Made a decision. Oh pace, sunny sum, I had a vision like,
n what's up? Everybody? Welcome to for crying out loud. We
are your host. Stephanie Wilde Taylor's over there. Do you ever just feel
like as a as a mom? I don't know if you guys know we're
all parenting over here. I just have so much stuff in my brain at
all times that and there's no one to like farm it out, you know,
being the default parent, there's no how do you relieve the like,
don't you feel like you have so many things? Like you're spinning so many
plates at all times? Yes, I dot ever go away? I don't
now. No, now it doesn't know well, I mean it's still going
now. I mean my kids are still living with me. So everybody,
somebody's got a problem, problem, problem, you know, like right like
right now, you're dealing with something Natalia's got. Did they talk about it
on the other show, her conjunctive itis? Yeah? Yeah, but also
you just got your Yeah. So Wendy's going to the drug store to get
her prescription and they locked the door. They locked the door, and they
don't have the key to the house. But she thought I had a keypad
to get into the garage. But I don't, oh because I used to,
so she thought she I was like, no, this house doesn't have
that. But the good news is this, a young Santino is home and
you know it's probably sleeping, but they can wake him up. Oh yeah,
so he's home. Oh and Natalia, why'd they call you if he's
there? They didn't call me. They text me and said they locked themselves
out of the house and then Jackie hit her car on. Okay, here's
the thing, you know these kids. Natalia has a friend who drives her
older brother fucking big ass Ford one fifties black pickup truck, a pickup truck,
and it's reason I don't know, but at least she's got transportation.
Fine, but she leaves this car and she used to do this at the
other house in our driveway in front of the garage for days. Doesn't she
want her car? Like a Friday will come and then she'll park it and
then her and Italia hang out all weekend and Italia does the driving everywhere.
It goes everywhere because Italian don't want to be seen in the Ford fifty one
to fifty pickup truck or whatever, and so the car just sits in my
driveway and I'm like, bitch, put it on the street. There's plenty
of parking on the street. We have other people coming and going in adam
me, all the Sonny Natalia people are coming and going, and we're all
maneuvering around this big ford fucking truck. Now we live in another house,
and there's the driveway, and there's you know, a two car garage,
and then there's a little spot off to the right of the driveway where you
can park your car out of the way. So when people are coming and
going inside the garage, then there's a third spot. Okay, I guess
who gets the third spot, Sonny. But anyway, Sunny parks his car
on the street. Now there's plenty of street parking right in front of my
house. It's a beautiful front lawn. And spoiler alert, guess what's parked
right in front of my goddamn house for four or five days now, since
Thursday of last week. Today's Monday. This motherfucking car. Where is she?
Does she not want her car? What about her older brother? Doesn't
he want it? This is somebody? It's parked right in front of my
house, and I gotta look at it. So now like Jackie, my
niece's over there. She's like Auntie Lynette, I'll be happy to park my
car on the street, but should you know, I'll have to park it
like up the hill and down the street because this fucking car is in front
of your house. So I tell her park off to that side. Let's
send parked sunnil park in the street. You park off anyway. This morning
they leave the house and Jackie just got this new car. It's a it's
a used twenty fifteen car that her husband got her, and uh, you
know, it's it's the nicest car she's ever had. She had was driving
an old Jeep Cherokee and he got her this used Mercedes like suv. Nice
cute. She was so happy about this car. And we were looking at
it yesterday and it's cute. Well, this morning, not only did they
lock themselves out, Jackie's driving to go get the prescription backs her car into
the little wall she didn't see and scratches her car. And it would have
been fine if she would have parked it on the street, but this for
fifty trucks parked right there. You know, she could park it somewhere else.
But whatever the point, where is the owner of the try She's She's
not with Natalia anymore, That's what I'm saying. I even abandoned her car.
She just goes home, and like, I don't know, nat does
drop her. Natalia will drop her off at home, and then what doesn't
she want her car? Well, I I would yeah, you would think
she's a teenager. What teenager doesn't want to form a transportation? Why is
it at my house? And why does she park it right in front of
Everything's surprised that the people on next door in your neighborhood are not going crazy.
