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Hey, hey, hey, welcome
to Everything is a Bitch. Dude.

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This is episode number ten. Do
you believe ten? To milestone and boy,

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I mean we could do three episodes
today on all the shit going on

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Everything is a Bitch and then some
Yeah. I think, uh, I

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think we named appropriately here, even
though it took about two seconds for us

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to come up with perfect. Well, you said a long time ago you

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wanted the is a bitch? I
have you have? So this is whatever

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we talk about sports, everything in
politics, fame is perfect. The more

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time goes by, the more everything
is a bitch. Sir, I am

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Mike. If you know here,
lifelong friend aj Benza who's packing up hading

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to Vegas in morning to do some
poker one hundred and thirteen degrees, No

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problem in Vegas. Well, you'll
be in a nice air condition studio.

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I know, I know, I
know. So four days you record,

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Yeah, Wednesday through Wednesday. There
four days Wednesday through Saturday, and then

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I'll leave Sunday and I'll come back
mid August for the remainder of the season.

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I think it's another eight shows in
August. So you crank out,

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you crank out two episodes a day, two a day, Yeah to a

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day. If we're really going good, we can do three, but two

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is fine. Who is fine without
stepping on your feet. We me and

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my co host Nick Shulman, who's
a really cool dude from New York much

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younger than us, twenty years younger
more. And he was hustling pool halls

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at thirteen on the Upper West Side. This kid is such a great professional

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poker player. And we have a
good, a good thing going together,

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back and forth. We speak the
same language. He's from Brooklyn, he's

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in New Yorker, but he's out
in Vegas now. Professional poker player.

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You know he's living. He hasn't
he hasn't tried to drag you into a

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No, nobody does that. The
first the only time they did it was

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when I went and met Gabe Kaplan
and my producer, Maury, And Maury

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is the guy that produces poker after
Dark, High Stake. He is the

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poker producer America. He's the guy
everybody knows. Maury and I met them

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for their meeting to do this show. And I told you in the past.

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The the thing came out in the
in the paper, not papers,

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in the Hollywood breakdowns, looking for
a host looking for a J. Bens

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A type, and I said to
my agent, if I can't get this,

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I'm gonna go back to Long Island
chop bait on the party boat.

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Meanwhile, I never played poker in
my life. I get to see Gabe

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Kaplan next to me and we're talking
about poker, and I'm just bullshitting my

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way through. Yeah, full house
flopped the whole thing inside straight. Then

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they take me to a casino and
I knew nothing, and they go,

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oh, you don't play. I
said, no, I bullshit in my

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way in here to get the job. I said, but I can learn

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it. And ever since then I've
been learning. And they just accepted that

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AJ is the everyday regular guy who
likes poker but doesn't understand everything, and

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Nick's the expert. So it ended
up working out that I can be the

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every every guy who sits home and
doesn't watch a few You you understand it.

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I do. I do. But
in the beginning, like oh man,

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in the beginning, I remember it
for lunch running to a sushi bar

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to have saki because I was so
nervous. I had to have a drink.

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It was like I was getting on
a flight or the Titanic. I

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couldn't do it. It's very difficult. Polker is very math, a lot

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of math, a lot of percentage, and that's not my strong suit.

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But I've muscled through it and now
I get ninety percent of it, so

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we're good. Well, now you
know how the head of the Secret Service

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felt the same. We'll talk about
that, talk about it after. I

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think though, there's one obvious story
of the day that we've got to We've

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got to cover first. You know
what this is, right, I believe

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it's about a pet, and I'm
very sympathetic about this. Yeah, and

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I have to tell you I've been
covering this story for quite a while.

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I'll tell you some of the history
of covering the story, but I go

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down here a softie. You're really
see, Mike is such a devoted father

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of pets that this is the story
that would I know this gets you going.

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I get it on the same link. Well, I've never I've never

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had this kind of a pet.
But it's pretty amazing what actually happened with

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this guy was able to do with
this pet. But anyway, we're starting

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with the story of the day,
at least as far as we're concerned here

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on everything as a bitch. And
that is the story of a man in

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upstate New York, actually right outside
of Buffalo, Oh, yes, who

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had his pet taken away by the
government in March. A unique pet.

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It's a seven hundred and fifty pound
alligator by the name of Albert Albert Fan

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Albert Albert, Albert the alligator.
Now this guy whose name is Tony Cavalaro,

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I mean, come on, covered
the Italian guy. Yeah, I

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mean, I know he was You
know what that gator was eating every night?

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We get to be seven hundred and
fifty pounds, I mean, yeah,

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that's a lot of mozidel. You
got to back, Okay. So

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Cavalero built a hundred and twenty thousand
dollars that's what it cost him to build

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this special pen in his home.
Hows Albert. So he lived in this

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one hundred and twenty thousand subterranean structure
the guy had the guy had built for

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him. So Cavalleros filed a lawsuit
against the New York State Department of Environmental

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Conservation because they came and took Albert
away from him a March, claiming that

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he did not have a valid license
and Cavalaro said, quote, I've had

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a license in good standing for over
thirty years. He's had thirty fricking years

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during which time the license was annually
renewed by the DC, the Department of

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Environmental Conservation, without incident every year
during that time period. Right, So

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he's followed regulations all through those years. He's cared for Albert. He's never

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received a single violation of warning.
In fact, when I first started to

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cover Cavalao and Albert, which I
was doing as kind of a gag on

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real life or time journalism, it's
serious. Here's the thing I couldn't believe

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is neighborhood kids would it was.
It wasn't every day, but he would

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announce when you know, Albert was
taking visitors, and neighborhood kids would like

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line up fifty deep. Oh God
to be able to come in. And

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the pictures in the movies, I
mean, these aren't just kids like outside

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of the structure throwing a freaking chicken
wing at Albert. They're sitting on his

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lap, they're on the couch watching
TV. I mean, Albert is this

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gator was just completely completely domesticated,
unbelievable. Was a star in the neighborhood.

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And this guy had done everything that
he was supposed to do for all

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of these years, for for all
of these relicnsing imagine, I'm gonna release

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every freaking year. So anyway,
back in November of I guess it was

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twenty twenty twenty. It is November
twenty twenty, the DC changed their requirements

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for possession of dangerous animals. In
order to get a Possession of Dangerous Animals

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permit, they changed some of the
requirements and so Cavallero had to reapply for

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his permit and prove that Albert's enclosure
met all these new guidelines. Jesus.

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Then, in January twenty one,
that DC seemed to ignore his previous messages

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and claimed that Albert's enclosure still needed
to be made compliant with their new regulations,

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and then they stonewalled him for three
years while he repeatedly reached out.

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It's really weird why they didn't do
anything that is okay, go ahead.

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It doesn't make sense. This is
ridiculous. So he went so far as

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to get a state senator, Sean
Ryan, involved in this thing. I

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mean, this guy was famous up
there. I mean, you don't have

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the seven hundred and fifty pounds at
Albert and you're not the you know,

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celebrated across the neighbor. Parents aren't
letting their ten year olds come over your

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house to play. Well, first
of all, if i'm I'm sorry,

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lugg albut but my kid's not getting
on your freaking lap. Okay, we're

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not doing that unless unless the kid
is. Unless the kids you know,

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in trouble, I mean the kid, the kid had been the kid was

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in trouble. I mean, you
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No, no, no, do
that. But you know, if the

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kid broke some family rules, I
mean, hey, you throw a baseball

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through the basement window, you're going
to go over instead of someone. But

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no, but think about thirty years, all of those who knows how many

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kids he had, so all of
this this guy's gone through. You know,

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if you're lucky, you get your
dog for ten or twelve years.

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If you're fortunate, thirty years.
This guy has had Alberts. So,

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I mean, imagine how you know
dedicated is I sent you a picture earlier

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today. I'm sure you saw unbelievable. That's the way this thing and you

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can see a little bit of his
laying I his head on the alligator's head

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like I do it, could see
and you do it your dogs. It

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doesn't make sense to me that this
allegat doesn't stop snap his head off.

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I don't understand. I mean,
look, I've seen so many I'm so

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turned on with Instagram and how many
people bomb with ravensne gofers, seals,

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goats, people have someone but an
alligator in your house and to feel confident

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he's not going to bite your head
off. Believe me, this guy doesn't

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have any girlfriends. He doesn't have
anybody. I mean, does he have

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kids? I doubt it. I
think he lives alone. No, I

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think he's I think he's a loner. But he's but he's integrated himself into

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this neighborhood because he's become famous.
Of course with all of this, so

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anyway, Jesus Christ, they so
so that same Department of Environmental Conservation,

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after having not responded to the guy
for three years, going him trying to

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get a hold of them and get
them to understand that he's enclosure. They

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spent one hundred and twenty thousand dollars
on lives up to all their all their

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rules. They just First of all, if I'm part of that DC and

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you know you're in there at roll
call in the morning, and I go,

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okay, uh, you know,
Benza, you're on the detail to

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go pick up the seven hundred and
fifty pounds alligator. Right, I'd rather

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rate a mob a mob boss is
home, then go in for the gator.

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But but they His explanation is basically
that it was that kind of a

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deal where a bunch of these agents
just surrounded his house, his house,

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and then you know, entered and
uh and I spared you the picture of

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I think of Albert all wrapped up
by those guys they took them out.

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I couldn't see that that was going
to be so sad. No, it

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is. It is really really sad. And they they took him to something

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called Gator Country Adventure Park in Beaumont, Texas, Buffalo, Buffalo. That's

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a long that's a long haul.
But I know he went. You got

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I would move there. He has
they have, They wouldn't let he's He's

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saying that he's he's about to get
a court date to be heard, and

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he's been told that once he has
that court date, they'll be allowed to

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go to Texas. Now, I
imagine Albert's pretty smart and pretty docile,

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but he also might be pretty pissed
off. He's been without you know,

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Pepperoni and Mozodel since March. Who
knows, who knows, who knows?

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How they've got him done up in
this uh place in Bomont. I mean,

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don't. I don't think they even
have a good Italian Delian bone.

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You're not getting anything anything near you, Chef boyar be a can Ravioli.

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Maybe I look at we're big.
We're big dog people. I'm a big

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animal person. I'm sure you are
too. The thought of. Like I

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said before we got on the air, I haven't seen Tutsi in six months.

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When I look at her picture,
I can't look at a picture I

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get two says I well up with
tears. I know she's being taken care

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of well, but an allegator seven
hundred poundsand change is a different kind of

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thing. It's more than a human. You're taking care of something that's just

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gigantic and really can take over your
life. I don't know what his bill

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is for feeding his beast, but
I feel bad for the guy. I

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think this is just a bookkeeping mistake. He didn't follow the right permit for

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this, and now they're just they're
just fucking with him. He's after thirty

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years. Man, it sounds fishier
than that. I mean, it looked

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from a distance, it sort of
looks to me like somebody made a decision

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that this was dangerous, that the
situation was dangerous, and they were going

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to do something about it. I
mean, that's my guess. Could you

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imagine you don't just lose, No, you can't. I'm thinking about you.

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When you went and got your puppies. Where you flew in a plane

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was an upstate New York, when
you got the when that was deuce,

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when he went to the bathroom when
we were stopping the tarmac, took a

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ship in his bag twice he shipped
the bag, and then you have to

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clean him up in his small plane, not a regular you know, seven

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thirty seven. And then he does
it again. You're apologizing to the whole

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flight people on the fly. Could
you imagine if you were taking care of

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a little alligator, a little albert
I don't know how much they shit,

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but a dog's diarrhea can't compare to
what an alligator lays down. Well,

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but you can't take an alligator in
a in a bag and put it under

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your seat and a plane. But
maybe you can a baby alligator. But

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the worst thing about what happened to
me with Douce is that those tiny,

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tiny, tiny bathrooms they have on
those kind of and you you, in

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order for water to come out of
the fuck, you have to be depressing

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it. It doesn't get you don't
have a you don't have a Spiggott.

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You turn. You have to have
your finger on the So I have to

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have the dog arrange so that the
ship's not getting all over me. I

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got one outfit to get to Chicago, right, So I gotta keep I

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gotta keep the dog and the ship
off of me. I got to keep

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the water flowing. I got to
get the soap, and I gotta clean

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out the bag too so that he
can go back in it. I do

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all of that. I know it's
a jet. It was a cher jet,

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all right, But I do all
of that. Yeah, you know,

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like whatever probably set forty people one
of those Oh my god, and

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uh, I get all that done. I go back to the seat,

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but we still can't take it.
Was still in a weather delay, stuck

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on the tarmacket and white planes.
About forty five minutes more, bye,

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and all of a sudden two,
oh my god, oh man, he

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did yeah, he took a second
ship. Well, listen, I trade

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places with you because my dog Chasuary
died on the airplane with me. You're

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to la horrifying. But you know, when you're dealing with a dog,

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a pet on an airplane, it's
a special kind of a special kind of

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parenting is involved. You really have
to know what you're doing. I sympathize

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with you. Now. There should
be a foot pedal on those sinks.

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How did people have sex and airplane
bathrooms? I've never tried that. I

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have a problem liking my own ass
in an airplane bathroom. How are people

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having sex? I think you put
the girl on the sink. Maybe nobody

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was having sex in the bathroom,
was in I can promise you that irregular

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plane just yes, I don't know. Look, there are all these things

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that are made to be like you
ever try and have sex? What we

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just crashing around you in a pile
of fucking sand. No, that's not

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there's nothing. Well yeah, yet
it's romanticized in these movies and made out

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to be like the most romantic,
sexiest scene ever. You're rolling around in

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the Pacific Ocean, fifty eight degree
shrivel up waves on the sandwich shells banging

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into you like the balls with a
bull shark probably spotting you from ten feet

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away, jellyfish ten ft behind you, get out of you, you know,

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I mean, I want to know. I want to know who the

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guy is, who who had that
kind of couple. I want to know

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the couple that had that sex and
thought it was great. Probably the same

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ones that would have had steps in
that same sized bathroom I was. Anyway,

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Albert, I want to I want
to get a video of when Cavallero

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cavigeros is gets down to Beaumont and
is reunited. That'd be awesome. They

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I hope they follow this story.
It shouldn't be a and done. They

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got to get to the bottom of
this. And I want to hear the

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ending. I want this guy reunited
with this with his allegan well and is

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it is it going to be a
hug or is Albert just going to buy

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his fucking head off and be like
yo march without any genera of salami,

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as you said, And now you
show up, you know, all right.

