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ETB. Would fire pizza and grill
on the mall at Greece Ridge. Hear

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us talk about all the specials and
how blown away I am that every month

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they come up with specials, and
I don't want you to think it's just

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food. It's also things like a
draft of the month. That's right this

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month, it's Jenny Bach. That's
their draft of the month. On special

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you pair that up with the loaded
mash burger. I mean, come on,

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that is a perfect lunch. Loaded
mash burger halfpound burger topped with assed

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potatoes, cheddar and bacon served with
fries, and their pizza of the month.

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I've had it, It's delicious.
The Chicken French pizza also parish pretty

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well with the draft of the month, the Jenny Boch And if you're looking

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to watch the game, I know
a lot of forty nine ers fans are

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going to be heading out to bTB
over fifty TVs. Not a bad seat

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in the house. Why don't you
get yourself one of those shareballs like the

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Alfredo Chicken wings on special this month
at bTB wood Fired Pizza and Grill.

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It's so much more than wood fired
pizza. It's delectable, it's fun.

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It's bTB Woodfire Pizza and Grill in
the mall at Greece Ridge from the Mac

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of All Trade Studio in Fairport and
driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Gee Bram.

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It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for

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getting your pot on, Thanks for
telling her friend. That's how we spread

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the word about the pirate ship person
at a time, Like an old coach

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said Mark, one step, one
punch, one round. She gotta go.

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Is that a coaster? No,
it's not on one of them,

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right, everybody loves these coasts.
Yeah, I had a h A Saint

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John Fisher, former retired Saint John
Fisher Professor, was in here today and

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he goes, I think this,
and then he had a buddy with him,

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and his buddy said, my son
in law is a Lions fan,

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and he's a Lions fan. I
have a buddy who's been a Lions fans

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for as long as some people this
year became Lions fans. Mark, I

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like the bandwagon. But so he
scanned on the back of the coasters is

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the QR code and so he was
going to order a bunch and then uh,

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he my favorite one is the one
he made from me with all the

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sayings. I love that one.
I love that. You want to name

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of some of those sayings real quick
so we can all get drunk. Kevin

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the Buried entryes got Kevin made cookies
tonight and just before we came on,

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Laura said, did you make them
or did your wife make them? And

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he said, very like libly,
no, I made them. She said,

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what did you say? Proud of
you? Because he knows that I

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normally bring in the cookies. See
I I don't even want to say anything

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because I already got shipped. Well, oh bye bye, didn't do this,

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but ready, like, how many
cookies did you make? That's a

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plateful? That they're delicious? Do
you want to go I make cookies.

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I'm going to eat some too.
Yes, they're they're they're pretty good.

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Uh, shitting your brains out about
it? Hour too well, I worried.

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I said to him, there's nothing
in these? So is there like?

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And then as Mark sits down,
he goes, are the cookies everybody

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can eat? And we're like,
what does that mean? He goes weed?

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Is there weed in them? No? No, right, it was

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a question. I know it would
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No, you can't. I have
a weed cookie at home. I can

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bring it in next week. Do
you do you have a job where they

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drug test. Actually no, I'm
I'm actually well, yes, higher I

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was, but I don't hotly randomly. I'm not a I'm not a driver

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though, so I think that.
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it doesn't it doesn't matter, right, So my need little something to take

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the edge off a little. If
I if I didn't have to go on

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the bus after for the afternoon,
I would have went out drinking really was

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that bad. It's just very challenging. I'm not used to it yet,

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but it's a great But now it's
starting to get easier and easier. Yeah,

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because the kids all know me now. Yeah, because I'm there every

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day, so it's not as bad, all right. They bust your balls

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a little bit. Oh, I
used to I had a song I used

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to sing about my bus driver.
Her name was Missus Barry, and she

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was four and fat. I used
to sing, Uh, she's four feet

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I can still remember this from like
sixth grade. Four feet high, four

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feet high, two feet wide.
Where's those shades upon her eyes? She's

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my berry? Nice to sing?
Oh, do you need to mean that

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up? I was in six grades. Go for a three point six million

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because of Bill. She's my berry. There's somebody. There's somebody you get

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out for. I had my bus
drivers were I can still remember Missus Barry

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and Missus Canburn. I would assume
they're probably either in late eighties. They're

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dead. There was at Palatia.
They're dead. I don't know if anybody

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saw this, but according to Lollipop
Farm, humane law enforcement investigators were called

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to Eastman Dentel because they found Oh
yeah, this is disgusting. The bodies

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of two goats and a chicken were
found. You know darn well what it

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is. It's a sacrifice. Yes, it's more an Irenian holiday coming up.

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And I'm not being rude. I
don't know. There's some holiday coming

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up, I think And if I
mean called speed is speed Man. That's

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what it is, especially in that
area. They wrote. They said,

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yesterday morning, remains of two dismembered
goats and a chicken were found in the

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front lawn of our building at the
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The Department of Public Safety was called
immediately and the Humane Society quickly removed the

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remains. It is believed that the
animals were destroyed elsewhere. This is an

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upsetting situation, especially for our patients
and employees who are subjected to seeing it.

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It's important to note this is an
isolated incident and I have no reason

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to believe it's linked to Eastman Dentel
in any way. Somebody fucked up somebody's

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dental work. I'm gonna tell you
what I think that this is somebody putting

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over one of their door tunnels to
it U of r Yeah, anti Semitic.

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I don't. I don't. Eastman
Dentel is part of that is the

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worst thing ever. I had the
worst experience of my life there. Okay,

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it was the worst. First of
all, don't have to kill two

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goats and the chicken just a great
good point across. No, I don't

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think so, but I might.
But if I had, if I had

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access to it, I might have
done that. That's how bad it was.

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That was terrible. It's a medical
training school. What do you want.

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It's like going to the barbershop and
getting the final haircut from the haircut.

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You know, you got to know
what you're doing if you're working on

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fucking people, right, teaching teaching, So they're teaching, so this freaking

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guy totally just freaking What happened in
your mouth? Why didn't have insurance at

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the time, So that's the only
place I could go, all right,

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what was wrong with your mouth?
I needed a yeah, my patty mouth,

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I needed a root canal? Okay, and what And they did it

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and it was hot. They couldn't
even do it because that was in too

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much pain. They didn't numb you
up or anything. I don't think they

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knew how I think they did up. But this sure's how it wasn't numb?

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So what did you do? I
freaking left where wait? Wait and

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everything? They said I was done? They said you were done, right

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and you left and I left,
so I went back. Did you get

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an infection or anything? When I
went back, they said they said that

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they couldn't finish it. It wasn't
done. Nobody told me it wasn't done.

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I thought it was. So I
go back in there and they're telling

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and they told me, well,
you the doctor said that you didn't want

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to that said you didn't want to
do it anymore. I never said that,

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so pretty much they had me leave
and and it works never got done?

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So what so what state of the
kay is your mouth? And now

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I went, I have a wonderful
Dennis now took care that took care of

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everything. Yeah, what did he
say when he went in there about the

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work that he said? She said, he said that it wasn't as bad

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as I made it out to be. Yeah, I figured, because you're

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a drama queen. I'm not drama
queen. Yes, I just made it

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bad. I mean what you'm telling
you the story years, Well, that's

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fucking nasty that's nasty. That didn't
have insurance. I'm sorry. Did you

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brush and floss? Yes? I
have been to NIST. I don't never

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remember you having bad breath. I
mean that, I mean honest. I'm

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going to tell you when I left, when I left that piece of ship

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place over I Mountain Hope. Yeah, I didn't have a that's when I

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didn't really have insurance, okay,
for for a dentist. Yeah, so

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that's so it's been. It's been
that long. It's been twenty seventeen,

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to be really, to be honest, Then I got Then I got a

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friend who's a dentist. It wouldn't
take me in. Yeah, Well,

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because insurance purposes if something. But
if somebody was great for advertising, if

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something bad happened and you don't have
insurance, what's he gonna do? Well,

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can't he somehow put the insurance through? Yeah, if he wants to

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lose. Yeah, hey listen,
Mark, we can't use novakan. But

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I got a big fucking hammer right
here to knock yet. Yeah, doctors,

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it took me in my insurance.
I don't, I don't. I'm

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just saying I mean that. Yeah, Uh, Mexican il over the summer.

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They hurt so freaking bad. I
had absesss that got infected and like

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I just woke up one day what
to stay away from? No it was

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They said it was really normal.
They don't know how it happened, but

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I had to get an emergency root
canal. Yeah, it hurts so bad.

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Well, because it's your it's the
exposed root is what it is.

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So they're trying to then either they
what do they cut it? Pitch it

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off, bury it down in your
jaw? I don't know what they do.

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I don't know. So the moral
of the story is I never got

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it done. The moral of the
story, Okay, you didn't get it

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done there, but you got it
done later on. And that Dennis said

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it wasn't as bad as you made
it out to me. And I'm gonna

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tell you why. I think this
is just me thinking of Mark. Here

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I go, Mark all of a
sudden goes, all right, I really

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should get to Dennis. I'm gonna
go here. But their only trainees.

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They don't know what they're doing.
They're gonna fuck this up there gun idea

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your whole mindset. It was because
I'm sure because I didn't know. I

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thought that they had people in there
that were actually freaking professionals. There weren't

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just trainees. I didn't realize,
Oh fucking place was trainees. When you

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go to the dentists for a cleaning, you don't really see that. You

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only see the dentist for cleaning.
This isn't a root canal. R Did

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they have to clean first? Did
they clean your teeth? No, that's

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what I'm saying. The whole thing
was just weird. It was just weird.

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Well, I don't know why someone
would leave this, but it is

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a form of worship, and Santa
Ria does that where they sacrifice animals.

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I think there's all. I think
there's other religions now. A dead goat

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in two thousand and nine was left
outside the home of a New York state

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assemblyman who sponsored a bill cracking down
on inhumane dog breeding, and tied around

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this dead goat's neck was allegedly a
note written in what they called broken Spanish.

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I don't even know what that would
mean, but I guess like broken

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English, so you kind of knew
what you were running. And it was

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attributed Yeah, it was attributed to
the Central American gang MS thirteen, which

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was wreaking having on the city a
few years ago. I don't know if

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any of this is true or not, but it would be kind of scary

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to like walk in and all of
a sudden, you've got dead goats and

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a chicken and that's on purpose.
Yeah, I want to know random was

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there like a farm that said,
hey, by the way, we're missing

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two goats and a chicken, or
was it just another random coyote that got

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a hold of some stuff over there, and where are the goats? Where's

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the Goat's not that far from Genesee
Valley Park. Yeah, you think we've

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just got goats running wild in the
park. But I don't think it's against

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Eastman Dentell like you don't know?
I do because I think if it was

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just someone who's pissed off at Eastman
Dentel, are you really going to go

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and sacrifice like goats and a chicken
or you? I don't know if you

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thought that would work different of prank, Like, Yeah, I don't know.

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I've never had good I've never had
good luck there. What's been down?

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How many times did you go freaking
mob fell and messed up her teeth

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and we had to go there?
Like at midnight, and we sat there

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for six hours. Right, they
finally do it and they go to release

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her. Nobody takes her down in
a wheelchair. You're supposed to take somebody

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down a wheelchair when they can go
down to Dennis. It's the same thing.

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She was still in an emergency.
Was still in an emergency. All

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right, So that that's your bad
story. That's not my bad story.

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Gets better, Okay. So I
wheel her down and I get her in

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the car, and I take the
wheelchair and I put it and I just

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throw it right on Gritton Road.
So I kind of did the same thing

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that the sept that into a goat
orrif wheel the wheelchair wheelchairs just over all?

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Right, have you ever had anybody
try to send you a message?

