes since again thanks to his
eighty million dollars, so maybe two drives. How long did it take Patrick
Mahomes to make purty salary? Rock Purty's eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars salary,
So everybody gets more money each year. This year he had fifty nine
point four million. Okay, now, eighty million dollar salary was was a
sixty nine point four probably a half sixteen minutes? Okay, a quarter?
A quarter Daniel Jones of the New York Giants. This is this is a
ripoff for pretty bad season. Yeah, got cut short by nineteen minutes into
the season. He made Josh Allen. Now, Josh Allen was not playing
on his full contract until until March first this year, so he was still
on his no but for this season though. Yeah, so thirty two minutes
for Josh. Okay, thirty two minutes and then you can go through.
They have a great ESPN did a great job with a website where you can
go and look at how quickly other quarterbacks make so like you had Daniel Jones,
it was sixteen minutes, Deshaun Watson nineteen minutes, Joe Burrow nineteen,
Dak Prescott twenty four, Derek Carr twenty nine, Kirk Cousins thirty, Josh
Allen thirty. Oh, Josh Allen thirty I think I think I said no.
Josh Allen thirty two, excuse me thirty two, Russell Wilson thirty two,
Gino Smith thirty two. Yeah, because you got a bump last year
Stafford thirty two. He had twenty seven point five. This Ryan Tannehill made
twenty seven million, thirty three minutes thirty three minutes to making It's like,
it's it's fucking wild. Yeah, I know. And then you know,
this is why being famous or being yeah, being famous, can I have
its drawbacks? Yesterday was media Day or earlier every Tuesday, every week the
super Bowl's basically a trade show. So this is a this is what was
brought up to brock party at the podium. Here comes you and and Lee
Harvey Oswald circling around the internet right now. People think you too, looking
like did you ever hear that before? I have it? That's my first
time here in a Yeah. What do you think about back of Paris?
Uh? Physical? Yeah, I don't know. I just like the toughest
thing. Well, those are the questions you get on the media day.
All right, did anybody bring up I guess the most famous the first famous
question, which by the way, has been debunked. Mike Wilbond, who
is then at the Washington Post he's now on PTI okay, was standing there
when a reporter supposedly asked Doug Williams during Super Bowl twenty two. Who was
the first black quarterback to start a Super Bowl? Doug? The question came
out weird, and Doug leaned over and he goes, how long have I
been a black quarterback? So the story was that he was asked how long
he was he's been a black quarterback, which the question got misconstruined. But
that's what Media Day is known for us that stuff. And so yeah,
suit's a listener in the program. The first thing I got this morning when
I opened up my phone is that tweet of Lee Harvey Oswalt side by side
with Brock Purty. Yeah, but I mean to ask Brock about it.
Now, what's he supposed to say? Matt Oh, I thought he handled
it, and he's like, yeah, what can you say? Right right?
You're in the You're on the spot. This is a position you never
saw yourself. Maybe maybe he did. I don't know, but thank you,
Dallas, good night, Patrick, ma, Patrick Maholmes. See,
so got it. This is so funny. There's a story I want to
tell, but I will not. I'll refrain. But I'm talking to my
mom last night, and uh, how's feeling? She said, great?
She said to me, draking herself. I don't know. I told her
she should, but she said, uh, and what's going on with that
other one? And I go, who pat the quarterback? What d w?
I? What is that? I said, what third d w?
I? And he's going to be playing in the game. I know,
No, that was his dad. They got it. Ah, well that
makes me feel so much better. I go, what it makes you feel
better? She's like, well, got signed by the Ninersn't wait a second,
this is you. You really thought that he got he got? She
said, yeah, I didn't know. I said, well he's Pat.