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The only story, the story that
pissed me off more than what was

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happening to Albert today is when I
heard Now you remember in ninety six,

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Remember Muhammad Ali, my Hamad Ali
shaking as he went to light the to

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light the torch to get the Olympic
left right in Atlanta ninety six, And

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what a moment that held my breath. I held my breath the whole time.

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It was incredible, I know,
And what an amazing honor it is

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to be the person asked to carry
the American flag into the opening ceremonies.

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I mean, if you look across
the years at the athletes that have been

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asked to do that, I mean, they're they're not only great athletes,

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they were they're great Americans. Sure. And that's why this really pissed me

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off, because I know, you
know who's doing it. Tell tell everybody

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who's doing it this year? Well, I mean, wait, what are

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we talking about? What's what are
we getting at? What's the second story

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about who's carrying the American flag into
the opening lebron So naturally we got the

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athletes from the NBA in Paris for
the Olympics, which I don't know who's

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gonna watch it. They almost lost
to South Sudan, which was horrifying,

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and South Sudan's underrated. Yeah,
I apparently they are. But Lebron James

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is going to carry his torch and
look, does he deserve to be in

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that position? Yeah, sure he
does for the career he's had. But

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then you have to mix in the
way this guy has spoken about America and

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how he's done things in the last
five ten years that don't put him in

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the same light as say, of
Michael Jordan. Not enough patriotism, a

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little too much bullshitting and aggravation and
blaming people for his his issues. I

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don't like the idea, but I
kind of get it because he's been around

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forever was it twenty one years now
in the NBA? How long? Running

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a freaking hoax that someone wrote something
on your garage door that was racist?

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Right, I can't, I can't. I can't take the freaking guy.

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But but remember you also have people
like and I don't remember who did it

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in the twenty twenty Olympics that was
actually twenty twenty one that they were held

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in. But also he had nobody
in the you know, that was the

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freaking covid Olympics with nobody in the
stands and everything else, so nobody would

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remember anyway. But you have Katie
Ladecki that the swimmer, you have someone

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Biles, the the gymnast. I
mean, you have some people who have

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who are pretty decorated Olympians that are
there. Why not, Why are we

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letting this guy carry the American flag
this I can't think of an athlete who

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has less respect for the American flag
than this guy, and we're having him

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carry the flag into the Olympics.
Why Michael Jordan, this is no.

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This is you have to be a
team member. You have to you have

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to be on the team to do
the carry. So this is as the

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team enters the the arena that opening
night, right. So here's the problem

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that people are not really realizing the
the the men's the Olympic team has some

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issues. Forget about the narrow win
over South Sudan. There's been talk about

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they're not gelling together because apparently they
want everything to go through Lebron and at

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his age, you got guys that
are in their twenties that want to run

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and gun, and apparently the edict
is it's got to go through Lebron and

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a lot of guys. Did you
see what's his name? The sixer?

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Joel Embiid said it flat out.
We got too many guys who are old

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Lebron's, old Duranse, old Curry's, other cusps. You know, these

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young guys want to run and gun. I mean, I can't believe Embiid

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said that. But is Lebron the
kind of guy that could be in the

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Olympic ceremony carrying a torch? Of
course, his career has been outstanding,

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but I don't like his personality,
especially in the last five to seven years.

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He's been a shit patriot and I
believe me, he'll probably tell the

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Olympic committee that Bronni should carry the
flag for a while too. It's very

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ridiculous. Well, it's funny if
you so they call this rule is called

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flag bearer. You are the flag
bearer, just like bear, just like

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if you're a Paul bearer in a
funeral, you're a flag bearer. Right.

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So he's interviewed and listening closely to
the interview, he says, I

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realize how prestigiou this moment is and
for someone to be asked to be the

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flag barrier. Yes, you bury
the flag barrier barrier. So I think

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I think that maybe Lebron thinks he's
going to get to dig a hole and

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bury the flag in it. And
maybe that's why he's so excited about it,

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because he brought a shovel, would
do what he want to do.

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So maybe they just when they explain
flag bearer to him, he thought,

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you know, flag barrier and and
he's going to get to just you know,

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dig down. You know what do
you think? Look, I know

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what you mean. I've lost my
patience for this guy. I loved his

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basketball play for so many years,
but I keep seeing things on social media

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that compare him to Michael. I
don't think there's any comparison. Michael's the

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best. However, there's this video
showing how Michael dealt with people in the

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stands who were egging him on or
knocking him versus Lebron and Michael would hear

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somebody say some shit and put and
then go out and score twenty points in

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four minutes and put his finger on
his lips to say. Lebron sees a

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guy in the stands who's talking shit, he grabbed the reference and throw him

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out he's not talking nice about me. That this is such a difference in

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players that I lost respect for Lebron
always crying about a foul. Jordan was

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hammered every play, never said ship. I mean he did, but not

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like Lebron. The guy cries every
week. So give him his give him

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his torch. And uh, I
mean, do you watch the whole Olympics.

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I'll watch the beginning in some particular
events, but I'm not gonna pull

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up a chair for the next whatever. How well does it start exactly?

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I think it starts this week this
week, I mean, it starts this

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weekend. But I was watching There's
a there's a he just watched the documentary

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called Receivers on Netflix, which was
I saw that I watched, so coming

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off of that, I see this
thing for track and field and so we

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started watching them. We're only like
three episodes in. But these these track

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and field athletes, the Americans are
just like the w NBA players that hate

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Caitlin Clark. I mean, except
the eyelashes are bigger, the nails are

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longer. It's the craziest ship.
Like the girl who's the fastest girl in

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the United States? Right now?
Is it takes about it takes about five

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seconds of exposure to her before you
want to kill her. I mean,

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well they get they get it from
Florence Griffith Jarna with the nails and the

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makeup that that that poster was on
their walls and when they were little girls,

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don't you know, I know,
it's it's ridiculous. In the W

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n b A, the makeup and
I mean, what's the name by you?

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Barbie is wearing gigantic hair extensions.
Her hair is not naturally to her

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lower back. The things these women
do in the W do you have to

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see? So so there was track
and field. Jamaica has become the big

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rival to the United States, right, you know, you had Usain Bolt

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and then you have and the there's
a rivalry between for the one hundred meters

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dash in the Olympics, between a
Jamaican girl and this. I think it's

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Lacari or Richards Richardson. Okay,
Jacari Richardson, That's exactly how it is.

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Okay, It's impossible to watch this
show and not root for Jamaica.

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It's impossible to not root for Jamaica. And I say that at the same

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time, there are there are these
fabulous like uh, what's her name,

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Alison Felix and uh, Michael Jo. We've had all these great Olympians that

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uh, that bring you know,
so much class to the sport. And

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then and no one a coach can't
put his arm around this girl and say,

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hey, you know wheel it in? What doing those days? You

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can't. This is all branding.
It's different world. I'm looking at a

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pictures of Chicari right now. Remember
she she uh didn't she fly with weed?

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She got in trouble for weed.
I think her grandmother died of some

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shit and she was getting high and
they busted around it. Another excuse.

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I mean, these girls and these
youngsters. That was your friend Brittany,

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who, by the way, wants
the baby to call her pops. You

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saw that, right, dude.
Come on, I've been look, I've

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been saying it for years and by
the way, I want to say this,

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I had at least six people who
love this show jump on me and

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go, hey, I don't like
the fact that Mike didn't agree with you.

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That Alex Jones called nine to eleven. I said, I'll address it.

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When I talked to me. He
goes, he goes. He said

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it before it happened. I said, well, he said that Osama bin

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Laden, who was known as a
great terrorist, it might strike you know.

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Blah blah blah. He mentioned buildings, he mentioned airplanes, so he

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did. He did say that in
July before September, although Alex has said

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things that are also said a monumental
out of other ship. That's fun.

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A couple of things stuff to the
wall. Either way, getting back to

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this track star, you know they're
young kids. I mean we're sixty two

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now, we're in a different area
in our lives. We don't remember what

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it was like to be a youngster
and get the ticket to the Olympics.

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You're not gonna quit smoking your weed. You're not gonna You're gonna you're gonna

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put more makeup on, bigger eyelashes, more tattoos, because it's all about

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branding now. And that's not but
that's not the way that look at a

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lot of the other US team members, it don't look like that. No,

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they don't carry themselves that way.
It's not I know, it's someone

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they need leadership, just like they
needed I mean, she needed parenting in

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leadership because it's out of control with
the look at the look at the NBA.

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Might they see the NBA All the
men have one hundred tattoos. It's

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the only sport. You can't see
him in football, you can't see him

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in baseball, but basketball, you
see these guys having one hundred tattoos.

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All these chicks are gonna want to
take them when they get to the spot.

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They just it's just a different era. I can't imagine what they're gonna

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look like thirty years for now when
they have a tattoo on their s and

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it was a you know, a
tramp stamp, and in thirty years they're

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not going to be able to spell
the word on their lower back. But

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this is the look, and I've
gotten I've gotten very used to the tattoos

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to where they don't they don't bother
me at this point. It's it's way

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beyond tattoos with her. Watch the
series and see how she carries herself.

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It's just it's it's very difficult.
And maybe this is just you're right,

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I'm sixty two, but very very
difficult question for her. I understand,

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I get it, But I used
to root for Florence griff of the Joiner.

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I found her pretty in an exaggerated
way. But if you were to

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get a tattoo I have, I
have six or eight. If you go

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into your head, had to get
a tattoo, what do you think you

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get and where would it be?
I'd get Yeah, picture Jake on my

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heart. That's yeah, I appreciate. I do the same thing with my

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dog. That's great, that's awesome. And if you know, if if

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Albert were to spend some quality time
with me, I might I might get

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a little something for for Albert.
Actually, you know, I believe it

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or not. Have another another animal
story, go ahead. It's not the

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parent story. We've started off three. No, I'm not telling the parents.

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No, no, I'm like ripped
from the headlines. Animal story got

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so so I'm not sure what the
royals are feeding the horses over in the

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UK, but really, uh,
but it may be the same stuff that

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the bidens were feeding Commander for the
last couple of years. Because this tourists,

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this is this picture is hysterical.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.

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Yeah, oh yeah, so I
guess she's I don't know where she's

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so, she's a tourist. She's
visiting palace or nearby. It's not Buckingham

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Palace. It's well, maybe it
isn't it just the picture isn't isn't wide

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enough for me to tell. But
anyway, she's outside of some kind of

406
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:12.839
loyal The guard on the horses,
in all of this crazy garb, it

407
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:18.039
looks like a medieval knife. Right. He's the he's on the horse.

408
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:25.680
And there's a sign in the picture
right literally right above the woman. It

409
00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:33.160
says, in capital letters underline beware
horses may kick or bite. And the

410
00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:40.960
picture is the freaking horses biting the
living shit out of her arms. The

411
00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:45.759
horse hasbow and her bicep has got
the complete he just he just bends down

412
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:49.240
and just bites the living crap out
of it. Hey, man, I'm

413
00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:52.720
afraid of horses. I think they're
gorgeous, but I'm afraid of them.

414
00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:56.920
I totally understand that you cannot trust
the horse. They're so big and shrum

415
00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:00.400
they're almost two times man. Back
up, down. They're not something you

416
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:07.160
can cuddle with unless you're really good
with horses. And I'm not part is

417
00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:09.119
you know this this woman, I
mean, she screams out in pain,

418
00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:14.000
you know, falls to the ground. She's writhing in pain as the police

419
00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:19.559
come and you know right there above
he's a sign above her. So she's

420
00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:22.319
sitting there thinking, ah, I
got the royals on their freaking horse attacked

421
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:27.799
me. I'm you know, I'm
gonna be swimming in it, and the

422
00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:37.440
cops like above your head there,
yeah, yeah. Any any hopes of

423
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:43.240
riches from a royal lawsuit or gone. It's not a bad idea to look

424
00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:45.200
for those riches. It's not a
bad idea. I mean, I know

425
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:49.000
people go to great lens to get
a lawsuit. There are many people who

426
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:53.119
look for big old cracks in New
York City sidewalks or where the roots of

427
00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:58.359
a tree grow and bust open this
there are people who fall. I got

428
00:32:58.359 --> 00:33:02.839
a friend who looks for the slippers
when let little columns in a supermarket,

429
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:07.799
and he promptly falls it. Tries
to act like he was injured with a

430
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:13.240
slip disc and he's been successful once
he got thirty grand from one of those

431
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:17.319
supermarkets on the island. Dude,
I'm like a year ago, I'm driving

432
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:22.799
here in New Orleans on some back
roads because I didn't want to go on

433
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:30.440
the on the main road, and
I'm at a stop sign and I'm crossing

434
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:37.839
the street and I'm crossing really slowly. I see a guy in a bike,

435
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:44.119
but he's on my side of the
of the street. So I'm getting

436
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:49.880
past him wayne advance of you know
when he would come through, But I

437
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:53.240
go so slow. He comes and
switches all the way to the other side

438
00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:59.920
of the road and then does a
perfect crash his bike into my tired die

439
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:05.960
over the hood of my car over
and fall on the ground and start screaming

440
00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:14.239
in freaking pain. Holy shit.
Really yeah. So I get a car

441
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:17.440
and I look at him. I'm
like, are you okay? He goes

442
00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:22.639
no, No, you know my
elbow. My I'm like, dude,

443
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:30.119
come on my elbow. So I
gotta I gotta go through the whole I

444
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:31.800
got to go through the whole freaking
thing, right. Police have to come

445
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:38.079
report all the stuff. My insurance
company. I mean, I told them,

446
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:45.440
you know, photos, everything,
describe the entire thing to him to

447
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:50.719
the letter. I know you did. Said. Look, this is complete

448
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:55.280
and total bullshit. Do not pay
this guy. They paid the guy fifteen

449
00:34:55.400 --> 00:35:01.000
thousand dollars, holy shit, for
a little on his bike. That's nice

450
00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:06.840
him fifteenth I don't know what because
they don't have to. They don't have

451
00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:13.800
to share with me why they settled. You're a very you know, you're

452
00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:15.599
a man, a good man.
You've got insurance, you did everything right.

