I'm not looking at any Okay, So the guests apart, Oh my god,
hello, Eh carry shucks. Okay, who is it? I think
that was Lee? So sad? Yeah, Brobo, get him some more
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told you. One, you have to put your phone on. You have
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I'm most proud of is our coverage and recaps of I'm Gonna Clear my throat
is Love is Blind and Netflix is dropping their new season of Love is Blind
on Valentine's Day. Yeah, and for those who don't know what Love is
Blind is, look it up. Yeah. Yeah, has a pretty good
description of it. But this is a description of it. Mentally ill people
go into pods. There is a kind of transparent gas that is pumped in
to make them make insane decisions about lifelong commitments with one another. And lifelong
commitments is in air quotes, right, Yeah, Usually it's about two weeks
after the show finishes taping, but you know they still got married. Yeah.
Yeah, So anyway, we're going to be covering that first three episodes
drop on Valentine's Day. We'll get the episodes out on this fete and you
can check out our coverage of that. We'll probably doing it with Ruby Ren,
Papiya dog Girl, and then the week after that when Netflix does another
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best work is the pot making your throat worse. No, no, no,
I'm totally fine it. It's you know what, people love us recapping
Flavor of Love seasons and Love is Blind. Yeah, that's true, that's
true. But listen, there's only two and a half seasons of Flavor of
Love, so we can't do that again. Right until you think they'll do
another one I think so never say never, I mean Flave. If Flave
needs some money, they would just you know, jump start that up again.
Yeah yeah, but what with the way the culture is going, he
probably couldn't call women whoor is the way that he did. No, no,
no. And he really made a lot of light out of that girl
that shipped on his floor too. Oh, and a lot of light out
of that. He couldn't get over it. He flavor. Flave was one
devastated by the feces that was plopped onto his floor by a human being,
a contestant of the show. But her name was something, Her name was
something that was her Flave name. But and you can listen to all this
tread O Cobs other podcast network, but really quickly. Not only was he
kind of devastated by something's accident, he was also devastated by one of the
ladies had been in pornography. She had been in pornographic film. So what
Flave did after being confronted about this by some of the other women who were
themselves in porn he went to I believe FedEx Kinkos and printed out a money
shot of her and held it up in front of all the other women and
he said, is this year? Hey, before we get into Blowdecks.
Sorry, I thought about this. You know, when we do that coverage,
we try and talk to some people that were on the show. And
I reached out to something and I through Instagram, you know, I messaged
her and I was like, hey, yeah, you know you want to
come on the show, and you know, we love your season whatnot.
And I was thinking, boy, what he what a legacy? You know,
fifteen years ago she shpit on someone's floor on reality TV and now fifteen
years later, someone wants to talk to you about it. Well, I
mean, Patrick, she's so much more than that. I want to talk
about Bullow Deck. Yeah, okay. So you know, it's in this
quest of trying to not be forgotten, because that's really everybody's biggest fear.
Oh yes, that's why you you know, you did a pretty good job.
You've got a statue. Yeah, you did a good job where you
died tragically in a plane accident. You know. Sorry, what I'm trying
to say is people are scared of death, but they're really scared of being
forgotten. You know, generations after us, we are literally wiped from this
planet in memory and in energy, and what something is doing right now is
not being concerned with the fear of being forgotten. Because once you are freed
from that, once you are freed from this notion of all I'm going to
be remembered or a shitty on the ground it flavor flavors house, then you
can live. Okay, imagine that statue. Like kids are always asking like,
hey, I think they screwed up when they made this. There's like
a little thing of cement on the bottom of that woman's foot. It's bronze.
It's bronze. Mother, because she's old enough, it was in her
generation. She's like, no, no, that's meant to be there.
So you know what she actually she goes, well, isn't that something she
doesn't tell the children because that's too much for them. So tonight was just
a crazy episode. Huh yeah, I mean it was actually quite a fun
episode. Can I go ahead and nod it out, ben Is b Les.
Let's be careful because we're in episode two and those big pearly whites and
those massive nipples are fleaking a little bit too much. Okay, love the
mutiny, but we have to be careful with two young women hating each other
this much, this early, it can only go star implosion from here.
Let's just hope everybody survives. Captain Carrey is carrying all over the place.