I could I said, I could see it. But she says, I
just didn't know why they would let him play the game. I mean,
the third fence you got, you got a lot have a problem. I
oh, yes you do. I said, you're facing two to ten years
in Texas. I said no, but that was his dad and I think
he was asked about it and he said it's a family matter. Yeah,
yeah, that's like Tiger Wood. That's personal. Thanks. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, what what can you do? And I get I mean,
I wouldn't even ask the question. I would be embarrassed to ask the
question. Of Papa. I think you have to ask the question. I
would let somebody else ask it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you're that media scruggler, great, thanks man. Yeah, who's who's
gonna take it for the team? Gonna take it for It's almost like go
to I hope I don't draw the short straw. The other thing, too,
is that reporters come in waves, Like Scott Potniac told me that he
was down the when Scott or missed the field goal against Tampa against the against
the Giants in Tampa. So reporters coming waves. So Scott Norwood got asked
about ten fifteen different times about from reporters from around the world about missing the
field goal, and he's stat there for a half hour and answered every single
question from nineteen ninety three. Help tuk me. Do you know what they're
saying? You're not gonna be able to come back to North Korea? But
with Mahomes, I mean, you know, I think you got somebody's got
to ask that question. Well, he has to ask that question. What
do you mean you have to Oh, come on, somebody's got to ask
that question. What do you mean asking what about your dad? Don't ask
the question that else the media favors. Patrick Mahomes. All right, well,
I mean job tell you about this bill. They said to me,
you have to ask that question. You know what I'm doing. I'm walking
on and go, Pat, I'm asking. I'm going to ask this question,
and I know the answer, and I'm sorry, but that's fair.
Our people are going to be asking this thing. But the stuff with your
father, I'm sure it's it's concerning for the family. How is it affecting
you and and and your practice? And are you able to compartimentalize? I
don't know. I got my I got my state farm, I got my
state commercials were fucked. I don't like having to asked that question Jesus because
he hate the m v P. After all, I got my dad off.
My home was my auto. But uh yeah, you had somebodys got
to No, that's a great way to ask it. That's a great way
to ask the question. But the question's got to be asked. It has
to be Billy Billy. Okay, let's let's give you some Super Bowl history
here. Andy Reid had to be asked about his kid, who was an
assistant coach who got arrested because he had a d WI and he hit a
woman and injured a little girl. Yeah, before a Super Bowl? Okay,
are you gonna fire him or not? You gotta ask the question.
Yes, Stanley Wilson's got kid smoking crack before a Super Bowl? Yeah,
I asked the question. Hang on a second, though, you're talking about
a guy who's on the staff Andy Reid's son. Wasn't he on the staff?
Yes? Okay, yes, so that's an employee. Okay, the
guys smoking crack. He's gonna play the game. You gotta ask Patrick Mahomes
dad. It's not Patrick, it's not someone on the staff, it's his
father. I gotta ask the question. Well, when you're in every commercial
on television, Yeah, I think you got to ask the question because if
you lose the Super Bowl, guess what they got to ask him? Hey,
how much did your dad play a factor driving this game? The You're
right, so you gotta he gotta ask you gotta, I mean to beat
He asked a lot of stupid questions. That's not a stupid question. That
he's a public figure. His father's a public figure. His father was a
major League baseball player. This is his third DWY. By the way,
he looks like a homeless dude. He don't look like a mahomes man.
He looks rough, he looks, he looks, he looks. Yeah,
he looks like mahomed. He homeless. As I said, he's driving around
drinking he had. He looks worse than duck. Couldn't. Did you hear
what happened? Okay, so I'll tell you real quick. No, he's
driving and they they see him. I don't know if he was driving slower
than the other traffic, which is always a sign something. I I've known
people the speed. They have known people who have gotten dwi here the drunker
Karen, and when they're drunk, they've driven below the speed limit or whatever
because they're being overly cautious drunker Karen. And I think that this. I
think that passionate. Even if you're going the speed limit, you got to
keep up with the speed of traffic. Yeah, he can't do it fifty
six what everybody's doing. So they notice it. They run the they run
the plates, and they noticed that it's an overdue registration on the car.
Whoops. So they light them up, pull them over and he's got an
open course light in the console. Looks still cool like the rockets. Yeah,
so you know it's the Blue Mountains. Yeah, and I don't think
that was it. Then they gave him the field sobriety test and from there
they've determined him to be well, yeah, he looked drunk and plugshot.
