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It's the fuck that to the day. Let's go, we make you look

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smart and funny. Everybody's it's the
fuck that to the day. All right,

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here's some fun facts for you today. Chicago has been the second or

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third most populated city in America going
back to eighteen ninety. Now, for

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those of you that think that it
has already changed, it has not.

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But it's on pace to change within
the next ten years. And I'm excited

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about it. I don't know why
I love this, but yeah, if

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the current trends continue, Houston will
slide into third behind New York City and

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LA. Every now and then I
run into somebody that says that we're bigger

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and we're not. Take that we're
not. But we'll be there. And

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we still don't have an NHL team. I know, I know we need

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that. I wish Tilman and for
Tita listen to this show. Tilman,

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make it happen. Pro Athletes can
write off any fines they get from their

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leagues as tax deductions. That is, for show the traffic ticket. Can

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you write that off too? U? No, they make us pay those,

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yeah, man, But because it
happened on the job, I guess

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it's a lot of times. I
think they donate the fines too, so

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that might be a charitable donation too. Okay, there you go. Uh.

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The us d A they regulate the
fruit breakdown in fruit cocktail. Now,

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three kids in my house growing up, and fruit cocktail was the thing.

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Do you think we were all fighting
for that one damn cherry in that

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can? One jerry? The breakdown
must be thirty to fifty sliced peaches,

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twenty diced pairs, six to sixty
percent dice pineapples, six to twenty whole

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grapes, and two cherry house Oh
that's neat coveted cherry, which usually came

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down to just one. Yeah,
I mean, I'm talking about fistfights in

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my house. It's the funk that
to the day we make you look smart

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in front of your bodies. It's
the funk that to the day