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I'm gonna bring five of you on. Alex is the executioner here. He's

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the He's the man that's working the
levers. I'm gonna say hi to Ray.

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Hello, Ray, all right,
brother, welcome to the five.

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Bringing you on. First, let's
say hello to Hi to White Rodney,

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the other White Rodney. Good morning, White Rodney. Good to have you

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on. I'm doing well, Thank
you. I don't know which cool is

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one of our cool karens cool Karen, good morning, good morning, good

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morning to you. Good to have
you in the five. Makes it up

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to be here. Chris, Good
morning, Chris. Here's good morning,

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rod Ryan Show. Welcome to the
five, Chris, Thanks and rounding out

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our elite crack squad of listeners.
Family members, What am my kids?

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What am I kidding myself? Family
members? My man? Andy, Good

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morning, brother, Good morning,
Andy, Welcome to the five. All

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right, you guys are all on
one stick here, so I need you

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all to be very very quiet.
White Rodney, Chris, Ray, Andy,

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Karen. I'm gonna pick on one
of you and I'm going to ask

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you to get rid of somebody,
not by name, but by what number

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phone line they're on. One of
you is sitting on one. Two,

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somebody's online, three four five,
don't choose the line you're on. All

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right, here we go. I
see why this guy wanted to play this

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game. I like it too.
Thank you, Adam for the suggestion.

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White Rodney the other White Rodney.
I'm gonna give you, uh, I'm

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gonna let you go first. I'm
gonna ask you to pick a pick a

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line one, two, three,
four or five. Who would you like

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to get rid of? What line? And then I'll tell you who's on

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that line. You're on one of
those. I'm gonna go with line one,

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line number one. Unfortunate, it's
unfortunate for that person. They have

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to go, yeah, uh,
what Rodney, you want one? I

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mean they're gonna go into the moat, the snapping gators that you want line

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one? Out of here one?
Line one, Chris, you're online one.

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Oh it's terrible. Oh he has
ripped his arm off. We're awful

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guy. Why Rodney, it's not
even nice of you. Andy, Andy,

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Yes, sir, my man,
Andy, Well, we know line

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one. It's a mass down there, there's fingers. It's it's awful.

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Line two, three, four and
five. You tell me what line we're

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getting rid of Andy. Line three, line number three. Oh hm,

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almost got rid of the wrong person. Signaling to all, They're like,

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oh, we don't want to we
don't want to kill the wrong person.

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Off sitting a line number three.
Ray, I'm sorry, God, Ray

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is gone. Ray is gone.
Line one and line three out of here.

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Karen thinks she's not going to get
called on today. She says,

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she's just gonna sandbag this whole thing. Well, guess what I got news

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for you, Karen. All right, what I'm going to ask of you?

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Karen? Are you still with us? I'm here, Okay, quit

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terrifying. I'm gonna have you choose
a line to get rid of. Available

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lines are two, four, and
five. You know your ass is on

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one of those. Your ass is
on one of those lines. Don't choose

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the one that you're sitting on.
Two four or five? Who are getting

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rid of? Karen? Let's get
rid of line five, line five.

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That would be a pisser if you
were on that line. I told you

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your ass wasn't on one of them. I did warn you. You want

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to change your answer? No,
I don't you stay with five. Yes,

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he was my man, Andy,
but now he's got Oh oh they're

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tar in the shredsanity. Oh oh
it's a blood bath. Oh the moat

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is all ready. Karen, I
got line two and I had line four.

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I'm gonna pull something I haven't pulled
in this game before. Pull it.

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I'm going back to Karen, going
back to carry Are you crazy?

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Headed back to Karen? Karen,
Karen, line killer, line two,

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line four. You did such a
good job last time. I think you

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got this. What line would you
like to make it? Would you like

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me to uh well kill kill off
white? Rodney just sitting there? Not

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do it? Not mining his own
business? Line four, Line two,

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Karen, who were getting rid of? Whoa? Telling me to pick line

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four? You're picking line four?
Who's available? But you went with four.

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I want to ask you the same
thing I asked to you when he

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got rid of my man Andy.
You want to change your answer? No,

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I don't. You're staying with four. Ah sitting online number four,

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Karen. You just killed yourself.
Karen? Did you do that? I

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asked why? I asked her if
she wanted to change lines? She said

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no. The other why rod dw
is a word? Yeah? Who were

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you mad that I didn't pick you? To pick that last one. I

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don't think I though, I don't
think I've ever asked somebody to pick twice

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in a row. I was saying, did White Rodney He just seemed quiet.

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He just laid little flu right under
that radar the whole time. He

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picked earlier in the game. But
I went with Karen. I went back

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to back with Karen. So I
mean she picked herself. White Rodney.

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You outlived you out survived, you
outlived you made it. Dude, You're

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the last man standing in the five? What are you giving him? Oh?

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You get the creed tickets. Dude, sold out show summer of ninety

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nine to three doors down, figure
eleven. You're going congrats very much,

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appreciate it. All the Rodneys are
going to that show. All right,

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bro, great job. Karen,
I asked if you wanted to change your

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mind. She said no. US
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