Nobody pulled up with Lumifoid know they had a misunderstanding. And now that I'm
back, it's going to get back on track. I'm going to get it
back on track. Yeah, I need you get on track. I'm on
track. I'm looking for the ho. We're not doing that right now.
That episode absolutely to me like this, wait a minute. You you were
the most sober one. Yes, it was my job. I just got
drunk last thirty minutes. Yeah, so you're not even fully drunk. You
still got And she said she's back outside right after the Yeah, it's latest
night today. I'm back outside. They know I might not show up.
Your niggas. Niggas be having the wildest job. I look at your stories
and all you do sit around all day and do nothing. Alphabet suit,
bit suit. I'm not mad at you. Don't get wrong. Ain't no
hate over here because I love my job. I love it. I try
to come to work. We basically sit there and do nothing. But the
minute one person ain't there, she gets hectic. Heck did job it?
Just like one person who ain't there just throw everything up the story with the
crackshecking. I'm like, that's a rough night. You work first. Usually
he worked whatever they need him to work first or second, and I'm usually
I like the I hate I used to, but I hate if you're trying
to have a life you can't work men? Is this on my page?
Okay? So I put it on the topic of why getting a life?
I made I thought I was viewing that on my page. No, no,
I could, I could go there. I have to make sure you
were here first. He was gonna make it. No, it's nothing personally
everywhere. She got ten episodes. She got to do it three months and
two actually too much. Now I'm that this episode makes I got nine mores
ago. That's absolutely she retiring from podcast I'm retiring from podcasting. It's gonna
be one hundred that episode. Are you coming to the party? Were having
a party here? When when we get to ten? Whenever? Whenever we
can get I just say bottle two, he said, he said one hundred.
I said, yeah, He's like, I'll be there. Yeah,
m hmm. Was he drunk? I don't know. He probably got drunk
before he came in there. So you gotta be careful with what place plus
the old place you used to be the Jamaican Plate Upper yard. Yeah,
you know what. I used to go party with them on Thursday since cracking
yesterday. Yeah that was nice too. I told she got cold so we
had I was here, pott, I'm severely anemic. I'll be cold,
so you need to pull up with a trench coat. So do you I
want to start? I'm just asking. I was, I was. I
don't even I was to it. But okay, dance we can dog dog
being simple for well you being so if I was now sold, probably no,
I'm not. Can I have a piece of your candy? Though?
Off us non because most people don't e the fos candy like I do.
I love my fucking words is original the old candy. So speaking of you
telling me that I should get a life, I kind of have a little
bit of he us. I kind of been like this, dipping my foot
in the dating pool a little bit. I've been. I've been going on
a few days right. So before I forget, apparently one of our our
followers and trusted friends took your advice and uh tried the Facebook dating app and
I just went on that and was successful. Oh clap it up. So
yeah, I just she agreed to come on the show. To talk about
her experience. But we're trying to see if dude gonna come to yo to
Facebook day low key is it's like bullshit. But if you sit over there
long enough, you're good. But I dress I literally okay. So I
tried to Facebook dating Havel before and I met this gemini. He was so
aggressive and how he talked to me. So I was like, no,
I'm good, and I didn't wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait
hat again anybody was too aggressive for you? You are you? Really?
I'm gonna be that guy to gus just a little bit, just a little
bit you because I remember when I first mention you. Literally, her episode
on Tuesday was all about the fact that she is too aggressive for niggas a
nigga, that's aggressive for her, and it's like, I can't that's exactly
what you tell anybody that they was to aggressive. But anyway, I got
back on the Facebook yesterday so having a fun time. I had a lot
of matches and people with a lot of people hit me in my empire.
I don't know why we might be getting because not over I met a young
lady, were kidding it, what's up? But then like when you actually
go to like people real pages, you know till you though. That's great
for me because I don't know people. Okay, let me let me,
let me, let me inform you on. Let me inform you on my
friend at least the ones that I fuck with. Heaven, if I'm if,
I'm like scouring the internet for bitches is what we gonna call it.
Like, just if you send me a friend request, the first thing I'm
finna do is I'm gonna look and see who you're friends with. If there
are certain people on your friends list I can't fuck with because I know what
type of time my niggas are on. So if I see more than one
of my niggas, I know you've been fucked. It is certain one.
It is. It is certainly when you've never you've never, like a nigga
sent you a friend request and you look at his friends list and be like,
so you know it's a chance you know her, her, her and
all thems. Never, No, I gotta watch you and it's not like
I'm true because okay, just like women talk, men talk, yes,
men talk like, so what ends up happening is without without us even asking
for this information, they'll they'll tell us who they've already taken the Poundtown.
We don't care that you did, but you'll tell us. So it gets
to the point where we can't trust anybody of the opposite section that's friends with
this person. I know that by my male I was, and they told
me about a lot of people they went to Poundtown because it's weird, but
it makes sense, like I don't want to be the nigga that's trying to
take you serious and everybody motherfucker like a turnstyle. I'm not. I don't
want to be that guy. How would you? And I'm gonna be that
guy I want to be that holds out here getting married now. True,
but if you pay attention to marry before a lot of us. But if
you pay attention to the holes, also relocate the way they rebranded you and
whoever listening if you don't like it. All my whole friends that I know
for a fact was the host. They don't live here and they're happy,
happily and whatever relationship they went wherever they went and never you ain't ready to
rebrand, Okay, you know what, you're moving in the right direction.
You start losing weight, you you take your mads, you cut back on
your drinking. So you may be approaching that. That's true, because I'm
three different people in city. First, you gotta studio this first, This
is, this is, this is right. See, this is the whole
rebrand. You gotta first. You gotta get o for like six months.
Okay, so we got a questions who you are? Then you pop out
and show niggas when you move for three No, because you didn't move.
We just thought you. We just thought you was locked up your frand in
prison or the crazy house. Either one works for you. I'm three different
preoples in three differency. I'm different here in Milwaukee, I'm different here in
Chicago, and I'm different than Messis first of all, because you sold drugs
in one. I think it's I think, I think my situation. I
think we're live too early for the conversation. How many people can you date
at a time? Yes? Mentally can you date or just in general,
I'm I prefer to do it like one other time on dating dating if we're
only doing the dating pain. How many can you date at the time?
Two? Yeah, I can date three. You don't have to do as
much work as the woman could you lose focus I can. She wanted to
have a conversation how long we're not we're not even dating, like we're just
kicking it. Well for some of our reasons. You wanted to know how
many other bitches I was kicking want to know the competition? I mean,
I have a problem. I don't really do shit. It's like, that's
what I told I was like, it's your Why does that matter if you're
not in a relationship. Be blind. I'm trying to figure out, why
does it matter how many other motherfuckers you're kicking it with? Because if you're
not in a relationship me personally, I feel like it don't matter to me.
To me either, because because you're gonna vibe with who you vibe with,
Like if you only thing. And I told her this, I answered
the question. I was like, Okay, it's cool whatever you know.
You do what you do really good. Fuck you know, when you hanging
out with me, that's my time. When you now with me, it's
on me to go find something else to do and not worry about what you're
doing. The I'm gonna drive my motherfuckerself crazy. And I don't even have
to do that because you're not even my girlfriend that, but I do.
I do understand and recognize the fact that I do like her and cool.
My thing is that's where everything goes awright because a lot of us put our
attention into one person that we're not in a relationship with, and then when
that shit go left, then we just back at spect one where you could
have had a roster and just moved on to the next Loki, I just
want you to know this is a contradiction to your topic on Tuesday. What.
I just want you to know what you're talking about. They didn't.
No, it's not. I'm a date as many people as I want to,
but once I get into relationship, it's a whole different story. So
how do you decide to narrow down your foster to just that one? Because
I'm gonna tell you right now, three or four of them people are not
gonna have everything at all in one. So what part of what are you
willing to give up? Because like, if this one guy is the guy
you decide you want to settle down, but he's missing With God, that's
why I be dating three at a time. God number four has what he's
missing. You're not gonna want to give up God number four that quickly,
even though let me tell y'all something, y'all would see what y'all understand about
women, We fall quicker than me. So that's because balance. It's lies,
you know, I know it's lies. There's so many women running around
right now thinking that they're the prize that they're refusing to even put themselves in
position to fall for a dude. They literally will make you wait until you
fuck up one time to see how you gonna handle and take accountability before they
even give you the opportun try that. Women who does the crazy crazy,
that's probably part of your problem too. You just you just shut your brain
off the crazy part about the whole conversation we was having, though, I
think she was taken aback by like honestly, I was honest. Niggas be
like, no, it's just you. I was like, no, it's
you. It's a few like want but I kick it with. Some of
them want you, A lot of them some w want you to to them,
yeah, like to official, some of them do want. I don't
do it. I still, you know why, I have no problem telling
the truth because I forget what the the lie is in the world, and
I will catch you and I've got being in there the type of person that
remember everything everybody else. I mean, I will get you. Every time
I tried to lie, I got caught up. You're not a good liar
anyway. I'm a terrible liar because if I tell you a lie, I
ain't gonna remember it tomorrow. Ain't no reason. Plus, but let them
accept what it is if you tell them the plat on the truth, this
is what I got going on, this is what I do, this is
where I am. And then they'd be like, oh, damn, you
really do just be here on the damn time. You not really out here
with gangs and bitches. What I will say about the day that it do
make you realize that there are so many pointless conversations in the fucking world that
you don't really give a about having. I swear to God, I bush
it you unnecessary part of conversation. It was yesterday, So yesterday Surety hits
she hit my lines. What you're doing ship chilling? I won't come see.
I'm like, okay, cool, pull up. I'm a feeling.
I'm like I was in the middle of the roller blood anyway, so I
gonna be hot, right, So she comes over Andy, like we're telling
all this good ship and then like in the middle of it, she wants
to have this pointless, ass fucking conversation. It started off cool. It
was like some girls, she telling me what's going on. If I asked
you how your day was, I expect you tell me what happened. So
it was cool. It started going on. This was telling about the day
and how she was going on at work. I think she started talking about
work. I checked out, that's your fault. Then that point where I
did, I did. I'm not that that that the problem. I'm not
checking out. Listen, I'm just following me, bro. I'm not saying
that this is not my fault. I'm letting you know what happens when you
all. I was gonna say, you can't tell somebody you a safe space,
and I sat there and checked out. So she'd be like, you
remember when I'm not saying, y'all how because here's the thing you want.
She's gonna come back with the story and she gonna want you to remember the
characters of the TV show that's called her job. Well, first of all,
it's gonna be another story day character you you you right? But I
grew up with a black mama, so I learned how to listen and not
listen at the same time. I can completely told my mama out and she
said, are you listening? Could you hear me? But it was I
didn't want to talk about it. That's why I was pointless because and now
I'm letting you dominate the conversation. We're not having a conversation no more.
I'm why don't you change it? I'm smoking? Shut the fuck up again.
