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the night Shift. Yeah, I stuff the jacket. You go what you
what? I stuff the jackett the keyhole? Do you know what a keyhole?
In? What sense? You chair? Look under the hat. I'm
just trying every days to extreme violence so fast. We'll even searched his pockets.
So now we got to jam his whole fucking head, and the keyhole
can't scraped together gold, my souls already sold. Sweep you trapped under spell.
I wish you well for creat your own your streets. You do better
to retreat if you want it done right. Don't hurt the night Shift.
Okay, okay, l give us the river riddle again. I guess what.
This didn't work something with this dude. He's he's important. Somehow My
fences are tingling. I don't know, like, and we checked his like
actual guts yet, like sauce, I'm the gross one because probably swallowed the
key probably, Okay, so I feel like they're both gross. I feel
like my logic is better than you try to jam a skull through this key.
That's all I'm saying. I mean they are both gross up. I
don't know I have been them up. Okay, go for it. Yeah,
I just like bare handed. Just god, just search for the key.
Just smell. Oh horrible. I mean they've been dead for a while.
I've been curbstamping anyone investigation on him on the guts? Do you have
it something? You use this tone of voice that you're like, sure,
go ahead, but it's gonna be useless anyway. Make the role. I
don't the morsoncere you try to be the because one's nine. Yeah, I
mean you rolled bad. So yes, in this case, it is useless,
but that doesn't mean it was gonna be. It could have been really
useful. You rolled that twenty earlier, so you have like a sixth sense
about this stuff. Now, Am I finding anything in the guts? Uh?
You? Yeah, rip open its guts, um and you find a
lot of guts and blood. And did you ever dissect owl pellets? In
school? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, a little bit like that. You
find some like digested a little mouth. You loved eating mice. That was
his favorite, you know this, Michael Jackson interp he he loved eating mice
in the house. Michael Shacks ried open his mouth. I looked under his
tongue and stuff in his cheek. I'm gonna give him a little light.
That's the nineteen But I got a minus light to help. Okay, well,
I guess you can light. I was seventeen on the investigation. You
give mettle light. I think as you moved for inspiration, as you moved
towards the head. Um, two things, it falls off. Well,
yeah, probably that the head's already gone. Tom, all right, she
just used a little the ocular key. Oh he still attached the body.
She dragged the whole body over, put it up in it on the ground.
Okay, okay, okay. You know Tom gives you some light.
Helps you see a little bit. Thank you, mate. Um, but
as you're picking it up, I do think the head kind of detaches.
It's fine. I mean I'm pretty rough, yeah phrasing, but yeah,
absolutely after a big hands, yes, big old hands, big meaty,
a big bear, like a big bear her somebody. It's just this is
a little buddy, ran, Yeah, it's just a little buddy like don't
even know muscily picked big candid bear. Your intention is to like open the
mouth and look in. But you're still so rage filled that you just like,
I'll crack it open, like you know, I mean it's weak to
be fair. I mean, he's don't see my foot just go right through
the earlier kestro. I think as he moves up to the head, you
do get a sense of like, oh yeah, actually he is getting warmer,
like all jokes aside, he's getting warmer. So he ran fine whatever,
I tried the head, did you or did you different? Different?
I mean, all right, you didn't go I'm gonna investigate. Actually she
did. She just rolled really badly. Yeah, sometimes it's not your week.
I don't know. Tell um um. You wrenched it open and in
its teeth. Two of the teeth are gold, and they look like they're
shaped very specifically like the downside of the key. Almost you can grab it,
pull it and it just starts like sliding out of the jaw. Yeah
I didn't. Great, Yeah, yeah that's what I That's what I do.
I fancy kind of gold. I just like throw it over my shoulder
and and so you're not even gonna roll. Jesus perceptions him throwing the key
over his shoulder. He did it. I actually did it five better,
just ripped the jaw open. Oh my god, anybody this plus inspiration gave
it nineteen twenty actually, so um got it? Oh okay, wait,
Tim, but I think he missed something that's just his that's just his rotten
teeth. This isld teeth. That makes no sense. Look like this little
mus jacket that kestrels wearing. It doesn't not make sense. It's a great
jacket. Look at this thing though. Great again, though, this is
I'm just gonna go and try it on the door again. Turn it and
it kind of opens from the middle and just sort of like slides out.
