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getting your pot on. Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we
spread the word about the run shift. Doug E fresh in the house.
I bag baby, I'm so happy. I'm electrified. I'm on fire.
And get your extinguishers. I'm about to burst into flames. There's one week
too long. So funny that I noticed something as soon as Doug walked in,
and it was it was a concern of mine today, wuk go ahead
for my shorts? Yeah yeah, Doug had a huge state on the shorts.
I thought it was barbecue. What is it? It's it's chocolate,
from donuts to light And I've been I've been on a diet. Yeah,
my cheat day, my die, I started yesterday, my cheap day.
No, my honest. My my nephew wants to start learning to do push
ups. You got a couple of friends at a wrestling so I've been.
I don't know. I don't know if I've got them wrestling mentality. I
gus start losing weight. So I've been eating a lot less night after eight
I'm driving around day it's been two weeks. I'm like, gosh, damn
it, I want to fucking donut. Okay, So I got it and
it was a little hot, and I'm trying to eat it going. You
know, I'm texting my Uber riders. Oh I'm stupping forgeting. I'll be
right there. I just want to say, getting coffee and uh. An
hour later, I looked this big load of chocolate. It's in a precarious
spot. I had a meeting today and that's why I wore my purple shirt
because it's spring like and I'm eating now. I was not eating a chocolate
donut I was eating a wrap that had tomatoes on it, but tomatoes that
were cut in half, and all of a sudden, I look down and
I got tomato seeds stuck. Fucking god damn. But there is a stain
that I believe that only men deal with. I believe only men deal with
this stain really food, No, it is not. It is the dribble
stain from what do you think it's from this? Oh that the little dribble
like it dribbles out and all of a sudden you walk by and it spreads.
Now you're you look down and you got a silver dollar size stain right
there on your crotch. I take a few sheets of paper, tone just
dam the top of it. Well it's a smart thing. That's a smart
thing. Sometimes with my you know, not half a roll, but I
mean, you know, yeah, walk out, yeah, make sure well
this is coordinate you go to a meeting or something. I always wear black
because if you do get a stain, yes, you can't really see it,
really see it. But I mean I even remember once being at a
wedding and the best man. I was not the best man. I wasn't
in the wedding, but they all wore blue blazers and khaki pants, and
the best man had to give it the speech. He had a couple of
cocktails and he was nervous beforehand, went to the bathroom, came out and
there it is, there, it is there, it is and you and
it's one of these things that I go, you can't get it right?
What what do you do? So you keep thinking fast? I would take
some beer and sprinkle down there, say hey, I didn't piss my pants.
Somebody bumped into me. I dropped my drinks. Yeah, but I
think I think faster than the norm. Well, I would always I have
in the past look down and seen that and gone into the bathroom and just
kind of wet my hands and then done this right, So you shake your
hands and it goes sprays all over and then you walk out and you're all
like, I aggressive handwasher, folks, I'm aggressive, but you know I'm
clean. I'm clean. Have you ever gone into a bathroom of a place
you've never been before, just turn on the water and whatever which way?
Oh yeah, and it comes out and it just sprays it next Yeah you're
half flat, yeah, but you're half wet. But that you can explain
away when you just have that quarter size dollar, silver dollar size thing in
there. I don't even know if people know what a silver dollar is anymore,
but I'm like, what do you do? So now you can stand
underneath the dryer and try to dry a little bit. But I've also you
can take if you don't do what Doug does, you can take and pinch
the fabric and try to absorb it like a little sponge between two paper towels.
By that time, it's too much worrying. If I'm at a bar,
nobody's looking at my crank anyways, and if they are, God bless
them, they might my stains on the left, my crank's dound hanging to
the right. So you don't want to be a slob. Because I remember
I had a Spanish teacher. I always saw mister Mitchell, mister Mitchell,
always mister Mitchell with the hairball, Senorita Osbourne. And but mister Mitchell always
had the dribble, he had the stain. That was the thing. And
you can, teachers, crank. You couldn't help it. The guy was
short, he was right there and he would walk by and you couldn't You
couldn't help it. It was like fucking there in his past, I was
like, god damn. And I think there was even a sloppy uh,
although I didn't go enough. No sloppy chemistry teacher and I and he had
a big stain there too, But I go, that's the stain you never
want to have. And that's everybody gets it, especially now. Right you
can have khaki shorts, different shorts. You'll be out drinking, hanging out,
warm weathers come in. You were just in here talking about your golf
tournament. Yes, what if you went up on stage and all of a
sudden you had one doing a little comedy and something that I would think if
I'm not that funny and people are just looking me up and down. First
of all, blue jeans, black shirt, that's my signature. Yeah,
so all right, you think you can hide it, Yeah, there's actually
uh. I would love to just fake it and just see how people react.
Oh you mean to have a big I have a big puddle. Now
did you ever see this? You were how long have you been working in
the hospitality industry? Oh, gosh, almost twenty years? Twenty years.
So we used to have go in and sometimes if we were in suits and
stuff, we would just let our balls hang out. The fly really just
let him hang I knew a guy that would do that. Everything was tucked
away, and then you just be standing there having a drink, talking to
people, have your balls hanging out, just have your balls hanging out,
and they wouldn't know. And then all of a sudden they look if you
would like snap right, and I go, I'd like to turn round with
you, like, that's my balls. They're just balls. I think the
guy said, he goes, what they're just balls? Yeah. I think
today you get a lot of it. I think you get thrown out of
places. Well today, don't you think today we're not as cool today as
we us. He's a woman's bathroom today because I had to go so bad
the men's room was occupied. I'm like, fuck this. If anybody says
I'm going to identify as a woman, I gotta go. I gotta go.
Where were you? Della's sound? I guess, okay, all right?
And then I walk out and there's some guy pacing around and the other
bathroom is still being used. So I walked down. I heard the door
slam. He must have had to go to Yeah, so what do you
have? One? Two? You got. I don't know man women the
family bathroom, Yes, the family bathroom, I don't know. Do they
have that? Yeah, I haven't seen it. Okay or unisex meaning man
or woman can Yes, that's it. I think that that sound too.
Uh. There is something called Manly Barrier apparel barrier, and they have invented
a box or brief that holds your nuts. No, no, that stops
the spot. Oh. The company's motto is supporting men's bodies and minds one
piece spot at a time. Well that's after you, you know, throw
your hammer back in your eyes. That's what I'm saying a lot of times.
But if you're drinking and you're not thinking, and you're like laughing and
joking around and go oh wait, wait wait till I tell Doug dish and
shove it back in, and the next thing you know, you got a
big old stain as you walk out. Yeah, I mean, you gotta
have a bib or something you're a little a little wash close or something.
You know, you know, make sure Johnny isn't drooling before you put him
back ast. That's what you gotta do. Women don't have that problem.
That's what I'm saying. They know. I don't believe they have that.
Probably Paris and Paris because they're checking each other. No, they're not checking
each other. So if they are you talking about on their dress, they
can they can take it off and the girl can go put it in the
dryer and they give it back to her. How do you know that you
don't know ship. You're right, you don't know ship. You're making this
up completely. They always go in Paris. Well, yeah, because they
can talk and they can talk about you and whether or not they really like
you. And do you see dogs? Bill pistol over himself, is he
sixty? I look, I've known women who have wet wet their parents.
I think most every we No, I mean as an adult. Oh,
I have no women that the bed because it got so drunk. No,
but I mean I've seen like the god just couldn't hold it anymore and then
it started to leak out a little bit. I have no problem with that.
That's almost that's fine. But if it's a guy, I think it's
a it's a judgmental thing. I think that's we don't we don't allow that.
We don't want to see that that, you know, I mean if
you're in the bar and you got a peace stain. I don't want a
beer from you, right, you know what, buddy of mine. Uh
makes a great point. When I used to work at Jams down at Schillat,
it came out in the Uh No, it wasn't there. Okay,
where was it? I can't remember. It doesn't matter what say. You
made a point that if there's no soap in the bathroom, yes, that
you can't wash your hands. Not only that your employees can't wash their hands,
right right, it should be brought up where everybody. Oh yeah,
I think I spent a lot of times in places like that over the years.
Yeah with or how about they used to have is yes, the powder,
So now it's so easy you just exchange the Yeah, the gel is
n Yeah, but that I never thought of that they can't. Ah.
Man, I've been in places where they've ripped the doors off, the stalls
and the door. Yeah, I think even in town now there's a place
out by one of the colleges. They told me they had the bathroom door
ripped off its hinges. Really yeah, from a fight, but just drunk
kids having a good time. Yeah, just having a hell of a time.
Noah, no problem. Not a fight. Not a fight. It
will be a memory. Yes, that's exactly right. That's the that's the
thing. What else have you been up to, Doug, It's been a
I got a new bar tending job down on River Street, place called Whiskey
River. Love it where there's Sunday. I'll be there all day, noon
and nine on Sundays. Yep, except for Mother's Day. Okay. I
told them before the Mother's Day with my mother, do anything fun, anything
exciting. I think I'm gonna make some potato double eggs. My sister's coming
over. We're just gonna have a little picnic out back nice. That's very
lovely. Probably a place of Buker. All right, it sounds I need
food, Okay, I haven't decided. I got the whole family coming in
because my son graduates from college this weekend. Yeah, okay, I got
people staying with me, my mother coming in. We're gonna do a podcast
that night. You are, my brother and I are going to do a
Yo, Mama off. I might have to drive out for that. Yo,
Mama off. And my brother again about our mom, Yeah, I
got that. And is your mom going to be the referee? Yes,
she doesn't know it yet. She has no idea. But that's that's the
that's the plan. It's one of the things that we have for you on
that Oh yo, Mamaeah, all right, what do you got? Uh?
