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Welcome back to see you at the
Body rich Da. For this podcast episode,

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we're gonna be doing episodes five through
eight of the TV show fu Bar

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of Course, came out on Netflix, starring you know of course Arnold.

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You know it's a comedy action vehicle. If you're listening this and you haven't

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listened to the episode our episode about
the show show episodes one through four us

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because it's very confusing, go ahead
and listen to that. And if you

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haven't watched TV show, watch it. It's fun. And if you don't

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have Netflix, it might be time
to sale the high seas, so feel

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free to you know, asked me
how to do that. I was gonna

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first because I was like, wait, they're gonna get in a boat boat.

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But then I was like, okay, I thought it was like abandoned

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civilization or something. I like,
I was confused. I'm slow, not

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anti somebody who doesn't have Netflix.
There are other ways, Yes, I

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know, yeah, it's you know, hopefully we'll get sponsored by them someday.

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So I want to say too much
anyhow, So yeah, we're gonna

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get right into it. So Chris, oh, you know what, I

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didn't introduce everybody. Yeah, I
have no idea who I am right now.

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Yeah, sorry, listeners, I'm
Joseph Beckastro. Joining me as always

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is Aaron Frescas Yo and Chris Chapman. Hey, all right, thank you,

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Kristy, Chris, We're gonna have
you go ahead and take it away

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and get on with the summary.
All right, So Fubar, in case

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you forgot where we were, because
this is a very forgettable show, we

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are watching Fubar, a TV series
starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as super spied Luke Brunner,

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Monica Barbarrow as his super spied daughter
Emma Bruner. We have Milan Carter

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as his best friend and guy in
the chair Barry. We have as the

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rest of his team, Fortune Fimester
as Rue, Travis van Winkle as alden

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A, Parna Brielle as Tina,
who plays a little bit more of a

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part in these last four episodes,
so I figured i'd actually mentioned her up

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front. And then we have Gabriel
Luna as our main bad guy Bora.

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I don't forget Jay Burroshell as Oh
yeah, Jay Burroshell, that's true.

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He's also in more of these episodes. So Jay Barroschell as I refuse to

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learn his name. So Jay Barroshell. So Kyle, we're on an episode

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of Kyle Carter. Carter. We're
on episode five titled Here Today, Gone

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to Marrow for reasons that will become
clear, directed by Stephen A. Addelson

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and written by staff writer Kate Duffy
and STEVENE. Addilson actually directed was the

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director sorry of the previous episode.
And then Kate Duffy is one of the

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staff writers and this is her first
episode that she had the right like the

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one of the main writing credits on
Okay, and she also has written for

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Reacher and Scorpion as well. Gotcha? All right, so let's jump into

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the summary. Let's see, we
last saw our team of spies in a

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very desperate situation with a missing nuclear
reactor, a missing black market dealer,

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and Barry's life hanging in the balance. So the first thing that happens in

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this episode is all that stuff is
immediately solved. The Dane has a change

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of heart and comes back on his
own before they're even out looking for him,

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while Tina immediately tracks down the reactor
that Luke and Emma for Luke and

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Emma to easily get back from some
small time criminals. It's like a decent

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action scene, but there's zero conflict. They just kick their assets. This

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this all happens within the first two
minutes, by the way, so basically

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crewing Chris's point from the last episode
and making the last episode's cliffhanger completely pointless

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entirely, like especially the Dane part
where he literally comes back on his own.

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Not that I think it's out of
character for him to come back,

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We'll talk about that later, but
I just the immediacy of it is yes,

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insane, Like I was it just
how quickly it happened. I was

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like, holy crap, this has
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I know, it was like at
one thirty eight. Then he comes

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back. I'm like, you're kidding
me, Like you're proving him right,

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man? Come on, Yeah,
anyway, let's see. So Alden the

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next morning tries to pull off the
reactor sale, and although it doesn't go

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exactly as planned, Luke and Emma
are eventually able to capture Boro. Barry

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does have to knock out a prison
guard to save himself just before the Dane

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arrives and they swap back, but
that really has like no consequence, Yeah,

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which happens a lot in this Yeah. I thought it was funny,

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like him him screaming and grabbing the
guard. That was a very funny,

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well acted scene, but it just
like as a plot point, it had

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no significant Yeah. My only note
is Barry kills guard, which ends up

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being no big deal with no quant
constant. He kills him by accident.

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Yeah, he accidentally like hits his
head on the sinker. Yeah. Yeah,

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but that's it's meta commentary on the
actions of the American government and how

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basically we can go anywhere and kill
anybody and it have it not be like

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a big deal. There's no consequences
for it. Oh, so it's obvious

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that only one of us is doing
a deep read of this show. So

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yeah, I have apologies to the
writer. So also, like a strange

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edition is all of a sudden,
Alvin's X shows up, like when he's

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he was talking about it last episodes, but like, and I just paid

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zero attention because I knew it wouldn't
matter, And look at that, it

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doesn't fucking matter, Like no,
no, no, no, she saves

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his life only because the writers made
him fight a big giant dude who he

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couldn't beat when he's had no problem
beating. He beat up four dudes in

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a bar in like a previous episode, all by him, Like, well,

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hey, those guys weren't fighters like
this big dude, I guess.

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But b we talked about last episode
when I was saying there was like things

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set up as jokes but weren't jokes, like her showing up and blasting Abba

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and driving off, you know,
yeah, like she left me a fifty

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seven minute voicemail of singing Abba like
that, like the payoff for the Abba

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joke at when she drives and she's
blast an Abba. Yeah, but it's

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not a joke. It's just like
it's like played off as a joke.

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But yeah, it's a joke.
So this show does that a lot.

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Yeah, I guess it was a
Mama Mia reference, but whenever. Yeah,

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but like also the this may have
been a joke, but it's just

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a joke that I don't find funny
at all. Which is which is the

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part where the dude she kills the
dude and he lands on Alden and he

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lands crotch first into Alden's face and
then Alden screams, dick on my face

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and tries to get out from under
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like, that's that's like so barely
a joke. It's like, I don't

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know, it's just like basic homophobia, which, yeah, I don't know,

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man, it just was not funny. So I watched all this today

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sober, and this show's a lot
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When I watched it, like I
rewatching it, I was when I picked

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it apart last time, like for
the first four episodes. But I watched

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the first time I watched it where
Eric and I were drinking, So I

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was like, this show is great. It's hilarious. It's pretty much what

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happened with genesister. I'm like this, I love this movie. This is

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great. But then I watched it
again sober, and I'm like sitting there

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analyzing and I'm like I don't like
that and that and that. But yeah,

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like I got got to start drinking. Yeah, I'm gonna end up

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watching it again with her because she
I watched it by myself, but I'm

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gonna start drinking next time, and
I'll let you guys know if I'm like,

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oh, this is way better.
It is a drinking show. Which

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if I wouldn't play the game,
because I would have got trashed during all

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this because they're in the planes and
doing briefings like at least three or four

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times per episode. True. So
on the plane ride home, Barry finally

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reveals his feelings for Tina, and
Luke continues to advise Emma to kind of

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break it off with Jay Barroschell to
save her and him some heartbreak. My

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only note about this is this is
another joke that I just didn't Either I

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just am not getting it or I
think it's very not funny. Which one

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which is the Colonne joke where Luke
and Barry are having like a moment.

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Lukey is like congratulating him on being
brave and stuff, and then he's like,

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what's that smell? And Barry's like
white lotus by blah blah blah.

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Yeah, the dame had it in
his and he put a little on but

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then he or he sprayed it in
the guard's face. Sorry. Yeah,

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and and then Arnold goes it ruins
the moment, and I'm like, is

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that a joke? The show clearly
thinks that's funny, but like I don't,

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I don't understand what the joke.
There was like I'm drinking time,

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I'm watching it anyway, moving past
that, I was not planning to pick

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it apart this earlier. But Luke
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Oscar's daughter, Oscar being his son
who I wouldn't mentioned in the last episode,

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but now I have to Oscar Luke's
granddaughter has had a reaction to her

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chemotherapy and gotten very six. It's
such a weird like when the when I

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say the Aldin thing was a weird
edition with his ex girlfriend. This is

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the weird edition, Like is the
just a strange like addition as far as

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a plot point, Like it is
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There is a mention of it because
Carter's taking care of her. Uh

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he mentions that she's sick when they're
on the phone in like one of the

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first four episodes. Yeah, but
they don't mention she's cancer exactly. So

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all of a sudden, you're just
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yeah, I have my note,
says Jay Berrishaw was taking care of her,

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but the kid had only been in
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four minutes of screen time. Yeah, like, so kids get sick all

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the time. That's like, there
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ill or even on chemotherapy, or
that she had previously had answer. There

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was absolutely no indication, And I
don't have a huge problem with that,

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but they do bring it up out
of absolutely nowhere. Yes, And however,

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I will say that this plot point
makes me like this episode and the

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latter half of the show way more
because it adds like, what feel like

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way way more realistic stakes to the
Shah to me. I I well,

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I also realized I like the plot
point. I wish they had mentioned it

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just a couple episodes earlier. That's
all. I realized this that I cared

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more about how it affected the characters
that I'm familiar with than I cared about

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the character that's actually sick, which
oh yeah, definitely, like she's barely

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in it. Yeah, I'm fine
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Fine with that. But I was
like, oh, that's like and

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I feel like it wouldn't have had
any as much of an impact if it

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wasn't a little kid, but yeah, probably not. But anyway, so

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she's having a reaction to her chemotherapy. She's gotten very sick. She will

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need a bone marrow transplant. So
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father, which, again I have
no problem, Like, I think all

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this stuff as plot is fine.
The fact that Oscar is not her biological

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father, that he married into having
a kid. I think all that stuff

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is fine. It just feels weird
to all of a sudden, Yeah,

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like pull it in halfway into the
series. Yeah, yeah, But anyway,

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they go track down the kids biological
father, Kyle and forcibly take a

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DNA sample to find out if he's
a marrow match. Later, at another

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briefing, we find out that the
CIA needs lots of info from Borow and

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is willing to torture him to get
it. Emma is all for torture,

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but Luke is against it, having
seen it in person. It's here that

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we meet Carlson, ably played by
Tom Arnold, the CIA's favorite torturer,

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and he does a really good like
legitimately, I think Tom Arnold is really

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fucking good in this series, like
in the two episodes that he's in or

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one episode. Yeah, I think, like I think I enjoy him there.

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Yeah, I think I enjoy him
more in this than I do in

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True Lies. I think he's playing
more of a character with like quirks and

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yeah, I don't know. I
think it's more interesting one of the persons

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being friends with Arnold apparently. Yeah, but you guys like Tom Arnold.

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Yeah, I'm fine with Tom Arnold
when I see him. I have seen

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things where it seems like he was
kind of an asshole, like back in

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the day's. But I have no
idea really, like I've not done any

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research. I don't I don't mind
him, but I feel like the generation

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before ours doesn't really care for him
at all. But I feel like maybe

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hate him. Yeah, but I
think I think it's maybe because I was

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pretty much only know him from True
Lives and was too young to get like

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that over exposure whatever was going on. Yeah, yeah, Like, so

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I don't know nothing about him besides
true Like I do think he was in

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a lot of bad movies in the
nineties, Like it seems like he was

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a lot of bad movies. But
I don't know. But uh, yeah,

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so I don't have that like Tom
Arnold. Like I'm like every's funny

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and True Lies and he pops up
every now and then, and he does

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entertaining. Yeah, and when he's
doing this, like I both I like

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find him funny and he's I think
he's doing a pretty decent job actor.

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Yeah. Anyway, Joe, you
said, no problems with Tom Ronald.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, he's fine. I mainly know him

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from True Lives and him because that
movie is fucking awesome and all right,

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so, uh, Emma and Luke
go play good cop bad cop with Boro

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who it's a cushy sentence in exchange
for his buyer's locations, like the people

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who are going to buy the nuke, and he does take notice of Emma's

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engagement ring while they're doing that.
It's a long payoff right there. But

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that engage Yeah, seriously, that
was a that was a long cone.

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Later, once it's confirmed that Kyle
is a match, he meets with the

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family and agrees to be the donor, but demands one hundred and fifty thousand

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dollars so that we all know he
is the slimiest piece of shit alive.

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And after he leaves, Luke and
Emma make sure to hurl some abuse at

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Oscar, and then after that,
Emma goes home to hurl some abuse at

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Jay Barrowshell. So when Emma meets
Cardl Cardle. Whenma meets Cardle, she

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gives him Carlson, Yeah, Cardo
Carlson, she gives him ship for working

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on He's working on a rocking horse
for the kid. Oh no, oh,

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you were talking about Carter. Yeah, Carter, Yeah, Carlson is

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Tom Mardole Carl Okay. Well,
when Emma meets j Burrow Bush, her

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fiance talk he's working on a rocking
horse, and I was like, granted,

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they paid off sort of, but
I was like, God, this

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kid's not gonna want a fucking rocking
horse. It's I don't get when adults

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do stuff like that, Like they're
like, oh, yeah, they'll enjoy

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this antique vintage, like this six
year old will enjoy this thing that that

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is like super intike. No,
they fucking won't. Like I mean,

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look, I don't think she enjoys
that it's vintage or antique. I just

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think she enjoys are fine for kids
minutes, yeah, but for like yeah,

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that's every toy first exactly. But
like, I just don't get it

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when adults to the stuff. There
was a few years back one of my

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friends was bragging on social media that
he got his kid in original nes like

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Nintendo system for Christmas, and oh
my god, I so I just wanted

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to be there when to see that
kid's reaction when they open the present and

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it's like that outdated piece of shit
instead of the PlayStation four they asked for.

