But John Caliber John Caliperry's home home is for sale. It's listed at four
million dollars. Even if I was rich, I wouldn't spend four million dollars
on any home in Lexington and Louisville? Am I right? Because a million
dollar home in either one of those cities is something I would because imagine what
you can get for four million? I get it. The most expensive home
is in Louille. That's a great question. I bet it's no, no,
no, no, no no. I think the most expensive home in
Louisville is probably in the seven or eight million. I can't imagine there's houses.
Man, you kid me like the brown Foreman. I don't know.
Man, Well, okay, wait a minute, what banger dinghy for me?
Wait a minute? That ding here? Yeah? Put that thing up.
Man, you didn't specify. Louis of Kentucky's most expensive residential property is
seven point sixty five million dare look at me? How about that? Wow?
Whoa all right? Today night? Now have you seen some of the
videos for these places? Wow? Look at this thing? Is it's inspired
by a Belgian countryside of state? Whatever the hell that means? Is that
up by the river that's up by the river, right, I mean,
I was that by the river, that's up by wolf pitn Branch? Is
that where that is? That's about the size of my guess. Oh,
shut up, buci so stupid. I mean it looks great, But there
was one listed at like a couple of years ago, at four and a
half million or something. Okay, wait a minute, here's one that seld
on Limestone. Okay, the clad mansion they were asking it looks like fourteen.
Oh, oh, I know where that is. Yeah, I think
I know where that is. They built just a new one that's off twenty
two out by the Paddock shops. What do they call it? Now?
Somebody my my cousins met in West We're talking about that, and then Susan
saw it too. I've never seen anything like it before. I seen it.
I want to. I told Susan, you gotta take me to see
this damn house. I've never seen anything. You could come around a corner
up twenty two, right right by the Paddock Shops or whatever the hell that
is? Twenty five again is over there by the way, uh Springhurst,
right right up twenty two, you know, going towards away from town,
and man, this house. You're like, who owns that house? I
got to see this. I go a little It's unbelievable. I go to
one of the liquor stores over there. I go to Total Wine every once
in a while, and I've never seen it. They had to build a
road, they had to build a bridge, like a bridge to this thing,
and then it goes back and is it is? They said it looks
like a resort. Yes, does it? Yes, looks like a hotel.
But it's somebody's house, like the four year you know you walk in
U. We don't have a four year you know, I don't know people
that just have a front door? Is it four year or four yer for
your is it? Yeah? A fourier is when you get lucky, when
you get home. That's I can't wait to get to the bathroom. That's
a bedroom. That's a four l A. Oh damn it. You made
it better not to be confused with a parlay hm. But yeah, there's
difference the fourier in that house, Like, I've never been to it,
but the windows go it looks like five stories tall, And I'm like,
who, well, how much of course? You know you grew up in
lending. You're like, how the hell do you heat that place? It's
ridiculous, you know, hate to pay the air conditioning bill on that.
If it were me, I would say, okay, Susan, you pick
a half. You pick half the estate and is yours, And like on
mine, I'd be riding go carts through the you know, hallways and stuff
like that. Hers would be rolled up. I've been in a twelve thousand
square foot home before, and I've thought this is just dumb. Well,
I lived on Dixie Highway. Mine was nine hundred square feet. You know,
yeah, that's that's basically one bathroom for these places. But I've also
made fun of it to the owner and going when's the last time you were
in that room? Of course go September. Wow, It's like, why
do you live here? I would love to have all that space? Are
you kidding me? No, Man, get a bunch of dogs and play
hide and seek with them. The dog can have its own room with a
fireplace. The dog have his own wing. I do know a family that
has each one of the kids has their own room, own master bath,
and a fireplace in each room. And the fireplace is on a remote control,
so you just click the button and the fire goals. Did they adopt
a guy named Dick Grayson? No, Before I get into this, I
want to do the but again, John Caliperry's house is for sale for four
million dollars. It looks like it's worth four million dollars, but no offense.