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Mark like like this would be sending
a message. If I came out and

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right at my front lawn were two
dead goats and a dead chicken, I'm

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assuming someone sending me a message.
Yeah, I'm looking over Mike. You've

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had someone try to send you a
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I don't think along those lines,
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message like that, a little like
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like, hey, cut the ship, Hillman talking shit about Eastman, Dentel.

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There's got to be by the way
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everywhere now, it's so funny car
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There's no way you're getting a goat
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Security cameras do not work when you
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been done. When I'm trying to
do a root canal, they fuck it

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out. You know, this is
what Mark would be unapologetically a Karen about

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any kind of any kind of No, I think bad service of any kind.

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I just had ship. I just
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but I think they like you would
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of any kind. I didn't today
tonight, No very with Yeah, that's

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true, right, you're trying to
keep it. You worked in the yeah,

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hospitality industry. You just don't understand
how you how you bring out food

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that's burnt. And I didn't.
And I didn't eat lunch today because we

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usually get my lunch from the cafeteria
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the cafeteria so they'll flood what's offer? I gotta find out what happened with

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that one. I don't know.
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I had to go ride on the
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I ate this freaking crap because I
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it was pretty. It was crappy
stuff that took pictures and everything. Of

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course I have to send on the
mat about where you were the restaurant you

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I was taking pictures and them I
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one night. We went for dinner, nothing and one of the kids order

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the grilled cheese sandwich. One side
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side came out yellow with the butterstill
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side. But someone's time making it
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that's compartable to see before it goes
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have someone there that knows what they're
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would be the big thing. See
you understand me? Yeah? Is there

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anything unapologetically a Karen about? Is
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like, something that would piss you
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me, disrespectful to you what No, Like, what would disrespectful be talking

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down to me? Like you know
when I used to work, not with

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my business now, but when I
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if people would be like, oh, sweetie, honey, like I

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hated that. Yeah, did you
say anything? Yeah, what will happen

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to get fired? No? No, what happened when you said something?

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No, I would be like,
please, don't refer to me as that,

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like I'd be kind. But like
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board that I was on, men
or women. Men? Men? Yeah,

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yeah, like mh they really Yeah, that's a little weird. I

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still ill you. I I don't
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to a woman that wasn't in some
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do. Yeah, I was just
say someone sleep with me. I've called

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sweetie. I got you know what
though, I have I have gotten drunk

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people. I have gotten drunk and
said thanks darling. And I caught myself.

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See I gotta watch that too.
But I don't know if that's a

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bad thing or not. I think
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bunch of people, and that was
something that my grandfather used to call every

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girl Dolly. Oh that was a
nineteen fifty Oh yeah, I guess you

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used toys go Dolly Tykes, Dolly
lovely that was, and other grandfathers were

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darling, Darling. I don't know
what's an Irish thing. So I I

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have done that, but I've been
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it in any any suggestive way.
I think it's different when it's like someone

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who's seventy year older, like I
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I got away with that ship.
I think you called your mom Dolly when

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you push your at your brother's house
over the summer. We still can't get

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away with that. What do you
mean? We can't get away with ship

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like that? But if I said
Darling, that's not bad, is it?

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I have to If I said thanks
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at a bar and I go thanks
Darling, that bad, I also think

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it. Yeah, don't do that, I say, Mam and sir,

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can I can we explain how that
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one bill called me? I did? I didn't call you ship me.

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I know you called wow because somebody
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I mean, I don't know if
everybody I was texting has got to

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be due soon, you know what. I was wondering if I was going

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to get any for Valentine's Day next
week? Is it next week? I

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don't know, Wenesday next Wednesday?
All right? So that, uh,

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yeah, I was texting back and
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I was also talking to Mark's favorite
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same time as Ken. I had
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another party and I was with someone
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So we sent you a picture and
yes, you were referring to Earl and

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saying that he likes waste. But
it came out hang on, hang on.

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They wrote back something about Earl.
They wrote they made a reference to

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a sixty two year old man.
That's what the person wrote. And I

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said he didn't look he looks great, and I said he likes to and

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I did say wait, meet,
which just sounds pretty bad, and instead

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my phone turned it into shit.
I don't know how the hell that happened.

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No, I wasn't. It was
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the last time you were on and
Earl was Earl was on with us

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over the floor. I felt bad
because I actually listened back and went on

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a run the other day and I
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yeah, I feel bad for Earl. Don't feel bad for her,

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feel bad for him? Why you
wouldn't feel bad for anybody else? Yes,

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that's what I'm saying. If you
sent flowers and then we and you

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all stop right there. You can't
even keep a fucking straight face, That's

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truly couldn't. It would be kind
of funny if you did, of course,

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it would be very funny. Well, I would just go on about

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how desperate and here's Mark again,
throwing it all against the wall. See

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what could stick? Yeah, you're
right, I would. Yeah, that's

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right, that's the point made.
All right, we will, We're gonna

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take a moment when we come back. Shila Darling is going to join us.

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A Darling. Her name is Shila
Darling. Believe it or not.

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Sheila is I was looking for a
parent coaching and I'll kind of explain why.

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Uh, I'm not going to be
able to see this on Facebook or

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YouTube. Will put up the video
later because we're doing something new and my

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technological skills I spent hours today testing
this out to get our cameras through the

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zoom and all that. However,
before we go to break, I'm gonna

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throw this out there because Valentine's Day
is next weekend, and when you think

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of Valentine's Day, it's a Woodcliffe
hotel or next week excuse me, the

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Woodcliffe Hotel and Spa has you covered? Now? We have one hundred dollars

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gift card for you to use at
the restaurant toward a hotel stay or at

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their spa and their spy is really
luxurious. But you have to identify the

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four rom coms in this montage.
How about this way. I love that

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you get cold when it's seventy one
degrees. I love that it takes you

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an hour and a half the water
a sandwich. I love that you get

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a little crinkle above you know,
it's when you're looking at me like I'm

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nuts. I really feel. In
short, to recap in a slightly clear

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version, h what's David Cassidy?
In fact, while he was still with

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the Putrige family, I think I
love you. Hi, Hi, Hi

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Andy and Benjamin there, thank you
men, Thank you too. Times Dan,

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I was talking to Jessic about reincarnation. She says, you know Annie

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in another life, who's any one
who wrote it? Okay, there you

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go. Those are the four rom
coms. Five eight, five to zero,

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two to zero six eighty eight sixty
six. Thank you five eight,

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five to zero six eighty eight sixty
six. The first person to text or

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call identifying all four movies correctly,
we'll get the one hundred dollars gift card

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to the Woodcliffe Hotel and Spot.
I think I got there. I think

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so too. Do you know any
mark? I would have to hear it

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again. I know the last fine
again? Yeah? Okay, all right,

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we'll find out if these guys got
it, and we will talk to

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Shila Darling. Next Cobblestone on Maine, where a cocktail is artistry in a

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glass and they have a great craft
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walk into Cobblestone on Maine on a
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their upscale bar, you take a
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and you're gonna get artistry in a
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from the shareables to the entrees,
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Main Street in the village of Webster, Back of All Trades. The name

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says it all tonight for two shows
Friday February ninth and tomorrow Saturday, February

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tenth. For two shows is Saturday
Night Lives Andrew Dispute and Martin Short.

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I love Martin Short. He's like
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And I was recently the victim of
like one of the most devastating Martin

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Short insults ever. He was hosting
the show and he came up to me

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while we were blocking a sketch and
he goes, Andrew, I love you

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on the show. You remind me
of my dear friend, a young Tom

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Hanks, and I was like,
oh my god, that's so nice.

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Thank you so much. Martin Short, he goes just a totally average man.

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Andrew Dspute's from Saturday Night Live at
Comedy at the Carlson Lock your tickets

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down at Carlsoncomedy dot com. I'm
going I'm doing the summer theaters, nor

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so you sold. Nothing really go
away driving me crazy. I don't need

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somebody, somebody, somebody. I
don't know if this song is appropriate or

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not, but it's Valentine's Day coming
up, so if you're hurting in some

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way, I only play that because
Sheila Darling's coming on. I called Shila

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earlier in the week because I was
reading stories about kids and cps and parents

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and and all this, and I
thought, I keep thinking, Sheila often

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that everybody in life would be better
if they had a coach. So,

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just on a whim, simply on
an inspiration, I looked for parent coaches

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and you came up, and I
called and you answered. And I don't

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know if I'm way off base,
but sometimes I feel like, if they're

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you know, everybody, what do
they always say? Being a parent doesn't

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come with a manual. But yet
at the same time, it's almost as

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though we're too proud to say I
don't know how to do it, so

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I'm going to ask for help.
Well, my parents didn't get any help,

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you know what I mean that that
sort of thing, So why don't

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we just start there? In terms
of parent coaching, what do you offer

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people? I offer people to look
into why they parent the way they do,

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okay, and where that comes from, and tools to parent the way

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they want to. Okay. So
when you say tools to parent the way

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they want to, what are you
saying? Like, I want to be

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kind of the parent that is listening
and being heard, but not one that's

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all of a sudden yelling, right. I think we all wind up yelling

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a lot. Would that being right? Right? Well, I'm a recovering

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screamer myself, okay, and so
I know what it feels like after you

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scream at your children. I can
remember thinking when I'm screaming, it's different

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because I love them and nobody else
better scream at my kid, right,

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But when I do it, I
know that it's I used to tell myself

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it was coming from this place of
love, which is a bunch of crap,

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right. It was coming from a
place of not being able to manage

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my emotions. Yes, So when
people come for parent coaching, usually it's

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because there's a crisis, right,
Yeah, so like we're at our last

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straw here, and often it will
begin with them looking for a coach for

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their child to change the child's behavior
so that the parent then is more comfortable

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raising that child. So we look
at it as what if your child's fine,

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right, and we need to parent
your child individually, right, if

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you have more than one child,
right, this worked for my other kids,

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why wasn't it working for this kid? So usually there's a crisis first.

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For many, many years, I
had the great pleasure of working in

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a local pediatricians office where every new
parent got a parent coach. Really and

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yes, for the first five years. Who was that That program was called

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Healthy Steps for Young Children. It's
a national program and it was through Lifetime

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Health. Okay. And so these
kids that I worked with are now going

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off to college, which is super
fun, and I'm still in touch with

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a lot of their parents, So
that's great. But that's very rare that

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parents get that help right in the
beginning. And that kind of help was

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about what what is your the family
you grew up in, right, what

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did you love about the way you
were parented? What did you not like

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about the way you were parented?
How do you what do you see yourself

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as a parent. I think no
nobody asks you that kind of stuff.

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No, nobody does. I think
everybody in my family went do exactly the

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opposite of what they did. It's
like, I think we either have that

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mindset, yeah, or we have
the mindset I turned out Okay, so

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I'm going to do what my parents
did, right. Yeah, Well,

406
00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:37,960
Laura, how old are your kids? My kids are six and eight,

407
00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:42,480
two little boys. They're very different, and my youngest is actually in therapy.

408
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,480
He does play therapy every other week. Because I'll tell you what,

409
00:29:48,039 --> 00:29:51,240
I have kids that are in their
twenties. One is a senior in college,

410
00:29:51,519 --> 00:29:55,279
and I have my youngest is thirteen. Some of these guys, though,

411
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:59,759
they like one guy's got get so
angry about everything. So at this

412
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:03,079
point I just listen. I don't
say anything. I just listen and let

413
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,519
him kind of vent it out.
But I'm always like, man, we

414
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,440
got to figure some new channel here, yeah, some new tactics, because

415
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,680
I think at some point this is
going to become more problematic as life goes

416
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,599
on, and I don't. I
don't want to say the wrong thing.

