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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven one the freak let me down again?

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Here you were my special plan.
Now you got me wondering we you

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have love again? Let me go? You let me down. I'm getting

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it. That's a point. I'll
add a point to my Maybe it's called

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let me down again? And now, yeah, I didn't write this one?

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Did you write one? Or many? Who? Solo coat or solo

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rights? The second one we played
like that? Yeah, what's the other

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one you did? And then that
woman of hell to no, no,

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no, no, I know you
hated that once. Yeah, those are

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my bottom too. Do you hate
having to play songs that other people write?

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No, not at all. Sometimes
prefer it. How many times does

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somebody write a song they're all excited
and they come in and you're like,

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a lot really, oh yeah,
that's not a good feeling. But a

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lot of bands, it's just that's
part of being in it. It's like

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a marriage. It's all about compromise. God, I really could do this

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for a long time. Have you
ever I mean, I'm sure the answer

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is yes. Have you ever been
very wrong? Like if someone brings in

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something and you're like, oh my
god, okay, turns into one hundred

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percent that's great. Yep, yep, Or it grows on you, I

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guess yeah, or you find something
in it and expound on that and it

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turns into something else, or you
just your taste change or whatever. Yeah,

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there's it's amazing. You deal with
a lot of agenda and ego because

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everybody wants their stuff to be heard. You spend all this time on your

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own working on a tune. You
bring it in and it's got a pass

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muster with you know, four other
dudes and maybe a producer, and if

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they're not feeling it, then you
kind of got's fascinating yea. And how

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about the bit and it's like art
so it's all subjective, you know,

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and the bit where it's like we
we didn't like his last three two songs,

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so we kind of have to now
do it. And then you're like,

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oh, I really love it,
and then let's just tweak this and

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this, and then you keep tweaking
stuff till it's really not even the song

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that you did, but you're like, your song's great. Yeah, And

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then you got to give Ringo one. Yeah, a Ringo It's it's one

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of the most you have to be
pretty emotionally agile, and to deal with

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some of the politics of it all. It's a pain in the ass.

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I wouldn't recommend being in a band
at all, but it's definitely a young

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man's game when you kind of have
that energy. But when you're older and

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you kind of get a little more
set that, you think that I don't

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want to compromise. I like the
way this is. Being in a band

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becomes increasingly difficult unless you've been together
for a long time. But starting a

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band in you know age or earlier
middle age, it's it's a lot harder

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than you think. Good times any
because I wanted to ask you if you

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joined the new band that I'm starting
up. It's twelve pieces called twelve Stubborn

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Men. It sounds we're all just
gonna work together and figure this out,

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all right. Can you imagine it's
no nothing that's terrible. Twelably, we

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are twelve stubborn men. It's like
a jury. That sounds horrible. Angry

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man, I'm going to politely decline
your invitation. Think about it. Think

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about it. We've collabed on so
much already. Danny and I are co

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musicians. Could I give you one
sports thing lighting fast. So I was

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watching some of that game last night, the Ravens and Bengals, right,

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and I could have pulled the audio
and it probably would have been a lot

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better. It would have taken a
little bit of editing, but there was

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like the wildest one minute in sports
in a while. So let me just

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run you through the scenario. So
the Ravens had the ball Z Flowers sixty

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eight yard touchdown? Right, okay, h flag call back holding OBJ.

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Crowd is booing. They show the
replay terrible. Announcers are like, that's

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awful, what a awful call.
That should have been a touchdown. Cut

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to Joe Burrow, who had just
run off the field. He's trying to

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throw one a warm up pass.
He just injured his wrist. He falls

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out of his hands, it says
all within a minute, Yes, the

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ball falls out, he winces.
They're like, oh no. He starts

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walking toward ultimately the locker room.
The crowd is still booing like crazy.

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They cut to the ref time out
do to an administrative issue. What I'm

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like, what the hell is that
crowd still booing? Show Joe Burrow like

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somebody forgot to pay the account,
right, Joe Burrows running to the locker

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room, and I think it's Herbstreet
or maybe Al. I think there's a

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drone on the field. No way, yes, all within a minute.

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I rewounded and watch the whole thing. I'm like, that's the most chaotic

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sixty seconds I've ever seen. Wow. And then they do cut to a

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drone with the green and the red
lights. Cash, you got a bunch

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of drones. I mean, it
was it on the field. It was

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over the field that I guess was
the administrative time out because they had a

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drone attack happening. Wow, it's
why you're supposed to fly over stadium,

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of course not. It's huge.
It was just a bizarre I thought about

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pulling the audio because Al's trying to
make sense of all this, and I

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mean, the massive news of Joe
Burrow leaving, the Ravens getting screwed,

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the crowd hating it. There's a
drone over the field. I'm gonna look

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that up. It was. It
was really wild. I'm gonna look that

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up. That story. I had
to h two, were you gonna do

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hot mop in a minute? In
a minute? You are right now?