And you just opened the door with zombie teeth, you know. Yeah,
man, it's apparently it was a key. I thought it looked like a
tooth too. Sorry, great that the thing was so coming. I'm coming
down from my adrenaline rush. I just I ripped that guy's jawl open.
I'm sorry. Very impressive, very gross, but impressive. Yes, yes,
you were all very press digitized all the guts off of me that I
can only do like small little yeah yeah, clean face. I can only
do like a little cute. But it's for somebody else. You can only
do the face when he does himself, he's like kelp on my face.
Gay, she threw kelp on my face earlier in this adventure, and I
just clean my face. All right? Door opens, ace off. It
seems to be dark on the other side of it. I can see,
yeah, right, you can dart pleasure. We need like an audio drop.
Somebody screwed plants in pots? O mother, okay, and then in
there plants. I love plants. Try asking them something you can talk to
the try asking back. I can't believe you did that. Oh all right,
I see plants, A couple of couches, and there's a desk on
the far end of the room. Okay, that's gonna chair. And you
know some books, a lot lots of books. Us. We just see
blackness, y'all, just see complete blackness. Yeah. Do you want to
talk to the plants? You could? I can't talk to the plant.
Can you not talk to the plants? You can? I think that was
a joke. Oh there's like me just ribbing on druids. I think so.
I don't think I can talk to plants. No, she can speak
with animals? Are nature? Is there an ant on the is this room
totally dark or just dim, completely dark, okay, not doom. The
door shut behind us as we came in. Okay, so what else?
Do? What do we hear? Because you said we were going to hear
something? Oh yeah, I did say that, didn't I? Yeah?
What you hear is like some some soft classical music, thinking like Vivaldi.
Anybody with me? I'm more of a myself. Let's say, let's say
how about that. I'll go with that? Nice? Nice? Yeah,
he did put me into Varde. Excellent, that's it. Uh, I
think if it's all right with y'all, Timboe, just lead the way and
enter the room. Well, there's the voice will come on and tell us
what to do. You can't see there's some ficuses in the corner, and
yeah, and some couches and it just it just looks like a boring accountants
principal's office. That I hope these ficas don't fuck us. I got I
got it, I got it. Take it back? Uh, I'll hear
that music play. It's quite nice to be fair, fair, relaxing lady.
What are we supposed to do in this room? She doesn't answer.
Okay, Timmer, do you want to Yeah? Let me just I stopped
foot in the room. Okay, yeah, step into darkness? Yeah,
is it weird, like like it's just is it magical darkness? It's just
like we have there's no light from the room behind the spelling the light from
the room behind like die out. Yeah, so there's a magical barrier that
stops the light. That's why you can't see in. Once you're in,
it's just dark. It's not like a magical darkness like you can see if
you put your hand out, you can see it, you know what I
mean. Okay, I follow, I follow timbo in, but I want
to do an arcand of check of the room once you're in. Once I'm
in, ok six six you think that, Um, there's definitely a plant
energy in here. She's right, there's some You're not sure if it's a
fikus or what. Yeah, Um, you don't. Here's what I'll give
you. There's definitely a magic in the room. I think anybody you know
with some magical sensory ability could tell that. But yeah, yeah, yeah
we are, well everybody else's plants wizard Tower. I mean I'm gonna follow
Attiliason. Yeah, I mean, once you get into the room, can
you see anything else? And I guess I should. Yeah, I mean
I guess, Oh, can I make a perception check of what I see
in? Okay? All right, seventeen. Oh that'll do it. Um.
I think from here, Kestrol, even though you don't have the glass,
you can see pretty well half out. I think the main thing you
can see is um in that chair that's beyond the desk. The chairs were
to face the opposite direction, you can I think you could see just a
little bit of like a head, like somebody's head sitting in that chair,
and the chair's kind of rocking back just a little bit. It's not really
making any noise, but there definitely somebody in there, and she's doing this.