I am actually quite good with Captain Carrey. He's got to shut up about
those goddamn mangroves though he's a He's mentioned it like three times. Oh,
the mangroves over there. It's like, hey, dude, quit selling this
like they're going to fucking Jurassic Park. Okay, they're not dinosaurs. No,
there's no John Williams seeds. Yeah, there's no John Williams coore in
mangroves. What there is is a lot of kind of amphibious, violent animal
life, and so there's not a ton magical about that. Another thing that
Carry's got to stop is I can't do the I gave up the profession of
the sea to go back to paint houses, and now I'm back out.
I can't. We can't have another episode of that, right And Chef Anthony
may have redeemed himself this episode. Who knows eighty pots. Gosh, there's
really nothing for me to say because he said everything I wanted to say.
Ben, You're a bitch, so cat and Barbie going at it and then
he just there's no reason for him. And I love how Fraser is handling
all this, like, hey, stay out of my department. You gotta
be a little bitch, okay, And so I appreciate that. I love
what Fraser's doing. I mean, the walls are caving in on him despite
his best efforts though to kind of keep some kind of sense of control on
this boat. Always happens. Yeah, let's see any other notes on this.
The guests are pretty irritating. I was happy they were happy eating the
food because I was sick of them talking about gargling balls. I'm just really
tired of that. So, hey, you know balls testicle, Yeah,
Harry beanbags, they really serve no purpose in visually, and actually I don't
even think they're really needed with the body. They're like the appendix. I
think evolution is kind of do we need balls anymore? Yeah, there're stores
have come, but it would be better if they were internal. It's one
of those things where I think Jesus said when he was making has probably said,
we want to balance it out a little bit because men are so good,
so their balls have to be on the outside. But no, seriously
though, talking to the universal God, like, why can't we have them
inside? Because it's one of our it's our main vulnerability. So let's just
try to get better, right, can we all just try to get better?
But I would say that they're even worse than not serving a purpose,
Like you know if you look at something and you go, oh, well,
that doesn't serve a purpose here, but it's not an assaulting kind of
vision. Right. Balls aren't wisdom teeth. They're not needed either, Yeah,
but they're they're much more melty than wisdom teeth. Wisdom teeth are just
teeth, and balls are disgusting. Let's talk about the show fifty pots.
Okay, so we pick up where we last left off, which is how
time works, and we last left off with a four hour, two course
dinner. It's cool that we're seeing HD shots of Anthony's sweating through failure,
but it's not okay to pretend like this isn't among the worst things that a
chef has ever done on this French Okay, So it's a fifty minute window
between the second course and what will be the third, and it was an
hour and twenty minute window between the appetizer and the first course, and it
was a forty five minute delayed dinner. So again I'll say, you can
hit me with the HD shots, don't gaslight me. Okay, this is
absolute criminality. Well he has quite the excuse, Dylan. He's from France,
and in France people nibble on their food, and in some occasions,
people in France could nibble on a small piece of steak for an hour.
Well I got news for you, Chef Anthony. We ain't in France,
kid, And also, how would you like it if the next chef's Irish?
And then we walk in there and we're like, hey, why are
you drinking a glass a Guinness at three in the afternoon while or another act,
Hey, why are you drinking a glass of guinness at three in the
afternoon while driving a school bus? I'm Irish. In Ireland, we drink
guinness at three pm. I couldn't be more relieved by what you just did,
because I was supremely confident that you were to go, Hey, what
are you doing fixing a crude explosive to the bottom of this boat. So
anyways, we waited seventeen hours for the final course, which is a lie.
He brings out a Souvid Filet cuts it into a square shape and calls
it a toma. Okay, I have to ask you this. You're the
chef expert here. How did this take an hour to get this on the
plan? Oh? It's absolutely insane, Like so Yusuvia's stakes. Those are
done when we get going right, So those are finished. All he has
to do is see them off. So major major era there. But also
why traffic and deceit? Why not call them flats? I don't understand.
I mean, we saw them portioned out during the seer. We saw the
truth of the matter in the seer. There you go. So the next
up is going to be poach pair and red wine reduction. And these people,
it has to be said, they're the sweetest. If they didn't smut
all over the place, they would be complete saltines. But they're just the
most patient, lovely people. There are a lot of meanwhiles this episode,
So if I'm ever railroading, just please stop. But there's just a lot
of boat stuff getting done this episode. Well, can I say one thing?
Chef Anthony comes out and he claims to be making love on a plate.
Yeah, I was like, don't tell Rebecca that she'll try and gargle
your balls. Yeah, she'll go like, oh my god, are y'all
coming like me? It's like Rebecca Holy. So the dinner was going on.
