From Hollywood, The Judy Canova Show, drop to you East Meet for the
Colgate Palm on a tea cover. Nature is a Plo shampoo that you holorify
your hair. And the New Super Sucks with a carload of suns for Fight
or Ducks. The Judy Canova Show with mel playing Ruby Dandridge, Joe Kerm,
Gail Gordon, George Nie, Erna Felton, The Statesman, Charles Das
and the Orchestra and starring Judy Canovas. When the Red Red Romic comes by
by bag along Alonge, they no more son and he starts provides old see
song, weg up, weg up, use me dead, get up to
get up, get out of bed, cheer up to jam u sound and
red beer me Well you find the to Now I'm wanting through the cloud rainmad
press. But still I listen for hours and I'm just kid again, doing
m in again, sing in a song in the Red Red Robbie comes by,
My Mama, Mama done the long. When the Red brad Robin comes
fire by father the Lordeez, he's sticking out its pretty little heat, more
more sobbing when he starts robbing his song and Robbie b his breast and partess
a kid again, do it father in again, sing in the song when
the red Red robbins manbin not hob nobbing with the red man, robbing when
he comes by. Well this summer, Judy is going on a personal appearance
tour with her own stage show, and all day long she's been besieged by
people who want to get into the act. That's line hard. Say,
how are you coming, Judy? Are you through interviewing people? No?
No, but still got a few more to talk to you. Now come
in, lady or next? Oh thank you? What kind of act do
you do? I do a specialty dance, something like little Egypt and the
audiences go for that, Honey, when I imitate Egypt, I have a
land in the Nile. My speciality dance is really something. And what do
you use? Fans are bubbles? Fans are bubbles? Have you? No?
I don't, Judy, I gotta see, say, Honey, if
I go with your ask, do I get a chance to kiss the handsome
leading man? You want to kiss a leading man? At your age?
You ought to be a changed honey at my age. I'm pro hold me
if you're leading man Honey, Judy, maybe if you put an ad on
the Hollywood trade papers, you might get higher. Trist tell him, yes,
you're right, Howard. That's how I got my start, asking an
ad in the theatrical paper. Now we'll forget that ad if that wanted girl,
entertainers must be respectable until August the first, Hey, Judy, was
your first personal appearance on the stage of success? Was it? I broke
up the show? What happened? Well, sir, I had to do
a quick change on the stage in the dark steet. Oh yeah, uh
huh. So one night I called from a tight and the electrician thought,
I said, lights, Oh, that must be somebody else wanting an audation.
Come in, howdy, mister. Are you a voutable actor? Well,
ma'am, you might say I'm a matinee idol. Really, yes,
ma'am, I I played one matinee and I've been idol ever since. But
uh, I I do impersonations, ma'am. I imitate a tobacco auctioneer twenty
two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five. Golly, ain't you
supposed to talk faster than that? No, ma'am, I advertise a slow
burning tobacco you know my voice sells a lot of tobacco. I got that
certain something. Yeah, you got some hard but I ain't certain what it
is. Okay, who's this far with you? He's Herbert, my boy
to Bille partner. Oh what do you do? Herbert? Oh? I
tapped my head with a hammer and play it like a billopol You tapped your
head with a hammer. What does it sound like? I don't know,
I never heard. It always knocks me unconch telly. Do you always hit
your head with a hammer or yeah? Sure, whatever I do, I
use my hair. If you're got a point there right, Well, that
sounds like another one. Judy, come in, miss Kenova. I wrote
a song and I said it to you, and I've been sitting home every
Saturday waiting for you to sing it. But you didn't. Whoppin woppins,
Yeah, Woppin's Oh you mean what happened? Yeah that's what I said?
Whopping Uh? Was it a good song? Oh, miss Kenova, this
was the best song I ever wrote, and I wanted to do some sing
it, so I sent it to you. Woppins. I don't know,
but on the way out you can ask about art the desk Wopping's say you
talk funny. Everybody in radio is crazy. I asked a simple question.
Nobody knows Wapping, I asked, Wopping obody. Oh Howard, if this
is another votable act, I just can't take it. I'm sorry, but
because oh it's mister Manfield, my publicity man as the man Field you,
Judy, So you've been busy getting ready for your trip, haven't you.
I sure have interviewing people, arranging with transportation and attacking the clothes. Have
you got your rights? Inerant ring? No, it ain't come back from
the laundry yet, Judy. I was speaking about your day by day,
personal whereabouts, personal whereabouts, all of them. I just wish him for
the super Soudjudy. I mean I wanted to know which towns and cities you
will visit. Oh? Oh, well, well I ain't quite sure yet,
but I hope we played in the attacks junction. You know last year
mam came to see my AX. Really did you meet your mother at the
triend meet her there? Shucks? No, I've known her for years,
Judy. Why have you been interviewing so many people? Where? You see?