Your mama such a horror. The only thing in Rochester's got more meat
in it is the freezer skips on the ridge. That's really nice. I
can't say that about my mom. I thought we can use it. You
are going to go it's not gonna be nice stuff like that. Yeah,
she reminds me of a door knob because everybody can. Yeah, of course
she's like the Great American Railroad been laid across America, or the Great Railroad
It's been laid across America. That yeah, great. So this is what
you're gonna be doing, back and forth with your brother with your mom watching
it. With the ratings are going to go through the roof. Your mama
is so fast, she got her own zip code. Yeah, okay,
when your mom you know what was your mom's so dumb? She looked so
yellow when she smiled. Traffic slows down. See, this would be tough
to do in front of my mom. Oh my god, he's here for
my brother because he's gonna be on the phone. I didn't really think this
entirely through. Obviously, really not sure if I never heard that from me,
I've been here. I'm not really sure that I can pull this off.
Right. This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought it would
be. Yeah, there's a lot of great ones all you gotta do.
I mean them all up right, But I mean, oh yeah, your
mom is so stank. Your mama, so you could go. I mean,
there's just filthy, but you can really really filter with them. I
wonder if I should just go just change him around. Well, I wonder
if I should go for pure filth, like over the top. Yeah,
just over the top, just awful. Your mama's so fast. She took
you to zoo and Elvens were throwing her peanuts. Yeah yeah, well that's
not that bad. But I mean, I'm just saying, like like she
had to McDonald's, look at the menu and said, okay, she went
to McDonald's and they called Wendy's for backup, good one, you know what
I mean. But here's the thing is, like I don't know, Well,
I may start laughing so hard, but I don't know that. See.
My mom she was always weird growing up because she was like, you
can't get a laugh off someone else's back. If that's what you're doing,
that's just being mean to somebody. And my father was quite the opposite.
I mean he would you know, he told me, I look like I
stood behind a screen door and someone threw shit at me because I had all
these moles for my deck down. You know, he would sing to you
what he was helping me with homework, You are so stupid and I am
so smart. Really, yeah, helping me with homework and shit. So
you had this juxtaposition and he was more entertaining. So I just that was
what you learned, right, Yeah, And I love busting balls. And
to me, when you're busting somebody's balls, and this is the fine line.
And Jeffrey Rodgers is going to come in here in a little bit and
he's had an experience. He was at this Sexy Red show. There were
a lot of fights at the Sexy Red Show. Listening to your cast last
night, he was on there and he was at the show and somebody smushed
his face. Somebody who's been cyber bullying him. I don't know what they
like took his like put their hand over his face and squeezed and was threatening
to hurt him. But I think cut his lip in the process. A
bigger person. I mean, Jeffrey you're going to see is a very slight
guy, so either way, but he wants to talk about cyber bullying and
kind of what goes on. And I'm always confused by what is bullying versus
what's ball busting, because I think a lot of the stuff we did and
said would be considered bullying today. And well, when you intend to be
hurtful, well that was the whole point. You had to hurt your friends,
busted your balls. No, I think it's busting. But sometimes you
bust balls with your friends and you're in a group and then outside of the
group like, hey you took a little too far last night. Yeah,
yea, yeah, yeah, Okay, hang on next day like, hey,
you know what, but they just had the roast to Tom Brady,
right, Okay, So I watch some of it. Yeah, I thought
I loved it. I thought it was great. It was some of the
filthiest roasts I've ever seen. I've known a few of the people who used
to do it. I was kind of close with Lisa Lambinelli for a while.
Right, and but this was like filthy, filthy. I thought it
was the best set Nikki Glazier's ever had. Yeah. I think she's just
she's a girl. Yeah, she's gonna drop a HBO special Saturday. So
Friday or Saturday, but either way. I in that moment, Jeff Ross
gets up and you see Tom Brady walk over. When he makes a massage
joke about craft, he says, cut. You know he was on the
rich Isens Show today and that rich as was Brady pissed off and he goes,
it was all a joke. He goes, no, he was.
It's his dad. Yeah, he came up and said, right, you
know, knocked the shit off. But they had to, but they didn't.
But he did stop. I mean it was legit. I don't think
it was. I don't think that was part of a bit. That was
a And there were no massage jokes after that. And you know, every
guy on that stage had massage jokes about Robert Kraft. Everybody. Yeah,
and here's the thing. There was a teleprompter and I guess maybe to preapprove
everybody's set, but so you could see it and no, forget you're in
a big arena, but uh, there's a huge arena. Where was that
Vegas? No, it was La It was the Forum and I've been there.
They did not Jeff went off script. That was not on the telepater.
He just did that on his own. So maybe everybody else had already
pre approved, but they knew that they couldn't go off script. I feel
aware that Brady had to stand up and say something. Well, he was
like, yeah, cut, they cut that shit out, Like how many
jokes is going to have He's just gonna go off at him. I don't
know him or anybody else, but they set the tone that you couldn't do
it. Now if would that be bullying Robert Kraft, I don't think so,
just taking so I don't really know what what's bullying, what's not.
You know, I're in high school, your grammar school. You're getting bullied.
But it happens when you get older too. Uh, somebody wants to
give you ship they know they can't get away with. I think I think
I just read a Pew study that said for six out of ten adults say
they've been cyber bullied online. The specific when we get Jeffrey here. But
either way, yeah, I don't know. Sometimes what is what? And
could there be a little bit and I no one ever says this, but
could there be a little bit of a benefit to bullying and shaming that we're
now missing a little bit, a little bit? You don't see it.
I can't right now, but maybe if you, I'll try to explain it
and see. But I mean, isn't that what comedy is? Bully point
well, a little bit, pointing out the absurd and the funny and pointing
at somebody specifically. I mean, that's what you might That is what a
roast is for. If you talk about old women or old people the way
they drive. What if I feel bullied? You bullied my entire generation,
you pulled my entire huh, nice purple shirt, then follow it up with
the F word and not a fuck but a different F word, and then
people I could go out and bullied. I can't wear the shirt anymore.
I feel inferior when I walk around in my purple shirt. What is it
on your chest? Z for Zoro? Yeah, well he's purple now,
Gazor? I think, yes, I didn't Hello, they did have down
the taco, not me. I need a burrito. Another reason to run
to the border at the time. See, now that should be bullying.
You're bullying an entire segment of the population. You're an asshole. Well they're
not listening. I got this is id by the way, I think that's
what it is. What is it isad? Oh? I got it all
right. Well, I don't know. I looked down. I didn't even
think about it. Okay, I look down. I got chocolate, you
got a big Z. You got a chocolate and OLiS on you. Yes,
you know what I mean. The mistake somebody keeps they call it Ali's.
I forgot to put the the punctuation between the O and the L.
Wait, what you made this? So either he missed? I thought it
was okay only because I knew they had that logo. No, I had
this made up because DJ there every scene. But he doesn't he have a
same uh shamrock on on the hats. Yes, and he has bigger shamrocks
on his shirts. Yeah, but what about the sign. No? Yeah,
but it's not exactly like this. I just wanted it for myself,
all right. And you did all these wrong because I did think it said
Allie's. So either they missed a punctuation mark at the place I hadn't made.
I forgot to know. Probably you're a grammar Oh, I have terrible
grammar. Why How do you know? Because I can look at you.
I wrote a script you got yeah, and I watched. Yeah, it's
awesome. You wish you had a cameo. Now, I guess I don't
know. You got a big state on your I know I am looking at
you. I guess believe it. Or I have a sewing at home.
You have a sewing kit, Yes, okay, I can sew all right?
Button here, yeah, a little rip right. So I'm just gonna
take next a couple and just put a little put a little apostrophe you.
Yeah. Yeah. It might take me a little while, and it will.
It will and it's not gonna look good either, it won't, but
it will look better than this. Do you think? So I got it?
I don't really give a fuck. I just wore the first thing I
grabbed, and it's got a color belt, doesn't run my neck all day.
I'll give a fuck. He's looking at the front of my shirt.
This is yo. You're working all these fun Get the fuck out of this.
Saddest thing. Ever, it is not the sad. So if you
st if you stop worrying about the small stuff, yes, I would agree,
because here's the other thing. You're right, nobody really cares. They
see your shirt. I laugh at you, and then I go on with
my right exactly and I forgot, and I've had my balls busted because of
this. I'm sure it's not making fun of me. It's not bullying.
It's not saying that you're stupid, you're lack of education, you didn't know
what does You're working here for christsake. I go, yeah, I guess
I fucked up. I'm an idiot. I'm gonna go DJ because you fucking
suck. You can't play music properly. So I got the gig. By
the way, your shirt sucks, everybody's looking at my shirt and get more
attention. There you go, Ali Olie is to make a lot of times
people do things incorrectly on purpose for marketing things because it does get more attention.
And here's the thing. Everybody, whether they want to admit it or
not, they want to be the smartest person in the room. They want
to be the one to go. I mean, I had somebody in my
life who could spot a spelling error on every menu, every sign, every
everything, and then have this laugh is basically they're so dumb, how dumb
they are? And right, yes, yeah, So I've had a customer
when I used to work down at like correct people she was a very lonely
person and then laugh in their face and tell them they were stupid when she
got drunk, and that was kind of bullying or trying to make herself shutter.
The last time I've done the Breast Cancer Coalition, I've done trivia night
for young survivors and I make up the questions and I've always spreadsheet kind of
on my computer where I can take Photoshop and do the question like who which
actress has the most nominations, and I'll cut for what Oscar Cutting pays Meryl
Stream cut and pays Kate Katie Holmes, Katie, that's fine, Buddy Davison,
whoever. So I did this went great. I did it again three
years later with the same questions the same and I got picked on because I
had nine things wrong grammar, punctuations. I was sweating. Yes, your
sweating, right, it takes off your game. You know what year was
the breast cancer coalition established nineteen ninety seven, nineteen ninety eight, it was
nineteen ninety seven. Like, no, it's ninety eight. You're wrong.