A well, okay, this explains that George Rodman says, who was
supposed to be our guest that we have to reschedule? George Rodman says,
it's the guy that invented fireball. Sense, Oh my god, the guy
that invented fireball lives in Louisville. Let's chase a squirrel. Oh my god.
That I'm telling you. If you drive up twenty two, either way
you go, it's right before Springhurst or the old Paddock Shops whatever. CACD
is up there on the left. Right before that, there's this house that
everyone is talking about, going, who the hell lives there? I mean,
boy, wow, uh well Fireball is a billion dollar company. Well,
I did not know that was started at louis I will say that whoever
was, because this happened when those in the nineties, there was a game
called Caribbean stud that somebody in the South End invented and sold the rights to
casinos. Yeah, and on Arnold Town Road they built a home. You
know, it's just massive. I'm building a house into side of a mountain
me too, so that it's easy to defend, because it's all going to
go down. I've got too many FBI buddies that are like, you know,
I thought you guys were crazy, and now we're all kind of thinking
about it. We're all kind of thinking about jumping ship and getting out of
here. I would be like acres and acres of land, you know,
and like nothing around me but mountains and woods. I think I would also
if it was like the zombie Apocalypse Deel, I would be like the Bill
Murray character in whatever that oh gosh, the zombie movie, the fun one
where he acts like a zombie. He dresses up and he does the makeup
and he walks on. I would just try to blend in. Here's a
off Canaan officer Dennis Clark. He says, the grandmother of Fireball Company built
for her grandson. Oh my gosh, man for your grandson. Wow.
All right, before I get into the box office receipts, I got a
question I didn't know. Oh, way hang on. Yeah, oh,
here's an again, no offense. I love Louisville. I was born here.
I'm not buying an eight million dollar house in Louisville. Hell would I
do that for? I would dude to three million dollar houses, more than
you could ever need or want. Come on, Oh, I just like
the top number. And even then I'd be like, this is just ridiculous.
Yeah, I know, if you got ridiculous money, you gotta do
that so you have parties and laugh like this. Hey, before I get
into the box office streets, I gotta chase the squirrel. And don't get
me wrong, I would rather attend a zoom meeting then I went a regular
meeting. You know what I'm saying, Because you could. I always take
a picture of myself, yes, and I put it up over the camera
so it doesn't move. Yeah, do what the hell I want? I
shrinked the meeting down on work, but I was leaving and the wife she
was on a zoom meeting. Yeah, what'd you do? Well? I
know this time I didn't do anything, but I did take notice. And
they do the same thing here. They were having a zoom meeting every other
week here and on the screens. They put these fake backgrounds. Yes,
you can do that, like some of them as a loft, you know,
and it'll be like a female worker in a loft, and it'll be
like a guy worker in a loft. Wouldn't that be like a way to
start a rumor? We get, Karen. I think the one that I
preferred was the marble floors with the piano in the wouldn't you have I would
like like a unibomber background, you know, like an old shack with maybe
have a spider coming down The box office receipts to start from five to one,
one in five, number five. Still hanging in there, man,
I can't believe it is. Yes, it's the the movie about a giant
lizard and a giant ape. Yes. I almost see it this weekend when
it like last night we were bored, I was like, you know what,
we crashed out. But is it true to the end that God's Zilla
and Kong makes sweet sweet preciousness? Not true? And they create as be
too awkward? Then they create a lizard monkey. They're both boys. By
the way, I don't see genders. That's confusing. Well, they can't
have a child, is what I'm saying, oh, contrare bonore, don't
makee go down this road again. Stop? Okay. Number four. I
don't know the movie, but judging by the title, I bet it's scary
and I about want to see it. Tarot Oh I heard that? Is
it like terror cards? Is like terror cars? Yes? Yeah, it
looks scary as hell. That comes in at six point five million at number
four. Yeah, be careful when you do that terror card stuff. Somebody
somebody challenged me to go see one of these people that contact the dead with
mediums. Yeah. Somebody messing around with that were talking about Oh no,
no, it's very cathartic. You talk to your loved ones. I'm like,
well, he can't get awkward if you're there with your wife and the
person turns over the card and says you're in love with two people, right?