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Yeah, I have a place in
my heart for that system because it's

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the first one I had, But
that original Nintendo system has been out of

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use for like thirty years at that
point. Also, when I was a

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kid, I didn't appreciate anything.
I just wanted what I wanted and that

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was it. Like yeah, well, like his his kid probably wanted to

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play Fortnite with people, and he
bought him a fucking and he asked that

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that would be like if six year
old me was asking for Nintendo in nineteen

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eighty nine and getting like a set
of jacks, or like a hula hoop,

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or like a couple like a fucking
advocates, didn't you like a tin

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cans with a spring connected to him
or whatever boring shit fucking pants are playing

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with? I don't know, like
a Howdy do each postering doll? A

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hoop? Would you stick? You
can roll it down the street, fucking

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Lincoln logs or light Bright or some
shit like that to suck back then,

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why are you Lincoln logs? That
is that what you're Lincoln logs? You're

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like, hell yeah, they were
tight, they're no legos, but you

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know you can't build shit with it. They're a bolling cup, you know.

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Still it was not being a balling
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about Jacks, but Jacks were actually
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hell yeah, oh yeah, once
I learned how to actually play with him

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and didn't realize they weren't just for
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Yeah exactly. I'm still played marbles
back then. Yeah, I was gonna

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say marbles. I was trying to
think of like old stuff like this,

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the hoop with the yea. But
yeah, it's like asking for a super

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soaker and getting like a balloon with
a hole in it. Fucking new hose.

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Yeah, got your new hose.
Now you can watch your plans.

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Yeah, you can watch the lawn
and when you're bad, I can beat

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you with it. It's like when
it's like when Erica was excited about getting

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a basketball hoop for Christmas, like
when she was like in like two thousand

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and eight or something like that or
two thousand and six, and I was

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like Jesus anyway, okay, yeah, anyway, all right. Next scene

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is uh oh yeah, So Emma
goes to watch Carlson as he's getting ready

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to torture Borow, and Luke is
off bribing Kyle with an uncut diamond that

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we saw him steal in the first
I didn't know that's what happened when you

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get a bone marrow transplant, Like
I think Arnold said that they weaken your

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immune system because he said that once
they once they get it going, the

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process going, she only has what
like a twenty four hours or something like

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that guy, which I'm assuming is
I mean, it makes enough sense.

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It's like if you're introducing that like
a new like donor like y donor material

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the botto, the body would not
accept it if the immune system was working

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properly. Yeah, okay, yeah, it makes enough sense. I'm sure

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it's true. But this thing would
funny if they didn't even look it up,

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But like it sounds right in there. Let's see the CIA pulls the

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plug on Borrow's torture due to an
extradition deal. Emma is super pissed,

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but Luke goes in to make a
deal with Borow before they lose him to

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the extradition. I think it's really
funny that I don't know, Emma like

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freaks out at what's her name dot
the stuff? Yeah, the director,

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the head CIA person, And I'm
like, how has she not been fired

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by now? Like if she talks
this way now, like after she's clearly

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been in trouble, like she was
probably a total asshole before. Like,

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I don't know. It just was
very funny to me. I realized during

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the uh, during this scene when
he's uh when they're like gonna let Boro

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go, and then during the next
one when Boro is explaining how he contacts

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his buyers mm hm, that I
have to watch this show with the subtitles

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on in order to follow exactly what's
going on as far as like the little

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off screen plot details that end up
driving the overall plot forward, because I'm

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like, whoa, because I wasn't
doing that before, and I was like,

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wait, what are they doing?
Like I'd have to go back and

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rewind it and watch it against I'm
like, wait, how did they why

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are they doing that, and they
they explain so much in those little things

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that it's just way you to watch
it with the They like totally explain everything,

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but there's just they do throw a
lot of information at you. So,

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yeah, do you think the name
dot is an acronym for like,

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it's gotta be a director of director
of team or something, director of torture,

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no thinking, Yeah, I don't
know, I just named her do

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I don't know? It's got to
be a code name. Yeah. So

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Boro makes the deal and the team
then sets up a multi prong sting operation

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to catch all his buyers. When
Kyle later goes missing, Emma and Alden

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find and kidnap him. As as
Luke and Rue begin written this, the

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donor dude is written as such in
Over the Top douchebag. Oh yeah,

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he likes like truly, like I
said earlier, just the slimiest piece of

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shit you could possibly know. He
demands one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to

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save a child that is biologically his
that he abandoned when it was a baby,

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and then he like renags on the
Yeah, they give him the diamond,

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which is worth probably more than something
thousand or something like that, yeah,

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so so it's worth more than he's
asking for. And then he fucking

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just takes the diamond and goes yeah, and like he tries to like use

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like his like my friends in Lascow
when he told me this stuff. Oh

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but and I noticed that the second
time I watched it, he kept saying

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like, oh, my friend's a
doctor and says it blah blah blah,

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and my friend's a lawyer and blah
blah blah. I'm like, I think

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they're trying to imply that he's just
like the kind of asshole who googles stuff

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and is like, yeah, I
don't have to do anything legally. Yeah,

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I just think that's what that was. It made me appreciate kind of

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appreciate how they were able to make
the Alton character like a likable douchebag,

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because he's he's still kind of a
d bag, Like but he's like,

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uh, which explain this, but
yeah, exactly, he's I'm sure part

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of like a big part of it
is uh like the actor Travis fan Win

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could but still yeah, definitely.
So Kyle, who has been kidnapped,

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is taken to the fitness equipment store
and Emma calls in Carlson to perform an

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amateur bone marrow extraction, but the
kidnapping is caught on camera by the two

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morons who are Arnold's fitness sales competit. Also, Arnold says that the director

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owes him a favor because he has
her to turn a blind eye to it

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a fitness star. Did I miss
something? No, there was a scene

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earlier. I just didn't mention it
because again, I don't think it matters

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in the long run. There's the
scene where Arnold is like, hey,

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thanks for calling off the torture,
and she's like, I didn't do it

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for you. I did it because
he's being extradited, and like, you

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guys keep fighting over this torture thing. I'm not on your side. If

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there's there's only one person in this
building who should have an opinion on torture,

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and it's me, and she kind
of like and the camera focuses on

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her scar, and then that's so, why does he I just don't think

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this is well written. I don't
think this is well written because then he,

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like out loud, kind of talks
himself into like, oh, that

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scar didn't come from an ID,
did it? That scar is from torture.

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You were tortured, and then she
like says that she doesn't like talking

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about it. Oh, so he's
basically keeping her secret. Yeah, and

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so like he promises to keep it
a secret, and that means I did

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not get she owes him a favor, and I was like, that's a

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really sweaty way to get her to
owe him a favor. I was like,

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all right, fine, but anyway, it doesn't matter. And the

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favor he cashes in is just that
they get to use the fitness store as

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and without anybody looking. Well,
they take the bone marrow from Kyle.

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The sting goes to hell as it
becomes apparent that Boro has been several steps

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ahead of the CIA, so he
gets away with the original nuke that was

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stolen from him. So Emma and
Alden arrived to the hospital parking lot at

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the same time and kiss, which
Luke sees and which Jay Bershell immediately suspects

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when they walk in together. So
when they get to the parking lot,

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they explain how Boro escaped. Yeah, they kind of give you, they

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kind of walk you through, which
I honestly, I don't really have that

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huge of a problem with. Okay, that's what I'm gonna say, is

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it a possible company, because I
don't know if there's a better way to

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do that, like explain what happened. I know they've been doing it the

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whole show, which is why I'm
not really complaining about it now because I'm

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used to it. But this is
the I'd say, this is one of

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the few instances where they did it
like that's that's fine. Yeah, I

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think this works. It's like it
was just a little bit unnatural on how

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it was delivered with both of them
explaining the debrief to each other, slash

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the audience, and when they just
both read it. Yeah, I don't

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think there's a better way to do
it. No, Yeah, but that

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otherwise that was fine. I only
mention that because the way they explained how

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they got to the hot like they
got the hospital to accept the bone marrow,

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was actually done with a little bit
of subtlety, with Emma telling Alvin

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that Barry disguis like was disguised as
an empt. Yeah. Anyway, Luke

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and Emma visit the recovering grandchild as
Tally receives the video of Kyle being kidnapped

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on her cell phone, and that's
where episode five ends when I saw that

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kid in the medical tent, because
I think, yeah, I realized they

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could have switched out the actors to
a different little girl and I would not

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have known things for it. And
I know you feel about cliff cliffhangers,

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but the one at the end of
this episode, I think is actually a

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good one because it felt more like
a like a breaking bad Like I will

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tell you that episode five is easily
my favorite. Yes, for sure,

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easily that I think. That's why
I have the most notes on it.

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But like this this episode was really
a lot happens, but it was really

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good. Just that that cliffhanger ending
was good because it wasn't like the way

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the rest of them are exactly that's
alf yes, because it wasn't obvious that

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like it wasn't just so obvious the
way they were doing it the previous four.

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Also, it's like it's just like
basic dramatic irony. Yeah, of

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like, oh, Tally now knows
something that she shouldn't know. She's literally

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staring right at Luke and Emma,
who have no idea, and like,

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we don't know what's going to happen. Is this going to blow up their

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whole spot or is it's not something
that's going to be resolve immediately in the

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next episode. Yeah, it's it
again, it just feels less superficial.

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Yeah. So moving on to episode
six, rough ast some some quick credit

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info. So yeah, the episode
is titled Royally Flushed. It's directed by

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Phil Abraham, who'd'r directed the first
episode. It was written by Scott Sullivan

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and Lilian Wang, and Scott Sullivan
also wrote episode two and Lillian Wang,

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as I mentioned before, is listed
as the staff fighter on pretty much each

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episode. So Chris go for it. Cool. So we open episode six

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with Luke training Jay Barshell to fight
Alden, and Luke lets slip that he

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saw Emma kissing Alden. So when
Barshelle leaves sadly, Oscar comes to visit

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and Luke takes the opportunity to call
him a failure. Emma and Alden make

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out in the CIA breakroom, but
Emma cuts it off when the cheating gets

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a little too real. Luke wants
to take Emma to a ballgame to talk,

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but she wants to spend some extra
time making up with Barrishell. We

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get a briefing on the next mission, which requires Barry and Tina to infiltrate

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an underground poker game to get some
data off of the phone of Boro's right

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hand that TJAD and Max right or
TJ Max ad right in the middle of

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it. The briefing got me.
I was, yeah, like that was

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a decent line and I couldn't tell
like is that actual advertising or is that

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just But it just got me for
some reason. It was Rue complaining about

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the CIA funding the poker buy in
with why am I still shopping at TJ

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Max, and then all them being
like, because you like name prices it

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or name brands it, no name
prices, and then just trying to get

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a a fist pump. Yeah.
Uh. Tally joins Luke on his yacht

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to confront him about the kidnapping of
Kyle and the legitimacy of the fitness company,

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which he pretty definitely avoids by telling
her that Barry is a filthy,

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degenerate gambler, and she is so
convinced by this story that she decides to

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polish his dinghy. Uh. Later, I can't think of it. I

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can't think of a boat boning thing
besides polishing the dinghy, I mean,

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swap the poop deck but that's why
Girls is the way grew. Anyway,

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they go to the bone Zone and
it looks like a callback app like the

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post coitus scene looks like is definitely
a call back to Twins because they go

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past her who she's lying in bed, like the camera pans past her and

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it goes to Arnold, which I
knew was gonna happen because it's the same

405
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:15.240
exact shot from Twins where he's got
that big fucking grin on his face that

406
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:17.680
he had. I'm an idiot.
I didn't even catch that, But now

407
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:21.680
that you're saying it's exactly the shot
was, I mean, his face was

408
00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:27.079
amazing. Yeah. That happens a
couple more times in the next few episodes

409
00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:32.319
with obvious callbacks to old stuff or
I don't know anyway. Yeah, yeah,

410
00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:34.119
I am going to stop you right
here, though, Chris, you

411
00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:38.400
mentioned that they go into the house
of two actual degenda gamblers. They're not

412
00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:42.319
just because they like to gamble doesn't
mean they're degenerate. They're still doing well.

413
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:48.440
I'm not saying they're degenerate because they're
gamblers. They're degenerate for like smuggling

414
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:52.519
illegal animals and stuff. All right, check me well, maybe you should

415
00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:57.319
say degenerates that also gamble, that
also gambles. I'd like to gamble which

416
00:27:57.559 --> 00:28:03.480
go one in one because gambler,
it's hard degenerates, So I bar no,

417
00:28:03.319 --> 00:28:07.640
Joe, you don't gamble, you
have a system. Oh yeah,

418
00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:14.079
it's a game of skill the state
of California, so wait really yeah,

419
00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:18.559
that's why the way it's illegal.
No, that's why they're allowed, uh

420
00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:25.839
carthouses like in the state, not
on Native reservations because it's considered a game

421
00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:29.680
of skill. And even like the
blackjack and stuff there, you're not playing

422
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:33.559
against the house. You're playing against
I think it's called the corporation, which

423
00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:37.640
is basically one wow, which is
one player with a shitload of money.

424
00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:40.279
But in order to be that you
have to have like be able to cover

425
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:41.759
all the bets. So you're not
playing against the house. They just take

426
00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:45.960
a little bit out of each bet. Wow. Wait wait, so you're

427
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:49.359
not playing against the dealer. You
are playing against the dealer. Yes,

428
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:55.160
I mean you are, but the
dealer is not an employee of the casino.