I got room in my stage Joe for one more act, but it's
gotta be sensational. I want to kind of an act that'll make the audience
rise to their feet. Brother, hat's up in the air and shout,
pardon me for talking in your face, Senarita, Oh Pedro, Senorita,
I have a funny joke you can tell on your stage or the starmer.
Did you hear about the man who crossed an hour with a goat? He
crossed an owl with a goats? See, he was trying to raise some
hoot nannies. Senorita, I wish I could act on the stage with you
all. Why, Pedro, do you think you could be an actor?
Well, the Senorita, my girl says when it comes to issing, I
am like a movie star. H your girl said that, see she said,
I am a tyrone without the power say god. Yeah, I'd like
to use your jokes. But you see what I'm looking for as an active,
but de sensitational. Oh, Senorita, I have just the thing for
you. A little baby that plays a piano. I've hurt it myself off
now played. How could a little baby possibly strike a full card on a
piano? Easy, Senorita. The baby sits on the piano and bounces up
and down. Do you mean to tell me the baby learn to play the
piano that way? See that baby learned from the bottom up, Senorita,
Do you want me to give you prodigal child? Yes, pay Bo,
you get that Chileel prodigty and bring it over to the house and we'll meet
you there later. See Dolly, mister man stude, we've been waiting here
three hours and played ro ain't showed up with the child prodigy yet, Judy.
That sounds like a baby on the port. Let's have a look.
Oh Muchie must have left it here in this basket. Oh ain't it keete?
Oh? Why she's the cutest thing I ever saw. She has such
cute dimples. What do you suppose her name is? Sam? It's embroidered
on his dress. Judy, there must be some mistake. This baby can't
possibly play the piano. Look at him, mister Manfield. Even if you
can't play the piano, he'd make a wonderful violinist. A violinist, Yeah,
he sure can't. Fid over his toes car load of SuDS for Fighter
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Extra SUTs for Wider dum marshco Spider Girl, more durder Washambro. Now
back to Judy Canova, The Statesman and the wonderful story about Pecos Bill.
Because Bill was quite a cowboy down in Texas and a Western superman, to
say the league. He was the roughed up his britter, never known to
be a twitter because he never had no dear of man or beast. So
you the ia ya yo hear the tubbest bitter west of the Alamos. He
wrote. They read some cyclone out of nowhere, and he's traveled in and
saconed down And while a cyclone buson's minute, pacos rolled and smoking linens,
and it came that rry wind down. Who by the yet the eye all
sad. It's Twitter last of the album. Didn boot sleep un do stay
all to all boot split you do splay la fare was. They dropped their
spread all over Texas, sunny calif and boll The gag is kind of corny.
He brought rain from Californi. That's the way we got the gonflexing call.
Lad go to your lady, lady, the lady, Jesus to you
old food sleep ut do and I'm rustless. They heard of cattle the herd
and what he calls them crooked feeling. Thank God's knocked out all their feelings.
That's the reason hard in the herd. The roughest stuff is risky.
Well, so far, the so called child prodigy hasn't shown any signs of
being able to play the piano, but it does seem to have an exceptional
talent for sweeping, which is exact. See what it's doing right now?
Oh, miss Judy, I say, Judy's little baby, I all a
song ready, cute? Lying that is a little basket? Pee serious,
tiny into it? I think he wants to stay here? What makes you
think that he's taking all his things? Balt Draham. If he wakes up,
you can hold him in your wife and give him his bottle. Hold
him in my lamp makes you I'm so bad? Leave it all right through?
Oh, but less and lessen. Without the baby's mother here, we'll
have to take care of it ourselves. You know anything about babies, so
that has nothing to it. All you have to know about babies is the
three bees? The three bees? What's that baby? Violam and Griffin?
If I wonder who that is on the porch, I'm fign through the window.
Hunter is your boy friend, mister Benabus? Hello, Judy Hell Benchley,
come in. Oh thanks. I was in the neighborhood, so I
thought i'd just drop up, Judy. What's this here in the basket?
I've got a baby, Benchley, a baby well, gosh, you shouldn't
be up walking around so soon. Oh, Benchley, now you're walking him
up. Oh gosh, Judy, a baby. I'm flabbered, Casterdyke.
I don't know what to say. Wow, it is quite a surprise this
morning. I didn't even know I was gonna have it, Judy, When
did the baby arrive? Why'd you say? When did the baby arrive?
All right after lunch? Heydo delivered it on the porch. Oh got it,
Judy? For for a minute I thought it was yours, Rasley.
How could you possibly think it was my baby? Oh? Look at him.