No, I swear, and she's looking at you. I swear to
God that's I'm not in No, I don't. I don't know why that
card would say that, And what the hell am I'm going to contact my
dad for for go stop touching yourself. You have three children? No,
no, I just have the two. She's a liar, honey, MP
DNA test. Is it cards do not lie? No, that's a German.
That's a German. That's that's my terror card. My terror card reader
is German. I have your joke today tomorrow. But yeah, it's a
Nazi knock knock joke. You can't do a Nazi knock knock k are you?
Okay? What's number three? Number three? I don't know what it
is? Challengers seven point six million dollars. You gotta look at stuff.
Hey, there's two guys going. Bet you won't run across the train track,
but you will. It's like an hour forty five of that bitch.
You want to eat that bubble? Oh? That is with uh? That
is the Tennis Player movie that will only be watched by people under twenty three
years old at like tennis. Yes, but there is a three way scene.
Oh wait, what is there really? Now he's a week Okay,
Now he's the week number two. The re release Star Wars The Phantom Menace,
No Way, No possible way. The number two movie this week at
the box office was a re release of one of the worst films of all
time. Oh, by the way, if you're a Star Wars fan,
you don't say uh, you don't say, Hey, you want to go
see the Phantom Menace with me? Saturday? You go Saturday, Do you
want to go see Menace? No, you know it's Phantom. Would be
Fantom. You're making a joke. You're making a joke, but that is
you're making a joke. But that's true. As they say, Phantom,
see Phantom again, the number one, number one movie at the box office.
I might actually want to go see this. Well, good old Colt
Severs Baby the fall Guy comes in a twenty eight point five million dollars.
I'm so glad that's number one I have. Is that just a fun have
a good time for an hour and forty five? In reality, Fantom would
kick Colt Severs ass. So that's the Uh, that's the top five.
Okay, you could stay speaking of movies, just stay on movies because uh
you can. Now. I didn't watch The X Men, but a lot
of people do that. Franchise tons of movies, every single one of them.
Okay, so evidently there's a gigantic mansion where they all live or something.
Yes, Okay, if you're an X Man fan, Tony, you
are, Yes, for a limited time, you can spend the night in
the mansion where all the mutant heroes learn their skills from Frank X. Wasn't
that the guy's name? Time outright? A priest friend of mine, joking,
This is somebody, this studies exorcisms. This is a priest me and
gets your talk about exercise. Don't go to any of these cards. Why
he says, you're opening the door. No, that's what I'm saying to
evil spirits, right, don't do it. Don't do it, priest friend
of mine, of course. And I got a bunch of priest friends,
man evident. If you believe like I believe, I read a book.
Here's the problem with my priest friends listening to my show. When I go
to confession at the end, they can go, you're forgetting something, and
I'm like what they were just sitting in the confessional, Hey, you know
how much this week? Father? Just really nothing? Right? It's like,
no, no, not much. Oh you listening to the show,
Hey, you got to get in listen. I'm not catholic. I got
It's the greatest confession, Dwight. I'm telling you it is, like,
Okay, it's the greatest feeling in the world. When you walk out of
the little booth. Here's my question. I'm not Catholic. I get a
Catholic question. Yeah. Yeah, So when you go into confession, do
you got to get into specifics? And if so, okay, you don't.
No, no, no no. So I started There was a couple
of years ago. I started in and this this priest is actually a bishop
now and he goes to time out timeout, and I was like, look
when the priest says time time out, Hey, hey, time out.
He says, can we put this under sex, drugs and rock and roll?
And I go, I go done, done. He goes twenty Hail
Mary's fifteen, Our Fathers. So you go out there, football really far
twenty times? No, what that's funny? Actually okay, So if you're
a friend of a fan of the X Man and you want to spend the
night in the X Men mansion, it's a Newcastle, New York. It's
available for overnight stays. And this isn't that X This cost effective? I
think ninety seven dollars per night. That's pretty for what to stay the night
at the X Men mansion. Like if I could stay that's nothing like if
I could stay the night at the Brody's House on Jaws or something like that.