453
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:22.559
Why would they give it to him? Because they're because they're saying,

454
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:25.880
it's your fault. You crossed the
road, didn't give him time to get

455
00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:30.159
out of the way, and he
suffered, you know, uh, whatever,

456
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:34.119
he's going to live for. I
think I had like a scratch on

457
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:39.719
his elbow. Yeah, of course. So like three weeks maybe after this

458
00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:44.280
happens. Oh you told me this. I love this story. Yeah,

459
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:49.280
three weeks after this happens. I'm
in the park over here, Attomon Park,

460
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:53.639
and this guy supposedly mangled required fifteen
thousand dollars to his bills and everything

461
00:35:53.639 --> 00:36:00.920
else. And I see this m
effort jogging around automun Park. That's not

462
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:07.519
enough. He's wearing one of those
weighted vests. I'll like Oonda was a

463
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:13.559
partner in some of him or something. So so he was so injured that

464
00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:17.199
he's you know, he's running around
the Uh, he's doing ten miles in

465
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:22.119
the Freedom park. What they weighted
vest on. So you take a picture

466
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:23.719
and send it to the insurance.
I did. I did take a picture

467
00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:27.719
and I didn't to him, and
it didn't. It didn't nothing. It's

468
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.079
like our government. Nothing happens,
Nobody gets put in jail, nobody gets

469
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:35.719
fired. It's all, hey,
you don't worry about it. It's ridiculous

470
00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:38.559
crazy. Did you see when I
was younger? People, you have to

471
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:43.079
atone for the bullshit you did.
I don't know what's going on. I

472
00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:45.280
don't want to jump the gun on
the next story, but I just don't

473
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:52.000
understand why everybody that does things wrong
in front of us gets off. They

474
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:53.920
just get off. They have the
meeting, the committee talks to them,

475
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:58.920
Congress and they're gone, no problem, it's all good. What lessons are

476
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:02.559
we teaching people? Actions have consequences. I'm sure we'll get to that later.

477
00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:07.480
But I can't take how people need
insurance. I don't know how they

478
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:15.480
decide what's worth their time to fully
investigate and fight versus. But the second

479
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:21.039
they tried to jam me with a
big rate increase, I just boogied for

480
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:27.280
I think I was I can't keep
an insurance company. I did change.

481
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:30.559
I think it was progressive, and
I moved to Geico after that happened.

482
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.480
I'm much happier with Geico. Everybody
says Geico. I tried to do Geico

483
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.360
when I had myne when I got
my car. They it's a weird thing.

484
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:39.880
Well, first of all, it's
a whole story. You have to

485
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:47.239
be California needs fifteen days. Getting
insurance in California for a car is weird.

486
00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:52.559
I finally did with Triple A,
but I couldn't get through the Progressive

487
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.760
or Geico. And it's all done
on the internet now, and either way,

488
00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:59.960
I'm all hooked up. I got
insured, but I wish i'd never

489
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:02.079
have to do it again. I
hate trying to get insurance for a car

490
00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:07.119
or anything else you own. It's
such a pen as. All of these

491
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:13.280
things now, they're all because everybody
thinks they have sophisticated AI and these phone

492
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:20.800
systems and the online. Nobody's there. Aren't real people know anything. That's

493
00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:23.599
why we had to have our AI
beauty pageant last week. Okay, so

494
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:29.719
did you see uh? Did you
see Rosie O'Donnell freaking out? I always

495
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:32.199
watch her. It's smart, guilty
pleasure with a little irish mouth. I

496
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:37.199
can't take it. Oh, we're
not going to have a country with the

497
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:42.679
patriots. It's done. I'm gonna
Thanksgiving, democracies over? What is over?

498
00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.239
Now? What happened? What is? What planet are these freaking people

499
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:50.480
on? And then she grew up
fifteen minutes from us on Long Island.

500
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:53.440
She's a callback girl. We played
Comack South in soccer. What happened to

501
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:59.320
her? I mean just I've known
her for years. She's an absolute bitch

502
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:05.119
from the word go. But I
just look, I really want I always

503
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:08.880
want to see someone's story, the
alternative story, the alternative theory. I

504
00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:14.559
like hashing things out, debating.
You can't debate with these people. They

505
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:19.119
just think that Trump is the guiltiest, baddest, meanest, worst man ever

506
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:22.239
lived, and they just think Biden
and the Democrats are wonderful. Where do

507
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:30.400
you even begin to have a conversation
with these people? Look, I don't

508
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:35.840
for the most part, But if
I do, I try and separate them

509
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:42.639
and not make it about because I'm
not a defener of Trump, but I

510
00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:47.119
certainly look. Look. I think
I think if you look at the look

511
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:58.119
at what's around these people, you'll
learn more than trying to deduce things from

512
00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:02.760
What kind of family do they have? What can you learn from those around?

513
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:07.920
How do they bring up their kids? Uh? What who do they

514
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:13.159
associate with, who are there,
who are their friends, all of those

515
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:19.760
kinds of of things. And it
doesn't take a lot of deep analysis to

516
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:24.159
look at the Biden family and figure
out something's very wrong there. Oh,

517
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:30.760
of course there is something very there. And so say what you want about

518
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:37.159
Trump, and there's a lot you
can, of course, but you can't.

519
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:42.239
I mean, how we're going to
get I think we have a three

520
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:44.480
hour show, but we're going to
get to a little bit of what's going

521
00:40:44.519 --> 00:40:50.920
on right now? Well, I
think end up back to this, So

522
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:58.960
let's uh, let's go okay,
because I did, I did sort of

523
00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:04.760
have this flashback this week that I
wanted to. I know you're a Yankee

524
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:13.880
fan, but I had I'm a
Met fan and and but you're Giants too,

525
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:17.760
and I'm johns Gimes next next Giants, Yankees on different New York.

526
00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.920
The only difference is only difference is
baseball. But because I'm I'm Nick,

527
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.400
Well, the Islanders are Rangers,
or you don't care more more Rangers than

528
00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:30.519
Islanders. But I don't work against
the New York teams ever. You know,

529
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:32.559
I root for the Jets and the
Mets, but no one's better than

530
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:37.199
my Yankees, although this year they're
looking fucking, you know, off kilter

531
00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:44.400
again, but we'll see. Well
anyway, Lawrence Taylor the linebacker for the

532
00:41:44.440 --> 00:41:46.960
for the Giants for many years.
A lot of people think he's the best

533
00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:51.880
defensive player that ever that ever played
in the NFL, or at least the

534
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:55.880
best linebacker that ever played. But
nothing but trouble has followed l t in

535
00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:02.000
his years after after he retired.
And he was back in getting arrested down

536
00:42:02.039 --> 00:42:09.559
in Florida this week. And I
don't know why, but I I flashed

537
00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:17.480
back on reading that story to what
was the greatest year of my life?

538
00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:24.440
Nineteen eighty six? I mean,
and oh man, that was just app

539
00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:28.920
from heaven. I still love the
pictures of all of us around the TV

540
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:34.039
and Dack and Roseleie South going berserk. I mean, you know, I'm

541
00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:37.519
a Yankee fanatic, but when I
tell you that I had tickets to Game

542
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:39.920
seven for the Rangers and let Chico
go instead of me, You're gonna die.

543
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:45.920
But I did. But the Giants
we had so many great things going

544
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:50.679
on, always against the Patriots,
always beating them. It was a beautiful

545
00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:59.239
time. Well, the Giants year
was was its own kind of magical and

546
00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:01.159
I got to go. I got
to go to the Super Bowl at the

547
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:06.880
Rose Bowl. I actually had a
client give me tickets and I'd never been

548
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:10.639
to California before and flew out.
You want to know, you'll die.

549
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:14.559
I've never told you this. I'm
walking through. I'm walking through the parking

550
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:17.559
lot at the Rose Bowl, the
Super Bowl in January of nineteen eighty seven

551
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:22.639
New York Giants against Denver Broncos.
And who do I see to my right

552
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:28.400
walking through the same parking lot?
Crazy Don And you know, oh my

553
00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:31.559
god, the teacher we've put fish
down his pants and marine biology he went.

554
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:37.199
He was are the odds of me
in the same because I mean,

555
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.960
you got that's that's a huge stadium, that thing, I don't know what

556
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:46.199
it's seventy thousand. But listen,
how weird is this that even though it

557
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:50.880
seems like a long time ago,
that was only six years after we graduated

558
00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:54.880
high school. That's nothing. God, well, if any longer, I

559
00:43:54.920 --> 00:44:00.480
probably wouldn't have recognized him any pain, I wouldn't recognize me. But but

560
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:05.679
the thing that was so amazing from
that year was I had so I got

561
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:08.320
to go to the to the Super
Bowl, and see my giants win.

562
00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:14.760
And that was the first Super Bowl
that they've They've won four in my lifetime,

563
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:22.920
but that was the first. Was
Phil Simms ninety when Simms got got

564
00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:30.199
injured. But I also got to
go to every home playoff game for the

565
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:35.400
Mets in eighty six. And I
know you have a lot of women that

566
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:40.360
listened to the show, but yes, yes, but if you any kind

567
00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:46.280
of a sports fan, as a
woman or a guy, there's nothing more

568
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:53.719
amazing in sports than what happens in
the tenth inning of Game six of the

569
00:44:53.800 --> 00:45:02.719
nineteen eighty six World Series. The
Mets have Calvin Schiraldi is pitching for the

570
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:08.199
for the Red Sox. He was
a Met. We traded him and hated

571
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:13.840
him, and the fans we knew
he was off that night. We knew

572
00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:19.239
what we saw it because we knew
him well. He wasn't all screaming cow

573
00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:24.360
then, because the fans in Boston
were doing the same thing to Darryl Strawberry

574
00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:31.840
throughout right. So two outs,
bottom of the tenth, nobody's on base.

575
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:37.559
I look up and google this if
you don't believe me, The scoreboard

576
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:45.480
says congratulations, Boston Red Sox nineteen
eighty six. They did that. They

577
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:50.679
did that on the freaking scoreboard as
her scary Carter was up at bat.

578
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:59.840
It only stayed up for maybe thirty
seconds or horrible, horrible Carter single left

579
00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:07.199
right, yeah, the left,
and then then no, the the back

580
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:12.039
in the back. In the days
of when pitchers hit and managers actually had

581
00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:15.719
to have strategy, the Mets had
done this. It turned out to be

582
00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:21.639
stupid double switch and to Darryl Strawberry
out of the game, and so Kevin

583
00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:27.920
Mitchell was basically a pinch hitter for
Strawberry. Spot he gets, he gets

584
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:31.079
a single the center. Now we
got first and second, then we got

585
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:39.559
ray Knight comes up and uh and
gets the gets the single that scores Carter

586
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:52.519
and moves Mitchell the third and Calvin
everywhere right. They they've had enough of

587
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:57.039
Calvin. They come and they yank
him. They bring them Bob Stanley into

588
00:46:57.039 --> 00:47:02.519
the game and Mookies Moki Wilson,
that's forever. It is such a great

589
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:07.880
player night centerfield or coach first base
for years for them, always a smile

590
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:12.679
on his face. Great great guy. And Mooki has one of these unbelievable

591
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:17.519
at bats. He faces ten pitches
in the at bats, it's I think

592
00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:22.760
it's two to two, and Stanley
throws a ball in the dirt, crosses

593
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:28.679
up the catcher and Mitchell's able to
score from third, and Night goes to

594
00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:31.639
second. The game is tied.
I thought the stadium was going to fall

595
00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:35.679
apart. I mean things where you
could feel it going up and down like

596
00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:39.320
a foot, and you're like holding
on hoping the whole place doesn't just fall

597
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:47.000
apart. And then this is an
iconic playing in baseball history. It's it's

598
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:52.480
very sad on one head. But
on the third or fourth three and two

599
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:57.360
pitch to Mookie Wilson, he hits
a ground ball down the first base line,

600
00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:01.639
and I believe he's a Hall of
Famer. Yeah, Duckers guy named

601
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:07.679
of Bill Buckner, who is a
great player for his entire career in Chicago

602
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:14.480
Cubs and the Dodgers as well as
the Red Sox comes charging the balls.

603
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:20.840
Somehow slow rounder, somehow year old
kid to get it and he goes under

604
00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:25.360
his glove into low into the shallow
outfield, and the Met's score and it's

605
00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:30.000
banana. It's it's unbelievable. He
got the series that they beat Houston in

606
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:35.559
the Conference Finals to get yes with
that that long game that was insane,

607
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:37.960
eighteen inning games, eighteen in a
game. I left work, came home,

608
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.159
turned the TV on. They were
still playing. I couldn't live that

609
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:44.760
was Lenny dis for Wally Back and
those of animals. It was a great

610
00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:46.280
time. You know, it really
turned me on. That's why I make

611
00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:51.239
sure Roco he's a basketball for that. But Levon is an important game on.

612
00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:53.760
I haven't watched it because I didn't
like baseball. I wasn't a baseball

613
00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:57.480
guy. I never played Little league. But I started to like the Yankees.

614
00:48:57.519 --> 00:49:02.480
And when Chris Chandlers hit that home
runneen seventy six against the NY City

615
00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:07.320
and and and it goes and it's
a home run, the Yankees win the

616
00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:10.119
Pennant. And you know, back
in the day, everybody rushed the field

617
00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:15.280
barely around the bases. He like
around the bases. And I just fell

618
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:19.719
in love with baseball in those moments. And then the Yankees had a consistently

619
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:22.920
good team for many years after that, with many many I mean I'm spoiled

620
00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:27.960
with all the World Series memories we
had with the core for Jeter Pisada,

621
00:49:28.480 --> 00:49:30.920
you know, it just was patted. It was we had a ball.

622
00:49:31.079 --> 00:49:35.519
So if they never went again,
I can say I had my phill.