While the dinner was going on, the Boson Jared is continuing to fuck
up everywhere. Barbie is one of those people who talks rude. Ye,
So you know, you see this a lot in the Tri State area.
You see it a lot in Santa Monica. There are people everywhere that are
just like, oh, I'm just like, no nonsense, Yeah, I'm
concise. No, no, no, you're extremely rude and you have a
negative energy signature to you. But Mcat is the kind of target of a
lot of this because she seems to be fucking up. Left well, she
had all her restaurant services from Denny's. See how she cleared that table with
those goddamn plates? No? What what was that? Because the people at
Denny's they take their forearm and they just slide everything onto the floor and it
breaks, and then there's somebody who comes and sweeps it all up. But
how I missed this? How did she clear it? Did she do?
She stacked the plates on top of one another, and Fraser thought that was
classless. Oh, it is classless. You never do that. Okay,
So dinner is over and it's time to head to the jacuzzi for two of
our charter guests. Yeah, they slam into one another. I don't know
if we've discussed water coitus or what some call water fucking on this show,
but extremely overrated, you know, extremely unnecessary. Did it once and then
after we were finished, I'm sitting in the jacuzzi and my peepee started to
burn because the chlorine got inside, showing Ah, the urethra is a protective
but fragile defense and things can't get past it. But yeah, no,
it does something to the natural kind of erotic lubrication of both sexes. It's
it's wetting and drying at the same time. It's it's clumsy. You know,
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still is actually where we have Oh, it's worth mentioning. Kyle lets us
know he'd let Barbie sit on his face even though she's a rich spoiled a
bit. Well, she says that she's not going to hook up with him
either. We'll see, you know, we'll see if that talk to Kyle
this week. He's a nice guy. Oh did you really? Yeah,
that's great. Well, Kyle's very confident in and I don't mean to be
like pervy or anything, but I think that the reason why they're showing that
is because the sea routes are going to slam into one another later in this
season. They're trying to set her up for failure. She's a sea rat.
She is the pawn of the producers. Now listen. Kyle is very
confident that he will be able to get with Barbie at some point this charter
season because he is immensely talented in the bedroom and says, and I quote,
I gave a girl a seizure. Yeah, hey, dol can I
get us through some meanwhile in the morn? But but Patrick, let's think
of the Doctor Manhattan kind of power that is. I mean, have you
ever given a woman a seizure? No? I haven't. I'd love to,
though, I will make out with her and she's like she just faints
or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, could you How cool would that
be? Like you're performing kind of lingas in somebody and then they just start
seizing and foaming at the mouth, and you're like, man, am I
get bit by a dog earlier? No? No, no, no,
no no, And you go you go, oh my god, am I
good at this? And then you give yourself high five? You okay?
Down there? No, I mean it's incredibly dangerous. It's like what Uncle
Ben said, So you are talking yeah, yeah, meanwhiles all right,
So this is in the morning. We got a lot of meanwhiles here here
next day, next morning. Yeah, Yeah, Sonny and Ben Flirk.
I think that's flirting. I can't tell yet, talking about French fries,
tablescape looks great. Captain Carey does his walkthrough. I think now this is
going to be a thing that he does. Yes, and our anti social
vampire, yeah, admits she doesn't want to talk to people and she doesn't
like to go outside. And I had a thought about Vampira yep, imagine
being her vampire partner, right, and you're you're bringing her all the blood
because she's too anti social and okay, and really quickly, we know about
your misconception. Okay, we know you're in your car, you're on the
Stare Matchers right now, and you're going vampires don't have partners, and what
we're here to tell you the interview with a vampire. We're here to tell
you that they absolutely do. You cannot fall in love with a human that
will die in a century when you are an eternal blood beast. Go ahead.
So hey, yeah, so I'm vampire's like friend, you know,
and I'm like, hey, I've been bringing you blood for two hundred years.
Okay, I kill a lot of people. Technically I'm killing two people
a day, you know, one for me, one for you. It's
time you work on yourself with a therapist. Okay, I'm getting old.
I'm like three hundred years old at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And those are the kind of I love Lucy kind of disputes that you
have with domestic couplings vampires just kind of everyday stuff or you like this.
You're like, oh, really you're going to talk to me like that?
You know what. Guess who's not getting any blood tonight? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Use. But something that he would never say, and his
name is Josh, something that he would never say is I'm going to push
you outside because he loves Vampire too much, and that is a death sentence.
