1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:05,599 I'm not looking at any Okay, So the guests apart, Oh my god, 2 00:00:09,439 --> 00:00:18,519 hello, Eh carry shucks. Okay, who is it? I think 3 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:21,879 that was Lee? So sad? Yeah, Brobo, get him some more 4 00:00:21,879 --> 00:00:24,800 work please. And I've told you so many times before. Two things I've 5 00:00:24,839 --> 00:00:29,079 told you. One, you have to put your phone on. You have 6 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:34,799 to put the phone. You gotta put your phone on, do not distur. 7 00:00:35,039 --> 00:00:39,640 But also, your ring tone can't be a dial tone, right, 8 00:00:43,359 --> 00:01:07,159 it's so confusing. Welcome aboard, brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck 9 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:11,200 podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Hickey. 10 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,000 Permission to come aboard granted. How are you doing great? How are 11 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,879 you? I'm doing great. To listen, we have a lot of stuff 12 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:25,439 to get into. There's a c rep mutiny, a foot there is Oh 13 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,879 my gosh, there's so much to get into this episode. Like I felt 14 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,640 like I was watching a movie. Yeah, we'll talk a lot about Wesley 15 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:36,959 Snipes tonight, just with the correlation of the day walker of vampires with specific 16 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,159 powers that make them better than other vampires. Well, I mean, we're 17 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:44,480 gonna be talking about a lot of stuff. But before we get to anything, 18 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,560 we have to talk about a wonderful new sponsor of this show. Patrick, 19 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:53,799 what is that sponsor of this show? It's called Factor. Factor has 20 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:59,359 been helping us immensely. You know why? 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Yeah, has a pretty good 49 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,319 description of it. But this is a description of it. Mentally ill people 50 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:20,680 go into pods. There is a kind of transparent gas that is pumped in 51 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:28,800 to make them make insane decisions about lifelong commitments with one another. And lifelong 52 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,240 commitments is in air quotes, right, Yeah, Usually it's about two weeks 53 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:36,360 after the show finishes taping, but you know they still got married. Yeah. 54 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:40,439 Yeah, So anyway, we're going to be covering that first three episodes 55 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:46,040 drop on Valentine's Day. We'll get the episodes out on this fete and you 56 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,800 can check out our coverage of that. We'll probably doing it with Ruby Ren, 57 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:53,160 Papiya dog Girl, and then the week after that when Netflix does another 58 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:58,759 drop of episodes, those will be for us recapping them behind paywall at patreon 59 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,839 dot com. Slash another podcast now. Yeah, and people say that our 60 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:05,839 best work is the pot making your throat worse. No, no, no, 61 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:10,600 I'm totally fine it. It's you know what, people love us recapping 62 00:05:10,639 --> 00:05:15,079 Flavor of Love seasons and Love is Blind. Yeah, that's true, that's 63 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,399 true. But listen, there's only two and a half seasons of Flavor of 64 00:05:18,439 --> 00:05:23,480 Love, so we can't do that again. Right until you think they'll do 65 00:05:23,519 --> 00:05:27,480 another one I think so never say never, I mean Flave. If Flave 66 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,480 needs some money, they would just you know, jump start that up again. 67 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,079 Yeah yeah, but what with the way the culture is going, he 68 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:36,439 probably couldn't call women whoor is the way that he did. No, no, 69 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:39,480 no. And he really made a lot of light out of that girl 70 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,240 that shipped on his floor too. Oh, and a lot of light out 71 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:46,439 of that. He couldn't get over it. He flavor. Flave was one 72 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:49,480 devastated by the feces that was plopped onto his floor by a human being, 73 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:54,759 a contestant of the show. But her name was something, Her name was 74 00:05:54,759 --> 00:05:59,800 something that was her Flave name. But and you can listen to all this 75 00:06:00,079 --> 00:06:03,360 tread O Cobs other podcast network, but really quickly. Not only was he 76 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:11,279 kind of devastated by something's accident, he was also devastated by one of the 77 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,759 ladies had been in pornography. She had been in pornographic film. So what 78 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:19,720 Flave did after being confronted about this by some of the other women who were 79 00:06:19,759 --> 00:06:28,040 themselves in porn he went to I believe FedEx Kinkos and printed out a money 80 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,199 shot of her and held it up in front of all the other women and 81 00:06:30,199 --> 00:06:34,639 he said, is this year? Hey, before we get into Blowdecks. 82 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:39,079 Sorry, I thought about this. You know, when we do that coverage, 83 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:41,519 we try and talk to some people that were on the show. And 84 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,680 I reached out to something and I through Instagram, you know, I messaged 85 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:46,560 her and I was like, hey, yeah, you know you want to 86 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,399 come on the show, and you know, we love your season whatnot. 