Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the five hundred and nineteenth episode
of the Geek Verst Podcast. A nice little mini cast today with mad Max
ranking that we're supposed to last weak last week, not last wank with with
the last last shared together on the last wank again tuble Venom. Of course
we're gonna talk about Aliens. Yeah, just a mini one because we don't
know what will we do news next, because there's lots of TV retros coming
up or TV episodes reviews. I am the clown Prints of Symbiotes Tras Snell
and I'm doing by I'm run Kirkle Batzer, Andy Romulus, Stan the Field.
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I loft of other good stuff sidequests out this week. The X Men retros
are dropping right now it's the Wolverine, and then in a couple of weeks
me Kirkland Kyle will be reunited to record Apocalypse and getting that going. Oh
yeah, so we haven't seen the movie since since I saw it in theaters.
So good. You didn't even do it on the retro perfect. Yeah,
no we didn't, so that'll be exciting times. Then, yeah,
Accolades started in a couple of weeks, coming up here The Boys is starting,
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So yeah, let's get into just quickly because it's just a minating guys,
but we still do this. Kirkland, what have you been watching lately?
What have I been watching lately? TV shows? What have we been
watching? Parks and rec That's a good one. I love. Yeah,
that was like why I got Crave early. You know, I was gonna
get craved four How's the Dragon? But that was the only place that had
Parks and Rec. So, Shane, I have been wanting to rewatch it,
so we we've been rewatching it, okay, and uh man, Chris
Pratt is just so fantastic. I feel like there's so many scenes, but
I'm like, what if this was just improv or like if he actually has
a script here, Like he's just so good with his his mannerisms and whatnot.
But yeah, that show is fantastic and uh TV Yeah, nothing really
else for TV shows right now, Shane, I still have been finished Fallout.
We're on the last episode. We just for a while. I know,
it's just been like, yeah, you want to watch this, It's
like, let's just watch Parks and rec and the other nights. Last night,
actually we could have watched it, but I watched for the first time
in my life, Devil's Wear Devil Wears Prada. Yeah, and uh,
I thought it was very aggressive about that. I love it. I liked
it. I was very surprised that Emily Blunt was in there. I did.
I was not expecting her and I've never seen her in that type of
role before and see her as a redhead was interesting. But she was so
fantastic and it, I mean, everyone in that is great. I I
I love Anne Hathaway. I think she's just so fantastic save for that next
h what's it called Princess Diaries? Are you gonna watch the the The Idea
of You on Amazon Prime? I s really wanted me to watch it with
her and I said, no, I think it's gonna be terrible. And
she watched it and she loves it, but it's like, yeah, I'm
not surprised, like she she loves all those like rom coms, and I'm
assuming I would not have liked it, and we'll leave it there. But
no, I thought Devil's Devil Wears Prada was not what I expected it to
be. I don't know, like I knew, Oh my gosh, what's
her name, what's the great the street Monster? Yeah, the Street the
Streeper. I knew that she was kind of in a CEO type role,
which is kind of an asshole. Someone might call her the devil. I
knew something like that. I knew it to do with fashion, but I
had no idea it was like Anne Hathaway's role in it. So that was
kind of nice, and uh yeah, I thought it was a good,
good flick. I thought it was It was fun that the boyfriend, I
don't know his name, but I feel like I've seen him in various shows
around this era. When when this came out, I'm gonna have to look
it up here. He's just got i don't know, handsome face to him,
and like he was in like like one show in particular. Adrian Adrian
Granier, is that his name yeah. No, Simon Baker is the boyfriend.
Are you sure? I think no, he's like Simon Simon Baker is
like the asshole kind of guy. Yeah, okay, No, he was
in Oh he was an Entourage that's in the past. He wasn't he the
original like Aukaman in that show? Right? I think? Oh? In
the Entourage show? Yeah show, Yeah, he plays Aukaman. Yeah,
okay. I thought I'd see him in another show, but that was about
it. But I kind of forgot about him. Yeah. He doesn't have
a lot of juice I think in his role here. But I don't know
if that's just the the script or maybe it's just his caliber of it.
Finally, like twenty years La, it's like some of some of my role
to be s Yeah, you know, not the juice. Fuck yeah,
But the movie as a whole, I think it was great. I I
don't think. I can't remember if I posted a letter box a little rating,
but expect one expected coming up? Oh good, Taylor, Oh what
I've been up to? Madison's gotten into a Bridger ten, which Shay whispered
to Madison that you didn't expect it to be like soft core porn. Oh
yeah, I'm actually taken aback by how much. Yeah, all that sex
stuff that's actual. Time I saw watching it, I was like, what
are you like? I've never seen her watch such a such a vulgar aggressive
isn't it is there? Like is there cock? Though in it there's no
cock? Oh yes, okay, softcore. Okay, you guys were talking
like it wasn't. So it's just funny. They have like they like classical
like covers, like it'll be like a I don't know, Ariana Grande song
or something, but it's like a violin like someone just going fucking balls d
DP, as Travis now would say. And then you just got like,
especially in the latest season, I was supped to like what happens, but
they have like fucking mister Worldwide pit Bull, like, uh, like a
song in there, and they're just like cranking on the violin and I'm just
sure in my mind just hearing pimple but this, and my sister explained,
like this show just sounds so bad. I just don't think I'm ever gonna
give some good stuff in there. It's got some good stuff good. I
just am not sure, like is this is this trying to be like historically
accurate, because I think this show is not historically accurate. I don't think
so. I hope people aren't thinking like this about the music. Yeah,
definitely music. I just hope people aren't watching like this is based on a
true story and that's why they're watching it. They don't give a shit.
No. Yeah, But if you do want something that is, in my
opinion, much better, watch Showgun because I've been watching that sixty five percent
the way through and fuck, it is so good. Holy shit, it's
fucking fantastic. I've watched on the characters, the story is just so riveting
and fantastic, and it's just everything that they've done, like one thing in
this episode comes back and this next episode. And I'm not gonna say it's
like Game of Thrones, because Game of Thrones is very much its own thing,
but in this like it's just it's so nice that it's so unique and
has established itself as its own thing and its own narrative. And I really
appreciate the detail that they've really invested into this show, from point eight all
the way to point the Z. So far, it's just been wonderful.
And I'm I'm I'm just hooked. It's it's proven to be such a such
a good, a good, good, good show, so I cannot recommend
that enough. It's definitely satisfying my cravings while I wait for Yellowstones climactic finale
this November. What else have I should I get another season? Showgun getting
season two and three? Yeah? Yeah, it's a controversial. Oh yeah,
it's controversial because the first season fall of the book like to a t
and there's no other books, so everyone's like, oh, it's it's definitely
Hulu cashing in and like or FX what whoever does that they're cashing in because
it was such a big hit. So I get it from a business standpoint,
we'll see what happens. Yeah, I'm a said to start it.
As I've said before, I just need to find time because there's a subtitled
show, so I don't want to have it on the background, like that's
the show that I know. Okay, I gotta sit down and focus,
and I feel like the only shows I do that for recently, or like
podcast shows for the most part, I think the last time I did that
was made for The Bear and meanimily still finish that. But I feel like
the Showgun. I want to, so I will do it before the year's
end because I feel like the two shows debate is that Showgun or Baby Reindier
for this year, I feel like that's always the like the camp So I'm
excited and I love that guy. The rumors too, he's gonna be in
the Ghost Shushima movie, which I'm like, fuck yeah, like let's go,
you know. So he's just that guy. I can't remember his full
name, but he's Bowl of Training, He's in the Wolverine. He's just
like great and everything, that guy. So it's like any like Japanese samurai
type like movie. I feel like he doesn't have to audition for. It's
just like, yeah, we're getting this guy. But now he's great though.
He's fantastic. Other two to movies that I've I watched recently was four
Versus Ferrari. I haven't I haven't gone around the same that one. But
it was just I think it was on Netflix, thought yeah, let's let's
put it on Madison. It was way past her bedtime, but she actually
stayed up because she wanted to watch it and see how it concluded. Uh
yeah, Christian Bale was great in it. I really loved it, and
he's good. Matt Damon was good in that movie too. Yeah, it
was just great. Matt Damon good. Yeah, it was just it was
a good movie. Really really enjoyed it. The other one, I I
it's more of a good movie. I wasn't surprised. It's like, oh,
that's a Taylor Field like that. That's like a Taylor who's like an
old man. That's an old man movie versus I watched that again I'm an
old man. The other one I watched and this one, Madison was like,
I watched watch just like an old movie. I was like, I
got an old movie that I did not realize was on Disney. Plus I'm
pretty sure it was added recently, even though it is a Disney movie.
My favorite Martian, this movie is fantastic man. Oh yeah, it is
a classic. I remember I watched it. The last time I would have
seen it is probably when I was a kid. But seeing it on there,
I thought, Okay, this is adding to my list. I need
to watch this at some point because you got Elizabeth Hurley in there, which
is surprised. Yeah, she's in there. Jeff Daniels, Christopher Lloyd obviously,
but it really makes me want to go back and watch it. I
she's fantastic in that. Yeah, I unfortunately was looking for Bedazzle this week
and I could not find it on a stream. I have it on DVD.
I'll lend it to you. I do too. It was just me
being lazy, like the click of the butt, like, oh, it
should just be there, because I'll tell you why. I was gonna try
and watch it. But yeah, Hurley man, that's well crushes in the
two thousands, my goodness off after Austin Powers. Yeah, when she's like
she like gets the gum or something. I can't remember the scene specifically,
but like she started to change. Yeah, that was like a heavy VHS
rotation movie. In my family, we watched that movie a lot. But
yeah, it's great. God, why are you watching the Dazzled? Well?
I wanted to because this week I had watched Brussel Mighty. I don't
know what it was, but something's just no but like the gaud Deevil thing.
So I was like, and then I was in the mood for like
another religious type of comedy. But Dazzled's one of my favorite movies all the
time. I guilty pleasures because I just I love that movie so much,
love Frasier in it. So yeah, I can't remember. There was some
thought I had of why I want to watch Brussel Mighty, and I watched
it. I think it was just on Amazon Prime. I still really enjoyed.