429
00:28:55.519 --> 00:28:59.680
Wow. So dealer is a separate
person who just gets lots of money

430
00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:03.039
from the because you know, can
you like if you wanted to go in

431
00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:06.920
there and be that person. Can
you be that person or is it something

432
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:10.640
that they bring in? I believe
you can. I never really go over

433
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:17.160
that site that we call it dark
side, but yes, that is I

434
00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:19.440
believe that is possible. You just
have to have like a shitload of money

435
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:26.160
to cover everything, and the fact
that they take like a certain amount of

436
00:29:26.200 --> 00:29:32.079
the pot. It it's basically like
so, uh, these are random numbers

437
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:34.839
where they're about right. Like in
regular blackjack, the dealer is gonna win

438
00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:37.799
fifty two percent of the time.
The player is gonna win forty eight percent

439
00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:41.640
of the time right over time,
like the house is gonna win fifty percent

440
00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:45.279
of the time. However, if
the house takes two percent, the player

441
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.799
is going to lose forty eight percent
of the time. The guy who's playing

442
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:52.880
the dealer is going to win fifty
percent of the time and the house gets

443
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:57.160
two percent. So it doesn't necessarily
mean it's like a good thing to be

444
00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:02.880
the house because you know, well, your expected value is zero, so

445
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:07.240
you can sit there and be that
guy. But over you know, an

446
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:10.960
infinite amount of hands, you're not
gonna win or lose any money. Huh.

447
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:15.160
So I'm imagining that's how they do
it, because if not, then

448
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:21.440
everybody would just be the house.
Yeah, but yeah, so if I'm

449
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:23.799
wrong, I doubt it. But
if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But

450
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:30.200
that's why, all right? Anyway, Oh yeah, So they break into

451
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:34.359
the home of two gamblers to force
them to drop out of the poker game

452
00:30:34.920 --> 00:30:38.880
so that Barry and Tina can get
into the poker game. While they're on

453
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:44.920
that mission, Rue reveals some daddy
issues and yells at Emma for not appreciating

454
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.920
Luke, which causes enough of a
distraction that the gamblers kind of escape and

455
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:52.079
run to their panic room. There's
also like a fabric there was a Faberge

456
00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:56.119
egg in there, right, there
was a Faberge. I assume it's a

457
00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:59.720
fake Faberge egg because picks it up, and that's the door to the panic

458
00:30:59.799 --> 00:31:03.680
room. So Alden and Luke were
already in the panic room by accident.

459
00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:08.599
The gamblers run in there, and
then Rue and Emma also follow, so

460
00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:14.160
they pursue into the panic room,
but in the scuffle everyone gets trapped inside.

461
00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:19.319
With a limited supply of oxygen.
Cia HQ helps Tina and Barry by

462
00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:26.119
hacking into the auto shuffler and using
AI to like predict plays. I don't

463
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:27.680
understand exactly how they were doing that. I was gonna say, because my

464
00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:30.880
note says, how did wait,
how did I know they had a card

465
00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:34.240
shuffler thing that they had at the
CIA headquarters? But I'm like, how

466
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:37.400
did they get the card shuffle in
there? Again, I'm sure they explained

467
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:37.720
it, but I didn't want to
go back that. Look, no,

468
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:41.119
they were just saying they hacked into
the card shuffler that the game had.

469
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:45.119
Okay, it's not their card shuffler. Can you do that? Isn't it?

470
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:51.960
Just because it's an electronic device with
a camera, they said that they

471
00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:53.839
could hack into it, and that's
just like, Okay, I don't know

472
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:56.839
why there would be a camera in
there. Yeah, I have no idea

473
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.359
why you would have a camera in
it. But also, okay, so

474
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:05.880
how do they know everybody's hand?
I just realized this right now, because

475
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:08.279
if they can because there's a camera
in it, they can literally see the

476
00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:12.599
car they go by, and so
as they go out to the players,

477
00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:16.279
then they know exactly what God dealt. Okay. So they they're they hacked

478
00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:21.279
into the auto shuffler and they're using
AI to predict plays as they need the

479
00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:23.960
game to last long enough to get
all the data off of the target's phone

480
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:29.599
because because the guy that they're trying
to get the information from it sucks at

481
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:31.640
poker. Yeah, so I think
initially it's just to keep them in the

482
00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:37.759
game because they're not professional gamblers.
And then the dude makes this huge terrible

483
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:39.960
move on like the first hand,
and they're like, oh, this dude

484
00:32:40.039 --> 00:32:45.160
fucking sucks at poker. We better
She's she literally says like, from now

485
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:49.440
on, our goal is to help
him win. It's the best. Is

486
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:52.599
how a company he is with it
too, And yeah, I'm assuming those

487
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.400
are they're players like that Joe that
are just that bad. They're just that

488
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:58.720
bad. And there you're they're like
all in and you're like, oh,

489
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:01.319
I mean they say later in the
episode, like the only reason we invite

490
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:06.000
you to this thing is to lose, like because because you'll feed us money,

491
00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:09.720
all right. So, trapped in
the panic room, tensions between the

492
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:15.480
team members begin to flare, with
Rue already met at Emma and mad at

493
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:19.440
Alden for hooking up with Emma,
Luke mad at Emma and Alden for the

494
00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:23.680
affair Emma mad At Luke for telling
j bearshell about the kiss, and Alden

495
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:27.799
mad at Emma and Luke for acting
like he's not good enough for Emma.

496
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:32.519
I like the so I have written
down. I think it's when Emma doesn't

497
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:37.160
know her name, like what her
actual full name is, which is weird

498
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:43.319
again because you're gonna go with Ruth
for anyway. But she says, I

499
00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:45.640
thought your name was or Rue because
you drive a super And she's like,

500
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.559
I drive a Super Roue because I'm
gay. I'm like, I don't know

501
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:52.799
gay people like super Yeah, that
was my favorite. Oh yeah, I

502
00:33:52.799 --> 00:34:00.000
think that's a popular lesbian And also, if you live in the Pacific Northwest,

503
00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:05.359
you drive Subaru. But if you're
a gay woman in the Pacific Northwest,

504
00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:10.840
there's about a ninety eight chance if
you own a SUPERU dealership it's a

505
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:21.159
fucking Subaru Forester. Yeah yeah,
let's see. Boro shows up unexpectedly to

506
00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:27.880
the game and receives some possible intel
from a Russian contact inside the CIA about

507
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:32.920
Luke and Emma's identities. So Tina
makes some drinks and poisons Boros, but

508
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:40.039
he doesn't drink it. Luke uses
Oscars app his little grocery store Barcode scanning

509
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:45.119
app to help Ru overclock the computer
and eventually open the door, which they're

510
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:50.360
doing because they're trying to simulate Y
two K. Correct. Yes, so

511
00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:55.000
basically what basically the panic room has
a super old computer in it, which

512
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.400
means that it probably was not protected
from the Y two K thing because it

513
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:02.639
hasn't been turned on since like the
eighties. Uh So, Rue figures out

514
00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:07.519
that if she can just overclock the
thing and push the date forward, it'll

515
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:09.599
eventually hit the year two thousand,
reset itself, and the door should open.

516
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:14.199
Gotcha. Okay, so they need
to use Oscar's app because they need

517
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:17.920
to know what kind of process process
or the computer has so that Rue does

518
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:22.360
not overclock it too hard and burn
it out. Yeah, I get overclock

519
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:30.760
it too hard. I've overclocked stuff. I don't think it works like that.

520
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:34.480
Could you? Did you overclock it
too hard? I feel like that's

521
00:35:34.519 --> 00:35:37.760
coming to really like overclock and too
hard. No, that's a good one.

522
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:39.519
That is a good one. She's
like, baby, you overclocked a

523
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:45.639
little too hard. That would break
the CPU. You're breaking the CPU.

524
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:52.039
Wait, that doesn't sound right,
that's like hard fucking anyway, you overclock

525
00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:53.599
it too hard. I was gonna
ask you about this because I was curious,

526
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:58.519
but I didn't want to anyway.
Continue. Oh no, Basically,

527
00:35:59.159 --> 00:36:04.679
the idea of over clocking is the
manufacturer of the CPU sets a like max

528
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.800
speed for it, and then you're
able to kind of quote unquote hack into

529
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:15.199
it and increase the CPU like the
like the processing power, the the the

530
00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:22.320
read and write speed. So you
know, if it's like hey, random

531
00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:25.159
numbers, Hey this reads like one
megabyte per second, and they're like,

532
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:29.199
nah, fuck that, I'm gonna
make it read one point five megabytes per

533
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:30.679
second, it's like, oh,
it was made for this, but okay,

534
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:34.519
and then it gets really hot and
you have to have proper cooling check.

535
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:40.599
It's kind of an old thing for
like when for gaming and like when,

536
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:45.199
uh, CPUs were not like super
great. So if you get like

537
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:49.719
the latest, then you were able
to like overclock in get like more performance

538
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.039
out of your CPU. You just
had at a CPU cooler like well,

539
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:54.599
I mean all CPUs have a cooler, but like a hardcore one or even

540
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:59.559
like water cool or something. So
you can't do that yet. You can't

541
00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:01.559
do that to new computers. No, you can. It's just kind of

542
00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:07.159
like not overkill necessary. Yeah,
overkill is a good way to put it,

543
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:13.159
but I don't think that would speed
up the uh the time on it.

544
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:17.639
But I don't know computers from the
eighties and who knows, or it's

545
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:22.400
just a fun TV thing. Yeah, so it seems like Y two K

546
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:28.239
that was fun, right, yep, that'ld panic. Yeah, Well,

547
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:31.119
you know why it didn't happen because
like a bunch of motherfuckers went in there

548
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:36.039
and like fixed the shitload of shit, exactly the same thing with like yeah,

549
00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.280
it's the same thing with like and
we're just like, oh, you

550
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:42.719
know, yeah, claimate change whatever. Like what about the Ozo Layer?

551
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:44.880
Remember that was a big deal.
It's like, yeah, because we went

552
00:37:44.920 --> 00:37:46.079
in and did a bunch of shit
about it, and now, like the

553
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:49.880
hole in the Ozo Layer is that
bad? Same thing with fucking Y two

554
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:52.079
K. The reason it wasn't a
thing is because people went in and fixed

555
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:55.360
it. So Arnold says that in
the episode, yeah, because all of

556
00:37:55.360 --> 00:37:58.599
them brings that up. He says
like, yeah, but the Y two

557
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:01.360
K didn't end up doing anything,
And Arnold's like, yeah, because we

558
00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:07.159
fixed the computers and like rewrote the
code and ship they say I think it's

559
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:12.960
a conspiracy. That's a government trying
to control you. It's turning out there.

560
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:23.400
I'm just kidding. It's also vaccines
are fake that I'm definitely kidding about.

561
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:29.679
Okay, yeah, so they they
she overclocks the computer and it will

562
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:34.239
eventually open the door. Uh So, Barry and Tina barely make it to

563
00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:37.599
the end of the game, but
do manage to get the needed files so

564
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:42.119
that they can track Boro back at
home, we find out that Luke got

565
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:45.119
his competitors locked up to shut them
up. The fact that he the fact

566
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:47.559
that he got the guys locked up, It's like, man, those guys

567
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:51.760
are probably going to prison now,
like, yeah, that's hilarious. Which

568
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:54.199
I'm like, She's like, holy
shit that those two dudes are like that.

569
00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:59.599
I don't know, I just like
I want they need to do a

570
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:02.440
show about those guys. They're like
threatening to go to the Chamber of Commerce

571
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:06.880
about I'm like, shut the fuck, Like I could not I could not

572
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:09.199
care less what happens to I know. It was just like I don't know.

573
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:14.719
Yeah, but they had a sweet
name for their yea, what was

574
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:19.119
it. It was twin twinning formula, Oh, twinning formula. Is it

575
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.840
twins because they're twins? Yeah,
yes, yeah, I guess that's another

576
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:27.440
reference because they don't look like Then
we see Luke go and apologize to Oscar

577
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:30.519
as well as invest in his app, because why would you parent when you

578
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:32.639
can write a check? That was
another thing. Okay, so he has

579
00:39:32.719 --> 00:39:36.599
like a three sixty turn with his
son and he decides to do that.

580
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.719
But on top of that, I'm
pretty sure that app that he was using

581
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:45.440
probably wouldn't have worked if there's no
cell phone fucking service in the even if

582
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:51.119
they're a bunker that's a fucking computer
processor from a nineteen eighties computer. There's

583
00:39:51.159 --> 00:39:54.519
no fucking way that Oscar built his
app to recognize that shit you don't know

584
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:59.880
him. It's possible, No,
I mean it could be possible, like

585
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:02.480
if there's just a barcode database out
there. I don't know if that exists.

586
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:06.400
And then it's a bunch of no
because you can use the same no,

587
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:12.119
because every grocery store has to fucking
program the barcode from merchandise into their

588
00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:15.480
own system. It's the same barcode
across every store you go to, but

589
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:19.360
they all program it differently into their
system. Yeah, but that's for their

590
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:22.639
system if you like went and scanned, like if you had a if you

591
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.880
had a database. Yeah, So
what I'm saying is, why would there

592
00:40:24.960 --> 00:40:30.159
be a barcode database if that's how
we use barcodes Because if you if there's

593
00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:32.119
a like you get a box of
cheese, it's right, it's got a

594
00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:36.599
barcode on it. So if there's
a big barcode database and you scan that

595
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:40.400
it says chee it's. Now you
take that chee it's and then you relate

596
00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:45.880
it in your pricing database and you
put cheese it's three seventy nine. So

597
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:51.840
you're connecting the giant barcode database to
something else, and I'm sure it exists

598
00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:58.599
because then we'd have h redundant barcodes. So there's got to be barcodes individually.

599
00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:01.400
Now with the app download all those
barcodes. Probably not because I would

600
00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:07.920
take up like half your fucking phone, like just all that. But yeah,

601
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:12.000
I think that would make sense.
If he had service and access to

602
00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:15.199
that general barcode database, Yeah,
he'd be able to pull that in.

603
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:20.000
Maybe. I'm pretty sure there are
redundant barcodes, but yeah, I don't

604
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:22.519
know. Man. I like how
how Chris worked in a grocery store and

605
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:27.320
then Joe did all that the like
computer stuff for the grocery store. So

606
00:41:27.400 --> 00:41:30.400
like, we're just applying shit to
this episode that we like business stuff that

607
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:34.280
we do. If we can apply
some sort of like, hey, that

608
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:37.239
guy didn't serve that person right or
by the way that happened in this episode.