87 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:55,040 And I was thinking, boy, what he what a legacy? You know, 88 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,600 fifteen years ago she shpit on someone's floor on reality TV and now fifteen 89 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,000 years later, someone wants to talk to you about it. Well, I 90 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:09,560 mean, Patrick, she's so much more than that. I want to talk 91 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:15,519 about Bullow Deck. Yeah, okay. So you know, it's in this 92 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:20,519 quest of trying to not be forgotten, because that's really everybody's biggest fear. 93 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:24,839 Oh yes, that's why you you know, you did a pretty good job. 94 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:28,600 You've got a statue. Yeah, you did a good job where you 95 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:34,120 died tragically in a plane accident. You know. Sorry, what I'm trying 96 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,279 to say is people are scared of death, but they're really scared of being 97 00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:43,560 forgotten. You know, generations after us, we are literally wiped from this 98 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,040 planet in memory and in energy, and what something is doing right now is 99 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:55,279 not being concerned with the fear of being forgotten. Because once you are freed 100 00:07:55,319 --> 00:07:59,319 from that, once you are freed from this notion of all I'm going to 101 00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:03,839 be remembered or a shitty on the ground it flavor flavors house, then you 102 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,399 can live. Okay, imagine that statue. Like kids are always asking like, 103 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,959 hey, I think they screwed up when they made this. There's like 104 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:16,480 a little thing of cement on the bottom of that woman's foot. It's bronze. 105 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:20,240 It's bronze. Mother, because she's old enough, it was in her 106 00:08:20,279 --> 00:08:22,399 generation. She's like, no, no, that's meant to be there. 107 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:28,040 So you know what she actually she goes, well, isn't that something she 108 00:08:28,199 --> 00:08:35,799 doesn't tell the children because that's too much for them. So tonight was just 109 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,799 a crazy episode. Huh yeah, I mean it was actually quite a fun 110 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:46,559 episode. Can I go ahead and nod it out, ben Is b Les. 111 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:52,320 Let's be careful because we're in episode two and those big pearly whites and 112 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:58,320 those massive nipples are fleaking a little bit too much. Okay, love the 113 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:05,159 mutiny, but we have to be careful with two young women hating each other 114 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,159 this much, this early, it can only go star implosion from here. 115 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:15,799 Let's just hope everybody survives. Captain Carrey is carrying all over the place. 116 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,600 I am actually quite good with Captain Carrey. He's got to shut up about 117 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,440 those goddamn mangroves though he's a He's mentioned it like three times. Oh, 118 00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:28,120 the mangroves over there. It's like, hey, dude, quit selling this 119 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,559 like they're going to fucking Jurassic Park. Okay, they're not dinosaurs. No, 120 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:35,440 there's no John Williams seeds. Yeah, there's no John Williams coore in 121 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:43,399 mangroves. What there is is a lot of kind of amphibious, violent animal 122 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:50,679 life, and so there's not a ton magical about that. Another thing that 123 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:56,399 Carry's got to stop is I can't do the I gave up the profession of 124 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,000 the sea to go back to paint houses, and now I'm back out. 125 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:03,919 I can't. We can't have another episode of that, right And Chef Anthony 126 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:09,600 may have redeemed himself this episode. Who knows eighty pots. Gosh, there's 127 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,039 really nothing for me to say because he said everything I wanted to say. 128 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:16,080 Ben, You're a bitch, so cat and Barbie going at it and then 129 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:20,639 he just there's no reason for him. And I love how Fraser is handling 130 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,000 all this, like, hey, stay out of my department. You gotta 131 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,960 be a little bitch, okay, And so I appreciate that. I love 132 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,960 what Fraser's doing. I mean, the walls are caving in on him despite 133 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,240 his best efforts though to kind of keep some kind of sense of control on 134 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:37,679 this boat. Always happens. Yeah, let's see any other notes on this. 135 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,320 The guests are pretty irritating. I was happy they were happy eating the 136 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:48,960 food because I was sick of them talking about gargling balls. I'm just really 137 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:54,080 tired of that. So, hey, you know balls testicle, Yeah, 138 00:10:54,200 --> 00:11:01,000 Harry beanbags, they really serve no purpose in visually, and actually I don't 139 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:03,639 even think they're really needed with the body. They're like the appendix. I 140 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:07,120 think evolution is kind of do we need balls anymore? Yeah, there're stores 141 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:13,200 have come, but it would be better if they were internal. It's one 142 00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:20,720 of those things where I think Jesus said when he was making has probably said, 143 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:24,320 we want to balance it out a little bit because men are so good, 144 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,919 so their balls have to be on the outside. But no, seriously 145 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:31,080 though, talking to the universal God, like, why can't we have them 146 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:37,960 inside? Because it's one of our it's our main vulnerability. So let's just 147 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,360 try to get better, right, can we all just try to get better? 