I think it's like the tail end of because the same director that did
Like Liar, Liar, Pet Detective. I feel like it was the tail
end of the Jim Carrey comedies that I was liking before he did like Fun
with Dick and Jane and the Mister Penguin Poppers or whatever like that to me
is like the last one of that era where I'm like, oh, I
really enjoy this one, and then there's more that come, which is crazy
too. If you look at the director, like I said, he did
Pet Detective, he did Liar, Liarry did that, he did some other
ones, and nowadays he doesn't do that much. Is like, man,
he charged some like huge movies in the nineties, and it's just like it's
funny that he's just not really doing much nowadays. So no, it's like
held up as like a good seven out ten Morgan Freeman's grade net Jim Carrey's
like just firing all cylinders, doing all these like different impersonations, and I
really enjoy it. Like some of the religious commentary, it is something that
I put my letterbox review and it's something that I'm finding now as I go
back to these things and even be dazzled, I could find some things.
But that's kind of the point that Brianon Frisch is not a bad guy,
but he's like obnoxiously a loser, where like stop feeling so bad for yourself.
But with Flubber, which I talk about that I watched with Done a
couple weeks ago, and Brussel Mighty from like ninety eight to like two thousand
and six, the male leads are just pieces of shit, Like the things
that Jim Carey's character does even before he becomes God, and then even as
he's gone, he's just like such a fucking assholere You're like, why am
I rooting for this guy? It's the same thing in Flubber. Like if
you ever watch Flubber again, you'll be like, why am I rooting for
this guy who left this girl the altar three times? Like for Sime's like
three times. Same thing here, like whether he's like sexually harassing girls like
their dress up in there. He treats Jennifer asd like shit because they do
this classic thing where it's like, there's the hot reporter. You guys probably
remember, she's like has his short hair and he's into her and he goes
she kisses him, and then he does this he's like or or or like
he has his hands up. I don't want to but then he like grabs
her face, so I'm like, what the fuck? Like like because then
he even walks out, He's say, oh, she came on to me,
and you could see me trying to fight it, but it's like no,
like you literally and he grass faces not to push you off, like
to accept the kiss. It's just like and every turn they kept making this
guy like a word, like an asshole. And it's like, now,
as an adult, watch this because you're just like, oh, a kid,
I love Jim, carry her rooney for him. Of course he's good,
but I'm like, don't take this man back, like please, Like
he's a toxic person. But now she takes him back and it's all good.
He does become like somewhat of a better person near the end. So
I watched that. I Walt rewatching The Boys. I'm on season three,
episode five, I think I think about halfway and man, just so fucking
good. Now that I have the time working from home put that on,
so I'm watching that all the way for the new season. Man, Just
like I say this to Taylor, there's so much stuff that they string together
that because The Boys has like a longer break, it's not like a year
in year, it's maybe a year and a half two, So watching all
together, it is like, man, they're they're They're really putting all the
fucking pieces together. There's stuff that they were talking about season two that like
happened in the spinoff show of gen V and I was like, holy fuck,
like they are, whether they plan it or they're doing a good job
rewatching and referring back to stuff so good and it just reminds me of like
fucking Anthony Stars. Homelander's just so good, Like it's it's been really good
to rewatch because I've never rewatched it and it is one of the best shows
still. So I can't wait for season four. Those reviews are gonna I
just forgot to like all the stuff that we left off of season three.
I'm like fuck man, like we're Season four is gonna be really really juicy.
I can't wait. And then the last thing I watched was the first
Omen that's on Hulu slash Disney Plus now for us, so cause I'm an
Omen fan, I watched all of them and lead up to this one,
except there's like one that say straight to DVD one I didn't. I didn't
watch that one. I I skip that one. Yeah. No, it's
like it's like Omen, but with a girl this time, and it's like
Damien's dead, so here we go. But yeah, i'd seen it.
Yeah, i'd seen all of them except for the third one, which was
has Sam Neil. So always tell Taylor he should go watch that at some
point in his life and it's quite fun. But uh, yeah, this
was like, it was really good. Some of the visuals. I'm not
sure if we'll tull on Golden Geeks, but there's some horrific, horrific stuff
in there. The actress really good. She has to do, she has
to do a lot. I've never seen her in anything else, so but
yeah, I really enjoyed that, except for it becomes like very prequelly in
the last third act. It's kind of like, oh, it's on its
own, and the last third act is like we're really connecting this to the
Omen movie, almost to a point where I think it does hurt the movie.
But uh, definitely if you like horror, if you like horror movies,
if you like the Macula this year, I'd say, like a Macula
in that is like a great double feature, and I definitely highly recommend.
I think I'm like a four out of five on their letterbox, I'd probably
like an eight out of ten, So I highly recommend it. There So
anything else before we getting some quick news here. You ever seen Evan Almighty?
Since you've seen Bruce. No, I never felt the need to go
to that one. It's pretty, it's it's not bad, maybe like a
one off, but I've never needed to revisit it. Yeah, it's like
you could watch it, like it's not like a rebel Moon or something that
I'll tell you not to watch it. If you're del Field, you'd watch
it anyways. Steve Carrol's worth the watch, I'd say, yeah, exactly.
I don't think it's worth like a rewatch. How Bruce Almighty is though,
Yeah, No, there's some good stuff in Brussell might some good jokes
in there, so I don't yeah, I don't think I'll I think I'll
leave Evan where he is, you know. I just I think there's just
something that's a movie that was made, not because Evan was a great character,
just because Steve Krale got big and like, how can we do this
movie? You know, oh well he was in here, Like it's just
when I watched the first one, I'm like, I don't need a movie
about Evan, you know, and maybe watching maybe it'll maybe if Jim Carrey
was in there, that would help to like, you know, it's just
like an appearance or something. Right. But I remember as a kid I
had I think I had it on like DVD or something, and I always
wish I had Bruce Almighty every time. I was like, I want the
first one, you know, or if it was like Agent Cody Banks Destination
London, like I had that on DVD. But I'm like the Hillary Tough
one, yeah, yeah, that version. Yeah. I always had those
thoughts rewatching those films. Same I think, same thing with Triple X.
Actually I had like thee Yeah. The only good thing about this is to
foe the villa and the rest is I don't remember before I recognized him,
but I always wanted that first one, and that was just for some reason.
I always had the sequels on DVD. Did you always rewatch the Death
of Xander Cage and the special features when you're watching Stately Union? I don't
remember that? So what it is? So happens They got a guy to
play a Xander Cage, not Vin Diesel. He never sees face. He's
just in that big fur coat and he's bald, and he has a triplex
tattoo. He's in a car with this hot chick. They pull up.
They're like about to fuck on the thing, and then they call him like
Zander, what are you doing? Like you gonna go do your mission?
And then they pull a line from the movie where it's like the things I
do for my country? Like the same line, Like it's just ripped from
the first movie. Don't once re record it. He goes into a building
and the building just explodes and that's how he died. Oh sorry, Also
the back of his head, the tattoo, it comes flying off in lands
in the car like the skin to show that he died. But I can't
remember how they explain that. In part three, because I was fucking super
jazzed for part three. I was like, man, he's coming back.
We got Samuel jackspec I can't wait, and it was not And we had
Donny Yen in there, but it was not good. Tony Collett's in there
from Hereditary, but it's it's not a good movie. It was that point
where it's like, yeah, maybe he's too old to be doing this too,
like the Scatered Boy, and it's just that era of what that movie
was right, just like the music that they had, like the fur coat,
the leather, like It Loves Me sixty nine. If you don't,
if you don't have a movie in mind, pick Triple X. I feel
like you gotta loved I feel like, and if you've not seen it,
God loves Me sixty nine, Triple X is right up your fucking alley man.
Like the fucking gun that had the multiple bullets so good, Oh my
god, Like the warhead that they had that would like turn black, like
it's oh yeah, and he's on there. I don't know if I've never
seen it, Oh my god, welcome to the Xandra Cage experience. I
can literally hear the music when he goes in that one, club when he's
in like Russia. Yeah, Fire Fire, and it's like that band.
It's like bands that have like pure snipples with like things sticking down there,
like Big Juggalo literally like mad Max, Like they're straight out of Mad Backs.
Assume no remember that age in the beginning he sucks like he he goes
in the secret agent mission of this concert. He's like in a nice suit
tie and everyone's like, and he's shot and they're fucking crowdsurfing their dead body.
Oh my god, man, Yeah, Taylor, you would love that.
I can't wait. There's a couple of the podcasts like the same because
you haven't seen Face Off. It's like that where it's like it what he
is, Taylor. He is an extreme sports athlete that they pretty much kidnap,
the government kidnaps. I guess he's like a suicide squad thing he can
work off his like crimes he's done to become like a James Bond and Samuel
Jackson is playing Nick Fury pretty much. He has a burnt eye and he's
going around the world collecting people who have extraordinary gifts to help him. And
that's the idea of like the James Bond the James Bond types aren't working because
they're like too prim and properly, like it's a new rule, the new
rules, and new players like that. Samuel Jackson says some line like that.
So they get a bunch of e X sports on esports, the esports
people would fail, a bunch of exports people and Triple A Triple X ak
Xander Cage is one of them. And yeah, vindees Will becomes a secret
agent and it's oh man, it's good, Like there's a scene good oh
yeah, and it's just random stuff. There's a great scene with a mobster
where a guy just says, bitches come and then just uh, dozens of
ladies just come out of this door, and you're like, what happened here?
But yeah, he has this cool gun to here where it's like one's
an explosive bolt, one's a regular bolt, one's a huge bolt. One's
like a fake blank bullet that it shoots blood so it makes it looks like
you shot the person, very specific for things that happen in the movie.
But the gun is badass, and they have a whole like Q gadgets like
scene and stuff. Oh man, it's really good. And you've never seen
Vindy's on this fur coat, have you? I don't think so, Oh
man, I don't. Three x's tattooed on the back of your neck.
Three strikes against you. Yeah, it's like manslaughter to criminals. And it
wasn't just to be cool or something like that, like he says something like
that. So yeah, one day we'll get there to Triple X. God
Loves Me six' nine. If you haven't seen it, Washington, if
you want to give some movie that that'd be a good one. No pressure,
though, No, you pick, you pick whatever you want. Someone
out there we'll get. We'll get this Zander Cage one day. Mean well,
I think my idea that I'm tinkering with is also a year way.