623
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:39.239
But there's something about those big plays
you just never forget. And now I'm

624
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:45.280
thinking of Lebron James carrying the torch, and I'm even getting more mad because

625
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:49.679
he well except if you look at
my heroes from those teams, right,

626
00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:52.639
they have to be drug addicts.
And I was working. I was working

627
00:49:52.679 --> 00:49:55.559
at New York Newsday a long Island. I was writing, and I had

628
00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:59.840
a source while my friend was a
coke dealer, but I had sources in

629
00:49:59.880 --> 00:50:06.280
the And I'm watching dw I'm watching
Dwight goodin Pitch the Mets superstar Youngster Cy

630
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:08.599
young Winner, and he's sweating his
balls off, and it's late in the

631
00:50:08.679 --> 00:50:13.639
season. And I said out loud, it doesn't look right when as he

632
00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:16.000
sweating so much. No one answered
me. I'm around all these full time

633
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:20.119
writers. I was a part timer. My friend, a source of mind,

634
00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:23.519
tells me Goodn's hooked on coke.
And back in the eighties a lot

635
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:27.599
of people did a coke. It
wasn't as alarming, but you know,

636
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.599
really, wow, Well he's an
athlete. Well he never made the parade

637
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:35.639
after they won the series. He
was just got a hooker and got some

638
00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:38.480
blow and stayed in his room and
didn't do anything after they won the World

639
00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:44.320
Series. And I was the guy
who said check them for coke. They

640
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:46.400
thought I was crazy. What do
you know? Part timer? And there

641
00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:51.960
we go. What a team he
could have been, would have been one

642
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:55.280
of the best pitchers in Major league
history. He was that talented his early

643
00:50:55.440 --> 00:51:00.320
years. His wreck. I mean, he was like I'm trying to think

644
00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:02.239
of I think he was twenty four
and four. I was in with like

645
00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:07.400
a one point five eighty or something. Just crazy. Same but all those

646
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:13.079
guys that that Mets team was so
stacked between him and Strawberry and Keith her

647
00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:17.880
hand Car, Lenny Dykstra, and
you know, think about you got three

648
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:22.000
guys on that team that ended up
going to prison at one point or maybe

649
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:24.400
he was four. Yeah, I
think Mitchell Mitchell got in trouble too.

650
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:30.199
I think he ended up doing some
kind of time eventually, Mitchell, because

651
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:34.920
Mitchell ended up going to the Giants
and having a great career San Francisco Giants

652
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:37.159
he did. And you know what, the Yankees scooped up Good and Strawberry

653
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:39.960
and Ones we're all serious with them, and Dwight Good and Picks and all

654
00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:43.639
hit it for us. I know, so I know love that. I

655
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:47.679
love those guys. You're speaking about
Lawrence Taylor and I hung out with LT

656
00:51:49.119 --> 00:51:52.360
several times. When I first thought
of my gospel career, I was dating

657
00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:55.679
downtown Julie Brown, and I've said
this on my show. You know,

658
00:51:55.760 --> 00:52:00.320
she was a very she was always
on TV, on MTV. Everybody knewho

659
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:04.800
she was whore, outrageous clothes,
sexy with the British accent. And you

660
00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:08.880
know, I got in in her
inner circle and I'm dating her and suddenly

661
00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:13.000
I'm in her house one night,
her apartment, and she plays her messages

662
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:16.280
and goes to the bathroom. Mike
Anthony Mason for the Knicks left her a

663
00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:23.119
message all these athletes, these big
black athletes, And finally LT leaves the

664
00:52:23.159 --> 00:52:28.800
message, but only in LT style, like talking so nasty to her,

665
00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:31.199
small bitch, What the fuck we
do we're going out, bitch Like I

666
00:52:31.239 --> 00:52:35.920
couldn't believe what I was hearing.
And that's what Julie Brown was up to.

667
00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:37.960
I don't forget. She was also
doing the NFL stuff on Sunday.

668
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.800
She was on that crew, so
she was at the games. They all

669
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:45.800
knew her. It was not it
was not exactly the way it is now

670
00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:49.719
with me too, those guys.
I mean, she told me. Even

671
00:52:49.800 --> 00:52:52.920
Jillian Barbery, who worked the NFL
on Sundays, told me that everybody loves

672
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:59.639
Terry Bradshaw. She would send her
Dick pics constantly, and Julian didn't want

673
00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:02.599
to truck any way. Yeh yeah, Brad shruw every almost. I'm not

674
00:53:02.639 --> 00:53:06.719
gonna say everything. A lot of
men on that set where they did the

675
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:10.559
seventies, they weren't current. Were
they big push? Yeah? Uh,

676
00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:14.840
they probably kept it found down from
the seventies when they're in their prime.

677
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:16.159
But yeah, could you amain?
I mean, I guess they saved it

678
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:20.639
Dick pick you can. Back then
Dick picts were just brand new, but

679
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:24.480
they sent them to her. But
yeah, lt I went to see I

680
00:53:24.519 --> 00:53:30.400
knew sal Marsiano, the old uh
uh great friends and saladies need in my

681
00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:36.000
house. And he took me and
my buddy Johnny Boyd to the Jets Giants

682
00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:37.800
preseason game. It's always a big
thing in New York. Jets and Giants

683
00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:42.880
are playing. Ever on the sidelines
halftime comes We go up at a booth

684
00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:45.239
and Joe Namath is calling the game
with I forget who else, and name

685
00:53:45.239 --> 00:53:50.039
of it is so cool. He
just got done smoking half a joint.

686
00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:53.320
I'm not lying, doing a couple
of bumps, Joe, half a joint,

687
00:53:53.960 --> 00:53:57.119
I mean half a joint, couple
of bumps? Is that the game

688
00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:59.320
he tried to make out with Susie
Colver. No, No, this is

689
00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:01.880
a years before then. He has
a banana and he says, you know,

690
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:06.360
I eat the banana because nobody can
smell the pot on my breath.

691
00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:09.119
He thought it was most insane invention, great idea, Joe. I couldn't

692
00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:13.119
live a sitting with Joe Namath.
Jack used to take me to Shase Stadium

693
00:54:13.159 --> 00:54:15.960
to watch him play against the Raiders. We used to sit on hot thermous

694
00:54:15.960 --> 00:54:20.400
it was so cold in New York
City back then. And there's LT.

695
00:54:20.599 --> 00:54:22.039
We go back down to the sidelines. Said this is when my back was

696
00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:27.119
really bad. I just come back
for surgeon carrying purpose that's like chapstick.

697
00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:30.079
And LT is there and I pop
a purposet and he looks and goes,

698
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:32.679
what you got there, boy?
I said, Oh, I got a

699
00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:37.440
bead back. I thought bad everything
man I had to give. He took

700
00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:38.559
a purposet for me in the middle
of the game, went out there and

701
00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:43.599
played again. I mean, we
were out of our minds that that happened.

702
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:45.280
You have to be there. It
was just too ridiculous. And then

703
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:49.840
you know, he was the most
ferocious player we've ever seen. Oh and

704
00:54:50.159 --> 00:54:54.559
here's here's my one LT story.
So I go up to Rockland County one

705
00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:59.400
day to play this really nice public
of coourse up there, and I'm going

706
00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:04.159
with two other guys. So there's
three of us and we get up there

707
00:55:04.199 --> 00:55:06.599
and we're hitting on the range and
all of a sudden, I look over

708
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:13.320
and who's on the range hitting balls? But LT HM and LT can smack

709
00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:15.960
it. I mean, I'm sure
he's still came and he could smack the

710
00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.519
ship out of the golf ball.
I mean he's consistently hitting drives three hundred

711
00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:23.079
yards. Wow. And so I
you know, I walk over to LT

712
00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:29.559
and you know, he shakes my
hand, introduced myself. I said,

713
00:55:29.719 --> 00:55:32.519
LT, you out here alone and
he said yeah. I said, you

714
00:55:32.559 --> 00:55:36.559
want to be our fourth that awes
you need the guy there's three of us,

715
00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:39.800
and he goes, sure, I'm
in. So so wait a minute.

716
00:55:39.880 --> 00:55:43.159
So now our tea time is in
like fifteen minutes. I'm like,

717
00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:45.360
all right, I hit a few
more balls LT, and we'll meet you

718
00:55:45.400 --> 00:55:50.639
over by the start, right.
So I get with my two buddies.

719
00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:58.239
We go over to the starter and
and so I go up there and I

720
00:55:58.280 --> 00:56:00.480
go to the guy, Hey,
it's you know, you know, it's

721
00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:05.480
three of us, and we hooked
up with a fourth and the and the

722
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:08.360
starter goes, no, no,
no, no, I assigned the fourth

723
00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:16.280
and any and he points at this
guy. And the guy comes walking up

724
00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:23.159
and he goes, hey, I'm
already something or other who owns a pizza

725
00:56:23.159 --> 00:56:27.119
place in Queen's right. And I
go, I look at him. I

726
00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:29.880
go, I go, Artie,
I go, nice to meet you,

727
00:56:29.960 --> 00:56:36.199
dude, but but seriously, I
need you to understand something that I just

728
00:56:36.280 --> 00:56:40.559
met LT. I'm a huge Giants
fan. I got an opportunity to play

729
00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:45.320
golf with l T today. Can
you wait and hook in with the next

730
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:52.079
group and let us play with LT. Well, it's my turn. Many

731
00:56:53.880 --> 00:57:00.920
Are you a sportsman, Artie?
That's LT. That's Lawrence fucking Taylor,

732
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:07.320
dude. I need you to just
wait. There'll be another group in a

733
00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:10.920
couple of minutes. Let let me
play with it. I specifically signed up

734
00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:17.679
for this time. I'm god this
mother effort will LT finally goes, hey,

735
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:22.039
guys, sorry, you know we
don't need to cause trouble. I'll

736
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:28.079
pick up a game somewhere else goes
walking away, and I'm so freaking pissed

737
00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:31.679
off. Are we get to the
like the second I haven't said a word

738
00:57:31.719 --> 00:57:36.760
to this freaking guys pretended he doesn't
exist? Right, We get to like

739
00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:42.800
the third tea box and he he
comes up to me, puts his arm

740
00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:45.239
round me and goes, so,
Mike, what do you do? No,

741
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:51.880
don't already? I go? I
go already. Currently I play golf

742
00:57:51.880 --> 00:57:58.079
with some asshole preventing me from playing
golf with my all time favorite football player

743
00:57:58.199 --> 00:58:00.639
who was ready to play with me. You have a the other question,

744
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:02.480
are you gonna hold of grudge about
that? Or we're not going to have

745
00:58:02.519 --> 00:58:06.920
a good Yeah? Fuck you?
Fuck you? Are you okay for life?

746
00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:09.400
So aredy and queens? If you're
stolen that pizza place and you're listening,

747
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:13.639
double f you. I would have
got around at golf with LT.

748
00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:19.239
That's awesome. Uh, well,
well I know, but the fact that

749
00:58:19.280 --> 00:58:22.760
you were so close. I mean
he had that the earring always hanging down.

750
00:58:22.800 --> 00:58:25.239
He was such a character LT.
But this last arrest, I think

751
00:58:25.239 --> 00:58:30.920
it's because he didn't. He didn't
file again to say he was a sex

752
00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:34.239
offender, and he didn't give the
right address or something. It's not like

753
00:58:34.280 --> 00:58:37.719
he didn't grab a new girl,
did he. He he It was a

754
00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:40.119
change of address. First of all, I don't really understand. I don't

755
00:58:40.159 --> 00:58:47.719
remember everything. So he didn't get
charged with rape. He must have got

756
00:58:47.760 --> 00:58:52.480
charged with like, not as assault, but some kind of He said she

757
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:57.480
was They said she was sixteen,
She said that she was nineteen. That

758
00:58:57.599 --> 00:59:00.360
was the first problem. But then
you know, he didn't. It has

759
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:04.920
to register as a sex offender,
and he didn't the last time. The

760
00:59:05.039 --> 00:59:08.719
date was the addressers. It's a
big it's another book keeping mistake. I'm

761
00:59:08.760 --> 00:59:13.280
sure LT still likes young girls,
and I'm sure he goes against hookers now

762
00:59:13.280 --> 00:59:16.400
and then, more than we want
to think. But I don't think he's

763
00:59:16.480 --> 00:59:20.880
out there scouting for underaged girls.
I think he just got presented with one

764
00:59:20.920 --> 00:59:23.840
and didn't double check the age,
you know, which is bad. It's

765
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:29.360
not good. No, that's that's
ribelievable. It's also believable that you know,

766
00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:34.039
you might screw up on you know, having what I don't know what

767
00:59:34.079 --> 00:59:36.719
the grace period is on the change
the dress and when you have to tell

768
00:59:36.760 --> 00:59:39.400
them and everything else, but yeah, I know. And his lawyer sounds

769
00:59:39.440 --> 00:59:45.280
like he he thinks this is bullshit
and and he's going to fight it and

770
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:49.840
everything else. But it just seeing
his name again in the news getting arrested.

771
00:59:49.880 --> 00:59:52.159
It's just because I first of all, that was the greatest year ever.

772
00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:58.360
But at the same time, it
also reminds me of how great for

773
00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:00.920
that should have been. The met
should been a dynasty. They really had.

774
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:05.679
They had it all the pitching,
oh, the pitching to should have

775
01:00:05.679 --> 01:00:08.880
been a dynasty, and they left
it all up because they're all out all

776
01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:17.480
night every night, getting cocaine everywhere. Fernandez Mitchell, Yeah, they were.

777
01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:21.440
You know, that's you know,
that's why you know, managers can

778
01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:24.159
really mean a lot. If you
have the wrong manager and that kind of

779
01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:28.119
ship's going on, you got to
get the the guys of the team that

780
01:00:28.119 --> 01:00:30.719
are bad influencers at That's why Kevin
Mitchell was shipped out. Apparently he had

781
01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:36.280
some an influence on the younger players
that they didn't like. But a young

782
01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:39.639
manager could spot that and and and
make it a decent clubhouse. But they

783
01:00:39.760 --> 01:00:43.360
met certainly had all the pieces.
They should have won. They should have

784
01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:46.199
been four years contending with that team. Well they weren't eighty eight. They

785
01:00:46.760 --> 01:00:51.599
they lost to the They lost to
the Dodgers in the the championship series,

786
01:00:51.599 --> 01:00:53.239
and they had the they had a
better team than they did. They they

787
01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:57.400
should have gone back and won.
And so they should have got two World

788
01:00:57.480 --> 01:01:00.119
Series out of that team. But
let me tell you that nothing. You

789
01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:04.199
were a baseball you were. You
were great as a baseball player in high

790
01:01:04.199 --> 01:01:07.719
school. You did great in college. You'll appreciate this story. Uh,

791
01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:13.360
the old met Jerry Kousman not kus, but he was a pictuer. Was

792
01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:16.119
he number seven? Right? Okay? Ed Creanepole is a big met.

