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Are you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. Yeah,
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and started doing amazing NFL shows on Amazon. Sertiana, how are you hi?
So good to see you guys. We love him, you don't.
I feel like, like, Jason, are you here? Are you here?
Is this a hostage situations? Yeah? What's the sign that I can
give you when I want to leave? What's my safe word? Tarah?
I was. It was fun to do your show. If you guys don't
know, Sarah is a head writer. Right on, um, what is
it called pilot the pylon? Prime video? Say Amazon video? That's the
new term. That's the term they're trying to make takeoff. But yes,
you were very good on it. You were very, very funny. I
posted that video that we did into a shark tank. Everybody loved it.
I couldn't believe how positive feedback was, because usually it's like anything I post
comes a pinata. But they were all like, dude, that was really
funny. I super enjoyed it. It was great. So I was happy
to be on your show, and I'm happy that we were able to do
something great, and I was very happy that you could do it. So
thank you again for doing it. Jason. You're never going to get booked
on it, but I appreciate that. That's for the best. I'll turn
that show into a snuff film. Yeah, Sarah, you had the coolest
job. Man. It is very cool to be there, to be at
the NFL television headquarters and just seeing all that stuff. I mean, what
a blessing that is. It's pretty crazy to be able to, like,
I mean all I've ever wanted to do. It's like something with either you
know, I don't really only know sports, country music in the military,
Like those are the only thing I know. If it's something else, if
it's a real housewife, I'm like, I'm not your girl. But like,
it's pretty cool to be able to start merging your two passions um into
money. For sure. For sure it's going to work easier. Yeah,
it's going to work easier. So where do you guys record that? Where
do you guys? What studio you guys recording that at. We're in the
basement of NFL Networks where they now there's a new NFL network attached to Sofi
Stadium. Oh okay, right, right, right, Yeah. It's a
really high tech building, like what six stories or something. Um, just
like an incredible cafeteria and coffee bar. Every toilet is has heated seats with
the days like it's pretty it's pretty scene. Once you can get in.
Um, just the building. The day I can get into, I just
can't get out of it. And it's much harder to drink from than you
think. Um, but I just uh yeah, we tape our show and
um where they take game debut, and you know, just like a bunch
of NFL Network shows yea, um, And I see Ciciliana like te Ciciliana's
When you walk into NFL Network, there's all these like glass offices when you
go through the main corridor, and Ceciliana's desk is like the very first like
his little cubicle is right there, and I'm like, what, well,
but why is it right there? Like I guess he's I don't know.
It's a very bizarre to have all these people that you have no idea who
they are because they are all behind the scenes. And then here's Siciliana's desk
right there. I'm like, I don't know if he chose that desk or
if it was a sign to him because he's the face of red Zone or
whatever. I don't know him. I was texting with him the other day
because the classic Falcons melt down. Yeah, and he sent me because a
few years ago, you know, like you work on a show like that
doll, it might have a taco truck one day, or like the fucking
you know different, you know, fucking and then out truck. So we
had a taco truck, but we can't leave the studio. So I just
got this big gass plate of tacos in the morning, and then this when
we were on the studio, and then they fucking you know, got a
punt block or something, and I just fucking was so pissed. I threw
my tacos across the room and Siciliano goes two part question, One where did
Tibo get tacos at ten thirty in the morning? And two why is he
throwing him across the studio? So then he comes up to me. He
comes to me and he puts his hands on my shoulders and he goes,
listen, go outside and do whatever it is you normally do. Let's just
come back different, all right, I'll leave, I'll calm down. So
I got to leave him. When I got to the door, he goes,
oh, and t Bow, bring me a bunch of tacos? Um
what why why did he want you to come back different, Jason? Because
I was having a meltdown in the studio and I kept throwing the ship and
I was screaming on air and stuff. So he goes go outside and calm
down to day. But because Mike was hot, he couldn't say that.
So he goes go outside, do whatever you normally do, but come back
different. Jason, how long do you work on the NFL show? Sixteen
years? Sixteen years and you still can't focus your camera to have your whole
head in the picture and look at Yeah, yeah, I had a great
night Thursday. What did you say? I'll here's Johnny was astoints it.
God, I got I got a new falcon that we're trying the t of
the job. We're trying. No, I'm in Vegas. Oh I was
gonna be like, God, damn, you're looking good in there. What
is that Vegas? For a funeral? Because the Raiders died. So I'm
I can't say anything, but yeah, totally right, you asked for it,
Sam push back on hot. I mean it is so bad. It
is so I mean, it's just it's it's like I would love to be
an attic of the NFL. It is impossible as to at all want to
get exact I mean, it's like to have any happiness or joy any happiness.
It's it's so infuriating because like I think I picked up Derek Carr and
DeVante Adams and so many leaks together, including the Comedy Story, which I'm
like in last place because Matt Ryan as my backup to Derek Carr, and
both of them get like seven points a week. Like it's so bad.
But when when um that fake Adam Schefter account tweeted that McDaniels was fired the
other day, were you excited or were you? I mean, like,
here's the old thing. He I mean, like they're gonna go maybe give
him a number another year, and it's just a wasted year. It's just
a wasted year. Like we're like, oh, man, give him some
time to cook with some stuff. It's like, no, man, he
came in to this situation because we made a playoff run and they added more
for weapons. It's he's not going he didn't come to an empty cupboard.
Man, We had all the bun and it's just like, listen, Car
is not the problem. He's also not the solution. And at the stay
of the Raiders right now, Car can't function without a line and it just
sucks. It just sucks. You don't think McDaniels is the problem him.
What you don't think Josh McDaniels is the problem. I do think Josh McDaniels
is. My whole thing is that they're gonna be like, we gotta give
him one more year to implement. No, dude, No, There's the
reason he's been fired as the head coach so many times is like, clearly
he's not the answer. He can do one thing. He knows how to
run an offense. He has no idea, don't take him away from anything
else, don't working under one guy. That's the thing. He's just he's
a barnacle man. He's got to attach himself. You see this in comedy
a lot, right, Like these people that have these huge careers, but
it's mostly because they they've attached themselves to a like a superstar, right,
and like when they go off and do their own thing, nobody cares and
nobody listens. And that's Josh McDaniels. He's like, no, he's just
like he just can't do it on his own. And that dude, most
of us can't do that. So it's like, hey, cold being a
great coordinator is pretty damn good gig. Anyways, I don't know, man,
they should have kept the guy that got them into the playoffs last year.
That coach, he's just old school and black guy. What's his name?
No? Not the black guy was the Italian guy, which is pretty
much black, right, so I guess that's the same thing black answer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I'm just really amazed
doesn't have a job as James Cardwell is that his name, the black coach
who coached the Colts, Like, dude, he got the Colts and the
wake Forest he made Wake Forest could Yeah. Why isn't that guy got a
million dollar He checks all your boxes, I think the buck he doesn't check
his white and that is the problem in the NFL. Sometimes just say you're
white, but he should identifies white. But I think it's pretty like,
it's pretty interesting when an offensive coordinator can make that move, like Nick Sirianni
for the Eagles, right like when he left the Colts, it felt like
they they weren't nearly as good, you know, and now the Eagles are
undefeated. You know, took him one year there, So I just wonder
if they're gonna give McDaniels a whole year. I know he's had a couple
of closed door meetings with Mark Davis. So that's not good. And you
have to take ship from a guy with that haircut, right, like lecturing
you with that haircuts? Yeah, who has the job because he inherited it
from his dad? Like what I mean, Sam, that's what your bag
of bets. You have to get a fucking Davis haircut for an entire you
have to grow out your Hair's crazy. It's like, it's like the Raiders
and the Lakers are so like in the fact that you know, these these
franchises were owned by mavericks who did their own thing, their own way,
had a lot of success, and now their kids would come in and you
know, and just clusterfucked it. They just clusterfucked it. And I I
don't I don't hate. I don't hate um uh any of them. I
don't. I actually like, uh, what's her name? From the Lakers?