I'm just all I'm doing sharing my thoughts. Can you hit the check
yourself? But I'm not gonna hit that. But no, no, no
everywhere if you feel like I was just like you know what, like in
my mind, in my mind, I was just like work, and then
work turned into what did she do over the weekend? What she did over
the week what what she he shows? And then what she did over the
weekend turned into like just so you just set that hind listen to nothing again
like to like tone just said I can't preach. I'm a safe space and
did not be interested. I wasn't interested in that conversation. You had some
small conversations, bro, That's how you make little things. We love when
people listen to us, because half the time people don't listen. You want
and you want to know high figure. And I wouldn't like what you listened
to at work. You were ready for some more white guilt. Tone,
You're ready for some more white guilt. Last week, remember the white lady
I was telling you about it came in on right, Yes, she came
back. She came back to Okay, came back to the store. Now
I wasn't the only nigga in here putting chicken away, because that was wild
as fun. No, what Spectrum did was wild as fuck to you.
I'm in the store, I'm mind my bits, doing my job. But
she walks up. She taps me on my shop. She was like,
hey, I'm glad I caught you while you were out here. I hope
I didn't get you in any trouble last time. I was like, no,
you know, my my boss loved one. I talked to the customers,
my job, make y'all feel all right. And she was like,
but I just want to let you know. Then, you know, white
people always got to put their hand oh you when they talk to you.
She touched you the small of your back. No, she I was kind
of hunched over, so, you know, because I'm tall, I'm like
six two, and that been just every bit of five fuck four text me.
So she hears me one of these I'm like, hey, look I
had to and show the people what the fuck I went through, say space
one. So you walk up and she was like, I just, I
just I just want to tell you that you are such a god sind and
no no one has ever because I told her to stop worrying about dad.
Motherfuckers. You you gotta watch last episode last week. I told the story
about this lady came in on teenth day. It was like, I'm sad
that we are even having this day. I'm like, what do you mean.
She was like, well, if you guys were never slaves in the
first place, you wouldn't have to be freeing. She took me down this
fucking rabbit hole of Johne teeth and white guilt. So I told her,
I'm like, you know what, it's cool, it's whatever. And then
she was telling me about how her stepmother like was abusive to her, but
now she did that ship. I dropped brow my gyms on the like you
spending all your time like hating the motherfucker. I ain't even walking amongst the
living no more like this bitch pushing up daisies and you just I still hate
you. Let that ship go, lady, and she was like, oh
my god, that's some of the best. And when she came back she
told me she was like, what you told me time with some of the
best advice I've ever gotten. I was like, yo, eighty five years
old, fucking earth, that was it cool. Then she was like you
know what, she was a closet racists. She was like, you have
a gift. I was like, I can't do I'm stocking shelves. I
can't move. I was doing my job. So she was like, yeah,
you should be like a minister or a preacher, like you should get
She was like you, she was like, you need to be on one
of them hot lines and just you really should spread your word. Yeah I
wasn't. I was like, I gotta podcast. I know what I'm saying.
Ship preaches about it, but like Loki, you know and share that
like it didn't make me feel kind of good. I was like, damn,
bet here reaching the people. What don't take this away from me to
here reaching the people? You see him quiet. I'm out here touching the
masters to the pod god. So this is what you know. He was
touching other motherfuckers and places he shouldn't be doing. How long have y'all been
podcasting? Thirteen years something like that? I don't know. Internet radio years
was blur what that means before there was ever such thing called podcasting the online
radio stations. So that's where the r TDR comes from, because it was
to radio. So we stayed on the radio station, which was wild ship.
Shouldn't have been legal doing this ship we used to do. Do you
do you think you think you got a call in their life? I do
like I definitely don't think preaching is mine, but I feel like no because
she talks to the holes. But now she wants to cancel her show at
one hundred just because I want to cancel my show. That don't mean my
life. I am congreg trying to venture out into something else more bigger than
this, you know what I'm saying. That's all I'm trying to get in
my social media back, so that that's it being defended because I'm losing a
pain customers. You're consistent, so that's what you about. Of course,
that's not all I care about. Man. We've been here since day one.
We met together for four years, and that's the first things. The
money. It's my second longest relationship. I still got to pay. I'm
not judging, Yes you are. You want to know. I am judging
because I did. I didn't understand which the manner in which they should have
came out first. Man, I should have said damn, I already did
on her show. I did that on him. I was gonna miss behind.
I gave her all the heartfeld right now. Bro, at the end
of the day, was keeping lights on it. This mother fucker don't know.
I wasn't you was. There was times where you were the only niggas
who paid that. It was like the only check that came through on time.
Clear. I just wanted to and I'm gonna say this on y'all show.
Like I said on my show, y'all gave me a platform. You
know what I'm saying. I didn't have a platform. I had my life,
but y'all gave me a platform. You also got rid of a skinny
dude and his boy. I was ready, I stub out right to ran.
She ran out of here, and they pissed me off. Yeah,
dreas and been a hater ever since. Its just behave work. I don't
even know, but y'all gave me a platform, and I'm glad that I
was one of the I came out of the pretty pretty plus size and pretty
fat, pretty plus size of power. There was something else when I came
matter fat. Okay, well I came out. I'm not trying to be
funny and nothing. I'm just I came after them, and I kind of
looked to the podcast up in the beginning when I first started. So I
gets my hats off to them because they, oh, geez, what you're
going to do now? Nora? You know Trace who left me for two
years, she really did, was out here left me for some years.
You know, you were supposed to log in when she started doing it remotely
and you do it and you just she became busy so she couldn't. I
know. Yeah, So yeah, for two years, I had to do
it on my own. That's why. But I do thank y'all. Y'all
gave me a platform and I had to mess with you. Yeah, I
do thank y'all. Y'all. Relationship, I don't know because you won't accept
the fact you like skin. That's number one, because I'm why you are.
First of all, I can't trust this relationship because you delusion so thin
own podcast delusion. I think the thing about she's funny as she's funny as
it treat me fifteen minutes of YouTube. Give her fifteen minutes a week on
YouTube and let her just inside my mind and whatever comes out of her mouth
for fifteen minutes is the segment. No, no, what you're scared to
tell the truth. The whole truth is nothing but the truth. I'll give
you that. Twilight's on music and everything because they know what we don't know
what's in that subconscious that's also that's also true. But you know what,
podcasting is very therapeutic, so maybe it helped me a lot. I talked
to myself helped me a lot. You know that it is My podcast was
very therapeutic. Talk to the camera while ton is in the room is way
less crazy than if you just sitting in your room with some alcohol. That's
how I started in my room with the alcohol. Yeah, but again,
you were talking to a camera. Shes just not she's calling and responded to
her. That's the crazy ship you got an imagineary friend. I wouldn't be
about saying if you, I would actually hope you did have one. Some
he got to hear this mess. I watched Inside Out too. You need
a big ball needle, Jimmy, I love jim Jimmy. Who is Legitimy?
None of that? Who is Jimie? Have you watched the new Inside
Out? I have not. What's inside Out? It's a Disney movie.
It's a dope ass movie. No. No, that was about inside the
winter, inside the little girl's head and all the different emotions, all the
emotions. I seen the first one. I didn't watch the new one.
The new one has got Yeah, I seen the first one. I want
to watch the first one. You ain't watched the first one yet. You
kind of gotta watch the first one to understand that jokes. That movie is
not for children because the children don't really know about the emotion. It's supposed
to be for the teenagers. Yeah, but it helps with adulthood too.
I ain't even because the new one. They have anxiety in the new one.
Yeah, the new one with anxiety is really made. Everybody should watch
it. Yeah, they portrayed in the way how this little girl. Literally
whole world was just going crazy. Even the anxiety attack, yeah, visually,
because they said anxiety take over all the emotions and you see, yeah,
so I do want to see that. I do. So. Yeah.
It was like there's like a million think pieces people are making about this
thing. When I get in my anxiety attack, I don't come out.
When I get in my insty text, I don't come out. I'll be
in the house. That's like I have to I actually have a really good
control over my anxiety and I still have them, but it don't lock me
down like it used to mind to get real bad into my dad dad.
So that's why one I can remember for three months, that's not an anxiety
attack. My nigga, did you watch? But you gotta understand trees have
anxiety and clinical depressed, clinically depressed, and you see why you do the
show all that people need to hear your story fam to yourself in a room
with a bottom, but nobody really watching because hopefully somebody they work through it
and then you know what, through it somebody else. I'm gonna be honest.
I be honest. I really thought nobody really watched my show. I
told you that until people was like, your show is still all you know,
some girls be like you are mean, I watch you, you know,
stuff like that, Like you think you don't go through stuff that other
people go through, but it's a lot of people that go through the same
stuff other people. The crazy part is TDR would have died a long time
ago if it wasn't for people saying they were watching shows. Yeah, and
it just made me keep having to do it because it was the point of
time me once and ship out we were outside for like we was outside for,
Like, do y'all know how many opportunities y'all gave people. If it
wasn't for y'all, I wouldn't be like more out there than I was,
you know what I'm saying, Like I actually became a TikTok influencer because of
my show. So it was just like because of y'all. And that's why
I said, I really appreciate it, because y'all gave me a platform.
I mean, a lot of people took their shows. We met a lot
of cool folks like yeah, like y'all just don't understand. We let a
lot of cool people and then my friends was able and family was able to
come home and tell the stories and stuff like that. It was like,
dope as a hundred episodes, do you know what we've been through? Were
doing a little good in the community. I never said we didn't. We
know that white woman on the other hand, you know, can we can?
We can we play some videos? She gonna come and she oh,
so she's definitely looking for Yes, she's gonna be looking for you. Every
time Bro stopped giving one customer service, that's what it is. You got
one customer service because usually black folks don't have a one customer service. You
sound like me work in the middle the Mountain of Caucasus. Yeah, he's
like people like two and a half black people. There were questioned that half
because it's name Xander, and we don't call him white people. We call
him napkin colored. The man is Martians in this motherfucker. I'll be at
work and I'll be the only black dude any of the time on the ship.
So do you talk? Do you change the way you talk when you're
around him? Like, did you get like a real proper because I hear
real proper when I'm around my lost Because yeah, you have to. So,
yeah, you have to don't do it working around like because I feel
like because jealous my uncle was the boss all on wife man, okay,
never exafinitely real. Yeah, and then I seen it at work. But
finally a person can use it, and that the black man using his nepotism.
But no, your son is ass bro, So so I don't want
to drafted. Yeah, Lakers daddy, daddy, your daddy got out.
I was gonna get to this in a minute, but this is how cold
Lebron is. Lebron. Lebron started a podcast with JJ Reddick like six months
ago. Fast forward now JJ Reddick is the coach of the Los Angeles Lakers,
and go get my nigga. That's my dog. And you want me
to come back and play for y'all for another two years? The draft my
son, draft my son and I'll come back. I sign whatever you want.
