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It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for
getting your pot on, Thanks for telling her friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship person at a time, Like an old coach
said Mark, one step, one punch, one round. She gotta go.
Is that a coaster? No, it's not on one of them,
right, everybody loves these coasts. Yeah, I had a h A Saint
John Fisher, former retired Saint John Fisher Professor, was in here today and
he goes, I think this, and then he had a buddy with him,
and his buddy said, my son in law is a Lions fan,
and he's a Lions fan. I have a buddy who's been a Lions fans
for as long as some people this year became Lions fans. Mark, I
like the bandwagon. But so he scanned on the back of the coasters is
the QR code and so he was going to order a bunch and then uh,
he my favorite one is the one he made from me with all the
sayings. I love that one. I love that. You want to name
of some of those sayings real quick so we can all get drunk. Kevin
the Buried entryes got Kevin made cookies tonight and just before we came on,
Laura said, did you make them or did your wife make them? And
he said, very like libly, no, I made them. She said,
what did you say? Proud of you? Because he knows that I
normally bring in the cookies. See I I don't even want to say anything
because I already got shipped. Well, oh bye bye, didn't do this,
but ready, like, how many cookies did you make? That's a
plateful? That they're delicious? Do you want to go I make cookies.
I'm going to eat some too. Yes, they're they're they're pretty good.
Uh, shitting your brains out about it? Hour too well, I worried.
I said to him, there's nothing in these? So is there like?
And then as Mark sits down, he goes, are the cookies everybody
can eat? And we're like, what does that mean? He goes weed?
Is there weed in them? No? No, right, it was
a question. I know it would be more fun cookie a weed cookie.
No, you can't. I have a weed cookie at home. I can
bring it in next week. Do you do you have a job where they
drug test. Actually no, I'm I'm actually well, yes, higher I
was, but I don't hotly randomly. I'm not a I'm not a driver
though, so I think that. But you also are a user, so
it doesn't it doesn't matter, right, So my need little something to take
the edge off a little. If I if I didn't have to go on
the bus after for the afternoon, I would have went out drinking really was
that bad. It's just very challenging. I'm not used to it yet,
but it's a great But now it's starting to get easier and easier. Yeah,
because the kids all know me now. Yeah, because I'm there every
day, so it's not as bad, all right. They bust your balls
a little bit. Oh, I used to I had a song I used
to sing about my bus driver. Her name was Missus Barry, and she
was four and fat. I used to sing, Uh, she's four feet
I can still remember this from like sixth grade. Four feet high, four
feet high, two feet wide. Where's those shades upon her eyes? She's
my berry? Nice to sing? Oh, do you need to mean that
up? I was in six grades. Go for a three point six million
because of Bill. She's my berry. There's somebody. There's somebody you get
out for. I had my bus drivers were I can still remember Missus Barry
and Missus Canburn. I would assume they're probably either in late eighties. They're
dead. There was at Palatia. They're dead. I don't know if anybody
saw this, but according to Lollipop Farm, humane law enforcement investigators were called
to Eastman Dentel because they found Oh yeah, this is disgusting. The bodies
of two goats and a chicken were found. You know darn well what it
is. It's a sacrifice. Yes, it's more an Irenian holiday coming up.
And I'm not being rude. I don't know. There's some holiday coming
up, I think And if I mean called speed is speed Man. That's
what it is, especially in that area. They wrote. They said,
yesterday morning, remains of two dismembered goats and a chicken were found in the
front lawn of our building at the corner of Elmwood Avenue in East Drive.
The Department of Public Safety was called immediately and the Humane Society quickly removed the
remains. It is believed that the animals were destroyed elsewhere. This is an
upsetting situation, especially for our patients and employees who are subjected to seeing it.
It's important to note this is an isolated incident and I have no reason
to believe it's linked to Eastman Dentel in any way. Somebody fucked up somebody's
dental work. I'm gonna tell you what I think that this is somebody putting
over one of their door tunnels to it U of r Yeah, anti Semitic.
I don't. I don't. Eastman Dentel is part of that is the
worst thing ever. I had the worst experience of my life there. Okay,
it was the worst. First of all, don't have to kill two
goats and the chicken just a great good point across. No, I don't
think so, but I might. But if I had, if I had
access to it, I might have done that. That's how bad it was.
That was terrible. It's a medical training school. What do you want.
It's like going to the barbershop and getting the final haircut from the haircut.
You know, you got to know what you're doing if you're working on
fucking people, right, teaching teaching, So they're teaching, so this freaking
guy totally just freaking What happened in your mouth? Why didn't have insurance at
the time, So that's the only place I could go, all right,
what was wrong with your mouth? I needed a yeah, my patty mouth,
I needed a root canal? Okay, and what And they did it
and it was hot. They couldn't even do it because that was in too
much pain. They didn't numb you up or anything. I don't think they
knew how I think they did up. But this sure's how it wasn't numb?
So what did you do? I freaking left where wait? Wait and
everything? They said I was done? They said you were done, right
and you left and I left, so I went back. Did you get
an infection or anything? When I went back, they said they said that
they couldn't finish it. It wasn't done. Nobody told me it wasn't done.
I thought it was. So I go back in there and they're telling
and they told me, well, you the doctor said that you didn't want
to that said you didn't want to do it anymore. I never said that,
so pretty much they had me leave and and it works never got done?
So what so what state of the kay is your mouth? And now
I went, I have a wonderful Dennis now took care that took care of
everything. Yeah, what did he say when he went in there about the
work that he said? She said, he said that it wasn't as bad
as I made it out to be. Yeah, I figured, because you're
a drama queen. I'm not drama queen. Yes, I just made it
bad. I mean what you'm telling you the story years, Well, that's
fucking nasty that's nasty. That didn't have insurance. I'm sorry. Did you
brush and floss? Yes? I have been to NIST. I don't never
remember you having bad breath. I mean that, I mean honest. I'm
going to tell you when I left, when I left that piece of ship
place over I Mountain Hope. Yeah, I didn't have a that's when I
didn't really have insurance, okay, for for a dentist. Yeah, so
that's so it's been. It's been that long. It's been twenty seventeen,
to be really, to be honest, Then I got Then I got a
friend who's a dentist. It wouldn't take me in. Yeah, Well,
because insurance purposes if something. But if somebody was great for advertising, if
something bad happened and you don't have insurance, what's he gonna do? Well,
can't he somehow put the insurance through? Yeah, if he wants to
lose. Yeah, hey listen, Mark, we can't use novakan. But
I got a big fucking hammer right here to knock yet. Yeah, doctors,
it took me in my insurance. I don't, I don't. I'm
just saying I mean that. Yeah, Uh, Mexican il over the summer.
They hurt so freaking bad. I had absesss that got infected and like
I just woke up one day what to stay away from? No it was
They said it was really normal. They don't know how it happened, but
I had to get an emergency root canal. Yeah, it hurts so bad.
Well, because it's your it's the exposed root is what it is.
So they're trying to then either they what do they cut it? Pitch it
off, bury it down in your jaw? I don't know what they do.
I don't know. So the moral of the story is I never got
it done. The moral of the story, Okay, you didn't get it
done there, but you got it done later on. And that Dennis said
it wasn't as bad as you made it out to me. And I'm gonna
tell you why. I think this is just me thinking of Mark. Here
I go, Mark all of a sudden goes, all right, I really
should get to Dennis. I'm gonna go here. But their only trainees.
They don't know what they're doing. They're gonna fuck this up there gun idea
your whole mindset. It was because I'm sure because I didn't know. I
thought that they had people in there that were actually freaking professionals. There weren't
just trainees. I didn't realize, Oh fucking place was trainees. When you
go to the dentists for a cleaning, you don't really see that. You
only see the dentist for cleaning. This isn't a root canal. R Did
they have to clean first? Did they clean your teeth? No, that's
what I'm saying. The whole thing was just weird. It was just weird.
Well, I don't know why someone would leave this, but it is
a form of worship, and Santa Ria does that where they sacrifice animals.
I think there's all. I think there's other religions now. A dead goat
in two thousand and nine was left outside the home of a New York state
assemblyman who sponsored a bill cracking down on inhumane dog breeding, and tied around
this dead goat's neck was allegedly a note written in what they called broken Spanish.