Oh and you got it instantly. I I'm like, I can't be wrong,
or vice versa. And I was right. I stopped everything. Go
hold on, I'm not all right. We will Uh, We're gonna take
a moment. Jeffrey Rogers is in the house. Jeffer Rogers brother, always
looking good. Jeffrey, what's the matter? Why do you why do you
seem quiet? Your head's down? Look up at the camera, Jeffrey,
Come on, what's the matter here? What's the You don't have a chocolate
seeing on your pants, you don't have Z on your shirt? What's going
on? Well, I'm trying to get things together, you know. I
like to like the things together. If we are going on the air and
stuff. All right, Well, all right, we'll get your stuff together.
Jeffrey is here. We're going to talk about a whole bunch of things,
including some cyber bullying and things like that. Yeah, we need to
talk about that in this community. This community. Just I don't know,
Okay, just turn your phone off. Yeah, proud, Well it is
when you're trying to, you know, do more. Wow, we'll get
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was a strip club. DJ Jeffery Ever been into a strip club? Absolutely
not. And I would never go in to shrip club right why, I
don't know. Just seeing a journalist inside his strip club. I mean a
concert was pushing it enough? Concert? Was? He went to All Sexy
Red the Contrt. Never again? What do you mean? Never again?
You gotta do something. He's working on a story that's breaking right now.
Standoff with State Police, Rochester bauls oh Rochester Police, I think Rochester and
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its finger really on the pulse of what's happening in the city. And there's
an awful lot of things that are going on in the city. Absolutely,
And we talked about this sexy red concert and the number of people. I
mean, there were fights. A guy I mean hauled off the dog and
punched a woman right in the face, and then two women were having sex
in the bathroom basically on you know, and all kinds of shit we're going
on, and I and I touching each other and inappropriately. Yeah, you
know, as you would say, your grandma will be blushed by that.
Your mom? No, no, no, no, what do you know?
What do you mean? No? No, no, no, your
grandma would blush if she knew that. What does that mean? Blush?
You're talking about like blush like like get embarrassed, that's what it means.
How do you not know that? I'm thinking, like, not makeup.
I'm too young for that. You're us an old slang. Use an old
slang. That's a word I told you about. I told you about bringing
the old stuff around, the old stuff. What would be a new term
embarrassed? Yes, the more like let's keep it more like simple. Well
that now that would make me think that the younger generation's dumb if they don't.
But I well, no, no, no, I don't think his
grandmother was blush. I think his grandmother shake his head. No, no,
no, that's blush. Uh. But I get concerned when we talk
about kind of the city that it looks like, you know, here's white,
here comes white a he talking about all this stuff. That's why that's
where I come in. And you got people, you know, black people,
hears Frican Americans and Latino's ears are gonna hurt when I say, by
the way, I just got an email saying, hot Latino women waiting for
you. Let's see. Yeah, right here, hot Latin ladies, you
have a new private message. I just got that email. I don't even
know how the hell they got my email, but hot Latin ladies spampam.
But I mean, what, what is your thought on that when people comment
on the city, and especially when in the suburbs. And here's why I
would say this. I've said this for years. As the city, no
matter what city it is and whatever suburb anywhere in America, as the city
goes, so go the suburbs. When things start to really decay in a
city, you start to see things go bad. And I think that Detroit
was a great example. When big business it hurt every beautiful city it's beautiful.
This is literally what happened in to Rochester right now, very slowly,
though not as fast as Detroit. Right well, Detroit also had big manufacturing
and things that pulled away and all. But what I'm saying is the ripple
effect can be there. One of the great things that I think happened to
this region, Jeffrey, is that you had Kodak and they brought brilliant minds.
And this is not a very transient community. A lot of family stayed
here, and smart people had more smart people, and we've got a lot
of great businesses here. University of Rochester is one of the leading in terms
of research and doctors, and it's the one of the university I didn't I
didn't realize how big University of Rochester was until like other people were coming from
like Singapore, Yeah, just to come to school here to be a part
of the program. Right, I'm like wow, yeah, see, like
people from other countries come to our come to Rochester, New York just to
get surgery. Yeah wow. I know a Porscha dealer in town that uh
people come and pay cash. Students pay cash from those universities for a new
portion. Yeah, not many, but it doesn't take many to do that.
I DJed a match day a few years ago, probably seven years ago.
That's matching day where you get you send your resume out to twenty hospitals
and they send back whether they want you to be an intern or not.
Oh okay, And that was like a test. Now a test. No,
you know you're going somewhere, but if it's not in your top ten
or you you go right, or you don't work. Okay. So in
becoming doctors, there's a lot of married couples and one goes to Cincinnati,
one goes to Hawaii. So so I called a doctor friend of mine.
He goes, Oh, it's very emotional. He ended up going to Chicago.
Okay, and yeah, by G O N or whatever. Then go
doctor by the grammar. All right, let's talk about something that's been going
on with you, Jeffrey. Yes, you've been getting pulled that microphone.
Now you know how to talking to this thing? Get that right? What
are you doing over there? You're trying to I'm working breaking news stories and
everything at the same time. All right, summertime, now you got me
looks summertime, springtime. It's what the life is. I got my radio
on, ready to go. Look, my badge is right here. I'm
listening on my flat his door. In a second. You might have to,
I might have to, Okay, Uh, tell me about the cyber
bullying and what's going on. Because we saw a lot of fights, let's
say, at the Sexy Red Show. And maybe there weren't a lot,
but there were, maybe there were those were the only ones that were caught
on camera. Maybe there weren't. There was quite a few. There was
definitely quite a few. Uh. The concert was overall with the concert was
good, but it was the people who wanted to attend the concert and uh,
you know, fight and cause no recklessness inside of the concert. What
you said that sometimes it was people from different cities, So you have people
from Buffalo, people from Syracuse. But it also and it looked like a
lot of the fights originated with with women. Yeah, and at one point
I've seen a man punching on a female. Yeah, but it was a
lot of females definitely fighting, and uh, that's the majority of what it
was. Like, it was a majority of females fighting, pulling each other's
hair, and like I said again, one point, we seen two women
in the bathroom doing something that we obviously can't mention here, but you know
you can mention it, you can. They were they were pleasuring each other.
Yea, one was pleasure you can say that. Yeah, one was
pleasuring the other. The newsman, he's got to stay away from that sort
of thing, you know, you can't dog. Of all the places to
get romantic, yeah, all the places letters get on the counter better than
yeah. So but let's go to cyber bullying because I wonder if some of
these fights are starting on social media with name calling or or whatever and then
spilling into reality. But or I don't know, you tell me, I
think that you know something you know that I've been looking into definitely is there
is a lot of cyber bullying, and not only a Rochester but all over
the world where people are cyber bullying each other, harassing each other. And
you know something, I've been bullied most of my life, so like all
the bullying and and people, I think people downplay bullying now more than ever
because people, oh, why didn't you say anything back? Or while you're
just sitting there and like, like again I said, there's social media fights
people who don't even know each other, and then it starts off. Sometimes
it can start off just as like a joke or like a little you know,
just a thing that was supposed to be fun for everybody, and then
it turns deadly. You know, you have group chats that you know,
it's supposed to be fun and everybody's supposed to be joking around with each other,
and then somebody take it's too serious or somebody's not a move and then
violence comes after that. Okay, okay, what is it about people today
not being able to almost control their emotions and then just walk away. We've
always been told walk away, right, I mean, I don't know if
you were told that as a kid. If there's a fight, well,
people can't walk away. Forty five years ago, yeah, walk away.
I don't hear that anymore. But like I said, social media did not
exist. So if you walk away from a fight now it's like people are
like, oh, he's a punk, and you'll see it all over social
media and then you have to deal with that. So back then you didn't
have cell phones and all that stuff too. You know, it taunts each
other all day for the rest of your school. At least you could go
home and have a safe or you can't say it started to be part of
it started with my kids. I saw one of my uh, one of
the boys liked a girl and somebody uh grab filmed them and put it out
on Snapchat. That's what they do. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Well,
I mean it's a little it is ridiculous, but it's it's sort of ball
bust. You you got people recording their own crime like people kicking people in
the head and stubbing people out, and that type of behavior should not be
tolerated. Like I said again, I'm tough on crime, I'm tough on
bullying. And now you're getting me upset. Now I want you, Like
I said, I do not condone in bullying. I do not condone in
crime. I do not condone and violent acts. And like I said this
this weekend where I was again mussed in the face, Well we saw that.
Yeah, I don't care what nobody says. Uh, Like I said
that, let me tell you, really, I wasn't a friendly exchange.
I know it wasn't. I'm giving I'm gonna give you the rundown. So
basically his name is I think it's koran Otum. And this start about a
year ago now. Literally he's been taunting me, harassing me about what,
just making fun of me in general, making funny like, making fun of
me. Give me an example, all my downfalls, all my downfalls,
even the recent car crash. He was making jokes about it and posting about
the bad grammar, like Doug, did you miss an apostrophe if for olies?
Of course he did, and blatantly just harassing me, harassing me,
harassed me, and like posting private information, posting every time I got arrested.
Just a bunch of stuff, just a bunch of underca So he's trying
to say, in a way, you're a hipocrite because not only are you
reporting on crimes, but you're he's not saying that it was other stuff.
I mean, it was just posting things to get under your skin, just
to get on my skill, just to get under my skin. And so
I went to a party in February. He he does the security, He
has a security license, so he does security in some certain parts of the
city or parts of the county. And I was at you know, trying
to go to a party. He then grabs me and tells me I'm not
allowed to record anything. I'm not allowed to put my phone out, and
after I've already paid, you know, threatening to kick me out for basically
because I just a gass. I recorded something, and there's dozens of other
people in this party recording going live, but something against me, just basically
trying to bully me and trying to run over me. And when you're consistently
dealing with that, you know, I clapp back, and I'm not gonna
lie. I did call the man pregnant. He looks pregnant. I don't
care what anybody says. He has a big stummach. All right, all
right, I don't care when anybody says I got a mushed and that and
that bothered him after I called him pregnant and mushed him. No, he
after ya, No, yeah, let me be that's clearly here. I
didn't put my hands on him after he after I called him pregnant and blocked
him. That's what I mean to say. After I called him pregnant and
blocked him. Uh, I didn't hear nothing else after that. Now we
come forward, fast forward to the sixty red concert. I see him,
and I'm trying to be mature, like, hey, you know, I
don't like this, and you know, can you start bullying me? Are
we good here? What's the exchange? He then grabs me, pulls me
around the corner. Uh, starts threatening me to punch me in the face
where you can see. Then he forces another girl. He yells in her
face. He yelled. He literally, he's yelling in her face, telling
her to record this. She's trying to stop him. From like mushy mean
putting his hands on me. She's like stop, he's yelling at her face.