I'm fumbling with my torch and I'm gonna press it, agitize it to
create a little light. Guys, there's there's someone in the chair. There's
someone in the chair. There's a desk. There's a desk over there,
and then there's there's a chair. And hold hold on. So Castrol's whispering
and I want all of you to make perception checks. Getting a lost five
here, Yeah, thirteen, I'm very perceptive about this. A non natural
twenty, got it? Sixteen? Tillius just like I like, I'm just
four four all right. Tillius doesn't see it. He's he's focused on what's
ahead. Um, the other two of you, tom as you're trying to
light this in your head some trouble. Yeah, it feels like it won't
light the way it normally does. Um, you kind of keep snapping.
But what you do see both of you as you sort of turned to look
at one another, is Kestril's leaning towards the door, whispering. But you
can't hear anything she's saying. Now she's still in the light on the other
side of the door, but can't hear anything. Maybe she's whispering too quiet
or something. But I didn't go into the room. Ah, you didn't
say you did, But you're welcome to now. Oh yeah, I just
we're in. Yeah, we're in. Yeah. So I think you like
leaning in and a whisper, and then you're like what you like? Take
another step in, and then when you start whispering, suddenly y'all can hear.
Okay, I can't keep my hand torch light over here, I think
as soon as Castrol gets in and whispers what she whispered. So she now
you haven't heal her. She's she's hear her. She's saying, there's somebody
in that room. Um what chair? Yeah, I don't. I can't
see a damn thing in here. I know, but you just have to
trust me. There's a death, Tom, I'm at a light. I
can't get it. You know, maybe the element of surprise is good here.
So what are we surprised? Yeah, I'm gonna be a surprised.
You keep talking about to walk into someone in the fucking chair over there with
my How close is he? I'm starting? Actually I can't even hear you.
My new eagle eyes can't see anything. It's dark. I mean,
I'm just like I'm squinting, but I still can't actually make anything out.
I don't see this chair. She speaks of. Okay, here's what's gonna
happen behind you. Two torches on the wall, two sconces, light hurried
down, and then I get very startled from the flames. It's enough that,
yeah, I probably would, yeah, and then two more than two
more kind of that. I'm not casting heroism yet, just just steady.
That is comforting. I appreciate that. Yep, I'm like two bro touching
thighs you know, um, yeah, all the way around you. So
here's what I'm gonna do. Um, is there anything you would like to
do? You can see that this person is about to swivel the chairs or
anything you'd like to do before that happens. And it feels like I'm dangling
food in front of Remember the plan? What plan? All right? You
want to hear what plan? I kind of I didn't know it was a
plan. I had a show Tunes pose and I say, daddy's umu.
I walk through the plants, like using the old nug They were like a
rural plants in front of the ladies polished. Uh, you know what we're
gonna do. We're gonna say there's enough foliage in these plants. Yeah,
you like sort of walk right through them. But actually you have an opportunity.
I think whereas this person turns around, you have the abouty to hide
you'd like, um, And I would say, like the default is that
you're hidden, So unless you say something, you're gonna be hidden. I
don't think I really need to hide there, because I mean, everybody else
is everybody where? I feel all right? Where the fern did she go,
I hide in the well. Don't do it on my account. Who
knows? Maybe it will work. Why are you crying so much? Kestrel
is dead, dead till it's comforting. Tom. You gotta lock into the
plan to gay keep up. I need to I need to be ahead of
time. Timbo's doing jazz, the worst plan ever, like this gonna spaghett.
You got spaghet the picture. She's just behind a little fern Spaghett style.
Yeah, um, probably very much has expected. The person that turns
around is David in his chair, and he goes, you guys did so
good. That was amazing. You were so quick you ran right through it.
Huh worst Kestral, you son of a bitch. What are you happy?