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No? Two things like you're ready
to go home. I uh, I

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listened to the show every morning.
Wow, that is sweet. Yeah,

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no, I do. And in
your fifty yeah yeah, you under fifty.

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That tower that's great, perfect,
perfect, and people in your mailbox.

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You guys had me on whistle talk
uh huh. I was whistling Patience

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by Guns n' Roses the rest of
the day. Yeah, because you guys

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had, you know, just and
I had. I cannot wait. Christine

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is gonna be whipped by this,
but I cannot wait to hear to make

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her try to whistle. They're on
remote today, I believe, but if

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we're nice, she will give us
a nice little whistling. It sounds like

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a broken kazoo. Dude, It's
just And like I said last time,

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she goes yeah, there's a little
in there, and I'm like, yeah,

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you're real close. I want to
I want she gonna be the thing

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tonight killing it. Yeah, okay, I want it in person. Maybe

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we'll get her to whistle the national
anthem before the movies. What a great

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idea and that sweet Yes, everybody's
stay remove your hat. And without telling

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I, we'd like to welcome Christina
Ray to the front of the stage.

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There's a lectern and a microphone and
they're like, all right, it's all

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yours. Our national anthem whistled.
Carl Lewis runs out from behind the court

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curtain. I've got this, and
everyone's like thank you. And the other

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thing is I am such a fan
of the Hot Mop in general. I

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like the idea of it, and
I love the theme song. But in

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my head it's not an egregious error. Okay, but there's a missed opportunity

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in the lyrics to the song because
the way that you sing it, the

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way you perform it, I see
it as who's a B fifty two singer?

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Fred Schnyder. Yes, in my
mind, in my head, that's

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the way that you are. Is
that what you're going for? It's kind

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of going for an electric six trip? Where are you? Yeah? Well,

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in my in the way that I
hear it, I hear of the

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B fifty two's and the whole idea
of the Hot Mop in my hand that

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you say at the end, I
I have this this feeling that it should

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be more ethereal than that, and
it should be the hot Hot Mop.

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In my mind, it doesn't rhyme, It doesn't rhyme. It doesn't matter.

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Okay, And this bothers This has
been bothering you for months that when

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I hear that line, I think
of the hot mop in my mind,

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and I cannot both of you stop
smoking marijuana. This is why we're Danny

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and I talk and we have to
kick you out. Of twelve angry men,

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you're making it no I disagree.
We are now eleven less angry man,

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eleven unhappy dudes. Well, I
don't know music because he bought the

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website, so we have to We're
kicking him out with revamp it a little.

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All right, Well, decide for
him sing along at home whatever you

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want. Take a tar part,
okay, catch just making sure what other

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change is. He's got a whole
page of notes. We made an awful

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mess, Acquiesced, Sorry about your
fancy dress. Your guy better grab a

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hot mopet the hot moto clean it
all up with trusty mob is hand rhin

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wearing nothing. See yeah, okay, care hot mop in my mon leave

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the one point seven rating sauce.
Look all right, when's the last time

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you mopped with your mind? You
mop with your hands, You hold the

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stick and you swab the little wig
on the ground A little little yarn wig

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and take it to a whole other
level. Man. He did just go

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palms up, like, yeah,
exactly last time. Yeah, you can't

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off with your mind. All right, you've left. Uh. I don't

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know how many we got. JJ's
been putting them together a lot. She

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nodded at me, as if to
say, a lot fire in. I'm

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Johnny Hecker. I'm calling you because
I heard you guys were having a little

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bit of a laugh about the writing
that's on my towel. And I totally

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get that. It's a little weird
at first, but it is also serious.

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It's about my dietary restrictions. The
front side says I eat ass,

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but the backside says, and I'm
allergic to nuts. I also wanted to

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invite you guys to a party that
I'm having. It's a pot look,

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but it's them. There's a little
bit of a twist. It's based on

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the movie Human Centipede. So just
bring yourself and you brought your dish,

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and don't worry about the white carpet. Oh my god, you did this.

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I'm sorry. This is like when
I got in trouble for farting in

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French class and the principal called my
mom in and my mom blamed my dad

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what because he farted at home?
And I was taught that fartan's funny.