They might have toad. I know, you leave a car for like
twenty four hours and people are like, why is there a car on the
street. I don't recognize that person that doesn't belong to anybody. Luckily there's
nobody. The person to the right of us is like kind of down and
like they don't get to see it because there's driveways on the other side of
the street, and then there's really not anybody across the street. And then
so I'm the only one that has to sit there and look at this fucking
car. It's just ugh. I still don't get it. But anyway,
that's what's going on right now in my house. Jackie scratched her car and
they're off to go. Uh get a description for Natalia and yeah wow yeah,
m hmm. Well, my kids, as I told you on our
Tuesday show, the kids had this ginormous music show and then so now today's
so. Then the next day, that was Sunday, today's Monday when we're
recording, but we're also recording our Friday show. So my kids, I
felt so bad because it was all day, it was a losing and then
they had to go to school this morning and this is their last week of
school, and then they had oh but they're loading my kids. Both of
my kids were very stressed out because I don't know why this is, but
a lot of the teachers saved a bunch of stuff for the last week of
school. Now, traditionally, the last day of school, you just fuck
around all week. You write your book, you write stuff in people's yearbooks,
you have a party, somebody brings and donuts. Right, isn't that
how we should be out of the last Yeah, you shouldn't do any work.
No, No, My kids have a Spanish a verbal Spanish test that
they're worried about. They have to present their final English project. They there's
all these things that are still outstanding. Xander was totally stressed out this morning.
I woke them up. I was like, one last week of school
and then you're free, and he was like, yeah, but this might
I know my kids too. They had so much to do, so much
work, so many presentations, so many essays. Everything needed to be done.
You know, old assignments need to be turned in, blah blah blah,
and you know, but they're done and it's old. I'm also I'm
worried about my kids because, uh, Sadie and Xander want jobs. First
of all, this is like typical, but yet in years past, I
don't even know. I don't even know what my kids do over the summer.
So Xander has this one trip planned, but Sadie doesn't have any plans.
And my kids are both Sadie has a you know, as you know,
she's a little uh introverted, but left to their own devices, they'll
just be home all day. I mean, I need them to both have
jobs because especially Sadie, I need you to have something to do. And
she has these ideas of places that she wants to work, but she hasn't
applied anywhere yet because she's been so busy at school, right, and so
she hasn't really So I'm worried that school. That school is going to be
out day one of summer break. She's going to be like, oh now
what like, And I'm worried that the motivation shall lose steam right very quickly,
right, And I'm going to be in charge of like, Okay,
have you tried? Have you called this place? Have you called that place?
Like? And I don't like they. I do want them to do
it for themselves, right, But I have to remember Elb didn't have her
first job until junior year, but that's because it was COVID her whole sophomore
year. She was home from school starting junior year, she was having a
little bit of friendship drama, and I told her, you need to get
a job, like that's going to take your mind off of You need something
that's in your life beside school. And I was in the same mode as
I am with Sadie and Xander, where I was like, what about this
place? She was like, I want to work at PACSUN And I was
like, I remember that. I don't think you're going to want to like
fold clothes all night. It's not going to It seems fun until you're on
your feet all day and it's just you know, minimum wage. So then
when we were at this laser tag place, I was like, you know,
this looks fun. The kids look like they're having a good time,
and I told her you should look it up, and she looked it up
and the application was online. A lot of these places now to do their
apps online. Yeah. Right, in the old days when we are you
have to you have to go to the mall and ask for an application,
which would make my kids want to die, like, go, can I
have an application? But you don't do that anymore. You know what you
do? You have to have a resume, okay, And my kids are
like, well, what am I going to put on my resume now?
I don't know, babysitting a reference and feature podcasting like like right, like
what is the relevant like experience to work a Trader Jokes? Yes for a
kid, I know, I know. Trader Joe's is a fun first job.
Xander really wants to work at Oh it's fun, Nicholas when he that
was one of his first jobs, and he loved it. He was like,
everybody's just like a family, you know, Like everybody's like, what
are you doing after work? And I'm like, that's how work is,
excuse me, you know. And people would be like, you know,
hanging out in the break room. And he's like, yeah, we get
you know, mandatory breaks, and you know, you get like these days
off and you get overtime and blah blah, and you get to wear the
cool Hawaiian shirt. And he's like, it was just so easy. And
he's like and then and he's kind of a foodie and he's like, you
know, and then you figure out like all these cool foods, like did
you know Trader Joe's has these like nyochi, you know, blah blah blah.
Like he loved it. It was fun and the people that worked there
were super cool. Yeah, it's a fun first job. I highly recommend
it. Yeah. He also, don't you have to be eighteen, No,
you can be sixteen. But they they do hire, but they have
a limit on how many miners they hire, right, so if a store
already has their quota of miners, they won't hire anybody under eighteen. But
also when you go online, you put in like your zip code, and
it tells you which Trader Joe's are hiring, but like the one by our
house is not hiring and hasn't been for a while. So he's trying to
figure out he doesn't want to have to drive far to go to his job.