Draft my son. Nepotism his his son was played six what six?
Six? What like one two, three, four five? He plays six
college games, that's it. Six. So he ain't even have to put
in the work that his daddy put in. He ain't even as half as
good as his daddy. Yeah, So if if nepotism plays a big part
in the NBA. Then what is the everywhere? This is nepotism. But
what I'm saying, what is it becoming if y'all just drafted because of the
just because the people on the tape, what is it becoming? Because you
remember, Lebron had to work for his position. Let's let's keep it.
Let's keep it one hundred right now. If it was anybody else but the
biggest money maker in the n B A, that ship wouldn't have happened.
It's because it's Lebron is how it happened. But brother still got drafted from
another team. He didn't get him in the n B at the right.
He got his brother a guaranteed job. That is long as I'm in Milwaukeewake.
That is still it's still nepotism, but still good. But it ain't
that is a gregious all. What is happening? All Lebron does prove that
the NBA is what it is. It's a business. The business it's about
everything gets a busy, marriage tickets. We need to say, yeah,
it's a business. Yeah, and I'm capitalize on this business. All right,
So y'all want me to come back and play I need forty million.
All right, cool, we got the forty million. I need you to
go get my best friend j J. Ready, he gonna be my coach.
Then on top of him being my coach and that forty million, with
this last pick in the draft, go get my son. He gonna retire.
Yeah, here's the funny part. If this nigga pulls off a ring
this year, hell no, if this pulls off the ring, saying if
he pulls off a ring, that means the Lakers still so Yeah, that
team they never know, Bro, they horribled at a horrible it's the father
and son. Yeah, non, nobody somebody else. No. Lebron said
before he left the NBA he wanted to play with his son, Bro,
if you would have just worked that, he said that. He said that,
here's the crazy part. The other son way better than Lebron, James
Jr. Brice co. It's like the ball Boys, but here's Bronzo as
Jello or fucking criminal and LaMelo is the best one. But here's the thing,
Okay, what can Lebron give us two more years of baller? He's
gonna give you too. He could give you two and that's all. That's
all he gonna get. But is it going to be like I have power
two years? Like when the good one get here. He's forty and still
average twenty five and look at the TV on bro he got no, I'm
not what I'm saying, and you going out here with your twenty five year
olds and I'm still sucking your all up. He mount tied, he tied,
he tied, but he again, he wants to play with his son
and he got that chance. So he's gonna give y'all another two years.
I can't wait to watch he's going to give y'all another two years because he
wanted to play with his son. He wanted to trade his son and he
wants to play with him. But listen what you just said. You're gonna
watch every game just you are. I know that regardless. If that's why
I watched the w n A now because I wanted to see what Kaylen Clark
and Andrew. But now that hard working citizen. First of all, you're
gonna put some respect on her. Now you wait, wait a minute,
you said who Barbie. Yeah that's cute, but listen to you know what.
I had to leave a conversation at work because they started talking about cakes
and they was like, all the women there are jealous of her white.
I was like, okay, it's time for me to go because I don't
even get to be about it. But you I was the only black girl.
But it might be but like this a little white girl. Granted she
good is half as good as us exactly, But the only reason that we
now get these amenities now is because it's because of the white girl. That's
so at one point, like I understand why you could be upset. It's
like, man, this the white girl. But if it's not for this
little white girl, all these looks y'all getting, y'all wouldn't get. But
we still absolutely nobody was watching the w n b A. It's true because
I show didn't pay. I wouldn't pay as it was. But what I'm
saying, okay, ain't you. Aziel Wilson has been the best player in
the w n b A for the last five years, and it took the
little white girl getting drafted for all these chicks and I'll get shooting. That's
all I'm saying. Like the little white girl is why the money is flowing
in and that and the crazy part to me about it is like, I'm
not even so much mad as at the rest of the league. I'm more
upset than their teammates. The reason now that I'm gonna start getting paid and
motherfucker's on the court knocking you over. You the money, Yeah, that's
true. You not if you are over it's a fight, her attack.
But here's the thing, tacked the money off the table. You my teammate
period, right, You my purest shooter, because that's why you here.
For you the best shooter coming out of college. I need you. I
want to ring, so I need to make sure you live it now.
Unless you being a whole bitch ass in the in the back, I should
ride for you. Naturally, they're not riding her. I was like,
bro, and for motherfucker, push anybody down there. I know like that.
I'm a fucking swim. Oh we fight. We have to talk about
this. This is why I feel like I can't fight. Don't push out
none of my people. This is why I feel like every team in every
league needs to the nations because if he don't do nothing else, you're gonna
ride for you, don't ride, you are not going to fuck up the
church's money. Oh work, you not gonna fuck up the church's money.
His mama probably said him a text message every game, you better not let
him hurt shot there playing brother calls that nigga on the court. You you
protake that all calls. That is the rules out the street. Take that
all costs, all up like a mama bear, protect that all costs.
Man. He's trying to take Bango job still employed. Don't you know?
They rotate niggas who Bango? I don't actual mascot is still there, Bango.
As long as we the Bucks, Bango got a job unless they changed
the mascot. That's why I said, as long as we're the Bucks.
I don't know. I don't look at nobody mascot but Elie the Elephant Alabama
the Old Times. I don't know. That's that Southern ship. That's no.
She a mascot for the one of the w n b A. Elie
the Elephant, Ehant, y'all don't watch Elie the Elephant. She's an elephant.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Ellie the Elephant in the
crowd. Yeah, she'd be doing all this. Go ahead, Ellie,
Yeah, she know. We was at uh, we was at music yesterday
and it was a little work time. It was a themn. It was
then it was a themn on the stage. You know, you gotta get
it correct. But what were they playing? Clear? But she was playing
clearinet? No, it was a horn trumpet. She was playing trumpet and
she was jumping the them was jumping around like when you know when they get
turned on, they get turned up. Yah, who was Who's turned the
damn? You know it's them and they just I don't care airl Alright,
So so since what videos are we playing about playing the white acts of danger?
We have sky diving from a hot air balloon, and not just from
the hot air balloon on top on today's episode of Random. So one thing
here on the Death Fresh Show, I'd like to show you random some white
see what the fuck is this? So what happens is on every episode we
do a video where we show you rich folks are bored doing stupid ship They
do dumb like to wake up and look your wife or your husband in the
eye and then pull out. The calendar is specifically scheduled death and danger on
the third you are fucking crazy. That's okay, as long as I have
an insurance partly on my husband. He could do what he wants. Let's
ask him Jaus. We have skydivings from a hot air balloon? Were not
just from a hot air balloon on top of a hot air balloon? Why?
Who knows? Marjorie ver Err, you guessed it death? And I
have so many questions because how do you get into this type of activity?
And is jumping out of the bottom of the hot air balloon not enough of
like an adrenaline rush. You're like, wait a second, we gotta figure
out how you get on top of the and when you get on top,
like is it on the bottom and then you ride to the top on top
of the hot air balloon? Because that sounds very scary? Or is it
like a rope that you have to climb all the way up? I do
see a little rope in the cut like poie, but like, is that
he has to dangle out here and then climbing way right? I have so
many questions. It's just like this is straight. That's the only reason I
can join this because you could skydive fifty feet lower just regularly, but you
not. And so I was just like my questions answered it does I would
never do it because you've done some things in your life. Would this be
something that you will do? Okay, yes, but here's the reason why
you said yes? Like you said yes like the y E s. But
here hold on, no, but here's the reason why. Here's the reason
why y'all forget. That was in the Air Force, and part of our
training was we had to jump out of planes. So the fear of jumping
hold on, hear me out, the fear of jumping out and stuff like
that, that's not that. Don't bother me no more. Okay, I'm
okay with that. So the only thing that I really would have to worry
about in this situation, it's just getting up in the air on top of
a balloon. Because he asked, he was like, they got like a
rope, so did you climb? So that's my only thing, Like how
did you? Once we figure out how we're supposed to get on top of
this balloon, I probably don't care after that point if you think that stupid.
One week I showed a nigga. Are you familiar with like mountain climbing
like you ever seen like videos of them? They got a bunch of gear
and his ropes and folks was climbing a mountain. Nothing, no ropes,
no landing gears, nobody. Yeah, they just climbing, justobs. Yes,
it was just him. The he had on his hands and feet and
his motherfucking limbed the mountain and crazy getuck. It's funny they get stuck in
the mountain sometimes. And the crazy part is like, imagine getting to the
top, Like you don't post it on Instagram. You just looked down like,
yeah, we did it, like what you're doing for you know.
The crazy ship is people will climb mountains like that and then when they get
to the top, it's a mountain that had a whole walking video. Oh
yeah, did you know that the video had words because every time she asks
questions literally the video like they literally as soon as you said it, it
was said in the video. Is there more random acts of white danger?
Y'all get out here and try to treat somebody. Don't do it. I'll
do this episode of random white acts of danger. We have world records ski
jumping, or what I like to call it, jumping off a cliff.
This year is Jamie. He wants to set the world record before he retires,
and this is his last jump. How's he gonna do that jump off
his two hundred and fifty foot cliff, no parachute, no cushion other than
snow, all lives margin ver Aaron, you guessed it death because immediately I'm
like waiting, this is because you know, to rotate back. He's now
up in the air like a stripper and he pile drives headfirst into the snow.
I guess the world record is still set. And now he can down,
but he almost suffocated head first deep down there. Boy can't breathe.
And then he gets up and skis the rest of the way down. But
it's like, I wonder what you was thinking at this point, like,
oh is it worth it? I wonder if his world record is still set?
But all I know, Jamie, you are a special breathe man,
special breed a white because who just like sees that and like, oh yeah,
I gotta jump off that just so I can say I have the world
record. I'm not gonna try to land. It's gonna land on my back.
I wouldn't even try, no shit like that. First off, I
had a heart attack, and then the crazy about it is dying. He
fell out and needed help when he fell off the first clip, then got
on and continue on the other cliffs like, no, you gotta be on
meth or something. He has to be on any young girl's heart. The
drugs. That's where the you gonna find us nothing, That's what the hell
I'm talking about. So you say he built it in his garage, I
mean he made it in his garage. And then he was like, whoa,
whoa. The fact that you can make meth out of ship you can
find at your local fucking Walgreens. It's crazy. It's crazy that someone actually
continuously uses it. May be getting hot ship. I want to discovered it,
Like what what accident did you have to commit to be like, oh
no, this ain't bad. Okay. So you know when you were young
and you're black, Mama told you that she wants this house to smell like
bleach when you clean it. Right, So you put the bleach with the
soap SuDS in the water. But then you go and you put like the
pine salt in there too, right, and then you add the fabuloso,
all them different chemicals, and you forget the open windows. You be you
be messed up? You did somebody decided to take that and cook it because
somebody heated that up thinking it's gonna smell better, and it rocked up.