417
00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:22,000
But my gut thing, Sheila,
is to say, cut the ship,

418
00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:26,640
figured it out, cut the ship. Grow up? Yeah, how are

419
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,680
you going? How are you going
to learn in the world? Right?

420
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,480
Because but nobody wants to I wouldn't
want to hear that if I were him,

421
00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:37,839
so I don't say it. Right. How old is he? Twenty

422
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,440
one? Twenty one? So when
he's angry, though, do you think

423
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,359
it's a reflection of you and your
relationship or do you just think he's an

424
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,960
angry kind of kid. Oh,
I think he had great lessons in how

425
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,400
to be an how to be angry. I mean, I can't. That's

426
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,559
part of the reason I just kind
of go, oh, I'll just be

427
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,440
quiet, let you you know.
I figure, I'll let your vent right.

428
00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:06,599
Maybe that'll help get it out.
And then I'll try to say some

429
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,240
things like go for the better feeling
thought is always my thing, Go for

430
00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:14,240
the better feeling thought, find something. And I said, I'm not a

431
00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:17,119
big fan of when people say to
me, think positively. You got to

432
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,880
think positive, you gotta feel better. How do you do that? But

433
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,119
what you can do is I can
go from despair to anger and move my

434
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,000
way up the emotional scale. Anger
is a little bit better, and this

435
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:30,720
is a little bit better. And
let's just go for the better feeling thought,

436
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:36,079
and slowly you can kind of pull
yourself out of it. Is I

437
00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:41,319
always think that's the real It sounds
like you've had some coaching, but yeah,

438
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,839
that a lot of people don't understand
what that means. Go for the

439
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:48,559
better feeling thought. What you're actually
saying is that your feeling, your emotional

440
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,720
state comes from your thought, perception, and belief about things, not from

441
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:56,240
the thing that's actually happening. That's
right. Well, you know what's funny

442
00:31:56,319 --> 00:32:01,079
is I read your website. The
headline is get ready to take control of

443
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:07,160
your mind to create the life you
desire. And I am such a believer

444
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:13,000
that our thoughts become things, and
our feelings are our thoughts, and how

445
00:32:13,079 --> 00:32:16,599
we feel can direct and sometimes and
I'll even ask Mark, I mean,

446
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:21,920
I think there's sometimes you have a
day and you get up and you stub

447
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,200
your toe, and then you go
into the kitchen and you drop your coffee

448
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:29,400
mug and it shatters on the floor
and you and then that momentum starts going

449
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,720
and you're mf and things and down
and down, and it just becomes a

450
00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:36,759
train. And if you can stop
and just laugh at it, clean it

451
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,759
up, and step back and go, I might need a reset here.

452
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:44,480
It's almost like you can almost redirect
immediately, but you got to catch it

453
00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:50,960
early. You have to practice that
over and over because catching it in the

454
00:32:51,079 --> 00:32:57,960
moment requires knowing that it's happening.
Yeah, and oftentimes what happens is when

455
00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:05,240
that spiral starts, something called an
amygdala hijack happens. And that's when you're

456
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,880
a magdala is your primitive brain.
Oh I thought it was a flight,

457
00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:13,759
it was a new airline. No, I thought it was a new airline.

458
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:16,640
No, it's it's your fight or
flight response. And once you're in

459
00:33:16,839 --> 00:33:22,119
that, there's no logical reasoning.
That's why when a child is angry or

460
00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:28,759
screaming or throwing things or saying I
hate you, you can't reason with them.

461
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:34,640
No. Well, Mark works with
kids on a daily basis. He's

462
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:38,440
lunch monitor, bust monitor, rights
attention and lunch monitor. Yeah, and

463
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:43,200
kids scream or yell or lose your
mind. Yeah, I mean you're these

464
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,720
are other people's kids. You have
to you know, So you got to

465
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:52,480
kind of have to be a little
more very calm, very and I never

466
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:54,640
thought I'd ever be able to keep
my cool. I can totally keep my

467
00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:58,720
cool the whole time. Yeah,
well you have to. Somebody's going to

468
00:33:58,759 --> 00:34:04,319
be the voice of reason in there. But yeah, so much. I

469
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,119
was going to say, it's so
much easier with other people's kids, right,

470
00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:12,360
because they're other people's kids, and
we have this boundary of we don't

471
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,400
scream, bloody, murder and swear
at other people's kids. We don't spank

472
00:34:15,519 --> 00:34:19,719
them, we don't threaten them.
Well, as a bus monitor, you

473
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,239
might threaten them, but you know, even the lunch monitor, you might

474
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:28,440
threaten them. With our day,
with our own kids, we kind of

475
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:32,719
lose that that one thing that will
stop us from going over the edge with

476
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:37,239
them. Right, So, when
you were talking about your son being angry,

477
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,599
there's there's one thing I love to
say. When someone is telling us

478
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:45,880
something, someone we love, especially
telling us something or very upset, our

479
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,039
initial response is to fix it,
right, make them feel better in the

480
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:53,440
moment, But I love to ask
the question, did you just want to

481
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:58,880
vent or did you want my advice
or feedback? Right? It gives you

482
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:04,400
pause to not fix in the moment, and it helps the child or a

483
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:09,800
spouse or a partner. It gives
permission for you to give your advice right,

484
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:13,400
rather than you just saying I know
better than you, so this is

485
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,159
what I would do or this is
what you should do. That's funny because

486
00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:17,880
I've even done that with my kid. I'll say to him, do you

487
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,000
want to hear what I have to
say? Or do you just want to

488
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:27,239
go on? And then sometimes I'll
say yeah, but yeah, it's well,

489
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,079
I always think, and I've never
had anybody say that to me,

490
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:34,880
but I think I've been where you
are or he is right, and I

491
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:39,239
don't want someone coming at me with
a million fix it type things that I

492
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,679
don't want to hear it. So
I'll just let you go and then see

493
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:47,320
if you're asking me a question,
I'll answer. But otherwise, you know,

494
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,320
I don't want to do that.
But do you also do adult coaching?

495
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:58,920
Are you a life coach? I
am a life coach. Huh yeah,

496
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:02,320
But I'm telling you so as a
life coach, how do people So

497
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:09,039
people just find you via your website, mostly through referral. I used to

498
00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:14,239
be a therapist and I switched to
life coaching. What's the difference? Why

499
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:20,320
are you based out of right now? I just work virtually, okay,

500
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:25,079
But when i'm what is the difference, what's the difference between life coaching and

501
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:31,440
therapy? So a therapist has at
least a master's degree, a state license,

502
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,320
okay, that kind of thing.
And a coach is someone who may

503
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:43,039
or may not be certified as a
life coach. Oh okay, So you

504
00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,280
know, anyone can generally call themselves
a life coach. It's up to the

505
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:51,079
consumer really to do your due chill
diligence and find someone that you match with

506
00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:54,360
and you know that you trust,
who has some some kind of background or

507
00:36:54,440 --> 00:37:00,079
credentials. But when you talk about
what's the difference between therapy and coaching,

508
00:37:01,559 --> 00:37:07,599
coaching is much more interactive and it's
more of a partnership, and it's more

509
00:37:09,039 --> 00:37:13,000
future based. I would say,
like, where is it that you want

510
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:15,480
to be? What is it that
you want to be doing and feeling and

511
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:20,800
thinking? And therapy not? Well, I kind of combine them because I

512
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,320
do do some historical things, some
healing of history. I do a lot

513
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:29,519
of trauma work as well, so
but I have all of that experience,

514
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:36,199
right, So yes, I work
with with general people. I saw I'm

515
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,880
sure you saw my website that I
do life transition coaching, and you know

516
00:37:40,039 --> 00:37:45,760
that's very generalized because we're always going
through a transition, right, I didn't

517
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:51,000
see that life transition. I would
think of death. I would ah,

518
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,320
that's the final transition, isn't it. I always think I do. If

519
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,440
someone said, I don't think of
it as death, I just think you're

520
00:37:57,679 --> 00:38:07,159
going somewhere else. Yeah, transitioning, Yes, divorce, Sheila. I

521
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,840
I own a business I do in
home organizing, and I actually work with

522
00:38:12,079 --> 00:38:17,400
a couple of different life coaches in
Rochester that have referred me to clients and

523
00:38:17,519 --> 00:38:23,400
then also along the line of being
the parenting working with stressed out parents and

524
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:29,840
everything. So I totally get where
you're coming from in terms of it because

525
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:34,239
I really work alongside a lot of
therapists, the life coaches and all of

526
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,199
that. So I think what you
do is awesome. Not everyone understands it,

527
00:38:38,639 --> 00:38:42,280
but I totally get it. I
have a business coach for myself and

528
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:47,280
she helps a ton, so yeah, yeah, well, I think everybody

529
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,159
needs a coach that that. That's
my thing. I've been I've been seeing

530
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:52,800
that more and more and I always
think sometimes you can find people who are

531
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,880
in the same business as you that
can kind of guide you and show you

532
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,400
the way. Other times she just
needs somebody. But I would think as

533
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:06,039
a life coach, I wouldn't want
just anybody. So I think I think

534
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:12,719
just what I would refer to what
you mean is is more of a mentor

535
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,760
someone who's doing the same thing you're
doing, but is like a step ahead.

536
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:23,360
Seriously, a psychiatrist that's my life, that's my life coach that well,

537
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:25,880
well, I haven't taken my life, so obviously he's doing something.

538
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,119
Right. You still go oh,
I always gone okay, yeah, all

539
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:35,000
right, good, very good.
The life coaching, though, I think,

540
00:39:35,079 --> 00:39:42,280
is when did that it's become a
more and more popular Today it is

541
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:49,800
much more popular. It's it's more
of a collaborative effort between the client and

542
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,360
the coach. And you can get
one coach that can help you with business

543
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,719
and parenting in your own life,
or you can get separate coaches for different

544
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:05,360
things. And it's really all about
the relationship and someone who either has been

545
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,960
there or has some insight into helping
you with where you're at. Okay,

546
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:15,639
And would you also do like if
someone's coming to you for life coaching and

547
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:21,039
they they're talking about life. So
it would almost be some sessions therapeutic in

548
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:27,280
a way. I would say that
what I do is aligned with therapeutic.

549
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,800
Yeah, and we go through all
different areas of life, you know,

550
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:40,280
we do relationships, finances, careers, spirituality, yeah, everything health.

551
00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:45,199
Yeah that's a uh. I kind
of like this, I might have to

552
00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:49,199
sign up for a session. I
believe, believe me, I need a

553
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,559
lighting that I need something keeping that
he'll take care of you. No,

554
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:57,199
no, they keep you on track. Well, that's the thing, is

555
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,920
like motivated. A coach always,
that's right, A w always keeps you

556
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:06,360
on task or on track or where
you're going or kind of that same.

557
00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:09,039
I always think like you're doing things
for the satisfaction of doing them. But

558
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:12,480
there are days you just don't want
to. But if you had somebody that

559
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:15,960
you were sort of accountable to or
you're going to have to answer to in

560
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:20,559
a couple of days, I think
the procrastination falls by the wayside. I

561
00:41:20,639 --> 00:41:24,159
think you get more stuff done,
you probably reach goals, maybe even faster,

562
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,880
and you just start to feel better. And then that's a whole momentum

563
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,559
that just gets going. It absolutely
is. And what I really try to

564
00:41:32,599 --> 00:41:38,679
work with people on is to be
your own accountability partner, right because every

565
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,599
you know, our actions come from
our emotional state, and if we're feeling

566
00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:45,320
crappy, we're not going to do
anything right, We're going to procrastinate.

567
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:51,880
But we tend to blame what's going
on around us for how we feel.