She seems cool bus like a lot of problem any of them. But
yeah she's hot. I bet she's very hot. Yeah she is hot,
you know, I mean she's got weird taste of men, Like who's like,
who wants to bang Jay Moore, but it is the one person on
that Lakers show that looks like a star. Yeah, like on that h
on Winning Time. Well that made all that shit up though apparently that story
even real. You know that story's made up? That was here, damn
it. Yeah, so I like it, but they both just have no
ability to get it go. I mean, it's just like they just don't
make good decisions. And I mean, like, who would have said signing
Lebron James wouldn't be a good decision? But who would have said not getting
Anthony Davis would be a bad Who would have thought Adams signing him is a
bad It didn't work out. I mean, all these seamen work out,
but just something is off. It's funny that Davantae Adams thing didn't work out
for anybody though, because I mean, if you are the Packers, they
they've floaded without him. But I don't think the Packers would have been good
this year even if they did have them. I think I think it's the
play calling in Oakland. But I also feel like Derek Carr and Mariota are
kind of similar in a way where it's like when they're not thinking and Garoppolo
is like this too, Like when they're not thinking and they're just throwing and
they're in a two minute drill, they're very good because they're not they don't
have too much time to overthink something. When they on instinct, they're much
better as a quarterback than when they have time to let a play matriculate,
matriculate, and then throw it an interception. So I don't know why they
don't just run into minut drill the whole time. You know, crazy,
dude, it is crazy. Yeah, And he just shows you enough that
you pause about getting rid of the and that's just their car and yeah,
like there's this weird stat we're like fourth quarter comebacks. He's one of the
best. And you're like that those numbers match what I'm watching. Okay,
I mean it just it sounds like lying with statistics. Who get who told
you that Bill Gates? Right? It makes no fucking sense to me,
But that's what the numbers say. And I don't know because I see him
when it when it starts get tight, man, you can get You see
him like he's seeing ghosts out there, bro, and he's like got that
look in his eye, like what again? It shows you though, like
the you know, the Raiders have been up seventeen nothing on the Jags,
seventeen nothing on Arizona, you know, like whoever, like the Colts and
like, and then they've lost those games. So it tells you that the
province. The problem to me is holding a lead, which comes down to
the defense, which means your head coach does not know how to command the
defense because he's an offensive mind. To me, that's what that says.
Yeah, and we're probably draft because it's what the Raiders do. dB from
Ohio State, who will be in Vegas and just die in the background,
just die in the defensive graveyard that we call our backfield. Every year we
draft a guy from Ohio State who can't do Jack Chick. Unbelievable. I
remember those days in Atlanta because like we until we got Fontano, this you
know, our new GM, like and now he doesn't draft for need.
He drafts the best available player at the time. Like, if we're a
pick number eight, whoever is the best possible player there at number eight,
We're going to choose him, even if we need a center, you know.
So I think to me that strategy has paid off for at Lant and
when we finally have money to pay people, we should use it on proven
talent on the offensive line, because at one point, you have we had
all these rookies, we had the every single player on our offensive line was
a number one draft pick by the Falcons because they kept drafting offensive lineman in
the first round. And then those guys can't learn from anybody because all the
people they're learning from our rookies every year, like with no like with no
strong sense of how quick the game is, how create you know, how
the pace of play, and you're just picking up bad habits. It's not
a good strategy to me. No, I do agree with that. I
do agree with that. It is uh. I don't know, man,
I just think either you. If you're a questioning whether you have the man,
you don't have the man. If you got two quarterbacks, you don't
have one quarterback. If you've got two starting quarterbacks, you don't have one.
That's very true. That's a good point. It's like a Montana Young
situation or a far Roder that that's the only time that where you have like
j Walker Baker Mayfield situation. Both of these guys are so good, we
don't even know who should go should it should absolutely be Sam Arnold. Actually
he's the best of those three quarterbacks on fortune. I mean, what do
they do it? Would you say? Well, p J. Walker's gonna
be he's a career backup, and then uh Baker Mayfield. I mean he's
gonna have to take and I know he's not gonna like it, but he's
gonna have to take a backup gig with maybe maybe like if he's lucky,
a true sky kind of situation where he has a chance to start and ahead
of a young guy because he's not. I mean, he hasn't put anything
on film, and they're not gonna let him play anymore because we give up
a fourth round pick if he gets to seventy percent of the snaps and he's
at like sixty two percent of the snap for next week. Donald's back after
the bye, so they're gonna they're gonna give Donald one last look. I
think after the bye, maybe let PJ play a little bit more because he
hasn't you know. I mean, he's won some games, which is more
than you could say for anybody else. He's a great quarterback. I mean
he was good. He was very good in the XF out he was.
Yeah, yeah, he was good. It's not like I mean, it's
not like he had a chance to prove it a temple. But like,
I don't know, I have no issue with that. That guy. I
think he's really fun. He need's easy to cheer for because he was like
not anybody that anybody ever heard of or cared about. Now, yeah,
you just can't put a burden on him. You know, you can't make
him pass it twenty thirty times a game. If he does that, you're
gonna lose. He's gonna throw the ball at the other team. But yeah,
at this low out you know it's low out put and where we're running
the ball thirty plus times, yeah, we're gonna stumble into a couple of
wins even though we're trying to tank. I think that's that's the right thing
to do. Now. Dante Jackson's out with an achilles were they we're talking
about bringing back Josh Norman like legitimately beat right if they're like Josh Norman's age.
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make up that we're looking at tillion dollars seasons? How do you not understand
revenue share when they when they talk about like, oh, well that's a
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for thirty million dollars because they're in a small market, And I go,
Pittsburgh is not a small market, and the Steelers will are evidence of that.
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they factor in their own ticket sales, they get a check for at and
that happens across every league. So anyway, it is not I want to
get into Trevor Lawrence. Well, okay, I love. Everyone's already ready
to bail on this guy. They're like, oh man, it's not looking
good. I know he'd be better, but dude, he's in Jacksonville,
Jacksonville. How long was laughing? They had a great quarter I mean on
Trevor Lawrence's I mean, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just
you know, like obviously Jacksonville hasn't been good since the Boat, which is
the bordles of all time, and you know that they you know, but
they you know, they went to the playoffs for a couple of years,
you know, especially like in the middle there. So I don't think it's
like completely unrealistic. I think it's unrealistic to expect rookies to come into this
game and be great. Even my homes played behind Alex Smith for a year,
you know what I mean, especially when you got Urban Meyers set his
career back. Yeah, kick and kick Josh Lamp in the nuts like this,
like this that guy sets you back so far on you know, like
and I just feel like learning the speed of the game is incredibly difficult,
especially when you played at Clemson under a total CUK asshole in Davo, you
know what I mean. Her he does not believe in n I L deals
And yeah, he is such a dickhead. And so I'm obviously I don't
like Clemson for my own reasons. On top of that, but like,
have you seen how he runs down the hill ahead of his team, Like
he just sprints down the hill as fast as he thinks he's being a leader,
but he just wants the attention. It's about the game. I'm the
one that can make ten million dollars a year, not you. Yeah,
I think that's ridiculous. Let these guys practice with thousands of dollars before they
are given millions of dollars. That's such a good point. Yeah, that
is a good point. Oh So anyway, I think I think he you
know, he excelled there despite the situation, and he had a great team
around him. And then now he's in Jacksonville, and I do think that
they they've made a lot of great moves. I think ETN is gonna,
you know, start because they lost ATN before his rookie year. They were
supposed to have this one two combo and he gets fucked with urban Meyer who's
kicking his players in the ball sacks and calling them faggots. Yeah, and
that he loses his fucking running back round up the game. I mean,
we're seeing how good he is now at n halfway through the season, this
kid lights out, Probably top ten running back. Don't you ever think that?
Like when when teams have a ton of injuries, then you're like,
who is the conditioning person? Is obviously a problem here? Dam said that
on this show before. We've had that exact talk about like the Ravens.
Every running back on the Ravens is always hurt. I'm like, what are
they doing in the facilities there? Do they have the Miami doctor that's like
diagnosing to it with concussions or the Chargers doctor who's puncturing lungs? Like,
who are people in this clubhouse they're advising them on? You know, I
totally agree, ma'am. Clippers had to get rid of their guy for a
while. Yeah, the Lakers did. They got rid of that guy that
was there forever and then these guys just kept getting hurt and weren't coming back
ever the plane. They're like, dude, we gotta go a different way.
And then there was that staff in Phoenix, Arizona for the Suns.
They're like, you would just go there in a wheelchair and suddenly you could
walk on water like being there right, it was like crazy, like everyone
was having second Yeah they yeah, some lady coming in with her crystals and
her sorcery they had about Gizelle, Like Gizelle had like some sort of witchcraft
for Tom Brady or something. They say that she had the story about Sarah.