And that's what meth is. No, that's the concept. Well, I
will say I discovered like fifteen bleach don't go together, but I still do
we I'll sprinkled. I was like smoking right out of here smoking. I
make some to got that smoke too. I was like, this is not
right. I'm about to die here. You. I had to run out
of the house. I'm like, I'm about to die ahead because you be
trying to like get it like real clean smell. Yeah, not realizing parents.
No, it's not a myth. It was black parenting black pants is
very different than other parents and just that ships built on like mythological ship.
But look, look that's a black But did we die though? But did
we die though? I feel like parents nowadays are a little more logical,
while when we were kids, I felt like your parents would tell you some
ship or ask you do some ship that you have never seen them do.
So now you are wondering, how is it possible for me to accomplish this.
I don't have I've never seen you do it. I just say we
survived our parents and our grandparents like, we are survive garage. You can't
survive. You never cleaned the garage, So how are you to come out
here and tell me and listen, ain't clean. You ain't never did it
for you to clean it? It shown me hows to be done. I'm
saying, uh, mythological parents, and it's crazy how they want you to
clean the gutters. But I ain't got no no ladders in the house.
You're just supposed to climb up the side of the house on that that weird
level. What the garage saying it in everything? Oh? Yeah, I
know nothing about that. You may have you may have held some lead paintings
under are you saying in the house? The house? Did you did you
get a power paper? Wild business? I don't know. And in the
summertime we went up north to the farm. We couldn't go outside and play
until we milk the cows. Oh I lived a milk that damn cat cow?
Is that where your love the titties came from? At four o'clock in
the morning after summers, I said, I'm not coming back here no more.
This is not fun. Oh that ain't nothing. I'm like eight years
old. My granddad making me go to find these food market up here and
basically sell the food market and sell fucking vegetables all Saturday morning. You was
like a bell fever. I am supposed to be at homework. You on
the corner selling corner. Yes it's not a corner you doing there? Felt
like it. You wasn't falling to you out there and shot y'all, y'all
at that prostituting corner. Ship. He was a corner salesman that hate.
I feel like I never knew this about you, sir. I know something
that like to keep buried. Lived in Mississippi and my team, ye cow,
the only thing I got. My big mama had chickens in her yard,
and my big put us on the back of the truck. White windn't
fit them hogs. Because you're a girl though you didn't like you. I'm
sorry, are you to put you out there with some sad paper? Do
not do not give a funk about you? Oh my god, he said,
are you you know after hearing how you grew up, I wouldn't be
like upsetting you if you was like one of those super girly girls that just
didn't want to do ship. Because you have to do it as a job.
But what I'm saying like, if you can't, if you got on
some dainty ship, was like, nah, I ain't never doing that ship.
You know, I wouldn't be mad. I'm like, man, you
see, I grew up, motherfucker. Tell me saying a garage on the
outside of I think the most I had to do on the weekend Saturday mornings,
we get up and watch the floorboards and watch the walls, stuff like
that. But what I learned so much about it? Are you a real
life dairy farmer fan? It was capital We made composts and the cows up
in you know where you you know where you're dropping your ball at. You
need to be on the farmer's dating that because I guarantee you can catch you
a good man, a farmers on the right down that farm. Yeah,
right down that farm. Get you a Jesse with a ten gallon hat chewing
strong ship. I'll be out of hold on, hold on, they're knock
a good hold down. Okay, good hold down out and the good.
When I retired, I want to live on the farm. Are you willing
to trade in your air max for some cowboy boots? It's probably got a
pair of cowboys farm fucking might be lit though? What it was fun?
Farm? Wait? Wait? Wait? What is that get you some head
on the moving tractor? Broke that time passed? I find that's dangerous,
bro. But then, but the foreign parties do be cracking up because ain't
barn, ain't no like all of this is the barn and you and hopefully
you know that liquor in the trash? Can you don't want to? Bro?
Have you ever touched the bell hair? That's not? That not the
kind of you don't want to get your groove off? You definitely don't see
in the movies. That's not that's not that's not. Can we fucking what
may be on the corner? Why are you fucking don't sucking the sweet corn?
You're gonna make it sweet on the produce, bro, don't get high
what you're saying about that? Why are you fucking with the food at no
house? Oh my, I mean, I ain't ain't do that. That's
a lie. I know some chicks right now have a personal furiously, but
we have had mult problem that knocking at the back door. That's why they
have no problem. Why would they do such a thing. I don't want
why but because I feel like there is no manly position to be in and
get you or why? Wow, we got here? He started the pamper
change. That's why he asked. He asked her did she do that?
And I may? Women, Let's go aheadlet's get back to these video.
Got another video? Okay, let's see another video. You asked and went
to war? Who will win? Now? I know about y'all gonna be
old, I don't think so okay, if the US split up and went
to war, who do you think would win? Whoever got Chicago? Hold
on now? Wait a minute, now, whoever got Chicago and California?
No? Hold on West Coast? Hold on now? Hold on now though,
But yes, that's a small city. But Texas has been ignorant since
day one. In Florida, look niggas we go, I thinkgas niggas don't
aim good at Chicago. Don't kill more people know they're just running down.
They killed some of their own soldiers. Chicago cannot aim properly. Florida gonna
do a lot of Okay, So if the US split up but went to
ward, who will win? So? Okay, because then you got okay,
were around We're gonna go around. We're gonna go around, Tom who
you think will win if the US split up and went to war? Who
do you think gonna win? You know what, just because of what I
see, I gotta go with the South. The South got something to prove
because they think about it. The South fucked up and they lost the war,
the Civil War, so they got They still got hate for the rest
of America. But the North is coming with switches. But lo looking at
you in the southlast niggas don't do Rhode Island, Nigga. You ain't even
walks big in Hampshire. You not the only the only thing, the only
thing Northeast got going for them is New York Brooklyn with you New York don't
don't listen. New York got gentrified that they used to play. You know,
I got I'm between the man West and the West, because you gotta
understand the West is something else. You got California, you got blood and
way more. That's why the gang started. Vegans don't want to beat shut
the hold. Okay. See were thinking from a nigga perspective. We gotta
think outside Okay, Okay, let's stink outside the box. Hollywood got a
lot of hitting hitters, bro, because they be making ship happen and we
don't be The fun just happened here. You gotta think about it. Dogs
you okay? Over there? Can we did the people? Did the people
watching see that? Now? Our screens swam? They probably missed. I
do have those irrational fears that one day I would take my hair out of
like a ponytail and I'm gonna pull and I'm gonna pull a lock with me
and I'm gonna cry. That's why I keep my hair short. Although I
could just go back and they could just reattach it. That's the fun and
I have an edge. This is what happens when you tune into the death
fresh shut. Yeah, alcohol is not everybody's friend. Very disappointed. I
just get drunk perds. What the damn? I meant to see the video
yesterday? It was what are you burnt in it? Oh? I used
to get drunk perds? And you know how people used to pay me inten
you got a you want to shot? Yes, I'm just saying I expected
better, all right, So let's get back to that. So we take
the niggas out the equation because you gotta remember after a while, niggas is
gonna be like, why are we beefing? They just gonna every black people
is like, look, if we just rushed in Northeast, we can live
over here on our own and let these white folks kill each other. I'm
still going with the South because we got Atlanta, we got Florida as a
whole, gay people in California too, So ves don't want no thing.
We got Texas. We got Mexicans, and they are resourceful, it's true,
but they also whites. But it's a war that if we just stay
alive long enough, we can own you all of them. They can leave
the country. See that's the difference. Anybody that's non American of origin can
go home. Question. So it's odd there's nothing but white Mexican and niggas.
I got. I got because all of y'all was agreeing, And why
would I want agree because we got and drakes they do with Texas to drake
mustards and Borough. No, no, no, nigga, you gotta remember
Texas. The n r A be like, everybody gets to have three guns,
it's our loss. The president. I don't know who the president the
ship, but they love their guns and they just waiting for a day to
shoot the right. So played this. I got a really important question.
I don't think it is important. It's important, but it's important we here.
If we switch to the US and went to war, who will win?
Now, I know a lot of y'all will be older South. I
don't think so, though, Rick, I'm going with Northeast. My sleeper
will be the Midwest. Now hear me out. Sorry, West, y'all
still no chance. Y'all got l a but everything else this is like nothing
other than that. It's like you got people that's depressed or too nice and
like to live in nature. So the West is cooked for sure. Now
the South, I get it. You got Texas in Florida and a lot
of guns, but also a lot of slow, kind of dumb people.
No offense. I'm just being honest in this area, and if we looking
back at history, there's a reason we beat y'all before. I'm not built
for the snow in the cold in the winter. God, for bitch,
you got to invade up. It's like invaded Russia in the winter. It's
cooked for y'all. Northeast, you got New York that's seven million people,
and you got people they really don't give a fuck about nothing. But see,
the Midwest is a sleeper because you got Chicago, you got Ohio.
You people be pistol Ohio. It's Ohio, you be mad too. And
then you got Gary, Indiana. A lot of people don't know about Gary,
Indiana. Talk about the city of crashouts. You look the wrong way,
blasted head, gone gas station, Rome dead, ain't even happening to
Gary, Chago, Detroit. It's like the Midwest got some sleepers, and
they got some motherfuckers that will crash out over everything's bigger in Texas, that's
just sorry. You guys can't even defend your wall, right, Mexicans just
slide right in there. So I'm sorry. I just don't believe that y'all
really standing on business as much as we are up here up top and in
Florida. It's like, yeah, y'all got a whole bunch of dummies,
a lot of stupid stuff. But what they're gonna do with war? Sorry?
Nothing, I mean, come on, Ariata like fake Republicans, just
like people that really really want to be like Texas and Florida, but you
just you just not you know what I mean. Like y'all want to have
big guns and stuff like that, but you just don't. Now, having
Baltimore in the DMV area in the South, that does raise your violence level
up a little bit. But I feel like we could recruit a lot kind
of how we did with the underground railroad and just kind of pluck from the
south, you know what I mean, So northeast Midwest. That would be
the final battle, one hundred percent, probably in the middle of winter,
and shit would be getting critical up there. South. You guys would just
get crushed in the winter. And you know that. Let's just be honest
with ourselves, y'all know that. So basically, if the war stretches out
long enough to make it to the winter, I'm sorry. We were in
advantage because we know how to move in snow. We actually do. People
from the South, they gonna they're scared. They shut the world. That's
why we got snow Georgia. That's why it's gotta be quick and precise.
We ain't got time snow in Georgia. He was on the news like,
hey, y'all might want to stay in the house. I was when I
was living in Mississippi. I had just moved down there with my dad and
the snow. It was like this much white snow. And when I say,
they shut down everything, And I didn't understand why because we used to
snow up to your knees and they they little with us snow little snow.
