Hmm. Welcome everybody to the March episode of w T What the Fuck for
WOLS March What the Fuck? So I'm pretty sure that this is the last
in season one that we've got for season seven. Our next WTF will be
the one to wrap up all of the season. We will be done with
Stephen season seven, with with Steven seven when we talk. That's good.
That's how good we are. Delete delete, delete. So we're going to
cover the episodes that released in March. But first before we dive in,
let's give a big shout out and thank you to all of our Patreon subscribers
that make this show possible, with an extra big shout out to our executive
producers on Patreon, mister Nick Mead and pt Arsenal. Thank you guys.
Thank you guys. You guys are awesome, amazing. Almost sneeze, I
maan' make a weird noise because it was like an aborted sneeze. I apologize
for that. I hate that. So we're gonna start off with something a
little fun just to kind of get the ball roll before we dive into the
episodes. But a question of the month, So if you had to name
a demon lord using the rules of the nine. Hell, what name would
you give them? Commodoor bike with no seat? Okay, lord spam on
a hot plate. Lord spam on hot plate. As every said, yes,
I can smell that one. Got Captain blue Cheese, bubble Gumm's bubble
gum. Wow, catnap socks. There you go. Sure, catnip socks
sounds terrible. Feet one sock. I've got these puppies on fostering right now
and they always are biting my feet. There the worst bite their feet back
to their dominant There you go, that's what I have to do. Just
grab him by the neck. I'm not taking any more animal advice from you
ever again. Okay, chicken, Okay, So let's dive in to well.
I wanted to come up from from episode thirty one into episode thirty two,
so we covered episode thirty one last time, but we were rolling right
into episode thirty and it dawned on me. In episode thirty one, Valley
left right and Eddie created an illusory double for her, and she went and
did something. And then in episode thirty two, you guys all we're just
like, all right, that's cool, she's back now again. We don't
really care where you went or what you did. Yeah, man, it
could have been anything, anything at all. Let's go ahead and leave now,
and nobody mentioned it. Well, I think I feel like Valley's earned
our trust. We had given her information that she wanted to pass on to
people. The less we know about those people, the better for everyone involved.
Really, that was that was my thought process. She was going to
tell him about Magnus Devlin stuff. You know, she wanted to check on
her family and stuff. I think that's all right, trust her with that,
I think, hopefully, why are we where are we supposed to be
worried about it? I mean, half the time we don't even realize she's
there or not. Okay, most of the time, that's true. You
went out of your way to make like an illusion of her, and then
you gave her orders, her illusion orders to go stock up the cart,
to get ready to go, and then then yeah, eventually she's just back
and you guys her car. She could episodes sneak out to go talk to
her, to go send her messages or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we do have some questions from discord to uh, let's see, we've
got the first one that's from Kevin here, it says, now that you've
played a full set of sessions, how do you feel about this alternative game
mechanic any tweaks? M hmmm, Yeah, Dungeon World instead of D and
D mm hmmm, business as usual. Yeah, I think I, Oh,
you've a very streamlined it's a very streamlined, easy system to dig into.
It's not it's not overwhelming and overloaded with a bunch of rules and you
know, nitpicking. So I just I just like how flexible it is.
It's just a really nice of people. I know. I think we do
tweak it quite a bit because it's a very open system too. So a
lot of the stuff that we do, like uh, when we translate D
and D spells, like I don't know if blink is in Dungeon World or
if that's one of the ones that we made for Dungeon war World, because
it just wasn't there and we're like, well, yeah, that's gonna come
up. Yeah, So like a lot of it, A lot of what
we play is tweaks, but the game is encouraging of that. I think
we Yeah, I think we've also accommodated variations for magic items in the same
way. Yeah, not all the magic items are translate, you know,
verbatim. Yeah, yeah, And I think we bend some of the rules
too, right, So, like some of the checks that you guys can
do where you like, ask from a list of questions, right, and
we kind of make that a little loose too, or who or what we're
asking, right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but I bet that's that
has been very entertaining. Yeah all right, Okay, so let's dive in
episode thirty two Bills Not So or Bills Not Excellent Adventure. So the fools
discuss the ethics of Hot Pocket production, then set off from New City on
a perilous journey, where they quickly find themselves in a very pun heavy situation.