Have you seen the story about the possible how much I don't believe the
number, but how much money Tom Brady and Giselle might have lost in this
crypto crash that just happens. Oh, I didn't say that story, but
I believe that because who did so much money? It's so much like who
would put that much money into a crypto? It didn't like didn't didn't he
get paid for something and just crypto something with Tampa or something. I remember
he bought that ball back from the guy by giving him a bitcoin. That's
it, just two thousand dollars that he did say last year that he wants
to be paid in bitcoin, but maybe that's what I was thinking of.
He was not a lot of people like O b J said that, like
he got paid in bitcoin. And so they talk about all the money these
guys I lost. Well, they're talking that that couple might have lost over
six hundred million dollars, and I'm like, is that why they got divorced?
I mean, she's like, well, because I also heard that,
like some of it too, was that she didn't know he wanted to buy
the dolphins, and you know, because that was the original where he was
supposed to go before Tampa Bay. And so yeah, I just wonder what
all this If he was moving their money around without her knowledge, or you
know, if they talked about it and then that became a like a you
know, people couples fight over money, but I'm sure billionaires fight over money
having ugly people problems. Isn't that they were fighting? Because I read that
he he told her he wanted to buy the dolphins and she thought he said
he wanted to buy a dolphin. Yeah, don't listen to team. He's
upset because he invested in toothpicks dot Com and he invested. He's lost three
packs of tooth picks, and I lost. He would all the money he
had I did. I lost my ten dollars football, pull up my golf
course. I didn't eat for four days. Yeah, now what do you
let me ask you this? Because I want to know what you guys think
about this. Johnny and I've been talked about a little bit about I want
to hear with Sarah and Sam thinking about this. This whole Jeff Saturday thing
is pretty fucking weird. It's it's well, what is Jeff Saturday thing?
Know who that is? Right? Sorry? The former Center for the Cold
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy coach he's never coached as far
as we know, he's never coached a flag football team in his life.
He's been coaching his son's high or a high school team in the Coola,
Georgia. Yeah. I played, and that team it's four and fourteen.
It's not even like I didn't know that. Yeah, looking games right,
eighteen games? Holy shit. But over two seasons he's been coaching up to
another team that just gave the kid gave the rain to a rich kid whose
dad did a lost shit, and now he's taking one Super Bowls. I
mean he's he's been well dude, if you if you hear the players though,
who were in those locker rooms, he was like the guy the leader
of those locker rooms. Jeff Saturday was not Manning. You would think it
would be Manning, but a lot of people would come out this week and
said that Jeff Saturday was like the vocal leader. He was the guy that
would come bit somebody out if they were stepping over the line. Birthday making
Saturday the head coach is the exact same thing as like if Sam like has
a nice house and he wants to sell it and he goes, Johnny,
how shit it my place for the last four months while I find somebody to
fucking uh move in. Yeah, I will say Pat McAfee had an interesting
take that this could open the door, and then this is this might be
a stretch, but this could open the door for more minority candidates because what
you have is a lot of the guys coming out of the NFL who are
millionaires. If they want to be head coaches, they gotta now they're the
assistant to somebody, you know, they're the fucking video operator or whatever.
And this could if this works. It could open the door for guys who
were players with less experience getting better jobs right out of the gate. There
who was it, Reggie, Reggie Wayne that was their old receiver with it.
Yeah, so there. I think Reggie's on staff though for the Colts
and so, yes, so I think this could poss and he's very well
respected in the organization, so like it could pave the way for you know,
Reggie as well, you know, to kind of but you know,
as they were, they were all teammates as well, So a wide receiver
for the Colts that was like a gang banger, and they were like,
he's Marvin Harrison. Yes, he might have killed a guy on the guy's
coach. You want people to listen to be like, I might have killed
somebody, you know, fuck with me the dog, Yeah, fuck around
and find out. Yeah, you trying to find out if you should be
late to practice. Yeah. I did think that press conference he did though,
Jeff Saturday was about the best thing he could have done in that situation.
Was just kind of gett He's like, dude, I might suck,
it might happen, I might not be good at this. I'm gonna try
hard. Why how would I say no to somebody comes into offers you the
best gig you know that there is in sports, really, and you're gonna
say no. Of course not no, it's it's on er say for being
an idiot. If anything, It's just so bizarre to me, how great
that Colt's line was two years ago? Go and I do not know what
happened because they are the exact same line, And you think that you guys
know better than I do. Matt Ryan, if he could have a minute
to throw, literally a minute, he might he might be okay, right,
Yeah, I mean I think that's the testament. But my issue with
Matt Ryan is that he holds onto it for too long and then you know,
you start getting holding penalties on the offense because he won't make a decision.
And that has always been my only issue with him, is that,
like I know, you have to wait for people to get open and you
can't run yourself, but it forces the offensive line to work so much harder
to try to give you the time to throw. And he's not a bench
because he's the worst quarterback on that roster. He's bench because that team sucks
and they though they can't win with or without him if he gets Yeah,
exactly like if this guy gets hurt, we're we're twenty million dollars over the
Catholic. I just feel bad because he never missed a game and then now
he got that, and it's just a shitty way to go out, did
you guys hear Well, very rarely do pro athletes get to go out how
they want to go out. It is it's somewhat brutal. Like did you
hear that? There were like a lot of rumors that the players didn't like
Matt Ryan at the beginning, Like they didn't like his attitude, they didn't
like how I talked to people. Um, you guys, I never heard
that. I never heard. That doesn't surprise me. Oh yeah, that's
the fantos ben now that they now that they you know, they're benching Matt
Ryan. What do you guys think of the I heard Colin Coward was talking
about how they he thought they should bench Aaron Rodgers the season's over, Like
why why are you going to maybe even get a better pick? Actually quarterback
behind you? See, see if Justin Love has anything to offer, like
go down to Blaze and glory Jordan Love. Yeah, I think I think
the biggest reason is because they gave him forty two million dollars in the off
season, and so they're like, we can't we can't bench the guy that
we just paid, and that's why we don't have any receivers. Yeah.
Yeah, I think you are going to see some of those teams, see
Falcons in particular, of like, hey man, we're gonna be a five
hundred team. We got this rookie quarterback sitting on the bench. Let's see
what he can do. Let's at least see if he's got anything. If
we're gonna be picking around fourteen fifteen, we need to know do we need
a quarterback or do we got our guy other than Maryla Mariota had a two
year contract to come in here fucking not burn the place down while Desmond Ritter
gets up to speed. But it's about time to see what this kid can
do. Time to burn it down. Yeah, I mean, I'm just
I'm not really sold on Ridder, but like obviously, like I'm very excited
for him, but I would love for him to have a whole year of
study. I mean, to me, that was that's where a lot of
these guys shine is when they do sit on the bench for a year and
then they're really anxious and ready to go in the game. And obviously we
know they're gonna make mistakes and it's better to make them this year. But
I still think we're two years away. I mean, I think we're a
year away from being a year away. Yeah, I think we're a year
away from a playoff birth. And I think we're two years away from being
fucking halfway decent. Yum, why is everybody piling on Russell Wilson so much?
It's so crazy. It's really strange, and it's finally catching him.
It's finally catching up to him. I don't think he's an asshole, he's
I think I think he's unrelatable in a locker room. It's a weird game.
He kind of big times people with his celebrity wife, and I think
he it feels like it's it's kind of just like a holier than thou attitude.
I think. So there's not a lot of chemistry, and when there's
not a lot of chemistry, there's not a lot of trust. And when
there's not a lot of trust, you don't fight for the ball, you
don't you don't go after it. You don't put your body on the line
for your team because you're like, this guy's like not even cool. I
think a lot of people on that team are very resentful towards him for that
Super Bowl pass instead of handing it to Marshawn Oh yeah, And they're saying
that he if he gets through a touchdown there, he would have been the
MVP of the super Bowl. And if Marshawn Lynch scored, he would have
been the MVP of the super Bowl, and that it was Russell Wilson had
wanted to pass when everybody else in a free world is like, run a
fucking ball with the fucking mode. And I think since then, you've heard
all the players that played with him back then being resentful. Here are some
of the things that Seahawk players have said in press conferences. One title,
Lockett said, it's nice to have a quarterback that I can call on his
cell phone and not have to go through his assistant agent yeah, or his
assistant yeah, or yeah, I'm a manager or whatever. Then you got
you stand up comics I got for fucking thirty years. I gotta call your
assistant. I'm not gonna buying right now, but I'm getting ready to say
name. I'll say names. Bobby Lee, Earl Skate call Uh. Jason's
assistant is a Mason Mebo. It sounds just like Jason. Oh you guys,
Hey, I told you I need my coffee. I'm sorry. The
assistant Jason me too's a hand all the time. Yeah, cut by me
three it. And then he got the coach saying the thing about the sweatband
with the plays on it. Wait, no, I didn't hear that.