That's it, all right, we'll take a moment when we come back a
follow up on uh, well, I'll just see this. Are there more
Florida moms on only fans than any other states? I saw this. You
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showing up man's it. That was it. We had told you about
a mom in Florida who had advertised her only fans on the back window of
her SUV and her kids went to a private Christian school, and then there
were this whole thing where she had a park across the street and she wanted
the school to provide somebody to help the kids cross the street because it was
a very busy morning traffic four lane and you're playing for that education. Is't
that free? Right? And so about a week later, the kids has
been kicked out after that news story, they get kicked out of the Christian
school and each went to call the well. In a letter addressed to the
mom, the school said that the she obtained an even larger vinyl lettering scheme
that covered the entire back of her vehicle's tailgate, So she got even bigger
vinyl letters because and they said that it was mockingly posted a photo of the
larger display on social media, referencing the school's requests that she remove it because
they said, remove it or we can't have you in the parking line here.
Because the thing that's weird to me is I think that it was an
elementary school. I'm going no kid's gonna know. It's the parents that know,
and we're making it the big deal. But you know what, maybe
there's a fifth or sixth grader that pops on and goes, who's the Wolie
fans? You would? I think it's her like in a bikini or something.
When you get to the landing page once you got to pay to get
past that. Once you get past the paywall, yes, you get past
her sugar wall. So the letter sites that a Florida law that makes it
a crime to knowingly provide minors with the means to access sexual content. So
they're usually eagle recourse. Isn't that what the paywall is for? Though,
I would assume, But you're you're showing them how they can even with the
so so, do you have a lapstop at home to get here? I
mean, and I defended the schools in certain regards, but at some point
there has to be some parent responsibility. Parent responsibility, what do you mean
in other words like if you don't you need to educate your kid to not
do that, or if they are doing that, explain to them why you
believe that's wrong? Therefore U So they said, let's see. I knowess
some parents would be thrilled and then like officially be upset, but thrilled deep
down that their kid was actually watching something like that, which school administrators argue
client's advertisement did not did by providing a direct link to her site. Administrators
also said that she disrupted school activities by speaking to local news media. So
now it's all over the news and she's on the news. Therefore your family's
enrollment is terminated to effective in me idiotly. School leader said she could possibly
enroll her kids in the school again if she removes the only fan decaals from
her from her car. Now, I would ask you this as a Christian,
Yes, if you, as a Christian, were a found what the
mother or the parents, because I think it's the parents together on this.
If what they do their partners is repulsive or let's say ungodly, right,
usually behind closed doors, none of anybody's business. But now you're entering,
you're making money, it's not it's not repulsive. Everybody like you're supposed to
have sex. It's ungodly, God, you are selling and prostituting yourself.
Okay, all right now, And that's your sexual relationship with your wife or's
husband is supposed to be between the two of you. That's it and nobody
else, not for your fans, right, not for Mark Hillman. What
if you brought in a third person, No, no, no, just
you just just you two one. Yeah, this is and even if you
do one, what if you do one, not a threesome, but you
do one and then to do the other and the wife that's the wife and
the husband's that's it. Nobody else, nobody else. Okay, all right,
so not Old Testament times. But if if you thought that maybe these
kids weren't getting the real Christian values, wouldn't you want to keep them in
the school to try to nurture them and make them absolutely in some way?
Wouldn't that be the more Christian thing? I asked? I think, because
who loses the kids who lose? And in a way for this, you
know, maybe there's something else. Buy a buy a billboard. If you're
making so much money by a billboard, you know, or if you're making
so much money you don't, or but here's the other thing you need to
do. Most people can't a boy look at your only fans while they're driving.