Now you've got her? The zombie's got her. She made it to
the zombie, right, she made it. He hits a button on his
desk and here high and he stops us up. Is Kestral dead? She
goes, she she left room three? Uh on her feet? He okay,
okay, thank you? How did she? Where is she? Is
this a trick? Very tricky? I know you boys that look like okay,
all right, all right, we can salvage this did you have her
body. I could restrictor no utilious use some spell and it burned her up
and the plan I get out of my jazz hands pos cry. Look,
maybe guys see you good fight part of the body for having Yeah, no,
I'll have her take care of that. Wow. But but okay,
one loss aside. Uh, that was kind of a speed run. Well
done. I guess we are pretty good. I'm I'm look. Keep your
chin up, kid, I'm proud of you. That was good. Did
great? Most people making that fast? Well, I don't know. This
is the first time I've had anybody do it. No, no, he
didn't find didn't the food except one pair? Well, yeah, all the
other foods poison us. You're not fly No, well, no, I
guess not, but you were. You know you're coming to like do mean
things. I would love it stop you from genociding and starting war and runing
all right, hold on, I'm not going to genocide anyone. Okay,
Well, making the poison that will allow other people already did that. I'm
done with that. I'm just trying to, you know, vacation in the
Quillian aisles with my money. I'm done with all that. That's finished.
I'm going enough money for a few lifetimes. Now, yeah, well share
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night Shift perennial losers. You know, their legs have gotten stronger, their
hearts have grown three times the size, and they appear to be okay.
Well, let's take a little break, ladies and gentle about and we'll be
back at five. Feel a little stronger since the last time. We're leveled
up, even though it's been a little while. Wow, Wow, hey
Bill, great job out there, man, you really uh well. I
know you didn't get on base today, but your effort was astounding. Great
job Bill. People keep telling me that I was, I was, I
was never gonna get to third base and I I um, I didn't know
you didn't, But effort, How did you miss that ball? I can't
get right to you man, I mean right, gee, I might as
well use you as the ball next to be fair about the size of the
ball. And you kicked it was the right time you climb up on atilius?
Is that legal? We look in the room. Just pour me a
drink, okay, whatever, I'm so angry right now. My good friends
over at Rallycap took the liberty of brewing us a beer named after something that
will never truly understand, and that is Victory Formation. And there's some assessment
to be some sort of runic symbols of some sort from these cans. Well,
yes, uh, the good news is a hazy i PA eight percent
alcohol by a volume. Victory Formation is very tasty, even though we'll never
really understand what it's like. Hey, it's on the fifteen to zero.
Okay, y'all, let's free. They don't have a chance for sure.
It's a perfect sports brew. Yes, yeah, quench the first I reckon.
When I crank out my dingers, I can just trot around the base
path and watch it with the dingers. This is the family sport we don't
want to love. American football. I get it. It's like I can
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worked on her kickball skills like she's been working on her beer. Tom's fault,
he missed the ball, messed the ball. You know the game works.
Why would you kicking to me anyway on the field. Back on the
field. What actually stopped? Salent and goes nothing? They rolled away the
ficus three minutes. Yes, Davic, I'm here. Did you believe it?
Mostly? Yeah? I feel like Robot Lady did kind of give us
away a little bit. Yeah, I think she had you. What do
you mean you're done with it? I'm done. Look, guys, I
told you I don't want to fight with you. I like you, and
that's why we came back. Yes, I made it product for a client
and he is going to use it for some dastardly things. However, I'm
done. I'm not going to make any product like that for I don't know.
I've got enough money for like five lifetimes, so we're gonna be about
five hundred years. You need to tell us how to stop this. M
Yeah, we can't. We can't just climbing a business. You can still
do this in five hundred years or whatever. Like that's fine. Just tell
us how to stop this. You already made it. You're done, you
said to yourself, Well, you know, i'd probably get a little of
a bad reputation to people knew that I helped you stop the product that I
rolled off the shelf. Well, I won't tell anyone. I mean,
that could be a really good scheme. Actually, you're a hero if you
stop it. Now, hold on. I like that. Yeah, you
come to the rescue, you foil the plan. Yes, I like that,
Daddy. I think there's an open spot in in the door's old tower.
Oh gross, no, no, thank you. I'll continue to stay
here. Speaking of Okay, his death was that you no? Who was?
Of course not? Do you know he's the greatest magician to live one
lifetime, which is high praise. Do you know who did kill him?
Because poor Kestrel here has been framed for his murtive I believe I do yes,
and who was it? Well, you know, being a businessman,
that would be very valuable product. Wouldn't you agree? Would agree information?
Sure? But you were about to pay us to just get off your land,
so exactly a deal is a foot? Would you agree the payment?