148 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:45,360 But I would say that they're even worse than not serving a purpose, 149 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,679 Like you know if you look at something and you go, oh, well, 150 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:52,399 that doesn't serve a purpose here, but it's not an assaulting kind of 151 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,840 vision. Right. Balls aren't wisdom teeth. They're not needed either, Yeah, 152 00:11:56,879 --> 00:12:01,200 but they're they're much more melty than wisdom teeth. Wisdom teeth are just 153 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,879 teeth, and balls are disgusting. Let's talk about the show fifty pots. 154 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:11,200 Okay, so we pick up where we last left off, which is how 155 00:12:11,519 --> 00:12:16,399 time works, and we last left off with a four hour, two course 156 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:22,519 dinner. It's cool that we're seeing HD shots of Anthony's sweating through failure, 157 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:26,879 but it's not okay to pretend like this isn't among the worst things that a 158 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,159 chef has ever done on this French Okay, So it's a fifty minute window 159 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:33,279 between the second course and what will be the third, and it was an 160 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,639 hour and twenty minute window between the appetizer and the first course, and it 161 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:43,000 was a forty five minute delayed dinner. So again I'll say, you can 162 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,120 hit me with the HD shots, don't gaslight me. Okay, this is 163 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:52,440 absolute criminality. Well he has quite the excuse, Dylan. He's from France, 164 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,080 and in France people nibble on their food, and in some occasions, 165 00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:00,480 people in France could nibble on a small piece of steak for an hour. 166 00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:03,600 Well I got news for you, Chef Anthony. We ain't in France, 167 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,799 kid, And also, how would you like it if the next chef's Irish? 168 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,720 And then we walk in there and we're like, hey, why are 169 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:13,519 you drinking a glass a Guinness at three in the afternoon while or another act, 170 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:16,000 Hey, why are you drinking a glass of guinness at three in the 171 00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:20,879 afternoon while driving a school bus? I'm Irish. In Ireland, we drink 172 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:24,399 guinness at three pm. I couldn't be more relieved by what you just did, 173 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:31,320 because I was supremely confident that you were to go, Hey, what 174 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:39,120 are you doing fixing a crude explosive to the bottom of this boat. So 175 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:45,440 anyways, we waited seventeen hours for the final course, which is a lie. 176 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:54,279 He brings out a Souvid Filet cuts it into a square shape and calls 177 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,120 it a toma. Okay, I have to ask you this. You're the 178 00:13:56,200 --> 00:14:01,200 chef expert here. How did this take an hour to get this on the 179 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:05,279 plan? Oh? It's absolutely insane, Like so Yusuvia's stakes. Those are 180 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:09,840 done when we get going right, So those are finished. All he has 181 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:15,879 to do is see them off. So major major era there. But also 182 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:20,679 why traffic and deceit? Why not call them flats? I don't understand. 183 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:24,600 I mean, we saw them portioned out during the seer. We saw the 184 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:31,440 truth of the matter in the seer. There you go. So the next 185 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:35,639 up is going to be poach pair and red wine reduction. And these people, 186 00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:39,720 it has to be said, they're the sweetest. If they didn't smut 187 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:45,320 all over the place, they would be complete saltines. But they're just the 188 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,559 most patient, lovely people. There are a lot of meanwhiles this episode, 189 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,000 So if I'm ever railroading, just please stop. But there's just a lot 190 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:56,679 of boat stuff getting done this episode. Well, can I say one thing? 191 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:01,200 Chef Anthony comes out and he claims to be making love on a plate. 192 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:05,279 Yeah, I was like, don't tell Rebecca that she'll try and gargle 193 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,639 your balls. Yeah, she'll go like, oh my god, are y'all 194 00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:18,279 coming like me? It's like Rebecca Holy. So the dinner was going on. 195 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,039 While the dinner was going on, the Boson Jared is continuing to fuck 196 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,840 up everywhere. Barbie is one of those people who talks rude. Ye, 197 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:33,159 So you know, you see this a lot in the Tri State area. 198 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:37,600 You see it a lot in Santa Monica. There are people everywhere that are 199 00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:41,200 just like, oh, I'm just like, no nonsense, Yeah, I'm 200 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:46,559 concise. No, no, no, you're extremely rude and you have a 201 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:52,039 negative energy signature to you. But Mcat is the kind of target of a 202 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,399 lot of this because she seems to be fucking up. Left well, she 203 00:15:56,519 --> 00:16:02,639 had all her restaurant services from Denny's. See how she cleared that table with 204 00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:07,080 those goddamn plates? No? What what was that? Because the people at 205 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,480 Denny's they take their forearm and they just slide everything onto the floor and it 206 00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:15,080 breaks, and then there's somebody who comes and sweeps it all up. But 207 00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:18,600 