609
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:40.880
Because the fucking guy that the butler
or whatever brought the drinks in and

610
00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:44.760
he was holding him by the rim, that's fucking gross, dude. Okay,

611
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:47.119
so I'm in here now. That
is fucking disgusting because he hands him

612
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:51.119
to him. I'm like, what
the fuck is that. I know you

613
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:53.039
have gloves on. I know you
have gloves on, but I don't know

614
00:41:53.079 --> 00:41:57.119
what else you were touching with those
fucking gloves. No. On top of

615
00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:00.519
that, these are not a good
interpretation of rich people because they are way

616
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:04.039
too like I'm gonna go make a
drink for someone, No, bitch,

617
00:42:04.039 --> 00:42:07.039
you're gonna ask. You're gonna ask
the butler. You're like, hey,

618
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:08.400
you need to get Jeeves. His
name is, I don't give a fuck

619
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:13.400
what his name is. Would have
caught her immediately, but she offered to

620
00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:15.400
make drinks for the party. It's
like no, but yes, sorry,

621
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:17.679
I was just trying to bring it
back around because I hadn't talked for a

622
00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:22.159
few minutes or or a minute.
But also who who still plays five card

623
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:23.840
draw? Oh? That was another
that was a question that okay, that

624
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:27.079
was a question that I had.
I was a poked question that I was

625
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:31.280
going to ask you. That's just
like old like regular like this is stupid,

626
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:35.519
but like cowboy poker, right like
yeah, well that's the poker that

627
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:39.920
was in everything until like until the
mid nineties or something. Yeah, so

628
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:46.079
yeah, just like especially with how
often those hands are coming up, someone's

629
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:52.480
obviously cheating correct mm hmmm, well
yeah, I mean they're like they're like,

630
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:54.760
I'll stay pat. Oh I have
you know, a pair of twos.

631
00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:57.800
It's like, you have the pair
of twos, why don't you draw

632
00:42:57.840 --> 00:43:00.239
three cards? Like there's a way
to write that scene that makes sense to

633
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:05.800
help him win, you know,
like to bet and then he'll raise and

634
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:07.920
then fold and everything. But the
fact that they're sitting there, I don't

635
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:12.480
know why anybody else didn't become suspicious
of this, but they're like, oh,

636
00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:15.159
I'll stay pat with my pair of
twos. It's like, oh,

637
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:19.280
you got three jacks beat me again. Dude, that's like huge collusion,

638
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:23.559
Like they could have just not taking
cards, and it's like, holy shit,

639
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:27.920
wouldn't you get suspicious if they were
just never taking cards. Well,

640
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:30.800
if you don't take a card,
then you got like a monster hand at

641
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:35.639
least like a full house, because
you know, you canna have three of

642
00:43:35.639 --> 00:43:37.599
a kind. You're taking two cards. You could have uh, you know,

643
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:40.400
two pair, you're taking one card. You have a flush draw.

644
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:47.119
So you either got like a flush
straight or well anything better straight or better.

645
00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:50.239
Then you're not gonna take any fucking
cards. You can have four of

646
00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:53.440
a kind and you still take a
fucking card because that's just good. Yeah.

647
00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:59.639
You just want to have you ever
played that version of poker in like

648
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:02.400
a like for like in a casino
or something like that. No, they

649
00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:05.960
don't. They don't have that.
That's okay, that's all cudd figure.

650
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:08.320
I mean, I'm just curious because
it's such an old game. Maybe they're

651
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:12.599
like playing it because they I think
the oldest reference they had in there was

652
00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:17.000
what like Napoleon or something like that
was playing Oh yeah, yeah, okay,

653
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:20.639
which maybe that's the reason. Yeah, yeah, it's like an old

654
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:22.400
game. But On top of that, I was also thinking when I was

655
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:28.199
watching this Man, that host just
he's like because the players are doing stuff

656
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:30.360
to where I'm like, I feel
like any like if they were at a

657
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:31.559
casino or anything like that, they'd
be like, please don't do that,

658
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:35.639
Please don't do that. Stop doing
that. The host is like whatever,

659
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:38.480
unless you like, uh throw up
or like if he has to clean,

660
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:42.239
He's like, oh, now he
has to. I don't know, there

661
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:45.000
wasn't I didn't write it down,
but there was a couple of dude like

662
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:47.440
that would have to be not just
the dealer but also like act as the

663
00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:51.280
pit boss for the table, Like
you know what I mean? Bus is

664
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:57.079
the dealer though, yeah, maybe
you just like a he's like a really

665
00:44:57.079 --> 00:45:01.400
successful independent comedy show. So he
just wants to be he wants to be

666
00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:07.920
involved in every aspect. He's like
the James Cameron of independent independent uh poker

667
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:09.760
game, so he's like, he's
like, I want to be involved in

668
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:15.639
every aspect. He's like, you
know, subtenly setting himself up as James

669
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:20.880
ca very nice. Also for poker, it's not the pit boss. It

670
00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:27.519
is the floor man or the floor
where's the pit boss? That's like you

671
00:45:27.559 --> 00:45:32.400
know, like table games like Blackjack
and so is so poker is not a

672
00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:36.679
table game. I mean it's game
you play on the table, but it's

673
00:45:36.679 --> 00:45:42.119
not like a quote unquote table game. I guess it's like blackjack and pikew

674
00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:46.159
what a big So would a big
casino have a pit boss and like a

675
00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:52.199
poker guy a floor Well, usually
like you'll have like a pit boss would

676
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:57.760
be the guy who's like in the
little ring of tables, you know,

677
00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:00.599
yeah, changing two hundred and then
the fore man, the fore man,

678
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:02.800
you go up and you're like,
hey, I want to get on the

679
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:06.280
board for three five, and he's
like, all right, what's your name?

680
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:08.440
And then he bounces the table and
everything. And when there needs to

681
00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:13.639
be a ruling or something, they'll
call the floor over and that's that's the

682
00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:15.119
floor person. I guess you wouldn't
need one. But is there a guy

683
00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:20.519
that watches like the slots or whatever
or like the electronic games? No?

684
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:31.320
No, interesting, right, nobody's
watching the slot and yeah, well someone's

685
00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:37.920
watching it from yeah yeah camera.
But yeah, there's nobody like running the

686
00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:42.679
show for SATs. They run themselves. So yeah, he apologizes to his

687
00:46:43.639 --> 00:46:46.320
you know, disappointment with his son. Let's see. The last thing we

688
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:51.360
see is Rue and Luke having a
nice moment together as they head off to

689
00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:54.559
that ballgame. And I just want
to say, it's it's really nice that

690
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:59.400
this episode doesn't end on a superficial
bullshit clip. That's what my note says.

691
00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:02.559
WHOA no clarer? Wow? I
And it's not only is it not

692
00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:07.599
a cliffhanger, it's a nice character
moment. Even though I think Ru's daddy

693
00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:10.400
issues kind of they didn't come out
of nowhere, but I don't think they

694
00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:15.320
were set up super well before this
episode. I do think it's like a

695
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:17.679
nice character Yeah. Well, I
think she just, you know, it's

696
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:22.599
not something she talked about or you
know, tries not to think about too

697
00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:27.320
much. But then like panicking in
the panic room, which is the opposite

698
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:30.280
of which is meeting. I don't
know, I don't room work. I

699
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:35.199
only saw the movie, and that
lady was panicking the whole time. Yeah,

700
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:38.199
yeah, you're in the room,
Jody Foster or whoever it was,

701
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:43.920
yeah, Jo faster, Yeah.
And then that all started to bubble up,

702
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:49.760
and then you know she uh loose
lips type situations. That sounds like

703
00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:55.159
a character from Dick, Tracy Loose, lips manless? Is that really?

704
00:47:57.400 --> 00:48:01.800
I'm pretty sure, Yeah, lips
manless. That's fucking isn't that the Warren

705
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:06.679
baby Win? No? Yeah,
I think that's Pacina. Uh oh,

706
00:48:06.760 --> 00:48:09.360
is that like the main guy?
Like Bechina plays the main dude? Yeah?

707
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:12.960
I think that slips me in.
Okay, anyway, he has fucking

708
00:48:13.719 --> 00:48:16.920
that's the end of that episode.
Okay, Off to episodes. Off to

709
00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:23.960
episode seven. Okay, so episode
seven titled Urine luck but the word urine.

710
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:30.559
It's the word urine as like I
mean, like, uh, I'm

711
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:35.079
holding my wiener shut because I have
to urin eate like that like urine.

712
00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:39.280
So anyway, the episode was written
mad Higgs, who wrote episode three,

713
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:45.320
and Michael Gutierrez, who's one of
the show's staff writers. It was directed

714
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:49.760
by STEVENS. Surgic. Sorry if
I pronounced that wrong, but anyway,

715
00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:53.880
who's listed as a director on a
bunch of Netflix shows, including pretty much

716
00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:57.880
every Marvel show they produced, as
well as The Witcher and The Umbrella and

717
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:04.679
Academy. So anyway, interesting,
go ahead. Cool. So we start

718
00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:09.159
off episode seven by watching Luke and
Tally sweat into the oldies with Tally deciding

719
00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:15.079
afterward that she's going to break it
off with Donnie. At HQ, Alden

720
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:20.280
tries to convince Emma to give him
a real shot like relationship wise, as

721
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:23.880
Barry asks Luke for sex advice because
he thinks it's going to happen between him

722
00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:30.239
and Tina soon. We also see
Emma getting guilted by Oscar's wife when she

723
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:36.679
finds out that they're like, she's
cheating basically. Okay, So when Barry's

724
00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:42.599
asking for advice from Luke, we
find out that Barry he's had sex with

725
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:47.079
one person and it was his cousin's
cousin. Yeah, so real quick,

726
00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:52.559
how far removed is someone need to
be before it's cool to sleep with someone?

727
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:55.960
Because I've had this discussion before because
cousin, cousin's cousin works for me,

728
00:49:57.039 --> 00:50:00.280
especially if they're hot. Like it's
not technically related, Joe, Yeah,

729
00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:04.840
yeah, blood related. Why why
are you asking me? Because I

730
00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:07.119
know I'm like, I feel like
my brother's gonna be a little more conservative

731
00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:09.239
about it, but I'm like,
Joe, Joe will just bang whatever.

732
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:14.119
Come on, okay, me bang
my wife? No? No, no,

733
00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:15.960
no, I mean like like because
I grew up with you I met

734
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:22.039
you were disgusting when you were single. Okay, that's a whole different story.

735
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:23.199
I grew up with you, and
I knew how like, uh,

736
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:28.719
you were just as desperate as I
was to you like dirty, to touch

737
00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:30.440
it. You were just as desperate
as I was to touch whatever. We'll

738
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:35.559
let you touch it. So yeah, I mean, I your mom a

739
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:43.000
lot. There you go. Look
at that your mom yours mom? Guyss

740
00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:45.960
mom. I don't know. I
wouldn't say your mom's because I'm a civilian

741
00:50:47.719 --> 00:50:53.039
AnyWho. Uh, I think it
would be weird, but I wouldn't say

742
00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:57.920
that would be like a no deal. I wouldn't want everybody to know,

743
00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:04.519
I know, like your cousins cousin
but like, uh you know that's yeah,

744
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:08.280
okay, yeah, maybe not like
datum or I don't know, do

745
00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:12.679
whatever the fuck you want. But
you can have a cousin by marriage,

746
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:16.480
like you know what I mean,
You can have a first I don't know

747
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:20.840
if it's considered a first cousin at
that point, but you could have a

748
00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:22.840
cousin by marriage who you're just not
related to it all. Okay, So

749
00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:30.119
Aaron's Aaron has a cousin. Okay, that's not your cousin, Chris,

750
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:34.639
Yes, uh, you have different
dads. Sorry to spoil that for everybody.

751
00:51:34.679 --> 00:51:38.320
Sure, would you smash Aaron's cousin
that's not your cousin. No,

752
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:43.880
because I'm completely faithful to my only
girlfriend. Would you do that if she

753
00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:47.519
died? No, because I'm scared
of ladies. Okay, no, no,

754
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:51.119
no, no, Yeah, I
like, I think it would be

755
00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:54.440
a weird conversation to have with Aaron. I don't care that I did that,

756
00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:59.760
But which are like the dead one
or your brother? I mean,

757
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:02.760
remember, I'm I'm detached from people, so I don't I don't give a

758
00:52:02.800 --> 00:52:07.039
shit. But yes, well,
either way, I think it would still

759
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.599
be weird. But like, morally, no, I don't think there's anything

760
00:52:09.639 --> 00:52:14.320
wrong with it. Okay, so
let's go or even like genetically, there's

761
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:20.719
technically nothing wrong. Let's go a
little closer than so let's say it's my

762
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:24.760
line is if I'm blood related in
any way that I can discern. Okay,

763
00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:31.599
So if let's say that it was
our first cousins, their their cousins,

764
00:52:31.639 --> 00:52:35.840
but on their mom's side, doesn't
doesn't count. You're good, then

765
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:38.599
right, that's a little closer.
That's the same as your cousin. Yeah

766
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:42.679
okay, yeah, that's what Barry
did. Okay, yeah, that's what

767
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.119
very did. I think morally,
there's nothing wrong. It's just it's an

768
00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:49.880
easy thing to make fun of you
for when you say cousin's cousin. Okay,

769
00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:52.000
so okay, I got that written
down, and then I also have

770
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:55.719
written ou how about steps step sibling. He's got a flow chart of little

771
00:52:57.719 --> 00:53:01.840
step sibling. I mean there's plenty
of horned is. That's exactly That's what

772
00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:05.119
I was like, I get yeah, okay, okay, But I think

773
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:08.039
what makes it weird is when you've
like grown up with the person. Yes,

774
00:53:08.400 --> 00:53:12.400
how far back they go? Yeah, exactly. If you're like twenty

775
00:53:12.440 --> 00:53:15.920
eight and then your mom and your
parents get married, yeah okay dude,

776
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:21.480
and you know you're just step sissors, that still you weird. But you

777
00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:23.519
know, I don't know. I
mean, it wouldn't be weird. The

778
00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:27.480
key is to beat them to it
so that they have to feel weird,

779
00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:31.440
your parents have to feel weird about
it. Yeah that's true. Nice okay,

780
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:35.480
okay, okay, I was just
curious, like I've talked about with

781
00:53:35.559 --> 00:53:37.920
this, uh with some there was
someone that used to work with it.