I mean the behavior again, that's violent behavior. I don't I didn't
grow up around violent behavior. I wasn't raised My mother didn't raise me around
violent behavior. And like I said, if you're going to continue to bother
somebody on social media and then getting mad when they clap back at you or
they get mad or you get mad because they're trying to defend theirself, you
need therapy. I don't care what nobody else says. Well, all right,
that's what's happening with all these other group chets viol in the city.
Somewhere there's a disconnect for me. Yeah, but there's a disconnect because I
think I was saying to Doug earlier, there's a recent Pew Research Center study
that foeig and ten adults. So I think I said six and ten,
it's four and ten have personally experienced online harassment. Okay, Now, if
you go to any celebrities page, they even referenced it on Tom Brady's roast,
the amount of nasty, awful, horrible, grown. I know,
I understand that, but there's here's what I always think because people say,
well, how do you how do you deal with kids today online? And
exactly what we're seeing, and you're never putting the genie back in the bottle.
This isn't going away. There's a lot it'll be different, it'll be
different, but it ain't going away. So the answer is self esteem.
So when somebody says something about you that's shitty, you can see it as
it's just a shitty person saying shitty things and move on with your life.
And that that's the hard part, and that's what's not happening. I feel
at all ages, all ages in the world. I'm not kidding. I
mean, I'm you could do it. I don't care what color you are.
People get upset. But here's the thing. I think nobody else is
saying this. I've heard nobody else say this about bullying. Why is it
bothering you so much? Well? What now, hang on a second,
I could, yeah, But let's go to the guy you said looks pregnant
as your clap patty. Why is that bothering him so much? Because he
doesn't like the way he looks and he feels there's some truth to it,
whether or not there is. He feels it. I think you get to
the root. My point is, you got to get to the root.
Now. I've had people say some really shitty things recently about me and the
podcast and all this, and at first it bothered me, and then I
thought, hang on a second, why does it bother me? Do I
worry that they have a point? Do I worry? So? What can
I do to fix that? To make myself feel better? Because it doesn't
matter. People are always gonna say shitty stuff because they feel shitty about themselves.
People who don't feel shitty about themselves don't say anything negative to you.
They're happy. No, let me say it is though, coming from a
personal experience, somebody who has been getting bullied dang since I was thirteen,
like since I came on public guys. Yeah sure, yeah, because you
look like a little dweve, they probably called you all non stop bully.
Here comes Oracle. Yeah literally, yes, they always pull that meme up.
See there's two good ones. Do you know what I mean? But
I get I get it. I mean I I can see like bust it,
hey Ericle, Well of course you get it. Of course you get
it. Why of course you get it? Why you think I'm the one
with the glasses here though, No I understand. But do you think that
I was a bully? I love busted. If I look at I gotta
see what hYP Maybe I gotta look at the high school of middle school pictures
and yeah, and see maybe you probably you probably were a little bully a
little bit. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, I get it.
I get it. And I see you coming, I go, I would
be cool. Here's the thing. I never like to really hurt somebody's feelings.
But if I saw you, I go, hey, Racle, what's
in the news? You would Yeah. And that's the problem, meaning that
of love us not what I mean that everybody does not want that out of
love. But here's the thing. You It bothers you because you think you
look like Oracle and you don't want to look like Girkle. So I don't
care if I look like Okay, I don't care. So that when somebody,
when somebody continue to jabbing jabbing, itchy scratch, like it's like a
little bug, like a bed bug that just keeps coming back. I know,
but you gotta like ignore it because it means nothing. Not either.
Listen, people are getting tired. That's what it is. People are tired.
People are tired of the bullying, People are tired of the nonsense.
People are tired of the recklessness. That's what people are getting taught of.
Even celebrities are clapping back now, people are getting At one point Oprah came
out it was like people had enough. Yeah, enough is enough? Why
is there so much hate in the world because somebody's minding her business. I
don't know. Maybe you're miserable and you need and maybe you go. I
don't know, but all right, but is there there's no, for lack
of a better word, policing of it. Look, we just had kids
in the middle of the night, between twelve and seventeen in that car that
that four o'clock in the morning, four o'clock in the morning, that hit
a police officer. Who should who should be held causing violence in the city.
I guarantee you out of those kids, two of them have already been
arrested multiple times, maybe before this incident. Yeah, I'm sure. Well,
Doug, Doug drives uber he sees behavior like the behavior of people in
general, and I don't know what it is. Why is everybody there's no
In my opinion, there's no parent court teaching you right or wrong, and
there's no account of bility. I like the way where they charge the parents
in Wayne County or the grandparents or whatever. Yeah, maybe and listen if
you start doing that here in Rochester, I'm the mayor says that maybe it's
not time for that. Let's start the mayor. He said that the mayor,
the mayor do anything. Mayor said that in Rochester he opened a library
and planted a tree. Let me tell you something. They need to start
helling. Some of these parents accountable. Can't have been arrested multiple times now
at this point there has much Ki boys and Keya girls, kid brats,
whatever you want to call them, who have been arrested multiple times. KI
boys crashing in my car. Maybe I'm like more personal to this, but
enough is enough. Like people are tired. You're destroying people's property. You
should see my news page. They're this mother who her daughter was in the
hospital. She sent me some of the pictures of the crowdcrashing. The boys
caused blood all over the car. The KI boys took off and like I
said again, she said that was her only way to go and come to
work and take her child to school, six year old child, five year
old child on the back seat, and now there's no consequences. That is
dangerous. And that's how you that's how you start to create murderers. At
a certain point, that's the start of it. You know, they're getting
away with it. They think it's funny. Yeah, and then you start
creating a more dangerous situation. Here here's my take on it might be a
little different. And maybe because I'm old and I'll they asked Doug too.
But I think if you go back through time a lot of times in classic
film homes, even I think Spielberg's first film, which was The Chase,
No, that's not it. It was The Chase. What's the one that
was the second movie? What was the first one where they were racing cars
and doing all? I think it was Spielberg and it was, uh,
it was, And after that it was Fonsie and they were they were I
have to look at it. I think you're wrong, and I'm almost positively
wrong unless I have the wrong director. But I'm pretty sure it's not because
this was nineteen seventy six and it was a big movie, but it was
about exactly this, stealing cars, hot wiring cars driving real fast. I
don't think it's funny, and I'm not saying it's funny. I'm just saying
that it's not out of bounds the behavior for kids to find this and do
it. Your point is there's no consequences, So therefore you have created a
monster in that A lot more kids are attracted to it, and so why
not. Hey, he got away with it, I'll get away with it.
That's literally what I'm doing it. And I just think that a lot
of times it's just joy ride. But four o'clock in the morning at twelve
years old, to be out on the streets is a little and that makes
you, that makes you scratch your head, you know what I mean.
American Graffiti is the movie I'm thinking of. Yeah, like I said,
George Lucas, that was Lucas. And like I said, I've had my
I've had my you know, my, my turns in the system. But
one thing I've never done, and I've never committed the same act twice.
I've never sat there and said, Okay, I got away with this or
whatever the kids may be, and I'm going to continue to destroy someone else's
life. But not only that, but you're running. You got the Kia
boys running through sidewalks, driving, running into two houses were ran into yesterday.
Yeah, I know, and I like. I think it makes you
dangerous and it makes people not want to have a I think you're so well.
I think you're kind of Look maybe I'm different because I don't have any
kids, and I work out in the fields. I work and I see
people suffering, So you don't see it what I see. No, No,
I have thought this has been a problem. I'm glad I came on
tonight. No, I am too, But I've thought this was a problem
along because you can't have you're ruined. You're right, there is no consequence.
I said this in the beginning. The only person who gets screwed over
in that is the person whose car was stolen. Because the insurance isn't going
to pay full thing. You've got to go through the hoop. You don't
have a car. It's impounded. A lot of times, the impound lot
is billing you for the car that somebody else crashed and they had to tow.
You got to pay tobell. There's all kinds of it's shitty. It's
a really, really shitty thing. I'm not. My point is, like
the behavior itself isn't all that out of bounce. There have been movies since
the beginning of time, American Graffiti and others that were of a similar bend.
Hot wiring cars, stealing cars, r that sort of thing. But
when there's no consequence, it goes a little nutty. I'm just saying,
go back to the cyber bullying. Some of this shit goes online. Maybe
a little shaming and bullying isn't necessarily a bad thing. Maybe it would stop
some shit, but apparently not. It seems like people don't know how to
They think it's funny. No I know that, but even the cyber bullying
take the people get very angry and then go out and let me tell you
something, to pop a cap in someone's ask, let me tell you something.
And like I said, they really, they truly don't care. Like
I said, we just had a fourteen year old boy who call it.
Yeah, I'm gonna call it murder. I don't care when anybody says when
you have two other people who run off and has to come forward, yeah
that's murder, right. But we also cannot forget that although this is a
young child who was murdered, basically killed in a stolen vehicle. We also
have to remember that these are violent acts. He was hanging out the window.
They were driving over sidewalks, and he wasn't the driver, he was
a passenger, but they were driving over sidewalks. At one point, when
do the community, when does the community wake up and say we've had enough,
let's stop condonating it. I remember last year I seen a mother taking
a picture with her child in the stolen kios, talking about my babies.