But I think for the ten year, we should all pick a movie that
we have to retro like for that month. And I'm not saying one of
you has to pick Triple X because I'm not gonna lie. I'm probably gonna
pick Shame. So get ready to finally see some big, fast bet or
cock three D actions just slapping against the screen. But yeah, if you're
running ideas, you know, okay, just expecting like a ball cam now
and it's just the balls clapping on the yeah camera, Oh yeah, yeah,
it's gonna be that shot where it's always like, for some reason,
it's like the lady's legs are up and it's just the guy's rump and you're
just seeing his asshole bounce up and down. You're just like, this isn't
the shot? Yeah, as assholes like flexing and you're like, I don't
need this one. What's okay, let's I don't care. Hang on,
we're talking about the tripleing trailer. Let's pull this up. Well, that's
risk. I just put Triple X tay a very good thumbnail. By the
way, I appreciate like it do. I didn't think it was that great,
but I'll take the w No, I like it. So mad Max's
cars in there? Did you see it? I didn't know. That's good.
So, uh, we'll probably get copyright. Like last week, I
got Coppy right Shart and fucking Ricky Stinicky. So no, you won the
newscast last week, Kirkling. You almost let me take that off your payroll.
Remember you were because we talked about Ricky Stinicky with Dylan. Okay,
yeah, yeah, I'll put you back. I remember the conversation with you
me, Dylan, but I thought that was like, I don't even know,
call of duty or something. Oh the return Okay, so everybody,
if you don't want to hear this, we're gonna be here for about six
minutes because we're gonna watch this one. And apparently I suppose says the return
is enter Cage one. So we're just gonna watch these two coid trailers.
So hang on here whereas it. Let's go theater mode. Know what the
there's too many. I'm not gonna happened to you can happen to me.
So that thing said I did it? What was it? But I don't
know. Can you hear it with you guys in a minute. Yeah,
I noticed you got three x's today. That's appropriate to looking at three strikes,
reckless dames and that little bridge stone of yours. This isn't a fast
movie. Before do what I want, I'll make all your questions go away.
I don't know who you think you're playing with. I don't play this
game you get. Also, this is what Vin Diesel had charisma, just
so you know, it's just for all the wonderful freedom you enjoy. He
does say ship and they like what is look at that sean windowless n s
A. You're gonna look watch the binoclears bring and see women naked. Oh
my god, Oh there's good knocked over? Have we? I want you
to meet some people and find out whatever you can about what you call Lena.
Oh yeah, yeah, see the girls, the parties, the clubs.
Well you don't see that's on during the day. You can kill Milliams
got back the girls, the fun he killed millions the day. He can
kill millions. He's got an army, the fortress. He don't stand a
chance. I'm a secret agent. That actually is a good thing in the
movie. I'll say, yeah, there, what's the director record? The
cover has been blown? Go home, triple it is comfortable. What's that
jacket? I thought we had a deal. O man, my compounds on
the pike. Yeah, it's good. There's some good actions. Good one
absolute on the snowboards. I feel like this is like Agent Cody Banks,
right, steroids Yeah, rated, Yeah, I miss it's been Diesel Man.
When you like with joke and have charisma, not just like action God
epic this trailers they sex then Diesel is triple action things. I'm gonna do
for my country. That's the line I love the The death is in Our
Cage. Yeah, it's just because like that was such a mean thing.
Let's see trailer two. K we'll bring up that one in the mor It's
like what he's about to have sex with like a woman or something. I'm
not sure. I said, that's the Madison next time, we're about to
have the things they do from like he got just three x's tattooed in the
back. Yeah, alright, let's let's free this up here. I never
saw this one. That's all the first the third one you have check on
our Acolade review review. So you've never seen the Return of the Oar Cage
the movie, not the movie. No, yeah, like it's worth maybe
one. I just remember being extremely disappointed. I don't want to do the
twenty seventeen. That's so far from the first movie. Here we go.
You know. The reason it's so far is because there was an age saying
the Fast fears he was not He didn't want to do sequels. That's why
he didn't other than the Ridick once, he wouldn't do sequels. Now,
yes, Snowboard in the first three. If you want to be dark you
could have just asked me, lady, got there slight in the world.
That's Tony k Hand with the blonde hair before her looked yeah, they've got
eyes. Yeah, like holy ships? Oh what was that? Are you
kidding me? Could go back forty back. Also, that's the opening scene
of the movie not a million fucking years man. For listeners who don't know
he was, he's uh, skateboarding down the road and then he sees a
buzz and he jumps to the side of the bus to ride. That's a
Palpatine Tennady spin from sitting position, moves poster Chip clowns watch. Who would
you trusts good with that hairt Rose forgot? Is that? Uh the hound?
I don't know that Sagan work with It's refreshing if you know what you're
doing down there, that's what she said. Wow. Oh, they're like
trying to capture the essence of movie. It doesn't get there, though,
I can tell you it doesn't get there. This is mean. You're not
making a breakfast in the water. Were willing to dodge people? Will?
How about you for this? You're right to have some fun, he did
say. I lived with this. I'll go on. Wow about recycling in
the simplified for you. I think Sam Jackson's in there for like two scenes
as well, the City Girl and to look Dope, why are you going
remember what? You know what? Even though even though so that looks like
trash, tim, I feel like we need that energy for the Just Cause
movie, you know, like I agree that would that is actually a good,
good comparison there. I feel like if we do Exender Cah, we
gotta do a com track almost because I'd like to. I'd want to watch
that with you guys. You know what, that is a good one.
That's maybe one that's on the patrons. Who knows. But we might just
do it one time. Maybe not this year, but maybe we'll do a
movie night. That'll be one of the GV movie nights and maybe right before
Fast and I think we could have tons of fun watching Triple A X together.
So all right, let's say an add break and get to the actual
trailers. We'll be right back. And we're back. So I guess I
should have just can someone bring up Venom because I just closed that So that
was my bad and you guys are better than me. So yeah, Venom
Last Dance. We got the first poster. Obviously we got the name of
the movie Think a while back. I can't remember what the synopsis is.
But Taylor, what did you think of Oh wait, who's pulling up the
trailer? Okay, so go with you, Taylor. Overall, we're gonna
do some stops and stops and pauses whatever. But what did you think of
this as coming out in? Uh? They know, I don't know when
it's coming up actually coming out the Fall, right, so shit Fall it's
like September brow. But yeah, what do you think about the trailer?
Are you excited? I'm really not. I didn't get much coming from this.
This trailer that really kind of pulled me in. They the first it's
semi serious, but then the first kind of joke that they try and crack
on you here in the trailer, it did not work for me at all.
I was not laughing. So that being said, I just feel like
it's more the same. We're getting more of just the Venom's home planets kind
of coming our whole mash. Right. I guess it's coming to Earth.
We've already seen that. Uh. The only highlight really was him kind of
latching onto the horse scene. I really enjoyed that. I thought it was
really really cool. But other than that, like I just there's not much
going on that I really was really pulling me in. I was kind of
hoping that we would get a little bit more of like a Spider Man kind
of thing here. But I mean, I think I think if they they
end this story, leave it as is and just let the Disney's Marvel take
over doing Venom stuff since Venom is technically in that that multiverse universe now with
with Holland's character. So yeah, this the trailer just didn't do much for
me. I really no specifically, what were you said You're expecting something or
hoping for something Spider Man Like, what were you expecting there? Well,
I think you commented on it, and you really put the thought in my
head. Where we got that Morbius, that freeze frame Morbius. I think
it was on Twitter. I saw you comment something about on it or a
post or something. I can't remember what it was in what you were reference
post. I don't think on Twitter there about more. You didn't you didn't
do a direct post, but it was someone else posted this photo of Morbius
walking in front of the Spider Man poster and you commented, I think on
it. At least someone on my friends was commented on it, great movie,
We'll get there. But no, that wasn't me, sir. Sorry,
So that's well, that's just kind of what made me think, like,
you know, it would be nice to kind of get some related thing
in here. They did in this trailer. Really, I'll have to show
you when and freeze frame. There's something that's a big debate because it's also
Sony just fucking cannon again and just like oh what, oh you mean the
bar scene, right, yeah, the bar scene. Oh shit, you
know we're talking Aboutkirkling, not at all. We'll get there. So what
did you think of the trailer? Yeah, I thought it was h I
thought it was all right. I think, you know, it's all right
on par with I think the quality of these Venom movies. So, and
if you don't know my thoughts on the ben of movies, I think I
had fun with the first one. Haven't really revisited that much, but I
think the second one was a major major letdown for me, and it just
wasn't a fun experience and I really didn't like watching it, and I have
not revisited since so very low expectations going to this the last dance, you
know, it's like, are we finally over this hump? Like we can
just put this this book? Can we let Tom Hardy rest. He's not
gonna be just chained to this franchise for life. That's all. That's the
hopes I'm getting from this title here. I saw that some almost like remember
after Inception Dark Knight Rise, and we all thought he was gonna be like
the next great like prestige actor, And now he's been saying, don't get
wrong, he's written some of these movies. I think he's a producer.
Clearly he likes do and having fun. But yeah, this is not what
I thought Tom Harris the twenty twelve era, I thought we're gonna have Yeah,
I and like, I think there was some stuff in here that I
thought looked really good and bad ass, specifically the horse like symbio version,
especially like in Marvel Snap, they have different variants of the cards classically,
and they have like symbio variations for most of the characters, so it'd be
like whoever just as a symbio, which I'm sure just happens all the time
in the comics. Just just the symbio getting their little claws on whoever.
But to see like a horse version that was kind of fun. So what
else? I I think I liked some more of just the symbio type villain
threat. And then there's moments of like vandom dancing with Miss Chang that I'm
just like, man like, God, this is just not what I wanted
to see my boy doing. But I don't know, we're gonna get that.
And I think I just see that and then I'm like reminded because I
haven't revisited those been in movies in a long time. It's just like,
oh, yeah, that's where we're at in this world. But and this
looks like it could be the worst of the worse, you know, Yeah,
we'll see. So I'm I don't know, I'm low expectations, which
is always uh nice to go in. I don't know if that's always nice,
but uh more room for not to be disappointed. I don't know,
I don't know, just take it away from me. Yeah, I thought
this trailer was pretty bad. No, people know my thoughts all in Sony
Marvel, you know, I think they're helping kill the industry for combook movies.
