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This is bullshit. Your oldest girl always was so lovely. It's a shame
she never got married the coast Guard. That sounds dangerous. Honolulu is very
beautiful. We used to go there quite a bit before Robert died. I
love relaxing and I love pina coladas. I've never been to Seattle. I'd
like to see the space needle in the mountains there. I probably won't though,
there just isn't enough time these Do you go there much to see your
daughter? I do not go to Seattle very much because my daughter never invites
me. My youngest invites me to Hawaii all the time. I don't like
to go there. It is a very long flight and it gets so balmy.
How can anyone relax up there when all you do is sweat and sweat
and sweat. I don't like Asian foods so much, salt and Hawaii.
They put soy sauce on everything. I would like to go to Seattle sometime,
but my daughter has been mad at me for a very long time.
I keep telling us she needs to get over it. We all need to
forgive and forget, especially on mothers. I could be dead one day.
She's met at a sister too. She's mad at every one. She is
a very angry person for a yoga teacher, but I love her all the
same. I just keep telling us she needs to get over it, because
if she doesn't, she'll never find a husband. She says she doesn't need
a husband. Our girls these days just don't realize how easy they have it.
If you ask me, hey, Sarah, it's me so. I
know you're dead set on Karen crocheted Hands being our Karen, and at this
point I'm not even really arguing against that. However, Aloha. Karen and
her husband are also pretty strong contenders, and I wanted to put together a
package. I guess also like a greatest hits of Aloha Karen and let's call
him Aloha Rob for you to maybe convince you that they could be the Karen
and Rob or they could also be a Karen and Rob. They have a
shared profile that's pretty locked down, and well, it was late at night
and I was deep in a rabbit hole and I needed answers, so I
spent entirely too much time being a total creep. Long story short, I
was able to get access to their private friends posts. We can talk about
it, not on recording, later on when you get a chance, give
me a call and we can try to talk this through. Learning how to
swim in Hawaii is really hard because all the salt in the water weighs you
down, so it's harder to swim when you're heavier than you're used to.
I had to learn how to swim in order to join the Coastguard, which
doesn't make sense to me since you're on a boat the whole time, except
when you're on land. This is me and my old convertible corvette before I
crashed it, cruising with the top down the windows down on the coast of
Hawaii with the wind in my hair and the Hawaiian sun on my face.
Hawaii rocks. I'm really digging the scene in this picture. This picture doesn't
do that good a job of showing how high up we are. Even the
Hawaii is an island, well, it's really a bunch of islands, like
Maui, Owahu, Hawaii, and Hawaii, which is both the state and
an island. But the state isn't just the island, it's also the other
islands. And even the Hawaii is a bunch of islands. It is also
very high in Hawaii. There's a lot of altitude here. It was very
scary to be so high over Hawaii, but it was also very beautiful because
you could see all the water in some islands and all the trees. There
are so many trees in Hawaii. The altitude wasn't the only thing high that
day. Even though you were scared, you're still my sexy lady. I
wasn't scared. Attitude doesn't even scare me. This here tree is the biggest
tree in the world. You can't really see the tree because Karen was trying
to make sure you could see me. The tree is really big. Though
going to the Harley David Museum in Green Bay, Wisconsin was the best day
of my life. I'm a hoghead for life, even though Karen made me
get rid of my two choppers. You'd be dead by now if you still
had those hogs. I don't even understand why they call them hogs, Probably
because they're crude and stupid and will make a lot of noise. You mean,
I'd be dead sexy if I still had my hogs, sister. I
think you left your bra here. Rob found it under the kitchen table.
He was wearing it all day yesterday pretending to be you. Do you want
me to mail it? That beacup definitely isn't Karen's bra. If you catch
my drift, Rob, Why do you have to be so embarrassing? How
many times do I have to tell you not to post about my boobs on
Facebook? What am I supposed to call them? Knockers, Hawaiian coconuts,
grab bags, hooters, magumbos, sweater cows, bazoombas, kazangas, two
sweet sandpigs, Rob Geez, just trying to compliment my lady. People always
ask me how I ended up on an island in the middle of the ocean
called Hawaii. And since people love to hear my story so much, I
wrote the story about that. When I was a kid, I always wanted
to be in the Air Force. Why because my dad was. My dad
was a really big deal in the Air Force. My dad moved all over
the place for the Air Force because the Air Force loved my dad so much.
They wanted him to be everywhere that the Air Force was. When I
was a kid, I wanted to be just like my dad, and when
I was a new adult, I still wanted to be just like my dad.
So you know what I did. I tried out for the Air Force.
Trying out for the Air Force is much harder than it looks on TV
and in commercials. You have to take a bunch of tests. My dad
said that my aptitude was wrong for the Air Force and that's why I didn't
get in. My dad said I have a brain for the Coast Guard.