782
00:53:37.000 --> 00:53:39.400
I talked to about this, and
he's like, no, no, that's

783
00:53:39.440 --> 00:53:42.880
weird. I'm like, oh,
it's not that weird. Plus like him

784
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:45.360
on if she's coming on you when
she's hot, you're like, fucking,

785
00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:50.280
let's just grand standing, which was
weird because him and I was like,

786
00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:52.960
come on, dude, like,
don't don't be Uh you're being weird right

787
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:59.679
now, Okay, just fuck your
cousin, Jesus cousins, cousin's cousin whatever.

788
00:54:00.679 --> 00:54:02.400
Thank you know. It's not like
you can have a kid, a

789
00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:07.840
deformed hunchback of notre dame looking kid. Yeah, no, flipp for kids,

790
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:10.880
it's funny, yeah, exactly.
All right. So this is the

791
00:54:10.920 --> 00:54:16.719
first time for this podcast. Usual
we get into some weird a lot of

792
00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:24.360
dick sex jokes and drug talk and
everything. But I talked about fucking cousin's

793
00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:29.679
cousin. There are some quote unquote
incests. I mean, I've been wanting

794
00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:32.719
to, but I didn't know how
to bring it out. And you can

795
00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:39.599
always count on Arnold to breach these
subjects gracefully. All right, So,

796
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:45.400
uh, next week, get a
briefing scene to find out that the CIA

797
00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:51.199
is ordering Boro to be killed,
which Luke is uncomfortable with, and Boro's

798
00:54:51.199 --> 00:54:57.199
location is a shuttered nuclear reactor in
a non friendly I believe it's a made

799
00:54:57.280 --> 00:54:59.360
up country. Am I wrong?
I think so? I didn't look it

800
00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:04.960
up. Is that what it's called? Yeah? Also, Alvin uh asks

801
00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:08.719
how they're going to get into Sardovia
because it's pretty much locked down, and

802
00:55:08.840 --> 00:55:13.320
his comment with you can't just get
in there, like it's bear's cousin's pants.

803
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:15.599
That was That was the one where, yeah, that's that's the joke

804
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:19.760
where U won't give him the fist
book because she's so mad at him.

805
00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:23.159
But that was a good joke.
Sardovia, Sokovia, that's all the same.

806
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:25.760
Yeah. Yeah, so it's a
it's a non friendly, made up

807
00:55:25.800 --> 00:55:30.079
country in the Eastern Bloc. Okay, they should have used the one that

808
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:32.400
it's in, Uh, it's in
Commando and it's in Uh, it's in

809
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:37.800
one of his other movies too,
But it's like it's it's where Donna Dan

810
00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:45.599
Dan Dan Hide is from and like
val Valverdever Yeah, South America. Yeah,

811
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:49.880
which, okay, so never mind, I'm not going to ask you

812
00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:52.760
some of the I know the other
one is real, the one that borrows

813
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:54.760
from I was like, wait a
second, because then I thought about Yeah,

814
00:55:54.920 --> 00:55:57.320
I thought about where he's from.
I was like, wait, so

815
00:55:57.320 --> 00:56:00.239
it is where borrows from? True
to and then or really to, and

816
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:00.840
then I thought about where he's from. I was like, near mind.

817
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:07.960
Let's see Luke gets some one on
one therapy to get over his pesky compassion

818
00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:12.840
for Borow, Barry has sex.
We see Ja Barshell dump Emma for cheating

819
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:15.559
on him. We go back to
another briefing to lay out the plan for

820
00:56:15.599 --> 00:56:22.840
attacking Boro, which is to fly
into the country in caskets despite the protests

821
00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:28.320
of a claustrophobic rue, and then
to meet up with an old contact who

822
00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:31.440
will help the team infiltrate the reactor
site on the plane. Right over,

823
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:36.079
Luke and Emma argue over whose fault
it is that she cheated on her fiance,

824
00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:39.519
and she calls him out on being
a hypocrite and lying to Tally exactly

825
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:45.039
like he used to, which Luke
really takes to heart so hard that he

826
00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:49.039
calls and like breaks it off with
Tally, basically telling her that she's better

827
00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:52.840
off with Donnie. Yeah, because
they set up a date night. Yeah,

828
00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:54.920
they set up like a serious date
night and Tally is gonna like break

829
00:56:54.960 --> 00:57:00.800
it off with Donnie, but then
he dumps her again, so she Yeah.

830
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:05.960
After the team lands and exits their
coffin, we find out Ru took

831
00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:09.800
too much Xanax and is super high. Barry finds out Tina is going to

832
00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:14.199
be reassigned when the Borough mission is
over, so he sets out on a

833
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:17.559
series of very stupid quests to get
the transfer stopped instead of helping with the

834
00:57:17.559 --> 00:57:21.679
mission. Yep, which I will
not be referring to that again. Okay

835
00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:25.639
unless you want to talk. No, No, it's stupid. Yes.

836
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:30.119
While on the road, the team
is betrayed and attacked by their content.

837
00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:36.199
Yeah, attacked by their contact,
getting Alden shot in the firefight, and

838
00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:39.199
Rue blows up their ride and all
their gear because she's high and holding a

839
00:57:39.280 --> 00:57:44.280
rocket launcher. That's actually a scene
from the trailer. We see Boro kill

840
00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:46.880
the nuclear scientist after he gets what
he wants out of him. We get

841
00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:52.639
a nice funny scene between j Barroshell
and Tally commiserating over breaking up with their

842
00:57:52.679 --> 00:57:57.880
respective spies, and I like the
scene. I think it's well acted with

843
00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:01.400
like two of the people who can
be funny, but their characters are not.

844
00:58:01.559 --> 00:58:07.880
Inherently like quippie or like humorous like
everybody else's. And so I thought

845
00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:12.639
this was a really nice scene.
Yeah that's all. He has ever seen

846
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:15.719
The show Man Seeking Woman. I've
seen an episode. No, I really

847
00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:21.320
wanted to watch it. But yeah, it's got Jay Barchelle and Eric Andre

848
00:58:21.599 --> 00:58:28.360
and it's like absurdist, I guess. Yeah, it's like surreal, right,

849
00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:30.760
surreal. There we go. It's
based on a like a book of

850
00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:34.639
short stories by Simon Rich You know
that is yeah, yeah, yeah,

851
00:58:34.679 --> 00:58:37.000
yeah, it's it's he he's the
one that that wrote the book that's based

852
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.599
on I didn't, and but that
shows good. You should read it.

853
00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:46.639
His his I I read a new
teeth on like through the library app and

854
00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:52.360
that that one's that one's really good
too. Oh he also he also Miracle

855
00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:58.800
Workers. He yeah, with Helen
Keller and the check that tot Helen Keller

856
00:58:58.800 --> 00:59:02.039
stuff. Yeah, Dania Ratcliffe,
Yes, that's oh yeah, I thought

857
00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:07.840
you were referring to Daniel Radcliffe as
Helen Keller. Thought. Took a second

858
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:14.039
and it's like that's a weird insult
now Miracle Works, but it is,

859
00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:17.960
yeah, it's it's it's something about
Helen Keller. Helping Killer like, well,

860
00:59:19.039 --> 00:59:22.280
I mean the chick that trained her
and we learned this all in school

861
00:59:22.280 --> 00:59:24.679
and I can't remember her name and
I'm sorry, lady, but I mean

862
00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:28.280
in my head it's Florence Nightingale,
even though I know that's not who it

863
00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:34.559
is, and that is from Florence
and the machine. Correct, Yes,

864
00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:37.639
exactly how you call her a trainer
like you got to train Helen Keller.

865
00:59:37.719 --> 00:59:42.079
It was Helen Killer's trainer, Yeah, her blindness trainer. And I could

866
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:45.559
probably put in trainer. It does
it will come up if I put Helen

867
00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:51.519
Killer and Sullivan and Sullivan and so
all right, yeah, Ellen, Helen

868
00:59:51.599 --> 00:59:57.199
Keller's trainer was An Sullivan. Good
girl, good girl. Who's the girl?

869
00:59:57.280 --> 01:00:00.400
She's like that? Like their dad's
like, I'm just picturing an Sullivan

870
01:00:00.519 --> 01:00:09.559
is Mickey from Rocky It's over.
Yeah, speaking of Danny right, sorry,

871
01:00:12.079 --> 01:00:16.440
speaking of Daniel Radcliffe and Helen Keller. Uh quote weird, Al You're

872
01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:27.000
about as useless as JPEGs to Helen
Keller. Okay, sorry for this side

873
01:00:27.039 --> 01:00:32.039
track. No, Yes, Simon
Rich is good. He used to write

874
01:00:32.039 --> 01:00:37.400
for SENTN Night Live. Very very
good writer. Check out check out a

875
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:39.719
New Teeth. It's funny. There's
a he writes like as a bunch of

876
01:00:39.719 --> 01:00:45.480
short stories, but one of them
he writes a noir style detective story,

877
01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:51.559
but it's about two infants that are
trying to figure out something on an infant

878
01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:55.199
and his baby sister. He's like
trying to find her stall I can't remember,

879
01:00:55.400 --> 01:00:59.320
but like it's it's like are there
no there? Yeah, Yeah,

880
01:00:59.360 --> 01:01:01.920
the parents went out for a night
out and they're being babysat by the grandma

881
01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:05.679
and they're like trying to figure out
what happened to their mom. Yeah,

882
01:01:05.880 --> 01:01:09.039
so it's like Rugrats basically, yeah, but kind of like it's like like

883
01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:14.679
nineteen twenty but like it's like a
pulp pulp a detective novel. And then

884
01:01:14.719 --> 01:01:19.960
there's one where it's, uh,
he's writing as a pirate. Did you

885
01:01:20.000 --> 01:01:22.440
read that book? I really like
that one. Are you read that?

886
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:24.400
I'm I'm most of the way through
it. I think that I haven't finished

887
01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:29.199
the last he he's writing as a
pirate, but it's all like like our

888
01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:31.880
MATI like our but it's he's like
having a fight with his first mate,

889
01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:35.280
like it's a captain. He's having
a fight with his first third and like

890
01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:37.840
a fight about a kid that they
find, they adopt a child, and

891
01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:43.480
then the it's it's like they're a
gay couple with a child trying to raise

892
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:46.880
the child. But it's all written
as a pirate. It's just so funny.

893
01:01:46.960 --> 01:01:52.079
It's hilarious. It's just the way
he's writing. And I don't know,

894
01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:57.239
it's it's it's it's the same sort
of uh, what you not obscure?

895
01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:00.280
Surreal? Yeah, yeah, absurd
like it's yeah, anyway, okay,

896
01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:04.960
go ahead, would say his name
one more time, Simon Rich All

897
01:02:05.079 --> 01:02:08.760
right, So the team makes their
way through a drainage system to get into

898
01:02:08.800 --> 01:02:13.599
the reactor, now with a ticking
clock. As Alden seems to be dying

899
01:02:13.639 --> 01:02:17.039
from his bullet wound, and Luke
tells Emma to stop being such a girly

900
01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:21.760
man and own up to her mistakes. Luke and Emma head into the reactor

901
01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:25.719
facility as Rue takes care of Alden, but not before Alden can really rub

902
01:02:25.760 --> 01:02:32.480
some salt in Emma's breakup wound.
Yeah that was great that so last episode.

903
01:02:32.519 --> 01:02:35.800
I kept saying, like, I
really hope this show surprises me,

904
01:02:35.880 --> 01:02:37.239
and there are a couple of ways
in which it actually surprised me. Was

905
01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:40.559
and I'm pretty happy about my note
right there was I didn't see that coming,

906
01:02:40.639 --> 01:02:45.599
But yeah, I guess that Alden
actually has some enough self respect to

907
01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:50.440
reject her. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm surprised that they kept it going through

908
01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:52.239
the rest of because I figured by
the end of it they would have got

909
01:02:52.239 --> 01:02:58.000
them together again. But yep,
yeah, but yeah, I'm happy about

910
01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:00.960
that. Let's see Alden take a
turn for the worse, meaning that Rue

911
01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:07.519
has to perform some minor surgery to
unclapse his lung. To uncollapse his lung,

912
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:13.559
Luke finds Boro, but hesitates and
gets tackled by the poker player from

913
01:03:13.639 --> 01:03:19.159
last episode. As Emma pursues and
confronts the escaping Boro, Luke beats the

914
01:03:19.199 --> 01:03:23.000
gambler by throwing a grenade into a
room with lots of other explosives, causing

915
01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:29.360
a partial collapse of the facility and
trapping Emma with Borow separated from Luke.

916
01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:32.639
On top of that, the fires
caused by the explosion will eventually reach the

917
01:03:32.719 --> 01:03:37.719
nukes and set them off. And
that's where that episode ends. So on

918
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:40.800
episode eight titled That's It and That's
All. It was directed by the same

919
01:03:40.800 --> 01:03:46.920
director as the last episode, Stevens
sergic and written by series creator Nick Santora,

920
01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:52.519
who also wrote the series premiere.
So yeah, go ahead, Chris,

921
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:58.000
So, Emma and an injured Boro
fight a little and then come to

922
01:03:58.039 --> 01:04:02.199
a truce to escape the nuke.
Ru continues her surgery as Luke tries to

923
01:04:02.199 --> 01:04:06.679
find Emma with a fifteen minute timer
till the nuke is going to go off.