And I don't think this helps. I will say that, like what
Kerkan was just saying, this trailer looks on par for if you like those
first two movies, I think you will enjoy this. So I'm not trying
to yuck your yum or say oh, I don't like this. It's just
like, hey, for me, it's not a not what I'm looking for.
And I don't think this is what the combook Chummer needs either, But
who knows. Both those first two movies were hit and that this to me,
just like Deadpool Wolverine Joker two, this year is gonna be very telling
because the first movie I think made like eight fifty and then the other movie
made like six fifty, but that was also coming off of COVID, so
it's like that's pretty good for that was like that early twenty twenty one right
before No Way Home, Like that's a really good number. So I'm curious
to see I think this is still I'm curious that this is coming out the
same year as Deadpool because I feel like people that like Deadpool and the GA
probably like these Venom movies as well. I think they're kind of kooky and
like funny and like haha and stuff. So I don't know how that's gonna
be. Maybe they'll just be feeding off Deadpool and that'll be a hit,
so we'll be like, oh, I can't wait to see you know,
Venom whatever. Are you reading the comments there, Kirk, and you wonder
what people are saying there? Yeah, they liking the trailer down there.
Yeah. One comment is we really got a Venom trilogy. Never thought i'd
see the day that's true. I thought about that today whenever you watch,
like, man, this is the third Venom movie and it's not par say
what I wanted, but uh yeah I will, Yeah, I'll see this
one for the review. I don't know that. I think even the trailer
is a mess. I think it starts very comedic and then they do like
a cover of a David Bowie like Major Tom, like Space Auissey, and
then like Audity Story, and then like it's like getting really serious, like
we didn't think we were alone, but it's like, I guess there's so
much stuff popping off this universe. Thing gets comedi Like even the trailer is
all over the place. So I think if you like those two movies,
you're in store for something here. I think if you feel the similar way
we do, it's gonna be that again. And I do hope that it
is, even though they should feel shameful for using the ninety six to ninety
se bowls, you know, sentiment of the last dance, the greatest NBA
team all the time. That should not be a thing. But what's your
early prediction for a post credit? I feel like it's him interacting with something
else in the Sony universe. Because as much as I hope Lord and Miller
go, hey, this isn't all working. Let's get venomolt, let's get
craved out, and let's reboot or change it up, I still think even
if they I think, even if they don't do more Venom movies, they
will want Tom Hardy's Venom around if this does well, so something Yeah,
as s pubb said, the latch in the MCU, just something to keep
Venom around, that would be my prediction. Or something very stupid too,
like dancing with this chin. Yeah. I I definitely can see the MCU
latch on attempts. I I don't know, I feel like what's shown here.
Maybe I'm just eating into the trailer too much, but it just seems
like maybe this is supposed to be like the last chapter, like maybe Vandom
finally gets separated from from from Eddie like the last Like Eddie, this is
the end of the world, like trying to make a serious again. It's
like, oh no, so they're like air quote killing off Venom and then
Eddie will be separated from him moving forward, and then like postcredits, just
like, well, Venom is not really dead. He's still stating around or
something something like that will happen, but I think by the end of it
they'll be funk. We're doing like a predictions episode for Venom right now,
but I think they'll be separated by the end of the of the movie.
Are you there any postcrip predictions? Oh? I honestly felt like the way
I mean the last dance, that just makes me feel like one of them
is gonna die. I could see separation probably definitely happening, and maybe Venom
just being the one to bite the bullet here and be gone, and who
knows how I mean, maybe you're right, maybe they do want to include
Tom Hardy's Venom somehow in the future and some other project. But the fact
that we got this far and I got this this trilogy just kind of blows
my mind. And forgive me if I'm my memory has not served me right?
Did we get the police officer follow up where he got like, because
wasn't the police officer become and it's the cop that becomes the like the guy
in the glass. It's like that, like he's going crazy. Oh really,
Fox, see that? Just I got I got to rewatch these movies,
I guess. And ah, I feel like I have to. Leading
up to this one, I feel like I'm gonna have to because I really
don't remember much of the story aside from the red Kleatis hair. And you
could probably just watch like a YouTube explained. Oh don't mention my ears still
have not recovered from watching that movie in the extreme theater, just like the
Loudest movie. And I am expecting the visuals to look great because I think
that's been a reoccurring thing that they do make Venom look really good on screen.
I'm hoping for some good action. I remember, I think it was
I think it was the first movie, maybe the second movie that had like
a lot of Actually no, I'm thinking of Morbious now. It's funny.
The Sony movies just playing together, which is like a lot of like cement
truck mixing of like action. Especially when they have like CGA CGI characters,
it's kind of hard to discern who's who. I'm a little fearful that that
will happen again here, just because we're gonna have CGI monsters fighting our CGI
hero. But uh, yeah, I don't know. I'm expecting. I'm
hoping for some good visuals nonetheless, and hopefully they don't have as much screaming.
But if there's symbio it's involved, there's gonna be screaming. Yeah,
Morbius was the smoke cloud fight. Thanks s pups. God damn all right,
Tiler's fucking do it boys jumping in terrible shorts, cargo shorts with the
mix mix. Sure there's flip flops on stuff speaking. I'm giving you a
chance, sweetie. Can you hear anything? Got it? When for a
second, first second, when this trair started, I was like, Oh,
we're a getting like it's gonna be actually serious when you need the whole
when line like oh maybe, and then we get this for me, Just
a terrible joke of when they're trying to sync up and say we are Venom
and and this just clocked me out. Yeah, same thing for me,
Like I was in for a second two four seconds into the Yeah, when
this happened, I was like, right, these are these Vendom movies and
this is like there's gonna be so many people in the theaters that are just
gonna be like belly laughing at this. I'm like, I'm hot, you're
gonna get another Venom movie. Yeah, this is gonna be such a pack
theater. I guarantee you. These been A movies always do so well.
I just wish we had one good Venom movie. And then the rescue the
ship, you know. But yeah, here we are. It's been a
downhill slide. Yeah we need to work on that bites their heads off head
good for them, Sony here, Sony. And this is where we get
super serious because yeah, they play the Space Aussie cover and it's just like
I and now we got Shotel Edge of four, who is just man,
great actor who should not be in Venom Too. But he so you pause
there, this is what makes no sense. So at the end of spirement,
okay, let's do the whole thing Venom too. He goes to a
different universe. It's them see you right, and then at No Way Home
the end credit uh, he in a little he leaves a little bit of
himself there, the simiote there, and it's starting to crawl and think,
oh shit, that's gonna infect Tom. But he's left back to his own
universe. But somehow chewtel Edgiphor is here and what so, Either they're just
gonna say that this bar thing happened in the Sony universe and none those postcrads
have made any sense, or they're gonna somehow say that chewtail Agaphor has made
his way to the MCU to get the simiote and then he's gonna come back
to get them. I don't think they're gonna care. They're just gonna play
it as a scene and not really explain it because Sony just doesn't give a
fuck, Like you know, why am I here? Oh some about Spider
Man? Like they are I for me, I delivered like it might be
like a hot take. I think they're worse than any of the Kumble companies
have gone before, the Fox Marvel stuff, the X Men, Marvel stuff,
the DCU, like Fox x Men especially has some bad con nudy,
but like I just hate how overly careless they are. But yeah, we
don't know what the fuck's going on this scene. If it's any I mean,
I don't think they'll give a shit. But no, the bar is
completely different. I'll give them that. The one drink glass is the same,
but in the No Way Home scene, it's only a bartender and no
one actually sitting there, and the bar is completely different too. So you're
gonna say it's not the same scene, Well, it's set up differently,
But I'm curious, what, like, are they just are they going to
follow up with this scene and that's actually it. They're bridging the gap and
they don't care about continuality or is this just supposed to be similar to what
we saw in No Way Home? But this is actually a different in the
current regularly in the Current Movies universe, and not actually in the No Way
Home universe, because when I look at the two scenes, I compare them
side by side. Right now, Yeah, it's just I mean, the
guy's wearing a similar shirt. But yeah, they're different scenes though, Like
the background is all different, different bar different, like drinking glasses the same,
but the drinks are different. There's straws, there's no straw. It's
just fucking with me. It would be Sony to be like, this is
the same scene and get a bunch of yeah, oh wait, it doesn't
look the same in the back. They're like close enough, people won't notice
that it's different perspective. Absolutely, yeah, continue, got too ted Lasso
characters, and yes, just like s Pub's also saying there too, true
to and ted Lasso, and it's our job to make sure that remains.
Uh no, sorry, the other chap with the long hair at the bar.
Oh, and then Juno Temple's Jude yeah, Juno Temple, Yeah,
yeah, And I guess what says like Tobe McGuire or tobyannorvious that scene could
not even be in the movie too. So they've done this before, right,
So what were you laughing at? I just reawround because the way that's
already brock so carelessly, and I'm curious to see they send like just a
bunch of humans after him, and they like we're fugitives and they go in
the water, and eventually they do show venom in the water, but like,
why is he not just tearing the fuel apart right away? I don't
know. I'm excited for them to add this in war Zone Taylor in the
helicopter. Oh yeah, you guys have to below that'd be kind of fun,
kirkling that they bought. If they put in a Venom skin, would
you be getting it? I think it would have to look really good,
but I don't think it's this one. And then we gotta have missus Chen
and you know, go back, go back, we're not skipping out.
Actually say pause here, stop stops up. Oh no, you're kidding me.
So for summer? Yeah? Pause? Oh come on, now,
what's happening here? Kirk You want me to pause that on the dancing just
so we can look at it a bit longer that I was confusing. I
don't know, man, I guess I can say at least they're leaning into
some of this stuff. But it's just it's just so disheartening because the thing
is, like, you know, it's not even a dream sequence. They're
just legitimately dancing, and who knows, maybe Venam's gonna fuck her? Oh
probably, you know what they saw that Joker trailer, Like, man,
we gotta do some of that ship and Venom. Yeah, where you go
that skirt riding up on Miss Chin? No kidding oh yeah, he's gonna
she looks great like all right, go yeah, so you guys want to
pause on talks and I don't want to this. This is gonna be Travis's
reaction to watching Venom three. Yeah, this is gonna be tough, I
think to get through, but they don't go back. Is that is that
the the lizard? Yeah, yeah, that's the lizard. Well it's the
same actor that plays lizards. So this is where what the fuck? Yeah?