I don't even know what that would mean, but I guess like broken
English, so you kind of knew what you were running. And it was
attributed Yeah, it was attributed to the Central American gang MS thirteen, which
was wreaking having on the city a few years ago. I don't know if
any of this is true or not, but it would be kind of scary
to like walk in and all of a sudden, you've got dead goats and
a chicken and that's on purpose. Yeah, I want to know random was
there like a farm that said, hey, by the way, we're missing
two goats and a chicken, or was it just another random coyote that got
a hold of some stuff over there, and where are the goats? Where's
the Goat's not that far from Genesee Valley Park. Yeah, you think we've
just got goats running wild in the park. But I don't think it's against
Eastman Dentell like you don't know? I do because I think if it was
just someone who's pissed off at Eastman Dentel, are you really going to go
and sacrifice like goats and a chicken or you? I don't know if you
thought that would work different of prank, Like, Yeah, I don't know.
I've never had good I've never had good luck there. What's been down?
How many times did you go freaking mob fell and messed up her teeth
and we had to go there? Like at midnight, and we sat there
for six hours. Right, they finally do it and they go to release
her. Nobody takes her down in a wheelchair. You're supposed to take somebody
down a wheelchair when they can go down to Dennis. It's the same thing.
She was still in an emergency. Was still in an emergency. All
right, So that that's your bad story. That's not my bad story.
Gets better, Okay. So I wheel her down and I get her in
the car, and I take the wheelchair and I put it and I just
throw it right on Gritton Road. So I kind of did the same thing
that the sept that into a goat orrif wheel the wheelchair wheelchairs just over all?
Right, have you ever had anybody try to send you a message?
Mark like like this would be sending a message. If I came out and
right at my front lawn were two dead goats and a dead chicken, I'm
assuming someone sending me a message. Yeah, I'm looking over Mike. You've
had someone try to send you a message? And along those lines, No,
I don't think along those lines, no, but somebody'd send you a
message like that, a little like text me a text message. I'm saying
like, hey, cut the ship, Hillman talking shit about Eastman, Dentel.
There's got to be by the way they have. We have security cameras
everywhere now, it's so funny car camera. They don't want to see Hi.
There's no way you're getting a goat to goats. You don't understand.
Security cameras do not work when you need them to. I said, he's
been done. When I'm trying to do a root canal, they fuck it
out. You know, this is what Mark would be unapologetically a Karen about
any kind of any kind of No, I think bad service of any kind.
I just had ship. I just said ship food. I mean,
but I think they like you would go off if you could on bad service
of any kind. I didn't today tonight, No very with Yeah, that's
true, right, you're trying to keep it. You worked in the yeah,
hospitality industry. You just don't understand how you how you bring out food
that's burnt. And I didn't. And I didn't eat lunch today because we
usually get my lunch from the cafeteria and I think I pissed somebody off in
the cafeteria so they'll flood what's offer? I gotta find out what happened with
that one. I don't know. I don't know anyways, so I didn't
I had to go ride on the bus, so I didn't eat. So
I ate this freaking crap because I would. It was audible, so but
it was pretty. It was crappy stuff that took pictures and everything. Of
course I have to send on the mat about where you were the restaurant you
I was taking pictures and them I went to. I went to a bar
one night. We went for dinner, nothing and one of the kids order
the grilled cheese sandwich. One side came out black as night. The other
side came out yellow with the butterstill on it. Oh really the toasted one
side. But someone's time making it right. But you have to have someone
that's compartable to see before it goes out. Almost like I would like to
have someone there that knows what they're doing take care of my stuff. That
would be the big thing. See you understand me? Yeah? Is there
anything unapologetically a Karen about? Is there anything in your life that you're unapologetically
like, something that would piss you off? You go all care disrespectful to
me, disrespectful to you what No, Like, what would disrespectful be talking
down to me? Like you know when I used to work, not with
my business now, but when I used to be in office job non profit,
if people would be like, oh, sweetie, honey, like I
hated that. Yeah, did you say anything? Yeah, what will happen
to get fired? No? No, what happened when you said something?
No, I would be like, please, don't refer to me as that,
like I'd be kind. But like a lot of board members on the
board that I was on, men or women. Men? Men? Yeah,
yeah, like mh they really Yeah, that's a little weird. I
still ill you. I I don't know. I don't think I've ever referred
to a woman that wasn't in some way. People do, I mean they
do. Yeah, I was just say someone sleep with me. I've called
sweetie. I got you know what though, I have I have gotten drunk
people. I have gotten drunk and said thanks darling. And I caught myself.
See I gotta watch that too. But I don't know if that's a
bad thing or not. I think I was drunk and I was with a
bunch of people, and that was something that my grandfather used to call every
girl Dolly. Oh that was a nineteen fifty Oh yeah, I guess you
used toys go Dolly Tykes, Dolly lovely that was, and other grandfathers were
darling, Darling. I don't know what's an Irish thing. So I I
have done that, but I've been I was drunk, but I didn't do
it in any any suggestive way. I think it's different when it's like someone
who's seventy year older, like I work with a lot of seniors old.
I got away with that ship. I think you called your mom Dolly when
you push your at your brother's house over the summer. We still can't get
away with that. What do you mean? We can't get away with ship
like that? But if I said Darling, that's not bad, is it?
I have to If I said thanks Dartling, you give me back change
at a bar and I go thanks Darling, that bad, I also think
it. Yeah, don't do that, I say, Mam and sir,
can I can we explain how that came about? Well? Yeah, can
one bill called me? I did? I didn't call you ship me.
I know you called wow because somebody was going, yes, everyone knows this.
I mean, I don't know if everybody I was texting has got to
be due soon, you know what. I was wondering if I was going
to get any for Valentine's Day next week? Is it next week? I
don't know, Wenesday next Wednesday? All right? So that, uh,
yeah, I was texting back and forth and I it auto corrected. But
I was also talking to Mark's favorite comedian and Rob schester Doug Phelps at the
same time as Ken. I had been here, and then I went to
another party and I was with someone who had been with you that day.
So we sent you a picture and yes, you were referring to Earl and
saying that he likes waste. But it came out hang on, hang on.
They wrote back something about Earl. They wrote they made a reference to
a sixty two year old man. That's what the person wrote. And I
said he didn't look he looks great, and I said he likes to and
I did say wait, meet, which just sounds pretty bad, and instead
my phone turned it into shit. I don't know how the hell that happened.
No, I wasn't. It was not no. And by the way,
the last time you were on and Earl was Earl was on with us
over the floor. I felt bad because I actually listened back and went on
a run the other day and I was listening into that segment and I'm like,
yeah, I feel bad for Earl. Don't feel bad for her,
feel bad for him? Why you wouldn't feel bad for anybody else? Yes,
that's what I'm saying. If you sent flowers and then we and you
all stop right there. You can't even keep a fucking straight face, That's
truly couldn't. It would be kind of funny if you did, of course,
it would be very funny. Well, I would just go on about
how desperate and here's Mark again, throwing it all against the wall. See
what could stick? Yeah, you're right, I would. Yeah, that's
right, that's the point made. All right, we will, We're gonna
take a moment when we come back. Shila Darling is going to join us.
A Darling. Her name is Shila Darling. Believe it or not.
Sheila is I was looking for a parent coaching and I'll kind of explain why.
Uh, I'm not going to be able to see this on Facebook or
YouTube. Will put up the video later because we're doing something new and my
technological skills I spent hours today testing this out to get our cameras through the
zoom and all that. However, before we go to break, I'm gonna
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four rom coms in this montage. How about this way. I love that
you get cold when it's seventy one degrees. I love that it takes you
an hour and a half the water a sandwich. I love that you get
a little crinkle above you know, it's when you're looking at me like I'm
nuts. I really feel. In short, to recap in a slightly clear
version, h what's David Cassidy? In fact, while he was still with
the Putrige family, I think I love you. Hi, Hi, Hi
Andy and Benjamin there, thank you men, Thank you too. Times Dan,
I was talking to Jessic about reincarnation. She says, you know Annie
in another life, who's any one who wrote it? Okay, there you
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two to zero six eighty eight sixty six. Thank you five eight,
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to the Woodcliffe Hotel and Spot. I think I got there. I think
so too. Do you know any mark? I would have to hear it
again. I know the last fine again? Yeah? Okay, all right,
we'll find out if these guys got it, and we will talk to
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I love Martin Short. He's like one of my favorite comedians of all time.