924
01:04:08.280 --> 01:04:12.280
So Boro bitches at Emma about how
Luke ruined his life as they build

925
01:04:12.280 --> 01:04:15.199
a ladder to an air duct to
escape, until she tells him to own

926
01:04:15.280 --> 01:04:19.840
up to his mistakes and realizes that
she's an asshole. The wacky therapist performs

927
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:25.159
some emergency therapy on Rue so that
she can get over her daddy issues and

928
01:04:25.199 --> 01:04:29.920
perform the emergency surgery, which she
does. All didn't gets better, so

929
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:31.960
he and Rue get out of range
of the nuke. Rue with the daddy

930
01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:36.280
issues thing was actually built up a
little bit from the last couplet. Bit

931
01:04:36.360 --> 01:04:40.599
yeah, yeah, from the last
couple episodes. I think that was fine.

932
01:04:40.840 --> 01:04:43.599
I think if they had started a
little bit earlier than that, like

933
01:04:43.639 --> 01:04:45.679
if it had been in episode two
or three, I feel like I would

934
01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:48.880
have bought it way more. Yeah, like you know, like not that

935
01:04:48.920 --> 01:04:51.480
I have a real problem with it, But I would have really bought into

936
01:04:51.519 --> 01:04:55.960
that because I like her character a
lot and I think it was a welcome

937
01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:59.559
addition to have some development for her. I just wish that they hadn't.

938
01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:01.800
I don't know. I wish that
that stuff had been sewed a little bit

939
01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:04.199
earlier. But that's a real nitpick. The ba The back half of the

940
01:05:04.280 --> 01:05:09.920
show has, like the first half
better character has a different tone than the

941
01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:13.079
first half of the show. Seems
like it's all like jokes and all stuff

942
01:05:13.119 --> 01:05:15.679
like that, so it's all whacky. Yeah, so the back half of

943
01:05:15.760 --> 01:05:18.079
the show has a different tone,
which h makes sense. Why they wouldn't

944
01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:24.360
have introduced that earlier. Yeah,
yeah, sure. Luke then gets Emma

945
01:05:24.440 --> 01:05:30.679
out of the air duct but leaves
Boro to not die in the surprisingly underwhelming

946
01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:34.360
nuclear explosion, but not before revealing
that Emma is his daughter, which surely

947
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:39.679
can't come back to bite him.
Barry successfully stops Tina's transfer so they can

948
01:05:39.719 --> 01:05:43.840
keep bumping uglies. Everybody on the
team becomes friends again. On the trip

949
01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:46.840
back home, Luke and Emma say
some nice things about each other to prove

950
01:05:46.880 --> 01:05:50.400
that there's been some character growth,
and then Tally calls Luke to tell him

951
01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:57.039
that she is engaged to Donnie.
So I like the uh when they're apologizing

952
01:05:57.039 --> 01:05:59.639
to each other the I Love Danny
d VD. He's so tiny, I

953
01:05:59.639 --> 01:06:02.960
want to put Tom in my pocket, which I can't remember the context for

954
01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:09.199
that, but the context so throw
from the train. Yeah, that's where

955
01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:12.800
he got. That's it and that's
yeah, and they mentioned it earlier and

956
01:06:13.800 --> 01:06:15.639
okay, okay, one other thing
Barry tells, are you gonna mention this?

957
01:06:15.719 --> 01:06:20.639
Barry tells Tina that that's why she's
staying, like he's the reason why

958
01:06:20.639 --> 01:06:25.039
she's staying or Jersey. Uh no, I don't even think I mentioned.

959
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:29.519
So Barry tells Tina he's the reason
why she's actually I think she says that

960
01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:31.400
she's like, I know, okay, but oh yeah. And then he

961
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:35.760
tells her that he gave up a
comic book for which which like is like

962
01:06:36.079 --> 01:06:41.320
Todd McFarlane comic book. Like I
was like, but does he really have

963
01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:44.440
like an understated of beauty about all
his work? Because like, isn't either

964
01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:48.000
do that draw stuff like an unnatural
like positions and poses and stuff like that?

965
01:06:48.079 --> 01:06:50.679
Isn't he? Well no, that's
more Rob lifel. Todd McFarlane is

966
01:06:50.679 --> 01:06:54.320
actually a much better artist. Okay, I thought he was someone where like

967
01:06:54.320 --> 01:06:58.039
he draws. They they have related
styles. They were they both came out

968
01:06:58.039 --> 01:07:01.519
of that super nineties style with characters
like Cable and Stuff and Deadpool where they

969
01:07:01.519 --> 01:07:09.039
have like pouches everywhere and you know, ridiculously muscles and their feet and ankles

970
01:07:09.039 --> 01:07:13.119
are tiny. But Rob Leifeld is
more the person who's like super famous for

971
01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:18.639
really like doing like the like awful
poses. Like again, granted, everyone

972
01:07:18.719 --> 01:07:24.159
from that error does like weird poses, but live Feld is the one that's

973
01:07:24.199 --> 01:07:27.400
famous for doing really awful ones,
like if someone tried to do it,

974
01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:29.960
they're like, oh, that's kinda
you can't do that, yeah, like

975
01:07:30.000 --> 01:07:32.199
it's not physically possible. Or like
there's a famous one that's been going around

976
01:07:32.199 --> 01:07:38.360
for the last couple of years where
he drew Captain America with just enormous tits.

977
01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:43.199
Yeah, just like he like tits
bigger than most of his female Everything

978
01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:47.320
about Captain America turns me on.
McFarlane is genuinely like a better artist,

979
01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:53.800
and again he has a similar style, but like Spiders, no no,

980
01:07:53.840 --> 01:07:56.239
I definitely wouldn't call it understated.
That's why I was like, wait,

981
01:07:57.239 --> 01:08:01.000
you pick someone a little better than
Tim McFarland. There Also, I don't

982
01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:06.920
understand why, like didn't he not
do that? Do what give away a

983
01:08:06.920 --> 01:08:09.639
comic book? I thought, No, I thought he said to give a

984
01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:12.760
comic book. He I think he
gave it to the guy, the comic

985
01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:15.639
con guy that he was talking to. But I thought the comic conk guy

986
01:08:15.719 --> 01:08:17.840
just asked for an apology. No, no, that was and then afterwards

987
01:08:17.880 --> 01:08:21.039
he's like, you know, there's
like one thing that I really want,

988
01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:25.640
and that was the comic book.
But also, you ever think that the

989
01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:32.560
joke of saying Todd McFarlane his drawings
were understated was to rile up nerds like

990
01:08:32.600 --> 01:08:39.039
you guys, no understated. He's
like a hard core and he draws it

991
01:08:39.079 --> 01:08:43.840
a big and still like maybe maybe
yeah, because like me, I'm like,

992
01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:45.800
okay, sure, yeah, I
don't know he has understated r I

993
01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:51.800
don't know, but he doesn't anyway. Maybe I don't know. It's better,

994
01:08:53.279 --> 01:08:57.960
it's it's like all the rest of
the writing towards yeah, but yeah,

995
01:08:58.000 --> 01:09:00.039
I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally missed the

996
01:09:00.039 --> 01:09:02.399
comic book thing. He brought that
up, and I was like, I

997
01:09:02.399 --> 01:09:05.479
don't remember you giving away a comic
book, but would that be valuable?

998
01:09:06.319 --> 01:09:10.760
It was Spider Man two ninety eight, which I believe is the y he

999
01:09:10.840 --> 01:09:13.680
said is the first one that Todd
McFarlane drew. Would that be? Yeah,

1000
01:09:13.920 --> 01:09:16.399
the first Tod McFarlane. I have
three hundred. That's the first appearance

1001
01:09:16.399 --> 01:09:19.800
of Venom, like the first one, not the first appearance, the first

1002
01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:26.760
full appearance. It's somewhat valuable because
I've got McFarlane and Stanley to sign it,

1003
01:09:27.560 --> 01:09:30.520
and I've got it graded Stanley who, So it's wow, what's that?

1004
01:09:30.840 --> 01:09:35.439
Stanley Who? Stanley Tucci? Oh? You got Slaney Tucci to sign

1005
01:09:35.479 --> 01:09:42.439
it? No, Stanley Lieber.
Oh oh. But like the number three

1006
01:09:42.479 --> 01:09:45.359
hundred, I think I could get
at least like like five hundred dollars for

1007
01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:49.319
it. Damn, ninety eight to
ninety eight probably would be worth more than

1008
01:09:49.359 --> 01:09:54.800
that if it's really like the first
Todd McFarlane one, and it's probably the

1009
01:09:54.840 --> 01:09:59.000
actual first appearance of Venom. I
think mine is the first like full shot

1010
01:09:59.000 --> 01:10:01.399
of Venom where you can see whole
body. But cool, just curious,

1011
01:10:01.479 --> 01:10:06.319
okay, Okay. So we cut
two months later on the wedding day,

1012
01:10:06.439 --> 01:10:13.039
between Tally and Donatello to find out
that Oscar sold his app for like four

1013
01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:16.560
million dollars, and then Luke stops
by for well wishes even though he's not

1014
01:10:16.600 --> 01:10:20.279
going to go to the wedding.
Emma sees that Tally is like not truly

1015
01:10:20.359 --> 01:10:25.920
happy with Donnie and clearly still loves
Luke, so she tries to convince him

1016
01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:30.199
to take another shot, but he
refuses so as not to hurt Tally again.

1017
01:10:30.479 --> 01:10:33.239
At the church, Emma and Jay
Barshell have a polite chat to show

1018
01:10:33.279 --> 01:10:39.039
that there's still feelings there. At
CIAHQ, Tina tells Barry that some of

1019
01:10:39.079 --> 01:10:43.680
Borrow's men are still active. Outside
the church, the two morons who tried

1020
01:10:43.720 --> 01:10:48.359
to expose Luke's fitness store front try
to break into Tally's car. Inside the

1021
01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:54.560
church, Luke goes to Tally and
reveals all his CIA secrets so that she

1022
01:10:54.600 --> 01:11:00.680
can make a fully informed decision before
marrying Donnie. Another like call back to

1023
01:11:00.720 --> 01:11:03.000
the True Lies because he tells her
he's like, I killed a lot of

1024
01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:06.119
people, but they were all dicks, which is just another I'm was like,

1025
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:11.239
yeah, wow, yeah, that's
like a direct yeah. And the

1026
01:11:11.279 --> 01:11:13.640
line in Trueize is so much like, I don't know. Yeah, it's

1027
01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:17.800
just more subtle. Yeah, let's
see. So, as Tina makes a

1028
01:11:17.840 --> 01:11:23.600
discovery and tries to call and warn
Berry, Tally's car blows up and the

1029
01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:28.680
wedding is infiltrated by terrorists. While
Luke, Emma, and Barry fight off

1030
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:32.159
the gunman, Tina gets Ruin Alden
to send them to the church's back up,

1031
01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:35.359
and then she takes a Russian phone
call, probably for no reason.

1032
01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:41.119
After all the gunmen are taken out, a lightly scarred Boro appears with Tally

1033
01:11:41.239 --> 01:11:45.000
as a human shield and orders Emma
and Luke to shoot each other. While

1034
01:11:45.039 --> 01:11:49.239
they're pretending to do that, Luke
sends a secret message to Tally, so

1035
01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:55.760
she stabs Boro with a medal that
she just got from Luke, giving Luke

1036
01:11:55.800 --> 01:12:00.159
and Emma the opportunity to just absolutely
ruin Boro's nice way suit. It was

1037
01:12:00.199 --> 01:12:05.119
a it was a fly suit flysuit, and they just fucking stained the ship

1038
01:12:05.199 --> 01:12:09.239
out of it. Yea. The
entire wedding is then put into a cia

1039
01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:14.399
van as Boro probably gave the brunner's
identities to all his terrorist buddies. So

1040
01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:18.840
now everyone has to go on the
run. Because this whole situation is totally

1041
01:12:19.720 --> 01:12:25.239
fucked up beyond I can't remember the
rest. It's fucked up beyond all recognition.

1042
01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:30.560
Yeah, any repair there, yah. And I would also like to

1043
01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:34.960
note that I called that Tina ship
whoa Okay. First off, we don't

1044
01:12:34.960 --> 01:12:43.039
know. Maybe she just speaks Russian, she does, I mean, it's

1045
01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:47.760
maybe it could be a red herring. Also, I'm prepared for the next

1046
01:12:47.800 --> 01:12:55.920
season to star Bruce Campbell because they
all got burned. It's going to be

1047
01:12:56.000 --> 01:12:59.800
a burn Notice. Fuck. Yeah. And that's how you know, TV

1048
01:13:00.279 --> 01:13:02.760
whatever crossover. We haven't had a
crossover a fucking TV show for a long

1049
01:13:02.840 --> 01:13:06.560
time. Yeah, seriously, like
a non Marvel crossover. Yeah, I

1050
01:13:06.560 --> 01:13:11.560
mean, which basically doesn't count.
Yeah, that doesn't count because everything they

1051
01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:16.359
do crosses over. Yeah. So
like you know, when the critic visited

1052
01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:20.479
The Simpsons, you wouldn't yeah that, but that was a crossover. Now

1053
01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:25.920
I'm ready for uh Bruce Campbell from
Burn Notice. And that's literally the only

1054
01:13:25.920 --> 01:13:30.439
thing I know about that show.
Yeah, I've never seen a full episode.

1055
01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:35.479
I think he's like I think Bruce
Campbell and the main guy are both

1056
01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:40.720
like former spies. Like the main
guy I think gets burned at the beginning

1057
01:13:40.760 --> 01:13:45.880
of the show and then he has
to go on the run and recruits Bruce

1058
01:13:45.880 --> 01:13:48.359
Campbell and some other people. I
don't didn't they help other people who've been

1059
01:13:48.600 --> 01:13:53.880
burned or no, I think they're
just like running the whole show, or

1060
01:13:54.159 --> 01:13:58.239
like, I think they're just trying
to escape getting assassinated the whole time.