568
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,440
Yeah, and like you said before, it's not it's what you think about

569
00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:59,559
what's going on around you. I
had this great example because when you first

570
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:02,679
called me, Phil, you were
talking about reading an article about child abuse,

571
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,800
right, I was, so I
really thought about this, and I

572
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,199
have this example I give people which
really demonstrates how that whole mindset works.

573
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,280
Okay, so if you have a
child who's acting out, So think about

574
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:21,360
the most frustrating time with one of
your kids, right, like they're having

575
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,400
a temper tantrum, or they're spitting
at you, or you know, whatever

576
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:30,400
they're doing, and then imagine there's
ten different parents with that same exact situation.

577
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,599
They're not all going to smack the
kid on the butt, right.

578
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,400
Some are going to scream, some
are going to sit down and try to

579
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,559
talk, some are going to spank
some are going to put him in time

580
00:42:40,639 --> 00:42:45,920
out right, So it has nothing
to do with what the kid did.

581
00:42:45,039 --> 00:42:50,880
What the kid was doing was totally
neutral until you decide to make it mean

582
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:53,400
something. Right, the kid is
a bread the kid's over tired, he's

583
00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:58,239
hungry, he's not listening. I've
said this eight thousand times. I'm tired.

584
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,280
All of that determines how you feel, and that determines what you do.

585
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,440
You get that whole, Yeah,
I do. And I always think

586
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:13,400
like it's a funny thing. Other
people's opinions of you or none of your

587
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,719
business is something I say often,
but I go it's one of those things

588
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:21,239
that's so easy to say and so
hard to actually act on, and that

589
00:43:21,559 --> 00:43:25,199
sometimes, you know, we let
other people's emotions affect us, even the

590
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:30,280
kid. But if you could just
stay where you are, up high and

591
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,960
positive and let the kid and really
maybe see it for what it is.

592
00:43:34,039 --> 00:43:36,800
I don't know, maybe it is
a hungry or tired child. Try to

593
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,960
soothe the kid, but I would
try to keep myself now. But I'm

594
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,639
also speaking as an older guy.
I mean I when my kids were a

595
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:47,480
little I was yelling and screaming,
you know, so in the moment in

596
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:52,280
the moment, you know, we
don't want to help, like we don't

597
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,639
want to have like all this toxic
positivity. Okay, my life is great.

598
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,239
I don't need to yell at my
kid because that sit doesn't work,

599
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,679
right. Yeah, No, No, what we want to do is say,

600
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:07,519
I feel so pissed right now,
I want to do something to my

601
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:13,239
child. Yeah, but have the
awareness in that moment that it's not because

602
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,800
the kid did something. Is because
I am angry because I can't manage my

603
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:22,239
own emotions. Right, I'm angry
because I'm thinking something about this kid,

604
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,079
not because of what the kid is
doing. And taking accountability and responsibility for

605
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:30,400
yourself and how you're showing up.
That's the magic piece. I say this

606
00:44:31,159 --> 00:44:35,239
again often, and it's another one
of these things, like I almost believe

607
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:42,679
the real work in life is to
always feel good. That's the real work.

608
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,079
You should always be trying to feel
good. I think all this stuff,

609
00:44:45,159 --> 00:44:50,079
all this sacrifice and pain, I
think that's a bunch of bullshit.

610
00:44:50,519 --> 00:44:54,519
And I think that the idea when
you die, I think all resistance is

611
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:59,400
gone. It's bliss, it's heaven. It's heaven for everybody. There isn't

612
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,599
any other thing and I think you
could have it here if you just stayed,

613
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,079
if you just keep going. But
it's hard. It's hard in the

614
00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:10,000
human condition. We've been conditioned,
we've been told things and conditioned along the

615
00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:15,119
way, and I don't know.
To me, that feels like the real

616
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:21,880
work of life is trying trying to
always stay. I want to say,

617
00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:24,639
I guess positive, but always going
for the better feeling thought, always going

618
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:30,599
trying to stay in you know,
in the forward thinking, the optimist is

619
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:37,559
actually more successful than the pessimist by
scientific study. If I had you been

620
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:40,159
coaching, yeah, I was doing
a coaching session with you right now,

621
00:45:40,559 --> 00:45:45,559
and I asked you the question,
what percentage of time in your life should

622
00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:49,599
you be in a positive emotional state, you would say a hundred No,

623
00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:54,679
I wouldn't because I think that you
need the contrast. Yes, okay,

624
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,079
I do believe you need the contrast, and that so you're not going to

625
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:04,039
stay. But because we're always we
want stuff in life because we believe,

626
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,760
you know, it's going to make
us feel better for having it or or

627
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,480
getting it or gaining it. But
I think that no, so you need

628
00:46:08,559 --> 00:46:12,840
the contrast. But I think instead
of letting it suck, you down.

629
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,960
You got to find a way to
try to stay above it. So I

630
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:19,800
have an easy way, an easy
way. Okay. So the actual answer

631
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,199
to my question, did you hear
what I said? I said, weed

632
00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:30,639
gummies, gummies? Okay, you
know that might work for short term.

633
00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:31,599
I have a long term one,
all right. It was a long term

634
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:35,679
one, okay. So when I
asked the question, what percentage of time

635
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,840
should you be in a positive emotion? The answer is fifty. It's fifty

636
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,840
because that's what balance is, right. I mean, you don't want to

637
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,159
be happy when someone breaks a leg. You don't want to be happy if

638
00:46:47,159 --> 00:46:50,639
someone loses their JP, right,
that kind of thing. You want to

639
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:55,000
be able to experience the full gamut
of the human experience, which is all

640
00:46:55,199 --> 00:47:00,079
of the emotions. That's what makes
us human. Right, when we believe

641
00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:05,719
we're supposed to be happy. More
than that, what happens is when we're

642
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,800
not, we get stuck in that
because our subconscious says, I'm supposed to

643
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,480
this isn't supposed to be happening.
It isn't supposed to happen, So it

644
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,280
happens for longer, like your story
about the coffee and everything else, right,

645
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:21,880
Right, So when you're in a
negative emotion, simply say to yourself,

646
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,360
Ah, there you are. This
is part of my fifty percent.

647
00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:30,000
Yeah, nothing lasts, No,
this too shall pass. Nothing lasts.

648
00:47:30,119 --> 00:47:37,559
Cookies are really good. Kevi brought
in cookies and so everybody's eating cookies.

649
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:42,280
Fifty percent of happiness is right now. No, But I'm a big believer

650
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,920
in this stuff with your mind and
that you can fix things. Uh,

651
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,760
and you've got to just stay hot. But it's hard at times, it's

652
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,800
very hard. And so you're you're
right. I think the fifty percent because

653
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,199
it also then you're not feeling bad
when you're in a bad state, like

654
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,760
I should be happy, but I'm
not, which only makes things worse,

655
00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:00,559
and so you wind up beating yourself
up. And I think a lot of

656
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:04,199
times, yes, you know,
when it gets to that point, take

657
00:48:04,199 --> 00:48:07,480
a nap, you know what I
mean, turn it off for a gummy

658
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:12,320
or a gummy. That's it.
That's It's like Jimmy Buffett's new song,

659
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,239
My gummy just kicked in, right. I love it well. She husband.

660
00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:20,920
My husband bought me a wine glass
once that said wine is cheaper than

661
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,880
therapy, which may be true,
but it's not long lasting. I'll sell

662
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:29,679
you this. It depends on what
you're drinking. No thunderbird, no thunderbird.

663
00:48:30,519 --> 00:48:31,920
Well she ol. This has been
nice. Thank you. I would

664
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,480
love to have you on again at
some point to talk, uh, just

665
00:48:36,639 --> 00:48:40,519
kind of along these things. When
you know keeping the mind and how powerful

666
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:45,679
that is and how you control your
life. It's a play. You're writing

667
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,639
it. How do you you know? How do you want it to go?

668
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,519
Absolutely? Absolutely? You get to
write all the whole story, right,

669
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,039
I'd love to come on again.
It was great talking to all of

670
00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:55,320
you. All right, Well,
thank you. Nice talking to you too.

671
00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:00,760
All right, bye? Right,
And I think if Danny was my

672
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:06,719
life coach, I'd probably take the
bridge. It is funny that Danny's a

673
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,920
life coach. No, oh yeah, Danny was a life coach. I

674
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:15,119
would take the bridge. Why would
you take the bridge? Now? But

675
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,880
wait, but she said that anybody
could be a life coach. So Mark

676
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,840
would be hang on a second,
hang on a second. I would come

677
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,280
to you with a problem. I
would go to Mark before I would command.

678
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,360
I would come to you with a
problem, and I'm gonna tell you

679
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,679
where. You hand me a shot
of something to cure my problem real quick.

680
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,119
I would be here would be my
Jesus, here are my only fear

681
00:49:34,159 --> 00:49:37,079
of coming to you with a problem. Yeah, that you would tell somebody

682
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:40,039
else. I don't do that.
You say that all the time, but

683
00:49:40,159 --> 00:49:47,159
you know I left the fucking drama
freaking a year ago. I don't If

684
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:51,039
someone tells you something, I don't
see a freaking word. And we can

685
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:55,559
go right back to my we can
go right back to the whole thing we've

686
00:49:55,599 --> 00:50:00,119
talked about, you know, stuff
like that. I've never told you.

687
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,199
I've never told you. You know, I've never told Matt. Oh right

688
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,039
right right right right right right right
right right right there, all right.

689
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,199
But I'm just saying if I had
a real like, if I had a

690
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:14,719
problem, I would And here's why, because Mark is sensitive and would listen.

691
00:50:15,039 --> 00:50:17,679
No, you would listen, and
you would be empathetic, and he

692
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:21,400
would follow up. You would later
on just go, hey, how's it

693
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,039
going. I you know I've been
thinking, And you'd even give advice.

694
00:50:23,679 --> 00:50:28,039
Yes, and in somebody else's business. I don't know why, see you

695
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,239
you're going back to years ago the
way I used to know. I think

696
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:35,199
even then I would have come to
you. Seriously, You've always been that

697
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,320
you're softy underneath it all kind of
you are you are all right? We'll

698
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:44,039
take a moment when we come back. I've got a whole bunch of things

699
00:50:44,079 --> 00:50:49,920
to get to, including somebody is
the swimsuit rookie of the year. I

700
00:50:50,119 --> 00:50:57,280
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Law. It's for you, Mark
Lit'll be Keith Urban whoa this isn't worse

729
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:15,039
sung it? No, I'm saying
it's a good song, but out of

730
00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:19,239
the one I don't know. I
don't know his songs behinden me and covered

731
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:25,039
my eyes and whispered in my ear
gifts who I would purposely say the wrong

732
00:53:25,159 --> 00:53:32,400
name? Paull along, I knowew
who it was? You and be love

733
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:39,199
who it taunted? All we laughed
and wondered why we didn't last. I

734
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:44,760
want to get to the chorus man
time later. I don't know the song.

735
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:55,599
Baby it caut a brew fast to
deal with this goal? Oh your

736
00:53:55,639 --> 00:54:06,360
banker? Okay, all shirt?
Now, let me ask you it is

737
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,440
kind of sexy when a chick comes
out just in one of your shirts,

738
00:54:08,519 --> 00:54:14,079
right, yeah, yeah, you
can't weigh in on this. Why would

739
00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:16,559
you? Why would that be sexy
to you? Chick come out wearing one

740
00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:22,639
of her shirts? What is wrong
with fantasy? No, it's like how

741
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:28,360
to wear a guy's shirt. You
hear a woman like smells like the guy,

742
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,559
and yeah, yeah, what if
he comes and wear one of your

743
00:54:30,639 --> 00:54:35,639
shirts? Well, then we have
guys who are a little bigger than me,

744
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:42,199
So that'd be weird. That would
be weirdy. The other side here,

745
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,039
it would be weird too. And
does Marianne ever put on one of

746
00:54:45,079 --> 00:54:47,840
your shirts or anything? No?
Do you ever put on one of hers?