Yeah, you know. But and then Sadie wants to work at Color
Me Mine, and Sadie wants to maybe work in a hair salon or right,
so it's like, I feel like I'm gonna have to sit down with
her and we're gonna have to go, Okay, who do we know?
But yeah, I feel like this is gonna be my project helping them.
It is going to be exactly. But Natalia just went to that place and
said she started out going wanting Trader Joe's and oh really yeah, but they
weren't hiring. And then yeah, but then she because she loves that restaurant,
we would go like all the time, you know, and I think
her and her boyfriend went and saw that they were hiring, so she was
like, just said I'd like an application, and they knew they know her,
like she grew up going there, right, And they called me and
they said, Natalia is interested, we're interested in hiring. We need somebody
like tomorrow, And she got hired. And now her other friend, her
one of her best friends, works there too as a hostess. So now
it's like, hey, can I can you take my shift? Like so
they do that. But yeah, I mean she she loves it, like
she's the hostess. It's you know, she's she's a lot of interesting people,
a lot of people that we know in the neighborhood come in and blah
blah blah. And then Sunny wants a driving job because that way he can
you know, he's got the overactive bladder, so that way he can just
like you know, be on his own hours and not you know, if
he has to stop to go whatever. Like he's got its flexibility and he
loves to drive. He loves going on drives and he's he's a very good
driver. He's a very very good driver. So he can drive for like
door dash or like something like that. One of his friends delivers flowers like
oh yeah, and he and he wants he's interested in, you know,
applying for that. So that'd be a cool job, would be fun.
Yeah, make people's day. Although who's home anymore. I know, usually
just leave it on their porch. Yeah, right, So livering flowers seems
so like old school. I don't know why. I feel like, now
there's like an app or something where you want to send flowers, you just
there is, but somebody, somebody's got to deliver it. Yeah. Yeah,
So like most even apps, they deal with local flower shops. Right,
so then wherever your area is, it's the local flower shop and then
there you go. I don't know, yeah, I think, yeah,
I know, I'm just making shit up that go along. I'm like,
here's how flower delivery works, right, or I don't know, or maybe
the YMCA they like going there, you know, you know, maybe the
summer programs, you know, like basketball in our area, there's the summer
camp basketball for kids. There's always these older kids that are seniors or just
right out of high school doing it. So I don't know, I know,
I feel like Xander could do that too, but it might be too
late to apply to some of that those jobs, I think. The I
don't know if they even have those jobs. I don't even know where to
look, where to tell them to look, Like, where do you look
for those local jobs anymore? Used to be like Craigslist and stuff, but
nobody does that. Maybe next door app that's just for sex now, I
think Craigslist, Yeah, right right, Caitlin. Sure. And we would
say hi to our peeps. Oh no, we didn't say hi to our
people. How let's say hi to them right now? We got Krista Stroop
and Sandra Green and Jennifer Falls and Aaron Sanchez and Sarah Stefano and Leslie why
cough still cough, Alicia Escalante, Kelly Brandt and Rebecca Lubin and Vashbaze so
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Moehler and Valerie Bubba Fenwick and Polly Butterfield and Athena Gintrid. You guys probably
are like I didn't even know there was their real names some of these femens
now, Elizabeth Williamson and Rita Bassiette and Jacob Crowley and Leslie Acosta. Oh
see costing people though, That's that says it right there in the name,
I know. And Nikki Collier, Aaron Landis, Katie Murphy with a lot
of ease, Lauren Goldberg, Kelly Bloody dah Rachel Newcomb Richard frolicker, also
frolicker, Dick frolicker frolicking, You're Dick's frolicking. And also, I just
want to say that our girl, Stephanie Stinker Rinker is telling you to go
to the Trevor Project for the month of June. Donate some money. Let's
stand up for trans people and gay people and queer people and people that just
love people people, and let's help. Let's help the Trevor Project. It's
in the prizing organization. It's fucking Pride month. Yeah, assholes. I
saw a funny Oh, now I'm gonna screw it up. I can't think.
I think Jimmy's sister Jill posted something like it's Pride month. Well,
I can't remember. I'll find it was that. I hope all the homophobes
are super uncomfortable this month. It was there was one of I saw that
one, No hers was she wrote it and it was pretty funny. She's
a comedian. Oh, it was really clever and funny. Oh damn it.
I should think her. We should have her on the show. Sometimes
that's a good that's a good idea. Yeah, okay, let's do that.