Uh, Daniel Hackett Okay, Carroll, Yeah, uh was saying he Russell
Wilson was refusing to wear it. Um, he didn't say. He couldn't
quite say that. He said, it's nice to have a quarterback who's willing
to wear it. That's what he said, do whatever it takes. We've
had some other We've had some other guys have problems with that is what he
say. Does God tell Russell Wilson the plays and he doesn't need the coach
to tell him. I think I thought so happy he's gone. Everybody they
can't say that. They say, well, what about this? This all
sounds like he's an asshole. If you are a respected quarterback, Emily,
do you think Justin Tucker is making fun of you on videos in an airplane
on the way from beating you. Like Justin Tucker greatest kicker in the NFL,
maybe of all time, which we'll find out in the next five years.
Opera singer just Total KU's number seven right now. He came from YouTube.
Tucker came from the sixty yard line. So I'm just saying, if
Justin Tucker is making fun of you, maybe you should rethink your approach because
kickers are made fun of more than anyone. And when the kicker starts making
fun of the one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the NFL, I think
that tells you that he's not going to get in trouble from anyone else.
Yeah, settle these draft kicks, and they're fucking actually a pretty decent team.
First fucked, how can you not be happy for Gino Smith, a
guy that's like struggled as a jet, as a you know, like every
a charge or every everywhere, could finally be slinging it all around and you
know they're letting Gino cook, you know what I mean. But like it's
really great, It's really great to see like that. DK Metcalf's not getting
wasted this, you know what I mean? Like that, you know,
all these great receivers are getting the ball and it's getting spread around and then
Kenneth Walker the third or the second whatever, it is like he's really having
a moment. So it's kind of fun. I don't think anybody saw that
coming from Seattle. Yeah, it's a weird. Definitely in that division or
is it the forty nine? I think Seattle might be the best team in
that division, although the forty nine Ers, you know, with McCaffrey,
I think have added so much a spoiler in the play. I think nine
Ers are a tough Oh my god, I have to tell you so.
So for my show, we you know, NFL Films gives us all these
like, um, um miked up our show, our show, Yes,
sam Like NFL Films gives us, um all the miked up a bunch of
miked up footage that's it's been rede you know, like they send us a
sampling, so to speak. So I watch a lot of players miked up,
and then so I'm watching Hittle miked up in McCaffrey's first game. Um
back they lost that game. Um, But McCaffrey's first game with the forty
nine ers, and like Kittle's talking to Garoppolo on the sideline and the forty
niners are getting smoked, and he's like, look, Jimmy, like the
good news is McCaffrey's really good. And Jimmy Garopolo goes, I know,
and he can like run the ball too, and Kittle's like what He's like,
he can run it. I know he could run it feels like cool,
cool cool, Like uh And then so I'm talking to Churs about it,
you know, and I'm like laughing hysterically, like, oh my god,
Jimmy Gravel is such an idiot. And then He's like, why would
Jimmy know anything about Christian McCaffrey. He doesn't watch film on the deep on
the offense, And I was like, uh, I guess I mean he's
like yeah, I mean like number one Fantasy pick and everything. Jimmy Graffoloho
definitely does not play Fantasy unless X porn stars who are fifty. You're playing
in the league with him, dude, I du that. I like,
jim I like, you're living your best life, bro. Yes. So
it's like that Press Camperence Tire's got a lot his bald, but that's fine.
A lot of you know, a lot of miles out in those tires,
but that's fine. That press conference after Trey Lance went out, like
you could see he was just trying to hold back a smile and act like
it was like a really sad day. I'm like, oh my god,
I know train Lands Baker's leg, but Jimmy Grockflow definitely cracked cracked a rib
from laughing so hard. Yeah, that's like he had a look on his
face like that every guy does in high school, Like when like the hottest
girl in school her boyfriend gets killed in a car accident in high school,
and every other fucking guy is like trying to keep a fucking straight but they're
like, she's single now though, sorry about your Yes, yes, yes,
I know I derailed that, but yeah, I don't know. I
don't like obviously, like the forty nine ers went, you know, all
the way to the NFC Championship last year. So I don't know why you
want to get rid of the guy that got you. I know, he
gets hurt, right, Why you're rushing? Why why does this young guy
have to get on the field. Why is this? No? I mean
I see my argument for that's my argument for the Falcons all the time.
It's like, I get it, Mariota is not our guy, but I
do not want our future to be injured, have his leg fucking broken,
and then now we have to rely on Mariota for maybe over Like, it's
not easy to come back from a broken leg. Talk to ask Dak Prescott.
It's not. It's not a lot of it's psychological to not just sure
you don't trust it. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. And here's the
whole thing about the way. You know, these guys are getting paid a
lot. I get it, we're getting paid a lot. But it's like
it's like, Okay, this guy is, oh, this is an all
time talent, doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. He's going to a place
where everybody is lights out. So now now he doesn't have an experience and
compete with them. I remember when Taylor tom Tomlinson first did like comedy Chaos,
and she hadn't blown up yet, and she just kind of now going.
She had all the skills, she was just on a show with comics
who were doing comedy for twenty five years. Yeah, you could have all
the skill in the world, but you don't have the experience. Now she'll
she could blow out anybody. She's a crusher, but she didn't have the
experience at that time. You have to get the experience of knowing just a
feel for the game that comes with playing for a little while. Just to
throw somebody out there is just ridiculous. I think they can be with a
vat who's been doing it for ten years. Yeah. No, it's not
easy. And these guys have a shelf life. That's why it's like when
they're like, oh, they're paying this woman, this twenty five year old
woman, fifteen million dollars to be an avenger, I'm like, yeah,
good, because she's not gonna make any money after she's forty, so you
might as well make all that money right now. Great a writer, and
I don't care if people make Like again, the NBA, they're they're making
so much money. The biggest issue is how do you keep them incentivized to
keep playing, because they have all the power once they sign that contract gets
guaranteed. You have to figure it out. Do you follow the NBA at
all? Yeah? Sure, yeah, I mean I've been following all this
stuff with the nets obviously, but like with Steve Nash leaving, and I
it was a very bizarre when they I thought they were going to hire that
Celtics coach, she May or whatever his name. You know, somebody interviewed
on that flaw going, okay, dad, you guys, I think right
now, flash hit pretty hard. Yeah, like the way that, like,
I don't think the Browns understood how big of a deal it was going
to be when they took to Sean and how big of an outrage it was
gonna Cause times time's almost up on that too. He's gonna be playing that's
gonna that's gonna be so something. But I'm just saying that, like I
don't think people realize, like how so anyway, Uh yeah, I think
that they're probably heading in a better direct now because the story is swirling around.
Obviously nothing has proven and so I'm not gonna like accuse anybody, but
I know the allegations was not just like they went on a date and they
weren't supposed to. No, No, We've talked about it on this show.
He was hooking up with his boss, his wife, not just one,
not just a vice president. He was hutting on the owner's wife.
It's like what are you doing? And what the nuts is? Like,
listen, dude, this guy, yeah he might try to fuck our wives
by he's a good coach. I mean, can we just tell me,
hang, well, how are you here? You can't please please? Yeah,
we don't need you. We have Jason Tatum. We don't need you.
Yeah, exactly. It's so it's just not even thinking about letting that
guy in. Yeah, what are you doing? Way more people to fucking
Brooklyn then, yeah. I mean we talk about the show all the time,
Like there's thirty chicks in your state. You can't fuck light up everybody
else, Like these thirty ones. Stay away from them. They're they're either
either teammates ladies, or they're the owner's chick. Stay what stay what?
Just that's how you flex power. That's the only way you flex power.
Like when people said the Sun's owner, like, oh, he can't come
to games for a year and he got fined whatever ten million dollars, Like
that's nothing, and I go, the only thing. The only way to
punish a billionaire is to exclude them. That is the only way you can
you can punish a billionaire. You say you are not allowed in here.
You must about Twitter because he was so excluded. Like it's like okay,
like that's the only thing that pisses them off, and that's so that's the
only recourse. Let's also getting there's so much going on with with these leagues
now getting super political, and then all of a sudden, you know you're
starting to see like hypocrisy and what they're doing. You know, the Kyrie
Irving's a big part of that. And you know, we got through this
whole thing where like, you know, the movement of twenty twenty with Black
Lives Matter on the courts and all that stuff, and then they're losing their
mind when he just retweets a link regardss of Whatever you think about that link
and what it says, it's still you know, everyone at the NBA getting
upset about that. Why they demonize the whole group of people and made the
actions of a couple be attributed to the entire group. It's the hypocrisy of
it. It's just hypocrisy when you do these generalizations and the NBA just keeps
looking dumber and dumber and dumber. And ESPN's like that as well. Dude.