793
01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:20.719
And I take my sister, Jack, Rosie, the whole family to Raos

794
01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:23.800
in New York City. Big fucking
deal. You know, it's my maybe

795
01:01:23.800 --> 01:01:27.519
my third time there. I got
the family there. The bill is always

796
01:01:27.559 --> 01:01:30.039
eight hundred bucks cash, no card, no menu. It's a scene.

797
01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:32.760
There's Madonna. This shit, okay, Junior, that kind of shit.

798
01:01:34.159 --> 01:01:37.679
Jack is sitting there, doesn't care
about celebrities, and he goes, oh

799
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:39.599
my god, that said Creampool.
So all of us go it is,

800
01:01:39.639 --> 01:01:43.599
but don't say anything. This is
raye As. You don't go up and

801
01:01:43.639 --> 01:01:45.760
like, you know, get out
on a grand No. But it's said,

802
01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:47.360
we know it's at cream Pool.
He goes, I played against at

803
01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:51.519
Creakpool in college. I mean I
was Queen College. He was so and

804
01:01:51.559 --> 01:01:52.480
so, and he hit a home
run over my head. I go,

805
01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:57.960
all right, but let's let's just
leave it alone. So Ed Creanpool walks

806
01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:01.119
by and Jack had to go,
Hey, Ed Cranepool, Yeah, big

807
01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:06.199
fan, Jack Fannis. He said, we played and I was Queen's College

808
01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:09.039
and I was in left field and
Ed Cranepool finished the sevent He goes,

809
01:02:09.119 --> 01:02:13.719
and I put one four hundred and
ten feet over your head. I remember

810
01:02:13.800 --> 01:02:19.000
like it was yesterday. I love
when athletes remember the exact story that someone's

811
01:02:19.039 --> 01:02:22.320
gonna tell. And he didn't take. They never met, they never rehearsed

812
01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:27.719
it. It was just two guys
talking about a baseball memory that'll never leave

813
01:02:27.760 --> 01:02:30.960
their minds. It was so it
was wonder. That's great, but also

814
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:37.599
tells you how miserably how horrible the
Mets were for so freaking long up until

815
01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:43.599
that time, you know, the
mid seventies. Anyway, Ed Cranepool was

816
01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:49.679
like the all time men home run
leader. I remember remember in West Babylon

817
01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:54.400
there's a shopping center. They had
a TSS Times Square Stores, Times Square

818
01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:58.840
Stores. Okay, my father called
it tough shit Sally, Yes, yes,

819
01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:02.719
on the right side. Grain Pool
was making an appearance there signing autographs.

820
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:08.639
And my father took me that was
such a met Frank as a kid,

821
01:03:08.679 --> 01:03:14.079
I'm in like third grade or whatever, and he takes me to get

822
01:03:14.199 --> 01:03:16.559
it, you know, and I
bring a baseball it tops a couple of

823
01:03:16.599 --> 01:03:21.719
tops cards to get a creampole to
sign it. And I think back and

824
01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:29.159
go, that guy sucked. He
sucked. I think his career might be

825
01:03:29.239 --> 01:03:30.920
two hundred eighty home runs, so
it can't be a lot. No,

826
01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:36.159
no, three hundred. No,
No, he didn't hit too. He

827
01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:38.400
didn't hit two hundred home ones.
Look at his career stats. His carew

828
01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:45.599
stats are give mediocre a new meaning
and ramp. But the Mets sucked so

829
01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:49.519
bad for so many. The Mets
were born the same year you and I

830
01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:53.400
were born. So the team started
in nineteen sixty two and uh, and

831
01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:59.599
so until the miracle of nineteen sixty
nine, when they somehow won a World

832
01:03:59.639 --> 01:04:04.039
Series with a very mediocre team but
great pitchers. Again. Uh, and

833
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:11.800
Cranpool was on that team. The
As a kid, you thought this guy,

834
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:14.320
you thought these guys were great.
You thought crane Pool was great.

835
01:04:14.360 --> 01:04:16.440
I mean, I thought enough to
force my dad to take me to freaking

836
01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:20.519
TSS to get baseball cards signed.
But I know you're looking at Cranepool's career.

837
01:04:20.679 --> 01:04:25.239
Let me get let me get Okay, Now, listening is home runs.

838
01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:29.159
The listening is rb I what do
you mean the list I'm looking at

839
01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:32.519
this. It's at that's runs hits
RBI based on balls. Give me fucking

840
01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:36.039
home run stats. What what banged
up website do you want? It's Google.

841
01:04:38.480 --> 01:04:44.320
I'm gonna say home runs for Red
Cranepool. Okay, well, I'm

842
01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:45.599
gonna guess. I'm not gonna tell
you. I'm not gonna tell you.

843
01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:54.400
I'm gonna look up what he has. Okay, cran Pool again, just

844
01:04:54.559 --> 01:05:01.079
give me the total Jesus ed sorry, guys, frame pull total home run

845
01:05:01.440 --> 01:05:04.800
filler music. I need filler music. Believable. Okay, oh my god,

846
01:05:04.920 --> 01:05:10.239
Okay, Okay, So here's my
guess. I'm gonna guess batting average

847
01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:14.440
and career career batting average, career
home runs. Okay, I don't know

848
01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:17.119
that. In average, I'll get
to but home runs Okay, I'm gonna

849
01:05:17.159 --> 01:05:23.920
say one hundred and eighty. You're
high, you're a little, you're higher.

850
01:05:24.119 --> 01:05:27.239
It's lower than that, it's low. Look put it this way.

851
01:05:27.400 --> 01:05:30.719
In two years Aaron Judge would beat
his home run call career how many career

852
01:05:30.719 --> 01:05:38.400
home runs? Yeah, in eighteen
and the six greatest was the greatest medal

853
01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:43.280
of all time? And oh yeah, the greatest him an Art Shamsky Cleon

854
01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:49.559
Jones, Tommy, it's Tommy who
collidefield? Was? Was it a crane

855
01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:55.920
pool? And that's a good game? Okay, So oh you don't have

856
01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:58.880
cream pools? Average one eighteen?
Are you kidding me? I'm gonna get

857
01:05:58.880 --> 01:06:01.119
crane pools. The average this is
going with? Two? Forty seven is

858
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:10.239
the average? I'm going that's good? Umm, okay average. Let's see

859
01:06:10.239 --> 01:06:15.920
what we got here. Okay,
what'd you say to forty seven to sixty

860
01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:18.000
one? He wasn't that? Oh
wow, wow, there's sixty one.

861
01:06:18.239 --> 01:06:23.280
Wow. I bet he has less. I bet he has twenty I bet

862
01:06:23.320 --> 01:06:27.119
he has less than twenty steals.
I got newfound respect for Crane Cool.

863
01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:30.039
I bet one hundred and eighteen home
runs a major disappointment, but to sixty

864
01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:32.639
one. Okay, now that we've
lost every female listen I ever had on

865
01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:39.559
this show. Yeah you want to
talk about let's let's go. We gotta

866
01:06:39.719 --> 01:06:44.639
We'll cap it at twenty minutes of
this all right insanity? Yeah, go

867
01:06:44.719 --> 01:06:45.960
where do you want to go?
Where do you want to go? Well,

868
01:06:46.239 --> 01:06:49.719
look, let's start with Cheatle,
Kimberly Cheatle. This the Secret Service

869
01:06:49.719 --> 01:06:55.840
director. I watched her this morning
getting based and I've never seen an oversight

870
01:06:55.880 --> 01:07:00.519
committee tell somebody you're full of shit, You're a disgrace, you should resign.

871
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:03.079
You know nothing. I mean,
they killed this woman because all she

872
01:07:03.199 --> 01:07:05.679
did is just say I have to
get back to you. I have to

873
01:07:05.719 --> 01:07:10.440
look up that stat I have to
find that she gave them nothing. And

874
01:07:10.519 --> 01:07:16.000
I'm sick of people giving these committees
nothing and then nothing happens to them.

875
01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:21.440
This woman was afraid of a slope
on a roof. Meanwhile, a handicap

876
01:07:21.559 --> 01:07:27.719
ramp to to get somebody handicapped up
into a building is a more severe slope

877
01:07:27.719 --> 01:07:31.320
than the roof. This was the
more I hear about everything. I completely

878
01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:36.639
agree this was planned. This new
information about the possible second shooter. I

879
01:07:36.679 --> 01:07:41.079
don't think that kid got off eight
shots himself. I just don't believe it.

880
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:45.400
The bullets sound different when they crackle
in the atmosphere. I've heard that

881
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:49.079
tape. I don't know, but
I think they led Trump to slaughter and

882
01:07:49.159 --> 01:07:54.320
the same kind of deep state people
also did the same thing by letting Biden

883
01:07:54.440 --> 01:07:58.679
go on that debate, not preparing
him enough, knowing he'd shit the bed,

884
01:07:59.039 --> 01:08:02.480
and then they could start this whole
you know, uh, Banana republic

885
01:08:03.320 --> 01:08:06.599
move about. He's out, she's
in. We're gonna go have her thing,

886
01:08:06.639 --> 01:08:12.119
and August we're gonna this is This
is Banana republic ship. This is

887
01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:16.640
not democracy. If you can't work, why is he still the president?

888
01:08:17.720 --> 01:08:21.439
It doesn't make sense. But war
can happen, shit can happen to us

889
01:08:21.479 --> 01:08:26.600
any day now, and we have
nobody there. Give me a goddamn break.

890
01:08:26.720 --> 01:08:29.800
This is not America. It's awful. Wow, dude, you are

891
01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:34.119
heavy heavy on the conspiracy. I'm
just I'm looking into it. I mean,

892
01:08:34.520 --> 01:08:40.159
they come couple couple thoughts. First
of all, Yeah, and I

893
01:08:40.199 --> 01:08:47.680
think that hopefully twenty years from now
people will understand this and it won't be

894
01:08:47.720 --> 01:08:51.600
an arguable point and we will have
gotten way past it as a country.

895
01:08:51.920 --> 01:09:02.800
But DEEI a slash affirmative at whatever
you want it. It destroys the quality,

896
01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:12.960
the spree decor the idea of merit
inside of organizations, and mediocrity is

897
01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:18.279
the only outcome. And not only
is it mediocrity, it's a slowly degrading,

898
01:09:19.119 --> 01:09:25.600
steadily degrading mediocrity over time. And
think about all the signs of this

899
01:09:25.640 --> 01:09:30.520
that are around us. Do you
ever remember I can remember a couple of

900
01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:36.199
the the I think it was t
W a flight over lockerby Scotland, specific

901
01:09:36.399 --> 01:09:46.880
instances of major airline tragedies, but
not doors coming off and the windows cracking,

902
01:09:47.199 --> 01:10:00.279
tires coming off. And this infiltration
of people hiring for quota and and

903
01:10:00.479 --> 01:10:08.159
equality of outcome instead of equality of
opportunity destroys quality because the ACE students no

904
01:10:08.199 --> 01:10:15.439
longer have any motivation to continue to
be a students because they don't receive any

905
01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:25.119
benefits for being the A student,
and so everybody stops trying. John Ziggler

906
01:10:25.159 --> 01:10:29.840
tells a tells a story about a
new principle hired at their kids' school.

907
01:10:30.199 --> 01:10:35.000
That was a that was a DEI
hired during during COVID And for a year

908
01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:39.319
and a half he was employed the
principal of school and never showed up to

909
01:10:39.359 --> 01:10:44.680
the school and just and no one
would no one would say anything, no,

910
01:10:44.680 --> 01:10:46.079
no one. I don't know what
a principal at a school in la

911
01:10:46.439 --> 01:10:51.399
But it's that's the kind of the
kind of thing that goes on. And

912
01:10:53.239 --> 01:10:58.720
you know, the country was built
as a meritocracy, and all of these

913
01:10:58.800 --> 01:11:04.039
organizations, these companies, these teams, that every system we've got a reinstitution

914
01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:09.960
was built on merit and and it
doesn't take that long to tear it down.

915
01:11:10.000 --> 01:11:18.119
So look at look at what's the
the unbelievable perfect storm of mistakes of

916
01:11:18.319 --> 01:11:25.479
just huge, huge mistakes that are
made here. I don't blame people for

917
01:11:25.600 --> 01:11:30.520
coming up with all the conspiracy theories
here, because it's really hard to believe

918
01:11:31.319 --> 01:11:40.039
people could fuck up in such an
enormous way, in every possible way,

919
01:11:40.520 --> 01:11:45.680
from every angle. This thing was
fed up. But there's too much.

920
01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:49.840
But I still I still don't believe. I still don't believe that what you

921
01:11:49.880 --> 01:11:54.560
don't believe, I still don't believe
it's that it's a conspiracy that was It

922
01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:59.159
was like, I mean, look, that's fair, But I haven't had

923
01:11:59.439 --> 01:12:03.680
somebody get me the opposing argument to
make me realize I'm out of my mind

924
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:08.039
for thinking something went on. It
certainly looks that way. Trump's asking for

925
01:12:08.199 --> 01:12:13.159
more more secret service for months.
They didn't give it to him. They

926
01:12:13.159 --> 01:12:15.399
wouldn't give it to Kennedy even though
his father and uncle got killed that way.

927
01:12:16.119 --> 01:12:20.640
I don't like the fact that when
I was a kid things went wrong.