And I was recently the victim of like one of the most devastating Martin
Short insults ever. He was hosting the show and he came up to me
while we were blocking a sketch and he goes, Andrew, I love you
on the show. You remind me of my dear friend, a young Tom
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Thank you so much. Martin Short, he goes just a totally average man.
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so you sold. Nothing really go away driving me crazy. I don't need
somebody, somebody, somebody. I don't know if this song is appropriate or
not, but it's Valentine's Day coming up, so if you're hurting in some
way, I only play that because Sheila Darling's coming on. I called Shila
earlier in the week because I was reading stories about kids and cps and parents
and and all this, and I thought, I keep thinking, Sheila often
that everybody in life would be better if they had a coach. So,
just on a whim, simply on an inspiration, I looked for parent coaches
and you came up, and I called and you answered. And I don't
know if I'm way off base, but sometimes I feel like, if they're
you know, everybody, what do they always say? Being a parent doesn't
come with a manual. But yet at the same time, it's almost as
though we're too proud to say I don't know how to do it, so
I'm going to ask for help. Well, my parents didn't get any help,
you know what I mean that that sort of thing, So why don't
we just start there? In terms of parent coaching, what do you offer
people? I offer people to look into why they parent the way they do,
okay, and where that comes from, and tools to parent the way
they want to. Okay. So when you say tools to parent the way
they want to, what are you saying? Like, I want to be
kind of the parent that is listening and being heard, but not one that's
all of a sudden yelling, right. I think we all wind up yelling
a lot. Would that being right? Right? Well, I'm a recovering
screamer myself, okay, and so I know what it feels like after you
scream at your children. I can remember thinking when I'm screaming, it's different
because I love them and nobody else better scream at my kid, right,
But when I do it, I know that it's I used to tell myself
it was coming from this place of love, which is a bunch of crap,
right. It was coming from a place of not being able to manage
my emotions. Yes, So when people come for parent coaching, usually it's
because there's a crisis, right, Yeah, so like we're at our last
straw here, and often it will begin with them looking for a coach for
their child to change the child's behavior so that the parent then is more comfortable
raising that child. So we look at it as what if your child's fine,
right, and we need to parent your child individually, right, if
you have more than one child, right, this worked for my other kids,
why wasn't it working for this kid? So usually there's a crisis first.
For many, many years, I had the great pleasure of working in
a local pediatricians office where every new parent got a parent coach. Really and
yes, for the first five years. Who was that That program was called
Healthy Steps for Young Children. It's a national program and it was through Lifetime
Health. Okay. And so these kids that I worked with are now going
off to college, which is super fun, and I'm still in touch with
a lot of their parents, So that's great. But that's very rare that
parents get that help right in the beginning. And that kind of help was
about what what is your the family you grew up in, right, what
did you love about the way you were parented? What did you not like
about the way you were parented? How do you what do you see yourself
as a parent. I think no nobody asks you that kind of stuff.
No, nobody does. I think everybody in my family went do exactly the
opposite of what they did. It's like, I think we either have that
mindset, yeah, or we have the mindset I turned out Okay, so
I'm going to do what my parents did, right. Yeah, Well,
Laura, how old are your kids? My kids are six and eight,
two little boys. They're very different, and my youngest is actually in therapy.
He does play therapy every other week. Because I'll tell you what,
I have kids that are in their twenties. One is a senior in college,
and I have my youngest is thirteen. Some of these guys, though,
they like one guy's got get so angry about everything. So at this
point I just listen. I don't say anything. I just listen and let
him kind of vent it out. But I'm always like, man, we
got to figure some new channel here, yeah, some new tactics, because
I think at some point this is going to become more problematic as life goes
on, and I don't. I don't want to say the wrong thing.
But my gut thing, Sheila, is to say, cut the ship,
figured it out, cut the ship. Grow up? Yeah, how are
you going? How are you going to learn in the world? Right?
Because but nobody wants to I wouldn't want to hear that if I were him,
so I don't say it. Right. How old is he? Twenty
one? Twenty one? So when he's angry, though, do you think
it's a reflection of you and your relationship or do you just think he's an
angry kind of kid. Oh, I think he had great lessons in how
to be an how to be angry. I mean, I can't. That's
part of the reason I just kind of go, oh, I'll just be
quiet, let you you know. I figure, I'll let your vent right.
Maybe that'll help get it out. And then I'll try to say some
things like go for the better feeling thought is always my thing, Go for
the better feeling thought, find something. And I said, I'm not a
big fan of when people say to me, think positively. You got to
think positive, you gotta feel better. How do you do that? But
what you can do is I can go from despair to anger and move my
way up the emotional scale. Anger is a little bit better, and this
is a little bit better. And let's just go for the better feeling thought,
and slowly you can kind of pull yourself out of it. Is I
always think that's the real It sounds like you've had some coaching, but yeah,
that a lot of people don't understand what that means. Go for the
better feeling thought. What you're actually saying is that your feeling, your emotional
state comes from your thought, perception, and belief about things, not from
the thing that's actually happening. That's right. Well, you know what's funny
is I read your website. The headline is get ready to take control of
your mind to create the life you desire. And I am such a believer
that our thoughts become things, and our feelings are our thoughts, and how
we feel can direct and sometimes and I'll even ask Mark, I mean,
I think there's sometimes you have a day and you get up and you stub
your toe, and then you go into the kitchen and you drop your coffee
mug and it shatters on the floor and you and then that momentum starts going
and you're mf and things and down and down, and it just becomes a
train. And if you can stop and just laugh at it, clean it
up, and step back and go, I might need a reset here.
It's almost like you can almost redirect immediately, but you got to catch it
early. You have to practice that over and over because catching it in the
moment requires knowing that it's happening. Yeah, and oftentimes what happens is when
that spiral starts, something called an amygdala hijack happens. And that's when you're
a magdala is your primitive brain. Oh I thought it was a flight,
it was a new airline. No, I thought it was a new airline.
No, it's it's your fight or flight response. And once you're in
that, there's no logical reasoning. That's why when a child is angry or
screaming or throwing things or saying I hate you, you can't reason with them.
No. Well, Mark works with kids on a daily basis. He's
lunch monitor, bust monitor, rights attention and lunch monitor. Yeah, and
kids scream or yell or lose your mind. Yeah, I mean you're these
are other people's kids. You have to you know, So you got to
kind of have to be a little more very calm, very and I never
thought I'd ever be able to keep my cool. I can totally keep my
cool the whole time. Yeah, well you have to. Somebody's going to
be the voice of reason in there. But yeah, so much. I
was going to say, it's so much easier with other people's kids, right,
because they're other people's kids, and we have this boundary of we don't
scream, bloody, murder and swear at other people's kids. We don't spank
them, we don't threaten them. Well, as a bus monitor, you
might threaten them, but you know, even the lunch monitor, you might
threaten them. With our day, with our own kids, we kind of
lose that that one thing that will stop us from going over the edge with
them. Right, So, when you were talking about your son being angry,
there's there's one thing I love to say. When someone is telling us
something, someone we love, especially telling us something or very upset, our
initial response is to fix it, right, make them feel better in the
moment, But I love to ask the question, did you just want to
vent or did you want my advice or feedback? Right? It gives you
pause to not fix in the moment, and it helps the child or a
spouse or a partner. It gives permission for you to give your advice right,
rather than you just saying I know better than you, so this is
what I would do or this is what you should do. That's funny because
I've even done that with my kid. I'll say to him, do you
want to hear what I have to say? Or do you just want to
go on? And then sometimes I'll say yeah, but yeah, it's well,
I always think, and I've never had anybody say that to me,
but I think I've been where you are or he is right, and I
don't want someone coming at me with a million fix it type things that I
don't want to hear it. So I'll just let you go and then see
if you're asking me a question, I'll answer. But otherwise, you know,
I don't want to do that. But do you also do adult coaching?