It's just like that you set a rule and then you break the rule.
The minute somebody you like or work for breaks that rule. Suddenly now
you look the other way, and it's just I don't know. I think
the NBA's got real problem. I think Adam Silver is very lucky that all
these new revenue streams are coming so nobody can see the actual effects. Because
if you're selling packages everywhere but nobody's watching your product, nobody really knows this
because the money's still coming in. But at some point these companies will want
eyeballs on their platforms, and if they're not getting those eyeballs, they're gonna
be like, why are we buying this package for this much money? Yeah,
I think it's pretty like to me, the NBA is usually the most
ahead of its time, you know, to me of all the leagues,
you know, just based on rookie contracts, like player impacts, like player
negotiations. But then also you know, they are the first to bring in
Jesus, all these things that other leagues are so far behind on. So
nuts, we don't even like, I get baseball. It drives me nuts
how they're going to destroy this sport and they're just gonna make it so there's
five teams or six teams that the actually have a chance. I mean,
the Braves, God bless them there. They're a wonderful organization that works very
smart. But I mean it's just unbelievable to me. What are you saying.
Are you talking about the pitch clock? Well, I'm talking about like
the fact that you know you brought up earlier. Like Pittsburgh gets one hundred
and fifty million dollars from from the league and they they have thirty million dollars
in payroll. That to me is like baseball is a national sport played on
a local level, and if you've got no interest locally, you're fucked,
man. And these small all market teams are losing generations. You have to
have the older generations sell it to the younger generation. Then there's a tradition
like oh, I used to come to these games with my dad and we
used to love to watch the game. If you've got no chance, you're
not going to have any generational pass down, and you're just rooting it because
the players and the owners are greedy. The players want it, so the
Dodgers the Yankees can pay seventy five million dollars whatever it's going to be at
some point for one season when when the Pirates will never be able to do
that, and it just makes it so it just sucks. And yes,
once in a while a team like the Kansas City Royals will slip into and
win a World Series, but that's once every so often. Yeah, and
that's the only time it's really fun, you know what I mean. It's
nice to see new organism. That's why I thought the Phillies was like kind
of fun, because I mean, I don't like them because they're rival but
like, but I don't mind seeing new people in there. And I think,
you know, obviously, this is the first World Series since nineteen forty
one with no black athletes, which I think is a huge Yeah. Yeah,
it's so crazy. That's insane statistics African American, black, black American.
I had light like Dominicans. But the only thing I pushed back,
I like, that's a crazy statistic. But the only thing I pushed back
it's it's not like the Major League Baseball is like, oh okay, we
don't want black play. It just it's not an attractive sport to Black America
right now. They really which is so crazy because there's so much more opportunity
to play over the NBA where there's ten guys on the core. Yeah,
you got thirty players for the two teams, Like it's such a small shample.
So what I think can help with that is like these this latest round.
First of all, I think there needs to be a minimum a payroll
for the Major League Baseball. I think that's number the number one thing I'll
do as commissioner. Um. I think it's hard to um. I think
access to fields is the other problem amongst young African American children in this country
not have there's basketball courts everywhere, but there's not baseball fields that you can
play on everywhere. So I think you need the gear too, right,
you need a glove, you have gear all you know. All you need
in basketball is a is a hoop and a ball. Yeah. Um,
but I think the hardest thing for baseball is the minor leagues and that you
have to go through. Like you can get into basketball and football from college,
but I mean probably Bryce Harper and maybe Mike Trout or like the youngest
players to come into baseball. Like most of the time, you spend a
few years in the miners making no money before you get into baseball, and
then you for five or for six years, so no money, no money.
So the NFL you have before before free agency, right, NBA it's
three. In baseball it's six. So I mean, look at look at
um Aaron Judge. I mean I think Aaron Judges twenty nine or thirty one
or something like. He's much older than you think. Uh. And so
it's like like like there's no way that these guys should be hitting free agency
when they're thirty. You shouldn't be able to finally get paid when you're thirty,
that is well, and that's why you're seeing teams like the Braves now
swooping in with these great deal you know what, good deals for the organization
and probably good deals for the young men. You see it with like Albie's
and Couna they gave them. Oh but Michael for the team rider, you
know, they Vonism they locked up like because it's like it's worth the risk
for us to say, like, well, if they get injured and they
can't play for a few years, like at least we have them forever.
And like the way the deals are structured, you know, obviously like a
Kunyan Alby's fields are terrible, but the way that they Antho structured the new
ones is that, like, you'll make a million dollars next year, five
million dollars a year after that, ten million dollars a year after that,
and then twenty million dollars the last two years. So like it's helping us
pay for great talent right away and then you'll make your money because at least
it's a Major League Baseball the money is guaranteed. Yeah. Yeah, and
it's I mean, it's hard for Atlanta. I mean, they got their
own by a publicly traded company and it's so they have to be creative.
But they're talking do you believe, Sarah, I'm a Brace fan too,
do you believe that they're gonna be top five and payroll because that's what you
know, you kept hearing that coming out of away from the Beat. That's
not their strategy. I mean, obviously we're ready though, like mcgart was
telling the Beat writers apparently off the record, but they, you know a
few of them reported it that they want to be top five in payroll in
the next couple of years. I just I mean, we definitely have the
money to do it because we've saved so much money. I mean, and
the only reason but I don't know what the why we need it except to
pay for free who I think we have to pay max free. I don't
think the Grama is somebody that we would go after, even though Dagram wants
to play for us. That's a shame, isn't it, Because if he
wasn't so injury prone, I think that would be a natural fit. But
you can't afford to. Yeah, but I don't, I'm not really.
I think that the greatest thing that the Atlanta Braves have is their farm system.
Because these there's no other team in the Southeast that's nearly as famous that
everybody didn't grow up watching. So you have fit kids that grow up a
fan of this team, and when they're offered a choice, they choose that
team for less money because they want to play there their fans. That's why
I think Aaron Judge is going to San Francisco like that. To me,
there's absolutely no way he doesn't become a San Francisco giant this summer. What
do you think it happens with Swanson? I hope they extend Dansby. I
don't see if they're gonna pay Trey Turner or Korea. Why wouldn't they give
that money to Dansby, who's already the team captain and the and maybe one
of the greatest defensive shortstops in the league and by far the leader in the
clubhouse, and like he doesn't even like like Ron Washington, doesn't even have
to give. Like Dansby commands the entire infield, he tells everybody where to
stand, and with the with the shift being taken away, I think he's
even more important to ESPN. But Disney, Sam, I know, but
have you ever tried either? I mean, Prime is amazing and it's like
you're you're perfect for that and hopefully bigger opportunities will come. But did you
never want to be on the sp I just like I listen, I watched
sports and like Sarah, you ruin any argument I have about chicks not want
liking sports. I'm like, well, Sarah like sports, but you know,
I was like, I'll watch these like NFL shows. I'll have like
three chicks of the gay guy just talking stats, and I'm like, where
does this exist in reality? And Sarah everybody else you know, did you
just not want to? I know, I listen, I've lived in Hollyway.
I understand that sometimes opportunity doesn't always show up, but you're so good
at it, Like why wouldn't they like you can like you can talk sport.
I just feel like sometimes these people are just like santest X Saidest said,
test yeah, statistic and you're like, wow, that was a great
conversation, satst X. You know it just it's very nice of you to
say. I mean, it is. It's something that I would in tain
now. I don't think it's something I ever really thought was a skill for
a long time. So it wasn't something that you like registers, you know.
But I think the older I get, the more I get into sports
and the more I learn, because you know, sports to me is you
know, the one thing in my life that's fair. Comedy in the entertainment
industry is not fair. Sports is fair. You're not going to score a
touchdown because your dad's a cinematographer, you know. So like to me,
I've gotten more into sports the older I get, so I've been able to
learn more and I listened to a lot more um information about it. But
it wasn't But I'm really bad at names and like remembering like oh, this
guy's the wide receiver for the games. I know nobody's names. Okay,
oh I know, last name wrong for twenty years. But it's like,
you know, you keep bringing up a here's my whole thing. And I
always talked to everybody about this. I call I call it the uh Joan
Rivers effect. Like interesting never gets hold. You know, you think you
look at Linda co and she like crushes it, like like she's so good,
she's so her radio shows great. It's like you're just like if you're
interesting. I was at skank Fest doing comedy and I just had the Everyone
was like, dude, you're just so interesting. I'm like, okay,
that's nice to hear it, because back if my interesting can last forever man.