928
01:12:21.319 --> 01:12:25.600
You know, we had situations in
life that people left up, But

929
01:12:26.439 --> 01:12:30.520
I don't remember it being this crazy. And we went through Watergate, you

930
01:12:30.560 --> 01:12:33.680
know, and Clinton and then Monicaolo
execut shit. I don't I can't remember

931
01:12:33.680 --> 01:12:39.520
it being this insane, where every
single day is something out of Washington,

932
01:12:39.600 --> 01:12:42.800
like tonight is Biden dead? We
haven't seen him in five days? Where

933
01:12:42.840 --> 01:12:45.479
is he? Was that his signature? Why wasn't their White House stationary when

934
01:12:45.479 --> 01:12:49.239
he wrote that goodbye note? How
do you not talk to the American people

935
01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:54.720
next to a fireplace and tell them
I love you all? I just you

936
01:12:54.760 --> 01:12:59.119
know, doctor said I'm not ready
to just give us something. He left

937
01:12:59.199 --> 01:13:03.439
us in alone. They are professional
liars. It's what they do for a

938
01:13:03.560 --> 01:13:11.159
living. Is they lie about everything
every day, all day long. They

939
01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:16.800
lie about everything. And I don't
mean democrats exclusively, I mean politicians period.

940
01:13:17.239 --> 01:13:20.520
But Rosie o'donald says, there's no
much we're gonna lose democracy. Tell

941
01:13:20.560 --> 01:13:26.319
me what's democracy right now? Today? They think Trump's gonna statue it away

942
01:13:26.359 --> 01:13:29.560
from them. What are we doing
right now? She's an idiot. We

943
01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:32.079
live through four years. We lived
through four years of Trump. We know

944
01:13:32.760 --> 01:13:39.359
good Trump, we know bad Trump. You know, and bad Trump is

945
01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:43.479
is stupid tweets pretty much stupid tweets. If there was no Twitter, there'd

946
01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:47.880
be a big difference of opinion about
him. Yeah, I mean, look

947
01:13:48.680 --> 01:13:51.119
if he looked upon differently, if
he didn't tweet at two o'clock in the

948
01:13:51.159 --> 01:13:55.920
morning when everybody's sleeping, it makes
you think the guy's nuts. I understand

949
01:13:55.960 --> 01:13:59.840
that, but I hate to say
it. Most things he said are pro

950
01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:05.439
claimed or had a feeling about,
all came true every almost everything. And

951
01:14:05.479 --> 01:14:10.840
how these people not see that and
complain about Sharon Thune. I'm leaving to

952
01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:14.079
live in England. You're full of
ship. You are not gonna leave these

953
01:14:14.159 --> 01:14:18.680
people if you if you know anything, and you look at the playing field.

954
01:14:20.000 --> 01:14:27.279
He's a moderate. He's a he's
not a conservative. This is the

955
01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:31.600
Republican Party is no longer the Republican
Party. It's the Trump Party. And

956
01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:38.520
the Trump Party is not a conservative
party at all. No, if you

957
01:14:36.920 --> 01:14:42.960
if you conservative, what's that you
don't think? You don't think something's a

958
01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:45.960
conservative. I think he's conservative about
many things. I mean, I know

959
01:14:45.960 --> 01:14:51.000
it's a different but he's a moderate. He's a he's a lifelong Democrat.

960
01:14:51.199 --> 01:14:58.600
Is his policy. And by the
way, that's the right strategy. I

961
01:14:58.680 --> 01:15:04.439
think a four years ago Joe Biden
got elected, we'll use the quotes around

962
01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:11.920
that, because we thought he was
going to govern as a moderate. That's

963
01:15:11.960 --> 01:15:16.159
what he told us that. And
then he got at the office and AOC

964
01:15:16.359 --> 01:15:20.840
and the rest of the loons yanked
Todd to Bernie sand I mean, he

965
01:15:21.000 --> 01:15:26.399
was brought in because Bernie Sanders was
gonna win otherwise, and you know,

966
01:15:26.560 --> 01:15:29.720
he was the only way to rescue
the the he was gonna win the nomination,

967
01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:32.000
saying he was gonna win the election. Uh, he was brought in

968
01:15:32.039 --> 01:15:36.079
to save them from that. And
then he got in and whether from day

969
01:15:36.159 --> 01:15:41.760
one, Uh, the puppeteers were
controlling everything and and he was just an

970
01:15:41.800 --> 01:15:45.319
empty vessel from day one, or
there were periods of time in which he

971
01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:50.199
was actually making decisions. I don't
think there was a very long period where

972
01:15:50.239 --> 01:15:56.279
he was making any decisions. I
think he was pretty much puppeteered from early

973
01:15:56.359 --> 01:16:03.640
on, and they took the entire
party so far left of center, and

974
01:16:03.680 --> 01:16:11.199
it's crazy. I think it's it's
real, and it's it's also the what

975
01:16:11.319 --> 01:16:17.760
the country needs for the quote unquote
Republican candidate to be a moderate, because

976
01:16:18.439 --> 01:16:28.960
you know, the the most conservative
positions are not electable positions right now in

977
01:16:29.000 --> 01:16:33.560
the country. There's not there's not
the the environment for uh those sort of

978
01:16:33.560 --> 01:16:38.720
positions, nor is there an environment
for the far left. And I would

979
01:16:38.800 --> 01:16:43.600
argue there's even greater resistance to the
far left positions. And so I think

980
01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:46.399
he's god. I think he's taken
the right position. I think he got

981
01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:53.359
I think if he knew today,
if he knew then what he knows today,

982
01:16:53.720 --> 01:16:58.359
he wouldn't have chosen Advance. If
if he knew where we were going

983
01:16:58.439 --> 01:17:03.039
to be today, he would not
have chosen Vance. Even though I think,

984
01:17:03.279 --> 01:17:10.840
you know, brilliant guy, you
know great qualifications. I know he

985
01:17:10.920 --> 01:17:13.640
called Trump a bunch of a's,
but you know who doesn't call Trump a

986
01:17:13.640 --> 01:17:15.600
bunch of ames? And eventually you
go, hey, the guy's winning.

987
01:17:15.800 --> 01:17:19.039
You know the guys will winner.
Let let me hitch my truck to his

988
01:17:19.960 --> 01:17:23.680
to his truck and go with him. So I don't I don't mind.

989
01:17:23.680 --> 01:17:27.199
I don't mind JD. Vans at
all. Uh, the youth, I

990
01:17:27.239 --> 01:17:31.039
don't, I don't mind. I
don't mind him. But this is this

991
01:17:31.119 --> 01:17:35.720
is an electoral politics game, right, So it's about winning elections, right,

992
01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:46.359
and a first term senator from a
red state isn't isn't going to So

993
01:17:47.560 --> 01:17:55.760
Trump chose the guy he wanted because
he felt his position was unassailable. I

994
01:17:55.800 --> 01:17:59.640
mean, he felt like, I'm
gonna win the election, and probably like

995
01:17:59.680 --> 01:18:02.640
this guy. Lot On Junior loves
this guy. He's up and coming,

996
01:18:02.680 --> 01:18:09.159
he's brilliant, he can he can
actually take real workload off of me,

997
01:18:09.359 --> 01:18:13.560
actually be an asset, all those
things. So I think I'm not saying

998
01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:17.199
it wasn't a merit higher. I
think it's it's actually I'm going to contradict

999
01:18:17.199 --> 01:18:25.760
myself. It's a merit higher at
a time where maybe strategy called for you

1000
01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:30.640
to not make a merit. Job
one. Job one is win the election,

1001
01:18:31.239 --> 01:18:38.119
and the Democrats are prepared to do
anything. I mean, look,

1002
01:18:38.560 --> 01:18:45.319
this is so so we know what
the plan is for today. But if

1003
01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:54.560
six weeks from now, Kamala's sitting
in the polls where Joe was or worse,

1004
01:18:58.000 --> 01:19:04.520
I mean, you tell me it. I have I have. I

1005
01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:12.600
have zero faith that she's the candidate
no matter what, because I think she's

1006
01:19:12.640 --> 01:19:15.399
a horrible candidate. Think she's a
horrible candidate. And I don't think it's

1007
01:19:15.399 --> 01:19:21.560
going I don't think it's going to
take long before she's doing as bad or

1008
01:19:21.600 --> 01:19:30.039
worse than Joe ever was, regardless
of how much bs the media tries to

1009
01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:33.439
dish out right now in you know, rebranding her for the four hundredth time

1010
01:19:33.520 --> 01:19:39.880
and trying to make any of the
ship that she's said or done where.

1011
01:19:39.920 --> 01:19:45.039
I mean, people aren't that dumb? I mean, has been to watch

1012
01:19:45.119 --> 01:19:48.399
those tapes of her talking ship.
It's amazing she does it to so many

1013
01:19:48.399 --> 01:19:55.199
different states and people listening. How
does she keep saying, unburdened by what

1014
01:19:55.399 --> 01:20:00.239
has been take her at her,
take her out her work, take at

1015
01:20:00.279 --> 01:20:04.760
her word for that. Okay,
so nothing nothing, nothing, that this

1016
01:20:04.800 --> 01:20:10.039
country has stood for nothing, that
this country has been nothing, that this

1017
01:20:10.159 --> 01:20:15.760
country is matters because I'm not burdened
by any of it. I'll burn it

1018
01:20:15.840 --> 01:20:18.840
all and I'll do whatever the f
I want. Right, that's what she's

1019
01:20:18.840 --> 01:20:23.239
saying, I know. I mean
the fact that she says it and maybe

1020
01:20:23.279 --> 01:20:27.520
doesn't even understand what she's saying is
another thing. But if you take her

1021
01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:31.479
out a word at what she's saying, she's saying that that there's no precedent

1022
01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:36.279
matters at all. I'll do whatever
because I'm not burdened by any of it.

1023
01:20:38.159 --> 01:20:41.039
And you know, I got I
got, I got some patrons who

1024
01:20:41.119 --> 01:20:45.279
are everybody got nervous. You know, there's a big emotional shift when Trump

1025
01:20:45.319 --> 01:20:49.399
got shot and then Biden gets away
from them, like people are scrambling.

1026
01:20:49.479 --> 01:20:54.199
I get so many people telling me, oh, this is bad news for

1027
01:20:54.279 --> 01:20:57.920
us, this is bad. You
know, Tom's gonna get the female vaute

1028
01:20:57.920 --> 01:21:00.000
and the black velt. I'm like, slow down, you think black people

1029
01:21:00.079 --> 01:21:03.079
are stupid. No one looks at
her and thinks she got anything done.

1030
01:21:03.760 --> 01:21:06.920
They're not going to run to her. Trump did more for black people,

1031
01:21:06.920 --> 01:21:10.960
and they'll do more for black people
in the next four years. Kamala Harris

1032
01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:14.840
put two thousand men away for weed
men and women when she could have done

1033
01:21:15.640 --> 01:21:17.800
much less than that. But she
wanted to be tough, a tough da.

1034
01:21:18.359 --> 01:21:23.840
She's a hypocrite, bullshit artist,
not a talented politician at all.

1035
01:21:24.680 --> 01:21:29.199
Doesn't even get the fact that you're
in politics. You know, she doesn't

1036
01:21:29.279 --> 01:21:32.319
understand the power she has. She's
just a dope. Her as a vice

1037
01:21:32.319 --> 01:21:36.319
president are now like a bridge to
the presidency. That would be like you

1038
01:21:36.479 --> 01:21:39.920
taking me to Wall Street and go, go ahead, go work on the

1039
01:21:39.960 --> 01:21:43.359
floor. I would have no idea
what to do. And I think that's

1040
01:21:43.439 --> 01:21:47.560
Kamala Harris inside the White House if
she ever becomes president or right now,

1041
01:21:47.640 --> 01:21:51.119
God knows what kind of questions are
asked of her. Who's running the ship?

1042
01:21:51.640 --> 01:21:56.079
I don't know. As Americans can't
we know who's running the ship,

1043
01:21:56.239 --> 01:22:00.960
who's making decisions. It ain't Biden, is it Obama? Is it Jill?

1044
01:22:03.520 --> 01:22:06.239
No? I mean I saw an
ice cream truck here. They left

1045
01:22:06.319 --> 01:22:10.960
Jill to go to an ice cream
truck the other day he heard the bells.

1046
01:22:11.239 --> 01:22:14.479
He left her at the podium.
I can't take it. The poor

1047
01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:16.399
guy, poor bastard. Well,
it's not you can't you know, you

1048
01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:20.039
can't feel there for him. You
can't put good humor in front of the

1049
01:22:20.039 --> 01:22:24.560
good humor truck comes in the street
and forget that. You put bungalow bar

1050
01:22:24.640 --> 01:22:29.159
next to Joe Biden. You're gonna
clean all mister soft here, that mister

1051
01:22:29.199 --> 01:22:32.600
Softy going all that music. Yeah, good humor, mister softy. Bungalow

1052
01:22:32.600 --> 01:22:35.000
bar and good humor. And that
was the last one. Was one more

1053
01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:39.399
bunglo bar, good humor, mister
softy. And I think it was a

1054
01:22:39.399 --> 01:22:43.359
tasty freeze that's not too big.
I think that was a drug dealer though.

1055
01:22:43.359 --> 01:22:47.079
It was just running on that drugs
out the window. Sure. Yeah,

1056
01:22:47.279 --> 01:22:53.760
So I bought the dogs a Kamala
Harris squeaky toy. Oh you did?

1057
01:22:54.840 --> 01:22:58.399
They found they can bite the ship
out of it and too. But

1058
01:22:58.479 --> 01:23:03.520
if I'm if I'm not, if
if I'm in charge of the Republican campaign,

1059
01:23:04.720 --> 01:23:13.520
I would I would siphon off tens
of millions and I would buy little

1060
01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:17.479
Kamala cackling dollars. If you pull
the string and you just get that cackle

1061
01:23:17.600 --> 01:23:23.880
and just start just start handing them
out everywhere, you know, just huge

1062
01:23:23.920 --> 01:23:28.239
hit, to be a huge hit. I look at the doll right now,

1063
01:23:28.560 --> 01:23:32.640
female political parody, durable dovelty dog, chewed toy Kamala Harris eighteen bucks.