So either maybe that's doctor Kirk Connors and he has a different career path.
And again his arm grew back, right, I guess his arm grew
back or they don't care, And yeah, they got it. Played the
lizard who just reprised his role a couple of years ago in Knowing Home was
back, you know, Sony movie playing someone else and then you weren't here
on the last newscast. But the rumors again, if there's a ten year
old Peter Parker in this movie brought up and in this scene and then they've
scene coming up that it's clearly a ten year old kid that has brown hair,
so and even there it is doctor Peter Parker. Got Michael Keaton in
the Van too, Apparently the plot is something like talking or someone sees that
he becomes Spider Man, so they're gonna kill him before he becomes a spider
Man or some shit like that. So there he goes drivers doing looks like
someone's gonna about to get some RoadHead or something. It's miss Chen. But
yeah, so I guess ten year old Peter Parker. It sounds like he
might be in this. And that also sounds like a disaster too. So
Ben Parker in front of them, Richard and that's oh my god, that's
ever Ben. Could you imagine? Can you imagine? That's uncle man?
Just a massive hippie. What's Parker? His mom's name? I can't remember?
Richard? And Mary? Is it Mary? I think Mary? What
did you say that? What did you say? That name? Has to
be a reason they're after us, and even the trailer you're saying there has
to be a reason that they're after us. So was this the only part
that got you excited, Kirkling was them saying that things are coming from his
planet? I think so. I didn't love the look of that particular an
evil moment. Yeah, Like it looks like a monster that's not like a
symbiote monster, and I'm kind of thinking they're gonna go that route, but
I don't told you this was a fake trailer, kirkl and that was a
Residvil clip. No, that would have fucking tip my hat to you guys.
You got me twice in one lifetime. That's what that fake trailer did
have, was resident evil clip. So it's funny. But all I'm asking
for is that they don't use NOL at all, because I want them to
say that for movies that there was. There was a period that I was
hoping we would go that route, and now I'm like, so far are
the opposite. I really do not want them to mention that name at all.
And that's where it's like I mentioned, like that monster that we saw,
you know, a pause when we get there again, but it like
it doesn't look like the no symbiotes. And at first I'm like, well,
it's like it's supposed to be from his home planet. But I'm like,
actually, you know what, I'm okay with this in the Sony universe.
I want our symbiotes in this universe to look more like that. So
this just feels like a quiet place. Yeah, just much lesser. That
would suck to be on this plane though. Of this monster is fucking round,
so these are like pure symbiotes. Is that what I'm seeing? I
guess so yeah, as long as if you want to go back. That's
little Peter Parker there, and that the image of him putting his glass like
his face gins like glasses, just like haunting me. Non, where's Peter
Parker right there? Yeah? And then some people think that's Aunt May,
so yeah, who's the girl this woman? Okay, yeah, I don't
know, but yeah, so we'll see. I really hope yeah, I
really hope not. That's like a fucking Starship Troopers villain. Yeah, he's
It looks right out of like Gears of War actually to like the Locusts creatures.
It does, m interesting thing looks good on screaming. Yeah, and
then check it all seriously like I'm supposed to Venom just gonna fucking separate please
for my sake. But yeah, that's what I expected. This is great.
I like the Venom horse stuff. Yeah. I don't know why,
but maybe I just wish they did more of this about the movies too.
Yeah, Gidiop Cowboy, I wish that they shown get saved there. I
wish they cut when he went the air and then you're like, oh shit,
what's gonna happen there? You know? But this is like such a
similar like poster that we've had, I swear in every Venom movie now,
where it's like Tom Hardy looking one way and then you have like the symbio
pullion on him. I'm pretty sure like the first one had that. Maybe
I'm and delian it or something. I don't know. Well, we'll take
it out to break. As Kirkland pulls up the well, does anyone have
to say anything to else? Sam Venam, I got nothing, Jesus can,
Yeah, Kirklan Pulp Alien Romless and we'll be right back with that and
some mad Max rankings and we're back so again. I'll leave with Taylor as
Kirkland sniping and tell you the resin Alien Guy. We just started the air
in retrospective. Alien one is on the Patreon feeds right now. Alien two
will be there tomorrow actually, so we're gonna be starting on that series.
A lot coming up. So lots of retros happening with the movies, the
video game, the comics, lots of good stuf off. But Ron.
This new trailer today, I would imagine probably the last, or I would
think, uh, it's gotta be the last trailer. I can't imagine a
completely missedory. Yeah, he just bounced, He's gone. He gets the
trailer somewhere else. I guess. Yeah. Man, I was looking forward
to this for the past twenty four hours because I know it's gonna drop until
you you you said like, oh, you know, I want to do
news. I'm like, whoa alien trailer? And I saw the poster.
It's a poster was super super beautiful poster design. Uh so I'm I'm ecstatic
this. This gave a little bit more context as to the general narrative,
but it's still so shrouded a mystery, and I love that. I don't
need anything more from this. I'm I'm gonna go into this movie probably pretty
blind still at this point, which is great after two trailers and we can
really just enjoy what we're going to experience. And it so far it feels
like, Okay, we just got this crew looking for their next their shot
at getting out of here, and they go to do a little bit of
a mission here to see what they can scavenge, and it just turns into
absolute chaos, and I'm so ready for that. The whole setting of this
trailer made it feel like Alien Isolation brought into live action as a film,
which just has me juice and at every pore of my body, so I
cannot wait. And this the close ups too, that they're that that they're
focusing on just it blows my mind because you're getting certain angled shots that are
just cringing, like when the face egger jumps on the guy and he's like
holding it back in the water and it's like like just like like side to
cheek like but it's just like slobbern away. It's just brutal, man,
just brutal. But there's some other really really cool shots. And my favorite
thing in retrospect when you watch this trailer is just like the sound of like
boom and it's picking up and you realize it's the fucking chest burster smashing against
the chicks ribcage, Like fuck, that's just that's a crazy way to bring
the audio into the scene, but also just have it amp up the sequences
of the trailer, which is really good. You got to see some stuff
with the Android that they have on hand too, and I'm just from a
story point, I'm really excited to see how this ship because it's between alien
and aliens, and we know that the company disregarded the feed. Well,
when we get to the alien's retro, we get to see more of the
company handled the alien account with Ripley, but uh not great. So here
we have a whalen Utani station that basically is doing testing on face Hugger,
So it's gonna be I just can't wait to hopefully get backstory on that.
I could also see this being such such a one off film that they're not
gonna touch upon any of that. Yeah, so it'll just be like,
here's our characters are stuck in this horrible situation and they're gonna try to survive,
and you're gonna get scares and gross moments that set. But I really
hope that they do tag a little bit of backstory. I mean, even
an Evil Dead they had tiny little bits that were good, like with the
Ecronomicon and little here, it's very little, very very little. So I'm
assuming that whatever we get will be along that line of being very very little
in this in this movie as well. So I think so too, because
I think that's one of the complaints. Like I didn't hate that. I
think there's some things they could have done better, But I think that was
probably some of the complaints about like Covenant and Prometheus, that they did almost
went too much into the lore and too much into and I think there was
some of that. So I think they will be smart. I think you'll
get a little bit, but I think that they will keep it pretty minimal.
Same thing like the First Alien like it, you get some explanation and
there's a couple expositions, but it's mostly minimal. It's not a big to
do about. So Yeah, And another thing too that I just love is
this feels like I've walked into a bookstore and grabbed an alien anthology book off
the shelf, and it's just a story. Like there's there's one book that
I was looking at, for example, and a human ship crashed I did,
and the survivors had they had their kids and stuff like that, and
they basically were living medieval times on this random planet and they found that they're
aliens there, and so it's just like medieval humans versus aliens on this foreign,
non Earth planet. My money on the morphs. Yeah, but there
there's so many cool different stories where like they're digging out in the Arctic and
they find ship down there. I mean, maybe that's like another movie.
Actually we'll be getting to but there's a lot of cool different movie you two
remember so well. I'm like aut So there's there's so many real cool one
off stories and this just looks like it's going to be an excellent edition.
And I'm I'm I love the claustrophobic vibe that this trailer has. And of
course I'm going back in the comments. I'm seeing all these people just ragging
on it, like Aliens hasn't been goods, you know, since like the
first one, like this franch is dead French? What's even Kirkling going in
these comments? And I just get stressed out. My heart rate goes up,
you know, it's just it's not good for my owner. I don't
even react for the comments. So I just don't like the watcher. We're
just speaking. A bone reminds me of the gym today, some dude.
I have to Emily of this. So she's over there so you can hear
me. Just bench press and huge heart on to know you or him?
He had both. He had a hoodie on the back of it. It
said stay hard, And I know what he's like trying and see her like
hard, like whatever, like be tough. But just like I don't know
if I walking around with a stay hard hoodie on, you know, but
just say that to people sometimes, stay heartbroke, stay hard, brother,
give my dad and walks slap in the face, like things I do for
my country, Just give them the challengers, you know. Yeah, things
I do for my country, stay hard. Yeah, this looks great.
It's doing the aspects that we've probably before where I love it's a lot of
old tech that looks like it's new tech that looks old. That's great.
It just what I like is it feels like it's very much like his that
it's capturing the aesthetic as good as he can. Like it's tough to like
make this movie look like the eighties, not the eighties, but you know
what I mean, like that make it look like the future that happened in
the eighties. It's hard to make it look exactly like that with the way
cameras are and digital filming sometimes as well. But I think that they are
doing a very good job of that. And there's just especially that back half,
Like the last thirty seconds there's just like shots of people floating and stuff
going on, just like the environment of the ship looks really great and I
can't wait to kind of interact with that, and I'm gonna put on Like
I think he tried to do this a bit with Covenant and Prometheus didn't quite
get there. I feel like I have the expectation this to be the most
horror feeling one since the first one, because they definitely transition more to action
and maybe some adventure there or like I said, the lore heavy, So
I appreciate that. And I really like the touch at the end the trailer
where they do like the no one can hear screaming space and it's showing all
these characters scream but you can't hear them scream. It's just the sound of
like the alarm and everything. So very nice touch, And yeah, I
think that's what I because it's same thing. It's like, Okay, what
more can you do with like a face hugger, right and all that stuff
like the impregnation, Like what more can you do? That show of them
having some sort of tech where it shows off the ribs and it's like climb
the ribs, like, oh fuck, that's awful. You mentioned the face
fucking one. That was another one. All those things like the fact like
it's in the Water's like, oh, that's like a scary thought too,
of like this thing in the water. So luckily, much like he did
with his Evil Dead, it was like, Okay, there's some fun new
things they can do. And again, Kaylee, I'm really excited to see
her be the late lead here. Loved her in Civil War, really loved
her and Priscilla, so she looks like she's gonna be a fun lead.