So yeah, you know, Hollywood is brutal. I think it's brutal
if if all you bring in some physical, vapid bullshit. Yeah, there's
a timeline. It's it's like no different than being a pro athlete, right,
and you you have this prime where like your physical whatever get you into
the club. But time comes and you know, we start to decay a
little bit bit, or those younger versions of us coming through guys and girls
whatever it is. But interesting never gets old. It just never gets old.
So like like you could do this forever. Man, You're like,
you're so good at it, it's like you should like, you know,
being on Prime is great. You're exactly where you need to be. But
yeah, there's a lot. I mean, ESPN's dogs. I don't even
know if you want to go there, but you know, I mean I
definitely think that this is the path. I think it's the path I'm going
to continue to go down. You know, I think the you know,
the hardest thing about writing is having a point of reference, so you know,
if you can write a joke about you know, like, uh,
I was I was just glad to I'm on a college football show called Inside
College Football, and I was just watching this Alabama Old Miss game and Alabama's
losing, and so I was just trying to go like, oh, Alabama
can't can't run or can catch anything except Georgia and the standings, so that
I'm like, oh, you know, like I think all writing comes from,
like your knowledge of a metaphor, Like where does the punchline cut come
from? If you know the setup, you can come up with the punchline
and everything is like specifics, you know, It's like when you make boat
party jokes, you want to use the Minnesota Vikings that kind of stuff.
So like, I think, I think the more I'm in this business,
the better joke writer I'll be about sports, and the more knowledge I'll have,
because like, the more they all go hand in hand. So I'm
open to Indian all avenues. But I do like that now I've kind of
established myself in the sports world and I'm the first of all. I think
it's kind of cool. Yeah. Thanks. I mean, they interviewed me
about this Prime video show back in May and I was like, yeah,
yeah, yeah, let me know if that happens, and like forgot all
about it, and then August came around and they're like, this is going
to happen. Are you free for football season? You're like, okay,
sure, Sarah, do you got a jam or you're good on time?
I do actually have to jam? All right, Sarah. We don't want
to keep you forever. Love having you on. You're doing great things.
Check out your show The Pylon. I'm video. It's really good. I
enjoyed going on and uh, it was fun. It was cool to see
where you work, and it was just that was just a fun environment.
So congrats on that and thanks for coming on the show. Where can they
find you? And you got any dates coming out you want to push?
I'm on masted on only. I'm just kidding. I'm on I got a
masted don't judge, man, it's called It's called nuke got social go check
it out. It's just Sarah Tianna, Sarah with an h Tiana with a
Tianna across all social media platforms. All right, Sarah, we're gonna We're
gonna let you go. No dogs talk a lot of shit about you when
you get off her tweets. Yeah, I got one tweet read one.
I can't believe a couple of hey yg tweets that November first, Tiana tweeted,
I'm with you Kanye hashtag Nazi life. No. Sember twentieth actually didn't
hold up. That was gonna be so funny. That's why September twenty,
Why on September twentieth did you say, Yo, Prime, I'm gonna call
you Amazon Prime, fire me if you don't fucking like it? How do
they not have Dion Sanders on Prime? Is that not that not? Here's
a weird one, Sam, Because you were at skank Fest, so you
saw that. But it is um middle of August. You said, yo
at Kim congen. I see you boxing and taking jiu jitsu. I'll fight
you anywhere, bitch, come see me. It's not me because I never
used the B word, just like I never used the P word. It
must have been um, it must have been uh, one of those fake
accounts then. But yeah, anyways, well I love you, Sarah Gooden,
thanks for coming in Vegas. Thank you. Bye be talking to you.
That was fun. That was good. It's great. I love it
very much. I want to talk a little bit about this UFC before we
got to go, But I gotta tell Sam about this Nazi Crystal Matt submarine
story. Okay, will you fix your camera so you're in the center of
the camera. He's got a lot of problems with your camera today. It's
funny, I don't know, just weird. He's like, what if I
did the whole show like this. It's actually like an art shot. That's
all they do documentaries now. They have people off to the side. Yea,
I respect that. Um. So I'm watching this fucking documentary about these
Nazis, right, and they're making these this super insane crystal meth. It's
half cocaine, it's half crystal math. It's super nuts. And they have
these submarines. They're really small, only a two person submarine. So it's
like salm and I, You and I would be back to back in this
little submarine, smaller than the inside of a car. They had four of
them, so they gotta go. We gotta put these eight guys in these
four submarines. But it's so loud in there, and it's so fucking cramped,
like, and there's not enough room for food and ship. Well,
we'll give them the super fucking Nazi meth. So they give eight men an
unlimited amount of coke meth. Yeah, put them in these two submarines and
then send them out, And they never came back. All eight of them
died. Oh god, Yeah, dude, trying to suck each other's dead,
jerk themselves off. You know what they called speed in the fucking gig
in the in the recovery rooms of a eight, they called the queer juice
bro They got the quick died of dehydration from just Z Concer, like he's
like, stopped sucking. You gotta drick some water. Dude, Tommy du
sixty nine in themselves all the way out to the bottom of the sea.
The captains there like drink. Okay, I gotta get out of here.
You know. One of them open that goddamn door, while the other one
was begging him not to. Yeah, yeah, I gotta hear a bird
out there, you eight thousand feet the water. How they're an hear a
bird? Motherfucker. I joke about that on my lap as special Oay,
they're trying to suck his own dick. That's why they lost the war,
even though I don't think Nazi's lost the war, are you FC? Was
it? Two eighty one? Two eighty one? It's a good one,
man. I to sign you that. Of course. I have a fucking
show to night, Sam, you want to plug your shell us? Do
some dates out the dates? I got two dates? Yeah to anyone?
Okay? So when does this come out? Johnny fucking fuck? It's one
morning like well to night really but technical like it'll be late tonight all right,
So just go to Samtubley dot com for all of my dates. Uh
this I'll be out of canna see by times come out. Comedy Chaos,
November sixteen, tickets are almost gone. Buy your tickets now that I got
a whole week of craziness. Guys, I can't express you enough how happy
I am to be doing standing up outside of LA. I can't expect.
It's just like, I want to quit comedy when I'm in LA. It's
so fucking bad and it's got You got a bunch of nickelback comedy out there
acting like they're Led Zeppelin, and it's just like it just sucks. So
on the road is great outside of LA. I love California. I'll do
stamp anywhere in LA. The dumbest crowd to ever Huntington Beach, California.
I'll be there with UM, with Eddie Bravo and Xavier Guerrero. Then I'm
doing a special show, Uh, Saturday Night Adventure h Q Venue. Uh.
It is a stand up comedy I'm doing at seven pm. Then I'm
doing this show I called the Revival where I just go up and talk to
the crowd for an hour and I'm just gonna do it. Uh Tebow Scott
Ross and I was like, what's with the Revival? You Jesus freak.
Now I'm like, repent, you fucking heathen. Okay, repent and then
uh yeah, I got some more dates. Just go to Sandrabley dot com.
I love it. I got to two. I want to plug,
and then we'll talk about UFC. I'll be on Wrong Nights this Friday,
but don't go there Friday because it's really Thursday. That's wrong Nights. Whatever
night you're there, that's the night I'm not. And then I'm gonna be
doing the Oral Health Festival. Glory, Glory, hallelujah, come on by,
give the teeth of rushing. I love it. I love it.
Discuss guys, UFC. Let's get into this. Let's see something UFC.
UFC. I'm very excited about it. This is a great fight. Yeah,
let's let's let's yeah. I mean, these are great fights. Bro,
these are great fights, dude, I'm very excited. Um, let's
start the big bottom of the the main card. Let's do that, the
bottom of the main card. Let's find it real quick. Dan Hooker and
Claudio Polanis. Can they say it listening? Yeah, let's do it.
Let's find it. Okay, So we'll start with the first one up,
Dan Hooker versus Polist. Do you guys have and you guys see this right,
let's get Yeah, but that's all the ucas go to the I can't
see anything. That's what I'm saying. Go down, go down, keep
going, keep going and keep going down and keep going down. Stop stop
stop right up? About that Dan Hooker versus Claudia, I have no dog
in that fight. I don't know much about this par from peru Ya.