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You don't need to be taught that, right, so I didn't get in

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trouble for farting and mister Gabbar's French
class. Let me tell you something,

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the first time, Malcolm was old
enough to understand what was happening. He

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didn't need me to say. By
the way, what you just did is

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hilarious. He just started laughing.
It's instinct. But you brought up this

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situation that led to that talkback,
So it's not his fault, it's yours.

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What do you want from me?
Dude? That literally just made me

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a gag. I was I almost
lost it right there. Really, what

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do you approved? I don't want
to talk about it anymore. What do

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I want from you? I want
you to have a great weekend. Thank

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you. Here's hot mop number two. Man to me, it's crazy to

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hear a bunch of grown men talk
about and never seeing a gun, holding

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a gun or nothing. Obviously they're
from another country. They got a different

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situation over there. But man,
if my family's getting together, they're bringing

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two or three guns with them.
We shoot skeied almost every weekend. Uh,

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crack some coal ones fire at the
grill. Man, it'd be crazy

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not to have that in my life. Man. We've been doing that ever

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since I was a little kid.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

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It's a cultural thing, man.
I grew up with it too. Look,

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everybody at his house doesn't wear union
jack shorts like they do over there.

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Yeah, it doesn't seem weird to
them. Look, I'm not gun

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man whatever. But you say we
can sit like down by a lake,

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drink some beer and shoot. I
don't know that target of those bottles way

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over there, and what gamble on
it? I don't know. Do we

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gamble or would you do it for
fun? That sounds awesome. That's fun,

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especially when you got somebody in the
family like that. It's way into

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it and they have a pretty big
arsenal like Uncle Ken. Not uncommon after

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Christmas presents were opened in the time
between present time and time to eat Uncle

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Ken, my dad Phil Fell and
me to roll down to the Brassis Creek

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the Brasses River banks and just shoot
crap for two hours. Eh. That

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sounds fun. Here, try this
thirty o six. Here try this forty

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five. I'm seven over that clacking
Springfield nineteen eleven that basically kicked so hard

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it hits me in the top of
the head. But yeah, that was

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normal life out there. Man.
Can you crack your shoulder or something with

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a shotgun? Yeah? I was
ski shooting with a shotgun and I didn't

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know that I was supposed to hold
it firmly against my shoulder. I got

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a little excited and extended my arms
to get a little closer. You want

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to make sure he hit that thing
to the clay and then yeah, and

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there's a picture of me doing the
oha old Yeah, exactly was it you

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or me that got the cut above
the eye with a rifle? Your eye

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too close to the scope and the
kickbait? I think that was me too,

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Is that it Uncle Marvin's Yeah,
we're done with guns, liquor,

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guns and holidays. It's a perfect
blend. SIROI. You just got out

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metal batted by your brit friends.
That was awesome. I didn catch it,

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did you? Sam went off on
one quick one. Is he yeah?

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He can. He can get a
nice RPM cranked up. Those of

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us in the business respect. I
guess when you really crank it up,

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when you're at the level that you
live at. Yeah, you respect many

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don't eat you there, notice it
all right, may have to pull Sam

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metal Beat and I am so freaking
stoked for the beast. It is the

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sole release party tonight and is going
to be epic and emotional and it's going

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to be amazing. I will see
you there, dingo oh, I love

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that we'll be there. It's tonight. It's Alamo Draft House, Cedars location.

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You can try to get tickets.
I don't know if tickets to the

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actual shows are still available, but
again before the shows, between the seven

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o'clock and nine o'clock showing and after
the nine o'clock showing, drinking DJ's party

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with all the bastards of Soul.
We're gonna make it fun. Yeah,

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it's gonna be some heavy moments,
but definitely intersected by some good memories and

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you know, laughter and friends and
fellowship and all that stuff. Yeah wait,

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yeah, so come even again,
even if you can't get tickets,

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just come drink at the sweet Ass
Bar at Alamode or a T shirt or

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something. Yeah, get some merch
merch. Maybe cash will be selling some

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baseball cards out of there, or
some soap. Yeah, leftover soap that

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he wouldn't give away earlier that he's
hoarding. Soap is expensive almost Thanksgiving,

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and cash is in the studio,
So you guys need to do Chef X,

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chef X, chef X, chef
X. I don't is he here?

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It's a busy time for chef X. Well, clearly the season of

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holiday. Uh huh. He's preparing
a glorious menu as we speak. I'm

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sure, what are we six days
away from Thanksgiving? He's definitely he's warming

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up bowls right now because they gotta
be hot come Thanksgiving morning. Chef X

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is balls deep in some yams.
I would like to I would be curious

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just to you know how Chef X
would make a sweet potato casse role if

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you were here, if he was
here, well, if we were only

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that luck, he would need to
purchase a large potato bag and a blade.