So yeah, I I really like the perilous journey for travel. I
like that rule set in there. It's nice for a bunch of reasons.
What I really like is that we know who to blame if something goes wrong.
No, it's that you know, it's there's degrees of things going wrong,
like because there's four different checks being made, you know. M I
think it really lends itself to fleshing out that travel gap where a lot of
times where we would go from A to B it's like, okay, well
you travel for three days and you know, yeah, yeah, and if
you don't, if you don't make a random check or whatever, it's something
along the way. There is just nothing. Okay, you make it,
and it adds a whole other dimension to it, and like you said,
on so many tour levels, it also makes you a little bit more reasonable
about your travel because like I don't take extra journeys when shit can go wrong.
Yeah, well, it totally makes sense and ends adds some believability to
the whole situation. Yeah, I'm trying to remember the pun heavy situation that
you mentioned. I know, we ran through a bunch of puns. I
was trying to remember what they were though, the pun heavy situation in that
one, Hold on, you really didn't remember that. I remember there was
a whole bunch of dings in that one. Wasn't that the one with the
bubble gum? I think that's uh. I think that's where we saw the
gum monster and we just went off. Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure for
a while about that. Well, I had to put that in the episode
description because every time I would write a pun into the episode description, I
was like, oh, here's a pun about it, and then somebody would
say it in the episode. I'm like, well, then I have to
make a new one. And then it happened again, and I was like,
fine, there's a ton of puns, how about that. Yes,
yeah, that's great. I'm glad that we had so many rapid fire right
there at the table. Yeah, it's one thing to think on them after
the fact, but I mean when it's all right there and spontaneous, awesome.
Yeah. I was gonna say, I think you even missed a couple
of beans on there too, because there was just so I think there was
just they were so overlapped. Yeah, but then failed his wild shape roll
again. Oh yeah, that was the meyowing tiger just kidding. H Yeah.
Yeah, they only said that became Yeah I did it, and I
don't remember that very much. Yeah. That was the episode where I learned
Tensor's floating disc and I chose that one so that I could drag back Bill's
body if he died. Yes, yes, but he didn't die. I
didn't. Had you made a joke about learning message to the yeah for the
scroll? Yeah, And I I was like, dude, you might give
yourself away as a warlock. If you do that, like if you all
of a sudden can message him like twelve times a day, He's like,
where did you get all those scrolls? I would like to say that Nico
just said, give yourself away as a warlock, not that I am not
that. I am not that, not that it is a warlock. And
he's not had any truck with extra dimensional entities. It's just not his baby.
Mm hmmm. Six demon bag No, no means it. That's what
I'm saying. His bag is strictly earthly or you fraidly. This is the
episode where Bill almost died. Yeah, that was the first time we ran
into that whole death scenario. Mm hmm. Yeah. Bill was just barely
made that role. I mean didn't just barely, but it felt like just
barely because Gary, you rolled like an eleven or something. But I would
have, and it would have been very upset if I'd gone out to come.
Yeah. I was afraid I was gonna get killed by Adira. When
I had my hydra heads stuck together and she went to go, I was
like, this is gonna hurt. You don't need all of them. Mm
hmmm. I don't think we really discussed the whole regeneration thing on the hydra.
Is that a factor? Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
Well, visit that in game later on. Yeah, well it doesn't regenerate,
it's missing heads right right. But that's how saw it initially, so
okay, that's how we can take that shape. Okay. We did have
a question from Discord about about that, that said, when we when you
guys were out of food, you know, when they were going on about
farming. Oh rag, why did no one think of the hydra for naturally
regenerating me? And could he already do this? So yeah, yeah,
just lop off a hydra head and you guys were talking about milk, so
you're not milking me. He'll come around, turn into a giant chicken,
lay a big egg. Yeah. We had like a five or six minute
conversation about all the things that people were gonna do to and at the very
end he's like, I don't even need to eat a little more for us.