Are you a life coach? I am a life coach. Huh yeah,
But I'm telling you so as a life coach, how do people So
people just find you via your website, mostly through referral. I used to
be a therapist and I switched to life coaching. What's the difference? Why
are you based out of right now? I just work virtually, okay,
But when i'm what is the difference, what's the difference between life coaching and
therapy? So a therapist has at least a master's degree, a state license,
okay, that kind of thing. And a coach is someone who may
or may not be certified as a life coach. Oh okay, So you
know, anyone can generally call themselves a life coach. It's up to the
consumer really to do your due chill diligence and find someone that you match with
and you know that you trust, who has some some kind of background or
credentials. But when you talk about what's the difference between therapy and coaching,
coaching is much more interactive and it's more of a partnership, and it's more
future based. I would say, like, where is it that you want
to be? What is it that you want to be doing and feeling and
thinking? And therapy not? Well, I kind of combine them because I
do do some historical things, some healing of history. I do a lot
of trauma work as well, so but I have all of that experience,
right, So yes, I work with with general people. I saw I'm
sure you saw my website that I do life transition coaching, and you know
that's very generalized because we're always going through a transition, right, I didn't
see that life transition. I would think of death. I would ah,
that's the final transition, isn't it. I always think I do. If
someone said, I don't think of it as death, I just think you're
going somewhere else. Yeah, transitioning, Yes, divorce, Sheila. I
I own a business I do in home organizing, and I actually work with
a couple of different life coaches in Rochester that have referred me to clients and
then also along the line of being the parenting working with stressed out parents and
everything. So I totally get where you're coming from in terms of it because
I really work alongside a lot of therapists, the life coaches and all of
that. So I think what you do is awesome. Not everyone understands it,
but I totally get it. I have a business coach for myself and
she helps a ton, so yeah, yeah, well, I think everybody
needs a coach that that. That's my thing. I've been I've been seeing
that more and more and I always think sometimes you can find people who are
in the same business as you that can kind of guide you and show you
the way. Other times she just needs somebody. But I would think as
a life coach, I wouldn't want just anybody. So I think I think
just what I would refer to what you mean is is more of a mentor
someone who's doing the same thing you're doing, but is like a step ahead.
Seriously, a psychiatrist that's my life, that's my life coach that well,
well, I haven't taken my life, so obviously he's doing something.
Right. You still go oh, I always gone okay, yeah, all
right, good, very good. The life coaching, though, I think,
is when did that it's become a more and more popular Today it is
much more popular. It's it's more of a collaborative effort between the client and
the coach. And you can get one coach that can help you with business
and parenting in your own life, or you can get separate coaches for different
things. And it's really all about the relationship and someone who either has been
there or has some insight into helping you with where you're at. Okay,
And would you also do like if someone's coming to you for life coaching and
they they're talking about life. So it would almost be some sessions therapeutic in
a way. I would say that what I do is aligned with therapeutic.
Yeah, and we go through all different areas of life, you know,
we do relationships, finances, careers, spirituality, yeah, everything health.
Yeah that's a uh. I kind of like this, I might have to
sign up for a session. I believe, believe me, I need a
lighting that I need something keeping that he'll take care of you. No,
no, they keep you on track. Well, that's the thing, is
like motivated. A coach always, that's right, A w always keeps you
on task or on track or where you're going or kind of that same.
I always think like you're doing things for the satisfaction of doing them. But
there are days you just don't want to. But if you had somebody that
you were sort of accountable to or you're going to have to answer to in
a couple of days, I think the procrastination falls by the wayside. I
think you get more stuff done, you probably reach goals, maybe even faster,
and you just start to feel better. And then that's a whole momentum
that just gets going. It absolutely is. And what I really try to
work with people on is to be your own accountability partner, right because every
you know, our actions come from our emotional state, and if we're feeling
crappy, we're not going to do anything right, We're going to procrastinate.
But we tend to blame what's going on around us for how we feel.
Yeah, and like you said before, it's not it's what you think about
what's going on around you. I had this great example because when you first
called me, Phil, you were talking about reading an article about child abuse,
right, I was, so I really thought about this, and I
have this example I give people which really demonstrates how that whole mindset works.
Okay, so if you have a child who's acting out, So think about
the most frustrating time with one of your kids, right, like they're having
a temper tantrum, or they're spitting at you, or you know, whatever
they're doing, and then imagine there's ten different parents with that same exact situation.
They're not all going to smack the kid on the butt, right.
Some are going to scream, some are going to sit down and try to
talk, some are going to spank some are going to put him in time
out right, So it has nothing to do with what the kid did.
What the kid was doing was totally neutral until you decide to make it mean
something. Right, the kid is a bread the kid's over tired, he's
hungry, he's not listening. I've said this eight thousand times. I'm tired.
All of that determines how you feel, and that determines what you do.
You get that whole, Yeah, I do. And I always think
like it's a funny thing. Other people's opinions of you or none of your
business is something I say often, but I go it's one of those things
that's so easy to say and so hard to actually act on, and that
sometimes, you know, we let other people's emotions affect us, even the
kid. But if you could just stay where you are, up high and
positive and let the kid and really maybe see it for what it is.
I don't know, maybe it is a hungry or tired child. Try to
soothe the kid, but I would try to keep myself now. But I'm
also speaking as an older guy. I mean I when my kids were a
little I was yelling and screaming, you know, so in the moment in
the moment, you know, we don't want to help, like we don't
want to have like all this toxic positivity. Okay, my life is great.
I don't need to yell at my kid because that sit doesn't work,
right. Yeah, No, No, what we want to do is say,
I feel so pissed right now, I want to do something to my
child. Yeah, but have the awareness in that moment that it's not because
the kid did something. Is because I am angry because I can't manage my
own emotions. Right, I'm angry because I'm thinking something about this kid,
not because of what the kid is doing. And taking accountability and responsibility for
yourself and how you're showing up. That's the magic piece. I say this
again often, and it's another one of these things, like I almost believe
the real work in life is to always feel good. That's the real work.
You should always be trying to feel good. I think all this stuff,
all this sacrifice and pain, I think that's a bunch of bullshit.
And I think that the idea when you die, I think all resistance is
gone. It's bliss, it's heaven. It's heaven for everybody. There isn't
any other thing and I think you could have it here if you just stayed,
if you just keep going. But it's hard. It's hard in the
human condition. We've been conditioned, we've been told things and conditioned along the
way, and I don't know. To me, that feels like the real
work of life is trying trying to always stay. I want to say,
I guess positive, but always going for the better feeling thought, always going
trying to stay in you know, in the forward thinking, the optimist is
actually more successful than the pessimist by scientific study. If I had you been
coaching, yeah, I was doing a coaching session with you right now,
and I asked you the question, what percentage of time in your life should
you be in a positive emotional state, you would say a hundred No,
I wouldn't because I think that you need the contrast. Yes, okay,
I do believe you need the contrast, and that so you're not going to
stay. But because we're always we want stuff in life because we believe,
you know, it's going to make us feel better for having it or or
getting it or gaining it. But I think that no, so you need
the contrast. But I think instead of letting it suck, you down.
You got to find a way to try to stay above it. So I
have an easy way, an easy way. Okay. So the actual answer
to my question, did you hear what I said? I said, weed
gummies, gummies? Okay, you know that might work for short term.
I have a long term one, all right. It was a long term
one, okay. So when I asked the question, what percentage of time
should you be in a positive emotion? The answer is fifty. It's fifty
because that's what balance is, right. I mean, you don't want to
be happy when someone breaks a leg. You don't want to be happy if
someone loses their JP, right, that kind of thing. You want to
be able to experience the full gamut of the human experience, which is all
of the emotions. That's what makes us human. Right, when we believe
we're supposed to be happy. More than that, what happens is when we're
not, we get stuck in that because our subconscious says, I'm supposed to
this isn't supposed to be happening. It isn't supposed to happen, So it
happens for longer, like your story about the coffee and everything else, right,
Right, So when you're in a negative emotion, simply say to yourself,
Ah, there you are. This is part of my fifty percent.