So why why wouldn't you use your own only fans unless meta's not taking
your money? But I can't imagine that. Why wouldn't you do targeted advertising
on Facebook? Because you yeah, maybe do you understand saying too well,
right, but why would you if you She's saying, this is the way
she's still one news outlet, this is the way I pay for my fan
I understand that, but I'm just going in terms of actual marketing, I'm
not sure that I get the wrap. I get the idea, but most
people aren't going to because people have talked to me about doing a billboard uh,
and I have said often I go. I think it would be misconstrued
by some people as like a like me slapping back at something if I'm not.
And the other is most people aren't aren't able to access while they're driving.
Maybe they can pull it up, but it's it's a few more steps.
Do you see what I'm saying. It's a few more steps where if
you're already online or you're savvy online, why wouldn't I try to reach you
first. I'm not saying I won't ever do something because it's one wouldn't you
do? Yes? Why wouldn't you do that first? She because she's a
voyeur. She wants the attention. They want. It's not just about making
money, and they got it in the news. Dude, you don't think
that they just went up. They had no shame they went. But that's
my question, kid, why wouldn't you keep Why wouldn't you keep the kids
in the school, kids in the school to try to protect them? All
right? Let me uh now there's another mom. I thought it was this
story. I happened to grab another story. I don't know what's going on
in Florida that, but moms are figuring out even like this Piper Fawn,
the woman in her real name is Kleine with the kids of the Christian school.
She alright, she's like you know paper, yeah, I mean as
her and her husband. It's like, okay, uh, this woman too
is not somebody I would go seeking out. But okay, but listen,
would you seek it out for the comedic value? Though? I don't know?
And I have to see, like if she was blowing like okay,
okay, all right, ready for this. We're getting the territory here.
Now, this is this is the thing. There used to be something called
cake farts. I remember, you remember cake farts? Yeah, Tommy would
crack up. Yeah it was a girl. Would they take a full pan
cake, like a full bunk cake covered in chocolate frosting, she would stick
her bare ass down in the thing and then get up on all fours and
did she fart? Yes, and she farted. I think she blew out
candles. Shit. I loved it. It was funny. You Lumpy and
Tommy like. I thought it was hilarious. I thought it was discussed cake
farts. And I still have a guy who still writes cake farts today.
Chris in two thousand and eight. I know some things just get in there.
It's just a fucking worm, daddy. So this, uh, this
other mom is kids are in a public school. She's not only fans,
she's not advertising, and she's in trouble. I would say that it's nobody's
position to judge what anybody does in their private life. I missed that one
the first time. It's nobody's position. Wait we can, I got a
I got to start that over. Wait did she say nobody's position, Yes,
nobody's position. Okay, Victoria Priest has two. I like this when
you get your new board, Billy, no, not going hang on,
children, it's a lot of buttons. Sand Lake Elementary in Orange County.
She's been volunteering for five years, but was told two weeks ago she could
no longer donate her time and spend more time on campus with their kids.
This is why her occupation working in the adult entertainment industry. Okay, now,
she's been how many years years? Five years volunteering, being a mom,
giving her time, giving her time, spending time with her kids.
That's right, And somebody somebody found her only fans. That's what happened.
She didn't have it on the back of her she didn't advertise it. And
this is a public school. We're showing you images found on her her public
social media sites, not unlike what you might see at the beach. But
she does have a private subscription site where she earns a living called only Fans.
Another parent send images from that site as if this reporter's never heard of
it. Think it gets she gets a private subscription from what's called OnlyFans.
No, it's like it's like brand new. Tell me about this only fans?
Never heard of such a thing? What is this? It's amazing.
I was sitting the wrong button on pause to school administrators, leading to Teresa's
dismissal. It's humiliating to have people judge you for something that when you feel
like what you're doing isn't wrong, which is why she went to the news
to talk about well, I think her lawyers did because she's sitting with her
lawyers. Wait, you'll see, Okay, they're suing in a sense.
I don't think that my job and what I do privately that has no regards
to anybody else. She's so stupid need in anybody else's world besides my own.