747
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,000
All right, so there's a there
is a new Swimsuit sixtieth anniversary.

748
00:54:57,079 --> 00:54:59,719
By the way, I thought they
went out of business Sports Illustrations. They

749
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,519
were keeping the Swimsuit issue. I
think is the only thing they're gonna print.

750
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:09,480
Okay, so the Swimsuit issue,
the sixtieth anniversary issue has somebody as

751
00:55:09,519 --> 00:55:22,320
their twenty twenty four rookie get ready
for Brittany Mahome. I like to see

752
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,599
that. Actually, well, go
on Instagram. You can see a whole

753
00:55:23,679 --> 00:55:28,239
video and stuff. And I mean, without trying to sound too creepy,

754
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,440
she looks pretty good. But she
is a good looking girl. She's an

755
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:35,599
idiot, though, It just why
are you making it? Really? Yeah?

756
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,159
Why is it with women. Now
she just irks you. You're not

757
00:55:39,199 --> 00:55:44,800
gonna do anything. Oh. I
just feel like she because I remember seeing

758
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,760
a woman once and I went,
oh, I just saw so and so.

759
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,679
Yeah. Really, well, everybody
hates Taylor. I loving girls hate

760
00:55:50,679 --> 00:55:53,360
Taylor Sweft, which makes no sense, which makes no sense to me.

761
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:58,159
I don't know hate. Oh,
she gets seal all the time, which

762
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,039
makes no sense. And this is
the same girls that you know women.

763
00:56:00,519 --> 00:56:04,199
Yeah, and all of a sudden, girl for you know Zone Empire well

764
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:09,719
on her term talking about Empire.
Brittany mahomes Uh is the owner of the

765
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:15,239
Kansas City Current. I think that's
the National Women's Soccer League team, which

766
00:56:15,679 --> 00:56:22,360
I think I think if you watched
Quarterbacks, I think Patrick says he bought

767
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:27,920
her. The I was gonna say, but it's not like her. I

768
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,239
think Patrick says he bought it.
I think he said it that way in

769
00:56:30,639 --> 00:56:35,679
the in the Quarterbacks he say in
his muppet voice. Uh, that's the

770
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,960
only voice he has. She's a
former pro athlete, did she play professional

771
00:56:39,039 --> 00:56:45,159
soccer? Now wife mother, Brittany
emerges as the epitome of a modern day

772
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:51,360
powerhouse. Founder of the world's first
ever dedicated stadium for women's sports. Brittany's

773
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:55,239
journey has surpassed all expectations, inspiring
others with their tenacity and the unkneelding determination.

774
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:59,679
Proud to welcome her to the SI
team. See this is where josh

775
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,480
Elle is better than Mahomes in one
thing. Yeah, finally has one thing

776
00:57:02,559 --> 00:57:07,000
over Mahomes. What's he got rid
of his annoying Brittany and he's dating a

777
00:57:07,079 --> 00:57:14,119
movie star now. Now, it's
gotta be tough for some women to sit

778
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,440
this in the back seat, especially
like they were high school sweethearts. You've

779
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:22,280
been there all the way, through
all the accolades, everything, and now

780
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,360
you're being asked to take sort of
a back seat. But I don't know

781
00:57:25,519 --> 00:57:29,239
that she had the Britain Mahomes thing
going on too. She was annoying,

782
00:57:29,239 --> 00:57:30,559
and I guess she was, really
she was. Didn't she get like scolded

783
00:57:30,639 --> 00:57:34,880
by the stadium or something by the
Kansas City chiefs told her to sit down

784
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,559
and shut up or something. I
know someone whose family lives in Kansas City,

785
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,480
and I was talking to her the
other day and she was like,

786
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:46,280
the entire city hates the Mahomes family, Like really, yes, they hate

787
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:52,559
Jackson Mahomes who's annoying just as well. They hate Brittany. They just her

788
00:57:52,679 --> 00:57:55,800
whole family is in Kansas City.
She goes to my gym, and she

789
00:57:57,079 --> 00:58:00,039
was just saying that if you're like
out and about and they show up,

790
00:58:00,119 --> 00:58:04,760
people will leave because they do not
want to be bothered the Mahomes family,

791
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:09,519
that they are so obnoxious and rude. And just see, Josh Allen has

792
00:58:09,559 --> 00:58:14,480
another thing over Mahomes. He is
a good family. Yeah, but so

793
00:58:14,639 --> 00:58:19,119
what are we thinking, like somewhat
entitled, entitled? Yeah, absolutely entitled.

794
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,320
I think that they run that SETI
just because I do. Yeah,

795
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:27,800
but Patrick doesn't act that way.
He's a Doude's true color doesn't act.

796
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,280
It's true colors are coming out,
Like what give me? What about Josh

797
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:36,079
Allen's best friend? I know,
but I don't see him that way.

798
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,960
I don't. I don't get that
from him. I don't know. He

799
00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:42,679
comes from humble beginnings. His dad
just got a third d w Y.

800
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,679
See. The funny The funny thing
is four or five years ago when the

801
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,840
Chiefs were just starting. Oh,
Patrick Mahons, it's the same thing.

802
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:54,159
That's it's Tom Brady Center. They
just keep winning, you know, but

803
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:59,119
hang on second, he's a jerk, he's a cheater. That may be

804
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,079
with Mahome, but the family stuff, I mean, we know that.

805
00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:07,559
We never well, we did see
Giselle when she said Tom can't throw it

806
00:59:07,599 --> 00:59:12,960
and catch it too. But that's
one time somebody stuck a camera in her

807
00:59:13,039 --> 00:59:17,400
face. It's almost like Britney mahone. Didn't she throw on the crowd?

808
00:59:19,039 --> 00:59:23,039
They say she's spray champagne all over, Like, didn't she want to throw

809
00:59:23,079 --> 00:59:27,320
a drink? Though? I thought
she got the panther? I know that,

810
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,039
but I thought there was also a
time she did something to anyway.

811
00:59:30,119 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah, but Giselle was I didn't
think was money before time. But I

812
00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:37,039
didn't think she wasn't money before Patrick. By the way, if I was

813
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:40,159
playing quarterback, the person I'm with
goes she can't throw it and catch it

814
00:59:40,239 --> 00:59:44,320
too. I appreciate that. Baby. I'm okay, that's all right.

815
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,920
I'm not going to get all upset. I just want to see the sixtieth

816
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:53,119
anniversary issue of s I. We'll
go sometimes from the sixties back. Sometimes

817
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:57,880
sometimes he's done by their knees,
sometimes not all of them. Don't don't

818
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,760
be don't be distant like that.
Doug will be very upset. The I

819
01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:06,079
think some of the women they should
bring back, well now they do older

820
01:00:06,119 --> 01:00:09,079
women. I think they had a
woman in her sixties last time, and

821
01:00:09,719 --> 01:00:14,360
somebody who was a well Kathy Ireland
has got to be close to her sixties

822
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,599
and that was yeah, that was
my first true love right there, Kathy

823
01:00:16,639 --> 01:00:20,719
Ireland, absolutely all right, you
have to tell me what this sound is.

824
01:00:21,519 --> 01:00:37,760
Can you tell me what this sound
is? Ready? Sorry? So

825
01:00:37,119 --> 01:00:44,920
something jerking off underwater. It's like
gurgled Phil Sherman's stomach before six that picture

826
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:52,519
swimsuit pictures. Uh, it is
exactly what you're saying. It's the black

827
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:59,280
drumfish having sex underwater. People in
Tampa were being woken up by this sound

828
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,119
coming off like because you know,
it's sort of the Gulf of Mexico,

829
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:06,639
so people were it's a little still
in the water, so they were very

830
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,719
concerned. They were asking somebody had
to go fund me to try to raise

831
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:14,079
money to find out what was happening. Was it? They didn't know?

832
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,320
And then some scientists came out and
said, no, it's the black drum

833
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:22,199
fish. This is a black drumfish
having sex. But to your point,

834
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:31,239
it outs like someone jerking off underwater. That's a good yeah. Now have

835
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:35,920
you ever have I ever jerked off
underwater? No? Sexually, not even

836
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,239
heard of the memory project. Have
you ever had sex in the water,

837
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:44,159
Yes, okay, yeah, that's
harder to do though. Sometimes it was

838
01:01:44,199 --> 01:01:45,440
in the ocean. Yeah, and
it was to be difficult. Yeah,

839
01:01:46,599 --> 01:01:51,559
those drunk but even hot tubs are
like hot tub ones. Yeah, you

840
01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:53,559
guess somebody's got to be out of
the water a little bit. It's right,

841
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,480
we can't in the water. It's
it's like it gets you don't need

842
01:01:58,519 --> 01:02:02,239
to be out of the little it
gets friction. No, I understand what

843
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:07,039
I'm saying. The friction. Sometimes
things are sliding out too quick and it

844
01:02:07,119 --> 01:02:14,760
gets a little you know, I
know totally, I'm totally found that's not

845
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:19,320
that dope something else and I'm just
like, I don't know. I mean,

846
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,159
I get it a hot tub and
it's supposed to be romantic and all

847
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:27,920
hot and Valentine's and I don't know. The ocean I could see, but

848
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,800
then the ocean is usually end up
on the sand. Yes, and then

849
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,840
you can't try getting that stand out. Next thing, you know, you

850
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:36,840
got a pearl, you're shitting a
pearl. The next day. That's terrible.

851
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,400
You don't want that sex and water. It's like all these things that

852
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:45,400
it's over reading section the car.
Hold on, let's talk about section in

853
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:50,480
the car for a second. Why
because I'll tell you why. Because you're

854
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:55,679
sixteen options sixteen or if you get
drunk at a bar and that Billy's that

855
01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:00,679
was that was that was the place. There are people there, That's exactly

856
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,599
it. Ye, look at deal. How do you know? Because I

857
01:03:04,719 --> 01:03:07,719
know a guy who cheats on his
wife and he takes everyone in his truck.

858
01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:10,079
Really, yeah, okay, what
kind of truck is he trying for?

859
01:03:10,679 --> 01:03:19,039
Really? What the color? I
could give you the license plate?

860
01:03:19,239 --> 01:03:22,159
Really, have you been in it? No? Look at that. Wow,

861
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,760
they did the DNA swap. We're
gonna find something in there from you.

862
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:28,599
They went with a black light.
They gonna find you. Yes,

863
01:03:29,159 --> 01:03:31,519
the answer is yes, you can't
know all those details and not. I

864
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:37,000
mean I know this person, but
yeah, people who cheat in cars.

865
01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:38,960
So so there you go. I
just think it's do you think it's bad?

866
01:03:39,159 --> 01:03:43,880
I think it's boring. I think
it's like, you know, I

867
01:03:44,119 --> 01:03:49,440
like to move around in front whoa, whoa, whoa. It wouldn't be

868
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:52,599
why would I watch in the front
seat. It's nothing to see? What

869
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,000
about it? Check out the review? What she said? I'm sorry,

870
01:03:55,400 --> 01:04:00,960
she said, what about road RoadHead? Roadheads? Different? Like have you

871
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,800
ever had that? And then you
get so turned on that you pull off?

872
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:14,960
And no? Have you? Yeah? Okay, all right, Yeah,

873
01:04:15,079 --> 01:04:17,480
it's been a while for me on
those. Yeah, I mean everyone

874
01:04:17,559 --> 01:04:21,880
you know, well ago, a
long time ago. Just yeah, now

875
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:33,880
it's here. I hear that.
I start this is like if you were

876
01:04:34,159 --> 01:04:41,239
you know, face off or something. Boom boom boom, boom boom,

877
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,880
start playing this at his weddings that
he yes, he does DJ the weddings

878
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,199
and things. I don't know.
See, I've heard both frogs and things.