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What's the and the lines up the
blade for bowls in a circular formation.

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He puts the potatoes in the middle
of the hottest of bowls and then

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chefs, why are the bulls in
a circle? And then you gotta go

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blade sharp side down mm hmm.
And it's a potato party. There you

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go. You can find the recipe
online. What's not to get printable version?

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What temperatures? The what is the
oven at five thousand for how long?

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A five thousand three seconds? That
would work? I think if you're

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in a rush Thanksgiving, the rush, if you're behind, chef Ax does

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a lot of sides, fifty sides
fifty plus sidsad you don't have enough ovens.

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Look, chef Bec's what he gave
is full Thanksgiving report. It was

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so great. I think Chefac's is
paranoid that he could never replicate the success

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of Chefax's Thanksgiving tips. You know
what to do. Plus, we do

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fresh things here. We don't have
to regurgitate the same old bits over and

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over. So let's do this.
Let's do this. Why'd we bring cash

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in? Remember their kids? You
guys like circa the orphanage? Right?

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Remember that? Remember when you like
this. Let's let's let's uh closer to

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Christmas. The traditional Christmas countdown to
crimo uh seven fishes dinner. We'll have

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chef X. That's a classic,
right right, yes, oh yeah,

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I mean many families celebrate with the
seven fishes and the seven dishes with seven

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uneaten fish dessert. Yeah, so
we'll have We'll have chef X there.

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We'll talk about that. Billions of
types of fish. That's a good point,

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Mike, speaking of food. Speaking
of the fish boys, Ben Skim,

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Steve Christina who wear whistle Guys Skin
is no longer with us. Oh

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again, is there an email?
He has turned his back on the listener

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one more time? Damn it really
should they should be used to that by

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now, right, Yeah, and
uh, he's just decided not to come

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in. We were like, hey, what time you're gonna get here.

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He's like, I don't care about
the listener anymore. That is what he

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said. Yeah, he aggressive some
bubble water too. I think that kind

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of rally. You gotta be careful
with bubble water. He burned himself the

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hottest water you can find, bubble
water. Is it true that Serroy,

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that you were farting in mister Gar's
French class? Uh? Yeah, mister

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Gabbar didn't find as funny as I
did when I cleared out French and sixth

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grade made his dad take the heat
for it. No, I was shocked,

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Yeah, I was shocked. Miss
Duffy called called in Mom. I

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think called in dad too. Oh
yeah, yes, called in Mom and

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Dad and me, and I'm like, this is it. I'm done.

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Finally crossed the line, and she, miss Duffy, alerted them to my

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transgressions, and I think my dad
said, you call me all the way

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in here. He's like I was. I was putting rivets in a fifty

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foot catamaran and I got a lake
in a race in Michigan next weekend,

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and you called me all the way
way in here because my kid farted in

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French class. And I'm like,
oh my god, he's got my back.

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That never happens, yep. And
did you get in trouble? No,

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not really, because they started arguing. Then Mom started arguing with Dad

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and like this is serious, and
Miss Duffy, this is serious. And

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my Dad's like, I'm leaving,
and I'm like I'm leaving too. I'm

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a dad, I'm going to English. Let's go fart. I'm going to

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Civics. Let's go fart, Dad, let's part in the parking lot.

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I'm like, man farted high five
the rest of the weekend. Where are

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you guys at, Well, we're
at Pluckers and Grapevine today to join us

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if you want to, you know, used to be people would have a

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catch with their dad. If you
want to come have a fart Mike soroy

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you can. He'll be out of
you and Big Mike can synchronize. And

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now to honor the end of your
show, thank you, we'd like Christina

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to whistle while he lower the music. Here's Christina. Thank you so much,

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Christina, and start now. I'm
never seleonor to that nickname, Hong

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King, pretty good of the century. You are beautiful, Christina. Thank

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you, Love you boys, Ben, have fun and we'll see some of

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you tonight at Alamo Draft House Theaters. Thank you, Danny, Thank you

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JJ. Thank you to Ben,
Sam and Harry of the Late Breaking F

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one podcast for joining us in the
seven o'clock hour. Support them boys,

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but biggest thank you brother Cash.
Great to have you on the radio again.

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That was fun as heck. Fun
is good night with Johnny Hecker.

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Yeah, if anybody could be that
look. Yeah, we'll see you Monday

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on the downbeat. Bye. Yeah,