But you know Dan, I mean, yeah, bought some really good guys,
had a rough go. I still think he's a great fighter and this
maybe is his comeback. He's part of that gym that Alessandra or whatever his
name is, um, the style bender Alesangna or whatever Lasagnas. Okay,
but um, I don't know. I'm gonna take Dan Hooker in this.
I don't know why, just because I don't know who. Can you click
out here? Let me look at this real quick? Are we? I
mean? I just wonder, are we? This is gonna be released,
you know, probably when this is airing. Yeah, I wanted to do
picks here. Yeah, we'll see who's right. I'm gonna go with Dan
Hooker on that one. Who do you got? I'll go with Claudio?
Okay? Respect our next up, Frankie Egger versus I gotta root for Frankie.
I mean, he's so hard to root against. Uh, I mean
they have to say I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with as and Frankieger.
By the way, Frankie Eger and Andre Aloski are the last of the
old guard left all the old fighters who should be in the prime would like
the classic UFC. These are the last of the fighters. So this is
his last fight, so we're seeing the end of an era. Well,
Andre Aloski's the last woman. He's been on a bet. I think he
lost his last fight. He's taken on balls. So I mean, enjoy
this? Why you can't because this is the end of like what of the
era of fighters who made the UFC? Greg, I like Franky, I'm
just gonna take gautierras this next who knows? Bro? Who knows? Yeah,
this could be this and I think these guys will be fighting in the
phone moves to Dustin Poier Michael Chandler. Not a lot of love lost between
these two motherfuckers. But I'd like to go poor. I mean, did
Portier come in overweight? I didn't read that. But who says he's one
seventy we have. I haven't read inning about it yet. I mean,
yeah, as the as time goes, you know, just people know like
how live this isn't undercards were about to start on this. We're within the
hour or two of the this fight actually starting, So I'm pretty pumped for
it. Um and I think, well and then and now then then you
got two title fights you got. Isn't this a rematch this? Uh janguay
Lee No Poortier came in on way, so he's okay, okay, okay,
I got Portia, I got Portier, me too. I'll go Dustin
as well. But anything can happen in that fight. That's gonna be a
fucking roll for sure. I mean, that's the parking lot fight. That's
the fight in the parking lot of arbies right there, that's for sure.
Carlos Espraso versos, Carlos Espraso, Carlo Carlos. Yeah, it's Carlos Espresso
versus h versus Zing Zang wongging Um Carlo Expresso. So that's why I would
go ask, that's a great dame, that is Carlos Suspresso. I mean,
I'm gonna go as Farsa on this one. But This is another one
that could be a parking lot fight. Zang Way Lee was the champ for
a while, and she's got fucking grenades in her hand. She punches.
Look at her shoulders, she's jacked. Yeah, I'm gonna go with JANGUI
I think the odds lighter, and I think it's not they're not putting out
odds. Is there an injury concern or something there? Because this doesn't list
the odds. I'll look them up, but this doesn't have the odds.
All the other odds are. I mean, Edgar is a big under.
I mean, obviously women's M and A doesn't matter, so they don't even
do it for them. It's like, is there w NBA fucking point spreads
as far as is A plus is plus two seventy s? And yeah,
I mean like no, I like BIS that was a joke, but I
like Bubbies fighters. I think, uh, I'm gonna go with the Chinese
chick who, by the way, she's living in America. I have you
seen her. She's got lesbian haircut, she's surfing. She's never going back
to China. She's like, I'm staying here. Look at her, dude,
who's she? Annie? Ledderman with her six pack. By the way,
Annie Leverman fucking spray paints fucking fucking uh six packs onto her stomach.
She's so funny. Go down next one. The next one is a showdown.
Israel out of Signya Alex Ferreira is he's a big, pretty big favorite
minus one sixty five. I mean, I'm taking a big favorite that's not
that big of a favorite. I mean we see minus four hundred before.
Yeah, yeah, I mean he's not a fucking but it's still it's you
know, for a title fight, it's pretty. But I would say Israel
out of Signya, third round t ko um. I. I mean,
like this is a toss up for me. Here's the thing I've seen is
he get touched up. People don't like he does get right obviously this is
MMA. He gets hit where you're like, oh dude, he's in trouble
kind of hit. And the thing is, if Alex Perera hits you like
that, you go to sleep. It's not he does not have natural powers
what Joe Rogan talks about all the time, and I don't everyone cans it
all. This is an MMA fight. Does that MMA fight? I'm like,
Okay, show me the fight where Israel Alisande whatever his name is,
Espresso, Where Carlolos Espresso, uh did anything other than kickboxing. I mean,
I mean, like, I love the sal Bender. I love him,
I love his fighting, I love everything about him. I'm not somebody
goes, oh, that's important fight. I think he got to this place
that Anderson Silver got where people don't want to strike with him. I do
not think that's Alex Brera. I think Eric Alex Perera is going to go
in there and bring him the fight. And I think that's what makes great
champions great, are challengers who bring them the fight. I mean, he
pushes him, um who just had a big fight like that? And I
was like, and Everyone's like, dude, that was a great Oh Jake
Paul, Right, Jake Paul. You know the two fights for that,
everyone's complaining about the action. Oh, the action sucked. I hate the
action, dude. Anderson Silva, who get to Jake Paul. And I'm
not saying the style Bender and Jake Paul are in the same league at all,
but we're talking about people that they can play about boring fights. They
got a challenger who took the fight to them and made them fight a great
fight. I think that's what's gonna happen tonight. Some people think it's gonna
be a boring fight. I just don't think that's what Alex Frer does.
Alex Pereira can get hit, okay, so that's on the cards for sure,
but he brings the fight. That's my humble opinion, and I'm gonna
go Alex Prera really okay. Interesting. I just think this is a fight
that, like Style Bender, this guy's been in big fights in big,
big places. Now, style Under said, hey, man, watch the
old fights. He's one hundred percent right. He was one hundred percent in
those uh he talks about in the second fight they did. They gave him
a standing oh and stopped the stop the uh stop the action, gave him
chance to rest. I think that's a standing oh, a standing ko where
they you're still on your fight. They give they make it. They count,
they count like one, two, three, four, It's right,
Johnny. They do that boxing and kicking stan san sany eight count that happens,
It's not like the guy got credited with a ko. In my humble
opinion, so I personally think it's gonna be that I could be totally wrong
too, because stalth Venders eaked it out, but I don't. I think
this is like gotta be one of the weirdest um title defenses I've ever seen
where the challenger has already beating the guy twice in another sport, which is
kickboxing. But I think this is what stalth Venders fights are are kickboxing fights.
Yeah, we'll see, this will be I mean, I'm you know,
And it's also like you look at you go. It's also an interesting
thing that a guy gets a title shot. What is he seven and one
or something like that? I mean, he doesn't even have little fights six
one, six and one. You go, Well, there's a little bit
of a backstory. And then the other thing is that this is the second
lap around for Israel Outisania of clearing out the division. He's cleared out the
division once and now he's on his second lap of clearing out this division.
So we'll we'll see. Man, I'm excited for it though. I'm excited
too. I think it's gonna be great, and it's a great card when
he's stacked like that, and I'm excited, man, I'm gonna be I'm
gonna be doing my shows I hear at the comedy club. I just,
man, I can't express you enough how much fun has been being on the
road. And I'm a lad stand up. I just I'm not calling in
the clubs right now. Like, I got a lot of personal stuff I
gotta take care of, Like I gotta get a new like I gotta get
a new place to live so my kids can run around and all that stuff.
And I'm I'm just really focusing on that right now because I just need
a break. I just don't enjoy the crowds. I think they're dumb.
I think I think the comics are conformist and they're just giving you know,
I'm not saying you got challenge these crowds, because not every comics like that,
but it's just like it's just Nickelback comedy, bro. And I don't
hate nickel Back. They have a place, you know, but there's a
reason why they're not looked at the same way nine inch Nails is. And
not everybody can be nine inch nails. I get that Button Clowds are dumb
and the comics are giving them dumb comedy. I know savages who are just
playing it safe and placating these crowds, and I think that's doing a disservice
to the art. And but everyone's gotta do the best they can and some
people are harder than I am. So what the fuck do I know.
I'm just gonna sit in the pocket and chill, Sam Tripli everybody. That's
his plan of action. Are you really gonna come back here? I'm just
you're gonna be amazed at how not Comedy Store for the Comedy Store is.
You're really really duds. No boon there really formed that it's not there.