how I missed this? How did she clear it? Did she do? 208 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,480 She stacked the plates on top of one another, and Fraser thought that was 209 00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:23,799 classless. Oh, it is classless. You never do that. Okay, 210 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:30,240 So dinner is over and it's time to head to the jacuzzi for two of 211 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:40,240 our charter guests. Yeah, they slam into one another. I don't know 212 00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:45,720 if we've discussed water coitus or what some call water fucking on this show, 213 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:53,440 but extremely overrated, you know, extremely unnecessary. Did it once and then 214 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:56,919 after we were finished, I'm sitting in the jacuzzi and my peepee started to 215 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:03,200 burn because the chlorine got inside, showing Ah, the urethra is a protective 216 00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:10,359 but fragile defense and things can't get past it. But yeah, no, 217 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:18,119 it does something to the natural kind of erotic lubrication of both sexes. It's 218 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,160 it's wetting and drying at the same time. It's it's clumsy. 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Kyle lets us 264 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:30,480 know he'd let Barbie sit on his face even though she's a rich spoiled a 265 00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:33,240 bit. Well, she says that she's not going to hook up with him 266 00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:37,279 either. We'll see, you know, we'll see if that talk to Kyle 267 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:40,599 this week. He's a nice guy. Oh did you really? Yeah, 268 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,960 that's great. Well, Kyle's very confident in and I don't mean to be 269 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:48,799 like pervy or anything, but I think that the reason why they're showing that 270 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,880 is because the sea routes are going to slam into one another later in this 271 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,559 season. They're trying to set her up for failure. She's a sea rat. 272 00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:57,440 She is the pawn of the producers. Now listen. Kyle is very 273 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:03,880 confident that he will be able to get with Barbie at some point this charter 274 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,119 season because he is immensely talented in the bedroom and says, and I quote, 275 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:15,000 I gave a girl a seizure. Yeah, hey, dol can I 276 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:18,599 get us through some meanwhile in the morn? But but Patrick, let's think 277 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,640 of the Doctor Manhattan kind of power that is. I mean, have you 278 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,160 ever given a woman a seizure? No? I haven't. I'd love to, 279 00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:29,920 though, I will make out with her and she's like she just faints 280 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,799 or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, could you How cool would that 281 00:21:33,799 --> 00:21:36,920 be? Like you're performing kind of lingas in somebody and then they just start 282 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,839 seizing and foaming at the mouth, and you're like, man, am I 283 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:41,759 get bit by a dog earlier? No? No, no, no, 284 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:45,319 no no, And you go you go, oh my god, am I 285 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:52,359 good at this? And then you give yourself high five? You okay? 286 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,720 Down there? No, I mean it's incredibly dangerous. It's like what Uncle 287 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,559 Ben said, So you are talking yeah, yeah, meanwhiles all right, 288 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,880 So this is in the morning. We got a lot of meanwhiles here here 289 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,920 next day, next morning. Yeah, Yeah, Sonny and Ben Flirk. 290 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,480 I think that's flirting. I can't tell yet, talking about French fries, 291 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:15,480 tablescape looks great. Captain Carey does his walkthrough. I think now this is 292 00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:18,680 going to be a thing that he does. Yes, and our anti social 293 00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:22,359 vampire, yeah, admits she doesn't want to talk to people and she doesn't 294 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,279 like to go outside. And I had a thought about Vampira yep, imagine 295 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:32,319 being her vampire partner, right, and you're you're bringing her all the blood 296 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:37,799 because she's too anti social and okay, and really quickly, we know about 297 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:44,400 your misconception. Okay, we know you're in your car, you're on the 298 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:49,880 Stare Matchers right now, and you're going vampires don't have partners, and what 299 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,759 we're here to tell you the interview with a vampire. We're here to tell 300 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:57,119 you that they absolutely do. You cannot fall in love with a human that 301 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:02,519 will die in a century when you are an eternal blood beast. Go ahead. 302 00:23:02,559 --> 00:23:04,039 So hey, yeah, so I'm vampire's like friend, you know, 303 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,160 and I'm like, hey, I've been bringing you blood for two hundred years. 304 00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:12,039 Okay, I kill a lot of people. Technically I'm killing two people 305 00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:15,240 a day, you know, one for me, one for you. It's 306 00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:18,680 time you work on yourself with a therapist. Okay, I'm getting old. 307 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,960 I'm like three hundred years old at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 308 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,400 And those are the kind of I love Lucy kind of disputes that you 309 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:30,920 have with domestic couplings vampires just kind of everyday stuff or you like this. 310 00:23:32,039 --> 00:23:33,279 You're like, oh, really you're going to talk to me like that? 311 00:23:33,799 --> 00:23:37,440 You know what. Guess who's not getting any blood tonight? Yeah, yeah, 312 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,519 yeah. Use. But something that he would never say, and his 313 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,599 name is Josh, something that he would never say is I'm going to push 314 00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:51,319 you outside because he loves Vampire too much, and that is a death sentence. 