879
01:04:49,199 --> 01:04:53,199
I always think they're banging when they're
loud like that. That's what they

880
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:57,119
say. Yeah, that's what I
think is going on. Goats, Yeah,

881
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:02,559
chickens. Uh. New York State
they're cracking down on your personal license

882
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:06,199
plates. I think it costs sixty
bucks to get a vanity plate. That

883
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:14,920
so they have dismissed over three thousand
proposed license plates in twenty twenty three.

884
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:27,159
Some of those include tree some not
threesome, but tree, some Orgasm RG

885
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:34,880
eight ZM call girl, fart box
with F the number four RT box,

886
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:44,599
jank af duck me, and nice
Buns with a Z. Now apparently they're

887
01:05:44,639 --> 01:05:50,320
just man s many personalized plates that
so I guess combinations that are considered obscene,

888
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:55,280
derogatory or offensive not allowed. Combinations
that do not have one letter,

889
01:05:55,679 --> 01:05:59,039
combinations that consist of six numbers followed
by one letter. You can't have any

890
01:05:59,079 --> 01:06:01,880
of those. But there was a
whole like some of the things people were

891
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:06,239
trying to get to get through.
But I don't understand why why can't you

892
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:13,360
have that? You know, what
if somebody had nice Buns driving around funny?

893
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,760
I mean, that'd be fun.
What if it was nice buns in

894
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:23,639
their bakery. What if it was
the Pittsford Bakery or the the what's Charlie's

895
01:06:23,719 --> 01:06:27,639
Joint over in Pittsford and Webster and
now few mall. No, it's out

896
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,559
village Bakery. So I'd say it's
Village Bakery and he had nice Buns as

897
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:34,039
the license plate for the trucks that
run around, and it'd be funny.

898
01:06:34,039 --> 01:06:35,840
Well, maybe you have to go, and maybe you have to go and

899
01:06:36,519 --> 01:06:44,119
prove like you gotta gotta got a
petition that flipside. That's the only fans

900
01:06:44,239 --> 01:06:49,039
woman. What's what if it was
only fans that had nice buns, I

901
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,760
wouldn't care. I wouldn't even By
the way, only fans is bullshit?

902
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:57,679
Why is only fans bullshit? The
biggest bullshit I've ever seen in my life?

903
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,800
Have you been on it? No? Not recent in the labeor before?

904
01:07:00,719 --> 01:07:04,280
Why was it? Why was it
bullshit? Because you you, all

905
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:08,960
of a sudden, you'll pay an
amount, let's say, nineteen ninety nine

906
01:07:09,199 --> 01:07:11,760
for how long a month? Yeah, a month for nineteen nighty nine.

907
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,880
Then you go on and for twenty
five dollars, you can see them freaking,

908
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,719
you know, dildo themselves. So
you're not paying to get in there

909
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:21,280
to pay more? You what are
you seeing for the nineteen dollars? Nothing?

910
01:07:21,519 --> 01:07:24,679
Nothing, nothing. You're getting in
there to be able. So it's

911
01:07:24,719 --> 01:07:29,239
just how these people are getting like
twenty thousand dollars there. Yeah, so

912
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:34,280
nineteen ninety nine gets you an access
their page. I've never gone on to

913
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:39,760
get in everything else. See,
I know a couple of people have been

914
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,440
not only fans, That's why I've
been on. Are having only fans page?

915
01:07:43,719 --> 01:07:46,280
And you, yeah, you go
and watch them Wow, you support

916
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:48,679
them a long time ago. You
support them, yes, a long time

917
01:07:48,679 --> 01:07:53,679
ago. Yeah, so yeah,
but that's what it is. It's like

918
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,360
you go on and you pay it. You're like you pay admission, but

919
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,800
then you have to crack. You
have to pay the crack open to see

920
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,920
anything that's any good. I got
I didn't know that. Yeah, so

921
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:06,320
that's because I think a couple of
Florida had two moms that were on there.

922
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:12,400
One was advertising on the back of
her I don't know, a decal

923
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,840
in the back, and she was
dropping her kids off at a Christian school.

924
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,800
They got expelled from the Christian school
because she They made her cross park

925
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,479
across the street. Now, I
don't know how many kids are going to

926
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:25,279
be looking up the only fans thing, but parents were getting all up tight.

927
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,439
And then another mom was a volunteer
for five years in a public school

928
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,479
and somebody found out she had an
only fans page and raised the red flag.

929
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,680
I see, I don't know.
It seems shitty to me. It

930
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:41,800
does. Somebody had to me living, you know, And sometimes these pages

931
01:08:42,079 --> 01:08:45,640
can can well they're saying like twenty
thousand dollars is one couple makes but in

932
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,880
order to see them have sex.
You're saying you'd pay your nineteen dollars and

933
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:53,199
then an additional twenty five. Yeah, and it's at twenty five a one

934
01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:56,359
time thing. So each time I
go in it to be you when you

935
01:08:56,760 --> 01:09:00,319
unlock, I guess when you unlock
that, then do you get see it

936
01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:02,560
any time? Yeah? But if
that twenty dollars you're paying this upfront,

937
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:06,640
I mean obviously we don't. Only
fans is not just DNA. It's got

938
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:10,760
all the other stuff that. Yes, you can get cooking show, teaching

939
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:15,119
things. Maybe that twenty buck gets
to that nobody's watching. I didn't even

940
01:09:15,159 --> 01:09:18,199
know that. Yeah, there's cooking
instructional shows. There's all sorts of stuff

941
01:09:18,239 --> 01:09:23,239
on it. Why is that funny? Not just you know, only fans.

942
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:27,239
You could cook, you could do
that, you can do of your

943
01:09:27,319 --> 01:09:31,840
organization everything, organizing skills. You
need to wear different clothes, wet pants

944
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,199
and T shirt. I don't know, that's up to you. It's your

945
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:39,159
only fans page. I'm not going
to tell you. But so they charge

946
01:09:39,159 --> 01:09:43,439
an extra, Yeah did you pay, motherfucker? You did? Of course

947
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,840
they did. Yeah, so you
paid the extra to you, So you

948
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:48,039
done almost forty five bucks more than
that, because then you get one,

949
01:09:48,199 --> 01:09:51,000
Oh, let's do this one so
way. That's what I'm asking you.

950
01:09:51,119 --> 01:09:55,079
So they charge you each time,
No, there's different, but each there's

951
01:09:55,119 --> 01:09:59,159
different ones, Like there's one for
pay per view. Yeah, there's one

952
01:09:59,239 --> 01:10:01,479
for fifty dollars to do this,
there's one for twenty five doing this,

953
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:05,159
there's one for oh, I get
you, and then they just continually put

954
01:10:05,239 --> 01:10:10,079
up new ones. But so each
but you can watch the one that you

955
01:10:10,199 --> 01:10:14,079
paid for. How many times?
There's many times you want to many times

956
01:10:14,119 --> 01:10:15,600
you like, I could come back
on. I could come back a week

957
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,640
later and watch it again. Yeah, and I've already paid. I'm in

958
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,239
for the sure if I was to
go on there, there's stuff on there

959
01:10:21,279 --> 01:10:26,199
from like six years ago there still
there. Yeah, what's that? I

960
01:10:26,239 --> 01:10:30,359
guess I don't know. I don't
even know the password anymore. I don't

961
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:31,520
do that stuff anymore. No,
I know you don't. I know you

962
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,319
don't, but you know stuff.
That's that's what I like. You know

963
01:10:34,399 --> 01:10:38,560
stuff. All right, we will
uh, we'll take a moment. Uh

964
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,520
when we come back. We'll close
it out with random questions. I have

965
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:45,880
random questions we have to answer.
We all going around and we'll see what

966
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,960
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968
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971
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973
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974
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975
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989
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Here's what you do. You go in

990
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:26,640
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991
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992
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993
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And they'll tell you. And like
my buddy Kevin from the podcast,

994
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:42,800
he has fall in love with Rosies
apple Pie and made a great cocktail that

995
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,359
he had over an Iron Smoke.
I'm just saying, you get to bring

996
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a little bit home and then you
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997
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998
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1000
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1001
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1003
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,960
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1004
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1005
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:58,720
probably the only rock guy did he
ac going back on tour this year.

1006
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,960
I was never a big ac She
fan myself. I didn't mind this

1007
01:14:01,119 --> 01:14:04,760
song when I used to DJ or
not DJ. I don't know what the

1008
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:10,159
fuck I did, but it was
over at Diamonds. This song around on.

1009
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:14,039
Yeah, this song would come on. I think I told the story

1010
01:14:14,079 --> 01:14:17,439
where they wanted to have a live
show there on Saturday nights. Yeah,

1011
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:20,279
and no one wanted to do it. So I got it and I did

1012
01:14:20,319 --> 01:14:23,560
it every Saturday night. I know
I was there with you. There were

1013
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:30,359
some chick there were some chicks.
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah,

1014
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,840
way back. How are they going
on tour? I thought, didn't this

1015
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:38,600
guy lose his voice too? Now
he was, Yeah, but he got

1016
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:42,920
it back. And Brian Johnson,
I watch, uh, I like Brian

1017
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,079
Johnson, but not for that.
He has Brian Johnson racing and I watch

1018
01:14:45,159 --> 01:14:50,199
him on YouTube. He's got these
he's got like some of the greatest cars,

1019
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:54,640
and he goes and he takes other
rock stars and then he does interviews

1020
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:59,359
with him in these Really it's almost
like comedians in cars getting coffee, but

1021
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:05,039
they're like in a really rare ferrari
or something. I love it, you

1022
01:15:05,199 --> 01:15:11,800
love it the fuck I love it. Let me ask you this, who

1023
01:15:12,199 --> 01:15:16,520
we got Valentine's Day coming up?
Who is the toughest non romantic person to

1024
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,880
break up with? Okay, non
romantic, I'm gonna give you a choice,

1025
01:15:20,359 --> 01:15:26,439
but to be a personal trainer,
your hairstylist or barber, someone who's

1026
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:30,159
teaching you music, Like if you
were going for lessons a tutor, a

1027
01:15:30,319 --> 01:15:35,279
nail technician or a massage therapist,
skincare technician. Who is the hardest to

1028
01:15:35,399 --> 01:15:41,279
break up with? You need to
break up? It's because the hairdresser.

1029
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:47,439
Why Because my hairdresser has been with
me for twelve years and knows everything.

1030
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,399
Yeah, knows all the stuff about
your life. Yeah, yeah, knows

1031
01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:55,600
all the dirt. Yeah yeah,
but it'll be the hardest breakup. What

1032
01:15:55,680 --> 01:16:01,800
would make that breakup? I really
don't know. I mean, I know

1033
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:08,920
that same hairdresser one of my friends
when she was out went to another person

1034
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:13,000
at the same salon and ended up
liking her better. Like yeah, but

1035
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,880
I don't know, be a tough
one. I don't think guys have that,

1036
01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:23,359
Like no, but here's the problem
is is that if you ever,

1037
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,159
you know, girl cuts your hair
and then you end up dating somebody that

1038
01:16:26,199 --> 01:16:30,520
cuts hair, she won't let you
go. Yeah. Yeah, that's happened

1039
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,319
to me. I finally found why
I've been going to a barber for like

1040
01:16:33,399 --> 01:16:36,680
the last two years, and I've
known him, Like, I don't know

1041
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:40,439
why. I just didn't go to
him my whole life, and you know,

1042
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:44,920
stuck around these old bitches because you
liked it when they rubbed their breast

1043
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,560
up against your back. Of your
day. Actually, people used to know

1044
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:51,319
how to play me like a piano. Of course you're easy, easy,

1045
01:16:51,359 --> 01:16:58,079
you are Kevin nothing. I think
it's the trainer because my kids quit whatever.