Can you sense that we're getting there? Payment? Can be that information exactly
what it's going to be more than that, not just with that information.
I mean the couple pretty valuable, a couple of million names to get the
information out. Yeah, it seems CASA were still going to learn that.
Okay, all right, all right, hard bargain, hard bargain. I'll
give you who killed it? Okay. And there's a little something about my
product that I left out in the previous explanation. And it's a doozy and
if you know it, it'll help you create up your hand. It'll help
you save a lot of people. No, no, no antidote that would
you know it's bad for business? Yes? The fury tincture is just bad
for business as a whole. Um. Do we want to go? I
like, where your heads at here? Can we group together away from huddle?
Like you know the speaker McGhee is gonna be listening to us. Okay,
how would you know? That's insane. Okay, maybe she didn't know
Kestra was in the fish. We can maybe go meet over there. She
did not give Kestra away. That's in a dead zone. Clearly no reception
over the huddle. Do you have anything to drink or eat? I'm gonna
bring all some a couple of viddles, some tea teas be not poisoned.
Hue, come sound and we get a tomato with mayo, sandwich, white
bread. I really christ cut off. I was just about to say how
refined you were when I heard you order a trailer hawk sandwich. It's not
for me, it's for it's for I want a glazed spiral cut ham like
I saw on that table in room too that I did not get to eat
because the key to the riddle was a pair. He's been talking about that.
Apparently I wanted something else to eat. Look, i'll bring it to
you, but it's it's there was so much good food on that table.
It's all poisoned. You don't want any of that, I know, but
I had to look at it, and I'm hungry. It's all I got
to eat was a pair. But you don't want that ham from that.
I don't want that happened. I have a hankery. Now there's your episode
name. It's a youth on this, He presses the speaker, speaking just
scones and cucumbers. How much is and ahead and bring our trailerpox amate if
you're good and some tea. Take a time. I'll be sorry. Let's
let us start. We walk over what we do? What we do?
I believe it's a fike guy. Did you did you have did you have
a plan here? What? Everyone? Well? No, okay, So
that's why I wanted to call us over right, because you know, I
think our original plan still has some potential. Maybe still want to kill him,
So I'm kind of with you. So that's why I wanted to call
this right, because like, do we don't we? Because that was a
pretty good deal. He just offered, you know, clarial name, learn
how to save the day. But we don't really in the threat of death.
I mean, we can always do a you know, well maybe fingers
cross type of deal. And yeah, I'm shining cross. Maybe if we
outwit him with fingers crossed, I'd be a bit disappointed in him, maybe,
But yeah, it's particularly yes, maybe he really is. Did we
just say, yeah, you have a deal, we won't come back and
kill you, and then we come back and kill him. So I like
the idea of just leaving it on the table that we could always come back
later and kill him. If he's here with his millions at his summer home.
Uh, we know where to find him now if he gives up,
who kills it a door, So we can actually pursue that and figure out
how to solve that, and we know how to stop the fury tincture.
And if if okay, just stick with this, I have an idea,
I don't Okay, Okay, let's go, well what what if you still
go with the idea of being Lady Terros And as yeah, and as as
as we kind of like huddle over here, you you tell him and be
like, okay, they're going to take the deal, but just so you
know, they're going to double cross you. And that's how he believes that
your Lady Terros and you get on his good side and then he's like,
yeah, then you become his confidant double traded our group. Okay, so
yeah, we're gonna double cross us. And I'm like, so you can
give them. You can give them the information and then but I'll double cross
them before they can come back here and double cross you. Yeah, I'm
just trying to make sure that he's still willing to give up the information.
But you have to be like, but heavic if if you don't give him
this information, he'll he'll know that I snitched on you or something like okay,
okay, yes you know now. Um. Also, in all of
this, we should be clear that I don't know that we can kill them.
Oh no, I don't think we're feeling pretty strong, but like we
come back with what's his face with an asher? Yeah, we do need
to. We're never going to kill him unless we come back with an ash.
Sounds like, then we take the deal. We play the tarots scheme,
Lady tallows tarotsos and uh yeah, we go stop this fairy tinc.