315 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:57,880 Now, Vampire knows that the sun is very dangerous. But we learned 316 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:06,599 something with the early Marvel franchise with Wesley Snipes that those that can walk in 317 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:12,799 the day are referred to as day walkers. They're essentially gods to vampire. 318 00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:18,559 What a creative name, I know, And and sometimes it takes a lot 319 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:23,319 of creativity to accept the simplest outcome, right right, That's exactly what vampires 320 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:27,720 have done. So she'll be in danger all day, but she I, 321 00:24:29,079 --> 00:24:33,200 Hey, if I believe in anybody, it's Zandy slash Vampira More. Meanwhile, 322 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,559 yeah, our birthday girl gets Mimosa. Jared briefs Carrie, and Carrie 323 00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:41,960 tells Fraser the best kayakspot spots, and I don't forget those backpacks with all 324 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,960 the booze in them. Don't forget those crucial crucial point there. So we 325 00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:53,319 head out for that little excursion. You guys got them mangraves. It's like 326 00:24:53,519 --> 00:25:00,599 God's country and there in that they were like electric ales with few dave. 327 00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:07,480 They're something a fucking Dolly painting. It's horrible, and also they're weeds. 328 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:12,319 Who gives a shit about mangroves. I like Carrie, but hey, let 329 00:25:12,319 --> 00:25:18,160 me do it. Meanwhile, guests eat their breakfast while poor Kyle is reduced 330 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,599 to the second worst job in the world. And you think I'm going to 331 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:27,160 say Ellen DeGeneres's personal assistant. Now he's a jiz mopper. Yeah, and 332 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:37,640 that is the second worst job, being Ellen's personal assistant. And I'll not 333 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:45,880 apologize for the cough. That's a normal thing that happens. Okay, So 334 00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:51,279 the backpack is left behind with the refreshments, and as far as Captain Carry 335 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:57,519 is concerned, it's Vampire's fault. Now Fraser is confronted by Carrie and the 336 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,880 blame game commences. Yeah all right, so where are we here? Okay? 337 00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:03,480 Oh, let me break down the game film because it's kind of confusing. 338 00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:07,319 Oh, by the way, new exciting development in my life. I'm 339 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:12,720 watching Traders. You are watching? Yeah, okay, we got to talk 340 00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:18,119 about it. You like it? Patrick, I need to get on that 341 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:23,559 show, all right. I think you'd be more famous. Oh yeah, 342 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,359 A long way to go. But I think let's talk about it a Patreon 343 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,079 or maybe I'll just spill the beans here. But a lot of thoughts on 344 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,359 the Traders, because you have a lot of thoughts on the Traders. I've 345 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,680 watched how I did it because a friend of the show, Kate, was 346 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,799 on. I watched like half the season. Then I got busy. I 347 00:26:37,799 --> 00:26:40,799 think we had to do Love His Blind again. Oh wow, Well it's 348 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:44,000 a fantastic show, and I apologize to go ahead. Oh okay, all 349 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:48,319 right, So guess had out? The bags are left behind and on land 350 00:26:48,319 --> 00:26:52,200 they realized. Carrie is quick to blame Vampira in Fraser, but who is 351 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,759 really at fault here. Let me break down the game film for you. 352 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,079 Carrie speaks with Fraser about it. Fraser realizes Ben fucked up. That's his 353 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,759 initial thought because he articulated it to Ben and then Ben. He speaks with 354 00:27:03,799 --> 00:27:08,039 Ben, and Ben tells Frasier he asked Jared to go make sure those bags 355 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,000 put on because he got sent on break right on his fault, right. 356 00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:15,920 And then when Ben speaks to Jared, he claims he made sure those bags 357 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,920 were on the tender. Yeah, that's Jared lying there, or he's hearing 358 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,720 voices from the walls, or he just took a massive bongload and he's high 359 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:29,920 as fuck. So Jared and the dog from up are the same thing. 360 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:37,640 The unfortunate thing about Jared is that the only way that they're not different is 361 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,759 that Jared is in charge of a boat, right, and that could be 362 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:48,359 kind of just dangerous. I mean, listen, you cannot be, you 363 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,039 know, worried about squirrels running all over the place. You can't be so 364 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:56,359 high that you're seeing squirrels run all over the place, you know. So 365 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:02,680 Interior continues to have some friction. Cat and Barbie have a little chat, 366 00:28:02,759 --> 00:28:07,680 and this is where we're just learning that Barbie does not suffer fools because Barbie 367 00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:11,799 is in a winter kidding. Barbie is a sea rat. So Fraser gets 368 00:28:11,799 --> 00:28:15,240 to the beach. It is covered in conk shells and needles and solo cups. 369 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:23,200 But Fraser is feeling okay because Kyle looks like a rugged farmer. Okay, 370 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,839 those Irish, you know they're underrated as hotties. Oh I think he's 371 00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:33,880 Scottish. He's Scottish. Okay, no, the scott The Scots are disgusting. 