1046
01:16:58,199 --> 01:17:00,800
Jimmy was signed out bad because you're
going to cool. Yeah, and

1047
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,319
they took them like three weeks for
them to Every time you'd go and everything,

1048
01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:08,399
well how about this, and then
that's It's just they don't give you

1049
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:13,439
a chance. I just want to
quit me out. They're a Seinfeld episode

1050
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:17,279
about that, Yes, probably Jimmy. All right. Fellas if your mother

1051
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:25,239
and your girlfriend or wife switched bodies
and the only way to switch them back

1052
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,680
was to have sex with one of
them, Who would you bang? And

1053
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:36,800
why your mom and your girlfriend switch
bodies? Okay? Who would you bang?

1054
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:41,079
And why not? Pass? What
do you mean past? I don't

1055
01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:45,880
know how to answer that fucking question. Your mom and your girlfriend's body they

1056
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,319
switch. Now your girlfriend is in
your mom's body and your mom's in your

1057
01:17:48,319 --> 01:17:53,119
girlfriend's body. Just don't know how
the fuck would you bang your mom?

1058
01:17:53,319 --> 01:17:56,840
I wouldn't bang my mom. Okay, what if it was dude's what if

1059
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:00,640
it was your boyfriend and your dad's
switch body, the boyfriend in your dad's

1060
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:04,520
body, you'd have to because you
can't mentally think about Yeah, but I

1061
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:09,359
know, but physically, what I'm
saying is, but you are physically that's

1062
01:18:09,399 --> 01:18:16,520
your dad's crank. I'm not gonna
see yeah, no, no, what

1063
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:21,319
if you okay? So, but
would it be creepier if you went for

1064
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:26,840
like the girlfriend, but it's your
mom in there? Your mom's like,

1065
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:32,359
oh my god, yeah, that's
thinking about my dad giving me like a

1066
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:39,720
speech? What about Well? What
about you? Are you? Are you

1067
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:47,479
going girlfriend in mom's body? Are
you going margin girlfriend's body? I may

1068
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:51,600
have to to get back to what
I want. I may have to Uh.

1069
01:18:53,239 --> 01:18:56,359
I might have to bend the large
march over. I may have to.

1070
01:18:57,199 --> 01:18:59,800
No, I'm serious, I think
I may have to. I may

1071
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:01,319
have have to just close my eyes
and go. I don't think the HEP's

1072
01:19:01,359 --> 01:19:05,399
were though, do they? Uh? Yeah, yeah, she's got got

1073
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:11,159
clearance because if I went the other
way, it would it would be the

1074
01:19:11,279 --> 01:19:15,640
person but inside the voice and all
is my mom, you know, so

1075
01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:19,800
as she probably i'd like come in
and she goes, what are you doing?

1076
01:19:21,079 --> 01:19:24,359
Put a robot. I mean,
I don't know, it would be

1077
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:27,920
weird. I don't know. Just
randomly we had some fucked up question.

1078
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,000
All right. Neither of you actually
answered no, of course not YEA skirted

1079
01:19:31,119 --> 01:19:35,840
the question. What would you You
couldn't do either? You couldn't do now

1080
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:41,479
you can't You couldn't do either,
No, you wouldn't. Like then have

1081
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:45,520
sex with your girlfriend and just ask
and just hope that the person was really

1082
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,720
quiet. This is just such a
fucked up question. And then what if

1083
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:53,960
your mom like, wass what if
your mom it's your girlfriend's body, but

1084
01:19:54,079 --> 01:19:58,079
your mom is just I mean,
it's just pleasure coming out of her.

1085
01:19:58,119 --> 01:20:04,079
Oh my god? Why is all
right? If you were if you're a

1086
01:20:04,239 --> 01:20:09,560
porn star and but also a parent, how would you describe your line of

1087
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:14,439
work to the to the kids if
you're a porn star but offico a parent

1088
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:17,000
actor. Yeah, that's it.
I think that's a great answer. That's

1089
01:20:17,039 --> 01:20:21,840
a great answer because I'm thinking like
these moms that we've talked about on on

1090
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:27,119
Only Fans in Florida that have been
getting in trouble that the kids know.

1091
01:20:28,039 --> 01:20:30,560
Yeah, so what do you say? I'm an actor actor, I'm an

1092
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:41,840
actor model, Yeah, a model
pipe in the union. You're you do

1093
01:20:42,079 --> 01:20:48,159
health health studies. Oh you're a
peach. You're a Petrie dish. Yeah,

1094
01:20:48,399 --> 01:20:55,800
you're a Petrie dish. Okay,
that's a pipe fitter. I don't

1095
01:20:55,840 --> 01:21:00,000
know what I would say. I
can't imagine having that conversation. Hey,

1096
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:09,000
I left your potential sibling self for
someone's back. It's like terrible. All

1097
01:21:09,079 --> 01:21:14,079
right, here's what what makes a
guy creepy? A guy a peer creepy?

1098
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:26,319
Makes a guy that? What makes
a guy a peer creepy? Really

1099
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:33,399
intense eye contact, really intense ye
contact like leaning in, Oh, someone

1100
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:39,680
checking you out, like scaring,
like that stare. But if you walk

1101
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:46,359
into a place and you're with some
girlfriends and you're all there hoping to get

1102
01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:51,239
hit on. What what would make
a guy stand out as creepy before he

1103
01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:57,119
even said anything to you? Is
there is there something that a guy?

1104
01:21:57,359 --> 01:22:04,279
I feel like it could be a
look like just looking homeless, like nigal,

1105
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:14,119
like the gree police mugshot seven days
of growth. But you haven't done

1106
01:22:14,119 --> 01:22:19,680
anything more of that? Yeah,
you know you just feel that like what

1107
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:25,479
makes now Here's one. Women can
be creepy. Yeah, women can come

1108
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:28,720
off as creepy. I know a
couple. Yeah, so we've talked about

1109
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:34,399
one. What makes women creepy?
What makes women creepy? Because I just

1110
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:39,039
thought of a woman that absion that
you would know, what do you mean

1111
01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:43,479
obsession? Being obsessed is creepy to
me. I want to talk baby talk

1112
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:46,760
to you. Yeah, that is
that can be creepy depending on who it

1113
01:22:46,880 --> 01:23:00,800
is, the eye crazy. I'm
going to write down a name. Do

1114
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:04,920
you remember her? Oh yeah,
I remember her? Yeah. Yeah.

1115
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:11,680
Some people found that person creepy.
Yeah, okay, but some people found

1116
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:15,840
that person creepy. I found her
as a woman found her. Some people

1117
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,680
did. Yeah, And I've I've
had women who get like women who can

1118
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:24,279
become the all of a sudden,
very touchy feely, and they're drunk.

1119
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:29,439
I watched that Third Row. They're
drunk and they and then all of a

1120
01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:30,720
sudden, they're like breathing on you, and it's like, come on,

1121
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:35,399
get yourself together, the worst,
the worst drunk woman. You're better than

1122
01:23:35,439 --> 01:23:39,000
this. You're better than this.
It was a great viewing that night.

1123
01:23:40,079 --> 01:23:45,840
Why was view? What's he talking
about? Just like watching you sometimes be

1124
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,800
in hell? Yeah, it's like
last month, like Monday when you you

1125
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:53,239
know, being uncomfortable doing an interview. Yeah, that was that was awesome.

1126
01:23:55,199 --> 01:23:59,199
You're making a phone call? Yes, no, yes, there was

1127
01:23:59,279 --> 01:24:03,319
a woman. There was a woman
who was uh like talking and getting feeling

1128
01:24:03,319 --> 01:24:09,279
and she started grabbing my junk and
right in the bar, just like just

1129
01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:13,039
drunk, just grabbing. Did you
know her before that? Uh? Not,

1130
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:19,479
not really in the past. The
best part was multiple people that we

1131
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:23,520
know together in the bar were like, you gotta save your boy, and

1132
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,720
I just kind of stood there.
That's awesome. I tried once the same

1133
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:30,239
of you ignored it. No,
I couldn't get over to you. You

1134
01:24:30,359 --> 01:24:34,760
could have no money. I gotta
log on my John. I gotta go

1135
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:39,880
for a minute. Put the least
down, honey, I gotta go.

1136
01:24:40,479 --> 01:24:43,000
It was. It was bad.
It was it was. It was bad.

1137
01:24:43,239 --> 01:24:45,600
It was great. No, it
wasn't. It was uncomfortable, great

1138
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:49,079
for everybody that was. Remember that
happened to me before, what the same

1139
01:24:49,159 --> 01:24:54,239
exact thing, and I was and
I'll never I remember exactly where it was

1140
01:24:54,520 --> 01:25:00,319
and who it was and it was
it remember chester Fields over and uh on

1141
01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:05,279
Stutton Street. No, it's now
Murph's Okay, okay, Well, we

1142
01:25:05,399 --> 01:25:09,479
were doing a CMF thing there,
and I forgot who the who the talent

1143
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:13,520
was. Actually I think it was
me. I think it was where Super

1144
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:15,760
Bowl. Nobody wanted to do it
because they don't want to pay a tail

1145
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:18,279
fee, so that's when they sent
me out. Well anyways, it was

1146
01:25:18,359 --> 01:25:23,479
when the brought fire beat the Patriots
in the super Bowl. This is how

1147
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:28,359
long ago it is? Ninety six? Ninety yeah, ninety six okay,

1148
01:25:29,279 --> 01:25:34,680
and it scrow would not leave me
alone when not really yes, drunk drunk

1149
01:25:35,039 --> 01:25:40,880
hammered, yeah, hi whatever she
was would not leave me alone? Sorryle

1150
01:25:41,079 --> 01:25:45,039
with her? Did you? Yeah? So I was gonna ask Bill though,

1151
01:25:45,359 --> 01:25:49,640
so with this woman, were you
like, even though you were annoyed

1152
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:53,319
by her, were you slightly turned
on? It was like, no,

1153
01:25:53,720 --> 01:26:00,239
no, turn to Kevin. You
are. And then there's other woman said

1154
01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:04,720
to me, uh, I'm watching
what happens. I'll pretend to be your

1155
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:10,880
girlfriend. And so she came over
again and she and that woman put her

1156
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:14,640
arm around me, and the groper
came up and she said something like uh

1157
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:17,000
what She said, how do you
know Bill? And she said, oh,

1158
01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:19,720
we've gone out a couple of times, and the groper turned and just

1159
01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:25,119
left. She was but she was
but see, the thing is like it

1160
01:26:25,239 --> 01:26:28,640
was a bad representation of even that. I should say this because it sounds

1161
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,600
like I'm defending, but I think
even that person, they were just really

1162
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:34,560
really drunk. Have you seen her
since? Uh? Yes? And she

1163
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:38,079
said, she said to me,
I I listened to the podcast. You

1164
01:26:38,199 --> 01:26:40,560
referred to me as the groper,
And I said, I said, yes,

1165
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:43,159
I did. Has she ever been
in here? No, she's not

1166
01:26:43,239 --> 01:26:45,680
been Jesus, Uh yeah, I
don't know. I think she just laughed

1167
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:47,840
it off. I didn't. I
didn't really, So, ladies, and

1168
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:51,520
here's evental. Look just when you're
them, don't grab his junk off.