So you go and tell them that we tell him we've decided to take the
deal while we're still conversing. I say, we tell him straight up,
and then you find a way to like as maybe he's distributing the should I
walk over and oh, when the drinks get here, let's talk till then,
and I'll walk over and grab drinks and flash the badge drinks vitels.
Also, let's squeeze a little bit more out of them, not just two
pieces of information, like we gotta leave here with us if weapons or do
we try we want to push you too much? Yes, yeah, we
have to get this push all right, Davik, we got back over,
an we don't come back over and you're we're all still talking. Yeah,
once you get the drinks, you're gonna go over like drink, You're gonna
flash the coin. I just I headed the table and start when you get
drink, Devic. We've decided to take your deal and will well, we'll
promise to stop hunting you, will tell we will not say a word about
your involvement with anything. Just tell us who killed Zenador? And I'm walking
over. I really still don't like you, but maybe maybe these two things
that you're going to give to us will kind of not well, not totally
negate all the terrible things you've done, but it's on, it's like on
a good start. Well can I stop you there? I'd say three things.
Fetching red jacket, I do like the jacket fetching. Yeah, you
can keep it absolutely. That's a good word. Thomas isn't going to need
it anymore. Do we have a deal? Are we good? Yes,
Let's let's go here. Let's get some sandwiches. Do you have any magic
weapons? Let's stop, stop it stopt, You'll get your trailer box ham
sandwich. Where is the spiral cut Ham? Oh there's no, there's no
spir No. I dropped my crossbow on the ground and then and then and
then I bent over to pick it up, and I kind of loop the
chain out of my shirt so it's hanging down and hasn't bent over. I
want to kind of look up and just wink at h wink at Davic,
and then and then and then then put it back in and stand up and
walk over the drinks to the rest of the crew. Okay, take a
little sip of the team like, oh this is excellent, is great,
Davin, and we'll walk back over to Davn. Be're like, man,
where where where did you get this tea? And I'm saying, Davic,
it's me, Lady Davin. These idiots thought they had killed me. But
I transcend this stupid halfling body. I hate it to near. I must
get out. But first, I must let you know they're planning on double
crossing you. They have no intention of fulfilling this to you. What are
all of you doing? Well, he's doing this. I'm physically my bag
is to them, just goku scarfing food. Yeah, the pying attention.
I'm trying. I'm trying. We're trying to calm down, just drinking tea
and eating fingers sandwich. Perception, and then we're gonna make a second one.
This one will help you though, or it could help you perception or
persuasion. Perception for eighteen eighteen. All right, So Tom, what you
realize immediately, and it's important that you realize us, is that when you
flash this coin at him, you can even see that it's sort of glowing.
Now even when you pull it out like or when you like kind of
let it fall out or however said it. So it goes like a little
bit brighter the closer it gets to him, as you're walking towards him,
gets a little bit warmer on your chest, and you notice immediately that not
only is it glowing, he sees it and he's eyes wide. I mean,
this is I don't know that you've seen devic surprised in the entire thing.
This is the first time you see him really surprised. And really he
has occasionally said, oh my gosh, I didn't know you were gonna be
here, but it always kind of seemed like he did this looks utter shock
um. And it's clear to you a couple of things. One he doesn't
even know he didn't even know Arros was dead um or or or at least
pushed out of her body. Then none of them, and then two how
does how do you have the coin? And then once you start talking,
I think because you realize it, you get this sense of confidence and you
just roll. It's it's like when you're telling a joke and people start laughing
earlier, you just start rolling with it. So what we're gonna do is
performance with advantage, Okay, to convince them. Um, let's see,
let's see what I got here. You do have an inspiration. Yeah,
that's why that's why I'm checking this performance bonus. See if it's worth it.
I mean no, that's it was my first role at thirteen. I
didn't see it. Yeah. Um, so yeah, you're a performancepiration.