They got buses stopped, stores closed, everything just completely shut down, and
I'm like, what the fuck. They're not built for that though, That's
why, Like it was sprinkles, And that's when I first knew, like
the South can't deal with snow. And now that they get it more,
they still can't deal with it. They still didn't prepare for it. Nobody
got snow tires down there, like nothing. How do you get snow tires
in the South? Though, Like you have to think about it, like
it's not something that you use all. But what I'm saying is that's to
them, in their mind, that's a waste of money because it's snow.
It's snow every year, every year. But they get it for what a
week. All you got to do is stay home for a week. You
still got to work because some of them jobs are not closing. Okay,
you just drive slow, nigga, Yeah, just drive slow, niggas.
Most of your cars ain't made to go past sixty five anyway. So just
drive slow, niggas, because the way we drive up here in the blizzards,
nigga, we be whipping, whipping. Niggas still be baselining in January
and I had to go to fucking work. It happened on a Friday,
and I had to work Saturday or Sunday. I was so pissed you.
My job as only was eight blocks away from my house, but you know
how long it took me to get there. I got lucky because I was
still working in the office, so I didn't have shut my buildings, so
everybody that worked from home did everything. When I first moved, I left
Milwaukee, I remember it was a bad store store. It had got warm.
It was April, it had got warm. It was warm the whole
week. I was like, good, the snow is over. I was
living on twenty seventh in one of the new town homes and my driveway was
long than the bitch, and I had the garage and then you had the
alley. When that storm here and I had the shovel talking about that drive,
Yeah, it was late April, that storm here, and I had
to shovel that driveway in that alley to get out for work because ma I
couldn't call in. I said, that was my last time being in Milwaukee
for the winter. It was when I used to stay on thirty four when
my car got stuck in l ship. What you do now, I didn't
do anything. I'm always doing some ship. Let's do another video. You
got one more? Do you see that whole road right there? That's around
Okay? What what's folks with the microphone? I like him the fourth one.
He's funny five on five basketball game, Marvel versus what that's what cook
him because he really don't know what I got right? Yeah, that's traveling.
Okay, let me go first. So anyway, it's a gek,
It's okay, Okay, I'm not a gie. We wasn't gonna talk about
what they were talking about. It was just you wan to I'm not fam
You got a whole Star Wars shirt on, and you go to wrestling and
you watch my definitely a fucking nerve with the rest of us. You got
damn we shut up. I always wonder what's ain't no nerves on the same
I've seen you in the building. You got on the most nerdiest of nerve
shirts right now, Fam, you think it's you think it's cooler because you
kind of slip in the middle. Still Nerves, still star Wars, still
star Wars, Still some nerdy ship. FAMR you know nerds about me?
Can you like nerds? Because you try to hop out on bullshit? And
you think changed a lot now where y'all started doing videos you when you moved
uptown, fam, A lot of stuff happened. A lot of stuff happens
in the studios. It feels timed. I ain't gonna lie to because some
some space in the conversation, and then sometimes I'm not always sitting next to
my fucking that I really know. Okay, So I feel like now we
just like incorporating my videos when I'm sitting next to a person that I don't
really know, like that stop the dad spaces and me just looking at him.
He'd be looking because we don't have people. We don't having dance spaces
in our conversations. Our pretty friend was on Live today, Doug and Her
Dimples just dimpling today. Who is your pretty friend? Put a name to
the face Because we put a name put It's not too many that we got
got dimples, my nigga. I don't know she's going because he wouldn't see
it, do I probably know? You gotta give you more than them.
She's always I'm not looking for them. She's always on the what his love
tour with us? Oh yeah, she definitely if I wasn't cleaning my fucking
If I wasn't, you blushed like mom, she's so fine. She wants
are people I want to see. I want to see who she is because
you brought it up all because I want to see if she that damn gorgeous.
I want to see just for lusting saying any lie you tell yourself the
lie you definitely tell yourself. Ton Tone got a honey pack in his left
pocket right now. That's nasty, egregious work, bro. Nobody ever lest
after me. I don't need. I don't need. You know, they
just ain't told you, but that for you, I lost out a lot
of people. I don't tell him, like, how do you tell him?
I lest after you. I keep it long. When I see a
cute picture, I give it a heart and I keep it moving. Nobody
hurts you don't even we're friends on Facebook. You are not the only time
I get from you is when I should say everyone, and that's that everybody
tag on Facebook. I stopped that, but you know what it's like to
look at your phone? Did you popular cleaning up everyone? What are you?
Are you? I don't even know you? Saying you look at who
if you don't know him, it's not about you, bro. I stop
highlighting everyone and everybody thank you, So I'm gonna do that for our shows
now. I stopped that. Somebody, somebody that I liked, was like,
I'm a delete. That's not wrong. Nah, was like, you
do it again on the block? Wrong, that's nasty work. Definitely work.
Sometimes you gotta be a service. So I stop. I was like,
okay, okay, so I do remember my question and I follow question,
but none of them go together. First question, Before Ellen had a
TV show, What the fuck did she do? He was a stand up
comedian? Yeah, Ellen wasn't standing up. Ellen was standing the comedian.
We didn't give a funk about her. Like her being a comedian. Yeah,
I can't imagine it was. It was during the time when Whoopy Goldberg
was still a comedian, yeah, and Rosie o'donald and when that white comedy
was dry. But it was still funny because it was safe. It was
the whole reason we needed to have depth. Jam you talking about whoopy gold
jokes. I know you know Donald, I do. She came out.
He was a kid, he was a baby. He was like you were
underteen during this around. You get older, you start developing and noticing is
like Rosie Donald. I knew her from being on and and all that.
By the time I knew was Sam wasn't the stand up anymore. She had
Then Allen came because she came out. No, she didn't lose her show.
They took it and they made her bigger, so they actually can't they
end up they end up ending her show. And then she moved into the
spotlight and got the talk shows. How they didn't know she was gay when
she dressed but on the show. But what made because I thought she was
dressing for the character. I thought she was dressing for the character. But
then mid show she decided to come out as part of her show, right,
and that's the only reason why we give a damn about her. Nobody
but like it's little Mamay and bay Wow, they do look like all right.
So second question, because I was wondering like, I was just like,
what the fuck did Ellen do before? Like the Ellen Show? Because
I didn't know as as women who occasionally likes today or whatever? Do you
keep me? No? I thought he would say that. I thought he
was want to say that occasionally like to day the other women. I say,
no, that's just that whatever she wants to if she want to.
Are you paying sexual okay? Do you like to hang out in the produce
section more than more than the meat department? Do you prefer fruits or meats?
Then? Why pre sexuality to fruit? To tell you off there,
I mean, don't it don't make sense to you? It makes sense,
but you never heard nobody talk about it like that. Welcome to the differention.
Okay. I got a question. I know the meat department for wow,
I know my friends. So you prefer fruits? Okay? When it
comes to fruits and vegetables, why are you with the table like that?
I don't know. Not very interesting. Okay, what's going on? So
you think about fruits and vegetables? What is a tomato? Do you a
tomato is a vegetable? No? Actually a fruit? Really the fruit it
comes from the ground. The setup fruits come from a tree. No fruit.
The logic is fruits have seeds. Okay, because I'm about saying you
can pick an orch and a grape fruit seeds. Okay, so say it
like that vegetable don't have fruit, don't have fruits? Where he's going right?
Okay, So tomato is a fruit? Okay? Okay, no,
no, no, no no. You see how you just had a whole
resection where you don't know if it's a fruit or vegetable. It's the tease.
That's why they're tomatoes, tomato, tomato, tomato. So call the
transgenders tomatoes. It's funny. For some reason, we started calling them the
produce sections. So during one show, does it make sense? We just
started giving women that like women. No, no, gay people are the
produce across the produce because they call they used to call gay people for fruits.
Y'all play all I gotta find we have to find cover ways to still
insult people and be funny but not so offensive. What's the question? Yeah,
what was your question? Bro? You got a sey Oh as women
in that day, like like do y'all put stock? Oh? And people?
It's like whatever in zodiac si? Yeah, like do you feel like
whatever their zodiac and whatever they attached to or is it just a certain human
I do I do? Geminis are lunatics. I don't disagree, And that's
crazy because some of my favorite people are geminized, but they lunatic. But
why is why is the zodiac sign the deciding factor not the person? Because
I'm being honest, I'm every bit about sign. I'm not the one.
Are you every bit of your sign? Because someone said this is what you're
supposed to be like, you go look at it, you say, oh,
I do this, I do that and do that because you could go
down the road and look at everybody signing all the things that they say they
do, and guess what, every single human being does those thicks. But
because they said this group of people are expected to behave this way, because
they signed, those people born during those thirty days will automatically gravitate towards those
six So it's not really anything. Everybody that I come across and they sign,
what are you? I'm quarious, she's a she's a curious. Exactly,
we're weird those that's they're very weird. We're were those and that's understand
Yeah weird. Yeah, we're very weird and that's why people don't understand about
us. We think that everybody else and we all think differently. But the
Weirdotarius and I think that doesn't make they do weird ship, just like some
people will make it a kind of slow with again, being back in the
gating pool. You you being a person who's zodiac sides man, so you're
telling me if a person happens to be born on June fifteenth, you are
immediately going to tell that person know without getting to know them. No,
but I'm most likely gonna know how this is gonna turn out. But no,
you already for you. I'm not what I will say. I'm not
too much. I don't, I don't put I don't people what's going on?
What's going on? Erica A for those for those of y'all who ain't
got ship to do this weekend, y'all should go check out Fashion Con because
she will be Actually he's one of the designers for it. Uh shout out
to Rachel Andrea and all them over there. Yeah, you geminized, y'all.
How we paid? I don't, I don't put too much start and
what people like zodiac sign? Are you saying you're not. I'm not saying
no. What I'm saying is like I don't put a lot of stock in
it, but like you, I use it as like a blueprint or like
just a basic outline of just what I think about you before I actually get
to know you, because you might not be nothing like what a piece of
paper will tell you that you're like a lot of people will be like,
why you are a cancer, and then they associate cancers with crybabies. But
anybody who know me, I'm emotional, but you'll see me being more nonchalant
versus being emotional. They're not. Nine times out of ten, I'm more
prone to not give a fuck about it before I cry about it. So
that's what I'm saying, Like, I don't like a lot of people put
stock in what my fucking birth chart may tell you didn't actually get to know.
I'm a sagitarian and everybody just swears up and down we just don't give
a fuck about No, don't don't, but I do care. I've seen
you not care. You seen me check out. See you just care,
but I check out. Yeah, that's the difference. I'm every much very
emotional. I like people, but I don't like people. It definitely depends
on the person because even in our own signs there it splits two different months.