372 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:37,480 No, no, no, no, that does not apply to this 373 00:28:37,599 --> 00:28:42,160 rule. So Carrie is reveals a little bit about himself. This is the 374 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:48,720 geography lesson. Yeah, so he tells Barbie that he is Asian, and 375 00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:57,559 that's erasure. That's erasure in some way, and we as a podcast can 376 00:28:57,599 --> 00:29:03,119 say patently that it's wrong. Right. I know that we're doing chummy little 377 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:10,119 jokes, but Carrie missed me with the bullshit. Okay, you know what 378 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,799 I mean. While he's watching Captain Hotpants on down Under, he's thinking, 379 00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:15,960 let me get some of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you 380 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:18,640 need to take it easy, Okay. Barbie and Cat both feel as though 381 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:26,039 the other is Regina George in this moment, and the aggressive passive aggressiveness is 382 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:33,160 at a fucking eleven big time. And not only that, at the same 383 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,599 time, Jared, I'm sorry, Fraser and Ben both agree that Jared's a 384 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,000 fucking moron. Yeah, this spool of yarn is unwinding quickly. We normally 385 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,400 don't get these developments of resentments growing to like episode four or five. I 386 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,680 mean, we're right in the thick of it in it's episode two. Yeah, 387 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,000 that's what I'm a little concerned about. But listen, we'll see. 388 00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:56,759 I mean, maybe it's the season of multiple implosions. You know, I 389 00:29:56,039 --> 00:30:03,160 wouldn't be upset if this boat had an even more ferocious turnover. You know, 390 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:07,960 Let's put Simon Cowell in the captain's seat and let's just get rid of 391 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,039 people, you know, over and over again. So Kat hits the beach 392 00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:22,839 rats. That's right. Yeah, she tells fresh Barbie is not speaking to 393 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,359 me correctly, and she's Regina George. And then lunch is served. We've 394 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:32,000 got caribbean chicken wraps, Cuban sandwiches, and an arugel a salad. This 395 00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:37,640 is Mendocino perfect. Now Zandy is being slowly killed by the sun as we 396 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,039 know, and Barbie is getting ready for me on Me Night. Brian, 397 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:48,160 friend of the primary, has been drinking a little bit too much, and 398 00:30:48,359 --> 00:30:49,839 you know how the sun gets to you when you're drinking. Yeah, you 399 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,920 know. I mean that's a headache in a bottle. And so he faced 400 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:59,680 plants into the beach and that is when we get to a little sea rat 401 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,960 hist Now people are very fired up about this Miami Night, none more so 402 00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:07,960 than Barbie. But Anthony's fired up too because his first restaurant was called That 403 00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:12,960 Bama. So he is going to knock this out of the park. In 404 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:21,519 his words, it's going to be caliente. Now we're going to get there, 405 00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:27,599 but first we have to talk about Ben pat Okay, this is a 406 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:33,359 crazy sea rat behavior that we have here. He's a gossipy little bitch. 407 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:40,920 Uh. He lets barbieouh that Kat was talking about her and you know, 408 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:45,960 much like Game of Roses. Who's that weirdo that hosts that show? Do 409 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:51,200 you mean our our friend and colleague and Pierre yes, not sure? Oh 410 00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:55,119 okay, he's got a weird name like Garth or something. Anyway, game 411 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,799 aroses for the Bachelor world. They have all these world words. You know, 412 00:31:57,839 --> 00:32:01,000 I have the sea rat sads. Look, I'm not gonna lie a 413 00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:05,400 little jealous about their success, but and I'm starting to like steal things from 414 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,559 them. We have to have more names for things of these behaviors or actions 415 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:12,960 that sea rats do. So what do you think about this? As far 416 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,039 as being a gossipy bitch? When one of these sea rats crosses the line? 417 00:32:15,119 --> 00:32:17,160 Oh, this is fun. This is an entry, right, So 418 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:22,480 what do you think we call it a sea rating? Yeah? Sea rating? 419 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:28,960 Yeah? And what I said earlier could not be more apt and present 420 00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:32,920 here. Sometimes the most creative thing you can do is find the simplicity in 421 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:36,079 the out all right, So I like that one too, But how about 422 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,960 this one? Maybe it's a stretch. How about bow stabbing? Oh wow, 423 00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:43,480 bow stabbing? Okay, see, I would say a little too popsicle 424 00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:47,480 pund kind of forced. I would say that sea rating is the leader in 425 00:32:47,519 --> 00:32:52,319 the clubhouse right now? Okay, all right, we'll workshop it anyway. 