Yeah, nothing lasts, No, this too shall pass. Nothing lasts.
Cookies are really good. Kevi brought in cookies and so everybody's eating cookies.
Fifty percent of happiness is right now. No, But I'm a big believer
in this stuff with your mind and that you can fix things. Uh,
and you've got to just stay hot. But it's hard at times, it's
very hard. And so you're you're right. I think the fifty percent because
it also then you're not feeling bad when you're in a bad state, like
I should be happy, but I'm not, which only makes things worse,
and so you wind up beating yourself up. And I think a lot of
times, yes, you know, when it gets to that point, take
a nap, you know what I mean, turn it off for a gummy
or a gummy. That's it. That's It's like Jimmy Buffett's new song,
My gummy just kicked in, right. I love it well. She husband.
My husband bought me a wine glass once that said wine is cheaper than
therapy, which may be true, but it's not long lasting. I'll sell
you this. It depends on what you're drinking. No thunderbird, no thunderbird.
Well she ol. This has been nice. Thank you. I would
love to have you on again at some point to talk, uh, just
kind of along these things. When you know keeping the mind and how powerful
that is and how you control your life. It's a play. You're writing
it. How do you you know? How do you want it to go?
Absolutely? Absolutely? You get to write all the whole story, right,
I'd love to come on again. It was great talking to all of
you. All right, Well, thank you. Nice talking to you too.
All right, bye? Right, And I think if Danny was my
life coach, I'd probably take the bridge. It is funny that Danny's a
life coach. No, oh yeah, Danny was a life coach. I
would take the bridge. Why would you take the bridge? Now? But
wait, but she said that anybody could be a life coach. So Mark
would be hang on a second, hang on a second. I would come
to you with a problem. I would go to Mark before I would command.
I would come to you with a problem, and I'm gonna tell you
where. You hand me a shot of something to cure my problem real quick.
I would be here would be my Jesus, here are my only fear
of coming to you with a problem. Yeah, that you would tell somebody
else. I don't do that. You say that all the time, but
you know I left the fucking drama freaking a year ago. I don't If
someone tells you something, I don't see a freaking word. And we can
go right back to my we can go right back to the whole thing we've
talked about, you know, stuff like that. I've never told you.
I've never told you. You know, I've never told Matt. Oh right
right right right right right right right right right right there, all right.
But I'm just saying if I had a real like, if I had a
problem, I would And here's why, because Mark is sensitive and would listen.
No, you would listen, and you would be empathetic, and he
would follow up. You would later on just go, hey, how's it
going. I you know I've been thinking, And you'd even give advice.
Yes, and in somebody else's business. I don't know why, see you
you're going back to years ago the way I used to know. I think
even then I would have come to you. Seriously, You've always been that
you're softy underneath it all kind of you are you are all right? We'll
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Law. It's for you, Mark Lit'll be Keith Urban whoa this isn't worse
sung it? No, I'm saying it's a good song, but out of
the one I don't know. I don't know his songs behinden me and covered
my eyes and whispered in my ear gifts who I would purposely say the wrong
name? Paull along, I knowew who it was? You and be love
who it taunted? All we laughed and wondered why we didn't last. I
want to get to the chorus man time later. I don't know the song.
Baby it caut a brew fast to deal with this goal? Oh your
banker? Okay, all shirt? Now, let me ask you it is
kind of sexy when a chick comes out just in one of your shirts,
right, yeah, yeah, you can't weigh in on this. Why would
you? Why would that be sexy to you? Chick come out wearing one
of her shirts? What is wrong with fantasy? No, it's like how
to wear a guy's shirt. You hear a woman like smells like the guy,
and yeah, yeah, what if he comes and wear one of your
shirts? Well, then we have guys who are a little bigger than me,
So that'd be weird. That would be weirdy. The other side here,
it would be weird too. And does Marianne ever put on one of
your shirts or anything? No? Do you ever put on one of hers?
All right, so there's a there is a new Swimsuit sixtieth anniversary.
By the way, I thought they went out of business Sports Illustrations. They
were keeping the Swimsuit issue. I think is the only thing they're gonna print.
Okay, so the Swimsuit issue, the sixtieth anniversary issue has somebody as
their twenty twenty four rookie get ready for Brittany Mahome. I like to see
that. Actually, well, go on Instagram. You can see a whole
video and stuff. And I mean, without trying to sound too creepy,
she looks pretty good. But she is a good looking girl. She's an
idiot, though, It just why are you making it? Really? Yeah?
Why is it with women. Now she just irks you. You're not
gonna do anything. Oh. I just feel like she because I remember seeing
a woman once and I went, oh, I just saw so and so.
Yeah. Really, well, everybody hates Taylor. I loving girls hate
Taylor Sweft, which makes no sense, which makes no sense to me.
I don't know hate. Oh, she gets seal all the time, which
makes no sense. And this is the same girls that you know women.
Yeah, and all of a sudden, girl for you know Zone Empire well
on her term talking about Empire. Brittany mahomes Uh is the owner of the
Kansas City Current. I think that's the National Women's Soccer League team, which
I think I think if you watched Quarterbacks, I think Patrick says he bought
her. The I was gonna say, but it's not like her. I
think Patrick says he bought it. I think he said it that way in
the in the Quarterbacks he say in his muppet voice. Uh, that's the
only voice he has. She's a former pro athlete, did she play professional
soccer? Now wife mother, Brittany emerges as the epitome of a modern day
powerhouse. Founder of the world's first ever dedicated stadium for women's sports. Brittany's
journey has surpassed all expectations, inspiring others with their tenacity and the unkneelding determination.
Proud to welcome her to the SI team. See this is where josh
Elle is better than Mahomes in one thing. Yeah, finally has one thing
over Mahomes. What's he got rid of his annoying Brittany and he's dating a
movie star now. Now, it's gotta be tough for some women to sit
this in the back seat, especially like they were high school sweethearts. You've
been there all the way, through all the accolades, everything, and now
you're being asked to take sort of a back seat. But I don't know
that she had the Britain Mahomes thing going on too. She was annoying,
and I guess she was, really she was. Didn't she get like scolded
by the stadium or something by the Kansas City chiefs told her to sit down
and shut up or something. I know someone whose family lives in Kansas City,
and I was talking to her the other day and she was like,
the entire city hates the Mahomes family, Like really, yes, they hate
Jackson Mahomes who's annoying just as well. They hate Brittany. They just her
whole family is in Kansas City. She goes to my gym, and she
was just saying that if you're like out and about and they show up,
people will leave because they do not want to be bothered the Mahomes family,
that they are so obnoxious and rude. And just see, Josh Allen has
another thing over Mahomes. He is a good family. Yeah, but so
what are we thinking, like somewhat entitled, entitled? Yeah, absolutely entitled.
I think that they run that SETI just because I do. Yeah,
but Patrick doesn't act that way. He's a Doude's true color doesn't act.
It's true colors are coming out, Like what give me? What about Josh
Allen's best friend? I know, but I don't see him that way.
I don't. I don't get that from him. I don't know. He
comes from humble beginnings. His dad just got a third d w Y.
See. The funny The funny thing is four or five years ago when the
Chiefs were just starting. Oh, Patrick Mahons, it's the same thing.
That's it's Tom Brady Center. They just keep winning, you know, but
hang on second, he's a jerk, he's a cheater. That may be
with Mahome, but the family stuff, I mean, we know that.
We never well, we did see Giselle when she said Tom can't throw it
and catch it too. But that's one time somebody stuck a camera in her
face. It's almost like Britney mahone. Didn't she throw on the crowd?
They say she's spray champagne all over, Like, didn't she want to throw
a drink? Though? I thought she got the panther? I know that,
but I thought there was also a time she did something to anyway.
Yeah, but Giselle was I didn't think was money before time. But I
didn't think she wasn't money before Patrick. By the way, if I was
playing quarterback, the person I'm with goes she can't throw it and catch it
too. I appreciate that. Baby. I'm okay, that's all right.