So even then there's a civil war within your son. Yeah, because
January aquirus are different from very definitely, is you say that again? Of
course called back. I was watching this time and they had she was talking,
she said, she was like again, she was like, you know
what I think? And I was like, what if she's right? What
if we are the ones that's wrong? But you know, people with accents
think that like every every city you go to have a different accent, you
know what I'm saying, And people think they accent is normal. Y'all come
in. I don't know what accent you have. Okay, he had a
southern Chicago accent, But niggas from Chicago talking like they from the middle of
the fucking South to do you know, I said in Chicago last week,
do you know how bad they talked about y'all Milwaukee, But yet they're always
running to come living this motherfucker. What I'm saying is just the way like
y'all don't like the way they talk. They don't like the way y'all talk.
Everybody don't like the way everybody talks. I don't have a problem with
the way Chicago. When I was in middle, like when I was younger
in school, I used to think it was weird because we had just one
nigga from Chicago and he will call everybody show and I was just like that
Shiit used to piss me off. The show everybody, everybody, everybody,
everybody like what up? Bro? What up? Bro? What up?
Joe? Who is Joe? I'm not yo, but see everybody have the
like y'all have y'all because who the fuck is Joe? Y'all have y'all owns?
I mean it was that he once we started hanging out and getting it
brew on me. But that was weird that first Joe. Everybody, Oh
guy, we used asking who is Joe? When I first moved to Milwaukee,
people's time to talk about because I said, pop, it's that episoda.
It was just it was just like stupid ship and it was just like
I'm it's yeah, used to pop now because like, yeah, everybody from
Chicago live here. It's everybody have a different exit. I never run into
a slang barrier would be from Milwaukee until we're talking about like white dookies.
Mothers like, what's a dookie? It's an air force? Or yeah,
I didn't know that, or I ain't know what bus was until I moved
here when that came from. Yeah, but y'all go down, y'all,
y'all incorporate southern culture. Y'all walking around gold teethish, I know where I
got that. I think I'm thinking about going back because some month, And
that's another reason why people talk about Milwaukee the way they do, because they
feel like y'all trying to y'all still back in the day from Southern Costa because
we killed old folks off. Yet I feel like that's the only way to
racism end right. All the old white brother die. I hate to say
it, like life and them the ones that won't go, like the purest
of racism, racism fuels them. They still here eighty five years old.
You know you was racist? That's why you want to hug a fact.
Why what what did Richie have to say? Heaven? I like your girl.
She apologize, so you expect you to immediately be happy or she get
upset with you. How the fuck are you mad that I'm mad? This
wasn't even the emotion you was feeling, you had something else you was feeling.
All of a sudden, you want to share emotion. How long you
gonna have your little adage until? I don't until I And this was in
Pacific standard time, so I don't want to see your face for eye.
I geeze some he No, that's not an apology, that's not I mean
do it. Yeah, I mean it. You could do it, but
I'm not. I'm not just gonna forget about you. Could you could?
You could do it. It's a job down there. And I was like,
damn, that's me because why you mad? I'm not I want a
verbal apology that man, But listen to what you're saying. You would rather
do something that is so difficult that you're stressful instead of uttering the words bad,
I am sorry. That's my fault you. The fact that you the
fact that you rather subject take accountability, take accountability is wild. Like I
just want you to understand how glous. No, I don't know you're sorry
because I could still be an asshole. But I know you hungry, so
let me give me food. That don't mean that. No, that makes
y'all not fight anymore. But it's not. And you still be mad.
I'll be eating and look, I just just as the two women in the
room, this is gonna be a trend for the rest of the summer.
I want y'all to say it with me, this summer pussy is not a
gift. We didn't say that. Head is not an apology, it's not.
It's here that's crazy. So you would rather you would rather go by
a gift and sucker dick, then to just be like you know what,
man, I was wild that that ain't even my character, Like mother,
I don't go to funk home, don't come back without a apology like like
this. This looks good. Yeah, truly understand that women. Two women
have openly admitted and y'all not the only one that heard to say that they
would rather such dick than to say I'm sorry, say I'm sorry. You
see how quickly it was done about just saying I'm sorry. Right WHOA,
I'm gonna hurt my own feelings by saying that. Sometimes I can't say it.
Sometimes I have said it, but I would rather. I would rather
you give you loki, I'd rather you with your eyes and I don't,
I don't, I don't care what niggas say that this is cat but I
will probably break up with my girlfriend if she could not utter the words I'm
sorry, Like that's a deal breaker. Like what what you mean you can't
because if you can't, if you can't apologize and take accountability, you have
a deep rooted issue in your life. And I'm not gonna stick around for
Yeah, yes, why you can't say I'm sorry you I did, I
got on these things I did. You know what it was? Y'all have
know what I'm thinking? Y'all do not want? That's crazy because let a
nigga look at you in your face and be like, you should know what
I'm thinking, y'all and he get that off. No chance in head let
that they give me some head. I know he's sorry because because you know
why, you know why we need the apology, because all head is doing
is you're shutting us up. For that moment, we still didn't get satisfaction
that you really a word we need at the end doesn't matter. We do
not know that what was did and what was said. Big fact, the
fact that you have to say sometimes means that there's sometimes you don't. I
can't even argue with you. This is this is why your whole rebrand will
never work. I can't even argue with you'll with that because we can't.
It's some of them, some of us women can't say we're sorry. I
don't know why. It's hard to harder the word I said in my head,
but I've said it sometimes, but I just can't, especially when we
like really had it out and you thought you won that really And that's the
thing right here. An argument is not always about who won. Sometimes it
let's figure out what the problem was. Yeah, and sometimes the problem can
solve that y'all just admit the part of it that y'all was wrong about.
Hearing y'all say that was just it just reassures yes, I'm sorry, accountability
for my part if I fucked up, no problem. Will tell you.
I'm gonna cary when I want to. I live in my emotions. I
will tell you't want the head say that. I just said, start and
you and can it's cut off. I'm just start saying I'm sorry, and
here's the thing. I'm sorry, because here here's things. If y'all start
taking accountability, the many of y'all say I'm sorry, baby, this is
my fault. I'm wrong guess what, y'all might end up being the one
getting the gift and head facts I'm getting here, just that's not mad at
you? Like you, people like you. You bring this logic to the
situation, she bully, and then they realized, because bro, I have
to put you on the head like a peel your wig off. But I
don't like how you speaking right now because I don't like that. I don't
like this is great trying to take her out. I don't know what you
be doing these Yeah, but that be talking about attacking you. We're healing
and she's not talk about attacking. But that one lisztend looking motherfucker. But
we had to get okay, did real quick? Y'all believe in watching a
video? Y'all believe in girl girl? Yes, that's the thing. What's
the extent of it far as like with girls? Yeah, you can't talk
to nobody that I used to talk to. That's number one. How long
How long is that elementary school? In general? Like how long is that
time? Like we know nobody that she slept with never ever, you know,
all the people she slept with don't even live here. So I'm just
saying, but what what what if that's what if he checks all twelve of
your box? But how would do it? I wouldn't even do it.
You just say here earlier talking about so I wouldn't even try to deal with
you with one of my homies. You know we did say one of our
home We said certain homies, certain homies. I don't want nobody, my
friends, brothers. I have the same person as he is. That don't
count, but I still want, like I'm about to go with him.
So if let's say Kean had a boyfriend, and you know Kean is at
work, and you know you out party at Gallivan and you see this in
the game in the bar and he is not with your friend a minute,
niggas, don't do that, but go ahead, happy, I damn snatched
the card out your mic. I just want to put that out there.
He just he just he's just in the bar. I mean he would have
been. He would have been. But you don't know the situation. You
snitching you because I'm was like whatever, bro, and then off his reaction.
And I will know what if you keep that ship cool as a cucumber?
I got six sense? What is you psychic? Maybe? Because every
time let me get this women's intuition. Women's intuition. That's definitely some mythological
ship right that. Let me ask you a question. You got a brother,
right, Okay, I have a few. You keep your brother's secrets.
Keep your brother's secrets, because even if they really click it, you're
not gonna let them know. I don't want them to know. You don't
want them to, but they they because it's gonna put me in the middle
of some and I don't want to know nothing nothing like that. Do you
immediately assume that it's not gonna work. Yes, you already doubted the relationship
for you because I know my brothers. I'm gonna be honest, I don't
even think it's not even the fact that it's just like doubting the situation is
just people gonna be people and that and that's just facts, like some people
slip up people. This is selfish, oh my. But at the end
of the day, I wouldn't want my and I wouldn't want my brothers to
date any of my friends because of the fact this. I don't friends.
I don't take l likely you know what I'm saying. My friends are my
friends. And if my brother do something to them that that's they gonna come
to me, and I don't want I don't want to deal with that ship
because now I gotta be in the middle of some bullshit and I don't want
that. No, no, no, no, an adopt your own problem.
They don't. But what if they're checking off each other's boxes, like
you know your friend has had made some bad choices in the past, and
at the family functioning, you notice that these two. I have a brother
that's right under me, and he says this to us all the time.
I do not only have a handful of friends. I do not want you
all messing with them because I know my friends. And then I'm gonna have
to stop being friends with the niggas because I know how they're gonna treat you.
That's just point blank period. It's you. They just not no,
because my brothers will go to that for me, So why would I put
them in that situation? Like and I expect them not to put me in
that situation because I had to have a free fights because of my brothers.
Would tongue don't fucking matter? Would you fucking tell on me like to alasking,
like to a bitch to the cops, like who are we were stitching
to. It doesn't matter you telling on me or no. It depends on
what you did. You know what I'm saying, and you in context of
what we're talking about, bro, the cops are not nothing to do with
the bitch. Hold on now, these bitches. We'll call the cops if
my bitch said tone, where is d Wan? And you know where I
am? And you know what I'm doing at saying, do you tell my
bitch? I'm no because you you know what a great thing about us not
till people gonna think we together anyway, I ain't got oh you know,
we go to the couch over there. But I have seen people test their
friends loyalties because it was a home girl. It was a I can't think
of her name. She in big jobs videos right now. She was in
the car with her boyfriend and she called his friends on the phone and being
lawyer. The niggas like, yeah, man, you're over here, you
know, in the bathroom right now while what was going on was good,
was good, and he was in the car with her. So sometimes your
friends can put you in fucked up situations. But if you was my thing
is, why are you even having a conversation. First of all, I
would never sit and have a side conversation, period. My nigga, freak,
don't shouldn't have my number? Why are you calling me? Because when
my friends get drunk, they called me to make sure that this drunk ass
nigga get home. If he left with you and he gets drunk, you're
supposed to make sure he gets on. Sometimes they just need to know maybe
he got on the phone and called her drunk and did a lot of I
got some friends when they used to have something. They will call people and
say some of the most egregious ship friends. And I'm gonna be honest with
y'all because I know this for a fact. A lot of y'all friends y'all
call y'all friends, ain't y'all fucking friends. They've been trying girl for the
longest. Oh we already know that. That's why should none of your friends
had your girl's number, period? Because a lot of them time them niggas
just waiting on you to fuck up so they can whoop right up. But
that depends on the kind of friends. Because I guarantee that whoever one is
dating y'all, they won no hear me out I guarantee you that I can
give whoever I'm dating, they can call one and I ain't gonna be worried
about one. Back during me and vice versa, he could talk to whoever.