Ninety seven bucks, Okay, I would do it. Okay, So
in I'm gonna chase the squirrel. We only have one minute, damn it.
So spending the night right, Yeah, Saint Augustine has the oldest jail
in America. So many people died in this place. It's unreal now.
So you take the tour, and the tour was at nine to thirty at
night and we it scared the crap out of everybody that was there. And
this is a creepy jail. This is the oldest jail. So you can
spend a certain amount of money and it's not not they lock you in the
jail, No, for a couple of hours starting at midnight en and you
can't get out. Ask your priest friend about butt ghost and where butt ghosts
tend to haunt his prisons. If you do choose to spend the nine seven
dollars and stay at the x Men Mansion. Booking opportunities close on May thirteenth.
Sleepovers include a student orientation, a look inside the beast, totally gnarly
lab. What is that sort of lab in the Yeah, there's a lab,
but there's a lot of stuff, A class in the danger room where
you can learn how to improve your fighting skills. What the hell was that
was you doing? What the hell's wrong with you setting up my new tablet
to go to Vegas and is making noises. I don't know how to disable
it. All right, we're gonna go to break who we have. I'm
gonna talk about vision first, and then you're gonna talk. I'm gonna say
something stupid like, boy, if you go to vision first, you'll see
yourself going to beer nose later. Sure, okay, vision first is an
opportunity. Look, we all if you have eye issues and it doesn't matter,
you can have perfect eyesight forever like me, and then all of a
sudden, bang can't see a damn thing. And then it used to be
just up close. I used to be able to say, well, okay,
I need readers. Now I can't see somebody's face, like the who
they are ten feet away, Like the other day at Kroger. You know,
people get pissed at me because I don't recognize them until they're right up
on me and they're like hey dude, and I'm like, I'm sorry,
man, I can't see anything. So vision first is locally owned fashion forward
too, so they do it all. When you get there, you meet
the doctors, you go through the exam, and then when you come out
the other door, you go to the where the lady's like, hey,
let's pick out a couple of pairs of glasses that you need. If you've
never worn glasses before and you think you need, go and get your glasses
and move on with your life. Right And here's a great deal right now.
If you buy a pair of their glasses, you get the fifty percent
off the second pair because you always need to. You like Dwight and I,
you break them, you lose them, whatever, you gotta have a
second pair. So vision first, my daughter, we took our daughter when
she was in second grade. Look, it doesn't matter how old you are,
because the teacher was like, she needs glasses. I'm like what.
She wasn't doing well because she couldn't see the board. So we went and
got her glasses. Vision first, So second grader, fifty five years old,
doesn't matter. Go to vision first, get an appointment, and let's
get it taken care of. And guess what, Dwight, if you go
to vision first, Yeah, you can see yourself going to bar knows darn
right, I can't. I have the winds what Twice this week Friday night
we went to Baronos and got it to go order. Yesterday we were lounging
around the house to see, you know what we need for dinner? Barons
That's what we did. Got a couple of the cauliflower cruts pizzas. That's
our thing recently. You gotta love Baronos pizza. Baby, it's the pizza
that constantly gives back to Louisville, Indiana surrounding areas. Plus, it's the
best pizza in the universe. But if you don't like pizza, you still
got a wide selection sandwiches, salads, is waynes You're gonna be amazed at
the extensive menu at your local Baronels Pizza dining, carry out and delivery.
Yeah, it's that good. Going to social media before we go to break,
Todd Nelson says, yes, it's the inventor of Fireball that owns the
Gigantic house, and Kathleen says the house belongs to Flavor Man. So there
you go. I gotta go buy and see it. Wow. Back after
this news radio A forty wha is is it? Joan doneger with us.
I wasn't here for the first Yes it is. Hey, Joan Donagher,
we got to there's no way we can lose. Now we have the Donagher
factor. Well you hope, I mean no, I'm gonna Joe Namath this
break. We've got this thanks to Joan Donnager. All right, don't be
the sixties though, No, ready, yeah, I'm ready this all right?