I'm gonna we had her on the show years and years ago. Remember
we did. I yeah, I can, I kind of remember that were
there. No, I think Gary was there. That was like before she
was really doing stand up. Now she's I mean she's all over literally all
over the world. She goes to like like performs for the troops. She
goes on all these cruises and performs, and she's done it all on her
own without any help of anybody in her family. Wow, for the most
Yeah, she did. She wanted it that way, even though she has
the same last name. But and she doesn't she's she's she doesn't work blue,
you know what I mean, Like she's she's really good. No,
No, she she's old, like she's very uh you know, she's traditional
like Catholic Italian family she comes from, you know, so I think she
wouldn't say anything. I mean, she's hilarious, she's really funny, and
we should get her on the show. Yeah, she was funny when she
was on the show the first time. I can only imagine she's gotten funnier.
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of Jimmy Kimmel. Yes, Oh my god, I always tell you so.
Lynette sent me this really funny thing, fucking hilarious. It was basically
Jimmy Kimmel's monologue though after Trump got uh convicted. And but I have to
just this is just kind of funny because Lynette sends me this thing and she
goes, oh my god, this is hilarious. I was watching it while
I was getting waxed at the nail stop, Okay, and I'm watching it
and I'm like, I mean, I can't really imagine that you're like laughing
out loud. But this was because it was there was a lot of lead
up to what you were actually sending me. So I'm watching them and I'm
like, I mean, Jimmy Kimmel's funny, but like this this monologue is
not all that right, and I was trying to imagine you. I was
like, it's not really just like peing herself laughing at this monologue, which
is which he had to write all of a sudden because the jury came back
with the verdict. So I was like, this is kind of like sloped
together. But I was like, you know what, I trust my girl,
So I'm going to keep watching. Something funny is gonna happen. And
I'm watching it and watching it, and then all of a sudden, he
throws to Tony Barbieri, Yes, Tony Barbieri as the character Jake Bird.
He goes, He's and then I find I fall down a rabbit hole because
now I'm watching all these Jake Bird videos from eight years ago. And shit
when he like, he does this character who's off as Rocker, and he
shows up at all these trials, like he's gone to the Britney Spears,
you know, free Britney Spears trial. He's gone to Lindsay Lohan, Michael
Jackson, he goes to the flat Earthers. He flat out of hell.
It's called Oh that's so funny. Yes, and and he does these and
so Jimmy and he shows and he gets on TV. He got on CNN
last week in the crowd, like and he's supposedly, you know, like
wants to free Trump, and he's on Trump's side. He's wearing a shirt
that says free Don Free, Like it looks like it says freedom, but
it's like free Don. And every time somebody is like doing a crazy thing
about getting interviewed, he goes with them and he's like, I agree with
you with this. I wish we could play it for you guys. We
should post it in our for Crying out Loud group. That'd be so fun.
Yeah, that was that's what we should do. I should clip.
Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Yeah, that's the thing.
It's like, you don't want to watch the whole dialogue, so we
should We'll just clip it from uh jube. Yeah, we need to tell
you all the details. We'll figure it. Yeah, yeah, it's it's
if you want to. Yeah, just go like on YouTube and look up
Jake Bird. It's spelled b r y D Bird with y and yeah,
it's freaking hilarious. Some of you guys might remember that I recently was at
an event, a school's gala, and he was the auctioneer, and he
was being so funny. I was crying laughing, He's really funny. My
stomachurt, so then I was laughing out loud. I'm having a bikini wax,
which hurts. Oh, it's very very painful, you know, so
this kept your mind off of it. It was so helpful. I was
laughing out loud. My waxer lady, her name's Baby Kim. Baby Kim
was like, oh, it's so funny, and I was like, this
was right, right right. I was like, it's pretty funny. And
it was funny because you would think I don't know why you would think this,
but my nail lady was I was like, yeah, you know,
because he got convicted, you know whatever, and she thirty four counts and
then she was like, yeah, sentencing July eleventh. I was like,
okay, baby Kim girl, Yeah, I see you. I love that.
I was trying to show her some Jake Bird though. She was like
I'm busy. I got yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to
rip the hair off of your body. But anyway, yeah, I was
laughing very hard. Once I got to the the Jake Bird. I thought
it said it when I sent it to you. No, it just said
it just a Jimmy it. It was just Jimmy Kimmel and then he's doing
his mom alogue a long. It was kind of a lot. Yeah,
yeah, it was just funny that I was glad you stuck with it,
got good payoff. Yes, oh my god. So so oh yeah what
about Oh sorry? Then well really quick, before we get to that,
I got in another little kerfuffle with a neighbor over the ricket dog. So
I'm walking, Okay, okay. My dog is old Penelope. She's old,
and she's she's more she only she likes certain dogs. She's always on
the leash. I walk her the same she has to go the same path
every single day. Anybody that has a dog that's stubborn knows what I'm talking
about. She will not veer off of her. She's very used to the
way she wants to go. She goes one way. In the morning,
we walk, we walk through our neighborhood straight to the park, and then
we walk a little bit around the park. And she knows exactly where she
wants to go. Where she thinks she's going to find chicken bones or an
old dog poop, and then she wants that's what she wants, and then
she wants to walk back the same direction. You cannot veer her. It's
hard to veer her. If you see other dogs, it's hard to even
go around them because she's like, she wants I want to be the way
I want to go, and this is my sidewalk. Yeah, okay,
So when you get to the the park, it's not an off leash park.