Now, Vampire knows that the sun is very dangerous. But we learned
something with the early Marvel franchise with Wesley Snipes that those that can walk in
the day are referred to as day walkers. They're essentially gods to vampire.
What a creative name, I know, And and sometimes it takes a lot
of creativity to accept the simplest outcome, right right, That's exactly what vampires
have done. So she'll be in danger all day, but she I,
Hey, if I believe in anybody, it's Zandy slash Vampira More. Meanwhile,
yeah, our birthday girl gets Mimosa. Jared briefs Carrie, and Carrie
tells Fraser the best kayakspot spots, and I don't forget those backpacks with all
the booze in them. Don't forget those crucial crucial point there. So we
head out for that little excursion. You guys got them mangraves. It's like
God's country and there in that they were like electric ales with few dave.
They're something a fucking Dolly painting. It's horrible, and also they're weeds.
Who gives a shit about mangroves. I like Carrie, but hey, let
me do it. Meanwhile, guests eat their breakfast while poor Kyle is reduced
to the second worst job in the world. And you think I'm going to
say Ellen DeGeneres's personal assistant. Now he's a jiz mopper. Yeah, and
that is the second worst job, being Ellen's personal assistant. And I'll not
apologize for the cough. That's a normal thing that happens. Okay, So
the backpack is left behind with the refreshments, and as far as Captain Carry
is concerned, it's Vampire's fault. Now Fraser is confronted by Carrie and the
blame game commences. Yeah all right, so where are we here? Okay?
Oh, let me break down the game film because it's kind of confusing.
Oh, by the way, new exciting development in my life. I'm
watching Traders. You are watching? Yeah, okay, we got to talk
about it. You like it? Patrick, I need to get on that
show, all right. I think you'd be more famous. Oh yeah,
A long way to go. But I think let's talk about it a Patreon
or maybe I'll just spill the beans here. But a lot of thoughts on
the Traders, because you have a lot of thoughts on the Traders. I've
watched how I did it because a friend of the show, Kate, was
on. I watched like half the season. Then I got busy. I
think we had to do Love His Blind again. Oh wow, Well it's
a fantastic show, and I apologize to go ahead. Oh okay, all
right, So guess had out? The bags are left behind and on land
they realized. Carrie is quick to blame Vampira in Fraser, but who is
really at fault here. Let me break down the game film for you.
Carrie speaks with Fraser about it. Fraser realizes Ben fucked up. That's his
initial thought because he articulated it to Ben and then Ben. He speaks with
Ben, and Ben tells Frasier he asked Jared to go make sure those bags
put on because he got sent on break right on his fault, right.
And then when Ben speaks to Jared, he claims he made sure those bags
were on the tender. Yeah, that's Jared lying there, or he's hearing
voices from the walls, or he just took a massive bongload and he's high
as fuck. So Jared and the dog from up are the same thing.
The unfortunate thing about Jared is that the only way that they're not different is
that Jared is in charge of a boat, right, and that could be
kind of just dangerous. I mean, listen, you cannot be, you
know, worried about squirrels running all over the place. You can't be so
high that you're seeing squirrels run all over the place, you know. So
Interior continues to have some friction. Cat and Barbie have a little chat,
and this is where we're just learning that Barbie does not suffer fools because Barbie
is in a winter kidding. Barbie is a sea rat. So Fraser gets
to the beach. It is covered in conk shells and needles and solo cups.
But Fraser is feeling okay because Kyle looks like a rugged farmer. Okay,
those Irish, you know they're underrated as hotties. Oh I think he's
Scottish. He's Scottish. Okay, no, the scott The Scots are disgusting.
No, no, no, no, that does not apply to this
rule. So Carrie is reveals a little bit about himself. This is the
geography lesson. Yeah, so he tells Barbie that he is Asian, and
that's erasure. That's erasure in some way, and we as a podcast can
say patently that it's wrong. Right. I know that we're doing chummy little
jokes, but Carrie missed me with the bullshit. Okay, you know what
I mean. While he's watching Captain Hotpants on down Under, he's thinking,
let me get some of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you
need to take it easy, Okay. Barbie and Cat both feel as though
the other is Regina George in this moment, and the aggressive passive aggressiveness is
at a fucking eleven big time. And not only that, at the same
time, Jared, I'm sorry, Fraser and Ben both agree that Jared's a
fucking moron. Yeah, this spool of yarn is unwinding quickly. We normally
don't get these developments of resentments growing to like episode four or five. I
mean, we're right in the thick of it in it's episode two. Yeah,
that's what I'm a little concerned about. But listen, we'll see.