Uh these songs were the top hit today in nineteen seventy something. Okay,
okay, okay, we can handle that. Don't go breaking my heart,
Kiki d Elton, John, this is nineteen seventy six. I think
you are absolutely right. That is correct. Nineteen seventy six. All three
of us were on the same thing. I mean, come on, guys,
wouldn't get bite right, Hey, Dwight, don't Did you notice I
hit the post on that? Yes you did. If you're listening in radio,
when you talk all the way up to the lyrics, that's called heavy
hitting. The post reminds me of my old days of wacky All right,
let's hear it, let's hear more. But I'm fairly confident on seventy six.
Yeah, let's hear it, though, what in the world. It's
it had I hope it is. Here we go? Oh, no,
here we go? Hang on. That's another a four seconds that got it,
But it'll be Chicago Bill four seconds ago. If you leave me now,
I'll have a cow. Thank you. All the this jockeys used to
say that, No, yeah, you take away the bad. He sings
a song like me and Chicago. Me and Peter Satara, Me and Peter
Satari. We collaborated on this pretty good? Are you all? Seventy six?
I don't feel like seventy six on this cay seventy six that's a lot.
I'll bet you one more. Seventy six is seventy eight might have been
my two favorite years in the seventies. Yeah that Paul mccar wings Silly Love
songs. Wow, this kind of guy's got that like a half a note.
It's also Allentown wings over, Yeah it does. That's also Allentown.
It does. Yeah. It's like, uh, I'm either admiring you three
or feel sorry because y'all are usually naming these seventies seventies songs in one.
No, I feel sorry for us. There's no reason. You're right,
Joan Donager. You're absolutely right. Because you would ask me, hey,
what's your anniversary? Okay, who produced ACDCS? What line? All right,
Joan Donagher, final answer is nineteen seventy correct. All these songs were
top of the chart today in nineteen seventy six. Good job, all right,
I'm going to play this music underneath you just slightly as you talk about
the Bloomberg Money Minute and where we are today. We were rallying late on
Friday, how about early on Monday, and we are still rallying. Stops
powering ahead while investors just keep an ear on what Federal Reserve officials will say
this week. But right now the Dow is up one hundred thirty points,
the NASTAC one hundred for the S and P thirty. They'll just be watching
earnings reports this week, Disney reports tomorrow, and listening for those fed clues
about where interest rates will go. When with the news radio A forty w
h A s Bloomberg Money Report, I'm Joan Donagher. I need to know
does he raal again? Man? I miss Tom Petty UH news Radio eight
forty w h as Tony Venetti, Dwight Whitt and Rick steering the ship today
as Dave is off today possibly tomorrow. News Radio eight forty whs. We're
waiting on a JB. Metcalf to call us. He's gonna be telling us
how we can do something for our veterans, do some good for the neighborhood.
Yeah, let's bring him in right now. Hey, well it's up,
mister Mtcalf. How you doing? They're good? How you doing?
Dude? Great? Listen, this is something that you guys do every year.
I want to talk about the twenty two Rock Challenge veteran suicide, twenty
two of them a day. We got to get that down. H Can
you talk about the rock Challenge real quick and and maybe some information on your
organization first? Okay, So this is actually our ten high year of doing
this. We've been doing it every year at the wharf in Jeffersonville. This
year it's actually a new place we're starting at. We're starting at the the
ramp to the Big four Bridge, right near Parlor and Pearl Street Treats and
so explain what the twenty two Ruck Challenge is actually? Yeah, so what
we do we do this rock You can ruck it, you can walk it,
you can run it, or you can just hang out and meet some
great amounted people. And what we do we bring awareness to better and then
first responder suicide and we provide those people who have been impacted by that with
the resources, the camaraderie and the people to help them get through that is
what's the ruck? Is that the backpack? Yes? You're right, Yes,
thank you. I was asking Twy is ruck the backpack? And he
goes, no, it's not. Don't even ask you what I was.