That's the type of behavior that's happening in the city. And people are like,
oh, yeah, you know, you call uping down, Jefferson and
Clinton, they love the k boys, They let him go to the corner
store and everything. That type of behavior cannot continue to be tolerated. Yeah,
I know, I get it. But again, I mean, Doug
feels very strongly about this too. I know, I don't. I don't
listen. I do not like violence. I have I've literally was almost twenty
four hours this weekend. Yeah, from eight to eight, right, almost
up twenty four hours. Look, the violent stuff is is is terrible.
What I'm laughing at is when you're saying, not laughing but the Key Boys
are almost heroes in certain parts of the city and walk them into the corner
stores and stuff. Yeah. I mean we had the outlaw Jody Wales and
Billy the Kid. These were not good people that we that that people right,
you know what I'm saying, Like throughout time, the bad guys who
sort of get you know, get away with it from the man have been
heroes. The problem here is it's hurting your own community. It's hurting your
own it's hurting your owny. That's the bad thing. And people have not
woken up yet. I don't know where, I don't know. I would
just I would disagree with that. People. A lot of people are the
people we need to wake up. That's the issue. Well, people are
weak, they hate hit it and the people that are causing the problem live
right next door. So they call the cops. They're going to arrest them.
They're going to be back in an hour. They're going to know that
they yes, they called it. As as those cops lost, you leave,
you're all your windows. Wait, we had yeah, we had somebody
in here to Doug to your point that said they went door to door,
uh, talking to people and they're saying yeah, we want police presence down
here. We want it. We just don't want to call for them,
right because when we call for it, to your point, we become like
you have to snitch. My opinion is no tolerance and raise the bar so
high that you get in trouble, you're gonna go away for six months.
So you have to do it where the person is going to be in trouble
and they get out, uh, and they're not gonna want to do it
again. I think chain gings should come back, especially for littering in Rochester.
You go down some streets are just so shitty and you see who's doing
it. Yeah, you know, well there is something about for four weeks,
there is something about uh do you know Joe Bruno. Joe Brun is
a comedian. He's a comedian, Yes, Joe Bruno. Uh the uh.
Some people, I think there's a pride thing. I think when things
are neater and cleaner, like even at your own house, your kids behave
better. Everybody's a little more common, little respect when there's chaos and messes
and and that you're gonna do. But that's the thing, and I think
that even applies to your yard, your everything. You know, like when
things are chaotic, you just feel better when it's cleaner and you can organize
and you can find stuff. And when it when it starts to all go
to ship, everything goes to ship because nobody cares. And what the fuck
I don't care. I'm not gonna be right. And that's that. I
think that's the issue. Uh, you know, just more consequences need to
happen. What what's that pin you got there? This pin is uh,
whatever it takes, whatever it takes from the dan. I just think people
just need to wake up. I mean, honestly, the violence of the
crime here poor needs to wake up. The people who continue to condone this,
like when their house gets blown up or passed into by akia. Yeah
they know, but like we need change. We need change before anything worse.
I mean, the worst has already happened. Multiple kids have already been
killed by these these stolen keya acts here just in Rochester alone. And like
I said again, I will never condone in violence. I will never think
it's funny. And it's a sad times we're living in. These are sad
but dangerous times we are living in. That's interesting to hear from from somebody
who you know living the again, nobody's gonna get in trouble. So you
get arrested, let out. I know people that have getten raised, arrested
four or five times over the weekend. They get let out, or I
hear about it from my Uber drivers. And then this is one thing.
Six prisons were shut down in twenty twenty two. Oh yes, and Dutchess.
Kind of. Since twenty eleven, the state New York State has shuddered
twenty four prisons. Locals pushed for the site to be converted to housing out
of the uses, so we're not putting anybody away. So that's the fear.
And uh, talking to police officers that I've i've a murder going out
or whatever the problem is. You have a domestic violence This guy beats the
shit out of his wife or vice versa, and they take him and they
lock him up for twenty four to thirty six hours. Kind of I wasn't
when I was incarcerated. And then now you take them, you take their
picture, you let them out. They go back and they keep kicking the
shit out. Nothing stopped. They just took a little break. It's a
commercial break, and they go back and they start fighting right, exactly what
it is, hey, folks, MMA will be right back right. Uh,
well, you were incarcerated how long? What was the longest time you
were incarcerated? Three months? So I was in there for three months.
But I want to say, when I was incarcerated, I witnessed so many
people with gun chargers and the most reckless attempt murder charges. Let go.
They got out faster than you, way faster. Yeah, even if they
had multiple, multiple multiples. Really yeah, all right, some times it
is this is probably for me because I gotta get to a crime scene.
All right, we'll we'll let you go. We were gonna play will she
know where? We asked the stripper questions and then strip club so you wouldn't
even know. I wouldn't even know. We'll do that with with Dougie Fresh.
But thank you for coming in, Thank you for tuning in. Everybody,
Stay long, I gotta get I gotta get back in the street.
Stay safe, yes, stay safe, and watch out for the bullies.
Listen, we are stumping on your name, but we are stumping on bullies
heads. Not literally because we don't get no invitings, but we're you know,
you know what I mean. I hear you all right, Jeffrey Jeffrey
Rogers, GSL News, Yes, SIRSL news dot com. Thank you for
having me. You got it. Nice to see. We will take a
moment. Uh yeah, maybe we'll do a little bit of will lighten it
up. We'll do a will she know what to joking yet, got a
little all right, I'll see you later. I take care of two hostages.
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Doug, Austin got really hot because I said something about I was telling Doug
Doug saying, well, well, let's go back to the beginning. Jeffrey
Rodgers is here. You said there's a lot of Democrats running things in this
and I said, I think that it's gone so far in one direction that
I was even talking to a young person who we had on but I was
talking to them off air. They were talking about the Palestinian and why they
support that, and I had my counter things. But I think that the
word we need to have a discussion, or the phrase we need to have
a discussion is said often, and we don't. We don't have the discussion.
And the discussion is you talk, I talk, and that's how we
exchange ideas and then I can walk away gone, I don't agree, but
and here's why. And yet I heard them, and or I may walk
away and go, well, maybe they changed me a little bit for whatever
reason. Okay, no matter what the issue is, I'm not using that
as the issue. So I say to Doug, I think things have gone
the pendulum's gone too far. And all of a sudden, I say,
you know, cause I said this girl said to me. It's gotten to
a point where if you have a boy and the boy likes to wear dresses
and uh play with Barbie dolls, when that person gets to school, they'll
say, well, you identify as a girl. Well maybe he doesn't.
Maybe he's gay and he just likes those things, and that's sort of what
he you know, made him feel comfortable. I don't know, it doesn't.
It's not right to put people in these boxes. But we've gone so
far, so extreme on the left, that it's problematic. That's what this
young person was saying, and Doug, it's like snapped from there. My
thing is, though, teachers that are telling kids, hey, we want
to teach you that it's okay if you're a girl and you like other girls,
your boy, you like other boys, get well grammar school. And
that's not right but from that, But Doug, Doug, Doug, what
this is where this is what we were talking back and forth. We are
but this is where I have I have. I have an issue because I
had kids. You didn't. My kids went through school. That never happened.
It's happening now. But where you hear where protests who who? I
haven't watched. This is the thing is it's home and do your homework.
But I think it's bullshit. And what I think is they may be saying
you can be whoever you want to be, and maybe that's being misinterpreted,
but I haven't seen because Danny comes in here and says the same thing.
And then you brought up the same thing he did. You said what they
shouldn't be teaching. No, that's not what you said. You said that
there's and you said that there's kiddy little boxes in the back. I have
heard that, and I go, I go, Doug, that is complete
bullshit. And you know what scares me the most is and I'm and I
have to say this, I get nervous when I feel like there are non
thinkers because how could any cheers, any no non thinkers, not even fact
checkers. How could any adult look at this situation and go, I've been
around public stuff and you're gonna be the world got so crazy. Bullshit,
we just had a pandemic. You think they're letting kids sit in a box.
I think they're letting people know whatever they want. They're not, and
that's the thing that bothers me. And then yeah, this day and age
fact, so that goes, well, let me look it up. And
then all the first thing that comes up is urban myth, and they go,
of course I didn't even have to look at but I didn't even have
to look it up. I go, that is complete and utter horse.
But ye, well you did, and that's why. But I get hop
back because here's why I prove to this. I'm not saying I'm not saying
that. And this is where I've had I've had people going the podcast is
getting boring. Well maybe for you, but this is actually really interesting and
you should fucking pay attention because you should be fucking thinking. I'm not saying
think my way. I'm not saying this way is right. I'm not even
telling you what to think. I'm asking you simply to fucking think. Think.
If that's boring, fuck you and think because that. Seriously. That's
the part that I have a problem with is we're not thinking. All of
a sudden, this litter box thing goes explodes, and so many people are
running around, the kids are shitting in litter boxes. Hold on a second,
can we use a little bit of logic here. We just had a
pandemic where you couldn't wear a fucking mask in a store. And you think
the democrats that run things, you're letting kids shit? What the fuck is
wrong with you? Seriously? And then to even turn around and go,
well, of course this is the way the world is going. It's not
the way the world is going. And here's the other thing, these numbers.
I mean, I have three sons. I hear all the time.
They don't want to work. Okay, I got a twenty two year old
kid who's gonna graduate college on Saturday. That kid, and I'm gonna say
this as a toast to him when I when we have a dinner form afterwards.
He has held a full not a full time job, but he's worked
a job. He puts up tents for McCarthy's tents. He likes working with
his hands. It's a bit, it's a big labor intensive job he does
that. He works in their warehouse in the colder months. He has been
on the track team. He is close to setting records that it's in itself,
is that? And he's held a wonderful GP. Yeah, that's amazing.
Where are the kids that, Well, nobody wants to work kids today?