I mean, maybe it's the season of multiple implosions. You know, I
wouldn't be upset if this boat had an even more ferocious turnover. You know,
Let's put Simon Cowell in the captain's seat and let's just get rid of
people, you know, over and over again. So Kat hits the beach
rats. That's right. Yeah, she tells fresh Barbie is not speaking to
me correctly, and she's Regina George. And then lunch is served. We've
got caribbean chicken wraps, Cuban sandwiches, and an arugel a salad. This
is Mendocino perfect. Now Zandy is being slowly killed by the sun as we
know, and Barbie is getting ready for me on Me Night. Brian,
friend of the primary, has been drinking a little bit too much, and
you know how the sun gets to you when you're drinking. Yeah, you
know. I mean that's a headache in a bottle. And so he faced
plants into the beach and that is when we get to a little sea rat
hist Now people are very fired up about this Miami Night, none more so
than Barbie. But Anthony's fired up too because his first restaurant was called That
Bama. So he is going to knock this out of the park. In
his words, it's going to be caliente. Now we're going to get there,
but first we have to talk about Ben pat Okay, this is a
crazy sea rat behavior that we have here. He's a gossipy little bitch.
Uh. He lets barbieouh that Kat was talking about her and you know,
much like Game of Roses. Who's that weirdo that hosts that show? Do
you mean our our friend and colleague and Pierre yes, not sure? Oh
okay, he's got a weird name like Garth or something. Anyway, game
aroses for the Bachelor world. They have all these world words. You know,
I have the sea rat sads. Look, I'm not gonna lie a
little jealous about their success, but and I'm starting to like steal things from
them. We have to have more names for things of these behaviors or actions
that sea rats do. So what do you think about this? As far
as being a gossipy bitch? When one of these sea rats crosses the line?
Oh, this is fun. This is an entry, right, So
what do you think we call it a sea rating? Yeah? Sea rating?
Yeah? And what I said earlier could not be more apt and present
here. Sometimes the most creative thing you can do is find the simplicity in
the out all right, So I like that one too, But how about
this one? Maybe it's a stretch. How about bow stabbing? Oh wow,
bow stabbing? Okay, see, I would say a little too popsicle
pund kind of forced. I would say that sea rating is the leader in
the clubhouse right now? Okay, all right, we'll workshop it anyway.
That's what he's doing, so lame and my bow stabbing well in sea rat
fashion. Barbie then goes to complain about this too, Fraser. Yeah,
And Fraser does something smart here. He realizes Ben is using gossip as a
device to get his sea lugs slurped, and he tells him, hey,
quit being a gossipy little bitch. Yeah. Yeah, and we need a
confrontation here. We need a confrontation because we need Fraser to recognize what's about
to happen. And he does, and he says, can you please not
try to start a fucking mutiny? You know this isn't you know, Belarus
man? This is about Okay, So everyone is sunburnt and we get to
dinner venezuelan chicken or rape us over stuffed and roabrja and a beautiful flamingo cake.
Now listen, this was on theme. It came out on time,
the flavors were popping, and I'm gonna go ahead and give it eighty two
pots. What a comeback? What do you think it was? All the
fuck up about the first night? I don't think he's a real chef,
and I think that he was is yeah, just not being a real chef.
Okay, No, I think that some of the provisions and the organization
always that the first day is always very tough on chefs. With that being
said, I will allot him know leash that is one of the most insane
things I've ever seen a chef do. As I've said time and time again.
So Vampira is listening to what is her kind of sound bath. It's
a murder podcast. She's into the murders, like old Patty. Yeah,
some people have kind of wraithy kind of things dust and jade to get them
to sleep. Vampira and Patty listen to Bloodshed. So see, we're at
dating history. It is all so sad. Well, Kyle's been single for
six years and Jared was engaged, and I think it's way exciting. She
hated how the house smelled like weed all the time, so she pretended to
move to Italy. Yeah, I vaguely remember him saying something like that.
And after that long winding kind of oring tail, quite frankly, he says
that he thought he found his person, and the harpstrings play and he says
that person was a sea rat and so was he. So obviously, with
this being a tale as old as however long this show has been on,
it didn't work out. We get to the next day, next morning.