It's a park where there are people. Some people are playing soccer like
there. It's not just a roller skate in that park. Yeah, some
people take their dogs off the leash. I don't have a problem with that.
I don't have a problem with that. If you want to take your
dog off the leash and you're far away from other people's dogs, and your
dog wants to go chase a squirrel and your dog is a good dog and
not going to approach. Your dog listens and isn't going to approach another dog,
that's fine. I don't care. I'm not in the business of like
getting But I was walking Penelope the other day and there was there was a
there was this was a four dog situation. Okay, Oh, there's a
dog and a guy is putting his has his dog in a car. Another
guy is walking with his dog on a leash, and then these two women
walk up. They have a stroller with them, and they just have a
dog that's not on a leash, and they're not in They're not even in
the park now, they're just in the neighborhood right walking down the street with
a stroller and the dog's not on a leash. No, right, So
they're going to be busy and distracted dealing with this. Okay, So as
we're walking up, it's a tense situation because the dog in the car has
now almost gotten into a fight with just let's just say dog number four,
not the dog with the stroller. Okay, that they're going to enter the
picture in a minute. We're all walking up. This is at like the
opening to the park. These people are coming. Stroller people are coming from
the sidewalk to the side. I'm walking straight ahead to the park. I
got my dog on a leash. This other guy has his dog on a
leash. This dog that's getting in the car starts going crazy and trying to
have a fight with the guy who has his dog on a leash. Meanwhile,
I'm walking up with Peopo trying to avoid that. That's situation. These
people come rolling up though to the side of us, you know, sniper
from the side, as the Vanderpump would say, with their dog just not
on a leash walking along. Their dog starts going like, looks like he
wants to get in the fray. Their dog is not on a leash,
and I'm like, bitch, you're adding a lot of issues to this.
So I say to them, I swear to god, I said it really
nicely. I was just like, hey, you might want to put your
dog on a leash, because you know other dogs react to dogs that are
not on a leash. Yes, their dog was not listening to them and
was trying to come up on the situation with the two dogs that are fighting.
I'm not having that problem because I've got but their dog is now amped
up, the one that's not on the LEAs and so I say to them,
you might want to have your dog on a leash. And the woman
goes, thank you, we got it, oh God. And I was
like, and I said, well, it seems like you don't got it
though, because you're there's a situation going on. And I said, and
my dog is on a leash, and she's like, yeah, we're going
to the park, okay, And she's like, we only live a few
houses away and we're going to the park. But she doesn't say it like
oh, I'm so sorry, like yeah, let me put my She's like,
we only live a couple of houses away. And I said, well,
I don't know what that does to anything. Your dog's not on a
leash. Mine is, everybody else's is, and uh, there's there's a
problem going on and your dog is not on a leash. And she was
like thank you, like you're done. And I was just like, what
the fuck is wrong with people? Like and then so then I was just
like, okay, but last thing, it's not an off leash park,
just so you know. So it's like, what do you think that,
like, oh, we're gonna walk down the street with our dog not on
a leash. That's going to go try to get in other dog's business right
now, two dogs that are fighting. Also, once we get to the
park, our dog's also not going to be on a leash. Our dog
that doesn't listen to us, No, we don't right right, and they
must have a bait like there aren't they busy with other things like when you
have a with a stroller and a kid, the last thing you want is
to worry about your dog getting into fights. Left and right are taking up
the dog on a leash, and there's two of you. I don't get
it. I don't know what's wrong with people. It's so like just the
like a Karen thing. It's funny because when I was going down the rabbit
hole of Jake Bird on YouTube, it was pulling up all these like videos.
There's like it said something like look at this entitled Karen getting arrested,
and she looks like, you know, so I'm watching it. The thing
is like eight minutes long, and she's like this is really fun. She's
like it's kind of sad. She's on a bridge, she's blocking traffic,
but she's a pedestrian. She doesn't never car. She's wearing flip flops shorts.