I told you before the break, I said, I think the ruck is
the backpack, but then I got unclear and then JAB becaff because I always
say, you know, I got a buddy that's a ranger, retired ranger
and all that, and it's like, look, he's got a ninety pound
pack and so you he just you know, when they describe what the you
know to qualify to do this or whatever or get through basic and the fact
that you're like, you know, while I'm doing this, I have a
ninety pound pack on. It's like it's it's like it's it changes the dynamics
of what you're doing. Uh, But so you are you have a choice
to do it with the ruck or not? Yes, okay? And JB.
Metcalf, You're a pretty damn good shit. I take it that you
do it with the ruck, don't you be cause you're a big guy.
Man, I do I do it with the rug? So do you train
with the ruck too? I mean, is that just something you train with
all the time? That's just something I do on the whim. I don't
you know, yearly, I don't walk around with a you know, eighty
pound pack on my bike. You know, of course you know the next
two days my body, you know, telling me why you why are you
doing that? You do that? Yeah? How old are you? By
the way, at JB I am forty four? Okay? Do I used
to carry that weight around? It's just used to be fat instead of a
backpack. Yes, seventy pounds? Yeah, how about I will say this
I was telling Dwight earlier this today. It's funny we're doing this interview because
it was a commercial and it was servicemen from air Force to Army to Navy,
didn't matter, and they kept asking them how you know, situations are
where they were helping other servicemen, you know, get through tough times.
And then it was so powerful they stopped each one of them and said,
have you asked for help, and to a person it almost like hit them
like a truck and they were just like and their head would drop and they
would say no, no, you know it's we were always taught service first,
and you know we don't ask for help. But that's that's where we
are. Twenty years of foreign wars and men and women that have done this
for us. We need to help, and those guys and gals tend to
not ask for help, right, that's right. You know when we get
off act of duty and come back home, we don't have that sense of
camaraderie anymore, you know, that closeness with you know, the guys in
the girls we serve with, and so what you know, we provide that
camaraderie, you know to where you know that veteran film or her, you
know, they feel like they're back in the service. You know, with
that camaraderie, somebody they can talk to, you know, because you know,
it's always been said that veterans, when we have problems, we understand
each other's problems. Talking with JB. Metcalf United, we heal twenty two
challenges dot org veteran suicide, twenty two of them a day. This helps
support and raise money for it. And you don't have to run the course
or participate ruck or not with a rug. You can just donate on this
as well. Is the best website probably twenty two challenges dot org if you
just want to donate, yes, sir, all right, well listen talk
give the details one more time about the length, the time, the day
and how to sign up. Okay, everybody, this is our tenth annual
ten k rut ten K's little over six miles. It's May eighteen, twenty
twenty four. We you know, it's best to be there about eight twenty
eight thirty in the morning because we actually bring in quite a big crowd.
Colors is zero eight forty five. It's a great ceremony. You know,
really, you know, you really need to experience that color ceremony. You
know, it's very emotional, and we step off at zero nine beautiful.
I love it. Man. JB. Metcalf is his name. He comes
on with us every single year, and it's that tenth tenth here listen.
Best of luck to you, JB. And and let me know if we
need anything else. Okay, thank you guys. You' all have a good
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right, just do the show. Just to the store. Well, if
you're in the state where Boston resides, you're probably not one of the lucky
ones. Like Christine Wilson on February twenty third, she won a one million
dollars prize. She played the Lottery Instant Ticket game and now, uh wait,
hang on, time out, I got preaking news. Louisville police investigating
after man hit and killed by a vehicle. We saw it earlier. Oh
no, this is on sixty five near the Arthur Street. That's what Holly
Davidson is they are going if it's a death, they were killed. A
pedestrian was killed. So it is after a man hit and killed by vehicle.
I'm assuming it's a pedestrian. If there's a death involved, that means
the expressway will be shut down for a considerate amount of time. And it's
sixty five through downtown. I believe it's southbound. Well, Arthur Street ISDA.