Matter of fact, the last chick one was talking to, we was
already friends, and when she did some egregious shit, I cussed her the
fuck out for doing my dog like that. But I never once had kind
of pitation. And then when I found out that they were they were talking,
she got put in the reserve area where I would only answer it after
I've talked to this nigga. So it also it is depending on your boys.
I want. I want my girl to understand friends friends be right in
the back first of all. But that's also goes back to doing your friends
if you can fuck my girl, and she wasnver my girl. Big facts.
So I'm I'm gonna stand on that all day, like if you get
if you can fuck my business, she's not my girl, You're not my
friend. I mean, but we're gonna find out two things. We're gonna
find out either she going or you will creep your nigga. Either. I
don't agree with females hanging out in the nigga's face when when your man got
friends over, get out, get out, get out of the space,
take your set the fuck down. You got a issues that, see queen,
in the middle of the conversation, why are there? Why are you
there? Get up? And that's the thing, it's my house. But
see that that's not okay though. But it also depends on the level of
the way the friendship is a lot of niggas hang out with niggas based on
circumstances. We together because we grew up on the block together. We hang
out together because we all like wrestling. You don't really have a true bond
and a true relationship with them that you can truly say, I can leave
my woman here and I ain't got nothing to worry about. You also know
your niggas. You just don't want to admit your niggas because we all know
that one nigga and the crew who's gonna do some fuck shit. So we
know that he's gonna be wild when he's drinking. We know this nigga can't
handle his weed. We know this nigga right here is gonna talk to everybody
he gets attention. You know your niggas. You just don't want to believe
your niggas would do that to you. That is a difference at time.
A girl that can hang because with me. And you heard this when my
son was on my show. Iruse, so all the niggas hung at my
house. I walk in my house, it was niggas sleep on my tables.
What I do? I come in? What up y'all and take my
ass upstairs. Even if my baby they wasn't there, they was there,
they was there. I would take my ass upstairs and then I come back
down, go fix the kids to meet, tell me, and then exact
my ass back upstairs. You will never ever see me sitting in a room
full of niggas just to be sitting there. But you also taking consideration,
this generation is completely different. Majority of people are friends now because of trauma
bonds. They not friends for genuine reasons. Okay, we talk about it
all the time. Where y'all are an example. People can't go on girl
trips without losing one. You know what I'm saying. I always come back
to this ship. I'm not saying that because of that. Yeah, it
was just funny because that that happened to y'all. It was like half on
every girl tree. But she can't follow me on Instagram. You gotta follow
her one. I got it got you size, I gotta pick a sign.
And you actually physically scared of her. And you're my friend first,
and I'm glad you brought it up. That's what I can't climb you.
The I can't climb you now I want one. I'm just saying, you
think plan that tree, Go ahead. I ain't gonna stop your players.
Look, no, we ain't. Look just don't don't accept the friend because
to move back down. So I'm funny, that's my guy. I was,
I was at work. That's an example of how a friend should be,
even though that was fucked up. But that's how you can trust a
friend because he's not necessarily gonna help you do function. He gonna help you
do the right shit. And if you help your friend do the right shit,
you don't ever have to worry about that friend around your woman, because
your woman should already know how your relationship is. It should not you.
She should be the one who wouldn't even matter of fact, if your girl
is a solaces, you should make your day. Your girl is your day.
One is really your true day one the minute, y'all get serious.
She trying to find somebody for that nigga, not because she wants to do
couple shit, but because she knows that he is such a good ass dude.
He deserves a good ass woman. And of course I'm too occupied to
help this nigga find something real, So she should do that for him,
because that's my girl, that's my friend. That's how we roll. I'll
do that to my boy too if I know somebody is a good chick,
and I'll be like, you know what, you would be dope for one,
I'm a hook you up. But I'm also gonna vet that bitch before
she even get the opportunity to talk to my nigga, because I got to
make sure that you ain't gonna once you get one. How many of my
friends you don't know? You don't know? These three? Is cool?
You already made it to twenty and one. Okay, you already made it
to twenty and one. You are the one in this scenario, nigga.
No, I'm just saying on the video, That's what I'm saying. Y'all
want to do that, I want to do the video. I don't know.
I just can't get into I'm judging you like that, and because I
be like, people just walk. The thing about twenty and one is that's
basically what dating websites are when you gotta swipe and hit bubbles in anyway,
the only difference is you in person, and that bruises egos even more because
I've heard some of the dumbest reasons for bitches to be popping balloons on people,
and I have heard some of the dumbest reasons why niggas said. And
you'll be like, what's the dumb reason? What would you say to be
dumb reason? Her pinky toe is a little crooked had I definitely don't funk
with bitches who don't have fingernails, so that's that's different half fingers. I
don't live here, and only one that does said, dude got a balloon
popped on him because she thinks that he didn't have money. You ain't even
had a conversation with a man yet to know what you know. The crazy
part about the people that think people would be having the money, they just
don't. They don't spend put their money on, don't be having ship,
but what's in their pocket. I don't like me neither, because you that's
how you get robbed. Give me a good give me a good clean track
suit. I'm good. Yeah, yeah, I know jock suits all when
you know what, when I was, when I had the most money,
I bore sweats all the day. Yeah, I know, Richmond who well
johnsuit. It was expensive sweat. There's some good quality. They were good
quality sweats. But that's all they Nike and ship like just just decent jo.
But I'm also a nigga. I like to get shipped custom made,
Like I'll go get me a pair of Chucks with my name on it.
I used to do that just because they mind that's me. They bad for
yourself. Well, y'all had the moss back then, and that you sed
to swing me in there, right. I used to literally get it.
I used to get them right from Nike like that. I got an airport.
I had a pair of air Force ones that was customized with my name
on them when they first started doing that. Uh that's sick thing, yeah,
feel But here's my thing though. I was cool because that was my
style. That's what I liked. So I didn't give a fuck. He
thought, because it's some ship that can that is real personal. I swear
to God if I ever meet Phil and I'm like, Bro, I don't
know what the fuck y'all doing in this warehouse, but your niggas need to
amp up production or you need to do something. Everybody needs to get a
pair of shoes. Stop making ship so limited you ever since the pandemic for
him, they don't have They don't have all them Chinese shops that they used
to have, so they ain't got they ain't got a work. You don't
know why they lying because Nike is sending Nike is sending the defects to the
stock X and now they got niggas thigging that stock Deggs selling fake shoes.
Nike is behind all of this. It's one. There's one Asian nigga in
Phil Knight, and they just on some sunny ow no type ship. I
don't like what they're doing, bro, And then they just keep charging you
to y'all keep paying it. I'll go to the nigga over there on the
Capitol who's selling shoes for one hundred dollars. If you're gonna give me defects,
I'm gonna get defect. Get the defect see and that's the problem right
there. You need anybody can tell you something real. I'll give me an.
I need to know it came. They ain't realize that it came out
a foot locker. Then that's a foot locker issue. It is not be
buying ship off of I like the airs, I like white. I like
white shoes, and I burned through them, so I don't care they on
what they went out there though with the reverse Nikes, is actually look real
though? Yeah, my guy got some good quality knockoffs. No good quality
knockoffs. I appreciate it, though. I appreciate a good quality knockoff that
because sometimes you just need something to match the fit you wear in this weekend.
You may have ever put these shoes on again, so you don't get
it down until you tell them. Somebody sniffers shoes and say it's fake,
and niggas believe it. Man, that's how niggas get influenced. Yeah,
sniffer shoe and say all that shoe fake, and then niggas nobody's shoes.
I don't even get nobody's feet told person. You know, the beautiful thing
when it's warped is that you take something and you take it somewhere else,
because what the fuck did any of that have to do with you? Sniff
and shoes, because I would imagine that it would be a brand new shoe
out of the box. That's what we're talking about. Nobody asks that that.
That's definitely how my work. That's that's your friend. I always want
you to remember that a lot because I was like a nigga, maybe it
is time for your podcast take a break break, she said, it's should
be back. I feel like because once she once she does wine and story
time and realize there's certain conversations that just don't hit the same like it did,
don't talk as cheap. Yeah, she's gonna pop in. I feel
like, and I'm gonna be honest, I'm very jealous, jealous of Tom
has no new people and new podcasts. That's just not like it used to
be. First of all, you moved to a whole other story. No
hear hear me. No no no, no, we're here. We're here
now since we were having this no no no, since we here now,
we're gonna have this face to face conversation. First of all, the way
this industry works, it's always going to be new podcasts as long as I
have a business too too. When you moved, you had to change the
whole way you did your podcast, So with you being in virtual, there's
only so much I could do until it's done. Then you started tiktoking a
lot. You stop communicating with me so much. You even took a whole
break, like I know you had a whole bay for a minute there because
you don't communicate with me. So how am I supposed to give you the
kind of love and attention that you need when you not reciprocating sounds like somebody
And it's not that. And it's not that I'm mad or heard or I
just like, well, no, it's I can only give you so much
if I don't know what you need from me. See, that's that woman
ship. It's always somebody in your life that's gonna be a goddamn woman,
and it's usually the women, I hope. So yeah, but it's not
that. And I get I get how you feel, but if you don't
talk to me and let me know, like tone I want to do this,
or tone I'm thinking about doing this A tone, I just want to
talk to you about this here. If you don't have if you don't tell
me you need me. I have I go to the next project. So
I don't give nobody more attention than anybody else. If anybody who gets on
my fucking nerves about me not giving attentions me me fuck right. And we
were family and he don't fuck with us because it's so meany It's just I'm
not even though when I first came in it was so meani podcasts, you
know what I'm saying. I just felt like, now that the new ones
coming in, it's just like I just got put on the back burner now,
like, no, you didn't. You just didn't tell me what you
needed. It's such a woman. I'm such a no. No, she
she has the right to field this way, but because she's a woman.
But at the same time, like we just said, if you don't tell
me, we don't know, because that's what women do. So I said
I was gonna take a break them. They're always gonna be handled you.
You are by definition generation two O G Okay. So just like if a
Zeza or Ruthia or Joey or Donnie or any of them pop up and say,
hey, I want to do a show, they'll get my attention.
Because their generation two ogs, but generation three, four and five they have
no problem saying tone, I need this, tone, can we do this?
Is this possible? But you want to know the good thing about them,
I get to experiment with them. So when it's time for you to
be like yo, I want to do something, I can do it with
no problem because doing it for the G twos matters more because when you rate
am pop out, you get it. Take for an example, whine and
story time you ask for and now you say, I want to do this,
I want this, I want that With Mary J. Blige, you
got it, and you got it to a way that is nothing compared to
anybody else has because you asked for it. You let me know what you
needed and I supplied. You don't do that we have in our conversation is
good. This is real. Old dudes like wish your niggas square hanging out
by the lemons and lines. And I'm telling you, and I'm telling you
just because you my first born don't mean I love you less because my twelfth
is here, all right, all right, all right, that's all.