So yeah, I'm like, I was already excited. I think we told
all the discredits in my top five because like, I think Fetti's like the
perfect pick for this. But I think this treally did do a good job
of making me even more excited. And it's now at that point where it
has to be a certain level or I'm gonna be disappointed. But I'm hoping
it's I was gonna say, similar to twenty thirteen Evil Dead, but that
was a ten out of ten, so I don't want to put that on
this movie. But I got some hype going in for it, so yeah,
I mean, let me bring someone into it just as sure as a
rock is covered in chills already, Man, this trailer should be in one
of these movies. Versus Prestor. Yeah, I was so impressed by the
trailer. I was very impressed by the teaser that we got. But this
this rate here, I mean, Travis, you mentioned like, definitely this
is my this is probably my most movie right now. Actually, after watching
this trailer, like, I am just so over the moon. But you
you were mentioned, like, you know, twenty thirteen eel Dead ten out
of ten movie. I'm like expecting now this to be a dangerous It is
dangerous, but teaser looked really good and this just even looks better. I
yeah, I was deeply disturbed by the POV that we got from that face
fucking going on with the face hugger. But I'm trying to call them the
face fuckers now instead of the face huggers. But no, this was really
really well done. This feels I mean, yeah, you already mentioned the
comparison of doing the twenty twenty four film versus a what is it nineteen seventy
nine, or like whenever those era of alien movies came out. It's tough
to capture them just with how much better cameras are. But like, I
don't know, like it has the it has the soul of what that first
Alien movie is in my mind, Taylor, you make great comparisons with like
Alien Isolation and just the claustrophobia that you feel of being on a fucking floating
submarine in space so far away from home, and you're just like on a
ship now with Xenomorph. But these face fuckers as well, so I and
you got water in there. Like there's just added elements that they've shown in
this trailer that just are even more terrifying than I think our heroes faced off
in the first film. So yeah, I mean I loved Evil Dead,
I love the latest Evil Dead, and I am very very excited for this
And I feel like my like I've always liked alien and like predators and whatnot,
but I feel like right now in my life, this is like my
peak enjoyment of Aliens. Especially we're going through the retros right now, Like
I am just so riding that high. So uh yeah, it's gonna be
a fun journey finishing off the retros leading up to this. But yeah,
this looks in Kiel and I am just very very much excited. Kirk Kirklan,
I got some ima show you. Here we go, stay hard,
stay hard. It was Taylor at the gym. I should have known it
was me there. I was the one that stayed hard. I feel I
feel like I Travis. I know you'll you'll recognize this, but kirkle,
I feel like you have like an extra you'll have an extra like appreciation for
this. Kirkland, you know what this is. Oh baby, look at
that. That's nice. Look at that cover that the No. I've had
it for or for a while. This is on my goal to buy it
because it comes with all the Aliens. It comes with both Predator one two
and then the a VP both one and two, but no Prometheus and Covenant.
No. But it's nice like it comes with like it's the Alien Special
Edition. It comes with a Versus Predators Extend Edition, a v P two
Extend Edition. But the thing though that it doesn't come with is the only
the Aliens Quadrilogy comes with the Alternati Alien three where they redid all like almost
the whole movie. They add a totally new things which I can't wait to
get to that in the retrospective because that's yeah, So who I whop this
out again? The show, Dylan, don't you guys just parades man,
hope you spend good money. No Covenant, no Isolation, video gaming there
for sure? Yeah, all right, anything else on Alien just the trailer.
Let's oh, I don't have already? Do you need to pull up?
I wouldn't mind just doing a quick cruise. But you left, you
left, you left, you didn't want to hear Taylor's talking, and then
we kind of everything. Look at that shot though, that shot with these
blinds and the rain and the outside that Alvarez you say, another Spanish thing,
but out of the fucking director's name. Come on, now, that's
stay long, Come on, okay, so you stay hard and croissant sound
fel I don't think that's right. Actually, yeah, that shot beautiful shots
And here I was just goose bumping when I was watching this too. Remember
thinkter opening up here and always a good sphincter opening. You know what was
gonna say this is remember at one point this was just supposed to eat Disney.
Plus I'm so happy. Yeah, god, this is definitely you know,
extreme theater, the sounds and stuff like that. Yeah, is this
the Android. Yeah, this his eyes like flip later on in the movie.
So always androids always a fun dynamic to see what they like, what's
his goal, what's he's up to? But oh, yeah, that's that's
not good. You don't want to see that happening to Rob Gauge. So
but yeah, the androids, you never know which way they're gonna go,
like pop, pause, hair per sec go back like a good shot.
Yeah, but yeah, so this helper could be a David Android. You
know, this is very interesting because this is where we see the experiments that
they're obviously conducting lightsaber right here. That's just bad exactly it. So we
don't see the eggs, but we see they kind of got them in these
like incubators. It looks like, yes, almost there, I agree,
they like they've like separated them. Yeah, almost like laughing, you almost
got it, Kirkling, because he's just taking forever here. It's definitely taking
a good second. The computer is not what it once was there, right,
all right, I need you to just amp the pixel quality here,
kidding hands zoom in and enhance please zoom on that guy. So yeah,
they're definitely just they got them cocooning or doing something. Fuck, that's gross.
So that's the face fucker right there, that's the face fucker. Yeah,
it looks so not like a face fucker. It's not fucking yet.
It's gotta be on the face. It looks like one. You think,
so that many pixels. I said it absolutely. This never looked more like
a face huger than has now. Oh that's gross. Oh fuck yeah in
the water, that's not I thought you wanted something like what do you do?
There's nothing you can do. I think you climb on the computers,
on them and they just keep sitting. Yeah, just split with your teeth.
But you don't know where. You don't know where it is, like
I mean, I guess you know it's the water. You know what's normal
water? And though because like penetrate your mouth, like you think to just
chomp do but like then you're just getting asid. Oh I don't want to
chomp down fu. Yeah is his name Andy? So he's the android Andy.
I hope they don't call him that. Hey, Hey, the android,
they might. I bet somebody makes a fucking joke and you're android.
Are we thinking there's multiple aliens here? Because I sure as heck do I
think so, because I think Eddy's also said it feels like a calmbo between
Alien one Alien to All these sequences are the ones I'm looking really forward to,
like just on scale, some of the like locations just in the ship
alone. But yeah, it's multiple, but I hope they don't go two
banana sandwich. We have done the retro, but like minor score thoughts,
like I don't love how many Aliens are in Aliens, so I hope they
keep it to a reasonable I'm out. So yeah, I agree. I
get the movies called Aliens, but sometimes you're gonna have too much a good
thing, you know, And I think they maybe do that little so in
Aliens or in this one in Aliens. Yeah, in Aliens. So yeah,
we'll wait to the retro. Got my points, but the retro,
Yeah, you're out of ten, stay loose or stay soft, stay hard?
Yeah alright, Mad Max Retro ranking. Mad Max Rankings were supposed to
do this last week. Crickling bitched out. That's what he bitched out,
Alm, I gotta stay hard and he's at the gym just pumping it.
Yeah, as usual, this is the ending of the retro. So I
had topic here, but we've gone along. We're supposed to be a new
quick newscast. It wasn't, So we'll say for another day to talk about
the box office and Mad Max six maybe not happening anymore, which is probably
not the result we wanted, but you know, who knows. We'll see.
But what we're gonna do and these retros. As usual, we do
a ranking and we'll cut the stuff for you that just listened to retros of
our topkin characters, our top five scenes, and a ranking of the film.
So, uh, mister Pats, I'm gonna start with you give me
your top ten characters, top ten characters. I wasn't too sure if you
guys broke up heroes and villains. I definitely didn't because I'm like, I'm
like, there's like two heroes that I couldn't get just yeah, non including
the villains. I couldn't get ten for easily. So I concluded villains I
had ten exactly from from my list here. Yeah nice, Yeah, Uh
okay, I'm gonna write it at the bottom. I'm putting, Oh,
I can't remember which brother it is. Scrotis, Scrotus is not, who's
the big guy that's Rictus Rectus, right, Yeah, that's Rictus is the
big guy, the new guy from Furio. So the new guy. Yeah,
I liked it, like specific well, I guess he's only in a
slit. Slit didn't like make my list here, but yeah no, I
mean like he's only in that move that one movie, which is why I
maybe put his brother slightly above him. But uh no, I I liked
his inclusion in that role and just being a KOOKI son of the Morton Joe,
so yeah, okay yeah, And then above him, I have maybe
you'll give me a pass here, I did the master Blaster combo from Thunderdome
on the two of them, there's two yeah, two one, Yeah,
I have one like that on my list, so yeah, yeah, So
I don't know they're they're fun for for their role in that movie. He's
a simple mind after you spent thirty minutes kicking max ass around the Thunderdome.
But yeah, I allow that pairing, thank you. And then above that,
I have the Bullet Farmer. Wow, I can't shut I think that.
I think it's specifically that scene just makes it for me. Shot eyes
closer, Yeah, scene like elevates that character so much more for me.
He's in Furiosa, but like he's just such a nothing character if I take
a play that scene. No, he's he's fantastic. I like the look
too, when he's got like the head dress thing. But it's just bullets.
I'm bumping my number ten for the bullet. You've convinced me my eyes,
I'm shotting it, sir. Oh, just wait till the best scenes
that's out there. Okay, I need a who clicked myself? Number number
eight? Uh? Wait ten nine eight? So yeah, now I'm on
seven. Uh this is where I have scrotus or no, sorry, Rick
disrectus. Their names are just so similar, but yes, so different.
But no, I think he's got more than my previous picks here. Definitely
his brother and just that actor the rest. What's his name? I always
just call him. I always just call him Australian Prison because that's his role
from Troy. Just it's the first time I've seen him in something. He's
an accolade, No just jo remember about him before? Okay? Yes,
fuck yeah, either version, the Troy version or the machine gun version.