426 00:32:52,319 --> 00:32:57,319 That's what he's doing, so lame and my bow stabbing well in sea rat 427 00:32:57,319 --> 00:33:00,400 fashion. Barbie then goes to complain about this too, Fraser. Yeah, 428 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:05,240 And Fraser does something smart here. He realizes Ben is using gossip as a 429 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,720 device to get his sea lugs slurped, and he tells him, hey, 430 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,400 quit being a gossipy little bitch. Yeah. Yeah, and we need a 431 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:19,039 confrontation here. We need a confrontation because we need Fraser to recognize what's about 432 00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:22,480 to happen. And he does, and he says, can you please not 433 00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:30,279 try to start a fucking mutiny? You know this isn't you know, Belarus 434 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:35,920 man? This is about Okay, So everyone is sunburnt and we get to 435 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:44,599 dinner venezuelan chicken or rape us over stuffed and roabrja and a beautiful flamingo cake. 436 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:49,079 Now listen, this was on theme. It came out on time, 437 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,799 the flavors were popping, and I'm gonna go ahead and give it eighty two 438 00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:53,319 pots. What a comeback? What do you think it was? All the 439 00:33:53,359 --> 00:33:57,799 fuck up about the first night? I don't think he's a real chef, 440 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,759 and I think that he was is yeah, just not being a real chef. 441 00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:07,319 Okay, No, I think that some of the provisions and the organization 442 00:34:07,519 --> 00:34:10,760 always that the first day is always very tough on chefs. With that being 443 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,760 said, I will allot him know leash that is one of the most insane 444 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,320 things I've ever seen a chef do. As I've said time and time again. 445 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:23,599 So Vampira is listening to what is her kind of sound bath. It's 446 00:34:23,639 --> 00:34:28,360 a murder podcast. She's into the murders, like old Patty. Yeah, 447 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:34,039 some people have kind of wraithy kind of things dust and jade to get them 448 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:39,039 to sleep. Vampira and Patty listen to Bloodshed. So see, we're at 449 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:45,920 dating history. It is all so sad. Well, Kyle's been single for 450 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,519 six years and Jared was engaged, and I think it's way exciting. She 451 00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:52,639 hated how the house smelled like weed all the time, so she pretended to 452 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:57,880 move to Italy. Yeah, I vaguely remember him saying something like that. 453 00:34:58,119 --> 00:35:01,239 And after that long winding kind of oring tail, quite frankly, he says 454 00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:08,239 that he thought he found his person, and the harpstrings play and he says 455 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:15,480 that person was a sea rat and so was he. So obviously, with 456 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:17,519 this being a tale as old as however long this show has been on, 457 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,239 it didn't work out. We get to the next day, next morning. 458 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,840 Fucking double rainbow, double fucking rainbow. That is that is fascinating. It's 459 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,920 just amazing when you see too. Hey, this is that point where you 460 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,960 set in your thoughts and notts about Carrie talking about his home life. Yeah, 461 00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:37,800 that's when he goes forward again. He tells us about his kids and 462 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,639 I don't know why, but I pictured them bald, you know. Yeah, 463 00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:44,159 yeah, but they weren't. They had hair. How'd you sleep? 464 00:35:44,599 --> 00:35:49,280 Oh? I slept like a baby. You know. I always hear that, 465 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,599 and it reminds me of my children and the time I went back to 466 00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:59,880 the Mainland for ten years so that I could be around them. Okay, 467 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:05,360 don't do that very present. He's only filmed two separate TV shows this year. 468 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,480 Yeah abroad right, Hey, Carrie, I like you. I'm just 469 00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:12,719 busting your ball. Yeah. Yeah. So we have a little sheet swap, 470 00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:15,800 we have a little lobster Benny, We have Jared tyinga not correctly, 471 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,719 which was pretty insane, and then we get to the first docking. But 472 00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:27,599 before we do, Barbie and Kat have a really, really beautiful makeup session. 473 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,440 So it goes a little something like this. Sorry, I come off 474 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:38,599 as a bitch, me too. I understand where you're coming from. And 475 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:45,239 also, quick update, if you talk to other people about me, I'll 476 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:51,239 slit your fucking throat, and it's it wasn't quite that like I'm misquoting her. 477 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,800 There was a serious threat of violence, I'm pretty sure. But it 478 00:36:54,079 --> 00:37:01,360 just does not really make anything better. It was. It was going well 479 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:07,039 until Kat said one more thing, and that's where it got ugly. I 480 00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:10,280 think that was. That was the meeting at the end. Okay, okay, 481 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,159 Barbie is the one that's like, I totally get I'm so sorry I 482 00:37:15,159 --> 00:37:17,559 come up as a bit. It's honestly just so much better to talk to 483 00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:22,599 me about this than other people. Right. Yeah, So we get to 484 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:29,559 the docking. I'm getting I'm getting no information on the stern. You guys 485 00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:32,199 need to speak. I'm getting no information on the stern. You guys need 486 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,480 to speak. We almost die and we get a little leism here. I'm 487 00:37:36,519 --> 00:37:38,719 not sure if you caught this. Of course I did. He's a bees 488 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:44,159 dick away from hitting that doc, and that obviously he's corely trying to say 489 00:37:44,159 --> 00:37:45,800 that they were very close to hitting the dock. Yeah, and that means 490 