Fucking double rainbow, double fucking rainbow. That is that is fascinating. It's
just amazing when you see too. Hey, this is that point where you
set in your thoughts and notts about Carrie talking about his home life. Yeah,
that's when he goes forward again. He tells us about his kids and
I don't know why, but I pictured them bald, you know. Yeah,
yeah, but they weren't. They had hair. How'd you sleep?
Oh? I slept like a baby. You know. I always hear that,
and it reminds me of my children and the time I went back to
the Mainland for ten years so that I could be around them. Okay,
don't do that very present. He's only filmed two separate TV shows this year.
Yeah abroad right, Hey, Carrie, I like you. I'm just
busting your ball. Yeah. Yeah. So we have a little sheet swap,
we have a little lobster Benny, We have Jared tyinga not correctly,
which was pretty insane, and then we get to the first docking. But
before we do, Barbie and Kat have a really, really beautiful makeup session.
So it goes a little something like this. Sorry, I come off
as a bitch, me too. I understand where you're coming from. And
also, quick update, if you talk to other people about me, I'll
slit your fucking throat, and it's it wasn't quite that like I'm misquoting her.
There was a serious threat of violence, I'm pretty sure. But it
just does not really make anything better. It was. It was going well
until Kat said one more thing, and that's where it got ugly. I
think that was. That was the meeting at the end. Okay, okay,
Barbie is the one that's like, I totally get I'm so sorry I
come up as a bit. It's honestly just so much better to talk to
me about this than other people. Right. Yeah, So we get to
the docking. I'm getting I'm getting no information on the stern. You guys
need to speak. I'm getting no information on the stern. You guys need
to speak. We almost die and we get a little leism here. I'm
not sure if you caught this. Of course I did. He's a bees
dick away from hitting that doc, and that obviously he's corely trying to say
that they were very close to hitting the dock. Yeah, and that means
they were close to hitting the doc. It's amazing that they probably You know,
you're sitting with Carrie and you're doing you're doing a chemistry dinner, right,
You're just trying to feel the guy out, and and he says throughout
the night odd kind of out back aphorisms, and you go, I think
that this is a bridge. I think that this can be something that ties
us to the future. And we've got it in this bald man here.
And then after the dinner he pays Bravo's on a tight ship and they hire
him. You know, yeah, yeah, what are you looking up?
Nothing, I'm not looking at any Okay, So the guests apart out my
god, hello, carry shucks. Okay, who is it? I think
that was Lee? So sad? Yeah, Bravo get him some more work,
please. And I've told you so many times before. Two things I've
told you. One, you have to put your phone on. You have
to push your phone, stir, you gotta put your phone on, do
not distur. But also your ringtone can't be a dial tone, right,
it's so confusing. I know, I know you love it, but a
kid so so the guests to part of these people are just the sweetest.
They give them all gift back. That was sweet. I mean, I
am watery emoji or one of my watery I'm emoji. So let's get to
the first docking meeting, Carry is stern, but fair, stern but fair.
Jared says that Carry says that Jared is not quite in Carrie's mind yet,
but he'll get there. Let's start with being in Jared's mind first.
Let's get Jared in Jared's mind, and then we can start talking about future
improvements that need to happen yesterday. So the tip oh yeah good one twenty
five kwi K eighteen twenty three at least five was for the jis mopping.
Captain Carrey is in lee once again. He goes, I'm a dog with
two towels. And so Barbie has asked what she's going to do with the
money. She says, Louis bag I will say this again. It's I'm
not gonna say it, not gonna say it. So we get to the
final meeting of the minds. Fraser pulls Cat and Barbie together. Now Fraser
is a quick, learn a porous young man, and he's learned from the
mistakes he made last season. There will not be any telephoning. I want
to see the bloodshed in front of me, and that's exactly what happens.
This is when Kat yeah, you're already dealing with a shrewd negotiator here in
Barbie. So let's not try to get any kind of armor all on the
tires for free, right when we've when when we're in the barn, or
when we're over the line, let's just call it, let's write it.
But she does not, and that forces a Frasier to say, I'll fire
your asses and you are going to hear us next week. We love you
guys so much for listening to the show. Oh what am I doing?
I said that I would do reviews last week this week, and so we're
gonna wrap with that. I got to find some reviews and we've got to
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their time to write things like dope Vibes only five stars. If you have
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look forward to it ever, almost as much as the Below Deck episode itself.
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