I want to get play Taylor Nathan. Yeah, I could see that.
I can see this. Fuck yeah, Okay, I'm excited now. Okay,
jumping up from that, I have knucks here Nicholas Holt. Yeah,
my my war boy. Okay, not top five, that's my six.
Ye yeah, I think yeah more than yeah, it's like close with my
fifth. But I just think he's more of a side character than my next
pick here. I think he's just I mean, he's so fantastic. He's
so kooky and crazy in that scene when he just fails and Morton Joe is
just I've been thinking about that since we watched that movie in the in the
retros, just mediocre. It's funny because I didn't see the movie when it
first came out, and you're mentioning like the meme was just a thing like
around that time, and now I'm like reliving that because it's just more present
in my life. But okay, jumping up from that, I have humongous
here from Mad Max two. I believe it is, okay, yeah,
yeah, the guy with the hockey mask. I think it's just like his
look and the mystery of what's behind the mask. It's like a Jason Voorhees
type of fact, and he's fucking shredded, like just my god, he
looks. He looks humongous and just a funny name. So uh yeah,
that's my it's my number five pick. He's just I was really trying to
pick characters from like those earlier movies, but of course it's it's just tricky
because they're they're dated and they just didn't really spend a lot of time with.
Yeah, toe Cutters not on my list, It's not on mine.
I couldn't no way. Yeah. Uh number four, I have dementis here.
Powerful Chris Hemsworth. I thought he was. I thought he's fantastic,
but not quite as good as my next pick, which is a Morton Joe.
Just very iconic look and like, even before I had seen Fury Road,
just that image of what that character was was just like, man,
that's a terrifying look of like his mask and especially when you see the whole
suit that he's got just a really creepy, great design, and I love
that. At least for Fury Road. The same chap came back. It
was toe Cutter, right, Yes, that he plays in the past.
Yeah, so that that was that was good. Moving up the list.
Uh, kind of controversial, I guess Mad Max is not my number one
pick I have. I have Mad Max as my second pick, and I
was like to myself, I'm like, do you really have to differentiate from
like Tom Hardy's one, and and like he's also kind of a mad like
even Mel Gibson's ones, he's kind of a different Mad Max in the different
movies because like the first one in origin anyway the same person. Yeah,
so I don't know, did you guys like specify or did you just say
Max that's easier than So Max is my second and Furiosa is number one,
one hundred percent. To do with the movie of Furiosa, I just the
way that we're able to really do like her story. I think it's just
a better tale than what Mad Max's is. Mad Max's he has a last
name, doesn't it's like Max, Yeah, yeah, you got it.
But yeah no, I just I think what was told in the Furiosa film
was a lot better than what was done in any of the movies, including
the first one for his origin there. So yeah, alright, So my
honorable mention number eleven that was bumped. I had Tina Turner because I liked
her kind of fun, but I had a hard time with the list.
So let's just be honest here. Up up until like seven, I was
scratched for people Bolt Farmer. I'll say umber ten just for the name of
it. Number nine is my cheat. I'm just saying as a collective of
the wives. I know that might be a cheat because there's like four or
five of them. I don't care, it's my list. I just think
they act as like, Yeah, I think they just act as one.
If you had to make me pick one, I'd probably pick Riley Coe,
who like falls in love with next because I think that's the most you get
from a character. But I just think they were They're always moving together and
stuff, So if I had to pick one to be her, but I
would just say in general because they all get like the same amount of development
and the same type of screen time. They're all kind of they're literally linked
together at some point. So that's just what I did. Because I don't
know, I thought I'll put him on there, don't remember his name.
Number eight. I put the plane guy I didn't get Yeah, which movie
though, because he's pretty similar character sure too for sure, Yeah, I
liked the pathetic sidekicking. I like that, at least the first half of
the movie. Just kept thinking he finally got away from Max, and somehow,
one way or another, Max keeps showing him up. They're showing up
and makes him do something. So, uh, there you go, Kirkle,
and you had the name, I got number seven. What the fuck
is the muscle guy again? From Road Warrior two? Uh? Oh?
Humungus? Yeah, humongous for sure, very cheesy, over the top,
but I love especially the way he's like when he gets up ever there,
I don't have to hurt you, like he's saying like it times feels like
he's trying to be like a calming presence, but his look doesn't portray that
at all. His look is something else. So uh and then I should
have did this too. I'll give him some respect. But at number six,
I had mad Max's friend there because they did like Kim in Oh the
Cop. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to find out problem the problems.
I had this list on my work computer and then I didn't send it to
myself, so that's why I'm a little behind the eight ball here. It
was uh, let's see Jim Jim Rains aka Goose. Uh so yeah,
No, I liked him. I liked that he was kind of the more
aggressive one in the first one, and then obviously he has a bad fate
there. But I like the character. I like how serious he took his
job because that was when there was some corruption going on and he was just
trying to fight for the people. So but the bottom half was a harder
thing to do. Number five I got more than Joe. Looks great,
sounds great, great aura. So you know, we talked about him for
ages. Just a very fun, just kind of look villain. Number four
I put nuts. I like the journey he goes on. This is pathetic
war boy too, making the sacrificial play for the wives, helping out,
driving for furios, and just some really good comedic timing on Nicholas Holt's part.
You know, curriculum fight might be controversial. I got mad Max number
three here. Yeah, I think it's just like you said, where Max
is a guy for the character or the character of Max as a guide for
the world. But other than the first one, which the first one,
I don't enjoy that much, like as far as a character perspective, it's
just it's never really a big journey. The journey is always Max meets somebody
reluctant to help and then he chooses to help, you know, like that's
that's the story of Max. And I don't get me wrong, I don't
think that's a bad I think Max is a great kind of tool, like
a great way to get you through these movies as like anthology, but as
an actual character. If you ask me who I want to follow, I
would rather follow my two and one, which two work got Dementus and then
one I got Furios. Just because I still like the Fury Road movie better,
That's still the one I would go to. But if the stories and
the characters I'm inclined to watch or have a journey from Hempsworth is definitely gets
a little bumped, just because the performance where a more than Joe. There's
acpects of them that I do like more, but you can't perform much between
like the guys doing what he can with his upper eyes right where that first
act is all just Chris Hempsworth, like just going one hundred percent the whole
time and then but still being calm when he needs to be. And then
number one I got Furio. So just even in number I don't know if
she would have been over Max if we had just got fury Row, but
with Furiosa that definitely puts her over the top there. So yeah, and
just just a great character. And it's just something that like Max doesn't have,
right, Like I guess Max does have that origin movie in the first
one, but I think we just talked about there so much of that movie
he is so quiet to himself. You just like it's funny because Furiosa is
quiet and she only has three lines of the movie. But there's something about
the way Furiosa's story has done Furiosa versus the way mat Max has done Mad
Max. It just feels more complete and you feel like you learn more about
her and you're just more invested. So I don't know, because Max,
yeah, he has an origin, he has family as friends, they all
go to shit, he gets revenged, but there's just something about the execution
of it. So I would throw the tail for his list, but he
just left right he knew it was gonna be his time. Yeah, he's
just going here, you know. So I don't really know what to talk
about there. I'm gonna give it. I'm really tripping up on my top
two movies right now for my really okay, my list of movies, was
like, yeah, easy. The one not hard for me was the scene
one because there's just lots of great scenes. So I tried to sprinkle it.
But I tried to spread it out amongst movies as likes much as I
could. But there's certain movies that are not on my list at all.
Yeah, Tall, you're ready to spread it? Oh yeah, stay hard,
Yeah, stay hard? Okay, just chewing that mic a little more.
God Yeah like that face face bugger, Yeah, face fucker hugger.
So my character's here. Number ten, I got the Rictus Erectus. Okay,
up there. Number nine, I got the Gyro Captain sweet Spot for
the Gyro Captain Ray Preatory and Jack. I thought he's pretty cool, cool
character, okay, yeah, the one that was supposed to be yea yeah,
yeah above him. Uh you should be on the review because I feel
like us three weren't the biggest fan of him, so I'm glad you were
really so yeah yeah. Number seven the Koma do Fourier. I. I
fucking love that guy. He's so he's just you know, the guy playing
the guitar with the fucking fire shooting. He's so cool. I just something
I've never seen before, and he's always just such a joy to see on
screen. Shred, that's fair. Yeah, give you that one. Number
six. I couldn't figure out what his name was, but he's from Furiosa.
He was Dementous is kind of like second in command. Then you learn
that he kind of that was Smeg. Yeah, like the guy that rides
off with the well spoiler, he's got the black horns on his helmet.
Okay, No, Smeg is the interpreter. Yeah, okay, I don't
know who that is. So yeah, yeah, I couldn't find out his
name, but he you find out that like the guys are kind of like
loyal to him and not to Dementus, and then you learn he breaks off
and then he forms his own kind of group. I just thought he was
really really cool and I like that help kind of breaking off from Dementus's kind
of regime that he had going on. It was just a cool, cool
character as well. Yeah, Slit, that's his name, Slits. After
that number five, I got Lordmungus, really cool villain. After that number
four, I got number four. How many do I have? One,
two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven Oto I put eleven name Octoboss. Yeah he's cool.
I love that I put eleven in here so I don't have to cut one
of these guys. Fuck predatory and Jack is cut. He's got mention number
like seven. Yeah, he's got. We just said, oh finally of
love and he's out. He's out. So my real number uh three,
four or five? My real number five is Knox, real number four is
a Morton, Joe number three, mad Max, number two, Dementus,
I fucking love Dementis. Number one is Furio, so fucking fantastic. Wow,
if you switched Nucks and More and Joe, we'd have the exact same
top five. We're pretty close there because I pulled oh top five. Yeah,
no, Preatory and Jack, No, I didn't have and I'm want
to bump him either. I brought him in. If he's in, he's
in. But no, I bumped Tina Turner, so what happens? But
uh, yeah, no, it's fun that none of us really have max
a number one, So that kind of tells you what you need to know.