You're lazy that I'm not. I guess I live in a bubble and
I don't see it. But I don't know anybody who's got kids that are
fitting that. And so this, this broad stroke painting is the part that
worries me. I got people from the hospital, Well I just had to
work a double. Oh that suck. Yeah, the nurse just quit o
been there three months, couldn't handle it. Same as Taco Bell, McDonald's
and other places people are working overtime. Yes, because people come in Now.
I don't know these people, but this is what they're telling me,
so that I'm taking this okay, But and I think that that is changing
the litter in the litter box. But I'm so glad I'm gonna take a
bathroom. I'm so glad this is happening. I'm so good. Turn your
head. That was funny, as ship don't get upset with me. I
have to get no, no, no, no, don't have to put
across everybody passion on this stuff, because no, but I have to because
what I yeah, I do. I went into a store once and probably
a gay guy goes, Bill, I see you wearing dark colors all the
time, and he's lighten up your color palette. And I thought, huh,
because I can tell, Doug, I could tell, and look at
here's the other thing. You know, I maybe this is a conservative take.
Why can't we just call it the way we see it. That's what
everybody wants. Everybody does it on social media. But then you get upset
when somebody else has a different opinion than you, When somebody else has a
different opinion on a certain situation, that's it, you know how. There
are some philosophers that will tell you that this life that we're living is a
mirage. It's fake, it's not real. And the reason they say that
is you and I could be at the same thing, hear the same thing,
walk away, and have two completely different experiences. Someone could go to
a party and it's a wild, rackous time, and somebody else could go
to the point and go God, that was really dull. It sucked.
Ah, yeah, it's all and how you're perceiving things. But when it
comes to this kind of stuff, I just wish people would slow down and
think that's all. That's all I'm saying. You know before it's no,
no, no, no no. But whenever we hear this stuff, it's
not just you. I'm not picking on you. I hear this from a
lot of people. And I would also then say, Okay, if somebody
does do that, we shouldn't be forcing an agenda down anybody's throat. You
have the free will, you have freedom. That's what it should be about.
It should be about that. When it came to the vaccine, you
shouldn't have it forced down your throat. But at the same time, somebody
who's very much concerned, like I know a person I know somebody who wouldn't
get vaccine, and I knew somebody who owned a restaurant who wanted everybody vaccinated.
Their wife was a doctor and she was very concerned, and that became
a huge issue. You can't let us send it. But it was a
private establishment, so you don't go there. I mean, it's the same
thing like if I don't agree with a certain church. I don't go there.
Well, I don't understand why all this stuff where I have to be
I have to be right so much so that you're dead fucking wrong. You're
dead fucking wrong. And how could you possibly in any way ever think that,
you fucking moron? That's basically what people are saying. And my thing
is, how are you ever gonna get unity in this or this? I
mean, what happens to compromise? Has anybody ever gone through a contra a
legitimate contract negotiation? I'm starting to think no, because all that is is
how the rules are played. I went a little bit, you went a
little bit. Nobody walks away super happy, but nobody walks away super unhappy.
That's how these things go. I don't know if I don't know if
that's gonna happen anymore, because there are a lot of people that are just
one hundred percent right. They're gonna stand their ground. Well, yeah,
because that's when they have to be proud of. Yes, but why over
what Like even with the vaccine, get it or don't get it. It
shouldn't be forced on you. I understand that you have rights, you have
freedom, because it was such it's so it's worldwide. Yes, you feel
that well, the pressure, the pressure, but that's where I'm saying.
So it seemed to be it was Trump that said, I'm not getting in
the Democrats that are lining up for it, right and just dividing the whole
nation. But it did. It divided everybody. You're right, And whether
we die, I don't know if we ever can, but but when it
goes. But then the other thing that bothers me is why do stories like
the litter box gain traction too? I've had two guys sitting here and by
the way, neither one of them have kids, and and tell me that
this is the way it is. And I know I'm picking on you a
little bit, and I don't mean it like that, but my point is
like, how could you not look at this and go I've worked in restaurants
my whole life. There's no way, after fucking much fucking craziness out that
it could almost But this is my thing. Is there that much craziness?
Is there? Is there that much craziness? Or is the craziness a smaller
percentage that gets a lot of attention. I just saw a guy driving down
the Genesee Avenue to day, doing circles in an eight ATV ATV. Yeah,
doing in front of traffic and everything. Right ten years ago, okay,
I would have thought this guy's on drugs. Now it's a norm.
Okay, but just like that. But here's something as simple as that that
you might hear the litter box or hear that, all right, But see,
here's the thing, though, I look at the numbers. All I'm
saying is, look at the numbers. It's one guy on one street.
Could there be hundreds of them? Yes? Are there thousands? Yeah,
there's more people who don't do it than do do it. But our attention
goes on that. So therefore everybody's nuts and everybody And I think that's a
bad way to be because I think most people, majority of people, they're
not that way. They don't like seeing that. They're more in the middle
on politics, they're more open minded to certain things. They know people aren't
shitting in litter boxes, you know what I'm saying, Like they're not.
I just think that it isn't. I don't think it's as bad as certain
parts of the media portray it. Okay, I don't think it is.
I think that that more people have common sense, and maybe they have some
extreme ideas. Do you know, do you know what the graduation rate is
in Rochester, New York to graduate I used to be forty six percent,
get down to thirty six Okay, all right, but those are and then
we're wondering why people don't have common sense. Yeah, but that's one district.
We're also how many schools are in this one district. I don't know
how many schools are in the in the city school district, but I can
tell you that in other districts around the area. It is weird. You're
right that you could go to one of the worst school districts in the country
and in fifteen minutes go to the absolute one of the best in the country,
both public, by the way, within fifteen minutes of each other,
maybe less time. So okay, I understand that's that's a problem. That's
a problem. But that one school has the little boxes and the other one
has a little box because they don't how to wipe the rest apparently, I
mean, would be that's kind of countecess you think. I like to think
so, but I don't know. After listening to you, I'm thinking there
isn't any that's all I'm saying, is it just I feel like we got
so fucking riled up and mad in the whole world. Hold on, It's
funny how we can go from what riled up to laughing all in the same
fow because that's you and me. Okay, that's me and anybody, right,
that's me and anybody. But I'm just saying, like, so I
just take a step back and look at things and try to go, hang
on a second, one is really happening here? And instead of getting yes,
have we gone too far in certain areas? Yes? But is the
majority they're driving? Let's say I do eighteen to twenty five rides a day,
yeah, okay, and the majority of people are nice or they don't
talk and talk have a conversation, and then you get a couple of shitty
ones that want to treat you like you're a fucking idiot. I'll give you
a perfect example because Uber had to write me yesterday a ready for this one?
I can't wait? Oh yeah, pick up people. Let's say near
Brockport, All right, okay, so far right out they're going out to
Canadagua. That's a long ride. Okay, Now that's gonna be like an
hour. It was forty five Yeah, forty five minutes. Got the phones
on, blast of music, not my kind of music. But I didn't
say anything. One person's laying down in my back has a her head on
his boyfriend's lap, feed up on my back seat. Whether they're dirty or
not, I don't care. Obviously she didn't care. Going to Finger Lakes
College, Okay, Now I'm driving to where the pin is and the GPS
to the front of the college. That's what it was. Now we've passed
where they're supposed to go, so I'm one hundred yards from where this thing
the dorms are back there? Oh like that with the attitude. Stop gently,
I didn't slam on the brakes. Turn out, turn around. Well
where the red building, now the red building are the dorms, which is
probably one hundred and two acres all red like mcc red. Yeah. So
I just drive waiting for some directions, you know, oh, go around
or you know, up to the front. Nothing. Yeah, driving one
hundred two hundred yards, I'm like, where do you want me to go?
Now? The red building? Like I'm a fucking retired So I got
to the corner of the red building, I stopped. I go, that's
the red building. How's this. That's fine. I got out open the
trunk. They got their stuff up. Now one of the bags almost fell
out and I tried to grab it. She grabbed it, said thank you.
I go, hey, have a great day. There's the door,
and drove off. All right, Now you're gonna treat me. You talk
to me like a fucking stupid You can have communication. That's a problem with
kids, I understand, and they with the phones, you're gonna have less
less communication, especially with Texas, because you can't explain to somebody how you
feel or it's not gonna come off right right. But people aren't enough okay.
So I would say that and then an hour later, but they wrote
me up because they said I was okay and I didn't even I'm like,
all right, why even it's the thing, I why even reply to that.
I know this is my side. It doesn't matter. I'll never see
him again, They'll never see me. Okay, but this is I hear
you. But here, here's my thing with that sort of stuff. Is
I go, You're never gonna like this. No, probably, this is
insane. This is insane. I'm gonna say it and people are gonna get
gnad at me and w whatever. I would say, people are really saying
this is boring. Uh, you're getting I have I have not really heard
that, but somebody else, somebody else is saying that they're being told.
So I don't know. But okay, go ahead, But I don't know.
So my my point is when those kind of things happen, I hear
you, but out of ten riders, how many are like that? Oh?
Out of one hundred, it would be that one, that one.
Okay, so you take again. I go back to small percentage, shitty
people, small percentage. And then on the other side of it is I
would say, next time, how can I make I know? I know
because I'm a big believer in and this is nobody likes this, no matter
what happens to you. It is your fault, no matter what happens to
you, somehow you brought it on. So my only thing was the next
time, I would go, all right, how what can I do?
Like, Hey, they're all all the buildings are read. I want to
make sure I get you right to where you want to be. And that
would be my thing. I've heard to say that, and I know that
annoys you. But my thing is, in a way, I'm like the
I'm they're the customer. I'm the I'm the do you know what I'm saying.
I'm not a slave though. Hey, we're coming up to the college.
We're going to be going to the door rooms. They're on the line.