You barely touched you. It's a little gamy. So then you guys
defeated the bad guys Urago's spider mode and you scout out the demon camp,
which was which was pretty big. Lots of Demons. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that wagon place power is the thing man. Yeah yeah, it sounded
like for a minute you guys were just gonna leave because we found it.
That's awesome, Like we can't deal with this many demons at Demons Market on
the map. I like how you act like we're being unreasonable when we saw
Campbell of Demons and we're like, maybe we shouldn't. That's it. I'm
not a giant. We're like, nope. I didn't think it was unreasonable.
I just thought it was interesting. I was like, you guys don't
have to fight them all. Like, was like, I'm gonna go recruit
some spiders. Okay, that might go poorly. Yeah yeah yeah. Wha
does well with making friends with inanimate objects, but him and the animal kingdom
don't need to get along. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's
the case. He does does much better with yeah, mineral and vegetables,
uh, random pieces of furniture. And that's when we yeah, that's when
we broke in to anchovies on pumpkin pies. Well yeah yeah that was thirty
three. Yeah yeah yeah. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Yep, so
most appropriate title that we couldn't name it anything but that it was. It
was vacation week for me. When it came to the title time, right,
it was a gimme. I loaded it up and started playing, and
I was like, oh yeah, I wrote out the titles before I wrote
the synopsis. Yeah, gurgle, gurgle, Yeah, And I loved the
I put your synopsis with all the gurgles in it. You replaced somewhere,
yeah, yeah yeah. Jesse, uh that sends the synopsis synopsies in our
group chat, and he sent that one both ways and he was like,
use whichever one you prefer. Nico was like, well obviously, girkle.
Yeah, yep, that's so much. That's the right call. Should not
have been anything else. It was the right, the right way to go.
I enjoyed it. Nod so I could do the thing again. Yeah.
I love the way that whole scenario started to play out. We were
just chomping through the camp. Nobody said boo about it. We were supposed
to be there. Yeah, yeah, so yeah. In episode thirty three,
that's what you guys did. You got some gummy illusions and you ran
through the camp and you left your mobile place of power, you know,
out parked outside. But that's really coming clutch yeah mm hmm. Having that
that wagon say okay, which is yeah, which is wild because I did
not expect you guys to do that with one of the red pop scrolls.
That was great when opportunity knocks you answered, mm hm yeah, no judgment
from me. I thought it's clever and hilarious. So as you guys made
it past the guards and into the big war room of the Demon headquarters,
uh, you guys scouted out the war room and you found there was a
torture slash birthday chamber that was in there. Yeah, torture slash birthday all
they had torture. Yeah. Yeah. Before we go through that, though,
we did get a question. Mead wants to know what is a place
of power do? So, Tony, do you want to explain that real
quick? What a place of power does? Yeah? So, basically,
we magic users can devise their own ritual to do just about anything they want,
but they have to have a place of power to do it. So
it's like, you know, some sort of place where they can focus their
energy for the spell or whatever. But also there's always like caveats like yeah,
you can do it, but it's going to take this amount of time,
which could be fifteen minutes, or it could be fifteen years of doing
this ritual, or it's going to take a whole lot of this, or
it's going to take the help of these specific people, or you know,
things like that. Imagine the rituals are handy. Imagine. Just calling it
a place of power is kind of like a generic term. It's like if
you were a cleric, it would be like an altar or you know something
like that. Yeah, or a druid it would be like a say could
grow or something can be a spell cast. So you got to have the
stuff on, the symbols on the floor and the rings and on. Yeah,
I think it's gotta be decked out. All their though inside the wagon,
well obviously that's how my place is the power work. You go in,
it turns black and white and gets all grainy, muted, sex starts
playing as an aura of noir. Mhm. There's fog machines, a bucket
with water and dry ice sitting in the corner. All right, Well,
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