1169
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:55,840
Just leave him alone. But don't
do that to anybody. You imagine if

1170
01:26:55,840 --> 01:27:00,000
a guy went up and you know
what happened, he'd be like out,

1171
01:27:00,119 --> 01:27:05,359
They'd be body surfing him right out
the front door. God, it's good

1172
01:27:05,399 --> 01:27:08,840
to be a woman to get away
with more. Do you think chicks get

1173
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:15,279
away with more in terms of like
flirting or yeah? Women are women like

1174
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:21,159
women now like that are that had
been married more aggressive. I don't think

1175
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:26,319
that if I went up and I
like rubbed a guy out his arm that

1176
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:30,920
I didn't know. I don't really
think anyone's gonna like no, that's no,

1177
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,279
no, no no. But like
if a guy who I didn't know

1178
01:27:32,399 --> 01:27:36,720
came up and rubbed me would be
weird are you doing? Oh? That's

1179
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:40,560
strange? That is that's interesting that
you say that. That is a double

1180
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:43,800
standard because the guy would be like, could you play it off real quick

1181
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:45,560
and be like, oh, I
thought you were somebody else? Does that

1182
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:49,159
make you creepy? What if a
guy looked at you went what are you

1183
01:27:49,239 --> 01:27:51,239
doing? Like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought it

1184
01:27:51,239 --> 01:27:59,640
was somebody. I thought you were
somebody else. I guess I gone up

1185
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:03,039
and like what I'm saying, what
guy's gonna get mad if she rubs up

1186
01:28:03,039 --> 01:28:06,119
against him? Though? Seriously,
well, if you see I'll tell you

1187
01:28:06,199 --> 01:28:10,760
what guy, the guy that on
the other side of him that she didn't

1188
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:14,239
see is his girlfriend or his wife. That's true. That's when he's gonna

1189
01:28:14,279 --> 01:28:15,920
be like, Okay, what are
you doing? Because that's when it gets

1190
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:25,159
uncomfortable. Yeah, right, I
mean, yeah, experience a guy in

1191
01:28:25,199 --> 01:28:30,720
front of his girlfriend. What if
you didn't know what for you? What

1192
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:34,399
if there was like what if there
was a group of people and one chicken

1193
01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:38,680
there really liked the guy but nothing
had really happened, and then is it

1194
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:44,760
just game on competition? Look at
this, it depends. Yeah, yeah,

1195
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:48,600
change. There's no dedication now anymore. No dedication means when when someone

1196
01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:54,359
is interested in someone and let's say
I'm interested in let's say I'm interested in

1197
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:59,000
yeah, and I'm not doing anything
about it, then my buddies well end

1198
01:28:59,119 --> 01:29:00,720
up going and screwing or they don't
care that I liked her or anything.

1199
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,600
Is that what you're saying, though, That is exactly what I'm saying.

1200
01:29:05,279 --> 01:29:10,199
There's no dedication anymore. No,
No, I've did on time the bros

1201
01:29:10,239 --> 01:29:13,359
before Hose, which we used to
follow back in our day. That's that's

1202
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:17,039
long gone. Well. I always
thought like if there was, but if

1203
01:29:17,239 --> 01:29:20,119
if you weren't making a move on
it and the check was there, I

1204
01:29:20,199 --> 01:29:23,880
could see where that's it. I
always thought it was like if you dated

1205
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:28,560
her and then yeah, I guess
you got like two chances. If we're

1206
01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,439
all going out and it's two and
it's a group and it's two times and

1207
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:34,359
you don't make that move. Certainly
times it's it's free game. Yeah,

1208
01:29:34,439 --> 01:29:38,720
the midget and CanCon like I didn't
make a move, So somebody with one

1209
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:41,640
of my buddies hooked up with her. I couldn't really get mad about it,

1210
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:46,680
right, No, is that the
weirdest hookup you've ever had? I

1211
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:51,640
never had it off top with her. You never did. No, I

1212
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:56,800
read opportunity to hook up with her. And you didn't know Maddie, Matt

1213
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:00,840
even Matt even indeed may even beginning
team leader, and went and talked to

1214
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:03,760
one of her ugly friends, really
even to get this going. And I

1215
01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:08,479
just wouldn't budge on it. Biggest, you're junk would have That's what I

1216
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:10,920
said. I said that to him
the other night. When how big in

1217
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:14,359
her little hands, how big you
would have looked? Yeah? Maybe not?

1218
01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:20,560
Maybe what was holding you back?
I don't know. And every opportunity

1219
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:24,359
there was, nothing was holding back. I'm not sure why. Well,

1220
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:28,760
clearly something was mentally in your head. You didn't find her attract He thought

1221
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,079
he was going to break her in
half. You didn't find her attractive,

1222
01:30:31,079 --> 01:30:34,640
did you? Leader? Did you
like lead her on? I don't even

1223
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:38,119
really, I didn't even really talk
to her. He didn't make out with

1224
01:30:38,159 --> 01:30:42,960
her or anything, nothing really,
but this could have happened. Yes,

1225
01:30:43,119 --> 01:30:46,399
you had the opportunity. Yes,
are you sure, yes, nobody.

1226
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,439
Well no, no, See here's
the thing. Sometimes, like I think,

1227
01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:53,680
even married, ifif midge is an
opportunity to mintione, I think your

1228
01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:57,279
wife or her husband should understand.
No, absolutely, I agree with you,

1229
01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:00,680
absolutely wrong with you should get a
midget. I think that I should

1230
01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:04,920
be excuse it's like a bridget hole. Pass a midget hole. Pas.

1231
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:12,720
Yes, not everybody chance you can
get you're saying. Person, you'll say

1232
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,520
that, you'll say this ship.
But let's say push came to shove.

1233
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:19,119
There is no way you're gonna sit
by and let your significant other do that.

1234
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:24,680
Not a chance. There's not a
chance. What do you mean,

1235
01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:30,079
you don't know? Really cool story, it would be a really cool story.

1236
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,960
Oh my god, you're the only
person here in the wind do a

1237
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:38,239
midget? Midget? That's the thing, wouldn't I'm saying. Here's what I'm

1238
01:31:38,279 --> 01:31:42,600
saying is if I'm with somebody and
the midget comes along and I and and

1239
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,159
it's like all flirting and everything,
I think you should get that, and

1240
01:31:45,279 --> 01:31:47,279
I say I'm gonna I I go. Know, I know I wouldn't.

1241
01:31:47,319 --> 01:31:53,239
I wouldn't want that. I wouldn't
want the other way around. Yeah,

1242
01:31:53,479 --> 01:31:57,039
I would want to No. I
mean like if I walked in and on

1243
01:31:57,159 --> 01:32:01,159
midget's balls are on someone's chin,
and I'd be like, what you know

1244
01:32:01,159 --> 01:32:05,680
what I mean? That would be
weird. That would be weird. That

1245
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:10,840
would be weird. Ide strip clubs, Oh, if there was, I

1246
01:32:11,079 --> 01:32:15,079
would totally be there. Do you
find that attractive? No, I find

1247
01:32:15,119 --> 01:32:17,600
it funny. I don't find an
Attractor's a difference between the two. Well,

1248
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:23,640
I know there's a midget kisses.
We almost said midget wrestling at bets

1249
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:27,640
to Billy's one time. Okay,
so that was close. Yeah, but

1250
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:30,720
the midget. So but I think
you didn't hook up because you weren't attracted.

1251
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:34,960
And I also think that I do, and I think I do,

1252
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:41,439
and I think that women have the
opportunities lead men on more, be flirtatious

1253
01:32:41,439 --> 01:32:45,279
and playful but know nothing's going to
happen. But I have them, buy

1254
01:32:45,479 --> 01:32:47,840
drinks, dance at them, do
all this stuff, and then all of

1255
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:51,720
a sudden, the d night,
bye, story of my life, story

1256
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:58,640
of my life, bye, it
happens. I'm sure, yeah it I'll

1257
01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:01,000
start. It started in my turn
seventeen, then all dead started my turn

1258
01:33:01,119 --> 01:33:05,720
sixteen seventeen. That you would get
like women just taking advantage. We might

1259
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:11,199
have to get in touch. There
is a difference between taking advantage of or

1260
01:33:11,359 --> 01:33:15,439
being nice to someone and them offering
to buy you a drink. But we

1261
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:16,680
want need to get this. We
want to get these people on the show.

1262
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:21,800
What did you find New York Midges
dot Com, Dwarf Strippers, Dwarf

1263
01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:28,720
Performers, Dwarfs the Midges for higher
basically, do they have donkeys too?

1264
01:33:30,039 --> 01:33:35,159
Yeah? I don't believe this.
Let's it's gotta be give me hang on

1265
01:33:35,239 --> 01:33:39,800
a second, it's not it's gotta
be true. Hang on, I want

1266
01:33:40,239 --> 01:33:43,399
are you not? You're not worried
about this one? No? No,

1267
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:51,840
they're advertising. I'm not worried about
it at all. Yeah. I don't

1268
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:57,239
know if I had the chance,
so obviously I can't say that. I

1269
01:33:57,680 --> 01:33:59,680
you know, I'd always want to
be able to. Well, we'll try,

1270
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,600
you know, we'll try another night. I'll see if I can set

1271
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:04,640
it up and we'll try it another
night Monday. Yeah, and see if

1272
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:09,640
we can set it up for Monday
and see if we can get the midget

1273
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:12,239
one in there. Who do you
like in the Super Bowl? I don't

1274
01:34:12,239 --> 01:34:15,199
think there's any in the City's city
I'm not rooting for anybody. What I

1275
01:34:15,359 --> 01:34:18,239
who I am rooting for is I
got my shirt and I didn't wear it

1276
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:24,439
because I didn't go back home to
Kelse trailer. I got Taylor's swept Kelsey

1277
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:29,560
twenty twenty four. So basically what
I'm going to do is is I'm only

1278
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:32,399
going to share when they show Taylor, and I'm only going to share when

1279
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:35,319
Kelsey makes the play. Other than
that, the team and go to fucking

1280
01:34:35,359 --> 01:34:40,399
hell. Oh my god? All
right, Laura, are you watching?

1281
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:44,680
Of course, I will probably go
for the forty nine ers. I just

1282
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:47,920
don't I don't want the Chiefs to
win back to back. Okay, all

1283
01:34:48,039 --> 01:34:54,800
right, Kevin, I honestly could
care less who wins. I'm just looking

1284
01:34:54,880 --> 01:35:00,199
for either a complete entire blowout one
way or last second kick. Well,

1285
01:35:00,279 --> 01:35:02,880
Usher, what do you think of? Usher? Is the halftime show is

1286
01:35:03,039 --> 01:35:05,640
going to bring out some special guests. I'm excited. That was one of

1287
01:35:05,680 --> 01:35:10,479
the pens that they had, he
said, Taylor b one of the special

1288
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:17,079
guests. Usher was definitely like my
era in college, so I'm excited for

1289
01:35:17,159 --> 01:35:19,520
that. Well, I would assume
he's the one that found Biab, so

1290
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:24,039
I would bet Biaber's there if he
brings anybody, Yeah, that'd be a

1291
01:35:24,079 --> 01:35:27,840
good point. That's a good one
there. It is all right. We

1292
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:32,279
will close it out as we get
ready for Super Bowl weekend and midgets,

1293
01:35:33,079 --> 01:35:42,039
midgets, the puppy ball, always
the midget ball. Yes, I think

1294
01:35:42,079 --> 01:35:44,399
that word, by the way,
is considered defensive. I don't know.

1295
01:35:45,199 --> 01:35:47,199
I know a mission. I might
hi mission a couple of midgets. They

1296
01:35:47,279 --> 01:35:53,920
think little people's offensive. For Mark, Laura Kevin, I'm Bill Moran.

1297
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,760
We'll see you Monday. Pass the