My dad says my brain was too unique for the Air Force and that I
would work well with the action on the sea. I agree with my dad,
and it wasn't for the Coast Guard. I wouldn't ever met my lady
because the Coast Guard sent me to California. I don't like California. It's
a dump compared to Hawaii. Now that I've worked for the Coast Guard for
twenty eight years, and the Coast Guard is how I ended up in Hawaii,
I never would have found this great place if it weren't for my dad.
That was such a beautiful story. Like I always say, you're the
writer in the family. I think you've been in the Coast Guard for twenty
six years, though not twenty eight. I think you did bad math.
Your dad was a great man. I wish he didn't die. I get
so annoyed whenever I come home because I always have to get out of my
car and open the garage door myself because my husband broke the garage door opener
when he was trying to fix the golf cart garage door opener. Now,
the golf cart garage opener works, but the regular car garage door opener doesn't
work. I can't drive the golf cart around town to do stuff, So
why does it matter that the golf cart garage door opener works when the car
garage door opener doesn't work. Does anyone know any good car garage door opener
repair men that are cheap. How many times do I have to tell you
the car garage door opener broke on its own? How can I break something
that I wasn't even working on. Geez, don't start with me. Has
anyone been to Angelo's Pietro for dinner? It says it's Italian Japanese? Fair
Is it Italian or Japanese? Does it taste good there? If it's Italian,
do they do pizza? And if it's Japanese do they do kariaki?
I don't like fish that much, and Japanese serves a lot of fish,
which is why I want to know if it's Italian or Japanese. It's my
birthday month and I don't want to screw it up like last time. If
you go to YouTube and search for explosions, there are so many videos of
people exploding stuff. I just watched explosions for about three hours. You gotta
try it. One guy buried a firework under a plant and blew up the
firework and the plant. People will blow up anything for YouTube. I think
YouTube is one of the best inventions from the Internet. In Hawaii, there
are all these lava rocks from the volcanoes exploding. I have about twenty of
them all over the house. Hawaii used to explode all the time. That's
what makes it in an island and what makes it so cool. Every day
I'm driving around on an old explosion. For months, Sarah and I debated
over the two karens. I continued pouring over Aloha Karen's Facebook page, and
we both continued reading Crochet Karen's blog. And the thing was, we could
trace both fish Ellen and crochet Pants back to the house, but we hadn't
been able to pin them down to a specific time, just that they had
lived there at one point or another. There are friends, and then there
are Facebook friends. Back tousore. After two days of crocheting, what's a
gal to do? Why join Facebook? Naturally, It's a long weekend and
I can finally wrap my brain around the inevitable. I figure, I've got
a few hours noodling around figuring out the settings and how to link to my
blog, ask a bunch of people to be my friends, and then Wi
La, It'll be a controlled addiction that I can walk away from any day.
Oh my god, Look how many people I can invite to be my
friend. I can literally and actually be friends with anyone. So here I
am scrolling through other people's lists of contacts, wondering who I should first offer
my timid hand and friendship. Who's who's are the who's who should be my
who's first? Those Tamas Bluss his heart a friend of my favorite swim coach
on the side of the Mississippi. He's a ginger and diners have fiery spirits
like me Chanelle. Of course, is one of the reasons that we even
join Facebook to see pictures of our extended family that we barely even know and
we don't see often enough. Phil is a no brainer, and so are
the Walms, since I've already heard about Stephen's legendary posts. George Well,
the Master of Facebook, is another no brainer. George has so many posts
that are akin to the kind of posts I would and will post on Facebook.
Once I've established myself there as the feminist yarn goddess of Illinois, then
there's all these people from my past who it's just the taps of some keys
can become the people of my present. All the lupees and eddies and marks
of the eighties and nineties can be corresponders of the now. But sometimes if
you want to be friends with someone, you have to be a Facebook friend
with them. That I suppose is about getting with the times and accepting reality.
No matter how you slice it. One of the great benefits now afforded
me is that it gives me more to do with my smartphone. Oops.
That could be a bad thing anyway. The flood gates are open and I'm
ready for the new year. Friends, here we come, Facebook. Here,
I Am Getting chicked Part two. Nothing like a trip to another place
to shake up one's orientation. Here I am back in Oregon on a sunny
Monday in November. Trip to Safeway isn't without event, much as my trip
through San Francisco yesterday and my arrival in my hometown and land of the Quackerbackers.
It seems that although we of the left were so horribly spanked on Tuesday,
the world just hurls for on its own path and were all just along
for the ride. Barf bags and all signs of bound but signs of what
you under I wonder about sitting on a plane bound for San Francisco literally teeming
with mature woman performing crochet, Well for me, crochet another across the isle
des coupaging and another I had with needle Point. I ate lunch at SFO
with an eighth grader from New York who described herself as Japanese and Vietnamese.