Her attorneys notify the district they intend to sue for at least one million
dollars. What authoritarian mentality allows somebody to point a discriminating finger at somebody said
we don't approve of you, and you can't be around children. That becomes
frightening. Trace past their background check require He's right. I agree with that
too. I don't like that either, especially it's a public school's private school
where it's a different thing, and you could say, hey, listen to
some people found out, we'd like you to keep it quiet. But even
there for the Christian school, I would kind of. I don't know if
I had strong convictions about how if I really felt like that's wrong. I'm
somebody who goes. You'll know how I feel about it by whether or not
I participate or do it myself. I don't, but I don't give a
shit if you do, is my Yeah, Like, look, everybody's got
their choices to make their life, to lead their money to make yes.
Right, if let's say this woman was a murderer and not an adult film
actress or whatever she called herself. Okay, let's say she killed somebody,
Yes, she could a crime and in somebody's life, right, yeah,
would you kick kid out of school? Then? I don't know that they
would. But why why would you couldn't do anything? How would we find
out? Like, Okay, let's say this. Let's say she, uh,
she wound up in a domestic dispute and it ended in her husband losing
his life. Yeah, she does five six years and they find new evidence
and they go, oh, she was whatever, something happened. But you
know, and she gets out and she's vos here in the kids' school and
somebody finds out. No, I don't think I'm gonna do anything. I
might just you're clear, I just take a wide berth. You wouldn't want
to Hey, hey, you want to tell her not to come in?
You want to be the one I don't know? Well, like the woman
scave On that I worked with. Save On is yeah, you know,
I don't know. First game on is right now. I think she may
be out of the serving time. I think she's serving. Yeah, probably.
I don't know this woman, lovely, lovely. I talked boxing with
her. She was beautiful, smart, she was kind, she was patient,
and she was everything. And she had a bad moment. We don't
know what was going on in that house for a long period. We don't
know for a long period of time. And so if she came back to
work, yeah, I guess I would. I'd have a lot of jokes,
though tired. Under the district's Additions volunteer registration site, you're right Nowhere
on the form we review does it ask for a person's occupation once notified of
an impending lawsuit. District officials have told Trees she can chaperonn field trips,
but may only supervise her own children. You can't touch nobody. Why did
that kid run into the street? Yeah, I watch my own kids.
Yep, my hands are sticky. I reached out the Orange County School District
offices for any comment on this story and was told they don't comment on pending
litigation. In Orlando, Greg Fox West two News, all right, I
mean again no comment. Eventually, the tough part is eventually somebody finds out
right because I can only imagine, like, I wish there's a piece of
me this sometimes I like, I like the Age of Matt. But I
wouldn't mind if I could go back and have my family, my parents,
my brother, my sister, and just fast put them in twenty twenty four
and we find out somebody has an only fans. I think my father's going
to he at dinner. I heard I heard his own Joe's got an only
fans, And my mother like that's not supposed to be talked about. And
we and i'd be likely fans. What I'd be I like, you do
understand what I'm saying, you'd be running. It would be It would be
crazy. I wonder if only Fan should offer a curiosity subscription just to find
out people in your neighborhood. You can't, you can't, you can't watch
anything. You just get to find out who's odd only fans. But I
think Florida Leeds, we've had two moms. Yeah right, this poor woman.
I mean, like, look, somebody finally do with their lifestyle either,
But that's her choice. You got to impact the kid and her ability
to volunteer at school because she, you know, gets paid for her Now
here's the bad part, okay, And this is where you bring up a
good point. The kid and I have made decisions in my life to not
follow through on things that would be of this nature more than once because I
didn't. I felt like it would negatively impact, yeah, my family,
or negatively impact other relationships that I valued, and I didn't do it for
those reasons. My only point here is she's suing for a million dollars.
She's in front of cameras weren't in were not in the state of Florida,
and we know about this, and we can agree that this is outrageous.
But sometimes you have to take the path of you got to think, not
the path at least reasons, You have to think several steps ahead. But
I just think, like, what is the impact on your kid canal that's
your face in front of a camera admitting that you're an OnlyFans person and your
kids go to school. And don't think that kids absorb everything. They hear
fucking everything they got like bat hearing, there's sonar, They hear it all.