That's Hay Davis. Yes, yes, yeah, I will confirm whether
that is northbound or southbound, but that is breaking news. Sixty five south
will be shut down in downtown by the Arthur Street exit for a very long
time, so plan accordingly. Will meet Christine Wilson. She won a one
million dollar prize when she played the Lottery Instant Ticket scratch off game. Then
less than ten weeks later, she won another one million dollar prime. I'm
not happy for her. A hater, I kind of. I do the
scratch offs all the time. A damn thing. Uh oh, you win
five dollars. That's when I paid for the thing, and I bought eighteen
other ones. Hey put your fave to other winner that got my money back.
Thank you. I'm gonna say you say squirrel. Sometimes I go to
the dog Or's VP and all I want is a pack of marble lights,
course light whatever, And yet I gotta wait behind the guy that bought seven
different First of all, you gotta do this. He just can't get the
lottery ticket he's got looking there and go give me a mango tango. Hey,
does anybody win on a Fort Knox today? Okay, give me a
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these damn lottery tickets. I'm you know, it's very confusing. It is
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code and if a cherry comes up, you're gonna double it. If you
get the cherries and a wheelbarrow. Oh my gosh, hold on to that
ticket. Uh. Christine Wilson won the lottery one million dollars in scratch off,
two of them within ten weeks. In case you're wondering, she did
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the cash option on both of them. They both paid off six hundred and
fifty thousand dollars. What she did with it she bought it an suv is
putting the rest in the savings. Oh good, okay, No, she's
smart then. Yeah, but here's the that's fantastic because it's enough money.
That's nice, but not enough money to retire. No, six hundred and
fifty It's like, that's a million rate, but I still got to go
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Ready to wait forty whas all right? I cant stones. Yeah,
I can't believe you haven't brought up your favorite night of the year, which
is tonight. It's the Megcala. Yes, look, a lot of people
should go. A lot of people said, don't do it, it's not
worth seventy five thousand dollars a tick. And I said, have you ever
been to the met gallop? It's the fashion's biggest night and three fifty dollars
a table. Can you imagine the table ornaments? I would think that you
it's botanical as the theme. What is I'm wearing a suit that's made out
of a tree. It's a tree suit? Well, what you would just
wear the leaves a certain spots. But even though you're a boy, you
would put them over your nip, of course. Well, but in my
defense, I've got man boobs. What is that? A tree nymph?
For a forest nymph, the one that have a tree maniac? No,
they have like goat feet, that's a they have goat feet, but they
have their body of a and they play the flute. Right, yes,
what is that? And then if you're if you're walking past the bridge,
you know, say before this bridge, you have to answer these riddles three
no, wait all right, so they have a little horror, but they
is a no is that? That was one of them? Pan? Because
pan flute? Right? What I had for breakfast this morning? Man?
Because lots of pasta has run out of the ugly dip for like two weeks,
so we hit it yesterday on our errands. I said, let's just
stop in and see if I have some more ugly dip. They had they
have in lots of pasta in the reach in. They have two aisles of
it, two rows, and they stack it too deep. There was one
left. Ugly dip is a breakfast dip where you can eat with chips,
or you could do what I do, which is I cook eggs up and
I put the ugly dip on top. It's breakfast sausage with sour cream and
some peppers and some spices. I warm it. I warmed that up in
the microwave, and then I cook my eggs and I pour that on top.
It is. It's the best breakfast you can have. And they have
been out for weeks. So now if you go in there and check out,
because since I grabbed the last one, I assumed they made another batch
today. Ugly dip. It's in the back, almost the last reach in
lots of pastas at thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road, in the heart of Saint
Matthew. Okay, so a half goat half man. It's got two words,
oh, two things. He's caught two different things. Yes, one
is a fawn faun. No, that's not what I'm thinking of. And
the other one is a sa t y rs What would that be? Sa
t y r s satires? Oh no, those are yeah, they help
the superhero, not the Greek the Greek gods. Yes, well, listen,
let's say that you catch a half goat half man and you want to
know how to prepare it. Good news, the hog Fathers, the end
all be all when it comes to cooking. They're up next with us,
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