It's and she's got her son who's like eight years old with her,
and he's just sitting next to her, like barefoot, on his phone and
miserable, like but his face is blurred. So the cop shows up and
like what's going on. She starts talking nicely and this woman's like, yeah,
fuck off, get the fuck away from me. I'm with my kid,
i went drinking, i had a nice day, I'm enjoying the day.
And she's clearly intoxicated. Really, so bottom line is they get her,
they're arresting her. They take the boy, one guy. She calls
for backup. The one cop guy cop comes and talks to the boy very
nicely. They take him, like she's gonna be okay, we're all gonna
you know, let me just put you in the car so you're not in
front of traffic. Let's get you out of your puts her in, puts
him in a cop car. Then she starts a resisting arrest, and she
starts screaming why are you doing my son and having a fucking fit. The
crazy thing is is they put the handcuffs on her and they put her in
the car and they shut the door, and they think they're done, and
they're like, okay, I'll see you at the station or whatever, and
then all of a sudden, this chick is coming. She crawls through the
window to the front seat of the car to the cop car, and they
open up the cop car and they grab her. They throw her to the
ground. They fucking hog tire pretty much. They get her ankles and everything,
they get her wrists, they put her it take. It takes like
ten minutes getting her into the car. She's fighting, she pees on one
of the cops and she's making funny kind of comments left and right too,
like oh yeah, you think you're so big. And then they're like,
you know, like the chick is talking and she's like, oh you know,
blah blah blah, and she's like, oh yeah, I wants you
just shove that thing up your ass. Missus. What's you know? Like
whatever? And then they put her in the car and she fucking gets out
of it again hopied, yes, her arms, she got her her wrists
out. Yes, again, this is why it was like so crazy and
was so popular. And then they had a double cuffer. Anyway, they
took her this. Things about these Karen videos, which I am addicted to
as well. She always try to claim they're being molested. Have you noticed
that. They're always like, oh my god, you're touching my breast,
you fucking perverted. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you, yeah, everybody's gonna
see this. This is gonna go viral. You're gonna be in big trouble.
You're gonna get fired. You you were trying trying to touch me.
You're trying to me. Yes, they're always like, ma'am, we our
video cameras on, like everybody will see this. You're right, and I
don't think like nobody's touching you. But they always have to be so like,
yeah, no, my hands are right here by my side. You're
you know god, all right, Yes, I know. It's crazy.
Oh my god. Okay, okay, so crazy, crazy, being crazy.
This documentary Dancing with the Devil. Now, do you remember, yes,
thank you, yes, those months ago, what's this TikTok called the
Dancers? There's a dancing TikTok. Both you and Kaylan were like, what,
I don't I don't know anything, Remember I said the seven M and
then Caylen looked it up and he was like, yeah, I'm not really
finding anything. Well, they're moded and coroteed. There is a TikTok and
it's a real cult. Yes, I know, it's crazy. This is
the craziest documentary I've seen in a long time on Netflix. Run do not
walk to Netflix to watch this documentary. It's I got everything I know.
It was one part it was so depressing when like that middle part. Yeah,
I was like, okay, like this is three episodes, Yes,
the middle one is going to bring it down a little bit. Yeah.
Yeah. I wanted to get back to like, yeah, let's see the
dancers. Yeah, yeah, the dancers and stuff. So calin, have
you seen Dancing with the Devil? I have not. Okay, damn,
you know what you're dog, it's so good you need to watch it.
Okay. So it's these these TikTok dancers. So it starts out. We
won't spoil it, but it's these two sisters and one of them. This
is the thing. If you watch TikTok, or if even if you're old
like me and you watch Facebook wheels, you've seen these dancers. Like it's
it's this one blonde girl with sort of a blonde bob and she's always wearing
they wear like business suits and stuff, and they dance and there's a bunch
of them and they're in a ton of videos and it's in my freaking algorithm.
And same with John John's like these people come up on these dancers.
Yeah, I know, I love it. I've seen tons of their videos.
Ye. Now you're going to find out the dark story. They're basically
in a cult that's like worse than scientology, like an actual cult, like
a religious cult, right, with a religious leader who's telling them all that
their families have to die to them. They have to die to their families.
So they have to be disconnected from their families or just connected enough to
keep them off of their case. Because this one family lost their daughter to
this cult and started coming forward and making videos and being like, they have
our daughter there. You know this is a cult. Yeah. They're two
sisters. They grew up, they're close in age, they grew up together.
They're very close, and they're they're seeing pretty close to their parents.
So they're a tight knit family. They grew up dancing, and then they
started dating. One of them started dating, right, one of them that
was d Dash. Yeah, yes, and then she I think you're right,
sounds about right. Well, you know he's got one of those look
up seven dash, d Dash. I feel that there's a dash in there.