1061
01:13:58.359 --> 01:14:01.000
But I've again, I've not watched. I've only seen clips of it,

1062
01:14:01.039 --> 01:14:06.159
mostly Bruce Campbell clips. So the
Tina thing I initially which is just gonna

1063
01:14:06.159 --> 01:14:09.279
sound like me being like, oh, yeah, I do that too,

1064
01:14:09.479 --> 01:14:12.439
which I initially did when I was
when we were watching what was watching my

1065
01:14:12.479 --> 01:14:15.359
their coms, like it's that bitch, But I said that about every person

1066
01:14:15.359 --> 01:14:17.840
that wasn't arms Forwrosnegger, but that
was like, no, it's it's that

1067
01:14:17.880 --> 01:14:25.000
girl, just because she's so like
like the the that's the is very the

1068
01:14:25.119 --> 01:14:30.640
meat. She's just like the meek. Like I'm like, oh, come

1069
01:14:30.720 --> 01:14:32.760
on, it's obviously that girl.
But then the review. The only reason

1070
01:14:32.840 --> 01:14:36.479
I just personally I don't think anyone
can love Barry, So that's why I

1071
01:14:36.520 --> 01:14:40.119
suspected it. Well, the only
reason I had banded it was because one

1072
01:14:40.119 --> 01:14:44.720
of the reviews threw me off because
they started talking about like how the relationship

1073
01:14:44.880 --> 01:14:48.560
like they basically ruined the UH,
which wasn't much of a room because it

1074
01:14:48.600 --> 01:14:54.279
was like mentioned in one episode,
the the little plot point with the with

1075
01:14:54.319 --> 01:14:57.680
the kid having cancer and then the
fact that they get together, which was

1076
01:14:57.680 --> 01:15:00.840
obvious from the first episode, but
they I mentioned that there. The whole

1077
01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:05.000
thing with UH, it was the
Roger Ebert like not he didn't actually come

1078
01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:08.840
back from the dead to give a
review, but it was like the person

1079
01:15:08.880 --> 01:15:14.680
that reviews stuff on would that be
I don't know, fine, I guess

1080
01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:16.840
this would be such a weird,
mediocre thing for him to come back and

1081
01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:19.560
give a review. I was like, yeah, but he just hated so

1082
01:15:19.680 --> 01:15:25.159
much and he's like, okay,
I'm coming back anyway. I'm tired of

1083
01:15:25.239 --> 01:15:30.840
rolling in my grave. I had
to come back to life, so he

1084
01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:38.520
UH. The reviewer was talking about
how their relationship is just like a basically

1085
01:15:38.520 --> 01:15:41.279
it was like a rotten because I
was on Rotten. To me, I

1086
01:15:41.279 --> 01:15:43.720
was and looking at the different reviews
too. That was one of the rotten

1087
01:15:43.760 --> 01:15:45.159
ones. But that threw me up
because I was like, it's her,

1088
01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:48.000
and then I like it because that
was my initial one. But then I

1089
01:15:48.039 --> 01:15:50.359
was like, okay, well,
it's obviously not her if that they developed

1090
01:15:50.359 --> 01:15:55.640
a relationship and all that. So
I was mentioned Jay bearshell last. Yeah,

1091
01:15:55.640 --> 01:15:58.800
that's that's why I was trying to
seem plausible to me for like a

1092
01:15:58.840 --> 01:16:00.079
second. But I tried to because
then I was like, oh, maybe's

1093
01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:03.199
Scott Thompson. Actually, yeah,
that's the That was my second. I

1094
01:16:03.239 --> 01:16:06.199
was like, uh, he's a
little like they gave him the mustache and

1095
01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:11.960
he's a little too like nice.
He's the same thing as exactly. Yeah,

1096
01:16:12.039 --> 01:16:15.079
yeah, too nice, too positive. Okay, what about this?

1097
01:16:15.159 --> 01:16:19.520
What if that's just a fucking red
herring and it's something no, I'm right,

1098
01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:27.319
okay, I'm just kidding. It's
just something unrelated, you know,

1099
01:16:27.720 --> 01:16:31.199
like like they like to live the
you know, they like to do the

1100
01:16:31.199 --> 01:16:36.279
cliffhanger thing. I mean obviously,
well I wouldn't say it's a cliffhanger of

1101
01:16:36.840 --> 01:16:41.159
like them getting burned. It's just
kind of a a setup for the next

1102
01:16:41.159 --> 01:16:45.159
season if that happens, which probably
not because it's Netflix. It totally could

1103
01:16:45.319 --> 01:16:48.239
be a mole and they never paid
that off and they they made everything else

1104
01:16:48.279 --> 01:16:53.760
off this season. It absolutely could
be red herring. I just know that

1105
01:16:53.840 --> 01:16:58.159
it's not because they're subtle hints,
like actual subtle hints that she's like a

1106
01:16:58.319 --> 01:17:01.439
double agent, which is that like
she does way too well on that poker

1107
01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:06.680
mission, like as far as like
field stuff, like she mixes the poison

1108
01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:11.880
into the drink and thinks on her
feet really quickly and is surprisingly good at

1109
01:17:11.920 --> 01:17:14.880
acting. Yes, which makes more
sense now I'm thinking because I'm like,

1110
01:17:14.920 --> 01:17:17.359
granted, she was like I learn
that from a James Bomb movie. Yeah,

1111
01:17:17.399 --> 01:17:21.199
to appeal to bear. Yeah,
I know, that's exactly Yeah.

1112
01:17:21.239 --> 01:17:25.800
And also there are a couple other
scenes where, especially towards the end of

1113
01:17:25.800 --> 01:17:29.760
the series, the last couple episodes, where she's clearly like getting tired of

1114
01:17:29.760 --> 01:17:34.239
Barry's references and oh yeah, the
last one that he does. He's like,

1115
01:17:34.319 --> 01:17:39.119
she's pretty much didn't even try to
pretend. Yeah, which one was

1116
01:17:39.119 --> 01:17:43.279
it? It was the one in
the God what does he say? Back

1117
01:17:43.279 --> 01:17:45.880
to the future one or something like
that. No, it wasn't back to

1118
01:17:45.920 --> 01:17:48.720
the future, but it was Star
Wars. Maybe it was that was a

1119
01:17:48.720 --> 01:17:50.840
GM No, No, that was
a Gremlin's cage winer. I was like,

1120
01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:55.279
eh, I get it, he's
a nerd. Yeah. But anyway,

1121
01:17:55.319 --> 01:17:59.399
my point being they have actually laid
out some subtle hints that she like

1122
01:18:00.119 --> 01:18:08.720
is not actually super into him.
I'm like super confident that she that she's

1123
01:18:08.760 --> 01:18:12.359
going to turn out to be the
double agent. That doesn't necessarily mean she's

1124
01:18:12.359 --> 01:18:14.840
going to turn out to be evil. I think that they're going to try

1125
01:18:14.840 --> 01:18:19.039
some pull some bullshit where she actually
still gets together with Barry and like actually,

1126
01:18:19.399 --> 01:18:24.119
yeah, feels bad and falls in
love with him. But I'm very

1127
01:18:24.119 --> 01:18:28.279
confident she's doing some some sort of
like dark Knight Joker thing to where she

1128
01:18:28.359 --> 01:18:30.359
just happened to like I was like, well, thankfully I happened to get

1129
01:18:30.359 --> 01:18:34.359
with that guy, and then he
happened to get me like pushed into like

1130
01:18:34.439 --> 01:18:40.279
he he uh got some stuff set
up to where I could uh stay on

1131
01:18:40.319 --> 01:18:45.279
them, on their team or whatever. Good for her. But anyway,

1132
01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:53.600
Okay, so this second half wasn't
as humor says the first half obviously.

1133
01:18:53.600 --> 01:18:57.520
Obviously it had a little more of
the the U They were trying to like

1134
01:18:57.520 --> 01:19:00.520
fill out the characters a little more. It was just like it's all of

1135
01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:03.640
a sudden with a lot of it. Yeah, and there was no setup

1136
01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:10.720
with some of the stories that they
introduced. So that was the the Arnold's

1137
01:19:10.880 --> 01:19:13.680
Arnold's story, Eric with his wife
and all that throughout the whole thing was

1138
01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:15.479
good. I like, I like
that one. That one was solid throughout

1139
01:19:15.479 --> 01:19:18.039
the whole thing. It was just
the other characters that they were trying to

1140
01:19:18.039 --> 01:19:21.640
do it with, yeah, and
just trying to fill time. I guess

1141
01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:24.880
I don't even know if they're trying
to fill time. I think those were

1142
01:19:24.920 --> 01:19:29.199
good decisions. I think those were
like the correct decisions to flesh out those

1143
01:19:29.239 --> 01:19:31.760
other characters. I just wish that
they had done more of it in the

1144
01:19:31.800 --> 01:19:36.479
first half of the series. Yeah, But that's my only complaint. Otherwise,

1145
01:19:36.560 --> 01:19:41.079
I wasn't I enjoyed the first half
of the show. I'm gonna end

1146
01:19:41.119 --> 01:19:45.239
up watching the second half again.
The second half was fun up until the

1147
01:19:45.319 --> 01:19:47.760
last the last episode, I was
like, okay, come on, come

1148
01:19:47.800 --> 01:19:54.640
on. But actually the second half
of the last episode I liked. It

1149
01:19:54.720 --> 01:19:58.680
was that seventh episode for some reason, I was just like, Okay,

1150
01:19:58.720 --> 01:20:02.279
come on, we're almost done.
But otherwise I'm enjoining the show. The

1151
01:20:02.319 --> 01:20:08.600
show's yeah anyway, Yeah, Joe
or Chris, Yeah, for me,

1152
01:20:08.840 --> 01:20:13.199
I definitely like the show. I
mean, I don't think it's perfect,

1153
01:20:13.279 --> 01:20:18.079
and I think kind of forcing myself
to watch all the episodes last night might

1154
01:20:18.119 --> 01:20:23.720
have been a little hindrance to me. But you know, then I got

1155
01:20:23.720 --> 01:20:30.560
to thinking about so many other shows
and great shows and like about their first

1156
01:20:30.600 --> 01:20:33.359
seasons, and you know, they
can be disjointed. You know, the

1157
01:20:33.479 --> 01:20:39.039
characters are like Bland and Trophy and
all that other stuff like you know,

1158
01:20:39.520 --> 01:20:43.439
I mean, we saw the difference
between the first half of the season and

1159
01:20:43.479 --> 01:20:45.760
the second half of the season and
how they seemed like very different. So

1160
01:20:46.560 --> 01:20:50.159
considering it's a Netflix show, it's
probably not gonna have a second season because

1161
01:20:50.560 --> 01:20:56.159
that's what next, that's what Netflix
does. But i'd like to see more,

1162
01:20:57.119 --> 01:21:00.239
you know, everybody kind of getting
into their groove and you know,

1163
01:21:00.359 --> 01:21:01.600
kind of see where it goes from
there. I don't know if it's one

1164
01:21:01.640 --> 01:21:08.239
of those where they kind of spew
their load and like the first season,

1165
01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:11.399
like we have no idea what to
do in the second season, or if

1166
01:21:11.399 --> 01:21:15.319
it's just like in the second season
that's where they find their groove and it

1167
01:21:15.359 --> 01:21:18.880
starts to like get good and get
better and you know they're established. So

1168
01:21:19.560 --> 01:21:24.760
we'll see for that. But it's
an enjoyable, fun show. It's no

1169
01:21:25.479 --> 01:21:30.039
masterpiece or anything. But when I
was watching it, I enjoyed it,

1170
01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:33.800
and isn't that all that really matters. Yeah, anyway, Chris, I

1171
01:21:34.119 --> 01:21:38.680
don't have much written just like you. I didn't actually go and write like

1172
01:21:38.760 --> 01:21:42.119
here's what I liked, here's what
I didn't like. I will say the

1173
01:21:42.159 --> 01:21:45.399
second half of the show turned me
around. Like not that I think it's

1174
01:21:45.439 --> 01:21:50.479
perfect now or anything like that,
but like I said, episode five easily

1175
01:21:50.520 --> 01:21:55.560
my favorite episode of the series,
and I think probably the best like written

1176
01:21:55.560 --> 01:21:58.479
one. Plot wise, I still
have a little bit of a problem with

1177
01:21:58.520 --> 01:22:00.560
the dialogue. I think it's still
like some of it's still forced, and

1178
01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:04.960
some of the jokes still aren't funny. But I think it was way better

1179
01:22:05.119 --> 01:22:09.520
than it was in the first half
of the show. I noticed it less

1180
01:22:09.520 --> 01:22:13.880
because I actually became interested in the
characters and their dynamics, and like I

1181
01:22:13.920 --> 01:22:17.520
said, I've got nitpicks about like
how those character arcs were deployed and at

1182
01:22:17.560 --> 01:22:21.600
what time, But I think they
were all like positive decisions and they have

1183
01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:28.000
strong they have a strong cast to
carry all of those like arcs and emotional

1184
01:22:28.039 --> 01:22:39.479
stuff. I would say that it
still feels a little bit predictable to me,

1185
01:22:39.680 --> 01:22:43.479
not as predictable, not everything I
predicted came true, but I think

1186
01:22:43.560 --> 01:22:47.920
in the long run it's still headed
that way, but I think it became

1187
01:22:48.760 --> 01:22:53.800
less predictable. I enjoyed the second
half of the show a lot more.

1188
01:22:54.880 --> 01:22:59.000
Yeah, that's pretty much it,
suy. Yeah, all right, So

1189
01:22:59.520 --> 01:23:01.920
we are actually not going to put
this on the spreaditor because it is not

1190
01:23:01.960 --> 01:23:06.960
an Arnold movie, and technically this
is an Arnold Schwarzhanger movie podcast, but

1191
01:23:08.000 --> 01:23:12.319
these are special episodes, so don't
tell anybody, just kidding tell everybody.