She goes to a boarding school just like me on Vancouver Island, unlike me,
and was explaining some of the travails of her school life. When I
woke up at three thirty a m. I sat around for a few hours
plotting my next six years of crochet and knit adventures. A few hours later,
we were at the Elks Lodge for Sunday pancake breakfast, and the goofy
guy who always serves coffee sat down beside us for a chat. I mean
goofy with the utmost of respect. He starts in on his legendary crabbing adventures
from when he lived in Seattle. I once lived in Seattle. Talk about
a small and wonderful world. I suggested that he go clamming, but he
ignored me as usual and launched into a story about surf fishing. Goofy man
always ignore powerful woman like myself. He's had bad luck. Lo and Behold,
there's a tall woman who works for the Fish and Game Department. She's
somewhat legendary and came down the beach to where he was carrying a big old
bucket of jumbo sized perch. He pleaded, next time, can I go
fishing with you? Yeah? Chicked in deed, and then on to Safeway
to buy some provisions and get the detergent for mom's new washing machine. After
I left the store, out runs the cashier guy, Miss you left your
Safeway card? Oh God, I must be back in Oregon. When we
realized we were at an impasse, Sarah started emailing pretty much anyone who would
listen to us who might have information. She started in Portland with the local
Portland High schools and then the Portland Public Library, and when that didn't work,
she headed down south to Oakland, and that's where we stumbled on a
very helpful clerk at the Oakland Public Librarries e Answers Service. Hither, I'm
doing research for a writing project and I need to find out who lived at
the address below from nineteen eighty seven to nineteen eighty one. I was unable
to find where to get that information online, and since I'm in Seattle,
I'm unable to come into the library. Can you help me? Thank you?
Sarah Stapleton. Dear Sarah and Josh, Hello, and thank you for
using the Oakland Public Library E answer service. As far as I know,
this information will not be available online. I looked in the Haines reverse directories
for Oakland to find this information. Those directories did not list the address separately
from the address. Here are the listings for those residents for nineteen eighty seven
through nineteen ninety one. Nineteen eighty seven Caldwell David Caldwell, Castle, Karen,
nineteen eighty eight, Caldwell David Caldwell, Kathleen, nineteen eighty nine,
Caldwell David Caldwell, Kathleen, nineteen ninety Caldwell David Caldwell, Kathleen nineteen ninety
one Caldwell David Caldwell, Kathleen Staller, Shock B. Staller Shock R.
Best regards, Reference Staff, Oakland Public Library. Thank you so much for
this information. Unfortunately, it seems like my interview subject has confused the timeline.
Could I possibly get the residents for the same address from nineteen seventy nine
to nineteen eighty seven, Dear Sarah and Josh. Unfortunately, the Oakland Haines
directory does not have information about the address for most of those years. I'm
not sure if the four x'es indicate that the address was unoccupied or if the
occupant managed to be unlisted somehow. Here are the listings nineteen seventy nine,
Bryce, Daryl Hirsh Elizabeth Hodge Eddie nineteen eighty Our directory is missing nineteen eighty
one, for exes nineteen eighty two, four XES, nineteen eighty three,
for XES nineteen eighty four, for ex'es nineteen eighty five, for XES nineteen
eighty six, Caldwell Kathleen, nineteen eighty seven Caldwell David Caldwell, Kathleen Karen.
Best regards reference Staff, Oakland Public Library. Hither this is Josh jumping
in Sarah's writing partner. I was wondering if you could look up that same
address but match it to these names instead, and thank you so much for
all your assistants. Dear Sarah and Josh. After receiving your last email,
I did a little more digging and did a system wide address look up on
the address, along with the additional names you provided. I was unable to
get any hits on miss. However, I did find September third, nineteen
eighty nine. Dear Mark, I've redrafted everything, including your most recent collection,
before I package them. I want to be certain you do, in
fact want to include the address of the unit. In addition to the following
names David and Joanne Caldwell first and last, held first at first and last,
Karen first, Bonnie first and last, Nicked first and last, Charles
Worthington last. I have also taken the liberty of changing my own name where
included. I strongly orge you to reconsider including any verifiable or leading information,
including local business names. I also recommend altering the dates. Anyone with a
good reputation will not move forward if there is any information included that could lead
to the ada nities of the people mentioned. You're in per our previous conversation.
I've removed the following letters, Ellen's letter regarding her mother and sister,
the updated lease, Karen's original notice to vacate, the trespassing correspondence, the
Coast Guard series. I think the homework you added is an excellent touch.
Truly, you have immersed yourself too deeply into these letters and the lives of
their writers, who have captured Ellen's essence so perfectly. I should probably be
concerned. However, alligators will surely be disquieted by your brilliance. Best regards,
Uncle Albert. PS. Unless I hear otherwise, al la Bounie move
forward with the rest