There's a dash a dash. Oh my god, we're the worst,
you know. But anyway, that's the kid's name. So they she's they
they they're dating, you know, and they get into like a famous viral
dancer who's been on so you think you can dance like he's he's a got
like a few millions. Is this guy that started a cult? Like,
how did it become? Did you find it? Dash? Okay, so
how did it become? How did it? Because he was doing it for
so long, you know, doing this church that he calls shit. Yeah,
so it's not be Dash, by the way, who's the cult leader.
There's this guy who who basically started this church has nothing to do with
dancing, but he would get these people in the cult and like be their
leader and take in these young girls and put them in houses. Take people
like them kind of away from their families, put them in houses, dictate
how they live their lives. I think, bring in money from people.
People had to hand over their money like toy. Then I started with these
dancers, and then he realized that he could make money off these dancers,
so he started a management company. So these dancers who make all this money
from TikTok, right, they all have like millions of followers. He and
they do these brands. He makes them give all their money, basically fifty
percent of all their money. So some of it is called tithing. It
is called like for God, and then some of it's the management fee,
and pretty soon they're giving all their money to this guy. So he's driving
like Bentley's and yeah, and are so many. Yeah, let's take a
quick break. Okay, oh summertime. We are doing ads these days for
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right, so good this and they take you all the way back through
this guy who started this thing. His names like Robert something or other.
Yeah, and he had these other women. It's the Taylor is also of
these other two sisters. It's basically like a parallel story about these two sisters
that got estranged and they weren't dancers before. This was like in the early
two thousand, right, non dancers, no, no dancer, and they
got sucked in and one he grabbed these girls because they had this terrible home
life. They had a mom who was an alcoholic and basically abandoned them.
Yeah, so this guy pulled them in. It's typical. It kind of
reminded me too of the uh Nexium a little bit. Yeah, it kind
of reminded me, you know, just because he gets this house and everybody
you know, you know, just hangs out, kind of warships everything.
He says, he got this house like in Sunland, which you know,
not that great of a neighborhood, but like, why do Pond work in
Someland away? And it's actually really funny because in Someland there's either really horrible,
really you know, terrible houses or really really nice ones, like they
have like the spectrum there, it's either one end or the other. Like
some of my clients have some of the nicest houses I service, and right
next to that house is just some beat up Yeah. I drive through Sunlan
sometimes and it's it's if they were living in a nice yeah. Yeah,
they had a big, big house and he was driving this the cult leaders
driving all these expensive, beautiful cars. And then they so then these girls,
the two girls that were sucked in early on if they weren't dancers,
decided to start a lawsuit against him, Yeah, to sue him because you
can't shut it down because it's a church. But it's so crazy, I
know, isn't that crazy religious cults? Like there's not a lot you can
do about now, Like Twin Flames is still going, I know, how
just it's bizarre the law, I guess, right, well, yeah,
and if you're going to be sexually abusing people. That is of course against
the law, but it takes so many people to come out to speak up
against it, right, that it's really difficult. Yeah, yeah, and
they did. They had to have a bunch of you know people come out,
but we won't tell you what happens. Yeah, watch it. But
best documentary is really good. In a while, I wish there was a
podcast. I'm like, I've already I've seen the pictures. Now, I
just want to hear the story in my ears. Yeah, I wonder if
they're there. Probably is. I bet at this point somebody's got to be
covering the story. Heard of any of them? Did you look No?
No, I didn't look it up. Yeah. I've been really desperate for
some podcast material listening to anything. Is this Is this about the seven M
Yeah? Okay, I just googled it. It's just okay, let me
click on the Apple seven M and the alleged TikTok Dance Cult a true crime
podcast. Yes, only one episode though, Oh there tease us like that.
I know that's the worst news. Every time I see something like that,
I'm like, how many? Oh, No, I'm wrong, I'm
wrong. I'm sorry. No, there's oh yeah, it started in two
more episodes started this year. So yeah, it looks like a oh episodes,
go back to December, okay, okay, yeah, there's probably like
twenty episodes. Oh okay. And yeah, it was from December to March
they released the Chunk, So okay, okay, now you get something to
listen. What's it called? Oh no, I'm way wrong. There's two
hundred and fifty eight episodes. Wait, that's even worse. Oh, this
is okay, this is what I have. It's called not another true crime
podcast. And the seven M one was just one episode in all of their
podcasts. Oh okay, that's okay. I'd listened to an episode about it.