1192
01:23:12.720 --> 01:23:16.399
But so we're not doing our usual
stuff, doing the pre production trivia and

1193
01:23:16.960 --> 01:23:23.159
there are credits there. Yeah,
we don't know all that stuff. I

1194
01:23:23.199 --> 01:23:29.039
do, however, have one name
I can give. It was an assistant

1195
01:23:29.039 --> 01:23:38.640
costume designer named Donna. But it's
like a Bart calling mode joke. Yeah,

1196
01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:41.960
definitely. Are you gonna do the
review thing? What do you?

1197
01:23:42.119 --> 01:23:45.239
Oh? Uh? Yeah? The
review thing was pretty much exact like the

1198
01:23:45.560 --> 01:23:47.199
problems we had with it, or
that Chris had with it and I had

1199
01:23:47.239 --> 01:23:50.520
with it in the last one.
So it was basically like complaining about the

1200
01:23:50.560 --> 01:23:58.560
writing, basically complaining, claiming about
the the overall through plot stuff, some

1201
01:23:58.720 --> 01:24:01.880
of it a decent out of it, complaining about the which they end up

1202
01:24:01.880 --> 01:24:04.920
like addressing at the end, which
was good complaining about Yeah, I will

1203
01:24:05.199 --> 01:24:09.279
sorry. Something I forgot to say
is that structurally, I think the second

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01:24:09.279 --> 01:24:13.039
half is way stronger than the first
half because they didn't try to shoehorn in

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01:24:13.079 --> 01:24:17.319
the the Cliffhangers as much, and
so I think it was stronger for that

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01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:21.319
reason, and it felt less procedural
in the second half than it didn't.

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01:24:21.319 --> 01:24:25.159
It did feel less procedural. The
one of like a few of the reviews

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01:24:25.159 --> 01:24:27.960
I read are the complete opposites,
were like, the second half it's just

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01:24:29.239 --> 01:24:30.880
like like snooze. I think it
was really I think they got used to

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01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:36.760
the last but uh. Another one
was complaining about Emma's character to where it's

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01:24:36.760 --> 01:24:40.960
like, God, she's why are
you making her so whiny? Yeah?

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01:24:41.159 --> 01:24:44.560
Also the same jokes again and again, a lot of back and forth.

1213
01:24:44.640 --> 01:24:47.600
It's like a mild comedy and a
tippet adrenaline shot. Learning leaning into satire

1214
01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:54.520
might have saved it, which I
guess. I guess truized that if I

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01:24:54.560 --> 01:24:57.640
had only watched Yeah, if I
only watched the first four episodes, I

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01:24:57.640 --> 01:25:00.319
would totally agree. But I think
they brought it around. Series is cliche

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01:25:00.439 --> 01:25:05.840
followed by painful cringe and then rounded
out by dumbfounded confusion. There are humans

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01:25:05.840 --> 01:25:12.520
talking about I don'tbelieve humans wrote the
dialogue was a USA Today review. But

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01:25:12.520 --> 01:25:14.800
then you've got the good ones.
It's like it's well, I mean,

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01:25:15.039 --> 01:25:17.720
if your culls a good one,
it's it's fairly standard fair which is a

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01:25:17.760 --> 01:25:24.520
perfectly acceptable vehicle for Arnie comeback,
coming back, but which also feels a

1222
01:25:24.640 --> 01:25:28.680
bit like a wasted opportunity. That's
a positive one. This is fun,

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01:25:28.720 --> 01:25:33.399
fundamentally un serious save the world romp
with close shaved thrills, nonsense sensical plots,

1224
01:25:33.399 --> 01:25:39.039
and brazy comic relief. Hollywood Reporter
was more of a snaffoo than anything

1225
01:25:39.039 --> 01:25:43.359
else. Richard Roper was like food
Bar is violent, virtually laugh free disaster,

1226
01:25:43.439 --> 01:25:45.279
filled with the cheap sexual humor standard
isshes. This sounds like an old

1227
01:25:45.279 --> 01:25:49.920
person. Yeah, it's standard issue
action sequences and papers and characters get to

1228
01:25:49.960 --> 01:25:55.279
the chopper and flew this one instantly. Just stuff like that which you get

1229
01:25:55.279 --> 01:25:58.319
into their reviews and they explain a
little more, but it's like the it's

1230
01:25:58.399 --> 01:26:02.319
just problems with the Yeah, they're
writing basically, I don't know. I

1231
01:26:02.399 --> 01:26:05.800
think, and I think I think
they're also comparing it to Arnold's older stuff,

1232
01:26:05.840 --> 01:26:12.239
which you can't really do. Nobody
makes movies like that anymore, and

1233
01:26:12.319 --> 01:26:15.720
it's not a movie, it's a
TV show, and like, yeah,

1234
01:26:15.439 --> 01:26:20.000
it's none even makes anything like that
anymore, Like you can't. I will

1235
01:26:20.039 --> 01:26:28.319
say, watching or analyzing something critically
definitely takes like a lot of the fun

1236
01:26:28.479 --> 01:26:33.199
out of stuff. So I want
to ask these people, like did you

1237
01:26:33.399 --> 01:26:39.960
enjoy watching it? And they'll probably
say no, because, like you know,

1238
01:26:40.039 --> 01:26:43.600
they weren't surprised or it wasn't like
mind blowing or anything. But that's

1239
01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:47.199
also like part of their job is
to watch it, And I kind of

1240
01:26:47.239 --> 01:26:53.439
almost feel bad for them, because
how could you like really enjoy stuff if

1241
01:26:53.439 --> 01:26:57.800
you have to like constantly think about
it, Like I think this show was

1242
01:26:57.840 --> 01:27:01.279
fun. I don't think it was
mind blowing or well changing or anything,

1243
01:27:01.319 --> 01:27:06.039
but I watched it. I enjoyed
watching it, and I don't. I

1244
01:27:06.079 --> 01:27:09.279
mean, I have to think about
it for the show, obviously, but

1245
01:27:09.439 --> 01:27:12.680
like I don't have to. My
reputation is not on the line whether I

1246
01:27:12.720 --> 01:27:16.840
say good things or bad things,
So I don't know if they actually enjoyed

1247
01:27:16.840 --> 01:27:21.479
it and couldn't say they did,
or they just didn't because they're very critical,

1248
01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:26.119
or they're just a lot smarter than
me, and just that. No,

1249
01:27:26.840 --> 01:27:30.199
I think the biggest part, the
biggest problem was was that every single

1250
01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:33.239
review that I read, the first
thing they mentioned was true Lies Yeah,

1251
01:27:33.840 --> 01:27:36.960
And so all of them were comparing
it to true lies yeah, and which

1252
01:27:38.000 --> 01:27:42.159
you can't do because I think part
of the job of a critic is to

1253
01:27:42.239 --> 01:27:45.760
meet a thing where it's at.
Like you you have to like go into

1254
01:27:45.800 --> 01:27:53.159
something knowing like basically what it's going
to be and temper your expectations for that.

1255
01:27:53.199 --> 01:27:56.600
You can't go into this expecting high
art, and you can't go into

1256
01:27:56.600 --> 01:28:00.079
this expecting it to be Arnold in
the nineties. It doesn't make sense to

1257
01:28:00.119 --> 01:28:04.520
do that exactly critics. I was
just gonna say, I do think if

1258
01:28:04.520 --> 01:28:12.159
this gets a second season, I
think they've learned some stuff and I would

1259
01:28:12.159 --> 01:28:15.239
actually look forward to the second season, and I think they set themselves up

1260
01:28:15.239 --> 01:28:18.279
for a good second season with like
the plot. I think that the idea

1261
01:28:18.279 --> 01:28:21.520
of having the entire wedding party have
to having to be on the run together

1262
01:28:21.960 --> 01:28:27.319
with like Carter and Don Tello and
all those other people there. I think

1263
01:28:27.319 --> 01:28:30.039
that's kind of fun. I think
that's like a solid premise for the second

1264
01:28:30.079 --> 01:28:31.600
season for sure, because you have
like the if there have to be all

1265
01:28:32.039 --> 01:28:35.760
together all the time, you have
like Emma and Carter, like Emma Carter

1266
01:28:35.800 --> 01:28:40.039
and all in conflicting with all this
stuff. Yeah, and don couples,

1267
01:28:40.159 --> 01:28:44.680
Yeah, exactly. On top of
that, Joe made an excellent point as

1268
01:28:44.720 --> 01:28:47.359
far as first season stuff, because
this is the first season of a show,

1269
01:28:47.359 --> 01:28:50.359
which sucks it is on Netflix because
of the most it's gonna get probably

1270
01:28:50.359 --> 01:28:57.960
two seasons. But first seasons are
like even the best shows that I can

1271
01:28:58.119 --> 01:29:00.720
there's like what Is It Lost?
Is pretty much a show that has like

1272
01:29:00.760 --> 01:29:04.880
a very solid first season. Otherwise
it's most most shows. The Wire has

1273
01:29:04.920 --> 01:29:09.159
a good first season, I think, And yeah, I mean it's drama.

1274
01:29:09.319 --> 01:29:12.880
It's a slow burn. Well that's
like comedy, but the Wires like

1275
01:29:13.000 --> 01:29:18.840
slow burn, and it's definitely not
as good as like tight tightly written as

1276
01:29:18.880 --> 01:29:21.920
like the next ones and like fleshed
out, you know. I mean Breaking

1277
01:29:21.960 --> 01:29:27.520
Bads first season was only like eight
episodes, and like it did a good

1278
01:29:27.600 --> 01:29:30.479
job of hooking you in, but
that's because like that shows about just like

1279
01:29:31.680 --> 01:29:38.840
drama. Yeah, six for a
season, that's what it is. Rough,

1280
01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:44.159
Like it's all character introduction. Yeah, sopranos for a season, Like

1281
01:29:44.239 --> 01:29:47.399
so many great fucking shows, their
first seasons are like a little rough and

1282
01:29:47.399 --> 01:29:50.520
a little touch and go. Like
that's how like it is. And I

1283
01:29:50.560 --> 01:29:55.319
think we've kind of gotten to the
point now where it's you know, I

1284
01:29:55.359 --> 01:29:59.600
don't know how that show got like
five seasons because it was like critically acclaimed

1285
01:29:59.600 --> 01:30:03.319
at the time, but like nobody
was really watching it and it's good,

1286
01:30:03.319 --> 01:30:10.560
but it's slow. Yeah, and
now that kind of like, oh,

1287
01:30:10.600 --> 01:30:15.159
Madman's another one with a kind of
slow born for a season. But yeah,

1288
01:30:15.199 --> 01:30:17.079
that kind of thing exists now.
But like with streaming, like they

1289
01:30:17.079 --> 01:30:23.479
have the numbers immediately and those cancel
shit like super fast. If it's not

1290
01:30:23.520 --> 01:30:28.600
like super popular and people aren't talking
about it, hopefully it gets more than

1291
01:30:28.600 --> 01:30:31.800
one and hopefully you can actually become
good. Like even you said Loss has

1292
01:30:31.840 --> 01:30:34.760
a great first season, but I
mean, let's not lie. The second

1293
01:30:34.800 --> 01:30:40.399
season started off kind of Yeah,
they banked off that first season and just

1294
01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:44.439
like that's how they got the you
know, yeah, but yeah kind of

1295
01:30:44.479 --> 01:30:47.359
ran out of ideas. If you
don't have a with that genre, if

1296
01:30:47.359 --> 01:30:50.600
you don't have a successful first season. You pretty much turned that eighteen ninety

1297
01:30:50.680 --> 01:30:57.439
nine show, which apparently is or
Heroes, which was apparently like the eighty

1298
01:30:57.479 --> 01:31:00.279
nine show. Someone told me it's
like if you like Lost show, but

1299
01:31:00.279 --> 01:31:01.199
then he's like, noh, neverm
I just got canceled. I was like,

1300
01:31:01.239 --> 01:31:04.279
okay, well, yeah, it's
the same thing or Twin Peaks or

1301
01:31:04.319 --> 01:31:08.840
something like that. So basically what
we're saying is the show is the next

1302
01:31:08.840 --> 01:31:13.680
wire. Yes, God, that
would be great if you just switch tones.

1303
01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:20.319
Yes, definitely anyway, Okay,
uh, that's all, So thank

1304
01:31:20.359 --> 01:31:26.920
you for listening. Please vote for
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1305
01:31:26.920 --> 01:31:30.359
gonna say vote please please vote for
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1306
01:31:30.359 --> 01:31:33.840
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please vote for us on Apple podcasts.

1307
01:31:34.600 --> 01:31:39.760
Okay, for real, for a
second, it would be extremely helpful to

1308
01:31:39.840 --> 01:31:43.880
us if you rated the podcast at
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1309
01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:46.720
what you hear, please rate the
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1310
01:31:46.800 --> 01:31:49.840
know anybody who might like the podcast, tell them about it, make them

1311
01:31:49.880 --> 01:31:55.800
listen, and have them vote for
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1312
01:31:55.880 --> 01:31:59.359
sound like it's exceptionally low effort,
but it actually takes a lot of effort.

1313
01:31:59.399 --> 01:32:02.560
To make so we we would appreciate
it. Do do bad votes count

1314
01:32:02.600 --> 01:32:06.920
too for Apple Podcast? No?
I think they have to be good reviews.

1315
01:32:06.960 --> 01:32:10.800
Okay, you just vote vote bad
for it, that's fine. We

1316
01:32:12.720 --> 01:32:16.680
just give us any sort of votes
just you know, we just want attention.

1317
01:32:16.880 --> 01:32:23.239
I love God. Validation would be
great. That's all they want anyway.

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01:32:23.359 --> 01:32:26.680
All Right, I guess we will
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