I'm not going to get all upset. I just want to see the sixtieth
anniversary issue of s I. We'll go sometimes from the sixties back. Sometimes
sometimes he's done by their knees, sometimes not all of them. Don't don't
be don't be distant like that. Doug will be very upset. The I
think some of the women they should bring back, well now they do older
women. I think they had a woman in her sixties last time, and
somebody who was a well Kathy Ireland has got to be close to her sixties
and that was yeah, that was my first true love right there, Kathy
Ireland, absolutely all right, you have to tell me what this sound is.
Can you tell me what this sound is? Ready? Sorry? So
something jerking off underwater. It's like gurgled Phil Sherman's stomach before six that picture
swimsuit pictures. Uh, it is exactly what you're saying. It's the black
drumfish having sex underwater. People in Tampa were being woken up by this sound
coming off like because you know, it's sort of the Gulf of Mexico,
so people were it's a little still in the water, so they were very
concerned. They were asking somebody had to go fund me to try to raise
money to find out what was happening. Was it? They didn't know?
And then some scientists came out and said, no, it's the black drum
fish. This is a black drumfish having sex. But to your point,
it outs like someone jerking off underwater. That's a good yeah. Now have
you ever have I ever jerked off underwater? No? Sexually, not even
heard of the memory project. Have you ever had sex in the water,
Yes, okay, yeah, that's harder to do though. Sometimes it was
in the ocean. Yeah, and it was to be difficult. Yeah,
those drunk but even hot tubs are like hot tub ones. Yeah, you
guess somebody's got to be out of the water a little bit. It's right,
we can't in the water. It's it's like it gets you don't need
to be out of the little it gets friction. No, I understand what
I'm saying. The friction. Sometimes things are sliding out too quick and it
gets a little you know, I know totally, I'm totally found that's not
that dope something else and I'm just like, I don't know. I mean,
I get it a hot tub and it's supposed to be romantic and all
hot and Valentine's and I don't know. The ocean I could see, but
then the ocean is usually end up on the sand. Yes, and then
you can't try getting that stand out. Next thing, you know, you
got a pearl, you're shitting a pearl. The next day. That's terrible.
You don't want that sex and water. It's like all these things that
it's over reading section the car. Hold on, let's talk about section in
the car for a second. Why because I'll tell you why. Because you're
sixteen options sixteen or if you get drunk at a bar and that Billy's that
was that was that was the place. There are people there, That's exactly
it. Ye, look at deal. How do you know? Because I
know a guy who cheats on his wife and he takes everyone in his truck.
Really, yeah, okay, what kind of truck is he trying for?
Really? What the color? I could give you the license plate?
Really, have you been in it? No? Look at that. Wow,
they did the DNA swap. We're gonna find something in there from you.
They went with a black light. They gonna find you. Yes,
the answer is yes, you can't know all those details and not. I
mean I know this person, but yeah, people who cheat in cars.
So so there you go. I just think it's do you think it's bad?
I think it's boring. I think it's like, you know, I
like to move around in front whoa, whoa, whoa. It wouldn't be
why would I watch in the front seat. It's nothing to see? What
about it? Check out the review? What she said? I'm sorry,
she said, what about road RoadHead? Roadheads? Different? Like have you
ever had that? And then you get so turned on that you pull off?
And no? Have you? Yeah? Okay, all right, Yeah,
it's been a while for me on those. Yeah, I mean everyone
you know, well ago, a long time ago. Just yeah, now
it's here. I hear that. I start this is like if you were
you know, face off or something. Boom boom boom, boom boom,
start playing this at his weddings that he yes, he does DJ the weddings
and things. I don't know. See, I've heard both frogs and things.
I always think they're banging when they're loud like that. That's what they
say. Yeah, that's what I think is going on. Goats, Yeah,
chickens. Uh. New York State they're cracking down on your personal license
plates. I think it costs sixty bucks to get a vanity plate. That
so they have dismissed over three thousand proposed license plates in twenty twenty three.
Some of those include tree some not threesome, but tree, some Orgasm RG
eight ZM call girl, fart box with F the number four RT box,
jank af duck me, and nice Buns with a Z. Now apparently they're
just man s many personalized plates that so I guess combinations that are considered obscene,
derogatory or offensive not allowed. Combinations that do not have one letter,
combinations that consist of six numbers followed by one letter. You can't have any
of those. But there was a whole like some of the things people were
trying to get to get through. But I don't understand why why can't you
have that? You know, what if somebody had nice Buns driving around funny?
I mean, that'd be fun. What if it was nice buns in
their bakery. What if it was the Pittsford Bakery or the the what's Charlie's
Joint over in Pittsford and Webster and now few mall. No, it's out
village Bakery. So I'd say it's Village Bakery and he had nice Buns as
the license plate for the trucks that run around, and it'd be funny.
Well, maybe you have to go, and maybe you have to go and
prove like you gotta gotta got a petition that flipside. That's the only fans
woman. What's what if it was only fans that had nice buns, I
wouldn't care. I wouldn't even By the way, only fans is bullshit?
Why is only fans bullshit? The biggest bullshit I've ever seen in my life?
Have you been on it? No? Not recent in the labeor before?
Why was it? Why was it bullshit? Because you you, all
of a sudden, you'll pay an amount, let's say, nineteen ninety nine
for how long a month? Yeah, a month for nineteen nighty nine.
Then you go on and for twenty five dollars, you can see them freaking,
you know, dildo themselves. So you're not paying to get in there
to pay more? You what are you seeing for the nineteen dollars? Nothing?
Nothing, nothing. You're getting in there to be able. So it's
just how these people are getting like twenty thousand dollars there. Yeah, so
nineteen ninety nine gets you an access their page. I've never gone on to
get in everything else. See, I know a couple of people have been
not only fans, That's why I've been on. Are having only fans page?
And you, yeah, you go and watch them Wow, you support
them a long time ago. You support them, yes, a long time
ago. Yeah, so yeah, but that's what it is. It's like
you go on and you pay it. You're like you pay admission, but
then you have to crack. You have to pay the crack open to see
anything that's any good. I got I didn't know that. Yeah, so
that's because I think a couple of Florida had two moms that were on there.
One was advertising on the back of her I don't know, a decal
in the back, and she was dropping her kids off at a Christian school.
They got expelled from the Christian school because she They made her cross park
across the street. Now, I don't know how many kids are going to
be looking up the only fans thing, but parents were getting all up tight.
And then another mom was a volunteer for five years in a public school
and somebody found out she had an only fans page and raised the red flag.
I see, I don't know. It seems shitty to me. It
does. Somebody had to me living, you know, And sometimes these pages
can can well they're saying like twenty thousand dollars is one couple makes but in
order to see them have sex. You're saying you'd pay your nineteen dollars and
then an additional twenty five. Yeah, and it's at twenty five a one
time thing. So each time I go in it to be you when you
unlock, I guess when you unlock that, then do you get see it
any time? Yeah? But if that twenty dollars you're paying this upfront,
I mean obviously we don't. Only fans is not just DNA. It's got
all the other stuff that. Yes, you can get cooking show, teaching
things. Maybe that twenty buck gets to that nobody's watching. I didn't even
know that. Yeah, there's cooking instructional shows. There's all sorts of stuff
on it. Why is that funny? Not just you know, only fans.
You could cook, you could do that, you can do of your
organization everything, organizing skills. You need to wear different clothes, wet pants
and T shirt. I don't know, that's up to you. It's your
only fans page. I'm not going to tell you. But so they charge
an extra, Yeah did you pay, motherfucker? You did? Of course
they did. Yeah, so you paid the extra to you, So you
done almost forty five bucks more than that, because then you get one,
Oh, let's do this one so way. That's what I'm asking you.
So they charge you each time, No, there's different, but each there's
different ones, Like there's one for pay per view. Yeah, there's one
for fifty dollars to do this, there's one for twenty five doing this,
there's one for oh, I get you, and then they just continually put
up new ones. But so each but you can watch the one that you
paid for. How many times? There's many times you want to many times
you like, I could come back on. I could come back a week
later and watch it again. Yeah, and I've already paid. I'm in
for the sure if I was to go on there, there's stuff on there
from like six years ago there still there. Yeah, what's that? I
guess I don't know. I don't even know the password anymore. I don't
do that stuff anymore. No, I know you don't. I know you
don't, but you know stuff. That's that's what I like. You know
stuff. All right, we will uh, we'll take a moment. Uh
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I was never a big ac She fan myself. I didn't mind this
song when I used to DJ or not DJ. I don't know what the
fuck I did, but it was over at Diamonds. This song around on.