What as as the ice house reopened yet? Nope? When's that? That
should be right around the corner. Huh they were talking about I think it
was supposed to do it in November, but I haven't heard anything. And
that's what I thought too. They send like an email it's some ship.
Yeah, man, it'll be weird. It'll be weird being back, but
it'll also be weird seeing because not being there from the whole process of it
changed it for two years and then just going back to being like, holy
shit, this is fucking weird. It's weird. The comedy lineups are weird.
It's just weird. It's it's not like, I don't. I don't
know. It's it's not necessarily Comedy Store or anybody there's fault. I just
think it's like where comedy is right now in LA and exactly they've ran out
all the outlaws, but the city has ran out all the outlaws. I
mean, Okay, So that's interesting to see. I thought that you were
saying that the way they're booking the shows has changed, but you're saying that
it's because there's nobody here to book. Is that what you're saying. I,
yeah, I don't. I think all the like I think Rogan leaving
is the fat King dying on Game of Thrones and chaos is broke out and
everyone's jocking for position and some people are acting out of the pocket. And
that's my belief. Yeah, even other ones like Joey Diaz. There's a
lot of people that were main staples that just went all across the whole country
and then you're kind of like, okay, then who yeah, yeah,
Like and those guys like Joey Diaz, like you said, in Rogan and
some of some of the other they have, how would you say, like
a big wake, Like if it's they're a boat, you know what I
mean, they clear out a lot of space for other people to do shit
that's edgy. You know, you might say, I hate that word,
but yeah, and without that, the it kind of becomes a little narrower,
right, what you can get away with. Well, it's like there's
no daw it's just chaos. It's like when when when there's when like the
dawn of the Mafia dies and there's just chaos breaking out because everybody is jockey
for position. People are acting out of pocket. Shit that wouldn't fly before
is happening now. You know, there's uh, there's like the young comics
are acting like they've done something in their life. They talk out of turn.
That's just young people though, right, I mean, shit, yeah,
that is young people. Because we don't punch people anymore. The we've
taken away the fear of getting punch in your face, and there's no reason
for young people not to talk shit it anymore. And even that though,
right, it's almost it's this it's this idea that everybody it really comes from
a good place. I think, this idea that everybody has inherent value and
needs to be heard, right, right, But but it it's it's it's
like that, but amplified times ten. You know what I mean, Like,
not only do I should I be heard, but you're gonna hear me,
and you're gonna let you know what I mean. It's well the disclosure,
Johnny, that was me when I was young. I was a piece
of shit. I make no illusions of it now that on the other end
of it, I'm like these young whippers snappers, Right, it's just the
way it is. And you know, but now all the old guard left
and there's a power vacuum problem and the people stepping into it aren't doing a
service in my humble opinion to the art that it's like all about conformity and
the fear of getting canceled has destroyed great people's comedy. And you don't don't
think this is just the future of comedy, right, I hope No,
I don't. I don't. I think I think it's the trend. I
think it's the post pandemic, fucking paranoia, fucking cancel culture, bullshit trend.
I mean, like it's like network television does not have power like it
used to. Now all these cables don't have power. These streaming sites aren't
paying people a lot of money to do what they do. They just don't
because they're all taking kind of the via com view of how to fucking run
a business, which is pay Star's money, and everybody else is fighting for
scraps and there's just so many options now, right, there's so many options.
I have to go for Netflix to Hulu to Prime and it's just like
it's not the same thing. The most powerful thing is YouTube? YouTube is
it? And like Luke, what's being done on YouTube? And congratulations Jason
Tebow you worked on JEW. I thought JEW was one of the most incredible
specials I've watched. Isn't it really good? Everybody go go to our Spears
YouTube page. Jew. It's a fantastic stand up special, man, and
special. It is a't ould school special. It is a special where you
learn something about a group that you may not be a part of. It
is what made Richard Pryor specials great. I agree with that. That's a
great point. What made like you learned something which is what made Carlin special
so great? And am I saying the specials in there? I yeah,
I'm telling you, man, Uh, there have been some great specials put
out this year. Brian Callen special is incredible, and Rispeer special was fucking
incredible. How many specialists have had a tight theme like that though, it's
amazing how tight I mean that's done. The best part of it is like
and it's what made Carling gray. It's what made Richard Pryor great, is
that he didn't care that he lost people at moments saying stuff that they didn't
want to hear, Like you know, when he got into like Judaism view
of women and they got kind of quiet on that, and he even acknowledges,
oh, you're getting quiet on me. He stayed the course, and
that to me is a big thing that's lost now in the art of comedy,
which has become very much pop comedy. And it's this note, this
like vapid kind of like idea that you know, you gotta get a million
last per second and it's very hard to say anything. Now. If you're
a super young comic, that's okay, it happens, right, that's what
you do. Kind of got to learning as you get older. It It's
like when I go on the road, I like to bring older comics with
me because they're in a similar place with me. To bring the younger comic
out, who's just doing? Like, what's up with jets? Am?
I right? Huh? Ja is it me? Like we got there je
pussy fart. You're like, that's not where I am in my life,
That's not where I am. I'm trying to dig deeper into who I am,
and I'd like to bring people who are on that journey with me.
My crowd's a little older and all that stuff. So it's a it's a
great special, and you know, I wish already did this show more often,
but it was a great special, and I'm after what he went through
with Dakobe. Shit, it was really cool to see. Um. He
could be an asshole once in a while, but I love him. Yeah,
man, I'm fucking proud of him. Say yeah, everybody go watch
that sounds Sam, You got anything else you want to jam this out?
Johnny, I see you fucking writing downs to bullshit. Yeah, I'm gone.
I'm ready to shoot special. Man. I was like, I was
really starting to question whether I wanted to stand up anymore, But these last
couple of times on the road, Uh, shit's fucking I'm ready to put
I think I'm gonna call it weirdo, you know, I think that's gonna
be my next special. Weirdo and uh, I just got a bunch shit,
Like there's some stuff I have about my kids that are two years old.
It's time to throw it out. So I go do new ship and
then I'm gonna do an episode. I'm gonna do a special of all my
greatest hits in one show. You mean all your old jokes. Yeah,
yeah, I guess I have no greatest hits. I guess it's a whole
Oh, I didn't know what you meant of great Larry um Jay said anything
for you. No, guys, just fucking h enjoy these fights. Well
I want you know, everywhere I go, I get punch drunk fans all
the time, all the time, and everyone dude on love punch drunk.
Never stop bag We won't bros. Right there, all of us are Johnny
telling me now you will continue to show even when we're dead, which oh
yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, Well I'm waiting for it.
Actually it's gonna take tell us she's ourselves. What's up? I will
and real quick, we lost friend of the show. Were you friends with
uh with Casey Cassie Casey me? Yeah, very much so Yeah, yeah,
super sad man, very unbelievable. There's a real problem going around with
fucking bad drugs in that fucking town. It seems like because I've lost a
lot of what every player, dude, But I mean, I'm just saying.
The people that I've lost in the last two years, fucking five of
them have been an accidental fucking overdoses. Yeah, Cassie dang, rest in
peace. She was a fucking she. Just go ahead and say, well,
we're talking about though, right, we're talking about fenn and coke.
If you're gonna do coke, you can't do You just can't do coke anymore.
You can't. And we're at the comedy store. Don't blow throwing fucking
loads around, dude. The coke was the worst. It was was fucking
uh fat atis fucking drywall. That was the littlest little stepped on. Yeah,
it might be a little stepped on, but at least it was like,
OK, Now, this ship is fucking killing motherfucker. Dude. I
get a chicken, God bless her. And it was her fucking birthday.
She's just hanging out on her birthday party. People does a couple of fucking
lines of coke and it's a fucking rap man. She wasn't a fucking seventy
year old baby, but these people early, I think it's beyond that.
I think it's coming in through the borders already in the coke. Whoever's doing
it though, you think forever? Alright, so not a sat noe what
we want to Yeah, but definitely shout out to Cassie. Dang you'll you'll
be missed. Definitely, all right, I'll talk to you all you guys.
Suck it, suck it, suck it. What did they say?
Every girl's my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend, every good It has just
started for me. How much Sam loved the song? The band was like,
yeah, specials, what are they saying? Doggy stock, this leather
brock, he's our kids. We're supporting now if you are, if you're
a drug puncture who by plum? If you want to find this uh and
buy it to keep with knee high, let's get busy. As the name
of the album, cuss my girlfriend. If you cuss my girlfriend, I'm
gonna make I'm gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new punch
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