So uh, Bessie and I'll uh, I'll go for here, even
though I'm sure you guys might shut when I'm like, oh good but so
my number five is because I try to spread out, but I do have
two from Fury Roads. So my number five is just the finale, like
the final chase scene where like everything's going to ham and you remember me and
more and Joe's barars and his face gets ripped off and stuff, and so
just the final of nuxt Sacrifice, Charlie's stab there. It's a big final
seat, but just something in there that would be the one. Number four
get the Row War finale when finally Max decides, Okay, I'm gonna help
you out, and you got the copter guy helping out and Humongous is getting
taken down. So I think that's a good setup. You got feral child
doing just up to no good doing some stuff. And again we talk about
like Inyad Jones and just about the the amount of stunts that went into that
and stuff where it's like, oh, they almost died here, but luckily
they didn't. It's like, oh cool, congratulations, Yeah, exactly be
scene number three. I have a saw spot. I'm not sure if you
guys will, but because I know it's his lower on some people's list,
but the thunderno man Max on those fucking rubber cables running around fighting ground,
the weapons I wish in Furiosa or Man Maxx. I wish that could make
a reappearance, even if there's like a Thunderno movie. I don't know.
Like I loved that fight a lot, and I thought the choreography was great.
I love that it went on for a while, wasn't just a quick
one two punch and done. Really enjoyed that. Number two, I got
the Furiosa rig scene where she meets like Victorian Jack and you know, the
poor little war boys hide and stuff. That's just like editing music, sound
design. It's just a top tier scene. And then number one I have
kind of the beginning of the chase and Fear Road, but I specifically am
going the storm where it is the lovely day and you get the chrome and
you just got Tom Hardy stuck in the back. Yeah, and just like
we talked about, like when the lightning strikes and the screen goes like black
and white at times, like there's so much visual cool stuff going on Fury
Road. Literally, I could just say all I want to sprow because if
you were to ask me other than the furial is a rig, I probably
could make all five scenes just Fury Road. But no, I think that
that scene for me is the one that stands out the most is the storm
because it's just cool to visual that coming in and everything. So yeah,
that's my top five scenes. My top five scenes here. So Thunderdome it's
number five. I thought that whole battle was oh no, no, no,
sorry, I got that was different, different less, different lists.
Okay, save that for later. Bullet Farmer. Bullet Farmer going through in
Mad Max and he's got the guns and yeah, the light and everything.
Fuck, that's that's great. Yeah, after that is the Thunderdome fight because
that was really really cool and everything you said, Travis spot On. Next
is the I can't remember his name against sorry Kirkland, the octopus Octo octo
guy. He's basically leaves the charge on on the war rig and basically like
it starts off with them on the ground and then it goes up to like
there they get air superiority all of a sudden and they're flying it. It's
like, that's super cool, and I was not expecting that it was really
really cool. I'd closed the page already. It's got a more iconic look
than a name. I think yeah for sure. Uh, Max basically on
the front of Knux's car, and Knux is just like, yeah, same
thing you said there, Travis, that same scene. That's great. That's
my number two. And then my number one is when Dementius arrives at the
Citadel and just war breaks out and like the hooks come down and they're hooking
up the vehicles and like spinning around and it's just pure chaos. It's fucking
awesome. Just commit suicide. Yeah, just will do that if I ask
you. It's like, oh my god, like it's the first time dement
This is really an over his head. I love the city. That was
a horrible mention for me. I thought about it so that that's a good
one, all right. Uh. While you guys were going, I was
just looking at my six scenes I had. I know, I gotta chop
one off at the head. I think I'm gonna ask one of my Fury
road scenes just because I have quite a few of them, so I'll do.
Fuck, I'm not taking Bullet Farmer off. I think he's gotta be
in my top five just because it's it lives on. No, I'm gonna
have to take it. Honorable mention the bullet farmer can't see shit. It's
so good good. I'm glad to be at Taylor's list. I feel a
little bit better cutting in here. Okay, number five, I have the
Thunderdome fight scene as well. Yeah, three of us had it. It's
just so great. I feel like it's just pretty similar to like the Spider
Man scene with but one saw that. Like there's just something about our hero
being trapped in a cage with a crazy person and just some weapons at hand.
So uh and yeah, you guys already talked about the fight choreography and
just how long it was going. It is really great. After that,
I have the final chase scene in Mad Max two, same one you mentioned
Travis. After that, I have I guess it's just like the first chase
scene from Fury Road, like when you have the what are you giggling about?
There? Just sh that's so fucking funny. It's so good. Uh
that's okod My next scene, Yeah, I think it's like the first chase
scene in Fury Road, when like it starts off with Buddy forget his name,
theater show him out, but the guy with the guitar and you just
got fire coming off and it's just like the First War, Yeah, the
same like the first time you see like the the war Boys like on those
like Teeter Totter type things, just like and like, yeah, it's it's
just so much chaos and just so much master craft on like the making of
that is just it's, yeah, tip my hat to them. It's just
so outstanding. So after that, I have the where am I right now?
That was my third now my number two. So after that, I
have the same Fury Road scene you shouted out Travis with the just the storm
and that's where yeah Knox is witness me blood Bag just visually so beautiful and
it's just crazy that like like this extreme what just laughing witness me blood Bag.
I'm just he's just so fired off that look of Max's face and he's
just gonna die for nothing. Literally, so so great and uh just how
like the chaos of the chase doesn't really cease just because there's this giant storm,
like it just makes it that much more chaotic. And yeah, really
great scene. And my number one scene is actually the Furios to Convoy fight.
Yeah. I really just went hard on the review detailing that scene as
much as I can, and just the effect of like the audio that it
had, which is like the the lack thereof actually of like a really intense
score. I think it actually lifted that scene so much more for me and
really nice and extended. And I mean I mentioned multiple scenes in here that
are quite extended just because they're long chases. But it's a great reoccurring thing
that these MANNX movies have, and I'm glad the newer ones didn't only not
only did they like straight or not stray away from what those originals ones did,
but they just elevated it in such a grandiose matter. So yeah,
yeah, I forgot like a good shout out here that scene when Dementis is
trying to stage the warreg but he like he captured the warreg and he has
his goons that are like hiding out and they're trying to sneak into gas Town.
And when he just comes up with the idea like, you know what,
let's it. They know it's not they're not buying it, Let's make
it real. Yeah, they start shooting their own men. That was a
really cool scene too. Yeah, octobosses guy, that's where he was pissed
off, right, He's like, you'll pay for this Dementas, and they
never do because Dement's plan worked. So it's like, well, I lot
some guys, but you know it worked out, Soda. I'll let you
go first because I think we might know the your your last movie, so
Filson on the rest, Yeah, Thunderdome is my number five. Number four
is the original Mad Max movie. Number three is Mad Max two. Uh.
Number two is the newer mad Max film. Uh. And then No.
Number one is Furiosa. Okay, Number two is just like that,
the newer Mad Max, like fury Ro Fury wrote, is I meant to
say, yeah, they have subtitles you can just you know. Number one
is Furiosa, well earned, well deserved. Wow, I'll go next,
Taylor. We have the exact same list Mad Max original Mad Max two,
which I think is like significantly better than all of the other old ones in
my opinion. Fury Road, this one was really hard though, Like you
know, I was mentioning Travis, I was having difficulties skewing these two.
I think it's just recent, like because it's more recent that I've seen,
uh Furiosa as opposed to furiy Road. I'm very curious how I feel on
the next fear Road mentioned because us just talking about like certain scenes from it.
It's just like fuck that that is just such a great movie because I'm
not picking that many scenes from Furiosa, right, but it's still just a
great movie. I think it's just the way it's structured, in my opinion,
is just a better telling of a story with the chapters and everything.
I just like how that was done, so a slight skew there, but
both of them are just really fantastic movies. And yeah, no, very
very impressed. Well, funny, Travis, I have a different list I
got. I got Mad Max number one at the bottom. I think I
said, I appreciate some stuff, but it's not a not a great watch.
Then I got Thunderdome and then Road Warrior at four and five. Very
tough actually, because I think Road Warrior two is a better movie, but
I think I had more fun revisiting Thunderdome. I think if the back half
of Thunderdome was like a little bit better, I think I could easily bump
it over Road Warrior two because I don't love Road Warrior two as well,
so or just Road Warrior not Road war two. They didn't make that one
yet, so yeah, I would go mad Max, Thunderdome Road Warrior.
And then did I say six movies or just five? Right? You mentioned
you said Thunderdome and number two, four and five, so I was a
little bit confused that. Okay, sorry, five and four, five and
four, so I'm clarifying. And then for three, yeah, four and
three because the original five that's good, that's true. Yeah, and then
right now I got furios at two and then furiy Road at one. I
don't think it will ever swap for me because I still think there's aspects of
Furiosa where I think is masterful filmmaking. But I still every time I watch
Fear Road, I still go, oh, this is one of the when
I make the list of like greatest movies ever made because I got favorites,
but like, you know, but Dazzle's not gonna be on that list.
But like when I talk about like this, you're like Dune Part two.
That's one where it was like, this is one of the greatest movies I've
ever seen. That's how I still fear feel about Fury Road. And I
think even some of the CG and set designs, like a little crisper,
so that helps that it'll go too as far as just like age Wise,
but they're both fantastic movies. And I wouldn't say, oh, I couldn't
believe you'd put Furios over a fear Rod. But for me, that's just
like a it's such just like a piece of work. And I feel like
it's like a harder movie too, because the first or Furios is much more
like a like a usual No I won't say paint numbers, but it structured
like a movie. Right, you meet your character, your axe and everything,
where a ferior road pulling off this one big chase is very daunting,
but yeah, good stuff, and you know, hopefully things are wrong and
we do get a mad Max wasteland. I didn't like the idea that I
guess because it's come out that it might not happen. The pitch was it
was gonna be a prequel to Fear Road. Don't like that. I don't.
I just don't know why you just don't move forward with Max and company.
But yeah, who knows, maybe not happen, but uh, that's
it. We've done the retro. This is probably you know, as we
said, whatever older retros so in a different one, but it's a good
time to do because yeah, maybe we won't get another Mad Max film and
we can enjoy it here. So if you haven't checked them out, we
reviewed FURIOSA reviewed every single one. They're all in the feeds. Check out
the review feed. Theys would have them all and yeah, this was fun.
Went a little longer than expected, but we had some a couple of
trailers, some fun, some fun triple X actions. So yeah, we'll
be back next week and I promise you it'll not be boring. It