No, but I I have seven so twenty yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, your performance score is amazing. Yeah, I'm gonna put
my hand on his chest, like I've missed you so much. Yes,
yep, I just could. I just I was getting character. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like one of my favorite movies ever legitimately, Like I just
remembered the then Anastasia person, uh where she's like doing tryouts and she's like,
Grandma, what a specific callback, what a deep cut? Okay,
I think I remember, so, don't believe he told so Like Harvey fire
sting Um, Like I said, you have this burgeoning sense of confidence the
further you get into this act. Um, you stick your hand out and
he does sort of like take a little bit of a weary You can see
he's convinced. He's just a very careful person. And again, I think
this is the first time you've really seen him guarded, right You've seen him
on defense before, but this is like he's actually being extremely careful right now.
He takes a step back and grabs your hand and sort of lifts it
up to his lips and kisses your hand. Oh my god, and then
puts his hand on yours. Yeah, we're kind of watching at the corner
of our eyes, like holy fuck, it's working. He goes, my
dear, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. So what we're gonna
do now is, well, what are you trying to do next? I
guess this is my question. That's being careful. That question is here.
Here's what I'll tell you, like without any How does Davic respond to to
what Tom said? Oh, he's full tells about to say. You can
tell he is fully convinced you are terrorists, no doubt in his mind,
like and now we're double crossing him. He's being careful and guarded, but
he does believe you and your story. Okay, okay, So the question
is what does Tom want to do here? He has n't convinced he's in
your sight? What's the move? Think you through? Think through? This
was the plan the whole time. We kind of kind of kind of shifted
there. There's we already fork in the road right now, just to be
like, tell me what should I do now? Like should I? Um?
Okay, that's true, you have him, yeah, go bigger,
go home baby? Yeah yeah yeah, um okay. So he kisses my
hands. Yeah, banging an't expectable. I said, you gotta rmber you
on him He's like, yeah, bang it was like for him, yeah,
do for me. I hope sirs are now gonna write fan fiction.
Okay, So I'm gonn, I'm gonna I'm gonna use in my hand and
I'm gonn to reach up. I'm gonna cress his face and say, um
my love, let's finish this. And then I'm gonna grab his head and
I'm gonna plant on his lips. And because as I'm doing this, um,
I'm going to uh yanka change ye slight of hand once again without advantage
with ya. He's totally distracting, not expecting it. Oh yeah, you're
good. Good alright, alright, alright, it's a nineteen nineteen inspiration for
twenty to do it, all right? Should yes? I mean we can't
we can't live anything to go back to the nineteen if I roll this inspiration.
Okay, NOI a nineteen all right? Um? All right, so
you said you wouldn't judge grab it the chain? Um no, you're umm,
You're gonna have to, like you know, we're doing a makeout thing.
So I'm so, I'm here and then I'm curling I'm curling my well
what the chain there? And then and then you know, as I'm making
out, you know, putting the putting the hand around the back of the
neck and uh, trying to unclasp the brawl just the little loopy call doozy.
Unclasping a necklace is the same as unclasping a bra in concept right in
content on one hand, and making out, dude, let's not assumptions about
right yeah, and I'm going for this makeout. I'm going for like trying
not to snare ye, which is right now, He's all in okay.
I was just like, I'm just stuffing tea just in my face, so
I don't either, you know, I'm just like drinking like brack up laughing.
Everybody's doing that thing where they're like like eyes pouring down my chest as
I'm just like given the check. Uh you do, get it off and
he's next coming out, candy. Now you get it off his neck?
Where do you put it um or what do you do? I guess I
feel like you'd like, once you get it in your head, you back
Tom. I'm no, no, it's okay. So I get off and
he's and we're like still making out and can I bring it down? And
he's not making any like sudden movements. And then I'm just I'm gonna try
to keep him making out of me, and I'm just gonna try to throw
it, throw it over to the boys. Yeah, I'm ready for it,
all right, So no, look, throw and catch. Yeah,
I mean I'm look. Yeah, he sees Timbo sees what he's doing to
one of you. Roller one died twenty as long as not a one inspiration.
I love saying the phrase I haven't feels like poison set up thirteen thirteen.
Yeah, you sort of toss it to the side. No, look,
uh, I think Timbo, for his part, just kind of grabs
it and you can just kind of shove it in your pocket quietly. No,
I do not, Okay, I put him in the back of holdings
so smart. Yeah, put in absolutely damn y um. And then he
sort of like pulls you off a little bit and goes, won't they know
you've crawled as them now