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:51,599 they were close to hitting the doc. It's amazing that they probably You know, 491 00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:57,400 you're sitting with Carrie and you're doing you're doing a chemistry dinner, right, 492 00:37:58,039 --> 00:38:01,400 You're just trying to feel the guy out, and and he says throughout 493 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:09,519 the night odd kind of out back aphorisms, and you go, I think 494 00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:15,480 that this is a bridge. I think that this can be something that ties 495 00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:19,639 us to the future. And we've got it in this bald man here. 496 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,159 And then after the dinner he pays Bravo's on a tight ship and they hire 497 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:28,079 him. You know, yeah, yeah, what are you looking up? 498 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:32,679 Nothing, I'm not looking at any Okay, So the guests apart out my 499 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:46,280 god, hello, carry shucks. Okay, who is it? I think 500 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,840 that was Lee? So sad? Yeah, Bravo get him some more work, 501 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,559 please. And I've told you so many times before. Two things I've 502 00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:57,840 told you. One, you have to put your phone on. You have 503 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,840 to push your phone, stir, you gotta put your phone on, do 504 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,440 not distur. But also your ringtone can't be a dial tone, right, 505 00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:16,760 it's so confusing. I know, I know you love it, but a 506 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:23,199 kid so so the guests to part of these people are just the sweetest. 507 00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:27,000 They give them all gift back. That was sweet. I mean, I 508 00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:31,280 am watery emoji or one of my watery I'm emoji. So let's get to 509 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:37,760 the first docking meeting, Carry is stern, but fair, stern but fair. 510 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:43,920 Jared says that Carry says that Jared is not quite in Carrie's mind yet, 511 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,360 but he'll get there. Let's start with being in Jared's mind first. 512 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:51,239 Let's get Jared in Jared's mind, and then we can start talking about future 513 00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:55,679 improvements that need to happen yesterday. So the tip oh yeah good one twenty 514 00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:00,280 five kwi K eighteen twenty three at least five was for the jis mopping. 515 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:07,239 Captain Carrey is in lee once again. He goes, I'm a dog with 516 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:15,639 two towels. And so Barbie has asked what she's going to do with the 517 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:21,639 money. She says, Louis bag I will say this again. It's I'm 518 00:40:21,639 --> 00:40:25,280 not gonna say it, not gonna say it. So we get to the 519 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:31,679 final meeting of the minds. Fraser pulls Cat and Barbie together. Now Fraser 520 00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:39,199 is a quick, learn a porous young man, and he's learned from the 521 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,559 mistakes he made last season. There will not be any telephoning. I want 522 00:40:43,599 --> 00:40:47,320 to see the bloodshed in front of me, and that's exactly what happens. 523 00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:59,159 This is when Kat yeah, you're already dealing with a shrewd negotiator here in 524 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:04,199 Barbie. So let's not try to get any kind of armor all on the 525 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,280 tires for free, right when we've when when we're in the barn, or 526 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,679 when we're over the line, let's just call it, let's write it. 527 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:14,320 But she does not, and that forces a Frasier to say, I'll fire 528 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:19,360 your asses and you are going to hear us next week. We love you 529 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:23,199 guys so much for listening to the show. Oh what am I doing? 530 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:28,880 I said that I would do reviews last week this week, and so we're 531 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,320 gonna wrap with that. I got to find some reviews and we've got to 532 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:37,320 read them because people write them, you know what I mean. People take 533 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:42,960 their time to write things like dope Vibes only five stars. If you have 534 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,440 a sense of humor, you will enjoy the show. If you do not 535 00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:50,039 try harder. Now that is mean and that is biting, but I've got 536 00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:54,039 to say that I absolutely love it. Here's a great one from Endless Shes 537 00:41:54,840 --> 00:42:00,039 look forward to it ever, almost as much as the Below Deck episode itself. 538 00:42:00,119 --> 00:42:04,400 Dylan and Pat are super funny, and I always have a similar take 539 00:42:04,559 --> 00:42:07,719 as them on what happened in the episode. I mean, listen, that's 540 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:14,360 what we're here to do. We're here to be your kind of Luciferian voice 541 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:19,679 when you're watching the show. Here's one three stars. Oh wow, what's 542 00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,840 the title change ad format? Oh wow, you got to ding us for 543 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,440 that. We don't need to do that one. Listen, programmatics for programmatics. 544 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:32,920 Here, let's do this one. Oh no, one star. It's 545 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,280 not cool to say, are you are worded? Oh right there? Yeah, 546 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,480 they gave us one star for that one. Huh. They gave us 547 00:42:39,519 --> 00:42:44,079 one star and listen. You shouldn't have done that. Go to patreon dot 548 00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:46,480 com slash of the podcast network for more fun shows. We love you guys 549 00:42:46,599 --> 00:43:07,280 very much, socials everywhere I'm doing saying goodbye, pat say goodbye instinct int 550 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,679 is the County Fact