So you don't think that it's somewhere. Hey, you want to take
a look at what Missy's moms do you know what I mean? So you
know now for her it could lead to more subscriptions, which is maybe the
perverse way of looking at this. The lawyer gets a chance in front of
a camera as well, he wins somebody a million dollars, he can put
that as a feather in his cap. I don't know. But at the
same time, I go, Okay, a million dollars, What what are
you going to actually see of that? Because you got to pay the lawyer.
It could be on an tingency basis of which they're gonna take a chunk.
Then they'll take like half or more, and so then after taxes,
what are you actually getting? Yeah, and for your kids after that.
So my question is like, is it worth it? It's my only thing.
Is it worth it? I don't know. That's a decision you have
to make. Having been in similar situations, I decided it wasn't. And
here's the thing on the floor. One, if you're the school for legal
action, that I could have won thousand, hundreds of thousands, and I
went, it's this no one. And on the flip side of that,
you get the school, who has lawyers on retainer, who handles situations all
the time. You just don't hear about it, right, and they're going
to bank on the fact that they're gonna think like you and go it's not
gonna be worth it. It's just not worth it to the kids. It
sucks though I don't have a legal right, and you could win the case
the thing, but at the end of the day, the collateral damage is
not worth it. I don't think it is. Sometimes I don't know that.
That's me. That's me. I'm just saying, like for me,
it isn't worth it, you know. And I just sometimes I don't know
if I'll never know if you made the right decision or the wrong dec I
don't know. I don't know, you know. But it's the oldest it's
the oldest profession in the world. Billy. Yeah, well it's what it
is. Yes, it is, but the uh it is well, but
it's a little healthier. It's a healthy way, I guess. Yeah.
I mean she could just be with her by herself, right, you know,
I'm taking suggestions and things like that, you know. I mean,
I gotta tell you, like if I found out, if I found out
anywhere from sixth grade on that one of my teachers or one of my friend's
moms was on an only fans. I would practically break my fucking ankle getting
to my phone to find it. I would be on it, I be
trying to be. I never stole ever in my life, never once,
just something that I don't know why tomorrow. I ate a grape once and
told on myself. If I had a grocery, I would have stolen a
credit card out of my mom's. Would you wouldn't I would have stolen a
credit card out of my mom's to look at to find somebody's. Yes,
yes, yes, I want to take in the punishment. I need to
see what is happening. I want to know. And that's the damage I
think you do, because now bring them to school like baseball cards. Hey,
you think your ass, it's gonna look like your mom someday, you
know what I mean? Like it's terrible, it's awful. It's awful,
and I I don't know that. I can't say she's wrong to do this.
No, I'm saying that my opinion would be, hey, let's pipe
down. If you're doing okay on only Fans they're making a big deal.
No, you got more time to do. Only fans can't volunteer. You
can go on field trips, you can't. It's fine. I'm putting out
my punishment here and taking out on the camera. Yes, yes, talk
about it on your only fans bitch about it. Let somebody write a letter.
Just I don't know, but you go. But to me, there's
even a chance that it. You know, they settle, so it's not
a million dollar right, they settle so now, but the lawyer's gonna take
how much your case really work? Yeah? I don't know. I don't
know. The only thing I can think is maybe get trolling fans out there.
That's it. That's all. That's all stands down at South Park.
Yeah, it's exactly all right, Well we'll close it that. It's another
subscription paramount. Oh you got another subscription? Yea, some taking care a
little more than you thought. Yeah, well I pay for some and my
wife pays for some. Yeah, all right. For I don't know,
I have like three Red Soil channels. Like, I'm like, how did
I not canceled? I thought I canceled this. We have to recite it
again? The problem? Yeah, this is the problem for Dan Brillo,
who's playing at Bunsi's tomorrow with Vanity Thursday Night, Fandy Project, seven o'clock
ex Ceterral. I'm Bill Moran. I'll see you tomorrow