He has got your nose. Really has to have something to play with.
Oh golly, Jesus is a nice little baby. But when I see
a baby like this, I want to take it in my arms and cuddle
it eventually, don't Baby's kind of give you a homie feeling? Oh yes,
Judy, Now I know I want a home of my own. He
can count on me, Bally and a wife who was a real helpmate.
You can count on me and children too, Judy, you can count on
me. Basically. I want about seven or eight. You can stop counting,
hey, bitch. Last night I had a dream about you and me
being married. It dreams you were married to me. Oh, guys,
Judie, tell me about it. Wow, it didn't turn out so good.
You see, your mother was living with us. We've been married for
ten years and we had seven kids. Who it sure was? We are
listed. You were sitting across the breakfast table from Judy. What's the matter
with this egg? Didn't I tell you? I wanted it soft boiled?
Well it should be soft. I boiled for twenty minutes. And look at
these paper plates. What's the matter with them? At the same paper plates
we had dinner off last night? Well, stop complaining? Are using a
riser on them? You learned to cook properly. Most women like to mess
around the kitchen, so do I. I'm the biggest mess around the kitchen
you ever saw us. And look at this break yea whole wheat again?
You know I like cracked wheat. Well, here's a hammer crack at yourself.
Basically, I can't understand it. You're always fine and false. Were
you married me? Didn't you? Yes, women are fools to marry men.
But what else is it? I gotta think about it. Basically,
you never give me any money for new clothes, So what I have absolutely
nothing to wear? What'll I do? Full of shades down? Oh,
Julie, let's stop coarling. Okay, I'm willing to if you are want
sugar in your coffee, doling, No, dear, your face is sweetness
enough for me. Yeah, but if you think I'm gonna duck it in
your coffee? Here y, what is it? Junior? I have a
strawberry lolly lolly pop? What's he talking about? He wants a strawberry all
day? Sucker? Jenny, take me to the playlet show, Jenny to
day? Jenny specially, did you take Junior to a Burles show? Well?
Yes, but you see you going Mama back Caddy two week? Get
me? When I saw what kind of a show it was, I wanted
to take Junior right out of there. Then why didn't you twisted it?
Or you go out and play now? One boy certainly is a trial.
Yes, sometimes it's hard for me to realize that I'm his father. Well
it's exactly easy for him either. A good thing. You have a mother
in law living around this place. What do you mean nobody else knows how
to handle Junior? I got inquired just by using child psychology and reasoning with
his Yeah, what'd you say to him? I said, shut up,
fellow turk Ross heavyer print. Even if you are my mother in law,
I want you keep your hands off Junior. He's a sweet, well mannered,
handsome boy. Handsome. What he said in my house last summer I
had to buy him back three times on the dogcatcher. Now, mother,
that's no way to talk. After all, Judy is my wife. Oh
brother, what a married life? Here? I am surrounded by noise and
confusion and seven kids. And what did I just kept for Father's Day?
The news about the eighth. Basically, if that's the way you feel,
I'm going to pack up and leave. I might have known me and your
wife would be like this, what do you mean? Or the day we
went to our honeymoon cottage, I had to carry you and your mother piggyback
across the doorsteps. And basically that's the dream I had. Of course,
that ain't really the way I feel about married. I didn't think you did,
Judy. You love babies so much. Pardon me, Shenita, Oh
i o paper, I want to have a talk with you. I don't
think this baby can play the piano. Oh, I know, Shanarita.
That baby belongs down the street, A little boy who was money and lifted
on our porch. Well, where's a child prodigy who plays the piano?
Oh? Here I am, ma'am remember me, I'm Herbert. Yeah,
but Herbert, you're a grown man. I was expecting child. Oh,
trust me, I got the mind of an eight year old. Okay,
bro, how could you make a mistake like this? You distinctly said he
was a child prodigy? Was Senorita? I forgot to tell you. The
first time I heard him play the piano was twenty five years ago. One.
Oh, I'm sorry, Herbert, but I can't take you on the
tour. Well, I don't want to play the fianna anyway. I wanna
be a dramatic actor. Or they call you all over the country style.
I want to make him froy. I want to make them suffer. Well,
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ladies and gentlemen. Since the end of our radio season is practically here,
Judy thought would be nice to turn this musical spot over to Bud Dance
and his orchestra. Bud. Ever, the gracious gentleman has elected to play
a beautiful ballad that Judy originally produced, the Rue LaRue Lily Bolero Us.
The Judy Canova Show is written by Fred Fox and Henry Hoofer with John Ward
and is producer directed by Joe Rimes. Tomorrow Sunday evening, Judy Canova and
her Big Show will appear at the County Fair in Bellflower, California. This
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