No, I understand that, you know. I would like to think
if I would tell you if if you said to me, and if you
said to me we're all raised with apparently, if you said this to me
that your son Bill was in my car and I figured out who it was
and then acted this way, I'd call him, I'm what the fuck are
you doing? Man, don't ever do that. I'll tell you. One
of the greatest things I heard about. Uh, he had a traffic stop
and word got back to me because I know a lot of people, and
the person said, the only reason I'm telling you this is extremely polite,
well mannered, Yes, sir, all this stuff, and I go,
okay, good, thanks. Oh so he was giving you a complain?
Yeah, what was the point of blowing him into something? No, no,
no, no, no, just saying I just want you to know
and that's it. And I never say anything to my kid, because why
right, So you can go, hey, dad's got spider everywhere. Right.
So, but my point is, if you said that to me,
I'm going to say, hey man, that ain't how we act toward anybody.
And sometimes there's nothing to say. I was at East u Mal,
I was picking up Lucilla. Yeah. Now there's two Mexicans sitting down with
a case of beer. I'm there for five minutes. Hey, Lucia,
I've got uber lyft, I got the light. I'm part there. They
finally get up after looking at the phones and talking, I'm like, are
you here for Lucia? Oh see, I'm like, do you did you
fucking think? No? And the like common sense? Where's it? God?
I mean just your given all right? Common sense? All right?
Yeah? Well for years and it's the same as right and wrong. No,
but for years, for many years, people who have had to deal
with the public on a regular basis have said exactly what you say, God
given sense. Yeah, yeah, there's no common sense. People are rude.
It's awful. I'm not I'm not trying to make an excuse. What
I guess what I'm saying is I don't have that experience. Maybe I shouldn't
even be saying anything honestly, Like, maybe I shouldn't be saying anything.
Why don't you uber for a month? No, that's that's exactly that's that's
a fair point. That's a fair point. I'm not just saying, but
I like to think that it's a smaller percentage that are assholes who get a
whole lot of attention, and maybe we need to stop spotlighting them and start
talking about, Hey, man, I had a great not you, but
other ship. I think there should be more happiness than the yes and the
arguments with the school and whatever were things that I saw on the news last
year. I since stopped watching the news is often because it's I don't I
don't really watch the news either for the same reason because I think it puts
you in a shitting mood and I'm not and I don't know. I don't.
I don't remember those things happening with kids. It was twenty years ago,
Fox and CNN, So you try to get both sides if there was
an issue going on. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no no no. I'm not saying I'm not saying that's wrong.
I'm saying that the fact that even the news would be slanted one way,
Walter crack. We're just the straight forward news that's all behind everything. Now
see. Anyways, well let's talk about strippers and blow. Well we'll take
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Yeah, can you tell me the name Eagle Eye Cherry? I have
no idea who that is. Will you will know this? I will know
this. You will know this. Probably a litter box. He does,
he does, and then he gets up and you know, he does dirty.
He kicks his feet when he's done, it's back to back. He
kicks his feet back and just leaves a bunch of dust and goes, fuck
you wipe it. Is there a sandbox here in airport? That's nice?
That's good. I hope you do. I hope you do. This is
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Doug, whether she will know the answers or not. Now you spend
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that'd be great. Yeah, that would make a lot of sense. Yeah.
And I you know, I don't go there to pick up women,
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get inside her head. Okay, you want me to write it down,
You write it down. Five to one twenty four. What did you write?
African American? Oh, yeah, and nice, big ass? I
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that. I wanted to. Well, this is to get inside her head
a little bit. That way, get some head. Okay, all right,
right, we're funny. We're here. Who's on first? What's in
second? Starte's on third? Oh? So I asked Darte. If Sally
has twenty dollars and spend seven on a glass of wine, how much does
she have left? Will Starte know the answer to that? Well, after
you tip, so I would say it'd be thirteen. So you thirteen?
Yeah, she used you. Okay, that's pretty easy. I asked,
starte, who has been a dancer for twelve years? Ideal partner, somebody
who can settle down? And hang? Who was the president of the United
States during the Civil War? Hold on, I gotta think about this during
the Civil War. During the Civil War. We'll start say no or not?
Dougie Fresh, how many years did we say you were a strip club
DJ? Sixteen? Sixteen years? Does she go with Benjamin Franklin because he's
on one hundred dollars? I'm gonna say, yeah, out a shot in
the dark. She's gonna get this one right. That was a question?
Market there was it was? I got to okay. Then I asked,
what popular animated movie features a snowman named Olof and a magical queen named Elsa?
Will she know? She will not know? I know that she will
not know Frozen? She got that right? She didn't get that right?
Okay, what popular children's book series features a young wizard named Harry Potter and
his adventures at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Does she know that she
knew that animated what she probably knows that Harry Potter socialist stone that hole.
Okay, yeah. I asked her what is the capital of New York State?
And uh, does she get this right? Yeah? I'm gonna say
yes, almany she got right? How many stripes are in the American flag?
How many stripes? I think that's pretty common? Start? No or
not? No? Yes? Do you think she does? Yes? I
think something will pop in her head or yeah, something will. Yeah.
Well you learn these as kids, and they do when you're really a sponge,
and that's the things you're gonna remember throughout life. And you know the
thirteen for thirteen colonies, Oh, the thirty stars, fifty stripes? Yeah,
no, no, the answers thirteen thirteen sorry, fifty stars, fifty
stripes? Yeah, all right, okay, all right, well you know
what, because stripes and strips are kind of anah probably, next question,
who currently holds the office of Vice President of the United States? Will start?
No or not? Yes? I don't know. I don't pay attention
to these type of things. No, she does not know. Huh,
she does not know, I thought. Okay, final question for start?
How many have you gotten? Right? I got four out of seven right
there, out of seven? Okay, did Darty right? For Doug who
is the current president of the United States? Will she know that? Well,
she just said she doesn't know these things. So I'm guessing it's going
to be no, because she would have said, well, I don't know
the vice president, but I do know the president. I would think that.
So I gotta go and know Biden with a question mark question mark,
but you know what they asked. They asked Biden the same question about the
stripes, and he said fifty to fifty. But he was only right half
the time. Oh, there you go. I'm gonna She seemed like she
was very nice. She was very nice. Yeah, very very lovely,
and like I said, tally Ho impressed me. Yeah. I have not
been in a strip joint in many years. Are they enjoying it? They're
looking for a gentlemen's club at club. Yeah. I haven't gone back out.
I did those two together. Oh yeah, I did together. Yeah.
I did what we call batch taping, and I batch taped it.
Gotcha a couple and then I'll have to make some time to go back out
there. Yes, absolutely, Yeah, I can't go with you and you
can't well, the other day in the morning. Well they're not up there,
well originally they so they when I set this up, just to your
point, guy goes all right, ten thirty. About forty minutes later,
phone rings, Hey man, can you make it twelve thirty. No,
dancer gets up at ten thirty. So then when I was there was an
accident and I'm on my way there, and I figured, I don't know
when they open. I don't know anything, So I, uh google it.
I get I didn't even google it. I just I get stuck into
I get a text are you almost here? It's like twelve thirty and thirty
seconds? So I voiced text back three miles away, three miles away,
but I couldn't believe it. I'm like, hey, you almost here.
I got a schedule keep Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's that is
that. It is a big thing. Yes, June twentieth, Doug,
I hope you bringing them funny. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna be
practicing and trying to write new material and you know you're gonna. Can you
send me more video of your practicing please? Yes? You know what I
do? You do that? See? Now? Would that be considered bullying?
And and like here's my thing, like with with with So for those
of you who don't know I had, I opened up a show three weeks
ago Carlson, Yes, and I videotaped myself, and I told Bill I
would This is how I practice, because I'm like, I'll do the video,
yeah, and then your phones so it can land, videos can last
longer. And I play the music and come out. I videotape myself and
make sure I have it. And while I move up getting close to my
video, I trip over a blanket of mine, so he throws it over,
so I throw it on my recliner and I know he's gonna die,
and he still is laughing about it. And that's one of the beautyful,
beautiful things of life. That. And I don't know why people don't well,
I can't say talk about good memories and just make you laugh. Some
people are like, I don't want to talk about that anymore. It happened
a long time ago. But me, I hold on to memories like that
to keep me laughing. What's right, yeah, or other things. Well,
especially when you're promoting it. You know, we'll have Doug Phelps and
you're laughing and I know what you're laughing about. So for me it was
great. But here's the other side of it, is like we all take
ourselves so seriously. I think I think we take ourselves too seriously at times,
everybody, everybody, and if maybe if we step back and go,
well, there's nothing really happening, it's okay, So dug through a blanket,
be the same as anyone. You know what I'm saying. We've all
been there. And there's something about the vulnerability and just peeling it back that
I think is very appealing to most people. And why not and where I
think the greatest thing you can be in life is authentic and yeah, not
fake, well not fake, but I mean authentic. And I think when
you see like comedians that really cut through and make it are the ones that
are authentic. And are you know, well, you know, I've been
thinking a lot about that, about working on new material and just trying to
find things to talk about. But I've generally talked about things I know in
my life because then I can it's authentic, turn them around and try to
make them funny. And I try to think, you know, besides ubering
and being a chronic masturbader, what's going to be funny in my life?
No? But could you take the story you told about the uber the couple
who said to you the red dorms over there? People want me to do
uber story? Could you do? Could you do? Could you make that
funny? And I think I don't know. I think the answer is yes.
I think you'd have to really like look at it. But I think
if you beat that up, you could find a way. What's funny to
me is to somebody else. Yeah, but I think it's relatable because everybody
hates shitty people, even if they're a shitty person. And if they don't
hate shitty people, that's because they're the shitty person. Right. But I'm
just saying people don't like that, So it's a relatable thing for anybody,
right, heah, Yes it is, So probably do the jack rabbit joke,
but I might love the jack Cony Island. I'm gonna I'm gonna use
it, yeah, you know, instead of the jack Rabbit, I might
use I'm like the roller coaster at Coney Island, because everybody knows Cony Island
or they've heard a bit yea, So maybe a finger Lakes Darien Lake could
be anywhere. Well, I tried that joke in Buffalo with the viper and
it didn't go over too well. There was a comedy club in Buffalo,
but then I used it in Depew and it didn't get to laugh. So
I don't know. I guess you never know what you're gonna I would say,
when you're watching uh, you talk to anybody who's like high level comedian.