Yeah, this song would come on. I think I told the story
where they wanted to have a live show there on Saturday nights. Yeah,
and no one wanted to do it. So I got it and I did
it every Saturday night. I know I was there with you. There were
some chick there were some chicks. Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah,
way back. How are they going on tour? I thought, didn't this
guy lose his voice too? Now he was, Yeah, but he got
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Johnson, but not for that. He has Brian Johnson racing and I watch
him on YouTube. He's got these he's got like some of the greatest cars,
and he goes and he takes other rock stars and then he does interviews
with him in these Really it's almost like comedians in cars getting coffee, but
they're like in a really rare ferrari or something. I love it, you
love it the fuck I love it. Let me ask you this, who
we got Valentine's Day coming up? Who is the toughest non romantic person to
break up with? Okay, non romantic, I'm gonna give you a choice,
but to be a personal trainer, your hairstylist or barber, someone who's
teaching you music, Like if you were going for lessons a tutor, a
nail technician or a massage therapist, skincare technician. Who is the hardest to
break up with? You need to break up? It's because the hairdresser.
Why Because my hairdresser has been with me for twelve years and knows everything.
Yeah, knows all the stuff about your life. Yeah, yeah, knows
all the dirt. Yeah yeah, but it'll be the hardest breakup. What
would make that breakup? I really don't know. I mean, I know
that same hairdresser one of my friends when she was out went to another person
at the same salon and ended up liking her better. Like yeah, but
I don't know, be a tough one. I don't think guys have that,
Like no, but here's the problem is is that if you ever,
you know, girl cuts your hair and then you end up dating somebody that
cuts hair, she won't let you go. Yeah. Yeah, that's happened
to me. I finally found why I've been going to a barber for like
the last two years, and I've known him, Like, I don't know
why. I just didn't go to him my whole life, and you know,
stuck around these old bitches because you liked it when they rubbed their breast
up against your back. Of your day. Actually, people used to know
how to play me like a piano. Of course you're easy, easy,
you are Kevin nothing. I think it's the trainer because my kids quit whatever.
Jimmy was signed out bad because you're going to cool. Yeah, and
they took them like three weeks for them to Every time you'd go and everything,
well how about this, and then that's It's just they don't give you
a chance. I just want to quit me out. They're a Seinfeld episode
about that, Yes, probably Jimmy. All right. Fellas if your mother
and your girlfriend or wife switched bodies and the only way to switch them back
was to have sex with one of them, Who would you bang? And
why your mom and your girlfriend switch bodies? Okay? Who would you bang?
And why not? Pass? What do you mean past? I don't
know how to answer that fucking question. Your mom and your girlfriend's body they
switch. Now your girlfriend is in your mom's body and your mom's in your
girlfriend's body. Just don't know how the fuck would you bang your mom?
I wouldn't bang my mom. Okay, what if it was dude's what if
it was your boyfriend and your dad's switch body, the boyfriend in your dad's
body, you'd have to because you can't mentally think about Yeah, but I
know, but physically, what I'm saying is, but you are physically that's
your dad's crank. I'm not gonna see yeah, no, no, what
if you okay? So, but would it be creepier if you went for
like the girlfriend, but it's your mom in there? Your mom's like,
oh my god, yeah, that's thinking about my dad giving me like a
speech? What about Well? What about you? Are you? Are you
going girlfriend in mom's body? Are you going margin girlfriend's body? I may
have to to get back to what I want. I may have to Uh.
I might have to bend the large march over. I may have to.
No, I'm serious, I think I may have to. I may
have have to just close my eyes and go. I don't think the HEP's
were though, do they? Uh? Yeah, yeah, she's got got
clearance because if I went the other way, it would it would be the
person but inside the voice and all is my mom, you know, so
as she probably i'd like come in and she goes, what are you doing?
Put a robot. I mean, I don't know, it would be
weird. I don't know. Just randomly we had some fucked up question.
All right. Neither of you actually answered no, of course not YEA skirted
the question. What would you You couldn't do either? You couldn't do now
you can't You couldn't do either, No, you wouldn't. Like then have
sex with your girlfriend and just ask and just hope that the person was really
quiet. This is just such a fucked up question. And then what if
your mom like, wass what if your mom it's your girlfriend's body, but
your mom is just I mean, it's just pleasure coming out of her.
Oh my god? Why is all right? If you were if you're a
porn star and but also a parent, how would you describe your line of
work to the to the kids if you're a porn star but offico a parent
actor. Yeah, that's it. I think that's a great answer. That's
a great answer because I'm thinking like these moms that we've talked about on on
Only Fans in Florida that have been getting in trouble that the kids know.
Yeah, so what do you say? I'm an actor actor, I'm an
actor model, Yeah, a model pipe in the union. You're you do
health health studies. Oh you're a peach. You're a Petrie dish. Yeah,
you're a Petrie dish. Okay, that's a pipe fitter. I don't
know what I would say. I can't imagine having that conversation. Hey,
I left your potential sibling self for someone's back. It's like terrible. All
right, here's what what makes a guy creepy? A guy a peer creepy?
Makes a guy that? What makes a guy a peer creepy? Really
intense eye contact, really intense ye contact like leaning in, Oh, someone
checking you out, like scaring, like that stare. But if you walk
into a place and you're with some girlfriends and you're all there hoping to get
hit on. What what would make a guy stand out as creepy before he
even said anything to you? Is there is there something that a guy?
I feel like it could be a look like just looking homeless, like nigal,
like the gree police mugshot seven days of growth. But you haven't done
anything more of that? Yeah, you know you just feel that like what
makes now Here's one. Women can be creepy. Yeah, women can come
off as creepy. I know a couple. Yeah, so we've talked about
one. What makes women creepy? What makes women creepy? Because I just
thought of a woman that absion that you would know, what do you mean
obsession? Being obsessed is creepy to me. I want to talk baby talk
to you. Yeah, that is that can be creepy depending on who it
is, the eye crazy. I'm going to write down a name. Do
you remember her? Oh yeah, I remember her? Yeah. Yeah.
Some people found that person creepy. Yeah, okay, but some people found
that person creepy. I found her as a woman found her. Some people
did. Yeah, And I've I've had women who get like women who can
become the all of a sudden, very touchy feely, and they're drunk.
I watched that Third Row. They're drunk and they and then all of a
sudden, they're like breathing on you, and it's like, come on,
get yourself together, the worst, the worst drunk woman. You're better than
this. You're better than this. It was a great viewing that night.
Why was view? What's he talking about? Just like watching you sometimes be
in hell? Yeah, it's like last month, like Monday when you you
know, being uncomfortable doing an interview. Yeah, that was that was awesome.
You're making a phone call? Yes, no, yes, there was
a woman. There was a woman who was uh like talking and getting feeling
and she started grabbing my junk and right in the bar, just like just
drunk, just grabbing. Did you know her before that? Uh? Not,
not really in the past. The best part was multiple people that we
know together in the bar were like, you gotta save your boy, and
I just kind of stood there. That's awesome. I tried once the same
of you ignored it. No, I couldn't get over to you. You
could have no money. I gotta log on my John. I gotta go
for a minute. Put the least down, honey, I gotta go.
It was. It was bad. It was it was. It was bad.