1064
01:23:32.880 --> 01:23:35.600
This is fantastical. That's a deal. They look that they lowered the

1065
01:23:35.600 --> 01:23:41.199
price of my pig. What side
of you you Amazon? Amazon dot com

1066
01:23:41.239 --> 01:23:44.399
Amazon? Yeah, they got one
for eight team on for twelve. Oh

1067
01:23:44.439 --> 01:23:46.760
a big ugly face for thirty twenty
three dollars. This is fun. Am

1068
01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:50.960
I look at and they got a
Biden showed toy too fun. Tootsy would

1069
01:23:51.000 --> 01:23:57.119
like, you need some kind of
gift and you get back to something.

1070
01:23:57.359 --> 01:24:00.279
I got a beg of treats to
the chewed toy, but she's eating very

1071
01:24:00.279 --> 01:24:04.359
healthy now, so I'm not sure
getting the Kamala chet No, I should

1072
01:24:04.359 --> 01:24:06.920
get the Kamala tutah, but I
can't give her like I mean, look,

1073
01:24:06.920 --> 01:24:11.960
when I was running around with her
living like a fucking uh what ever

1074
01:24:12.000 --> 01:24:15.079
you want to call me, uh
guy with a rolling stone, she was

1075
01:24:15.119 --> 01:24:19.640
eating beef jerky. Sometimes I give
her the rest of my eggs from Denny's.

1076
01:24:20.119 --> 01:24:25.920
Now she's got the best diet you
know, and charlvy sardines, blueberries.

1077
01:24:26.039 --> 01:24:30.520
She is seeds cottage chiefs like she's
like a health nunt now and she

1078
01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:34.159
loves it so she'll live longer,
which is good. But yeah, I'm

1079
01:24:34.159 --> 01:24:38.880
gonna get this doll for this is
cute. I'd love to see her.

1080
01:24:42.319 --> 01:24:45.760
Okay, I had one note I
wanted to bring up. It a convention

1081
01:24:45.880 --> 01:24:55.680
to you. Okay, So to
me, Kid Rock and uh Dana's ufc

1082
01:24:55.840 --> 01:25:00.760
da what they're the same person,
the same person? Really are? Pick

1083
01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:04.880
one up? Pick one of them? Why do we have why do we

1084
01:25:04.960 --> 01:25:10.359
have three? Don't need I mean, keep Kid Rock and and Home.

1085
01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:14.439
Just go with uh don't they don't
need Kid and Hulk. You just go

1086
01:25:14.520 --> 01:25:16.119
with Data White. It was a
great introductor. I was. I thought

1087
01:25:16.199 --> 01:25:19.640
Holkster's deal was was was funny?
Kid Rock it was. That's just a

1088
01:25:19.640 --> 01:25:23.239
bunch of fucking noise. I don't
know what was stupid. I didn't know

1089
01:25:23.279 --> 01:25:26.359
anything that was done. It was
done, was good. One of them,

1090
01:25:26.399 --> 01:25:29.760
just one of the three. Get
rid of Kid and have I'm with

1091
01:25:29.840 --> 01:25:35.079
you. Bring me. There are
some that I that I know to be

1092
01:25:35.720 --> 01:25:40.680
huge Trump supporters that are big,
you know, Get Coveasel to show up,

1093
01:25:40.720 --> 01:25:44.600
Get Gary Soon to show up.
Get you know somebody who's I mean,

1094
01:25:44.680 --> 01:25:46.399
are they willing to show up though. I mean Covisel is out out

1095
01:25:46.439 --> 01:25:49.520
and out Republican. We know that. But are they going to really show

1096
01:25:49.600 --> 01:25:53.560
up or is it going to damage
their Hollywood career more than it's damaged now?

1097
01:25:53.640 --> 01:25:56.319
Even if you just saying you support, they wear it. They wear

1098
01:25:56.359 --> 01:26:00.239
it so proudly on their sleeve.
They don't see where they wouldn't take living

1099
01:26:00.279 --> 01:26:04.359
great, you know, I mean
stallone, he's not going to show up.

1100
01:26:04.640 --> 01:26:08.800
But yeah, there there are some
that's a that's a great one.

1101
01:26:08.800 --> 01:26:14.119
I didn't even think about that.
But but it's also becoming A friend told

1102
01:26:14.159 --> 01:26:20.279
me this the other day. It's
also becoming less and less taboo to be

1103
01:26:20.279 --> 01:26:25.399
because you have people like Musk.
Yeah, look at what look at what

1104
01:26:25.520 --> 01:26:29.600
Mark Zuckerberg said, how about this
this morning? Right? Yes, I

1105
01:26:29.640 --> 01:26:33.359
mean two days you actually here with
badass? He is Trump looking like a

1106
01:26:33.399 --> 01:26:40.359
badass. There's no way, no
matter what what would There's no way Zuckerberg

1107
01:26:40.359 --> 01:26:45.199
would have said anything like that four
years ago from Trump. So there's a

1108
01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:53.760
there's a softening, especially post assassination
attempt Trump out there. But they should

1109
01:26:53.760 --> 01:27:01.119
have they should have drawn a wider
circle with before. Yeah, I'm not

1110
01:27:01.159 --> 01:27:06.760
into the I agree, I like
the speakers for the most part. And

1111
01:27:06.800 --> 01:27:11.159
I tell you I like his lawyer, Alena Alena. I forget the last

1112
01:27:11.239 --> 01:27:15.880
name, now, Haba. She's
good. She's good. I like her,

1113
01:27:15.119 --> 01:27:18.840
she's smart, she's pretty well.
I think she's an attractive woman.

1114
01:27:18.880 --> 01:27:21.760
I think she did a decent job
in court. But I look at Don

1115
01:27:21.920 --> 01:27:29.039
Jr. I don't know what makes
him go and see Kimberly Guilfoil, Gavin

1116
01:27:29.119 --> 01:27:32.479
Newsom's she was. She was a
universal eleventh in the Trump Family ranker,

1117
01:27:34.159 --> 01:27:39.000
and decide, that's the hell I
want to die on. Kimberly Guilfoil.

1118
01:27:39.640 --> 01:27:42.640
Here was screaming at the convention.
She didn't need to speak either. I

1119
01:27:42.680 --> 01:27:45.720
know she's a big Trumper, but
she did not need to scream into the

1120
01:27:45.760 --> 01:27:48.079
crowd. For six minutes. There
was something going. But I'm going my

1121
01:27:48.159 --> 01:27:54.600
over under on that is another eight
months on that relationship. Yeah, pretty

1122
01:27:55.279 --> 01:28:00.840
around together for a while. She's
gonna be She's gonna be a fatal attraction.

1123
01:28:00.960 --> 01:28:05.279
She's not gonna lose that her foothold
of the Trump family. Oh my

1124
01:28:05.319 --> 01:28:10.000
god, it's too it's too valuable
for Herna It's gonna be bad if that

1125
01:28:10.039 --> 01:28:13.920
happens. Eric married a good looking
woman. I mean, I look at

1126
01:28:13.920 --> 01:28:15.399
his family, and I tell you
this a while ago, but whatever,

1127
01:28:15.439 --> 01:28:19.159
I was really against Trump. I
gave him so much shit. And I

1128
01:28:19.199 --> 01:28:23.279
saw a documentary once after I yelled
at him and how it's there and told

1129
01:28:23.319 --> 01:28:27.119
him I kill him. And I
saw like a documentary on his kids speaking

1130
01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:30.840
holly of their dad, and I
said, I I just something changed in

1131
01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:32.199
me. And I said, you've
been making fun of this guy for so

1132
01:28:32.319 --> 01:28:38.199
long about taking supermodels to hockey games
instead of his sons, blah blah blah.

1133
01:28:38.279 --> 01:28:42.760
And I apologized and wrote a letter, and ever since then, when

1134
01:28:42.760 --> 01:28:45.359
I look at the way his family
turned out, I'm impressed. Even though

1135
01:28:45.359 --> 01:28:49.159
I'm not in love with Don Junior. He's a little bit of a bullshit

1136
01:28:49.239 --> 01:28:53.399
artist. But for all that said
and done, this is a political family.

1137
01:28:53.520 --> 01:28:56.600
They don't embarrass themselves. They're well
spoken, they're good look and they

1138
01:28:56.680 --> 01:29:01.119
put together nice. You put that
is Biden's family, Jesus Christ, but

1139
01:29:01.199 --> 01:29:04.439
a disaster. So I have a
lot of respect for and you know,

1140
01:29:04.800 --> 01:29:08.800
for people to make fun of the
being a grandpa, the stupid woman on

1141
01:29:08.840 --> 01:29:11.880
the view, he's doing that to
get sympathy votes. Do you really think

1142
01:29:11.920 --> 01:29:15.399
he's a good grandpa. Yeah,
I do. What the fuck? Why

1143
01:29:15.439 --> 01:29:18.039
are we doing this? The kids
love him. The girl's got a golf

1144
01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:23.560
a golf game that the best schools
in the country are after giving this,

1145
01:29:23.800 --> 01:29:27.960
just get a scholarship. His granddaughter
was a Kai Kai Yeah, I mean,

1146
01:29:28.199 --> 01:29:30.039
yeah, these are the kids.
She's number one, She's number one

1147
01:29:30.039 --> 01:29:33.600
on my Trump Family rank. Yeah. Yeah, man, I mean,

1148
01:29:33.600 --> 01:29:38.760
look, it's the last shot,
the last the last shot up the hill

1149
01:29:38.840 --> 01:29:41.720
for Trump. I want him to
win. I said he'd win four years

1150
01:29:41.760 --> 01:29:45.079
ago when no one said he'd run
again. So I'm throwing all my money.

1151
01:29:45.119 --> 01:29:47.520
I pushed all my chips on Trump. Okay, so if he says

1152
01:29:47.800 --> 01:29:53.760
he if he wins, yeah,
So in twenty eight, you got advanced

1153
01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:57.640
Don Junior ticket, right, I
think they're going to tickle the ivory's on

1154
01:29:57.680 --> 01:29:59.880
that. Yeah. I think Don
Juing is going to stay in politics.

1155
01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:02.760
Sure it's Don Don Junior is a
twenty eight ticket, right, so you

1156
01:30:03.039 --> 01:30:08.880
eight years so then so then thirty
six, maybe Don Jor trying to think

1157
01:30:10.279 --> 01:30:15.000
ric Er can come in there.
They've got to bridge the gap to Baron

1158
01:30:15.039 --> 01:30:19.800
and Kai. They gotta ad So
this the the Trump monarchy could go we

1159
01:30:19.880 --> 01:30:23.760
could go. We could go a
long time. We could go into like

1160
01:30:23.840 --> 01:30:30.279
the twenty sixties and beyond, and
Kai Kai Trump could be a president.

1161
01:30:30.479 --> 01:30:34.079
What twenty what are we looking at? Gosh, won't let's say, let's

1162
01:30:34.079 --> 01:30:40.640
say thirty years for now, we'll
go twenty seven elections, right, twenty

1163
01:30:40.680 --> 01:30:45.319
sixty four, twenty she's only forty
five? No, no, no,

1164
01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:50.920
if it's if it's seventeen right now, So it's seven elections. Is twenty

1165
01:30:50.920 --> 01:30:57.359
eight years? So okay, she's
she's only forty five. There's nothing twenty

1166
01:30:57.920 --> 01:31:00.720
fifty two. Wow, I'm I
mean, what's that? How many years

1167
01:31:00.720 --> 01:31:02.640
ago from that? I mean,
I think I'll be dead. I'm pretty

1168
01:31:02.640 --> 01:31:08.760
sorry. I'll be gone by that. Yeah, we'll be gone. I'll

1169
01:31:08.800 --> 01:31:12.000
be gone, definitely. Know you'll
hang around. No, I don't want

1170
01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:14.039
to do night. I can't.
Yeah, I don't want to go.

1171
01:31:15.359 --> 01:31:18.760
I look like Biden going up a
flight a stairs. Yeah. I don't

1172
01:31:18.760 --> 01:31:21.239
want to leave my wife and follow
an ice cream truck in the street.

1173
01:31:21.319 --> 01:31:25.199
That's a bad look. If it's
mister softie, I'll do it. But

1174
01:31:27.079 --> 01:31:31.279
yeah, so you so, so
Kai's on the she's running and she may

1175
01:31:31.319 --> 01:31:34.720
have to wait. You may have
to wait till twenty sixty. Oh,

1176
01:31:34.760 --> 01:31:41.560
that's right. Actually, she'll be
another Robin will be in her fifties by

1177
01:31:41.560 --> 01:31:45.239
then, and that'd be more reason. Look, I just want Hollywood or

1178
01:31:45.479 --> 01:31:49.359
Washington to accept that Malania and Trump
is beautiful enough to put on the cover

1179
01:31:49.439 --> 01:31:54.279
of a friggin magazine. If we
can get them to do that. My

1180
01:31:54.479 --> 01:31:59.319
god, some of the models,
some of them. There have been some

1181
01:31:59.600 --> 01:32:02.439
great freaking posts over the last few
days, but the ones with her and

1182
01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:10.840
Jill side by side are so freaking
funny. I mean, so Clinton stand

1183
01:32:10.840 --> 01:32:14.359
at her, and Hillary didn't like
that years ago when Clinton kept looking at

1184
01:32:14.359 --> 01:32:16.279
her in the stands. Yeah,
she's a looker. I've ever heard of

1185
01:32:16.319 --> 01:32:18.680
New York. She had a look. I mean, she has a look.

1186
01:32:19.119 --> 01:32:23.319
Her eyes are very piercing. But
back in New York of the old

1187
01:32:23.359 --> 01:32:28.159
day, she was even more of
a Russian type. Her accent was much

1188
01:32:28.439 --> 01:32:33.319
thicker. She's how old is she? I mean, look, I would

1189
01:32:33.359 --> 01:32:38.279
say, if I'm sick, I
would say she's fifty two, maybe fifty

1190
01:32:38.279 --> 01:32:42.239
one. I was gonna say,
maybe let me see younger than fifty five.

1191
01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:47.600
Age, What do we got here? She's fifty four? Looks good,

1192
01:32:47.840 --> 01:32:51.920
looks very good, so seventy eight. So he did a twenty four

1193
01:32:53.000 --> 01:32:57.760
year cradle rob. There there you
go, ll Marlon Maples was Marl Maples

1194
01:32:57.880 --> 01:33:01.000
right now is probably what she's probably
the same age. I would think,

1195
01:33:01.000 --> 01:33:03.680
maybe fifty seven. Let me see. I think she's a little older.