Right, people are coming for your greatest hits. Right, if I'm
going to see I don't Seinfeld or Bill Burr or I want to see their
greatest hits. But if they're working on new material, they may you got
it, and they try to wedge it in and maybe the laughter's rolling and
you can make it work. But I've seen guys. I've seen guys,
headliners, big name comics do a show at seven o'clock and kill and do
the same joke at nine o'clock and it flops and flops, and a lot
of it has to do with the energy in the room. And sometimes,
yes, it's how you change. I'll tell you what I said this last
night on the podcast. I'll watch the Tom Brady podcast, which I thought
was of the Roast. The Roast, I'm sorry, the most irreverent thing
I had ever seen, and in terms of roast right, because there's no
rules for Netflix, you can say whatever you want, right, And there
was like border funning all kinds of did you like them? There's a little
guy the host, Yeah, I thought he did. All right, you
didn't like him, Kevin Hart. I haven't seen the whole thing. I've
just seen it. Yeah, I know every time somebody told a great joke,
he was up jumping around laughing, and I think that I think he
had a lot of energy for that. I think that that's what people love
about him. I think. Yeah, I'll tell you as a as some
maybe this sounds shitty, I think it was a good thing because you were
in a big space. I think you were in a big space. And
I don't know how the sound was. So if I saw Kevin Hart standing
up, then I'm going to continue to laugh because something funny is happening,
and I might just laugh because I don't want to be left out kind of
thing, gotcha. So if I'm looking for laughter and feedback, I don't
know what this sound was like. Well, we had great sound on Netflix.
Being in the forum, I have no idea that's a big space.
I don't like comedy and big spaces like that. I don't, I don't.
I would prefer to see comedy. I think the Comedy Club does it
great. I think that Rickles room that they have on the side for anybody,
if you could see comedy in there, that's really great. But I
think the way Carlston never comedy at the Carlson, I think they do.
I love the room. Yeah, I've been in there to watch comedy at
the Wriggles Room, and I it's tighter. I'm just saying, like,
and that room is done, and they do such a good job when you
get bigger, and I like comedy as an intimate thing. Yeah, I
don't like comedy in Thosebody said they like comedy clubs that don't look like comedy
clubs, and I was trying to get a feel for that, because yeah,
I mean, maybe they're just so old that they were a bar they
converted into a comedy club. I don't know what that means exactly, but
I like, I've seen Sebastian Maniscalco at Blue Cross Arena. I've seen Larry
the Cable Guy at Blue Cross Arena. I went there because somebody I worked
with had been on the road with Larry and went backstage people. Maybe more
yeah, I mean, oh more than that. Yeah, yeah, you
could do like five thousand, Okay, over seven thousand, maybe, I
don't know when they cut off. The thing in that place holds hundred,
yeah, so what them even more? But I don't like that. It's
not as intimate, you know, the Madison Square Guard whatever. True.
I mean, you have to be pretty big. I mean I remember when
I sold it out back to back. Yeah, nobody had ever done it
in the One of the guys on the on the stage at Tom Brady's Roast
had sold out Madison's wore Garden recently, really C. J. Lewis or
C. L. Lewis, he sold out five days in a row.
It was about fifteen years ago before he got into trouble. Everything I know,
Larry the cable guy has done a uh stadium in Nebraska. Yeah,
and that holds seventy thousand probably or maybe more that to go to to go
to Yeah, I was there, absolutely, I just you don't have a
waitress. You're at a ball game or football game. Kevin Hartsman in an
arena. Bill Burg just did his Red Rock, which I loved. Yeah,
it was a great hilarious. Yeah. Look man, I I can't
say, you see whoever. I would go see Bill Burr record, Yeah,
in a minute, absolutely, But either way my preference would be the
other one. So I don't know if that's why Kevin Hart was jumping up
and down, you know, standing up and then you get so big.
I mean like the Auditorium theaters two three thousand. Yeah, I mean that's
a norm for a good comedian. That's big. But yes, when you're
playing right there, Yes, I did too. I love Ron Way,
love rom Waite, but I would say and I thought. The other thing
he did as a host that was great was when other comics had a really
good set, he said it. He went off script and goes, man,
that was fantastic. That was well written, well crafted, good job,
really great jo. I watched it, and I give me something to
watch. Yeah, some of it's awful. You know who did a good
job. Drew Bledsoe nervous as shit. You can tell drinking and getting cotton
mouth because he keeps licking his lips. Right, it's not what he does.
It's not really kind of his thing. I don't even know if I'm
about about your thing, I'm gonna tell you this. I can't believe I
haven't told you this. Because we were going to do our alphabet of golf.
We're gonna go golfing every week with a buddy of mine. We're gonna
start an arrowhead and go to be well golf Saturday. Yeah, and started
raining. It was a nice day. First hole, get into the second
hole. Halfway through a second hole, my buddy usually smokes a little weed,
so I'm like, you know what I'm gonna try. I smoked in
like three or four years, so I started smoking. Dude. I was
up. I have because you need a fucking restrictor plate on weed today.
That's why. And I, you know, talk to people afterwards the next
day and like, no, no, all you do is take a couple
of hits. I was like, yeah, well, what do you have
a vape pen or No? It was it was a joint, a pre
roll joint. I was on the third hole. So they now give those
away, the vape pens. No weed pre roll joints. You go to
certain places and you're buying something. It's almost like gift with purchase out of
weed at a legalized. We shop, you can go and buy and they'll
say, if you spend this much money, you also get a free pre
roll joint. Par three, third hole, I hit it on the green,
you get nice. But I'm lining up my putt for par I thought
I was bent over for half an hour. I was like, it feels
like six o'clock a night. We go up to the next hole, to
par five. It looked a mile away and I'm driving the car and I'm
saying, no, I'm fine, I'm not fine, but I and all
I'm saying it took me the next eighteen holes to figure it out, to
finally get out of my system. Yeah, and he'd be like, I
had ate what you have at seven. I had seven, I have seven.
I had seven, I have six. I had no idea what my
score was. I ended up with a one nineteen to one par the whole
I wanted to say whole day wasted, but it wasn't. And then I
I met a friend for a little while and uh and went home never again.
Never How much did you eat? I didn't. You didn't try to
eat less? No? No, but even high? No? Really?
Yeah, I hear that. Yeah, now there's so many. It's I
mean it's like basket Robbins. You get twenty you know, thirty two different
flavored. Yeah, you know, get the low fat weed. I buddies
that went on a vacation and uh it said a weed. Somebody brought gummies.
Yeah yeah, and like, oh, you should only take care of
He's like, yeah, fu this, no, don't, don't. He
was a mess. He was a puddle. He told me this yesterday.
I don't want to do that, and the animals hit you harder and then
well he didn't know. He's like me, never tie. And then two
of his buddies had taken half of the like fuck we're missing out or whatever
took the rest. My favorite was like, I'm at a Halloween party one
year, like two years ago. My brother calls me and goes, you
will never believe what happened. He goes, we went to dinner at somebody's
house and it's probably like ten to eleven o'clock at night. He calls me,
he said, mom my mother would go up. She used to trick
or treat with my kids when they were little. So she went to Maine
my niece and nephew, and she was gonna trick or treat. They went
over to somebody's house. They start handing out gummies. My mother's like,
oh, I've never I've never had marijuana. I've never done it in my
entire life, and alcohol was like the drug of choice in my family.
Yeah, so she's like, no, I've never never done it, So
like, come on you. So they put one down, they go,
you can have it if you want to, and she's like no, no,
no, and then all of a sudden just reached over and popped the
thing in her mouth without thinking and just eat it. And they're like whoa.
And I think it might have been ten milligrams. Now, a lot
of people who have higher talent to probably find I find ten milligrams to be
too much. Even sometimes for me, I like a lower dose because I
like to be in control a little bit, and sometimes like your friend and
the edible gets in your system, hitchyard. My mother was laughing at her,
ass off. That's what I would talking, not knowing what was having
in My brother's facetiming with me. It's great. And then ever since then
my mom and dad are together, my old man will go, I want
to try one of those gummy bears. I want to try you a gummy
bear sometime, and we're all like, don't let him fucking do it.
Let's settle down. We got to find like a time when we're all together,
right and we could keep an eye on them, because you know his
health is it's good, but you know he's getting your eighty. And the
last time I spoke to we three years ago to wedding, and I was
drinking, which was not a smart move, but I couldn't stop laughing,
and I thought the guy next to me was somebody else. I just sat
there for an hour and a half waiting for it to wear off and giggle.
That was the stuff. That's what happens there, you go. You
know, something came up on my Facebook the other day and I just want
to share that. Charlie Chaplin said that a night without a day without laughters
like a night without stars. Yeah, definitely you need to laugh right and
don't look so seriously even than we are. Well, you know, it's
certain things in a glitter box. Yeah, shipped my pants. It was
my chocolate donut. What's wrong with a little box? I'm ia make one
a night, you know what. I don't really I'll say it. Yes,
No, I think that. Like when I get pat somebody told me
like I turned very cold, my eyes turned cold, and I'm like,
I don't need to turn off cold, but I can't. Don't people get
front, don't they all see this? The little old people know exactly that
the heat in the room gets hotter. It is not people canna tell when
I'm in a bad mood or you're in a bad mood. Yeah, I
can't help. It's energy, like you're saying, there's energy. I try
to keep it as you know, happy as you can. I do.
That's right. Yeah, put a fucking apostrophe in. Yes, really it's
a fucking dumb mess. My father that's open up a bar called the litter
box. I swear to probably won't out there. I think there is for
Douggy Fresh my Bill Moran will see you tomorrow. Be cold to know what
to do. I'm trying to TV. Don't do the letter to you dead