The way I found Hollywood crime Scene those girls was because I was literally
googling. I wanted to hear the Phil Hartman story. Yeah, I was
like, I want to hear a podcast about I've forgotten all the details about
that case. As you might remember that I told you Phil Hartman's the house
where that happened. There's only a few blocks from where I live, right
up the street from Buka Abpa where she went and had a drink. So
and you know, we like stories that happened in our own Oh yeah,
yeah, it has to be in close to the better. I mean,
I'll take Van Eyes, but right if it's on my street, yeah that's
better. Right. Yeah. So I looked it up and there were like
a couple that really didn't explain it, and then they had a whole episode
about it, and I listened to it and I was like, oh,
this is really really good. And then I started listening to other of their
episodes. So sometimes you can just randomly google stuff and find a good podcast.
Yeah, and you like to listen to like the twenty twenties and the
date lines and stuff. There was a good dateline this week, was it
dately? Yea date line and because it happened in California, Los Angeles,
it was about I don't know if you remember, was this guy that was
saying he worked in the studios and he would meet women, he would meet
young girls at that's a whole series? Is that is that? There was
a date line? Yeah, they did a whole like six or seven episodes.
It was a crazy story. The guy who said that he was casting
for a James Bond film, right, and he would meet the girls at
the Elementry City mall yep. And many times I used to work right there
at ABC. I thought of you because I was like, oh, here's
a story where you're like I've been there. I know I could have approached
me. Yeah around at that time. Absolutely, it's crazy. And then
like had a house in Laurel Canyon, like yeah, it was all in
Los Angeles and even the broken down building that he would ask them to come
meet him at for casting sessions. It's like right on Kowanga and stuff like
right in the herd of Hollywood. Yeah, crazy, crazy story. Yeah,
I love. I love listening to stuff like that where I picture the
corner. Sure, I'm like, oh, I know that, I know
that corner they're talking about, right, And I love the one girl that
was like, oh hell no, she brought her boyfriend with her, was
like I smell something fishy. Yeah. So the guy, this is just
not really a spoiler. The guy tells her he has this weird thing where
he made makes the girls come wearing heels. He wants them to dress like
they're in a Robert Plant video, not a Robert Plant. Yeah, guy,
what's this where all the girls would wear their hair back and wear top
power It was the power Robert Palmer. Robert Palmer, Yes, the Robert
Palmer station. Yeah. And he would slick his hair, yeah. The
girls. The girls would all wear their hairs completely slipped back, with a
bun with red lipstick and a like a dress. Yes. So he wanted
them all to dress like that and have heels. And this one girl was
like, something's really weird about this. Oh she called the wga or the
director's gun. And everyone's like, is there a movie? Is there a
James Bond film moving? And they're filming and they're like no, and she's
like really. So she gets her boyfriend who used to be a cop.
He was in the Next British Cop. He comes with her and he's like
waiting in the car. She goes to meet the guy and he's like,
well, how come you're not wearing like the heels And she brought him like
in a bag. How come you're just wearing She wore like yoga pants and
like a T shirt, you know, and she's like, well I just
didn't you know. He's like all right, well come with me anyway,
and she's like where are we going? And then he's like just just get
in the car. And then she won't. Then she calls for her boyfriend
and then he takes off and they see They didn't play this in the in
the date line. You heard this on the podcast This is a date line.
This is a date line series, but in this in the one episode
on they didn't go into that. But you got to listen to the whole
series about it. I love that. It's one of those, you know,
six parters. Yeah, so they have a whole thing with her and
yeah and she and she's like, yeah, I guess I could have left
it alone at that, but she was like, hell, no, I
don't. This guy's up to no good. Yeah. She basically is part
of the reason why he ended up getting tracked down. She just wouldn't let
it go right And then didn't she become like a didn't she study like sociopath
and stuff like that. Yes, is that the same guest, Because there
was a few girls that were like entertained, knew something was fishy, but
still entertained the conversation with him, but didn't take it that far. But
had I'm this one girl, she yeah, I could totally see that happening.
Though you're in LA, somebody comes up to you because you're like,
well, it does happen. People do get discovered at a mall. If
you're a girl, you're really cute, you're an actress, I could see
and a guy who don't know you'd be really right for this. I want
you to come audition. Here's what you're going to I'd be like, well,
okay. The thing was is he would tell people it's a really small
part, but you're going to get paid one hundred thousand dollars, and actresses
were like, come on, right, right, I know enough to know
that that's not happening. So he ruined it. He should have studied a
little bit about how it works. He should have been more reasonable, like
it's a small part. It only pays like one thousand dollars a day,
right, And I would have been like, oh, that's a lot of
money to me, right, Yeah, any crazy story. Uh, let
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