1196
01:33:04.199 --> 01:33:10.680
Marla's probably fifty eight. Let me
see. You know, it's funny after

1197
01:33:10.720 --> 01:33:15.159
I wrote, I wrote to Trump
of sixty, Marlin sixty. I said

1198
01:33:15.199 --> 01:33:17.479
something on the show with how It
thirted, and I said, yeah,

1199
01:33:17.520 --> 01:33:21.479
you know, it's funny your ex
wife moved to La. I said,

1200
01:33:21.479 --> 01:33:24.920
I hope i'd run into it one
night. He got so mad, and

1201
01:33:25.439 --> 01:33:28.399
oh, yeah, you wish,
Jay, you was so mad. Well,

1202
01:33:28.439 --> 01:33:30.239
lo and behold. I'm hanging out
at my manager's house, big house

1203
01:33:30.479 --> 01:33:33.159
up on the hill, and me
and my buddy are writing a screenplay in

1204
01:33:33.239 --> 01:33:36.039
his living room. And there's a
knock on the door. I'll get it.

1205
01:33:36.439 --> 01:33:40.239
I run to the door. I
opened the door. It's fucking Marlon

1206
01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:44.840
Maples. She's coming to La.
And she was told my manager didn't tell

1207
01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:46.159
us, but he was going to
rent the house out, and she was

1208
01:33:46.159 --> 01:33:50.319
looking at it to be a perspective
renter. He didn't tell us at about

1209
01:33:50.520 --> 01:33:54.399
two months later, we're almost finished
with the screenplate. Knock on the door,

1210
01:33:54.439 --> 01:33:57.760
I'll get it. It's far and
faucet. She's looking at renting.

1211
01:33:58.000 --> 01:34:00.800
I couldn't believe it. And she
still looked great. Farah, this is

1212
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:03.600
good. This is around Columbine.
Was that two thousand and one right around

1213
01:34:03.640 --> 01:34:09.279
there? Because Columbine happened while we
were writing the screenplay. They both looked

1214
01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:13.159
great. I never met Marla,
never, you know, talked to her.

1215
01:34:13.199 --> 01:34:15.479
I mean I said hello and goodbye. But she was quite something back

1216
01:34:15.479 --> 01:34:20.600
in the day. And for sure, I mean man Trump when he was

1217
01:34:20.640 --> 01:34:24.600
younger, the hurdles he had to
go. I told you that story about

1218
01:34:24.640 --> 01:34:29.600
he was. He had Ivanna in
the Palace, in the Applause Hotel.

1219
01:34:30.199 --> 01:34:33.199
He also kept rooms for girlfriends.
He owned the hotel. So Marla's in

1220
01:34:33.279 --> 01:34:36.359
one of the Marla's in one of
the floors. No one knows, but

1221
01:34:36.600 --> 01:34:41.640
somebody found out the next day.
Was in the gossip columns. I know

1222
01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:45.359
the guy Anthony, who was the
manager of the Palace hotel of the Palace,

1223
01:34:45.640 --> 01:34:48.680
and Trump called him and said,
do me a favorite. Page six

1224
01:34:48.760 --> 01:34:54.199
has a story about Marla and me. I need you to get every newspaper

1225
01:34:54.239 --> 01:34:59.279
that comes to the to the plaza
and cut out that page. Anthony tell

1226
01:34:59.359 --> 01:35:03.279
me, I had to about about
four hundred newspapers so that no one could

1227
01:35:03.359 --> 01:35:06.920
read that page. That's the length. But you actually got that successful?

1228
01:35:09.600 --> 01:35:13.000
Yeah, I can. I can't
know. I'm surprised he remember it on

1229
01:35:13.039 --> 01:35:15.720
his way because he was he was
walking over to Burgdorf to do Egan Carroll

1230
01:35:15.800 --> 01:35:20.840
in a in a closet in a
rip date with Eging Carroll. Unbelievable.

1231
01:35:21.199 --> 01:35:26.119
How does this guy keep how does
he keep walking after all this shit they've

1232
01:35:26.159 --> 01:35:28.800
done to him. It's like,
I don't know, Mike, I don't

1233
01:35:28.840 --> 01:35:30.680
know what we're made of, but
he's made us something different. He really

1234
01:35:30.720 --> 01:35:35.239
is. That's a lot shoulders.
That's why I look, I've I've I

1235
01:35:35.399 --> 01:35:40.680
was. I wouldn't use the never
trumpet, but I was, I was

1236
01:35:40.760 --> 01:35:46.800
never Trump adjacent, and in the
last eighteen months he's I trust him enough

1237
01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:53.039
to vote for him, and he's
a much much better answer than the other

1238
01:35:53.119 --> 01:35:58.840
options, and those options I truly
believe will eve off because I don't.

1239
01:35:58.960 --> 01:36:05.560
This is a team that will not
accept anything but winning, and so they'll

1240
01:36:05.640 --> 01:36:11.279
just keep changing the rules until they're
figuring out a path that's winning. And

1241
01:36:11.359 --> 01:36:15.840
I don't think that Kamala Harris is
a path to winning. So I don't

1242
01:36:15.880 --> 01:36:18.479
know what the hell they could come
up with. I wouldn't be doing too

1243
01:36:18.479 --> 01:36:24.880
many rallies if I were her.
Once they start to start on this is

1244
01:36:24.920 --> 01:36:28.680
and this is really deep deep coaching. This is like Bill Belichick kind of

1245
01:36:28.720 --> 01:36:30.800
ship. They they're coming up with
something, and they've got all the great

1246
01:36:30.840 --> 01:36:34.600
political minds, starting with Obama to
figure shit out. It's a little bit

1247
01:36:36.720 --> 01:36:40.840
when you look at it. They
have. They have not a handful,

1248
01:36:40.920 --> 01:36:45.000
but they have a few people that
they know from polling could win. Yeah,

1249
01:36:45.239 --> 01:36:53.000
yeah, and so, but it's
how can you manipulate maneuver. I

1250
01:36:53.039 --> 01:36:57.520
don't think they who could beat Trump
right now a lot. I think they

1251
01:36:57.560 --> 01:37:00.079
have a lot too. I think
they have two or three. What do

1252
01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:02.000
you think, I think they have
two or three? I think names.

1253
01:37:02.319 --> 01:37:09.640
If you think I think they think
that, uh, that Wimer could win.

1254
01:37:09.720 --> 01:37:14.479
I think she's thinking nobody nobody cares
about the Michigan She said nobody they

1255
01:37:14.560 --> 01:37:17.399
think I think they think. I
know they think it that Shapiro could win.

1256
01:37:18.760 --> 01:37:24.479
There'll never be a Noody else.
I don't know about a Jewish candidate

1257
01:37:24.520 --> 01:37:27.159
right now. They'll never be a
Jew in the White House or an Italian,

1258
01:37:28.600 --> 01:37:31.319
said that confidently. Didn't mean we
already had an Italian. No,

1259
01:37:31.520 --> 01:37:36.039
Paulmo got close. And what's the
name that the woman was friend? What's

1260
01:37:36.039 --> 01:37:39.880
the name of the New York chick? Her husband had mafia tie. See

1261
01:37:39.920 --> 01:37:44.119
once you got mafia tie. I
think your kind of lived like an Italian

1262
01:37:44.119 --> 01:37:48.159
though. All right, Whitten,
right now they like they like Shapiro,

1263
01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:51.159
they like Fritzker. Give me a
break that failure for Millan oil. Who's

1264
01:37:51.560 --> 01:37:55.840
whose state is going down the tubes? One hundred and twenty people shot on

1265
01:37:56.239 --> 01:37:59.239
July twenty dead. Yeah, great
state. He's running, he's going around

1266
01:37:59.279 --> 01:38:03.640
the country. No, I don't
think that basher from Kentucky. I think

1267
01:38:03.680 --> 01:38:09.640
they know nothing about him, know
nothing about him. He's a very very

1268
01:38:09.680 --> 01:38:18.640
popular blue governor in a red state. There's people they any one of those

1269
01:38:18.680 --> 01:38:28.319
people does dramatically better than the cackling
creat Yeah. The Biden was the best

1270
01:38:28.319 --> 01:38:30.520
bet. Biden was the best bet. Even though he's on one leg and

1271
01:38:30.520 --> 01:38:34.000
one on the Banan appeal, he
was their best bet. We know he

1272
01:38:34.000 --> 01:38:38.239
couldn't last, but that was their
best bet. Now they're gonna just grab

1273
01:38:38.239 --> 01:38:41.640
straws and try to figure it out. No one cares. Look, I'm

1274
01:38:41.640 --> 01:38:45.279
gonna give you the uh, the
unintelligent guy at the end of the bar's

1275
01:38:45.399 --> 01:38:51.439
theory. Nobody cares about a guy
from Kentucky or a guy named Shapiro or

1276
01:38:51.520 --> 01:38:59.000
Whitner and the fucking bullshit kidnapped story. Trump will lay them out like Tyson

1277
01:38:59.159 --> 01:39:02.720
did every challenger that came his way. They have nothing, They can't brag

1278
01:39:02.760 --> 01:39:06.840
about their background like Trump can.
Trump's already done the job. I find

1279
01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:12.479
those people to be comical. Biden
would have been his best test and honestly,

1280
01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:15.439
as stupid as she is. Kamala
Harris comes from that fabric, comes

1281
01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:20.159
from that cloth, come from that
White House, and Hollywood fifty million dollars

1282
01:39:20.199 --> 01:39:25.279
in one day. Man, they
turned on their faucets again. Couldna I

1283
01:39:25.279 --> 01:39:29.920
think it was Jesus Christ. So
they're all dung ho for her good luck?

1284
01:39:30.199 --> 01:39:32.279
Yeah, but I'm not. I
don't mean this the way it's gonna

1285
01:39:32.279 --> 01:39:38.000
sound. But you can't put enough
lipstick on that too. It's just not

1286
01:39:39.199 --> 01:39:41.680
the Country's not that dumb. They're
not gonna be able to sell that.

1287
01:39:41.960 --> 01:39:45.640
But some of those other people are, so I just don't know how you

1288
01:39:45.680 --> 01:39:54.319
could possibly maneuver yourself to get there. We don't even have the second person

1289
01:39:54.399 --> 01:39:58.159
drop out before Oh my god,
election day. I mean, you can't.

1290
01:39:58.479 --> 01:40:05.920
And are are they? Is the
Republicans going to try and force the

1291
01:40:06.199 --> 01:40:11.920
hand and force a resignation? Now, I don't think that's for them.

1292
01:40:11.920 --> 01:40:17.560
I don't think given her the benefits
of being incumbent make any freaking sense.

1293
01:40:18.960 --> 01:40:24.199
Let it play out the way it's
playing out. He hasn't been president since

1294
01:40:24.279 --> 01:40:30.000
twenty twenty anyway, he hasn't been
making any of the decisions since then.

1295
01:40:30.119 --> 01:40:34.000
If I'm Trump, I just keep
my mouth shut for the next two weeks.

1296
01:40:34.680 --> 01:40:39.680
Just don't say too much, don't
be too don't be too braggy in

1297
01:40:39.720 --> 01:40:43.159
the media. Just tell him now, let them make mistakes. We've learned

1298
01:40:43.199 --> 01:40:48.000
them all. The Democrats talk and
do things. We see awful decisions.

1299
01:40:48.000 --> 01:40:53.359
They make things we can't explain,
things that look ridiculous. Let them keep

1300
01:40:53.439 --> 01:40:58.199
talking, finding their candidate, finding
her VP. Look, it's time for

1301
01:40:58.319 --> 01:41:00.800
us to just take a rest on
the side of the ring, you know,

1302
01:41:01.359 --> 01:41:04.279
take us up of water, listen
to your coach, and come out

1303
01:41:04.359 --> 01:41:08.600
fighting these people. Who they think
they're gonna go against Trump. They have

1304
01:41:08.640 --> 01:41:11.560
no idea the wood chip, but
they're gonna step into If they get to

1305
01:41:11.600 --> 01:41:15.720
that point, he's gonna tear them
apart, right, kill them. He

1306
01:41:15.840 --> 01:41:20.479
killed dynasties already. These people are
nobody. Shapiro the sheer fucking dead in

1307
01:41:20.479 --> 01:41:27.039
two minutes dead, America will laugh
at them. Well see what's the favorite,

1308
01:41:27.720 --> 01:41:30.600
right, But I'm looking, Look, there's there's a The problem is

1309
01:41:30.600 --> 01:41:34.840
that there's a there's a there's a
cap. There's there's a line past which

1310
01:41:34.960 --> 01:41:42.199
Trump can't go because you have as
many people who are now in his court,

1311
01:41:42.279 --> 01:41:46.119
you still have this tremendous number of
people who are you know, never

1312
01:41:46.760 --> 01:41:53.279
look, the third party candidate is
I think going to be going in the

1313
01:41:53.359 --> 01:41:58.680
end be the best thing that happened
for Trump. The fact that there is

1314
01:41:58.880 --> 01:42:02.560
a third party can't beat there because
I think it's it's it's going to give

1315
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:09.640
especially young people, another option away
from what the Dems present. So hey,

1316
01:42:09.680 --> 01:42:13.000
we uh, you got to go
in the morning, and we put

1317
01:42:13.079 --> 01:42:18.319
the audience to sleep about forty minutes
ago. So yeah, we're gonna get

1318
01:42:18.680 --> 01:42:23.600
I'm gonna get some text that Angela
Demino is going to tell me, She

1319
01:42:23.680 --> 01:42:28.920
draws the line in ed Creampole's the
hour mark or whatever. Everything is a

1320
01:42:28.920 --> 01:42:30.840
bitch, not we go all over
the board. That's the way we We

1321
01:42:30.920 --> 01:42:35.600
definitely did say a prayer tonight for
Albert. Okay, we'll keep out about

1322
01:42:35.680 --> 01:42:39.159
your thoughts, folks. Albert,
all right, buddy, dude, have

1323
01:42:39.199 --> 01:42:42.479
a great trip, Enjoy all the
rest of the week in Vegas. You

1324
01:42:42.560 --> 01:42:43.520
got it, all right,