It was great. No, it wasn't. It was uncomfortable, great
for everybody that was. Remember that happened to me before, what the same
exact thing, and I was and I'll never I remember exactly where it was
and who it was and it was it remember chester Fields over and uh on
Stutton Street. No, it's now Murph's Okay, okay, Well, we
were doing a CMF thing there, and I forgot who the who the talent
was. Actually I think it was me. I think it was where Super
Bowl. Nobody wanted to do it because they don't want to pay a tail
fee, so that's when they sent me out. Well anyways, it was
when the brought fire beat the Patriots in the super Bowl. This is how
long ago it is? Ninety six? Ninety yeah, ninety six okay,
and it scrow would not leave me alone when not really yes, drunk drunk
hammered, yeah, hi whatever she was would not leave me alone? Sorryle
with her? Did you? Yeah? So I was gonna ask Bill though,
so with this woman, were you like, even though you were annoyed
by her, were you slightly turned on? It was like, no,
no, turn to Kevin. You are. And then there's other woman said
to me, uh, I'm watching what happens. I'll pretend to be your
girlfriend. And so she came over again and she and that woman put her
arm around me, and the groper came up and she said something like uh
what She said, how do you know Bill? And she said, oh,
we've gone out a couple of times, and the groper turned and just
left. She was but she was but see, the thing is like it
was a bad representation of even that. I should say this because it sounds
like I'm defending, but I think even that person, they were just really
really drunk. Have you seen her since? Uh? Yes? And she
said, she said to me, I I listened to the podcast. You
referred to me as the groper, And I said, I said, yes,
I did. Has she ever been in here? No, she's not
been Jesus, Uh yeah, I don't know. I think she just laughed
it off. I didn't. I didn't really, So, ladies, and
here's evental. Look just when you're them, don't grab his junk off.
Just leave him alone. But don't do that to anybody. You imagine if
a guy went up and you know what happened, he'd be like out,
They'd be body surfing him right out the front door. God, it's good
to be a woman to get away with more. Do you think chicks get
away with more in terms of like flirting or yeah? Women are women like
women now like that are that had been married more aggressive. I don't think
that if I went up and I like rubbed a guy out his arm that
I didn't know. I don't really think anyone's gonna like no, that's no,
no, no no. But like if a guy who I didn't know
came up and rubbed me would be weird are you doing? Oh? That's
strange? That is that's interesting that you say that. That is a double
standard because the guy would be like, could you play it off real quick
and be like, oh, I thought you were somebody else? Does that
make you creepy? What if a guy looked at you went what are you
doing? Like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought it
was somebody. I thought you were somebody else. I guess I gone up
and like what I'm saying, what guy's gonna get mad if she rubs up
against him? Though? Seriously, well, if you see I'll tell you
what guy, the guy that on the other side of him that she didn't
see is his girlfriend or his wife. That's true. That's when he's gonna
be like, Okay, what are you doing? Because that's when it gets
uncomfortable. Yeah, right, I mean, yeah, experience a guy in
front of his girlfriend. What if you didn't know what for you? What
if there was like what if there was a group of people and one chicken
there really liked the guy but nothing had really happened, and then is it
just game on competition? Look at this, it depends. Yeah, yeah,
change. There's no dedication now anymore. No dedication means when when someone
is interested in someone and let's say I'm interested in let's say I'm interested in
yeah, and I'm not doing anything about it, then my buddies well end
up going and screwing or they don't care that I liked her or anything.
Is that what you're saying, though, That is exactly what I'm saying.
There's no dedication anymore. No, No, I've did on time the bros
before Hose, which we used to follow back in our day. That's that's
long gone. Well. I always thought like if there was, but if
if you weren't making a move on it and the check was there, I
could see where that's it. I always thought it was like if you dated
her and then yeah, I guess you got like two chances. If we're
all going out and it's two and it's a group and it's two times and
you don't make that move. Certainly times it's it's free game. Yeah,
the midget and CanCon like I didn't make a move, So somebody with one
of my buddies hooked up with her. I couldn't really get mad about it,
right, No, is that the weirdest hookup you've ever had? I
never had it off top with her. You never did. No, I
read opportunity to hook up with her. And you didn't know Maddie, Matt
even Matt even indeed may even beginning team leader, and went and talked to
one of her ugly friends, really even to get this going. And I
just wouldn't budge on it. Biggest, you're junk would have That's what I
said. I said that to him the other night. When how big in
her little hands, how big you would have looked? Yeah? Maybe not?
Maybe what was holding you back? I don't know. And every opportunity
there was, nothing was holding back. I'm not sure why. Well,
clearly something was mentally in your head. You didn't find her attract He thought
he was going to break her in half. You didn't find her attractive,
did you? Leader? Did you like lead her on? I don't even
really, I didn't even really talk to her. He didn't make out with
her or anything, nothing really, but this could have happened. Yes,
you had the opportunity. Yes, are you sure, yes, nobody.
Well no, no, See here's the thing. Sometimes, like I think,
even married, ifif midge is an opportunity to mintione, I think your
wife or her husband should understand. No, absolutely, I agree with you,
absolutely wrong with you should get a midget. I think that I should
be excuse it's like a bridget hole. Pass a midget hole. Pas.
Yes, not everybody chance you can get you're saying. Person, you'll say
that, you'll say this ship. But let's say push came to shove.
There is no way you're gonna sit by and let your significant other do that.
Not a chance. There's not a chance. What do you mean,
you don't know? Really cool story, it would be a really cool story.
Oh my god, you're the only person here in the wind do a
midget? Midget? That's the thing, wouldn't I'm saying. Here's what I'm
saying is if I'm with somebody and the midget comes along and I and and
it's like all flirting and everything, I think you should get that, and
I say I'm gonna I I go. Know, I know I wouldn't.
I wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want the other way around. Yeah,
I would want to No. I mean like if I walked in and on
midget's balls are on someone's chin, and I'd be like, what you know
what I mean? That would be weird. That would be weird. That
would be weird. Ide strip clubs, Oh, if there was, I
would totally be there. Do you find that attractive? No, I find
it funny. I don't find an Attractor's a difference between the two. Well,
I know there's a midget kisses. We almost said midget wrestling at bets
to Billy's one time. Okay, so that was close. Yeah, but
the midget. So but I think you didn't hook up because you weren't attracted.
And I also think that I do, and I think I do,
and I think that women have the opportunities lead men on more, be flirtatious
and playful but know nothing's going to happen. But I have them, buy
drinks, dance at them, do all this stuff, and then all of
a sudden, the d night, bye, story of my life, story
of my life, bye, it happens. I'm sure, yeah it I'll
start. It started in my turn seventeen, then all dead started my turn
sixteen seventeen. That you would get like women just taking advantage. We might
have to get in touch. There is a difference between taking advantage of or
being nice to someone and them offering to buy you a drink. But we
want need to get this. We want to get these people on the show.
What did you find New York Midges dot Com, Dwarf Strippers, Dwarf
Performers, Dwarfs the Midges for higher basically, do they have donkeys too?
Yeah? I don't believe this. Let's it's gotta be give me hang on
a second, it's not it's gotta be true. Hang on, I want
are you not? You're not worried about this one? No? No,
they're advertising. I'm not worried about it at all. Yeah. I don't
know if I had the chance, so obviously I can't say that. I
you know, I'd always want to be able to. Well, we'll try,
you know, we'll try another night. I'll see if I can set
it up and we'll try it another night Monday. Yeah, and see if
we can set it up for Monday and see if we can get the midget
one in there. Who do you like in the Super Bowl? I don't
think there's any in the City's city I'm not rooting for anybody. What I
who I am rooting for is I got my shirt and I didn't wear it
because I didn't go back home to Kelse trailer. I got Taylor's swept Kelsey
twenty twenty four. So basically what I'm going to do is is I'm only
going to share when they show Taylor, and I'm only going to share when
Kelsey makes the play. Other than that, the team and go to fucking
hell. Oh my god? All right, Laura, are you watching?
Of course, I will probably go for the forty nine ers. I just
don't I don't want the Chiefs to win back to back. Okay, all
right, Kevin, I honestly could care less who wins. I'm just looking
for either a complete entire blowout one way or last second kick. Well,
Usher, what do you think of? Usher? Is the halftime show is
going to bring out some special guests. I'm excited. That was one of
the pens that they had, he said, Taylor b one of the special
guests. Usher was definitely like my era in college, so I'm excited for
that. Well, I would assume he's the one that found Biab, so
I would bet Biaber's there if he brings anybody, Yeah, that'd be a
good point. That's a good one there. It is all right. We
will close it out as we get ready for Super Bowl weekend and midgets,
midgets, the puppy ball, always the midget ball. Yes, I think
that word, by the way, is considered defensive. I don't know.
I know a mission. I might hi mission a couple of midgets. They
think little people's offensive. For Mark, Laura Kevin, I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you Monday. Pass the