So don't don't make that be the reason why you the reason. Okay,
I just want to try other stuff. I might come back what you want,
what you want to try? You coming back? What you want to
try? Like strap? Why do y'all talk to him trying rounds out of
y'all? Y'all, y'all know she only said that because it turned wrong?
Walk around? Okay, Why don't think you just horny? Like he think
you a horny? Ask if that's the case, Just get a d exactly
I got Because sometimes you can't trust them. Some of them don't. Some
of them don't. First all them don't. Don't come to the party nigga
show with dirty dicks and with dirty Strap'll do it with the strap? How
you do it with the day? Say what you doing to day? You
put it on? You put it on like a pair of drugs and it
it's like a cocky. You can even tighten it to your liking. Depending
on what kind you get. You can get one that can stimulate you while
you doing that cost a little bit more. See that kind of experiment in
women, These women that ain't got no bearings on you. You're trying to
women beautiful. I love looking at them, but I'm not I love.
I got a question for you. Is a man you love every that he
checks. All fifteen in your boxes. Okay, I thought it was thirteen
where you get too extra because they're women, bro, That's true, all
fifteen of them, right, Like he is the one and he randomly one
day asks you to peck. I do it? Wow, girl, you
know why I do it. I'm gonna tell you why I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna tell you why I'm gonna do it. Guys, remember when
I told you I said, a man spout is in his booty hole and
I want to see. I will do it because I want to see.
You're not gonna knock you you like six y nine and aggressive. I would
definitely do it because I want to see because they g a man g spots
in this But so I worst joke. So I will and see how he
asks if I do it, if I find that clip, I got to
sit and that's when we get that on the board. Is this video of
this African dude with a microphone. Just be like, this is a sick,
bro. And that's how I feel about God for putting the G spot
in the ass. He had to do so he had to compensate. I
watched, Yeah, why do you think so many times people books medical professions,
medical professional, medical professionals, and then and then and then if you
watch enough porn, it's called milking. Yeah, American pie, let me
know that the spot was in the stiffler, but just he was, I
said, I wanted to see would you no, no hold on that simple
we here because from getting you as I never had my I never been it's
a good touch. I tried it once and then I started screaming. I
was like, oh, I got a pool. I got a pool because
you getn't relaxed to be I tried, can't you relax? You clutch,
You clutch up when it stops going down. So if you go so so
when you're ready to do that again, go to lucibus vibes dot com.
She sells this numbing cream to put it around the buttthole so that pain that
you're scared of, you won't even feel up. In the beginning, I
was like the person trying to have a little benymore so, No, it's
not. I think it's stuff back there only for stuff to come out,
not to go in. Hence why it is a cruel joke that God put
our g spot back there. But that is God's way of making it,
even by giving women pregnancy. No way you think you know what this guy
said, Look, I got women, they pregnant, they gotta go to
some ship. At least I can do is make your fun spot. Being
you think mother Nature was up there with lobbying for that ship. He asked
for something. She just walked in and she was like, all right,
Gods, so we gotta have babies. Okay, cool in the period that
last seven days? Maybe at how long it lasts? What what do we
get? And that motherfucker was scrambling through his paperwork. Jesus was like,
how about you put the fun spot in up? But and mother fucker spent
around in his chair, was like, whom you think you think that you
think that'll get her off my case? You can try just offer to the
spot in the bun spot and then they get away and they gotta work hard
for everything. No, No, he fun spot in the bun spot and
they nagg at you all day. I feel like that's a fair trait because
to deal with y'all is stressful. But then to add the fact that the
fun spot is in the bun spot we stressful and it's twelve to you,
it's twelve to one, so we even out numbered. So even when and
you and you, yes, you don't know why y'all stressful because y'all won't
take fucking accountability before before before we go, before we go, you won't
take accountability. To answer your question about women, what we're gonna do is
I probably have to make a clip up it. It's probably like five minutes
or so. You just proved while women are stressful because instead of you just
telling tone what you need and what you would like, you would like.
I think I want to quick tone. You don't really love me like he
love these new PIDs. I just don't want to compete with it. Instead
of just saying, hey bro, I'm trying to do it like you like
you. I like that. We have been here for two hours five minutes.
It took us at least forty five minutes to get started because took you'
all minute to sober up. Now, this last video which one common which
one okay talking about, but she she's pretty much the uh I don't she's
Casanaces. So if anybody know, Consonatis is the famous YouTube or whatever.
But like, listening to her story was just that sometimes you just gotta step
out there and take a risk because you never know what happened when you do
it. But a lot of people are afraid to just take terms of the
life. We're going inter show with some some heartfelt shit, and hey,
we'll get the fun out of herecause I need to go home and smoke.
Three years ago, me and my ex just broke up. I called my
best friend, told you the whole thing. So I just come out here.
We'll figure it out. How we always figure everything out. Find a
room for rent for like five hundred dollars a month, everything included. I
get there, I start applying for leasing jobs out there. I finally I
get this one really good interview. They had just sent me an email saying
we're gonna give you another interview and if it all goes good, we're gonna
offer you the job. That same day, my cousin forwards me a story
on ig. It was Kai's story and it said looking for an assistant DM
me. I'm like, who is that. He's like, he's this YouTuber
that I've been watching for a while, Like just just message him and see.
I'm like, all right, I'll mess at him. So I message
him, tell him a little bit about myself. Didn't think nothing of it,
and then he ends up messaging me and he says something like like,
so far, are you the most professional one who's reached out to me,
So like we should talk more or something like that. We end up talking
back and forth. I tell him like he's like, wait, you don't
live in Atlanta, and I'm like, no, I'm in Charlotte, but
like I could be in Atlanta tomorrow. I could drive there. It's like
a four hour drive. And he was kind of like, oh, I
don't know if I want you to move to Atlanta because if it doesn't work
out, I don't want to be the reason why, like you're here with
no job. I was like, look, I'm twenty six years old.
If it doesn't work out, at least I got the experience, Like I'm
not going to be bitter about it or hold it against you if you just
decide that you don't want an assistant anymore. And he was like, okay,
that's cool. Like I like your energy. If you can get this
one thing done for me, then you can have the job. He said,
I want to turn my house into a zoo and I need a zebra.
Huh. We're talking on a Friday. When do you need this zebra?
Bye? He says Monday. I'm thinking he's gonna give me a couple
of weeks, he says Monday. While this conversations going on, I'm blowing
up my cousin's phone, Like yo, he said, I can have the
job if I find him as fucking zebra. Get on Google. Now.
I spent that whole weekend calling everybody in Georgia for a ze and at this
point I had already been offered. Now the other job. I call everybody.
I call everybody. Finally I come across some freaking mobile petting zoo that
has a zebra. They were not available for the date that I needed,
but I begged them. I said, listen, this is gonna sound crazy,
but if I don't get this zebra, I'm not gonna have a job,
So please up the price if you have to. And they were like,
we'll do it. At the last second, they were like, all
right, we'll do it. We'll drive out there. So I tell him
I got the zebra. It's ready. He's like, all right, Bet,
like come to Atlanta. I'm like, all right, Bet. At
this point, in the story, I only have like four hundred dollars now
right, I'm gonna rent a room and I can stay there for thirty days
until I prove myself and whatever. I think. I borrowed some money from
my best friend so I could pay for this room that I found. Well,
I paid for the room and it turned out to be a scam.
I have maybe one hundred dollars for gas to get me to Atlanta, now
nowhere to stay. And I'm saying to myself, am I really about to
drive to Atlanta to go work for some nineteen year old kid who might fire
me in two days? Am I really gonna do that? Or should I
just sign this contract that is guaranteed money that I know I can make a
good career out of. Right, said, fuck it, let's do it.
Let's just do it and see what happens. Like drive there with a
one hundred and fifty dollars that I had. One of my aunts booked me
a hotel room near his house. I meet him and then he's like,
I'm gonna pay for your rent to you are good? Yeah? The rest
is history. Thank God. That's why I have a mindset. I've got
to take a risk and hope for the best every single time, Like,
don't be too scared, Like what is the worst that's gonna happen? Take
that risk it? Although that was my motivational quote for the fuck just ask
for a rich niggas, can't you pull it out if you all put in
the effort to do it? Have you really sat down and watched some of
these YouTube channels and these TikTok that geared towards like the younger group, They
do a lot of wild shit. I watched this video with TT of three
white boys who just bought a house. Do you know what these motherfuckers did
for their first night in they house close packing peanuts a whole fucking first floor
and they were just doing dumb ship. This is one step further. They
the rest of their friends over somewhere in the sea of packing peanuts. They
put a stack of money and they just hid it in the bottom of it
and just had random white folks digging in packing peanuts for a stack of money,
I guess. And the sad part is this video had two point five
million views, So that stack of money and the amount of money they wasted
on fucking packing peanuts, they made it back. This is this is why,
this is, This is why no people can ever tell young folks what
to do when it comes to a career because it all on social Because there
was a point in time where they was like video games and wrack your brains.
Now niggas is millionaires playing cold the damn video game we did? Yo,
fan? What what's your smoke? Every time you come here, you
leave. That's why he don't fuck with you. That's why he was beefing
with you, because you did that last time. My friend. I had
to tell him. They said, your friend walking around with and that's not
cute. Excuse me, I feel like than everybody in his room and still
be cranky. Actually, she ain't had nothing in a while based on last
episode. You know, rubbind I can only do so much, Bro.
You need that intimacy too, Yeah, I gotta find me somebody to be
intimate with. Intimate get you in trouble. It only gets you in trouble
when you're being intimate with somebody you shouldn't be intimate with. That's true,
true, But if you intimate with the person you really supposed to be dealing
with like that, that's still capping to you. You have to you have
to. Some chick. You know, I can't get the little face to
face out star in your eyes and some chick you can't. You can't do
that. I don't like eye contact. Don't look at me. You just
don't want to get your soul in twine. That's why you just want to
be an egregious fuck boy. Oh man, wait till Saturday? Really real?
Fun boy? Is you got you an appointment? Absolutely lovely? An
appointment being an appointment? Don't want one. I an't even I got two
appointments. I gotta, I gotta. I gotta make sure I look got
make sure I look good. I get my boss, all right. With
that being said, were getting the funk about here because I did not want
to hear about what this nigga and his boss do. Make sure you check
us out my screaming platform, that spreaker Spotify. Girls love my boss.
You listen to your podcast at they love it over here. Man, this
nigga is now being nasty. I'm like we sending Teddy Bear. Yeah.
With that being said, we ot to hear people. Pete